Two In The Think Tank - 118 - Ryan Gosling (with Guest Joel Duscher!)
Episode Date: January 24, 2018This week, Sanspants Radio dude Joel Duscher drops by to be our first guest reporter of 2018! And he reports on his favourite person... heart throb Ryan Gosling! It's a long and tangent filled epsiode... (don't say we didn't warn you) but it's a lot of bloody fun. Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPodSubmit a topic idea directly to the hat: http://bit.ly/DoGoOnHat Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.comCheck out Joel's podcast (and many others!) : http://www.sanspantsradio.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello and welcome to another episode of DoGo One. My name is Dave Warner here and I'm joined by my two faithful pals, Jess and Matt. We are not faithful. I've been fucking around on
your day. I've been pawning around on your day. I'm on eight other podcasts. Well, if I could
fuck around, I would, but I can't. So I'm stuck with you and, you know what,
we've got a special guest here today,
which is a rare occurrence for us,
but very exciting to welcome from SansPans Radio.
You know him, it's Joel Dusha.
Hey guys, how's it going?
Thanks for watching, having me.
You know him.
Who are you talking to?
I'm recording.
I mean, you know I do know him.
Yeah, you've been potting around behind my back on his pot.
I have, I've pototted with the douche.
Twice.
You have twice, both great episodes, great times.
Yeah, we're great times.
I'm gonna be just saying that, can you say?
I found out that, and people have told me a few times
since that your pod, it has a lot to do with fucking animals.
So there's been a recent trend of, yeah,
because obviously we don't start episodes like that.
There's been a recent trend of the other two
in the podcast, Jackson and Joel Zammett.
Following just like, we'd be like,
all right, cool, all right, so which dog should have a super power?
And then we'd be talking for like 20 minutes
and all of a sudden someone would be like,
yeah, but what would that make the dick like?
And then all of a sudden we're talking about Dogdick.
And it happened with your episode,
but also we had Al from a two-in-a-thing take on recently
and exactly the same thing happened.
I was straight to Dogdick.
Well, he, it was his fault this time
because we were doing an episode.
Actually, it wouldn't have come out yet,
so he's a bit of a sneak peek.
Oh.
It was which fictional character doesn't have a dog,
but she would have a dog.
And that was the topic.
I love it.
Forest Gump.
Good answer.
He should definitely have a dog.
Why me like, he would be well exercised
from when he like walked across.
Totally.
And I think, like, I think at times, he's quite lonely.
Yeah, I think he'd probably kill the dog
by giving a chocolate.
No, no, he's not, well, he's a simple man,
but he's not an idiot.
Well, it's hard to say like,
everyone should go back and watch Faras go and
put an imagine if there was a dog there
and just see what happened.
Yeah, imagine it watching the ping pong,
going backwards and forwards.
Oh, I'd love it.
I'm imagining a Labrador too, by the way.
Or maybe like a, maybe a Beagle.
See, I was imagining a small fluffy dog.
Ah, interesting.
So the dog's smaller fluffy, but what's its dick like?
Yeah.
Now it's pretty much like an episode of Pullman the Dats.
Yeah, they're good.
But yeah, it's pretty much what happened in that episode was,
things were fine for about 25 minutes,
where we'll have a great time.
And then we spoke about Spider-Man and then we were just saying
dog Spider-Man and then we were worried about, because like a man climbing a wall versus
a dog walking up a wall, you'd be just like looking at a window at...
And then things just got...
Well, I don't know if it's on control from there.
So the spandex.
Well, I tried to suggest that and then then, unfortunately, the other two boys,
three boys, Alistair was to play him for this too.
Always.
Yeah, and with it, it was...
Al is a real yes man.
Yes, and man.
He's a yes-and man.
He's and a man.
Yes and more, dog dick.
But yeah, um...
If you haven't listened to probably the Death Star, it's worth a listen.
It's not all just dog genitalia.
We've been talking about other animals too.
Though any episode with dog dick is a good jumping off point.
Yeah, well any episode that Matt was on, and also any episode that Al appears on, which
one has come out, and we're releasing another one with him on it.
Dave was on an episode a couple of years ago as well.
He was on Shut Up a Second.
Yeah, that was good fun. we're releasing another one with him on it. Dave was on an episode a couple of years ago as well. He was on Shut Up a second.
Yeah, that was good fun.
Which I was gonna bring up today.
About good.
Because the day that we recorded that episode
was also the day that you got the do-go on art.
Ah man.
I remember, because Dave was talking to us
about like launching a podcast.
Yeah, that's right.
And I showed, I was like, is this logo okay?
Because I made it.
And I'm no Photoshop genius.
You're pretty good.
Yeah. Thank you. You do all our Photoshop stuff. I am a Photoshop and I'm no photoshop genius. You're pretty good. Yeah.
Thank you, Thomas.
You do all our photoshop stuff.
I am a photoshopsevant, just not a genius.
So yeah, if someone goes back through the Shut Up a Second Archives,
Birds and Birds Part 2, is there any birds left?
The two, two very, very good episodes.
You had it.
Often cited by our fans as some of the best.
I had a lot of fun though.
I did not know at the time that Flamingo's can fly
and that's embarrassing.
Yeah, actually.
Not ever since.
Yeah, we get, we actually got a really angry tweet
from Mr. Sunday movies.
Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes.
Thank you.
It was like, Flamingo's can fly, you dumb fox.
But then deleted it because in the episode,
we end up watching a video
Flamingo flying by like, oh!
I love it.
I love the podcast we go go early on a angry tweet
That one ever listen to the end of the episode. Do they fold up their legs?
No, their legs are like I'm pretty sure like straight up behind them. Yeah, they look like a concord start a plane
Yeah, long and thin that sounds like I mean dumb. Yeah, that looks so silly. I love flamingos
Did you know they could fly?
We hadn't fought about it,
because I think that was the trap we fell into.
Yeah, I just never considered it.
And now I can't.
Not surprised either way.
I've also never thought about if Zebra is gonna fly
and they can't, so 50-50.
50-50, there you go.
Anyway, all right, Dave, then just in case,
Dush doesn't understand what the show is, which we which really fingers crossed he does because he's on the report today
That's right. You've come all this way
So if you haven't had the show before do show I assume you have I have thank you for that what he said at one time
So you need you get the gist. You've had one you've had them all right. It's not like the topics are different in any way
What happens is one of us
Just one of us is given a topic to report on
Usually it's Matt just arrived at this week. It is you and the other people in the room
It is the three of us. Don't know what the topic is going to be
And I believe that I ask a question and then you guys have to guess right?
Yes, I ask a question to get us on to that topic
It's so rare that the three of us,
because normally when Dave doesn't report,
it's the SAS twins get to hang shit on Dave.
It's so rare that the three of us just get to be Lucy Goosey.
I get to hang shit on a special kid.
Yeah!
I'm real excited for the bullying that's about to happen.
Yeah, the friendly bullying.
Yeah, friendly bullying.
The tears are friendly too.
Yeah, it's fine.
Alright, so my topic, I've thought a lot about this.
Which is very undue, especially the question part.
So well, I haven't thought hard about the question at all.
Right, thanks.
That's where I was going to go into it.
Sorry, that's good.
So, who is the most handsome man you can think of in Hollywood today?
That's Stuart.
Right, in Hollywood today.
Thank you, Jess.
I'm guessing the...well, that's it.
I've nailed it.
Alright, well, I was going to do a joke answer.
Brad Pitt.
Now, what's that guy?
The guy I want to forget is name, but he's the guy who...
John Goodman.
I don't understand. Oh, of course.
I'm saying actually.
No.
It was in that Steve Carrell movie
in the notebook movie and I don't know.
Steve Carrell is sort of un-nosedly.
Yes, Brian Gosling.
He's the guy who I think people normally say
is the most handsome but I don't fully see it
but he does, he seems like a nice guy.
I'm not saying he's a bad guy.
Well, cast in the notebook because
they wanted someone kind of plain looking.
Yeah, that's what I think he just looks like a real like a true one.
Is that true?
Yeah, that is absolutely true.
And I know that because that is today's topic.
Yay!
I'm going ghostling.
Yes.
Well, and how did you come up with that?
I'm so okay with this.
Okay, so he is probably my favorite actor of all time. Wow, I'm very fond of a lot of his
films and I know that everyone, I know at this point, do go on listeners, would have already seen
the title of the episode, they would have got there already, and may not have listened to it because
it's not a murder mystery. I know that your audience is very fond of those. So you're telling us
he's not gonna die. No, he doesn't. Oh, murder. Well, he's yet to murder anyone.
Okay, at the time of recording, he has not died or murdered anyone.
But I'm happy to come back into a Ryan Gosling plot to a few different things happen,
especially in a mysterious way.
Oh, perfect.
But yeah, I know a big fan of him and...
We have to call it Ryan Gosling to even more Ryan Gosling.
It's like the birds episode.
Gosling, they're kind of bird.
Can they fly?
Yes.
I just don't know if birds can fly.
We just covered that with colors.
And I'm bad with bird flying abilities.
Maybe Gosling's can't fly till they're good.
Till they're good.
If you see a flying Gosling,
you're looking at a goose.
I'm going to find it.
Just the smug look on his face.
You're looking at it.
It was like a centuries old saying.
I'm clever because I know it.
I feel like somewhere you could work in it,
but you're really looking at a mirror,
and you're looking at a goose.
Because you're at yourself, you're a goose, gozzling's can't fly, which may not even be true.
All right.
Well, they got to learn at some point, are they?
I might come back and do it episode on Geese.
Yeah.
It's right, gozzling part two, Geese.
Even one.
Brian Goose.
Brian Goose.
Brian Goose.
He's become the Goose.
Well, so I don't know about you guys.
I don't know much about the man.
I do.
Just a map, you know a bit.
I don't know a bit.
I don't know anything about him.
I've seen some of his movies.
I can't pull.
Are you going to go through some of the movies, is it?
I'm going to go through a lot of the movies, is it?
Because he's like, his career is like, it's big, but it's not.
I like, I pretty much touch on his whole filmography without it being a three hour appallant kind of thing.
Sure, because I don't know,
I can't recall if I've ever seen a film he's...
That crazy stupid love is the one I've seen
and I haven't seen that book, what else is he in?
Did you see the nice guy?
Oh, I've seen the one with Russell Crowe?
Yes.
Yeah, I've seen that one a lot.
I love it.
I haven't seen it.
These are all nose.
I thought you were a big movie man, Dave.
You're not a big movie man at all.
No, I don't have enough time.
You like the Oscars, though.
Which Lullaby Lans swept, so it's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Except when it won Best Picture, but then it didn't.
But it didn't.
Yeah.
Oh, that was good.
Anyway, so I launched straight into it.
So I knew a lot about Ryan Gos Ryan Gosling, like Hollywood Times basically,
but I had no idea about his early life.
Turns out it a real fucked childhood.
But not in like a, not in like the,
oh, his parents were abusive and like, it's just like weird.
Oh, so he was born on the 12th of November, 1980 in London,
but the one in Canada.
Not, that is weird.
No, he's okay, he's, yeah the one in Canada. Not... That is weird. No, the UK, he's Canadian.
He's the son of Thomas and Donna Gosling.
Donna Gosling is a great name.
Tom Gosling.
Tom Gos, I love it.
Guys, I love it.
We're about Donna Gos.
I'm so in straight away.
Donna Gos, fuck yeah.
This is great names.
Yes, real talent, some boy.
Yeah.
Well, Tom Gose was a traveling salesman for a paper mill,
which I then was like, how do you
are traveling salesman for a paper mill?
Double, like second guess myself was like,
maybe I just don't know what a paper mill is.
No, it's a factory that makes paper.
So I guess he was a door-to-door salesman that just sold paper.
Paper.
Yeah, and don't know.
Paper-to-lay paper.
Donna was a secretary.
They both come from French Canadian descent,
which in theory then makes Ryan Gosling French Canadian.
You saying that slightly in a French Canadian accent?
No, this is just my voice.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Just want to qualify that.
No, that's fine.
Okay.
I didn't hear it.
I need a different legion.
Canadian?
Well, it looks more French than...
There's that bullying.
Yeah, that subtle difference between Canadian and French Canadian.
Canadian?
It's my Canadian.
It's my Canadian.
Okay, hello.
I am from Canada.
Good.
Yeah, he's my French Canadian.
Hello.
I am from French Canada.
Oh, very good.
Very good.
Now you're the best. Thank you. Very good. Nailed it. Thank you.
And yeah, just another thing about his parents.
So he was raised Mormon.
I saw the Book of Mormon last night.
That's a great show.
It's one of a lot of awards, but it's very, very good.
It's funny it's divided this room.
They've not a fan. I was, I thought it was all right.
You think it's the best thing you've ever seen. I've added this room, they've not a fan. I was, I thought it was all right.
You think it's the best thing you've ever seen.
I've actually changed my appointment way through.
It's now about the book of more like
a quick greatest thing I've ever seen.
Jess, have you seen that?
I haven't.
Well, I reckon you, you're,
possibly more into shit things, like Riverdance and Mano.
So, why do you, why do you need to bring that up?
Actually, I'm glad bringing up River Dance.
My sister is Irish dancing and I fucking hate it.
Oh, she's that 10.
That 10 in the middle.
I was a melt to a pulpit.
