Do Go On - 160 - The Disappearance Of Agatha Christie

Episode Date: November 14, 2018

This week's episode is brought to you by Audible. Go to audible.com/dogoon or text dogoon to 500 500 to get started today.Our first show recorded on our UK tour is all about Agatha Christie. She's the best selling novelist of all time and the definitely the queen of the murder mystery genre... But in 1926, she created a real life mystery when she suddenly dissapeared from her home, resulting in one of the largest manhunts in history. Where did she go and what did she do? Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPod Instagram: @DoGoOnPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/ Email us: [e-mail] Check out our other podcasts: Book Cheat: https://omny.fm/shows/bookcheatPrime Mates: https://omny.fm/shows/prime-mates REFERENCES AND FURTHER READING:https://www.historyextra.com/period/20th-century/the-mysterious-disappearance-of-agatha-christie/https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/oct/15/books.booksnewshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/08/mystery-agatha-christies-disappearance-solved-author-suggests/https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/The-Curious-Disappearance-of-Agatha-Christie/The Mystery Of Agatha Christie with David Suchet (ITV)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTTewFEW4EQhttps://www.biography.com/people/agatha-christie-9247405https://www.agathachristie.com/about-christiehttp://agathachristie.wikia.com/wiki/Curtain Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You could start your new career in months, not years. Take classes online or on campus Visit PlanetBroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hello and welcome to another episode of Do-Go-On. My name is Dave Wanuki and I'm sitting here at a beautiful table with a beautiful people, and that's Stuart and Jess Perkins. Hey Dave, hey beautiful people. Beautiful people. Beautiful people in the United Kingdom we are right now. It's not crazy. It's so weird.

And this table is glass, so I can see Dave's beautiful legs. Yeah, he's not wearing any pants. Tailored legs. That's too much. My tailored legs. Yeah. Dave refuses to wear pants as soon as we cross the threshold of the Airbnb that we're staying.

And Matt and I respect his lifestyle choices. And when we cross it by me carrying Dave across the thresholds. Obviously. He's pretty sure that he's a gentleman. I'm having Dave Javu. Have we done this before? Oh my god. Right, I'm having full on Dave Javu. Dave Javu. Whoa we done this before? Oh my god. Right, God day. Have a full on day, Javu.

Yes. Dave Javu. Whoa, this is tripping me out. Nothing. Dave Javu is great. All of this is feeling like, Dave Javu. I think you're hungry. Oh.

Well, basically, we're just dropping you here at the start of the episode to say that we're halfway through our UK tour at the moment. We've met lots and lots of people. People have been hanging around after the show's been an absolute treat. Yeah, it's been amazing. People are so lovely. It's been really, really great. And the episode you're about to hear was recorded live in leads. And what a fantastic crowd they were. It was a great fun time.

Oh yeah. That was a really cool venue as well. And just everything about it was fun. Yeah. Around now for going in real time, I'm doing about 10 push-ups backstage, which Dave unfortunately revealed to the audience because that was a private thing. Yeah. I was doing a parody of someone who's about to go out to a show. That was meant to be a little joke for Dave and Jess. Was that a parody?

Yeah, I was doing a little bit. That was a bit. I did not get. I did not get parody. That's a little bit. I was a bit. I was a good bit. I did not get parody. That's a good bit You don't get bits. That's fine, but that is a good bit Well, let's let the audience discover it for themselves We'll be back at the end of this episode to thank some patrons and people from our patreon

But until then please enjoy this episode recorded live in leads and thanks again for everyone that's been coming so far And we cannot wait to the meet the rest of you. Yeah, hopefully the rest of you come real soon. Alright, I'm with the show! Hello, Leeds! How you doing? Thank you so much for coming out. Welcome to another episode of Do Go On. This one recorded live at the wardrobe. My name is Dave Horton here. It's not just me and you here. Please give it up for just burgers and that's you it Hello, this is awesome. This is very fun and I don't know if anyone saw that but I spilt my beer all over myself on the way out Very rock and roll. Yeah, very rock and roll. I was tempted to tip it all over myself, but There'll be the finale of the show look Look more to that. Look more to that.

Oh, here we are in leads. Are we sitting down? That's doing it, yes. I'm not going, I'm not weak. I'm weak, I'm going, I'm going. Everyone in the room sitting Dave, you just called 200 mad English people weak. Sorry.

Look at them, they're furious. Really quietly furious Fomen of the mail That's okay get that checked out okay Up the back how you doing All right Yeah one hand one hand from the doctors. Oh So so great to be here. Give me random round of applause if you are from Leeds itself or very close by. Okay. I mean, there was like maybe half a second of,

am I from Leeds? All close by. That didn't feel like a huge majority. Give me you round of applause if you're not from Leeds or close bar. I mean that's very cool that you've traveled, but we've come 24 hours. We came for 24 hours. And we are exhausted. So where are we from then? Brighton. Lots of people from Cheffield? I did see it. London. Do you know we're doing two shows there?

Whoops. Brutal to find out this way. Sucked in to get. I've started drinking early today. Now, one thing I always do at the start of the shows, and Matt loves it when I do this. Well, yeah. I say that because he had to remind me to do it when we were in Edinburgh a couple of nights ago, which was a very, very fun time.

Give me a round of applause if you've ever heard our podcast do go on before You know That is a relief. Okay, uh, yeah No, imagine if you just wanted this dark room all the way from London The amazing I give you a round of applause and don't be sure if you've never heard do go on ever before Looks like it's you But also the flare with which she goes. It was like this. Yes, that's great.

That's awesome. Thank you for obviously being a tag along, or just walking into a dark room. It's a weird gap between us and you. That felt good. It's a weird gap between us and you That felt good. She was finding it the mouth early. I wouldn't touch her hand. I don't want your hands. Yeah Sure, is this is this what you wanted to say is it we doing it yet? Yeah Is it, we're doing it yet? Yeah? Yeah, it was over there, was it? Yeah! I think I'm happy, I think I'm happy.

I'm not sure what it is. Matt did 10 push ups backstage before we came out. I don't know if there was 10. That was quite impressive. That was a private conversation, Dave. When you told me you did 10 push ups, that conversation was private. Well, for the people that haven't heard the show before, basically we do a report on a topic suggested by a listener,

and this week it is my turn to do a topic. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE So, hard not to find that, that joy hurtful. Um, give me a round of applause if you don't want it to be Jess on that doing the topic. No, hurtful. Um. No. Give me a round of applause if you don't want it to be Jess on that during the topic. No, don't. You know what, us either, too. No, you guys have more fun when you're

running in the other. Yeah, I don't. I feel like I've got nothing much to do here. Something about heading back to the green room. Doing a few more push ups. Just fucking. His form was excellent. I should say.

Slow, in control. It was... No! I mean, we do have this space on the stage. Maybe later his arms are a little bit tired, you know? Yeah, obviously very good for a podcast, still in a bit of quiet exercise. How about we all pretend, oh look he's going wow! Oh, 79?

106. All right, I can't count. I did have several people message me directly asking who was doing the report today. Like I don't feel they wanted it to be you. There was a certain subtext. Yeah. Because I won't buy tickets if it's two out of three. They wanted it to be you. There was a certain subtext. Yeah. Because I won't buy tickets if it's two out of three.

Okay, sorry, my report. We always start with a question to get us on to topic. I'm going to throw it over to Jess and Matt, and if they can't get it, then I'll throw it over to you lovely people. If we can't get it, we can't. We can't. All right, question. Which author? Alright, question. Which author?

Oh, okay. Okay. I like it. Okay. I'm a man that respects a comma. I mean, I can see your page now. So. Which author disappeared in December 19, 20, 20?

Oh, a sealed lady. You know, the one, Poirot, man. She was not an old lady at the time, I can tell you that. Which is now. I assume, if they found her, what's her name? Agatha? It is Agatha Christie. We did it. Another one for me.

