Two In The Think Tank - 118 - Ryan Gosling (with Guest Joel Duscher!)

Episode Date: January 24, 2018

This week, Sanspants Radio dude Joel Duscher drops by to be our first guest reporter of 2018! And he reports on his favourite person... heart throb Ryan Gosling! It's a long and tangent filled epsiode... (don't say we didn't warn you) but it's a lot of bloody fun. Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPodSubmit a topic idea directly to the hat: http://bit.ly/DoGoOnHat Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.comCheck out Joel's podcast (and many others!) : http://www.sanspantsradio.com   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:02:43 fuck around, I would, but I can't. So I'm stuck with you and, you know what, we've got a special guest here today, which is a rare occurrence for us, but very exciting to welcome from SansPans Radio. You know him, it's Joel Dusha. Hey guys, how's it going? Thanks for watching, having me. You know him.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Who are you talking to? I'm recording. I mean, you know I do know him. Yeah, you've been potting around behind my back on his pot. I have, I've pototted with the douche. Twice. You have twice, both great episodes, great times. Yeah, we're great times.
Starting point is 00:03:11 I'm gonna be just saying that, can you say? I found out that, and people have told me a few times since that your pod, it has a lot to do with fucking animals. So there's been a recent trend of, yeah, because obviously we don't start episodes like that. There's been a recent trend of the other two in the podcast, Jackson and Joel Zammett. Following just like, we'd be like,
Starting point is 00:03:35 all right, cool, all right, so which dog should have a super power? And then we'd be talking for like 20 minutes and all of a sudden someone would be like, yeah, but what would that make the dick like? And then all of a sudden we're talking about Dogdick. And it happened with your episode, but also we had Al from a two-in-a-thing take on recently and exactly the same thing happened.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I was straight to Dogdick. Well, he, it was his fault this time because we were doing an episode. Actually, it wouldn't have come out yet, so he's a bit of a sneak peek. Oh. It was which fictional character doesn't have a dog, but she would have a dog.
Starting point is 00:04:07 And that was the topic. I love it. Forest Gump. Good answer. He should definitely have a dog. Why me like, he would be well exercised from when he like walked across. Totally.
Starting point is 00:04:18 And I think, like, I think at times, he's quite lonely. Yeah, I think he'd probably kill the dog by giving a chocolate. No, no, he's not, well, he's a simple man, but he's not an idiot. Well, it's hard to say like, everyone should go back and watch Faras go and put an imagine if there was a dog there
Starting point is 00:04:34 and just see what happened. Yeah, imagine it watching the ping pong, going backwards and forwards. Oh, I'd love it. I'm imagining a Labrador too, by the way. Or maybe like a, maybe a Beagle. See, I was imagining a small fluffy dog. Ah, interesting.
Starting point is 00:04:47 So the dog's smaller fluffy, but what's its dick like? Yeah. Now it's pretty much like an episode of Pullman the Dats. Yeah, they're good. But yeah, it's pretty much what happened in that episode was, things were fine for about 25 minutes, where we'll have a great time. And then we spoke about Spider-Man and then we were just saying
Starting point is 00:05:08 dog Spider-Man and then we were worried about, because like a man climbing a wall versus a dog walking up a wall, you'd be just like looking at a window at... And then things just got... Well, I don't know if it's on control from there. So the spandex. Well, I tried to suggest that and then then, unfortunately, the other two boys, three boys, Alistair was to play him for this too. Always.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Yeah, and with it, it was... Al is a real yes man. Yes, and man. He's a yes-and man. He's and a man. Yes and more, dog dick. But yeah, um... If you haven't listened to probably the Death Star, it's worth a listen.
Starting point is 00:05:46 It's not all just dog genitalia. We've been talking about other animals too. Though any episode with dog dick is a good jumping off point. Yeah, well any episode that Matt was on, and also any episode that Al appears on, which one has come out, and we're releasing another one with him on it. Dave was on an episode a couple of years ago as well. He was on Shut Up a Second. Yeah, that was good fun. we're releasing another one with him on it. Dave was on an episode a couple of years ago as well. He was on Shut Up a second.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Yeah, that was good fun. Which I was gonna bring up today. About good. Because the day that we recorded that episode was also the day that you got the do-go on art. Ah man. I remember, because Dave was talking to us about like launching a podcast.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah, that's right. And I showed, I was like, is this logo okay? Because I made it. And I'm no Photoshop genius. You're pretty good. Yeah. Thank you. You do all our Photoshop stuff. I am a Photoshop and I'm no photoshop genius. You're pretty good. Yeah. Thank you, Thomas. You do all our photoshop stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I am a photoshopsevant, just not a genius. So yeah, if someone goes back through the Shut Up a Second Archives, Birds and Birds Part 2, is there any birds left? The two, two very, very good episodes. You had it. Often cited by our fans as some of the best. I had a lot of fun though. I did not know at the time that Flamingo's can fly
Starting point is 00:06:45 and that's embarrassing. Yeah, actually. Not ever since. Yeah, we get, we actually got a really angry tweet from Mr. Sunday movies. Sometimes, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes. Thank you. It was like, Flamingo's can fly, you dumb fox.
Starting point is 00:06:58 But then deleted it because in the episode, we end up watching a video Flamingo flying by like, oh! I love it. I love the podcast we go go early on a angry tweet That one ever listen to the end of the episode. Do they fold up their legs? No, their legs are like I'm pretty sure like straight up behind them. Yeah, they look like a concord start a plane Yeah, long and thin that sounds like I mean dumb. Yeah, that looks so silly. I love flamingos
Starting point is 00:07:25 Did you know they could fly? We hadn't fought about it, because I think that was the trap we fell into. Yeah, I just never considered it. And now I can't. Not surprised either way. I've also never thought about if Zebra is gonna fly and they can't, so 50-50.
Starting point is 00:07:39 50-50, there you go. Anyway, all right, Dave, then just in case, Dush doesn't understand what the show is, which we which really fingers crossed he does because he's on the report today That's right. You've come all this way So if you haven't had the show before do show I assume you have I have thank you for that what he said at one time So you need you get the gist. You've had one you've had them all right. It's not like the topics are different in any way What happens is one of us Just one of us is given a topic to report on
Starting point is 00:08:11 Usually it's Matt just arrived at this week. It is you and the other people in the room It is the three of us. Don't know what the topic is going to be And I believe that I ask a question and then you guys have to guess right? Yes, I ask a question to get us on to that topic It's so rare that the three of us, because normally when Dave doesn't report, it's the SAS twins get to hang shit on Dave. It's so rare that the three of us just get to be Lucy Goosey.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I get to hang shit on a special kid. Yeah! I'm real excited for the bullying that's about to happen. Yeah, the friendly bullying. Yeah, friendly bullying. The tears are friendly too. Yeah, it's fine. Alright, so my topic, I've thought a lot about this.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Which is very undue, especially the question part. So well, I haven't thought hard about the question at all. Right, thanks. That's where I was going to go into it. Sorry, that's good. So, who is the most handsome man you can think of in Hollywood today? That's Stuart. Right, in Hollywood today.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Thank you, Jess. I'm guessing the...well, that's it. I've nailed it. Alright, well, I was going to do a joke answer. Brad Pitt. Now, what's that guy? The guy I want to forget is name, but he's the guy who... John Goodman.
Starting point is 00:09:24 I don't understand. Oh, of course. I'm saying actually. No. It was in that Steve Carrell movie in the notebook movie and I don't know. Steve Carrell is sort of un-nosedly. Yes, Brian Gosling. He's the guy who I think people normally say
Starting point is 00:09:35 is the most handsome but I don't fully see it but he does, he seems like a nice guy. I'm not saying he's a bad guy. Well, cast in the notebook because they wanted someone kind of plain looking. Yeah, that's what I think he just looks like a real like a true one. Is that true? Yeah, that is absolutely true.
Starting point is 00:09:48 And I know that because that is today's topic. Yay! I'm going ghostling. Yes. Well, and how did you come up with that? I'm so okay with this. Okay, so he is probably my favorite actor of all time. Wow, I'm very fond of a lot of his films and I know that everyone, I know at this point, do go on listeners, would have already seen
Starting point is 00:10:10 the title of the episode, they would have got there already, and may not have listened to it because it's not a murder mystery. I know that your audience is very fond of those. So you're telling us he's not gonna die. No, he doesn't. Oh, murder. Well, he's yet to murder anyone. Okay, at the time of recording, he has not died or murdered anyone. But I'm happy to come back into a Ryan Gosling plot to a few different things happen, especially in a mysterious way. Oh, perfect. But yeah, I know a big fan of him and...
Starting point is 00:10:39 We have to call it Ryan Gosling to even more Ryan Gosling. It's like the birds episode. Gosling, they're kind of bird. Can they fly? Yes. I just don't know if birds can fly. We just covered that with colors. And I'm bad with bird flying abilities.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Maybe Gosling's can't fly till they're good. Till they're good. If you see a flying Gosling, you're looking at a goose. I'm going to find it. Just the smug look on his face. You're looking at it. It was like a centuries old saying.
Starting point is 00:11:15 I'm clever because I know it. I feel like somewhere you could work in it, but you're really looking at a mirror, and you're looking at a goose. Because you're at yourself, you're a goose, gozzling's can't fly, which may not even be true. All right. Well, they got to learn at some point, are they? I might come back and do it episode on Geese.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Yeah. It's right, gozzling part two, Geese. Even one. Brian Goose. Brian Goose. Brian Goose. He's become the Goose. Well, so I don't know about you guys.
Starting point is 00:11:47 I don't know much about the man. I do. Just a map, you know a bit. I don't know a bit. I don't know anything about him. I've seen some of his movies. I can't pull. Are you going to go through some of the movies, is it?
Starting point is 00:11:55 I'm going to go through a lot of the movies, is it? Because he's like, his career is like, it's big, but it's not. I like, I pretty much touch on his whole filmography without it being a three hour appallant kind of thing. Sure, because I don't know, I can't recall if I've ever seen a film he's... That crazy stupid love is the one I've seen and I haven't seen that book, what else is he in? Did you see the nice guy?
Starting point is 00:12:16 Oh, I've seen the one with Russell Crowe? Yes. Yeah, I've seen that one a lot. I love it. I haven't seen it. These are all nose. I thought you were a big movie man, Dave. You're not a big movie man at all.
Starting point is 00:12:26 No, I don't have enough time. You like the Oscars, though. Which Lullaby Lans swept, so it's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Except when it won Best Picture, but then it didn't. But it didn't. Yeah. Oh, that was good.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Anyway, so I launched straight into it. So I knew a lot about Ryan Gos Ryan Gosling, like Hollywood Times basically, but I had no idea about his early life. Turns out it a real fucked childhood. But not in like a, not in like the, oh, his parents were abusive and like, it's just like weird. Oh, so he was born on the 12th of November, 1980 in London, but the one in Canada.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Not, that is weird. No, he's okay, he's, yeah the one in Canada. Not... That is weird. No, the UK, he's Canadian. He's the son of Thomas and Donna Gosling. Donna Gosling is a great name. Tom Gosling. Tom Gos, I love it. Guys, I love it. We're about Donna Gos.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I'm so in straight away. Donna Gos, fuck yeah. This is great names. Yes, real talent, some boy. Yeah. Well, Tom Gose was a traveling salesman for a paper mill, which I then was like, how do you are traveling salesman for a paper mill?
Starting point is 00:13:33 Double, like second guess myself was like, maybe I just don't know what a paper mill is. No, it's a factory that makes paper. So I guess he was a door-to-door salesman that just sold paper. Paper. Yeah, and don't know. Paper-to-lay paper. Donna was a secretary.
Starting point is 00:13:46 They both come from French Canadian descent, which in theory then makes Ryan Gosling French Canadian. You saying that slightly in a French Canadian accent? No, this is just my voice. Right. Yeah, yeah. Just want to qualify that. No, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Okay. I didn't hear it. I need a different legion. Canadian? Well, it looks more French than... There's that bullying. Yeah, that subtle difference between Canadian and French Canadian. Canadian?
Starting point is 00:14:12 It's my Canadian. It's my Canadian. Okay, hello. I am from Canada. Good. Yeah, he's my French Canadian. Hello. I am from French Canada.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Oh, very good. Very good. Now you're the best. Thank you. Very good. Nailed it. Thank you. And yeah, just another thing about his parents. So he was raised Mormon. I saw the Book of Mormon last night. That's a great show. It's one of a lot of awards, but it's very, very good.
Starting point is 00:14:39 It's funny it's divided this room. They've not a fan. I was, I thought it was all right. You think it's the best thing you've ever seen. I've added this room, they've not a fan. I was, I thought it was all right. You think it's the best thing you've ever seen. I've actually changed my appointment way through. It's now about the book of more like a quick greatest thing I've ever seen. Jess, have you seen that?
Starting point is 00:14:54 I haven't. Well, I reckon you, you're, possibly more into shit things, like Riverdance and Mano. So, why do you, why do you need to bring that up? Actually, I'm glad bringing up River Dance. My sister is Irish dancing and I fucking hate it. Oh, she's that 10. That 10 in the middle.
Starting point is 00:15:12 I was a melt to a pulpit. No, it's so good. She's not River, I'm just a Riverdale. That's a different thing. That's a different thing. She's definitely not riveting what she's saying. She's fine. Sorry, earlier today, she didn't press me that much I guess.