No, it's so good.
She's not River, I'm just a Riverdale.
That's a different thing.
That's a different thing.
She's definitely not riveting what she's saying.
She's fine.
Sorry, earlier today, she didn't press me that much I guess.
When things are siblings ever impressed you. Yeah, I don't know. She should have tried
it a bit harder. She was very hungover on professionals. Today's more bonus fact about
her family. Today's my mom's birthday. So we went out for brunch and my sister rocked up very
hungover and just didn't say anything. And you left early to go to a podcast. So her kids are fucked. Yeah, yeah. And it was just
to R.S. Dancing at this breakfast. She wasn't R.S. Dancing at this breakfast. She did drink an
R.S. Breakfast. Tee though. She said she didn't impress me. I assumed she was dancing. No, I did
worded. So you mean she just didn't impress you at the breakfast? Yeah, she was just like a sub-par performance at breakfast.
Yeah, I did something impressed at a breakfast.
Wow, she was on top.
She was very off.
I'm having family jitter with my parents
and my brother this coming Friday.
So I'm gonna give him a rating.
Yeah, it's good to deal with.
I'll let you know.
Just let me know if he's impressive or not.
Just like you're like, ah, like friendly conversation,
bit of answer, that's good.
I like contact.
I contact you.
Don't get a lot of that from him.
Ryan Gosling, does he impress you much?
He does impress him.
Hey, let me ask you this.
Could you please do shit go on?
Oh.
That is why we invited you here.
Like, for that moment.
I used to very early.
But that's good, because it means that you can use it so much,
because now I've already gone on a sidetrack.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, again.
You can use it so much that it'll stop being funny,
but then by the 10th time again, people will be like,
it's one of the eightfolds.
Yeah, you've got to keep going.
So he's raised more.
Raised Mormon, his parents was super about being Mormon.
Ryan Gosling, however, was not even from a young age.
He was just like, I don't get this.
It's not for me.
That's so smart.
He actually, like, oh, not depending on how real
the Heavenly Father is.
And which Heavenly Father is the real one, if he is real?
Well, I grew up Catholic, right?
And I just imagine nearly any religion as a kid. I would have been like, yeah, with the adults say this is true. Yeah.
Any kid who goes to their parents goes, what you're telling me is definitely true, I don't
believe. Those people are, they've got some bit of their brain that I don't have.
They clave, they grown up, they're bigger than me. I should believe them. And if they see that
there is a man in the sky, yes,
there absolutely is. I get it. Like, I understand I was also a raised
Catholic. So like, yeah, I live just fully believe it. And just, I don't remember ever
being knee downing anything. It's like, yeah, it's time to pray. It makes sense.
Right, I'll go on again. Yeah. Yeah, two sentences in.
I like feels pretty normal. He'm like, I'm pretty normal.
I'm guy. He had like a rough childhood and interviews as
coordinates saying he hated being a child. He was just like
very excited to grow up. He's always wanted to be like, I
hate being a child. I don't know child saying. I can't wait
to pay tax. Oh, like, so while he hated being a child, he
always wanted to be an actor.
And from a very young age, he was very inspired
by Dick Tracy and other films.
The other films thing comes in very soon
and it's just something I want to bookmark
because I probably didn't reveal what film it was.
Oh.
Um, this is a bit sad too.
He was bullied in elementary school
and he, again, quoted saying he didn't really have friends
until his 14 or 15.
Scoring was a weird time for the girls. He got to spend it after an intense incident where he
recreated a scene from one of his favorite films. Other films, but so he was suspended when he
brought kitchen knives to school in grade one and threw them at other children at recesses
because it was heavily inspired by first blood,
Ramber.
No.
So yeah, it was really young.
And then it turns to the teacher and says,
you're gonna need one thing, a good supply of body bags.
Stop throwing knives at everyone.
I'm picturing like blunt knock kitchen knives,
like table knives, are we talking like big shop?
I think it was just like, yeah, like it's the information I got, it was just said Kitchin knives,
but he didn't hurt anyone.
So I'm assuming that it was just like table knives.
Butter knives.
Oh, it was a bad throw.
It was throwing you through either way.
And another hint that it wasn't too intense as a fact, he only got to spend it, not expel.
Kitchin knives also feels like that that would probably take in most knives.
Yeah. And then many like Landrum knives or...
Yeah, bathroom knives.
Bathroom knives.
That's me, the good bathroom knives.
Grandmas coming over.
And also like, I mean, I've seen first blood and the knives,
I imagine like table knives look closer to the knife frame,
but it has then like a butcher's knife.
Yeah. But after the suspension, he was homeschooled by his mother for a year, which he was super
into. He's like really connected to him with both his mother and his sister. Because now the knives
and the school are in the same place. It's really easy to recreate scenes for Rambo.
Down to transport knives. Yeah, so he said it was obviously it was hard
and meant that making friends became more difficult,
but he felt that it really,
he's actually quite insane and helped him see
the way of the world as a woman
because he was only influenced by women at this point
in his life because it was his mother and his sister
because his parents got divorced,
which is a sad time.
School continued to be a rough time.
So after his arm schooled for a year, he went back to school,
still a bit of a rough time, but he did start making friends.
Although he also did something very strange,
something that you can still see reflected in his performances today,
where he is Canadian, he doesn't have a Canadian accent,
and that's because he created an idiosyncratic accent
modeled after Maul and Brander whilst he was in school because he decided that having
a Canadian accent didn't sound tough enough.
Right.
Sorry, he was just like, yeah, okay, I need to like, he just changed the way he spoke and
then it's just like kind of stuck.
Thank God.
Thank God he didn't model his speaking voice on Rambo.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, But in Rambo he says like two words as well.
Yeah, I'm very sad.
Limited vocab.
But so that's, I do tell it, can you tell the American from the Canadian accent easily?
Well, Ryan Gosling has a very kind of weird talking style.
It is like, it's really mumbly sort of, but it doesn't, you can't really,
like you can understand what he's saying, it's weird mumble. It was strange choice to base it on
Marlon Bretters, Godfather, exclusively. Sorry, Ryan, what? Well, that shows these two
bits going forward, so that's just like Marlon Bretters. That was fantastic. Thank you. Thank you.
Like, surprisingly good.
Do it again.
Yeah, Sarah Sprague, sorry.
Let's do it again.
That's perfect.
Just the jaw.
Yeah, yeah.
And the hand gestures.
Yeah.
I was.
I was brando.
Yeah.
He was so brando.
Makes sense, because in the Godfather too,
he was like starting to get really out of shape.
Yeah.
They needed someone to come in. Yeah, and that's why they called you
That's right. I was back then. That's what I used to do in the decade that that movie was made you dubbed his voice
Because unbelievably his speaking voice was less understandable
He was like
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because something that people often forget is he started as a child actor on TV.
Do you like a Mickey Mouse Club?
He absolutely was.
So around the same time of his parents' divorce, he attended an open audition for the hip-90s
revival of the Mickey Mouse Club.
He was successful and got it given a two-year contract which started his acting career.
To do this, he moved to Florida with his mother
and older sister.
That's cool, then Mum moved.
So he did that.
So he must be being paid a ride.
Yeah, and he was the family.
Yeah, and also I guess like,
because this wasn't that long after the divorce,
it could've also been like,
Mum was like, fuck yeah, let's get away
from all the sad memories. It's a first. It's just the one with like all the other
celebrities. Yeah it's like pretty. A variety of people in. Juzzi T. Yep and Christine
Regal. Bloody hell. John Goodman. Really? See how I was, because I thought God's thing might
have been on Roseanne but that's where I was getting confused. Because he worked with Godman and Goodman.
He played Rose End's husband at night
and Mickey Mouse club doing the day.
Right, right.
Wow, he's versatile.
First time.
Yeah, blends in, which is why Dave had earlier
in the episode, people so often struggle to think
of where they've seen him,
because he's literally in everything.
Like every single thing.
He's so good.
He's so versatile.
So versatile. Yeah, so he became He's so versatile. So versatile.
Yeah, so he became friends with Brittany, Christina,
and Justin Timberlake.
I wonder if they're still friends.
Whoa!
So, one thing that happened,
and I'll get back on what you just said in a second,
so one thing that happened with six months left
is Mickey Mouse contract.
Unfortunately, his mother had to move back to Canada.
So Ryan Gosling moved in with Mr. Sexy back himself. JT. John Goodman. J.J.
He's brilliant. Sexy back. Justin Timbley's mother became his legal guardian for his remainder
of the state. That's nice. I haven't stayed super in contact,
but they do talk every now and then,
and whilst they,
because they had such an intense friendship
when they were kids, like basically brothers,
six months at least.
Yeah, they're very supportive of each other's careers.
And yeah, they don't catch up as much as they'd like.
Sure.
But they're still like,
They're dizzy.
I hope that's what we get to.
I'd love.
To successful, to be friends. I'd love to not see you for years.
I've got to be successful. But then when people ask me, let me say Matt and Derek,
oh you know what, not as much as I'd like.
I'd love to. But I wish them well wherever they are. No idea.
That's called brutal Jess. My heart just sank a little bit.
It's a long way away that I'm 20 years from now.
You'll probably be dead
I've come this far surely I could do another 20. I don't know
They don't look good. I know I'm a guest here, but it is touching. Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty haggard
Just get through these episodes a lot. Okay. Okay. Just take life one episode of Duke going at a time. Yeah. That's sort of how I do it
one episode of Do Go On at a time. That's not about doing it.
Yeah.
Do go on.
So the Mickey Mouse Club Revival Go Canceled in 1995.
So it was on A for a little bit?
Yeah, it was only for two years.
Right.
Ryan goes and moved back to Canada and then
enjoyed success in a few different kids TV shares.
Notably, the Bruce Wombs TV share and are you afraid of the dark? I love that. Are you afraid of the dark? and then enjoyed success in a few different kids TV shares, notably the
Bruce Wom's TV show and are you afraid of the dark?
I love that you were afraid of the dark.
Did you watch that?
Yeah, and the answer is yes.
Subitted to the approval for the midnight society.
Oh man, that's so good.
That means you have seen something Ryan Gosling's in.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes, there you go.
My favorite, Ryan Gosling film, are you afraid of the dark?
I love his work, his early work.
His early works, yeah.
Well, this is where his roles are just so ridiculous,
because this is something I'd seen him in when I was a kid,
but I just had not realized that it was Ryan Gosling.
So when he turned 18, he then,
so these TV shows stayed on the air for a little bit,
so he had work in Canada between the ages of 15 and 17.
When he turned 18, he moved to New Zealand
to star in young Hercules.
The spin-off of Hercules are legendary journeys.
What?
As young Hercules.
As young Hercules.
Wow.
The Kevin Sorbo TV show.
Yeah, he played young Kevin Sorbo.
He's greatest role.
He actually appears.
Who's Kevin Sorbo?
Hercules.
He played Hercules in the TV.
All right, yeah, probably should have.
I mean, context wise, you could pop that.
No, yeah, I thought I was gonna be out.
That's what I sort of thought,
but I assumed I would have known Hercules' actor's name.
Yeah, well, if you've seen Zena Legendary,
warrior princess, he also plays Hercules in that.
Or, yeah, call the conqueror.
No, I can't say, I've seen some strange movies.
Just nothing mainstream, guys.
Just maybe a comp picture.
I'm picturing him.
And did he go on to be the dad in 7th heaven. What?
Different guy. But that looks similar. Kevin Solber. He was in meet the
Spartans where he basically played Hercules again, which was that famous
parody of 300 made like 10 years too late. Yeah. He seemed like a sci-fi
show as well. Was he like battle cycle Cycological or something? Seventh Heaven.
That's what I'm thinking, I've thought.
I don't know what you were keeping about Seventh Heaven.
He was also in one of those recent religious cash grab films
with a made for $0 as a terrible,
but make millions and millions.
Eighth Heaven.
Eighth Heaven.
And Seventh Heaven also starred Jessica Beale,
who's now married to Justin Timberlake.
And the circle is complete.
And the dog was called Lucky,
and many people call Ryan Gosling's career Lucky.
And Lucky had a real funny-looking dick.
Welcome to today's episode of Flaming the Dice.
So after working on Young Hercules for a bit,
he actually quit because he realized he no longer enjoyed working on this series
because he had begun to care too much
Which is a very weird reason to quit a job. I care too much about it
Yeah, he was like I was having a good like
Having a good time with it, but then I realized I cared too much about the series
Which is funny for two things one caring about your job is a terrible reason to quit
But also imagine being in a world where you care too much about the TV series young her
So imagine being in a world where you care too much about the TV series Young Hercules. Yeah.
That's true.
It's, yeah, it's not you, Young Hercules, it's me.
I just care too much.
Yeah, I love you so much.
This is coming from a good place.
Yeah, it's just like the worst breakup lie I've ever heard.
If I had to list one bad quality about me, just that I care too much.
That is a bad quality.
You're right.
Next time you do a job interview, David, you should put that down.
I can't too much about young people.
I think I'm too much of a perfectionist and I care too much about young her at least.
You're hired.
Also, this is just a bit of bonus stuff for the listeners out there. and I can't too much about young hercules. You're higher.
Also, this is just a bit of bonus stuff for the listeners out there. Don't say you're a perfectionist in like a,
when they ask what your weakness is off for a job interview.
