Distractible - Wrong Answers Only

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sasquatch here. You know, I get a lot of attention wherever I go. Hey Sasquatch, over here! So when I need a judgment-free zone, I go to Planet Fitness. Get started for one dollar down and then only fifteen dollars a month. Offer ends April 12th. Forty-nine dollar annual fee applies. See Home Club for details. Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, McDonald's munching machete-armed Mark plays canine whisperer, then sets the stage for a truly weird episode.

Walloping Wade wakes early to hump, likes to lick brows, and is the lusty lord of the Zilphs. Beloved Bob promises more pickies, praises Will Rogers' hypotheses, intimidates toddlers, and separates via slain. From President Pullman to tool pyramids. Yes! It's time for Wrong Answers Only. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to Distractable. It's time for another fun episode where I'm the host.

I don't like this. My name is Markiplier. I don't like that. I'm here to guide you through the experience that is Distractable where I'm the host and then the contestants play a fun game for points. That was so close to your kudos for poot-poot-poot-poot-poot- cool. I don't like the tone so far, but hey Mark, how's it going? Congratulations. Yes, thank you. It's nice to win. Always is nice to win. It's been a while, so I gotta make this one good. You know how in the bylaws we have a rule that we have to have a written record of the points?

No, I don't remember that, but I was wondering why we started doing that. It is a rule. It's a bylaw and or a constitutional law. But I remembered and where I am usually if you're at an Airbnb there's a junk drawer that has pad, paper, pen, something like that. Tape? Wait, there is? Couldn't find anything anywhere here. Couldn't find anything to write with honestly and I didn't bring a pen. Usually I have like at least a pen or something in my backpack Please tell me you have a tattoo artist who has the tattoo every point on to you while you go. ooo

ooo ooo It's not far from the answer. Oh, why do you have a knife? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA I wasn't ready for that. So I would think if I carve the points into your flesh Then that'll be a pretty permanent record wouldn't it? No, no, no what I have here is not blood I'm gonna say that first. Okay, I believe you I'm choosing to believe you. Okay, right even though I'm making a movie with probably the world record amount of blood in it, this is not blood. It's your movie script.

I write really, really small and only on paper towels. It's written in... ...prale? Yeah, yeah, that way no one can steal it. Wait, I think that's a paper towel, Wade. I've got to be honest. Uh, could be, could be. It's a good theory. I mean, I did say it was a paper towel, but... They're very blood absorbent.

Mmhmm, yeah. And other fluids. How much blood do you have to soak up? Unrelated. Yeah, unrelated fluids. Anyway, I got some writing material here. Shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, a big, I'm a very big, have you heard about the calligraphy drama that's gone on? The what? What? I'm not even joking, hang on. There was big drama in the calligraphy TikTok stuff because there's a company, hang on, I know this,

I know this, Lamy, Lamy, Lamy, which is a company that makes calligraphy products, re-released a new ink, which is a company that makes calligraphy products Released a new ink which is named very similarly to one of their all-time favorite inks called dark lilac Something something but it's not the same. It's different. It's not the dark lilac We all know and love from the years past. Anyway, I sorry I just this came across my tiktok and I had to so what kind of ink Do you have, Mark? Uh, red. Frank's Red Hot?

It might be. 20- 2023? Might be. Who knows, honestly, maybe 2024 edition. But I have this and I can make straight lines with it, and that's about all I can do. There's no- there's no going round about on curved letters, that's not happening. So how do you know whose lines are which lines then? Well, so you can make letters out of straight lines.

So you can see I was experimenting with yours, but that's a B, and then a very clear W. Oh, okay. A very clear must mean something different in Texas. They're both Bob, a B and an M. Bob and Mob, yes, it's me. So I've got it here, and I'm going to keep excellent records

I'm gonna offer you a preliminary ruling that totally works. You're good. No, no constitutional violations. Excellent work, buddy Thank you gonna really suck though in like two months whenever you look back to this record for the points TSA is gonna ask me why I have a blood-stained letter in my bag TSA is gonna ask me why I have a blood-stained letter in my bag. Gotta go home, tape that into your notebook alongside all the other points tracking. Just keep the knife with it, that way you can show them what you were doing. Oh yeah, absolutely. I'll take that right through. It's calligraphy. Guys, it's calligraphy. They got rid of my lavender mac and cheese and I wanted it back.

I have more than once accidentally brought a multi-tool through TSA and it's always a very nice one that Amy got me as a present because I think oh a multi-tool that'll be perfect for the road and the thing about multi-tools is that they usually have a knife in them also they're big in metal so TSA doesn't like that very much. Not very secretive. Yeah don't put it in your bag put it in your pocket next time. I have brought pocket knives on occasion. We know the weirdest, most confusing one was we were at a convention. And so I had, you know, fans will give you things at a convention sometimes, art or whatever.

And on the way out, on the way, like to the airport, I got this thing from a fan and I just shoved it in my bag. I was like, gosh, shit. And went to the airport because it was like I was leaving. And this person was like, I thought I wouldn't see you see you but I was like I don't want to be rude I'll take this it had a whole bunch of silly string in it which you're not allowed to bring aerosol cans onto an airplane oh they didn't just like find it and be like oh what's this the guy who found it he was like looking in my bag and was like did you know this is in here what my clothes

no what what and he was like so weird about it and then when he pulled out the silly string I was like, wait I didn't put that in there. Which you should never say to the TSA people, they don't like that. That question they ask, has anyone else touched your bags? They mean that shit. You should never ever say, oh wait I had to put that in there. They did not enjoy that. That was not, that didn't go well. I ended up getting on my flight as fine, but that just that one moment where I was like, I don't know what that is. I don't think I put that in there. When your follow-up is like, well, wait, I'm famous and a fan gave it to me. I put it in my bag.