Starting point is 00:15:27 When things are siblings ever impressed you. Yeah, I don't know. She should have tried it a bit harder. She was very hungover on professionals. Today's more bonus fact about her family. Today's my mom's birthday. So we went out for brunch and my sister rocked up very hungover and just didn't say anything. And you left early to go to a podcast. So her kids are fucked. Yeah, yeah. And it was just to R.S. Dancing at this breakfast. She wasn't R.S. Dancing at this breakfast. She did drink an R.S. Breakfast. Tee though. She said she didn't impress me. I assumed she was dancing. No, I did worded. So you mean she just didn't impress you at the breakfast? Yeah, she was just like a sub-par performance at breakfast. Yeah, I did something impressed at a breakfast.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Wow, she was on top. She was very off. I'm having family jitter with my parents and my brother this coming Friday. So I'm gonna give him a rating. Yeah, it's good to deal with. I'll let you know. Just let me know if he's impressive or not.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Just like you're like, ah, like friendly conversation, bit of answer, that's good. I like contact. I contact you. Don't get a lot of that from him. Ryan Gosling, does he impress you much? He does impress him. Hey, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Could you please do shit go on? Oh. That is why we invited you here. Like, for that moment. I used to very early. But that's good, because it means that you can use it so much, because now I've already gone on a sidetrack. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah, again. You can use it so much that it'll stop being funny, but then by the 10th time again, people will be like, it's one of the eightfolds. Yeah, you've got to keep going. So he's raised more. Raised Mormon, his parents was super about being Mormon. Ryan Gosling, however, was not even from a young age.
Starting point is 00:17:05 He was just like, I don't get this. It's not for me. That's so smart. He actually, like, oh, not depending on how real the Heavenly Father is. And which Heavenly Father is the real one, if he is real? Well, I grew up Catholic, right? And I just imagine nearly any religion as a kid. I would have been like, yeah, with the adults say this is true. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Any kid who goes to their parents goes, what you're telling me is definitely true, I don't believe. Those people are, they've got some bit of their brain that I don't have. They clave, they grown up, they're bigger than me. I should believe them. And if they see that there is a man in the sky, yes, there absolutely is. I get it. Like, I understand I was also a raised Catholic. So like, yeah, I live just fully believe it. And just, I don't remember ever being knee downing anything. It's like, yeah, it's time to pray. It makes sense. Right, I'll go on again. Yeah. Yeah, two sentences in.
Starting point is 00:18:03 I like feels pretty normal. He'm like, I'm pretty normal. I'm guy. He had like a rough childhood and interviews as coordinates saying he hated being a child. He was just like very excited to grow up. He's always wanted to be like, I hate being a child. I don't know child saying. I can't wait to pay tax. Oh, like, so while he hated being a child, he always wanted to be an actor. And from a very young age, he was very inspired
Starting point is 00:18:27 by Dick Tracy and other films. The other films thing comes in very soon and it's just something I want to bookmark because I probably didn't reveal what film it was. Oh. Um, this is a bit sad too. He was bullied in elementary school and he, again, quoted saying he didn't really have friends
Starting point is 00:18:42 until his 14 or 15. Scoring was a weird time for the girls. He got to spend it after an intense incident where he recreated a scene from one of his favorite films. Other films, but so he was suspended when he brought kitchen knives to school in grade one and threw them at other children at recesses because it was heavily inspired by first blood, Ramber. No. So yeah, it was really young.
Starting point is 00:19:09 And then it turns to the teacher and says, you're gonna need one thing, a good supply of body bags. Stop throwing knives at everyone. I'm picturing like blunt knock kitchen knives, like table knives, are we talking like big shop? I think it was just like, yeah, like it's the information I got, it was just said Kitchin knives, but he didn't hurt anyone. So I'm assuming that it was just like table knives.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Butter knives. Oh, it was a bad throw. It was throwing you through either way. And another hint that it wasn't too intense as a fact, he only got to spend it, not expel. Kitchin knives also feels like that that would probably take in most knives. Yeah. And then many like Landrum knives or... Yeah, bathroom knives. Bathroom knives.
Starting point is 00:19:50 That's me, the good bathroom knives. Grandmas coming over. And also like, I mean, I've seen first blood and the knives, I imagine like table knives look closer to the knife frame, but it has then like a butcher's knife. Yeah. But after the suspension, he was homeschooled by his mother for a year, which he was super into. He's like really connected to him with both his mother and his sister. Because now the knives and the school are in the same place. It's really easy to recreate scenes for Rambo.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Down to transport knives. Yeah, so he said it was obviously it was hard and meant that making friends became more difficult, but he felt that it really, he's actually quite insane and helped him see the way of the world as a woman because he was only influenced by women at this point in his life because it was his mother and his sister because his parents got divorced,
Starting point is 00:20:42 which is a sad time. School continued to be a rough time. So after his arm schooled for a year, he went back to school, still a bit of a rough time, but he did start making friends. Although he also did something very strange, something that you can still see reflected in his performances today, where he is Canadian, he doesn't have a Canadian accent, and that's because he created an idiosyncratic accent
Starting point is 00:21:05 modeled after Maul and Brander whilst he was in school because he decided that having a Canadian accent didn't sound tough enough. Right. Sorry, he was just like, yeah, okay, I need to like, he just changed the way he spoke and then it's just like kind of stuck. Thank God. Thank God he didn't model his speaking voice on Rambo. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, But in Rambo he says like two words as well.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Yeah, I'm very sad. Limited vocab. But so that's, I do tell it, can you tell the American from the Canadian accent easily? Well, Ryan Gosling has a very kind of weird talking style. It is like, it's really mumbly sort of, but it doesn't, you can't really, like you can understand what he's saying, it's weird mumble. It was strange choice to base it on Marlon Bretters, Godfather, exclusively. Sorry, Ryan, what? Well, that shows these two bits going forward, so that's just like Marlon Bretters. That was fantastic. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Like, surprisingly good. Do it again. Yeah, Sarah Sprague, sorry. Let's do it again. That's perfect. Just the jaw. Yeah, yeah. And the hand gestures.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Yeah. I was. I was brando. Yeah. He was so brando. Makes sense, because in the Godfather too, he was like starting to get really out of shape. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:24 They needed someone to come in. Yeah, and that's why they called you That's right. I was back then. That's what I used to do in the decade that that movie was made you dubbed his voice Because unbelievably his speaking voice was less understandable He was like They went yeah, okay, that's great baller. Thank you Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap he's decided he was too good for acting. And this is where we transition into Ryan Gosling's early acting career and his TV appearances because something that people often forget is he started as a child actor on TV. Do you like a Mickey Mouse Club? He absolutely was.
Starting point is 00:23:15 So around the same time of his parents' divorce, he attended an open audition for the hip-90s revival of the Mickey Mouse Club. He was successful and got it given a two-year contract which started his acting career. To do this, he moved to Florida with his mother and older sister. That's cool, then Mum moved. So he did that. So he must be being paid a ride.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Yeah, and he was the family. Yeah, and also I guess like, because this wasn't that long after the divorce, it could've also been like, Mum was like, fuck yeah, let's get away from all the sad memories. It's a first. It's just the one with like all the other celebrities. Yeah it's like pretty. A variety of people in. Juzzi T. Yep and Christine Regal. Bloody hell. John Goodman. Really? See how I was, because I thought God's thing might
Starting point is 00:24:00 have been on Roseanne but that's where I was getting confused. Because he worked with Godman and Goodman. He played Rose End's husband at night and Mickey Mouse club doing the day. Right, right. Wow, he's versatile. First time. Yeah, blends in, which is why Dave had earlier in the episode, people so often struggle to think
Starting point is 00:24:17 of where they've seen him, because he's literally in everything. Like every single thing. He's so good. He's so versatile. So versatile. Yeah, so he became He's so versatile. So versatile. Yeah, so he became friends with Brittany, Christina, and Justin Timberlake.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I wonder if they're still friends. Whoa! So, one thing that happened, and I'll get back on what you just said in a second, so one thing that happened with six months left is Mickey Mouse contract. Unfortunately, his mother had to move back to Canada. So Ryan Gosling moved in with Mr. Sexy back himself. JT. John Goodman. J.J.
Starting point is 00:24:51 He's brilliant. Sexy back. Justin Timbley's mother became his legal guardian for his remainder of the state. That's nice. I haven't stayed super in contact, but they do talk every now and then, and whilst they, because they had such an intense friendship when they were kids, like basically brothers, six months at least. Yeah, they're very supportive of each other's careers.
Starting point is 00:25:16 And yeah, they don't catch up as much as they'd like. Sure. But they're still like, They're dizzy. I hope that's what we get to. I'd love. To successful, to be friends. I'd love to not see you for years. I've got to be successful. But then when people ask me, let me say Matt and Derek,
Starting point is 00:25:31 oh you know what, not as much as I'd like. I'd love to. But I wish them well wherever they are. No idea. That's called brutal Jess. My heart just sank a little bit. It's a long way away that I'm 20 years from now. You'll probably be dead I've come this far surely I could do another 20. I don't know They don't look good. I know I'm a guest here, but it is touching. Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty haggard Just get through these episodes a lot. Okay. Okay. Just take life one episode of Duke going at a time. Yeah. That's sort of how I do it
Starting point is 00:26:01 one episode of Do Go On at a time. That's not about doing it. Yeah. Do go on. So the Mickey Mouse Club Revival Go Canceled in 1995. So it was on A for a little bit? Yeah, it was only for two years. Right. Ryan goes and moved back to Canada and then
Starting point is 00:26:20 enjoyed success in a few different kids TV shares. Notably, the Bruce Wombs TV share and are you afraid of the dark? I love that. Are you afraid of the dark? and then enjoyed success in a few different kids TV shares, notably the Bruce Wom's TV show and are you afraid of the dark? I love that you were afraid of the dark. Did you watch that? Yeah, and the answer is yes. Subitted to the approval for the midnight society. Oh man, that's so good.
Starting point is 00:26:36 That means you have seen something Ryan Gosling's in. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes, there you go. My favorite, Ryan Gosling film, are you afraid of the dark? I love his work, his early work. His early works, yeah. Well, this is where his roles are just so ridiculous, because this is something I'd seen him in when I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:26:53 but I just had not realized that it was Ryan Gosling. So when he turned 18, he then, so these TV shows stayed on the air for a little bit, so he had work in Canada between the ages of 15 and 17. When he turned 18, he moved to New Zealand to star in young Hercules. The spin-off of Hercules are legendary journeys. What?
Starting point is 00:27:09 As young Hercules. As young Hercules. Wow. The Kevin Sorbo TV show. Yeah, he played young Kevin Sorbo. He's greatest role. He actually appears. Who's Kevin Sorbo?
Starting point is 00:27:18 Hercules. He played Hercules in the TV. All right, yeah, probably should have. I mean, context wise, you could pop that. No, yeah, I thought I was gonna be out. That's what I sort of thought, but I assumed I would have known Hercules' actor's name. Yeah, well, if you've seen Zena Legendary,
Starting point is 00:27:32 warrior princess, he also plays Hercules in that. Or, yeah, call the conqueror. No, I can't say, I've seen some strange movies. Just nothing mainstream, guys. Just maybe a comp picture. I'm picturing him. And did he go on to be the dad in 7th heaven. What? Different guy. But that looks similar. Kevin Solber. He was in meet the
Starting point is 00:27:53 Spartans where he basically played Hercules again, which was that famous parody of 300 made like 10 years too late. Yeah. He seemed like a sci-fi show as well. Was he like battle cycle Cycological or something? Seventh Heaven. That's what I'm thinking, I've thought. I don't know what you were keeping about Seventh Heaven. He was also in one of those recent religious cash grab films with a made for $0 as a terrible, but make millions and millions.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Eighth Heaven. Eighth Heaven. And Seventh Heaven also starred Jessica Beale, who's now married to Justin Timberlake. And the circle is complete. And the dog was called Lucky, and many people call Ryan Gosling's career Lucky. And Lucky had a real funny-looking dick.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Welcome to today's episode of Flaming the Dice. So after working on Young Hercules for a bit, he actually quit because he realized he no longer enjoyed working on this series because he had begun to care too much Which is a very weird reason to quit a job. I care too much about it Yeah, he was like I was having a good like Having a good time with it, but then I realized I cared too much about the series Which is funny for two things one caring about your job is a terrible reason to quit
Starting point is 00:28:59 But also imagine being in a world where you care too much about the TV series young her So imagine being in a world where you care too much about the TV series Young Hercules. Yeah. That's true. It's, yeah, it's not you, Young Hercules, it's me. I just care too much. Yeah, I love you so much. This is coming from a good place. Yeah, it's just like the worst breakup lie I've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:29:21 If I had to list one bad quality about me, just that I care too much. That is a bad quality. You're right. Next time you do a job interview, David, you should put that down. I can't too much about young people. I think I'm too much of a perfectionist and I care too much about young her at least. You're hired. Also, this is just a bit of bonus stuff for the listeners out there. and I can't too much about young hercules. You're higher.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Also, this is just a bit of bonus stuff for the listeners out there. Don't say you're a perfectionist in like a, when they ask what your weakness is off for a job interview. I have to hire people sometimes. And when they say that, I'm like, shot up. Yeah, yeah. You think your clever, it's not that clever. Everyone says that. Pick something about it.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Do you put a line straight to him? Because that's what you should do. I haven't, but usually when people say that, they also look real smug, and it's just... Oh, they're in front of you. So putting a line through him would be pretty full on. Pretty brutal. Yeah. So would you prepare someone said, I'm a perfectionist or I'm a raging alcoholic? At least I knew they were being honest. Yep. There you go.
