Distractible - When Was That Again?
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Billy Bob loves
cutlery cannons, mains prop hunt, and tester gents tactical recall rate. Sticky munitions
Mark has misfired love bullets, advises cocaine, and knows the history of tubes.
Wipeable Wade hasn't touched his balls in over a decade and diverts from nuclear Armageddon.
From relubing bullet condoms to replicant replacement, yes, it's time for When when was that again? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the
show.
Hello and welcome back for another episode of your uncle's third favorite podcast. He's
got weird, I don't like that guy. I don't care if we're third on his list. I'm just
using it as an identifier. He sucks. We're awesome. This is distractible
I am your host. My name is Bob
I'm the most cuz I won the last episode which I earned by existing the real winner in the last episode was
short men
everywhere
Tall Men Shoes
TallMenShoes.com not sponsored or. Don't know anything about that company.
It is a real website.
Don't look into it.
I've never seen the show before.
It's a show where I host because I won and two people, Mark and Wade, compete to win
today's episode and they host the next one.
And I give out points, which I write down in my special, special notebook.
And the points don't really mean anything.
And also they're kind of
just made up on the fly but also if I don't keep track of them I get in big
big trouble. How's it going fellas? Happy recording day. How are you? It's going
great! I've gone gun crazy! Oh? We knew it was only a matter of time. I knew it! No no not at all
actually not at all actually. Not at all actually.
But I cleaned some of the bullets.
Wow.
Did you get the goop off successfully?
I did.
And guess what?
It got three shots off in a row before it jammed.
So now it only jams every...
Well, now you can defend yourself
three times from a squirrel.
300%, 200% improvement, Mark.
That's a huge improvement, whatever the percentage is.
Yeah, so what I did was they have this like cleaner that I was like, it'd probably work
for that.
So I put them in like a Tupperware thing with some paper towels at the bottom, and then
I sprayed it down, which I was like, this is probably fine for bullets to be wet and sprayed with this
Chemical cleaner. Yeah, sure sure probably fine anyway, and then I went
In the in the thing as it was shaking against the paper towels and I halfway through I was like
This dangerous
Should do is put them in the washing machine.
Oh, you're totally right. What was I thinking? That would be so much easier.
Bullets love Tide Pods.
Yeah. Anyway, I wasn't like a Martini mixer, you know, just up by my ear.
You know, I wasn't doing that with a whole bunch of those.
But I was trying to gently just like make them rub and then I bought some microfibers and I put them all there. And every single one of those was covered
in green, like just coated in this weird stuff, like just this sticky gluey mess. But after
a few rounds of like procedurally going to different bins, I've managed to clean them.
I'm not sure if it was like worth the effort and time it took to do,
but I felt like I dug this hole for myself,
so I have to climb out of it myself.
And you know what? It basically helped.
I'm waiting for Gilbert Godfrey like,
YOU FALL!
to happen where like, you actually need a coating on the bullets,
because otherwise it causes some kind of horrible friction that damages the barrel.
I put- I lubed them.
Oh, you re-lubed them.
I re-lubed them.
I forgot to tell you about that.
I understand, correct me.
The last Tupperware, instead of cleaner, I put lube.
Gun lube.
So in a few weeks, they're all gonna be sticky again.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, you got two weeks to fire them
before the lube expires, then you gotta redo it.
Yeah, you're right.
I got to put an individual condom on each one of them,
then lube it up and then put it in the gun and then fire them.
I'd be kind of terrifying to see like a bullet condom flying through the air.
Like you can see it. Yeah.
It's like Twinkies.
You go to the range and you're like, oh, I got to load these up.
Like plastic, each one is
individually plastic wrapped. I've had this one in my wallet for a while. No these are
condoms for my bullets they're not mine they're not for me they're for my bullets
guy that uses your spot after you goes looks at the garbage can it's just a
bunch of condoms he's like what the hell
anyway so yeah that was that was my adventure well you got three hole shots off and i'm proud of you in a row i you know i fired more than that but i got three in a row consecutively though
that's impressive consecutively with no problem i don't know what the world record is, but look out.
Yeah, you better watch out.
At this exponential growth, like if I get nine shots off in a row next time, I'll get
18 the next one, whatever, the next 36.
In six months, you're going to transcend your physical form.
You're right.
He's right.
Or shoot a lot of rounds or something.
Yeah.
Oh, I mean, I have 10,000 of them.
I think you should have just gone back to like the World War One
or the Civil War muskets where you get your little bullets.
You put some powder, you put your bullet, you shove it, you light
then you go through the process again.
That way you would never have a jam.
It's like making the weirdest espresso ever.
It's very procedural.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. My dad, I think I mentioned he built muzzleloaders. So as a kid, I fired
a lot of those specifically. So, you know, yeah, all those instincts don't translate
to much else. I don't even think there were sights on them because they're very long.
They're incredibly long. At least maybe as a kid brain, but I think they're really long
and top. There's not even a sight because it's kind of one of those things you just like
hope you're in the vague direction of your target and then boom and it goes.
I mean if it was an old school muscle loader and you're shooting you know little balls
and you're not even shooting light, the sight wouldn't mean very much.
Generally aiming it towards whatever you're aiming towards is good enough because it kind
of just once it gets out of the barrel the whole thing just goes in every which way
and it's crazy. What you really want to do you want to put a sign outside that says this is a
muzzle loading household that way if you do have someone who breaks in they know they have to
muzzle load their knife or their axe or their gun as well to make it fair. Yeah exactly you know.
That's they take their blade they put a little bit of knife powder put the blade in
Meanwhile, you've got your thing going to aim at each other
I think they do make like a like a gun blade that shoots the blade out
I'm not half-sensory on that one, but I bet it exists just knowing the human species
I'm pretty sure that exists of all the things that humans would invent,
that's way up there.
Way up there.
That's kind of what a crossbow is,
just shoots shorter knives.
A knife gun, also called a crossbow.
Amount of bolts, hand me the butter knives.
I would not wanna be hit with a butter knife shot
from a crossbow, I can tell you that.
I wouldn't either.
