Two In The Think Tank - 129 - The Silent Gibbons Twins

Episode Date: April 11, 2018

Our second live show for the MICF 2018 was an absolute HOOT! This is a fun epsiode about a strange, sad and kind of creepy topic - The Gibbons Twins. These identical twins refused to speak, and loved ...and loathed each other equally. There's mystery and death and a lot of tangents on our part. - Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod- Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: http://bit.ly/DoGoOnHat Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.comREFERENCES AND FURTHER READING: June and Jennifer Gibbons - Wikipedia'Silent Gibbons Twins' were so close that one had to DIE so the other ...Silent Twins: Without My Shadow - YouTube  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:56 the GI Bill. Now is the time. Mycomputercareer.edu. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. See you. I thank you so much for coming out to another episode of Do Go On My Name, is Dave Warnocky, how you doing in the Melbourne Comedy Festival! It is so great to be here, but I am just a humble third of the show. Could we please welcome to the stage the less than humble two thirds of the show,
Starting point is 00:02:01 just Perkins and not Matt Stewart ladies and gentlemen! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!
Starting point is 00:02:12 Cheers! No one offered to hold my hand on the way up. I would decide to point that out. You're a big boy. You'll be right. I'm really not, so I'm really not. Hi, Matt. Hi, Dave.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi, Dave. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi, everyone. This is Matt. Connor's been in the front row every single live show. Everyone.
Starting point is 00:02:32 If anyone ever, Elton John and, um, loves it up front. Loves it up there. I'd like great to have you here. Up the back, how are you? Connor's always, uh, never up the back, never up the back. Anyone? Oh, we're sitting down, we're doing this? Oh, get fucked.
Starting point is 00:02:50 What are you doing? Okay, Google, shut the fuck up. Every time. Every time. Every time. All right. We're fine. Good stuff, yep. Good stuff.
Starting point is 00:03:07 If one of them had done it, I would have cracked the shits. One of them. Are you panicking that yours is going to go up? Okay, Google! It's up, it's up. I feel shaking. Alright, we'll give everyone a 10 second M.C. to check their Google. Check your Google.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Oh, my grandpa. My grandpa legitimately calls it the Google. Log on to the Google. That's pretty cute. It is very cute. He is... My granddad's pretty cute. It is very cute. He is... My granddad's a dead. True, true story.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Look, it's not even your report this week and you're still bringing the mood down with death. I mean... Oh great, man. Rest in peace. Yeah, I think you saved it. I think you saved it there. Jess, do you want to talk about your graph parents at all? One is alive Woo! And the other one? The other one is no longer with us. Oh fuck. I thought that was gonna be a real happy ending.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I would have gone the other way. And the other one is alive! No, he died ages ago. Like so long ago. Never met him. Anyway, I'm told we would have got along. Imagine if you've been told you wouldn't be there. Yeah, like God Grandpa died before you, but he would have hated you. A comedian.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Oh! You know what? Oh my god. You know what my grandpa was? No. Any accountant. No! Not like a accountant. I would be like, you're everything like, hey, old man. No, I wish I could have everyone to cheer for when you said he was dead.
Starting point is 00:05:04 No, I don I got everyone to cheer for when you said he was dead. No, I don't mean that. Accounts. Well, I'm, okay, well, I mean, nah, shut up. I'm not. I don't even know if he was my real granddad. Shut up. One eighth, the can.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Don't you, don't you? Well, to be mathematically correct, it would be one quarter. So. I don't want to, I don't care. What's it, I'm sorry. But to be mathematically correct it would be one quarter, so. I don't want to, I don't care. What's it, sorry, I think it was a full account. Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry, I didn't realize it was a full blown account. You thought he was half account.
Starting point is 00:05:38 So, he was part time up. Oh, fair enough. We'll give you the benefit on that one. Now ladies and gentlemen, I'll give you a round of applause if you ever heard do go on the show before You have It was so weird if you were like never Random applause if you've just been dragged along or you lost in the European beer cafe face Concerning concerning and one person in the front row hello Yeah, bartender. Yes. Conserting. Conserting.
Starting point is 00:06:05 And one person in the front row, hello. Welcome. What made you come along today? She did. Oh, your mum brought you in. Mum! And in the front row, well done. Yeah, great.
Starting point is 00:06:18 OK, go, go, go. Thanks for coming, Joe. Thanks for having me, mate. LAUGHTER I said that we're on a first name basis with most of you now. Sarah, or amazing. I don't know how to say it. I feel happy about it, Joe.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Connor, 80. Sam, Sam, hello, welcome. Thank you. Jack is over there. Hello, here you go. All right. Should we do a show? If you haven't heard the show, this is what's going to happen on this show. Jack is over there. Hello. How you going? All right. All right. Should we do a show?
Starting point is 00:06:45 If you haven't heard the show before, direct. What's going to happen on this show is Jess is going to report on a topic because her turn and Matt and I are going to listen to it. That we have promised her backstage. We will know talking over Jess this week. I promise that. Give him a one week off, which will be fun.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah. So it's just Jess this way. We are here for moral support if anything. Right, Matt? You're worried you're going to talk over, aren't you? Yeah. I am. Now, to get us on topic, if I could cut you off there, Matt.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Which I can. I won't cut you off. Jess is going to ask a question to get us on to... Have you written the question? Yes. Really? Really? And I want to cut you off. Jess is going to ask a question to get us on to the... Have you written the question? Yes! Really? Really? And it's not a good question.
Starting point is 00:07:30 So I haven't strayed too far from my usual ways. Okay, my question is, who are the most famous twins? Oh, Marricate, naturally. Got it. The only twin fact, the only twins with a Hollywood walk of fame star, naturally. I got it. The only twin fact, the only twins with a Hollywood walk of fame star fact. Really? Jess, this report about you and me.
Starting point is 00:07:53 What a dumb report that would mean. Real dumb. Real dumb. No, it's not. It's not. As famous twins. And they're not super famous. Is it the Cray twins which you reported on it?
Starting point is 00:08:05 This week last year? Yeah! Just gonna do the same one again. No. The most famous. You probably think of any twins. You won't know Arnie and Danny DeVito. Is that really?
