Distractible - Who Is Us?

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

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This episode, blundering Bob, deals with a brain-dead Baldi, shuns socials, and plays fictional character lookalikes, maxed out Mark gets annoyed with Apple, twirls his moustache, is earnestly stinky and John A. Winsome Wade gets his Sith on, becomes Mr. Rogers, a wiener, shaggy and a maester. From constitutional conundrums to Game of Thongs It's time for who is us now sit back and prepare to be distracted and Enjoy the show

Hello and welcome back to Your oh I had a bit for this Welcome back to your... Oh, I had a bit for this. Eh, doesn't matter now. Welcome back to Distractable. If you wanted expectations for what you're about to see, that sets them fairly accurately. My name is Bob.

I'm gonna be your host because I won the last one. And today's competitors, as always and forever, will be Mark and Wade, my co-hosts. They don't have to say hi. We never know. It's never clear of when we're supposed to say hi. It's the big empty pause where I stop talking and look at you. Next council will figure it out.

You know what it is in my head is I know that that's a problem. And so I look and I'm like, they're probably not going to talk. I should just keep going. And then my setup for you is worse than it needs It's it's my fault. That's okay. I know I can accept that I'll accept it No, we just need rules. We need more rules That's what if if we've learned anything, especially what the what the listeners like it's we need way more rules And they need to be more complicated

Hopefully if they can be. I don't know if they can be. Oh they can be. Well then we'll slightly misremember the rules after a few months and then everyone that remembers them properly is like they're not even doing the rules right and then we have no idea. We don't remember what happened three months ago. We have what I like to call a slowly dying Constitution. It does exist and it lives in our minds. In game or game? In in in podcast? In game. Never mind. You go on.

What are you saying? I don't know. Were you trying to say in podcast we trust? If it's funny, then yes, that's what I was trying to say. E pluribus podcast. D distractible unum. I think you guys should do the talking. I'm going to go back to sleep.

Well that's sort of the plan. If you've never seen the show before I'm those which means I have a game which I do have written out in front of me with words and I give points and someone wins and they host the next one. No no one cares. But before we get to the game we usually do small talk and it's been a minute since we've all hung out. So I'm sure everybody has something really interesting to talk about. I got a bone to pick with Apple. Oh, well, this is not new. My business. There's one thing we know.

It's that Mark Smalltalks last about three months each before we move on to the next one. This one's taken a strange turn, you know, because Apple made me that store. Right. And that was weird. Really nice of them. Still doesn't work work their regular business store Which is weird I? Tried signing up for a a like business account, and then they said in the email Hey, you should try out our small business store

It sounds like this is more for you, and I'm like I tried that you made me you gave me this enterprise store I didn't want it so I signed up for Apple Business Manager and to do that you have to verify your business, right? You have to verify your real business. You need the DUNS number yada yada right? I did that I talked about that Well, I didn't get approved and then they deleted my account. Well. I'm sorry what are you not small enough Not business enough, or which I don't know Which criteria did you fail? So they didn't tell me that's the thing It was like back in the early days of YouTube when my channel got deleted

They didn't say why or my demand eyes and it was just like straight up the email went like we couldn't verify your account Next email a minute later. We've deleted your account. Why? Next email a minute later. We've deleted your account. Why? Why did you delete my account? So I sign up again and I try to verify and I have a Dunn's number I put in all the information I put in they need a second person to verify it So like oh, I'll put Mary who does like the accounting and she'll be able to answer all their questions to verify It's a business. Nope deleted deleted. Again. It got deleted two more times. And it's waiting like two days in between each of these. So by the final one, I called them up again. Calling has been a nightmare. Apple, I don't know. You just press star, you go straight to the CEO, I think.

Oh man, they were about to pass me up there for a totally unrelated reason. I was trying just to get them to push an order through again, because I made an order, it went over the credit limit, and I was like, oh, I got to pay off that card. And I called them to get back there. Totally separate issues. I got passed to six different people before circling all the way back from Apple, tie up the chain to the bank. They sent me to the bank. The bank's like, why are you here? Send me back to Apple. One more pass. And then it's like, I got you. Someone actually solved the problem, which was just, let me click this button,

doink, order, 30 minutes. Anyway, I called him about the business manager thing, about like why they're deleting it, and he goes like, oh, I don't know. That's a mystery department. That's a mystery department. I was like, who verifies this? I was like, oh, that's another department.

I don't have any control of that. I'm like, you're in the Apple business manager sport, right? Oh yeah, oh yeah. But, hello, Jerry, I'm mysteries, how can I help you? So what he told me was like, yeah, sometimes you gotta like work the information to get it to go through. What? Sometimes you gotta unplug it and plug it back in and see if you're a business? What?

Exactly! So he told me like, oh yeah, no, you need a URL, a website, and then you need emails from that website and all of your employees need to have emails from that website so you have the same email so they can verify it's all from the same yadda yadda. I don't have a website. I don't have an email like that. I He said oh, but according to your Duns number, you're like the sole proprietor of your business, right? Okay, so all you need to do is put your name as a secondary contact But just change the spelling of your name so you get around their auto system that says you can't put in your own name And he said that's how it works. If you're like this old proprietor of your own business. Is this Smarkiplier? Yes, hello everybody, I'm Smarkiplier.

Oh man, so yeah, it's not. What the fuck? That is all true. I don't know what in the world that's about, but everything on the business side of Apple seems like the most convoluted thing possible. It's not easy, it's not simple. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave about it, I swear,

because holy shit, I just want it to be able to automatically say, hey, this is a new computer. Set it up automatically as soon as I plug into the internet, which is a cool feature, but I can't have it because I'm not a real business. That's fun. Yeah, very fun. Very fun But I just got an email this morning that said they needed to call me and I'm like, oh boy I wrote I wrote down a point for you and it's a joke and I just want to throw this out there Mark, are you sure you got the right number? Did you get a duns number or a done number?

Right cuz like you're done. You finished Did you get a Duns number or a Dunn number? Right? Cause like you're done, you finished, concluded. Or a Duns number cause you failed. Oh, that's actually even better. I thought you were going for that, the Duns, but either one. Yeah. Duns was the low hanging fruit to be fair. That's great.

I love how easy it is to just buy and use their products. It makes, it just works and everything makes sense. I'm in the midst of a not the similar, but like a relatable experience to that. I bought a thing. It came. It didn't work. And I went to the dude to do the online return and it was like, oh, just bring it into a store. And they sent me an email that was like, here, just bring it into the store.

Here's the number you need. And I brought it into the store. And the guy at the store was like, oh, did you use your phone number when you bought this? And I was like, I don't I think so. I bought it through your website. I think I bought it from. Oh, there's no phone numbers not coming up. Well, OK, I'm holding the thing here.

