Distractible - World Wade Supremacy

Episode Date: May 24, 2024

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Murderous Mark plays in deep water, proposes that every leader fears the ides of March, and warns of the dangers of drugs. Beguiling Bob terminates tantalizing tech issues, and wants to opt out of life-ending high office. From plutocratic politics to ripped crotches. Yes! It's time for World Wade Supremacy. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm your host Wade. Welcome to the show where one of us hosted to compete for points that the winner may host the next episode. And the last one, well, I won. So I'm here. And I'm joined as always by my competitors, Mark and Bob.

Hey guys. Hello. I come bearing a message, Steve. Don't. You heard it here first. Does anyone name Steve anymore? Is that a real name? Why wouldn't it be a real name?

I think I know at least three Steve. I know a Steve. I'm related to one. Anyway, how you guys doing? Good. Yeah, pretty good. Got a little headache cooking, but you know, that's just life these days. How do you prefer your headaches? Medium, rare, well done?

Well done, I guess, if I have to pick. It's been migraine season for me, which I don't really get them a whole lot anymore. I used to get them a lot, but I've had a couple try to pick over this year, but thankfully I've had Excedrin nearby. Not sponsored, just the only medicine I've found so far that actually helps me. I don't know why, I don't know if it's the caffeine or what it is in there, but that's what I do for migraines and thankfully I don't get migraines as bad as everyone else does because headaches are terrible. Migraines are next level terrible. Wait, are we in small talk already? I do have a car update.

What's going on with the car? Everyone will be happy to know. I took those spacers off my wheels, so my track width is way narrower now and fitment on my wheel flares is like perfect. You were all right. People who were saying the wheels in. It looks really good now. Thank you. You might as well have been speaking a foreign language to me, but that sounds good. I'm guessing tires were... and now tires are... Basically. Car spacer point. My small talk is,

we are entering the age into the decline of the internet. And I'm not even sure if that's a good thing. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. And now tires are... Basically. Car spacer point. My small talk is we are entering the age into the decline of the internet. Can you say that again? Cause I thought you said we're entering the Asian. I also thought you said entering the Asian for a second.

Age into the decline of the internet. No, the dead web is a totally a thing and it's wild. It's a fascinating thing that you can read up more and more about it like it actually was kind of proposed as a Possibility like ten years ago or something like that or maybe even longer, but we're now seeing it happen in real time I see it happening in real time. The thing is I can notice it. Yeah my YouTube views It's about Wade that's right. Anyway, it's the internet is becoming so flooded with AI-generated nonsense, and also more and more sophisticated bots are simply talking to each other.

Let's say Reddit, for example. You never knew who anyone was, but now people are starting to notice that comments that are replying to each other are not making any sense. They're not just making any sense like they're talking in circles, like they're arguing back and forth. They are literally not making sense sense like they're talking in circles, like they're arguing back and forth.

They are literally not making sense, and they're responding to each other and responding to posts, and they're talking to each other. The legitimate quote-unquote users on sites are being slowly filled with bots and like random people talking, and it's just becoming a huge cesspool of nothingness, of absolute nothingness. It's circling the drain and it's such a fascinating thing to witness. I think the most interesting thing I've seen is there are, it's not exclusive to Facebook, but it happens on Facebook a lot. There are bot pages on Facebook where it just generates AI images and then posts it and

then gets hundreds or sometimes thousands of comments. There's kind of a genre of these that started with like AI had generated images of like Jesus that were relatively like accurate and all the bots are just like, yeah, praise Jesus, amen, whatever, all positive comments and that feeds back into the bot that's making it. But the bot making the images is getting increasingly deranged. The more positive feedback it gets. And now it's like a thing where it's like a half fish, half Jesus man carrying, but also being carried by a half baby, half fish man.

It's completely unhinged. It just has like Christian-ish themes kind of in it, but it's nonsense. And the comments are all still just other bots that are like praise Jesus amen oh yeah and like it's just getting to that's like it's a little concerning but it's weird did you see the shrimp Jesus one did you see shrimp Jesus oh yeah no i did see shrimp Jesus yeah it was like flying Jesus with shrimp arms and like shrimp details it was super strange it's getting fucking weird out there. Well, there is a true fire way of knowing if someone's like in heaven or not when they die.