I have to hire people sometimes.
And when they say that, I'm like, shot up.
Yeah, yeah.
You think your clever, it's not that clever.
Everyone says that.
Pick something about it.
Do you put a line straight to him?
Because that's what you should do.
I haven't, but usually when people say that, they also look real smug, and it's just...
Oh, they're in front of you. So putting a line through him would be pretty full on.
Pretty brutal.
Yeah. So would you prepare someone said, I'm a perfectionist or I'm a raging alcoholic?
At least I knew they were being honest.
Yep. There you go.
All right, that's a tip for you guys.
If anyone's about to get your job.
Say you're going to a alcoholic. Anyone, yeah. What would you say? What is that's a tip for you guys. Anyone the better you have for a job? Say you've got a whole like, anyone, yeah.
What would you say?
What is, what's a better softening of that?
Pick something that's like not super relevant to the job,
but is also honest.
So like, say, for instance, it's hard to give an example.
So I work in a cinema.
So like, if someone was like, I don't know,
I'm not great at accounting or something like that.
Or they're like, hey, yeah, I'm pretty good at a computer,
but like things like Excel and things like that.
I'm not super literate with it.
Like that's cool.
We can teach you that.
Or pick something where the training will cover the.
Totally.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to rate it tearing tickets.
I'm like, don't worry.
We've got the job for you there.
I've got really weak wrists.
I steal from the cash register.
So I, we'll try to get ahead of you.
It's almost an honor for Faction.
We can handle Fever.
But yeah, basically after we quit young Hercules, we start to take a step towards the Ryan
Gosling that everyone's probably familiar with, where he stepped into independent film.
So, his first role was hard to get because he got dropped by his agent because he carried
too much of a stigma to get roles.
He's agent-
He's agent-
He's agent-
Too much about young Ryan Gosling.
And also, he's too much and he was the only associated with children's TV.
Which is also funny because like, Gursbombs, are you afraid of the dark and young Hercules?
They're like teen sort of things?
They're not like-
It's not like he was in like play school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, that's that's that's that's that's now for a career isn't it play school?
Class J La Gaia or anybody?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think I just put a little line through your theory that do show J La Gaia.
Anybody?
No, any Hazel Hurst.
Thank you.
Saw her in a play a couple years ago.
She said the C word and I went no knee.
No, crowd, did that in Uticent?
If everyone could tweet to go on with any time they've heard someone from play school say
the C word, just let us know.
Let us know.
He's so good
So I've regained from his drop by his agent. He was like
Kind of life was a bit off in the air. I guess
But he eventually got his first supporting role in a big film
We've been remembered the Titans which is a film. I do. I do remember them. Surprise. You hadn't seen that
Now I was saying that yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you say? Why is is that the one? It's one of the grid on college movies Is it Danza Washington? Yes, yeah, Dave. How have you seen it? Is that the one? It's one of the grid on, college movies. Is it Densa, Washington?
It's a Densa one, yeah.
Dave, have you seen it?
I haven't seen this.
Oh my God.
Yeah, he, Brian Gosling in that,
is like quite struck, Scroony in his long hair.
Is he like a bit part, like a supporting?
He's a supporting role.
It's not like, it's probably a little bit bigger
than a bit part, but he also,
like his name wouldn't be on the post.
For a bit part.
For a bit part, yeah.
Is he one of the Titans?
He is.
Yes, it's good.
He pops up really early in the film.
He's one of the first characters he see,
because I watched it recently.
So I really think you couldn't remember
if he was one of the Titans.
Won't know, because he's like,
when you make a film about a team,
you can't focus on the whole team.
So he's just like,
Remember all the time, including Gosling.
So he's just like, remember all the time, including Gosling.
Which helped like that, that movie was quite successful, and even though it was only like a relatively small role,
he was able to get a leading role on the back of that.
It was actually quite a controversial role that really helped him shake free
of the children's TV stigma that his agent was already carried.
So he was in a, he's first leading role in a film.
If you want to get rid of that, you just be in a porno.
Yeah.
No kid show will ever hire you again.
And what's the other thing you're
I can you could probably do?
Gandhi played Gandhi in a biopic.
Yes.
I played Gandhi in a porn parody.
Yes.
Blackface.
But you're on the right.
It's sort of a train of thought.
Really?
What? I know it was a blackface, but racism was the theme there because's sort of a train of thought. Really? What?
I know it wasn't Blackface, but racism was the thing there
because he played a Neon Aussie in a film called The Believer.
And he was really praised for his performance.
The film, it wasn't like a super controversial film or anything like that.
It made, it was made on a really low budget.
It made, did quite well in American cinemas.
His performance was praised and he was like,
started to get taken seriously as an actor.
His next noticeable role was the 2002 film
Murder by Numbers, where he starred opposite Sandra Bullock.
I know my numbers.
I'm not heard of it.
Is that a crazy mathematician?
Joe's wild, starts killing people.
Working as a name.
I feel like I've seen.
They use math to solve the pretty trouble.
A calculator becomes sentient.
I mean, that's Numbers. It starts killing. I can use math to solve the pretty trouble. A calculator becomes sentient.
I mean, it's numbers.
It starts killing.
And then it turns upside down and rods boobs.
Yeah, they are.
Why?
Why are you doing this boobs?
Oh, for enough.
Boobs.
That's the end credits scene.
They think the calculator is a question.
Dot dot question mark. Boobs. That's the end credits scene. They think the calculator is a question. Not question, man.
Boobies!
I've never went into the bloopers.
Sandra Bullock and Ryan go like just laughing too much at like every time they calculate with his boobs.
I can't.
I can't work with it.
No, this is just too funny.
I haven't seen that film either.
Well, his performance was praised, but the film was pretty forgettable. Probably Sandra Bullock's
felt, to be honest. Well, actually a fan. She's one Academy Award. And speaking of everyone liking
Ryan Gosling and people liking Sandra Bullock, they actually dated from 2002 to 2003. Really?
In that film. Yeah. Is she much older than him?
She is a little bit older than him too.
Sir, I was thinking of her as 15-A,
but 15 years ago she wasn't much.
She was like basically knows math.
She would be in 35.
Or 15 years ago, you wouldn't be in early 20s.
Trying to kill me in numbers.
Okay, yes, it's quite a big gap.
But that's hot.
Yeah, and that was Sandra Bullock. And that was like when Sandra Bullock was like Sandra Bullock
What are we talking about Miss Congeniali too?
Uh, we're talking Miss Congeniali the year after Miss Congeniali won
Oh
Wow
You know when she walks out of the airplane hangar and she's in that hot dress and it's like
Hoba Hoba I watch to the get racially it holds up. Yeah, I've seen Miss Congeniali won recently as well
Yeah, I watched on Netflix. I was like, fuck, this is great and she looks amazing.
I think I watched it on TV.
Interesting.
With commercials, but every commercial break,
I still just kept watching.
Like I had so many times to leave.
Yeah, and you kept going.
You kept going.
Because she's captivating.
Do you know who else is in that film?
A man who likes to say,
Martin, I'm just Mark Colcane.
What?
I'm gonna guess Michael Caine.
Oh, I was gonna edit it in the back.
You didn't even have to say hello this time.
Usually I have to say hello.
My name is Michael Kane.
Hello.
My name is Michael Kane.
So strange, but his character's name wasn't Michael Kane in the film.
Very confusing.
That's why I didn't finish them maybe.
You're like hang on, they were free to
Michael came by a different name.
I'm out.
It's just my suspension of disbelief is shattered.
Yeah, disrespectful.
So after things like that,
so the central like thing ended in 2003,
it was in a few other films that middleing success,
no like a claim or anything like that.
But in 2004, not 14, in 2004,
he was cast in the notebook, which was perhaps
most famous role pre-2010,
which is through all that one everyone's hearts.
He was cast, as you mentioned, about 20 minutes ago,
because he was not conventionally attractive.
They were like, we need to cast someone
that's believable as just a regular guy.
And then he's gotten more attractive to be fair Which men do with age so Dave is still home?
How old was he at this point?
He would have been
1984 yeah
Okay, so him and I are the similar trajectory
Yeah, so in about six years that will be fucking men
Let's say you've come on in the last eight years
a long, long way.
I think that's mainly because Matt hates my old hair.
I even feel like in the last two years.
Yeah, he's really shot up.
And he's getting funnier too.
Yeah, everything about him.
Successful podcasting.
I'm only...
Which I hear works very well when dating.
I'm only, yeah, totally.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It does for me. I'm only funny because I'm more good looking. I'm only, yeah, totally. It doesn't. It does for me.
I'm only funny because I'm more good looking.
I actually, yeah.
I'm just on the podcast thing.
So like recently, this is a side note,
but it's a good story.
Recently, my friends like get tender
and I was like, I don't really care about dating, but you're,
you get an email from Tinder that I didn't realize
like a weekly update.
Oh, and I got more likes before I put a bio than when I did. That's
worrying. As someone who's like meant to be like, I meant to be able to talk like on a podcast
and stuff like that. The moment I went to buy people like not interested. Like your face,
not everything else. Yeah, I can't relate because there's a female
comedian. You're just hitting him away. You know?
Stop.
Stop killing me with laughter.
Yeah, leave me alone.
I know you all wanna date me.
Ha ha ha.
Mitchell, this is fun.
I mean, you're, you're sort of joking a bit out of there.
Are you encouraging people online to get onto
in that regard or is that what you're...
Why would you say that well because I
think that's what people a few people have paused now and they're gonna come back
in a few minutes after they've tweeted you and to say hey Jess I'm open
right just wondering if I just wanted to make clarify if that is actually what
you're trying to do no I absolutely not I was joking I am closed I am closed for
business oh okay I've given up is it a back-and-five?
No, it's not a back-and-five. It might be a back-and-five. I don't know.
I just go for lunch and you just go for lunch. It's going to be the end of the day or like if you're going to be, it's too hard to do.
Yeah. And this is where to tell us to not just everyone just assume close from. Yeah, close from. Yeah, I think that's not bought up the windows.
Although I'm very open, so if you want to tweet me,
I don't approve.
If especially anyone who hasn't heard me before,
if you've heard from me that I still,
you probably know too much.
You don't want the, yeah, I love that.
Then you actually know who I am, so don't,
no, no, no, if you like who I am.
If you like who I am, probably don't.
I mean, I didn't call it lie.
They're like, I know what you actually feel about these things.
Any, is it one of those any club that would have me a member?
I don't want to be a part of those teams.
Yeah, that's one depressing way to look at things.
Yeah, I think you might be fucked then.
Yeah, yeah.
If that is how you think about it all, I'd shut up shop as well.
Yeah, that's a. Soon as someone about it all I don't I'd shot up shop as well. Yeah, that's a soon as someone wants me
I don't want them
very hard
How are you with your girlfriend? Well luckily no one wants me so
It's going well
Someone will put up a tolerate. Yeah, that's right. Which I find extremely attractive
Tolerance is intolerance
The key it's a wonderful thing.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Okay, we really derailed.
I'm sorry.
Please go on about the notebook.
That's okay.
Well, so the notebook actually won a whole bunch of awards, including Merce famously,
MTV Award for Best Kiss.
Best Kiss.
And then they recreated.
Yes.
Who does he kiss?
Who's the...
Rachel McAdams.
Rachel McAdams.
We also dated.
We also dated.
And when did they recreated the Kiss live? I We also dated. And when did they recreate the Kiss Live?
At the MTV.
At the MTV.
So the scene, to set the scene for you, Dave,
and for the listeners, you haven't seen the notebook.
You idiots. Yeah, it's a great film.
It's a very, very, very, very...
So you should say it. Yeah, I'd watch the note.
I've seen the notebook recently, and I was like, yeah, it holds up.
I think a lot of guys... You were like, you shrugged, and went, yeah, it holds up.
And that's your recommendation for me to say it.
It's just a nice film.
Yeah, it's like, it's a very,
it's a melodramatic romance.
So like, knowing that I haven't seen films like
Casablanca and other like classics,
like all the way in, you know what I would start.
Look, if I was to in a recommend,
you know what, at the end of this episode
I'll do some Ryan Gosling recommendation.
I could listen to this.
Yes, good one.
Yeah, I could do something too.
And also for the participants of this podcast.
Right.
Yeah, so basically they recreated the kiss on stage.
And to set the scene of the kiss, they've had like a fight.
And they've reunited in the rain.
And Ryan Gosling like picks her up.
And they did that again.
I've seen a EG clip.
I wrote to you every day for a month. What is that accent?
Uh, Marlon Brander?
Yes, that was Gosling doing Brander.
It's pretty good.
Yes, that's the same.
Academy Award nominee doing a double academy award-winning actor.
It's very confusing.
It's so confusing.
Yeah, they just led to a world in romance between Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling that
lasted for two years, but then had a brief reunion in 2008.
I like them together.
Apparently, while they were filming,
they didn't like each other.
They didn't get along, and then they dated afterwards.
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
Does he end up dating all his co-stars?
He is currently the swillest later in the episode.
So if you don't want to hear Ryan Gosling
currently dating, skip ahead 15 seconds
15 minutes we will discuss
I will get to that
In our relationship with another co-star that he had Harrison Ford
Yeah, he's in a relationship with Harrison Ford. I don't think they've been in a film together
But I was like thinking earlier that was a great film.
