Distractible - Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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This episode, Walking Wade, slaughter as his screens, play sound. then retreads a wonderful format. Button-bashing Bob mashes Mrs. Rabbit, roosts relocation, and shows off his multiple desk blades. Midget Mark assaults Assus and his bald buddy

glazes Delta and nip-on, then brutally stumps Bob. From Rolling Stones to killing couches. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hs. It's time for Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game. Featuring Markiplier, now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable.

I'm today's host, because apparently I won the last one, which I definitely remember doing, because I've got a great memory. And I'm joined, as always, by my friends whose names I remember and I definitely don't have written down, Mark and Bob. How's it going, boys? Not much has really changed. It's the last time we did this, hasn't? You guys look like you're in your normal locations. Yeah, everything looks absolutely normal. Why are you still the same, Mr. Gathers, moths?

Because I'm busy gathering moths. They ate my hair, now they're eating my life. Moths? Or I think Mark meant moss. It's what I intended. I can't read, so I didn't know what he said. I shape every letter with my lips. You better read them

Bob, you like fill out your camera I feel so short next to you Yeah, something is different I thought I said it back up the same I'm in a new room For anyone who's the listener This is different It's still kind of purple when it's

I thought I set up the same Something looks different I feel like my forehead looks bigger Something is different about this frame I don't know what it is It's fine You look good Oh speaking of listener

You guys must have seen the uproar I saw most of them say Wow Wade Way to represent I feel like there's a whiplash or two that you missed in that summary of yours. Much like the, we will burn Wade alive for daring to steal our win. I remember a lot of that, a lot of that. And then the next episode came out that you host, it was like,

Wade represented us so good a genius of hosts. None will compare. Thankfully, they only burned me from the waist down. So the top half was able to represent. Good thing I keep my penis up high. I did not. but now it's deep fried and delicious i'm trying to shrink in my my camera for you man is this helping somehow that makes me look even bigger it's because my head's getting smaller but my gut is getting

bigger i should be back here man this looks great yeah you should be further back yeah you do look good wait it really slims you down i'll just stand oh that's a lot of nips that's a lot of gray stripes you guys got me on a friday night nips out i felt like i just lost a five nights or freddie's game and they show nips on freddies when you lose now it's like the static it's the static when your nips point at me i hear that scream sound that happens when you get killed in five nights at freddie i'm glad we did not try to impersonate five nights at freddie's screams in my episode i'm glad we didn't do that there's no evidence that that occurred i'm still sad about all the other things we tried to impersonate but glad we didn't do that one apparently we were the only one

sad about it. Everyone else seemed to enjoy our great impressions. Well, I'm glad that they didn't think we should be good at anything. Everyone out there watching, this is a Friday night that we're recording this. It's unusual for us. I'm not used to doing this at night with you all. Much less Friday night. Specifically Friday night. The witching night. Is that a thing?

I mean, I'm not a witch, so I don't know. What a witch would say. I feel like a witch would say, I am a witch. Yeah, most witches these days, I feel I'm pretty open about their witchery. We don't burn them anymore. It's cool. Oh, just me for being the pants off the listeners. So, Brad, did you just hear that?

Is you hear what he said? He's always doing that. He's always doing that. And you let him get away with it every time. Listen, I slap my chat, Mike, I slap my community around, and they come back to like, yes, please, more bald daddy. And I'm like, all right, here's one. What's that meme? The Jesse Pinkman meme.

You can't keep getting away with us. But I do. And they love me for it. Tell you don't. I was telling you this before we were recording. I have a new monitor. You guys look so much better than you used to look now. I don't think that's true for me.

I'm pretty sure for me in my low compression, undisclosed location with some filter. No, you look better than ever before. I mean, it still looks better because I literally jumped from a 1080p LCD screen that was seven years old to a modern Samsung OLED beautiful 1414. display. It looks so good. I forgot video games are supposed to look good and videos could look beautiful. I got a I got a shout out negatively to AIS for making the most dog shit OLED display I've ever known in my life. I have had one OLED display in my past. I think it was probably like my phone or something and that's the only OLED I've ever had. And I was like,

I should treat myself, you know, working on movies. I'm big, big businessman. Yeah. I I got to be real professional. So I buy this one. It was on sale. Not cheap, mind you. Oleds are not cheap. And this piece of shit once, now up to twice a day, will just turn off. It'll give me a message saying it's turning off.

