Distractible - Who Want A Million?

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Meredith Mark ails in Amsterdam, assaults Ethan, explains CNC construction, then asks the Big Buck questions. Warmer Wade plows hard with his powerful tool and is frankly brilliant about his grapefruits. Building Bob, fastens his feathery nest, sees Canadian scrappiness, tups his tata and serves seary swine. From Shakira's wellbeing to Matt Murdock. Yes! It's time for Who Want Million?

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome to Distractable. This is the podcast where we're all friends and we sing and dance together as chums and pals and good people that have known each other awhile and hang out regularly and talk and share their feelings. That all sounded right, but somehow it felt wrong.

All right. But I'm with you. Do we dance? Have we ever danced in the same? We've been at weddings, I guess, and stuff. So we've probably danced near each other. You're well, so well. I did not dance.

I did not dance in that. Why would you go to that point in the song? Like, why was that, you're well, so well? That's the part where we all arm and arm and leg kick. Then you're dancing the whole time and the entire experience is a dance. But that's the part where we're all together. I see. All right.

He's talking about the You're Welcome Tour, the thing that only a fraction of you ever saw and no one will ever experience again, because even if we were to put on another show, we wouldn't remember what we did. Everyone who watches sees it every episode. Nope. That's just AI art that you've hung on the wall behind you, I'm pretty sure. Oh, that's not even actually hung on the wall. My whole background is AI. I'm in a padded room with white walls. We're like off-white. It's like a gray cream. Mm-hmm. Okay, good gray cream. Anyway, my name is Mark. This is Bob. That's Wade

We are here to bring you entertaining content week after week after week after week after week after week after week after week and what thanks do we get? Thanks, bud. Oh, I meant for me. But yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I got this as thanks. Wow That's Incredible look you guys can see Huh me Careful you're leaking your desktop. Oh, well. No, it's just Shakira's She had to cancel a show for the stomach flu a couple days ago, so I was checking it. Alright.

Just making sure she's okay. Making sure she's okay. That's rational. Apparently she performed a show a day after, so I guess she's alright. We got this award. How much people listen to our show and watch our show? 250 million streams, which is impressive. I'm pretty sure these are all watchers.

Oh yeah, absolutely. Who wouldn't get an award for those listeners? No, the listeners, you know, I don't even know why they're still here. After all the shit we give them. Thank you listeners, but thank you Watchers also. Anyway, what are you guys lives up to? Well, my life's not doing much without me, I don't know.

No, you know what I did do? Did I talk about that I got more tools lately? No, no you didn't. It's not Ryobi days but I got some more Ryobi in my life. Did I talk about my tool? Yeah I talked about my my workbench thing. Oh yeah you did, okay. No but I'm stocking it up. I got some other stuff. I got I got some bins to store my fasteners, which is what cool guys call screws. It's fasteners. I have fasteners, a variety of fasteners. Not just Phillips head ones either. Robertson fasteners? Roberts? Robertson? They're Canadian and they are squares. You put a square into a square and it fastens. Oh, so you didn't get the Robertson B, you got the Robertson A.

I also have Torx fasteners. I don't know what I'm going to, you know what I am, I do know what I'm going to use for, I'm going to build cabinets. You guys excited to hear my adventures in the building? Is any of this landing? The more I say, the more boring it sounds. Yeah, I know. I'm all for it.

I was just talking about CNC just before we started recording. I know, but that's cool. I have a jigsaw. Eh? No, that'm all for it. I was just talking about CNC just before we started recording. I know, but that's cool. I have a jigsaw. No, that's cool. That's very cool. A jigsaw? Like the tricycle and the little cheeks? Sure.

And a brad nailer? Little 18 gauge? Brad nails, yeah. Right? That's most of it. I don't actually have any of the materials yet. I'm just feathering my nest, which is what all good woodworkers do before they start actually touching wood or building anything.

That's pretty much it. It's gross outside. It's not a lot of snow like last time. It's just an annoying amount of snow where it's shitty and snowy and it's all already turning into mud. But also it's 12 degrees outside, so it's ice mud now. So fucking thanks, sit on eat dick Yeah, I don't know winter's not even oh wait. No, it's February. God is February already. It's like the end of February

This is usually the worst month in Ohio for weather I was hoping we'd get away without one more snow But of course it had to hit. And you know what? I also bought what I would consider a power tool that has a battery and a charger. Wow. And it's an electric snow shovel. What brand? What kind? What size? What width? The Worx. Worx Nitro 40 volt 12 inch. Worx is okay. It was rated the best when I was looking I don't have strong opinions about works I've heard I've heard fine things 40 volt outdoor tools are what's up though. I Listen, it's all about the electric yard tools unless you're like a you know, super serious

There was the what was the other brand green green works green works is good shit, man Yeah, I heard that's what I was originally told I was looking at the reviews and the ratings on the green works and there were more complaints and issues with the green works than there were with the works maybe this one's green works they just colored it because it still works you know it's supposed to works it's just regular works but it hasn't showed up yet it gets here in a couple days oh thank God it's here in time for the snow to have been here. Well, yeah.

It was more so after this snow, I started bitching about it. People were like, you know, they don't have I was like, I don't really need a snowblower. I don't want to have to store gasoline and stuff for a snowblower. I'm going to use once every four years. And they're people are like, you know, there's an in-between. I was like, you hire someone with a snowblower? They know there is an electric shovel. And I was like, you hire someone with a snowblower? They're like, no, there's an electric shovel. And I was like, electric shovel? So, I looked into it and I was like, you know, you talked me into it, so I had to buy it.

Alright, well, you'll be prepared for next year, I suppose. Oh, it's still February. There's still time for pain. And usually March or April gives us one more little spit. You just hawk to it and snow on that thing? Yeah, but we don't rip it off afterward. Ah. What are you ripping off the snow? You don't rip the snow off. You plow it.

What do you think Hawk to does? It was a crypto joke. Oh, the the alleged rug pull my guy. Ah, alleged rip off. I thought you were. I understood where both of you were coming from, and I loved every second of that. It was a subtle joke. You don't do that, though.