That was like my favorite film last year.
Haven't seen it, and I remember it more than you.
Yeah, that's not good for me.
I've heard it's very good, but it failed.
It bombed me.
It was a box office bomb, but it's like, isn't that a bomb?
When movies that people say there's a great movie,
but it's 100% going to be like a cult hit.
It's one of those movies where you're like,
yeah, like it was never gonna make that much money
at the cinema.
It's a sequel to a movie that also bombed when it came out.
But it built up as well as a cult classic.
Yeah, and now it's like the original Blade Runner's
considered like one of the best sci-fi films ever made.
A lot of people hate it.
I have seen, I really do like it.
Yeah.
It's a-
But Ryan Gosling wasn't on in it,
and that's why I would chose to watch it.
I, all right.
So you, you just said.
You need actively avoid.
Mm, mm, mm.
Okay, go ahead.
He peaked and now you're afraid of the dark
and you just can never live up to that.
Sure.
Watermarked, sure.
Well, speaking of failures,
so I guess your decisions,
I guess was the transition there.
Bad ones.
Anyway, speaking of bad decisions,
Ryan Gosling was in a film called Stay, which is performance was again praised,
but much like, murder by numbers.
But in a slightly more extreme way,
the movie was apparently garbage.
Right, the audience just wanted to leave.
Yes.
Yes.
Hmm.
Hmm.
You've redeemed yourself, Dave.
Thank you.
Sometimes he's just so quick.
I just can't keep up.
In an interview about the film,
he said that Ryan Gosling was quoted saying
that someone, it came out to him in the street
and was like, are you the guy from Stay?
What the fuck was that movie about? And then Ryan goes, I was like, I think that's great.
I'm just as proud of as if someone says, hey, you made me sick in that movie.
As if they say, I made them cry.
It's just like, yeah, good.
Any reactions, a good reaction.
If someone hated me so much, they want to stop me in the street to tell me the start.
Which is good because later in his career, that happened to get...
Well, no one went up to him in the street, but he made some bad decisions.
So after stay, he went on to start in another indie film
called Half Nelson, which is a film about a drug-added school
teacher, which was again, Shao and awards,
including his most prestigious award,
where he got nominated for the 2007 Academy Awards
for Best Actor.
Oh, wow.
So his Academy Award nominated.
He didn't win, but.
Grubbed.
Grubbed.
Look, I'm happy to put that out there.
It's a great film.
Half Nelson main semi erect, right?
Is that what that?
It's a sort of wrestling term.
Wrestling.
It's a headlock.
Yeah.
I thought the same thing though.
Yeah.
I reckon I'd use as a slang for it.
Half Nelson, yeah.
A semi.
Are you thinking of half erect?
Are you just using half a wrecked?
Yes.
Yes.
That is last thing.
Or half mungrel is another way of saying it.
Mungrel.
That is the least attractive way to refer to a penis.
Don't have that.
Well, a pain, they're not attractive.
They're aggressive.
I'll give them that.
Aggressive.
I don't want to talk about penises.
But I do. Not unless they involve canines.
Yeah, canine penises of course. They can do their full mungrel. Classic, that was another
good one. He's so fast. Too quick. That was a now they good one. That's two days.
That's too much, man. I'm just waiting for a compliment for you and I'll leave I don't patch an eyes you like these girls. I expect more. I like I've been in one episode now
And I'm being grouped in with these guys is the bullies. Sorry Dave
So he followed his performance in half-nails enough with laws in the real girl where no one seen that one
What's it called sorry laws and the real girl? I haven't seen it, but I know of it.
Where he plays, yeah, he plays a man who falls in love
with a sex doll basically, which sounds like saucy,
hilarious, very not.
It's very like, it's very much played seriously.
He, it's never revealed if he has like
some kind of mental illness, but it's kind of implied.
What?
By him falling in love with a sex doll.
Yeah, but before that happens, he's like,
subtle, very subtle.
Yeah.
Like has like family issues and stuff.
Like that lives in his brother's garage.
And is it, does it, it sounds like a really depressing movie?
No, it's like, it's like one of those like happy sad movies
where it's nice and then it makes you sad.
Because it's like too nice, but it's like sad nice.
Well, like it married and the doll explodes.
No, well, look, he hates it too much.
He was waiting till wedding night, and yeah, he pops up.
Really half-mongrel.
That's a terrible half-mongrel.
Yeah, laws and reggae, oh, meat.
No, the sex doll isn't an inflatable sex doll.
It's like, lifelike, it's like a plastic rubber.
I did go on to date the sex doll is a car star?
No, no, no, no.
That wasn't where it ties back in, but we get it close.
That was really good, Dave.
Oh, thank you, man.
That's good as good as the others.
Good ass.
Well, see you guys next week.
Get out. What?
See you guys next week.
This episode, like me, gasting has turned into an audition, I guess.
I'm replacing you.
Yeah, it's either I go on Matt dies.
We've got it.
I'm not going to check out that.
What about anything happens to me?
Nothing could happen to you, just.
You're going to go the show's over.
You're right.
Correct answer.
It could like replacing replacing me fuckos.
That's fair.
You're replaceable. No God, but no Barbie.
That's right. No, no.
That song that I thought for so long was simply irreplaceable.
But she doesn't even say the word simply.
It's just irreplaceable.
Correct. You're just irreplaceable correct you're simply a replace about you should at least a cover way just
through that just throw that word in I think I'm singing along to that one
back but it's a see it you just say it with the middle like
sibling irreplaceable yeah what what is that song Beyonce no shit I could
have another year a big one nailed. Why don't I marry that?
Yeah, that is a big, that's a big Beyonce.
And it's like pre-beon say getting like all this like kind of like hipster crowd I guess
that you got with it.
Right.
You got a couple albums.
So it's like a big song.
Yeah, it's interesting.
I only got into it once you got a hipster crowd.
Yeah, like I mean lemonade and a bagel.
Typically.
I've got it on vinyl, say. Oh. Yellow-stick red. Yeah, like I mean, lemonade and bagel. Typical. I don't like it.
I've got it on vinyl, say.
Oh, yellow, like, do you really?
Yeah, that's good.
I've considered buying it myself, so don't worry.
So I bought it as a present.
Oh, for yourself.
So I owned it briefly.
That's good way of looking at presents.
Yeah.
But that killed Jess.
Oh, no, Chris Hansel. Yeah. But that killed Jess. Oh no, her hand slipped.
No, we didn't get that Jess with nothing.
I owned it briefly.
You're a weird person.
Stop derailing, please.
Please do go on.
Do you should go on?
There we go.
Sorry.
It's fine.
Look, we got it.
We got it.
So after 2007 in Lausanne, Rio, Gale, and the success of Haughton, Austin, both of those films. Look, we got it. We got it. So after 2007 and lost in the real gal and the success of hot and awesome both those films did really really well critically
though it made for a small budget and made quite a lot of money not like Star Wars money but or Avatar money but like they did well
Then unfortunately good things went bad again for a bit
So in the tail end of 2007 Ryan Gosling was in high demand and he would
cost to the Peter Jackson film The Lovely Boards. Anyone seen that one?
Yes. Is that also right for me, Adam?
No.
Is that the one where there's like someone?
It's not Dad with a dead daughter.
I can't remember if I'm saying that.
Is it the one where there's like a hole in the ground?
Everyone I think of someone else.
There's a bunker.
Are you thinking of the superhero film Chronicle?
But there's a hole in the ground that they go in and touch a weird hole and then turn it to superheroes?
No, there's a big hole in the ground and they used to dump things in it and then they were gonna fill it in.
You're talking about the film Ant?
Ants, that's one.
You think you have Parks and Recreation?
Sorry, Parks and Recreation.
I mean, he's in one of Parks and Recreation.
I didn't fill in the pit, Nandy Fillin.
Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking.
I mean, someone on the other side of the camera.
There's a pit. Journey to the center of the ocean. I'm sure there was some of that bones in the title, 90 fill-in. Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Because then you leave it in the pit for a while. Maybe that's what I'm thinking.
Because then you leave it in the pit for a while.
Does that mean there's a pit?
Journey to the center of the ocean?
I'm sure there was some of that bones in the title.
No.
It's a bit nice.
Anyway, you're telling me this movie does not have a pit in it.
Brad, Brad Pitt?
No, Mark Wahlberg isn't a dirt.
Mark Wahlberg.
I'm gonna get a Wahlberg.
Yeah, so you got pretty much...
I think of his talent as a pit in the ground.
Woo! He's like, fuck! I'm not sure. I didn't get it. So yeah pretty much I think of his talent as a pit in the ground
I love marky mark in the Funchy bunch
Mocking mark on the Bunchy bunch
Nailed it perfect. Well, it's pretty much what happened with this is yeah, because at this point Ryan Gosling was like Yeah, okay, maybe I am a great actor. I can do anything he got cost as a sad dad whose daughter died
He was like how yeah, okay, maybe I am a great actor. I can do anything. He got cast as a sad dad whose daughter died. He was like, how much are you?
He was too young.
He was too young.
That's exactly what happened.
So he put on 60 pounds and grew a beard to be like,
no, okay, everyone was like, I can look older,
I can look older.
He did that and rocked up on set and straight out.
It was just like, he didn't really talk to anyone.
He was like depressed and he was like,
I'm not right for this part.
Wow, he's not right for that part.
Oh, what?
So he, after going, like 60 pounds
is quite a lot of weight to put on.
And what is that in normal weight?
In normal weight?
In 20 kilos, I mean, is it?
Yeah, 20, 25 kilos.
Yeah.
Just still like, if he's like a slender bit.
That's a lot, yeah.
Like, because I even thought in,
in what's wrong with Russell Russell Crowe the nice guys
I even thought he was too young
Order
Because you have like a 13 year old daughter or something. Yeah, I don't like this. Oh, that's you know
I didn't question that at all. I quite enjoyed that movie
Right, yeah Mark Walberg replaced him replaced him with odd, but he is a little bit more.
So he actually didn't appear in the film?
Ryan Gosling dropped out.
Imagine putting on that much film for nothing.
So he went from handsome and hot up a coming star of Hollywood and in his words fat and unemployed.
It sounds like fun employed.
And then to make matters worse, his relationship with Rachel McAdams ended and he
stopped acting for three years.
Did he?
He ended the gap.
What?
2007 to 2010.
He did not appear in a film.
Oh my gosh.
That's interesting.
Well, the end, like he was in films in 2007, but like didn't film.
I felt like that he's always been famous.
Yeah.
What was his sense to the notebook, right?
So what he did in that time off,
he actually made friends with a man while he was dating.
That was vague.
But I forgot to write down the guy's name.
Zach, I think he's name.
John Goodman.
John Goodman.
So he met John Goodman, right?
All Zach, when he was dating Rachel MacAdams 2007
and they started a band together called Deadman's Burns.
They released their debut album in 2009,
and surprisingly, an actor went to the musician route for a bit,
really strong reviews, including from notoriously
hard to impress website pitchfork, which gave it like a 7.4 or something.
Holy shit.
Um, add-of.
10.
Right. 100. 100. 100. A 7.4 or something. Holy shit. Out of... 10. Right.
100.
100.
That's a 7.4 out of 8.
Yeah, really good.
Very good.
Very highest rate.
Yeah, so like Demand's Burns isn't really weird.
I was like, gothe sort of,
neither of them could really play the instruments.
They taught themselves that I it before they recorded it.
They weren't learning mid-song. They just, like, 25 minutes of, hang on, I got it.
No. Oh, fuck, I think I've got that all.
I need to try to play drums.
So, yeah, there's like a children's choir on it and it's like quite spooky but also like,
spooky. Yeah, imagine like, it kind of sounds like they listen to like a lot of bon-over basically cool. Yeah, like I really like bon-over
That's the you to bonny there mash up group
Bon-over
Yeah, you two reference. That was, hipster. Yeah, YouTube reference. That was a real hipster of you, man.
That was really cool.
What a relic.
I'm not a hipster, just because I owned vinyl for a little while.
I think it was very about a day and a half.
Didn't you also own that U2 album for a day before you worked out how to delete it when
you're on the road?
It started auto-playing when I was driving.
I'm like, what?
It's how I didn't ever, never knew it was on there. It started auto playing when I was driving. My tongue was like, what?
Is Howard didn't ever, never knew was on there.
It's still on mine.
I don't, yeah, I couldn't even find where it was.
I'm not a choice.
It sounded big band of songs of innocence.
It didn't sound that bad either.
Yeah, like the backlash felt brutal.
I think it was because that people got it
without asking for it, but it sounded.
It's because at that point,
everyone hated Bono for being like too smug.
Right. I feel like it had to be any other band.
Like if... Like...
What the fuck's with the blue glasses?
Apparently he's got an eye condition.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yes!
That's what I've got to do.
That's bad person.
That's good.
What's up with the edges, Bani?
He's really ill-gift.
He's got a very cold head.
Ha ha ha ha.
If he takes it off, he will die.
Yes, it's tragic.
It's such a bully.
I'll take anyone down.
I don't care.
Illness, no illness.
Don't play that card with me.
Can anyone name the other two guys?
Adam Clayton.
Oh.
That's the best player.
You've got a close-in of the bass player. Larry Mullins, Jr. Yeah, that's the key. Oh, no, I have heard of that one. I hadn And it's the bass player. You've got a, we, a cozy, everybody's.