It'll be like, screen will be off for initialization. And I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? I've been using you for weeks. Maybe you should initialize it. Then maybe it'll stop trying to do that. Maybe this is a user error. I swear I probably just some people just went oh oh god I know that because it's a common thing if you look it up on this Asis I'm bullshit OLED you look up Asis bullshit OLED initialization

and you're going to find this OLED display and the shitty thing is the display is good like it looks good right everything else is terrible because to get it back on you can't just hit the power button you have to physically unplug it then re-plug it back in for it to decide to work and usually I'm... You're preaching to the choir because you're talking to the guy who hasn't had a third monitor.

It's like $1,600 monitors. I've had two for the last six months because Windows updated and I had to update a graphics card and all of a sudden that monitor, it's done. I'm not going to downplay how much money you spend on those monitors and how painfully stupid it is that this is an

issue that you're running into. They do sell other monitors. I just want to throw that out. Like on some level, this is the car situation all over again because I acknowledge that that's an expensive amount. You could sell that monitor, give it to a friend or somewhere. Like, I don't know if Molly needs another monitor. They are covered in so much saliva at this point that only someone weird from our community would want them.

There's got to be a third monitor out there for your specific needs. When we first started Drunk Minecraft, Mark helped me get like my first monitor that lasted me until I think like 2016. and then I upgraded and I was like oh look at these monitors I've got three monitors and those lasted me until I've got these

I've only bought monitors by myself twice and the first time went great lasted me a long time and then I was like you know what I'm gonna buy three

just top of the line monitors lasts me another 10 years it'll be worth it apparently that's not how things work now three 4K monitors and I used to think that he was just tech illiterate no he's right

shit sucks now yeah wait what was that first part shit so he's right I thought he was just a dumb piece of shit dumbass do know nothing about tech backwards thinking

bald headed and assed dumb assed but he's actually pretty smart you know unrelated you just reminded me I need to keep track of points that's what crazy you're welcome I'll take him so many points I know because it's all about

the delta right you got to get the delta you know the difference, the Delta difference. I'm a diamond delta member. Have I mentioned that? I fly United. I'm gold at this point, I think. I think I'm gold medallion. Gold.

I think the only airline that still services Cincinnati is Delta, so I don't really have a choice. Delta and Southwest and all those other ones that are kind of sketchy seeming to me. I'm sure they're fine, but. You could fly in the overhead bins in Frontier. I flew Frontier once, and I was like, can I get some water? And they're like, that'll be the cost of a normal. Delta ticket. I was like, never mind. I think

I'm good. Okay, let's be honest. Delta tickets they're expensive, but oh, man. There was a TikTok about. This is like different airlines and I was like, oh no, they're going to roast my airline, but they made Delta like the extremely seductive one. It's like, how you're so right? You're so fucking expensive, but God, you're

right. Delta's like the Jessica Rabbit, but like in order to talk to her, you have to spend at least $5,000 you're just going like this. Like the real Jessica Rabbit. Well, no. No, she was loyal to her husband. She couldn't be bought. I don't know.

Maybe I don't know the deep lore of Jessica Rabbit. Was she married? I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit. Married, yes. Yes, she's married. Wait, you didn't know that? I don't know anything about Jessica Rabbit other than... Who framed Roger Rabbit?

I thought that was her brother. Just because they have the same last name doesn't mean they're married. Come on now. You're right. I'm trying really hard not to complain about moving because it's not interesting, but moving is not fun. And that's all I have to say. I think everyone agrees is if you're out there on the subreddit or wherever, on the YouTube comments, wherever you are, if you like moving, leave a comment so we can all ridicule you, ridicule you for being a fucking insane person because nobody likes it. Guaranteed.

Okay, there was a time in my life where I actually did like moving. Boo! Hold on, hold on. You giving yourself a point for booing? What do you? Wait, hold. I'm about the right. I'm about the right.