Starting point is 00:08:17 No, what? No. Man, love Arnie. You may not have heard of them. Have you... So how are they the most famous twins? Because I have just named it three twins. I said it was a shit question. I said that. I outlined to that early. Okay. Okay. Okay. What's wrong? What do we what do we
Starting point is 00:08:35 arguing? Marikad and Ashley aren't twins. They are. Kardashians. No. The younger genis are not twins. Why the fuck do I care? But I do so much. I follow all of them and I hate all of them. But I love all of them. It's very confusing. I get it. Okay, no. Have you heard of the Silent Gibbons Twins? Are the famous Silent Gibbons Twins? Oh, I don't know. You're not even in the audience's heard of them at all? I don't know. I'm hoping they're silent. I need the jokes to us, man. That was very good.
Starting point is 00:09:25 That was very good. I like it. I'm really sorry about that. I woke up real grizzly today. Just sucking. I'm just having a big suck today. Just the truth. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Real grizzly Ross. It's just the truth. Okay. Um. Procrisley rice. So. Ah. Okay. Never took that again. What's it? What? Oh. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Stop it. Stop it right now. Okay, so Silent Gibbons twins. Yes. I will tell you this, though. This was suggested by Darcy Williamson, Kiara, and Jamie Smith. And I was voted on by the Patreon listeners, so any Patrons in here. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:10:12 She's not proud of that fact though. She's fucking out of it, shouldn't you? Woo! Anyway, so grisly, okay. I said I wouldn't talk over you. I didn't say I wouldn't woo over you. That's fine. Yeah yeah I'll allow that. Woo! On the 11th of April 1963, a good year.
Starting point is 00:10:32 I'll talk to myself. Gloria and Aubrey Gibbons welcomed identical twin daughters, June and Jennifer. The girls were born in Baba Doss. It's a real place. Remember the time Matt was drunk and said Baba Doss? And that was a very long time ago and we haven't let it go. You also can get over the element of Manganie. Manganie. It's lost it. It's...it lost it.
Starting point is 00:11:06 It's so good. And there's a bar in Edinburgh. David I were in Edinburgh like a week apart. You left as I got there and there was a bar called Barbados and we both sent Matt pictures on it. I'm back. Did she ever send it?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Remember? Remember of the time you were in it yet? Remember. This week's episode is just going to be reminiscing. So yeah, they were born in Barbados. They family moved around a lot within the UK and June and Jennifer were both late speakers and had the same speech impediment which made them difficult to understand. And although their family found them difficult obviously they could always understand one another. Do you know what late speakers means? They spoke late. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:11:51 What does it say they were? Like, developmentally. I thought you meant like what I do in this show. Whereas you'll talk about some of your move on and I'll be like, huh, like what I do in this show. Right, as you all talk about some of your move on, I'll be like, huh, like the top, yeah, man. Like speakers. There's other things wrong with you developmentally. Um.
Starting point is 00:12:16 It's fair, fair, fair, cool. I'm so, really grisly. Um, their father said that often, if you ask one of the girls a question, she'd firstly look at a sister before responding. I just did that to you guys. And respond. So they would kind of like, yeah. For those of you who ask both of them a question, they just keep looking at each other.
Starting point is 00:12:44 It's just one of them cracks and answers the question. Yeah. They were frustrated that they had to repeat themselves and the people couldn't understand what they were saying. And eventually they just stopped repeating themselves and stopped speaking altogether. They made a pact not to speak. In 1974, the family moved to Wales,
Starting point is 00:13:01 where Aubrey was stationed as a technician. Oh man. With the royal assholes. To give you a people you can't understand. LAUGHTER Oh, beautiful. Can you do a Welsh accent at all? Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Matt, all I can do is one line from Notting Hill. Oh yeah? And it's where his Welsh housemate says, you daft prick. Ha ha ha ha. I mean, you said the words. You're gonna do it in the accent now. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I definitely heard it on prick.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Just say prick. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I'm trying it now, can I come? All right. I'll work on it in my mind. So I've moved to Wales. The twins were now 11 and they went to the county secondary school.
Starting point is 00:13:49 They're quite good students, but their silence confused their teachers and made them targets for bullying from the other children. They're also a different colour to the other students and that made them kind of rare and stand out a bit. Their teachers actually... What are you doing? We are having inquiries on their college. A weird way to put that. Are these like gems or something?
Starting point is 00:14:18 Yeah. Yeah, I said that. They're... They're green. No. They're green. No. They are... The Barbadeian. Yes, thank you. Okay, I did sort of miss some bit in the middle there, but I definitely remember you talking about Barbados. Barbados? Sorry. Yeah. Their teachers actually let them leave school five minutes earlier than the other students,
Starting point is 00:14:45 just so they could avoid the taunting when walk home safely. That's not good. Teachers describe them as non-responsive. If you talk to them or ask a question, they wouldn't respond. They wouldn't look at you. While other kids are age or energetic and incredibly active, the twins would always walk very closely together, moving very slowly and usually in unison.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Oh, that is terrifying. As if twins weren't creepy enough. Oh. Yeah. A child psychiatrist diagnosed the girls with selective mutism, and their school wasn't able to deal with them. They're like, we can't handle this.
Starting point is 00:15:20 So at the age of 14, they were transferred to the Eastgate Center for Special Education. Their new teacher, a woman called Kathy Arthur, prepared for the girls. She set up a little desk. A little welcome sign. Yes. Aww. That's it. I'm prepared.
Starting point is 00:15:37 She wasn't really given much useful information from their previous school though. She was told that they were insolent and difficult difficult but she didn't really find that to be true. And the school suggested that they thought the girls didn't speak at all. In fact, probably didn't speak English, which was a weird profile for them to make. There's food to the girls during their time at Eastgate. That their teacher would, she set up cameras behind a two-way mirror, just sort of record them. It's so ethical! I'm just recording devices around, it's fine!
Starting point is 00:16:12 Ethical! It's the 70s guys. It's fine. It's a different time. Should we let them know they're a microphone's in here now? Do you think they know? I just want to point out, I was talking to Jeremy, our sandman before because we've got the microphone pointed that way.