Starting point is 00:30:21 All right, that's a tip for you guys. If anyone's about to get your job. Say you're going to a alcoholic. Anyone, yeah. What would you say? What is that's a tip for you guys. Anyone the better you have for a job? Say you've got a whole like, anyone, yeah. What would you say? What is, what's a better softening of that? Pick something that's like not super relevant to the job, but is also honest. So like, say, for instance, it's hard to give an example.
Starting point is 00:30:35 So I work in a cinema. So like, if someone was like, I don't know, I'm not great at accounting or something like that. Or they're like, hey, yeah, I'm pretty good at a computer, but like things like Excel and things like that. I'm not super literate with it. Like that's cool. We can teach you that.
Starting point is 00:30:50 Or pick something where the training will cover the. Totally. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to rate it tearing tickets. I'm like, don't worry. We've got the job for you there. I've got really weak wrists. I steal from the cash register.
Starting point is 00:31:02 So I, we'll try to get ahead of you. It's almost an honor for Faction. We can handle Fever. But yeah, basically after we quit young Hercules, we start to take a step towards the Ryan Gosling that everyone's probably familiar with, where he stepped into independent film. So, his first role was hard to get because he got dropped by his agent because he carried too much of a stigma to get roles. He's agent-
Starting point is 00:31:29 He's agent- He's agent- Too much about young Ryan Gosling. And also, he's too much and he was the only associated with children's TV. Which is also funny because like, Gursbombs, are you afraid of the dark and young Hercules? They're like teen sort of things? They're not like- It's not like he was in like play school.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that's that's that's that's that's now for a career isn't it play school? Class J La Gaia or anybody? Yeah. Yeah, I think I just put a little line through your theory that do show J La Gaia. Anybody? No, any Hazel Hurst.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Thank you. Saw her in a play a couple years ago. She said the C word and I went no knee. No, crowd, did that in Uticent? If everyone could tweet to go on with any time they've heard someone from play school say the C word, just let us know. Let us know. He's so good
Starting point is 00:32:27 So I've regained from his drop by his agent. He was like Kind of life was a bit off in the air. I guess But he eventually got his first supporting role in a big film We've been remembered the Titans which is a film. I do. I do remember them. Surprise. You hadn't seen that Now I was saying that yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you say? Why is is that the one? It's one of the grid on college movies Is it Danza Washington? Yes, yeah, Dave. How have you seen it? Is that the one? It's one of the grid on, college movies. Is it Densa, Washington? It's a Densa one, yeah. Dave, have you seen it? I haven't seen this.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Oh my God. Yeah, he, Brian Gosling in that, is like quite struck, Scroony in his long hair. Is he like a bit part, like a supporting? He's a supporting role. It's not like, it's probably a little bit bigger than a bit part, but he also, like his name wouldn't be on the post.
Starting point is 00:33:01 For a bit part. For a bit part, yeah. Is he one of the Titans? He is. Yes, it's good. He pops up really early in the film. He's one of the first characters he see, because I watched it recently.
Starting point is 00:33:12 So I really think you couldn't remember if he was one of the Titans. Won't know, because he's like, when you make a film about a team, you can't focus on the whole team. So he's just like, Remember all the time, including Gosling. So he's just like, remember all the time, including Gosling.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Which helped like that, that movie was quite successful, and even though it was only like a relatively small role, he was able to get a leading role on the back of that. It was actually quite a controversial role that really helped him shake free of the children's TV stigma that his agent was already carried. So he was in a, he's first leading role in a film. If you want to get rid of that, you just be in a porno. Yeah. No kid show will ever hire you again.
Starting point is 00:33:49 And what's the other thing you're I can you could probably do? Gandhi played Gandhi in a biopic. Yes. I played Gandhi in a porn parody. Yes. Blackface. But you're on the right.
Starting point is 00:34:02 It's sort of a train of thought. Really? What? I know it was a blackface, but racism was the theme there because's sort of a train of thought. Really? What? I know it wasn't Blackface, but racism was the thing there because he played a Neon Aussie in a film called The Believer. And he was really praised for his performance. The film, it wasn't like a super controversial film or anything like that. It made, it was made on a really low budget.
Starting point is 00:34:19 It made, did quite well in American cinemas. His performance was praised and he was like, started to get taken seriously as an actor. His next noticeable role was the 2002 film Murder by Numbers, where he starred opposite Sandra Bullock. I know my numbers. I'm not heard of it. Is that a crazy mathematician?
Starting point is 00:34:38 Joe's wild, starts killing people. Working as a name. I feel like I've seen. They use math to solve the pretty trouble. A calculator becomes sentient. I mean, that's Numbers. It starts killing. I can use math to solve the pretty trouble. A calculator becomes sentient. I mean, it's numbers. It starts killing.
Starting point is 00:34:49 And then it turns upside down and rods boobs. Yeah, they are. Why? Why are you doing this boobs? Oh, for enough. Boobs. That's the end credits scene. They think the calculator is a question.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Dot dot question mark. Boobs. That's the end credits scene. They think the calculator is a question. Not question, man. Boobies! I've never went into the bloopers. Sandra Bullock and Ryan go like just laughing too much at like every time they calculate with his boobs. I can't. I can't work with it. No, this is just too funny. I haven't seen that film either.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Well, his performance was praised, but the film was pretty forgettable. Probably Sandra Bullock's felt, to be honest. Well, actually a fan. She's one Academy Award. And speaking of everyone liking Ryan Gosling and people liking Sandra Bullock, they actually dated from 2002 to 2003. Really? In that film. Yeah. Is she much older than him? She is a little bit older than him too. Sir, I was thinking of her as 15-A, but 15 years ago she wasn't much. She was like basically knows math.
Starting point is 00:35:52 She would be in 35. Or 15 years ago, you wouldn't be in early 20s. Trying to kill me in numbers. Okay, yes, it's quite a big gap. But that's hot. Yeah, and that was Sandra Bullock. And that was like when Sandra Bullock was like Sandra Bullock What are we talking about Miss Congeniali too? Uh, we're talking Miss Congeniali the year after Miss Congeniali won
Starting point is 00:36:13 Oh Wow You know when she walks out of the airplane hangar and she's in that hot dress and it's like Hoba Hoba I watch to the get racially it holds up. Yeah, I've seen Miss Congeniali won recently as well Yeah, I watched on Netflix. I was like, fuck, this is great and she looks amazing. I think I watched it on TV. Interesting. With commercials, but every commercial break,
Starting point is 00:36:31 I still just kept watching. Like I had so many times to leave. Yeah, and you kept going. You kept going. Because she's captivating. Do you know who else is in that film? A man who likes to say, Martin, I'm just Mark Colcane.
Starting point is 00:36:41 What? I'm gonna guess Michael Caine. Oh, I was gonna edit it in the back. You didn't even have to say hello this time. Usually I have to say hello. My name is Michael Kane. Hello. My name is Michael Kane.
Starting point is 00:36:56 So strange, but his character's name wasn't Michael Kane in the film. Very confusing. That's why I didn't finish them maybe. You're like hang on, they were free to Michael came by a different name. I'm out. It's just my suspension of disbelief is shattered. Yeah, disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:37:12 So after things like that, so the central like thing ended in 2003, it was in a few other films that middleing success, no like a claim or anything like that. But in 2004, not 14, in 2004, he was cast in the notebook, which was perhaps most famous role pre-2010, which is through all that one everyone's hearts.
Starting point is 00:37:34 He was cast, as you mentioned, about 20 minutes ago, because he was not conventionally attractive. They were like, we need to cast someone that's believable as just a regular guy. And then he's gotten more attractive to be fair Which men do with age so Dave is still home? How old was he at this point? He would have been 1984 yeah
Starting point is 00:37:56 Okay, so him and I are the similar trajectory Yeah, so in about six years that will be fucking men Let's say you've come on in the last eight years a long, long way. I think that's mainly because Matt hates my old hair. I even feel like in the last two years. Yeah, he's really shot up. And he's getting funnier too.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Yeah, everything about him. Successful podcasting. I'm only... Which I hear works very well when dating. I'm only, yeah, totally. Yeah, it doesn't. It does for me. I'm only funny because I'm more good looking. I'm only, yeah, totally. It doesn't. It does for me. I'm only funny because I'm more good looking.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I actually, yeah. I'm just on the podcast thing. So like recently, this is a side note, but it's a good story. Recently, my friends like get tender and I was like, I don't really care about dating, but you're, you get an email from Tinder that I didn't realize like a weekly update.
Starting point is 00:38:41 Oh, and I got more likes before I put a bio than when I did. That's worrying. As someone who's like meant to be like, I meant to be able to talk like on a podcast and stuff like that. The moment I went to buy people like not interested. Like your face, not everything else. Yeah, I can't relate because there's a female comedian. You're just hitting him away. You know? Stop. Stop killing me with laughter. Yeah, leave me alone.
Starting point is 00:39:08 I know you all wanna date me. Ha ha ha. Mitchell, this is fun. I mean, you're, you're sort of joking a bit out of there. Are you encouraging people online to get onto in that regard or is that what you're... Why would you say that well because I think that's what people a few people have paused now and they're gonna come back
Starting point is 00:39:29 in a few minutes after they've tweeted you and to say hey Jess I'm open right just wondering if I just wanted to make clarify if that is actually what you're trying to do no I absolutely not I was joking I am closed I am closed for business oh okay I've given up is it a back-and-five? No, it's not a back-and-five. It might be a back-and-five. I don't know. I just go for lunch and you just go for lunch. It's going to be the end of the day or like if you're going to be, it's too hard to do. Yeah. And this is where to tell us to not just everyone just assume close from. Yeah, close from. Yeah, I think that's not bought up the windows. Although I'm very open, so if you want to tweet me,
Starting point is 00:40:08 I don't approve. If especially anyone who hasn't heard me before, if you've heard from me that I still, you probably know too much. You don't want the, yeah, I love that. Then you actually know who I am, so don't, no, no, no, if you like who I am. If you like who I am, probably don't.
Starting point is 00:40:24 I mean, I didn't call it lie. They're like, I know what you actually feel about these things. Any, is it one of those any club that would have me a member? I don't want to be a part of those teams. Yeah, that's one depressing way to look at things. Yeah, I think you might be fucked then. Yeah, yeah. If that is how you think about it all, I'd shut up shop as well.
Starting point is 00:40:44 Yeah, that's a. Soon as someone about it all I don't I'd shot up shop as well. Yeah, that's a soon as someone wants me I don't want them very hard How are you with your girlfriend? Well luckily no one wants me so It's going well Someone will put up a tolerate. Yeah, that's right. Which I find extremely attractive Tolerance is intolerance The key it's a wonderful thing.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Oh, that's beautiful. Okay, we really derailed. I'm sorry. Please go on about the notebook. That's okay. Well, so the notebook actually won a whole bunch of awards, including Merce famously, MTV Award for Best Kiss. Best Kiss.
Starting point is 00:41:16 And then they recreated. Yes. Who does he kiss? Who's the... Rachel McAdams. Rachel McAdams. We also dated. We also dated.
Starting point is 00:41:24 And when did they recreated the Kiss live? I We also dated. And when did they recreate the Kiss Live? At the MTV. At the MTV. So the scene, to set the scene for you, Dave, and for the listeners, you haven't seen the notebook. You idiots. Yeah, it's a great film. It's a very, very, very, very... So you should say it. Yeah, I'd watch the note.
Starting point is 00:41:38 I've seen the notebook recently, and I was like, yeah, it holds up. I think a lot of guys... You were like, you shrugged, and went, yeah, it holds up. And that's your recommendation for me to say it. It's just a nice film. Yeah, it's like, it's a very, it's a melodramatic romance. So like, knowing that I haven't seen films like Casablanca and other like classics,
Starting point is 00:41:54 like all the way in, you know what I would start. Look, if I was to in a recommend, you know what, at the end of this episode I'll do some Ryan Gosling recommendation. I could listen to this. Yes, good one. Yeah, I could do something too. And also for the participants of this podcast.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Right. Yeah, so basically they recreated the kiss on stage. And to set the scene of the kiss, they've had like a fight. And they've reunited in the rain. And Ryan Gosling like picks her up. And they did that again. I've seen a EG clip. I wrote to you every day for a month. What is that accent?
Starting point is 00:42:27 Uh, Marlon Brander? Yes, that was Gosling doing Brander. It's pretty good. Yes, that's the same. Academy Award nominee doing a double academy award-winning actor. It's very confusing. It's so confusing. Yeah, they just led to a world in romance between Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling that
Starting point is 00:42:42 lasted for two years, but then had a brief reunion in 2008. I like them together. Apparently, while they were filming, they didn't like each other. They didn't get along, and then they dated afterwards. Yeah, that's what I've heard. Does he end up dating all his co-stars? He is currently the swillest later in the episode.
