Two In The Think Tank - 161 - The Most Dangerous Movie Ever Made
Episode Date: November 21, 2018This week's episode is about the making of the film, Roar, a film with the tagline is: “No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. 70 members of the cast and crew were.” Recorded live at... The Glee Club in Birmingham, it was a great fun time!Because I'm an idiot, I forgot to mention that Roar was suggested as a topic by listeners Denzel Arevalo, Ryan Malloy, Will Hughes, Casey L Probert and Robin - cheers!Our website: dogoonpod.com Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPod Instagram: @DoGoOnPod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/ Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.com Check out our other podcasts: Book Cheat: https://omny.fm/shows/bookcheatPrime Mates: https://omny.fm/shows/prime-mates Matt's live shows: mattstewartcomedy.com/gigs REFERNCES AND FURTHER READING:https://www.indiewire.com/2016/11/roar-tippi-hedren-people-hurt-insane-movie-1201748012/https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/roar/https://www.scotsman.com/news/obituaries/obituary-noel-marshall-film-director-and-producer-1-817625https://www.biography.com/people/tippi-hedren-9333313https://nypost.com/2015/04/11/son-of-roar-director-he-was-a-f-ing-a-hole-for-making-us-do-the-movie/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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more podcasts from our great mates. Hello and welcome to another episode of Do-Go-One. My name is Dave Warnocky and I'm sitting
at a table with just Perkins and Maths Shooers. My name's Matt. That wasn't very good.
That wasn't bad. Dog in. No. Birmingham. Nice. Live from Birmingham. That is good. Maddie is saying that because the
episode you are about to hear, we are just at the very end of our tour our last night in
London as we record this little introduction, but this show was recorded a few nights
ago in Birmingham. So, we'll be in the air right now, flying home. I'll have to upload this tonight before we jump on the plane.
Yeah, so if you're listening to this immediately after it's been released or about up to,
I'm going to say nine hours from when it's been released, we are on a plane.
Isn't that exciting?
We're in the sky, baby.
Yeah.
Technology, am I right?
But if you are listening to this post
and I know it was from when this was released,
we're probably at our homes.
But there's a chance that if they listen
really far in the future, we will be back on a plane.
There's a small chance.
We've only spent a very small portion of our lives on planes.
They don't lie to them.
We are jets at us.
Yes.
We are all frequent flyers now. They don't lie to them. We are Jetsitters. Yes. Freak, we are all Freak and Flyers now.
Yeah.
Bronze.
The most.
Yeah.
The one you automatically get for free.
It's pretty good.
Cool. Yeah.
The perks include the general public toilets that everyone else has.
Yeah.
An expensive airport food.
Mmm.
I love it.
I love it.
So good.
So this was recorded at the Glee Club,
an awesome comedy club in Birmingham, which we performed for a couple of nights and I hope you enjoyed it as much as we had as much fun as we had in the room.
Yeah. Yeah.
All the shows are so much fun. Yes, the, in fact, we've got to say the top of this, thanks to everyone that's come to any of the UK tours. We ended up doing nine shows all up. Radiculous. And they were all very, very fun.
We're going to release some of the episodes on the main feed, like this one that you're
going to hear over the next couple of weeks or so.
And then some of them will be Patreon bonus episodes.
So keep your eyes peeled for those ones.
But they were all very fun and everyone was lovely.
We met a lot of people after the shows.
And yeah, you have a great, great country.
So good.
Yeah.
Thank you for this country. So much. For having us in this country.
Yes. Well contributed, Matt. Now on with the show. Where was the show again? Hello Birmingham, how you doing?
Alright, thank you so much for coming out Friday night, your pumps?
Yeah, we remember what day it is okay
Little check for myself there to be like oh, I'm in Birmingham it's Friday. Yes
Who's excited to be here who's excited to see I've got a computer tonight
Thank you
Oh, thank you so much for coming out. It is an absolute pleasure to be here
I was anyone here at this show at the Glee Club last night?
Woo!
You were sitting in that same chair.
No, he was there last time, and we picked on him a lot, so...
So now it's your turn.
Why is for you to...
Oh, boy.
Yes.
I just talked into my drink, so it's been a long couple of weeks.
But we're having the best ever time.
Was that convincing?
Now we literally are. It is an absolute pleasure.
Thank you so much for coming out. We're going to sit down right now and make the most of these red chairs.
They're very comfy. They're really good.
For some reason, we have a seating chart.
Oh, look at the seating chart.
It says, the person in chair 320 will be executed half way through the show.
So sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry.
It's going to take a little bit.
It's like a real sad episode of Oprah.
Everyone, look how do you cheers.
You get, man.
Complete that one yourselves.
Fuck, alright, great.
I slept till midnight today and I'm feeling fresh AF.
What does that mean?
I'm not sure, but I feel real good.
Well, the young people say
Yeah, they were all say fresh
Fresh all right great. Have we lost momentum early here?
Running out of steam
off the top I am all steam plenty more steam don't you worry about saving it for the big
Finale okay Plenty more steam, don't you worry? We're just saving it for the big finale. Okay.
We just went down to your Christmas festival and it is very nice. The German Christmas market anyone being there?
People drinking stards in the streets is bloody mayhem. Wouldn't be allowed to do that in Australia. Yeah, nanny Stote. Yeah
With good reason we did not deserve to be trusted.
It's mainly something that Matt did a couple of Christmas as a guy.
We come under for the rest of us.
I'm on the waters here, so you guys can be resting assured
that everything is going to be A-OK.
You were very excited about that, I appreciate that. You're okay with that.
You're okay with okay.
Yeah, great.
Oh, putting another T-shirt.
I like okay with okay.
Shelling that shirt off the show, alright.
We've got a very good printed backstage.
It's all good.
But give me a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.
Have you ever heard the Dugu on Podcast before?
It is all for you. Have you ever heard the Dugu on podcast before? Yeah, great. Okay, okay, how's it heard in you're okay with not listening to the podcast
You you just put your leg up instead of your hand
Let me try that
Yeah, I'm okay with being okay
God that really hurt okay now I give us around a pause we've got a couple of people. You've never heard the show before, don't be shy? Just those two. My mom. I can't cry. Okay, great. And one more here. Okay, I'm sorry,
I don't have to point to you individually, that was weird. I just don't know what anybody
to feel left out. I feel like there's another one over there. Is there another one over
there? No, okay, yes. A very sheepish, and I'm pointing at you, I'm sorry.
If you could just put your leg up, that'd be great.
That's okay.
We're not picking on you.
Well, I do a little bit. I'm sorry about that.
It was just funny that I was happy to be looking at you as you went,
this is awkward.
No, thanks, you're honest.
You've never heard the show before, which some of you haven't.
Basically, it's a podcast where one of us does a report on a topic
usually suggested by a listener. The other two people have no idea what it's going to be.
And today, it is Matt's turn to report on a topic that Jess and I have no idea what it
is.
Do you want to, we're going to start it right now, are we? That caught me by surprise.
I mean, we can start at the end of the show of your life. It depends how much research
you did today. It just really feels like we talked more shit last night, but you were going to get straight
into it here tonight. Sure. All right, great. Well, I cannot, I honestly am glad that you've
said that because I am rearing to go, what is my password? Okay. Great. So we start the
show or the report with a question.
You said that already?
I have not.
We did.
All right, we did it.
And that was it.
And here's another one.
And this will get us onto the topic.
The question is, I'll ask these guys if they don't get it, then I'll throw it over to
the audience.
The question is, what has been built as the most dangerous film ever made?
Dangerous film.
Yes. Do you have any made? Dangerous film.
Do you ever do any dancing?
No, very...
You're trying to do that live?
Nine people died doing that.
Nobody puts baby.
Oh god!
I did not think I had a dirty dancing joke in me and neither did you!
So there we go.
Dangerous films.
Dangerous films.
Risky business.
You can spray an ankle doing that thing in the socks.
Yeah, nine people died.
Tom Cruise was not the first person cast in that role,
but he nailed it.
