Distractible - What The Hell Is That?

Episode Date: September 8, 2025

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Be dear Bob, buss on Wade and get screwed over by customer services. than the triumvirate, explore etymology. Wotan Wade does Lucasfilm, gobbles, licks ass, and creates countless catchy compounds. Marketplace Mark finds corporate incompetence inexplicable, trips on torpor, dig Zelda scrolls, and gets righteously hammered. From Custadia to defenestration.

Yes, it's time for... What the hell is? that? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to another episode of what I can only assume is your 34th favorite podcast. That's right, it's distractible. Well, by now, maybe we've moved up to one, but we all know where we were on that list. Those were the good old days up at 34. I'm sure by now, Mr. Rogan, is withering in spot number six or seven at least. Welcome back. I'm your host. My name is Bob.

This is a show where, as the host, I give out points, and the points declare a winner, except there's other things that happen, like wheels that spin, and who knows. And then whoever wins this host the next one, competing to host the next one, and or competing to be the loser of the episode. Please welcome the two other people who are always, and only ever the ones who are here, Mark and Wade. Oh.

Hello. I'm imagining a lot of like a crastadium full of people cheering for my really poorly worded introduction. Anyway, what's up, guys? I have a game for today, but before we do that, it's a small talk. A crust stadium, eh? A crustadium. A crust. That's what you said.

You said crustadium. Custadium. It's either a stadium full of crabs or it's really gross. I'm sick, but I'm in a good mood. So I'm going to give whoever, every time someone calls me, out for saying something stupid or whatever you get a point for that you say for staying something stupid i don't know did i'm pretty sure i don't think he did actually uh i don't think he did roll it back every time someone calls me out for saying something stupid or

wow he didn't wait what was it that i didn't said for saying the staying something i don't know yeah who cares listen i say stupid all the time i understand that language how are your stupid lives you stupid guys all right this is a little hostile man i appreciate that that's pretty straightforward directing to the point i'm licking your ass right or kissing oh oh right that's an ass looking point right there wait don't forget i know where you live i'm gonna come collect on that in a little bit oh yes you do uh i'll get the paddles out uh wait whenever you get embarrassed you get even redder no look at this oh maybe he just went for a drive in his non-existent car in between episodes.

I decided to tan up a bit before this episode. I will sometimes wonder how any company is in business when I ask a question about a product and no one can answer it at all. I got something off eBay, a Dell computer. It was a great price for whether because I was looking at it. I was like, oh, I don't want it. Because I wanted to do editing workstation and yada, yada. I got this and so I have some problems with it because it's secondhand and it's missing some parts.

So I'm trying to get the parts and I'm trying to figure out how they work together. So I ask Dell. I go to their customer service thing. I type in, I'm doing a live chat. I haven't called them yet, but I've done a live chat. And I'm explaining like, hey, this is your computer. This one here, 7-960 Tower Workstation. This is your computer, right?

can you tell me where I can get or if I can get the parts to have more NVME drive bays because I think this thing could have four or eight four in the front four in the back and they're like I don't think we sell that workstation

and then you said to Adele never mind I will find another PC like you yeah maybe a no actually no no no get out here Okay Get out of here

You're not judge I don't have to Pander to you Get out of here I'll remember this No legitimately That was what they said They said

I don't think we sell That model I'm on the page With it I copy and paste The link to them And be like Oh

This must be new I'm like What do you mean I get that you sell A lot of different things But you don't sell That many Different types

Of computers How do you not know. And so I know this is going to go down a bad path, but I ask like, okay, at the very least, you must have the system to look this up, right? Can you look up like, is there part numbers that you can give me because I couldn't find anything on the store? And I've heard other people on Reddit that you have to ask customer service for parts. And it's just like, I'm looking in the system. I'm not seeing anything for that model. I don't think we sell that model again. I linked him the page to the model of the computer that they sell.

And so I'm, I just, I, I, I, I look at these things and I have this experience with customer service and everyone's had this experience, but it's getting so much worse. And I, I just can't help but think like, man, Dell, you could be making so much more money if you trained your salespeople or get a good sales staff or, let's be honest. Most people call, and they're like, the battery's gotten low. I don't know what to do about that. And you're calling, you're like, listen, if you had the little technical jargon, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I could have a double helix modifier to my super connector. What the fuck?

And it's exactly. They're like, a real question? We don't get those. It's different departments, though. Like, there's customer service again. That's a pain in the ass. But sales should be, their whole thing is they should be making sales, right? And I would go to this and I'd be like, I am here ready to buy.

I want the parts. Give me the parts. I know you sell spare parts. Give me the parts. I'll pay. We don't have a spare parts department. You could buy a second laptop and take it apart, but that would void the warranty. I don't think we sell computers, actually, now that we're talking about it.

Do you, can I interest you in some donuts? Dell donuts? Yes. don't know it just doesn't make any sense to me del's nuts i i feel like there just is some gap in the training where somehow these people are here to answer questions but in a way that i don't think anyone at the company actually keeps track of what they're doing i don't know how they're doing these metrics but they're they're not testing their people well enough they're not teaching their people well enough i feel like they're capable of doing the job it's just like i feel like

someone's dropping the ball on the training because if you don't even know the model of computer that you're selling? What is going on? And I still at the end of the chat, the surveys I always do like top. It's not even that complicated either. I never worked in sales like that. But like the response is never, oh, I don't think we sell that. The response is, oh, let me look. You don't even have to know. You have to be willing and capable to be like, ah, interesting. Let me put that into my system here and see what I can. Them immediately just cutting you off with, I don't think we sell that. It's like really fucking confusing.

