Two In The Think Tank - 158 - Incredible Spooky Stories

Episode Date: October 31, 2018

On this special spooooky Halloween episode, Dave, Jess and Matt each tell a incredible true tale that'll have you pissing your pants!! There are ghosts, haunted dolls and reincarnations! Spooooooooooo...oooooky!Recorded live at Howler in Melbourne, this is the final episode of Blocktober, we hope you enjoy! Our website: dogoonpod.com Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPod Instagram: @DoGoOnPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/ Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.com Check out our other podcasts: Book Cheat: https://omny.fm/shows/bookcheatPrime Mates: https://omny.fm/shows/prime-mates Matt's live shows: mattstewartcomedy.com/gigs REFERNCES AND FURTHER READING:ED AND LOARRAINE WARREN AND ANNABELLE THE DOLL:https://www.warrens.net/https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2017/08/07/annabelle-creation-true-story-evil-doll-star/543202001/https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a23106047/the-nun-movie-true-story-ed-lorraine-warren/https://allthatsinteresting.com/ed-lorraine-warrenhttps://the-line-up.com/ed-and-lorraine-warren-paranormal-cases THE BLACK MONK:http://www.the13thfloor.tv/2016/12/21/the-mysterious-poltergeist-known-as-the-black-monk-of-pontefract/https://www.creepyghoststories.com/real-ghost-stories/the-black-monk-of-pontefract-ukhttp://weekinweird.com/2016/07/24/behind-the-black-monk-house-the-horrifying-history-of-englands-most-violent-poltergeist-haunting/

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, Jess and Dave, just jumping in really quickly at the top here to make sure that you are across all the details for our upcoming Christmas show. That's right, we are doing a live show in Melbourne Saturday December the 2nd, 2023, our final podcast of the year, our Christmas special. It's downstairs at Morris House, which usually be called the European beer cafe. On Saturday December the 2nd, 2023 at 4.30pm, come along, come one, come all, and get tickets at dogoonpod.com. This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now.
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Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah, where it is. We had hindsight my run Yeah, 2020 We did have a lot of fun recording episodes. We do hope you like it as much or have as much fun as we did making it And we're gonna be back at the end with our usual Patreon stuff, but until then maybe I'll just throw to ourselves Introducing this live in front of a helicopter. Oh, but you us they use your Patreon stuff, and until then, maybe I'll just throw to ourselves introducing this live in front of a Hall of Crown. Over to you, us.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Us. I do see. This is cool. This is cool. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Do Go On Live at Howler. Hey, you're doing out there? CHEERING How are you? How are you? My name is Dave Warner here,
Starting point is 00:03:29 and I'm joined on stage by my two best friends, just Perkins and that's you and yeah! CHEERING Ah! Thanks Dave. They didn't know that. What a way to find out. You're like top 20 for us, so.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Top 20. Oh, just, don't talk about it. I'm being generous. Hey. Hey, everyone. This is ridiculous. Hello. That was a bit of fun with the intro there. Show that?
Starting point is 00:03:56 Bit of bloody fun. I spent more time on that then. I did on my report. And that will show. That is absolutely true. But thank you so much for coming out. Now this show here at HALA is our Bomboyage show before our UK tour next month, which we're very excited about, so thank you for coming out and sending us off in style. It's fucking nuts, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:04:20 Can you believe it? Anyway. I mean, I say style, Matt is wearing thongs on stage. So good on you, Matt. You said you weren't going to mention that. We lied. It is fucking summertime out there. Grow up.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Matt, grow up and wear boots like a real boy. It's going to say man, not appropriate. But yeah, it is great to be here. Thank you so much for coming out. We always like to start these live shows by asking for random applause. If you've never, ever heard do go on before. If you've never heard the show, it's random applause. Oh, it's you, great.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Awesome. Thank you. Thank you so much. That's OK. You clapped quite loudly, but so yeah Very proud about it, aren't they? And I never will Yeah It's gonna be very distracting
Starting point is 00:05:16 Okay, and the other end of that scale gives a round of applause if you have heard the show before Thank God at the show before. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:40 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Now, we're recording this in the middle of October, but this is actually the final episode that we'll go out as part of blockbuster, tober, tofer, grease, mud. Maguire.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Maguire, show me the money. Fest. What did you do for block? That's what a lot of people I heard asking out the front. Oh, what are you up to for block this year? Yes. It's just a question I heard it said a lot. I don't know. Dave hired a condo, he was telling us. Really? Yeah, got a condo for block. Yeah, got a condo for block. Cost me a fortune. Yeah, I bumped out the prices, so there. Yeah, scumbags. Those condo owners. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:06:23 so this is part of blocking because it's coming out of the end of block. I don't know if you guys know this, but at the end of Cocktober, this is what I like to call it. At the end of October, there was a very special day, a very special spooky day. Dave's wedding anniversary, yes.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yes. It's terrifying. I don't know how many years it's been. Boogie. Dave's wedding anniversary, yes. Yes. It's terrifying. I don't know how many years it's been. You got to guess, what is this paper? Paper, do you want paper? Why do they give paper? Anyway, because this is coming out at the end of the month,
Starting point is 00:06:56 we are going to make this a bit of a Halloween special. Woo! It's actually going to be coming out on Halloween. Is it? Isn't that spooky? It's almost like we planned it. We just going to do that a lot, to be honest. Probably won't be that spooky.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Just going to be me going, Ooh! Oh, okay, sorry mate. Didn't warn you there, so I'll wrap. And because it's a Halloween special, what we've decided to do is all do a mini report on a spooky topic. Luckily it is daytime, so if it does get a bit too scary, you can just head outside, see some sunshine, call your mum.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Unless you're a vampire. Yeah, they can't see the sun. What? That's not how it works. They're not blind to the sun. No, don't look at the sun. I can't see it. I can't see it.
Starting point is 00:07:54 That's what Donald Trump was breathing. That's not how it works. You were telling you were writing your report last night, which, if anything, is amazing that you didn't do it this morning. But, and you were alone in our studio space, which is, you know, inside a warehouse. And you were actually a bit scared going to your car last night. Fucking I. But this is a rough neighborhood. There were some hoodlums. In the studio? Yeah. Oh, no. We've got to get that lock fix.
Starting point is 00:08:25 We should do that. We should also start the program. Yes, we should start the program. So the few people that haven't heard of you listening for the first time at home, what we do is we get given a topic by a listener, these are all listeners suggested topics, and we do a report on it. The other two people don't know what the topic is going to be.
Starting point is 00:08:42 So we've all picked a topic. We've checked with a third party to make sure we haven't accidentally done the same topic Is that would be really awkward and we've got one friend that we always use for that like if we're doing like we always use her to Be our middleman and sometimes I feel like that's the only reason I messaged her and I feel bad about that Oh, so I do I ask her about the topic and then I'm like how are you? But I don't care so much about her bit. You do know she's here. I know.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Thanks for everything you do, Emma. Yeah, thank you, Emma. I love you. And how are you going? I love you. Yeah. I love you. Yeah. I love you.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Yeah. I love you. Yeah. I love you. Yeah. That's good fun. That is good fun. Just a bit of fun, all right? I'm not so worried that because it's been three years, That's good fun. That is good fun.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Just a bit of fun, alright. So, it's not so worried that because it's been three years, our brains are just turning into one. I was going to say mega brain, but that's a bit, that's kind. One of them. One average brain. One tiny, tiny brain. Do you think soon I'll have access to your memories?
Starting point is 00:09:41 Hope so. Black nail. Well, I think you can remember what number wedding anniversary access to your memories? Hope so. Oh, black male. Well, I think you can remember what number wedding anniversary I've had coming up. To be honest, I don't even remember getting married. I'm not. I'm not a bad guy. Okay, I believe it's, I'm gonna go first here.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yes. My topic, we've tried to keep it to time, but let's find out if I did that We always get on topic with a questions my question for you two beautiful people and then when I imagine you don't get this I throw it out to the rest of you here So little faith in us my spooky spooky topic my question is who was the 20th Centuries power couple of paranormal investigations? Matt and Jess. So close. You're the 21st century power couple of modern Scully. Not modern Scully. Who I love?
Starting point is 00:10:40 Brighter Frankenstein and Frankenstein. i don't think we're gonna know this uh... does anyone have a has a guess it is the warrens well done nerd uh... the topic i'd like to cover is paranormal investigators ed and lorraine moron
Starting point is 00:11:02 the case itself it's a really it's a spooky name laran is it so Rain Warren. Lorraine. The Keisha itself. It's a spooky name, Lorraine, isn't it? So it's a Zervic. This topic was suggested by two people, Ian Whitehead from Wales, who I imagine is not here, but also. Classic Ian. Also by Ethan Du from Melbourne. Ethan, are you actually here?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Oh, that'd be so cool. LAUGHTER Ethan, if you actually here? Oh, that'd be so cool. Even if you're listening. Ethan, why do you think I picked this shitty topic? It was for that moment. This subject sucks. We should check is Ian Whitehead from Wales here. That would be amazing. No?