You know what scene always burns into my brain. I like the Pirates of the Caribbean
movies in general, but there's that sequence where they are trying to outrun the black
pearl on the British Navy ship and then they can't. And so they've thrown everything heavy
overboard and then they're like turn and fight and they're like, we dropped all the cannon
balls and put any fucking shit in the cannons. You want anything? And they're like, we dropped all the cannonballs and they're like, put any fucking shit in the cannons you want anything
And they're like shooting cutlery at the out of the cannons and stuff. I love that sequence. It's a good sequence
Yeah, it turns out you shove anything in there. It'll it'll go. Oh, that's it
You know what that is? That's a YouTube series. Will it cannon? The answer is yes. It will it will cannon
I guess unless it's something that disintegrates.
But even then, hot watermelon goop
fired out of a cannon at something?
Pretty destructive probably.
Big paper ball.
I mean, it would flash to steam most of it,
but maybe some of it.
Be like birdshot, probably.
Yeah.
Sounds like a job for the slow mo guys.
Yeah. Get on it.
Hurry up.
We're waiting.
More like you guys are moving in slow mo.
I don't know if you follow slow mo guys.
Have you seen Gavin's hard drive set up to store all of their
unbelievably dense footage that they have of shit?
I did. And I think it's pathetic.
It's pitiful. No, I'm just kidding. No, they have a great set. It's insane. No, that's pretty much what it is. And I've thought about
doing exactly what they did, which is buy an old like 60 base server or maybe it was a new one.
I can't remember what they did and then just fill it with hard drives. That's how you get like
so much storage. I didn't go that route because I was like I don't want to build a whole thing for that and then now I
have a whole storage server anyway so should have done that I don't know what
we're talking about I just hijacked the shit out of that small talk but I
cleaned off my bullet condoms oh that's right you made love to your bullets and
you did it safely what's new with Wade I was hoping you would never ask cuz
nothing that
interesting. Same old same old. When's the last time you left your house? I told you
last episode I went to that basketball game. That was just over the last weekend.
Was the last time you left your house? Well no I went to the store and
Skyline yesterday. Fun fun. Sunday did not leave the house but not to date this
episode too much. That was Super
Bowl Sunday. So I streamed and did not watch the Super Bowl instead because I had no interest in
it whatsoever. But I was still somehow surprised by the outcome. It was a game. Did you watch it?
Yeah, I watched. He's got a sports podcast. He had to watch it. I watched it and Tyler didn't. Ha!
Yeah, I was the guy telling him what happened. Master of balls and holes. My hole. Yeah, exactly. And balls.
Yeah, but no, that was that was a sad game.
I mean, not sad and like boohoo, they lost.
It was just like, oh, hard to watch.
It wasn't a good game. No, it was not a good game.
It wasn't a like last minute like, oh, what's going to happen?
It was like, oh, God, I'm petty.
And I got to be honest It was like, Oh God, I'm petty. And I gotta be honest, the slow drawn out,
embarrassing flogging of Patrick Mahomes and Jason Kelsey and the rest of those
guys,
after everyone could not shut up about how glorious the chiefs were and how the
refs weren't doing anything to help them. And they earned all those wins and blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm not even saying they're not good, a good team because they still got to
the super bowl, but just the,
the like demonstrative flogging of the chiefs after a full season of everyone
riding them, riding their dicks super hard in terms of like announcers and,
and pundits and everyone in the sports world. I kind of enjoyed it.
I didn't care, but it was kind of fun to be like, wow, another interception.
Patrick. Oh, no.
Wow. Oh, another sack.
Oh, Patrick.
They keep touching you, don't they? Oh, no.
That's funny. I actually know what you're talking about. I can't believe
it. I actually know. That's super weird. I just expect you to zone out when I talk about
stuff like this. It works. Yeah, man. Yeah. No. There you go. I saw a someone who is a
big Chiefs fan doing a did a lowlights of Jason Kelsey's performance. He had a pretty bad game, but he couldn't block anyone to save his life.
And there's like a whole highlight reel of him wind up on the line,
the ball snapping and him not moving for like an extra half second.
And then defenders just running past him and murdering the quarterback
in the backfield and him kind of being like, oh, stop. Oh, no.
Damn it. He's old!
It's not even his fault, but like, man, I didn't really care about the outcome, but
it's kind of fun.
Those reaction times, they just kind of slip after a while.
You hit 30 and you're like...
It's been five years, but I'm only 35 and I can't imagine having played a serious sport
at any point in the last decade with my reaction times to stuff.
I'll let you know how it is.
I'm playing a very serious basketball league maybe right now there's three of us on the
team.
How long till you go on IR?
Oh, I give myself half a quarter.
What's IR?
Injured reserve.
Oh, I think we're're gonna run down the court I'm gonna
like play offense or defense we'll run down the other side of the court I'll
ask the coach to sub me I'd be like I'm winded sub me out he won't because we
don't have a coach and the other players probably be paying attention and right
now we don't even have enough to have a full squad on the floor much less have
you have five guys we have three at the moment that's not enough. Yeah, well, whenever I was asked, I was like,
well, I guess I could, who's on the squad?
And he smiled.
You, me, and him.
Yeah, that was basically, he was like,
hey, you wanna play, I got this league I'm setting up.
I was like, oh yeah, I mean, I've not played in forever,
but if you need somebody, sure.
He's like, yeah, that'd be great.
And then after I agreed, he told me
that I was the first person to say yes.
You don't preface, I've got this league I'm setting up.
Oh, how many people are in it?
Me.
It's like.
It's gonna, now it's a league.
You said yes.
League.
Our team, whatever the hell, yeah man.
And then he shows me a picture, right?
Of like, he's like, this is one of the other teams.
And he's like, everyone on here is like,
the tallest dude, six one.
If you're playing center.
Or a bunch of college basketball players or something. Yeah, he's like, center, like you're gonna, you're gonna, you'll be fine. It's not
like you're going up against seven footers. Tallest guy's like 6'1". By the way, all of
these guys are ex like D1 players.
Hell yeah. So are you, right? Or something like that? You played.
Yeah, you had a D. Somewhere. I played for the school in junior high.
Mark was D2, he could help.
That's me.
He's got that D2 basketball knife.
You're right, not here anymore for some reason.
Yeah, I mean like college, ex-D1 college players when I say D1.
Not, not, I didn't play in college.