If they die and they're not in heaven, they have X's for eyes. If they are in heaven, they get crosses. What if they died and their head is like tilted to the side? You can't tell if it's cross or X. Yes, it always oriented as if they were standing straight up and down so that you can tell if it's. Well, the X's would be like this. The crosses be like this. He's have to like tilt their head up I don't want to touch their dead head

What if someone knew they were about to die and they just drew crosses on their eyes preemptively right before they die What is happen is like some Samara shit. It's getting dark. Mark turned on his fancy lighting setup. My fancy lighting setup? It has been very dark over there. Are you an 8-bit? Deduct a point from yourself. Alright, you know, I'll do that. In good news about the internet though, they installed that quote-unquote portal where they have like a webcam feed between cities in the perfect encapsulation of the internet. OnlyFans model flashes Dublin, New York portal leading to temporary shutdown.

Now that, that's what the internet should have been made for. That reminds me of all the people on Twitter with pussy in bio. Never, never say that again. My replies to my tweets were up so much for a while I was like dude there are a lot of people care about my tweets and I was like huh they're all hidden and I would reveal and it's like haha Wade's still bald and then like the rest of them are like pussy in bio I was like you know I

guess thanks for the interaction and then the AI on reddit is out of control there was a poll recently on reddit that uh Mark should have got won a challenge and like 1500 bots voted in that poll or something nuts. And only like 400 real people voted. It was kind of crazy. Someone's cheating. Someone's rigging the system.

Mark's got like lenses and bio bots on Reddit. I'm going to give myself a point for that. All right well car update. Mark, you got anything going on other than like, I don't know, AI? What the fuck? You got anything happening with you the human mark or what? It's not like I have to be a badass I was curious what's going on with your life, man. You've been free from your movie for so long now

There's like three episodes since you've been free. I was talking about the whole thing from my perspective I think it counts wait Did you forget that that was me bringing that up with about the decline of the internet? Are you now he's trying to take credit for my thing I brought up. WHAAATTTTATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT? Mark I'm doing well. That answer is very human. You're getting a definitely human point. Mark, I feel like I would just get throw this out there. This might be tossing the episode for me. I feel like Mark should get points every time he turns

the faucet on in the tub. Well, only like in this episode. What constitutes as an on and off event? You going, ah, and like not realizing that you're wet until you're wet. I feel like we have to be able to hear it. Like if you turn it so that it just dribble dribbles, it has to be like, where it's like, we can hear the water run. Cause last time you did it,

that happened. Your water can't dribble dribble. It pours. Uh huh. I did. I tossed that one out there. That's on me. I think if he accidentally drowns himself in the tub, he should get some points. But like if I see him over there shifting, like trying to intentionally set it off, I probably won't count it. Oh no. I feel like if he turns it on on purpose, he should get some points. But if I see him over there shifting, like trying to intentionally set it off, I probably won't count it. Oh no, I feel like if he turns it on on purpose, that's fine, but it just,

we have to be able to hear the water. So you just want Mark to win if he gets really wet? Yeah, I'm just trying to tempt him to turn his own tub on on himself. And I'm doing it early in the episode in hopes that I'll have to sit there in the dampness for a long time being really uncomfortable. That's fair.

Is that fair? Okay, I'll- How much clothes you have? I mean, shorts and underwear and shirt and- Yeah, but you already changed once. I'm asking, do you have like more backup clothes or are you just gonna be wet all day? I have more clothes than this.

I do, technically, yes. Mark, we did a whole episode about how you don't know how to buy pants, so. Amy bought me two fresh pairs of pants and I've literally been wearing nothing but them you've been wearing nothing but two pairs of pants ultra yeah he shows us in the office no shoes no shirt just pants it's like all right Brad let's do this mixin we told we talked about this my other friends all are ripped every one of them except these two new ones so

they're the only ones I wear cuz everything else has giant holes in them I like to imagine you going to I know your houses probably have like laundry stuff that while you're in but I imagine you go into a laundromat with nothing but ripped and bloody looking clothes and everyone just looking over at you while you're like wearing nothing but pants while you stuff bloody looking clothing into the washing machine. I mean that's not incorrect but I'm not at a laundromat. So yeah, technically. Alright, I'll give Bob a point for my laundromat dreams. Alright, okay, it's fair.