Starting point is 00:11:42 OK. All right. Well, anyway, this is for you guys. So Ed and Lorraine gone early. That would be amazing. No? Okay. Well anyway, this is for you guys. So Ed and Lorraine gone early. No, have you heard of them? No. But I love a power couple.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Well they are a super duper power couple. They are famous for investigating and inspiring the Amateurville horror, which you may have heard of, the book and then series of films. That's Ryan Reynolds, isn't it? We've got to firm no over here. A firm no but then like a vague yes over the back? Yes. Yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Hey, who was it? Stand up. No, I just stand up, get out. Hey, who was it? Stand up. No. Stand up, get out. Stand up, get out. Ed and Lorraine are also the inspiration for the horror film franchise, The Conjuring, which I am way too scared to watch, so there will be no more references to horror films. I think that's just about a close-up magician. Yeah, the most terrifying of all street performers.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Don't make me talk to him. There it is, first regret face for the day. So if you're not familiar with this couple, this is how Ed and the Rain Warren are described on their own website, warrants.net. I guess warrants.com was taken. Which is surprising because looking at it, it looks like one of the original pages from the internet. It is a terrible website.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Great. This is how they describe themselves in the third person. For over 50 years now, Ed and Lorraine Warren have been considered America's pre-eminent experts on the subject of spirits and demonology. Even more important, perhaps, is the fact that they have also been the very same people for the past 50 years whom religious authorities
Starting point is 00:13:39 have repeatedly called in to control some of the most profane outbreaks of diabolical phenomena in this country. Cases where priests become possessed. Cases where people are physically attacked, I mean, you should leave that to the police to be honest. Cases where unwirldly entered his manifest and then preside. Cases where time is violated and the physical environment is completely rearranged. Cases where spirits don't just haunt a house, they visibly tear it apart. Spooky, spooky stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:11 Which I love that if the house is haunted, you don't call them, you only call them once the house has been haunted, and it's been torn apart. Yeah, I think there's a ghost in my house. You think or you know. Yeah. Where's the destruction? You think, call me when you know.
Starting point is 00:14:26 At B, B, B. Their business is suffering. Dave, you just as you're ripping into them, I've looked up Dave Warnicky.com. You got .com. Yeah, got com. Dave Warnicky.net. That's some accountant, whatever. You've called it. It says,
Starting point is 00:14:44 and you were given them shit for talking about them seven or third person? How about this paragraph? LAUGHTER Here we go. I don't know what to pick, there's so much gold in here. Um, Dave Warnock. The best-looking comedian in the world.
Starting point is 00:15:02 Dave Warnock, he is a 27 a 27 year old award-nominated comedian. In brackets, it says losing. I don't want it. Make it when you're funny. Thank you. Warnicki or Warndog? As literally no one has ever called him. I thought this was going to be funnier.
Starting point is 00:15:19 No, but it's not funny because he's proud of it. If he was like, no, don't, then it would be the best, but his ego won't allow him to ever do that. Oh no, don't read out a list of my long accomplishments. My long accomplishments, fuck. It was nearly that good. Anyway, back to Ed and Lorraine. Ed was born in 1926.
Starting point is 00:15:42 He is no longer with us. He died in 2006. But Lorraine is still alive. She's born the year later. She's 91 years young. That's good for her. Okay, I was going to be like, good on you Lorraine. Now I'm like, fuck off Lorraine. Let me say that's not on their website, so you can't hold that against it. Yeah, right. Good on you then Lorraine. Together they claim to have investigated over 10,000 paranormal cases, which is one every single day for 27 years. Oh my God, take a holiday.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Or if they take the weekends off at least one every day for 40 straight years. Not including a couple of weeks off for Christmas, so I don't know their Christmas plans. But what I'm going to do. It has a research for you thoroughly this time. What we do know is that they have investigators and very famous paranormal cases what I'm going to do is a research for a thorough list of what we do know is that they have investigators in very famous paranormal cases and I'm going to tell you my favorite of those cases. Now if you're not already on board some of you seem to be a bit suspicious of these guys as experts in the paranormal field let me read some more of their biography from their own website. Ed and Lorraine Warren have dedicated their lives to this work, and they share the wisdom they have gained during their extraordinary career in this field.
Starting point is 00:16:48 The work they perform is remarkable. And you can be certain after all this time, they know things that are completely astounding. The cases they divulge will shock you, yet it is the significance of what they say that will actually floor you. Moreover, the warrants don't mince their words, they know what they're talking about, they have seen it and they have done it.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Oh, they're done it! Yeah, that's party! Edela Rape, do it! I thought I was talking about the scary clown. Oh, no. They have done it. That's cool. Freaky cool. Three of them with it.
Starting point is 00:17:39 So you're wondering who these people are. Well, Ed Warren is a demonologist. And they're... That's not a real thing. No. Where did he get his degree in demonology? Demonology.net. Dotcom is taking. One brain.
Starting point is 00:17:56 The rain Warren is a quote, trance medium. What does that mean? I don't fucking know, but they complement each other perfectly And as I said at the start they are a power couple to the demon stars Didn't write that down so you riff that was a bonus little bonus do you riff that? Hell yeah, fuck you. Oh, you're here. What a riff that will be on my website later Don't want to keep his known for such riffs as That will be on my website later tonight. Don't want to keep his known for such riffs as... LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:18:27 Now, according to allthat'sinteresting.com... Oh, is that the one I was... Yes, it's a great website. It's a great website. Just a favor. If there's any lulls in the show, just pull out your phone. I'll see you, Pop. Well, the rain said that ever since she was seven or eight, she could see auras around people.
Starting point is 00:18:47 She was too scared to tell people in case her parents would think she was crazy, so she kept those powers to herself. But then she met her husband Ed when she was 16. She was finally able to open up to a fellow weirdo. You see, Ed had grown up in a haunted house and was a self-taught demonologist. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:04 So that doesn't, I mean that's not anything. Yeah. No, I got to disagree from the School of Life. Yeah, I'm a lifeologist. School of Life, School of Life, they're all the same thing. Hey Jess, by the way, I also see Oris and you've got a beautiful one. It's just a light behind me, Matt. One of my friends, if I may, one of my friends works on, like, camps for young kids and one kid one year, he could see auras.
Starting point is 00:19:35 And there was this, there was a one adult on the camp who was a bit rough. She was like a bit strict. And my friend asked this kid what color's her aura and the kid goes oh black. There's nothing I can do I'd love to help but there's nothing I can do. I love that kid Well that kid could get a job in the occult museum that Lorraine and Ed founded in the basement of their research center. In the basement. Yeah, which they adorned with satanic objects and demonic artifacts.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Yeah, great. Were they Satan- Put that underground, where you can't get out easily. Yeah, there's no emergency exit. Good. Are they Satanists? No, they are not. In fact, they are quite opposite. They're very deeply religious types, trying to rid the world of evil.
Starting point is 00:20:27 Evil. Also, ebooks. Sound like I said. They're not fair. Now, so that's a bit of background. The case I want to talk to you about, that really put them on the map, was a doll called Annabelle. Ooh, spooky. It's a pretty name. I love the name Annabelle. It's spooky. Ooh, it's a pretty name.
Starting point is 00:20:46 I love the name Annabelle. It's a terrifying name. It's a terrifying name. It's terrifying. It's terrifying name. Yeah. I hate it. It's spooky.
Starting point is 00:20:54 The Warrens claim that a doll was given to a 28 year old nurse named Donna by her mother. Weird gift. That's already weird. Thank you, me dolls. Give me cash. You are 28. I am 28 and give me cash. We will just have a jug up the back for snacks and magnets.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I will be accepting notes. So this doll, only accepting notes. Now the quote, cuddly doll, was a raggedy-and-stall doll complete with button eyes and floppy red-yan hair. Button eyes are terrifying. Where's the pupil? I like it. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Well, I was thinking the doll seemed quite nice. But Lorraine Warren, our trance says, court, looks at the saving. It's not what the doll looks like that makes it scary. It's what has been infused within the doll, evil. I love this lady. Anyway, Donna. So it's not the small child's doll
Starting point is 00:21:57 that we should be worried about. No, it's the evil. Okay, a bit of a flipperoo. Yeah. I don't know, she's not conventional. Anyway, Donna, who owned the doll, started to notice that the doll was changing positions on its own. Warren.net says, sometimes the doll would be found
Starting point is 00:22:15 with legs crossed, arms folded. Other times it would be found upright, standing on its feet. Several times Donna sometimes left the doll on the couch before leaving for work, and would return to find the doll back in her room on the bed with the door closed. So someone's fucking with her. She does have housemates. This is true. Or siblings, my brother would do that 100%. Well, would your brother do this? Then Donna and her housemates started finding parchment paper with written messages saying things like, help me help us. That's a nice message.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Yeah. That is nice, isn't it? Yeah, nice. Let's work together. Just look out for each other. Stop making it. You and me. We're not enemies.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Stop. Help us. Help us. Help us. You know, nice. It sounds so, so nice. I've written here, as if that wasn't strange enough, the girls claimed that they didn't even have parchment paper in their house. They only had printer paper. Where did it come from? What kind of house doesn't have parchment? Girl, up. You were an adult or what? The most terrifying part, they didn't even have a house.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Oh! That is sad. That is sad, yeah. Stratching. Next, the doll started showing up at even more rooms, and she seemed to, that she looked like she was bleeding. Oh! Hmm.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Sorry. Ooh! Yeah. Thank you. I'm sure of what to do. The owner of the doll turned, as you do, to a medium. Ah, yep. Rather than throwing out the doll.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Who said the doll was being occupied by the spirit of a young girl named Annabelle Higgins. This is what the medium thought. Annabelle. A median? Pardon? Median. Median. Median? Median?
Starting point is 00:24:09 Median. It's not a comedian. LAUGHTER Continue. This is what the, I'm going to call them, psychic. Thoughts. Psychic? Medium.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Annabelle was a young girl that resided on the property before the apartments were built. They were, quote, happy times. Woo! She was a young girl of only 70 years old when her lifeless body was found in the field upon which the apartment complex now stands. The spirit related to the medium
Starting point is 00:24:45 that she felt comfort with Donna and Angie, the housemate, and wanted to stay with them and be loved. Feeling compassion for Annabelle and her story, Donna gave her permission to inhibit the doll and stay with them. They were soon to find out, however, that Annabelle was not what she appeared to be. This was no ordinary case and definitely no ordinary doll.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Donna felt sorry for the doll, but her friend, Lou did not. He thought the doll was evil. This is what happened to him according to Warrens.net. Lou awoke one night from a deep sleep and in panic. Once again, he'd had a bad recurring dream. Only this time somehow, something seemed different.