I was just like, boo! That was funny. Two points for me. If I took a picture of every, like, place I had moved solo in my time in L.A., you know the subreddit male living spaces? Yeah, yeah. It was like that, but my recording desk was like this glowing obelisk in the corner. And then my ramshackle bullshit clothes and furniture was off the side.

I don't know what it was, but I was enamored with this idea of like, oh, a fresh start. This will be perfect. I just dumped all my old furniture into that storage unit that doesn't exist in my mind, gone forever. Never have to worry about that again. And I'll just start over. Ikea, this and that. I love going to that first target run where you get like your air freshener. And it's like, this is going to be different.

Here's my dish soap I'm going to use. Clunk. And you keep that same bottle for the whole two years you live there. you're moving out with a 95% full bottle of dish soap you bought on your first day. You're like, man, I really thought I was going to use it this time. Into the dumpster. Down the chute.

Clang bang. Maybe it'll clean the trash on the way down. You're welcome. No, no, you know what? When I didn't have shit, when my only belongings that I really cared about were like my TV and my Xbox and maybe my computer, even though mostly I had shit computers until you bought me one when we were doing

Drunk Minecraft pretty much. Well, yeah, moving was okay, because I never expected to have anything. And it was always like, let me bring these three things over to the new house. And then I guess if I can find a bed or something, like, fuck, whatever, who cares? But the more, the more you have stuff, like my whole this setup, where we do, where we work, God, I'm so fucking sick of tearing this thing down. I don't, because I'm like, I have all my stuff that works. I don't want new things.

I want my things. It's taken me so long to find all the specific little pieces of tech where I'm like, this works well enough. I'll just live with it. It's, it's so, you know, blows my mind is like there was, there was an era when all of us had these mixers where we could do voice changers and we could have sound effects ready. Like the GoXLR era was great. And then it was replaced with dog shit, absolute terrible things that just didn't work right out of the box.

I literally am one bad, like, audio day away from just setting the GoXLR back up. You have to jank it together to get, because I do two PC setup and you have to like patch things in and now and blah. Don't even care. It is still the most feature rich, the most useful. Yes. I guess I could do that. A fucking alien. Remember the auto tune sneeze?

The auto tune sneeze? You can't do that anymore. You know, this is making me second guess. That was the Logitech headset had buttons on the side that had filters, and that was... Hey, hey, guys, it's me. Oh, wait, no. The Autotune sneeze. Was that later?

Was that GoXLR? My line. That was GoXLR, yeah. Oh, I might be lying. I think it was. And now everything's just bad. I mean, this is a beacon, and I think it's fine, but also, like, it's very nice to be able to port a bullet, but I...

Why can't it do anything fun? Exactly, right? Why can I have buttons right here? It does all the processing. You know, a button. I want to play it like a flute. It's like an instrument. You can have like,

you can have buttons on the, on the shaft. You have buttons on the rump. What if you had a cable, what the USB cable? What if it had, you know how they used to have controls for like your,

your audio on the cable of your headphones where you could like turn the volume? We just had a string of buttons on the cable to the thing. And you're like, this is my, this voice. This is my mute button. This is,

where are all the buttons? I don't know, man. I feel like tech has just taken a turn of such streamlining that things are, they don't have other features. They don't put them in. You don't need all the buttons whenever every video is only six seconds long, though. I feel like whenever I Google it too, it's always like, oh yeah, we're definitely, we're going to add voice filters.

Right now we have the basic function out. They never do. It's a lie. This is very relatable stuff that we're complaining about here. Everybody hates their sound mixer. I think they do I think there's a lot more people that have dabbled in streaming now

than you think I mean that's definitely true that's true yeah I thought I was alone here and it's fine it's fine

somebody like walk by just staring at you you just have a knife yeah just in case yes I have a knife why do you not have a knife do you not have multiple knives just at your desk

ready to go I only I only have the one and this is only because I can't find my main knife. Wait, do you not just have a plethora? Here, Wade, take one of my knives. Wait. Thanks, man.