I know what happened. Yeah. Do you know what looks like Del? Deli with a capital I. I think you called customer support for the wrong company, and you were talking to a deli's customer support. They had meats and breads and maybe some eggs, but they didn't know anything about those computer models.

We can only hope that that's what happened. I don't know if I want to yes and you. you know, my instincts say I should just end that, but I'm like, you know, you know it to be true. Search your feelings, Mark. Yes. And then a bunch of meat showed up at my door. Oh.

Sorry, my real laugh came out again. Anyway, so it's just, it's just annoying. I mean, it's my fault for, well, maybe it's not my fault because I got a great deal on eBay for this thing. But it's just like, if it's missing parts and I can't get the parts, it's kind of difficult to, I mean, work it. Guess you shouldn't have bought a computer that doesn't exist. You're right, the mythical computer that doesn't exist.

I, this is, I think I may have talked about this, and this is not the exact same problem that you have, but I do also think this problem you're running into is partially like corporate, I don't know what the word for it would be. I don't know, corporate, corporate creep, corporate, the thing that happens with companies, because we had this experience. I was trying to buy a very specific Linux laptop thing

for a very specific purpose. And it's like a, it's from a small company, relatively small company. It's a unique thing. And it's like a big, it's relatively expensive purchase. And so I went through their website and just ordered it and put my credit card in. And they came back and not my credit card. Their website was like, hey, this looks fraudulent to us. We're going to send you to our third party fraud monitoring company, which they like,

we're going to send you another email. Look out for that email. And we're going to send you another email. email that's going to have a code in it you go to the link in the second email and then like one of those emails didn't exist and I ended up just calling and the guy literally I was I called and the guy in the phone and I was like here's my order number yeah I'm just trying to like buy this but I got this third party fraud thing from you guys and he just goes oh yeah oh god okay listen we've been we've been trying to get rid of that for a while now we're kind of stuck in a contract and

like it's a whole thing uh I can just we'll just go around that that okay i can on my end i can like put in the system and you'll have to just submit the order again but then we'll do and it was this whole thing where the guy clearly knew that this was an issue but i and i did exactly what he wanted and we hung up the phone and i was like okay he gave me all this info i'm going to put the order back in and i'll and do exactly what he said and i did it and then like the next day i got all the same shit again from the third party fraud thing and all this stuff he didn't do anything it was a there's a no an issue and still the customer service guy was like, all right, do all this specific shit and

leave a note and blah, blah, blah, and then like nothing. And I was like, all right, I guess I'm buying this from someone else. Like, whatever. Fuck. Shouldn't be this hard. I like to imagine the fraud company called him and they're like, hey, it looks like this guy's trying to go around our thing that we have, the protection we have. And he's like, oh, God, yeah, it does look like that. You know what I can handle this? You know, I'm just going to, yeah. And it gave him your info back. It was like, yeah, here it is. I found it. But like, part of that's not his fault because I don't know what happened, but the third party they were engaged with was super sketchy. It was literally like, I bought something from one website and an unrelated website sent me an email that was like,

give us a picture of your ID and your credit card information so we can confirm you want to buy this. And I was like, no, the fuck I am not sending that to you company I've never heard of. You could always trust we aren't fraud.com. Yeah. The email was like, oh, we saw you're trying to buy a computer or some shit, just give us all of your info and we'll confront. What? What kind of weird, sketchy scam? Apparently it's a real thing, but weird. You can always trust your Saudi Arabianuncle.com to make sure that your protection is valid. Anyway, I think you kind of said it, but I don't necessarily blame the people even. I don't think they're idiots. I think they understand, but like the company didn't train them properly. The company has these

other systems in place that like prevent them from just like doing a simple thing and converting a sale from a person who wants to buy a thing and knows exactly what they want. And I, and I, I would think, like, maybe it was an AI chat bot that I was talking to, but it didn't seem it that way, because it didn't have, like, this really polite cadence who was talking, like, you know, not proper capitalization stuff. So, but it might have been, and it might have just been hallucinating, like, we don't have that. But I feel like they should have some metric, right? Or maybe I'm stupid. I didn't go to business school where it's like, you're looking at your sales team, at least and be like this sales employee that we pay this salary is helping us gain this many sales

therefore we know that this salesperson is meeting at least their value bringing that into the company right isn't that how sales should work but i don't know generally i think that is how it works but yeah you know you have like quotas or something you're supposed to meet or whatever i don't know anyway they don't want your money mark uh you should buy a real computer if you want to buy stuff from them. Not a fake one. Yeah, that was my problem. Not an imaginary made-up computer. What happened to building your own? I build plenty of my own, but when you get... More! I felt so many. More! The reason that I did is because there's a specific Intel processor that I can't find cheaper on its own, and the cheapest way that I could get it was already integrated into a system, and it came with like

half a terabyte of RAM. I got a great deal on this system off eBay. Go to you. eBay. Don't take my deals. Don't go to eBay. Fuck you. Fuck off. They're mine. Fuck off from eBay. Or you could always pay more. Yeah, but the reason I got that, Intel versus like AMD is because of Thunderbolt.

And one of the parts that doesn't work right now is Thunderbolt. I'm trying to get this fucking Thunderbolt part. Lightning, very, very frightening me. Galileo. Wade's just doing his actual own thing completely. I'm over here. All right, whatever. I'm done. Wade, what's your small talk?

I had some Quaker steak and Loub. And Loub? Dude, it was good. Buffalo Joe's is gone, which makes me really sad. Quaker steak, though, they've been... Been good. Been good. Telling you, we should have gone in on Buffalo Joe's.