You make the joke that's like hanging out there that everyone else is like, I won't do it. And you're like, I'll do it. Someone's got to. That's true. If no one makes the joke does it even exist? Not technically. Schrodinger's joke. I call those Hawking jokes. They have sequels? They could be Hawking's to a joke. No. Nothing else exciting going on in life? This is quite quite a uneventful. Well, I got a snow shovel. I told you Shakira I had to cancel. You guys remember we had to cancel one of our shows

because of illness? And then Mark and Ethan weren't sick enough. That was such a funny thing. Literally Mark was like, guys, I don't know if I can do a show where I have to sing and talk for an hour. And the doctor, the Dutch doctor came in and was like, he seems fine.

What do you mean a need to cancel for health reasons thank God the venue had that non-partial doctor at the ready yeah that really was for full context we were doing a show I believe in Amsterdam yeah there's an Amsterdam Amsterdam and so I was sick Ethan was sick horrifically sick sick, voices are gone. So we're like, I don't think we can do this show. I actually, just to prove it, I took a picture of what I had coughed up and it was just like the most horrifying green slime I've ever seen in my life. Clearly bronchitis or something similar.

And Ethan had the same thing and I took a picture because I was like, well, I'll show the doctor and prove it. And so they called the doctor in old doctor with a leather briefcase, you know, like the the may tools. He listens to both me and Ethan breathing. And when Ethan is breathing there with him, I can hear his breath rattling outside. I don't need the stethoscope to hear what's going on in his lungs. And I'm like six feet away. And then he takes it off. I'm like,

sounds fine to me. He just, no, you're good. No, you're good. He had a training mannequin and he compared your breathing to the mannequins. He's like, well, you sound better than this guy. So clearly you can go on if the mannequin can perform. Yeah, and I remember him asking, now in the show, are you doing a lot of talking and singing? And I'm like, that's kind of the whole show. They're like, ah. That's exclusively what we do.

Ah, well then just don't do that. You're fine. Just do a show that is improv comedy live on stage where Mark just stands on the side the whole time and doesn't speak or do anything. Or Ethan and just me, Wade and Tyler struggling through improv scenes with each other. That's basically what they expected to pay for probably. Maybe we should have done this show. It could have been like the Michael Jordan flu game of shows. Maybe you guys would have had your best performance ever. Maybe, except that one time where I almost passed out

in the middle of a dance battle. You remember later on, when we were doing later shows? I was like, started going dizzy like, this is fucking good. Who got kicked? Didn't Ethan kick somebody or? Tyler ended up in a wheelchair in Atlanta. Yeah, he still blames that on me

Because he's he were doing a thing and he stepped on me and it ruined his knee forever and he had to have surgery on it I don't feel like I did a lot, but I was the thing he stepped on so I guess it's my fault That makes sense. Yeah, have you learned your lesson? I do remember someone getting kicked I don't remember who it was or who did the somebody got like kicked in the face a little bit I think Ethan got kicked in the face a little bit But I don't remember why or whom it was something to do with the dance battle a lot of people. Oh, yeah No, I did I kicked him. Oh, you kicked him in the face. I kept him right in the face. Yeah I have a video that's like the thumbnail is the freeze frame of me kicking him in the face

thumbnail is the freeze frame of me kicking him in the face. I did that. Sad that it happened. Beautiful that you got it as a thumbnail. Well, honestly, it was a soft kick. He barely got kicked in the face. He was fine. Yeah. A lot of flailing going on in our dance battles. Even us trained professionals can have some mishaps, it seems. Anyway, I saw that Shakira had to cancel for similar reasons. She was in the hospital with like a stomach flu. Apparently the doctor went to the hospital and was like, hmm, looks like you can perform.

But unfortunately they couldn't fit all 10 million people into her hospital room so they had to cancel. That just shows that she's a quitter. Yeah, yeah. So are we. Yeah, well obviously we are, but. Oh, okay. We're in good company here.

This isn't a thing that happened to me, but I thought it was very interesting. And Mark, you're on the sports podcast, so this will be appealing to you. The NHL four nations faceoff has been happening, which is kind of like a cooler version of like an all star game. Basically this it's America, Canada, Finland and Sweden, and they're like national teams. But it's just like a little mini tournament in the middle of the NHL season. And it's cool. It's like all the best players are all playing all on the same.

It's very fun for no apparent reason. Canada has taken to booing the American National Anthem. And what a show games was that? And it's inexplicable. And the American, they did that in a game in Canada where it was USA versus Canada, and was USA versus Canada. And the USA players didn't take very kindly to that. They stood up for themselves.

And this is the first ever hockey game I've seen that started with three consecutive fights. Literally they lined up at center ice to drop the puck. The ref was all, dropped it. And guys were just like, my turn. Boom fight two seconds off the clock. And they line and fought it out. And then guys in the penalty box lined up again, another fight lined up again, another fight. After all that America actually went on to win, which is just embarrassing. Isn't hockey can like Canada's thing. They have

other things like moose, mooses and hockey, right? Like what goes on up there? Curling, I guess. Maybe they'll beat us at curling, but I don't know. But what, the US won three to one, but that was probably the craziest hockey game I've ever seen. Tensions were a little high, but it was very entertaining and also a little, like the third fight started

and everyone was kind of like, it's not fun anymore. That's too much. God. Booying the national anthem is kind of like spitting on Jesus fun anymore. That's too much. God. Buying the national anthem is kind of like spitting on Jesus when he's still a baby in the crib. Nationalism and God are side by side. Well, Canada historically has always been our enemy. In fact, our nemesis, I'd say.

They're pretty hot-blooded as a people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that they're both our nemesis and nowhere near equivalent to us. So they're like a non-threat, but we should definitely antagonize them at every turn and disparage them. But they're welcome to join us.