Well done, Jess, did you have any idea that she just rented it on your page when you showed me a thing? So I stayed respectfully quiet. Thank you. Did she write these old people books when she was young? Well, I'm going to say she had a prolific life. I cannot wait to hear about it. Any, I get the Christy fans in the crowd today? You do? Yeah, I cannot wait to hear about any I get the Christie fans in the crowd today

Yeah, yeah You had no choice Mum made you right. Yeah, my made you watch it anyone I'm a big big fan of the Poirot series with David Souché. I imagine that he is your superstar here. And he suosh heads in. Yeah, come on! It's suoshin' tonight. That would make my life. David, David Sushay?

Okay, he's not here, all right. To put it in a context for people who don't know Agatha Christie, she's sort of like England's Shakespeare. I think that's right, yeah, I think that's right. It explained that so well. So she's one of the greatest mystery writers of all time, and she created one of the most intriguing real life mysteries. When in 1926 she disappeared. This is her story. Bum-baw. Oh, I've got to take, I mean, this kind of ruins the thing I'm building there, but it was this topping has been suggested by a few people. Edward McCann from Dublin.

No one? You're going to do it with everyone. Okay, yeah. Emma from Auckland. Did Emma make it over? Probably just as long a journey. Seabourde, our most prolific Icelandic listener. Seabourde, journey. Seabour, our most prolific Icelandic listener. Seabour in, it's Seabour here! I love this one. Chris Williams, who just wrote, I'm from the UK.

Chris? I really want someone to be in. There's someone in look. What? Me from Glasgow, who also suggested the Iron Brew topic I did in Scotland two months ago. Me. There you go. And Anastasia from Jersey City, New Jersey!

Are you in? Okay, very enough, there you go. So this is the life of Agatha Christie leading up to that mysterious, what's going to say, a mysterious experience. Agatha, Mary Clarissa Miller. Agatha? Well, I'm locked into saying that for the rest of the hour. Agatha, Mary Clarissa Miller was born on the 15th of September, 1890.

Thank you. How goes that accent? A good job. It's so much better than when we have Aussie's side. Yeah. Like we could talk like out anyway, yeah. I was being genuine, Jess. No. Me too.

You're a mean spirited person. She was born in Turkey in Devon in a comfortably well-off middle class family. Her father, Frederick Miller, was a wealthy New York-born stockbroker. Her mother was the British-born Clara Miller. She was the youngest of three siblings. She was mostly homeschooled by her parents, although her mother had a weird thing where she decided that Agatha shouldn't be allowed to read until she was eight years old. Okay. I wonder why eight. I don't know what happens at eight. You can suddenly...

Have I told this story on the podcast? You could read till you were eight. I still can't read. A friend that I went to, I've found out I knew in school. He got married and had a few kids and he's fit, oh, he won't, oh, he won't listen. Is he into mother? His first child was called Eleanor.

And I was asking if they call her like Ellie or anything. He goes, no, no, no. We won't call her Ellie until she's five. We want her to know her real name. They've had two more children since, like, they shouldn't breed, but um, because I somehow, I must have been a child genius, because I figured out that my name was Jessica. I just figured it out somehow, but Illinois. Your name's Jessica. Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah. Well, Agatha was also a very clever child. She ignored her mother and taught herself to read by the age of five. Do you think it's because all the books in their house were porn, not till you're right? No. Something that's a good rule. I think that's a good rule.

No porn to you, right? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. At least. At least. Yeah. Kids this. I think that's a good rule. No point to you, right? Yeah, I agree. At least. At least. Yeah. Kids this. I'm so sorry. Getting into porn too early.

Personal experience? I'd rather not say that. Oh, OK. Despite this weird rule, weird rule. Agatha described her childhood as very happy, and she thought herself lucky to have a wise and patient nanny named Marie. She also had a pet dog called George Washington. Yes, I met a dog the other day called Bill Murray. I just like dogs with full names.

Awesome. Yeah. Was George Washington any relation to the president of America? Great grandchild. That is fascinating. I'm never having a real proper education, and you mainly two, Bortom. Agatha found herself making up stories and acting out the different parts. There's nothing like Bortom to make you right,

she would later say. Her father not well since the advent of financial difficulties died after a series of heart attacks when Agatha was 11. Okay. Oh. It's just heartless. One of you was correct.

She describes this as the end of her childhood as the family went through financial strain. David Sushay, your rock star. The actor who played Quiro in the TV series speculates that that may be the reason that in over half of her novels money is the motive for murder. Her mother, Clara, was just... Am spoilers. Oh, sorry, sorry, there's a lot of murder. In her murder mysteries.

What do you believe it? Her mother was distraught over her husband's death and Agatha became her mother's closest companion. So fuck you to the other two children. Agatha studied for a time in Agatha, studied for a time in Paris and was a gifted pianist as a teenager. What? No pianist till you're eight. Sorry about that. Well, I love this. Agatha Christie's website, her official website, now claims she would have

been a professional, but her extreme shyness in front of strangers prevented this from happening. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Oh, I could, I just, I don't like attention. I could have, yeah. I could have won like seven Academy Awards if I could act. Just that one little hurdle.

Can I believe it? Is that a quote from David Sushay? Yeah. Can you believe he's never won an Academy Award? Yeah. Can you believe it? Robbed. No. Yes. Sorry. It's too genuine an Academy Award. And you believe it. Robbed. No.

Yes. Sorry. It's too genuine. Too genuine. Too real. Her mother-clar was health demanded that they move to a warmer climate. And for three months, they lived in Cairo as you too.

During her time there, now age 20, she went to lots of parties and wore lots of evening dresses. Again, quite from Acatacrystice website. Apparently, she was a bit of a hit and she met lots of other British expats and knocked back five marriage proposals. Yep. Been there. How many, what's the marriage proposal count up to now?

Eight. Wow. Yeah, no marriage to your right. I mean, the rule, it's a very versatile rule. Next one, I'm going to do it. So she's knocking back marriage proposals left right and centre. That wasn't till a young hot shot pilot named Archie Christie came into her life in 1912. They met at a dance.

The Kirtchip, Kortchip was a whirlwind affair, both were desperate to marry but had no money of their own. It's good when you're both desperate, isn't it? Yeah. That's when romance really flies. I need this. I need this to work. I mean, I didn't even have to act that. So, that was a direct quote for my own life. So, as this, he was a very attractive man. See, a lot of myself in this man. Who her mother didn't warn her to marry as she didn't think he treated her properly and was worried

that he was attractive to women and a bit of a player. Sadly, her mother was very right. As we were later discovered. You should always marry an ego. Mark it down, it's a rule! You did look right into my eyes, I was just sad there. You'll be fine, Matt. No, I good on you. According to Christie's autobiography, it was quote the excitement of the stranger that

attracted them both. The strangers when you sit on your hand. LAUGHTER I feel like you guys know with that. I don't have to elaborate any further. Come on. I know that all too well. I know. I know that too, mate.

I'm petty myself as the learning today. I know, but when I start to pity you, you've gone too far. Yeah. I need this. I know, but when I start to pity you, you've gone too far. I need this. I need this! Talking about my own hand. Nice to meet you. And then what do you do? A few push-ups.

Getting his own. Being a pilot in 1914, Archie went to fight in World War One. He was in the Air Force and convinced he was going to die. They got married in secret whilst he was on leave. They met infrequently during the war years and it wasn't until January 1918 when Archie was posted to the war office in London that Akitha felt her married life truly began. Right.

Okay. What a blinding idea of like long distance marriage, you know? Like getting married and not seeing them for four years. Perfect. I mean, you work out if you want to be with them, buddy, don't you? Makes the heart grow stronger, founder, whatever. Whilst he was away, she volunteered as a nurse at a hospital in Torquay. Often quite gruesome, it really shocked the upper class young lady.

It was during the First World War that Agatha turned to writing her detective stories. She was at least partly inspired by her Agatha turned to writing her detective stories. She was at least partly inspired by her sister, Match, who bet her that, no, it's funny. It's funny. Match and Agatha. Beautiful names you have over here. Ah, Match. Match and Agatha.