Man, the editors are never going to be able to edit that in. You had the part where it went into you towards you. You didn't expose it. When you get stabbed, here, throw me a knife. So does that mean Bob wins this episode? Does dying mean losing or winning? I sort of thought if you died during an episode, you might win. Oh, there you go

See, that's how you do it That's how you put the editors to work on this episode They have to turn around Editors do nothing Don't help him I did intend on keeping this one shorter For that reason We kept saying we're going to do short episodes

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I'm ready. Oh, wait, no, no. Stop. I saw a concert. You texted us the name of that concert. I don't know who the fuck that is. What is that? Oh, you don't know David Byrne.

Letting the days go by. Oh, no. No, okay. I know that song. Yeah. Once in a lifetime. Yeah, he's like in his 80s? he hasn't toured in a long time and he he's got a new one how old is he 73 oh man oops sorry well and he's the he's the wide suit guy I do know wide suit guy I'm not a huge knowledgeable David Byrne guy I know there's talking heads which is like that song once in a lifetime is talking heads which David Byrne is a part of that band but David Byrne also performs by himself and he performed that song at the concert and also many others I'm not 100% sure.

sure where the delineation is. So you liked it, I assume, because you brought it up. It was very fun. And I don't often go out. I've been so busy that I haven't had any time, but Amy's bought tickets for this. I mean, any cool thing that I ever do is because of Amy. Because she, uh, and I was, I was very happy that we were able to actually go out there and because it's just been such a, such a sprint and so heavy with things.

It was nice to just be able to get out. I didn't even mention that. That's the small talk. I didn't, you mentioned sprint. I've been going on walks every day for like the, last week for the first time ever we went on like two to three mile walks Molly and I like that's good

it's not exactly the best weather season in Ohio for that but that's a very fun like that's a very good hobby it feels good it's nice to get out it was 70 degrees then it was 30 degrees and there was snow on the ground do you think this was my thumb for a listener

spark was sitting still and a thumbs up bubble popped up text to his face for no fucking reason. Is there a ghost in here? What you fuck? He thought he was alone. Are the thumbs in the room with us? Walking is

one of the thing, the thing that, the thing who, who. Wow. Japan. Japan. They live a long time. Walking is walking, walking, walking is

Japan. Japan. Oh yeah, oops Walking is very good for you Especially for longevity They say in Japan I'm gonna move to the game now But yes, walking good

Been fun I call this Wade's Bob's word game Do you remember the episode we did Where Bob gave us a word And then you would say a word that you thought of And you know you or I would say hotter or colder We're gonna do that

So I've got a list of at least four different pairs. That's probably enough. Look, I don't want to be that guy who challenges the host on his, but I think it'd be more accurate to call it Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game, just to be clear.

Wade's Bob's Mandy's words game. Well, now I just feel excluded, you know. Featuring Markiplier. Oh, Bob, Bob, speaking of, did you show Mandy that video? I did. She has been talking to the team about it, yeah. So, Wade,

Okay, can I stop the game? Yeah, man. Why not? So did you play the Colisto Protocol? Nope, I'm familiar with it. Yeah, I've seen it. I haven't played it. You know how the characters in that game look really good, right? So there's a video.

It's not my video. It's shamelessly so stolen. But it was really intriguing. Actually, not your Molly, but 3D Molly brought this video up. Or maybe. Anyway, Callisto Protocol, I didn't know how good it looked. until they did a side-by-side of the picture reference of the actors who played these characters. And my God, that game, if it wasn't in the game, because it's destroyed by all the other things around the characters that are not photorealistic, it is identical.

And I mean I fucking denical because they changed up how they do their BRDFs. What does that mean? Don't fucking ask me. I don't know. I just watched a YouTube video. Big real dick fungus. That's it! He's got it!

Everyone's been getting their big real dick fungus all wrong. People been doing it on old big real dick fungus data from the 1790s, when in reality, some small dick fake plant... Anyway, they've been doing it wrong. So, Mandy's gonna look up the big real dick fake data and put real good AI into that. And fix it. And if you guys want to check out real good AI, here's the link. The funny thing is, my first question, a lot of people first question was like, hey, can we have their BRDFs, their big real fake dicks?