Yeah, talk about the water and the wet, which got me thinking about the clothes. He led to this discussion. Yeah, I manifested this. And I agree that you get points if you get wet, so like, you know, you got to weigh out. Man, people are angry about the TikTok banning thing. Yeah, well, it's a good thing Soulja Boy's to buy it, so we don't have to worry about it. Yeah, he's going to save it. Soulja Talk. Tick boy. Tick boy.

Yeah, definitely tick boy. That's the one. Did you want tick boy? Yeah. You want boy talk? I love boy talk. So we sit around shirtless and beat each other with pillows while we laugh about our crushes. That's guy talk. Oh, anything else you guys want to talk about in small talk before I move on to our episode, because I got a I got a pretty easy one today. around shirtless and beat each other with pillows while we laugh about our crushes. That's guy talk.

Anything else you guys want to talk about in small talk before I move on to our episode? Because I got a pretty easy one today. All right, let's do it. We're going to build a world government together. That's you what? I figured we did a constitution like Mark and I were talking a little bit earlier. We made the constitution for us. The world as a whole is becoming more and more complex, you know, countries and stuff,

the globalization, all that fun jazz you learn about in school. And eventually what seems to be inevitable is a world government. And I just figured like the world kind of sucks in a lot of ways. It's amazing in a lot of ways, but it also kind of sucks in a lot of ways right now.

So we're just gonna build a world government and fix it for everyone. I was gonna do something easy like cure world hunger or whatever, but I feel like that's already happened. So I figured why not? I feel like we have an excellent model for this I don't know if there's a lot of legwork to do on this one. Yeah we based it off of the Constitution we established for the podcast and... Have you heard of a video game called Helldivers 2? Helldivers 2? I've heard of it. There's a lot of freedom and people like freedom

and I feel like we could basically just look at that game and copy that and That will be ideal. Okay, so they've got one planet called super earth. It's super earth So clearly better than our earth. How does the government who's in charge of the government? Yeah Yeah, I don't actually know the lore of the game. I assume some guys are in charge of the government Yeah, I don't know that either. Well, it's a it's a starting point. This is unrelated to the government thing. This is off topic, but it's related to Helldivers. Mark, have you seen on the subreddit someone did a cut of you? You perfectly did the sweet liberty.

Yeah, so they just put your voice over the actual video. It matches perfectly like you did. I am that good. I am just that good. You should be some kind of voiceover artist. Oh You have the face for voice acting my dude Like when people used to say in the old days you got a face for radio. Yeah, I know I got the insult I understood it. I modernized it for you. Uh-huh, okay Are we making this government or what? Yes. Anyway, super earth boom done nailed it Bob once held divers What's what does that even mean?

We'd have to create our own enemies to beat but then we have to go to other planets to be able to create them and bugs Gotta be fueled for oil and ah man so much. I think that's just too nebulous I don't think we're defining anything cuz how does that help the people on the super earth? Well, so are we inventing this ourselves or are we just stealing from pop culture? Cause I think we could have invented ourselves. We can do that. You know, I was thinking like we could seriously tackle it.

We could go complete goofy. I wanna tackle it. I wanna tackle it. We're qualified to do this. People believe in what we say. People believe in what we say. People believe in what we say. I'm not arguing with you that they don't. I just am surprised you think that they should. They should to me. Maybe not you two.

He won a poll on Reddit. He is very confident in our audience right now. He's on an all-time high confidence rating. Emmy-losing pundit Marc E. Plier wants you to follow his lead world governments. You do realize you were part of that same show. You also are Emmy losing people. Bob, we were nominated for an Emmy dude. Yeah, no, I'm Emmy nominated, but you lost it Mark. Yeah, that's true. You're right about that. Yeah, okay.

That's fair. At least one person said Bert and Wug were their favorite characters. Yeah, there was definitely one of those. That's good. That's good. So, we have a record of checks and balances, and I feel like that's a core pillar of a good world government. It's gotta have checks, it's gotta have balances.