Starting point is 00:25:22 It was though he was awake, but couldn't move. He looked around the room but couldn't discern anything out of the ordinary, and then it happened. Looking down towards his feet, he saw the doll, Annabelle. It began to slowly glide up his leg, moved over his chest, and then stopped. All right. We're looking at him, you're like, We're looking at you like, whoa, let's just see where this think. Hey, we support you. What ever tension you want to go. Well, it moved up his chest, then stopped. Within seconds, the doll was strangling him,
Starting point is 00:26:26 paralyzed and gasping for breath, Lou, at the point of a sixiation, blacked out, he woke up the next morning, certain that it wasn't a dream. How big is this doll? Honestly, it's not that big. It's about the size of like a baby born. So it doesn't have hands that will fit around your neck.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Lou? More like loser. That's what Lou, that's what Lou, that's what Lou stands for. I can confirm. His full name is loser. And it also would be just puffy like wall hairs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:58 How do you get it? I'd feel quite nice. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah. Ooh. Round the back. Oh, let's just see where this goes. So this is where our friends Ed and Lorraine took an interest in the case in contact with Donna.
Starting point is 00:27:15 After evaluating the doll, they quote, came to the immediate conclusion that the doll itself was not in fact possessed, but manipulated by an inhuman presence. The Warrens claim, spirits do not possess inanimate objects like houses or toys. They possess people, and inhuman spirit can attach itself to a place or object, and this is what occurred in the Annabelle case. He knows that because he self-taught it to himself.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Let me just talk to my professor. Hello? Hello? to himself. Yeah, yeah. Let me just talk to my professor. Hello. Hello. Classic head. So Ed Warren drove the doll Annabelle to his museum for quote, safe keeping. But claimed the doll willed the car's brakes and steering to fail repeatedly. So what he did was he threw holy water on his backseat passenger to stop the medling, stop throwing holy water.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Denny's big arm! Why did he have holy water with him? Oh sorry, it's Ed, of course he is. He's got it in his pack, ready to go. Yeah, in his demon pack. This is again from Warren's website. Annabella's believed to be responsible for the death of an individual who came in contact with it. This doll also reportedly slashed a grown man several times across the chest. She terrorized Donna for months until the Warren's and a piscopal priest. We're called in and an exorcism was performed.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Although Annabelle has been since exercised several times, it is believed that some energy is still attached to this doll. The Warren's claim that had Donna and her flatmates experiences lasted just two or three more months. Since exercise several times, it has believed that some energy is still attached to this doll. The Warren's claim that had Donna and her flatmates experiences lasted just two or three more weeks, the spirits would have completely possessed if not harmed or killed one or all of the occupants in the house. These days, she is part of their museum. Annabelle has kept in a glass box secured with ritualistic prayers.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Another quote from Lorraine, we have a priest come in and bless the museum, including Annabelle. These are prayers that bind the evil, much like an electric fence for a dog. What the fuck? A Ryan Bule who was the co-founder of the Paranormal Research Society claims he saw Annabelle's head move up and down, startling him, as if Annabelle was nodding at him, as if to acknowledge
Starting point is 00:29:36 his presence. And you can still see Annabelle locked inside that glass box in the Warren's Museum to this day. Oh, so I thought, I saw on their website, Warren's.net that the museum is currently closed due to zoning regulations. And if that's not a possessed doll at work, I don't know what is. I don't know. The spookiest regulations of all.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Don't you reckon there's something south of out a story where the only people who believe it happened also profit by being real by selling people tickets to their museum with that thing in it? I mean that was a weird way to structure that sentence but... Once I started I could not stop and it just... how long did it go for? About eight hours. Everyone left. Now I know we're all very sad that you can't go and see the museum which according to How long do I go for? About eight hours. Everyone left.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Now, I know we're all very sad that you can't go and see the museum, which according to Facebook has been closed for over two years now. But I am pleased to say that you can book a buffet dinner date with Annabelle the Doll. What the fuck? I am not joking. How much? Well, October 26, 2018, so it gives you guys the room time, or April 6, 2019,
Starting point is 00:30:48 for the people at home. You can pay $169 US dollars to have quote, nice. Nice. Nice. You can have quote an evening that will begin at a restaurant bake-wit room located in southwestern Connecticut in brackets, one of the best in Connecticut. There you will dine on a fine buffet dinner, consisting of chicken, fish, meat, and pasta. And you will get to see Annabelle, although the doll will be housed in a protective cabinet made from wood and plexiglass.
Starting point is 00:31:23 And as well as $169 US dollars, you have to sign or release form stating that you absolve the host, Lorraine Warren, and the restaurant, from quote, any liability or traumatic influence associated with viewing the items, or being in the presence of Annabelle and or occult items. I love that it's one of the best buffet dinners in Connecticut.
Starting point is 00:31:47 What's that like? We should go. Yes. What's that like top five world words? It's got a buffet dinner. Now, I don't know if I've given this way here. I'm a bit of a skeptic. I didn't believe any of this spooky stuff about Annabelle. Sorry to say. But as I was writing this, something spooky happened to me.
Starting point is 00:32:05 Oh my God. My computer fully froze for three whole minutes. And when it came back on, my doc had just written over and over, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don. What did that? You guys can say, Don, Don, Don, don, don, don, don, don, don. I don't know what that means. I don't know. Is that Annabelle telling me,
Starting point is 00:32:29 you better fucking I'll make fun of me in front of a crowd? I like that. It's more likely it was Don. Or the original owner, Dona. Oh! Oh! And one final note, I should be shitting myself right now because this is from Warrens.net. Since the case was built, Annabel, the case that she's in, no longer appears to move, but she is thought to be responsible for the death of a young man who came to the museum
Starting point is 00:32:57 on a motorcycle with his girlfriend. On the way home, the young man and his girlfriend were laughing and making fun of the doll. When he lost control of his motorcycle and went head on into the tree, the young man was killed instantly, but his girlfriend survived and was hospitalised for over a year. At least he died doing what he loved, laughing about an evil doll. Who doesn't love that? I'm doing it right now. Yeah, it's the best. When asked about what happened, the young woman explained
Starting point is 00:33:27 they were laughing about the doll when they lost control of the murder cycle. Ed Warren warns, you do not challenge evil. That no man is more powerful than Satan. And if Annabelle would be listening, I'm really sorry. Really sorry. Is that what Ed dedicated his whole life to? Challenging Satan.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Yeah. You've been not laughing at him. No, okay. Yeah, you're not laughing at basically putting Satan in a small glass box. Yeah. And charging you to look at him. I've been having dinner near him.
Starting point is 00:33:58 But that is my report on the Warrens and Annabelle. Thank you very much. I want a kiss. But that is my report on the Warrens and Annabelle. Thank you very much. Thank you, Ron and Keir. APPLAUSE Well done, well done, Dave. Well done to keep that relatively short, too, Dave. Yeah, that was impressive for you. Thank you. Thank you, some match. Now, I'm going to do the same and keep it real short. Just, I'm just working on my beer.
Starting point is 00:34:24 Hang on. I'm just working on my beer. Hang on, work. Are you okay? Do you know which one's the turkey one? Let me have a drink. Give me the both, okay. Sorry about that. You like this more than anyone else. I'm here for you.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Dave's all about the visual gags on a podcast. Yeah, at home, they don't know what I've been using as a microphone. Hey. I see where this goes. Okay. That's the new two go on. Let's see where this goes. Fuck me, that was one of the best things you've ever done. I did not write a question as I never do. Thank you, thank you.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And when Dave earlier said, and we always start with a question, I did a little, oh, and I heard a few people here go, she didn't write a question. And I'm right, so I'm going to, oh, riff one. Was your riff, I'm going to make up a question. Yeah. But I really just want to say, have you heard of insert topic name here? Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Ooh, I can, I can get that right. Have you heard of the Pollock Twins? Uh, the Cricut Twins? No. Sean Pollock. And his dad. What is that? A Twins. Is it? Is anyone here heard of the Pollock Twins? Sean Polic. And his dad. What is that?
Starting point is 00:36:05 A twins. Is anyone here heard of the Pollock twins? Is anyone here heard of Sean Polic? Is that how he heard of cricket? This was suggested by Sandy Ty. Is Sandy here? We can look at that. They never turn up.
Starting point is 00:36:21 Sandy suggested Wild Swigs topic as well. Really? Oh, she's in a row. And the Wild suggested last week's topic as well. Really? Oh, she's in a row. Last week's topic was fucked as well. Sandy. She's not here because of the day life. LAUGHTER Good on you, Sandy. Thanks for everything.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Jess, is this your second in eye-presume a trip tip of creepy twins? Creepy twins. Love creepy twins. Oh no, you've done, this is your third twins. You did the... Oh yes, this is number three, the Crey twins. I'm not afraid, okay, this is my third twins.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I think you love it. You love twins, you love them, you love twins, you love twins, you love them. LAUGHTER Roasted! You fucking got me! Sorry about that, I'll call a god. Do you guys see me get god? That was brutal!
Starting point is 00:37:15 Sorry I was a bit bad. Yeah, now you'll be apologising to that later, thank you. So let me take you back to the quiet town of Hexham in Northumberland, England. Ooh! England. Ooh. England is scary. It's a spooky place. Yeah, it's so old. And their teeth are shit.
Starting point is 00:37:32 We're going to be there, so soon. Yeah, please, please come to our show still. Do you say their team is shit? Yeah. Which team? Well, haven't. Teeth. Oh, I think he said team.
