Two In The Think Tank - 191 - Dumb Deaths (with Nick Capper and Oliver Clark)

Episode Date: June 19, 2019

This week's episode of Do Go On was recorded live on a beach at the Koh Samui International Podcast Festival. We each did a mini report on a "dumb death" - that is dumbs ways in which people have died. The topics were Bobby Leach, the first person to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the horse loving "Mr. Hands" and badass lawyer Clement Vallandigham. One of the three stories is a bit full on, but very very funny.We were also joined on stage by two of our funniest friends Nick Capper from The Phone Hacks podcast and the best in showbiz, Oliver Clark.Our website: dogoonpod.comSupport the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/ Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader ThomasREFERENCES AND FURTHER READINGMr Handshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_casehttps://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=30811https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/videotapes-show-bestiality-enumclaw-police-say/https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/felon-accused-of-running-animal-sex-farm-in-whatcom-county/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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My name is Dave Warnke and I'm quickly here at the start of the episode to tell you that this week's episode was recorded live on a beach in Thailand in Kosovoi at the Kosovoi International Podcast Festival, where yesterday or a couple of days ago we just returned from after being there for nearly a week as guests of the little dumb dumb club who have organised that for the third year in a row and man. I just want to say a very big thank you to Tommy and Carl who from the dumb dumb club who were on two weeks ago were on our show. And just to say, massive thank you to them for having us and to a big shout out to anyone who came to the festival.

People were so welcoming and kind and yeah, it was just so great to meet all of you and what an absolute dream come true. A dream I didn't even know I had when I started podcasting that we could one day record live on a beach in a tropical paradise. So that's what you're about to hear. I'm just going to let you know, I don't know if this is slightly a warning or something that we are all going to do a mini report on a topic that you may or may not have seen in the episode description. I know some people avoid that. With a fantastic SNCC cap or an

Oliver Clark or also part of the festival, it is a lot of fun. One of the reports is probably a little bit more graphic than we usually go. And you'd be surprised to know it wasn't me who went this graphic this time. I'm not going to tell you which a report it is, but I'm sure you work it out within about five seconds of this person that's not me asking the question to get onto the topic. I think it is very, very funny as well, I should just say, but I don't know, just in case it's not our usual style. It's so along this similar lines and in a way to the death burial or cremation episode that I did very, very early on.

So there's just a bit of that. Just keep that in your back in your minds and hopefully you're still okay with it. But if this is your first ever episode of Do Go On, you may love it and it won't be like this that often, or you may hate it. And I will tell you that it won't be like that all of this often. It's not always this graphic. There's plenty of episodes out there to check out. Maybe don't start with this one, so I'm not gonna say. But it is a lot of fun. I really hope you do enjoy it.

Please let us know. As always, you can get in contact, which I'll read out of the contact details at the end of the episode or just go to our website, dogoonpod.com. I'll be back at the end to thank a few people that support the show on Patreon and do the usual stuff there. But until then, please enjoy this episode. yeah, keep in mind it was recorded live

on a beach in Thailand, which is really, really cool. The audio, there was a bit of wave stuff going on and my good friend Josh Mitchell, a big shout out to him, he is an audio engineer and sound composer and I sent the files off to him so he has cleaned it up a little bit. So I appreciate that. Josh, out with that further ado, do go on live at the Kosovoi International podcast festival Hello Kosovoi, how you doing? Yeah

All right, welcome to another episode of do go on my name is Davearnke, and I'm standing here on stage on a beach in Thailand with just Perkins and Matt Stewart! Yeah! Thank you so much! This is fucking wild! The speaker is right next to me, so for me the sound is great! Yeah, wow! You mean, yeah? Oh, fuck! Hagger was a bit where I had to test the microphones before.

That will be the highlight of the festival for some of you. Dylan, I made a drinking game where every time Dave says, aha, you take a shot and when he goes, one, two, aha, you skull. We're going to get sparked this holiday. Let me just say aha, one, two, aha. Oh, Matt, how are you doing? Yeah, great.

It's good to be here. Thanks for, yeah. How are you? So, have you never It's good to be here. Thanks, sir. Yeah. How are you? So, have you never heard the show before? We have to momentarily check in throughout the show with Matt to make sure that he's still awake, basically. He spaces out a little bit, but that's OK.