I've not touched a basketball on like a real court in 12 years.
Cause you're not allowed or cause you got sad.
Yeah, I was banned.
I didn't live anywhere near a basketball.
I'm a little bit concerned.
I think you just need to hit the gym, get on the elliptical a little bit, maybe work
on some core strength.
You'll be fine.
Can you build endurance and lose 30 pounds in three weeks?
Yes.
But.
Tell me your secrets Mark. My secrets? Oh no this is passed down
generation to generation. Have you ever tried cocaine? Will it work? Yes. I feel like it's
almost guaranteed to work based on anecdotal evidence. It's gonna be...
If you take for three weeks straight, nothing but that.
You will probably lose 30 pounds and your endurance.
Whoa, will be crazy.
Well, we had a grinder when I was in high school, so I'm sure I could find a rock somewhere.
I've told the story of my cocaine grinder science experiment.
Yeah, you did. Did he?
I don't remember. We were there for that.
You had a cocaine grinder.
You had a real legit cocaine grinder?
He was doing a material sifting, sorting experiment
in science class, and he ended up
using a cocaine sifter grinder thing instead.
And it was a whole, what do you think?
Yeah, my mom was like, try this.
This is a fine screen to separate your minerals.
I was like, OK.
Well, if you're going to snort it,
it needs to be like fine powder, right? So you do want to kind of make sure it's like okay well if you're gonna if you're gonna snort it it needs to be like fine powder right so you you do want to kind of make sure it's all i don't know evenly grinded ground
up i would have assumed it was already a dust look the most i know about it is in movies and tv
shows when people are about to do cocaine they take a like a razor blade and they're all
that's to like make sure it's all like crushed up right so that it's powdery apparently there's a much fancier device that has a very fine screen that I
thought was for sifting minerals and then when my teachers like how did you
separate sand from sand that I asked my mom she was like oh sweet summer child
this was not a device made for sand I was like well my teacher wants to know
what I used sounds like it worked really well.
So yeah, only after I did this,
God damn it, only after I did the thing and turned it in
was I like, what do I tell my teacher?
It was my family heirloom cocaine grinder.
Heirloom.
I told you pass down from generations.
It's yours now.
And you'll pass it on to those who come after you. I hope that
thing is no longer in the family I'm gonna get like an FBI array like we have one of those grinders.
You hope the heirloom has been removed from your family that's not right that's messed up. It was
passed down from one generation of drug addicts to the next and then hopefully gone. This is what's
wrong with today's generations tell you what. Oh Oh, speaking of knife, you know, a new knife I'm looking at the new steel.
Uh, a 22 LR knife.
I wish a two.
That's such a higher letter.
I know. Why would I go for D2 when a two exists? Right.
That's what I'm saying.
I have no idea if it's actually better, but,
huh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyway, that's all I got.
I'm looking at a list here and I don't see A2 even listed.
Knife Steel Popularity Index, we have the CPM-S35VN
is the most popular followed by D2.
I don't know if popularity is what you really want.
The most popular knife is the mass produced Gerber whatever blade that they sell at every
hardware store in the face of the planet.
Most popular doesn't mean most goodest.
Yeah, exactly.
If anything, you want one of the sort of least popular because that's probably mean it's
cool. That's why I got the knife
I did it was cheap
Anyway, I have a topic for today's episode. I'm pretty excited about it, but also it involves me doing a lot of readings
I'm a little concerned about that. So if I say anything incorrect, don't judge me. I just really need your guys help
It's gonna be kind of what's that show Bob Barker that show? It's kind of Price is Right rules going on here.
When was that again?
Just the name of the episode.
I have a list of things that have happened.
Pop culture, inventions, whatever.
Stuff that's happened in the 20th and 21st centuries.
That's stuff we generally should be aware of
as people probably.
It's not like a quiz to see how crazy the things are I just need to know when that happened specifically in which
year that happened so we have a 1 in 25 chance for each of these right?
or did you say 20th century as well? 20th and 21st century ah my selective
hearing only heard 21st I was like excellent I've got a good shot
oh wait if you only guess within the 21st century, that'll probably help Mark a lot.
Probably. Look, it's like me trying to stay in Russia whenever we were playing that other game.
That's true. I don't know how many times I told you it was all in the U.S.
Yep. Put me in Guam.
That was funny.
I love that short.
But anyway, just just tell me the year.
Honestly, it's just whoever's closest. I don't care. You can go over under it
It's not actually prices right rules
I don't give a shit and I'll start with one that we probably all three
Maybe no, maybe and when marks gonna go first as his reward for having to do the one-man show
So it'll be alternating who gets first crack. So there's no buzzing or any of that shit. I'm ready the Nintendo
NES system. Oh the Nintendo Entertainment System, the NES,
launches in North America, revitalizing and innovating the video game industry.
When was that again?
Okay, so the Super Nintendo came out at some point in some year.
Yeah, you're right. You're right. So the regular Nintendo was that like
87
1987 that's an interesting guess. That's not exactly correct. No, okay. All right. Okay, so my
Instinct here was to say 1986 before you said anything
But now I feel like I'm giving you the like you one up to me if it came later
But I guess I'd be one-upping you if it came earlier. Oh, is this price of rights rule? Did I miss something about that?
No, no, I said it's not it's it's closest to the closest to the numbers. There's no over and under you're good
You're good, but my gut instinct was to say 1986 before you answered and you said 87 I was like
You can take it you can take it. I don't know if I feel like maybe it's more recent than 86
But I don't know. I was not a Nintendo guy it's more recent than 86, but I don't know.
I was not a Nintendo guy.
I was a Sega, I was a Dapper Dan man.
Fuck it, I'll say 86.
Man, I really thought you were gonna steal it away
from your own self.
It was 1985, way to win some points.
Oh, hey!
There he is.
You tried really hard to give that point to Mark.
I respected.
I really thought it was actually 86 or 87.
Like I thought mark. I was like, I think mark might actually have the exact year. And that
was specifically released in North America because it came out before that. Wasn't that
before TVs even? All right, when you're next, what year was Lego patented? Oh Oh
Legos Lego Lego my ego
You know first Legos came out. Oh man. They were to distract kids from the nuclear bombs so
1944
Is that true?