Can we have those? But apparently, it's not a thing you can just take from the game. They custom-tuned everything so we can't be recreated, which is really not very helpful. But I was like, oh, now there's something where machine learning might actually come in handy as opposed to everything else, finding out because it's an error rate thing. It's like trying to err from the real-life reference to do real-time graphics for games and stuff like that.

Oh, anyway, I'm paraphrasing, but I don't know. Maybe there's something there. This was not a worthy distraction, man. I'm sorry you should start the game. He should overruled me, man. I didn't know what the video was. Listen, if anyone's to blame, it's Wade. This is why I don't win this season.

I've come to find out. I told Bob, I've only won like a third of the episodes. I've really been on the tablo. And then I did the math. But I was like, that doesn't sound right. And Mark and I have won the other two-thirds. Welcome to Wade's Bob's Mandy's word game featuring Markiplier. All right.

That's me. Bob, heads or tails? Tails. Tails, you go first. Like, you get the word and have to like hot or colder or heads. Mark goes first. I saw tails, I think. for the listeners

he put the coin and then got it and in his rush to show the he threw it on the ground was tails and it landed on tails again so so the first word I send you

is the one that you're going to start with the second word is the one you want Mark to get okay do I tell Mark the first word is that how this works yeah you tell him the first word like you'll say the first word then Mark will say the next word

the next word and you'll say hotter or colder. All right, Mark. We're going to play hotter or colder. And we're starting with scalpel. Doctor. Hotter. Nurse. Same.

Hospital. Colder. Room. Colder. Closer. Colder. College. Colder.

Smart. Colder. Malpractice. Colder. Hmm Blue Warmer Orange

Uh, colder That's a lie It's clearly warmer than blue You stupid Dumb game Anyway Umbrella Colder

Ocean Warmer Oh fuck Shark Hot Oh fish Dhing ding ding Deng motherf fuck

That's how you play that game. You're welcome. The last episode is an example how that game is not meant to be played. That was a terrible example. This is where it really starts. There you go, Mark. I sent you your word. Wait, wait, did you send that to me in the chat that all of us could see?

I don't think so. I see it scalpel the fish. You did. You did. I think you sent marks in your private. chat with Mark. You're so lucky I didn't look. God damn it.

You just set the answers to the test to the public group chat. Thank God I knew he also couldn't read. Gamers don't look up. All right. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got. Shoe. Closet.

Colder. Foot. Tiny bit warmer maybe. Okay. Animal. Uh, colder. Bones. Colder.

Uh, store. Warmer? Uh, money. Warmer. Okay. Stock market. Colder. Food.

Warmer. Okay. Eggs. I would say colder. Okay. Slightly. Salt. Okay.

Okay. I will, okay. Warmer, but you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. No, I see that. I remember all these rules from last time. Fire. If I say warmer, it'll misguide you.

So I'll say colder. Oh, fire's clearly hot, you idiot. Guys, you got me, you're right. You're fucking editors kill me. Editors, kill him in Guam. Fork. Colder. Dirt.

Warmer. Leaves. A little warmer. It's about the same. Okay. Okay. An eagle. A colder.

Yep. I'm seeing it. I'm drawing the dots. I'm extrapolating. A monkey's paw. Colder. Oh, okay. A book.

Oh, man. Every time I say F said warmer, it's like the tiniest increment closer. I'm going to say warmer. For the same reason I've said warmer. all the others. Good. I don't want to move too fast. A post office. Oh, man. Come on, man. I mean, I guess

kind of warm. Not, no, not really. But, you know, it's like, I'm going to say colder because I think it's, but it's not that much colder. All right. That's the internet. Aw cold. A song. Oh. Putz a tea I mean

Come on man You're killing me here So a warmer Oh good Yeah No I'm still very confident That I know exactly What I'm trying to get to

I'm dead I'm dead I'm on it right now Headphones Oh I mean Same Air

Air Come on. Warmer. You know, that's how that air is, you know. A fart. Oh, okay. Water. Warmer.