Larry Mullins Jr.
Yeah, that's the,
Oh, no, I have heard of that one.
I didn't heard of the other one.
Larry Mullins Jr. is a great man.
Yeah, absolutely.
The reason that I know that is,
Jewel and other podcasts called You Talking You Too to Me,
which is Scott Alcomman and Adam Scott.
Oh, great.
Yeah, it's a very good podcast
that I'm doing,
where you're affiliated with.
So if you want to listen to it, it's really dumb.
They started out trying to reduce...
Adam Scott, Adam Scott.
Adam Scott, Adam Scott.
From Parks and Recreations.
And Scott Ockerman from Comedy Bang Bang
and Writer of Mr. Show.
Excellent.
Yeah, they started off trying to review the albums
and then it just turns into like an hour and a half
of them just Adam Scott and Scott Ockerman
neighing about.
Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun.
And is that a current podcast?
It, so they were doing it until they got an interview
with you two and then they got an interview with you two
at some point.
But they did just recently.
So it's not frequent anymore.
Yeah.
So they went through all the albums
and then like we're gonna still record it
until we get an interview then they got an interview.
You talking you two to me is great.
Everything about sounds amazing. It's good because they also come up with that name
whilst recording the first episode so you hear it like beautiful get invented beautiful
um yeah it's like a deep podcast cut for you podcast heads up yeah well Eric and we got a couple
on board the only thing I reckon I would have got a more more excited if the Adam Scott was the Australian gold part. I was also thinking that at first.
I like that for some reason.
You, Adam, everyone, I would not have picked a gold.
A big gold head, big gold head.
Oh, love it.
I've a blue naster.
I'm a past seven.
I mean, a handicap seven.
I'm a past seven.
Yeah.
Past, that means if it's seven shots,
I'll be able to get it in.
Your golfing terms have just flawed me. Oh, I'm amazing. I've got a driver, I've got a wood, I've got a tiger wood.
Whoa, just like to put out a driver in a wood all the same thing.
None in my world. Two different types. Have you got a putter? No, I used to wood.
Sand wedge. Oh, I love sand. Yeah, if you break your part out, which has happened in some pro matches, if you say you're trying
to part out from under a tree or something, and you bend your club, I don't think you're
allowed to use it anymore.
So sometimes people have to part out around with a ward or a three iron or something.
If you break your part out, you are allowed to punch your caddy in the face.
That's the world.
What the fuck? Why are we now talking about golf? Three are not something if you break your powder you are at the punch you're cutting in the face
Why are we now talking about golf
Oh, yeah, that was like ghostling we're back
You got any golf cost to suggest no golf podcast But if Adam Scott the golfer wants to start a podcast
But no golf no golf talk a lot no golf talk a little maybe Adam Scott and Adam Scott could collaborate
Oh shit yeah being Adam Scott
Maybe like being John Melcovich has to have the both actually be Adam Scott
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Well, anyway, it brings me to 2010
and after three a break from acting, Ryan Gosling, he's back.
Oh, he's back, baby he's back baby. He's back
He returned with Blue Valentine, which is another film that just like got shout and praise
It's really sad. It's super well-acted. It is him and Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child
Wow, wow did not say that color coming but he's in the music world now, so he's probably met her
Well, we're gonna a listener called Michelle Williams,
as well as in her as well.
So now, let's get all three Michelle Williams.
That's the same room.
Now that's a podcast.
Yeah.
Being Michelle Williams.
Yeah.
Let's bring you a little bit.
Just talk about getting groceries.
And then it's not.
How do you do it?
I'm Michelle Williams.
No, I'm Michelle Williams.
No, I'm Michelle Williams.
I mean, what can you be?
Where?
Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. I'm Michelle Williams, and this week I'm Michelle Williams. No, I'm Michelle Williams. I mean, what did you mean? What did you mean? Where?
Michelle Williams.
I'm Michelle Williams.
And this week I'm joined by two friends of mine.
Michelle Williams and Michelle Williams.
I'm Michelle.
I'm Michelle.
Well, I'm in a podcast with someone I was called Joel,
and I promise you that referring to each other
as just Joel in a podcast,
it has not lost its traction.
Oh, yeah, it's good fun.
We have a good time.
Speaking of a good time, Blue Valentine.
Yeah, Michelle Williams is actually fantastic.
She's great.
Yeah, and Blue Valentine, if you haven't seen it,
it's kind of like the reverse notebook.
It's like, so the notebook, you're like,
oh, love Israel, Blue Valentine, you're like,
there's no point me dating, it all ends bad.
So the premise of the film is,
Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, it's's, they play their relationship when they first
meet and then 70 years later, and they're kind of intertwined.
And does it end the opposite of the nightbook?
I didn't rot to you every day for a month.
Did he act with whatever accent that is?
That's Forest Gump.
I'm thinking of far as gum again.
That's far as gum's dog.
These dogs dick.
This is little you're either.
Oh, rope for you.
Not good.
I think I'm not good at all.
I wish I wasn't.
Never so Bruno.
Really darn.
Not a recommend date. I saw a bore out of the cinemas in a while.
It was like the funniest thing anyone's ever seen.
Top D-Railing!
Ryan Gosling.
No talking your aethers.
Sorry, they're related into twine.
I'm talking your aethers with you.
That's a new podcast, something about doing.
Don't your aethers.
What about you, Colin?
You're a withrood on me? You're a withrood on me? I don't see anyone else, so you must be a with, something about doing. Don't your A-thruz. What about you, Colin? You're a throedomy?
You're a throedomy?
I don't see anybody else, so you must be a throedomy.
You're a throed Franklin.
Yeah, to me.
To me? You're a throed Franklin to me?
It's what you're probably saying.
You're a throed Franklin in brackets to me.
Yeah, so Blue Valentine is mercilessly improvised
to the point where they actually considered filming it
70 years apart, just so that it could get more realistic and then they were like actually no
That's probably a bad idea a bad idea that boyhood later did which is unrelated to Ryan Gosling
But that's just like a wow bit of it. Yeah, so the director had them living together and like
Would lie to both of them about things that said to create actual tension between them wouldn't have boyhood have already
Have started by then yes, but everyone including the studio forgot boyhood was being made.
Right.
It was a sneaky film by...
Wow, that's cool.
Yeah, but yeah, so yeah, they really considered doing stuff like that.
Which resulted in Ryan Gosling getting nominated for Best Actor at the Golden Globes.
He didn't win.
He lost a colon first for his performance in the King's Speech.
Which, okay, that was very good.
Yeah, that's real.
So he didn't get nominated for an Academy Award.
That doesn't happen that often, right?
Doesn't it normally transfer mostly?
Yeah, well the difference is that the Golden Globes
they have like different categories.
Different categories for acting.
Right.
And the best actor.
It's true.
2010, I think was a pretty big year for like,
well like pretty like high profile films, like the King's speech. Social Network I think was a pretty big year for like, well like, pretty like high profile films,
like The King's Speech, social network,
I came out that year as well.
So I think those already like,
so indie films are just kind of like,
don't worry about it this year, guys.
We've got here's the big films.
Yeah.
With Blue Velvet,
that's Valentine, right?
With Blue Velvet.
It's a different film.
That's the day to the Blitz film.
And then there's the Woody Allen movie, what's that?
Blue Jasmine.
Blue Jasmine, right. That's the one I was. That's the and then there's the Woody Allen movie? What's that blue Jasmine? Blue Jasmine right that's when I was 2013. I know how you just balloon my
That was pre regret I was regretting it before I was saying just said that blew my mind
You've just blown my mind
You fucking it. I would get that on a t-shirt. You've just blown my mind. You fucking it.
I wouldn't get that on a t-shirt. You've just blown my mind.
You idiot.
Wait, did you not see that as well?
No, I didn't see that.
No, I didn't.
I went through all of that in my head. I'm like it's got to be more than that.
Yeah, I did.
But I actually made it less than that.
Yeah.
Um. them that. But I actually made it less than that. Yeah. Um, so after we've returned in 2010,
he backed it up with probably some of like the biggest films of his career at this point.
Well, the three films that people that all came out in the same year, 2011, and these are usually
the films that people first remember seeing him in Drive Crisis stupid love and the eyes of March
So drive is he's the lead actor. He plays a character called the driver
It's super stylized quite violent very intense. It's got a great soundtrack. I love it. It's also got a real cool jacket
Oh, yes, also people remember
Fuck it. Yeah, I. It's not even fucking easy.
Yeah, I also was like, he's wearing a cool jacket.
He's wearing a leather jacket that's too big.
He said it's also got a really cool jacket.
In it's the movie. On the DVD.
On the DVD cover, you can see it, yes.
Wow.
Ah, Creasers, you would love which is.
Did that balloon your mind?
I saw that at the movies. That was a surprise. I saw that at the movies.
That was a surprise.
I said it at the cinema.
I was going with a low x-ray.
I didn't know what it was.
It's really funny.
That's well-acted, well-written.
What I like about Gosling is that he's very funny.
He's incredibly funny and he's super dry.
Yeah.
He's not a wacky fun guy, but he's so fucking funny. But then he actually
can be like a little bit wacky as well. Which you see in like the nice guys which is a little bit
later on his career but not that much later. Well like that's got a little bit more of like physical
comedy to it. Yeah. I feel like crazy stupid love hasn't dated as well there, right? I saw it kind
of recently. There's a few things that are a bit questionable. There's a few problematic things, right?
That it's funny how quickly things come on.
Yeah.
It's mostly the stuff involving, like, the teenage girl wanting
to fuck Steve Carell.
Yeah.
So what's the concept of this movie?
Maybe it's a comedy.
Yeah, it's a comedy.
So basically, it's a story of Steve.
I never remember that.
Steve Carell.
Steve Carell's wife has an affair, and he finds out about it and then it's kind of like through.
His wife was like his first girlfriend so he's never been like single before.
Spoiler alert. He obviously. Yeah, I guess. I didn't say alerts right.
Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert. And then he meets Ryan Gosling in a bar. Ryan Gosling is a bit of a player and he sort of shows him how to pick the links.
Yeah, so it's like, how does it turn turnout that he's the one who banged his wife?
No, but there are intaginigling things, but let's not ruin one for him.
It's worth a watch.
Yeah, the thing that I was worried about it not holding up is because Ryan Gosling's character
kind of comes across like a pickup artist, which is real bad in 2018 and in 2011 when it came out,
people are like, oh, that's a funny concept. But in the film, there's like a turning point where you're like,
oh, this man's real sad.
Yeah.
And like, it's all like a show.
And he isn't like, there's no scenes where he's like super hyper aggressive
in anything he does.
So it's like, the only problematic thing there is really the idea of it.
Yeah.
I guess anything about us is actually a terribly sad person in reality.
Yeah, it's like garbage man.
But yeah, all the stories and crazy you would love
end up being like super into like entwined
and when it all comes together.
It's very funny.
It's very good.
It's a good movie.
And Iso March, which show him star opposite George Clooney.
Oh, yeah.
I've heard of him.
Yeah.
George Clooney, Hollywood George.
Ah.
George Clooney's kind of like the generation
before the guy we're talking about now.
Yeah, Ryan goes back to that.
Ryan goes back to that.
When that movie came out, people were like, I think we're seeing a new George Clooney.
Right.
And it goes like, yeah, I would say.
I would agree.
All three of these films are well received.
They all made money and they also showed his versatility.
So Drive, Bailey and he talking, he's very, very intense throughout that film.
Chris is super love, he's very, very intense throughout that film.
Chris, you would love, he's very chatty, quite funny, and Izo Varch is more of like a conventional kind of like
political, furlough sort of character where it's like intense talking and like things is real serious.
So I've insane drive or I'd say, oh, you're gonna do that at the end.
It's just giving you a hint.
He's gonna balloon your mind later on.
Uh, he...
Again.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Doosh.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha. Hahaha.
That's the second in my trilogy.
Hahaha.
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Can I wipe it?
Can I wipe it with it?
It's hard.
I'm going to try and tie it all together, but let's see.
Dave's starting his trilogy with his last week of POOM.
Oh, POOM.
I invented a callicle, POOM.
That's something my new favorite color.
I love it.
You'll love it.
I can't wait to see it in fashion this year.
Oh, yeah. It's very good to be very in this autumn.
Very good.
So tuned.
And following the waves of pretty much Ryan Gosling's career at this point,
heaps of acclaim and then all of a sudden a big misstep.
So in 2013, he started Gangsta Squad, which may go on record as the most forgettable film of all.
But I've seen it.
And can you tell me anything about that movie except the
end of Emma Stone's in it?
Okay, yes, Emma Stone's in it.
Ryan Gosling's in it.
Mm-hmm.
Is the guy from Men in Black 3 in it?
John Goodman.
Josh Brolin.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, I guess.
I remember other people.
It's a pretty awful name.
There's some sort of scene in a, in a, scene in a bar and by a pool, I feel.
And I think she's in a dress at one point.
She nailed it.
Yeah, you remember that.
We're a very forgettable film.
Yeah.
Is it a comedy?
No, it's like an action-y, sort of, highest kind of film.
Like, is in Gangsta Squad isn't an ironic name.
Yeah.
It sounds like a video game.
It's real stupid.
Yeah.
They can name it to anything else.