I don't know if that's true. I don't think so
If it is I just made it it up and it's coincidental.
Oh no.
Don't look outside kids.
Look at this bucket of squares.
Oh no.
It was just in case we had nuclear war.
That's not exactly correct.
I'm only going to give you the first answer, the point if they immediately get it dead on the nose. So what's your guess mark? Repeat the question
What year was Lego patented? Oh, it's probably one of those Nintendo things where it started as a
Card company, so I'm gonna say it's actually way way earlier, but
Plastic wasn't made until they started pulling oil out of the ground so
it was probably part of the industrial revolution i'm gonna say 1924 it was 1958
ah is the cold war nuclear fear not the world war II nuclear fear, of course. Oh, I forgot about the nukes.
Was that part of the clue or was that part of your answer?
I can't remember who said the nukes.
That was just shit that Wade said.
That wasn't a thing.
Oh, okay.
I forgot about the nukes.
I forgot about the nukes.
God, how could I forget about that nukes?
All right, we all know this one.
We all know this one.
But I don't know if we know know this one. We all know this one. But I don't know if we know know this one.
What year did the platform YouTube launch on the Internet?
Fuck.
We all spent a lot of time on this website.
Mark's been doing YouTube since 30 years ago, I think, or something.
I've been watching Mark since 1984.
2005. Mark gets the point right off the bat.
I will also guess 2005.
Yeah, and it started as a dating site.
I always forget that, but that is actually true, isn't it?
YouTube?
MeTube?
What?
Yeah.
YouTube, WeTube, sex?
Yeah, I think it was something where you upload a video of yourself
So that other people could see. It's like a video dating site, right?
But then they realized that the platform they had for video playing on the internet was- is crazy
I mean, I haven't checked the dating apps lately, but are there videos on those things? Why wouldn't there be?
I think of a few reasons why I wouldn't want to see them
I mean there'd have to be like rules about that and stuff, but the same rules as the pictures
But it's like why wouldn't there be honestly probably because you have to actually show yourself
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YouTube. That that's the invention of YouTube. There you go. All right, Wade. That was very
high tech, which is not really your speed. I'm going give you a low tech. Thanks, man, but it's a fun toy
It's fun. I think you love these probably what year was the slinky invented?
providing endless entertainment
for
Children around the world. Well, i'm gonna give a little bit of a spoiler here
Which will help my opponent
But I know the slinky came out before Ace Ventura 2 because
he had it going down the stairs. You're goddamn right. Which means it was pre-2000.
That's correct you are dead on there. So I've got a one in 100 chance of just
nailing this. The slinky really feels like an invention straight out of 1936.
It's not Denon.
Very good guess, Mark.
I like what he was saying about it's a one in a hundred chance.
I'm gonna roll a D100.
I'm gonna go with that answer, all right?
I respect it.
Here we go.
I'll put one out of 99,
cause it wouldn't make sense for sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Well, no, 100 will be double zero.
Oh yeah, the 2000 slinky.
1900, fool. Oh, yeah, the the 2000 slinky 1900 F fool
Shit
Well, I know I'm fond of this year I've said it before
Man the simulation really heard what you said and wanted you to make sure you got the message back.
Yeah, I really wanted random chance.
It said you're going to have the same number twice in a row, baby.
What are the odds are that you can't lose twice?
Yep.
That's wrong.
Actually can lose twice.
It was invented in 1943.
The slinky was invented to distract the kids from the nukes.
Damn it.
I always get my slinkies and Legos confused.
No, wait, you're you're right though. Youos confused. No, wait, you're right though.
You are right.
Yeah, wait, you get the point.
You were closer.
It just felt like a pouring old people toy.
So it had to be before everyone had tea.
It probably was like a broken byproduct of some spring for a tank or something and they
were like, oh, this piece of shit, what do you think this is?
Throw it.
The kids were done working in the warehouse. They're like,
Oh, I've got this busted spring.
Was trying to invent a mine that sprung up out of the ground once it was triggered, but it's so floppy.
Looks like it fall all the way down the whole stairs. Wait a minute. Oh, all right.
Let's do something. Wait, I'm publishing this. Oh. Sight unseen. I just slammed that video public. Didn't even check it. Might
be the raw recording for all I know. If it is, honestly, it'll probably go more viral than if
it's an edited video. So no worries either way. His vocal warmup was like, I hate my subscribers.
I hate my subscribers. I hate my subscribers. I've done that before where I upload a raw
recording and people in the comments
are being like, Hey, this is an odd, wide version of it.
And I can't really hear your voice, but great video.
I had one recently got released that the title didn't update.
And the top comment was, Oh, I think something's wrong with your title there,
Bob. Funny video, though.
And then there was a reply to that comment that was like, the title is on purpose.
Did you even watch the video?
Like, no, well, that's the date that was recorded.
It's not really it's not.
I think I use the same system that you use, Mark, because I learned.
What's the lore?
Twenty five, oh, one, oh, two, the headliners.
What do those numbers mean?
Have you guys seen the inspiration section on YouTube of your YouTube studio?
Of the what is that?
There's a new, I haven't seen this before,
but it's the inspiration section that just appeared and it'll,
I'm assuming using AI generate video ideas for you.
My ideas are escape room back, back rooms edition,
Poppy playtime chapter four Easter eggs, my top five scariest video game moments, the real life story behind endo parasitic
two, and it's top recommended a day in the life of a fire evacuee.
Wait, where the fuck? where did you see that?
So go under content, under, under, when you're looking at your studio go under content, it's
one of the tabs there.
I've got Animorphing through fast food, Aigu Golf, Subterra Cletka, Escape Room Edition,
Human Fall Flat, the Headliner's Hike.
It's time to try starting with terror
oh no apparently only one thing is successful on my channel my ideas are ultimate propa the best of the best the history of propa a deep dive the science of prop hunt why it works prop hunt the
ultimate guide to winning and prop hunt.
I was mistaken.
I do question Mark is supposed to be I go because the thumbnail says the I go challenge
where when I play golf, I go.