Can you just take it and give me a refund? They're like, no, no. Well, I have an email that says bring it to any store and they'll do the return or exchange. I'll exchange it. I don't even care. And he was like, I can't help you. That you're gonna have to go back to the internet.

And like I stood there and looked at him and I was like, your company says and then you says, do I just own this broken thing now forever? Like, I went to another store yesterday and the guy literally, while they were doing the transaction, the guy at the store was like, you said you tried to do this before. What store did you go to? And I was like, oh, over in this, the other place, that store. And he was like, what did you work with?

I don't know, like medium tall guy, like shaved head, goatee. And he looked at me and was like, that makes sense. That makes sense. He's so stupid. I'm so sorry. And then he just did the return for me. Cause apparently the guy I went to the store to talk to just didn't know how to do it. Ah, interesting. But anyway, that's a little bit different, but when the company tells you conflicting things like that or deletes your account repeatedly, I don't understand. I don't understand. Thankfully, it wasn't my normal account. It was an account that I made specifically for signing up for this.

Jesus, they just delete your main personal Apple account. Your phone and all of your Apple everything is just like, oh, you don't have an account. Turns out I'm not a computer anymore. You're surprisingly chill about it. This sounds like the kind of thing that would make my head explode a little bit. Well, it's not essential, right? That's the thing. It's just for convenience to save time.

But at this point, like I wouldn't, I'm losing so much more time trying to get this to work than if I would just to each individually take, cause these are to test out for my render farm, right? To see if I can save power. And I was like, oh, if I just plug them, there's a way you can plug them in the internet. It'll automatically set it up with all the programs.

It'll install everything. That's perfect for rendering. It would be so nice. That'd be so nice. And I was like, was like that saved time whereas it takes like 10 15 minutes to set up each one and I'm like over over a few it adds up and I'm like no now I just like I'm not gonna bother that's sad they'll be upset when they hear that I'm complaining on this podcast they'll come crawling back this isn't a real podcast they're not care. Tim Apple will be rolling over in his infrared exposure chamber.

We don't have a Brooks and Duns number. We could. You want one? Do we need one? Can we get one? Just in case. Oh, the benefits. We should do an episode where all we try to do is set up an Apple store.

Successfully create an account with Apple Business. I bet you guys would be able to go through just fine. It just for some reason. Yeah, it takes three seconds. Well, I don't spell very good. So every time I type my name in, it'll be a little different. I'll just accidentally circumvent their random security. Easy peasy.

Are you Barb Markskin? No, I'm Bob Milkskins. I do things too, by the way. My dad, I'm Bob Milkskins. Oh. I do things too, by the way. My dad is Rumpel Milkskins. Um, yeah, what's up with you, Wayne? Animorphs? What are you doing? Finished it. Done. I started reading another book I've now forgot the name of because I just started it

and I've not read it for two days. But Easter happened. Uh, my nephews came over and I played basketball for like two and a half hours. I got a little sunburned You can't tell I drowned myself in a aloe cream or whatever, but uh got a little sunburned playing basketball Boy, oh boy feeling it today pain need to exercise more than just three times a year I'm learning four times a year minimum. Yeah, I really go for the minimum, but uh this week I guess marks the 20th anniversary,

I think, of Star Wars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith, coming out. So it's going back into theaters, or at least some select theaters. So I'm gonna go see that again with my nephews, which is a little strange. They go see a movie at 20 years old in theaters, but I'm kind of excited for it for whatever reason.

There's just something about the theatrical experience of the Star Wars blaring intro that just like is super hype. I'm excited to do that but I want to talk about okay I don't want to go into major spoilers here but The Last of Us part two came out a while ago right and Last of Us season two is coming out on HBO right now or of Max or whatever. Boy oh boy Did they pick a doozy of an episode to release on Easter? The, I feel like the holiday, the vibe of Easter is usually relatively chill, at least in my family. I feel like the actual celebrations of Easter

are pretty lighthearted. Yeah, it's like, go hunt eggs, have a basket of candy. Then I went to relax Sunday night. I was like, oh, the last of us episode two is out. I was annihilated at the end of Easter. And I was like, oh the last of us episode two is out I was annihilated at the end of Easter and I was like man Why did they pick today for this episode? so my gripe is not even with the content of the episode cuz like I kind of knew what was happening, but Easter in that octave in that octave

That's all I just want to get that out. I have no idea. I haven't been watching, so I don't know. Yeah, I like to just wait and then binge them more. I have been dodging spoilers like I'm playing dodgeball against the purple cobras, but I did see a lot of people desperately upset about the episode that came out on Easter. Well, I played part two and the only reason I'm watching it as it comes out is because I'm not so worried about big spoilers as so much as I don't want to be spoiled on things

that they might have changed from the game to the show. Notoriously, if you go to like, because I tweet about the podcast, right? I go on Accident or Twitter, tweet about the podcast or do whatever. Notoriously, whenever I go on there, The number one recommended thing is the most thing I don't want to see every time so like if I go on I'm like Alright, don't want to read and the first line is like hey Did you hear the last of us this happened? It's like why is this the one post that I see your recommended post? I was like no, that's the opposite. What why is. Why is this what I get? Just don't even go. Don't even go. Yeah, I just I just post to social media from other apps

using the share function on my phone. You don't even have to open it. Hi, I'm Wade. I didn't know that existed. It's a thing per usual for me. That's not surprising to me in the least. I speaking of dodging social media, I did a, I did a redesign on my phone recently where I, instead of, you know, iPhones traditionally, you just have like a whole fuck of apps and it's just apps, apps, apps.

There's like nine pages of apps on your phone. I hate that. I've always hated that. I've always thought that was incredibly stupid. I went in and redesigned so that all I have is like widgets. This is like my main home screen. And then I have one page where it's like apps I use multiple times a day on this page,

no social media, no anything. It's all like utility stuff. So if I wanna open an app, I actually have to do the thing where you like pull down and start typing to pull up an app specifically by name. It's kind of changed my whole relationship with my phone. I don't just, because I had literally, I didn't realize it. If when I used to pick up my phone, TikTok and whatever social media wasn't like, I had them in a folder and they were not in

like the first place I would look, but I'd pick up my phone, look at my to-do list or whatever and then instinctively just like tap, tap TikTok. And now that there's, I have to start typing to do it. There's enough of a thing where multiple times in the last week, I've picked up my phone, done what I was meaning to do. And then in the middle of typing the word tick tock, been like, oh, why the fuck?

And then put my phone down. It's like just enough where it's like, I've dodged so many hours of extra social media bullshit. It's been awesome. It's been so good There's an app that also does that kind of thing I forget what it's called But whenever you click on any other app like that you define it'll instead of that it'll open a screen or or maybe that's how it works It opens a full page screen. That's like are you sure you want to do this? And there's a five second timer before you can do it. I didn't try it, but I hear that's like, are you sure you want to do this? And there's a five second timer before you can do it.