That's all right. I'm not true. Does anyone know who we are? That's very nice. Thank you very much. Thank you for lying. Yeah. That's very kind. No, hang on. Thank you for lying. Yeah, that's very kind. But how, you say they talk about it, they say it's anyone aware of

doing it. Great. How many of those though? Only started listening when we were announced that we were coming here as well. A few as well. That's very nice of you. Thank you. Instead of just being like, no, we'll figure it out. That's very cool. Thanks. Thanks for that sweet bump, Carl. Appreciate that. Much appreciated. figure it out. That's very cool, thanks. Thanks for that sweet bump, Carl. Appreciate it, much appreciated. Other in the scale, give us a round of applause if you've never heard the show before. Thank you, No need to be so proud in the front row sir. Thank you. I thought it was going to be the other way around. I thought most people were going to be like hurry up and fair enough.

We don't say, yes, it's really pandering to you. Yeah, I just want you to like us. But also Dave, now Matt and I both said, you know you have to as well. Uh, one, two, uh, uh. Hey, you may also notice that we've left a couple of chairs. That's not because we hate each other. We are actually going to have a few guests as well. Dave, would you like to bring on our guests?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I know that you know and love them. And I know that you know and love them and I know that I know and love them could you please put your hands together welcome to the stage out special guests it's Nick cappare and all the clock yeah oh we're upstanding please be upstanding for all the clock and Nick cappare thank you so much. Two. Do we have enough chairs up here? Yeah. Where do you want me? Sit down. I'll sit right there, I see.

Do we have enough chairs up here? That's good stuff. What a great start. Anyway, you're fucking hell. So great to have you here, Oliver. How are you? Well, I'm pretty good. My brain's a bit damaged, obviously.

But here we are. Thank you very much for having me on your first live podcast in Samooie. Yes wonderful stuff. When would you like me to sing? Anytime. Whenever it feels right. Just go for it. I reckon your rendition of the theme song probably was sound better than the one we just played. It was pretty great. I didn't even know what it was. Is that what I was hearing? I don't know if that's right. That's perfect, you know? That's the best it's ever sounded. And how about you, Capo, would you like to do an impression

of our theme song? Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do The t-shirt for us last year, and while drawing us, had some interesting feedback. What did you say about our faces, Cap? They are the worst faces to draw in their history of face. What you actually said was you've never seen such a lopsided bunch of... BOOOMS! That was it! They wore it down here! Yeah, they're beautiful people and will not mat.

But, they're pretty, mats are easiest to door actually because he's got a big if you shave that beard off Jesus Christ Well, can I just say starting this week? He's not the only one on this podcast with a beard Oh, Dave my oh, we are one weekend Man, it was I thought well my daughter podcast with Dave on dead Kelly Jesus that is a bit. Thank you. Thank you so much. Now, there's one other thing I've learned twice in my life. Now, once from listening to Dumb Dumb Club lately, and once from living with Nick Kappa

for about a year, he's the stinkiest man in showbiz. Is that, that's a thing that comes up a lot. Did you know that? I think it's a room out I don't know if it's actually true, but. Hey, it's very hot here. Okay, I just stipulate that. But, but yeah, I think it's a beautiful smell and people get into it after a while. And it's why I've stayed in the career for so long is, you know, without it, you'd all

miss me. Well, you have the reputation of Stinky Man. You've got to bring it. Yeah, also great riffs like this. Yeah. Two things that have kept you in the game. Great statements. You love it every time. Yeah.

And before we get into the show, I just want to point out Oliver, just in case you're still feeling the effects of a certain water slide today, would you like to describe to the people at home and hear what you did to your brain and body this afternoon? Well I think that's why my brain is feeling a bit. I might be you know have a bit of a concussion maybe. I hit the water pretty hard so went to the water with high sky, water park. Anyway, high park thank you very much. So I went

contacts and I went down and suddenly the water was going in and I was like I better shut my eyes because my contacts are going to fly out. So I had no idea where water was going in. I was like, I better shut my eyes because my contacts are going to fly out. So I had no idea where I was going or when I was going to launch. So I went and I was like, oh, man! I'm, oh! And then I just got to do a few tumbles and landed on my side and my cheek. So I got a bit of a shiner on the cheek

and I got a massive bruise on the torso here. The first man to get beat up by a pool. I know. LAUGHTER It won't be the last time. I'm telling you. Was it in ground or above ground? I know. I know.