I really liked that the AI generated thumbnails, they have words in them and they're really close but also
they're still AI generated words. My fast food simulator that has animorphs in the
tile the image is just like a demon goblin with a crown and it just says
fast food simulator on top of it. By the way for the listeners who are currently
having a conniption nothing is being shown. Yeah we're not showing this. This
is our private ideas.
You guys can't have them.
Yeah, you can't see.
This actually gives you a whole outline of a video?
What the even shit is this?
Quality content, that's what the shit it is.
I wanna make a channel that is just me
taking these exact ideas and thumbnails
and just reading them out and putting it in
and see how AI does.
We gotta do our best to recreate each of these ideas to a T.
I think this might be the future.
If Quibblecop taught us anything, it's that everyone wants creators to be more AI driven.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, here's my Animorph fast food titles. Fast food simulator, Animorph edition. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS If you actually click on each of the ideas, it'll show you thumbnails. Sure, sure, sure.
Anyway, Bob, did we get the year right?
Or whatever's happening?
Oh yeah, sorry.
Slinky, 1943, Wade was correct.
That's the last one we did, right?
Yes.
And then I had to get my video public and we're all good now.
We got a little distracted there. You guys should all go watch Distractable. I remember to plug it this time.
Yeah, we gotta make sure we include those.
Hey, if you're not watching Distractable, you don't know where or what you are right now.
True words have never been said.
Alright, Mark, you love space.
I don't like this. This is the same setup as last episode.
I almost just read the year out loud.
So I was just kind of freebie, but uh.
Finish this horror story, Mark.
What year did Neil Armstrong walk on the moon
during the Apollo 11 mission?
Ah,
Spenya,
manina,
la,
nana,
nana,
ah.
It's okay, I'll make it up.
Circle of life. And then it's okay. I'll make it up
Circle of life and it moves us all
We find our place
1969 Yeah. What the fuck? That is the year I had also had mine.
Alright!
Yeah!
See, you just gotta summon your ancestors and speak to them in the clouds.
You're like Lion King, 1990, what was it, 1992, 1993, then we go back to...
1969.
Alright.
Yeah.
Mark was just goofing around.
Yeah, I goof. That is the correct year, right? That's on. Yeah, that's on the dot
That's correct. One of these days. I'll get one. I actually know whatever it's my turn. Oh
He's starting the unfair thing. He's gonna go to the subreddit soon. No, no, no, no, no, I don't think it's unfair
It's just unfortunate. All right, wait, I'll do a really modern one for you. Oh, that's the worst
How is that the worst? I don't know
but I just feel like it would be. You know stuff, you know modern things. All
right all right hit me hit me. All right buddy what year did Despacito become the
most watched YouTube video of all time? YouTube again our job our livelihoods
center around this platform we know we know these sorts of things.
Okay, so it's whenever it became the most watched video
of all time, not when it necessarily came out.
I even gave you a hint.
This is a modern era happening.
I understand.
Alexa Play Despacito, that was such a big thing.
And it was just a little while ago.
It became the most watched video in the year of our lord 2021.
Alright, that is not exactly correct. Mark, it's a chance to steal.
I think the video before it must have been Gangnam Style because that was number one for a bit.
I think it was. Honestly, I sort of thought that it still was.
I think it was honestly, I sort of thought that it still was so yeah, Kongdom Style came out in 2012 So it was after that I think or maybe 2012. So I'm gonna say
2018 that's my guess mark gets the point. It was 2017. Oh
Fuck I thought too much about it becoming the most popular rather than just how many views does it have apparently the current?
Most watched YouTube video is the baby shark dance by
big fog with 14 billion,
but Despacito was overtaken by baby shark in 2020 and it currently sits at about
8.5 billion views or something like that.
How does Despacito go? How's it start?
How does Despacito go? How does it start? Despacito
I don't know any of the words. I just know the Despacito part.
That's tragic Alexa play Despacito
Despacito
Despacito
Despacito
I studied German and I don't even speak that. I got no shot with Spanish. Anyway, I tried to cheat for you Wade
Hey, you know, I took a shot. I'll give you one. I think you could steal really well what year
Was the tickle me Elmo?
released for the holiday season causing shopping frenzies this feels like a post
Y2k kind of toy, but my question is is it a post 9-eleven toy that really
Titans that down
To be found until December 26th when there'll be millions of round of tickle me Elmo
What are you doing the song tickle me Elmo. That can't be it, that cannot be it.
No, you can't say that, you can't say that
like we all know this, what is that song from?
That Weird Al, let me look it up, Tickle Me Elmo song.
Are we waiting for him to look it up?
I think it's a Weird Al song, yeah.
He's looking up the year of Tickle Me Elmo.
I am not looking up the year of Tickle Me Elmo.
He's cheating, he's cheating, he's cheating.
I will close the tab, I was just looking up
Weird Al Tilkeleme Elmo song.
I'm gonna guess that this is in fact a post-911 toy,
but not that far, because I think it's a pre-Mission
Accomplished banner toy.
I'm guessing this is the 2003 holiday season toy
of our life.
All right, that's not exactly correct.
Wade, for the steal.
Okay, I'm pretty sure when we were doing the episode,
we didn't start the fire.
Tickle Me Elmo was one of the things I had on the list.
And I'm pretty sure I had it on the list before we started talking.
And I think I stopped in the late 90s.
So I think it was late 90s.
I'm going to go with 1996.
Oh fuck. Are you sure about that?
It's a pre-911 toy.
I think so, yeah.
I'm gonna say 1996.
And Wade gets the point, it is from 1996.
God damn.
Is it actually 96?
Yes it is.
I was like, I was so, I was like,
ah, it's gotta be 97 the way Bob's like, are you sure?
I should switch to 97. Sure about that, bud. I don't like, you're sure about that.
Okay. Now can I go back and look up the weird old song? Yeah, I guess. Yeah,
fine. All right, Mark. Oh wait, you don't get to go first.
You shut your face, Wade. Yeah.
We like, uh, treaties on this this podcast especially when Bob's in the mood
to do a quiz show for some reason all the time these days. The Treaty of Versailles
which ended World War I and redrew European borders. What year did they do
that? What year did they sign the Treaty of Versailles? Yeah. What year was that? What was that again?
1918. Not exactly spot-on markets a chance to steal. What year was that? What was that again? 1918.
Not exactly spot on, Mark.