Starting point is 00:16:31 There's about two people there where, why you were coming in, he could hear everything you were saying. And we've got that on tape, so. We're going to listen back and see if there's any juicy... Pretty bad, we're like, so where did you dump the body? We really hope. At first, they then you teach a Cathy. She couldn't understand what they would say.
Starting point is 00:16:55 They would only speak to one another and only when no one else was in the room. Is that why they set up this mirror? Yes, they could see what are they actually talking at all and realise that they only speak to each other when they're alone. Eventually, so she had tape recordings of their conversations and couldn't understand any of it. And then by slowing down the tape, she discovered, though, in fact, speaking English, just sped up.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Just speaking quick. I think whilst people do speak quite slowly. So, they speak quite slowly. I love it. I'm sort of a meandering type of thing. So, maybe they just speak the normal speed of people from above. They do. They have to slow it down.
Starting point is 00:17:44 And they also kind of, like they they're growing up in, like, you know, around the UK as well. So, like, they're, yeah, they're just speaking English. Everyone's like, I got no idea. What are they saying? Who knows? They really spoke to anyone face to face who they'd sometimes respond to a machine. Hello, ATM.
Starting point is 00:18:03 What sort of machines are they talking to in the 70s? There were these machines where you would feed through some paper and it would like read what it was saying or it would make noises and stuff like that and the girls would kind of speak to that. But... Okay. Or in writing. She'd hand them a note pattern pen and be like, write down what you feel. They were prolific writers.
Starting point is 00:18:26 They both wrote a lot. I'll talk them all around that soon. Oh. Or showing. They're teacher found that there was a difference in ability and personality in the girls, which makes sense, because they are two people. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:18:47 I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to make it. I won't show it. I'll work with that. And that part the same to you? Oh yeah. Okay. You are twins, right? That's true. Twins born in different centuries.
Starting point is 00:19:12 You zoned out, they didn't you? No, no, no. I was just starting to think about the white-lin twins who pipe the saints. In the 90s, I was like, I wonder if that's who she was asking about at the start. But I don't remember now it's about these Barbados people. You realize we're 15 minutes into a report about other people. So I'm a late talker.
Starting point is 00:19:34 The girls with Drew more and more from their family and would lock themselves in their room and create elaborate stories and worlds with their dolls. They'd only speak to the younger sister Rosie who shared the bedroom with them. She's locked in there with them. Like, she can't. I can't have a hamster, you know. Let me out. But when Rosie was 11, the twins stopped talking to her as well, and she moved into her own bedroom.
Starting point is 00:20:05 They just cut her off as well. Did they move house? Or was there a spare bedroom the whole time? No. There was older siblings too, a couple of older siblings, so maybe one of the older ones moved out. The twins killed the old. I'm sure of it. Allegedly. Are they going to kill people? No. They're they gonna kill people no they're gonna kill people you're open so now she's cross your fingers
Starting point is 00:20:38 Maddie did you wish murder upon people I mean it sounds bad when you put it like that. Okay so now they're only talking to one another not even the younger sister. They'd eat in unison always sitting together in the dining hall of their school it's so creepy. There's video of it and it's fucking weird and I thought it was just like old footage like it's just maybe it's a bit slow but then you see the other kids around the moving it're very normal pace. So when you say in-unison, you don't mean they're having a meal together there.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Yeah, at the same time. Oh! Oh! Not like off the same fork. You all just reacted like that was really gross. I really, I think. It's weird, but it's not, I mean, different places. I think our audience would hate synchronized swimming
Starting point is 00:21:23 at the Olympics. Oh! so weird. They're like perfectly in unison. Look! Yeah, so they they moved incredibly slowly. They ate so slowly that they were usually left alone in the dining room because everyone else had finished and so it would just be those two sitting there. I am a very slow eater and I very relatable for relating to these people Okay
Starting point is 00:21:51 Feel like they're my kindred twin spirits. Oh, I don't know about okay. All right For shadowing they're gonna do something weird. They're gonna kill kill Someone's gonna die! Yeah! Wait, are they? I don't know, maybe. Interesting. The relationship between the twins was very turbulent. They wanted to be individuals, but they were also trapped in their ways, and they couldn't
Starting point is 00:22:20 be related with that. They wanted to be individuals. Well, that's a thing too. This was kind of a game that they played with one another, and they just sort of got stuck in it. Like, they were stuck in their own little game that they'd set up, where they would not speak, or they would do everything together. So, they wear the same clothes?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Well, they're in school uniforms a year. Everyone wears the same clothes. Terrified. Terrified. Like, 700 kits in the same outfit. It is weird when you think about it like that. Anyway. Do you go, I'm just going to get a glass of water.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Okay. Anyone want to drink in Uticent with me? Oh. Everyone ready? Everybody ready? Oh, that's weird. I hate it. Oh, that's weird. I hate to see.
Starting point is 00:23:10 I goped five times, how many times? How many? Twice. You're the worst twin ever. Sorry, just do go on, do go on. Thank you so much. The idea first came of separating the girls, and it was actually from the girls themselves, in their writing, in their diaries, they'd speak if they were separated.
Starting point is 00:23:31 They could be normal individuals if were separated. Both of them wrote that in their separate diaries. So the teachers then put the decision on the girls and said, okay, you figure out which one of you is going to stay and which one of you is going to go to a different school. Which was an interesting choice. The girls fought over who was going to go and who was going to stay. So they wanted to go? I'd want to go. Well they kind of changed their minds. It would be like I'll go you stay and then the next day they'd be like no I'm staying you go and they fought over it. They became quite violent and people at the school were like shocked to see these silent girls now fighting
Starting point is 00:24:06 and screaming at each other where they never heard them speak and now they're just screaming, which is you know it's a great escalation. They're teacher Kathy felt that June would handle a separation a bit better. She seemed to have more coping skills than Jennifer. However when the girls were separated they became even more withdrawn and at points actually catatonic. They just wouldn't completely non-responsive. They're like zombies. They couldn't cope. It was very weird. June didn't cope as Cathy had thought and could barely move. She just sit on her bed in the morning and cry while unit staff cleaned her up and tried to dress her and get her moving. So they put them back together, which was probably a good call. And when they were 16, they left Eastgate, they left school
Starting point is 00:24:48 all together, and they'd stay in their room, writing stories on their typewriters. Get a MacBook. What are you doing? Imagine living with two fucking typewriters going all day. Shut up! The little sister's still locked in the room. It's the creepiest writer's ride as well as the... Especially if you're typing slowly, which I imagine they were. Oh man, I bet that was saying some real creepy things. What are you reckon?