Starting point is 00:43:02 So if you don't want to hear Ryan Gosling currently dating, skip ahead 15 seconds 15 minutes we will discuss I will get to that In our relationship with another co-star that he had Harrison Ford Yeah, he's in a relationship with Harrison Ford. I don't think they've been in a film together But I was like thinking earlier that was a great film. That was like my favorite film last year.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Haven't seen it, and I remember it more than you. Yeah, that's not good for me. I've heard it's very good, but it failed. It bombed me. It was a box office bomb, but it's like, isn't that a bomb? When movies that people say there's a great movie, but it's 100% going to be like a cult hit. It's one of those movies where you're like,
Starting point is 00:43:45 yeah, like it was never gonna make that much money at the cinema. It's a sequel to a movie that also bombed when it came out. But it built up as well as a cult classic. Yeah, and now it's like the original Blade Runner's considered like one of the best sci-fi films ever made. A lot of people hate it. I have seen, I really do like it.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Yeah. It's a- But Ryan Gosling wasn't on in it, and that's why I would chose to watch it. I, all right. So you, you just said. You need actively avoid. Mm, mm, mm.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Okay, go ahead. He peaked and now you're afraid of the dark and you just can never live up to that. Sure. Watermarked, sure. Well, speaking of failures, so I guess your decisions, I guess was the transition there.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Bad ones. Anyway, speaking of bad decisions, Ryan Gosling was in a film called Stay, which is performance was again praised, but much like, murder by numbers. But in a slightly more extreme way, the movie was apparently garbage. Right, the audience just wanted to leave. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Yes. Hmm. Hmm. You've redeemed yourself, Dave. Thank you. Sometimes he's just so quick. I just can't keep up. In an interview about the film,
Starting point is 00:44:55 he said that Ryan Gosling was quoted saying that someone, it came out to him in the street and was like, are you the guy from Stay? What the fuck was that movie about? And then Ryan goes, I was like, I think that's great. I'm just as proud of as if someone says, hey, you made me sick in that movie. As if they say, I made them cry. It's just like, yeah, good. Any reactions, a good reaction.
Starting point is 00:45:13 If someone hated me so much, they want to stop me in the street to tell me the start. Which is good because later in his career, that happened to get... Well, no one went up to him in the street, but he made some bad decisions. So after stay, he went on to start in another indie film called Half Nelson, which is a film about a drug-added school teacher, which was again, Shao and awards, including his most prestigious award, where he got nominated for the 2007 Academy Awards
Starting point is 00:45:40 for Best Actor. Oh, wow. So his Academy Award nominated. He didn't win, but. Grubbed. Grubbed. Look, I'm happy to put that out there. It's a great film.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Half Nelson main semi erect, right? Is that what that? It's a sort of wrestling term. Wrestling. It's a headlock. Yeah. I thought the same thing though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I reckon I'd use as a slang for it. Half Nelson, yeah. A semi. Are you thinking of half erect? Are you just using half a wrecked? Yes. Yes. That is last thing.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Or half mungrel is another way of saying it. Mungrel. That is the least attractive way to refer to a penis. Don't have that. Well, a pain, they're not attractive. They're aggressive. I'll give them that. Aggressive.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I don't want to talk about penises. But I do. Not unless they involve canines. Yeah, canine penises of course. They can do their full mungrel. Classic, that was another good one. He's so fast. Too quick. That was a now they good one. That's two days. That's too much, man. I'm just waiting for a compliment for you and I'll leave I don't patch an eyes you like these girls. I expect more. I like I've been in one episode now And I'm being grouped in with these guys is the bullies. Sorry Dave So he followed his performance in half-nails enough with laws in the real girl where no one seen that one What's it called sorry laws and the real girl? I haven't seen it, but I know of it.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Where he plays, yeah, he plays a man who falls in love with a sex doll basically, which sounds like saucy, hilarious, very not. It's very like, it's very much played seriously. He, it's never revealed if he has like some kind of mental illness, but it's kind of implied. What? By him falling in love with a sex doll.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Yeah, but before that happens, he's like, subtle, very subtle. Yeah. Like has like family issues and stuff. Like that lives in his brother's garage. And is it, does it, it sounds like a really depressing movie? No, it's like, it's like one of those like happy sad movies where it's nice and then it makes you sad.
Starting point is 00:47:40 Because it's like too nice, but it's like sad nice. Well, like it married and the doll explodes. No, well, look, he hates it too much. He was waiting till wedding night, and yeah, he pops up. Really half-mongrel. That's a terrible half-mongrel. Yeah, laws and reggae, oh, meat. No, the sex doll isn't an inflatable sex doll.
Starting point is 00:48:04 It's like, lifelike, it's like a plastic rubber. I did go on to date the sex doll is a car star? No, no, no, no. That wasn't where it ties back in, but we get it close. That was really good, Dave. Oh, thank you, man. That's good as good as the others. Good ass.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Well, see you guys next week. Get out. What? See you guys next week. This episode, like me, gasting has turned into an audition, I guess. I'm replacing you. Yeah, it's either I go on Matt dies. We've got it. I'm not going to check out that.
Starting point is 00:48:36 What about anything happens to me? Nothing could happen to you, just. You're going to go the show's over. You're right. Correct answer. It could like replacing replacing me fuckos. That's fair. You're replaceable. No God, but no Barbie.
Starting point is 00:48:54 That's right. No, no. That song that I thought for so long was simply irreplaceable. But she doesn't even say the word simply. It's just irreplaceable. Correct. You're just irreplaceable correct you're simply a replace about you should at least a cover way just through that just throw that word in I think I'm singing along to that one back but it's a see it you just say it with the middle like sibling irreplaceable yeah what what is that song Beyonce no shit I could
Starting point is 00:49:21 have another year a big one nailed. Why don't I marry that? Yeah, that is a big, that's a big Beyonce. And it's like pre-beon say getting like all this like kind of like hipster crowd I guess that you got with it. Right. You got a couple albums. So it's like a big song. Yeah, it's interesting.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I only got into it once you got a hipster crowd. Yeah, like I mean lemonade and a bagel. Typically. I've got it on vinyl, say. Oh. Yellow-stick red. Yeah, like I mean, lemonade and bagel. Typical. I don't like it. I've got it on vinyl, say. Oh, yellow, like, do you really? Yeah, that's good. I've considered buying it myself, so don't worry.
Starting point is 00:49:52 So I bought it as a present. Oh, for yourself. So I owned it briefly. That's good way of looking at presents. Yeah. But that killed Jess. Oh, no, Chris Hansel. Yeah. But that killed Jess. Oh no, her hand slipped. No, we didn't get that Jess with nothing.
Starting point is 00:50:08 I owned it briefly. You're a weird person. Stop derailing, please. Please do go on. Do you should go on? There we go. Sorry. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Look, we got it. We got it. So after 2007 in Lausanne, Rio, Gale, and the success of Haughton, Austin, both of those films. Look, we got it. We got it. So after 2007 and lost in the real gal and the success of hot and awesome both those films did really really well critically though it made for a small budget and made quite a lot of money not like Star Wars money but or Avatar money but like they did well Then unfortunately good things went bad again for a bit So in the tail end of 2007 Ryan Gosling was in high demand and he would cost to the Peter Jackson film The Lovely Boards. Anyone seen that one? Yes. Is that also right for me, Adam?
Starting point is 00:50:51 No. Is that the one where there's like someone? It's not Dad with a dead daughter. I can't remember if I'm saying that. Is it the one where there's like a hole in the ground? Everyone I think of someone else. There's a bunker. Are you thinking of the superhero film Chronicle?
Starting point is 00:51:05 But there's a hole in the ground that they go in and touch a weird hole and then turn it to superheroes? No, there's a big hole in the ground and they used to dump things in it and then they were gonna fill it in. You're talking about the film Ant? Ants, that's one. You think you have Parks and Recreation? Sorry, Parks and Recreation. I mean, he's in one of Parks and Recreation. I didn't fill in the pit, Nandy Fillin.
Starting point is 00:51:21 Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking. I mean, someone on the other side of the camera. There's a pit. Journey to the center of the ocean. I'm sure there was some of that bones in the title, 90 fill-in. Yeah, maybe that's what I'm thinking. Because then you leave it in the pit for a while. Maybe that's what I'm thinking. Because then you leave it in the pit for a while. Does that mean there's a pit? Journey to the center of the ocean? I'm sure there was some of that bones in the title. No.
Starting point is 00:51:30 It's a bit nice. Anyway, you're telling me this movie does not have a pit in it. Brad, Brad Pitt? No, Mark Wahlberg isn't a dirt. Mark Wahlberg. I'm gonna get a Wahlberg. Yeah, so you got pretty much... I think of his talent as a pit in the ground.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Woo! He's like, fuck! I'm not sure. I didn't get it. So yeah pretty much I think of his talent as a pit in the ground I love marky mark in the Funchy bunch Mocking mark on the Bunchy bunch Nailed it perfect. Well, it's pretty much what happened with this is yeah, because at this point Ryan Gosling was like Yeah, okay, maybe I am a great actor. I can do anything he got cost as a sad dad whose daughter died He was like how yeah, okay, maybe I am a great actor. I can do anything. He got cast as a sad dad whose daughter died. He was like, how much are you? He was too young. He was too young. That's exactly what happened.
Starting point is 00:52:10 So he put on 60 pounds and grew a beard to be like, no, okay, everyone was like, I can look older, I can look older. He did that and rocked up on set and straight out. It was just like, he didn't really talk to anyone. He was like depressed and he was like, I'm not right for this part. Wow, he's not right for that part.
Starting point is 00:52:26 Oh, what? So he, after going, like 60 pounds is quite a lot of weight to put on. And what is that in normal weight? In normal weight? In 20 kilos, I mean, is it? Yeah, 20, 25 kilos. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Just still like, if he's like a slender bit. That's a lot, yeah. Like, because I even thought in, in what's wrong with Russell Russell Crowe the nice guys I even thought he was too young Order Because you have like a 13 year old daughter or something. Yeah, I don't like this. Oh, that's you know I didn't question that at all. I quite enjoyed that movie
Starting point is 00:53:03 Right, yeah Mark Walberg replaced him replaced him with odd, but he is a little bit more. So he actually didn't appear in the film? Ryan Gosling dropped out. Imagine putting on that much film for nothing. So he went from handsome and hot up a coming star of Hollywood and in his words fat and unemployed. It sounds like fun employed. And then to make matters worse, his relationship with Rachel McAdams ended and he stopped acting for three years.
Starting point is 00:53:29 Did he? He ended the gap. What? 2007 to 2010. He did not appear in a film. Oh my gosh. That's interesting. Well, the end, like he was in films in 2007, but like didn't film.
Starting point is 00:53:39 I felt like that he's always been famous. Yeah. What was his sense to the notebook, right? So what he did in that time off, he actually made friends with a man while he was dating. That was vague. But I forgot to write down the guy's name. Zach, I think he's name.
Starting point is 00:53:55 John Goodman. John Goodman. So he met John Goodman, right? All Zach, when he was dating Rachel MacAdams 2007 and they started a band together called Deadman's Burns. They released their debut album in 2009, and surprisingly, an actor went to the musician route for a bit, really strong reviews, including from notoriously
Starting point is 00:54:17 hard to impress website pitchfork, which gave it like a 7.4 or something. Holy shit. Um, add-of. 10. Right. 100. 100. 100. A 7.4 or something. Holy shit. Out of... 10. Right. 100. 100. That's a 7.4 out of 8.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah, really good. Very good. Very highest rate. Yeah, so like Demand's Burns isn't really weird. I was like, gothe sort of, neither of them could really play the instruments. They taught themselves that I it before they recorded it. They weren't learning mid-song. They just, like, 25 minutes of, hang on, I got it.
Starting point is 00:54:51 No. Oh, fuck, I think I've got that all. I need to try to play drums. So, yeah, there's like a children's choir on it and it's like quite spooky but also like, spooky. Yeah, imagine like, it kind of sounds like they listen to like a lot of bon-over basically cool. Yeah, like I really like bon-over That's the you to bonny there mash up group Bon-over Yeah, you two reference. That was, hipster. Yeah, YouTube reference. That was a real hipster of you, man. That was really cool.
Starting point is 00:55:28 What a relic. I'm not a hipster, just because I owned vinyl for a little while. I think it was very about a day and a half. Didn't you also own that U2 album for a day before you worked out how to delete it when you're on the road? It started auto-playing when I was driving. I'm like, what? It's how I didn't ever, never knew it was on there. It started auto playing when I was driving. My tongue was like, what?
Starting point is 00:55:45 Is Howard didn't ever, never knew was on there. It's still on mine. I don't, yeah, I couldn't even find where it was. I'm not a choice. It sounded big band of songs of innocence. It didn't sound that bad either. Yeah, like the backlash felt brutal. I think it was because that people got it
Starting point is 00:55:58 without asking for it, but it sounded. It's because at that point, everyone hated Bono for being like too smug. Right. I feel like it had to be any other band. Like if... Like... What the fuck's with the blue glasses? Apparently he's got an eye condition. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:11 Ha ha ha ha! Yes! That's what I've got to do. That's bad person. That's good. What's up with the edges, Bani? He's really ill-gift. He's got a very cold head.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Ha ha ha ha. If he takes it off, he will die. Yes, it's tragic. It's such a bully. I'll take anyone down. I don't care. Illness, no illness. Don't play that card with me.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Can anyone name the other two guys? Adam Clayton. Oh. That's the best player. You've got a close-in of the bass player. Larry Mullins, Jr. Yeah, that's the key. Oh, no, I have heard of that one. I hadn And it's the bass player. You've got a, we, a cozy, everybody's. Larry Mullins Jr. Yeah, that's the, Oh, no, I have heard of that one.
Starting point is 00:56:48 I didn't heard of the other one. Larry Mullins Jr. is a great man. Yeah, absolutely. The reason that I know that is, Jewel and other podcasts called You Talking You Too to Me, which is Scott Alcomman and Adam Scott. Oh, great. Yeah, it's a very good podcast
Starting point is 00:57:02 that I'm doing, where you're affiliated with. So if you want to listen to it, it's really dumb. They started out trying to reduce... Adam Scott, Adam Scott. Adam Scott, Adam Scott. From Parks and Recreations. And Scott Ockerman from Comedy Bang Bang
Starting point is 00:57:13 and Writer of Mr. Show. Excellent. Yeah, they started off trying to review the albums and then it just turns into like an hour and a half of them just Adam Scott and Scott Ockerman neighing about. Oh, that sounds like a lot of fun. And is that a current podcast?