It won't be the last time. I know. Was it in ground or above ground? Well, it's just in the other guy. There's full of water. I know. Well, it is great to have you guys back, well, to have you on the show. And you haven't heard the show before.

Basically, what we do here at DoGoOn is we usually take it in turns to write a report on a topic often suggested by a listener. But this week, for our first episode here in CoSumil, we've decided to do a mini report each of the three of us on an overarching theme and inspired by our gracious hosts, the little dumb dumb club. We've decided to go with the theme of dumb dumb deaths. People that have died in fucked up ways. That's right. So we're taking turns and I'm going to kick things off. Fantastic. And we often start with a question, I don't know if you have written one just because if you have heard the show before you know that Jess does not do that despite it being a thing that we've done every week for 190 weeks in a row

it's a few it's a few weeks and every time you say and we always start with a question and I go fuck but I did today thank you very much and my question is who was the first man to go over the edge of Niagara Falls in a barrel? Overclocked. I didn't have my contacts here. I just got in. I don't know if you'll know this one. Does anybody in the audience have any clues?

You're shaking your head on behalf of everyone, which I love that confidence. Did you have someone? you have an idea? A woman did it This is the first man to live that was to live to live sure. Yeah, lots of people Yeah, come on mate men can do things as well, okay? Yeah, this isn't this isn't dumb ways to live Otherwise I would be in this okay Otherwise I would be in this, okay? Now we report done on me. Ah, ah, ah! The answer is a guy called Bobby Leach,

but before I need to give you a little bit of context. So back in 1829 there was a guy called Sam Patch. He was known as the Yankee Leapster. Oh, ho, ho. Which is the best. The Yankee Leapster, and he jumped off the top of Niagara Falls from a high-tailed jumped, and he survived somehow.

All right. And he was basically known as the first American daredevil. He kind of started this trend of people just being like, oh, I'm gonna do dumb shit too. And lots of people did. An estimated 5,000 people have died going up in Niagara Falls. 5,000. Yeah.

It took them quite a while, but now it's illegal. Um, it took that many. Jumping into one of the world's biggest waterfalls. Maybe I'm the lucky one. Those idiots didn't know what they were doing. Do you think in 4,998 people have died? And they said, well, wait two more. And if it happens, then we'll back.

Yeah, all that red tape. Do you think that these are the kind of people who will be stopped by a law? Yeah, good point. No one would do anything illegal. So that was Sam Patch. He did that back in 1829 and 28 years after he first jumped and then named Robert Leach was born in Manchester in the UK in about 1857 or 1858. Who knows? At the age of 18, he moved to the US, and by then he was an expert swimmer

and began his showbiz career with the circus. In fact, it was the Barnerman Bailey circus made famous from the greatest showman. Before that no one had ever heard of it. Wow, circuses were great back then. Look how fast this dude could swim. What a love to stroke on that man. This is great. This swimming stroke. Yeah, pervert. He was performing high dives and all sorts of exciting, you know, you're literally exhibitions of trick swimming. Now on my back. Oh!

I'll pull a rabbit out of my eye. Wow, it's got a snorkel and everything. This guy is good. In 1909, he dived off the 63-meter high, Honeymoon Bridge, into the Niagara River. Sam account say that he had a parachute on, some say he just dived into the aircraft. Fuck, but he survived. He amazingly survived. And in 1910, he went through the rapids leading up to the falls in a barrel because that

seems like a smart thing to do. But he got stuck in a whirlpool and he had to be rescued. He's great. It was bad. It was his trip over the falls. In 1911, it made him the most famous. He wasn't the first person to go over Niagara Falls, like it was mentioned here. That was achieved by a teacher named Annie Edison Taylor in 1901, on her 63rd birthday.

She got in a barrel and she just went for it. Apparently, she just needed some cash. Really? Yeah, she was a bit strapped for cash. She was like, I'll do this and people will give me some money and I'll be right. They'll repay my rent. It's where the people did these dumb things back then because you couldn't really go viral. I wasn't like someone did a drawing of it and they're like, oh, better pass this to Barry.