It's also like,
gangster scored was a follow up
for the director who made zombie land.
Oh, I have to name, that was good.
Yeah, and like this is a bit more serious.
There is like lighter moments,
but it's not like a comedy like that.
And yeah, he fucked it.
He fucked it.
He fucked it.
By choosing it or his role.
Oh no, Rygo Zings' role, he's one of the leads,
but he's probably like the least in it lead.
Um, he's...
The Academy Awards for Lead.
Best, least in it lead actor goes to...
Yeah, the acting in all that's fine,
it's just a very, very bland movie.
It's not bad, it's just definitely not good.
Yeah. It's just forgettable.
Totally forgettable.
Very five out of it. Like, a five out of ten in every way.
Would Broke Even, everything about it, it's very Jerry. Yeah, I think it actually might have of like a five out of ten in every way would broke even everything about it
It's very Jerry. Yeah, I think it actually might just like broken even not really made any money though
Then he started only God forgives which is a follow-up with the director who made drive and
People that didn't like drive often said it was to stylize and didn't have enough of a plot
Only God forgives has almost zero plot and is all style
enough of a plot. Early God forgives has almost zero plot and is all style. Um, including some like very, very, very weird scenes. I look,
disclaimer, I love only God forgives, but it is fucked. Um, hmm.
Rhyangosling also had like, this was his first chance to sort of like step. He
didn't direct it or help direct it, but he's friends with the director.
So I meant that he was able to like kind of step behind the camera a little
bit, sort of test it out.
He made some of the key decisions in the film, so I character dies and Ryan Gosling's character
in this film reacts to it, and the director was like, do you reckon you should be happy
or sad about it?
And Ryan Gosling was like, what if I put my hand, so it's like a stomach wound, he's like,
what if I put my hand in it?
And that's the scene that they went with.
And as someone who's seen the movie, it doesn't really make sense.
I'm not sure why he responds like that. But yeah, very violent. What if I put my hand in it?
Yeah, okay. The Dave Warnicki story. It kind of makes...
You could ask that question every day and it's just an hour and it still makes sense.
It sort of makes sense in the context of the film. You know what? No one's going to see this
film because I'm not going to recommend it. It's just mother that does.
But so he's, because she's like being a terrible mother,
he's, his idea was that he's like looking for a worm to make sure it.
Oh. It's like very like symbolic, but it's,
you don't get that.
Yeah.
That's an awesome, I was thinking like day to day you could go.
So I'm going to see this lovely bowl of warm custard and so that's a very cold day.
Yeah, can I put my hand?
That's the kind of thing that I was thinking.
That sounds like a new podcast idea.
Can I put my hand in it?
Every week someone suggests a topic to you.
You discuss what you can put your hand in it.
Yes, I like that.
I like that a lot.
I should really start like this business that I've got going on.
Yeah, write these down.
Podcasts. Podcasts write these down. Podcast, podcast, concept generator.
Done. You're getting all this?
He's a millionaire.
I've done it.
You can check that out on my Twitter.
And after those two failures, he actually announced he was retiring from acting.
With, and I quote, I've lost perspective on what I'm doing.
I think it's good for me to take a break,
reassess why I'm doing it, and how I'm doing it.
I don't know why I'm putting my hands in things.
Very strange.
I'm just doing it.
And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that.
So he retired from acting and was like,
I'm gonna be a director,
which then led to his directing debut,
a film called The Lost River,
which critically panned and bombed.
Ah.
Because again, he didn't really learn from the decisions he was making.
He only got forgives and pretty much did a similar thing where the movie's just like,
fucked.
So he doesn't star in it as well?
Nope, he's not in it at all.
I haven't heard of any of the movies you've said for a while.
Gangs Discord?
No.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I've really said too since Crazy Stupid Love love. Well probably I reckon we'll get up to some more Matt
I reckon that I don't I don't think we'll ever hear from him again
I think you've done me or Ryan Gosling
But it might be honest with this report you've brought in
So you're calling it now you reckon Ryan Gosling is done to quiet you.
I said it in a Gosling style.
I said when it was in the notebook.
I'm done.
I'm done with this shit.
Where is the way or bad like that somewhere in America at that accent?
What is it? Brandoville?
Brandoville, right.
Brandoville, Mississippi.
Oh, in the South.
You're very learned it.
I see you study geography.
Oh yeah.
Is my Mississippi in the South?
I'm the geography one on this podcast.
Canada.
No.
It is.
Wow.
I mean, in America, Canada.
In a way, everything's South of something, isn't it? That's true. That is true. Wow. I mean, in a way. In a way, in a way, everything's south of something, isn't it?
That's true.
That is true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shep the North Pole.
I keep going south long enough you'll blood get there much.
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the Lost River, Critical and Commercial Failure.
Critics described it as a train wreck.
I haven't seen all of it, and I've seen some of it,
and he's just like very heavily inspired
by a few directors that he loved,
whose styles just do not match.
Right.
So it's just, it's no good.
Well, like a Ninja movie with like,
Finding Nemo.
So he was inspired by the director of Drive and only God forgives, as well as the director
of Blue Valentine, which are already wildly different movies.
And then a director called Gaspon No, who is a French new wave director.
Gaspon No!
And he's done doing it!
Gaspon, please!
Someone said Ryan No, then maybe this will fall into different, because I'd be like, he made a great film, but please. Someone said Ryan, no, then maybe this will probably be different
because I'd be like, he made a great film, but no, Alas.
So he retired from acting to become a director.
He fucked it.
And then 2015, 2016, he's back acting again.
He's back, baby.
Back to retirement.
And here's a list of films that I reckon you guys may have heard of.
So 2015 and 2016 came out with a big shot,
which I'm pretty mad at. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good. Very good. 2016 came up with a big short. Yes, I'm saying that. Very good.
Very good. The big short about the housing crisis. I've seen that one. Hey, who was he in that?
He's character's name is like Jared, I think. He's the guy he's like, he's the one who's sort of
he was just selling it. I have not seen this movie. Oh my god, I can only imagine Christian
bail. Oh my god. He's the guy who kind of brings Christian bail and Steve Carrell together. Oh, it's one of those guys that works in that office
Yeah, uh, is it is the neither one that brings them to that office? Oh wait. No. Yeah, it brings them to that office
He's sort of like a middleman
And I fully understand the world of high finance. I enjoyed that film, but he was clearly
Oh, they get into it. It's quite a blue in your mind.
He's quite like, well, funny in it.
Like, he's like quite like, quippy.
Right, he's clearly quite forgettable in that role.
He also looks wildly different,
because he's got like gross, greasy, black hair.
Does he look like Christian Baile in that film?
A little bit, yeah.
Like, what?
You think he have Christian Baile.
Yes, Christian Baile is in that film.
Yes.
As Ryan Gosling.
No, I don't think.
What's the drumming?
At some point, Christian Baile, He drums like a pantera song or something
Maybe walk it's very good. That's my favorite rhythm movie when I play a pantera song
Fair enough
Have you earned a pen? It's a really in transition. No, I still do but the
really in transition. No, I still do, but the for now, I don't think I'm gonna obviously the birthday will come up or something appropriate. I'm gonna just sit on it
forever. Mm-hmm.
Remember my neck.
But yeah, that movie said because of how true all that is. Yeah.
How the, oh, it's fucked. How the banks are just like, yeah,
there's like points in that film where they're just like,
this is what they're doing,
and this is how that affected everyone.
And it's also really weird,
because the film is made by the same guy who made,
I wanna say Ancomhan.
He's like a comedy director.
Oh, interesting.
That guy's the little Farrell Rodding Partners,
isn't he? Yeah. partners. Yeah, where's it Adam?
Yes, Adam Scott
He's very versatile Adam McKay. Yes, Adam McKay. That's the director of that film
Yeah, sir. He made Ankeman 2 so that they'd let him make this film right
Ankeman 2 is not very good. Yeah, big shot though. Pretty good.
Yeah. Anke-Man 2's like got funny things to it, but it's pretty.
Yeah, I didn't love it.
It's not, I don't know.
Even if I've landed too?
No, I haven't.
I think though, all those classic cult comedies make and then they get big slowly and then
they go for the sequel and it's often like, they've just normally it's every celebrity
who loves the movies in it. Yeah. Which means it's just, it's not like, they've just normally it's every celebrity who loves the movie is in it.
Yeah. Which means it's just, it's not really a movie anymore. No, it's just Cammy.
Yeah. Zoolander 2 opens with a scene with Justin Bieber. But in like 2014 or 15 or whatever,
I came out, all the Cammy is in that movie feel way too late. Right.
I treat Billy Zane like he's still very, very famous. Well, he was in the original. Yeah.
But I love Billy Zane in the original.
I love Billy Zane.
Yeah, Billy Zane's a real babe.
Oh my god.
How do you feel about the Phantom?
Loved it.
Oh yeah.
He lives in a fucking waterfall, man.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I don't know.
I know people who do love it.
A lot of people who share the offices here.
There's a few big Phantom fans here.
We painted one of the rooms' Phantom purple because of it.
Oh, I did not know that.
And I may have been in that room. I think one of the Arne and purple because of it. Oh, I did not know that. And I may have been in that room.
I think one of the honey Donna guys,
I think Mark or Zach, I forget which one.
One of them is a big fan.
I want to say Mark.
Yeah, it seems like a Mark thing.
Sammy J, but he's just, and someone else.
Is it you, Matt?
No.
It's a fandom who's my favorite superhero.
Oh, Dave, Dave is the only.
But I don't, I'm not super into it. I haven't seen
the bill exact film. Oh, for fuck's sake. I just used to get the comics because they were the
cheapest ones of the music. Okay, yeah, you're a big fan. You're a big fan or a big fan of saving.
Yeah, love saving. Do should go on. Yes. Has it come back around yet? No, yeah, but give it a
couple more. So then you also made the nice guys, which is
a fun more comedic role.
I like that movie.
Yeah, it's a great film.
Is that OK?
Yeah, OK, great.
Yeah, often when I like something, I'm like,
hey, someone who knows more about this stuff is.
Is it OK to like that?
It's OK for me to.
Nice guys.
Very, very good.
Very fun.
I watched it on a plane, though, and they
sent some of the swearing. Cool. But it was very obvious what they were actually sent. So it just looked
dumb. So they added another layer of company. It's so weird when the planes do that. Yeah,
it's weird. You are such a nice guy. Yeah. But yeah, they bleep well, they don't bleep
without turning shit to sugar and stuff like that. Yeah. I think I kept saying like flippin
and I was like flippin. Yeah, like flippin. Something like that. And think I kept saying like, flipping, and I was like, flipping, like flipping.
Something like that.
And flipping actually kind of fits the characters
of that film, but it would be very distracting.
I think I've been feeling I enjoyed it.
I did a gig a couple months ago,
where, just as I was going up,
they said, no swearing at all.
And I was in a line that has a,
I say, fucking.
I was called like, fuck.
And I did, like, I got to the F and then I sort of changed it
to flipping, but I wrote like it was fucking.
Fuckin'.
Anyway, I don't think anyone noticed.
Imagine you said,
five, then,
and it would hurt.
No swearing at all, that's a rough rule.
Well, no, they said, they said, the rule is,
uh, I think they said, they said the rule is...
Maybe PG's.
I think they said three swears,
leaving for the headliner.
Well, something like that.
What?
They've got a quota?
Yeah.
But the audience are going to be like,
actually, tonight there were four swears,
and I'm gonna refund.
It was a rule.
I get up there, be like,
hello, everyone, I'm just pissed shit, fuck boobs.
And then I just flip them off for a bit.
And then you're like,
boobs and flipping you off
isn't swearing so that's the three.
Damn.
Damn it.
I didn't even think about the swears.
So I'm too innocent.
Dog ball.
That's my go-to.
That's a good one.
Dog ball.
Shout out to your ass, dog ball.
Us.
Us.
Us.
Yeah, us is a bored one.
I'm trying to swear less.
How's it going?
Well, I dropped the F ball merely in this episode and
Then again soon after I'm gonna try and not do that anymore for the rest of this day
I'm really I'm always stressed about guessing on podcasts where there isn't a discussion about swearing sure
I'm like I say fuck a lot
Fucks fine. Yeah, we try to avoid the seaweed because Dave had a conversation with Matt and I about it, but apart from that, some people are afraid of going.
Some people are offended by a lot of things we do.
I personally am not offended.
But yeah, but also I think something Dave was saying is that it's more offensive in other countries in Australia.
It's sort of another word for person. And but I would say that's like a bad swear word.
Yeah, so without podcast, we do say it occasionally.
And I, we hear about it sometimes.
Right.
You guys are all so very good at derailing the podcasts.
Well, some people have described this podcast
as the derailing that happens in between.
It's the derailing in between the notes of the report,
that make the report the report.
It's much like jazz.
It's the notes you don't play.
It's the notes you don't play.
I'm speaking of jazz, Lala Land,
this next film.
You might be the segue king.
Yes, good segue.
I'll take it.
I'm very emotional.
Much like Harajan Gosling,
except for the award was on stage to accept best picture when Lala land was wrongly announced
But yeah, Lala land massive success
Ryan Gosling was again like hey you can be funny you can be dramatic you can sing and dance people like you can't sing
That well maybe don't be musicals, but I disagree. I think his voice is great
So you've seen it and you loved all I love Lala land. I was Lala for Lala. If you said gargaw for Lala land, that would have made it some sense.