Match. Match, bet Agatha! Imagine. Imagine Bet Agatha that she couldn't write a good detective story. What a... Supportive! I hope Mads should felt like a fucking idiot. For the rest of her life, you'd be like... Yeah. That copped that, Mads.

Mads. Suck the image. Why didn't Mads dare to become a piano player, huh? Because she wasn't good enough, that's why. We didn't know the truth. This is all happening whilst Christy was working at the hospital, where she came into contact with Belgian refugees and this inspired her to create the world's most famous

detective, a Mr. Hercule Poirot ever heard of him. Fair enough. How about David Sushay? Oh! Oh, Sushay! He's a rock star here. He's such a rock star. I reckon they'd be a favorite here with Sushay Tatooza.

I reckon. And he... Hold on the back. Hold his big face. We have been talking about getting Tattoo on this tour and Matt suggested that we do get matching for our O-Theme tattoos. Yeah.

And, honestly. I remember saying this real well. Yeah. What else is, gone? What else? I'm not adversely idea. One of us gets the Sushay mustache, another one gets inspected jab. Hey, things.

I mean, Jesse's was really keen on the idea. I've never seen it. Oh, yeah, and I'm the other guy. What's the other guy? I'll be that guy. This is a great... Great. Is it great?

Okay, yeah. Gregory Hastings. Arthur Hastings, that's... So close. Shit, I've already... It's too late, but I've already got it. Greg. Gregory. And Bolt, so...

This is the word, Gregory. Gregory. Check out my borrowed tattoo, it says Gregory. Well, I'm still open to the idea. So all this is happening as she's been being held in refugees and she crets her kielpuro during the war. He debuted on her pages in 1916 in a novel

that she called the mysterious affair at styles. It was as novels often are rejected several times, but eventually it was published in 1920. So it took four years. Yeah, it took a bit of time. Wow. The book set up many of the tropes she would be famous for. It was set at, again, spoilers if you don't like hearing the tropes. It was set at a wealthy country house with many possible suspects. A murder by Poisony. Stop looking at his lips.

Stop looking at his lips. 50% of the murders in her books are by Poison. She developed her fascination with Poisons during her time at a dispensary drink. As a snake. She lived her mid-20s as a snake and... She lived her mid-20s as a snake and uh... She got a knowledge of Poisons by training as a pharmacy assistant and that gave her a bit of the inside scoop for the rest of her running days. So that's the war. Archie came back. This is the hot shot. The Dave Wanakie of the story, if you will. He came home at the... I will not.

Matt, will you? I need this. Uh-huh. He came back at the end of the war and took up a job in London where they had just enough money to rent a flat. Later that year, on the 5th of August, Agatha gave birth to their only daughter, Rosalund. Rosalund. Better than match.

It's a little bit better than match. I was also at this time that the mysterious affair at Stiles with Pwara was taken on by a Rosalind. Rosalind, better than match. It's a little bit better than match. I was also this time that the mysterious affair at Stiles with Pira was taken on by a publisher who also contracted her to write five more books. So what's all happening now? In 1922, leaving Rosalind with her nurse and her mother, she and Archie traveled across the British Empire promoting the Empire exhibition of 1924. In Cape Town, South Africa, she became one of the first Europeans to learn to surf standing up.

I guess before that it was you guys call it boogie boarding here? I heard a definite no. But it also an enthusiastic yeah, so I think she's being polite. On one of their many surf beaches over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the lead surf like? Strong. Strong. She may have been the first female Briton

to achieve the feat of standing up while surfing. All I'm hearing about here is, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. And you're imagining the old woman that we all know I can't see her? Yeah. All I'm hearing about who this is, nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 25 Christiana family left London for Sunningdale where they lived in a house named Stiles after a first novel. She also got a first car and everything was going great. She changed publishing deals and continued to write and in the novel the merger, also murder. Of Roger Acroid, she was the first writer to have the murderer be the narrator of the

book. I feel like things are going a little too well for her. Hell yeah. She was at the top of her game and always headed the curb and it came to the crime genre. Everything was going a little too well. I just called that. So I wasn't paying attention. Money was now coming in with a young daughter and husband and all seem to be going swimmingly for Agatha right here.

Okay. Or surfingly. Didn't write that, don't worry. Don't worry. Thank God. In a autobiography she writes, quote, the next year in my life is one that I hate recalling. So often in life when one thing goes wrong, everything goes wrong. Is that a threat? Do not let one thing go wrong because it's all going wrong. I'll just do that anytime you need to sip. Oh please I mean but

really make let me get to the keychain. It makes drinking beer way more exciting. It's a more extreme. It's not hard to see why Christy dislikes the next year in our life. First of all, our husband Archie, who did turn out to be a massive player, started carrying on with Golpha and friend of the family Nancy Neal. I love this line from AgathaCristy.com. Archie was a keen golfer. Agatha, not. That really makes it seem like it's her fault. Well, if you'd been into golf. This is the same you that Agatha's mother Clara died, and she was devastated by the loss.

There's two hits already. Agatha was in charge of clearing out a childhood house where she grew up, and she was doing this one day when Archie turned up And announced that he was having an affair with Nancy Neal and that he wanted a divorce For Agatha this was all too much What a dog What an absolute dog George Washington Sorry, I zoned out for a bit. Are we talking about George Washington in the game?

What a dog for a bit. Are we talking about George Washington? What's he doing? Oh, he's doing little flips. That's cool. He's surfing. We just had a sip. On Friday, December 3rd, 1926, Agatha Christie got up from her armchair and went into a sleeping daughter's room and kissed the now-septone-year-old Rosalind goodbye. Oh, one more year to pawn. Hang in there Rosalind! We all remember our first porn. Tell us about yours. Oh, waka waka waka waka waka. Look, I had a crack there, but... I mean, waka waka waka. Was yours?

That was me trying to do porn surf music. Yeah. Huh? That did translate? That was great. Thank you. Waka, waka, waka. What are you doing with your hand? Playing them slapin' some m'dick.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Cool. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That is regretful. You've got the... You've got one of the lowest voices of anyone I know, and even when you play your dick, it sounds like a bass guitar. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. I thought he was traveling with his bass guitar.

Tends out those noises we can hear from his room at very different. Oh, I wish he had a room out there tonight. Sorry. Oh, I was like, oh, he's just listening to the red-up chili peppers again. Oh, no! No! No! When you feel the funk, Dave. No!

When you feel the funk, Dave. Alright, so she kissed Rosalind Goodbye, that she climbed into her Morris Cowley car and drove off into the night. She was reported missing by her family the next morning. A bit eager, she could just popped out for milk. Got a weight a certain amount of time don't you? How long would you wait? Wait, who's going missing?

Because it's a different answer for each person. I can look for a... A week? Yeah. I haven't seen anybody seen eggs. I'd call color eggs. You call them, call up, match. Anyway, I didn't take police along to locate her car several miles away, abandoned in a remote

location called Newlands Corner. There was no evidence of the car having been involved in an accident. Her coat and driver's license were on the back seat, but Christie was nowhere to be seen. Police were immediately worried and a disappearance with Spark, one of the largest man hunts ever mounted. I think the Christie was already a famous rider at this time, and more than 1,000 policemen were assigned to the case, along with hundreds of civilians. A thousand policemen. Yeah. That's all of them.

I mean, it would have been a great time to commit a crime. All the cops. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, all the cops. 300 men with dogs also search for her. That's right. Yeah, okay, great.

And it was the first search. So the 300 and one. We'd have to shoot one of the dogs. Oh. I'm sorry. 300. Great. Proceed. Don't worry, it was 300 exactly. That's because they shot a couple of the dogs.

Sorry. I was also the first search to use airplanes. Oh, how? Two airplanes. I didn't say how many. So how did they use them? Looking out the window. Oh, yeah.

She's not down there. Oh, that could be her! Oh, that's an Ann. Oh, I'm not even off the ground yet. I haven't been in a plane before. Look at that! That guy's about to lose his shit, where that plane takes off.