I didn't try it, but I hear that's also effective. Yeah, no, I looked into a bunch of that. There's a couple of apps called like, like Dumb Phone and Blank Space, where they're designed to like turn your phone into like those minimalist E Ink phones where it's all, it doesn't have any that, that sort of stuff.

And they have, yeah, I just, eventually I was just like, like I need the minimum effective threshold cause I don't want my phone to actually be a pain in the ass to use, but I need it to be just, just enough where it's like, if I have to do something, I can still do it. But if I don't have to do something, it's like, why would I do that? I need the web browser. It's working surprisingly well. I'm shocked. I find that I've got six tabs of ESPN and like four of Twitter sometimes open on my computer Why would you need so many Twitter's sometimes you're just like browsing and like I don't know

I'll mindlessly be like reading the SPN article that I'll hit the little plus What am I doing? Let me social media like it's like you're saying it's like I'll be thinking about something It's like I'll be thinking about the ESPN article. I just read or I'll be thinking about like oh the Bengals draft is this week, which it is Why am I on Twitter again? No open tab and then I was like I've got ten tabs open and they're all ESPN or Twitter It's not good. I just don't do that. Yeah, that's all you got to do is not do that. I'm feeling a little bit Oh Bob. I'm glad that you have a way to not go on tick-tock. Wait, you fucking idiot. Why are you on Twitter? You piece of shit. I'm not competing against Bob. I'm trying to get him on my side. I'm competing against you ask kissing poised for mark Oh shit, I forgot we're doing an episode

No, but honestly I did the this whole thing. I was like this isn't gonna work. This is gonna be really stupid Absolutely shocked at how effective it has been and it's a very meaningless change because my phone still does all the exact same shit. I didn't uninstall anything and it's just like the app isn't where I can touch it in half a second. Totally dodges my mind. I move on to the next ADD thing and I've been reading a lot more books. I'm beginning to books. Books are good for you. Sci-fi books are delightful and don't make me feel like the world is collapsing around me 24-7. It's amazing how social media does that. It's great. It's a feature.

Yeah, actually it is a feature. It's a feature, not a bug. And yeah, like you're saying, even though that might be true, I do still read news. I just choose to go and read news and like consciously do it so that I'm aware of stuff. But I'm not just scrolling on Twitter and be like, Oh, look who said what? Oh God, he said what? If presidents hate this one trick, well, I have to read that. Good for you, Wade. Good job, buddy. You should read that book. Love that book. People were, I forget if you're reading the one that you talked about, but people on the subreddit were pretty jazzed about some book that you mentioned. The Winds of Something

Wind. Yeah, The Winds of Wind Something Wind. The Wind Blows in the Castle. The Name of the Wind. I just started The name of the wind. Yeah, that's the one That's what I was saying basically. People were pretty jazzed about that book. People seem to think that's a good one I just started it. I'm like two or three chapters in. It does not read as fast as the Animorph books Turns out a book not made for someone who's 13 reads a little bit slower, but I'm enjoying it. Good small talk boys Well done guys. All right, let's pack it in

That's everything I had for today It's gonna be a little bit of a short one No, we've decided to cut all of our episode times in a third Which is gonna be released in five parts over the next three days. Look forward to that spamming your feed This episode is brought to you by uber You know that feeling when someone shows up for you just when you need it most. That's what Uber is all about. Like when Wade's house was flooding and falling to pieces all around him, and you showed up just when he needed you to, so you could film it and exploit it for views on the internet?

No. Whatever it is, big or small, Uber is on the way. So you can be on yours. Uber on our way to your house, Wade. No, I have a, I don't think we've done this. Now I'm paranoid. I don't think we've done this, but we're back in the realm of, we almost had a repeat

because Mark's episode was the perfect crime, and previously we had done perfect crime They're totally different episode concepts, but that doesn't seem to make a difference to anyone online That was so funny because everyone on the subreddit was just like oh Mark's so embarrassed Finally I'm like I didn't even know I go to the subway like how he changed it at 2 a. finally. I'm like, I didn't even notice. I was paying attention. I go to the summer like, oh, he changed it at 2am. He's like, you think I was up at 2am looking at when this came out?

No, also, yeah, they're fundamentally I don't even remember what the original perfect crime was about. The original one was like, we just weren't describing how we would get away with crimes in like a completely make it up as you go like there was no structure it was just kind of bullshitting it was fun people people were like that's one of my favorite episodes and I was like I have not thought about that episode in three and a half years I could see that okay I could see how people might think that that was similar but no but honestly your your idea was different like not kind of different straight-up different straight up a different idea

It's like how we're no longer young is different than we're getting older. I'm not as young as I was just now Oh when we were younger than here in the present I don't know why I feel like I just heard Ethan's voice come out of your now your mouth. Oh When we were younger than here, but yeah, I have an idea and we probably haven't done it. What we're going to be doing is, well I will be honest this is inspired by a Wade episode, but we're going to be looking at groups of like characters, Greek gods, characters from movies, like the Avengers or the Fellowship of the Ring and we're gonna be assigning while you are gonna be assigning each of us to which character in those groups

you think we best match up with. Some of these groups we might not be completely familiar with and I will try and give you like summaries of who's in the groups and whatever but we haven't done this right? Not that I recall it doesn't seem familiar but also I didn't catch exactly what we're supposed to do, so... For some reason I was thinking about the bear and stained bears when you said this, and I don't know why. But I was like, I don't know bear or stain. Wade's idea that I'm stealing was like, remember we did like, which dog breed am I, am you? Which insect? Oh, we did that it's called

Dog energy or whatever. This is like which of the Avengers Do you think each of us is and then you both sort of make your your choices and then I have choices and Somehow that nets you points. I mean the points don't matter So I think that's but we're just gonna go and guys, if you have specific groups you want to get to, or you think it would be fun that I don't get to, you can even recommend them. It's that kind of thing. But I have a whole list of groups that I want to, and we'll start easy. The Avengers.

Everybody knows The Avengers. Marvel's Avengers. Who am we of them? And it can be off the cuff. Would you like a summary of who the Avengers is? No, we all know we don't need a summary. I mean it would be embarrassing if you needed that. Well, hold on. Are we starting with the original cast? Like the, you know, phase one Avengers? Are we talking like the current? Because I don't know who even is a part of it right now. You know what? It can be anyone anyone I don't want to clamp this down

too hard if you have people you like they're obscure Avengers they're new ones whatever if or if you want to stick to the original comic books I'm open to it I just want to know what you think mostly of me I don't really care what you think of each other I get from you not current Mark Ruffalo Hulk But Edward Norton Hulk the superior Hulk the superior Hulk indeed. Yes Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's that's exactly what I was thinking. Nice. He's probably the best Hulk there's been yeah ever Can mark mark get some dr. Strange vibes? Oh, I thought it was just about Bob here. No, no, well, it's all of us. We're doing it. You're doing us.