It's a chance to steal.
No, that was the year of that movie.
So if they were still fighting in 1918,
then it must have been 1919.
Mark sneaks it in with the steal
of Treaty of Versailles signed in 1919.
Yeah!
See, if you'd have known your movies you would have known they
were still shooting. I'm still stuck on Tickle Me Elmo. Mark you are a filmmaker you know lots
of things about film things. Yes. What year was the first talkie film The Jazz Singer released?
First film with spoken dialogue played as the film itself played.
Oh my God. Well, this would have been a year when the technology was probably
still experimental, so it probably wasn't widespread.
I'm going to guess they don't call it the roaring twenties for nothing.
Those yappers were yapping hard 1920 right after the treaty.
First trinity, then jazz singer priorities. All right. That's
not exactly correct. Yeah. Wade gets a chance to steal. All right. Can you re ask the question
now that I'm not listening to weird out of my ears. Yeah, sure. Welcome back. The first
talkie film the jazz singer. What year was that released? This is the first movie that
has talking like like voices and not just
Music played by like a player piano as the movie itself plays or whatever. Oh, this was 1932. Oh
It's embarrassing for the self-made filmmaker
Wade gets the point for the first talkie is 1927. It's very close. Ah
Was the roaring 20s and then they lost their voice and they were just down talking
Yeah, and they just played music in the 30s again valve of silence for the 30s for sure
They went with Charles Chapman. That's not his name. Nevermind. Sure. Yeah, no, that's old Charles. That's what they called him
You know Chuckie Chapman. Oh, yeah
You know, he's actually the guy who invented Chuck E. Cheese.
The mouse is actually styled after him.
Isn't it like Chaplin? It's not even Chapman, it's Chaplin, isn't it Charlie Chaplin?
Chapman, Chaplin, whatever.
Wade, you love the classics.
And this, it's an American classic.
It's another film. Oh, Mark Harsher-Shott hit this one.
But you love this sort of shit.
What year did E.T., the extraterrestrial,
come out and become a global phenomenon?
Oh, I'm just trying to figure out,
was E.T. prior to Star Wars or after Star Wars?
There's a lot of Star Wars, you have to be more specific.
The first one.
The first one came out of like the 2000s or something. I don't even know. It was like 98 or
something yeah Phantom Menace but alright ET. ET. ET came out and touched the
hearts of tens of people that were alive back then in 1976. Mark, is this deal? I 76 mark is the steal I don't think it was a 70s movie because that's dumb and
wrong this is clearly an 80s movie judging by the I've never seen it and
I've never seen it and I've never seen it damn I'll give you a line from it mark
um et phone home don't know what you're talking about. Ah, but anyway much like many things
I don't know what I'm talking about 80s
1982
Mark is exactly correct. He came out in 1982
God damn it. How how did you do this? You witchcraft man? I told you just don't watch the things you're talking about
82 it just felt like the technology was kind of around there. I think are there VFX in there? Well, it's it's practical
It's a it's a puppet and a real alien in combination. It's all practical. The bikes were actually rigged up with jets
They're actually solid rocket boosters. So they had to get it in one shot because everyone died
Yeah ropes and strings weren't invented yet but we had rocket boosters.
They didn't have cranes over 30 feet tall until the 90s.
They had to get tall man's shoes cranes.
That was possibly the fairest one yet.
A thing Mark knew not a single thing about and yet it somehow got exactly right and the
thing Wade seemed to know a lot about except for the actual piece of information he needed.
It just felt a little pre-Star Wars to me but it was not.
It was not indeed.
Mark.
Hmm?
When was Facebook formed by Mark Zuckerberg
in his dorm room at Harvard?
I didn't see the movie Social Network either.
It's worth watching.
It's a pretty good, it's an okay movie.
It's pretty good.
I heard it's very good.
I heard it's very good.
The Dusseldorf twins are really hot.
The who?
What are those guys called?
The Roe, they went to Harvard, the Bremblebacks.
Oh, Brembleback Mountain.
Nah, that's different.
These are the twins, the Googly-Eye twins.
I can't remember their actual name.
Hans and Franz.
Yeah, they were here to pump us up, that's right.
So I don't know how old he is, who Mark Zuckerberg is.
The Zuck?
He's older than us, but not much older.
Don't worry like that, man.
Not much older, so he was probably in a dorm, yorkin' it around 22?
Way to get a chance to steal this one.
Shit!
So, I think it was like 2005 that I wanted
to make a Facebook account because I think originally we had to be in college. Yeah,
you had to have like a college.edu email address. But like in high school we were like,
we just pretend to go to college and we get in right away. That's so cool. That was like
sophomore, junior year of high school, which means that it was around before that used by college, which means that was invented even before that.
He's using logic.
So like the obvious thing for me to do would be say 2003 because then it's like I just
cut Mark off by one.
But I think I'm going to be stupid and say 2001 because that's the year my brain tells
me it was made.
Okay.
So you sound sad about is that your official guess? Yes
Mark gets the point
It was 2004
You talked yourself out of that one for sure I know
Wow
I was like, okay, maybe it was invented. Like I thought it was a trick question.
Okay, it was invented maybe really early.
That just became public over the next three years.
You just wanted him to be much older than us.
You were like, he has to be in college at this point because then he'd be way older.
How old is he?
What? 40, 42 or something? Early 40s?
40. 40 on the dot.
Oh, that's way older than us.
He's already got some gray hairs.
I don't see any. You can't some gray hairs. I don't see any.
You can't have gray hairs if you don't have any.
Am I right?
Good for being a lizard.
God damn it.
Yeah, we're going to do one more so that Wade gets one more shot at going first here and
not for nothing and not for any particular reason.
But I would say this one's worth double points for no reason.
Just for fun, you know?
I can't wait for the bonus points.
Oh, right.
That thing that I haven't made yet.
So I do.
There was something about the Constitution I was fucking forgetting.
Our three wheels.
Yeah, the series of wheels we need to make up and then implement.
All right.
That'll take.
All right.
I'm going to pick one that none of us know for for sure But I know because it's in front of me wait what year was the first fully automatic washing machine
Patented making laundry day just a little bit easy. This was to distract women at home from nuclear war
so this happened in
1951.