I don't know, does anybody have a...
I've got a clue, it's also the name of a hit Katy Perry song
firework
Clicking at me. I'm not a waiter, but yes
Kids recreate it home alone that classic Katy Perry hit song
kids recreated. I'm alone that classic Katy Perry hit song. Raw. Raw is correct. Raw. Oh no one's heard of it. I had neither.
Do you know the film or do you know. I'm a bit of a, well, you say.
What does that mean, like, your stand-up hyperthew and explain the rest of this?
All right, so to finish what I started.
I'll handle this one, Matt.
Right, we did have a Katy Perry end music together.
Oh, Phil's together, anyway.
Good.
Let's go another to a Katy Perry.
That was just a little clue there.
Here is the report. Welcome to the show, everybody. Yeah, good. That's got another new Academy Perry. That's just a little clue there. Here is the report.
Welcome to the show, everybody.
Thanks so much for coming.
Did you write that down?
I don't know.
I don't know how they write it.
I've all got here is be yourself and body, knock them dead, soldier.
And that's what I'm going to do.
All right.
Roy is a film written directed by and starring Noel Marshall, a man who had previously done
none of those things.
Yes!
He had been an executive producer on some successful films, including The Exorcist, which
is a big hit.
You know that one?
Yeah, and so he was an executive producer.
Yes.
Cool. Here's the film's overview from Rotten Tomatoes.
Wildlife Preservation List, or I've added a syllable in there, anyway.
Hank lives harmoniously alongside, oh boy.
The self-sulter.
All right.
Lives harmoniously alongside a menagerie of untamed animals, including cheaters, elephants,
lions and tigers on a preservation in the African plains.
When his wife and children arrive for a visit, a long brewing battle for dominance between
two lions erupts and threatens their very lives.
Is this wife one of the lions?
All right, I've become very attached to this lion while you've been away.
You will have to fight to the death and I will continue to be married to the winner.
Right, okay.
Just the voice of the voice.
It feels like there's two different things that have happened.
And they just have, they're just, oh wow.
Yeah, it's happening to me now too.
They just, they haven't been at the same time.
You know? Yeah. Yeah, too. They just, they, they happen to be at the same time.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, could you carry this one?
We are not doing well.
Hi, everyone.
Oh, it's taken from here?
K. Perry was born in 1918.
I think she's about that old.
I was whipped up a report about K. Perry over the top of my head.
Go on.
I think her parents are nuns or something.
And they're like, you know, they're like, you know, they're like, you know, they're in 1980. I was just whiffing up a report about Katy Perry over the top of my head. I think
her parents are nuns or something and she was a gospel singer and then decided to be sexy
and that worked. So, password to now, to cut her hair short, people didn't like that
for some reason and now tell the Swiss back back on top so happy birthday
so happy birthday is a good way to end
you say birthday people applaud it's like oh this is good
remember that man. You adding notes? Yeah, just right up there, yeah.
100%
Look forward to that.
Alright, that better fucking work.
I did not have a strong finish to that.
Well, they're not at his home at the end.
Noel Carson's family in the film is wife, Tippy played his wife.
His stepdaughter Melanie played it.
No, you're going past Tippy?
You're just going to skip over a name like,
Tippy, and I would expect this kind of reaction.
We've been doing this for three years,
you thought you could drop a name like,
Tippy, and I wouldn't react.
I look on a certain, I didn't notice it in mean
a Tippy tipi, but that just,
this isn't the same Tippy as Tippy Hedren.
It is. The Alfred Hitchcock star of any of his films. Yeah, it is.
Including the birds.
Tippy.
Tippy Hedren. Yeah, let me just delete a little paragraph from you.
Tippy!
It's weird. It's almost like I left out a surname on purpose.
Hoping you'd think it was a different tippy.
Oh man, that's great.
Are there any tippy's in?
That would make my day.
That would be...
Tippy!
In Australia, if you're called tippy, that's sure of a tip rat.
And it's not a positive part.
There's an old science player who's known as tippy. Anyway, Tippi, regularly play golf with a Tippi.
Yeah?
So that's one of the weirdest lies I've ever made.
Okay.
Top five are open.
So Tippi is wife, played his wife.
Step daughter Melanie played their daughter.
Melanie?
I'm just saying that's a character's name as well.
Keep going.
That's not the same Melanie.
I don't know.
Who are the humani-melonis?
Melody Griffith.
That's not Melody.
Yes, it is.
What?
100% that's Melanie Griffith.
I can't tell if you're with me, I'm not.
Yeah it is.
Well...
Either...
It's funny because I like, I went back and I deleted both of their surnames.
I'm like, I'll reveal it as I go through this. I was like,
I was, I was like,
the first one I definitely still on your toes there,
but the second one I was just clutching
for any of the other.
Well, then like,
Tippy isn't that common, so that's fair.
That's fine.
Well, Tippy's Melanie's mom.
Cool.
Anyway, um,
checked it out.
So that, that were both already actors,
so that made some sense,
but they also cast a couple of their songs in the film when they weren't actors, but
What do you know? Well, they're names?
John and something else over. It's not John milk
I don't think so no
To go along with the real family cast in the film real animals played the animal parts
Wow, that sounds pretty dangerous. Yeah, yeah, would they were they tight cast or would they yeah bad lines as lines
Etc
I'll give them a challenge you know, yeah
There were no camera tricks some people think they were like there was a lot of um post
There were no camera tricks. Some people think there was like there was a lot of post
work, but it was all just real for I mean it's hard
Can you believe the things that I saw are real?
Whoa Because they were pretty full on
What did you see? There's like lines there jumping on them and right on people. Yeah, Melanie Griffiths
That's not the same Melanie doesn't work anymore, OK?
LAUGHTER
Um, the human past and crew were all right.
Um, at their jobs or...
Pretty good director.
Really sure what I meant by that.
I mean, we wouldn't call it the best boy.
He's not like an alright boy.
They were alright because they weren't.
That's the whole point.
They weren't alright, anyway.
The human cast and crew were not alright.
But they were right there with the Lions and it was obviously very full on and led to
many injuries on set and that's where the most dangerous film tag came from
When the film was re-released in 2015 it was initially released in 1981
It was re-released in 2015. They used the tagline no animals were harmed in the making of this movie
70 members of the cast and crew were
Like, they're so random. Oh yeah, several of us were more, but you animal rights groups can back off, because all the
animals are fun and George is dead, but anyway.
Let me take you back to the start.
No martial man who came up with the idea for the film.
He was born in Chicago on the 18th of April 1931. He developed an interest in
animals whilst working at the St. Louis Zoo in his youth and in his 20s he made the move
to Hollywood setting up a talent agency with his first wife, Jay Joseph.
Tippie Hedren was born Natalie K. Hedren in Minnesota on January the 19th, 1930. Her father gave her
the nickname the nickname Tippy, which is Swedish for little girl when she was a baby.
Oh, that's cute.
That's cute.
Yeah, you piece of shit.
That's cute.
That's a beautiful thing the father did was dealing with this daughter and here you are tonight.
Loving her name.
Yeah, well done.
Yeah.
To be moved to New York City, kicking off a successful career as a fashion model, I wrote
a fashion model with it, probably they're all, are there other kinds of models?
Hand models.
Car models I guess.
Yes.
Butt models.
Butt models, sure.
Is that what you said?
Do you say butt model?
Yeah.
Are you speaking for experience?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I prefer direct answer to that.
Thank you.
Butt model.
Great.
It's any business cards after the show.
For all your butt needs. Oh no. But, model. Right. It's any business cards after the show.
For all your butt needs.
Oh no.
Well, maybe it's your business card.
I'll take one.
Hey, we're in Birmingham.
You also don't have a butt, so that...
Yeah, I live for the last three.
You can have a stand.
Through your butt.
What's yours as mine, sir?
I live through your butt.
But welcome to those who you've never seen, aren't you?
To be moved to New York City, kicking off a successful career as a fashion model I already
said.
There she met and married a budding Broadway actor Peter Griffiths.