Starting point is 00:25:24 What are you reckon? What are you writing? In future years, we're going to kill in unison. Hi. Is that true? No. Oh. Oh, are you stabbing in unison? Not a bad workout, huh? You sick fox.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Who was the third one? Ah, okay, I won't participate. Thank you. You guys go on your fun little stabbing spray. So yeah, they're writing their stories and they decided they were gonna be novelists and they each wrote a number of novels They felt like they could express themselves better in writing which like sense They couldn't speak And this is sweet. They just wanted their family to be proud of them. That nice
Starting point is 00:26:20 Killings on the war out way to go about that not in my experience How many times I'm gonna take before you let you listen too many Play great You're the only I said too much I've said too much You're the only man old enough to live multiple life sentences and snout me for it. Yep. They're like fucking bait the system. On your way old man.
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Starting point is 00:27:27 Okay, so when the girls were 18, I don't know if I'll tell you this part, it's a bit sad. They sent away for a course. You can just do shit online now. They sent away for it. The course was called the Art of Conversation. They were a bit worried what would happen to them if they never spoke, if they never spoke to other people. So they sent away for this course and they tried to follow the course instructions of how to make small talk, but they said it
Starting point is 00:27:57 didn't work. They'd been silent for so long that it was hard now to have normal conversations. Which does make sense, doesn't it? Because like you learn how to have a conversation by having conversations is a very young age. But if you've never done that and you're starting from scratch at 18, you would be like, why the fuck am I asking how the weather is? What's the point of this? There isn't any point. I don't know why we do it. Well, I guess the point is to find out if you need a jacket or not. That's why I asked. Sorry to de-relate with the author. Wow, you're good. I didn't bring a jacket today because I asked. At this point, Jess, I'm really feeling for these girls.
Starting point is 00:28:49 These murderous twins. Am I on the right track here? Look, yes. When I... yep, yeah. Until they kill, right? Yeah, I don't want to get too involved with these people going to start fucking shit up. Or do I, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Well, what a journey. How about I just do my report? Are you figuring it out from now? No, no, I don't think so, Jess. I think I'm ready to solve this one. Yeah, go on then. No, no, it's fine. I'll press on. Fuck your ass. No, no, no, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:29:25 I'll just, I'll press on and save your ass. Around the same time, so the girls were 18. And they could no longer bear the confines of their bedroom. They decided to, they were going to leave the house. Very exciting. There were two American brothers, the girls had come across while they were at Eastgate. And the boys were deeply troubled. They'd committed several crimes, including quite a bit of arson and theft and the girls, the girl at Bad Boys, they had like lev- We play that classic good boy bad boy dynamic
Starting point is 00:30:08 Is that a classic thing? That's a classic modern day classic Regret face alright That was there was no regret in that that was get on board Face There was no regret in that. That was, get on board. Face. Yeah. Cheers, it's hard not to say that word sometimes. You're a bad boy, you can say it.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Oh, you're the good boy. Yeah, I'm the bad boy, I can say it, but I won't. Okay, there's nothing worse than that. I wanna send over V for a bit. You're putting yourself on time. I'm here with Webby, his Webby the tech. Hey, you guys doing. Are you good?
Starting point is 00:30:56 All right, you can stay on time after a little bit. You hang out over there. Well, that just gets on my foot. Okay, thank you. So these bad boys. Bad boys. American bad boys. American bad boys. American bad boys and the ultimate. Okay, if you're going these bad boys, American bad boys. American bad boys.
Starting point is 00:31:05 American bad boys. The ultimate. Okay, just if you're gonna put yourself in time out, you're gonna do it quietly, okay? Okay. Yeah. Alright. The other day told me off for mothering him. I'm enjoying that you're taking the photo when Matt's not here. That's really good. Oh thank God my favourite two are still there. I've been told this before I'm too photogenic. This is what the people come to see. And I'm only the other one.
Starting point is 00:31:42 The Babe Bros. The Babe Bros. The Babe Bros! Alright! Sorry, just went to the E-Rail in please, please. The American Bear Boys. Um, so the girls went off to find them. They started hanging out with the boys at night. Ooh! That's when bad things happen.
Starting point is 00:31:59 That's why I'm home before 7, every night. Is that a good girl, alright. Um... They fell in love with the boys, and they were introduced to a world of sex, drugs, and crime. Oh! I was really expecting rock and roll, I will. Oh, crime.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Sex, drugs, crime, and rock and roll. Yeah! Yeah I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I will. I. I diary. I'm not ashamed to say that I tried to kill my sister. Yeah, here we go. Things got out of hand. And I killed her. No. I'm sure she wanted to kill me too. Oh, two killers. June once pushed her sister into a river and held her down. This is what you wanted. pushed her sister into a river and held her down. This is what you wanted. They're relationship with the American boys, given them a glimpse of finally being themselves and being free from their own self-inflicted prisons, and they were happy for once. Also trying to kill each other, but the rest of the time pretty has siblings, you know?
Starting point is 00:33:22 You know what it's like who's got siblings we all want to fucking kill them get all the inheritance I love my siblings they listen to this show. Mine does not. The happiness with the Americans was short-lived. One day they came home to a note that said, going back to America. Is that the two dollars hit? Those.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Wow. It's so good. Who was the note from? Webby confiscate his microphone. It's a hard to hear on the side of stage. I'm now filling in for Matt. This shows about to get good! I was sad for a while they stayed in their rooms again, but a few months later they
Starting point is 00:34:26 started going out at night again. This time, looking for trouble. Oh, what kind of trouble? June wrote NoDiary about how all week she'd been wanting to burn down the tractor shop. That is the single best sentence anyone ever wouldn't a diary fuck you truck the shop Yeah, sometimes you just like you think about a food that you kind of like and then you just can't get that out of your head Yeah, I'm just like oh, I want to burn down that truck job and all week she was thinking about it And then in a diary she said I burnt it down today
Starting point is 00:35:05 she was thinking about it. And then in a diary she said, I burnt it down today. Yeah! That is...with Jennifer's help, of course. She wrote it in her diary. It explicit detail. And she was very happy about it. Like, I heard part of it and she was just like, eh, fucking burn her and the cops are looking. and then the cops turn up and they're like well he's proof Like oh should a bit the diary down as well Diculous So you love in these girls can you come back on stage? Okay, but you're gonna behave aren't on stage? Yeah, right. Oh, OK.