I did. I had it when he was like, well, there's this bag. It's got a picture of you that appears to be drawn in like colored pencil or something. And did you draw this? I was like, oh no, no I know what that is, wait this is really awkward But yeah, they don't think that's very funny. He thought it was kind of funny once I explained it But when I said I didn't put that in there he was like, it's probably a bomb then isn't it? Let's escalate this We gotta look inside you now Did I tell you when I was going through TSA recently and they found my mouse pad? Your Lady Dimitrescu mouse pad? Yeah, did I talk about that on the...

I don't think so. I feel like maybe, but I don't remember it. Yeah, do it again, the subreddit loves that. Yeah, I can't remember if I actually told you guys, but yeah, TSA found my Lady Dometre mouse pad. Which I feel like I have talked about, because I remember saying that and Wade you being confused about the name. I'm gonna skip it, as like I have talked about because I remember saying that Wade you being confused about the name I'm gonna skip it because if I've talked about it well now I miss the story because I don't remember yeah I remember your mousepad. I know who that is that's the Resident Evil lady So I was at TSA and they were pulling up

You know they grab my it goes to the back it almost always does because I got so many electronics in there And they pull it over to the machine, and you know they are able to scroll through the scan They're like looking through and they pull it over to the machine and you know they are able to scroll through the scan they're like looking through and they see two roundish type What seems to be a fluid? I don't know it looks odd, but it doesn't show any of the surface texture So it just looks like two blobs right conspicuous So I say to the TSA agent. I'm like you're gonna laugh when you see it and she gives me this look like TSA agent I'm like you're gonna laugh when you see it and she gives me this look like

Fuck you talking about how hilarious is this bomb? Rips open the bag and then just pulls out the top first so without the boobs and he looks at that and goes like Is this it pulls out the boobs and then just gives me that side. I was like And then she did laugh so she did laugh and I said it was a gift. I know those TSA officers like probably see all kinds of crazy shit, but when they don't laugh at stuff like that, I'm always like, man, this has got to be the funnest part of your job. It's not a bomb and it's something funny. How often does that happen?

Like you didn't have to do anything. It's cool. We're good. Yep. So that's what happened. Other than travel related experiences, how are you guys lives doing? We're good. Been up early all week, which is rare for me, but we got our sump pump replaced.

Puppies had vet appointments yesterday. To be clear, he had to be awake by 11 a.m. today. That's early. Well, I was awake before 10. Oh no. Yesterday I had to be up at 7. That is pretty early. Well, then why are you complaining about today then?

That seems way worse. Because I need to catch up on sleep. Because no matter how early I get up, I cannot fall asleep until like 3 a.m. And last night it was like 4.30. You know, you need to do exercise, as they say. Well, is that when you eat your food more slowly? No, you have to eat it really quickly

so that it raises your blood pressure. When you're done eating, you're all... Oh. I'll get some hot wings and eat them really quickly later appreciate the advice yeah yeah I'm excellent at exercise can you tell uh otherwise what else is new Bob and I played hell divers a couple days ago that was fun without me oh yeah yes without you very much on purpose intentionally we were like oh Marcus gone let's do this yeah it's

understandable incredibly we did about the same as we do with you. I can't tell if that was supposed to be mean or not mean. Meaning throwing airstrikes on each other. Well, no, it was more. Well, we had other people. We had two other people. You were as good as two other people. Oh, wow. That's a compliment. I meant it to be nice, but I guess I didn't give the context that there were other people there. It made it sound like, yeah, it was just Bob and I.

We were without you. We did just as good, if not better. It felt a little mean at the beginning. Yeah I'm gonna know what I was trying to say was Delruth and the only Ryan. Let me shout them out. They suck Hey, don't say that about Dell. You have no idea what that man did for us He murdered me about 16 times on one mission. It was probably your own fault. Yeah, probably was He literally threw me to respawn me and then threw an orbital after so I landed got out I was like, oh my stuff. Oh, what's that big beam of light? Is this Independence Day? And then I died Yeah, well shouldn't have stopped to ask if it was Independence Day. There's your problem right there. It's a skill issue

I was hoping for president Pullman Wait, that's actually his name. Is it I could remember that was the actor of the actor or the president. Oh wait, no, that's the actor's name, isn't it? Damn it. No, no, no, I don't think it's the actor's name, because isn't that one of the family of actors? Bill Pullman is the actor's name. Never mind. Fuck me then. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss That's the one, played by Bill Pullman. I was not gonna pull Whitmore out, though. I had an interesting encounter this morning that was unusual.

I sometimes get up early, just on a whim. I wake up and I'm like, I'm not going to sleep. It was about 5 a.m. What's early for you, like 10 a.m.? 5 a.m. Oh! It's like he stops listening before you finish your sentence

and then is confused about all that information you added in there at the second half of the sentence. You guys knew what you were signing up for when you invited me to this shit. Uh, I mean, not really. You know what Wade? This is what makes you so good at improv comedy. You listen to just enough to decide what you're going to do regardless of whatever else happens. And, and, and, and, and! Mark's encounter. Oh right, so I step out of the door.