Swept in. Capitalist takeover. I don't know what's there now, but they... I think they sold before they announced they were selling. That makes any sense. I think that it was already like... By the time I learned that they were selling, it was already, like, it was already done.

I don't know why they wouldn't have guessed that you a random patron who came in every once in a while would want to buy the place. Well, they should have thought maybe someone would. Well, someone did, it sounds like. Yeah, but we could have paid less, hopefully, and gotten it. I don't know if that's how that works. I'll never know now.

Any more small talk? Anything else happen? I don't think so. I have not bought any more GPUs. That computer I'm talking about I actually bought like a month ago. It's been a series of problems trying to get parts for it. Dude, isn't buying things that you need parts for or repairs on just to joy? Isn't that just the best?

Fucking awful. Like, I want to use this computer so bad. And I did get such a great deal on it. But half of me is just like, if I had just bought the complete version from Dell itself, it would have cost me several thousand more. But at least it would have had all the parts and I'd be using it by now. But I got such a good deal on it. I can't say that it saved so much.

It saved. I stole it right out. Like, it got listed right as I was looking for it, and I've never seen it again. I've never seen it at that price again. Like, it was more than 50% off of what Dell was selling it for, for way higher specs. It was crazy deal. Well, hopefully that one card doesn't make up the difference in price. Yeah, I don't know.

The time alone has been a pain, yes. But it's getting there. I got a couple parts in for me, babe. None from Dell itself, but a few other parts. Ah, but Delhi, you'll be reaching out. Delia, yeah. You seem so sad. I always feel bad talking about these kind of things because it's just like it's I'm swimming in computer parts right and that's like something that a lot of people would love to do and I get like it's a fun problem to have and it's very privileged of me to say so but it's like it's also just like I don't want anyone else to feel like you know bad just because I'm complaining about getting a great deal on a computer I feel like I'm very frugal in my shopping but I'm also not very frugal because I'm spending a ton on computer stuff it's all for work it's all business expense but I get that it's I think I'm very frugal in my shopping I think

think it's interesting. I think people care and I think you're passionate about it, which makes the difference. And I think it's interesting to everyone else. Yeah. And I'm getting more employees too. Like so it's, it's a, I have to keep them equipped. What? You're hiring job applications? No, no. Not right now. Where do we send our resumes? They all need computers and everyone needs power to do things. So it's like, yeah. Wall Street Journal. Do you hear that? Mark employers hire? No, I'm replacing everyone with AI. I got to hire my AIs and they need computers. That's what it is. Duo Marco, is that you?

Duo Lingo announced they were going to go all in on AI. Oh, didn't they say that and it blew up in their face? Yeah, no, nobody liked that. Everyone was pretty pissed off about that situation, as far as I recall. This episode is brought to you by Uber. You know that feeling when someone shows up for you when you need it most? Yeah, we all need that sometime. And Uber knows that.

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Anyway, I have a list of a bunch of shit that has names that I bet you idiots don't know the names of. But if you do know the names of them, or if you come up with a better name and I like what you've got, that's how you earn points. It's literally just a list of words of things. I'll describe the thing to you and then you tell me the name, as is apparently tradition now. Are these all the same type of thing? of these all different things. No, it's just random stuff. Like, this is stuff that's not complicated to describe, but it ranges all

over the place. This is just things that we all sort of know exists and that we see or whatever, but like, it has a specific name. It's not just called, oh, that thing, that one thing, it has like a... Anyway, Wade, call it. Tim heads. Tim heads.

And I got Jeff Tails, which means Mark goes first. This is my episode. I'm gonna, I feel good. What is this thing called? You know when it rains, when it rains, nice rain shower, and then it all clears away and the rain's all gone, and there's a smell. What is that called? Oh, man. It has a name. The smell after the rain has a name. Oh, wow. Man, I'm bad with the name, so I wouldn't even remember if I really knew it. There might be 20 things on this list,

but don't read into that too much. Oh, man, what is it? Oh, pretty much are you doing a remembering ceremony in your mind where's the rain located in your mind palace it's raining on top of it it's not no it's not that word it's not torpor

T-O-R-P-O-R what's Torp is that your official guess? Yeah I don't know it I know that there is a name but I can't think of it for the life man I don't think of that's it. Torpor. Torpor's like a, no, that's like a melancholy kind of malaise thing. I don't put malaise on my sandwiches.

See, you laugh. Therefore, my joke must have been funny. All right, I don't know. You could guess. You could make something up. I did. I did. It's not, the only other thing is saundre, and I know that's not it. Sonder. Those are both good words

and names of things that are real, but they are not this thing. Wade, for the steel? Do you happen to know what the smell after it rains is called? Yeah, it's called the saddie by sunny high. Huh? The saddie by, because the rain go by, sunny high. The saddie by sunny high. I appreciate that you had that locked and loaded, but I'm not, I'm not giving you a point for that. I did. I had SWWS. It was the something water, wind sun, but I forgot what it was. So I made something else up on the spot. Anyway, it's called Petricor. Petricor. I used to go there for dog bones. I never would have gotten that. Oh, is that the name like the chemical that

the smell. That's just described in what I have is the way it smells after the rain. I don't know if it's a chemical or but, but Petricor. All right. Petricor. But you got to admit, mine was a better name, which was one of the qualifiers, right? Sunny by Saddie High. What was it? Saddie by Sunny High. Good enough, but not good enough for points. Oh, Wade, you get to go first on this one. Oh, boy. You have shoes or you at least. familiar with shoes, and I assume that you've had some with laces on them. You know how on shoelaces, there's that end bit on the tips that's like hard and plastic or maybe metal? Yeah. What are those called? Those are the schlastics, the shoe plastics. It's called schlastics.