You're the one kissing up the Bob. I'm the one playing the game. Mark's trying to win and Wade's just here to have fun. Wade, which one, which Avengers bald, bald? Oh, Nick Fury. Oh, okay. See, I was between me. My first two thoughts were Thor, because I'm like the pretty one. The long, long, long hair. Yeah. Or I was kind of like Hulk, but I was like, you know, I think maybe the Hulk fits Bob a bit more. Like the quiet one who like, whenever he does finally rage and break is the scariest of us. I like to view myself as a smart Hulk, post Civil War Hulk, but played by Edward

Norton. I like that combo. All right. I actually do have to pull up a list of the Avengers because I don't even remember. It's been a while since I watched any I mean you can do it or I can work. I get Doctor Strange or Tony Stark vibes Well, this says one of the founding members of the Avengers was Wasp like Ant-Man Wasp. Yeah, Ant-Man Wasp, right? She joined in the relatively early, I wouldn't say original OG in the movies Also, one of the founding members is Ant-Man slash Giant-Man slash Yellow Jacket slash Goliath slash Wasp What the fuck does that mean? Ooh, are those all the same people in some version of this?

I'll be talking in terms of movies because Wade don't know comics There's swordsmen. Wade you're swordsman. Alright. There's just some hero named swordsman. I just have a sword to fight with it. Is that like Hawkeye but with a sword? He's like he's like Hodor he that's all he says. People looking like wait what does that guy do? And he's like swordsman Swordsman swordsman swordsman are any of us black widow I wish I wish there's black knight. There's mantis which is the one from guardians to gun kid Who wants to be the to gun kid? I'm already swordsman. I can't I can't use guns. How many toes does he have? swordsman I can't I can't use guns how many toes does he have oh man you find out toes it's not on the Wikipedia I'm sorry

gonna go to the wiki foot foot wiki wiki feet wiki feet that's the one can I pull off a Captain America just because just the version of him that does like the terrible commercials where he sits on the chair yes oh like old cap no no where you like sits on the chair like So you thought going to war was a good idea So you think dropping atomic bombs on Japan was a mistake, huh? Well, let me tell you So you think not using a turn signal makes you look cool wiping that's for communists I remember what he said all right so I'm I'm Edward Norton Hulk Marcus dr. strange and wait is lame commercial

Captain America specifically just that version or swordsman or swordsman I don't even look up who swordsman is is the two-gun kid really really thing that's a thing he's he's one of the earlier members 1970s Oh, he's a recruit not a founding member, but he was recruited along with Black Widow Mantis It's the two-gun kid beast Moon Dragon, I missed moon moon hell cat. I feel like there are some serious Awesome heroes that they really missed out on the movie stuff with these I did not expect to see Quicksilver or Hercules here. Dude, Hercules?

Does he sing? Based on his biceps, it looks like he went the distance. Mark, I think you kind of are a two-gun kid. The description I have is he's a really unique case because while most Avengers are tech geniuses or aliens or super soldiers the two gun kid is basically just a really brave cowboy and somehow that's enough I love that reach. He's got two 22 pistols that are guaranteed to have bullets that stick to the barrel. Oh yeah. 32LR is so naturally sticky.

Bang! Ah, damn it. Click, click, click. I got my second gun here. Ping! Oh, shit. That's what kind of happened to them. Well, while you're firing the one one time,

you're cleaning the other one, so it's ready to go one more time. Well, we solved it. Great episode. So those are our roles in the event event I feel like I came out on top there I mean Hulk is pretty awesome. I feel like mine was the least connected to me. Oh come on sword man sword swordsman. He's a cool mustache. You have a cool mustache. Yeah it looks like I do because the rest of my beard is

disappearing before your eyes but the mustache is still a mustache even though if you have other beard. Yeah I'm just saying it but the mustache It's still a mustache even though if you have other beard Yeah, I'm just saying it's pronounced is still dark sometimes I look at my own face and I've You know, I've had stubble for so long But occasionally I'll notice just how defined my mustache is and how downturned like handlebar style it is and so occasionally I'm just like wow, I actually do just straight up have a mustache I don't think about it though.

Dude, if you ever go, if you ever want to transition back to clean shaven or if you have to do that for whatever, you should definitely just go with mustache for a minute. Just get down to the mustache and see how that looks just for a minute. Just a little. I have with like shorter stubble mustache. I should just grow all of it out and then get big bushy mustache because the rest of it's pretty patchy but this has always been solid up here I want to perfectly shave all of the gray beard

out and just see the weird pattern of like dark that's left you get some gray dissolving fluid and the dark hair like itashes a hair here and there with like, oh, there's a dark one. That's a keeper, like gold member. That's a keeper. Oh yes, that's nice, yes. When are they gonna make another one of those? I don't know, I've had a weird,

YouTube's algorithm has decided that Austin Powers is what I want in my life right now. I've had a weird amount of Austin Powers recommendations in the last like two or three weeks. Yeah, those recommendations are sticky as hell. It just really latches on. I don't know why but Austin Powers been all over my timeline lately. Maybe it's cuz Mike Myers is kind of like back a bit cuz he's been doing some SNL stuff. I don't know but like I just feel like those movies are kind of out of their era.

We should be which Austin Powers character are we? That is not on my list, but I'm into it And then mark can be mini me But that means I could also be mr. Beagles worth where the fuck his name was the little cat cuz he also loses his Hair yeah any bald character you have claim over dibs on anyone but fat bastard. I can't do a Scottish accent. That's the only reason well Mark has a great That's your fit. Oh, you're gonna need to gain some weight, but it'll work And I gotta look up a list of all Austin Powers characters mark you could be the fem bots I don't think you're sticky 22 nipples. I forgot about fuck me

Look me and fuck you. Yeah, exactly. Oh It's different I kind of want to be basil I'm just like there and try to be helpful, but really all I do is give you shitty coffee You know what? I always forget about it comes back Number two, young number two was played by Rob Lowe. That's so funny. I don't think that ever clicked in my head. A lot of vagina. I forgot about a lot of vagina. Oh yeah, Foxy Cleopatra, Beyonce's character.