Starting point is 00:57:27 It, so they were doing it until they got an interview with you two and then they got an interview with you two at some point. But they did just recently. So it's not frequent anymore. Yeah. So they went through all the albums and then like we're gonna still record it
Starting point is 00:57:40 until we get an interview then they got an interview. You talking you two to me is great. Everything about sounds amazing. It's good because they also come up with that name whilst recording the first episode so you hear it like beautiful get invented beautiful um yeah it's like a deep podcast cut for you podcast heads up yeah well Eric and we got a couple on board the only thing I reckon I would have got a more more excited if the Adam Scott was the Australian gold part. I was also thinking that at first. I like that for some reason. You, Adam, everyone, I would not have picked a gold.
Starting point is 00:58:12 A big gold head, big gold head. Oh, love it. I've a blue naster. I'm a past seven. I mean, a handicap seven. I'm a past seven. Yeah. Past, that means if it's seven shots,
Starting point is 00:58:24 I'll be able to get it in. Your golfing terms have just flawed me. Oh, I'm amazing. I've got a driver, I've got a wood, I've got a tiger wood. Whoa, just like to put out a driver in a wood all the same thing. None in my world. Two different types. Have you got a putter? No, I used to wood. Sand wedge. Oh, I love sand. Yeah, if you break your part out, which has happened in some pro matches, if you say you're trying to part out from under a tree or something, and you bend your club, I don't think you're allowed to use it anymore. So sometimes people have to part out around with a ward or a three iron or something.
Starting point is 00:59:00 If you break your part out, you are allowed to punch your caddy in the face. That's the world. What the fuck? Why are we now talking about golf? Three are not something if you break your powder you are at the punch you're cutting in the face Why are we now talking about golf Oh, yeah, that was like ghostling we're back You got any golf cost to suggest no golf podcast But if Adam Scott the golfer wants to start a podcast But no golf no golf talk a lot no golf talk a little maybe Adam Scott and Adam Scott could collaborate Oh shit yeah being Adam Scott
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Starting point is 01:00:44 Oh, he's back, baby he's back baby. He's back He returned with Blue Valentine, which is another film that just like got shout and praise It's really sad. It's super well-acted. It is him and Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child Wow, wow did not say that color coming but he's in the music world now, so he's probably met her Well, we're gonna a listener called Michelle Williams, as well as in her as well. So now, let's get all three Michelle Williams. That's the same room.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Now that's a podcast. Yeah. Being Michelle Williams. Yeah. Let's bring you a little bit. Just talk about getting groceries. And then it's not. How do you do it?
Starting point is 01:01:19 I'm Michelle Williams. No, I'm Michelle Williams. No, I'm Michelle Williams. I mean, what can you be? Where? Michelle Williams. Michelle Williams. I'm Michelle Williams, and this week I'm Michelle Williams. No, I'm Michelle Williams. I mean, what did you mean? What did you mean? Where? Michelle Williams. I'm Michelle Williams.
Starting point is 01:01:27 And this week I'm joined by two friends of mine. Michelle Williams and Michelle Williams. I'm Michelle. I'm Michelle. Well, I'm in a podcast with someone I was called Joel, and I promise you that referring to each other as just Joel in a podcast, it has not lost its traction.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Oh, yeah, it's good fun. We have a good time. Speaking of a good time, Blue Valentine. Yeah, Michelle Williams is actually fantastic. She's great. Yeah, and Blue Valentine, if you haven't seen it, it's kind of like the reverse notebook. It's like, so the notebook, you're like,
Starting point is 01:01:56 oh, love Israel, Blue Valentine, you're like, there's no point me dating, it all ends bad. So the premise of the film is, Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams, it's's, they play their relationship when they first meet and then 70 years later, and they're kind of intertwined. And does it end the opposite of the nightbook? I didn't rot to you every day for a month. Did he act with whatever accent that is?
Starting point is 01:02:21 That's Forest Gump. I'm thinking of far as gum again. That's far as gum's dog. These dogs dick. This is little you're either. Oh, rope for you. Not good. I think I'm not good at all.
Starting point is 01:02:38 I wish I wasn't. Never so Bruno. Really darn. Not a recommend date. I saw a bore out of the cinemas in a while. It was like the funniest thing anyone's ever seen. Top D-Railing! Ryan Gosling. No talking your aethers.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Sorry, they're related into twine. I'm talking your aethers with you. That's a new podcast, something about doing. Don't your aethers. What about you, Colin? You're a withrood on me? You're a withrood on me? I don't see anyone else, so you must be a with, something about doing. Don't your A-thruz. What about you, Colin? You're a throedomy? You're a throedomy? I don't see anybody else, so you must be a throedomy.
Starting point is 01:03:09 You're a throed Franklin. Yeah, to me. To me? You're a throed Franklin to me? It's what you're probably saying. You're a throed Franklin in brackets to me. Yeah, so Blue Valentine is mercilessly improvised to the point where they actually considered filming it 70 years apart, just so that it could get more realistic and then they were like actually no
Starting point is 01:03:26 That's probably a bad idea a bad idea that boyhood later did which is unrelated to Ryan Gosling But that's just like a wow bit of it. Yeah, so the director had them living together and like Would lie to both of them about things that said to create actual tension between them wouldn't have boyhood have already Have started by then yes, but everyone including the studio forgot boyhood was being made. Right. It was a sneaky film by... Wow, that's cool. Yeah, but yeah, so yeah, they really considered doing stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Which resulted in Ryan Gosling getting nominated for Best Actor at the Golden Globes. He didn't win. He lost a colon first for his performance in the King's Speech. Which, okay, that was very good. Yeah, that's real. So he didn't get nominated for an Academy Award. That doesn't happen that often, right? Doesn't it normally transfer mostly?
Starting point is 01:04:13 Yeah, well the difference is that the Golden Globes they have like different categories. Different categories for acting. Right. And the best actor. It's true. 2010, I think was a pretty big year for like, well like pretty like high profile films, like the King's speech. Social Network I think was a pretty big year for like, well like, pretty like high profile films,
Starting point is 01:04:27 like The King's Speech, social network, I came out that year as well. So I think those already like, so indie films are just kind of like, don't worry about it this year, guys. We've got here's the big films. Yeah. With Blue Velvet,
Starting point is 01:04:37 that's Valentine, right? With Blue Velvet. It's a different film. That's the day to the Blitz film. And then there's the Woody Allen movie, what's that? Blue Jasmine. Blue Jasmine, right. That's the one I was. That's the and then there's the Woody Allen movie? What's that blue Jasmine? Blue Jasmine right that's when I was 2013. I know how you just balloon my That was pre regret I was regretting it before I was saying just said that blew my mind
Starting point is 01:05:01 You've just blown my mind You fucking it. I would get that on a t-shirt. You've just blown my mind. You fucking it. I wouldn't get that on a t-shirt. You've just blown my mind. You idiot. Wait, did you not see that as well? No, I didn't see that. No, I didn't. I went through all of that in my head. I'm like it's got to be more than that.
Starting point is 01:05:20 Yeah, I did. But I actually made it less than that. Yeah. Um. them that. But I actually made it less than that. Yeah. Um, so after we've returned in 2010, he backed it up with probably some of like the biggest films of his career at this point. Well, the three films that people that all came out in the same year, 2011, and these are usually the films that people first remember seeing him in Drive Crisis stupid love and the eyes of March So drive is he's the lead actor. He plays a character called the driver
Starting point is 01:05:53 It's super stylized quite violent very intense. It's got a great soundtrack. I love it. It's also got a real cool jacket Oh, yes, also people remember Fuck it. Yeah, I. It's not even fucking easy. Yeah, I also was like, he's wearing a cool jacket. He's wearing a leather jacket that's too big. He said it's also got a really cool jacket. In it's the movie. On the DVD. On the DVD cover, you can see it, yes.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Wow. Ah, Creasers, you would love which is. Did that balloon your mind? I saw that at the movies. That was a surprise. I saw that at the movies. That was a surprise. I said it at the cinema. I was going with a low x-ray. I didn't know what it was.
Starting point is 01:06:30 It's really funny. That's well-acted, well-written. What I like about Gosling is that he's very funny. He's incredibly funny and he's super dry. Yeah. He's not a wacky fun guy, but he's so fucking funny. But then he actually can be like a little bit wacky as well. Which you see in like the nice guys which is a little bit later on his career but not that much later. Well like that's got a little bit more of like physical
Starting point is 01:06:54 comedy to it. Yeah. I feel like crazy stupid love hasn't dated as well there, right? I saw it kind of recently. There's a few things that are a bit questionable. There's a few problematic things, right? That it's funny how quickly things come on. Yeah. It's mostly the stuff involving, like, the teenage girl wanting to fuck Steve Carell. Yeah. So what's the concept of this movie?
Starting point is 01:07:14 Maybe it's a comedy. Yeah, it's a comedy. So basically, it's a story of Steve. I never remember that. Steve Carell. Steve Carell's wife has an affair, and he finds out about it and then it's kind of like through. His wife was like his first girlfriend so he's never been like single before. Spoiler alert. He obviously. Yeah, I guess. I didn't say alerts right.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. And then he meets Ryan Gosling in a bar. Ryan Gosling is a bit of a player and he sort of shows him how to pick the links. Yeah, so it's like, how does it turn turnout that he's the one who banged his wife? No, but there are intaginigling things, but let's not ruin one for him. It's worth a watch. Yeah, the thing that I was worried about it not holding up is because Ryan Gosling's character kind of comes across like a pickup artist, which is real bad in 2018 and in 2011 when it came out, people are like, oh, that's a funny concept. But in the film, there's like a turning point where you're like,
Starting point is 01:08:05 oh, this man's real sad. Yeah. And like, it's all like a show. And he isn't like, there's no scenes where he's like super hyper aggressive in anything he does. So it's like, the only problematic thing there is really the idea of it. Yeah. I guess anything about us is actually a terribly sad person in reality.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Yeah, it's like garbage man. But yeah, all the stories and crazy you would love end up being like super into like entwined and when it all comes together. It's very funny. It's very good. It's a good movie. And Iso March, which show him star opposite George Clooney.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Oh, yeah. I've heard of him. Yeah. George Clooney, Hollywood George. Ah. George Clooney's kind of like the generation before the guy we're talking about now. Yeah, Ryan goes back to that.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Ryan goes back to that. When that movie came out, people were like, I think we're seeing a new George Clooney. Right. And it goes like, yeah, I would say. I would agree. All three of these films are well received. They all made money and they also showed his versatility. So Drive, Bailey and he talking, he's very, very intense throughout that film.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Chris is super love, he's very, very intense throughout that film. Chris, you would love, he's very chatty, quite funny, and Izo Varch is more of like a conventional kind of like political, furlough sort of character where it's like intense talking and like things is real serious. So I've insane drive or I'd say, oh, you're gonna do that at the end. It's just giving you a hint. He's gonna balloon your mind later on. Uh, he... Again.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Hahaha. Hahaha. Doosh. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. That's the second in my trilogy. Hahaha. Slowly putting together. Dayish balloon. Dayish balloon. Cannot wipe it.'m slowly putting together. Dave's blown. Can I wipe it?
Starting point is 01:09:46 Can I wipe it with it? It's hard. I'm going to try and tie it all together, but let's see. Dave's starting his trilogy with his last week of POOM. Oh, POOM. I invented a callicle, POOM. That's something my new favorite color. I love it.
Starting point is 01:10:01 You'll love it. I can't wait to see it in fashion this year. Oh, yeah. It's very good to be very in this autumn. Very good. So tuned. And following the waves of pretty much Ryan Gosling's career at this point, heaps of acclaim and then all of a sudden a big misstep. So in 2013, he started Gangsta Squad, which may go on record as the most forgettable film of all.
Starting point is 01:10:22 But I've seen it. And can you tell me anything about that movie except the end of Emma Stone's in it? Okay, yes, Emma Stone's in it. Ryan Gosling's in it. Mm-hmm. Is the guy from Men in Black 3 in it? John Goodman.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Josh Brolin. Yes. Yes. Oh, I guess. I remember other people. It's a pretty awful name. There's some sort of scene in a, in a, scene in a bar and by a pool, I feel. And I think she's in a dress at one point.
Starting point is 01:10:49 She nailed it. Yeah, you remember that. We're a very forgettable film. Yeah. Is it a comedy? No, it's like an action-y, sort of, highest kind of film. Like, is in Gangsta Squad isn't an ironic name. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:02 It sounds like a video game. It's real stupid. Yeah. They can name it to anything else. It's also like, gangster scored was a follow up for the director who made zombie land. Oh, I have to name, that was good.
Starting point is 01:11:13 Yeah, and like this is a bit more serious. There is like lighter moments, but it's not like a comedy like that. And yeah, he fucked it. He fucked it. He fucked it. By choosing it or his role. Oh no, Rygo Zings' role, he's one of the leads,
Starting point is 01:11:26 but he's probably like the least in it lead. Um, he's... The Academy Awards for Lead. Best, least in it lead actor goes to... Yeah, the acting in all that's fine, it's just a very, very bland movie. It's not bad, it's just definitely not good. Yeah. It's just forgettable.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Totally forgettable. Very five out of it. Like, a five out of ten in every way. Would Broke Even, everything about it, it's very Jerry. Yeah, I think it actually might have of like a five out of ten in every way would broke even everything about it It's very Jerry. Yeah, I think it actually might just like broken even not really made any money though Then he started only God forgives which is a follow-up with the director who made drive and People that didn't like drive often said it was to stylize and didn't have enough of a plot Only God forgives has almost zero plot and is all style enough of a plot. Early God forgives has almost zero plot and is all style. Um, including some like very, very, very weird scenes. I look,
Starting point is 01:12:08 disclaimer, I love only God forgives, but it is fucked. Um, hmm. Rhyangosling also had like, this was his first chance to sort of like step. He didn't direct it or help direct it, but he's friends with the director. So I meant that he was able to like kind of step behind the camera a little bit, sort of test it out. He made some of the key decisions in the film, so I character dies and Ryan Gosling's character in this film reacts to it, and the director was like, do you reckon you should be happy or sad about it?