I like that, but wrong. Mark, what are they called? I should know this because I own a clothing company and the same thing is on sweater tips. They're called something completely different. They might be. Is it NURLs? Is it NURLs? Sorry, it's not NURLs.

They're called Aglitz. Oh, I did know that. God. That was my next guess. I did know that because when it came up, I got them confused with eyelets, which are like either the round holes. So aglitz go through the islets or something like that.

The aglits go through the eyelids. They lets you hold the laces. is, and whenever they break and crack off, you go, ag. Ag. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, I'm going to call them schlastics from now on, because I love that. You don't call them Nerls? Mine was also just...

Isn't that something else already, though? Nerling, Nerling is a thing. Oh, the Burles. Nerling is a thing, but the Burles. Think of the Burles. What about the Schlastics? Well, that's okay. Because I know you know this one, Mark.

It's easy. All right. What is the first cry of a newborn baby called. Oh, the first cry. I mean. It's so simple. You can't say I'm wrong.

I can't say you're wrong. I didn't know that there was a new term for this. Honestly, I didn't either until I was looking stuff up. It's birthy breath. After breath. All right. Wait, do you want to try and steal? Oh, I didn't get it right.

Are you serious? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Uh-huh. Uh, it's the, uh, it's called the Rye, because it's a relief cry, because you hear it and you feel relieved at the cry because it's like, oh, thank God, the breath. But it really is the thing that happens after the breath. I feel like Marx is more accurate.

How dare you? And apparently what it's called by medical type people is, and I'm not making a joke about this, I'm just unsure how to pronounce it, Vagetis or Vagitis, V-A-G-I-T-U-S. Everybody, my baby's got V-V-E-G-U-S. Vigitis! Vigitis! Woo! I mean...

A baby vaginas! I don't really see how it connects, but I kind... I guess... Which one's crying? The baby or the vagina? Is like the... Thank God that's out of here. Or is it the... Thank God I'm out of there. I think it's the baby. I don't think the vagina cries. I think that's a baby thing.

I've never experienced childbirth. I'm not a dad, so I don't know. I guess I was there once for childbirth, but I don't remember it. Are we gonna get any of this? No. It's possible. All right, Wade. Yep, hit me. What?

There's a word, one word for this. It's an easy one. Okay, I can use it a sentence. I definitely could. What is it called? What is the day after tomorrow called? Then. Then day.

Could take a little bit longer, but okay. No, it's the then day. Then day, got it. They were looking at the then day, diagram. If I, mind, you go. Then diagram was the point. pun, didn't work. Yeah, I got it. Then-Diagram. Got it. I don't know this one. Um, I feel like there is some, we have a word for tomorrow. Yeah. The day after tomorrow? What's the day after that?

Tomorrow wind. Elder Scrolls three. Future! No, I, I feel like all these are, oh, I saw an article that was like, Oh, this mentioned it at some point, but I can't remember what this is. You were on the right track, Mark, and I actually thought yours was pretty funny. But the word is, Over Morrow. Oh, my God, I was going to say that before I made the Morrowin joke. Oh, you got to be fucking kidding. Oh, because I was like, over Morrow, but that couldn't possibly it. Oh, make a stupid joke.

That's too on the nose, isn't it? Oh, man. I legitimately just say that. And then I went for the stupid, fuck. God damn it. That was probably my only chance at a point this whole game. All right, you might, someone might know this. Mark, you get to know it first.

Oh, good, yeah. What is the dot over an I or a J called? It's a funny word. The little dot that dots an eye or dots a lowercase J. It's a funny, funny word. Great word. Come on, man. You took English class, remember this?

No, not at all. I never knew it had a name. I never knew it had a name. I know that two dots over a vowel is an umlau. Well, what's one dot over a j? Must be an um or a lout. Man,

I never would have considered that to have a name. I really thought you had a chance at this. No, I have no idea. What is it? I might have misjudged the difficulty completely. Well, you can guess if you want, but...

No, I got no... I mean, I know that there's, like, the thing, the swoopy one is a tilde. I know umlau. I don't know what the accent. is called, but yeah, I never even thought of it as a

separate thing from a JN and I, so I never knew it how to name. Wade, do you happen to know this one? Yeah, Mark was close when we talked about Tilda because it's actually a Tiltip. Fuck, I thought you knew it. God damn it. It's called, it's called, that's so close. It's so stupidly close.

Damn it. It's called a Tiddle. Is it? Are you sure? Oh, I said a Tiltip. T-I-T-T-L-E. Till tip or Tiddle A tittle? Oh, damn

Tittles and burles A tittle? It's a funny word. Tiddle. You dot your tittles and cross your Tis. No, it's Tiddle your eyes. Make sure you tittle your eyes and your J's.

Don't leave your J untitled. Cross your Tis and Tiddle you Js. Come on down and have sex at rays. This one I learned from TV. So there's a reasonable chance that one of you knows this one. Okay.

So an exclamation point, exclamation mark, and a question mark are two different punctuations, right? There's one word that describes when you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark. What is that called? Wow. It's another funny one. Man, I really thought you guys would know some more of these. I guess I know more words than I give myself credit for. Is it my first on this one?

Yes, I'm not sure it matters very much, but yes Well, there's two words for it, an interomation or an exclarogative God, that's stupidly close again I mean, that might be right even But also, Mark, do you want to steal? Wait, he, he was close, was he? It is an interrogative That an interrogative is just a question, yeah

Oh, I thought that was it. Turns out I combined the word exclamation with interrogative there. It's close to that, though, right? Yeah. I'll even give you that that's the correct thing to latch on to and potentially remember. Exclam it forerogative. All right. It's called an interrobang.