I don't know that we have anyone in the world we can call a friend. I mean- Well, if they wanna get better at hockey, we're the one that's better. So they should probably. Anyway, I just thought that was pretty wild. Lots of fighting. Britain was really rude to us. So we ruined their tea party. So

they're not really our friends. Yep. Enemy. Mexico and Canada a little bit too close for comfort. It's like give us some space. Yeah, I know. Right. Enemies. Now Russia, always been friendly. Sarah Palin could see it from her house. Basically a US state. Which is like the right distance to be you know good friends. Yeah exactly. Yeah gotta be at least a little bit. And I saw a picture recently of Rocky Balboa and dragon dragon man. Drago, Drago Malfoy yeah. That's it hugging it up which means

that they've made up for their big fight. I loved it in Rocky III when he finally gave Dobby a sock and let him go. Old, Lucius Malfoy was like, my son lost at boxing, here's a sock. And Dobby was like, bye. You know, classics. Voldemort rose from the cauldron and said, if he dies, he dies.

He's just on the back of Vladimir Gagel's head. God, I love movies. You can see why you're so passionate about it, Mark. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, the Canada hockey game. How dare they? I don't know anything about that because I don't follow sports, but I do follow CNC Cartoon Network Cartoon.

No, no, no, no. The chair of National Colorado's. I will give someone a point if they can tell me what CNC stands for. And here's the kicker. I don't know what it stands for, so I won't know. Yeah, wait, I thought I just had a thought. I was like, oh, I know that. What did you do? I know that do. I don't know what it stands for so I won't know if you're right. Yeah, wait, I thought, I just thought, I was like, oh I know that. Do I know that?

Do I? I don't know that. Computer Navigated Cuttin'. That's pretty good. That's good. Cold Needle Cutting. Okay, alright, I'll take it. Let's see, let's see, actually what does it stand for? I don't know. What does that stand for?

I swear, I definitely have heard, I definitely should know that, but I can't remember. Okay, you want to hear it? It's computer numerical control Which I did not know I did not know that no, I definitely heard that it's a point and then forgot it And I did not but CNCs are cool because CNCs allow you to if it's a higher-end CNC allow you to mill metal parts. And so metal parts and metal manufacturing and working with metal is a,

I don't know why I keep hitting my desk for this. You're making the Winter Soldier? Yes. Yes, I am. Thank you for recognizing. Why am I so orange? Hold on. I remember whenever he had his arm handed to him.

Yeah, arm. I remember arm. Metal fabrication is a threshold of production his arm handed to him. Yeah, arm. I remember arm. Metal fabrication is a threshold of production that is hard to meet. It's easy to get tools, not easy, but it's accessible to get tools that can fabricate wood and plastics and other materials that are softer like that. But once you get into metal,

you need higher thresholds of both tooling and accuracy. So nowadays there's starting to be more accessible entry-level CNC machines. It's not a five axis machine but I'm looking at a three axis machine and it would be really cool to have that because then if you ever break anything like if your bike breaks or your brake handle breaks or any part of your car breaks and you have a big enough CNC for it, you can literally make that part again. What would the five axis do that the three can't? Obviously it has more axes.

The head rotates and tilts and things. So you can imagine it has, it can cut a very fine point, but that takes forever. But if you're trying to make something that's like a compound curve, or if you're trying to mill out under a ledge or something, there are physical limits on, you have one stick that sticks straight down

and moves around like this, so you can't make every shape you might need to make to make like a complex three dimensional thing. But you could have multiple setups, or you could mill parts that you then fasten together somehow or weld or whatever, but like the five axis literally means you can'd make just about anything which is very cool what about a ten axis ten axis probably I think there actually is a nine axis

machine I don't know what the hell that does the other axes are space and time goes forward at normal speed it'll predict what you wanted to make and then go back in time make make it for you. And you'll be like, wow, thank you machine. I think this turned my engagement ring to call anyway. So, uh, three access machines starting to get more accessible. It really opens up the door, especially for like prop manufacturing, because if you're making props and you're limited to a lot of like wood based things, there, There are limits to what that can do and the materials with it is you can electroplate some things, but you know, having actual metal parts and,

and if you're building up an office and you want to like hang things, metal brackets, you don't need to buy them. All kinds of things you can make with metal that are incredibly useful. I think it can be cool camera accessories that go on like rails and lenses and things. Oh, actually, you're so right. I didn't even think of that. I bet you could make all kinds of shit for cameras.

Absolutely. Because there's so many mounting things for cameras that I didn't even, I haven't even thought of that because all of my different cameras have different cages that you can put around them and you have to buy those and they're like hundreds of dollars and you slap them all your cage and you bird cages, batting cages, mouse cages. Exactly. Yeah. Nicholas cages. Yeah. Anyway, it can thread it all. So I haven't gotten it yet, but probably going to order one soon. That'd be very cool.

Jason's going to do all that. And because I don't know how to use that, I didn't graduate engineering school. And I don't think my degree would have even had me near one of those machines. So, yeah. Anyway, you ready for the game? Honestly, I'd talk about CNC for the whole rest of the episode, but yeah, we could do your idea or whatever. That's fine. I'll talk about it once I actually get it and then I'll have a ton to talk about.

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That has ever been played on the show. And the only way that you can get points the rest of this entire episode is by getting these questions right. Challenge accepted. I will afford you one lifeline that you can use twice because we don't have an audience to pull, and we don't have the... Oh, I guess I could eliminate two choices. Okay, maybe that is it. I'll give you an elimination of choice, I'll give you a phone a friend, and you have to actually phone a friend. Oh, well I just don't want to do that. That's not worth it. And I will, I'll let you use the phone a friend more than once.

How about that? Okay, okay. You get two phone of friends, one knock half off, something like that. Is that fair or do you want two and two? Is that more fair? What's more fair? No, you get three in the actual thing, right?

So assuming we made, we did great and we made all the way to the million dollar question with all of our lifelines intact, that's best case scenario I feel like we should get three things to two 50 50s one phone a friend No, you get you get a 50 50 you get a phone call and you get a flex spot You can either do another 50 50 or another phone a friend So you get one of the remove 50 50 one phone a friend and then the other one you can make whatever it is

Are you saying it's a flex lifeline? Yes, it is. That's a lot of lifelines! Sorry, I've been watching a lot of flex steal stuff lately. I can't. Oh! Phil Spencer's in my head. I can't get him out.