Starting point is 00:35:47 But you're going to behave, aren't you? Yeah, no, sorry about everything, everybody. I'll let you guys down. I'll let the audience down. I'll let my family down. But most of all, I let the audience and you and your family. And my family down. So the girls were imprisoned while they waited trial and they went through an ever ending
Starting point is 00:36:09 cycle of sharing a cell, fighting, being split up, being inconsolable, being put back in the same cell, fighting, being separated, it just kept going. Like they'd have screaming matches so they'd separate them, put them in opposite sides and then they'd been absolutely in console warm mess so they'd put them back together. Ah, good times. They refused to speak to anyone but each other, which made it difficult for their doctors and lawyers to do their jobs. Eventually they agreed to some discussion with the psychiatrist over the phone. So they set up a phone in their cell and he'd give them a buzz.
Starting point is 00:36:43 I'm not sure one of those ones're on the other side of the glass and they've both got the phone. No. No, yeah, that's what I thought. But no, there was like a different foreign setup. Because I won't talk to people face to face. So I mean, I don't think doing this and still being able to look someone in the eye,
Starting point is 00:36:57 they still wouldn't talk. That's not helping, OK? Yeah. What if they just turned around? Same scenario with a slight head turn. Yeah, maybe. No. Hey, it was a great idea. It was great. How could you best idea it? They loved it. I mean, we're only having one walk out because of that idea.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And apart from that, apart from that, everyone else is like, That's not bad, just the one. This I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:37:31 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:37:39 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. and that she wanted to kill her sister. Yay! Yay! Yay! Yeah, Bernie, the tractor shop down was not enough for these guys. They want more.
Starting point is 00:37:49 The psychiatrist felt that a prison sentence would leave the girls worse off because he felt they needed psychiatric treatment. He thought they were showing early signs of schizophrenic disorder. So he thought the best option for them would be to go to Broadmore Hospital, which is a high security psychiatric hospital. Now, this isn't the first time that we've to Broadmore Hospital, which is a high security psychiatric hospital.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Now, this isn't the first time that we've mentioned Broadmore Hospital on this podcast. Nor is it the first time identical twins have been in Broadmore Hospital. The Waiklins. LAUGHTER Yeah. LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:38:27 LAUGHTER You fucking cutie. You, uh, no, um. Is it the craze? The craze at the same time. The craze wins with air. Spin off episodes. Isn't that fun? That is fun. That is fun.
Starting point is 00:38:43 So fun. It would be quicker on that web? That is fun. That is fun. So fun. It would be quicker on that webby real opportunity there. Now, June's diary sounds quite hopeful. June felt as though it was a chance at freedom and finally being able to be herself. She thought we're going to get some help and we'll be in there. They were told like three years. You'll be there three
Starting point is 00:39:06 years max, all G. So they agreed to that. So they pleaded guilty and were admitted to Broadmoor. They were the youngest patients to be admitted to the hospital ever because they were 19 at the time. That's a record you did not want. You don't want to have that. They were separated. So they were in different wards, but they visited each other. They wrote letters to each other. But they just sort of had separate rooms. And after a couple of years, they were still not speaking. They wouldn't talk to anybody.
Starting point is 00:39:36 At this stage, they were fully diagnosed with schizophrenia and were given tranquilizers. And the tranquilizers gave them this hazy feeling, and June described it as losing her senses and her shyness So they actually started speaking thanks to heavy-duty drugs There's just no problem. They can't take care of it. Yeah, thanks drugs This episode of do-go-on's brought to you by drugs Actually, I had some really strong painkillers before we came out here.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Got a pinched nerve, guys. Nothing weird, relax. Anyway, they wrote to their parents. What weird thing do you think they would have been thinking for painkillers? I was just addicted to them. That is weird Imagine I gotta keep going really done. Okay, okay, okay. Um they were just by the way sorry fuck So close You're lasted so long! Yes, Matthew. I was just going to say that you gave me a ship for my episode being sad last week.
Starting point is 00:40:51 This is so much sadder than a guy dying in the woods. This is breaking my heart. This is the worst thing I've ever heard about. Oh, it gets worse. It goes afluck, I love him. They're gonna burn down the newly refurbished tractor shop. John Deere is gonna be pissed. Couple of tractor heads in.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Massey Ferguson. Another brand of tractor. Name a third one. Oh, you're something hard to... Oh, you're something hard to... International Harvester. Another brand of tractor name a third one Mac Mac Mac International Harvester Lamborghini Yeah It's a real thing
Starting point is 00:41:40 The farmboys are here Where the boys from the farm were back in town. Wow. Very welcome farm boys. My favorite 90s band. In March of 1993, a month before their 30th birthday, the twins finally received permission to transfer from Broadmoor to a different facility, which was a medium security. This is after years of every year they'd be like a court hearing and every year they would
Starting point is 00:42:09 deny. So they thought they're going to be there for three years? They've been there for over a decade. Yep. They were there for about 12 years. Couldn't possibly get any data from you Matt, don't worry. Couldn't possibly. The day before their transfer, Jennifer was feeling ill.
Starting point is 00:42:30 The next day the girls were transferred and Jennifer was feeling a bit tired, she rested ahead and assisted shoulder. On arrival, Jennifer could not be roused. She was taken to the hospital where she died soon after. Overcute myocarditis, which is a sudden inflammation of the heart. And this condition is very rarely fatal. It doesn't sound that cute, Jess. I felt like they wanted me to say that. Everyone was thinking Matt's gonna...