Oh Griffiths, I wonder.
Damn it.
Together they had a daughter Melanie Griffiths.
Oh my God!
What a meal!
Imagine how much that joy would have given these beautiful people with such poor lives with
nothing, nothing in their day to day.
They come out here for a sweet reveal and you take that away from a new tip rat.
Together they had a daughter Melanie Griff, and so my god I'm rereading nearly every
line of it.
But was there another some sort of model?
Yes.
What kind?
But the Marathon last though, after the divorce, Tippy moved to California where she started
picking up acting roles and was signed by Noel Marshall's talent agency.
The same Noel Marshall as I just spoke of before.
Four shadowy.
Now that's what that's post shadowy.
Post shadowy?
Hedren's role in a television commercial was enough to get the attention of legendary
director Alfred Hitchcock.
Another sweet reveal.
Who signed it to a 70-year deal landing Hren, the lead role in the 1963 smash hit.
The bird!
Oh, what a reveal!
Wow, none of us knew that!
During the filming, apparently Alfred Hitchcock had live birds thrown at her.
She was terrified and they attacked her for real.
What a legendary director!
I'm the Burnt alive! Yes! real. That was what a legendary director. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. I've never heard of that. to bathroom. The success of the film helped make Hedren a star. She also won the Golden Globe Award for
Best Bird Cop to the F. They used to be here by more niche.
They are the ceremony went for weeks but she deserved that. And for most promising newcomer,
as well as the bird in the face, or wolves.
Despite the film's success,
working with Hitchcock was a nightmare for Hedron.
What do I?
Well, apart from Copping Birds to the Face,
according to biography.com, Hitchcock was so angered
by her rejection of his advances.
During the filming that he persistently
subjected her to a range of sexual and mental harassment.
Oh yeah he is not a good guy.
I didn't know anything about him before reading this.
What else did he do?
He's the bad guy's one of yours.
Oh my God.
I feel I tell you this every show, we are outnumbered.
Stop picking five-sixth.
We're going to get bashed up for the show for bad mouthing, Alfred Scott.
Let's get in.
Any cockheads in?
They were so not that it really matters. I mean her ass was a rassume But he was well in and we're 60s by then and she was quite now. So it's like particularly
full-on and gross. Yeah
After filming Manny together which is a little bit like she's got a seven-year contract
Yes, which is so weird too back then there was a lot of studio contracts.
You know contracts that you just worked for that studio,
and it's not like they had roles in mind for you,
it's like, you're ours, very weird.
So now she's stuck working with him.
It's a different time. I guess in a pre-9 I've been well.
You will.
We were more naive back then.
Contracts went longer and you know, things
are different but then it all came tumbling down.
You're implying that 9-11 saved Hollywood? That is also a top 5 weird live.
Sometimes I start a sentence and don't quite know where it's going to end.
That was not an example of that.
That was very well thought out.
After filming Marnie, the other following film I did, the harassment continued,
but Hedren refused to work with Hitchcock again because of it. This apparently went to Hitchcock
setting out to ruin her career. According to biography.com, it says he was successfully able
to do this for a while, stop her getting roles, holding it at the contract and bad, mouth
and all that stuff. Great. He sounds like he's really mentally very well.
Yeah. Very secure.
We're talking about a guy who throws a boop.
Hey, to be fair, he almost think quick first.
So, they're warned.
Bit of fun. They're warned.
But she used her newfound stuff, how to land and rolls on TV, which was sort of able to
get around the contract.
And Hitchcock eventually gave up and in 1966 he sold her contract to Universal Studios.
Now I don't know if you know about 1966, but that was a very good year, the Saints and
the VFLA, I felt, the saints in the VFLA, if I want their one and only
primary ship. They haven't been able to climb that mountain again, but you know, they're
still there, they're still batting away.
You are speaking a different language than that.
So you've...
English?
Yes, see. she said C so. Also England brought the trophy home or some shit. Amongst all this,
Hedren also married her agent Noel Marshall. The man from before again. Now out from a Hitchcock's
contract, Hedren started working films again including in Charlie Chaplin's final film,
which was called David, one of you did a report on Charlie Chaplin?
Yes, it is.
How could it say?
No, what was his last film?
Or name any of his films.
Can you remember any?
No.
The Great Clock.
War? Dictator. You got to hear her many? No. The great clock. Whoa. What?
Dictator.
Great dictators, well I said them.
We call them clocks.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it was different titles.
Yeah, that's right.
His final film as director was called
Accountants from Hong Kong.
And she starred alongside Marlon Brando
and Sophia Lorraine.
Yeah, cool. It was a flop. Just follow that. That's huge starboard. Hong Kong and she starred alongside Marlon Brando and Sophia Lorraine. Cool.
It was a flop.
Just follow that.
Well, that's huge starboard.
Yeah.
And obviously not very good apart from that.
So I'm sure she was a flop and her work started drawing up a bit.
But during this period, Hedren and Marshall began working together a bit more, including
a few films that were shot in Africa.
And whilst there, they saw a pride of Lions who seem to have taken up residents in an abandoned
house.
This is where the...
Oh!
That's pretty good.
It's kind of like the home alone.
Oh!
She's gone!
She is gone!
Anyway, um...
What?
What I've losing somewhere along the anyway, that's fine.
So they saw these lines take up a resonance in an abandoned house and this is where the idea for them
doing a film about a scientist living in a house with big cats came from.
Where do people get their ideas?
Over there. people get their ideas. What was it there?
Marshall and Hedren decided that while the film was set in Africa, it would be shot in
California and that the cast would be their own family.
Marshall and Hedren casting themselves alongside the three of their children, John, Jerry,
and Melanie.
Melanie?
Yes.
Yes.
Weird without the Griffiths.
Rather than bringing in adult animals,
it was decided that it would be safer for them
to raise the animals from infants themselves.
Really playing the long game.
Yeah.
They did it all in house.
They started collecting animals.
There'd be rescues and animals that small zoos couldn't handle
anymore and that sort of stuff.
So they were picking up cubs of lions
and those sort of things. Can you just do that?
It's called a bazoo and I've still adopted it. In the 70s apparently you could
In California it was quite amazing
So again these young carbs big African cats and then tigers and other non-African animals were started
Started to be offered to them and they brought them in as well. I'm like sure. We'll take them all
It's all a bit haphazard. Marshall's son, John remembers question it, saying recently,
I was about 15 when I said, why do we have tigers?
There's no tigers in Africa.
I would say, why do we have mountain lions?
They're from North America.
And everyone would go, it's a stupid question.
That's the end of that quote.
It is a bit of a dumb question isn't it
just shut up John it's both really shut up John there's always there's a
John in every family yeah you've all got one yeah your brother's a John isn't he
great great my dad's John your dad's John everybody You dad's John. Everybody needed to know that. Very interesting.
It's not at all.
Anyway.
Everyone say hi to Jessus dad John.
Oh, Jessus dad!
He listens, he'd love that.
Any bit of attention he can give you.
He would love it.
He loves it.
And if you want to 20 minutes, act Jessus dad John.
Strange, strange handle, but that's his.
Yeah, he's very proud of me and not my brother
He's other account
No, and not Mike's dad
What the hell do you guys stop talking as soon as I have a sip
I mean, it's your report. We're kind of following you here
I mean it's your report, we're kind of following you here. John did see some benefits and this isn't just as bad, this is back to the John for your
stories.
John, you'll need to say that every time you mention John, from this point out.
That's okay.
Ideally I could just say it now and that'll count for a...
I'll be confused.
John did see some benefits to looking after these exotic animals, so saying, had this tiger that I absolutely loved called Nikki,
I would take him down to the local lunch and bar place and girls would go,
oh my god, can I play with your tiger?
And he'd say, well not right now, but if you give me your phone number,
so John, quite, your dad is a slick operator.
I don't think I'd... If I saw someone walking down the street with a tiger...
I'd call the police.
I'd be like, that person stole an a tiger.
You know? I wouldn't be like, oh!