All right, so I'm going to flip a coin because we actually got official coins here. Official whatever coins we bought on the internet? Yes, yes. Mine's different. coins we bought on the internet yes yes this is for you know future fairness but who wants to be heads I mean I think wait is the head boy is it bald or does that hair got hair and a chiseled jaw okay I have hair I'm hair side weight is whatever's on the other side yep got me Bob all right can I just is this how it is on the half dollar like with Kennedy having this deep of a, you see that cheek?

Oh my god, no, he's been mewing out of his mind for that one. Yeah, George has a normal cheek. Yeah, look at that punch, that's a normal guy punch right there. He's got the chin of a statesman. No, this chisel, unbelievably, I don't know if that's how it is on the actual. I don't think it is. I actually have somewhere in my life, I think it's in my nightstand, I have a half dollar that I got when I was born that I've kept with me. Well, a real one. It's made of silver.

You're born in a sports arena, you came out, the doctor slapped you in the butt, handed you a coin and like, next. Yes. How did you know? I'm going to flip the coin. It's going to land flat in my palm and I'm gonna flip the coin it's gonna land flat in my palm and I'm gonna show that to camera okay I believe you tails I think tails Bob goes first I Don't know we're playing my schoolyard rule we did flip-flop

His hair that's Bob way doesn't have hair oh wait No, sorry. It's okay. Heads. He went tails. I lose. Who is it? That should be, that should be the ethos of this entire error. We did the whole thing with the constitution and we got the coin and then Mark is like, all right, heads is heads is Bob tails is Wade tails. Bob wins. The coin it's bad. I said, wait, what's that? I could have sworn I said Wade with heads. I don't know, I thought that's what you guys, so who is it, Wade? Wade going, It's certainly Wade, I think, if it's,

All right. I don't care. Anyone wanna say the word? Anyone wanna say it? That was the fairest thing that's ever happened, I love that. All right, Wade, you're going first. Great.

All right, here's your question. This is actually in order of how they appeared in the show's history. So if you have watched the show a bunch and you memorized every question that they ever asked, you would have a lot of good chance to get this right. I probably saw almost all of these live on TV. I don't remember a single one, I don't think. Wade, for one million dollars, on February 22nd, 1989, what group won the first Grammy Award for Best Hard Rock Metal Performance? Is it A. Metallica B. ACDC

C. Living Color D. Jethro Tull. Uh, I'm not the biggest music guy in the world, so I think I'd like to use my phone a friend already. Alright, okay, wow. Right off the gate, okay? Who you calling? Um, I'm thinking about who's awake this time of day. What? It's the middle of the day? Who's, what are you calling someone in Australia? Lot of people that are asleep in this time of day. It's one in the afternoon where you are. I'm going to call my buddy, my buddy Mark.

Hello? Hey man. Wait, put it on speaker, put it on speaker. I don't believe you hey I'm on I'm on who wants to be a millionaire right now I got a question yeah in 1989 something something music award a Metallica BAC DC uh-huh see jethro no who is see Bob living color living color D just bro just wrote tall just wrote tall uh-huh what about him which one which one what was the million dollar question answer February 17th 1989 no no February 29th no February 30th

The wrong way February 28. Oh you talking about the Grammys of 89? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Oh, I didn't watch that one. I wasn't born yet me either So what's the question who won no well who was there who was there who was nominated oh hey Bob what was the question there and all the above on February 22nd 1989 who won the first ever Grammy Award for hard rock or metal album yeah that okay all right well I think I know this one yeah yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Jethro Tull that's D sure thanks hugs and kisses call you later. All right All right, my buddy Mark says Jethro tall he sounded pretty confident. So I'm gonna lock it in. All right, it's locked in

Yeah That's correct Congratulations, you got that with Jethroull who the hell is Jethro Tull? You don't know who Jethro Tull is? I don't know who Jethro Tull is. No idea Jethro Tull Hey Aqualung That's right, Anchorman Well, I know that reference, but I don't know what the original is. He has a demon mask and a flute and a head

rappy. Do you want an absolute sleeper, but banger? You should listen to Jethro Tull's Christmas album. It is weird, but it's very good. Well, like most of these musicians that I don't know, I probably heard their music before, so I'm pretty sure it's very good. Well, like most of these musicians that I don't know, I've probably heard their music before, so I'm pretty sure it's somewhere there. Okay, but congratulations, Wade, you got a point.

Thank you. Wasn't it clever calling the guy asking the questions? I know who I'm calling. I'm sorry, each person can only be called once, right? Okay, I'll allow each of you to call one person once, but you gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come.

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You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. You gotta come. For one million dollars wait am I am I dramatic or yeah, we're all dramatic for one million dollars Editors you can zoom me. I'm too lazy Well, you gotta make a face when you yeah, there you go Which of these US presidents appeared on the television series? laugh in Is it a?

Lyndon Johnson? B. Richard Nixon? C. Jimmy Carter? D. Gerald Ford? Wow. I know generally that Laughin existed and I actually know all four of those presidents names. Uh huh. Good. Good. I don't think the 50-50 is gonna help me very much

The main thing I don't know is when exactly laughing aired it could be anytime post-world war two basically as far as I know I think I might know someone who might actually know the answer to this Oh, yeah, who's not mark who's looking at the answer to this? know the answer to this oh yeah who's not mark who's looking at the answer to this but I don't know if he's gonna answer the phone I call him that's okay if they don't answer it won't use up your your call all right let's see if I can get him on the phone I'm gonna call my dad can you hear that okay yeah that was that wasn't enough rings he sent me me to voicemail. Oh, no Well that tragedy aside. Oh wait my mom's calling back. Maybe his phone just didn't work, okay?

Hey, I'm recording an episode of distractible, and it's kind of like who wants to be a millionaire So I'm phoning a friend because I think dad might know this one So I'm phoning a friend because I think dad might know this one. Okay, he's right here. He's driving now. Bye. Okay. You know, you could drive. It's a problem.

It's an easy one. Which of these US presidents appeared on the television series, Laugh In? Lyndon Johnson. Oh, he just knows. All right. Well, I thought you might know that. Forget you're me, he said. Okay, I feel pretty confident about that.

Alright. Thanks, you just won me not a million dollars, but you know like a point or something. Is it a million points Mark? No, one. Million dollars and one point. One point. Oh and a million. Alright, anyway thank you.