Oh, where'd that ant go? Now we got two missing people. Some people claim that 15,000 people came out to look for it. No matter how many it was, it was a massive search. Police were worried that she may have fallen down one of the many gravel pits in the area and that she may have been lying at the bottom of one of them, hurt and helpless. Police also expressed concern

that she'd been the victim of serious crime. Tax fraud. It's serious, yes. No, no. It was front page news across the UK and when she didn't turn up for over a week. Ah, thank you. It was front page news all over the and when she didn't turn up for over a week. Ah, thank you. It was front page news all over the world, including the New York Times.

It's two hours for you. Oh, thanks you. Thanks you. Do I understand what, what's the context of that? I see you. If you were missing. Oh, great. Oh, that's great. Thanks, mate. Yeah, you're going to be there.

Six months. If you were missing. Oh, great. Oh, that's great. Thanks, mate. Six months. I'm going to do a search out. David Sushay, about one minute. Look, I've actually also got an app open here

that tracks his movements. He said, Harrod's right now doing quite well for himself. Anyway, it's front news all over the world. Dave, if you're tracking him on your device, how is he going missing? Well, that's how he avoids. If he disappears off this for one minute, I will have to leave. I'm sorry. Does he know about the tracking?

Oh, no. It's safer for him if he doesn't know. Have you used the trucking to meet him in person or are you doing it to avoid meeting him? No, I've never met him. Sure. Well, I've seen him, but he hasn't seen me. How did you put the, where is the tracker in his moustache? Yeah.

It's in his butt, isn't it? One of you was correct. It's in his butt, isn't it? One of you is correct. And he doesn't have a real mustache. Does he have a real butt? Oh yeah. Okay. Oh yeah.

Does he have a hair? Oh hell yeah. Anyway, it seemed to be as good a mystery as she could ever write, except that it was happening in real life. Every day the stories, what could have happened to her, got crazier and crazier, with a press speculating wildly. Apparently, close to where the car was found was a natural spring known as the Silent Pool, where two young children were reputed to have died. Some journalist ventured to suggest that the novelist may have deliberately drowned herself there.

Use papers often offered a large 100-pound reward for anyone that spotted her and this inspired more people to go on the hunt. To everyone's looking for Ag. With a book selling well in the fact that she was a household named by this point, outwardly it looked like she was on top of the world. If she had chosen to disappear, people couldn't work her why. There were rumors that she'd been murdered by her husband Archie, who some people now talking to the press were saying was a serial cheater, and he was known to have the mistress Nancy Neal, the

golf player. The UK's home secretary, William... William, Johnson. One more time. William, Johnson Hicks. I can only assume he's from New Joysy. I can only assume that. Johnson. It's Johnson with a Y. Love it. Johnson.

What's that right? You read it out like you've never read it before, but you wrote this. William, Johnson. Okay. So he's a big deal. He's a home secretary in the U.K. He's freaking out because no one can tell you what he's doing. He's a big deal. He's a home secretary in the UK. He's freaking out because no one can find it. It's looking bad for him. So he

urged the police to make faster progress in fighting her as it did not look good for the police her being missing for so long. History extra recalls that two of Britain's most famous crime writers, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes, and Dorothy Al Sayers, author of the Lord Peter Wimsey series, were both drawn into the search as experts. Their specialist knowledge it was hoped would find the missing writer. The experts in writing. I know. Have you tried looking for her in a library?

Or a cafe with Wi-Fi. I tips his hat and leaves. What a hero. Give space to Anakin, how many? No. So Arthur Conan Dole's been employed. If you've heard my report on Sherlock Holmes, you'll remember that one of Arthur Conan Dole's specialist skills was cult stuff concerning the afterlife.

After his son died in the war he went a little bit strange and believed in fairies as well as many other supernatural things. He went a little bit strange. I'm being polite. I'm gonna put that on my tombstone. That. She went a little bit strange. Could you say it in a way that's less polite? What are you trying to say? He lost it big time. Basically, he tried to use paranormal powers to solve the mystery of where Haggitla Christy was. Okay, well I didn't see anybody else coming up with any ideas.

He took one of Christy's gloves to a famous medium hoping that it would give answers when a normal police work and failed. It didn't. So any theories at this point from you guys? Moll people. Interesting. Interesting. Obviously. Not any theories, just to...

Yeah, I reckon she's just looking for inspiration for a book. She's... Just needs to get away. Yeah, but she's also like... I reckon she's just... Yeah, did she end up turning this into a... not boat a car or was some sort of big story? Night boat tocaro?

That's one of hers, isn't it? Nightboat. I know. What's a nightboat? I think it's a madness song, sorry. What's that? She's got a caro boat as well. Any thought about that?

Death boat ocaro. Death boat ocaro. Listen up. Well, on December 14th, 1926, she turned up. How long have she been missing? She's been away for a couple of weeks. OK, it was just a nice getaway. She was alive.

We let people know we were leaving Australia. Yeah. Yeah, we got some calls to make. Just don't mind Matt for a minute. Can you message my mum in there as well? Yes. She was alive and well at the Swan Hydro. Now the old Swan Hotel in Harrogate, or Harrogate, just 16 miles from where we are right now. Ah, few harry heads in. Ah, there's a Harrogate in the front row. Have you been to the old Swan Hotel?

Probably got very good, Dave. He's basically David Sukai or whatever. Did you know the connection when you went there? So I imagine none of this is impressing you so far. Yeah, yeah. Wow, okay, he's pretty honest this guy. We love that. So it is just 16 miles or 25 km from where we are right now. Thank you for converting that.

Which is why I chose this as a topic. Because we're so close and we can go to that hotel. No, absolutely not. Right, well, 16 miles I'm walking after this. So she's turned up, but more questions were raised, however, as Christy herself was unable to provide any clues as to what had happened to her. She apparently remembered nothing.

OK. Police seem to come to the conclusion that Agatha Christ Christie had left home and traveled to London, crashing and then abandon her car on route. So she's driving to London, but crashed on the way. She then somehow, still in mystery, traveled the 30 miles to King's Cross station in London

where she boarded a train to Harrogate. On arriving at the spa town, she checked into the Swan Hydro on December 4th with almost no luggage. One of the strangest things is that she checked in under the assumed name of Theresa Neal, which is the surname of her husband's mistress. Oh, oh. I mean, that would be the name that would be on you mind a lot, probably.

Yeah, and she also claimed that she was from South Africa. Did she do an accent? Because that's not okay. And if she did, I think it would sound a little something. I like this. Hello, I think it was a little something. I like this. Hello, I'm Tori Samay. No, Tori Samay, that's a different one. Hello.

Hello. Fuck. Did you guys know the truth about your prime minister? Ask for a birth certificate, so I'm saying. I'm a true stuff. Teresa True's though. I don't know what arrogance like these days, but apparently it was the heart of elegance in the 1920s. Is it still like that?

People are laughing. It was quite the place to be for young wealthy types. In Agatha did nothing to arouse suspicion as she joined in with all the bowls, dancers, and the entertainment. You got to hide and play and sign at the ball. She wasn't recognized, which might seem strange because she's such a famous person. Yeah, but she was doing the accent. Yeah.

Which sounded a little something, like this. How's it? I'm Teresa Neal. Not bad. I like... I like the ball. That's good stuff. Matt, what would it sound like if she was like...

What was there too? I like the ball. What would it sound like if she had some sort of like diplomatic immunity? Oh, yeah, that would have been the one to go for. Ha! Alright, stop laughing. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have diplomatic immunity. My name is Theresa whatever you said before. And it's weird that she was carrying guns with her to this ball as well, but I'm again, that would have sounded a bit like... Oh, it's so realistic. Oh, that was just me clearing my mouth. Oh wow! That was the gun.

He is good. The man of a thousand noises. The first time is clapping. That must be fucking bizarre to you. I don't even get it. You love balls. That is very funny and deserved more to be honest, but... I would just love balls.

Fucking hell. That's good. Do we get that? We get that on tape? I'm just a bald. Fucking hell. That's good. Do we get that? We get that on tape. Two thumbs up. Thank you. Next day.