I love this. I'll mainly imagine drawing, I did, of this person going off a barrel and a waterfall. Yeah, you went over a waterfall and 14 people saw it. Oh man, are you the guy from the drawing? Yeah. That's so good. Oh wow. Why is it going over in a barrel by the way?

I don't know why a barrel, I think just for some protection. Maybe it's like a, you know, they're bruski and stuff in a barrel. So I think when I would be a bit of a smoother ride, like a vintage whiskey. No, you're not. At least you have it. You know, at least you have it. Is that where a barrel of fun comes from?

I would assume so. That was the first bodies in the barrels. Yeah. You got a pause for that? Well, that, and an instant regret face. Very good. By the way, before Annie did this herself, she was like, I better run some tests. So she padded an oak and iron barrel with a mattress

and sent a cat over the falls instead. How many cats have died going over Niagara Falls? That number we've lost count. Basically what NASA did as well, right? Yeah, true. And the cat survived, by the way. The cat's fine. Oh, really?

A little bit bruised, a little bit bloody, but it was fine. And she posed for photos with it afterwards. Jesus. A bit fucked. Anyway, so then Annie decides to do it. She goes over, she survives. Obviously, like, injuries, but she's alive. And after it, after she'd gone over the Niagara Falls, she said, if it was with my dying

breath, I would caution anyone against attempting the feet. I would sooner walk up to the mouth of a cannon, knowing it was going to blow me to pieces, then make another trip over the falls. So she's quite passionate about it. She's like maybe don't, but Bobby Leach did not listen. In fact, apparently for a time he owned and ran a restaurant and would boast to customers that anything any could do, he could do better. What a sad man. Wow, what a great restaurant. Do the burger challenge and you get to face the cannon. What's he staring at this cannon? He's a cool dude.

So he decided to attempt to ride in a barrel over the falls, but his barrel was more like a steel drum. He began constructing a tube that would fit him in it and he could hit a faster speed than an ordinary barrel. I mean, one thing you need is speed in a situation. Yeah, you want to die quickly. Finally, he came up with this elongated steel barrel. Just has like a little hole in it,

and that's where he perches himself. That sounds like a torpedo. It kind of looks like that, yeah. It looks a bit like a cartoon torpedo of a Niagara Falls. I'll explain. And his name is Elon Musk. So on the 25th of July 1911, from the New York side of the river, because the Canadian police had banned it.

He went over the largest of the three waterfalls on the Niagara River, the 51 meter high horse shoe falls. And he survived. You're all thinking that's when he died. But it's not. That's disappointing to be honest. He survived and it was reported at the time that he was completely unscathed, which was absolutely not true. He spent five months in hospital. He broke both his kneecaps, several ribs, and he's jaw. But everyone was like, no, he ribs, and he's jaw. But everyone was like, no, he did it, he's fine. Hey waiter, what happened to the owner of this restaurant?

He just went off to the waterfalls in a barrel. He's fine. He's fine. He'll be back in five months, cool. Yeah, two soups, thanks. We'll get him to go. See, look, this is what you were talking about before about going viral, because one thing he did differently and arguably better than any Taylor was he capitalized on his stunt.

After he recovered from his injuries, he toured with his barrel across the world, through the US and through Europe. He's going around, he's telling the story, talking about how brave he is. Was the barrel intact? Well, I think it must have been, because he had that with him, and people would take photos of him and the barrel intact? Well, I think it must have been, because he had that with him, and people would take photos of him and the barrel. He's checking in oversized bag. Waiting for it to come round to the conveyor belt. Oh, no, that's not mine.

There's so many of these things. But then he sort of when he does, pick it up, he's like, oh, don't ask, is that my barrel the one over there, you're full? It's not any like anyone can prove him wrong as well. Like hang on, that's not the barrel in the drawing. It looks slightly different. It's a well-bow. He's touring alone, people are taking photos. In February of 1926, he was on a promotional tour in New Zealand.

And this would be his last promotional tour. Because during his time in New Zealand, he slipped on an orange peel. No. promotional tour because during his time in New Zealand he slipped on an orange peel. This would result in his death. He entered his leg, it became infected, he got gangrene and the leg had to be amputated and there were complications post post-surgery and he died after slipping over an orange peel. And of course, let me see the question we're all thinking is what happened to the orange. But it was never found.