Drive safe. Okay, no problem. Good luck. Oh, and a million. All right, anyway, thank you. Drive safe. Okay, no problem. Good luck. Bye, love you. So, your father was pretty confident about Richard Nixon. He seemed to know that it was ol' tricky dick. What was that, B, Richard Nixon? Is that your final answer?

Lock it in, Richard Nixon. Locking it in Richard Nixon well that's correct that's right he knew that off the bat that was pretty good laughing aired from 1968 through 1973 well he probably watched that live on TV then I believe that there was a down to Lyndon Johnson or Richard Nixon in that timeframe. Well, couldn't Carter have been in there? When did he start his term?

Also, it didn't say that they were president when they were on Laugh-In. I have no idea why else Jimmy Carter would be on Laugh-In, but like, it could have been a guest on the show as like a senator or something, I don't know. I just assume they said the president they met during his presidency. Enough chatter, Wade. I don't know. I just assume they said the president they met during his presidency enough chatter Wade

Your question for 1 million dollars and or one point in what language was Anne Frank's original diary first published was it a Dutch B English C French D Dutch. B, English. C, French. D, German. This isn't what it wasn't written in. This is what it was published in.

Correct. I am going to guess. My gut told me to go with Dutch, which was weird because my brain tells me otherwise, but I'm gonna trust my gut and say Dutch and lock it in. That's your final answer. I can't get to say it. That's my final answer.

That's correct! Woohoo! That's correct! Apparently it was first published in Dutch. Who knew? Why did I know that too? My first instinct in Dutch. Who knew? Why did I know that too? My first instinct was Dutch really aggressively. I have no idea why I knew that.

Even before Mark gave me the options, I was like, probably Dutch. And I was like, why would it be Dutch? I don't know, it was Dutch. What a weird instinct that we had. This feels like a thing Dutch people would be interested in, I guess. For the record on who wants to be a millionaire when this was asked he did not get it correct

So both of you guessed better than he did. What an idiot! And he also used his phone a friend for this question and his friend led him astray See I would have gone with French if I'd overthought it. Yeah, I could see that but Dutch was what my gut went with and I Was like, you know, whatever, I'll take my chance. Do you guys know who wants to be a millionaire of lore? Do you know any lore about the show? No, not much actually. There was a guy who won a million dollars and he got to the million dollar question and the guy was like,

I want to use my phone a friend. And I forget who he called, but he called like his wife or his dad or something. And they answered and he was like, hey, I'm about to win a million dollars. See ya! And then answered the question, cause he knew the answer, and it was like the most epic. It was a great moment. It was very awesome.

I did see, I have seen that moment. That one was actually the question that you just answered, Bob, was the laugh in. Oh, I should have done that. No, he called his dad, you called your dad. Oh. It's like you're the same person. So where's my million dollars?

Well, I'm gonna call Regis. I have a question for you, Bob. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. For one million dollars and or maybe one point, in what country are all US Major League Baseballs currently manufactured Is it a?

Costa Rica B Haiti C the Dominican Republic or D Cuba Cuba could be Haiti they eat eat our pets, not our balls I had another God damn I had another gut reaction on this one

That it was going to be Dominican Republic Before you said that that was one of the options I don't have any rational reason why I would know and I don't think the 50-50 is gonna help me. So I'm just gonna say Dominican Republic. What was that? C, Dominican Republic? C. That's my answer.

Final answer. That's my final answer, Regis. Meredith, are you Meredith Vieira? Which one are you? Which one am I? That's another question for another day. It's Mr. Jenkins! That is Meredith? Are you Meredith Vieira? Which one are you? Which one am I? That's another question. For another day. IT'S MR. JENKINS! That is...

INCORRECT. Ah, son of a bitch. Ah, sorry. Costa Rica, then? It is, in fact, Costa Rica, and we're not doing any steals, so I can tell you that, yes, it is Costa Rica. And in fact, when this question was asked, they did use the 50-50. And it eliminated the Dominican Republic and Cuba from the options.

Well, Cuba, sure. That seems pretty unlikely. Those were the two I would have been between with Costa Rica and Dominican Republic. I don't know which way I would have gone, and mine would have also been a guess. I would have thought not Cuba. Why did I think it was Dominican Republic then?

Why? We are moving up into the trajectory of difficulty because those were the original questions. And actually they got more difficult as time went on because they had to be more and more obscure because too many people were winning a million dollars. So they made them even more difficult than ever before. They're going to be worth two points. Ooh, shit. Should I say it by phone of French? shit, should've said my phone a French.

Oh, also they started putting time limits in. When did they, what year did they start putting time limits in? That was later on, if I remember, but I don't know exactly when it was. It looks like in 2009 is when they started putting time limits in. That's like well into Meredith Fierre's tenure, isn't it? 2009, I think so.

I have no idea, honestly. 2009 seems so recent, but I looked at the year. It's not close. Wade, I'm gonna give you the first timed question that was ever asked for a million dollars. And also, there's a lot less million dollar questions being asked at this point, because even the previous questions

were made more difficult. For $1 million for ordering his favorite beverages on demand, Lyndon B. Johnson had four buttons installed in the Oval Office labeled coffee, tea, Coke, and what? Is it A. Fresca, B. V8,

C. Yoohoo, D. A and W. Fresca B V8 C Yoohoo D A and W Uh, I'll use my 50-50. You're using your 50-50. We're striking B and D. So V8 and A and W were not the right answers. Your options are A

Fresca and C Yoohoo. I'm gonna go with A, fresca. Final answer. Lock it in. I don't think that's right. That is. Absolutely correct!

No! I don't even know what a fresca is! Oh, you don't? Yeah, what's fresca? Fresca still exists. It's grapefruit soda. It's sugar-free grapefruit soda. It's very good Really? That sounds great. Why have I never heard of it? If you drink a lot of it It'll give you diarrhea though because grapefruit does that. Oh, I do know what that okay. I see yeah

Don't you want to want a Fresca? Oh, no, no, no that one, but I have seen this can before I feel like my dad used to stock up Fresco. My dad's come up a lot today. For some reason, but yeah, I feel like he used to stock up Fresco, and I used to drink that with him. Well, there you have it. Yeah. There's also something called Fru-Topia that I don't think exists anymore that we used to get. Oh, dude, Fru-Topia was the shit. Oh my god, that was middle school.