I liked the gold member universe where it was like Tom Cruise and John Travolta and stuff, playing the characters. I'm from Holland! Isn't that weird? Ah, different times, different times. Wait, so who are we? Are we committing to this? I don't know. I'll be a lot of vagina. Alright, wait, are you Dr. Bald? I think I'm less Dr. Evil and I'm more like his son Scotty, but it's like Seth Green's character, but only at the very end where he goes crazy and loses his hair. I think I'm him whenever his son Scotty but it's like Seth Green's character but only at the very end

where he goes crazy and loses his hair. I think I'm him whenever he finally loses his hair. I can see that. I'm Dutch so I guess that makes me gold member. There's an Altoid box with some skin flakes in it. Yeah does is that scabs or is that skin flakes? What's the deal with that exactly? Some things I don't like to think too deeply about and this is one of them. He ate them like potato chips. Yeah well that's why you had the box he's trying really hard not to eat them like potato chips but it's it's hard you know plus when you age them in the box just right. Little bit of canola oil. You okay

Mark? Yeah so fine. You know when you just remember something from your past and you just cringe inwardly yeah I just had one of those. Oh, well, how embarrassing. High school, ugh, what a time. All right, new group, new vibe. Same us, Toy Story gang. Whomst is whomst? And the gang expands a lot. Mine, my vision of it is always from the first movie

where it's like the core characters that live in Andy's room, but you can include anyone. Okay. Wades, Wades, Mr. Potato Head. That's obvious. Yeah. Yeah.

That is the T-Rex. It could be ham. Which one's ham? Is ham the wiener dog? The piggy bank. Ham. I want to be the wiener dog of the T-Rex, but I might be more ham or. That's a, well, that's the one that's voiced by John Radcliffe, right?

Who's in every Disney movie in existence or whatever. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You got a friend in me. Not that guy. Bob, you're Andy. Wade, you're Andy's mom. Why is Wade my mom? Yeah.

He's older. By like six months. He's older. I like that, I like that. It's good, simple, straight to the point. Wait, does that make make mark the what's the kid that like tortures the toys Sid Sid Sid? Yeah, I'll be Sid. I'd be Sid. I was gonna say you were buzz Yeah, I forget that Slinky Dog was played by Jim Varney. You remember Jim Varney. Oh, yeah Not by name. Malc?

You would Ernest seems seems 100% like a thing you would love and remember so fondly. Oh, is that who that is? Jim Varney is Ernest, yeah. Okay, I know the movie's Ernest, like Ernest goes to camp and Ernest changes the trash or whatever, but I'm not. Ernest gets a haircut, yeah, all that stuff.

I'm a slinky dog, I'll be the wiener dog. That honestly fits pretty good. Yeah, it does if you want to know all the earnest movies. It's earnest goes to camp Ernest saves Christmas earnest goes to jail earnest scared stupid earnest greatest hits earnest rides again earnest goes to school earnest goes to Africa didn't know about that one and then Unfortunately, he passed away. I can only imagine the kind of culturally sensitive and a very appropriate jokes that are in the movie, Ernest Goes to Africa. Actually, I don't know that much about those movies.

I just have this vision of them making generally really off-color jokes that wouldn't hold up. Is that fair or is that unfair? I have no idea. It's also like in the same era when they made Jungle to Jungle or like Ace Ventura when Nature Calls. era when they made Jungle to Jungle or like Ace Ventura when nature calls there was this era of movies in the 90s where they were in where Africa funny for some reason everyone was like hey you guys seen Africa? Mark is stinky Pete I'm

changing my vote. Stinky feet? Stinky Pete that's like the prospector guy from like Toy Story 2. The one that's voiced by the guy who plays Frazier? It's his name. Kelsey Grammer. That's the guy. Oh, here's some Ernest history for anyone that cares. Ernest was in ten movies, nine of which were Ernest movies, and the full list that I didn't list was in order. Goes to camp, save Christmas, goes to jail, scared stupid, rides again, goes to school, drunk- No, slam dunk Ernest Drunk Ernest goes to school I remember that one goes to Africa Ernest in the army was the last one before he passed away

But he started off in a can't unnamed cameo in the movie. Dr. Otto and the riddle of the gloom beam. Oh Beam riddle I remember that's a classic riddle i love that movie uh apparently is one of one of his disguises or something like that i have no idea i don't know that's about as uh well thought out and planned pre-planned as the some of the snl movies that took place the image if you look up the movie dr auto and the riddle of the SNL movies that took place. The image, if you look up the movie, Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam, like the cover art, looks like a Jim Carrey face. Oh, that is a Jim Carrey face. Wait a minute now.

Like I feel like without makeup, Jim Carrey could make that face. Oh, I was looking at a completely different thing. Oh, were you looking at the one where he's just sort of smiling real big? No, yeah, I was looking at the film reel. No, that's just a Jim Carrey face. Did Jim Carrey rip that off from him or vice versa? I don't know. Also could I just say that it only has a 5 out of 10 on IMDB but

the Google ratings for Dr. Otto in the Riddle of the Gloom Beam is 76% positive. That's really something. And that was almost a million dollar film. Eight hundred thousand dollars to make Doctor Otto. Have you read the description of the movie? I'm trying not to. Oh, okay. I won't read it out loud then. Wait, what? Hang on. No, we should read that. The first five words really got me.

Doctor Otto grows a hand out of his head as he conjures a plan to take over the world. Scott Sterling! I'm sorry, Lance Sterling attempts to capture the mad scientist who continuously evades capture with his appearance altering device. His first target is Cincinnati, Ohio! What?! Oh no, wait a minute! Dr. Otto's first target is Cincinnati, Ohio! It all makes sense!

We would naturally be the first target. Why does he have a hand on top of his head? That's just what happens sometimes. Oh man. All right, in that universe, I'm the hand. I'd like to be the changing coffin. It wasn't even shot in Cincinnati. His first target was Cincinnati,

but it was mainly shot in Tennessee. Come on. That is ridiculous. Tennessee has about the same amount of letters as Cincinnati probably. Can I be laughing Jack O'Cockney, the pirate captain? Is that a thing in the movie? That's a thing in the movie. Yeah. During his adventure, he goes to multiple different locations.

He goes on like this horror expedition and this big fantasy expedition. And finally he goes on an adventure before he realizes that he wants all three things and he has to return the books to the library before he goes back to his tree house. No, I think that's something else. Yeah, no, you're wrong. Oh, you're right, that's Pagemaster. I really like the credits for Dr. Otto.

Jim Varney plays Dr. Otto, Rudd, Laugh-o-Jack, so on, so on. Other people play Lance. Jackie Welsh plays Doris. And Glenn Patak plays Otto's head hand. Does it have a voice line or something? I'm assuming it's just a hand. It's like a practical hand on top of his head and it does things. Oh. There's just a guy with his hand on Jim Vardy's head being all I'm a hand. Whoa. know, it's a tough performance. How do you convey emotions as a hand?