You know what that means. I haven't balanced a checkbook in a very long time, but figure I can look up a tutorial video, we'll be right back on there. How do you feel about parties? Should there be parties? No parties. Don't really like them, I don't like going to parties.

Yeah, same. Too much responsibility, don't wanna bring a present, also like two party systems kind of balls. Okay, so no parties. Bob, how do you feel about parties? I mean, I enjoy going to house parties, but I guess I'm in on the no political parties. I feel like that probably because of my lack of foresight, it creates issues I'm unaware

of, but it deals with an issue I am aware of that is troublesome. So I'll stick with that. Okay. Here's a serious question though. If there are no political parties, how do candidates for anything get nominated? Do they just straight from the people? Are there no organizations at all available to rally around a certain person? Because what qualifies a political party, right?

Idealistically, I want to say that people should just run on their ideas. There should be a platform that exists where everyone gets a fair shot to talk about whatever they want to focus on, whatever their ideas. There should be a fair chance for people to ask them pointed questions about, what do you think about this? What do you think about that? And so they get a chance to talk about where they stand on things and then everyone should vote for people whose beliefs they believe should be in charge of things. The practical side of my brain knows that that's not how any of this works. And you're right, there can we kind of need nominating bodies because you can't have 30

people all running for president and because everyone will pick their favorite and it'll be like a Weird high school popularity challenge if we do this we got to do the thing that we've always talked about or I have always talked about random Random people cuz you gotta remember it's a bunch of countries right can't trust them to pick their own It's got to be random a random sm. You get called up for world jury duty, you gotta go. Abandon your family, abandon your people, abandon your country, go to the world government headquarters and serve the people. Okay, so there has to be almost like a jury duty, right?

There had to be like a panel of people, maybe also randomly chosen, who sift through the candidates to limit it down. Because there's definitely people that you don't want running a country. No, no, no, no. They're already running countries. I agree, which is why we don't want them running. No, who's going to sift through? If you give anyone an option to sift through, it's going to be abused. It has to be fully random because of who's going to sift.

Who watches the Watchmen? Who watches the Watchmen? So wait, but who what are you saying? Are you saying that like the random selection is amongst all world leaders you randomly pick from them? Or is it amongst all people in the world? All people in the world. All people. And what that does, it incentivizes everyone to maintain standards of education. Because you don't want anyone really dumb in there because anyone could be picked. This is also presupposing we have one leader. So we're going with one leader. No, that's the thing though. I think to add on to what Mark's saying, you can do the random thing, but no one, no individual can have too much power then.

It's like the council of the world or something. Because if you get- This is the House of Representatives of the world or something. Because if you get- This is the House of Representatives of the world. If you get bad world luck and you get one absolute maniac who takes over as chancellor or president or whatever, then that could be problems. But if you have one or even a handful of people who are out of their goddamn minds on a council of people who are all responsible

for the world, the idealistic part of my brain wants to say that would at least balance out. Like at the very worst, you would just have you know Not nothing would get done because people wouldn't let crazy Nonsense happen because it happens to all of us mark is either gone or sitting very still hello. He's thinking Hello, hello, I'll try simple one mark. How many fingers? Hello? Oh wait. I know how to fix this mark How many fingers hello? I texted you hello You know what Bob? I'm gonna give you a good internet point. Thanks. That seems fair

Hello, they tried to take me out. It didn't work the world government. Oh Sweet fucking Jesus. No, no not again This episode is brought to you by fizz. Hey, you know what I like changing every month? Keith? I can read between the lines of your thoughts, Bob. Are you looking for a new mobile provider? Well, Fizz does things differently. They offer complete transparency, no contracts, no hidden fees, no false promises. The more you stay, the more you get rewarded with dollars off and free data. And you can even roll over unused data each month. Try the other side, switch to Fizz. Check out fizz.ca.