It was like weird, it was the FR drinks. Fresco and Fru-Topia. Alright, Bob, your question. What great thinker's death is attributed to a chill he caught while stuffing a chicken with snow for an experiment on refrigeration? Was it A. Pythagoras B. Archimedes C. Isaac Newton or D. Francis Bacon

God, I hope it's Francis Bacon A bacon stuffed chicken does sound good A bacon wrapped chicken That would have prevented his sickness God I chill So also studying refrigeration isn't even a notion that Pythagoras would have had I don't think And what were the other ones? Isaac Newton and Archimedes? A. Pythagoras

B. Archimedes C. Isaac Newton and D. Francis Bacon I don't think Archimedes would have bed any notions about refrigeration either but I don't think Isaac Newton would have I have no concept of when refrigeration became... Yeah, that's tough. I'd like to use my 50-50.

I'm knocking two options off the board. Pythagoras is not the right answer, and Isaac Newton is not the right answer. Your options are B, Archimedes, or D, Francis Bacon. It's gotta be D, Francis Bacon. Is that your final answer? That's my final answer.

That is correct! It's absolutely correct. I actually don't know... The name is familiar, but who is Francis Bacon? I was thinking the same thing. It's Sir Francis Bacon. Oh My goodness. Oh 1561 he was born in 1561 1626 first Viscount st. Albin

Obviously and the first Baron Verulam Obviously, he was born before Isaac Newton. He pioneered the scientific method. Well, I'm stupid He was born before Isaac Newton. Yeah. Yeah, I don. Well I'm stupid. He was born before Isaac Newton? Yeah. I don't know why I thought Francis Bacon was more contemporary. So I guess it's like the concept of refrigeration here is just keeping food cold to make it longer, last longer. It couldn't have been anything to do with handling raw chicken and stuff and snow inside of it. No, it's fine. That's that's not what makes people sick It's a chicada chill and to remind everyone these are now worth two points

So the fresco question we were to that's worth to wait. Are you ready? Hmm? Yeah, sorry I was reading about Francis Bacon go for it for a million dollars and or two points which first lady was a ninth generation descendant of Pocahontas. Was it A. Helen Taft? B. Edith Wilson? C. Bess Truman? D. Mamie Eisenhower?

Can you list them one more time, the answers? First Lady, ninth generation descendant of Pocahontas a Helen Taft B Edith Wilson C. Bess Truman D. Mamie Eisenhower Oh, man, ah I'm going to I know this one. I know this one. The answer is a Ellen Taft is that your final answer? Oh, yeah lock it in That is Incorrect

You stupid idiot. It's obviously Edith Wilson That was actually my second choice because I was like that kind of close together in time period. If I'm doing the math right, that's about... Oh yeah, that's, that is a way to do it. I guess like, yeah, just calculating how many generations would be from Pocahontas, but I wouldn't know what era that is. Yeah, but you see for that,

you need to know when Pocahontas. That's true and I do not know that. Oh, to get there, all you need to know know is John Smith and then you're like okay so it's around 17 something. What? 16, 17 something yeah. Is that true? I don't know. No idea. I just assumed that Taft and Wilson were sort of close there in time. Eisenhower was way too late.

Didn't listen to the other options so I was was like, OK, it's going to be Wilson or Taft. Nine generations is a lot. I was thinking Eisenhower. Nine, nine generations. It's a lot of people. I was thinking everyone had a kid between 15 and 20. That's true. Or whatever. My brain was like, all right, every 15 to 20 years generation. I don't know if that's accurate, but. I literally went 1760 plus 140.

That's right around 1900, gotta be. Well, sadly, maybe your math will pay off next time. What year? What year was her name something, Wilson? First lady. Edith? Born 1872, my 1900 was close. I was thinking, ah, I should have thought birth.

I knew I would have got Wilson anyway, go ahead Mm-hmm for 1 million and maybe two points who? delivered the less famous two hour long speech that preceded Abraham Lincoln's two minute Gettysburg address. Uh-oh. Lost to the annals of history was either A. Wendell Phillips, B. Daniel Webster, C.

Robert G. Ingersoll, or D. Edward Everett. I know all four of those guys so this is a tough choice Phone one of them I'd like to phone my friend Jim Eany Who? You know, Jim. I call him Jim. Here I'll get my phone out and talk to them I mean phone call. I'm gonna do a phone call Hi Jim, I was just I'm playing who wants to be a millionaire and I just need your help You think you can help me answer a question?

Yeah, hey, oh yeah mark what's the question? Read me the question. Alright, so the question is, who delivered the less famous two hour speech Who delivered the less famous two hour speech that preceded Abraham Lincoln's two minute Gettysburg address? The answer is Edward Everett. He was a famous politician and- Okay, that's enough, thanks, that's a lot of information. Okay, I'm gonna call you later, bye!

Oh man, good friend. Um. I'm gonna call you later. Bye. Oh Man good friend Oh, wow, what a friend. I didn't even list the other option. They just knew it's like your dad They just it's like why I just know smart people. Oh, yeah, you're right And that was a person and they are smart. You don't have to follow their advice though They may not know what they're talking about. What did what did they say? They may not know what they're talking about. What did they say? Wait, Everett? Oh, I got it.

No, they said, read me the answers again. I remember, I remember. A, Wendell Phillips, B, Daniel Webster, C, Robert G. Ingersoll, and D, Edward Everett. Oh, that's the one, Everett. Oh, Lee-E. That's a, yeah, no, I think Jem probably knows. I'm gonna say D.

Jem, Jem. Final answer, lock it in. Jem-E-Nee, I'm gonna say D. Yeah final answer lock it in gem E me All right, there's final answer That's absolutely crazy Wow Say that that is not fair Oh Wow, that's great. Some might say that that is not fair. Oh, who? Who might say? Might you say that a different way? A lesser man than me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Are you sure about that? What do you think, Bob? Do you think? That felt incredibly fair. You called the man asking the questions. I called an unrelated being who just happened to know the answer. I phoned a friend who I knew would be awake at this time. Jem is a great friend and we chat all the time. Alright, fair enough.