That's how I flirt.
Very, very successful.
You wouldn't say, oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm saying that.
Yeah, okay.
Can I play with you?
I'm telling you how they say, they call the police.
As the cats began growing in size and number,
an animal control officer started to visit the marshals.
And he was like, hey guys, who's?
Here you got lions, the neighbors are saying got lions, they got little kids and they're worried they're lions are gonna eat the little kids
And then the family would grab all their lines and throw them over the back fence
So the dad would go to the door and the doorbell rang and that apparently happened enough that they had a system
They'd all run with their lines and target and throw them
over the back fence and they'd doubt it's still for bigot.
No, what are you talking about?
They'd let them around here, but we're in question.
Thanks so much for coming.
No, I don't know what you mean.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
And then they'd jump over the back fence and just be like,
shh!
Little tiger.
And then they'd go and he'd come back and it happened again and again.
Eventually they're like, yeah, we got ones.
And then the girls like, I mean, I know.
I mean, you take this tiger to brunch every morning.
And you've got big windows at the back of your house.
Like, it's see your children throwing tires.
No, no, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
So eventually it was like, well, okay, you're going to have to get, I'm going to give me
a 24 hours, you've got to get rid of your tigers and lions and kookers and cheaters.
24 hours is not enough.
So they very quickly bought a property, so this was in Los Angeles suburb where they were
like a highly popular area and they were, it was illegal to have targets.
Ah, it was in a highly populated suburb.
Yeah.
You know that have a lion.
Yeah.
Oh god, tell you what, all this government red tape. That's right.
Man, you can stay. And the whole time they could just afford to have a big
property. And they only bought it when the police said you've got a body problem.
Yeah, pretty much. So they bought a large property in Santa Clarita and took the
animals there. According to Entertainment Weekly, principal photography started on October 1, 1976 at Santa Clarita, which is where
most of the movie was filmed. By this point, the animal cast numbered 132 lines,
Tigers, Leipards, Cougars and Jaguars. They had this in a normal house, like weeks earlier.
This is now that, oh not weeks,
there's a little while in between,
time blew out for a few months in between
and I was still collecting more
and then they started breeding.
So there's a lot, like so,
you watch some of the shots
and it's just like,
it looks like a river flowing past
of animals.
It's pretty cool.
They also had a 10,000 pound bull elephant named Timbo
Which Marshall and Hedren acquired from an animal park in Canada
The shoot was scheduled to last six months but stretched to three years and then again on to
Another couple years to five years
And are there kids in it? They'll be growing up over four years
Yeah, that yeah had to give them haircuts and stuff
to make them look younger.
Shop off their feet and ankles.
But no animals were hard.
That's right.
No, no.
Also partly, Judah, different shutdowns on set.
The budget ended up blooning out to $17 million.
This is in the 70s, basically an independent film.
They had to sell horses and other things to fund it.
How many horses in the 70s?
17 million horses.
Dollarage.
It's a fire so...
She just made a horse film.
Think about it.
She has that many horses.
As well as financial troubles shooting on the film
was often also delayed by injuries to cast and crew.
Let me tell you about some of them.
John Marshall has explained, you're fine with lines and targets
as long as you don't show any fear.
The problem is that the plot required us to show fear.
LAUGHTER
I may not think of that.
Yeah, but can't you just explain to the line I'm acting?
So they'd throw up with these lines and targets
and taught them to respect them.
They were the alphas of the pride,
but then they started to act like they were baiters
or whatever, baited boys.
And so I really confused the animals
and I made them start to behave a bit differently.
It said that there were more than 70 attacks on Carson Crew.
Some of these incidents include during shooting John Marshall, the son,
was walking with a lion when he tripped, landing face down in high grass.
The lion walking with him jumped on him and closed its mouth over John's head.
That is true respect of an owl lover.
In the manful sound, you quickly put your jaws around its head to save him.
Yeah, it's thought it was doing mouth to mouth.
How?
They're mouth to mouth.
Half a dozen crew members were needed to pull the line off.
And once he'd relax, he'd be getting to let go of the boy.
I mean, six people.
It's quite impressive, isn't it?
Oh, we're going to need someone on the back. We need another set of hands.
That's what they are, the King of the Jungle.
So when his head came out, John looked up to see his blood on the lion's teeth.
Did he apologize?
No apology, and Marshall requires 56 stitches in his head
56
You're used to get one less or four more
Just got this weird thing about round numbers and she won't stop banging on about it
And I can't fully explain it either
But come on
I I can't fully explain it either, but come on. I don't know what I...
Just popping four more!
I'm not necessarily stitches.
No, I'm not.
I mean, they're not going to hurt.
I think they will hurt.
Have you ever had stitches?
No.
Would it be...
Would it be work if I just rounded everything up before I said it?
No, I'll know you're lying.
I'm a very good actor.
Okay, if you could
do that. I'll read that last line again. Marshall required 60 stitches. Seems about right.
Alright, okay. I can do that. Melanie Griffiths' quick mid production telling her, Mom, I don't
want to come out of this with half a face. She had a brilliant film career and she didn't.
She had a feeling that the film industry required her to have a face.
So about the face.
Right.
She wants to quit while she's ahead.
I've still got three quarters of the face.
Stop now.
She did it after a couple of lines brawled in front of her.
It's like, oh, I'm out.
Oh, nice. A replacement actor was found.led in front of us, it's like, oh, man. Oh, nice.
A replacement actor was found.
It was one of her friends.
And they shot a bunch of stuff with her,
but then Griffiths decided she wanted to come back a while
later.
And they'd reshot those scenes.
But some scenes in the film are still
seen with the other actor in their place in the daughter.
So if you're a keen eye, you'll be like, ah, she changed briefly.
After she returned,
her fear kind of came true with Griffith being mulled by a lioness and she had to get plastic surgery and
20 odd stitches
How many? plastic surgery and 20 odd stitches 23
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Yeah.
Head for it.
Head for it.
Who's the Aston Villa number 23?
Does anyone know when comes to these shows and gives shit about sport?
Not Villa.
Not Villa.
You're a Birmingham city man.
Who's the number 23?
I mean you could literally say any name.
What's your name?
Rob! Rob! Rob 23, kick the bunch of girls and he's got a cool beard.
Hedren also had a leg broken, Hedren the monk, tippy, had a leg broken when she was
bucked off the back of the elephant before being crushed beneath it.
Don't get on the elephant.
And don't get under the elephant.
That's very important.
That's good for us.
Don't get under an elephant.
This next bit makes, anyway, they had a safe word on the production.
The element definitely was painted.
Oh no!
BANGS!
Time for a leg off you then!
How's it going to get for pineapple?
Oh, yeah.
BANG is one syllable. BANGS!
Yeah, it's good call.
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Now is the time, my're saying the same word.
But his character's name is different. So it'd be weird for you to say in a take the director's name.
Sure. Okay.
So it's basically them saying, I want to, I want out of this scene.
Just get two full on.
No!
Then, then, no, would call Cup. And they'd rescue the actor. That's the, that was the...
But he had to say cut.
Yes.
That was a really good take.
It's not implied.
So there's lots of shots that just end with someone yelling,
no!
That's not a different scene.
That's weird.
Um...
Who's Noel?
Who's Noel?
They never mention a Noel.
That is at least what null said would happen.
Oh!
During one scene, his stepdaughter Melanie Griffith was being pinned down by a line and the line
was ripping her hair off.
She starts yelling, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no said keep bro.
This is good stuff. He didn't cut. Let's just see where this goes.
He didn't cut it and that scene ended up making a film. You can hear her saying no.
LOL
$17 million blockbuster this is perhaps comically no marshal was regularly injured
With headron later saying that a wing in the local hospital that should have been named after me was there that often. Can't get back to shooting though, he didn't always recover fully before he went back in
and that led to complications including needing to be hospitalised for gangrene.
Oh no!
It's a very... no!
No!
No!
What an... that's an old school one.
Then the gigante... gangrene anymore.
I don't.