1951, locking that in.
Mark, you do get a chance to steal on that.
This is when the patent was put out?
The first patent for a fully automatic washing machine.
Because a lot of old marketing was like women as the home,
they kept on the home while men were at war stuff, right?
That was like the 1950s thing.
So I'm pretty confident in 1951.
I think that this is because his key thing here is a patent.
And I'm pretty sure the patent probably has a patent.
Yes. Hero.
He understands it now.
So I'm thinking that it was actually like the diagram
for this is probably some nonsensical wheels on the ceiling like you know the ceiling fans that
are tied all by bands going all over there it's like a device from whoville and shit yeah like
some whoville ass thing but he got the patent in 1901 i shouldn't have made it worth double points
because it didn't matter anyway because mark's a fucking savant of this game was it 1901 it was 1907 okay I'll take it yeah Mark was so much closer it was not even
close yippee well now hold on he was the closest without going over wait that's also good yippee
hold on well I want to look at the diagram what do you have a picture of it uh this is just a list
so I just google it yeah Mark just google it you have a picture of it? This is just a list, so I just Google it.
Yeah, Mark, just Google it.
You lazy shit.
Just Google it, you know, just Google it.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Don't ask us questions.
Just Google it.
Oh, this is saying, wait, 1797?
Nathaniel Briggs received the first patent
for his invention, the, oh no, not automated washing machine.
I don't see any patent.
Ben Dick's home appliance is applied for a patent
for the first automatic washing machine in 1937.
Oh, so.
Yeah, 1937, 3007.
This is 37 on this Google search.
That's not right.
I'm just gonna say this.
I put this all together without double checking anything.
So if it's factually incorrect, that's on me.
But also what's correct for the purposes of this show is whatever the hell I had written down on my sheet. incorrect, that's on me. But also what's correct for the purposes of this show
is whatever the hell I had written down on my sheet.
No, that's fair.
I was just trying, I don't see,
oh, is this the image of it?
1907, the Hurley Electric Laundry Equipment Company
launched Thor, the first electric washing machine
to go on the market using the Alva J. Fisher prototype
patented in 1910.
The drum was powered by an electric motor.
On early motors this engine was not watertight and the short circuits occurred frequently.
The machine was therefore potentially dangerous and it did not ring out the linen.
So I think 1937 is the first fully automatic washing machine with rinse spin cycle. So it
both spun it out. But 1907 is when the first
automated washing machine that you just throw clothes in and it goes with
electricity and then short circuits and explodes.
This is an image from 1851 that's not the correct one.
My god I need a three-sided die Jesus Christ. I forgot I forgot oh man our rules were excellent so glad we do those council meetings
Hey, you were all on board this time around you were fully in there. No, you're right. You're right. You're right
You're right. I think I have everything I need to add a category to the wheel
Before we ever use it once you have to add one well at the end of every episode the host must add one item to the wheel
Okay, do we decide we were gonna add one delete one or just add one add one add just so it gets huge
Okay, right. We want big old whale. I don't know why I said that like that. Okay, you have a stroke there
like that. Okay. You have a stroke there?
I am going to add a wheel slot for being a loser, which means whoever has the least points at the exact moment the wheel is spun for that one.
They just get a point for being a loser. Does that include the host?
Between the two competitors.
Okay.
Okay.
Other other people and viewers and listeners can get points from this wheel, but this is
between you guys primarily.
The other things are extra and for okay, that's going to be the end of the topic.
And now we have a whole convoluted thing that we have to do to end them so that I completely
forgot about but is all prepared now.
Also, I forgot we came up with the new thing for the unfairness. I love that.
I can't wait to implement that. The coin flip thing.
Yeah, I don't remember what it was.
If you use the word unfair, you trigger coin flips. The coin will be flipped three times.
If the complainer wins three in a row, the unfairness is proven.
If the complainer loses three in a row, it isness is proven. If the complainer loses three in a row,
it is now fair and will be made doubly fair against them.
Did I earlier say it?
Because I was like, oh, is this the, is he doing the-
You did say, no one triggered it,
but you did say the word unfair
because you were mocking Wade as-
Which should have triggered it.
It should have.
Because anytime you use the word unfair, it triggers it as the host.
I'm going to say that's too far gone.
We're moving on to the next phase of the show,
but we could have jumped all over you. We need to keep that front of mind.
We got it. Yeah. I got to remember. God, I got to read the constitution.
I know we got to study guys. We got to study this constitution. If I, if I,
se I said it, it would have been on me. Yeah.
So then you could have had a chance of winning. Well, I it it would have been on me yeah so then
you could have had a chance of winning well I guess you would have doubled or
lost double the point yeah I don't look I don't think we should read too much into
it it's definitely a case-by-case type of thing we're just gonna have to see what
happens we just gotta be careful with that word just don't throw that word
around so casually everything will be fine what if someone says that's not
fair that's not in the Constitution someone says that's not fair?
That's not in the Constitution. That's that's not the thing. The thing that triggers it is the word
Unfair, okay understood. All right
So the way this new process works is we have to roll a three-sided die to determine how many spins
There shall be of the wheel
I'm not gonna share my screen for this is we're do an honor system, because if we do share screens and shit,
that's going to be a whole catastrophe mess at the end of every episode.
Honor system.
I'm rolling a three sided die.
It gave me one. That's unfair.
I don't want to do it, but he did say it.
I don't know if that would do.
Doesn't say we have to trigger it.
I don't think we get selective enforcement of the rules
because it could go badly for him.
No, actually, it does say that it just triggers this automatically.
So technically, but it's it's like you could do that as a last minute play.
But I think it's like chance of getting it is low.
Oh, yeah, you get three in a row.
Anything other than three in a row, either way, nothing happens.
But if you get three face down in a row,
tails in a row, then you're...
Yeah, I don't know what that would do for the wheel spins,
but it would give me twice as few.
This rule sound even more fair
a week after we came up with...
What are you thinking?
It feels more fair now than it did in the moment.
I don't know.
We were all like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever it felt like at the moment.
I was like, this is brilliant.
This is the best idea we've ever had.
All right.
I know how I know how the coin flip should be.
We can do it with a digital one.