It's weird that she might not be recognized, but she was being a writer. She was a house on there, but people didn't necessarily know what she looked like. She could blend in a little bit. Eventually she was recognized by one of the- Much like being a podcaster. Yeah. Hide in plain sight, you know? Except I walk around going, oh, I'm just fucking.

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It's a podcast. It's a bit like a radio show. She's like, oh, OK. And people can listen at home. She's like, oh, OK. Why are they turning up to see it live? A very good question. Thanks, Grandma.

Thanks a lot, Grandma. 94 years old. Eventually, Agatha was recognized by one of the hotel's banjo players. Bob Tappen. The banjo. Which ones that again? What does a banjo sound like one's that again? What does a banjo sound like?

I think it might sound a little something. I like this. No, actually, because there's multiple banjos, I think it would be good if we could hear dueling banjos. Yeah. Oh, all from me. Yeah. Was that it?

But ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Oh yes. Ba da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Ba da da da da da da da da. Ooh. I lost control of that light. What? Fantastic. They're patients for that bit is running out if you wanna just...

Yeah, I'll pop the brakes on it now sorry oh will I so the banjo player recognises he tipped off her husband oh he taught police and they tipped off her husband Colonel Christie Christie who came to collect agatha immediately respectively Bob the banjo player didn't go to the press and claim the 100 pound reward which would have created a media store Bob the banjo player didn't go to the press and claim the 100 pound reward which would have created a media store. Bob the Benjo player. Yes. Can he pluck it? But should he?

Look, I'm... Every now and then I'll say something and you guys will sigh and that's okay. He's out again, I'll let go, isn't he? Well, so he didn't sell it out to the, but the press got wind of the story anyway. The media rush her arrive to get photos of her living the hotel, and this hit the front pages again around the world. Amazingly, Christy left her cheating husband waiting in a badass move when the cheater arrived. She kept him waiting in the hotel lounge

while she decided to change into an evening dress. Yes. Badass. Ah, so there's some theories. Over the years, there's been a lot of theories as to what caused and exactly happened during this 11-day disappearance. Archie claimed that his wife was suffering from amnesia and had no recollection of the events. Some speculated that she did it to publicize her books and boost some sales. Well, any public is good publicity, I guess. And because of this, many were furious at the funds and

resources that were wasted on the search in their eyes. Another theory was that perhaps she did it for a revenge against her cheating husband. Perhaps she disappeared hoping that eventually he would be arrested for her murder. And even when she reappeared, perhaps this would be sufficiently enough to tarnish his image at the long run. And in a book, she's a criminal mastermind, so why wouldn't she be one in real life? Others have speculated that she suffered a concussion like brain injury in the car crash, and then had no idea what she was doing, but probably the most common theory other than the publicity stunt is that her disappearance was the side effect of some sort of mental breakdown. According to her biographer, Andrew Norman,

the novelist may well have been in what is known as a fugue state, or more technically a psychogenic trans. It's a rare condition brought on by trauma or depression, and in this case the death of a mother and the breakdown of her marriage may have caused her to not realize what she was doing during that period. Norman says the adoption of a new personality, Theresa Neiel and her failure to recognize herself in the newspapers, were signs that she had fallen into psychogenic amnesia. There's also speculation that it was an aborted suicide attempt. In 1934, Christy wrote unfinished portrait, a semi-autobiographical novel under the her pen name, Mary Westmacott. In this book, a character called-

You can pick any name! West Macott in this book a character called you can pick any name I know in this book a character called Celia attempts suicide and Christie writes It was wicked of her to even consider taking her own life a lot of people have said that's her writing about this Incident but throughout the rest of her life I got the herself never publicly discussed the disappearance and apparently never spoke of this time with her family or friends Okay She all right. She also barely mentioned the incident in an autobiography never spoke of this time with a family or friends. Okay. She's all right.

She also barely mentioned the incident in an autobiography. Despite it being one of the most famous weeks of her life, she just wrote down how she hated notoriety of any kind and that the press was so unbearable, she found it hard to go on living at that time. And that's the only mention of this incident in her autobiography. So what, she gets back in the car and they're driving her home.

They're like, what happened? She's like, yeah. We're not talking about it. Where have you been? Oh, oh, it's like a like an angsty teenager. We're all talking about it. That was me as a teenager. And an adult. That was me as a teenager and an adult But you'll be pleased to hear guys that she bounced back She made a quick recovery both health and career-wise and continued on writing Agatha and Archie remained apart and finally accepting her marriage was over in 1928 they divorced and Archie married his mistress

Good One of Agatha's lifelong ambitions had been to travel on the Orient Express. Okay, the Nightboat. Sakura. Nightboat trained. The Nabor trained a Georgia anyway. And she took her first journey in 1928 after her marriage broke down. It was at an archaeological site in Er in Mesopotamia, which is modern-day Iraq, that she met the 25-year-old archaeologist in training after her married broke down. It was at an archaeological site in Er in Mesopotamia,

which is modern-day Iraq, that she met the 25-year-old archaeologist in training Max Mellaman, who was to become her second husband. How old is she at this point? She's about 36, 37. Cool. She's made him up.

Uh, Max Mellaman. LAUGHTER Well, you can only, you can only make up. Yeah, this is it. Max. Wow, you can only make a laugh. Yeah, this is it. Max. Yeah, Max. Malabman. Malabman.

Malabman. Malabman. Oh, Malabman. Malabman. Malabman. Malabman. Malabman. Malabman.

Malabman. Malabman. Malabman. Max was asked to show Agatha around the archaeological sites, which he found fascinating, and they found each other's company relaxing. They married in 1930, and by this time she had already written a dozen books. Her second world famous character, Miss Marple, also debuted in that year in a novel called Murder at the Vicarage. Vicarage. Vicarage. Oh, it's a fun word.

It is nice. Vicarage. Vicarage. Vicarage. Vicarage. Vicarage. That's vicarage. They just say it nice, like normal people. Vicarage.

That's them. That's what you sound like to us. Oh, Vicarage. Well, how do we say it? Ah, Vicarage. We really are the we say it? Ah, Vicarage. We really are the worst. Yeah, we're the worst. We suck.

With the ability to see the worst in everyone, she based her, this is like the Christie Basin, Miss Marple on her own grandmother. I feel like it is the worst in everyone. Yeah. Or brutal. Come that, Grant. That's not a good, that's not a trait you want. Who's lovely waiter, probably a pedophile?

I guess I... You know who doesn't see the worst in everyone? Mr. David Sushay. What a kind soul. Where is he? Checking in. He's just doing a bit more shopping. He knows Oxford Street in London.

Primark, bit below his taste, I thought. Alright, takes all sorts. How many times did you go to Primark in the two days we were in London? See this shirt? It's Primark! It was like we'd be kind of near it. He's like, oh, we need a prime arc. I'll be. So a prime arc and that what's that? Patamongja or something?

Patamongja. He loves that joint. I love Patamongja. Do you guys have any lead? Part of Moncha? Greg's is better! Greg's is better! Greg hates it! Greg hates it! You'd love my Gregory tattoo! Greg's is better! Greg's is better! We went to a Greg's in Edinburgh! Big fan of Greg's is better. We went to a Greg's in Edinburgh. Woohoo!

Big fan of Greg's. Yeah! I mean, there is definitely one person leading that. Are you related to Greg? I love Greg! Yeah. And the people are with you. That's the best.

At least other things you like. So, Greg's is genuinely popular All right, no lovers of pret then Pretties for losers Well, I guess you can call me a loser baby because I love pret. I also love grapes I did not want to lose the crowd over pret I did not want to lose the crowd over Pratt. It's not worth it. Oh, not be worth it.

That was the best. Greg's had a great fruit salad. Have you had a Greg's fruit salad? I fucked up. Cheese beans and sausage mouth. Yeah, you guys really know how to do food. Do you guys want me to bring up the Greg's manual and just go through it? Give us a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

It's all thumbs up. Who goes for a salad? A man that's struggling to shit. Okay. There you go. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Jess has left.

So, have lost Jess. Sorry, I had to get so real mo. Did it help? I'm sharing your bathroom with him. Did it help? The answer is, is there anything great conflict? Go ahead, can I use your bathroom? Nothing makes me shit more than Greggs. Greggs!