That's F-I-Z-Z dot C-A. Conditions apply. All right, sorry everyone. We had to break in the middle of our context there. Mark's tub got us all very wet, so we had to take a moment to dry off. But where we were chatting just a moment ago, which is right where we're picking up for you guys, but a few minutes later for us is people completely

random, not chosen by anyone and Bob recommended a council. But a council of who? Council of who? Okay, well, you know, we're here, we're talking about world government. The government's trying to shut us down, but we're going to solve it before it does. And then and then we got to do the thing. What I was talking about before, which is whoever's president dies at the end of their term, you want them a life term or you want them just to be killed at the

end of their term. Yes, that one term limits and then life limit, then death. OK, is that for the whole council? No, no, just the president. So there and then life limit. Then death. Is that for the whole council? No, no, just the president. So there is a president still? Okay. I'm with you Mark. What's the problem with the current government? Is it the fact that like, is funding the issue? Like how do you fund the world government without giving corporations too much power? Is that too big of a question?

Taxes. Heavier taxes? No, I mean just in general that's how you fund the government. Well yeah, but I think we all feel right now that corporations kind of run ours, right? Like lobbyist groups and... Yeah, well, that's the thing about the randomness though, right? The reason that money runs the government is because people need money to get elected. If you don't need money to get elected, if you just get randomly chosen, it doesn't eliminate all of it because people will then

just be pursued once they have, once they're chosen, all the companies will just throw money at them. They'll be like, we'll give you this, we'll give you this vote for our thing, whatever. But like once they're in public office, we can watch them, right? You can't, if you're a private citizen, you can get away with more stuff. But once you're, once you're a public servant, it's, it's not going to get rid of 100%. But it does a lot to tamp down on money just buying people into offices and owning people who are supposed to be serving the people, not like the company who paid them to be an official. I think Mark's onto something.

It's to solve so many problems. So that's two. How do you pick who's the president though? I think the president's elected from the council, so the council's random people and then they play like a game of hot potato or something to make the president, I don't know, something else random I guess, right? Yeah, well is the president the one that dies, right? Yes.

Yeah, do they all die or just the president? Just the president. I feel like just the president is the one who dies, because that's the thing then, if you get randomly picked for the council then you're like, oh shit, like maybe you want to be president, but you're signing up to die after what? I don't know, four years, eight years, some amount of time. You have a set amount of years left.

So it's not like some rich person or someone who's bought will just be like, well, I'll be president and I'll make the world the way we want. Cause then they're just signing up to die. Like I feel like that cuts into, you can't be bought. I mean, maybe some people's death could be bought. I don't know, people have a price, but I feel like less people would be into being bought with money to do what someone wants them to

But then signing up to be killed at the end of it. You gotta really mean that shit exactly. That's that's the good stuff This is a weird but still necessary question How are we executing the president is like privately publicly violently peacefully? publicly Public it's got to be public because yeah Like privately, publicly, violently, peacefully. Publicly public. It's gotta be public, cause you couldn't fake it. I feel like public, but they get to choose from a list of ways.

Could be funny, could be an explosion, could just be something, some normal way that, but like you could choose how, but it's publicized. And let everyone, anyone who wants to see it can see it. It's out there. I say what it is is is every four years, it reenacts Caesar's death, all the randomly picked counselors get a knife,

they put the president in the center, et tu Brute, et tu Brute, et tu Brute. And he has to say that until he's dead. That's how you know he's dead, when he stops saying et tu Brute. Well, you know, it was Caesar who said that, not the stabbers. Oh yeah. That puts a lot of weight on being a council member too though cuz then you're even if you're not signed up you know you don't win the

presidency so you're gonna signed up to die you that's still like that's messed up a little bit and every counselor has to stab the president every one of them has to even if he's already long dead you still still got to. This is more of a human consideration. Does the president in this scenario get like a consolation? They serve their term. They hit the eight year mark. Do they get like like six months or a year to just like go to Vegas and do whatever the fuck they want for a minute?

But they'd have to be watched, right? Because clearly that's an opportunity for them to escape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But some kind of like consolation, like last meal thing, right? Is there something like that? Do they get that? Or is it just a public service? Do your duty and then-

Well, that'd be weird. Like all the counselors are at the last dinner and they're all joking around. They're like, hey buddy, don't stab too hard, eh? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh man.

That's the last piece. Stab me somewhere where it doesn't hurt so bad, would you? Can I have some of those research, I forgot the name, research beverages before it? Research chemicals? The thing we just talked about? Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah.