And to this day is the only orange in history to get away with murder. And that's a story of Bobby Leach. Yeah, just back in. I wonder if the 63-year-old teacher walked into his hospital bed and trotted on an orange pill in front of him and just said, yeah, fuck you, buddy. Oh, do you look at that? Oh, thank you so much. Oh.

I think it will time. Drink delivery. Drink delivery, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you, waiter. Yeah, so that's... No, I'm fine. Hang on.

He'll be back. Thank you. I thought your peanut collada thing was a bit, but you're just about to have a say. Yeah, so that's no, I'm fine He'll be back I thought your peanut collada thing was a bit, but you're just about out of the second one. Yeah, okay anyone Like making love after midnight If you like peanut Oh, I do you do please room three triple one. Thank you That's actually Actually, I feel like a mistake

That's a dumb yeah, you got drinks charges and three triple one. Oh, no You dumb shit you dumb shit. I think this should look a bit like this I think this should look a bit like this. I kept walking past my room because it was like, why do I keep walking past it? I realized that 3-1-1-3 doesn't exist because I guess 13 is an unlucky number. True. Is they still doing that? I thought they were more fashion things. Yeah, there's no 3-1-3.

Well fuck me. Really? Okay, I will. I will. Room 3-1. But only after midnight. Only after midnight. Alright, what if someone rocked up and said, I would like to be after midnight, but if someone rocked up and said I would like to be pleased, but I'm not a fan of the pinnacle Get the fuck out of my bedroom

I'm looking for my perfect match. I do like dancing in the rain though. No, it's got to be all of it It's all or nothing. I'm sorry. I only drink blue Hawaii Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you, waiter. Thank you. Thank you so much. Give it up, I did it.

You're welcome. What a job. Oh, God. All right, so great report. This kick us off there from Jess. Matt, you are going up next. Yes. And I thought I was meant to be more fucked than that.

So what was the top of you? Dum-dum deaths. Yes. And I thought I was meant to be more fuck than that. So what was the topic again? Dum-Dum Deaths. Right. Which when I hear dum-dum I think fuck. So my question is which Dum or unusual death led to B.C. Ality being outlawed in Washington State in 2006? 2006 That's two reasons That's two reasons. I also like the fact that before this podcast you walked up to me and said oh You being from the country you'll like my story I thought it was gonna be like about a horse or something. It is. It is. But not in that way, I thought someone's died falling off a horse. Oh.

And they've fallen off in a different way. So, and which, it was Washington State, it was banned in 2006. Before that BCL, he was A.O.K. That's right, yes. Legally. And morally. And morally. In God, we trust. That's one of it. Legally. And morally. And morally. In God we trust. That's one of that.

Any Americans in? All right. Anyone? You said that really proudly and then immediately went, oh no. Is that because of the bestieality thing? You're not from near that. So it's fine. Take it out.

I just put a question out there briefly. I've got a cat right and the cat hops up on my bed in the morning. OK, let's see where this goes. OK. Now, I've got a pretty thick donor, maybe sometimes two in winter. But sometimes that cat starts making muffins on my balls. Anyway, that's been good. Oh, guys.

We'll be back. I keep them using it. It eventually gets kicked off, but not for a little bit. You know, fine. Is that? It's legal. Very good. Thank you very much. Yeah, um, look, I'm just it's a I guess I'm putting it out to the people but you're asking I think I'm right fans. Yeah, they've all done this. Did any of you have an answer? I don't know. Oh, She's a bit right. A bit right, no, no, no.

That is great. Did anyone know what flight that is? They can time stamp when this is recorded. If people at home were wondering we actually were outside on a beach. Yeah, yeah. No, they didn't say that. Yeah, we haven't said that on the last time. We said that. The beautiful outside on a beach. Yeah

The beautiful sounds of a beach there Flowing overhead. Sorry. Do we didn't have an answer? It was Kenneth pinion aka mr. Hands Are you all familiar with mr. Hands? Mr. Hands give me a round of applause if you know Mr. Hands. Oh, that's a lot of you. All right. Mr. Hands.

That's a mark of respect. Yeah. I don't hate his nickname. I'll be honest. No, it's pretty funny. Is that what they call him at the zoo or something? Oh my god, that is... yes. Apparently, that's what they call it.