A lava. I mean, warmer. Well, like iron. Colder. The sun. I mean warmer. I swear, I swear all of these things are tangentially related. We're going to all see it.

It's going to come together. You'll see, you'll see at the end of it. The fact he has done a whole loop around is really funny. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm not leading, I'm really not trying to lead you to Australia. I want you to win so badly. A light bulb. A little colder.

No, a car? I don't think it's any warmer than the other things. In fact, I think this would be colder in the same context that I've been given things. Okay. You know what I mean? In the context of warm or cold, this is cold, but in a warm way. Blood. Colder.

A nuclear reactor. Colder. Okay. No, I have no idea. I'm so lost right now. Oh, man. I know why you're lost, and I feel responsible, even though it's in no way my fault. It is all up to the host.

I mean, I can't believe it. A baseball. Probably colder, man I bet you're feeling really stressed from this one man A migraine headache You're too tense I wish I could just A heated, a hot tub

Oh, warmer A jacuzzi I mean kind of the same A hot spring Oh yeah, warmer Geyser sure same the volcano

probably it's kind of you know it's all the same it's all the same all these are the same I'll tell you this all these are the same and you'll know why pressure

that's not a thing I mean unless you're feeling pressure and then actually this would that would be warmer what context are you talking about the pressure diarrhea well you know okay on certain ones

of these you might might actually depends. It could be what context are you talking about this diarrhea. What the fuck? What's happening?

A roller coaster. Well, you know, yeah, actually it's a little, it's kind of like, yeah, a little.

A spaceship? Man, that would be a really good one of these. What? A vacation? Ah! Oops.

What? I'm so sorry, I see how this was a bad one. I see it now. No, I just took every clue that you gave in the exact opposite direction. You were, I don't even think it was really your fault. Like, you were giving me crumbs, and I was being like, uh-huh, and then running the other way with that. And you were just like, oh, no. You gave such difficult words that was like, when you were,

said post office. It's like, well, people send postcards on vacation. That's exactly what I was saying. I was like, and it was just as distant as all the others. So I'm like. Yeah. And then you went like internet and it was like, well, no, not, no, probably not that. But you could search for him, I guess, but I don't know. It's, it's like he was saying warmer, but you were like the same distance the entire time just doing like a circle. It was like, well, I guess that's warmer, but also it's About as close as... Because, like, salt was like, well, you know, like ocean, I guess. There's a lot of salt.

Lava. Well, there's also that. Yeah, so I don't know. All right. Bob, just for you this time. All right, Mark, lock in. We got this. I'm ready.

I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Remote. Towel. Colder.

Black. Slightly warmer. A black towel. Same. Nope. Uh, the depths of the ocean Oh, colder Space

Yeah, colder A banana Colder Colder Yellow Colder Stop sign Slightly colder

The inevitability of death God, the instinct To just be like Hot, odd, odd, odd Oh no, but no That would be colder Okay, all right Music

Warmer Musician Yeah, colder Instrument Warmer A V8 engine Colder Wood

Colder Prodigy Colder Piano Colder Hands When I'm warmer So hands

Because You know We all know Because it wasn't a specific instrument It wasn't a musician Masturbation You thought of that

immediately and you're just pausing for a dramatic effect. Colder. Oh, shitting in your hand and throwing it at your enemy. Maybe when you do it. Colder. Human. Colder.

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magnets you're thinking of it like a guitar or something back an instrument that's not a question No answer. I already know. You don't need to say anything. I can read your face. Science. Warmer. So doctor way back then.

To science? So am I? Was I circling? I wouldn't say you're circling yet, no. Science. But it's not going to be a scientist. Scientist? What is it?

I was nodding to what you said out loud. Oh, it's not going to be a scientist. Yes, no. You are right. a bunsen burner warmer fire colder I thought that's a fuel colder safety precautions warmer language colder signs colder I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna divert okay just kidding I'm going back desks go colder

I'm leaving just try to just try to You can mix it up a little bit. Just try to throw stuff out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. TV. Warmer. My name is Earl. Colder.

All right. Okay, so TV show. Colder. Technology. Warmer. Computer. Same. Not any warmer.