It's complicated. Back to small talk moments that just came to mind. Did you guys see Paul Rudd reprising the role of Paul Rudd for Super Nintendo Switch 2 or whatever the hell it's called? Hmm? Hmm. Back when Super Nintendo came out,

Paul Rudd, the actor, did the commercial, and he's like playing the Super Nintendo, he's got like long dark hair. So the Switch 2 got announced, and Paul Rudd's reprising his role in the commercial, but like 30 years later or whatever. It's an interesting look for him. One of those 90s looks that make us go, were the 90s good? The 90s are an enigma, just a complete mystery. I feel like in the 2000s, we referenced the nineties,

but like nowadays, the 2000s, 2010s, I don't feel like they get referenced as much as the nineties. Maybe it's just our generation or something, but like the nineties feels like a period of time that people talk about, and then everything after is kind of like, eh, it's just. I think even we've discussed why the nineties

were just such a transformative time. Not in like the greatest way ever. Like it was the best era. It's just like so many things were happening all at once. Internet was rising in popularity. TVs and video game consoles were all switching. Technology was like shift, not just like evolving. It was changing type every few years.

And then early 2000s when it started to like solidify in those commercials. I'm Paul Rudd's necklace Okay, okay. I just want to keep playing the game. Good job. Thank you for circling us back to the game the Scooby-Doo gang This is a much more Defined cast of characters It can conclude it can include ancillary characters or villains if you know enough about scooby-doo to know any specific villains you like But who are we among the scooby-doo gang? Tell me. Shaggy, but like three months sober from whatever he's on Who you? Yeah from whatever he's on I could tell you what he's on More than scooby-stacks man. Shaggy, but he's not cool anymore. What are we to- I mean you have to be Fred, right Mark?

I mean, why do I have to be Fred, right Mark? I mean. Why do I have to be Fred? You're Fred. You're the leader and you're the only one of us who could wear an ascot. I wanna be Velma. Well, you got Velma cause you got the glasses and you're wearing orange.

So yeah, you're basically Velma. I mean, yeah, I'm Velma colored basically. Can we be a Scooby-Doo villain? Can I be minor 49er? Wait. Is that a specific villain that exists too? I just really liked the image that came up for minor 49er? Wait... Is that a specific villain that exists to it? I just really like the image that came up for minor 49er Yeah, list of all monsters and villains in Scooby-Doo

From the Scooby-Doo Wiki Holy shit! There's so many! This show's gone on for decades in different formats and stuff Bob, I think you're Scooby I think you are Scooby-D think you are Scooby Doo, Bob. Mummy of Anka, Redbeard's ghost, Snow Ghost, Headless Spectre, Witch Doctor, Werewolf, Wax Phantom.

Sharkmen? Sharkmen. Sharkmen. Ghost of Bigfoot, when did he die? What a deep cut. You're out in the Pacific Northwest, you're like, man, I hope we see Bigfoot, you know? And the ghost of Bigfoot walks by. I wanna be all of the Hex Girls. What is that? From

the movie Scooby-Doo and the something island there's like a band of witches called the Hex Girls and their song is like we're the Hex Girls. Oh I remember them yeah that was one of the Scooby-Ddoo movies that was like on TV a lot mmm thousand volt ghost Spooky it's weird because I see some of these pictures of these monsters and I'm like, oh weird. I remember exactly that episode That's crazy the beast of bottomless lake Oh, it's Scooby-Doo was some awesome shit to grow up with and the episodes were so short that they just wham wham That was like the the binging format pre streamer days some shit to grow up with. And the episodes were so short that they just wham wham. That was like the the binging format pre streamer days but when those like half length episodes

where it would just play into each other into each other you could watch them endlessly because it felt like it never ended. How many episodes had the bit where they were running through hallways and like opening doors and coming out in places that didn't make sense? I mean every single one wasn't it? Wasn't there always some version of the chase scene bit where the music plays and they're running in and out of some setup of doors and shenanigans? And they're chasing the monster, the monster's chasing them, they're chasing each other,

the monster's watching and yeah. It's gotta be a slapstick chase scene or it's not a Scooby Doo episode. There's tons of comics about it, I didn't even know that. I say Bob is Scooby, Mark is Fred or Daphne, and I guess I'll be, no he's Velma! Why, cause glasses? And orange! And huge tits! Dude, so much porn is made about me, I have to be Velma.

When people cosplay me, it's always so, so sexy. The only, the thing I think of when I think of Velma is there's a 3D printing company, I forget who it is, but they do promotions that are just them printing out like the most hypersexualized figures possible. And the one that stands out to me in my mind is their version of Velma. I don't even know if they made it, but they printed it. I guess it's better than Busty Scooby or something but... I don't care for that. I don't care that you said that out loud and now I thank god I have a Fantasia. God you can't look up anything about Velma. The internet has completely destroyed. I just looked up 3D printed Velma and it's just man I can't share my screen I'm sorry guys you're right

you can't you don't have to go to? He's just like lifting the fur. Stop sexualizing Scooby. Sorry. Let's go back to Dungate to Velma. Did we solve the mystery? Yeah, we solved it. We're agreeing pretty readily on these. I'm surprised.

I thought there'd be more debate. This is one I don't know if we're all going have the same level of knowledge on but I think we do overwatch the video game overwatch cast of it's a hero shooter cast of characters Wade's doomfist you know why wait hold on does that make mark the uh oh you know what's the guy who hears the music of the universe? Gravity Douchebag? Isn't he also bald? No he has hair. Gravity Douchebag. I don't know any of the newer characters.

Mark's gotta be Torbjorn. Thank you. Cuz short? Nah the beard. Oh I forgot he was also really short that's just a coincidence. Cuz engineer. Ah. Ah yeah okay so we got Anna, Ash, Baptiste, Bastion, Bri- there's so many more than I remember there being.

There are a lot, it's like almost double from the original, original group. The new ones that I don't recognize are Sigma, um- Sigma's the guy I was talking about. Gravity douchebag. Orisa, Moira I've seen, Echo I don't know. Ash I think I've seen. Brigid I don't know. Baptiste I don't know. Brigid is actually Torbjorn's daughter. She is a she's kind of like a Reinhardt mini. She has a smaller shield and she has a flaily mace thing but she's kind of like a supporty tanky. Yeah she's listed as a healer, but that's interesting.

Bob, are you junk ratty because you like to build things, like you'd build your own stuff? I build my own stuff? Yeah, you're into like the woodworking and printing and all that stuff now. I feel like junk rats kind of makes his own things, whereas everyone else kind of like probably gets them on hero bay or something. I could see that. It's not like the junk rat character fits you, but it's more so just the vibe of like I make my own shit. No I'm very much not the character but I could see what you're getting at. Oh wait

there's even more that I was not even close. Oh that was an older list. Yeah there's there's a whole there's new overwatch 2 specific ones. Junker Queen? Mauga? Wrecking Ball? I've seen the hamster. What the hell? Sojourn? Who are you people? Venture? Who are you people? I actually don't know Venture at all. I have stopped paying attention to this game before Venture came out. I could also be Soldier 76 because old. Yeah, because he's the old guy. That's generally... I'm not your father. I remember that was one of his lines. I think people are making fun of the whole yeah cuz he's the old guy that's generally I'm not your father I remember that was one of his lines. I think people make fun of the whole like he's daddy cuz he's daddy That's right. I used to call him daddy 76. There was a whole thing between him and

Reaper was Reaper the one cuz like Reaper was like the hot young guy and soldier 76 like the mature daddy guy Reapers not young there were cutscenes where Soldier and Reaper were young together early on in the early days of the thing, but I don't know, that's probably wrong. The lore in Overwatch, I don't remember. They changed McCree's name. I don't remember who he is now. Cassidy, apparently, that's strange.