I was gonna go to McDonald's and get some breakfast. Oh, that smells good. I'm hungry. Circle back, maybe get some work done. I step out of my front door, and one of the reasons I woke up is because this dog kept barking. And I step out of my front door, and there's this dog, tiny little thing, like this big, standing in the middle of the road. It's 5 a.m., and I'm like, what are you doing out here?

It's a little it's a little kind of Chihuahua mix. I took a picture of it and it was it was super cute, but obviously should not have been out. This is the dog. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, basically I did what I've seen and heard you're supposed to do if you got a dog that doesn't know you It's just barking at me. I'm like, oh shit I gotta help find this dog finds over because I could see it had a collar

So I sit on the sidewalk for about half an hour I was like I went out, you know, it was kind of cold in the morning But I just sat on the sidewalk and just half an hour and trying to like let this dog Get used to me and also waiting around just to see if anybody else happened to show up I don't know who's walking their dog at 5 a.m. But it felt like this was a dog that was lost. And so after a while, you know, it got a little closer. It kept getting spooked by other things in the area and then would turn around and start barking at me.

Like there would be a noise down the street or like a dog barking and then just go like, oh, hurrah, and that at me. But eventually it started getting closer. So I actually went inside real quick once I knew it wasn't gonna sprint off got some leftover steak that I had Cooked the day prior and I started giving it little pieces and I managed to get it inside and so I was like oh shit And I looked at his collar it didn't have a number, but it had an animal hospital I was like okay that opens at 730. I'll call then and then lo and behold after treating this dog. I give it some breakfast You know I give it some water, and it's it's chillin. It's very cute It's nice, and I hear out the out of my front door. I hear like Bella

Bella and I look out and it's the next door neighbors the next door neighbors were looking for their dog What a weird coincidence they lost their dog. They let it out to go bathroom early in the morning and then after They were immediately like oh dogs I thought I was rescuing a dog I ended up kidnapping Well, I mean that's a weird time in the morning for a dog to be outside and in the middle of the road nonetheless So it was literally the next-door neighbor So it was like kind of in the road, whereas like I think what happened is they're the kind of dog owners that just, they open the front door, the dog goes out. And I think me coming outside because of the direction that I came from

scared it into the road. I don't think it was the dog that was in the road. I think it was all my fault from the very beginning. But also I was sitting out there for maybe not 30 minutes, but maybe more like 20 minutes, and the owner didn't come out, so I was like, I didn't, a coyote could come by and snatch? No, yeah, that's a long time for a dog

to be outside barking. Like, dogs like being outside, and then it sounds like it, you know, this is the routine. But if Lexi is outside barking, I'm not just in the house like, ah, she'll stop. I don't, that's mean to my neighbors. I'll go out there and be like hey stop or come inside and she's older So she's always like well, I want to come inside and that sounds good. Well quiet time starts at 10 p.m

So by 5 a.m. It's got to be over right? I mean probably. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely You should have got you should have picked Bella up and walked out and they're like, oh you have a dog named Bella I have a dog named Bella. This is Bella. Oh Your dog looks like my dog. That's so weird. But anyway, that was my eventful morning. So that's, that's what I got done. Did you end up getting McDonald's? Oh yeah. Yeah, I did. It was as good as ever. McDonald's and a dog. Congratulations, dude. I thought you were going to say the dog took a huge shit in the house or something. You were like giving it steak, giving it water. And then it just turns and looks at you and it's like, it just takes a huge dump right on the carpet. No, it's a, it did pee, but the carpet just so happened to have random

yellow spots on it as a design. So I couldn't even tell where it peed afterwards. Sometimes the pee spots wet, which makes it stand out from the rest. I didn't touch it. I didn't feel around for it. Trust me. You know, you can taste, you can taste pee on a carpet even if it's dry if you just lick around you'll find it. Oh it'll re-pee-ify it I see. Yeah you can rehydrate it and then you'll know where the pee is. You could get one of those you pee lights. No points. Alright Bob what's new in your life? Been sick, that's new in your life? Been sick. That's not great. Did you get a haircut?

I had this haircut the last time we hung out, but yes. I didn't notice then. I had this haircut for about a week. It's looking a little crazy today because I didn't look at it or brush it or do anything. I feel like I had something that happened, but I can't remember. Oh, I started a new initiative. If you have a kid, everyone is always like, Oh, you have pictures. Do you have pictures? And we do have pictures because we have, everyone has your phone now. initiative. If you have a kid, everyone is always like, oh, you have pictures, you have pictures. And we do have pictures, because everyone has your phone now, right? And you can just, you take really high quality pictures

with your cell phone. But I don't, because I use my phone for other stuff. And I don't know why, but I found it really difficult to remember like, oh, I should open the camera on this phone that I hold constantly and take pictures. So I've got a little, I have a little like pocket size camera, like just regular digital camera

that's only a camera and I've like made an initiative to keep that downstairs and keep it charged and just periodically pick it up and see if anything's happening to where I can like take a quick video or take some good pictures because I realized that I wish I had more pictures of James. So that's been kind of fun. He hands it up for the camera I don't know if you guys experienced this. I like forget that my phone can do that. And I totally take pictures with it sometimes, but I would take a lot more if I just had a camera in my hand and I was like,

all right, pictures, click, click. I don't know why, but it's a new thing I'm trying. It is easy to forget because I will remember every once in a while and I'll be like, oh yeah, this amazing tool to keep memories around. Um, and then you'll just completely forget about it forever. Um, and then never keep any memories for months at a time. Which is kinda sad.