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Sight Warmer Vision What warm Still warm Warmer Yeah I can get any warmer

Um The windows to the soul Oh That's Yeah well you probably Would have to look To look through this to see into those I guess

Yeah Is it glad? Yeah, warmer. I see glasses. Colder. Wait, what the fuck? What do you mean you have to look through to do this? What do you got?

What do you got? What do you got the soul viewer? All right. You know what? Fair point. Glasses? Slightly warmer. Contacts.

Slightly warmer. Cornia. Same. What is it in the fuck? You'd have to look through this to see a TV screen. Yeah, that's true. Air? Cold air.

What? Lens? Yes. Yes. It's lens. I think I was part of the problem there. I'm not going to lie. He was like glasses.

Glasses have lenses. Contact. Contact lenses. When we got to TV and we were like instruments, technology TV. I was like, oh, this is a direct. but I didn't It's okay I have to do it again

So you can do whatever you want to me Oh God, all right Okay Now you get to torture Bob one last time I'm not trying to I am It's week three of Canadian tires early Black Friday sale

These prices won't go lower this year Maybe too long Freezing save up to 50% November 20th to 27 Conditions apply details online Let me send it to everybody again. I hope not. Tea. Tea, like the drink tea?

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Colder. Okay. Car. Colder. Book. They're warmer. Language. Colder.

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Warmer Okay A TV warmer an iPad that's the same but I'm warning you alright all right all right the cold's right there

you be careful a couch oh damn nicely done wait so Marks was lens because Mark like lenses mine is couch because what I'm fat and lazy

no actually lens was just the third one and you won the coin flip. Either one of you could have had lens. Oh, okay. I guess that's true. These were not people specific. Hmm. Nice. Sure. Now. And it's, it's because you fuck couches. Oh, I am from Cincinnati. It's the Ohio way. It's why some cushions get the little indents. It's actually the secret thing that a Cincinnati three way is. It's you and the couch and whoever last sat on the couch. Yep. Chili, me, couch. And you could add beans if you want. cheese, chili, me, beans, spaghetti couch, onions. Onions on bottom.

This guy. We call that a Kansas City way right there. That's why I'm in L.A. I couldn't fit in. I couldn't fit in. All right. Well, we'll wrap there because we've got a while. We didn't have a lot of small talk, but in no particular order, Bob, you have points for. You moved. Small talk point, because I didn't have this and wasn't really thinking about it, but I still give you a small talk point

because that's the rules or whatever. And you got vacation and couch. Mark, you got points for you're a movie man, your small talk, which was great. Top tier small talk. Fish, lens. You lost the point for calling me stupid. You gained a point for calling me stupid

or for calling me genius, rather. Which leaves you both tied at four going into the wheel. Oh, perfect. What are you adding to the royal, oh, glorious host man? I'm trying to think of one something that's um i was gonna go with like most roundabout way of getting there but it doesn't really apply

to much it's really specific to this worst guesser worst guesser that's a good one still somewhat specific to episodes but like it's a little bit more broad we might guess things in any given episode yeah just do worst guesser i don't know which one i would call worst guesser in this particular episode but i feel like it has to be me you had the longest roundabout way but sure you know sure you know what you earned it if it lands on there bob you earned that point that's that's the Damn, I'm running here, baby. All right. How many spins will we spin?

Really hoping it's an odd number for no particular. Two spins, baby. That's uncomfortable for me. Mark, I'll make you a handshake deal right now. You get one, I get one. Boom. Deal. You know, as the host, I veto this.

Does the host have the power to veto handshake wheels? Deals, wheel deals, wheel and dealings. None of us know the Constitution well enough to make one way or another about things. Pretty sure the host. has to be in on at least a little bit. No, I think the host has to explicitly not be in on handshake deals. I thought that was kind of the whole thing. I have to be on the points.

I get to decide the points. Whatever you decide, Mark and I make it a tie. Great. That's not happening. Should we just spin the wheel? You know what, Bob, you get a free point for thinking of what a great idea, Bob. What a great idea. Ah, I'm just racking up, racking up cheating points.