Starting point is 01:12:35 And Ryan Gosling was like, what if I put my hand, so it's like a stomach wound, he's like, what if I put my hand in it? And that's the scene that they went with. And as someone who's seen the movie, it doesn't really make sense. I'm not sure why he responds like that. But yeah, very violent. What if I put my hand in it? Yeah, okay. The Dave Warnicki story. It kind of makes... You could ask that question every day and it's just an hour and it still makes sense. It sort of makes sense in the context of the film. You know what? No one's going to see this
Starting point is 01:13:02 film because I'm not going to recommend it. It's just mother that does. But so he's, because she's like being a terrible mother, he's, his idea was that he's like looking for a worm to make sure it. Oh. It's like very like symbolic, but it's, you don't get that. Yeah. That's an awesome, I was thinking like day to day you could go. So I'm going to see this lovely bowl of warm custard and so that's a very cold day.
Starting point is 01:13:26 Yeah, can I put my hand? That's the kind of thing that I was thinking. That sounds like a new podcast idea. Can I put my hand in it? Every week someone suggests a topic to you. You discuss what you can put your hand in it. Yes, I like that. I like that a lot.
Starting point is 01:13:40 I should really start like this business that I've got going on. Yeah, write these down. Podcasts. Podcasts write these down. Podcast, podcast, concept generator. Done. You're getting all this? He's a millionaire. I've done it. You can check that out on my Twitter. And after those two failures, he actually announced he was retiring from acting.
Starting point is 01:13:59 With, and I quote, I've lost perspective on what I'm doing. I think it's good for me to take a break, reassess why I'm doing it, and how I'm doing it. I don't know why I'm putting my hands in things. Very strange. I'm just doing it. And I think this is probably a good way to learn about that. So he retired from acting and was like,
Starting point is 01:14:16 I'm gonna be a director, which then led to his directing debut, a film called The Lost River, which critically panned and bombed. Ah. Because again, he didn't really learn from the decisions he was making. He only got forgives and pretty much did a similar thing where the movie's just like, fucked.
Starting point is 01:14:33 So he doesn't star in it as well? Nope, he's not in it at all. I haven't heard of any of the movies you've said for a while. Gangs Discord? No. Okay. Well, I mean, I've really said too since Crazy Stupid Love love. Well probably I reckon we'll get up to some more Matt I reckon that I don't I don't think we'll ever hear from him again
Starting point is 01:14:51 I think you've done me or Ryan Gosling But it might be honest with this report you've brought in So you're calling it now you reckon Ryan Gosling is done to quiet you. I said it in a Gosling style. I said when it was in the notebook. I'm done. I'm done with this shit. Where is the way or bad like that somewhere in America at that accent?
Starting point is 01:15:22 What is it? Brandoville? Brandoville, right. Brandoville, Mississippi. Oh, in the South. You're very learned it. I see you study geography. Oh yeah. Is my Mississippi in the South?
Starting point is 01:15:33 I'm the geography one on this podcast. Canada. No. It is. Wow. I mean, in America, Canada. In a way, everything's South of something, isn't it? That's true. That is true. Wow. I mean, in a way. In a way, in a way, everything's south of something, isn't it? That's true.
Starting point is 01:15:46 That is true. Yeah. Yeah. Shep the North Pole. I keep going south long enough you'll blood get there much. Ah. Ah. Ah.
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Starting point is 01:16:03 Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. So just going on from my geography failure there, the Lost River, Critical and Commercial Failure. Critics described it as a train wreck. I haven't seen all of it, and I've seen some of it, and he's just like very heavily inspired by a few directors that he loved, whose styles just do not match.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Right. So it's just, it's no good. Well, like a Ninja movie with like, Finding Nemo. So he was inspired by the director of Drive and only God forgives, as well as the director of Blue Valentine, which are already wildly different movies. And then a director called Gaspon No, who is a French new wave director. Gaspon No!
Starting point is 01:16:37 And he's done doing it! Gaspon, please! Someone said Ryan No, then maybe this will fall into different, because I'd be like, he made a great film, but please. Someone said Ryan, no, then maybe this will probably be different because I'd be like, he made a great film, but no, Alas. So he retired from acting to become a director. He fucked it. And then 2015, 2016, he's back acting again. He's back, baby.
Starting point is 01:16:57 Back to retirement. And here's a list of films that I reckon you guys may have heard of. So 2015 and 2016 came out with a big shot, which I'm pretty mad at. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, good. Very good. 2016 came up with a big short. Yes, I'm saying that. Very good. Very good. The big short about the housing crisis. I've seen that one. Hey, who was he in that? He's character's name is like Jared, I think. He's the guy he's like, he's the one who's sort of he was just selling it. I have not seen this movie. Oh my god, I can only imagine Christian bail. Oh my god. He's the guy who kind of brings Christian bail and Steve Carrell together. Oh, it's one of those guys that works in that office
Starting point is 01:17:28 Yeah, uh, is it is the neither one that brings them to that office? Oh wait. No. Yeah, it brings them to that office He's sort of like a middleman And I fully understand the world of high finance. I enjoyed that film, but he was clearly Oh, they get into it. It's quite a blue in your mind. He's quite like, well, funny in it. Like, he's like quite like, quippy. Right, he's clearly quite forgettable in that role. He also looks wildly different,
Starting point is 01:17:52 because he's got like gross, greasy, black hair. Does he look like Christian Baile in that film? A little bit, yeah. Like, what? You think he have Christian Baile. Yes, Christian Baile is in that film. Yes. As Ryan Gosling.
Starting point is 01:18:02 No, I don't think. What's the drumming? At some point, Christian Baile, He drums like a pantera song or something Maybe walk it's very good. That's my favorite rhythm movie when I play a pantera song Fair enough Have you earned a pen? It's a really in transition. No, I still do but the really in transition. No, I still do, but the for now, I don't think I'm gonna obviously the birthday will come up or something appropriate. I'm gonna just sit on it forever. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:18:34 Remember my neck. But yeah, that movie said because of how true all that is. Yeah. How the, oh, it's fucked. How the banks are just like, yeah, there's like points in that film where they're just like, this is what they're doing, and this is how that affected everyone. And it's also really weird, because the film is made by the same guy who made,
Starting point is 01:18:56 I wanna say Ancomhan. He's like a comedy director. Oh, interesting. That guy's the little Farrell Rodding Partners, isn't he? Yeah. partners. Yeah, where's it Adam? Yes, Adam Scott He's very versatile Adam McKay. Yes, Adam McKay. That's the director of that film Yeah, sir. He made Ankeman 2 so that they'd let him make this film right
Starting point is 01:19:21 Ankeman 2 is not very good. Yeah, big shot though. Pretty good. Yeah. Anke-Man 2's like got funny things to it, but it's pretty. Yeah, I didn't love it. It's not, I don't know. Even if I've landed too? No, I haven't. I think though, all those classic cult comedies make and then they get big slowly and then they go for the sequel and it's often like, they've just normally it's every celebrity
Starting point is 01:19:44 who loves the movies in it. Yeah. Which means it's just, it's not like, they've just normally it's every celebrity who loves the movie is in it. Yeah. Which means it's just, it's not really a movie anymore. No, it's just Cammy. Yeah. Zoolander 2 opens with a scene with Justin Bieber. But in like 2014 or 15 or whatever, I came out, all the Cammy is in that movie feel way too late. Right. I treat Billy Zane like he's still very, very famous. Well, he was in the original. Yeah. But I love Billy Zane in the original. I love Billy Zane. Yeah, Billy Zane's a real babe.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Oh my god. How do you feel about the Phantom? Loved it. Oh yeah. He lives in a fucking waterfall, man. That's awesome. Yeah, I don't know. I know people who do love it.
Starting point is 01:20:16 A lot of people who share the offices here. There's a few big Phantom fans here. We painted one of the rooms' Phantom purple because of it. Oh, I did not know that. And I may have been in that room. I think one of the Arne and purple because of it. Oh, I did not know that. And I may have been in that room. I think one of the honey Donna guys, I think Mark or Zach, I forget which one. One of them is a big fan.
Starting point is 01:20:31 I want to say Mark. Yeah, it seems like a Mark thing. Sammy J, but he's just, and someone else. Is it you, Matt? No. It's a fandom who's my favorite superhero. Oh, Dave, Dave is the only. But I don't, I'm not super into it. I haven't seen
Starting point is 01:20:46 the bill exact film. Oh, for fuck's sake. I just used to get the comics because they were the cheapest ones of the music. Okay, yeah, you're a big fan. You're a big fan or a big fan of saving. Yeah, love saving. Do should go on. Yes. Has it come back around yet? No, yeah, but give it a couple more. So then you also made the nice guys, which is a fun more comedic role. I like that movie. Yeah, it's a great film. Is that OK?
Starting point is 01:21:12 Yeah, OK, great. Yeah, often when I like something, I'm like, hey, someone who knows more about this stuff is. Is it OK to like that? It's OK for me to. Nice guys. Very, very good. Very fun.
Starting point is 01:21:20 I watched it on a plane, though, and they sent some of the swearing. Cool. But it was very obvious what they were actually sent. So it just looked dumb. So they added another layer of company. It's so weird when the planes do that. Yeah, it's weird. You are such a nice guy. Yeah. But yeah, they bleep well, they don't bleep without turning shit to sugar and stuff like that. Yeah. I think I kept saying like flippin and I was like flippin. Yeah, like flippin. Something like that. And think I kept saying like, flipping, and I was like, flipping, like flipping. Something like that. And flipping actually kind of fits the characters
Starting point is 01:21:48 of that film, but it would be very distracting. I think I've been feeling I enjoyed it. I did a gig a couple months ago, where, just as I was going up, they said, no swearing at all. And I was in a line that has a, I say, fucking. I was called like, fuck.
Starting point is 01:22:03 And I did, like, I got to the F and then I sort of changed it to flipping, but I wrote like it was fucking. Fuckin'. Anyway, I don't think anyone noticed. Imagine you said, five, then, and it would hurt. No swearing at all, that's a rough rule.
Starting point is 01:22:21 Well, no, they said, they said, the rule is, uh, I think they said, they said the rule is... Maybe PG's. I think they said three swears, leaving for the headliner. Well, something like that. What? They've got a quota?
Starting point is 01:22:32 Yeah. But the audience are going to be like, actually, tonight there were four swears, and I'm gonna refund. It was a rule. I get up there, be like, hello, everyone, I'm just pissed shit, fuck boobs. And then I just flip them off for a bit.
Starting point is 01:22:43 And then you're like, boobs and flipping you off isn't swearing so that's the three. Damn. Damn it. I didn't even think about the swears. So I'm too innocent. Dog ball.
Starting point is 01:22:54 That's my go-to. That's a good one. Dog ball. Shout out to your ass, dog ball. Us. Us. Us. Yeah, us is a bored one.
Starting point is 01:23:02 I'm trying to swear less. How's it going? Well, I dropped the F ball merely in this episode and Then again soon after I'm gonna try and not do that anymore for the rest of this day I'm really I'm always stressed about guessing on podcasts where there isn't a discussion about swearing sure I'm like I say fuck a lot Fucks fine. Yeah, we try to avoid the seaweed because Dave had a conversation with Matt and I about it, but apart from that, some people are afraid of going. Some people are offended by a lot of things we do.
Starting point is 01:23:33 I personally am not offended. But yeah, but also I think something Dave was saying is that it's more offensive in other countries in Australia. It's sort of another word for person. And but I would say that's like a bad swear word. Yeah, so without podcast, we do say it occasionally. And I, we hear about it sometimes. Right. You guys are all so very good at derailing the podcasts. Well, some people have described this podcast
Starting point is 01:24:00 as the derailing that happens in between. It's the derailing in between the notes of the report, that make the report the report. It's much like jazz. It's the notes you don't play. It's the notes you don't play. I'm speaking of jazz, Lala Land, this next film.
Starting point is 01:24:17 You might be the segue king. Yes, good segue. I'll take it. I'm very emotional. Much like Harajan Gosling, except for the award was on stage to accept best picture when Lala land was wrongly announced But yeah, Lala land massive success Ryan Gosling was again like hey you can be funny you can be dramatic you can sing and dance people like you can't sing
Starting point is 01:24:38 That well maybe don't be musicals, but I disagree. I think his voice is great So you've seen it and you loved all I love Lala land. I was Lala for Lala. If you said gargaw for Lala land, that would have made it some sense. Yeah. Take it from me. Like I'm a king of sand. I see. I ain't got no dollars. We're all friends here. I don't know what that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that.
Starting point is 01:25:09 I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that.
Starting point is 01:25:17 I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that. I didn't even know and like it was like it was beautiful.
Starting point is 01:25:26 Yeah really well shot. So well shot. So well shot. It was great and I really like Emma Stone and Ryan girls link together. So I was like I enjoyed myself. So who cares? They've been it so they've done a few movies together. I have done a few. It sounds like at least three. At least three. Yeah so they did Lullaby and Gangsta Squad. Crazy crazy love together. Yeah I like them together. So you so you did Lullaby and Gangsta Squad. Crazy, crazy love to you. I like him together. So you liked it, Dave, you haven't seen it?