I've left that in the past.
Yeah.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Made a cool little while back.
No more for me, thank you.
Yeah.
You know what?
I think I've had enough gangrene.
Director of photography on the film could be anything,
but I want to say, young debaunt.
film could be anything but I want to say Yonder Bond. Is that ring any bells he directed big films later?
Yeah it sounds like Yonder Bond.
Yonder Bond.
He went on to direct...
That's our saithler.
Yonder Bond.
Sounds similar to having a good time. He went on to direct films such as Speed and Speed 2 cruise control.
Speed, what about my all-time favorite films?
Speed is so great.
Speed 2, what about the least all-time favorite films?
He also did Twister and a couple of, say, he had a pretty successful...
Oh, Yonder Bond!
Never heard that. What about Jan DeBond? And a couple of say he had a pretty successful oh Yonder bonds
What about what about Jan debond?
Yes Yeah, it's more fun. Yonder ball. Yonder ball.
He had his scalp ripped off
One of the lines ripped it off his head
No, we all knew where a skull plunge.
What's it doing there?
That's what the line said.
It's fine.
He needed 120 stitches even.
Really?
120, very good.
There's a photo of him, like the hair at the front of his head and just
scar and stitching all around it.
That's gross.
They use it for a poster.
Are you still not even in the film?
Yeah.
Afterwards, John Marshall remembers going to the office on set and said,
oh, all right, I think we need to get a new director of photography,
obviously, figuring that he would not return after having his scalp
ripped off.
But amazingly, he came back and finished the film.
Why?
A couple of stitches.
I'll be back in.
Why?
I'm passionate about it.
I don't know.
You'd feel passionate about it.
Some of them, the people who love the film loved the way it was shot.
Like, there's no surprise that he went on to.
It's got that Yarn DeBond feel.
Yes.
That classic DeBond touch.
That touch that we loved in speed one, you'd hate it in speed two.
So yeah, the photography was great.
The acting was, they just sort of,
it was believable that they were terrified,
but the lines they were saying,
it really watching it is like,
what is going on?
It was, it's a weird,
mishmash of a film.
Great.
But it is full on, like,
there are times where Noel is standing,
he's like standing up to lines
and they're going full,
pouncing on him, dragging him to the ground. He's got blood coming out. It's not real. They've just anyway you guys should check it out
But it is also like a hard slow watch as well. It's weird how much and how little is going on all the same time
Classic young to bomb. Yeah, but I mean he Yaz is cast as the lead actor, a guy who was a talent agent.
Him.
Not an actor.
He knows talent when he's...
Yeah.
And he sees it every morning in the mirror.
Hedren later wrote a book about the making of the film saying that she hoped the film would show the possibilities of human and big cat relationships.
For the impossibilities?
Kind of missed the mark a little bit.
Injuries weren't even the end of the film's troubles. The house had to be rebuilt during the shoot as it was destroyed by a flood.
as it was destroyed by a flood. They were also fires, and the film kept going over budget ending up at $17 million,
but they often had to halt so Noel could go source some more cash.
Go sell another horse or something.
Put everything on red.
He kept winning.
The family put everything into the film, and even Kosthedron and Marshall,
their marriage eventually, with the couple divorcing a year after the film's release in 1982.
When a journalist said it must have been a stressful time, their son John said stressful
is common.
Oh sorry, great.
This is John Marshall.
They're son John.
They're son John.
Right.
Not your grandparents son John.
Great. John said I mean like can we
give it like a five like give him a five minute and then I'll rip if I need a
fold back in I will I'm so sorry I can't allow that John Marshall the son of Noel said, which Noel?
The safe word Noel. He said, oh no, no.
Said stressful is can't. We had floods. We had fires.
Every one of us wound up in the hospital.
There were times when we would get together as a family and we would go, I think we should
give this up. But we never gave it up.
I reckon they would have been at night the conversation every night for five years.
He said, it has to do with dealing with lines and targets. You can't show fear. If you show fear, you're dead.
You have to be stronger than them. You have to be stronger than anything in life.
Alright, John.
Basically, the lines like, if you don't finish this film, I will not wiew.
They're at the hands of the pause of the lines now.
That's cute.
After 11 years, the film was finally completed and released.
And it was a hit in countries like Japan and Germany.
11 years.
Yeah, 11 years.
It was about five years for a shoot and then a similar amount of time in post
Still trying to get funding and just getting it all done Apparently they would get they get an investor at come in and give them a million dollars and they just throw that into their debt
Like thank you
11 years though like we were we went back to our first Instagram post the other day
And mine was four years ago and I hated it
Imagine looking back at something you started 11 years ago and being like,
well time put that out into the world.
This piece of shit.
Wow.
And then by that time, like, technology would have come a lot further.
And they would have been like, probably could have used fake lines.
Shit.
I mean, for that much effort and time, you'd want it to be the greatest film ever made.
Yeah, confirm, is it the greatest film ever made?
See, yes.
No one here had heard of it.
I know, I'm ending that.
No one...
Oh, sorry, I'd forgotten the alternative title is Godfather 2.
Oh!
Yeah, in Japan and Germany it was called Raw.
Godfather 2, back in the hammock
They they had
Because of all the deaths they had they hit legal troubles in America and struggled to find a way to release it there
After all that after 11 years. They won't even have a little release in their own country
But wouldn't their credit as one of them to release it so they could at least make some of the money
be here?
Yeah, it's a bit confusing, so probably not quite right, but anyway.
Noel kept holding out hope and he kept trying to make it happen.
Right up until he died, when he died in 2010 of cancer, but he never saw his dream of
it hitting the cinemas in America.
But remember, this guy did let his stepdaughter be
more looked by our line.
A deal was finally struck between olive films
who held the rights and the Alamo Drafthouse
to a chain of cinemas in America.
And in 2015, the movie finally screened in America,
debuting at the South West Southwest Festival,
and also having a limited release. The Drafthouse boss Tim Leigh set at the South by Southwest Festival and also having a limited release.
The Draftouse Boss Tim Leag set of the South by Southwest West screening, there were
gasps, there was horror, there was laughter, everyone was on the edge of their seats for the
entire film. It's this great little undiscovered treasure that we're hoping to find a whole new
audience for, which they didn't really do. It got a lot of press, people were like,
I mean, it's an amazing story, but not heaps of people saw it.
It's become a bit of a cult thing but really not that many people still have seen it and it's, I think their reckon it's made about 2 million of it's 17 million.
It's quickly do the math.
That was not a good result.
Carry the one.
Of the cast and crew, John Marshall seems to be the only one who's really open to talking
about the films to these days.
Tippy and Melanie sort of want to distance themselves from it.
It really sounds like John likes bitching about it.
John?
Oh, okay.
I like that.
I like bitch about this one. Yeah.
That's classic John Perkins.
He does sort of have a bit of a love-hate relationship
with it though, John.
The John son of Null.
Saying, every time I watch Raw,
I have nightmares for two or three days.
And I watch it every two or three days.
It's gonna keep rolling.
Ego, it's like, fuck, who thought that was smart?
But we're part of history.
No one is ever gonna make a movie like this again.
It's just so fun because I'm alive, and I shouldn't be.
That is fun.
It's rated as a cult classic and it's got a pretty positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Split Ombaura or whatever it's called, it's 70%.
Which is interesting.
Here's a couple of the positive reviews.
Tom Meak from Cambridge Day said, I honestly can't say raw is a good film or even a bad one,
because it's both.
But I can't say there is never a down moment,
there is always something to draw you in.
And then Simon Abrams from RogerEbert.com said,
If you want to see cats chasing people in packs,
falling over themselves to descend stairwells,
and jump up trees to swipe a disposable human protagonist,
you'll
probably enjoy raw.
I feel like a lot of spoilers in that one.
So that's kind of, if the movie, but just a little bit about what Tippie's been up to,
I really quite like Tippie.
This from her biography.com article says that Tippie has continued to act as well as dedicating
much of her life to animal activism, especially
with big cats.