Fair? Alright, fair. It's fair. Wade, let me give you a good one, cause we're running out of time here so we're just gonna probably do this question and then the next one and we'll close it out Wade for one million dollars in or two points Nephila cox-sia What? Alright man Is this a non-english version of who wants to be a millionaire? What's happening? Nephila cox-s? Nephilecoxia!

Nephilecoxia is the practice of doing what? A. Finding shapes in clouds B. Sleeping with your eyes open C. Breaking glass with your voice or D. Swimming in freezing water. Nephila-cox-idia. Have you heard of the ship of Nephila-cox-idia? I remember whenever they would give these questions and they didn't pronounce them right half the time.

I do have one lifeline left, right? You do, it's a flex one. I can either pick call or 50-50. Yeah For the sake of time. I'll go 50-50 Okay, I'm eliminating B sleeping with your eyes open and D swimming in freezing water so you're left with a Finding shapes in clouds or C

Breaking glass with your voice and once again it's Nephalic oxygia. Well it has cox in it which is like your coccyx which leads me to see Nephalic coccygia is breaking glass with your voice. What do you think your coccyx is? Just curious? Yeah I'm kind of curious about that. I don't know. I just wanted to sound smart All right, is that your final answer? Yeah That is absolutely In Correct you fool. Well, you don't stare at the cloud with your tailbone

I don't think you do anything with your tailbone in any of this except me. You sit on your coccyx and look at the Nephilim dances. You sit on your coccyx to... If you're going to break a glass with your voice, you better be standing. Yeah, you better be. That was incorrect and maybe if I had of spelled it for you, I don't know if it would have helped any at all. It was N-E-P-H-E-L-O-C-O-C-C-Y-G-I-A. Wait, Y-G-I-A? Yeah, C-Y-G-I-A.

C-Y-G-I-A. Okay, if you had of spelled it out, it would have gone with clouds. Well, sorry, that's just the way. This is... Oh, I want you to do it. You want me to do it? I'll do it. I just itch it to flip something Come on. All right fine. Okay. Let me get Bob. Let me get you a good one. If I failed both 5050s Yes, yeah, I think I haven't actually used my 5050 yet, right? You know what? I need three 5050s to balance it out

All right, Bob compiled by Benjamin Franklin in 1737 the drinkers dictionary included all but which of these synonyms for drunkenness a nymph top circle B buzz a C A. Nymph Topsicle B. Buzz A C. Pythlicated D. Staggerish

And reminder, it's all but one of these. I'm picking the one that's not in there. Not in there. In the Drinker's Diary of 1737. And I still have a 50-50 to use right? Didn't you use your flex on the I talked about it? But I I used to phone of friends, but I didn't actually 50-50 cuz I didn't think I needed it, right? I don't think he's 50-50 yet. I think he used to phone of friends

I talked about it on the baseball one, but I didn't use it on the baseball one. I got that one wrong. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you're yeah, you're open if I'm going by my slashes, because I was slashing when it was there, so I don't have a slash. I definitely ain't gonna use that 50-50 since I got it. So, of the words that are not included in this dictionary, what was not included was included was buzzay and Staggerish so you're left with the options between nymph topcicle and Epiflicated was where the two I was thinking of good good good

I'm Ben Franklin. I am Ben writing my book Putting it in the printing press Sitting on his coccyx while he does it it's gotta be it's gotta be a cause of ben franklin reasons so nymphtoxical

nymphtoxical nymph is a bad word it's not nymph, it's nymph nymph, it's a bad word anyway alright, final answer ben, is it the final answer? Yes. Ben says it's the final answer. I heard that. That's how he talked. Look it up. Those wax cylinders. Look it up. I was just, remember back when I was talking about the Ben

Franklin show? Now it pissed me off because Michael Douglas just didn't like him as Ben Franklin. That would have been a way better Ben Franklin. You doing Ben Franklin honestly. Man. Anyway, that is... Incorrect! Nymtoxical was in the drinker's diary, but piflicated was not.

But piflicated is so much more obvious what that is than nymph-toxical I have no idea piflicated what is that a separate word that means something I think this question is unfair what that's right okay are you claiming unfairness on my behalf yes I guess we don't have a rule that says can't happen, but does that mean that the punishment- Wait, so what are the results of this then? Yeah, wait. Three somethings you get two points, and I don't know, three somethings Mark gets it? And if it's three the other, he loses two points? That's an interesting way to play

the unfair rule to potentially screw over your opponent. Oh my God. What in the hell did we just? I don't know. Man. Okay. All right. Okay. So head, if it's three heads, Bob will get the points. It was worth two. Does that mean it's worth four? If it's three heads, it will be made doubly fair, which should mean that I get four points.

If it's three tails, if it will be made doubly fair, which should mean that I get four points. If it's three tails, if it will be made doubly unfair, which means I should lose four points. Yeah, but what does neutral mean? Wait, okay. So what the fairness is like- If it's not either of those, nothing happens. Right. It's to say if something is fair.

And in this case, what would be fair of it was him getting the wrong answer. That is fair and in this case what would be fair of it was him getting the wrong answer that is fair therefore if it goes too unfair by being all heads it will reverse that decision and make it fair from its unfair state therefore flipping it there he won't get double he will get two points but if it goes extra unfair he will be punished for it and he will not only not have points but he'll lose it. Two points. Okay. So if it's all heads he gets two points.

If it's anything but all heads or all tails it's fair, declared fair. Okay I think. Right? I just also want to put this out there. My coin, the tails is the lion and the heads is this one of a lady standing there not looking. So we're flipping the way Mark flipped. Flip, catch, and then show. Yeah, no flipping it over on your wrist. Just show it right then and there. Alright, here we go.

I got heads. I got heads. Heads. Whoa! Yes! heads heads yes unfairness has been confirmed Bob you get two points that's right I did it I did exactly what I set out to do Bob I've got your back you should have phoned me you should have phoned me I've had your best interest in my dollops. That's a ride or die right there Bob, you know that's worth more than its weight in gold. You get two points I guess.