Oh, I have heard of that one. Well, where's the bang come from? I'm pretty sure that's a joke in Brooklyn Nine-N-N-N-N-N-or something. There's a show, there's a popular show where they talk about in tarot-bangs at some point. in tarotagang. I, oh. Explorogative. I could not say it again if you asked me to.

Exclamat interrogative, is that what I said? Wait, Torpor. I'm rewinding a bit. Isn't Torpor the thing that you fill monsters with on Monster Hunter to put them to sleep? What are you filling them with? You built up their Torpor meter? Maybe.

That's not a word. A torpor is, it's a general description of like a fugue state, I think. kind of just like, you know, you've got a torpor, you know. Yeah, so I think it's when you, like, put them to sleep in Monster, or you give them, you felt the Torpor meter, because I think. You said Torpor, and I was like, what is Torpor? Whoa. You looked really surprised at that.

I was like a panda sneeze, baby pan. Are you going to fall backwards out of your chair and roll down the hill now? It would be funny, but. Wait until you have to find out what a panda's first sneeze is called. I'm going to go for what I think maybe is the easiest one on the, the list maybe. Okay, Mark's, Mark's first on this. Mark goes first. Mark, a fork. It has those pointy bits on it. Stick out the front and you stab stuff with. What are those called on a fork? Aren't they prongs? I thought, yeah. To be honest, I thought so. Honestly, that's not the word that I have

for this, but I'm going to give you a point for that because, yes, that was immediately what I thought about this as well. Is that not what it is? Yeah, I thought so, too. Prong was the only word I knew of. I have heard this other, like, I knew this other word, but it, prongs is the first one I would think of. I'm totally giving you a prongs point.

But wait, can you think of the other word? Slender stabby? Oh, so stupidly close. No, they're called tines. The tines of a fork. Oh, I have heard of that. I've heard that. That's dumb, though.

Tines, prongs. What's the difference? I actually agree. I feel like they're called prongs. I feel like prongs. I get these wrong, time after time. Thanks, guys. I think I can give you a specific movie that this one is from.

Hope I've seen it. I believe it is from A Knight's Tale starring Heath Ledger. Okay, I saw it 30 years ago. And this is a word that describes the utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much. You know what I remember from a Knight's Tale? William someone yelling that like that I think that's all I remember from a night's okay this is a feeling you get from eating or drinking too much yes yeah and you're remembering wrong because it was William wasn't it probably that was one of them

I think they yelled William a lot you have been weighed you have been measured and you have been found wanting civic feeling when you have eaten or drinking drinking drinking drinking too much it's a shitty feeling I'm four years old and I got tum-tum-gum-grum. Tom-tum-gum. All right. I think in a night's tale, William, if you're going to marry my daughter,

you have to overcome the tum-tum-gum-gum by partaking in this feast. That definitely happens. That's right after his dad shows up and he's like, hey, I've been Roman Hill smoking for how do you, son? I remember that scene very well. Yeah, sure. That's pretty much in that movie.

I saw it one time. What year did a night's tale come out? Wasn't his dad blind netmaker? Wasn't that the thing? He was a blind fish net maker. He used to be a Thatcher, but he went blind and now he men's fish nets. Yes. I was 12 years old when I saw that movie.

I was out in the woods, son. That's how I lost my sight. I smoked too much hash and I went blind. Was I right? Or is it a better name? It's funnier than what you came up with. Funny enough, but you are not correct. Mark, do you have a guess?

The utterly sick feeling you get After eating or drinking too much The bloaty, it's up in my throaties Oh, the tum-tum-rum-grum, the bloating my throaty You guys are really on the same page there No, it's even funnier than both of those That feeling is called crapulence It's such a good word

I've definitely used crapulence before It's one of my favorite words I think yeah you have used crappulence I wouldn't have associated with that But I get it I get it Halfway through Fogood and Child the manager comes over the intercom. Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to experience a little bit of crapulence,

uh, just like tight and, uh, drink plenty of fluid. Turns out the fish we served was, uh, very old. As your matriety speaking, bask in the radiant glory of your crampilence. Your vomit bags can double as a diver. Or flotation device.

One of you guys has to know this one. It's the name of a thing we've done a lot. Okay. Mark, a hammer there's the side that's like the hammer face that's like the one side and then the opposing side

what is that called it's not the hammer it's the other the other side it's in the the name of some kinds of hammer and it's also part of the name of a thing we did for a while

did we jack a lot oh oh no I know this one. Oh, we've jacked a lot. Holy shit. Is it the peen? Yes, it's a peen. Oh, my God.

Because we did the three peens in a pod and a ball peen hammer is a hammer where there's a hammer on one side and a ball on the peen side. Are you sure it's not a jack? We didn't jack a lot. No, it's a peen. That also means that hammers that have the nail removal bits are, technically claw peen hammers, which I fucking love, because I'm going to go use my claw peen hammer after this, and you can't tell if that's dirty or terrifying. Or could be both.

Probably both. Anyway, you got one. Finally. Wait, make me proud. Got you. Make me proud, Wade. Mm-hmm. Hit me.