Starting point is 01:25:48 It looks like something I would hate. I haven't seen it either, and I, yeah, wonder. I feel like I'd have to be in the right place. I like the, you like musicals? I hate musicals. Okay, so you might actually like it. Cause one of the criticisms is that it isn't that musical. It opens up to big musical numbers
Starting point is 01:26:02 and then pretty much drops off the tie. I hate musicals but I really love that Whiplash, the guys other movie. Yeah. Love that. Yeah, I like Whiplash. Oh, he's a Whiplash guy. Yeah, like Whiplash. He might Whiplash, then he made Lala Land and then he's next film which I'll get to in. Another ghost. Give us the Oh! That really goss me. And then he's most recent film, cinema appearance was the most recent Blade Runner film, which again, critical acclaim, unfortunately didn't make any money,
Starting point is 01:26:33 lost a lot of money. Really? But so did the original Blade Runner. Yeah, right. Because when you make sequels to cult films, much like the comedy discussion we're having before, sometimes it's a bad decision. Yeah, and they, is he gonna do like several directors cuts again?
Starting point is 01:26:49 And a different director this time. It was directed by the same guy who made like, Sikarier and Prisoners, which is Hugh Jackman and Jake Jellinall, you've seen that. He's a really good director. This equal to play to run our lot of people like more than the first one. I'm not sure where, how I feel about it.
Starting point is 01:27:07 I just know that I went in being like, I really liked the first one. I heard that I'm fucking up. And they didn't. I left very happy. I actually saw it in Bell Fost. I wasted the one day I had in Bell Fost in a cinema. And I wasn't, I'm, I used wasted that, but I was happy because like, it was a great one.
Starting point is 01:27:21 Oh, I imagine it was sucked. That would have been real bad. I was like two pounds 50 for a ticket, which is like five, a straight $1. I was like, what? Yeah, it was a great one. Oh, I imagine it sucked. That would have been real bad. I was like two pounds 50 for a ticket, which is like five dollars. I was like, what? Yeah, it was great value. No wonder it didn't make any money though. Yeah, they need to charge me more.
Starting point is 01:27:33 It feels, it does feel strange that those movies don't make money. It feels like to me, the logic holds up that a movie that becomes a big cult hit afterwards. You should go back and cash in for the next movie at the cinemas, but it doesn't seem to necessarily go that way. The first played run and came in in like 82. Yeah, but pretty big gap.
Starting point is 01:27:54 Big gap, yeah, followed by 2007. So like, hey, fingers crossed. It was like good there just to see like, 17, right? 17. Yes. 2017. Did I say right? 17, yeah. 2017. Did I say seven? Yeah, maybe whoops. You've done that twice today.
Starting point is 01:28:09 You're like, because I drop a century, you drop a decade. So you don't have it as bad as me. Yeah, that's gonna say that's, that's, that's, so the 10% bad, that's bad. And yeah, here's next role, the next film that's coming out is called The First Man, where he's reunited from the director of Lollaland and Whiplash. It's about Neil Armstrong.
Starting point is 01:28:28 And Ryan Gosling is playing Neil Armstrong. I'm sure he was going to be about Adam from Adam and Eve. I think that's probably the reference there. That first man on the moon. So that's the next one. It comes out next to you. Does he wear like a like a leaf of his dick? I think it's crossed.'s they've just going with artistic
Starting point is 01:28:46 lessons of space here. I just leave every day. Exposed genitals, but a leaf. Yeah, that's great. And behind the leaf is a dog. I'm into it. Is it going to be a musical? No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:28:58 We've got news. Yeah, we've got just really a music. Well, I guess you could see it as a musical. There's a lot of music in it, but there's no songs. Right. Yeah, I'm I'm see it as a musical. There's a lot of music in it, but there's no songs. Yeah, I'm kind of like, I can, I'm okay with musicals, but I love them. Like I really like Annie, the old Annie. That's a musical. That's a full-on musical. That's full-on musical, but yeah, I can't think of another one I like. Like you said, it opens with like a song and dance number, but then it's just kind of a nice story with some music in there.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Pretty sure I like Annie because of just nostalgia for my childhood back in the 20s in depression. New York. I was forgetting to grow up in the Great Depression. Yeah, well, I mean, to me, I say grow up, I was pretty old in that stage, but you could have liked it. You could have also adopted it often. Younger.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Yeah. Yeah, that Daddy War box was based on me I never noticed but they'll make a lot of sense that nanny reference Yes, and nanny reference would be mr. Shaffee old How we brought up the nanny again Love it. It's a great great. I don't know. Does the nanny hold up definitely. So good. I mean, it's as good as it was then. Missed five! It's good stuff.
Starting point is 01:30:10 So good. I see, see so much. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're supposed to. But she's a bitch. But she's also a babe. I'd sort of, and that's so recently, she's a babe. She's not a babe.
Starting point is 01:30:19 She's gross. Go back. No. I never got back. As a kid, I was like, you know, I just like she's so mean. She's babcock. And now I'm like, she's mean. Just quit. Just before I wrap up my report, and I'm like, I'm tired of you left. I just want to quickly take a bit. Don't think that I'm tying this back in. It's not. I just want it. So
Starting point is 01:30:40 Niles from the Nanny versus Niles from Frazier. Who's your favorite Niles? Good one. Oh, the Nani. Frazier. In what way? Just as general character. To what, general character. Maybe the Nani actually. The Nani is the guy.
Starting point is 01:30:55 Like he's the Niles probably. Frazier is a real wimp. Yeah, he's probably a better character. A better character is the Frazier Niles. Yeah, see, I'm going to go with Frazier Niles as well. So we've split it. So Tweet us in. Yeah, see, I'm gonna go with phrase in miles as well. So we've split it so tweet us in. Yeah, let us know. Designing vote.
Starting point is 01:31:09 Signing vote. You're the listeners. Which nose is the best miles? Yeah. And there are also niles in Buffy. There's also the Riff Giles. Giles. Giles.
Starting point is 01:31:18 Damn. You fucking hate. Played by Stuart Head. Whoa, that's off your head. Anthony Stuart Head. Yeah. What about the guy from one direction? Nile Nile Singular what about the river plural. Oh very good. Oh
Starting point is 01:31:33 Two Niles rivers Anyway Ryan goes like nominate for his 120 awards. He's been nominated for a hundred. Those are actual numbers Well, how do you have? Just would love that hundred and a hundred no more Well, I'd like to award him with one more my favorite person Oh And you are obviously single Who's your favorite person Ryan Godson Ryan Godly I love you So you love him as a guy too.
Starting point is 01:32:07 He loves him as a person. So he's a good person? I think he's cool. Yeah, I actually didn't mention this, but yeah, he's also quite charitable. Like he's involved in a lot of charity work and stuff like that. It just seems like a good person. Do you foresee a time where he'll quit acting again? Well, if it follows the same pattern, he'll probably be the first man will probably be real good and then whatever he does after that
Starting point is 01:32:26 It'll be shit. He seems to take it really to heart. It's like I did three great films one terrible one. I'm quitting forever Well, it's like no one remembers the shit no one remembers gangster squad who cares I think the issue is more that he doesn't like it's not he takes it to heart. It's like he's in a bunch of Really popular movies and then he's like actually maybe I'm a good actor and then he takes too big of a risk. And he's like, whoa, need to calm down. Dysha, would it be fair to say that his biggest fault is that he cares too much? I think that is a useful,
Starting point is 01:32:54 but I realized that I know I've wrapped up the report now, but I just realized I skipped a part that I foreshadowed heaps. I'll reopen it, reopen it. The movies, the moot, no. Yes, but that was gonna end the episode of that. Right. But I thought there's a bit fun fact.
Starting point is 01:33:09 Oh, he's current partner? He's current partner? Oh, yes. So he was in a film in 2012 called Place Beyond the Pines, which he, that was popular. It was popular. It did pretty well. His partner in that film was Eva Mendes,
Starting point is 01:33:23 who is now his partner in life, and they have two kids together. Are they married? No. Not married, just have the kids. Eva Mendes, what else is she in? Oh my God, you don't know Eva Mendes. She's in the other name.
Starting point is 01:33:33 The other guys, she plays Will Farrell's wife and the other guys. Oh, okay. And she's like, she's dropped it gorgeous and he talks about it like she's gross. It's actually... You gotta be that, Dave. Fucking funny.
Starting point is 01:33:44 Actually, the other guys is a film that should be bad but he's actually very good. Yeah. The other guy's what is it? It's does. We'll fail Marky Mark. Oh sorry, that's not the Russell Crowe. Ron Gosling does.
Starting point is 01:33:53 No, that's the nice guys. So who the other guy's? The other guy's. I've seen the other guy. I think I've seen the other guys as well. It starts. If you remember, it might be an ad-a-mication film as well. Right.
Starting point is 01:34:04 At some sort, they're like, body-cop film? It's a body-cop film that actually starts the first 20 minutes is about the rock and Samuel Jackson as the best copsever, but they're so good that they think they can survive jumping off a building. Oh, great. And they don't. That sounds funny.
Starting point is 01:34:18 It's very funny. Yeah, that sounds like that was probably all right. Yeah, I remember seeing in the cinema being like, not expecting much and leaving, being like, I had a good laugh, that was cinema being like not expecting much and leaving being like, I had a good laugh, that was good. Even Mendes and Ryan Gosling, though, having children, how good looking at those children
Starting point is 01:34:30 gonna be, holy shit. Was that a fun fact, Jess? Yes. Even Mendes is also quite like his, just under 10 years older than Ryan Gosling as well, considering the Sandra Bullock thing. Yeah, okay, there you go. So there we go.
Starting point is 01:34:43 There we go, well done. So three films, if you haven. So there we go. There we go. Well done. So three films, if you haven't seen any Ryan Gosling films, drive, probably give Lollolander crack as well, shows a bit of versatility and an earlier work. Go with half-nour. Actually, you know what? Change from mine. Go with Laws and the Real Girl because he's not handsome in that at all. He's put on a bit of weight. He's got a really gross amount of stash, but it's very, very good. And if you just want to fuck your life up, watch Blue Valentine, because that'll make you be like, maybe I don't want to date ever again.
Starting point is 01:35:10 And maybe if I am married, I should get a divorce now. Right, I probably like it. I probably like it. Gangsta squad? I was up feeling those. Because out of all the films, that's the one I want to say, stands like me, action. Yes.
Starting point is 01:35:20 Yeah, you're an action man. Action, forgettable, yes. Yes, yes. Gangsters. Squads, I love groups of people. Sean Penn's in it, I think. He's a great actor. He's fallen, he was so respected,
Starting point is 01:35:32 and it seems like that's fallen away a bit recently. I, well, yeah, I think he was, well, he made IAM Sam a no one gave him shit for it when they probably should have. Right. It was a, yeah, no, he didn't, he was, that was like a ward buzz sort of stuff. Great soundtrack of Beatles covers that.
Starting point is 01:35:49 Hmm. Yes. It's almost like you're putting together a little tasting paddle of movies here for us. Little, G-ghost paddle. I'm loving it. You just, you just go to get the, what would you call what's the stout and then work our way over to the... Whoa. Maybe he's already giving you the three yeah I know but find a way to make Ryan Gosling relatable yeah we do you think be I need to make that what relate to me like a dark
Starting point is 01:36:15 at probably go with drive it's a bit dry yeah yeah yeah yeah and then what's your what's your wacky one like it I like I like something in here that I haven't tasted before. Gangsta squad. Obviously. That's the palette cleanser. Bit wacky. No, what are the fat one? Where is fat? He was the real girl. Bit wacky. It's not wacky in the sense of, whoa, it's like, oh, that's strange and nice and I'm feeling things. Well, thanks so much for doing that.
Starting point is 01:36:40 That was fantastic. I didn't know much about Ryan Gosling. I enjoyed it. Good, I'm glad that, again, I'm really sorry that no one got murdered and there was no Thanks so much for doing that. That was fantastic. I didn't know much about Ryan Gosling. I enjoyed it. Good. I'm glad that, again, I'm really sorry that no one got murdered and there was no mysteries. Never apologize for that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:52 To be honest, look, I did what I could. Don't apologize. We do have to thank some Patreon listeners, I don't we? Would you be interested in that? Absolutely. I hope that, like, I've got some names here. I'll, I hope that some of the names I say have listened to plumbing the earth star in here.
Starting point is 01:37:07 Yeah. Like that was not for me. So I would like to thank the people that support us through patreon patreon.com slash do go on podders where you can pledge to the show if you enjoy listening every single week. And I would like to thank, is it okay if I go first? Dave, I mean, you just jumped in.
Starting point is 01:37:24 Very right, gozzling of you, taking the initiative. Is this good? Is that good? Yeah, that's good. That's good. Just saying his name is good for me to be honest. Oh really? You're just loving that much. I have a shirt with his face on it. Really? Actually, my Twitter profile picture.
Starting point is 01:37:36 So if you had... Two shirts with his face on it actually. One where he's on the face of an actual gozzling. Oh, I don't know. I don't know that shit in public. What if you met had to meet A celebrity and I got to, you know, hang talk to them get their autographs that kind of thing. You say your number one?