Why has he changed? He was named for a person who worked at Blizzard, who turned out, I think, to be a creep. He was named for a real life person who turned out to, I forget exactly, but it might have been sexual allegations or something happened where the person McCree was originally named for, they were just kind of like ah never mind hey somebody else that sounds correct i could see mark as being may that she's like the ice girl oh because she's asian i get it yeah obviously but also she's a tinkerer she has like her little robot buddy she's like she tinkers she has a server farm there's a there's a very long

May specific cutscene where she's alone in an isolated base like in the Arctic and she like hacks the tech everything's broken and she wakes up from cryo sleep and she like hacks the Tech and then climbs up onto the antenna in a blizzard and and like she's she's like a technological Tinkerer may would at may definitely has a server farm somewhere that she uses for her okay all right that's fair that's right i want to be widow maker i remember she had very pronounced ass cheeks for whatever reason yeah yeah you got that well it was more her stance she had like severe it's not spina bifida i i say that way too much, but it's severe. What is it called when your hips are rotating? Anterior tilt anterior. That sounds like a thing. I think it's called sexualized game ass.

Anterior pelvic tilt, also known as over sexualized game ass. Yeah. Anterior pelvic tilt. She has severe anterior pelvic tilt. Zenyatta just like chilled out and juggled balls. Zenyatta is cool. I actually made Zenyatta when I played that game still. Doesn't really matter because Overwatch is basically dead

because the Overwatch 2 came out and it's all stinky stinky. But I will close this tab and never reopen it. Goodbye Overwatch character. Stinky Overwatch. I played a lot of that game. That was the game we played with Manny's family for a long time and then Overwatch 2 came out and it went from 6v6 to 5v5 and we were like well and then just never touched it ever again. Why'd it go to 5v5? Because it's hard to get six people together but when you have a

game out for years and everyone gets used to playing 6v6 then you have your six-person group that you always play Overwatch with, and then suddenly one of you is no longer invited. It's fucking awful. 5v5 is like the standard in like popular, especially competitive shooters. 5v5 is like the standard, right? Counter-Strike's always been 5v5, Rainbow Six Siege is 5v5, like most team games is 5v5. It's very common. Which is strange because it's got six right in the name. That's true. Rainbow 5c does sound really stupid though. What about rainbow five and a half? How do you get a half person? What's a half person?

Uh you just cut them you don't really need your legs to play so you just cut them at the belly button you keep the top half. What if you cut down the middle? Would it just be two functional halves of a person if you cut them long ways? Is that your idea? Yeah, I guess so. It's called the bicameral mind. Or what if you keep the middle intact,

but then you like cut shoulder and then certain amount of leg? It's like a gerrymandered voting district in American politics. Just cut random shapes out of a person until they're split. Cut to keep all the useful parts on one side And the less useful parts on the other one side is just a part that can shit into a toilet and the other side gets Everything else that's useful, but somehow it's 50-50 Here's no Game of Thrones. Oh, yeah, I know some of the characters. I don't know it

Do you know the characters enough that you could say which ones we are? No, but that makes it more fun dibs on not Hodor I don't think the names are gonna help you because I just did that and I'm looking at the names I'm like, I don't know any of these You could have said you don't know Game of Thrones we could it's fine. No, no, this is gonna be this is me Good people are gonna love it mark. You could be viscerous Targerian people are going to love it. Mark, you could be Viserys Targaryen. Oh my God.

Viserys Targaryen. Viserys Targaryen. Jeez. It's like the main family in the show. You can't pronounce it. They say it all the time. What is it Targaryen? Targaryen. The Targaryens were, it's a pretty important name of anyone in the show. Wade, your grand maester Picell and that's he's old but it's not an insult because he's just faking being

That's really good. He pretends to be dumb, but everyone knows he's actually Competent and smart. He uses it as a smoke screen. That's you hundred percent. There's a really good deleted scene between Tywin Lannister and Pysel where they're on the beach and Tywin is straight up just like, why the fuck you lie about that? Just talk to me like you're normal. And Pysel is just like, well, okay. And they just have a conversation. It's a really good scene. I see why they deleted it.

It was interesting and developed the characters. We can't have that. Bob, you are the hound. Ooh, I'll take that. Is that that good that's a good one I don't know good is a accurate enough description but he's a very interesting character is honestly it's kind of a shit arc in the whole thing but he does some heat he has a big he is one of the characters that has a big transformation and goes through a lot of shit it's really is a really good... your... what was his name? It was the the free folk guy with the big beard,

really like the tall woman. Oh, um, what was his name? Ra-? I like big women introduce me to the tall woman You don't know women John Snow remember that classic line. I know I don't Game of Thrones Yeah, everybody knows Game of Thrones clearly ignore season 8 John Snow The Ferals a dub of the show where instead of winter's coming, they just say season eight's coming. I like to think that that was like a bit on set. I like the name Greyjoy.

Oh the Greyjoys. They're a hard to like set of characters. But their names look like an oxymoron. Because you think of Grey as like the meh days outside because it's like, oh, it's cloudy. It's a grey day. But you have to compare that with joy and it's kind of like what's his name leara Not his name her name leara great great joy. Is that one of the characters? She's cool. She's a good character I've done on my list I don't think I see you're on gray joy and they on gray joy you're on and theon

Well, fiat doesn't suck you're on sucks. Hey wait that listed. No, they have a sister I mean, I believe you, just the list of, the cast I have is like a lot of the characters, but I don't see that. All right, whatever. All right, Wade is Pysel, I am the Hound, who's Mark? I kinda wanna make him John Aaron, cause he's upside down, but no,

I said Viserys Targaryen. John Aaron! Mark is the guy who dies before, no! John Aaron's the guy, the hand of the king who dies before the show begins. John- John Aaron dies, that's why Baratheon goes north to get Stark to be the new hand of the king. Mark is the guy who dies in the prologue. You know, why not? Why not? It's one of those castings where it's like they're like, Mark Fischbach is in this production, but it's like just to kill him right away to pay him like $15 to show up.