Starting point is 00:42:57 Oh, alright. Yeah, blame that, blame that. I didn't want to do it. Thanks, Matt. Yeah, blame that blame them I didn't want to do it So if you I know only the names of the front two rows So it was really fatal Lucky yeah, and there was no evidence of drugs or poison in a system and her death remains a mystery It's a secret mystery at fuckos! See now we're having fun again!
Starting point is 00:43:30 Okay, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I don't want to take the shine of the mystery, but I don't think you can say this is what she died of. She's dead. It's a mystery what she died of.
Starting point is 00:43:49 You named the condition. Why would you ruin this for me? You said it. You said it and we chatted about it a bit. The cute, the cute something. Yeah, you made a cute joke. It was very funny. So just take me back through why that's a mystery? Because there were no drugs or anything in your system. Oh, it was caused by drugs. Well, like that condition that she had, like shouldn't have killed her.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Oh my god. Whoa, I was wrong, I was wrong. What is extra strange is that according to Marjorie Wallace, who was a writer who went on to write a biography of the girls, she said that June and Jennifer had a longstanding agreement that if one died, the other must begin to speak and live a normal life. During this day in the hospital, they began to believe that it was necessary for one of them to die. And after much discussion, Jennifer agreed
Starting point is 00:44:50 that she would be the sacrifice. Whoa! Now is it a mystery fucking? Oh! Oh! Woo! To be honest, that feels like you've further solved the mystery. If anything, you've closed the case further.
Starting point is 00:45:06 But how did she die? How did she just go? Well, and dead now. She sacrificed herself. How? She just decided to die. God. You flux.
Starting point is 00:45:21 OK, so we're all keen to know what happened to the other system. Well, at the inquest, June revealed the Jennifer had been acting strangely for about a day before their release and her speech had been slowed. A day or her whole life? Oh no, I am. I'm a visit a few days later while I saw Wallace the one who wrote an article about the books about them Sorry, she said that June was in a strange mood and that June had said I'm free at last liberated and at last Jennifer is given up her life for me But you would say that If you were a cliche isn't it really it really? Couple and a half to she's dead. I'm free! We've all been there, huh?
Starting point is 00:46:08 We've all set it up. We've all set it up for a few too many trains. So after 12 years in the institution in the hospital, a year after her sister died, June was released. She made amazing progress. Her older sister, Greta, has broken her silence fairly recently, only a couple of years ago, saying that they should never have been held in Broadmoor. I know they did wrong, but they didn't kill anyone. It totally ruined their
Starting point is 00:46:35 lives. What about the tractor? Nobody ever thinks of the tractor. That tractor had one day until retirement. Oh, I'm going to get this. And June actually leaves. June's still alive. Oh, June can hear this? No. No, no, no, no. Do you know if June frequently Googles her own name?
Starting point is 00:46:58 All right, Bindio and can also hear this, so. It's been a lot worse about her. We've been trying to figure out ways to block her since last year. Alright, Bindio and can also hear this, so... ...it's been a lot worse about her. We've been trying to figure out ways to block her since last shoot. Nah. Okay, so June's still alive and she lives a quiet life, close to her parents and their siblings in Wales, but she's doing quite well. She always lived a quiet life, but isn't she?
Starting point is 00:47:22 Well, she always lived a quiet life, didn't she? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER That's it. That's it. OK, and following that example last week of a fuck report, but then some fun facts, I have some fun facts about whales. The country or animal? LAUGHTER My first one was about the animal you busted. Oh, so sorry. The country or animal?
Starting point is 00:47:47 My first one was about the animal you busted. Oh, so sorry. So sorry. Now, now I'm not gonna do it, but I did have a joke one there about the wild animal whales, and I was gonna be like, let's see, let's see, and then we were all gonna have a good laugh. And... Alright, let's pretend we didn't say it. I wouldn't laugh. I want to hear the... who was he, the whale fat?
Starting point is 00:48:03 We love whales. Nah, I'm alright Okay, tell yourself over there for a minute. I think I was still here from there Apparently you couldn't because you had no idea what we were talking about Darryl and Shane Waiklin This whole time Okay, my fun fact is that blue Whiles are pregnant for 10 to 12 months! Wooo! Fun! Wait, Jess, put yourself in my shoes. Is that a fun fact?
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yes. Yep. You've lost it. Do we think that was fun? Oh! No! Yeah, it's real fun having you here. I mean, out of all the blue whale facts, I mean, the one about the one that they're hearts the size of a...
Starting point is 00:48:58 a Volkswagen Beetle. Hey, you're a fucking report there. The heart of the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, isn't that fun? That's a fun fact Thank you Did you know that mount sorry sorry? Sometimes I let this bad boy persona just go a little too far persona Did you know that Mount Everest was named after a Welshman? So George Everest? I didn't know who knew that!
Starting point is 00:49:28 I didn't say it was fun. That's fun. Is that fun? You get to say this way. Oh, you can get fucked. Why is it named after him? Who knows? Probably.
Starting point is 00:49:41 The one who said George Everest knows. Okay. Remember when I remember my fun facts last week? They caused explosion. Probably, there was a Sir George Everest nose. Okay, okay. Remember when I remember my fun facts last week, they caused explosions. Explosions. There was an earthquake in this room. Okay, I got two more. This one's just vaguely interesting. Wait, that were the good ones? On a scale of one to George Everest. I mean, I could just stop. I'll just stop.
Starting point is 00:50:07 No, no, no. Too fucking easy. All right. Imagine they just got, yes, stop. I'm such a youngest child, I'm like, the final. I do it. I'm bad. Okay, so the, I know this, my uncle, my uncle Tim is Welsh. Uh, that's not the fun fact, my likes. That feels more fun than the Everest fact.