This is another word that I know you know, but it's, it's a different context here. What is the bottom of a wine bottle call? this is also something that might happen in a sporting event the touchdown because it's the part that touches down i love where your head's at you're you're in the right sport there but not it's uh it's not called the touchdown too many hands too many men on the field too many hands on the man no uh mark the bottom of a wine glass or wine bottle yes the bottle it's that thing that That's concave. It's the little, yeah, the little part that makes you feel like they're trying to cheat you out of volume of wine bottle because you're like, shouldn't that just be filled with wine? Shouldn't it just be? Oh, I know it.

I think I got it. Well, good thing it comes back to you, buddy. It's good thing you didn't wait to think to guess what you know instead of just saying words immediately. No, I got this one. Okay, the right sport. He was in the right sport. He was in the right sport. It's the end zone.

God, I wish that was it. I like that. That's really good. That's the winning answer unless Wade, I'll give you a chance to re-steel. Hey, wait, wait, wait, I'll call it. I'll call it. One end, one end is the... Unfair. There's no way. We've never gone back. Wait, let them say it. Let him say it. And then there's the end. There's the bottom that sits on the ground that you can't open because it's a tight end. He didn't know it. Unfair. I declared unfair.

You did say it. I just wanted to hear if you, that's not it. It's called the punt. The punt of the wine bottle. Anyway, Mark declared unfair because I circled back to Wade. I say we erase everyone's memory from that, from the moment I said unfair because who can't, who can't. Wait, weren't you going to get the point? What?

No one's getting the point. But it was going to be you. No, I was going to give you the point for, for end zone. Oh, have you been giving points for who's closest? I told you if you come up with a funny answer that I like, I'll give you points for that, too. Not on everyone, but... Oh. Well, I thought the only unfair is like it went back to him, which is never done this whole game.

All right. If it's all heads, I can't talk to Wade for the rest of the episode. If it's all tails, I, Wade gets a chance to steal whenever he wants for the rest of the episode. All right. All right. Here we go. Wow.

Oh, no. I also got tails. Oh, boy. Oh, got me too. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. So that was totally fair what I just did. It didn't matter because Mark got the point anyway.

Yeah, I love that you're like, Mark, you're going to get the point even though you're wrong. And you're like, unfair. It was because he was going back to you and nothing ever happened. I didn't think it would count, but I had to get my tight end in there. I honestly just wanted to know if Wade knew it, which he didn't. You're not allowed. Well, you are because. the coins say it i i feel like i am allowed yeah well i tried to not make it allowed and now my power

is done you know it wasn't fair is that you guessed it right i didn't get a guess at all i should have gotten to guess after you i didn't guess it right you got the last one right i don't even remember what he said the real answer was what was the real answer you knew about the peen it's called a punt is it yeah it's called a punt is it is it called a punt it's what my document says it's that's what my document says. We all knew it was. Look, I'm not going to say that I know that beyond a different. Anyway, Mark gets to go first because I unfairly went back to Wade.

This one is another one where this is a funny word that I know you've heard, but this is a different, I don't know if you'll know this thing, but maybe. The fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey. You know, turkeys have kind of a nap situation. Oh, shit. I've heard this. It's a funny word. It's a very fun.

funny word. Okay, it's not jiblet because that applies to other birds. I think you, wait, or is it? Is it jiblet? I might keep thinking about it. Okay. I don't think it's jiblet. Yeah, giblet applies to a lot of birds. What? The answer made my brain stop. Is it this? I might keep thinking about it. I mean, I'm not telling you yes or no. I'm just saying, you know, really, really consider before you commit to an answer. Do you actually know it, Wade, or do you just think that you know it? I've heard it, but I don't remember it. The only two words that come to mind is the stupid answer that no one would believe ever say is their fine laser.

And gizzard, but also, I don't know, gizzard? Gizzards are actually organs, I believe. You can eat fried chicken gizzards, but it does not come from the neck. It cuts an internal organ, I think. Wade, what's that fleshy thing around the neck of a turkey called? And it's not my hand. It's the part of the turkey. You know what, a peach cobbler, but do you know about the meat gobbler?

The meat gobbler? That's what the turkey's neck is called. The meat gobbler. That's what it's called. That's Wade's nickname whenever he goes to Fogo. So that's why Turkey's gobble, gobble, gobble, the air because of their meat goblers. The legend of the meat gobbler. I really know I've heard this word, but it's not anywhere.

It's called a snood. I've heard that. I have not heard that. Okay, I do not know that one. Yeah, because they're not closed. They're snood. well I really tried to I really tried to fish out all the ones I thought were easy now we only have ones that I think those are the easy ones yeah well now we only have

ones that I think are fucking ridiculous so honestly these by might know more I don't know hit us we're ready if any of them have like these have never been in a book the only reason I have a big vocabulary is because I read a lot of specifically Warhammer but I've read a lot in my life I've never heard any of these wait is first on this one sorry just last Big vocabulary The word he got right was peen. I was a carpenter too, so that's why I know that one. There's a type of cup

If you go into like a fast food restaurant Or even a casual dining place is If you have to go get ketchup You know those little paper cups That you can get that you put the ketchup in And then they can you can sort of open them up And lay them flat. Those little specific paper cups

There's a name for those. Do you know that name? Swarf. I wish. They're called swarfs. You don't want to think anymore or... It's not going to do any good. It'll only get worse.

It would, but you already had one where you thought it was going to do you so good. It ended up not, and you're still wrong. But, like, there's nothing wrong with thinking. You're allowed to think, bud. I'm confident in swarfs. Swarf. That's your... All right.

Mark, do you know this? It's the paper cups. Yeah, those little paper cups that you can put ketchup or other condiments in at fast food joints. And they, like, stretch you out, but I don't. Not everyone ever uses the stretchy out. They get three of them instead of one stretchy outy. When I learned that you could expand them like that, I was like, oh, what the fuck? Oh, that's crazy.