All gone. I already forget. All gone. Enough about that, sad stuff. We're here to play a fun little game. Alright, you ready? Cause you guys are gonna be playing it and you better have fun. That's all I gotta say about that.

Don't point your knife at me like that. Shoots and ladders? No, not shoots and ladders. I... Escalada! What's that? I believe that is a Spanish language version of essentially shoots and ladders type of thing.

It's important. Escalada. Ooh, escalada. We play that one? No, it's not that one board game, Escalator. Ooh, Escalator. We play that one? No, it's not that one. What, Insalata? No, it's not that either. No points for guessing, so you don't need to keep trying.

I was actually gonna see if you kept trying. Okay, good, yeah. No, I'm not gonna guess, I give up. We're gonna play a game called Wrong Answers Only. So I've got a list of questions here and I'm gonna present them to each of you and you're gonna give me the wrong answer. We're not gonna go back and forth on the same answer unless you guys really want to, because you both could try to give an answer to the same question.

Uh, maybe. Is that the wrong answer? It could be a right answer, so I don't know. Yeah, I feel like maybe is never the wrong answer. It's always maybe the right answer. So I'll give you guys, we'll decide right now how you want to do it. How do you think would be the most fun? If we round robbing it, but each of you get a turn and then we alternate who goes first, or is it a quick fire thing where it's just back and forth and I determine if your answer is wrong enough

to be deserving of a point? I kind of like when we both get to try each one because then you get more jokes, but I feel like the person in the second position always has the advantage. Unless the first person absolutely perfectly nails it, the second person gets that moment to be like, oh they went that direction, I'll do this. It could be fun. Yeah, maybe we do a different question each and we just see who's more wrong with the new question. Nah, I'll try

the round robin other way. Alright cool, glad we Bob and I talked about this. Guess we gave the wrong answer Bob. Those were both very wrong answers. Did we win? No, I'm gonna start. Who wants to go first? Wade does. Wade sure does. All right, Wade, you're going first. That's right.

I was thinking that. Great. I've got a few subjects here, but then it started to get really disorganized. So it's gonna be organized by category in this, very quickly gonna not be organized by category. I like this. I like this. And then everything is completely all over the place and I don't really have rhyme or reason, but I've got my paper towel and my knife, so I'm ready to go.

Wade, are you ready? No. Oh... That's actually what you are though, so I guess. Anyway, Wade, what organ pumps blood through the body? The dick. Okay, alright. Bob, what organ pumps blood through the body? The dick. Okay. All right, Bob What organ pumps blood through the body? Your big toe. I

Don't know which one of those more wrong. Mine's not even an organ. So that's pretty wrong. Is a dick an organ? I guess it's a reproductive organ I feel like the dick could be the right answer because if you're excited about something in particular That has your dick going then I guess it would be related to Is that what happens when you get horny your dick turns into a heart? It's not just blood rushing to an area your dick is actually like oh actually Let's do this guys. Hey my heart's down here sweetheart. No, I mean getting excited, you know adrenaline Overall system.

Are you saying because blood pumps through your dick, your dick is pumping blood? No pump blood pumps through every part of your body. Oh, you know what? No, I have heard that. That's actually a theory called trickle down dichonomics. I tried to laugh at that because it was funny. Bob, I'm I was going to give you the point, but for that, I might take it away. We laughed. I don't know if that helps my case or not, but we laugh. Bob I'm I was gonna give you the point but for that I might take it away Wade laughed I don't know if that helps my case or not but Wade laughed

Okay I'm going with the toe is the more wrong answer because I can see the dick being perceived It's crazy how the second answer has more chance to be correctly wrong It's not my fault I'm funnier than you let's continue I agree Alright let's continue Alright Bob your question is what bone protects the brain the brain bone Wade the trauma bone It's both a musical instrument and protects you from trauma is it when something horrible have you hear the All right, wait you get the point for that like that one Wow

Go figure this. All right. I'm not gonna do that. You think I should I could I could just give you guys alternate points If you really want no, I like this. I just here for the jokes. I don't care. Wade your question is what is quantum physics? Quantum physics is whenever you have to go get the physical done, but like your dick's really small So they have to get like the extra like apparatus out to find it. Just the extra apparatus. Cause your dick's in the quantum realm. Is that the quantum part?

Oh, okay, got it. It's where your doctor got those glasses and he goes click, click, click, click, click, click, click. It's like an ant man condom. It's not the whole suit, it's just the condom. All right. Bob, what's quantum physics? It's actually my favorite caffeinated energy drink from when we were kids, but it's discontinued because it kept turning kids yellow. I don't know why that made me laugh.