Starting point is 00:37:42 Like the English Cricket team destroyed by Sean Pollock in the South Africans in the late 90s. Oh, I know. Woo! Did you hit a six there, mate? I got caught. Even in your dreams.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Even in my dreams I'm bad at sport. It's good to be realistic in your dreams. I'm lonely in mine. You're realistically lonely. You don't want to wake up and go, oh, I want to go back to sleep. In my dreams I'm just sitting alone quietly. It's quite nice. Anyway, Northumberland, the family of John and Florence Pollock,
Starting point is 00:38:31 and they had two young daughters, Joanna, who was 11, and Jacqueline, who was six. John and Florence ran a grocery and milk delivery business, kind of an early Uber eats. Right, that one, then. And then I did this, I went, so it stayed in. Yeah, I think I'll celebrate by ordering some Uber Eats. Joanna and Jacqueline were very close, even despite a five-year age gap between them. But on the 7th of May, 1957, Jacqueline Joanna and their
Starting point is 00:39:02 friend Anthony were on their way to church when they were struck by a car. The car was driven by a local woman who had taken an overdose of aspirin and sedatives and attempted to kill herself and then went for a drive. What? What are you doing? Yeah. The two Pollock children were killed instantly in the accident.
Starting point is 00:39:23 And Anthony unfortunately died later in hospital as well. And Florence Pollock, their mother, she's spun into a deep depression in Void because of the loss. But the highly religious John, their dad, maintained hope that his daughters would somehow return to them. Oh, John. Oh, John.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Despite this all deal and the tension between the very religious John and the agnostic Florence, he was like, no, one day she's like, shut the fuck up John! Florence became pregnant the following year and on the 4th of October 1958 she gave birth to healthy twin girls. The twins were surprised, their doctor had told them it was just one baby based on the heartbeat and neither of the parents had any history of twins in their family So they're expecting one and they just had two so is their heartbeat perfectly in unison. Oh
Starting point is 00:40:11 Creepy twins Yeah, well or it's the fifties and um I reckon it's that yeah Medical technology not that great. Who are these people? Because I thought this isn't the same couple who had the twins. So what happened? They had, okay, sorry everyone, take a sec. They had two daughters who weren't twins.
Starting point is 00:40:40 They were killed in the accident. Then they had twins. Okay, now I'm with Yes. Then they had twins. We're kidding now. We're good? Yeah. I mean, he's going to get confusing because it's, yeah. And the whole time the dad, John, thought
Starting point is 00:40:51 they were going to come back. Yeah. And it's a lot of girls' names. So just try to keep up. So the twins were named Jillian and Jennifer. And they were considered by John to be a sort of miracle. And he truly believed that his dead daughters had come back to them. No, different daughters.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Don't be creepy, John. The family moved from Hexham to a town called Whitley Bay when the twins were just a few months old and as soon as they were old enough to talk, the twins began asking for and describing specific toys that Joanna and Jacqueline had owned. I want to play with a truck. Even calling their dolls by name. Okay. Okay. Beautiful name. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I want to play with a truck. Which was really bizarre because their parents had boxed up the toys and stored them in the attic and the girls had never seen this. They put them inside a glass, plexi case. Because you got to do that. I can't wait. Dave gets weirdly intense and does this heavy breathing thing. It's really strange.
Starting point is 00:41:57 You should see me play sport. Help. Help. No, good on you mate. So they were asking for things that their sisters had. They didn't even know they had older sisters. They'd never seen any of these toys before. Their parents brought the toys down from the attic and the twins instinctively collected
Starting point is 00:42:21 the correct responsive ones that belonged to Joanna and Jacqueline. So they had extra toys that they just kept in the attic, like decoy toys. All right, which one do you want? And they chose the right one. And they even proclaimed that they were Santa gifts, which was correct. Their older sisters had been given them for Christmas. We got little on the side it head, two older sister from Santa. From Santa. Man they put two and two together. The two twins liked the same foods that Joanna and Jacqueline had. Wow. Mashed up apples. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:43:02 They can't get enough. This breast milk is crazy. Just like the older sisters, so weird, so weird. It's uncanny. It's uncanny. They've been getting it from the same breasts. So weird. Weird. So weird.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Like the ones getting in from the left. That is pretty weird. I will only take from the left. Just like, j-j-jigoo. That was one of them jackalins. J-jigoo. Close. Close. The twins had similar personalities, mannerisms and behaviors, and Jillian once pointed at a birthmark on her twins forehead, and accurately said that it was where Jacqueline had hit a head
Starting point is 00:43:52 on a bucket when she was younger. So one of the twins had a scar that was very similar to her sister's scar, but only one of the identical twins had it, like a birthmark, weird. Some would say spooky. That is. At a stretch. These things kept happening over the years.
Starting point is 00:44:13 The girls eerily were giving details of things that only their parents and Joanna and Jacqueline could have known. They were terrified of passing cars and had to be, like it was, to the point where it was difficult to get them to cross the road. Passing cars, the ones they shouldn't have been worried about. I don't know, I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:37 I wasn't sure either, so... Fuck. Don't turn around and hide regret face. Fuck. Don't turn around and hide regret face. Florence, the mum, once overheard the two girls discussing the actual accident that had killed Joanna and Jacqueline, with details they could not have known. One thing they would supposedly do often was that Jennifer would rest her head on Gillian's lap, and Jennifer would say there was blood coming from her eyes.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Oh, no. I mean, that is weird behavior regardless. Telling their twins. Any identical twins in? Oh, thank God. Because I was about to be like, identical twins are fucking weird. And then just slowly someone out the back is just like, and their twin far away is feeling that pain.
Starting point is 00:45:25 Oh my birthmark. Oh. All twins are Harry Potter to be. I don't know the heart to tell him. When the family took a trip back to Hexham the twins knew their way around and could accurately point out landmarks by name and post office. How do they know? And the school they remembered attending, which was Joanna and Jacqueline's school, even though the twins were only a few months old when they moved away and couldn't have remembered any of this. Ooh, they could have seen pictures. If all of this is true, it is obviously freaky as do you believe it?
Starting point is 00:46:10 She's 72 share 72 Incredible how Quickly do you think you can get from that quickly they were with me? They were in shock that she's 72. That was efficient. She looks amazing. Anyway, I'm not sure that I believe, but...
Starting point is 00:46:31 Is it how you dodge every question? Yeah, I break into songs. Where were you last night? Share is 72! The police are like, wait, what? I don't know if I believe, Matt, but somebody who did believe... Oh, fucking Segway, was Dr. Ian Stevenson.
Starting point is 00:46:49 Oh, did he get his degree from demonology? He was a, I believe psychologist, who was highly interested in evidence of reincarnation in children. He started visiting and interviewing the twins as part of his research. Now the twins were identical, many of they came from a single egg, egg, single egg, single egg, yet they had slightly different builds which matched their dead sisters who had not been twins, so one was sort of taller and very slim and the other was sort of a bit shorter and stocky. I'm believing this, Argonne, that's the sisters. Well in a weird turn of events, these apparent memories of the twins' past lives began to
Starting point is 00:47:27 fade at around the age of five, after which they led relatively normal lives. Right. That's true. They just forgot all about it and went on with it. Apparently, much, much later when Gillian was an adult, she had like a couple of dreams that were from like a sister's memory, we think, but... like a couple of dreams that were from like a sister's memory we think but But also I mean once they got past the age of their sisters they wouldn't maybe something happened there But their sisters were 11 and 4, 4, 6, thank you Yeah I think that adds up in this mythical shit
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah so they got to 5 and let's say a half Yeah well 11 minus six. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Fuck off, nerd. Let me just do some math. Let me just crunch some numbers over here. So some people argued that family members or their parents might have talked to them about it, but their parents were like,
Starting point is 00:48:22 and their mum was a real skeptic too. And she was like, we never talked to them about it at all. There's no way they could have known any of this, but some people are like, na, bullshit. Yeah, I trust her, but John feels like he's whispering in there, he's like, hey, is that Burntman? Remember that awful accident you were in? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Yeah, dad of the year. I don't think that's true at all. That seems like a bad dad. So I don't know. What do you guys do you guys think it's reincarnation? Nah. He gets bullshit. Who's with me? It's real.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Yeah, there you go. You got to weigh. That's nice. But I think I can all agree. It's my favorite. I think you can definitely agree. Let's see where this goes. Woohoo!
Starting point is 00:49:08 We can definitely agree though that it is spooky. Woohoo! And I'm halfway in between I want to believe. Yeah. X-Files, great show. Is that what that is? Is that a catchphrase from them? I want to believe. I want to believe. Yeah. That's good. Next file is great show. Is that what that is? Is that a catchphrase from them? I want to believe.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I want to believe. Yeah, that's good. Also, can I point out too that I kept to time really well? So, precious on camera. Yeah, time keeping. Let's give a round of applause for that. I think that's right. APPLAUSE
Starting point is 00:49:43 Now, Matt, you're it, bring some strong here. Yeah, better be strong. Oh, well look. Well, this is the reason we picked this order is because you're like, my report's fucking sick and it's gonna shittle over yours, your dogs, and we were like, Matt, you're being weirdly aggressive. And he was like, nah, fuck you, dickheads. It's true.
Starting point is 00:50:00 And then he fly kicked me, which was odd. And I don't think his body could do that. Because he's old. And he kind of misjudged and he went a bit early and kind of went like, eh, how many fell, and we're going to get him up. And anyway, so the poor rapport will be pretty good, I think. Jess, that was a private conversation.
Starting point is 00:50:19 LAUGHTER Do you believe in love after love 72? Honestly. I wrote this question. What ghost inspired the 2012 film when the lights go out? What a distinct idea. I mean, let's name all the famous ghost we know. Casper. Jess turn nearly headless Nick
Starting point is 00:50:50 I mean you know Casper's film was called Casper Subtartle when the lines go out Here's my report on I don't know what goes Casper to when the lights go out back in the habit. Thank you Yes, Casper 2, when the lights go out, back in the habit. Thank you. LAUGHTER The ghost was the black monk of Ponta Frank. I don't have one more cracker. You are mispronouncing the word monk?