I honestly don't think they're supposed to be expanded. I think that's just a factor of how they're folded, but it is interesting that they can't expand. No, no, no. You can hold more and they're easier to dip into. It's brilliant. I can tell you the name of this informs me that I think they are supposed to do that for other reasons. and the name of them is food related, but it's unrelated to ketchup or condiments.

It's weird. It's interesting. The frenulum. It's actually another word on this. I think it is. Don't ask that one then. Let's skip that one. All right.

I don't know. Yeah. Those are called souffle cups. Isn't that what I said? Isn't that what he said? Oh, is it? Am I misremembering? Is that what Wade said?

Editors, don't you remember me saying suflay cup? Yeah, and not at all. Smarlemph or whatever the fuck you said. Swarf. Swarf? Which is not what I said. Sure, sure, sure. I heard it swarmumpf.

You know what I mean? Best part of waking up is souffle in your cup. Yeah, they're called Suflay. cups and they're designed like that so you can peel them away from the souffle right so that you don't like because you can't because they're so delicate also mark frenulum is on my list it's not that i mean i know what a frenulum is i hope i get it first uh frenulum well i'm just i was just gonna give it to you because you got one right and i'm proud of you frenulum or frenum is a small fold of tissue that secures the motion of a mobile organ in the body oh right there are multiple

frenulum. I was thinking of the penis one, but there's one under the tongue as well. Yeah. In general, like you have frenulums in your body. It's a type of formation. The one thing that connects your dick in your tongue, your frenulum. It's all about

the fringulums we make along the way. Yeah, pretty much. God, I'm really trying to... Oh, what are the easiest? Give us a hard one, man. These have all been too easy. Yeah, come on, man. No, please. Mark your first. Good luck. Mark, you're up first. Mark, here's a hard one.

Oh, okay. What's the word for the cardboard sleeve you put on your coffee cup when it's too hot when you go get coffee from wherever your favorite coffee place is? The souffle sleeve. I wouldn't know. It's not a coozy. That's the only thing that I know that goes around a cup for temperature. Do you want a hint? No, I don't want to give him the hint. He needs it.

It's true. Suflay sleeve is your guess. I love that. Uh, Wade, do you want a hint? I'll take his hint and mine. Uh, there's only one hint. It was for both of you, but, uh, it is like scarf, but different. Oh, my God, Wade, it's what you said before.

My time to shine. I have to at this point. I don't remember what you said, but it was the thing. It's a swarf. It's a swarf. I was going to say a cylinder mitten, a sittin, a sittin, but no, I'm I'll go a swarf. Ah.

You know what? That's close enough. Shmorph? Zorff? Oh, wait. One of those you said, I think, was right. Zorff? Close enough.

If you pronounce it a A weird, it's a Zarf or a Zorff if you're a yinzer. All right. You know what, whatever. This one's on me, guys. This one's on me. I thought that more of these would be in the vocabulary. We're going to loop through again, right? It's 20 easy words, right?

Honestly, I'm willing to give you the chance. Whose turn is it? It's Wade's turn. What's the way it smells after the rain? Pantycor. What is it? Pantycor? You know, I don't think it's pantycore.

No, it's not Pantycor. I'm sorry, Wade. But it is Petricor. Oh, shit. I was so close. Mark has learned from previous events. Oh, fuck me. Mark?

Yes. What is the first cry of a newborn baby called? Voditis. Vigitis. That's right. You didn't sound more confident. My brain was vaginosis, and I'm like, that's a different thing. Vaginosis.

Oh, man. Don't get the, just don't get the, panticor mixed in don't get the panticor in your vagitis don't get

your panticor in a twist oh yes what are the what's that plastic or metallic coating at the end

of shoelace is called my brain says tariffs but I know that's not right oh damn

this is not my episode man Mark's gonna walk away with this one I think at

Addles, Adels? Adels. Something about that is the most Ethan Nestor thing I've ever heard you say in my entire life. Adle boy. Screw it. Skrillet. Skilt.

Skirt. Obviously, they're aglits. Haglet! I was close. You were so close. I could tell what you meant. You were just all so wrong. Fuck. Okay, this is the limit of where, early in the game, I was going like, Petricor, Petro, Petroger, Egglets, Egglets, Egglets, in my head.

And then I think I've stopped at this point. So I, I don't know. This is where I take off. All right. Funny one here. Mark, what are those little dots over the eye and the J called? Tittles! Oh, man.

I agree. Wait, you can't. Your agreement is correct and noted. All right, Wade, I'm going to toss you a softball. Are you ready? I'm going to fail it. Do it. There's a name for this.

What do you call the day after tomorrow? It's not tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, it's Elder Scrolls 3. Over morrow, over morrow. Yes. I was like, under, it's under something, under. Clearly it's morrow wind. Over, over morrow.

All right, now we're getting some points on the board. This is what I, I knew you guys could do it. Waity's first point. All right. Here we go. Mark, you get to go first on this one. Yes. What is that fleshy thing

around the neck of a turkey called? Oh, man. See, the thing is, I told you I stopped remembering. I don't know it either. Oh, no. Oh, come on. Wait, wait, no. No.

Oh, this is embarrassing. Um, oh, God. What the fuck? I'm drawn. All I got is the same answers I said before, which was gizzard and gizzard. Giblet. I got nothing. It's a blank slate. Combine them. You get Gizzard or Giblit. I got nothing, man. I don't know why, but I'm, I even heard. I remember Wade getting it or not getting it. I don't know. Did you get it? I didn't get it. Okay. I don't remember what was said. Does the answer that? I don't fucking know. Wade, do you remember? Is this one the snood?