She's assisted in their rescue and protection and has helped purchase land north of Los
Angeles to establish the Shambala Preserve as a sanctuary.
Shambala has sheltered hundreds of rescued animals and Hedrin has received numerous awards
for her efforts from organizations such as the ASBCA and Wild Haven.
Through all this she's also kept up her acting career appearing in shows such as
Mertis, Chicago, Hope, CSI and Cougatown.
But her main message is...
I don't even leave a gap there for anyone.
But her main passion remains animal welfare.
Tipping out distances herself from the film
believing that it's not a great message
and that they probably shouldn't be pets.
Oh, she's done it for 180.
So at the start she's like, it'd be great to show
that lions and humans should hang out.
And in the end, she's like, nah, not, okay.
That was a bad idea.
We all knew that.
And it took her like 30 years to work out.
LAUGHTER
So yeah, the $2 million out of the $7 million budget
is obviously not a great result.
And some say the production was cut down by the exorcist curse,
which is a curse that is said to have hit those involved
with the hit movie, The Exorcist.
And he was, Noel was the executive producer.
But obviously that is a topic for another day,
so happy birthday.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Thank you so much.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Thank you so much. Well, I've never wanted to watch a movie and not wanted to watch the movie so much.
Yeah, to be honest, don't tell the audience, but I did not get through it.
It was cool.
It was amazing those scenes with just lines and targets.
It just looked like a river of cats.
If you can imagine that.
Oh, usually when you want a horse,
what you do is you take a bunch of cats together.
Go ahead and see if this is referencing.
Thank you, thank you.
People complain a couple of nights ago
when I didn't get one in, so.
Most of that show has been going,
all right, back catalog, Simpson, Simpson, Simpson. So thank you. Yeah, you got there, well done. We did it. Well, that most of that show has been going alright, back catalogue, Simpson, Simpson,
Simpson, Simpson. So, thank you. Yeah, you got there. Well done. We did it. Well done to both
of you. You've both accomplished a lot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, good for you. Any question?
How would have Sydney Shindler done this film? Oh good. I reckon he would have added a chimpanzee
and he would have named it something like Big bowls and out of space
That's a that's just for you and me obviously
No, not many Sean Beck heads in
Chinese
fan club hey, can you can you
No, because she's Sean Beck into not other ideas
You don't even hear in a lot of shows. I want them to see what your face looks like.
Can you say Raw's not a great title. Let's rename it. What's renaming it? Fig balls in space. No, can Sydney say that?
Oh, sorry, Sydney.
Are you on Sydney to say that?
Yeah, I sure am.
Fish posh, but see you.
Get ready.
And sorry.
And he'll explain later.
I'm Sydney!
I'm Sydney Sharker!
What the hell is that? What's going on? This show is live horror, but I think we should call it Big Balls, Big Balls in Space.
Yeah, this is pretty much the first movie. You know what I'm really like? I like tightest bit of the man I've ever known.
Look at this shit! No one really knows about this.
70 people died first now. 70 people died. You can't do that! Don't wait! I love the film!
Cindy Sharker! Okay, okay, so you should have put it in. Okay, put it in. Oh, my God!
Oh, welcome back, you okay?
Yeah?
Oh, I'm so sorry to...
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I think that does just about bring us in.
That does bring us in, so let's give it up for Matt Stewart and the Royal Report!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
So, that does bring us to the end of the show.
Thank you so much for coming out.
It's been awesome doing two nights here at the Glee Club.
Fantastic comedy venue that has comedy music every now and then we could have a big
massive round of applause for the Glee Club.
Thank you for having us.
Our producers helped us organize this whole tour.
It's also here tonight.
Big round of applause, Mark Chattaly.
Thank you, Mark.
It's the reason we're here. Thank you, Mark.
Also, we've been looking up to have a photographer
in tonight taking a few snaps.
Liam Cuean, thank you so much for Liam.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tastes for Luke, for the show.
We said only tasteful taste for one, is there?
Not for the whole.
So, yeah, but my little friend came into us, huh?
Yeah. You're regretting saying you're a but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but Oh, thank you so much for coming out. It was our minds that we could come from Melbourne to come to Birmingham and do one, little and two shows here.
So thank you so much for coming out.
We'll be hanging out after the show, we're going to duck backstage,
drop some stuff down, and then we're going to come out here.
And if anyone wants to stick around and say hello,
get a photo, we've got some t-shirts for sale,
there are 15 pounds.
15 pounds for t-shirts.
I mean, he literally got there.
Yeah. We got some t-shirts for sale mean, he literally got there. Yeah.
The Argentina's the sale of their 50-bit helmets.
I guess so.
I mean, I am open to debartering, so what do you think is reasonable?
That's fine.
We also just printed some posters up for our two.
They're on pound!
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First, aren't they are available.
If you would like a collector's item such as a two-opposite, we've got all the dates
and the shows we've done on it.
We've got some pens we can sign those or write a message to you guys or someone at home
if you would like that.
But, generally, thank you so much for coming out and we do hope to meet some of you now.
But until next week, I think that's it for us.
And until then, I will say goodbye!
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank Birmingham. Wow. Still got it. We're still in the air.
Technically this stage. Yes. But that was a great show. Yeah. We can say that because we were there.
Even though right now we're in the air. Yeah. It was so much fun. Thanks so much for those who came
out to Birmingham. Birmingham. Did I do it? That was pretty bloody good. Thanks so much for those who came out to Birmingham. Birmingham, did I do it?
That was pretty bloody good.
Yeah, I just want the headphones on my ear and let's think back to it.
Thank you. Very good.
I think if we come back, we'd definitely come back to Birmingham.
It was such a fun time.
It was awesome, yeah.
Enjoyed so much.
And what a wild story that movie making was.
I had not heard any of that.
It was fascinating.
But then afterwards I watched a trailer for the movie
and it looks crazy.
Completely insane.
I love how they, every 10 seconds they just go raw.
Yeah, raw.
I watch the trailer as well, very, very, very, very, very,
and then it lists the injuries that people sustained
in the trailer for the movie.
Very strange.
Very proud of it.
Yeah, you shouldn't be proud of that.
That's the big hook.
Lots of people were hurt,
and you're really bragging about it.
It's like the high school bully.
You know, he's really proud that he beat up a nerd.
You're the movie itself is proud.
Yeah.
We really took him down. Yeah, we got him. The bully proud that they mull a nerd. The movie itself is proud. Yeah. We really took him down.
Yeah, we got him.
They're probably proud that they mold a man's skill.
This week's Fact Quotal question is gonna happen.
Right now.
Ooh.
It comes in from first time Fact Quotal questioner,
Jacob Giron or Giron or Yiron,
let's say Giron and that's probably not right but
thank you so much Jacob. Thanks Jacob. If you do support us on Patreon, one of the
tiers gets you into the fact-quotal question segment and each week we read out
a different one. You also get to give yourself a title and Jacob's given himself the title of Mr. Morchutchal Grundey.
Oh, I love that. And he has chosen to offer us a fact. And his fact is this, NBA legend
Kobe Bryant once scored 62 points through three quarters of a game. The opposing team had 61.
through three quarters of a game. The opposing team had 61.
Wow, so he beat the team on his own. That's right.
I said, thanks guys, you're the best and I've never missed a week. Oh, brag.
Just because you're jealous because you have Jacob and me, the only two who can.
That's right. Only full-time members.
Exactly.
Unless you can't Nick Mason's logic that's only a real episode when he's on it then.
Again, well then it's you, Matt and.
Yeah, Mason's also in.
You've missed the most episode and you've missed the most episode and you've missed the
most episode.
I was pointing the audience at everyone.
Yep. All right, well that's the audience at the end. Yep.
All right, well, that's this week's back,
Croto Crash, and thanks so much.
That's very impressive.
Yeah.
I hope you're right.
Who's now an Academy Award winner?
What?
Yeah, they're based, there was an animated short film
based on something that he wrote.
I bet he's basketball career
and it won the best animated short.
That's cool.