Because it's too real? You're putting a dick on the brain a lot today, I'm noticing. Yeah, man. No, it's too wrong. Bob, You get the point. It's just a coincidence you went second Yep, unrelated as much as I like the quantum dick a scope. I'm gonna go with that one Bob How do you impress your crush? Oh? That's tricky. I think what you really want to do is Hide in the shadows behind their car in the dark in the parking lot And then when they come out from the movie they're seeing almost kill them by giving them a heart attack because of the

fatal heart condition you didn't know about but then when they survive they'll be very impressed because you didn't kill them you just got right you edged them got right there and they got to see they got to peer into the beyond thanks to your love well that is definitely a wrong answer and if I recall in that story the true story of that it didn't work out so I think that is definitely a wrong answer. And if I recall in that story, the true story of that, it didn't work out. So I think that's a very wrong answer. I thought a lot. Come on. I think it's an extremely wrong answer. Wade, how do you impress your crush?

You wear a suit that's covered in like tiny little things that like poke out of it a bit, like almost like a bed of nails or whatever. And you get on something high when they walk by, you jump and you land on them. And you can leave all kinds of tiny impressions. Oh I don't think you went for it. I thought it was pretty funny. I'm with you. I followed you I climbed up the pole right behind you. Yeah, give way that well I give way the point that seems like the most wrong because even though Bob's method got near death I'm pretty sure that would get to death. You'll feel death

I'm pretty sure that would get to death. Do you feel death? Before right the way fucking says that do you fail? The Davy Jones tell me Jack Sparrow that you feel Sparrow do you fear death? Oh, Bill Nye. Anyway, that's, that's, uh, bonus point for Wade for that. That was a good- Bonus point? Yeah, bonus point, what of it? Wow, that's tough, all right.

Fair is fair, I guess. So far it has applied pretty much that everyone who's going second does get the point, but- That's crazy. Wade, how do you gracefully gracefully exit a conversation you don't want to be a pardon anymore slap them in the face moon them and then jump out a window that actually would be pretty effective so I don't know how wrong that would be Bob you just start looking really terrified and lock eyes

with the person and go oh this shit's a lot more liquidy than I thought and run away because they can't question it and also they're definitely not chasing you Lock eyes with the person and go. Oh this shit's a lot more liquidy than I thought and run away Because they can't question it and also they're definitely not chasing you that conversation is over So Bob, I really like that answer but that seems more right that seems more graceful That seems that would be quite graceful because it doesn't leave them with the obvious Conclusion that you hate them and want to be out of the conversation whereas Wade... I guess that's not what I took graceful to mean. It's not graceful for you but it's very gracefully to get out of there in a hurry and without they'll call you back later and be like are you okay is your blood all right? You know they'll they'll be

worried. That's true. When they do that that's the opportunity to be like I left because I hate you I'm fine. Ah but it's after the fact I give Wade the point. Unless you have like the perfect ass, you slap the moon them and jump out a window, they probably aren't calling to check on you later. And there we've broken the curse. Wow, we turned into a beautiful prince. You already gave Wade a bonus point. We didn't need to break anything. The point of who goes second gets a point. That was first go point point get point, right? Oh sure, okay good excellent. That's fair. Seems like it's a lot complaining every time that we do one of these round robins. It seems like it's the most fair everyone-

Because even if there is a bias the other person gets to- immediately the bias switches. It's very fair Mark. Alright fine Bob. Here's yours, and this probably pertains. What's the secret to winning an argument with a toddler? Reminding them how much stronger you are than them? How how? Physical intimidation you just flex on them pick them up wave them around a little bit set them back down and see if they Still want to talk shit. Okay. All right, that's good. That's good wait kill And they won't fucking argue anymore, will they? Might be on a list for that, a suggestion.

Mine is way less illegal than that, come on. Yeah, my other games that I've played was the Who's Worst or Morality things. It didn't mean for this to turn to that, but Wade, yeah, that is more wrong. So yeah, you do get the point. You get it. I don't know why every time I hear that I think of who's lying. No, Colin, that's wrong. It's been on like in my mind so much lately. A turn? An Arctic turn? What sound does an Arctic turn make, Colin? Backstreet Boys?

No, Colin. No, Colin. No, no Colin that's wrong I still hear that in my head that's wrong I know that's so good oh anyway Wade yeah what's the best way to break up with someone leave a puddle of pig's blood in your place and then just like leave say nothing do nothing just don't do it over the phone cuz that's too callous you don't do it in person because that's like too hard for you so you just don't do it at all you just leave make your death this is the plot from Gone Girl I've never seen that he stole that from a movie again he's stealing from him that is literally Wow he only ever

steals things for movies that's probably pretty wrong of me to do but it's I'll leave judgment till I hear Bob's genius idea oh I have the I have the instant winner on this one kill him no Bob that's wrong all right okay I will limit it we can- this is the last point I'm gonna give for killing them. Unless it's really funny, but you better- you better be cautious, because if it's not funny, I'll deduct a point, alright? So, it's a risk reward kind of situation. I like that. That's good. Alright, okay. Would you like history or geography? Whoever's next? I'm next I guess

Yeah, yeah, you're first Geography, please Alex. Okay. All right, then I disorganized this Wait, that's intelligent. That is not a jeopardy sound I'm pretty sure this isn't geography, but it's in the geography session. All right. No, no. If it's in the section, I'm sure it's related.

Yeah. Which one's Jeopardy? Why did you do the John Cena meme? To be honest, I thought that was the Drew Carey hosted thing. What was it? Oh, no. Yeah. That was also kind of Price is Right.