Starting point is 00:51:16 Yeah. I knew I was off to a bad start when I said monk wrong. I love that TV show, Monk. LAUGHTER Don't you do... Hang on, you do a podcast about monkeys. I love that TV show, Monk. Don't you do... Hang on, you do a podcast about monkeys. The word monkey's there. Okay, thank you. That's gonna help a lot. Even if you have to say monkey, they're just kind of whisper the e.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Okay, good tip. Thank you. The black monkey of Pontifract. The black monkey of Pontifract. Alright. This was suggested by Will Orlando White. Cool. You know you can suggest a website to look at for a group of rules. I clicked on that website. It said not available.
Starting point is 00:52:12 Network connectivity issues. Was that the first time that you shouldn't do this spooky topic? Yes. But it pairs of ear. Honestly, it's so brave. Against better judgement. It is a pretty spooky topic. Here we go. Okay. In the year 1966. No, fuck you, no! Sire! Sire! No! Dave, do you say it? A genuinely good year! Yeah! Science Premiership, you know big deal, alright.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Yes! And the English football team. And something else someone told me recently, but bloody hell, jam pack jeer, alright. In the year 1966, the Pritchard family moved into a new home at 30 East Drive Ponte Fract in Yorkshire. England is crazy. It's so crazy! Crazy.
Starting point is 00:53:14 England is crazy. They have streets and everything. Yes. I mean that's... We're sort of through the scariest part now. I just got through a bit of detail for you and then... Thank you. Because I shut myself. The Pritchard family was made up of a husband and wife named John Jean. Bloody hell, the Jane names today.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Hmm. Units just... Three years. He's just figured that out. I picked it up before. Yeah They're children Diana and Philip and Jean's mum Sarah Strange things started happening soon after they moved into the house. Jo Jane and Diana were away for a long weekend and Teenager Philip. He wasn't interested. He was This episode is brought to you by Progressive.
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Starting point is 00:55:26 I met a painter. You met one. Yeah. Touch these. It felt like a dog. Dog fur. You met a painter. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:37 God, your life's interesting. He was cool. My favorite animal. Love him. Top five animal, love him. Top 5 mammoths in my life. Top 10. I'm not a great laugh. Actually, it was a pretty horrific 24 hours I had food poisoning. I was vomiting all night, but I was not going to miss my opportunity to meet a panda.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Have you didn't pass it on? They don't eat very much. Bamboo is a view of you. They eat. Of bamboo which is basically no nourishment at all so they have to spend 18 hours a day eating. It sounds like a dream. Why are you laughing, Dave? They're my favourite animal, their life is pain.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Sometimes I think you're an evil doll. Well, someone's clapping that. So I keep it in a little box. Let me help. And I nod it people to acknowledge their presence. It's weird if it's a down would not terrifying. It's an up nod cool. Yeah, Annabelle was just like, sup. I'm stuck in a box, whatever. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah, but down nod, fuck it, that's weird. So, yeah, sorry, sorry about that. Philips stays at home, but the parents leave a Nana Sarah at home with him to look after him. Sarah spent the day inside. Classic Sarah. But while Philips was out, Gal eventing around. Betty was. One article through a bit of editorialising said, probably doing, you know, teenage boy things, drink smoking weed. Yeah, they just out of nowhere they said that. That's probably
Starting point is 00:57:30 same as kids of today. Like it was real weird anyway. Hey, 15 is probably wanking in a bush somewhere. I was gonna say on a street corner. I like how you both went into your personal histories for the answer. Oh, to be young again. I missed that corner. So Sarah stayed at home, Phil was out, but it was a sweltering hot day, which has been unusual for England, right? Yeah, so it was like 20. Yeah. Like, ah, heat wave! Look after the elderly! Why don't you just grow a pair? Bit sexist, just boobs.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Sorry, tear boobs. That's gonna make you way on up. I like that. I got a warm chest. He didn't know how boobs work. I imagine. I imagine. Yeah, they keep the warm in.
Starting point is 00:58:35 All right, we don't have time for this. Take these boobs and just radiate it. Yeah, what an idiot. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:58:58 LAUGHTER So... LAUGHTER So it was a swadding hot day, about 20, 22 degrees, but there was no breeze, so no relief, right? But despite this, inside, no breeze. That was a creepy laugh. No breeze. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Yes, I controlled the weather. You laugh. No, breathe. Blah! All right. Yes, I control the weather. Wow! LAUGHTER Something wrong with them. What I imagined happened was someone went over and said, do they ready? LAUGHTER
Starting point is 00:59:52 But despite this, no breeze, and she was inside, despite this all day, she was feeling cold air brushing against the back of her neck. Right, so she had a fan on. I mean, she's... I mean, she's... I mean, she's... I said, oh man, that is spooky, because you don't really talk into a fan, that makes your voice all weird. That is spooky.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Oh, you should have heard her fan, it makes you voice all weird. That is spooky. You should have heard her neck, it sounded so weird. Well, I don't have to read the next paragraph. Later in the day, Philip returned home, and he walked into the living room to discover a powdery substance falling from the ceiling and covering the carpet. Yeah, we've all been to your name, does that matter? All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Just casually implying that he's? All right, all right. Just casually implying that he's doing drugs again, all right. Err, Sarah? Could have been tal-compoured a day. Could have been a spest-doc. Two knots, not a spest-doc. Learned out the hard way. I didn't. There was an awe.
Starting point is 01:00:49 She makes more sense now. Sarah called another daughter of hers over to see what she would make of it and also help with the cleanup. Her daughter Marie, when she arrived, she went to the kitchen to get some cleaning gear, but on entering the kitchen, she slipped on a puddle that seemed to form out of nowhere Alex Mack GC 161 See you think yes Finally
Starting point is 01:01:24 So maybe it's the it's not the black black monk, it's the black mack. Black mack. Black mack, a pontiff fret or whatever it is. Definitely not saying that right. It sounds a bit like the nanopist herself in the kitchen and had to blame it on someone else. Oh, where that puddle come from! I wasn't there a second ago! Apparently then puddle started to form around, I don't know. She had a big night.
Starting point is 01:01:48 Yeah, no. Some yellow, some green, some brown. All right. It was a big night. The green was foaming as well. That's true. Okay. The water company was cold and they couldn't find the source of the issue.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Powder puddles, not very normal, but maybe a little paranormal question mark. Things settle down later. Well then say it like a question. Maybe a little paranormal? There it is. I normally ask questions by just saying question mark. Yeah I know. Is that not the right way to do it? Can I have coffee question mark? They're like, yeah, buddy, yeah. We'll get you a coffee. Yeah, it's never cause any issues. He's back again. Things settle down.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Later, Sarah was watching a little television when she heard Philip shouting that she was going down again from the other room. Did he say that? Was that a paraphrase? She was going down. Yeah, now this is all. And it's like language. Even though they're in absolute turmoil.
Starting point is 01:03:03 She hurried to the kitchen and she couldn't believe what she was saying. The kitchen was a complete mess. Yeah, there was a teenager in there. It begs. With you guys might have found as well, these kind of stories, they don't seem to be reported on by Britannica or any of those kind of sites. Yeah, it is interesting. But this next paragraph is from creepygoestories.com.
Starting point is 01:03:27 The worktops had tea leaves and sugar all over them. They both stared in disbelief and as they did they witnessed the tea dispensing button being pushed in and out and watched on as more tea leaves will have released over the countertop until it was empty. But the button kept being pushed. Sarah, now starting to feel scared, started shouting out to stop, but it didn't. Although I assume it eventually did, it's probably not still cooking 52 years later. Over the next few hours things remained weird. A lot of switch turned itself on in the hallway when they went out to figure out what a bang was all about, what's this, and the light went on, fuck that.
Starting point is 01:04:09 If you guys can act tough, but this shit is fucked. Banging noise were heard as well as uprooted plants turning up on the stairs. And the pot was at the top of the stairs and usually the plant was in the pot at the bottom of the stairs. I don't even think you guys get how fucked this is. The plan was in a different spot. Crockery cupid started to shake violently. As soon as the boy went over, Philip just opened it, it stopped. Things calm down eventually and the two were getting ready for bed. Philip was in bed.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Why am I in a bed? Why are you still in the house? I'm going to bed. Ah, okay, well it seems like it's less spooky now. Time to turn in. Time to torch the fucking place. I had the exact same reaction as that. No, I just got to know these people burned things.
Starting point is 01:05:20 No, you got to burn it at all. Keep it for a museum. So yeah, they were going to bed. Sarah went to film for him to say good night. When she got there she found that a chest of drawers started violently thrashing from side to side. Fearing for their lives they're like I think we'll sleep somewhere else and they went around to Marie's house to stay there. I mean that would have been my call three minutes in lyrican. Yeah one light goes on without me, expanding it.
Starting point is 01:05:45 I'm out of there. Yeah, and I'm to watch on the place. Yeah, yeah, I'm burning down my entire apartment building, Justin Kess. I don't think there'll be that mad, once I explain. I explained. I couldn't remember putting that light on, and it was on. So...
Starting point is 01:06:00 And then they'll give me a medal and say, thank you. You really saved us. You probably could have told us you were burning the house down rather than just doing it. You sure someone else in the house didn't know give me a medal and say thank you. But you really saved us. You probably could have told us you were burning the house down rather than just doing it. You sure someone else in the house didn't turn it on? I mean, I haven't checked with the other people in the house, but I don't remember doing it. Where are my matches?
Starting point is 01:06:22 When the rest of the family returned from their holiday from Devon, Sarah filled them in on the weird events they had missed. The family was skeptical. And the team was like, I'm never missing a family holiday again. It's calm. But the family was like, oh, OK. And then nothing happened.