Starting point is 01:37:54 That's a tough one because like I like him so much that like, I feel like that like I might blow it and not like, I don't think I'd be a creep. It's just like, I'd be like, I didn't blame it. Good throw back. I just wanted to like I'd be like I like leave and be like fuck I either came across weird or like I didn't ask him something I wanted to or I'd like go into it too casual and they just have a nothing in conversation. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's a tough one. It's a tough one. Have I made you hear us? How about we do this right? We each name. We will get Dusha to allocate a Gosling film. A film. I was gonna say recommend a movie, yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:31 Oh, okay. You hear the name, what movie do you think they remind you of or what they should watch? Mm-hmm. So I would like to thank these are all Patreon supporters. Thank you so much for everyone that does support the show. But specifically this week from Sacramento, California, the Capitol, the Capitol, California, that is right. Enjoy. That's good. It's the name of the singing cowboy from the Simpsons that Lisa falls in love with. Mr. Bergstrom. Also sounds like a member of Mayhem. Black Metal Band reference for anyone
Starting point is 01:39:18 out there. No. Possibly someone out there, but this is not in here. Mayhem, I love metal band names that you have to really squint to be able to read. Oh, mayhem. Absolutely. Some of their... It looks like a tree that's gone. The branches of sort of all intertwined. Some of the writing of the films of the, sorry, metal bands. They have like a lineup, 10 different names, and I can't read a single one. All right, I'd also like to thank all the way from Suffolk.
Starting point is 01:39:49 Suffolk and GB. I would like to thank John Paul Hoor. John Paul Hoor. John Paul Hoor is a cool name. Let's go with Great Britain when I was there. It was pretty cold. Blue, blue Valentine. Sorry about the sad movie recommendation, but that's a good one. But you think John Paul Paul Hall would enjoy it? Or you think great films. Especially on a cold, suffocate. Yeah, exactly. John Paul Hall, let us know what you think about this movie. Yeah, if you've seen it and hate it, tweet Matt. Yes, I will.
Starting point is 01:40:14 Matt will enjoy that. I will forward on the apology from Dusha. Matt, would you like to thank some people? I would love to. I would so love to. Could I thank from Bar garter in Queensland? Thank Kobe Jenkins. That's a good name. Kobe Jenkins a great name Kobe I feel like he should be in what movie would he be in I've changed it not these aren't recommendations these are movies that
Starting point is 01:40:36 If when the technology becomes available, which I think it already is we'll insert you into these movies For that's a big one. Because Kobe instantly wanted to put him in a basketball film, but like Ryan Gosling sadly has not straightened up. But he's also, he's from Country Queensland. I'm guessing it's Country by Gara. Maybe it's a suburb. Well, if you're thinking sports related,
Starting point is 01:40:58 what about Remember the Titans? Oh yeah, actually that's good. Very good. Yep, yep. Let's put him in Remember the Titans. Kobe Jenkins could be the quarterback. Definitely. It doesn't good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's put him in remember the Kobe Jenkins could be the quarterback Very caught up. Yeah quarterback. All right He's the he's the quarterback who injures himself and has to be replaced by
Starting point is 01:41:16 Dawson from Dawson's Creek. I've changed this movie to Fast-thitty blues, but anyway, that's good. That's another great sporting film. And from Bridgewater, MA, Daveway's MA. So Massachusetts. Massachusetts. I love it. All right. From Bridgewater, Massachusetts, it's Tim Ganon. Let's go with, well, a place beyond the pines, because Massachusetts sounds like it has trees. Yeah. Well, that's where Boston's from, right? Love it.
Starting point is 01:41:45 And Tim's nickname in high school, I imagine, was Tim Ganon the Cannon. Am I right? Absolutely. Also has a great quarterback arm. It's weird that you're like all your fans are quarterbacks. Yeah, we've got to put a quarterbacks. Yeah, we've really nailed the jock market. Strictly no nerds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no cool names here. This is first cool name. Max Jook. That's another quarterback name.
Starting point is 01:42:25 That's a name. Max Jook. Max Jook. I know I've already recommended this, but Max Jook sounds like a black the nice guy's a lot. Yeah. Or because it's a real cool name, drive is a real cool movie. I reckon he could be in the passenger seat. Yeah, he could. He could be the navigator. Max Jook Duke and just a next lift driver. Thanks Max, which birth just lights. Where's burr? Is that Burk in Queensland? Burk Virginia. I'll be sure to. Virginia.
Starting point is 01:42:53 He's a mountain mama. Is that a line in that song? No, where's Virginia? Mountain mama, a wave and sing that wrong. All this is at least you haven't been putting simply in irresistible. Simply replaceable. That's what you're doing.
Starting point is 01:43:10 Simply irresistible is what you're mixing up. Simply irresistible. I just thought that song was irresistible. Oh my god. Girl, we work hard with him. Sorry about him. No, that's okay. I'll go one more.
Starting point is 01:43:22 From Plymouth, I would like to thank Anna Fox. Oh, they are both great names. They've both got X's in them. I think that's okay. I'll go one more from Plymouth. I would like to thank Anna Fox. Oh, they are both great names. They've both got X's in them. I think that's what. X is cool. X is cool. The short hand for cool. Do you want to be cool, get an X in your name.
Starting point is 01:43:35 Anna Fox sounds like a, that's also like an author name, like a very much. Like if I were to just like best published, best selling books. Anna Fox. Anna Fox next to J.K. Rowland. Yeah. Initial Rowland. Yeah. Initial A fox. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:43:49 Yeah, that's right. That's liars, A fox. That's very good. Thank you so much for having me on the head. Good boy. Good boy. What are you inserting here into? Let's put her in. Where would a fox fit real well?
Starting point is 01:44:09 Yeah, too bad he wasn't in the fantastic Mr. Fox, because that would have been a no-brainer. Well, actually, that is giving me an idea. Lead actor in Fantastic Mr. Fox, George Clooney. She's now in Knights of March. Great. Enjoy that. Yeah, good one. And what's that movie that's politics?
Starting point is 01:44:24 So she's maybe she's the president in that. Yeah, you know, I'm happy for her to be the president. Anna Fox is another as that's a great president. President Fox. Yes. Yes. Whoa. She is British. So that's breaking some rules.
Starting point is 01:44:35 She's going to have to do an accent. That's so good. Dave, could you just give her a quick lesson in how to do an American accent? I'll roll you every day for a month! Ha ha ha ha! Thank you, Mr. President. You're welcome, sir. The line isn't even month.
Starting point is 01:44:52 It's a year. I haven't seen the fucking film. But we corrected you the first time. You actually said it right the first time. Yeah, then changed. And then you were like, is it month or a year? And then we were like, it's a year. God, you just went with month or a year.
Starting point is 01:45:04 So, would you do us the honor of thanking a couple as well? Yeah, absolutely. Dive into that list there, wherever it takes your fancy. Yep. All right, from Sutherland, Great Britain, we have Joe Morris. Oh, Joe Morris. That's a really, I don't think you get away
Starting point is 01:45:22 with that name outside of Sutherland. Yeah, it's very Very British which is unfortunate that he lives in Sunderland Mate you better get out of there quick Okay, Joe moron. Oh, you're gonna you will you sound like you've got a just a good knowledge. I wasn't at all What do you think in there? Is it was you know anything British-ish? Just give a knowledge. I wasn't at all. What are you thinking there? Is it was you know anything British-ish? It's been any good. Do he's so versatile very versatile Gosling. Oh my gosh
Starting point is 01:45:57 Kapatee the bicky I'll pop a brew on I didn't realize I was in the room with such a professional. Yeah, it is amazing I'm really quite intimidating. I'm really sorry. Yeah, no, that's okay. I'm kind of going into shock. I know. I know. Ooh! It's like the American accents and the British accents in here. I'm very, very, very, very, very impressed.
Starting point is 01:46:15 We're so much more than just podcasts. Yeah. For example, just then I hit my head on that wall behind me. I'm sitting. I'm sitting. I'm sitting so far from the walls. Yeah, I am, and I hit my head kinda hard. So let's wrap this up.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I'm my new hospital. For what movie's Joey? I'm morat. I hear English and I hear half-nelson sounding. Half-nelson, yeah, because Nelson was a famous, famous, that's right for Russian. I got half-nelson over him. I'm a little bit aroused.
Starting point is 01:46:46 Is it? Who was Lord Nelson? What was that? Yeah, the ratio. Nelson, he's the little guy in Trafalgar Square. Yes, the big, he was one Aussie. He was being re-rearacted, I think. Oh, what's he now?
Starting point is 01:47:00 Oh, what? Nelson, it's pickfully Joe. And all right, I'll go with the next person. I'd Oh, hi. Nelson, it's pickfully Joe and all right, I'll go with the next person. I'd just like to thank for thanks for being a Patreon to do go on and just remember to head to patreon.com.com for such do go on pod. There we go, no.
Starting point is 01:47:13 Oh, no. This guy is a pro. Yeah, thank you so much to Trent Unro from Taft, CA. Taft, Taft, California. I wrote that every day for a month. Taft. That's a Simpson's reference as well. I think that was a president, Taft. Taft.
Starting point is 01:47:34 Is that ringing any bells, David? Hi. Homer or someone goes, Taft. Remember the time they said that one word, Dave? No. He knew it like he is very good with these normal. That's the first time I've stumped him. Maybe because I've made it up.
Starting point is 01:47:48 Damn. Damn. Oh, listen to you. It's like there's a spark there. Like, No, I just don't want to not remember it, but I just kind of tried. So he's from Taft.
Starting point is 01:47:58 Taft. Taft. Well, he's got a really like wrestling name, which would make me pick half Nelson, but we just picked that. I can't, I can't. They can have I never did two co stars. Yeah Trent unwrapped They could be the undercard in the wrestling movie. Yeah, they cost him in the wrestler I guess instead yeah, which is Ryan Gosling is not in but it's a great film but Ryan Gosling enjoys that maybe yeah
Starting point is 01:48:17 Yeah, yeah, that's great perfect. Thank you so much. Yeah Joe and Trent Thank you so much Joe and Trent Do she was worried that you guys wouldn't would or not actually know who's hoping that you guys know his podcast and hate it Because they need to be like finally my name is about to get read out on do go on what the fuck Not that guy But yeah, sorry if you wanted to hear your own name said by someone from do go on a nice. I'm from do go on Thanks Joe marit and Trent unra I think I think if you if you weren't happy with Joel
Starting point is 01:48:52 Then I don't know if you can be happy with this you step down. He's pointing at his dick Hands above the board. I hope you happy one down Hands above the board. I hope you have to be on the down Is looking his lips, so it's very strange He's a very strange person. I just had some pretzels. It's right. He's pretzels Let's go to the tape. I think I nailed that one. I don't think he's got pretzels I'm gonna wrap this up. Doosa. Thank much for coming in. Now, if people haven't heard your podcast, you are on a few on the Sandspans now. Yeah, I am.
Starting point is 01:49:27 I'm actually on a podcast. So I'm on a podcast that's frequently, I'm one of the hosts of that, IPA pretty frequently on Shut Up A Second, which is a podcast that actually gets compared to this one sometimes. Oh. Shut up a second.
Starting point is 01:49:40 Vavorably. So shut up. I was like, this podcast shit. It's like, do go on. Shit. So, shut up a second, we pick topics, I guess, kind of similar. And we go through like the history of the facts and the pop culture behind it. But our topics are usually... That was our idea. Our topics are usually not well, like, there's never ports and a lot of the time we're going from memory. So we're wrong often, like, there's never reports and a lot of the time are going from memory. So we're wrong often, like how we forgot
Starting point is 01:50:06 that Flamingo is good fly. Yeah, that is not a good sign. You were thinking of Flamingco dances. Oh, we were. Who are only thinking also fly. So I'm not a memory, got a man of memory. But yeah, shows are very, very funny. Should I second, is there any others you appear on?
Starting point is 01:50:22 I'm on TNDs for nerds sometimes. There's some campaigns that pop up in, but because that's like a serialized thing, you wouldn't necessarily get me, but that's our second most popular show. So if you're interested in like D&D podcasts, especially if you listen to... Which stands for...
Starting point is 01:50:34 Dungeons and Dragons. Right. So if you're a planet broadcasting fan, you've had dragon friends, and you'd like to listen to another D&D podcasts, it's also like quite heavily involved in comedy. D&D's for nerds. Thanks so much for coming on, Doof.
Starting point is 01:50:47 No worries. I'm not gonna tell you the Doof. You can absolutely call me that. Yeah, great. Yeah, that's good. I wrote the Doof everday for a mom. If you aren't familiar with Doof's work, you can check out those episodes I did a little while ago.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Yeah, hopefully you'll get Jess on sometimes soon. Yeah, we want Jess on. I refuse. You're done for. I think she'd be so good on it. Yeah, we want Jess on our fuse No, I will only come on if I get so good I still refuse because I'm a podcast diva that's what happens I used to be friendly now. I don't have any eye It's very funny, but very hard to do yeah And yeah, Dave you want to come on cuz you because you've been on a show for a second, you haven't been on Plum of the Death Star. Loved to have all of you guys on.
Starting point is 01:51:27 One at a time there. Always available. Always available. And yeah, like if you've listened to other podcasts, like we've had... I'm very rarely available, but... Always happy. But yeah, Alistair from Two of the Thing Tank
Starting point is 01:51:38 has also recently been on Plum of the Death Star, so if you've only heard Plana Broadcasting podcasts and you want someone to like dip in... Branch out. Here we go. Not too far. This has become one of the longest episodes we've ever done. I know.
Starting point is 01:51:50 Well, at least for a quite a while. Jesus. Hey, Ryan Gosling, he's just that grader man. Thanks so much for having me, guys. Thank you so much. We will be back next week and until then I will say goodbye This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network visit planet broadcasting dot com for more podcast from our great mates It's not optional. You have to do it. We used to go easy on it, but now you have to. Yeah.
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