We're nearly here for the end of Agatha's report. So she marries Max and he's an archaeologist. And he became the big influence on her writing, the exotic location that she visited with him, like Egypt, Mesopotamia, and then stuff like the Aranxpress became locations in her books. And this really set her apart from her contemporaries yet again. She mentioned other places. Everything else was set at Greg's office.

As a rule, I wrote two or three books a year, and when with Max, I wrote a chapter or two during quiet mornings, and then helped him out on the archaeological digs in the afternoon. Oh, take a look, love that. Yeah, the real palco. How a couple, love it. Yeah, support each other. Similar to their kind of like England's very own posh and backs. I was trying to think of a more what's that you know the woman and the guy

from recently. I was going for them and I ended up the woman and the guy. Harry and Megan. Harry and Megan thank you. I'm out of the man and the woman. I mean you're not wrong technically. But you're quite far from rice. Once from suits and once from the palace. What is Star Cross lovers? Did that make the news here as big down in Australia? She has got that here, you got that? No.

So World War II broke out in Agatha again, volunteered. It was during this World War II that she became a grandmother when her daughter Rosalind gave birth to her son, or a son, Matthew. By 1950, after the war, a beautiful name. Oh. Love those English names. Match. Map.

Oh no. We're not so different when I match. Did you only just figure out that your name is Matthew? Okay. I wasn't allowed to know that until I was 102. By 1950, I already sold 50 million books and started to slow down her output. I say slow down, but her play the Maustrat opened in the West End in 1952, and has been running ever since, becoming easily the longest running play of all time, with over 26,000

performances. It hasn't finished yet. I haven't found the killer. It's also a great board game. Maustrat? Yeah. It is. Yeah. I haven't found the killer. So I saw a great board game. Mass trap? Yeah. It is.

Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah, no. I agree. Yeah. We should finish this come by later. Yeah. According to the official Mass

trap website during the 66 year game or the. They share a website. Could you believe that? It's very confusing. No, during the 66 year runold game or the They share a website. Could you believe that it's very confusing no during a 66 year run the play There have been no fewer than 474 actors and actresses appearing in the play 279 understudies and 142 miles of shirt that has been ironed for the plucky how many big silver bowls big silver balls. That was a little niche bit there but the ones who liked it really liked it. My favorite kind of applause is a smattering so thank you so much. Nothing better because the

thing I love about a smattering is it takes as much effort for the people not to clap as it does for those two clap. They're just ignoring it. Nah. Sylvaboles, all right. It's good stuff, you'll get it later. Yeah, it's a thinker. Ageth is a lot... Okay, bye man. Agatha's last public appearance was at the opening night of the 1974 film version of Moida.

Moida on the Iron Express star and Albert Finney as Hercule Poirot, her verdict, a good adaptation with the minor point that Poirot's moustaches weren't luxurious enough. You know whose moust is all luxurious enough. David Sushay nailed it. Oh, my goodness, down. He's got an egg-shaped head exactly like she described. What? Perfect casting.

Just let you think about that. The final novel published in her last time had, in fact, been written many decades earlier. It was called Curtin Po Puyro's last case. Christy wrote the novel in the early 1940s during the Second World War, partly fearing for her own survival and partly wanting to have a fitting end for Puyro's series of novels. Christy had the novel locked away in a bank vault for over 30 years, knowing that she could no longer write any novels, the elderly Christy authorised curtains are removal from the vault and subsequently its publication in 1975. Can you imagine who are re-reading it though? After 30 years.

You've forgotten it a little bit? No, she would have forgotten it and also been like, this is trash. If I looked at something I wrote 30 years ago, it wouldn't exist. Alright Matt, if you looked at something you'd written 30 years ago... It would have been, oh I've had another great grandchild. Um... Is it, I reckon if I put it in a vault and got it out and went... Really? Curtin? You told me about something about...

...something you'd written. Curtin? What happened? Like, Curtin's was taken? Sounds stupid. Yeah. Yep. Well, I can tell you, it sees the old duo of Guaro and Hastings team up for the last time, meeting again at Styles, where they'd first appeared together 50 years earlier in their first novel.

She wrote the novel at the height of her powers, and for decades knew how the series was within. Her powers. Oh, she was a witch. Oh, that's the height of her powers. It's a very evil novel. She died peacefully the next year on the 12th of January 1976 at the age of 85. She is buried in the churchyard of St Mary's near Wallingford. And finally, just a bit about her legacy.

According to the Guinness World Records, she's the world's best-selling fiction writer with her 78 crime novels having sold an estimated... 78. 78. Two more. Right, two more. Or stop three ago. Well, they have sold an estimated two billion copies

in 44 languages. Dave, can I just quickly do my impersonation of the character from Guarro called, what's the call of the Sokiks Gregory's name again? Captain Hastings. Does anyone know that show with David Suckett? I've been working on this because I've been Dave got I watched the first season I really like it I love this I love Gregory

heaps and and I'm not fucking around I reckon this is exactly what he sounds like right what's his surname again? Hastings Hastings Hastings I say. That is great. If you knew the source, that is great. I say. Nailed it. Time to clap again. It didn't deserve it. Hey, whoa. They let them clap.

You know you're a... Let clap as B. Little smattering there. I got two smatterings back to back. I said. And I love Greg! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! My final sentence is, her books continue to so well in her royalties are estimated to be in the millions every year, so good on her one grandchild, Matthew. She is outsold only by the Bible and William Shakespeare. What a life! Ag of the Christie! Thank you so much. Let's all do it. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal That is impressive. That's very good. Oh, but that pretty much leads brings us to the end of the podcast. Thank you so much for being here. I say. I say. Good Lord.

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Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh have never been to before, none of us have ever been to before, and that you all turn up. So thank you so much. Give yourselves a big round of applause.

Set it out, the noon. Even the venue are like, oh, what is this? And is it going to sell tickets? And it did, so thank you. Thank you so much. That's very nice of you. And having said that, we'd like to thank you to the war droid, fantastic venue.

Amazing. With Dave on sound, try to manage your help with everything fantastic. Thank you to the wardrobe fantastic venue amazing Good day one sound Trade the manager help us with everything fantastic It's been an absolute delight to be here. So I guess the plan is now we're gonna wrap up If you would like to hang out for a bit We've got some t-shirts. I'll be selling over there in the corner If you just want to come up say hello or get a photo or anything Please do stick around it's gonna be a bit of fun. Yeah, that brings us to the end of the episode, Matt, Jess, do you have anything else you need to say?

No. Apart from Long Live Greggs and God Bless you all and be nice to each other and good on that man and woman. All right. Thank you guys! Bye-bye! And we're back at the famous glass table with my famous legs. Wow, what an emotional roller coaster that report was. We laughed, we cried, we learned. About Greggs.

Oh, so much passion for Greg's here that I love that passion I don't think Australians or Melbourneians would be that passionate about anything yeah like football no mind the makers a lot versus Brumbies Brumbies yeah and the the little shopping village near my parents house where I grew up had both But I would go to the baker's light because it was closer. I own by the same company. I believe Yeah, yeah, oh, they make you think like you're you're picking one over the other but really Let's just one person getting rich mr. Brumby. Yeah big bakers big baker Brumby. Yeah. Yeah love that He's a delight. I guess

And yes, thanks again to everyone that did come to our lead show. It was a very, very fun time. And at the end of every episode, what we like to do, of course, Matthew is thank you. Thank you. Think me. Oh, well, no worries. It's all part of the part of the deal. But also, thank some of our Patreon supporters. Yes, keep this little show rocking and all Rolling and they keep these three little podcasters fed. Yes. Thank you

We're gonna go out for some food after this. I'm so excited. I'm very hungry. Yeah second meal of the day Yeah, we've got to start eating better. It's getting late at night. Yeah. Two meals a day isn't, that's not the right, what is it again? It should be three, nine. Nine meals a day. Nine small portions.