Starting point is 01:06:41 They got home and it just stopped for two years But in 1968 things got freaky again Even probably even freaky to be honest Started up in a familiar way with strange banging sounds and cupboards vibrating the family joked about it even giving the no's a name Fred oh Fred's at it again That was you know,. Torch the place. The local press gave him a different name, Mr. Nobody. They're like, he's got a name, it's Fred. I guess it could be Fred Nobody.
Starting point is 01:07:15 I thought, Mr. Nobody, it is kind of a dismissive name. Oh, yeah, you got a ghost, yeah, Mr. Nobody. But it also is a pretty freaky ghost name, or it's not a bad ghost name, Mr. Nobody. But it also is a pretty freaky ghost name, or I can't, it's not a bad ghost name, Mr. Nobody. Imagine him, he's got like no face or something. Cool. LAUGHTER Things escalated, according to an article
Starting point is 01:07:35 on another crack in website, the 13th floor.tv. LAUGHTER Oh, registered in Toeville, Lou, Craig. So you know it's good. Activity seemed to pick up when the prichards had guests over. So this is other than the thing. Oh, show off. Mum used to tell me off for showing off when we had friends over.
Starting point is 01:07:54 That, oh, fuck, I hated that so much. I was like, sorry, you're boring and I'm trying to entertain. No, no, no, no, no. Are you just shaking crockery? I'm showing off, no. Well, yeah, were you doing any of these things? So plates would fly through the air, banging would get much louder.
Starting point is 01:08:13 The local police were called in, and multiple... Banging would get much louder. Is that what you were doing? Nice. The police came round, and several officers apparently reported seeing objects fly through the air and furniture flip over by itself.
Starting point is 01:08:30 That's from the 13th floor.tv. So I believe it. The Huffington Post listed some other inexplicable events like Green Foam, like I was talking about before, coming up from Taps and Toilet. That's just a big night. Objects being thrown around and levitating, photographs being slashed with a knife, and even family members being slapped. That is the best prank.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Friend? Friend did it. He just slapped your dad in bed. Run away. I think it was Fred. I'm trying that, I'm trying that. Getting slap, I guess, is very funny. Well done, Fred.
Starting point is 01:09:18 As the police seemed helpless to stop the weed goings on, the prichards called in the local church, Catholic church who performed exorcisms on the prichards called in the local church, Catholic church, who performed exorcisms on the house. This seemed to piss off the ghost though. And this is from the 13th floor again. Instead of cleaning the house of spirits, the exorcisms appeared to irritate Fred, making him more violent. For a time, Fred turned his attention to the religious items in the home. Crucifixes would be found on the ground broken into pieces. Inverted crosses would appear on the walls, painted in red and black, even though there was no paint to be found in the home.
Starting point is 01:09:52 That's bit weird. Do they have any paper? Home? Only paper. David, do I have parchment? Very specific type of paper. And a quill. Probably in 1966, the weirdest thing would have been if that printer paper.
Starting point is 01:10:07 It was like a big thing of reflex. That'd be weird wouldn't it? To this point Fred had remained invisible, but this was about to change. One night Jean and Joe worked to see Fred standing at the edge of their bed watching them. They stared back at him silently as he can... LAUGHTER He stared at them, they stared at him. Staring contest!
Starting point is 01:10:36 LAUGHTER You blinked! And now we have to leave, that's the rules. The rules got in. Five. That was a terrible high five. I'm embarrassed. I'm good. There we go.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Look at the elbow, like that guy said. Thanks that guy. The only thing you can say. It's the elbow guy. What a beautiful moment then. Hey, what a beautiful moment. It's so appropriate. He was wearing black robes.
Starting point is 01:11:07 Oh. So this is where the name came from. But it was dark. Yeah. So they could have been navy blue. That's true. Could have been a dark gray. A very dark red.
Starting point is 01:11:17 True. Like a crimson, but in the dark bedroom, I assume they're not sleeping with all the lights. Well, I would be, actually. Depending what Fred wants you to do, I guess. Yeah. He can turn on the lights. All right. Oh, turn them off.
Starting point is 01:11:32 Ooh. Oh, that'd be handy. It's like having a clapp of ghost. Yeah. Fred. Yeah, it'd be good if he was a helpful ghost. Yeah. That'd be all right.
Starting point is 01:11:43 I wouldn't mind being haunted if they could like get me stuff. So, it's Ron Road. I'm gonna vote so far away. Friend. Thank you, Fred. It's Ron Blackrobes. Hood covering his face. And that's the description that gave him his famous name,
Starting point is 01:12:00 the Black Monkey of Ponto frames. I mean, they also had a coat rack at the end of their bed and they'd just hang up, they'd win to coats there too the night before, but nah, fair enough. There was a weird coincidence, but he was getting more and more violent also at this time. Their daughter Diana was even dragged upstairs by an invisible pair of hands clutching at her throat, leaving
Starting point is 01:12:26 fingermark bruises around her neck. Torch the place, seriously. That's the most famous haunting, the most violent. Other ones with hands include floating gloves, like they're conducting an orchestra. LAUGHTER See, you know, I said 164 beats per minute, not 170. Psh. LAUGHTER Gloveless fingers.
Starting point is 01:12:58 Gloveless fingers is floating. Hey, is it demand for that product? Someone's got a fillet. Someone's got a fillet. But you people didn't back my possible campaign. Unbelievable. Visitors also would cop it, so they'd see the show,
Starting point is 01:13:16 but they'd also cop some of the violence. They'd see the show. They'd see the show, put on a show, played dancing hands. Spirit fingers. Spirit fingers. Spirit fingers. Chopsticks on the piano.
Starting point is 01:13:29 He's doing it all. Some of the guests would get scratched, some would get strangled, some would get slapped. You'd stop visiting, I reckon. It was not in 60s. They're like, no, I'd be come over to my house this time, I reckon. It was a different time, you know. No. They still had fire.
Starting point is 01:13:46 There was only three channels. So, burn the place. So, who is this monk? One researcher reckons he's figured it out. He deep-dived into it. And he found that in the area, there was a monk who wore similar robes in the time of Henry VIII. And he was charged with murder and hanged.
Starting point is 01:14:09 And he was hanged in gallows that were right across the road. Right. From the house. Because ghosts can't go far, can they? Seems like it. It's simply one of the rules. You'd have to ask a demonologist, but I think that's true. No.
Starting point is 01:14:26 So anyway, they stayed there for seven years. No. Seven years while all day long. Why are you doing? Absolutely not. But after these seven years, it seemed to be quite down, and that's when they decided to sell. Sell?
Starting point is 01:14:38 Well, they couldn't sell. No one would buy, but they did move out. When it started to quiet down. Yeah, isn't that? Makes it feel like it's a quiet down. Yeah, isn't it? Makes it feel like it's a bit of a coincidence, isn't it, really? But the house has been frequently visited by a paranormal investigator's ever since,
Starting point is 01:14:53 and they continue to be reports of weird goings on. One of the best photos that have been taken in the house was widely publicized in 2016. It's just a nice family portrait. Was it, man? Now, it was a photo of the monk. Oh. I'll see you in a different photo.
Starting point is 01:15:11 That's a professional portrait. So they eat it, it's verbs, you know, the ones where it's like glamour shots. It was one of the, the guy took the photo. They are good. If you're ever down at like a high point or something like that, I'm always almost sorry. Check them out, yeah. So we should do one together. Let's talk about this later but I think this is a winner. So the photo is, the guy took the photo and he didn't notice it at the time.
Starting point is 01:15:43 But when he got home, this photo was a lot darker than the others and he brought it up and in the corner of the photo is a mirror. And in that mirror, there's a thing that could kind of look. That really, it does, it generally looks like a face. But I mean, I imagine millions of photos being taken in this house and this is the first one.
Starting point is 01:16:00 It's like, all that tiny thing in there. Maybe Fred's camera shot. the first one's like, all that tiny thing in there. Maybe Fred's camera shot. In 2012, a film called When the Light Went Out was Made about the events at 30 E. Strave. It was directed by Jean Prichard's nephew, Family Body Loves it. Strangely, as that film was getting promoted,
Starting point is 01:16:18 the black monks started to stir again. Oh, what are the chances? He's attending the premiere. You're not, you're not, no. A producer of the film even bought the long empty property and organises screening in the House for casting crew. But according to English tabloid newspaper The Daily Star, the night could have been attended by another special guest. One who goes by the name... Sydney Portia.
Starting point is 01:16:51 Fred, Fred, I was thinking Fred. Oh, okay. And Sydney Portia. And this is the Academy Award winner? Yeah, he loves film. The girl, the actor who played the young girl in the movie said it was pretty uncomfortable, which I can imagine. Is that because the film was terrible?
Starting point is 01:17:11 Yeah. You did not watch it, man. We did not come up well. And then she burnt it. Yeah, finally. This is a quote from the daily star that suggests that maybe the ghost was in attendance. Several people reported their mobile phones suddenly running out of battery. That is fucking spooky man.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Several. Several. Not everyone. But several people's batteries ran out at night. Yes. After using their phones all day. Whaaaaa? How do you know all of this? Were you there?
Starting point is 01:17:46 No. Anyway, believe it or not, I forgot about that, but that is the spooky note I'm ending with. Yeah! Well done. So I think that just does that bring us to the show, Dave? That does bring us to there is one thing I got a little surprise for you that I thought last time we did a live show in Melbourne or last time about a
Starting point is 01:18:13 Ugo we did a live show you humped and head for it Watermount saying this is the Halloween special. I got a little surprise you I Cannot wait to see what this is. Dave, would you do the honours? I don't think finished with the show. To be honest, I am now committed to that watermelon. And my doctor did tell me if I ever had bettered another fruit, I would damage my brain.
Starting point is 01:18:49 I don't know if you've got a... What'd you say? It's a God, mate. It's a wicked. Yep, now pay that. When you're ready, Dave. Look, I appreciate the effort you've got to. Can you film this?