Not well done. To be honest, I thought that was the Drew Carey hosted thing. What was it? Oh, no. Yeah, that was also kind of Price is Right. Not well done. Anyway, I don't know why this is here, but it says what's the square root of 144? You know, geography. Shit. Wait, hang on. I know this. No, I don't know if I remember this. Well, it's definitely 14 all right Wade what's how many times I pound your mom per square

inch fuck you know stop they should come back to sense that everyone's the well I thought one of you were gonna say I just kill him. I thought I really would have laughed really. It's way too soon for that. Yeah, too soon for the rule of threes, man. Anyway, Bob. No, wait, Wade, you're more wrong. You're wrong. I give you the- I have to give you the point. You're not fucking my mom. Ugh, thanks. I got the only one giving it, Mark. No, he's wrong, Bob. He's wrong. You're right. You're right.

Oh, okay. I wasn't right though. Yeah, but Wade gets the point, even though that means he's wrong, so he's not. It's okay, Bob, he doesn't know that I'm right. But he can still be, we're both wrong, he's still wrong. This is not the most wrong. You guys think I'm wrong?

All right, Wade, here, this'll be right up your alley. What makes abstract art art? What is abstract art? It's whenever you have a bigger one and you take a smaller one from it and then you see what's left Well, I'm confused which I think is what a wrong answer would give me Bob It's a brand of test breakfast toaster pastries. That's cut into random shapes. They're called abstract arts all right Bob all right you get the point it was funny but i know how Wade feels that was a very begrudging funny reaction all right Bob why do we humans have eyebrows uh because God made the prototype without any eyebrows and then looked at it and was like whoa Fucking how do I fix this shit? God damn we landed on eyebrows eventually. That's good. That's good

Wait, you need something to lick before you move down to suck on the nose. That's that what you do with Mark's mom No Bob, that's wrong! Well you never give it a nose job guys? I don't want to give anyone points there. I think I'm just gonna skip that one. Editors, cut that one out. We don't need that one in here at all. Yeah we do. No we don't.

Yes we do. No one gets a point for that one. Yes we do. No, we don't. Yes, we do. No one gets a point for that one. Yes, I do. Wade. Whomst? Wood? Howst? What's the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse?

Uh, fuck all the zombies. If they're interested in you sexually, they're less likely to bite as long as you have a safe word. All of them? Do you have to? All of them? Takes a lot of stamina, I guess. I guess if you want to survive, I suppose.

All of them? Dude, The Walking Dead's a lot more interesting if we're everyone's walking around Like John Wayne, how does John wait and walk around? Wait? He walks like he just got off a horse bow-legged. Ah I get it. I see Bob. How do you survive a zombie apocalypse? Oh kill him No, Bob, that's right No, Bob, that's right! All right, we'll get some boy for that. Ah, but it was funny! It was right- this isn't about what's funny!

This is about who's more wrong! You said you would deduct points unless it was really funny. Yes, that doesn't mean I need to give you. I'm not deducting points from you because it was funny, but it did not win. Both can exist at the same time. Wow. Editors, play an interlude. Boop, boop, boop, boop.

Da, da, da, da. You gotta do this, Mark. You gotta do the thing. Da, da, da, da, da. Object Permanent, where'd he go? There he is, where'd he go? There he is, where'd he go? There he is. I had more listed here.

I don't know where they went. Hold on. Keep the, keep it, keep going. Keep, keep the. Da, da, da, da, da. I'm gonna turn my fan on really quick while we're interleaving don't turn it I'm gonna turn our fans on real quick. See these bad boys. You could be licking Who's going I forget Bob me, okay

What should you do if you get lost hiking in the wilderness? Your best case scenario would be to go to your buddy Bigfoot's house, knock on the door, just let him in, maybe use the phone to call your mom, or just hang out and eat pizza rolls until the next morning. You'll have time to hike your way out. That's good. That's a good answer. Call up your buddy Bigfoot. Okay, Wade, how do you survive if you're lost hiking in the wilderness? You lay on the ground, you look up at the sky, you see where the the Sun is and you fucking die because you're a bad hiker and a worse person I feel like that's not that different than kill him. I feel like he went right back for the same. That's not there's no them It's the same joke with with different words. No, it's not kill them kill them except them M is spelled backwards M E

Yeah, you're just dying your dying is not the same as killing probably kill kill my damn It's a moral question killing versus letting die but killing Your dying is not the same as killing probably. Kill, kill my. Die him. It's a moral question. Killing versus letting die, but killing versus dying is different. Oh God, we're getting philosophical. Bob, I'm giving you the point. But wait.

Yay. I don't have any other argument. I just wanted you to wait. Bob, how do you unclog a sink? Yeah, I just went first. Wait, how do you unclog a sink? Put your mouth over the hole and suck all that shit right out. All right, Bob. How do you unclog a sink? Put your mouth over the hole. And suck all that shit right out.

All right, Bob, how do you unclog a sink? Puppies. Expound. I don't think that needs explanation, but. We require expoundations. If you get puppies that are small enough, you just take them and you totally unscrew that little non-fact, that little drain cover

on the top of most sinks just unscrews right off of there And then you just take the puppies if you're really nice You could lube them up with some spit or something if you want But it's wet in there so it's and there's probably water in the sink if you're on clogging the pipe You just got to get them all flattened out and then Shoop And just keep putting them in till the clog goes away and then the puppies and the clog just wash right down the drain All right, Bob you get the point for that, but I don't like it.