So he has an Oscar.
Wow.
That's insane. Isn't that. And he also scored 62 points
to three quarter time one time. My PB at basketball is like 26. That's great. Well, it's no Kobe,
is it? No, it's not Kobe. I feel like you mentioned this on the pod before. Yeah. And that time,
you're also self-deprecating when obviously 26 points is very good at the stage what were you like with
four foot. This was more recently than as a child. As a kid I was not scoring 26 points.
That's a great adult score or child score. Or was the last time you played like six months ago?
Right. You got to go back to it or you were tired. No, no, no, I'm going back. I just took
this season off because we were going away for several for like a month. Right, right, right.
What made you played basketball still? Yeah, I don't know that. We've discussed this when we've
been trying to find a time to record podcasts and I've said, can't do Monday, I play basketball.
I assume that was a lot. Yeah, I would thought you were lying as well. We were polite. Thank you
for the surprise. We'd like to come down and cheer you on. I did not invite you
I became it be that a cheer on okay, I'd love to
All right, I can use call 27 points of we were there. Yeah, I'm not really enough to you
I reckon I probably would play really well if you came only because the first time my boyfriend came to watch
He's one of the best games I've ever played in my life because I was clearly showing off
I think that's when I scored 26.
And then the next time he came, it was my worst game ever.
It was terrible.
I had to take myself off the court at one point
because I was hyperventilating
and I had to set the lie down on the ground.
Really?
Yeah, it wasn't good.
What a roller coaster.
Yeah, so he's seen both my highs and lows.
That was quite recent.
Yeah.
26, so that's, you're hitting your P-Birt 28. Yeah. That was quite recent. Yeah. Wow. 26. So that's you're hitting your
P-B at 28. Yeah. Discuss the limits. Yeah.
Anyway, up. Next season. I'm going for 40. Yes. 40 in a game. That'll be so good.
Yeah. And you'd be happy with that round number two. I would be 26 is annoying me a little
bit, but the points are two. So it can't. Anyway, let's thank some people. All right. I'd
love to thank you by May, straight off the bat.
These are some of our Patreon supporters that we're thinking,
by the way, if you've never heard this segment before,
if you support the show on Patreon, as well as a fact-quater
question, some people get to be thanked by name for their support.
And shout out.
Also, Jess gives us a little, some sort of a game to play
with their names.
Yes, so today was about Raw, which obviously 70 cast and crew members
were injured by animals, mostly lions. I think we should say what animals these people
would be injured by, not killed. If they were in the film industry, which may be some
of them are, but if you were in the film industry, what would you be more? Yeah, at work. Also then we should, so this movie was mainly about lines,
and that's why it's called Raw.
So the animal we should have the movie name,
what it would be called.
Yeah, great.
All right, so I'd love to thank, firstly,
from Manhattan in MT,
Dave, which is of course, Massachusetts.
Is that right?
I don't know.
Oh.
I thought you were the geography man.
No, my internet isn't working either, so I can't confirm.
M.C.
Is that Montana?
Oh, Mary.
It's a name in my old house.
Montana.
Montana.
It's a beautiful name.
I really like it.
It's cool.
It's a nice sounding.
I think you just like it because of Hannah.
Montana.
It is Montana. Nice's nice sounding. I think you just like it because of Hannah Montana. It is Montana. Wow
Montana man, Hannah in Montana which borders Idaho and Wyoming
That's cool. I love this about Montana
And who's from Montana? Zane
Houtinger
Whoa, hoodinger
That sounds like a character in a film.
That's a great one.
Yeah, that's great.
And if they were on set, what would Zane be injured by?
Kidding.
Kidding.
And it'd be obviously then because Meow.
No, it's called Meow.
You got to say it like that, that's fun.
I was looking on the map.
Every 10 seconds I can do the trailer.
Meow.
It's really close to Calgary.
It's right on the Canadian border as well.
Montana.
Meow!
Look, that's where South and North Dakota are.
We're right up there.
Yeah, great.
We can look at them after another time.
We're trying to shout out to you, mate.
Thank you for your support.
And sorry that you got mulled by kittens.
Yeah, if you're working on the film, meow. If you go cats in the home just be careful
Yeah, I'll cats on a problem. Oh, it's just just kittens. They grow out of it
They don't just they mall him until a certain age at which point he's allowed to live
They decide yeah, I'd also like to thank much much closer to home for us
in I'd also like to thank much, much closer to home for us in Brunswick, Victoria. I'd love to thank Catherine Trilor.
Oh, hello Catherine Trilor.
I think that you would be attacked by an a kidner.
Great animal, one of only two monotrames.
That's right, mammals that lay eggs.
Plata puss being the other. That's right, mammals that lay eggs, platypus being the other.
Australia's got both of them, suck it, rest of the world. Yeah, we did it. We did it. So what, what would the film be called? I think it would be called... I mean, does it have to be after
their name? The sound they make? Doesn't have to be. Oh, no, that wasn't the sound they make. I just
thought the film should be called... I spell that first. It's second letter
third letter a
really
Contact with you while your mouth makes that shape that's something you got control. Yeah, sure now looking at Matt and I feel better
Yeah, I was gonna call it spike pricks good now. Let, let's call it Pricks. Sorry, but I was saying that in a different way.
Which is Translator's Prick.
Yeah.
We're talking a kid now.
So thank you so much, Catherine, Trollor, and Zane Houtinger.
I love that.
May I thank some people as well?
Please do.
Well, I would like to thank from Eaton in Ohio.
Oh, Ohio.
God's country itself.
Oh, H, that's gotta be Ohio, right?
Gotta be.
Unless it's Oklahoma.
Oh, Oklahoma.
Where the wind comes,
we're in another way.
Anyway, I'd like to thank Elijah Shelley.
That's a nice, nice.
Oh, Shelley, turtles.
I attacked my turtle. That's real good Yeah, no, not this A turtle turtles.
Turtles. Oh, they gang up on you. Yeah, they have nice
debites some of them. Yeah. Could it be called?
Do they have weird tongues? No, I don't think they do.
They probably do. Some of them can push their tongues out.
Yeah. All right, what would a film about turtles because?
Snap.
Ooh, good one.
Great, Matt.
Oh my God.
Great.
Thank you so much.
That was really good.
Thank you.
That was good.
My mom was going to be chomp and yours as much better.
Better.
They've ever seen the photo of a tiny little baby turtle eating
a strawberry.
Very cute.
It's like the one with a teacup pig wearing gumboots in terms of levels of cuteness. It's very
cute for everyone except for Elijah, because that gives them
flashbacks at the time. Yeah, sorry to bring that up again.
Elijah was attacked by a group of hungry turtles. That was
mean, a lot of us was taken for a strawberry. I'm so sorry.
Sunburn. But Elijah is a strawberry bond. We thank you for your service and your bravery. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much. And I'd also like to thank from Carter'sville. I'm not sure which what's GA. GA Georgia.
It's my guess. Let me have a look here. Georgia. Well done. Certainly don't show up for Gary. Georgia unfortunately.
Carter's Villa would like to thank Sean Harris. Hello Sean. Thank you for support. I've
been Georgia. Matt, what sort of animal do you reckon? Sean gets maimed by. Okay. In
Georgia I think of a pretty sure that is where the US Masters is from and one of the classic winners of the Masters is Tiger Woods and
Who lives in the woods but owls?
And the movie is called
It's a real
We've talked about this off-air about show titles that gives critics the opportunity to say this was anything but yeah you're opening yourself right up there but the
movie's gonna be so good yeah if I was a film critic though I would do a bit of a
switcheroo and I'd be like my life final line would be like now this film is a
real good time but there's like he's the dots to make people pause and they're
like oh she's gonna say hey
Turn the page. Oh good time didn't see that coming hoot. Oh, maybe I'd have a film show
And that way I'd be able to say it. It's probably a joke. That's a bit funnier. Yeah, that's great
Not in print but in words
Don't you agree? Yeah. An oral delight. And thank you to another oral delight, Sean Harris.