You know, research beverages. Can I have some of those before you stab me? Sounds like what Red Bull would technically be classified as. It's not a food or drink, it's a research beverage. It actually basically is. I have never drank more Red Bull in my life than the past couple weeks. I am NOT a Red Bull guy. Oh, that's good for you. I was actually kind of surprised to discover that there is far less

caffeine in Red Bull than any other caffeine beverage around there. I'm not saying that it's good. I'm not saying it's good. I don't know, it's far less. I knew it was not as much as you might've guessed. It's only 500% daily recommended value. There's no daily recommended caffeine intake. In fact, there probably should be.

Yeah, that's probably zero officially. Yeah, some out there have like 300 milligrams plus of caffeine. Like a little Red Bull has I think 90 Yeah The upper end is 300 and maybe a little over 300 is like crazy Yeah, it's not as much as you'd think but it's still probably not good for you. But that's why I was like, oh interesting Okay, I can have three of these and I did uh, so i'm not saying I was good or healthy but man Yeah, and then like Red Bull alcoholic beverage contents usually not good because uppers and bounders mixed together

Yabbergum Yabbergum Yabbergum Why not man what's wrong with you what are you a wuss? Are you afraid do you fear death? Oh, do you fear drink? Yeah, I Never knew that would catch on I never thought I never thought that would catch on you know, Bob you an extra death a point Thank you. Okay question clarification question Can you opt out of serving in the government like say you're you're too worried about the death thing You know, like if you have kids you don't want to become president and die

Maybe it's like jury duty where you can have, if there's like a real legitimate excuse, maybe. Because if you opt out of the government, you're essentially saying, I leave it in the hands of you. And maybe you can opt back in after a set amount of time too or something. But like, just to just as like a having a death pact is a lot. Well, yeah. And also like if you're the only parent, like your kids or you know, I'm sure there are

some circumstances we could figure out that would be like a reasonable excuse to not serve into the world and commit murder and or be murdered. I like the communal responsibility, not like the, it's the weight of responsibility. We all must, there's no, there's no way out. There's no way out. Oh, the village must take the children. Exactly. Everyone who gets assigned to this has to leave everything behind go to ace a compound a Compound that they will never leave until their term is up or we they become the president which is a death sentence

Can you get randomly selected again, or does your ticket get burned once you get picked? I think it's extremely unlikely but yeah, actually they shouldn't be able to do it again. Because theoretically, it basically isn't possible, but it is technically possible you could get picked twice in your lifetime. But if they do get picked again, then you're you're in the shitter because everyone there who has never been picked is probably going to look at you like you've been here before you be president. And you're like, shit, I should be, shouldn't I? Fuck.

So we probably don't want them to be able to serve twice then, right? Yeah, I think, I think it's okay if you get picked once you're your tickets out. We spent a lot of time on the death part of this, which isn't too surprising, but the terms, how long is somebody president? How long is somebody on the council? And are you on the council before you become president? Or is it like you're elected, you pick somebody, you're up? I think it works like Congress.

It's like when you do the random selection, you all go to the compound and your first responsibility as a council is elect the president and then commence business. Mark, you agree with that? Yeah, it's fair enough. Okay. Or does the previous council have one last act

and pick the new president of the new council members. Oh, someone has to stay behind. That's very dramatic. Ooh, that is dramatic. I kind of like that. Because then you get someone in charge who maybe knows a little bit about what's going on. What if they just pick the one they dislike the most because they know they're going to

die at the end? But they'd also be damning themselves because it's like they have to live under that presidency. I don't know. It's tough. Well, how about this they pick on the way out because because they can be expelled expel Yarmus. What is it? What is it vetoed? Impeached you can be impeached if you do a bad job But you're impeached by the new council if you do a bad job The old council gets to pick the new council can impeach you but as if you get impeached you still die you just die immediately your term ends you're out you die and if they get impeached they have to pick someone from theirs okay if you get impeached

and or like people overall dislike you as leader like you have a really unpopular vote do you die a more painful death they'll stab you with more prejudice they're stabbing so you know it's it's a matter of is the first guy gonna stab you in the heart or is everyone going to start in the legs? The severity of the crime dictates how sharp the knives get to be too. If you did some real bad shit,

it's like rusty, like bottom of the ocean knives. Like barely pierced the skin, really difficult to actually kill you with. Worst crime, you get the little knives that like are fake and it like sucks back into the thing, but you have to be stabbed with it till you still die from it. Absolute worst those swords they put in sandwiches to hold them together. It would be it would take forever and be agonizing plus it's basically a joke. The little umbrellas and drinks and the little swords with like the cherries on them. Oh yeah. Okay I feel like we're making progress. All right we've got

checks and balances, random people, we have a council. Council either old or new, we'll figure it out, we'll pick the president. President dies at the end of the term. What happens to the council at the end of their term? They don't die. They kill the president and then they go back to their lives. That's it. What are the limits?