I liked Wade's, yours was the funnier one. That one, sad and upsetting. Thank you. I don't mind, what's hilarious? You can kill as many puppies as you want, it's theoretical! Oh, be careful, you're going into kill'em territory! I can take it away! Bye.

They probably survive, let's be real, puppies are very resilient. You know, they live in the sewers now. Okay, alright then. Maybe they'll meet a friendly kinkajou who raises them to be ninjas Oh what and his name will be terror the kinkajou. All right, uh, wait your question What does the B stand for in BLT? Bob Seger who's that Bob Bob Seger Seger? That's it American singer songwriter Bob Seger Did you put him with some lemons and tomatoes

between two buns and you go to town. Bob, who is that? Bob Seeger, he wrote the song Old Time Rock and Roll and also Like a Rock from the truck commercials, Like a Rock. I don't know why he came to my mind, but I pictured him with some lemons and tomato. I know it's not supposed to be lemons,

but I pictured him with lemons and tomatoes on a toasted bun. Okay, okay All right. Okay. All right. I feel like Bob. I feel like Wade's mind is quite sexualized today. Is Bob singer sexual? I mean, he's he's like a rock star guy or something I don't know. Well the way you were describing it It sounds like it you said sandwiched in between was it the phrase toasted buns are lemons sexual? The way you said it. I don't know if it's just everything you say, but it came out quite sit

Hey, wait Bob. What does the B stand for in BLT? books Which one's more wrong? Stands for books, I know it's not funny. I'm trying to give you a wrong answer. Books or Bob Singer. Mark, you know how you do comedy? You don't try and be funny, okay? You just respond and react honestly. And honestly, the B stands for books.

And I think we can all agree on that. I don't, the comedy is not because I tried to be clever. It's just funny, because that's what I think. Wade gets the point. Wow. To be fair, Bob, I thought yours was funny. It's not about the funny. What's the rule? You Wade gets the point. Wow. To be fair Bob, I thought yours was funnier. IT'S NOT ABOUT THE RULES! What's the rule? You never explained the rules to this. I did! It's in the name!

He did. He did explain the rules. To be fair. I wasn't listening. Bob, what is cryptocurrency? It's the thing that Super Bro is most weak to. That one's not gonna land at all. Oh wait, yeah, Mark's there. Mark's with me! I getcha. Get it? Crypto Knight, cryptocurrency, super pro. Yeah no that one didn't. Wade can have this point that's fair. No there's a lot of people

right now and I want to pull on the subreddit of who's going to- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- I want to- everyone who just went- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH when they're listening to this I want them to who just went oh Okay This I want them to post on the subreddit alright wait What is cryptocurrency? That's when you break into a cemetery you go into the mausoleum with a crypt you grab the body and you sell it Grave-robbing no mark cryptocurrency crypt. Oh currency never watched the move the show tales from the crypto It's gonna be that's gonna be a documentary about the death of cryptocurrency in 25 years called Tales from the Crypto, a reference that nobody understands, but it'll be funny to us. I'll get it.

Bob, you get the point for that. All right. Wasn't he right? What? Excuse me. What you pretty much correct. That's what I think of when I hear that phrase. Super bro.

Real super bros make millions on Crypto Bro. Diamond hands. Never, never sell. Hold strong, brothers. Oh, I hear bro and I hear crypto. And I'm like, oh, yes, the two are connected. Wade, this will be right up your alley. How do you make water wetter, more wet?

Have it go through a couple of your ceilings and floors by the time it gets to the bottom. It is as wet as it can be. And so are you in more ways than one. Good answer. Good answer. Bob, how can you make water more wet, wetter? I mean, it's hard to know for sure, but you just got to follow your instincts and do what seems right in the moment. And every once in a while, you just got to look up and lock eyes and say, you close, you close? That's how you'll know.

That's sound advice for everyone, but for here We're looking for wrong answers and that's that would be the very correct answer wait as far as I know Your house no longer has such water related issues, so your answer was much more wrong I hope you're right. I'm right then I'm gonna sneak into your house and just start putting garden hoses in through the walls so water starts spilling out everywhere. Yeah, I'm gonna say this if this turns out to be the game-winning point and your house does suddenly flood again multiple times in a disastrous manner such that the Drowned Man 2 should be made and would be made. I will

retroactively change this one point and I'm gonna make a distinction right here. Interesting. How you gonna write that with your knife? I can make an arrow...ish. I'm almost...well I'm kinda missed but you know it's right there. Wow you really are key- I'm impressed buddy that looks really good. Okay, who's turn? I don't remember. Me? Yeah Bob is it?

Yeah me, yeah. Bob how do you jump start a car with a dead battery? Um...I can't be that well if I hadn't laughed I would have given you a blank stare and said life it But I started laughing already and it kind of spoiled the whole thing So I'm gonna go ahead and just say that if you put a little Little banana in the tailpipe that'll get the car going real fast Man, if only you go with life them. I don't think that would have worked that well. I, it would, it would, it would, it would.