Love hearing your name in my ears.
Thank you, Sean Harris.
What a champ.
What a champ.
Chat.
We chat on Twitter a bit.
I'm pretty sure, Sean.
Is that right, Sean?
Yes.
Oh, so Sean, I didn't realize you're in the room.
It's true to say yes.
Oh, great.
How did he know?
We're in the air.
I would like to bring us home by thanking a couple of people myself.
And I would like to thank a supporter of our Melbourne live shows,
a matter of few times there, which is always a treat.
I'd like to thank from Clayton in Victoria, Katie Murphy.
Katie.
Hello, Katie.
Thank you so much for your picture on and live show.
Support me.
Do appreciate that a lot.
And just Katie,
what should she watch out for when she stars in her Hollywood blockbuster?
Snakes. Oh no. And Australia has lots of fucked ones.
Oh, I'm sorry, Katie, you actually do have to watch it back.
Somebody at one of our live shows was saying they, uh, he was from Paris. And he was like,
yeah, I was thinking of it. I reckon he was. I think he was from Paris and he was like, yeah, I was thinking he was
I think he was from he was from Paris. I think you trust this and I he was saying he wanted to come to Australia
just like a holiday or almost Joseph was Joseph and he said but is it safe?
And I was like, yeah, I mean we like don't go out into the middle of the
outback by yourself. Sure. But in a city, you're fine. Yeah, it's hard to just go
out to the middle of the outback. That would be quite a lot of effort. Yeah, you
you don't accidentally end up in the middle of the outback. After several hours
of driving and not seeing another person, you'd realize, maybe you'd taken a
wrong turn. This is all good advice. I hope you're listening, Katie, because do not do what we're telling Joseph to.
Yeah, exactly.
And Katie's film.
I think Katie's pretty well aware.
The film would be called.
I think it would be called HISS.
Yeah, it's got to be HISS.
Oh, I like it.
Yeah.
HISS.
Lots of essence.
Lots of essence.
How many?
Seven, you're okay?
Yeah, I agree. All right, I'll do his seven-boy now. HISS. Lots of essence. Yes. Seven. How many? Seven, you're looking?
Yeah, I'm looking.
Alright, I'll do his seven boy now.
Yes.
That was seven.
That was seven.
Just the Jets, so I'll probably round up to 10.
Okay, 10.
Katie, your film is.
Yes.
Perfect.
He's really good at that.
Yeah, that was great.
It's kind of like when you're filling up the car with petrol and you try to get it to
like an even amount.
You want to get it straight on.
Some places here, you have to prepay, Matt, or were you going and paying, then there was
a petrol attendant that was filling out the car, and you asked for 50 pounds worth and
you went inside and just and I were thinking, we were watching very closely.
You can get exactly 50.
You're going to rip us off here.
He gave us one Pence more than 50.
We got a free Pee petrol.
Free Pee petrol.
Oh, like this country.
Free Pee.
Free Pee.
Free Pee.
Should I go to Bulls, get a free Pee in twice?
I think the opening scene of his will be a snake biting a bike tire.
Okay.
And that will make it sound a little
divvy to it better.
It'll make it sound a little bit like this.
And the movie begin.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is a bit of a ritz symbolism.
You start the film there.
And the movie begins.
You actually hear the narrators. Yeah, Matt's the narrator
Anyway, thank you Katie. Thank you so much. I'd also like to thank from
Garing in what I imagine is New England
I'll double check this one. You're a bit of an NE we've gone around the map a bit of an NE
Do you have an NE we've gone around the map. I would like to thank from a garing possibly in New England
Matt tell me no braska
You get what you do it tell me what new England is then new England is not a state. Oh, it's that collection of
Polgize
Yet you want me to apologize. I'm sorry
Polgize for my
From Nebraska my goodness from Nebraska, my goodness.
From Gary Nebraska, even, I'm saying that right.
I'd like to thank Ethan Pax.
Pax.
Just one, just one, just one, yes.
Pax, not Pax.
Pax, don't do it.
I love it.
And his two A's there.
Ha ha, Dickhead, I got you.
All right, Ethan Pax, anybody got a feeling on an animal?
Pax, I mean, Pax is very evocative of like, like, Dickhead I got you all right Ethan parks anybody got a feeling on an animal parks
I mean parks is very evocative of like like parks and park lands. Oh, that's what I'm that's what it does to me
I know is that what it's a voking that's what's a voking for me and it is a vocative and we're strolling in England
Through a park you have to of course watch out for volves
volves yes
So do you think that do you think that would be what we're talking about here?
I think that Ethan has to watch out for voles. I'm not a hundred percent sure what a vol is
You've googled it already. They are so small
Describe a vol just in case anything does a vol is a small rodent relative of the mouse
It's like cute mouse though
Not like always has a stouter body, a shorter hairytale,
and a slightly round ahead.
Smaller ears and eyes and differently formed molbers.
Did you say cute mouse?
Yeah.
I think we have our film title, cute mouse.
Cute mouse.
But I mean, the title is a bit misleading
because obviously even gets moldy.
Ethan is very, very, very, very hard.
I'm one of them too.
Not even like a pack of them.
He's just really soft.
Just a little bit embarrassing.
One vol, who's done bad.
Evil could be the most important.
A rogue vol.
It's evil.
Evolved.
Evil and it's evolved.
Into a blood sucking vol.
I wish it made this move.
What a, you know who should direct it?
Yandobond.
Yandobond. Yandobond. It's a master. What a... You know who should direct it? Jan DeBond. Oh, Jan DeBond.
Jan DeBond.
He's a master.
Oh, what a master.
You know how they were saying,
Noel was their safe word?
Yeah.
Can we from now on?
Instead of Noel, we'll say Noel.
Instead of yes, we'll say Jan DeBond.
Jan DeBond.
Can that also be our safe word though?
I'd love that.
If you're in trouble,
you're gonna go and hit the town now for a fun or not here in England.
We're gonna go see a musical on the West End.
So if any of us get into trouble, we'll just yell,
Yandabont!
And then he'll say, yes,
because he'll obviously be there because he's a classy man.
Yes.
Oh, Yandabont!
Oh, Yandabont!
Do you want to go to the coffee later?
Yandabont.
Sorry, you in trouble?
Yes, say, Dave, you confused this. Yeah,
but I really just want it to be my safe. Yeah, but mine was cute and whimsical and you've
made it weird. Well, let's make a bowl our safe word. Yeah, bowl.
Bowl. Bowl. Thanks to Ethan. Thank you.
Thank you. And to all the Patreon supporters that we have,
and if you want to join that crew of amazing people,
you got a patreon.com slash do go on pod,
and pledge any amount, any little amount
to keep this show rocking and rolling
and touring the world these days.
Right, very nice.
So funny.
So weird to say.
So weird to say, but, and again,
thanks, everyone, that came to the UK shows, we do
hope to do more of this traveling and touring next year.
So keep an eye out for that.
And if you want to keep an eye out for any live show dates or our social media links or
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Follow all the links there.
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And if you do have a chance, it would be so nice
if you would be able to give us a five-star review on iTunes or whatever the thing you use.
Yeah, most platforms do have a rating system. So yeah. And the more love we get, the more it
pops up in charts and other people's suggestions and that's how we find new people and then
suddenly we're touring the places we've never even had. No, not everyone can afford to
Support on Patreon, which is obviously absolutely fine
But if you do have a chance, I'll be a real nice thing
You could potentially do it gives a five-star review or even a we've met a few people in this tour who have taken a friend's phone
Who didn't know how to podcast
Downloaded the podcast app and subscribed them to us and said listen to this episode you might like it
And that's actually ended up with some people liking the show so much that they've come
and seen us live, which is wild.
Yeah.
Totally wild.
And also probably a little bit of an invasion of privacy.
Yeah, but we're giving you the green light.
We have that power.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
But that does bring us to the end of another episode and for the final time from London, England
We'll say thank you very much for listening. Thank you so much. Thank you so much and late hers and until next week goodbye
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