Do we have some kind of constitution? What are the limits on like the council's power? We have some kind of like Bill of Rights Constitution type deal. Yeah, so checks and balances. We have the council, we have the president. Then do we have like a court system? Is it like the US's checks and balances? But like that's not working out that well right now.

I don't know. Oh, Mark's gone. Finish it. Finish it. Oh, hey, man. Welcome back. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Finish it. Wait, do you pick? Do we have a judicial system or what? Yeah, probably a judicial system of some kind. No! There's no time! No time for judicial systems.

No time for that! That's it, this is the government we're going with. It's the whole world. Alright, the government's done, this recording is ending. I gotta tabulate points, I guess, real quick. Fuck, you guys wouldn't believe it. It's currently a tie, I'll tell you why. Tch.

Bob, you've got... Spacer Car Guy. Sure. Guy Erdick. I don't know what that word is. It looks like it says Guy Erdick. I don't know, but you got points for that. You got Laundry Matt Dorms.

I can't check my handwriting. What is that? Helldivers. Good Nut. No, Good Net. Good Nut. Council. No campaign money.

Oh, that's a lot of points. I like shoes death Oh, and then I didn't write down the last point, but I think it was from the council conversation for a total of 14 15 16 points. That's good points. That's good points mark. You have definitely human you have party bad rawr Dion Where it is dead, C and B. I don't know what C and B is. Term limit. Cock and balls. Might be.

The death. Impeach, no way out, no net. For also 5, 10, 14, 16 points. So I'm going to need a tiebreaker here. Whoever's internet holds up. I feel good about this one. Come on! 10, 14, 15, 16 points. So I'm gonna need a tiebreaker here. Whoever's internet holds up. I feel good about this one. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Mom, I'm over here like cruising at 65 on the highway and Mark is just like. Ah! I feel like Mark just gave you the win by saying who's internet holds up to the longest. So by Mark's own admission, Bob,

I guess you get the bonus point. All no can you hear this can you hear this I don't actually hear it though no I do hear how many bonus points does he get for the water? Is it just one? Water! Oh, it's up to you. Oh my God, that's a lot. That's extra wet. Water? Oh my God. Okay, you know what?

By Bob at the start of this episode saying that if you get wet, you either win or get points, Mark. Sure, you have more points. You have 18 points. You win, winner's sheet. I did this for all of Earth. I wanted to be here and they're trying to stop me from making the perfect government.

I just want to see how much presidency- Oh, I just ripped my shorts. What? I just ripped the crotch out of my shorts. What is happening? I went to like scoot my chair and I spread my legs and my crotch just ripped. Oh my God. Mark, hurry, bring it on, Mark and I spread my legs and my crotch just ripped. Oh my God.

Mark hurry! Bring it on Mark! I tore my pants to lose. Ah, thank you all so much for believing in me. I can't wait to elect you guys at random to be part of the council. And then let's stab the future government. What the hell is happening? Why are you showing your pubes? These are part of the strings.

This was used to be the seam of my shorts. I am glad that I lost because I assume that means I am not president in this new government We have created and so I get to live and I get to live in a in a great world Uh the best world, uh with the best government guaranteed Uh, or your money back fuck. I like these shorts great speeches. guess. Good work. Congrats to Mark our winner, Bob. Good work on the second place follow-up. We have a world government kind of plan. If you haven't already, go follow Mark and Markiplier, Bob at MyScrub. I'm sorry for this- BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU decided it was going to change the way that the world works instead of us figure out the way the world works the internet dictated it because it's not dead yet just dying find the boys where you can where I said I don't remember if I said

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