I want you to know I started to flip it on the back of my hand and I remember you said no and it was like ooooh. Alright well congratulations everybody who participated in this. That was well fought. You both won millions upon millions of dollars, but only one of you can be the winner of the episode. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Right, the wheels. You have to add something to it.

I've got the wheel with everything on it that you need to add one to, but you have to figure out the three-sided die situation. In honor of Wade I'll put it who the person who bent the most rules without breaking them I don't know who that goes to that's definitely you in this one But it'll be in the wheel forever from now on all right That's in there bent the most rules without breaking them all right

And then I got a roll of three-sided die to see how many wheel spins were doing Yeah roll three sided die and do I need to show yours honor system? I think we just do honor system one two three here. We go and go We're rolling it two times that fucking wheel. Can you show your screen for it? Even though I know it messes up, but I wanna see this wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a big ass. God, next year it's gonna be so fucking big.

It's gonna be unreadable. We're just gonna have to see what happens. All right, ready? Two spins, ready? Watch out. Most locked in. I mean, you locked in all your answers. That's true.

Who got more of them correct? Are they the most locked in? Might be. I feel like we were both pretty on it today, actually. Like sometimes Wade totally spaces out and it's like, you know, you probably should have won right until the end there. If we're going by just pure questions, Wade has it. But does the unfairness ruling put it back in because it would tie it?

Technically, does that mean that I got that question correct in the world as is rewritten? That's what I'm because how far do our powers reach? Do they reverse reality? We rewrite reality as it exists. Just for... notwithstanding this episode, in general, I don't feel like going to one of our council rules takes away or adds to locked in this. That's true. I think if I had to go, Wade was also quick to answer. I will say that. He was very quick to answer. I will say that. He was very quick to answer,

even if they sometimes were very wrong. He did snap those decisions. I think Wade would get the locked in point. That feels okay to me. That feels right. I don't have a strong feeling, but I won't argue about me winning this. He's locked in.

Seems fair. He's locked in. All right, one more spin. Mm-hmm HAHAHAHAHAHA Nooooooo I like both of those That's the most rules without breaking them Alright baby I made up for the coin flip I'm back

Oh my god! Oh that is not good for me. Alright, this is gonna be a close game. I have no idea where the points are gonna land. Oh please let this be a tie. Alright, no no no no no no no! There's no way! There's no fucking way! There's no way! One man show! One mad show!

Alright, so we've got Bob, you got a point for new tools. You got a point for destroying Tyler's knee forever. You got a point for Richard Nixon. Two points for Francis Bacon. Two points for Edward Everett. And then you got a bonus two points for unfairness. Wade, you got a point for Robertson, eh?

You got a point for Gotta Works. Gotta Make That Money Make Purse. It's a reference to an 80s K-pop song that Amy plays a lot that I like. I was thinking that when I said it. Good, all right. You got a point for Rip Off. You got a point for Jethro Tull right you got a point for rip off you got a point for Jethro

Tall you got a point for Dutch Fuck you got two points for Fresca. You got a point for locked in you a point for bent rules without breaking What's that what's that bring our tunnels to buddy You got nine for Pop and 9 for Wade! That's it, that's how that landed! Do do do do do do do another wheel spin! Jesus Christ! Is this our first 6%er? Yeah oh my god okay.

So it's reset down to six right? Yeah we technically spun it at my one man show did that add to it? No because that was like an isolated thing. Yeah I think that was default I think we're at six. Okay all right okay we'll start at six and here on out This could not have ended in a more Amazing way. Oh man. Well, let's we'll see if all of your your schemes both for you and against you Wade Gives you luck in this. I'm just happy to be a part of such a great episode. So it's six and then 4747 right? Yes, we got 47 Wade. Bob six for one man show. That's where it got. There is no possible way that we got three heads in this episode. It ended up being

a tie and then Mark will hit on a 6%. There's no way! Uh huh. I dare God! Alright I'll spin the thing. Mark you're due for a win buddy I feel yellow. Oh. WHOA! Oh! And Wade's schemes somehow got him the win! Don't call it a comeback!

That is astonishing. Even after giving Bob two points for unfairness, you won the wheel spins to get you back a chance at the winner's seat with the spin and then the wheel decided in your favor. Congratulations, Wade. I can't believe it. Unfair? No, only one per episode.

One total per episode. I honestly thought it was a little bit because I thought double or nothing meant you would have gotten four points. No, the way Mark explained it, I was on board. I was on board. So that means next round is 8% one man show. Yes, it would be 8. 8, 46, 46. Got it, got it, got it. I've got it written down here that in this episode the wheel was 6% so that we know what the next one will be Incredibly done. I I can hardly believe that no one saw it coming now Wade You're the winner here, but Bob is the loser so I think Bob has to make his loose beats. Oh Oh my clothes. Oh, I got a haircut. What happened? Hey, look, okay. It's, it's a little bit later. I'm not going to lie. Chat, chat. I'm not going to lie listeners,

but mostly watchers. It's different. It's a different time now. And I don't remember what happened in this episode, but I do know that I lost. I knew a lot of answers to questions. If I recall, my dad was in this episode. You know, I'm the only one on the show that's got that going for me right now. Come on, man. Listen, it is outrageous that I lost. I think everyone will agree,

because all that stuff I said was really smart and very funny, but I'm going to lose with dignity and only make one dead dad joke, apparently. Dignity. Wade, your winner speech. Whenever I did the coin flips for you, Bob, I really didn't know what was going to happen. We'd been teasing it and teasing it and I just I needed it to happen for something So I had to have the coin flips didn't know it would result in one of the craziest finishes in distractible history

But you know what you're well so well Yes, you're welcome Okay with that we're gonna end it. Thank you everybody you can never see the tour We're not going on tour again ever for the you're welcome tour But I'm happy to announce that distract tour, we're not going on tour again ever for the You're Welcome Tour, but I'm happy to announce that Distractable will not also be going on tour. Merch doesn't exist, it's not a real word, don't say it anymore.

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