Starting point is 00:50:31 I didn't know that about Jess. I didn't know that. I have a Welsh uncle and um, my cousin Finn does, has this party trick, but he can pronounce the name of the town. The longest town name in Welsh, it's like 58 letters. I'll spell it for you now. No, no, no, no. It's so fun. Get fucked. Okay, it's L-L-A-N-F-A-I-R-P-W-L-L-G-W-Y-N-G-Y-W-L-L-G-O-G-E-R-Y-C-H-W-Y-R-N-D-R-O-B-W-F-L-S-A-N-T-Y-Y-S-H-W-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-O-B-W-F-O-Ls A-N-T-Y-S-I-L-I-O-G-O-G-O-C-H
Starting point is 00:51:13 It sounds? No, it sounds like this. Whoop. Dish! Is that your cousin? My favorite bit is Gorgogor. Yes. Gorgogor. Gorgogor. Gorgogor. Who? Daish! Is that your cousin? My favorite bit is go go go.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Yes! Go go go. Go go go. It sounds like one of the twins had her heart attack and then fell on the top right. They were calling out for help. Yes. Is there one more? No.
Starting point is 00:51:41 That was fun. That was fun. That was fun. That was really fun. That was fun. That was fun. That was fun. That was a fun one. That was the explosively fun. That was so isn't spelling fun? Explosively fun. Oh wow. Oh Oh, go. Oh. Oh!
Starting point is 00:52:03 How do you communicate like that? Was that through your power of your mind? You made Wippy do that? Okay, even the secret signal, which was. You felt mature. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a great report.
Starting point is 00:52:23 Can we have a big round of applause for Miss Just Perkins? That was great. I enjoyed that extremely sad story. How about you? Well, I'm feeling flat, to be honest. That was rough. Thanks, Matt. You said we debrief off Mike, but anyway.
Starting point is 00:52:49 No, it was very fast. Yeah, that was cool. I know I liked it a lot. Yeah, awesome. Cool, man. All right. I'm just remembering that June's listening right now, and I just want to say thank you for everything you've done.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Is that making it better or? Dave, Dave wrap this show up. Ladies and gentlemen, that is the end of this week's episode. Could we please have a big round of applause for the European beer cafe in Holiness. Jodie Webman's down. The anchor probably having out with the shirts. We got Shane Dunn, love the man on the camera, thank you Shane. Thank you so much for coming out and till next week I will say goodbye!
Starting point is 00:53:31 Lighter! Thank you! And that was I did read the greatest episode of 2 Go On, that has ever been recorded. I'd say quite a separate period of anything period ever recorded period. Do you reckon? Yes. Oh my God. That includes talking footy on a Monday night and there's been hundreds of episodes.
Starting point is 00:53:57 Peace. Thank you. That's really nice. And I was always, we just wanted to pop back in because this show, you know, like it wouldn't exist without your support. And we do like to thank every week, we like to thank a few people who pledged us on Patreon, which you can do, if you'd like. You can hear your name now and a lot of other benefits too.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Yeah, things like extra episodes every month now. We're going to do from this month on, we're doing two bonus Patreon episodes every month. Yeah, that's heaps, that's huge. So exciting. I just got an email. Wow, was that someone now going to two episodes? Yeah. She's a quick email.
Starting point is 00:54:36 No, they're pretty speedy. So we would like to thank some people so, um, uh, man. So this episode we, it was about twins. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking. Did you just have an idea? No, I want to. So this episode was about twins. Yeah, I was thinking, did you just have an idea? No, I wasn't. I was thinking we could, so this episode was about identical twins. I was thinking for each person that we thank here, we could give them the name of their
Starting point is 00:54:56 identical twin. I think right. You know, so June and Jennifer, we'll give them their twin. Perfect. It'd be really cool if any of these people are twins and we nail it. And we should also give them their quirk. Yeah, okay, because these were silent twins. Oh, great, okay. So, may I start?
Starting point is 00:55:11 Please do. Thank you so much. From Woodbury, Pennsylvania, I would like to thank, this is a great name. Noah over. That is a great name. Noah over. Noah over. Which, in an American accent, doesn't, because no, over is a bit, it sounds silly in our accent, but it'd be like no, over. No, over. Sound, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:34 In our accent, it sort of sounds like. No, over. So that's silly, sorry, no, over. It's almost sounds a bit like, like a, like an Italian. No, over. Yeah, it's got that sort of bouncy rhythm. Yeah, you're right, it's bouncy. What would know as identical twins name being?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Well, I assume they're all alliterative. They don't have to be event. It does work best if they are. I think Naurin Ned. Naurin Ned. Naurin Ned over. Naurin Ned over. And what a Naurin Ned known for.
Starting point is 00:56:02 They are the happy horse riding twins. Wow, okay. Everywhere they go. They have run horses and they have Happy yeah great. Yeah, they're known all over town Good for no-runner. Yeah Okay, great. Well, thank you Noah and you're identical to twin brother Ned. What should I should I do the next one? Yeah sure go for it. We'll take turns I love to think from North Oak in Great Britain. Nick Spacy. Oh, if I may, I know, I was going to say Kevin Spacy, but controversial. And you wanted to keep it a little bit of Nick and Nathan. Nick and Nathan. Nick and Nathan's spicy.
Starting point is 00:56:46 And they are the... flat-chalant twins. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. The Farty boys. Farty boys. But nobody's mad at that.
Starting point is 00:56:58 They haven't had a Farty. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We were talking before about how influential Brodon's voice is. And ever since I've noticed I've done like three times just on these were written. Oh, the farty ball. It is very fun. I understand why people do it. Can you do a bro, we do this all the time. I do a Brodon Kelly. Oh, I love Brodon, girlie.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah, thank you, Nick. All alone, Broden, Curly. Or Burr. Yeah, thank you, Nick. Religion, thanks so much. I would like to thank from Lancashire, Tyler O'Brien. Tyler O'Brien, that's a good name. That feels bright to me. Tyler and... Todney.
Starting point is 00:57:43 Obviously. Tyler and Todney. O'Brien. Todney O'Brien is a great name. Todney O Toddney. Obviously. Tyler and Toddney. Toddney. O'Brien. Toddney O'Brien is a great name. Toddney O'Brien. Tyler and Toddney and what are they? They are.