Yeah. Take it from me. Like I'm a king of sand.
I see. I ain't got no dollars. We're all friends here. I don't know what that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that.
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I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know and like it was like it was beautiful.
Yeah really well shot. So well shot.
So well shot. It was great and I really like Emma Stone and Ryan girls link together. So I was like I enjoyed
myself. So who cares? They've been it so they've done a few movies together.
I have done a few. It sounds like at least three.
At least three. Yeah so they did Lullaby and Gangsta Squad.
Crazy crazy love together. Yeah I like them together. So you so you did Lullaby and Gangsta Squad. Crazy, crazy love to you.
I like him together.
So you liked it, Dave, you haven't seen it?
It looks like something I would hate.
I haven't seen it either, and I, yeah, wonder.
I feel like I'd have to be in the right place.
I like the, you like musicals?
I hate musicals.
Okay, so you might actually like it.
Cause one of the criticisms is that it isn't that musical.
It opens up to big musical numbers
and then pretty much drops off the
tie. I hate musicals but I really love that Whiplash, the guys other movie. Yeah.
Love that. Yeah, I like Whiplash. Oh, he's a Whiplash guy. Yeah, like Whiplash.
He might Whiplash, then he made Lala Land and then he's next film which I'll get to
in. Another ghost. Give us the Oh! That really goss me. And then he's most recent film,
cinema appearance was the most recent Blade Runner film,
which again, critical acclaim,
unfortunately didn't make any money,
lost a lot of money.
Really?
But so did the original Blade Runner.
Yeah, right.
Because when you make sequels to cult films,
much like the comedy discussion we're having before,
sometimes it's a bad decision.
Yeah, and they, is he gonna do like several directors cuts again?
And a different director this time.
It was directed by the same guy who made like,
Sikarier and Prisoners, which is Hugh Jackman and Jake
Jellinall, you've seen that.
He's a really good director.
This equal to play to run our lot of people
like more than the first one.
I'm not sure where, how I feel about it.
I just know that I went in being like,
I really liked the first one.
I heard that I'm fucking up.
And they didn't. I left very happy.
I actually saw it in Bell Fost.
I wasted the one day I had in Bell Fost in a cinema.
And I wasn't, I'm, I used wasted that,
but I was happy because like, it was a great one.
Oh, I imagine it was sucked.
That would have been real bad.
I was like two pounds 50 for a ticket, which is like five, a straight $1. I was like, what? Yeah, it was a great one. Oh, I imagine it sucked. That would have been real bad. I was like two pounds 50 for a ticket,
which is like five dollars.
I was like, what?
Yeah, it was great value.
No wonder it didn't make any money though.
Yeah, they need to charge me more.
It feels, it does feel strange
that those movies don't make money.
It feels like to me, the logic holds up
that a movie that becomes a big cult hit afterwards.
You should go back and cash in for the next movie at the cinemas, but it doesn't seem
to necessarily go that way.
The first played run and came in in like 82.
Yeah, but pretty big gap.
Big gap, yeah, followed by 2007.
So like, hey, fingers crossed.
It was like good there just to see like, 17, right?
17.
Yes. 2017. Did I say right? 17, yeah. 2017.
Did I say seven?
Yeah, maybe whoops.
You've done that twice today.
You're like, because I drop a century, you drop a decade.
So you don't have it as bad as me.
Yeah, that's gonna say that's, that's, that's,
so the 10% bad, that's bad.
And yeah, here's next role, the next film
that's coming out is called The First Man,
where he's reunited from the director of Lollaland and Whiplash.
It's about Neil Armstrong.
And Ryan Gosling is playing Neil Armstrong.
I'm sure he was going to be about Adam from Adam and Eve.
I think that's probably the reference there.
That first man on the moon.
So that's the next one.
It comes out next to you.
Does he wear like a like a leaf of his dick?
I think it's crossed.'s they've just going with artistic
lessons of space here.
I just leave every day.
Exposed genitals, but a leaf.
Yeah, that's great.
And behind the leaf is a dog.
I'm into it.
Is it going to be a musical?
No, I don't think so.
We've got news.
Yeah, we've got just really a music.
Well, I guess you could see it as a musical.
There's a lot of music in it, but there's no songs.
Right. Yeah, I'm I'm see it as a musical. There's a lot of music in it, but there's no songs. Yeah, I'm kind of like, I can, I'm okay with musicals, but I love them.
Like I really like Annie, the old Annie. That's a musical. That's a full-on musical. That's full-on
musical, but yeah, I can't think of another one I like. Like you said, it opens with like a song and
dance number, but then it's just kind of a nice story with some music in there.
Pretty sure I like Annie because of just nostalgia for my childhood back in the 20s in
depression.
New York.
I was forgetting to grow up in the Great Depression.
Yeah, well, I mean, to me, I say grow up, I was pretty old in that stage, but you could
have liked it.
You could have also adopted it often.
Younger.
Yeah.
Yeah, that Daddy War box was based on me
I never noticed but they'll make a lot of sense that nanny reference
Yes, and nanny reference would be mr. Shaffee old
How we brought up the nanny again
Love it. It's a great great. I don't know. Does the nanny hold up definitely. So good. I mean, it's as good as it was then.
Missed five!
It's good stuff.
So good.
I see, see so much.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're supposed to.
But she's a bitch.
But she's also a babe.
I'd sort of, and that's so recently, she's a babe.
She's not a babe.
She's gross.
Go back.
No.
I never got back.
As a kid, I was like, you know, I just like she's so mean.
She's babcock. And now I'm like, she's mean. Just quit. Just before I wrap up my
report, and I'm like, I'm tired of you left. I just want to quickly take a
bit. Don't think that I'm tying this back in. It's not. I just want it. So
Niles from the Nanny versus Niles from Frazier. Who's your favorite Niles? Good one.
Oh, the Nani.
Frazier.
In what way?
Just as general character.
To what, general character.
Maybe the Nani actually.
The Nani is the guy.
Like he's the Niles probably.
Frazier is a real wimp.
Yeah, he's probably a better character.
A better character is the Frazier Niles.
Yeah, see, I'm going to go with Frazier Niles as well. So we've split it. So Tweet us in. Yeah, see, I'm gonna go with phrase in miles as well.
So we've split it so tweet us in.
Yeah, let us know.
Designing vote.
Signing vote.
You're the listeners.
Which nose is the best miles?
Yeah.
And there are also niles in Buffy.
There's also the Riff Giles.
Giles.
Giles.
Damn.
You fucking hate.
Played by Stuart Head.
Whoa, that's off your head.
Anthony Stuart Head.
Yeah.
What about the guy from one direction? Nile Nile
Singular what about the river plural. Oh very good. Oh
Two Niles rivers
Anyway Ryan goes like nominate for his 120 awards. He's been nominated for a hundred. Those are actual numbers
Well, how do you have? Just would love that hundred and a hundred no more
Well, I'd like to award him with one more my favorite person
Oh
And you are obviously single
Who's your favorite person Ryan Godson Ryan Godly I love you
So you love him as a guy too.
He loves him as a person.
So he's a good person?
I think he's cool.
Yeah, I actually didn't mention this, but yeah, he's also quite charitable.
Like he's involved in a lot of charity work and stuff like that.
It just seems like a good person.
Do you foresee a time where he'll quit acting again?
Well, if it follows the same pattern, he'll probably be the first man will probably be real good and then whatever he does after that
It'll be shit. He seems to take it really to heart. It's like I did three great films one terrible one. I'm quitting forever
Well, it's like no one remembers the shit no one remembers gangster squad who cares
I think the issue is more that he doesn't like it's not he takes it to heart. It's like he's in a bunch of
Really popular movies and then he's like actually maybe I'm a good actor and then he takes too big of a risk.
And he's like, whoa, need to calm down.
Dysha, would it be fair to say that his biggest fault
is that he cares too much?
I think that is a useful,
but I realized that I know I've wrapped up the report now,
but I just realized I skipped a part
that I foreshadowed heaps.
I'll reopen it, reopen it.
The movies, the moot, no.
Yes, but that was gonna end the episode of that.
Right.
But I thought there's a bit fun fact.
Oh, he's current partner?
He's current partner?
Oh, yes.
So he was in a film in 2012 called Place Beyond the Pines,
which he, that was popular.
It was popular.
It did pretty well.
His partner in that film was Eva Mendes,
who is now his partner in life,
and they have two kids together.
Are they married?
No.
Not married, just have the kids.
Eva Mendes, what else is she in?
Oh my God, you don't know Eva Mendes.
She's in the other name.
The other guys, she plays Will Farrell's wife
and the other guys.
Oh, okay.
And she's like, she's dropped it gorgeous
and he talks about it like she's gross.
It's actually...
You gotta be that, Dave.
Fucking funny.
Actually, the other guys is a film that should be bad
but he's actually very good.
Yeah.
The other guy's what is it?
It's does.
We'll fail Marky Mark.
Oh sorry, that's not the Russell Crowe.
Ron Gosling does.
No, that's the nice guys.
So who the other guy's?
The other guy's.
I've seen the other guy.
I think I've seen the other guys as well.
It starts.
If you remember, it might be an ad-a-mication film as well.
Right.
At some sort, they're like, body-cop film?
It's a body-cop film that actually starts
the first 20 minutes is about the rock and Samuel Jackson
as the best copsever, but they're so good
that they think they can survive jumping off a building.
Oh, great.
And they don't.
That sounds funny.
It's very funny.
Yeah, that sounds like that was probably all right.
Yeah, I remember seeing in the cinema
being like, not expecting much and leaving,
being like, I had a good laugh, that was cinema being like not expecting much and leaving being like,
I had a good laugh, that was good.
Even Mendes and Ryan Gosling, though,
having children, how good looking at those children
gonna be, holy shit.
Was that a fun fact, Jess?
Yes.
Even Mendes is also quite like his,
just under 10 years older than Ryan Gosling as well,
considering the Sandra Bullock thing.
Yeah, okay, there you go.
So there we go.
There we go, well done.
So three films, if you haven. So there we go. There we go. Well done. So three films,
if you haven't seen any Ryan Gosling films, drive, probably give Lollolander crack as well,
shows a bit of versatility and an earlier work. Go with half-nour. Actually, you know what? Change
from mine. Go with Laws and the Real Girl because he's not handsome in that at all. He's put on a
bit of weight. He's got a really gross amount of stash, but it's very, very good. And if you just want to fuck your life up,
watch Blue Valentine, because that'll make you be like,
maybe I don't want to date ever again.
And maybe if I am married, I should get a divorce now.
Right, I probably like it.
I probably like it.
Gangsta squad?
I was up feeling those.
Because out of all the films, that's the one I want to say,
stands like me, action.
Yes.
Yeah, you're an action man.
Action, forgettable, yes.
Yes, yes.
Gangsters.
Squads, I love groups of people.
Sean Penn's in it, I think.
He's a great actor.
He's fallen, he was so respected,
and it seems like that's fallen away a bit recently.
I, well, yeah, I think he was,
well, he made IAM Sam a no one gave him shit for it
when they probably should have.
Right.
It was a, yeah, no, he didn't,
he was, that was like a ward buzz sort of stuff.
Great soundtrack of Beatles covers that.
Hmm.
Yes.
It's almost like you're putting together a little tasting paddle of movies here for us.
Little, G-ghost paddle.
I'm loving it.
You just, you just go to get the, what would you call what's the stout and then work
our way over to the... Whoa. Maybe he's already giving you the three yeah I know but find a way to make Ryan Gosling
relatable yeah we do you think be I need to make that what relate to me like a dark
at probably go with drive it's a bit dry yeah yeah yeah yeah and then what's your what's
your wacky one like it I like I like something in here that I haven't tasted before. Gangsta squad. Obviously.
That's the palette cleanser. Bit wacky.
No, what are the fat one? Where is fat?
He was the real girl. Bit wacky.
It's not wacky in the sense of, whoa, it's like, oh, that's strange and nice and I'm feeling
things.
Well, thanks so much for doing that.
That was fantastic. I didn't know much about Ryan Gosling.
I enjoyed it.
Good, I'm glad that, again, I'm really sorry that no one got murdered and there was no Thanks so much for doing that. That was fantastic. I didn't know much about Ryan Gosling. I enjoyed it.
Good.
I'm glad that, again, I'm really sorry that no one got murdered
and there was no mysteries.
Never apologize for that.
Yeah.
To be honest, look, I did what I could.
Don't apologize.
We do have to thank some Patreon listeners, I don't we?
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I'll, I hope that some of the names I say
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podders where you can pledge to the show
if you enjoy listening every single week.
And I would like to thank, is it okay if I go first?
Dave, I mean, you just jumped in.
Very right, gozzling of you, taking the initiative.
Is this good? Is that good?
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
Just saying his name is good for me to be honest.
Oh really? You're just loving that much.
I have a shirt with his face on it.
Really?
Actually, my Twitter profile picture.
So if you had...
Two shirts with his face on it actually.
One where he's on the face of an actual gozzling.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know that shit in public.
What if you met had to meet A celebrity and I got to, you know,
hang talk to them get their autographs that kind of thing.
You say your number one?