Yeah. Oh, that's the, uh, bone or alarm, Dave's just got hot. Oh boy. It's 750 pm, why are you so surprised? Bone or a clock? No, we need to thank some people who support the show and keep us fed. Yes, and I believe do we also have a fact-quote or question? Yes, of course we do.

Everyone's favorite segment on the do-go-pop. And let's just pad now while Matt finds that section. That's a very similar place in my computer. This week's fact-quote or Question is from a first time Fact Quoad or Questioner. Jacobi, the angel. Just could you have a crack in there? No, you nailed it.

That's what you would say? Yeah. Give us an alternative just in case. Jacobi, Dangle. I reckon I'm going to go with yes on this one. Okay. It's a Jacoby. Jacoby Dangle.

Oh. And Jacoby, with the fact quote of question, a patron each week gets to give us a fact quote of question. They also get to give themselves a title. And this week, I'll just read out the full message from Jacoby. Yep. Great maker of PowerJills. Jacobi.

Jacobi. And this is the message that includes the question and his title. Hello, Matt Jessen Dave. I've decided to take the title of writer, director, cinematographer, editor, producer, executive producer, and best boy of the do-go-on movie. Wow, it's a lot of titles.

It will have action, drama, sex, comedy, crime, mystery, and Nazis, of course. Shotgun, me getting the sex part. Oh, okay. Sucked in, boy. Well, you, I mean, you got to write it in to get it, don't you? My question to you is, which actors would you like to play the three leading roles?

Have we just discussed this amongst ourselves? It was on a Patreon bonus episode. I think Kobe Smolders for me. You're Kobe Smolders? Yep. And that is the actor from Who's Your Dad? No, where's your mum? Haha, yeah, where's your mum? Where's your mum? That long running sitcom. Where's your mum? Where's your mum? Which one's your mum? Which one's your mum? Which one's your mum? With Kobe Smolders.

Who's your mummy? Yeah. Who's your mum mummy? I don't even know what to show you. Your mummy. How I met your mother. Oh, who's your mummy? It sounds like the like the Danish translation or something. Yeah. Who's your mummy? Who is your mummy? All right. Well, obviously, Dave, you'd be played by Steve Buschimi's son. Yes. If he has one, Steve, Jimmy, Jr. Yeah. Jr. Boosh. What and me? Who would I have? I mean, if what age, I mean, I'd love to have probably, here we go. David, when I'm a star actor, Stron actor yeah, Fisherman Fred from Ship to Shore See change he was in at dava Dan Um dava Dan, but he's older than me, so I don't know if that work. No, but he play future you he played It's gonna be a long time before movies made of us Okay, great

So by that time you'll be dead and then he'll be young and then super future mayor. I'll have Rod contact. I knew Rod contact of course. Well, I've got Google Steve with Sheemie Sun. He actually is an actor, Lucian with Sheemie. Yes, that's great man. This is what will, oh my God. That works. He looks so much like he's dead.

He looks more like you than his dad does. Yeah, Dave, that's weird. I mean, you with a lot of makeup. Sexy cheek bands, I don't have that. He's got a lot of makeup. Yeah, we can pound in your cheek. Babe, we can contour that on you. No problem.

Really? A lot that a lot. Really? And what about, so, we're not done with me yet. Of course we're not. Who's current me and baby me? Ron Weissley from the horror photo movies. Well, I mean Ron me's a fictional character. Do you mean Rupert Grint? Yes, Rupert Grint. He can play current me younger me. Yeah, come on mate. How old he be?

He's a year older than Dave and I. Just a baby. Yeah. And then obviously child me would be Prince Harry's soon to be born Yes daughter or baby. Yeah. And then obviously child me would be, um, Prince Harry's soon to be born daughter or son. Yeah. First of all, act or. Is they having a kid? Yeah. Oh yeah. That'll be me baby.

So baby, we can do the whole life. All right, toddler. Okay. This is exhausting. Maybe a one-back. All right. And then... Died red.

Died red, yep. I think we've answered the question. But I don't want a bit young at all. Yeah, no, you're right. Who would play young adult you? Do you know any redheads in that age frame? I mean, don't typecast yourself. What was that guy?

And also, you can die here. What about that guy who used to sing with red hair? That used to sing with red hair. David Bowie? Yes. Bowie will get him to play me deceased. Rest in peace. Okay Dave and you're going to be. Lucian Bashimi. Lucian Bashimi. That's a great fantastic name. Fantastic name. Fantastic. That is fantastic name. Maybe Rachel McG McAdams I like her as a teenager. Yeah, I like that. I like that Yeah, she is fantastic. I get capable chat is as ten edge me. Yes, she could do it

She can do this thing if he's in oceans eight. She's a masterpiece. She's a masterpiece oil painting. Yeah She's a masterpiece. She's a masterpiece. Oil painting. Yeah. Yeah. What did he ask me? I don't know anymore. Well, we're looking forward to Jacobi making that film.

And if someone could draw a poster of that, obviously there'd be a lot of my heads in there. Just pick your favorite head. No, I can dive it down. Look him up. What a legend. Alright. And I think it was also in the matrix as well that man. David, and maybe the Lord of the Frongs. Please stop. Okay. We also like to thank by name people that do contribute to our Patreon. We're going to do that now and usually what we do is Jess comes up with a little game. We make a little bit of a game.

Just a bit of a game in it. Now we're going to have this game in it. So we just heard there about Agatha Christie, very famous mystery writer, any inspiration from that. Yeah, let's give them a fucking crime name. Crime name. No, like a case. Like events on the Nile, or nightboat together.

Death on the River Nile. Is that what it's actually called? It's called Death on the Nile. Fuck, I thought it was on the River Nile. You've always said River Nile. It's a different Nile. I'm sure you've always said River Nile. They're talking about, I would have never said River Nile.

No, you haven't. The singular brother of Frazier. Death on the Nile. Yeah, so we'll give them a case name like that. So there's, I've got a couple here actually, I've gone on my computer. The adventure of Johnny Waverly. Oh. Murder in the Muse. Oh.

The Third Floor Flat. Oh, I like that. The Labors of Hercules. Okay. The King of Clubs. Dave, don't waste all these great titles. Terrorlet Endhouse. All I like that. I like Peril.

She's just saying, that's her hands like a random word generator. Yeah. The third floor apartment. Which means there's no wrong answer. The adventure of the cheap flat. The adventure of the cheap. Where did the flat go on its adventure? The kidnaped Prime Minister. Okay okay could I kick this bad boy off please I'd love to

think from Seafood which is where I got my tattoo done many years ago why do you have seafood because I was a recommended artist down there at hell-bound tattoos okay and you still haven't got it finished. Not haven't and that was really quite a long time ago. At this point they'd be starting again. Yeah, really they would have to. I'd love to thank Mr. Luke Hunter. Luke Hunter. Oh, can we do something with Hunter maybe? Oh, the hunter. What about the hunter gatherer? Oh, yes, I like that. Sounds like a, I get the Christy thing. Yeah.

Because it sounds like interesting, but also, what does that mean? Yeah, yeah. What about the hunter gatherer from down the road? Yeah, perfect. I think so. I mean, we need to know what flat there live here. Yeah. The hunter gatherer from 32b.

Oh, yeah, that's good. I like that. Yeah. Hunter gather from 32b. That is Luc Hunter down to a T. Yeah. Oh. And he lives near the sea. And what role does he play the cadaver? Or the killer? Or at least you have to watch to find out. Oh yeah. At least a suspect. Yeah. Because everyone's a suspect when Agatha Christie comes to town. Mm-hmm. Do you think it'll be a poirot? Oh, it's got to be a poirot, another maple.

She's a very untrusting person. Yes, or Miss Marple. I remember I said in the report, an untrusting person based on egg grandmother. Always sees the worst in people in the globe. What a skill to have. What a skill to have. I'd also love to thank from America, from Newton, Julie Bay. Julie Bay. Love that.

Julie Bay. Bay is a great name too, especially in today's climate, you know. What about murder by the Bay, but it's spelled B-E-Y? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I'm afraid she- Dang, you're so good at this. She may have been murdered in this one. Sorry. Well, no, again. No, someone was murdered next to her. Oh, yeah, I bet.