Wade. Death-um. What? I'm sorry, was that Davy Jones saying death? I started like the opposite of life-um, because I thought you said life-um. I was really open, Wade, you would just steal it and just look me dead in the eye and go, life-um.

I really was. I was gonna, that's why I went with death. My real answer that I thought of before I made my joke was frogs in a bag. What kind of bag? Is it blocked? You don't want them to get out. Are they dead already or are they alive

when you put them in? It doesn't matter as long as they're prepared correctly. Bob, even if you said life on it, it would have been the right answer, because technically. Well, I didn't, so. I like to death, life on, death on. Help me, Jack Sparrow, do you like life on?

Silence you, silence you. Imagine Davy Jones doing a life alert commercial. Wait, how do you prepare for a job interview and or how do you nail a job interview? With a hammer. That's the right answer. I win by default. Yeah, but you don't even answer. What do you want to answer? I was just gonna say you don't be the awesome person you are and you'll get the job kind of loser doesn't get a job

But the interview that seems like a right answer. Yeah, that'll definitely work. Everyone out there should follow that advice That's the correct answer on how to get a job depends on the job Like we know a lot about jobs and job interviews I think if you bring a hammer to a job interview unless you're trying to be a construction worker, you're less likely to get it All right. That's a case. That's a case way just oh, yeah. Oh right Wade. to be a construction worker, you're less likely to get it. All right, that's a case, that's a case. Wade, just, oh yeah, all right, Wade. It was a construction site job interview. You gave the more right answer,

and Bob at a construction site confidence will not get you that job, you're right. Do you, are you more likely to get the answer if you bring a hammer? Bobby, get the point. No, this one is biased, because I really, really, really didn't want to give you the point for the Hammer I like marks reasoning and I also like the idea that way thinks if you're trying to get a job in construction

You just show up to the interview with like the foreman or the guy who wants the company or whatever and when they're like All right, so why do you want to work in construction? You just reaching your back thing and you're like And the guy will be like well, he's got the hammer. Thank God. He wasn't being himself Look, I I went into my deck building job with no tools at all. What do you mean you had you? Exactly. I went in with confidence But also he made it very clear that I needed to very quickly buy my own tools cuz he I couldn't just borrow his so I walked away from my first day with negative just borrow his. So I walked away from my first day with negative $400 in gross proceeds because turns out tools, and my dad was very much like, don't buy shitty tools because if you buy good

tools they'll last you a lifetime. And he's right, that's a good point. And you've spent your whole life building decks. Here's what you do, you buy my tools Mark and then you go and you find five other people to buy my tools and you get 10% of the profits from them buying my tools. You get them to buy even more tools, and you get a cut of those profits, then I get a cut of the profits from those profits. You're making a- And we just keep selling tools, and eventually you'll work your way up the triangular prism, until we're all rich.

So you want to make a not pyramid scheme out of tool selling? I prefer to call it an inverted upside down pyramid scheme. Yeah, it's a trickle down pyramid. Before I got here I watched an hour long video. Vitter. Vitter? I watched one of them vitters on your term. On spinners.

I got those smashed together and not gonna rip it What is it Beyblades not like that? It's the physics physics concept of spin ors Similar to vectors with spinners or Beyblades. I think a bop it. I don't know what the relation to this was Yeah, I thought you were gonna say you watched our long video on pyramid schemes or something No, the inverted pyramid so it was like talking about spinners and how they they illustrate like a Concept of reality that is very crucial to physics. So anyway, it's over. Oh, okay. We're all done here Lincoln logs tabulating the points we have Bob

nine points and weighed with ten Bob, nine points and Wade with 10, but we've got this point right here. That's the indeterminate point. So if Wade's house floods in the future, Bob, we have written record that that win should be turned over to you because it would be retroactively future actively true.

So does any water damage count as flooding? What counts as flooding? No, it's gotta be catastrophic. Nature has to just obliterate your house with water. Like devastation, every toilet kind of erupting into poop tornadoes just splattering all over the ceiling and then exploding out below the whole floor every I want every toilet that's on a higher floor to go Comically like a you sawed through nature sawed through it and just down to the next toilet down to the next toilet

What'd you recommend for that mark like a sawzall something? Yeah, you want to get good equipment You don't want to get cheap one. You want one that'll last you for like many, many years of torment. Of natural torment. Interesting, interesting. But Wade, congratulations! You win! Thank you. Is this my time to speech or just thank you? Do you want to just- I would love one.

If you or a loved one have ever licked eyebrows and sucked noses, let me know, because I am curious if that's a thing. Thank you for your time. Alright, good winner speech. Really encapsulated the feeling of victory and the stakes here and the struggle to fight through. Bob, I know you said you're not doing loser speeches. I'm not giving a loser speech today because this episode is not done. I know that we're done creating the points and the potential future result of this episode, but until Wait House does or does not mysteriously get flooded by some sort of zah-zah wielding madman, but the wind is up in the air and thus I feel like I'm not

lit. I'm not a loser and I don't have to give a loser's speech. So I look forward to the day where I or some force of nature completely unrelated to me does the deed and makes Wade pay for what he's done. I mean, tragically floods his house again in an unrelated incident. And it's unlikely that that would happen. It is very unlikely. Almost impossible. It's almost impossible that that would happen. Yeah, but as we know, even the impossible can be possible. Low probability events do happen, especially if I make them.

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