John Aaron was said to have been one of the best men. He was a great guy. He was so good that everyone hated him and he got murdered because he was too good. Okay, Wade, I know who you are. Okay. You gotta follow me on this one. You are Wun Weg Wundar Wun. Huh?

You alright? Wun Weg Wundar Wun. It's the giant. The giant that was with them. Oooh. The bald giant? Yeah, the bald giant. You remember.

You couldn't see his baldness because you were looking up at him, you know. I've typed Game of Thrones by the GOT giants and it's just like, Got Giants? And I was like, why am I not finding what I'm looking for? Got Giants? Yeah, he lived at Hardhome before Jon Snow came and they saved some of those people, but not very many of them. Commonly referred to by the other free folk as one one. That's a good one. I like that.

I like the Giants for Wade in general because I feel like they everyone has impression of the Giants and Game of Thrones is that they're kind of like like Pysel like everyone thinks they're really simple and stupid and they're just like big dumb giant, but they're actually more interesting and nuanced than that. just like big dumb giant but they're actually more interesting and nuanced than that. Maester Luwin and Lord Varys are bald. Did you look up list of bald Game of Thrones? No, I just saw them on the name. Tywin Lannister looks old. Yeah he's pretty old. He has a gray beard. What about Robb Stark? He looks heroic. Can I be him?

Oh well. Yeah sure why not. He's probably bald after he gets his head cut off. Isn't this the- doesn't everyone die in this- isn't the whole gimmick of this show is everyone has sex and dies? A lot of them die, yes. That describes human history, though. No one died quite as fast as Mark did, though. That's for sure. Alright, well, we've done a lot. There was- well, there were a few more I was really interested in but now we can call it there Anyway points in no particular order Wade you got points for dunce number

The last of the least of eat what the fuck did I write something about Easter? That's pretty good. Yeah lame Captain America fast looker-upper Paul Rudd's necklace busty Scoob and That's pretty good. Lame Captain America, Fast Looker Upper, Paul Rudd's Necklace, Busty Scoob, and John Aaron. Mark, you got points for Dun Number,

which is a thing I said. So much time saved! Kissing My Ass, The Two Gun Kid, He's Older, the ghost of Bigfoot, the anterior pelvic tilt, and f***ing Wade as Grandmeister Pysel. I got a point for f***ing Wade. You didn't f***ing Wade in that way, you f***ed him in the other way, in the normal...

Like I know, maybe bleep those words, editors. I don't know. Now that I know what I know about the people who watch and listen to this podcast. Great. Now I can't even Google myself without seeing me busty and 3D printed. And I get a point for Busty Wade. Now being a thing on the Internet, I will share the screen and we will do the wheels of destiny. What are you adding?

I'm adding best mental image. Wait, which one was the best mental image of the day? I mean, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it, but it was probably definitely Busty Scoob. I don't know if that's the best. No, he's right. He's right. Depends what you mean by best, but I'm pretty sure we can all agree it was probably busty scoop. All right. Here you go How many bonus points will there be? Oh mystical wheel of bonus points? Oh Please give us a good one. Okay, two bonus points. Oh Mystical wheel of bonus points and tell us the answer who gets what and why most self Sabotage did we have any of that today? We were on our A game here. I don't know if there's really what either of you that clearly did

have like a self-sabotage or not. It's interesting because this is the one where we weren't trying to fight for ourselves. We were fighting for each other's ideas or to label each other. Yeah, some idiot came up with an episode idea that had a lot of teamwork in it. Do we agree for a reroll? Do we not just reroll that? It would be hard to pick this one, yeah. Alright, let's reroll. Most callbacks.

We've talked about Busty Scoob a lot. I don't think I called him back. You guys called him back more than I did. Do we give credit to the person who created the callback thing or did the callbacks? That's a question. Who called back Busty Scoob the most? I feel like Wade gets credit for that. Really don't want to be tied to Busty Scoob. Wait, so honestly, wait, if I'm going to say who did the most callbacks, every round Wade at least once picked a character for himself because bald.

Oh, right. And I'm going to say bald is a definite callback from Wade. And one more spin. Points for listeners. God damn. I was really excited when the first one wasn't listeners. If you're like, oh, maybe this is the one. Shit. Am I allowed to say the word

and do the coin thing or i don't think so if i if i get the one man show can i then challenge it and do a coin flip and then each of you has to do a one man all right fuck all right but the final result is mark has eight points wade has eight points, and the listeners have one point. This seems very fair. What if we use it right now to stop Bob from turning it on us? I'm not gonna... He's not gonna turn it on us. That's what I think. That's a really... It's a really big chunk.

Also, I should probably make it so that I'm not one of the winners, I guess. Okay, there we go. Whoa! No! No! Wait a minute! Whoa! Hey! Listen! It's good! It's good! No, I don't like that very much. 72. Let's stick with 72. Jesus Christ!

For anyone who's not watching, I changed the names on the wheel and it went to three equal parts. That's a lot of ties. The wheels have added a lot of ties to this. Yeah, well the wheels have made it really hard to make sure you manufacture dodging the tie. It's so awesome. I'm glad we did that to us. Oh no.

Oh, okay. Okay, the wheel has spoken. The wheel has spoken. It didn't even slow down. It was just like, whoo, nope. Yeah, this isn't as dramatic a wheel. But I won! Yeah, this isn't as dramatic a wheel, but I won Yeah, you won with nine points. That seems like a lot of weight. Wait, look how many Wade? Wait, what is that about? This wheel is incredibly fair. There are no bombs So that's true I love this wheel. All right, and that was a 20%

I love this wheel. All right, and that was a 20% So next time is 22% for the poor sucker who accidentally ends in his high Oh for no reason whatsoever one of you is starting with a 10-point lead next time my host That's why I have to go to a meeting in two minutes. Yeah, Mark quick loser speech. Ah, so I You know, it's all fair. I don't know who I am. All I know is that I'm leaving this episode knowing with horror that someone's going to make Busty Scoop. And that is a tragedy that all of us will have to bear. The sins weigh heavy on us all and mostly Wade.

Yeah, it's definitely Wade's fault. Good speech. Sorry, Mark. Wade, winner speech. You win nothing, Jon Snow. Uh, I love this wheel. Great episode. Can't wait for the next one. But I'll have to cope with the topic for it.

Oh, and Mark, you can duck out whenever you need to because I don't need you for the rest of this. Uh, thank you so much for watching and or listening to this show. Uh, this has been yet another episode of somebody's favorite podcast. I don't know who the fuck that person is, but honestly, I don't really care.

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Me at MySkirm. Huh? I forgot to... ...turn off the camera. Oh. Alright, goodbye. We'll see you on the next one where Wade will be hosting because the wheel is always fair. There's nothing more fair than a wheel. That's what I always say. That's all. We're out of here. Have a great life.

Love you. Podcast out.