She's got a salt. Maybe she's got to prove her innocence. That proves a lot. Yeah, she's got to prove her innocence. Someone's on trial. Her fuel borrow comes to town. And has to prove the innocence. Yeah, that's good.

That is very good. We've spent a lot of time together while prove the innocence. Yeah, that's good. That is very good. We've spent a lot of time together while we're here. Yeah. If it's barely left each other's sides. Yeah. We're becoming one unit. We already were, but now it's even more so. No. It's gonna be hard to be away from you.

No. I'm gonna have to call you when I get home. Let's move in together. Okay. It's time. Let's move back into the game. Let's get the do-go-on, Manchion. Manchon. Which would be a great place for a murder. And only possible. Only possible because of our patrons. Yes, thank you. Thank you. Pay for our mansion. Come on. We

deserve mansions. Manchin. Plural. Oh. What? I mean, what if one is haunted? Oh, I'd be great if we get a haunted one. We do a report about Oh good boy. I don't think I'd forget a haunted one. No. You don't report about our own house. I want a haunted one. No. We're a nice one. What if a haunted by a gummy bear? Ooh, okay. I'm listening.

I'm not drinking. Unbelievable as that is from the phone. I'd also like to thank from livermore California California I was thinking California And I would like to thank Anthony Castro. What do we call the book liver no more? You are nailing this Anthony Castro's Living I'm all and a set in this more town, I imagine, of live a mole.

Right. But also, the person who died was drunk. What about? Oh, okay, so they had a... They're live a mole. They're live a mole, wasn't they more? Live a levita no more. Okay.

Ricky Martin, how's it coming here? Is this like our Spanish translation? Yeah. I'm not gonna budge on this. Hahaha. That's my standpoint and I'm sticking to it. And thank you, Anthony Castro. I hope you solved that crime.

What a sick name. A bunch of names of our Luke Hunter, Julie Bay, Anthony Castro. No, these are, they're decent like characters in books. Mmm. I would also like to thank, from Sydney, beautiful part of the world, of course, Lockhe Martin. Lockhe under lock and key. I like that a lot. I finally got one. That is mysterious. Yeah, exactly.

You can also see when you read the book, you go, I know what they're talking about. I get Lockhe Martin's the main character in this. Yeah, yeah. Again, Lockhe has been falsely accused of a crime and plural has to again, save the day. Yeah, I was going to say Lockhe marts the main character in this. Yeah. Yeah. Again, Lockhe has been falsely accused of a crime and pooro has to again save the down point. Yeah, I was going to say Lockhe definitely hasn't done anything here, but people think he has. Yeah, so he's under Lockhe and Key.

Yes. So they think he did it until another murder occurs when he's locked up and they're like, well, maybe it kind of been him. Is it a copycat? Yeah. And it turns out it is Lockhe did do the key. He did the first one. He paid someone to do another one to make it look. But a copycat? Yeah. And it turns out it is, Loki did do the kill. He did the first one. He paints on to do another one to make it look.

But the copycat actually gets busted for both. Yeah. Loki's that good. He is. And then he's released and he's still out there. Yeah. Hang on. No Dave, we're in the UK, it's OK.

Oh, it's fine then. No worries. We're on your life. But anybody in Sydney, not so safe, Loki's coming to kill you. Sorry, you had to find out this one. I could like to all our Sydney listeners I hope you're listening when this episode is current and not in three months time when lockies already outside This is obviously a joke

Lockie is one of the nicest people I assume no the nicest murderers. Yes. No. He gives life and loves and laughs while he stabs you. With his... wit. Yes, stabbing wit. And a shank. Shank with his humour. Yes, he will shank you for your kindness.

Oh, shank you very much. He has some slightly annoying catchphrases. Apart from that. Spank me. Sh Thank you very much. The list goes on. Wait, what's spank me? It's catchphrase for. He's also got a couple of fetishes, but you know, don't we all? We're not we're not showing me anyone. Absolutely. Can I thank some people? Yes, please. I'll spank some people. I spank some people. Please. No. I would like to spank from Noori Warren South in Victoria.

Nazla, what was that? South. I would like to thank Maddie Ray. Maddie Ray. Maddie Ray. Maddie Ray. The sting. Oh, yes. Like a stingray. That's it. The sting. the sting. Yeah, yeah, because that's like, you know, police. Also, that's a movie already. I think you might, for the user, you might have to give it a rubbed red. Yeah, that's someone else in there. What about the sting in brackets? Not the one with the rubbed red. Oh, I like that. Now we know. Yeah. Yeah, take the mystery out of the mystery. Yeah. Avoid confusion. Thank you, Maddie.

Maddie Ray. What a pleasure. Maddie Ray. We're so far away, but soon again we will be in the same stuff. I just want a quick rundown of what happens in the sting. Okay, so Maddie Ray. It works at a B factory. A B factory? Yeah. They're selling bees or? No, no, it's just, it's not their A factory, it's their all right. Secondary factory where they they make their rejected t-shirts. Okay, what about the boss? Thank you for being there with me. What about the boss from factory A has been murdered and Maddie Ray recommends that he be can solve that murder, he'll be promoted to factory A.

Be promoted. Yes, and he's got to do some sort of sting operation. Yeah. So this beep unworks on many levels. So he hires Poirot. Yes, to come to Nari Warren's South. Poirot. David Sucker comes in and saves the day together. Heist.

Hey. Heist. Hey. Did not get a lot. Did not get a lot in the room, but fuck it's good. It didn't. Go watch it. Watch it and you'll know. It deserves a lot more.

I say. Listening back, we love it. Yeah. And the listeners are going holy shit, that is incredible. Did I accidentally sit on my TV remote and Plaro is on? I say. Oh wow. It is good.

You're an artist. Gregory Hastings, what a man. Arthur Hastings. And can I thank finally? Is this Denmark? No, a Deutschland, that will be Germany. Isn't it weird that I'm sure we've mentioned this before, but isn't it weird that we don't let Germans call

their country whatever they wanna call it? Yeah, it's weird. We call it Deutsche. I think we've got a Germany. I think you mean Germany. We call it Deutsche. I think we feel it's Germany. I think you mean Germany. It's real weird. But that no, like every country is like that though. But not normally changing that much.

Like French say Australia or something. Finland is completely different. Yeah, we should, we should just call what they call it. Yeah, and like every Italian city we've anglicised or we've Englishised. Yeah. It's not Rome. Right, what is this,'ve Englishized. Yeah, it's not Rome Right, what is this Roma Roma? Yeah, but at least that we are that we are that we're very careful exactly that's being

Well like it's like they've taken the fun like Munich boring Munchen that's a fun time so fun and that is where Martin is from Martin doodle do, doodle. Doddley, who? Doddle. Martin, doodle. Martin, that's great. Thank you so much. Um, the case?

Careful not to doodle. Oh. That's a real threat. I like that a lot. Often murder mysteries do have little phrases like that as they're titled. Yeah. And then, not to doodle. At the then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and. But it's not Martin. Okay, again, he's got a save for the day. Motion is such a pretty city. Have you been? I have not been. I'm not been. Oh, you must. Oh, you must. Well, be it, you know, can we pop over? Yeah, I mean,

we could do a show for one. Let's look at the numbers. See if he's got any friends over there. Surely to have us in his living room. Oh, that'd be great. Martin. Martin. Hello. Hello. Is this thing on? Hello. Martin. Come through loud and clear. And again, thank you to all the Patrons or the people at Patreon that do get involved. If you want to be on this list, you can go to patreon.com slash dogoonpod. And we'll give you rewards in exchange for your support of course you get the normal podcast but also to bonus episodes every single month can be unlocked at a certain level and we do shout outs our Christmas cards are coming up again we're gonna do

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For. Anyway, yes. Thank you. Thank you everyone. Thank you, everyone. And yeah, all the contact details and all that stuff is on that website, Matt mentioned. Do go on pod.com. But until next week, thank you so much for listening.

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