Starting point is 01:19:08 Yep. All right, what if I make you a deal, Matt? I'll hump it if you headbutt it. I got a special song for us. Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong?
Starting point is 01:19:32 Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong?
Starting point is 01:19:40 Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Look, I swear this has context. I don't remember what it is. How did it get? I don't know. Welcome to the newcomers. Let's see where this goes. I can't believe I did that again. Look, I will attest to it last year.
Starting point is 01:20:42 I've watched the film back on me humming the watermelon. It looks like I don't even go for it. I really had but it made no mark. I reckon you really had but it was zero, zero evidence. Are you okay? No regrets. I probably didn't go how we played, but we did it, we did it! Woo! Woo! You encouraged them. Woo! Well, that does bring us to the end of our spooky Halloween special ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for coming out. Yeah, seeing us off, we're heading off to the UK first overseas tour and like, what is it, two weeks?
Starting point is 01:21:22 Two weeks from now and when the episode comes out only a few days So thank you so much for coming up. We have a big round of applause for everyone at Hal over hosting us Rob on sound thank you so much We will be over in that corner. We've got some t-shirts left So if you want to grab a t-shirt you can grab those you can have a chat to us and say hi it's left so if you want to grab a teacher you can grab those you can have a chat to us and say hi And there is also like if you want there's another jug there that may be for snacks and magnets and there's a pressure But like there's an expectation We will be selling a signed pumpkin to the highest bidder. Oh, yeah, if anyone wants a pumpkin, I've got I've got one again
Starting point is 01:22:06 Is it that one? How did you go? That is the end of an episode of Do Do Go One. Thank you so much ladies and gentlemen. We'll see you next time. Good night. Bye. And we're back. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I bet some of you missed what we do in the studio. The magic. Oh, very good. Have you been working on this?
Starting point is 01:22:54 I've been practicing, yes. Now, let me just say after that live show, I feel our bomb has been officially voyaged. Yes. Oh, yes, my voyage feels very bond. Tray bond down in my voyage. Your voyage? Oh, my voyages are feeling very bond. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:16 It was, that was so much fun to do that live show. And then we hung around for quite a while after talking to so many people. I have felt guilty ever since there was a couple from Horsham, I think. Who we said we're going to come out and get a photo with. And then I didn't see him again. I don't know if they got lost or whatever. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 01:23:38 Message me or something. And I will drive to Horsham. I'm going to kidnap the Dave and Jess and we to Horsham. I'm gonna kidnap that Dave and Jess and we'll get that photo. I don't think it's kidnapping if you tell us. No, that's probably not true. I think if you say, I'm kidnapping you and you take someone that still can't just kidnapping.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Yeah, now we'll play past me. So yeah, I'm really sorry about that, but it was so cool to meet you very briefly and everyone else we met had some such a good fun time. That's so many cool people. Because everyone was very, very nice. Our friends who took the pumpkin, Tommy and the gang, who took the pumpkin at the end of the show. And when I went into that pumpkin, they said that we're going to take it on an epic adventure. Yeah. And I believe they did.
Starting point is 01:24:22 I believe they did. I believe that pumpkin had a good life. Yeah, I think so too Rest in pieces. Yes. Thank you to everyone who has come along. It's got a very excited I do the pieces Rice pumpkin. I think so everyone that came along. We're excited now for our UK shows It's give us a bit of a bit of a taste. We're leaving in a couple of days. I have not packed. No, neither. But do you pack before the time you're leaving for the airport?
Starting point is 01:24:50 You weirdo. Yeah, some people start like a week before. It's like, what if you're going to need something in there, surely. I've packed all of my underwear in here. It's like, okay. I haven't brushed my teeth in a week. My toothbrush is right down the bottom. You're an idiot.
Starting point is 01:25:06 The first thing I put in there. Teethbrush and all of my clean underwear and my jammies. Oh, I've got five new brands, bank and pairs of underpants. Overshare. Looking forward. Leroy pants man, aren't you, Dave? Oh, yeah. And some new pairs of socks. Nothing nicer than the new pair of socks. Yeah. The feeling. That is not pairs of socks. Nothing nicer than the new pair of socks.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Yeah. The feeling. That is not looking at them, just feeling them. Oh, yeah. Hashtag relatable. He's doing that weed squinty thing he does when he says something dumb. Just one year. Sometimes you just know you've nailed it.
Starting point is 01:25:43 Anyway, we are very, very excited. It's going to be a lot of fun. Now, we are back in the studio at the end of this episode to do some great time Patreon business. Yes. It is time for everyone's favorite segment. Fad quote, a fat quote, a fat quote, a question. Fad quote, a fat quote, a bad quote, a question, the fact quote a question.
Starting point is 01:26:08 Hey, the fact quote a question. Widget the world watcher. Someone tweeted saying it does sound like the widget of the world watches a jingle and just things it and things. What's widget the world the World Facha? I have no idea. Oh right, thank goodness.
Starting point is 01:26:27 I felt like I had a new year. No, you're under. It was from when I was in primary school. Oh, when you were a boy? Yeah, it was a cartoon about, it was a super-message cartoon. It was a purple alien who was here to protect the world, could shape shift in a different things
Starting point is 01:26:41 and it was all about protecting the environment, I think. Lime. Wigid, the world watcher. It was big was all about protecting the environment I think. Lame. Widget, the world watcher. It was big time for about a year and a half. Anyway, this week's Fact Quotal question comes from a Mr. Justin McCain. A police assail again. Oh, and all the kids in the street. They like to do the same.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Fuck. And he has, he sent through one, when the segment started, it fell through my holes in my system. And now we've got two, quote, fact-quot of questions from, I missed it just a McCain. Oh, a double, very good. And which means you got to give himself two different titles.
Starting point is 01:27:24 Firstly, the old original title is Justin Responsible party boy McCain. Oh, I love that because he's still party boy, but responsibly. He's got a sash Yeah, I'm trying to party hydro light for everyone in the morning. Oh, what a legend. I fucking love that orange flavor Of course. Yes, guys, I just want to tell everyone the punch has still not been spiked continue partying And his is first fact corridor question is a question and the question is so I'm reading the subwoof phone And it's gonna take me a little bit of skill here if you had to have a contest against one person from any episode
Starting point is 01:28:03 You'll have done so far. Who would it be? What would it be a contest in and why? Hell and Kela fist fight. Oh my God. Oh my God. I see. I see.
Starting point is 01:28:19 That's not my answer for sure. I mean, again, It's mine. What? No, I don't want to double up. I'm saying. I, oh, any competition. I mean, you kind of want to take someone on in a contest that it, you know, for me,
Starting point is 01:28:40 you want to give him a fighting chance. So I would take on, give me a person from a past thing. Ernest Shackleton. Ernest Shackleton. All right. I'd take him on goal-kicking comp, Aussie Rills' Footy, match size, Sharon. We play it like sort of like that basketball game, Donkey. And we play it around the 30 meter arc of the 45. I can't kick 50 meters. Let's do it from 30. And yeah, fuck, he probably beat me.
Starting point is 01:29:11 I could kick 50 if I believed in myself. And I do. And you do big time. Some say too much. Who says that? Who? Greg from account. I'm gonna fucking kill Greg. I know. I think I would challenge. Here we go. Annie Oakley. Oh, two. Oh, two. A ho-down.
Starting point is 01:29:34 Oh, two. Ha-ha-ha. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do I think you'd be in with the fighting chance. I think I would, I would like to challenge you to a gunfight, knowing I would lose, because I just want to watch her. I'd like to learn from her. Yes, but you know, the next thing she'd be asking you to put an apple on your head or a cigarette in your mouth. And I'd trust her.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Yeah, she's amazing. I would, but I'd still be like, it wouldn't be fun. That would be the weirdest feeling. Like, your teeth are about to be shot out of your face. It would be a wild feeling. And I'd love it. I feel a lot of.
Starting point is 01:30:11 That was part one. And that was from months ago. So, so about that, Mr. Justin McCain. The second is from a man named Mr. Justin McCain. And his title now is Male Man of the podcast. He's so practical and useful. Always positive. And this time he's given us a fact. It's a very short and sharp fact. It's a fact I learned relatively recently and it's one of my favorite facts that I've learned in recent times. And that is, as he is worded at here, Wombats poop is cubic.
Starting point is 01:30:46 As in. They're little. Poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo Yes, wow, I didn't know that. You squirre. You didn't know that. I didn't know that. I thought that would have been so come up. So I wonder where I learned it from. You love one, but. I do love one, it's my favorite. I know that.
Starting point is 01:31:16 And I love poo and I've never come across this. You do. I feel like this is our Venn diagram. We love one that. We love one that. And I pay attention to you guys because I love you. You guys do guy. We love one guy. We love one guy. We love one guy. And I pay attention to you guys, because I love you.
Starting point is 01:31:27 You guys, don't. Just put Perker. Don't follow that. Hey, you're the middle of our Venn, your Wombat poop. Wow, thanks. As in a cube. I'm a square. Well, we're a 3D square.
Starting point is 01:31:39 You're a monster. You got more depth than a square. That was a great fact. And then a great question before that. Thank you Mr. Justin again. One of our longest supporters. What a legend. Thanks so much Justin.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Now at the end of the episodes, we also like to thank some people from Patreon. Of course, if you've got a Patreon.com slash do go on pod, you can join in on the fun. And of course contribute a little bit back to the show. If you listen every week, it is much appreciated. And you can get up to two bonus episodes that no one else here is. So get involved if you are so inclined, we really do appreciate that. And to kick us off, Jess, what are we gonna do
Starting point is 01:32:16 to thank these people on a Halloween special? Well, I reckon, and this is entirely my idea, and I'm taking all of the credits. I love it. I think because it's a Halloween spooky kind of episode, we should give people spooky names. Yes. That was my idea.