We should all buy a coin and because there's three of us, we all flip
at the same time. We all flip a coin and that's how you get and it's therefore the triangle
of fairness from the three coins, which apparently in sign language, this means pussy. I like
that. We need official distractible tokens for this or just a quarter or some shit.
Yeah, I can I can I can see about sourcing that. Yeah. Oh, even better. I don't buy it. Yeah, I like that.
Temporarily, we could just use quarters or whatever we have. All right. But we should get
official tokens. I feel like that would be see now I'm back on the train. This is the best idea we've ever had for the show.
Yes. None of us will ever be traveling or lose the coin or anything like that. It's always going to work out just fine. Yep. Yep. All right. So we get one wheel spin. If anyone cares, the starting
components of the wheel are you get a point for being the baldest, the shortest,
the tallest, ate the most during the episode, loudest during the episode, biggest, got the
biggest laugh, best looking, which is on here twice, which is incorrect. Point for viewers,
point for listeners, most locked in, most distracted or being a loser, meaning you have
to lose points moment that the wheel is spun. So we get one spin here, which is for one
point I am triggering the spin
Got the biggest laugh is the one that has been selected who who got the biggest laugh
I made you laugh with my Lion King bit. I think that got a reaction the line
I was gonna say it's definitely not me. It's between you guys.
He def the the Lion King might be it because he went straight from the Lion King.
He's like, oh, I saw that in 69.
That might have been the moment.
Yeah. All right. All right.
All right, Mark, you have a chance now.
I doubled the points just to make sure Mark could stay in it. And we gotta
flip the coin. What for? He said unfair. You just said it. You said it first. I was like,
I got a coin ready. Yeah, but now we both said it. So now we got to flip it six times.
No, it's only one per one per round, one per episode. All right. I don't have a coin. I
do have the sacred lens cap. Do we have to
fucking lens cap it? No you can do online I just have I literally have this
sitting in front of me so like I'll just use this. I'm gonna say the part that has
the company's name on it is heads for me. I just got digital I don't actually
know where my head cap is. I just did an online one I'm not looking yet. Alright I
know my result. I know my result. I dropped it on the floor.
Hang on. Flipping.
All right. I have my result.
Heads. Tails. Heads.
All right. Nothing happens.
Oh, I was the one who fucked it.
Why did I lie?
They have the honor system.
That's true. If we're doing it on the honor system,
you can totally gain that and be like, heads.
That's why we'll have physical coins. Hey, I was honorable
I said tails. I'll put big handles on the side of them. So you have to pick it up in a very specific way
We need coins and a coin tray and you flip the coin into the coin tray
The coin can only land a specific way because of the handles but it's fair
It's you have to flip it into a glue trap and that way it stays where it is
and you'll hold that up.
Each of us needs one coin per episode
it is permanently flipped once it has been flipped.
We get a bowl of Mark's bullets
and that way we know it'll stick.
Yep, yep, yep.
Alright, extra large glue trap.
Glue trap.
Here we go.
Oh yeah, you get a whole roll of it oh perfect yeah exactly yeah maybe the
jumbo nah roll wait you earned points for knife powder basketball stuff cocaine
grinder the NES Legos slinkies tick Me Elmo, and the first Talkie.
I started off so strong.
For a total of, Bob knows how to add numbers together,
eight points, good job, good job buddy.
You did great.
Nice, nice, nice, thank you, thank you.
Mark, you earned points for Clean Bullets, Gun Lube,
Watched the Super Bowl, an A2 Knife, YouTube,
Neil R. Strong on the Moon, Desp, YouTube, Neil Armstrong on the moon,
Despacito, Treaty of Versailles, ET, Facebook, washing machine, and you got the
biggest laugh of the episode. For a total of... and the suspension is... you could cut it
with a knife! Oh, Mark got 13 points!
Yay! Golf rules? Golf rules?
No, not golf rules.
I had to hope.
I had to hope.
Anyway, that makes Mark today's winner.
Congratulations, sir.
I didn't even need the weird wheel.
Somehow fate was on my side the whole time.
I gotta guess. I know I'm
gonna complain about it. I really like
the addition of the wheel and everything at the end.
I like that. I'm gonna spend. I'm into it about it. I really like the addition of the wheel and everything at the end. I like that. I mean I'm into it
The wheel can be sponsored guys. Oh
The wheel can be have a spa presenting sponsor presenting our wheel of things
Oh, we can have we can have more ad spots
Everybody loves ads and they love our ads the most. Today's winner wheel brought to you by Waltzweeners.
God, I wish.
Anyway, wait, loser speech.
It was a very fair episode.
It was very fun.
I enjoyed it.
Learning how much we did or did not know.
I don't know why I managed to just shoot off the race course.
I was really just like the hare and the tortoise
and the hare today took off fast and then took a nap and Mark blew
Right by me past the finish line. I also think that the circle of life was definitely probably the funniest moment
So I've got no disputes very fair episode. Thanks for hosting it mom one time. Thank you
I'll mostly thank me mark winner speech. Well, yes, look what I can do
I gotta be honest when you had it lower down off off camera it kind of looked like you were going like this. Yeah, I'd like to thank me. Thank you all so much for
enjoying this episode. Thank you to my competitors. Chance was really on my side. I should have known
that the odds were in my favor when that dice roll came up with the same number I picked. It was my
time. I'm just glad that all the the stars aligned and the planets shown down on me
I'd like to thank Venus. I'd like to think Saturn. I'd like to thank Pluto, which is a planet
Neil deGrasse Tyson can suck a dick. I don't think he decided that but okay
He might as well have he might as well have he can suck Uranus. It's probably a pleasant cuz that's a gas planet
It's a planetary joke
I will rule with an iron fist and we'll get you a cream for your asteroids. You know what?
I'm gonna give you a posthumous point for that just cuz it was really funny
Yeah, you died that's
That point after being deceased whoever loses an episode they get killed off and we replace them with a replicant to do the next one
Thanks for your speeches gentlemen. Thanks for competing. Congrats to mark
You're gonna host the next one make sure you follow the podcast so that you get notifications you tell a plus thingy or whatever
However, it works. Thank you for watching or listening. We love all of you the same and
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I am my skirm that's the end of the episode thank you so much for listening we'll see
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