That's a tough one because like I like him so much that like, I feel like
that like I might blow it and not like, I don't think I'd be a creep.
It's just like, I'd be like, I didn't blame it.
Good throw back. I just wanted to like I'd be like I like leave and be like fuck I either came across weird
or like I didn't ask him something I wanted to or I'd like go into it too casual and they just have a nothing
in conversation. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's a tough one. It's a tough one. Have I made you hear us?
How about we do this right? We each name. We will get Dusha to allocate a Gosling film.
A film. I was gonna say recommend a movie, yeah.
Oh, okay.
You hear the name, what movie do you think they remind you of
or what they should watch?
Mm-hmm.
So I would like to thank these are all Patreon supporters.
Thank you so much for everyone that does support the show.
But specifically this week from Sacramento, California, the Capitol, the Capitol, California, that is right. Enjoy. That's good. It's the name of the singing cowboy from the Simpsons that Lisa falls in love with.
Mr. Bergstrom. Also sounds like a member of Mayhem. Black Metal Band reference for anyone
out there. No. Possibly someone out there, but this is not in here. Mayhem, I love metal band names that you have to really squint to be able to read.
Oh, mayhem. Absolutely.
Some of their...
It looks like a tree that's gone.
The branches of sort of all intertwined.
Some of the writing of the films of the, sorry, metal bands.
They have like a lineup, 10 different names, and I can't read a single one.
All right, I'd also like to thank all the way from Suffolk.
Suffolk and GB. I would like to thank John Paul Hoor. John Paul Hoor. John Paul Hoor is a cool name. Let's go with Great Britain when I was there.
It was pretty cold. Blue, blue Valentine. Sorry about the sad movie recommendation, but
that's a good one. But you think John Paul Paul Hall would enjoy it? Or you think great films.
Especially on a cold, suffocate.
Yeah, exactly.
John Paul Hall, let us know what you think about this movie.
Yeah, if you've seen it and hate it, tweet Matt.
Yes, I will.
Matt will enjoy that.
I will forward on the apology from Dusha.
Matt, would you like to thank some people?
I would love to.
I would so love to.
Could I thank from Bar garter in Queensland?
Thank Kobe Jenkins. That's a good name. Kobe Jenkins a great name
Kobe I feel like he should be in what movie would he be in I've changed it not these aren't recommendations these are movies that
If when the technology becomes available, which I think it already is we'll insert you into these movies
For that's a big one.
Because Kobe instantly wanted to put him in a basketball film,
but like Ryan Gosling sadly has not straightened up.
But he's also, he's from Country Queensland.
I'm guessing it's Country by Gara.
Maybe it's a suburb.
Well, if you're thinking sports related,
what about Remember the Titans?
Oh yeah, actually that's good.
Very good.
Yep, yep.
Let's put him in Remember the Titans.
Kobe Jenkins could be the quarterback. Definitely. It doesn't good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's put him in remember the Kobe Jenkins could be the quarterback
Very caught up. Yeah quarterback. All right
He's the he's the quarterback who injures himself and has to be replaced by
Dawson from Dawson's Creek. I've changed this movie to
Fast-thitty blues, but anyway, that's good. That's another great sporting film.
And from Bridgewater, MA, Daveway's MA.
So Massachusetts. Massachusetts.
I love it. All right. From Bridgewater, Massachusetts, it's Tim Ganon.
Let's go with, well, a place beyond the pines, because Massachusetts sounds like it has trees.
Yeah. Well, that's where Boston's from, right?
Love it.
And Tim's nickname in high school, I imagine, was Tim Ganon the Cannon.
Am I right?
Absolutely.
Also has a great quarterback arm.
It's weird that you're like all your fans are quarterbacks.
Yeah, we've got to put a quarterbacks.
Yeah, we've really nailed the jock market.
Strictly no nerds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cool names here. This is first cool name. Max Jook. That's another quarterback name.
That's a name. Max Jook. Max Jook. I know I've already recommended this, but
Max Jook sounds like a black the nice guy's a lot. Yeah. Or because it's a real cool name,
drive is a real cool movie. I reckon he could be in the passenger seat. Yeah, he could. He could
be the navigator. Max Jook Duke and just a next lift driver.
Thanks Max, which birth just lights. Where's burr? Is that Burk in Queensland?
Burk Virginia.
I'll be sure to.
Virginia.
He's a mountain mama.
Is that a line in that song?
No, where's Virginia?
Mountain mama,
a wave and sing that wrong.
All this is at least you haven't been putting simply in irresistible.
Simply replaceable.
That's what you're doing.
Simply irresistible is what you're mixing up.
Simply irresistible.
I just thought that song was irresistible.
Oh my god.
Girl, we work hard with him.
Sorry about him.
No, that's okay.
I'll go one more.
From Plymouth, I would like to thank Anna Fox. Oh, they are both great names. They've both got X's in them. I think that's okay. I'll go one more from Plymouth. I would like to thank Anna Fox.
Oh, they are both great names.
They've both got X's in them.
I think that's what.
X is cool.
X is cool.
The short hand for cool.
Do you want to be cool, get an X in your name.
Anna Fox sounds like a,
that's also like an author name, like a very much.
Like if I were to just like best published, best selling books.
Anna Fox.
Anna Fox next to J.K. Rowland.
Yeah. Initial Rowland. Yeah.
Initial A fox.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's right.
That's liars, A fox.
That's very good.
Thank you so much for having me on the head.
Good boy.
Good boy.
What are you inserting here into? Let's put her in.
Where would a fox fit real well?
Yeah, too bad he wasn't in the fantastic Mr. Fox,
because that would have been a no-brainer.
Well, actually, that is giving me an idea.
Lead actor in Fantastic Mr. Fox, George Clooney.
She's now in Knights of March.
Great. Enjoy that.
Yeah, good one.
And what's that movie that's politics?
So she's maybe she's the president in that.
Yeah, you know, I'm happy for her to be the president.
Anna Fox is another as that's a great president.
President Fox.
Yes.
Yes. Whoa.
She is British.
So that's breaking some rules.
She's going to have to do an accent.
That's so good.
Dave, could you just give her a quick lesson in how to do an American accent?
I'll roll you every day for a month!
Ha ha ha ha!
Thank you, Mr. President.
You're welcome, sir.
The line isn't even month.
It's a year.
I haven't seen the fucking film.
But we corrected you the first time.
You actually said it right the first time.
Yeah, then changed.
And then you were like, is it month or a year?
And then we were like, it's a year.
God, you just went with month or a year.
So, would you do us the honor of thanking a couple as well?
Yeah, absolutely.
Dive into that list there, wherever it takes your fancy.
Yep.
All right, from Sutherland, Great Britain,
we have Joe Morris.
Oh, Joe Morris.
That's a really, I don't think you get away
with that name outside of Sutherland. Yeah, it's very
Very British which is unfortunate that he lives in Sunderland
Mate you better get out of there quick
Okay, Joe moron. Oh, you're gonna you will you sound like you've got a just a good knowledge. I wasn't at all
What do you think in there? Is it was you know anything British-ish?
Just give a knowledge. I wasn't at all. What are you thinking there? Is it was you know anything British-ish?
It's been any good. Do he's so versatile very versatile
Gosling. Oh my gosh
Kapatee the bicky I'll pop a brew on
I didn't realize I was in the room with such a professional. Yeah, it is amazing I'm really quite intimidating. I'm really sorry. Yeah, no, that's okay.
I'm kind of going into shock.
I know.
I know.
Ooh!
It's like the American accents and the British accents in here.
I'm very, very, very, very, very impressed.
We're so much more than just podcasts.
Yeah.
For example, just then I hit my head on that wall behind me.
I'm sitting.
I'm sitting.
I'm sitting so far from the walls.
Yeah, I am, and I hit my head kinda hard.
So let's wrap this up.
I'm my new hospital.
For what movie's Joey?
I'm morat.
I hear English and I hear half-nelson sounding.
Half-nelson, yeah, because Nelson was a famous, famous,
that's right for Russian.
I got half-nelson over him.
I'm a little bit aroused.
Is it?
Who was Lord Nelson?
What was that?
Yeah, the ratio.
Nelson, he's the little guy in Trafalgar Square.
Yes, the big, he was one Aussie.
He was being re-rearacted, I think.
Oh, what's he now?
Oh, what?
Nelson, it's pickfully Joe.
And all right, I'll go with the next person. I'd Oh, hi. Nelson, it's pickfully Joe and all right,
I'll go with the next person.
I'd just like to thank for thanks for being a Patreon
to do go on and just remember to head to patreon.com.com
for such do go on pod.
There we go, no.
Oh, no.
This guy is a pro.
Yeah, thank you so much to Trent Unro from Taft, CA.
Taft, Taft, California. I wrote that every day for a month.
Taft.
That's a Simpson's reference as well.
I think that was a president, Taft.
Taft.
Is that ringing any bells, David?
Hi.
Homer or someone goes, Taft.
Remember the time they said that one word, Dave?
No.
He knew it like he is very good with these normal.
That's the first time I've stumped him.
Maybe because I've made it up.
Damn.
Damn.
Oh, listen to you.
It's like there's a spark there.
Like,
No, I just don't want to
not remember it, but I just kind of tried.
So he's from Taft.
Taft.
Taft.
Well, he's got a really like wrestling name,
which would make me pick half Nelson,
but we just picked that.
I can't, I can't. They can have I never did two co stars. Yeah Trent unwrapped
They could be the undercard in the wrestling movie. Yeah, they cost him in the wrestler
I guess instead yeah, which is Ryan Gosling is not in but it's a great film but Ryan Gosling enjoys that maybe yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's great perfect. Thank you so much. Yeah
Joe and Trent
Thank you so much
Joe and Trent
Do she was worried that you guys wouldn't would or not actually know who's hoping that you guys know his podcast and hate it
Because they need to be like finally my name is about to get read out on do go on what the fuck
Not that guy
But yeah, sorry if you wanted to hear your own name said by someone from do go on a nice. I'm from do go on Thanks Joe marit and Trent unra I think I think if you if you weren't happy with Joel
Then I don't know if you can be happy with this you step down. He's pointing at his dick
Hands above the board. I hope you happy one down
Hands above the board. I hope you have to be on the down
Is looking his lips, so it's very strange
He's a very strange person. I just had some pretzels. It's right. He's pretzels
Let's go to the tape. I think I nailed that one. I don't think he's got pretzels I'm gonna wrap this up. Doosa. Thank much for coming in. Now, if people haven't heard your podcast,
you are on a few on the Sandspans now.
Yeah, I am.
I'm actually on a podcast.
So I'm on a podcast that's frequently,
I'm one of the hosts of that,
IPA pretty frequently on Shut Up A Second,
which is a podcast that actually gets compared
to this one sometimes.
Oh.
Shut up a second.
Vavorably.
So shut up.
I was like, this podcast shit.
It's like, do go on.
Shit. So, shut up a second, we pick topics, I guess, kind of similar. And we go through
like the history of the facts and the pop culture behind it. But our topics are usually...
That was our idea. Our topics are usually not well, like, there's never
ports and a lot of the time we're going from memory. So we're wrong often, like, there's never reports and a lot of the time are going from memory. So we're wrong often, like how we forgot
that Flamingo is good fly.
Yeah, that is not a good sign.
You were thinking of Flamingco dances.
Oh, we were.
Who are only thinking also fly.
So I'm not a memory, got a man of memory.
But yeah, shows are very, very funny.
Should I second, is there any others you appear on?
I'm on TNDs for nerds sometimes.
There's some campaigns that pop up in,
but because that's like a serialized thing,
you wouldn't necessarily get me,
but that's our second most popular show.
So if you're interested in like D&D podcasts,
especially if you listen to...
Which stands for...
Dungeons and Dragons.
Right.
So if you're a planet broadcasting fan,
you've had dragon friends,
and you'd like to listen to another D&D podcasts,
it's also like quite heavily involved in comedy.
D&D's for nerds.
Thanks so much for coming on, Doof.
No worries.
I'm not gonna tell you the Doof.
You can absolutely call me that.
Yeah, great.
Yeah, that's good.
I wrote the Doof everday for a mom.
If you aren't familiar with Doof's work,
you can check out those episodes I did a little while ago.
Yeah, hopefully you'll get Jess on sometimes soon.
Yeah, we want Jess on.
I refuse.
You're done for. I think she'd be so good on it. Yeah, we want Jess on our fuse
No, I will only come on if I get so good
I still refuse because I'm a podcast diva that's what happens I used to be friendly now. I don't have any eye
It's very funny, but very hard to do yeah And yeah, Dave you want to come on cuz you because you've been on a show for a second, you haven't been on Plum of the Death Star.
Loved to have all of you guys on.
One at a time there.
Always available.
Always available.
And yeah, like if you've listened to other podcasts,
like we've had...
I'm very rarely available, but...
Always happy.
But yeah, Alistair from Two of the Thing Tank
has also recently been on Plum of the Death Star,
so if you've only heard Plana Broadcasting podcasts
and you want someone to like dip in...
Branch out.
Here we go.
Not too far.
This has become one of the longest episodes we've ever done.
I know.
Well, at least for a quite a while.
Jesus.
Hey, Ryan Gosling, he's just that grader man.
Thanks so much for having me, guys.
Thank you so much.
We will be back next week and until then I will say goodbye
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