Starting point is 01:32:33 That's a great idea. And I'm claiming it. It's weird how defensive you're being about it. Yeah, it's a good idea. And I get all the credit. Yep, it's all yours. So Matt thinks it's a good idea, Dave. What do you think?
Starting point is 01:32:43 I think it's a fine idea. Yes, I do you think? I think it's a fine idea. Yes, I'm taking that. Fine, it's a fine idea. He's saying that like a posh person would. That is a fine idea. Which is the same as great. Yes, I see. I see.
Starting point is 01:32:54 I say a fine idea. See? So someone's just suggested we go out hunting. Oh, fine idea. Oh, I do say yes. Yes, old sport. Line up the pipe. So yeah, let's give him some spooky names.
Starting point is 01:33:07 Okay, well, can I kick it off? Yes. He's got a spooky place in Queensland called KU PARU. Woo! And his name is Cameron Fulwood. And his spooky name would be Sc scammer.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Full wood. He's always erect and that's scary. So yeah, and that's the scam. Scams are scary. Scams are very scary. What about full wood? Especially when scams are on. And scammer on. Full wood. Scams are on and scammer on would Who's that we would say full woods Don't you don't go into full woods at night full me woods Yeah, we're good at this
Starting point is 01:33:55 scam, let's your idea just Yes, sucked in my great idea. Oh, thank you so much. You all just shit at it. Thank you so much scam, run. Scammeron. Full woo. And I'd also love to thank from Grand Prairie, an old Texaco, Texas T, Texas. Mr. I think well his title was the most average American when he did a fact-wrote a question. Go. Ghost. Ghost Smith.
Starting point is 01:34:50 Ghost. Emphamirta. Smith. Smitherines. Yes, that's good. Joe M. Smitherines. Or do you want to speak ghost? Ghosts. Ghosts.
Starting point is 01:35:06 Ghosts. Ghosts. Mithereens. Feel free to change your Twitter handle. Maybe at least. I love this because there will be people with every single one of these will have a much more obvious one. People like, I was yelling.
Starting point is 01:35:19 There's a few people who tweeted about Blockbuster Toe. They're like, surely the obvious one is not blockbuster tofer grace? What do you mean? Hang on, that, how, how, you can think of anything. I don't think we've ever mentioned. This is bringing blockbuster tofer grace period to an end for another fine year. What a time it has been.
Starting point is 01:35:44 Yeah, we can't, we're already making, but it's only 11 months later, the next block. It's my favorite block. Oh yeah, I'm saying it. I'm saying it now, so very lucky. Best block. Ever! David, would you like to thank some people?
Starting point is 01:35:56 Yes, I certainly would. I'd like to thank from Rochdale South, or Rochdale South, depending on how you would like to pronounce it, either correctly or usually.achdale South depending on how you would like to pronounce it either correctly or ghostdale South in Queensland screams land where woman are yeah Rachel Razi Rachel raspberry sometimes they have poison things in them. H-chul. H-chul. H-chul.
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Starting point is 01:36:43 H-chul. H-chul. H-chul. H-chul. H an angry person. Y'all nasty. Y'all nasty. Hatcho! I love that Southern accent. They're y'all, y'all nasty. Oh, that's great. It's so good.
Starting point is 01:36:54 Thanks, Hatcho. Are we going to get to go to Southern America, Dave? Yeah, hoping to. Texas is definitely in the... LoLis is in Texas. Speak state. You's a big state. You're a big state. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 01:37:07 I'd like to thank also from Ludlow in Tropshire. Tropshire. Great Britain where we will be in about three days time after this comes out. Oh my goodness. I would like to thank Kiran Berry. Kiran Berry. Yes. Like Berry. Yes. Like Berry.
Starting point is 01:37:27 Oh. You're so excited. It's just sound like you were saying it's a name back. Yeah, I was. Kill and Berry. Kill and Berry. Kill and Berry. Kill and Berry.
Starting point is 01:37:39 That was good. Both on the... Kill and Berry, I think. Kill and Berry. Kill and Berry. Rather than being murdered on Halloween so sorry about that Kiran berry kill and buried From Shropshire. Thank you so much for your support. What she is what I can I thank some people please
Starting point is 01:38:06 I got really hyped all of a sudden too. I think I'm just having too much fun. From London, where we're going to be in three days time. Oh, my goodness. Let's hang out. The three of us. Yeah, we'll be staying. Are you going to be? You're going to be loving it. We're going to be loving it. Matt, I will be next to you on the plane because I always have to sit in the middle as you know.
Starting point is 01:38:22 Wow. Guys, what are you doing for Blow? Blow Van Boff. That's not good. I guess I'll blow. Because I always have to sit in the middle as you know. Guys, what are you doing for Blow? Blow in both. That's not good. I guess a little blow. Which one's blow again? That's a cut, Grant. Yes.
Starting point is 01:38:33 From London, I would like to thank Joel Davison. Cool. Yep. Oh. Ravenson. Oh, Ravenson. Oh, Ravenson. Oh, Ravenson. Oh, Ravenson. Oh, Ravensson. Oh, Ravensson. Oh, Ravensson.
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Starting point is 01:39:06 Okay, thank you to Gull Ravenson. I'd also like to thank from Solzbury in Queensland, a couple of Queenslanders. Yeah, she got three Queenslanders. I'd like to thank you. Sorry, Screamslanders. Yeah. I'd like to thank Ethan Archer.
Starting point is 01:39:22 Deathin. Ethan? Ha, ha Deathin. Ethan? You're better watch out. You're gonna get Ethan. Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe. Ethan, Archer. What do you got?
Starting point is 01:39:33 Archer, they killed it with arrows. Yeah, they do. Fartish. Eatin, eating fartish. That is spooky. What? Eating, eating farts, which is a face in Italian. So you're going to eat your face.
Starting point is 01:39:53 Well, if you remember in the episode, Annabelle the Doll was riding on parchment paper. Oh, yes. Ethan parchment. Oh. Okay, mine was eating a face, but yeah, no, okay, let's go with paper. I like giving options. Hey, there's no wrong answers. Yeah, I'm going to wait.
Starting point is 01:40:14 Yours was eating fat. I thought I was eating parts. Yeah, so did I originally. What's it? I thought it means face in Italian. Oh, right. I did that in thinking. I thought you were trying to put on for kachcha
Starting point is 01:40:33 By leaving out half the letters wouldn't put a posture. That's true. I am an idiot. Wouldn't you just put safe a Kachcha if that's what she was doing? Eat a for kachcha But it's a poison to That's bad that you don't like so you don't enjoy it, that's bad. Stop it, you don't like. So you don't enjoy it. That's bad. And you eat it tentatively. It's 15% off today. That's good.
Starting point is 01:40:52 But that is willing crew in extra cost in the coming months. That's bad. But can I go now? Get a free frozen yogurt. I call it froggid. That's good. Can I go now? Get a free version, yeah. I call it froget. That's good. Can I go now? Oh, fun. Isn't it fun recanting funny stuff from decades at your?
Starting point is 01:41:12 Yes. But Ethan Archer, thank you so much. I'm sure we gave you something there to work with. Facing Italian. Yeah. Imagine like Facing Italian sounds like that could be a horror movie now. Fature. What was your first name for Ethan? Ethan.
Starting point is 01:41:27 What about beat and facha? Or beaten facha? Beat and face. Ooh. Like Michael Myers or something. You know one of those guys that wears a crazy mask. Looks like he's got a beaten face. You know that mask I learned in the last few weeks
Starting point is 01:41:47 is based on William Shatman. Star Trek, yeah. Not wild. I said William Chatman. I learned that from Nick Mace and Mason on his podcast, the Nick Mace and Mason Hell. Which is what I call it. It's actually called, like, the planet. But I think mine's better. Yeah, it's better they should change it.
Starting point is 01:42:07 The Nick Mase amaze in our with Mr. Sunday movies. Yeah, that's good. Cute jingle. Anyway, they will not return my emails. Weird. Yeah, I said emails, weird. Anyway. Oh, we have to go.
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Starting point is 01:42:41 Also go to do go on pod.com and click submit a topic. It's that easy. Oh, if you don't want to click slash submit dash, a dash topic, dash. I'd just click I reckon, but that's just me. Instead of dash though, because it's Halloween, I'm going to say slash. Yeah. Like this guitarist. Me's terrifying. That hat.
Starting point is 01:43:05 Ah! Oh, it's hat! It's coming right for us! Oh, he wants this to wear his hat. It's got boofy hair. Ah! We do have to go. Thank you so much for listening to this Halloween special
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Starting point is 01:45:25 It's Tunday! It's Tunday! She's the head of our network. Our boss is here. We call, we call, we call. Rando reports we're clear Tunday, everybody. Tunday! She hates us for doing that. I'm Tunday! She's telling us to keep that. I'm done today! She's telling us to keep going.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Done today! Yeah, she sat in the front row and hoped we wouldn't notice. I know what Tony's like. But I like that you would just go, you whoo and did not see her next to him. I was locked in there, were my right? Hey don't worry, we're gonna get through everyone. What's your last name? Crumby!
Starting point is 01:46:10 That's crumby. Crumby! I thought you were a really good guest. I am. I just got, I read his aura. He's wearing a garretation. He fucking legend or what? Read the question.
Starting point is 01:46:28 That is so cool. Crumby! What do you stut- Alright. Now, I'm still with you, but I've got a backup plan. You got it. You got to have a backup.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Quick question. Oh Hey I Have to go That that does hurt but I think we can work through it Don't ruin this nice moment. He's a does. Oh no, I don't want to know. What Joppy is doing. Don't ruin this nice moment. He's an accountant, isn't he?
Starting point is 01:47:08 You don't. I never would have guessed it looking at you. No, it's the cool pants. Stet, can you stand up near the light? No. He could not look more like an accountant. All right, so, in a but, and I love accounts.
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