Wade gets the snood. Oh, right, the snood. Because it's nude. Ah, you would remember that. own. This is another one that I've used in an actual sentence that I said out loud. And I acknowledge that it's going to be hard. This is not one we've covered already. This is just one I want to work in as probably the last one. You should? I've literally said this in conversation. And I'm not a word guy. I mean, I am a word guy, but I'm not that kind of word guy, generally. Wade, you get to go first. There's one word that describes the action of throwing something out of a window. What is that word? I'm picturing Bob. I fucking yucked

it. Yucking. Think. Unless that's it. It's not how he operates. What do you mean unless that's it? If that's it, I take it. If it's not it, I take the other answer. What's the other answer? Throwing it out of the window. Parnassus did. Barnassist did.

I thought like yuck. It's definitely yuck. All right, we're going to stick with yucking. Mark, do you know the word that describes the action of throwing something out of a window? You've used this? In conversation. My shoes were long gone.

My parents were on fire. My item was yucked through the window. I know. I hear it. It's like X something. Isn't it X? X going to give it to you. X going to get it out of here.

Is that it? X going to get it out of here. X, extrapolate, expatriate, expatriate, excruciate exclamitate I'll like I'm into it I'll like no I don't think you're going to get there if you don't if you're not already on the trail of it I'm just say it's defenestrate I defecrated the book out the window I don't remember ever hearing you say that all right I'm a little bit more of a word nerd than I thought I was I really thought that more people would know more of these words and that's on me well more people might but you got us that's on me

Hey, you guys know lots of stuff I know a lot of Warhammer words Give me some Warhammer 40K words If there's anything to take away from this It's that I think you're smarter than you actually are I hold you at very high esteem How about this? What does Calipigian mean? Calipigian

Sounds like a race of aliens But Calipigian I would guess Has something to do with How tough your hands are or something No, I don't know But you can only write in one style. No, you'll never guess. Your pigeonhole into one calligraphy.

This is some kind of filmmaking word. It's a, no, it's a word based on like, either like a Greek figure or Greek god or something like that. Calipidgin means having a very well-shaped buthawks. Oh, nice. Mm-hmm. I think it's Caliphigian. I could calla all over that pigeon. And I learned that from a Warhammer book, believe it or not,

because in this, it's about this, it's about a Caiaphas Kane, this uh man I'm a freaking he's a he's a hat what the fuck I can't remember you're you've messed with my brain I can't remember even what this very commissar

he's a commissar God anyway and he's like he's like as I was walking the stairs enjoying the calipidian view of one of the fellow soldiers there meaning that they were walking up the stairs ahead of him and he was looking at his butt nice ass

happened to get him to look up to see the thing about to shoot him in the rafters, I think, and so I remember that very distinctly. So calipidgian means having a shapely butt. That's a good word. I like that word. Yeah, Venus Calipidge. Calipage.

Calipage. Well, you both earned lots of points anyway. One of you earned lots of more points than the other one, but you both earned a good number of points. I don't think I either have earned that many points, so I don't know who. I think, I think it might be me, but I don't know.

It's going to be like three to one, three to one final. Uh-oh, I waited myself. I still feel like it's within a wheel spin. Wade, you earned points for, for saying, for calling me out, ass licking, Adele, never mind, your real laugh got out,

you made a funny joke, schlastics, too many hands on the man, you got Zarf, you got Overmorrow, agreement oh you got an agreement point i've noted that you looked sad but that was not worth a point you had a point for snood and you got a point for x going to give it to you mark you weren't points for for stadium calling me out for speaking poorly i don't think we sell that model thunderbolt rage the after breath prongs peen end zone frenulum petrocore

vagus aglit tittle and he's a hat he's a hat he's a hat he's a hat guy commissar oh okay i guess that's leaving wade with a total very respectable total of 11 points and mark with a total of 13 points hell yeah still within a wheel though especially if we get the old classic triple wheel spin situation what was the one i got three of us time. I got three like half of points once, didn't I or someone did? Yeah, I think you got three half points. That wouldn't be enough today. The wheel deems that we shall have. That's not great for me. Only one wheels. Only one bonus point. There are a few things that could really give weight something here, but weight is down by two points. I just want someone else to get that

tie. Now we're saving it for you. That's the real handshake. I feel like I'm, I am the only person And that gets spun on for some reason. That bobsp spun it the other day. It just worked out for him. All right. Used best word is what I'm adding, which I think is marks for this episode for Calipigian. Calipigian, whatever.

Calipidion. Calipidion. One important spin for all the beans. Whoa. Wait. Okay. No, we don't have any lie points. Landed on lie points doubled, but we don't have any lie points.

That's a good. forgot about this band the they're getting interesting that one could have snuck up out of anywhere well that's a re-spin for all the rest of the beans except for that one bean a point goes to the person who lost the most points none of us lost any points did we yeah no one lost any points today i demand action happiest contributions calipidians a very happy contribution now if i'm going to say i mean it is you know it's nicely shaped but it's hard to argue that yeah i thought you you love 40k and yeah a well-shaped butt a way it seems on board i think mark gets it i mean it's hard to argue against it like

fair is fair and saying talking about butts how can i say it's not a good contribution all right well mark gets the one point for the happiest contribution and that means i'm back 14 points mark is today's episode winner uh mark winner uh mark winner speech I did it I did it I did it I feel like I'm waking up to a lovely

petrachorical morning a punt frenulum vagitis thank you one and all snood Wade loser's speech

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