Oh, let me just get some points to Bob here. And it's best looking. Well, that's pretty subjective. I don't... My camera's kind of shit right now, but, you know, I'm trying. I, you can tell by my hair and how greasy it is. It's been an extra day since I've had a shower, so I'm not going to give this one up without a fight, but... Yeah, but I'm going to give it to Bob.

Bob's in a new office, looking snazzy, great camera, fully in frame, more than usual. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Hang on. You're a little 420p for me, Mark. Well, I'm so color balanced Look, is your favorite color, burgundy That's why he's wearing a burgundy shirt

Like me Spin number two Man, I hope it's Shortest No way to bend that one Said fuck the most I said fuck a lot I'm not gonna lie

Big rotten dick fuck Oh yeah you wait You did say yeah You did that adds a bunch You know what That's unfair Wait Wait, whoa, whoa, wait

I just unfaired myself What does that happen? What does that do? That can't I don't know, is the host ever unfair? You can't do it. I mean, you have to decide, I guess, because you're the host, but like, What does it do?

I don't know. No, it was, I didn't like that it was a tie. It was unfair that it tied up. So Wade calls unfair on us tying. So if he gets all heads, we don't tie. But if we.

We get all tails, we tie twice in a row for Wade. And he has to spin the winner's wheel twice. You know what's fucked up about this is I have to go get a coin of fairness from upstairs. Oh, wait, you have like an actual coin of fairness? I have an actual coin of fairness. I just got to get it. That sucks. All right, see, man.

I did not mean to actually say unfair. It came out so awkwardly. I assumed you were throwing that out on purpose. I think in my brain I was like, don't say unfair. and my mouth was like, unfair, fuck. I'll let you guys pick the color. We got black, burgundy, silver and gold.

Oh, I like gold. Yeah. All right. Nice. All right. Heads, it's unfair, tails. It's doubly fair. Middle.

It's just a little tie. I don't think I could do that one. Because the prototype, it's the same on both fucking sides. That's the same on both sides. You know, I hadn't looked too closely at these I hadn't thought about these

It's time to revisit the drawing part Fuck, that's so funny Alright, so there's a This one has a Rough side where you can see that it's clearly like the base layer of the 3D print and this side is much better finished

Oh sure, sure, okay So it's like that So smooth smooth his heads, rough his tails Smooth his head, rough tails like like uh like like what's his face two face come on old rough side tails heads i don't know that's heads i think that looks smooth that looks smooth to me so nothing happens it's just the tie take us to the tie wheel i guess um how much what

we add 8% of time or something no it's not it's not that much yet no i think i think it's six i think you're right it's six no it's two two percent what is two no Is it? Yeah, we only do two. Yeah, we used to tie a lot more. Oh, okay. But we did used to have a lot of ties. Okay, so you would add four?

No, how much would you add to this then? Because it's 360. So 2% of 360 is... You still... It starts with six. It wasn't... I believe it was at like whatever it is now is what's at. Oh, that's what...

Okay, so I'm gonna add seven because it's in degrees. Yeah, something like that. There you go. Uh, changed Wade to Bob, though, because I'm not... I don't want... I'd love to win, but...

I was just analyzing that. Bob one man show. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. Anyway, let's decide Wade's fate. Oh, fucking, oh my God, okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. I like how all of us are like, wait, no, I don't really want to do that. Right now, I've got too much.

None of us want it. We have no time to make ones. It's like, oh no. Alright, I win. Oh, Amy's wondering where I am. Oh, please, let's wrap it up. Congrats, Mark. You won. Winter speech. Thank you. Oh, I love. winning it feels so good i just i ruined my pants because the joy of winning was too good it was too

good the best win thank you bob loser speech i don't like losing at all i ruined my pants because how much i hate losing it's a terrible feeling it's the worst feeling i never want to lose again i look forward to losing the next one as the host watching the wheel approach one man's show and then just real quick also made me hate it and i messed up my pants and if you want to mess up yours, keep watching. The next episode of Distractional, we'll host. I'm sorry, we're Mark will host. Well, close enough. Whatever.

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