Starting point is 00:57:54 They're the slidey boys. Slidey boys. Whenever they enter a situation, they slide in on their knees. Cool. Did they just have slide in on their knees? Cool. But did they just have permanently scabby knees? They've got very scabby knees, but that was early on. No, it's like a callus. And the scab's, they've never shown any callus, and it actually enhances their slides.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Yeah, that's a lesson, isn't it? Just stick with it. Yep. Your body will adapt. They will! That's great. Thanks, Tyler. although I know a female Tyler. So it could be Tyler and Tiffany. Just as a backup in case this Tyler or Brian is a
Starting point is 00:58:33 friend. Oh, because they're identical. It's got to be identical twins. And we've had this discussion before and it got complicated. It did. It's possible. So we've covered all bases. Yeah, we're fine. Okay. But I think I'm pretty sure it's Tyler and Todney Okay, yeah, but you never know. I just want to be I just want to be sure and then finally It's another cracking name. We've had some good names, eh a little closer home from Australia New South Wales Australia very good from East South Wales Australia. Very good. From East. Coral. Coral. So I did the Coral Gong as we always do. Hasn't come up
Starting point is 00:59:11 before because I don't think we've ever mentioned Coral before but... But anyway, Kim Hill is from Coral. Kim Hill, that's a sweet and like that. Good job, Kim. Kim and Kanye. Kim and Kanye. Oh, I'm like Kanye. Kim and... Because Kim is also a unisex name. Yeah, but all I can think of is the Kardashians right now, because all of them have K names. Right. Is that so? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Yeah, that's right. Chloe Kendall. Chloe with a K? Kylie, yep. That's wild. Kim. That family is off the hook. They are off the hook.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Can you think of one for Kim? Kim and, can we say Kate? Well, we are Kim and Kate or Kim and Cardi. Cardi. Okay. Short fori. Okay. Short for Kardashian. Okay. Or
Starting point is 01:00:11 Crater face. No. Kylie. Kang. Kang. Kran. The bad guy from Tennis Ninja Turtles.
Starting point is 01:00:21 This is a brain with arms. I don't think that's Kim. Kim and Kran. I don't think that's Kim. Kim and Krang. I don't think that's Kim. Okay. That's what you wanted to make. Well, now this is your, I think this is your hook. I'm just gonna say Kim and.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Kuran with a K. Kim and Kuran. Kim and Kuran. Oh, that's nice. Kuran here, that's nice. What's their thing? Their thing is they are the, thing. Their thing is they are the they're very they're very stylish right they will buy clothes
Starting point is 01:01:02 wear them once right wash them wear them again. Wow so they wash them in between. Yeah you thought I was gonna say they say, well, they'll chuck them out in a little while. No, they're very savvy. Very environmentally friendly. Yeah, absolutely. But they just got just good style. You know, like, they won't stink up clothes. Yeah. They go again. They don't do a sniff test.
Starting point is 01:01:15 No, sniff. No, no, they just wash it anyway. They just know. Wow. Yeah. So they're closed. They're here right quicker because of that. I mean, that's kind of, I mean,
Starting point is 01:01:24 they follow the instructions on all of their clothing. I don't, I don't know, I said it's pretty normal to wash your clothes after wearing them. Get out of town. I do, but my must have been, I wear my jeans multiple times. No, you're, it's okay with jeans. Okay. Why is that?
Starting point is 01:01:37 I don't know, studies have shown. Wow. It's actually, it's fine. That's great. Isn't it? That's real good news. You can go like, you can go months without washing your jeans and it's fine. That's great. Isn't it? That's real good news. You can go like, you can go months without washing your jeans and it's fine. Like the song, um, by the band, magic dirt.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Heaven wash my jeans in three months or more. Fine. You're an ordinary boy and that's the way I like it. I don't know. I'm single of that. No, no, I don't. I'm way I like it. I don't know, I'm single like that. No, I don't know. That's, I'm not nailing it. No.
Starting point is 01:02:07 So yeah, thank you to Noah, Nick, Tyler, and Kim, and obviously your identical twins. Yes, especially Toddney. Don't leave. Thank you for supporting the show. I feel weird doing this with that Dave, but I'm also kind of like, I'm nailing this. Yeah, he's a distraction.
Starting point is 01:02:23 We don't need him. Don't aid him. Hopefully he listens. He won't. He won't. Yeah, he's a distraction. We don't need him. Don't need him. Hopefully he listens. He won't. He won't. Yeah, thank you for supporting the show. I hope you enjoyed the live show. We've got two more to go with the comedy festival.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Please come along to those. We should also say, when we say and we have some things to art. Yeah. I'm coming up to Sydney. Hopefully Sydney people listen all the way to the very end. I was meant to say this at the start, but I fucked that up. But anyway, I'm coming to Sydney on the 12th of, what's the next month? May, okay.
Starting point is 01:02:52 12th of May, I think it's whatever the Saturday around that time is, but you can check details out on what's my website? Matt Stewart comedy.com slash gigs. Matt Stewart comedy.com slash gigs. So I'm doing my pretty what's it like? Dry ginger mouth Jesus. Dry ginger mouth show at the giant wall. So I'm really proud of that. So it'd be sick if any Sydney people who listen would want to come along. That'd be great. It's big old rooms. I'd love to have you in there and have a beer
Starting point is 01:03:22 afterwards. For sure. And I also wanted to just mention, if you're not already a member of the Facebook group that is Planet Broadcasting Great mates, it's a really fun group where people kind of discuss all sorts of different things across Planet Broadcasting and all the different pods and also just kind of some general stuff too. And I'm gonna be doing a live Facebook video
Starting point is 01:03:43 on Friday at 9 a.m. Melbourne time. Which I think off the top of my head is like midnight in London. The information's on there anyway. But yeah, so I'm going to be doing that Friday morning. So probably your Thursday night. You should definitely check it out. I'm going to be answering your questions. So if you've got any questions for me, jump on there and you can check it out.
Starting point is 01:04:02 So good. I watched what some of Mesa's one where he was in front of a fake fire. Very good. So fun. We're in a jacket. God he's fancy. He's a fan. I will have probably just gotten up. So I will not be looking fancy. Be sitting on a couch. You wake up fancy looking Jess. I do. We've rambled enough at you. So thank you for listening.
Starting point is 01:04:26 We'll see you next week. All leaders. Bye. Bye. All leaders. Bye. for more podcasts from our great mites. It's not optional, you have to do it. We used to go easy on it, but now you have to. Yeah.
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