The zoo, the online chat rooms. Where they're into this, they call zoos. Oh, really? That is what they call them at the zoo, the online chat rooms, where they're into this, they call zoos. Oh, really? That is why they call them at the zoo. Right. You know a lot about this country boy. Yeah. Yeah.

I would never go near a zoo. Right. I know about Mr. Handson the Farms, but yeah. Sure. That's why you like John Deere so much. You like this? Deers. Yeah.

Anyway, let's do a factor at all. All right, well here is my report. In Washington, yeah. Anyway, let's do it. Let's do it. All right, well, here is my report. In Washington State and the USA, oral and anal sex was a criminal act until July 1, 1976, when that law was repealed. The repealing of this law had an unintended flow and effect, though, as written into the same piece of legislation where other forbidden sex acts. Here is that piece of legislation. Every person who shall kindly know in any manner any animal or bird or who shall kindly

know any male or female person by the ainess or with the mouth or tongue or who shall voluntarily submit to such knowledge or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead body shall be guilty of sodomy. So they went, we wanna get rid of head jobs being illegal. Let's get rid of the law. So everything was back on the table, accidentally, I think. I was seven days ago to say head jobs for a while, either. I was sitting at old school.

I was sitting at like, you're eight. I was like, what are you saying, blowies? Yeah. Sorry. Hey honey, guess what? You can give me a blowie also. We get to fuck the budget. No.

A whole win. Woohoo! It's going out in the capa house, bro. Why did they have to write that in, though? I'm guessing they didn't. Okay. It feels like a floor in the system. A pleticontry.

Lots of. Must've been on a Friday or something where he's like, oh, I'll just let him all through. Got a big weekend. And there was probably one politician going, yeah, no, yeah. I think it's fine. Let's just repeal the whole thing. Don't worry about it.

I don't think about this too much. I don't know. So when this law was repealed, not only wasinal and oral-sexte criminalised but so was B.C.A.L.I.D. in Necrophilia. The dumb death story I'm talking about today though involves the B.C.A.L.I.D.E. You probably figured that out from the question earlier. I don't know how you died from fucking a dead guy. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay.

You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay.

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You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't let it stay. You can't do anything. And he did. From there he became involved in increasingly extreme sex acts, including fisting, inserting oversized dildos. And this is where the law change becomes relevant, receiving anal sex from horses. Is this too much? I wasn't sure there's a bit too much. Is this a family result?

I'm sorry. The family's gone. I was so far into the report when I found out some of the details it was too far to go back. You didn't think to just leave out some of the fucked details. How are we too far in when you know it's a man fucking horse from the start being fucked by a horse? Oh, that's way better. Suddenly horse racing seems alright. I'm like, oh yeah, good on it, at least in a fucking game. Before you started the report, I'd never considered that anyone could have sex with a bird. Have you thought about Amy?

No, it's all I'm thinking about. You're thinking of small birds, see me birds. Casualary! Oh, yeah! Oh shit, yeah. That's a sexy bird. I think you insert them, I think. Yeah, yeah.

I think so. It's a good luck with that pelican, bro. I think you insert them, I think. Yeah. Thanks. It's a good luck with that pelican, bro. Or a wandering albatross, the longest bird in the world. Right, funny and factual. I love it. Well, the pelican falcon, the fastest bird in the world. Oh, he got an in bird. The blue-footed booby.

Is that a yes, a bird? The funniest sounding bird in the world. So he became involved in an online community of men called Zoos, as Caput told us, actually, we had on a bit too much before. And a lot of people ride horses are hobby, but for these men, horses were more of a passion. And they let the horses do the riding. Oh my god.

So Barra hurt you in the horses. He goes, yeah, you could say horses are into me. There it is. In this online community, opinion was known by the pseudonym Mr. Hands. No, it's no good. The group began meeting up at a farm in a rural area near Enhamclaw, Washington. There they would film each other being boned by horses.

According to Charles Moudidi, who was behind the 2007 documentary about these events called Zoo. The men trained the horses to penetrate them by stripping, applying a horse breeding pheromone and bending over. I thought you just rub a bunch of peanut butter on it. Strappin' out back your balls. I need if it dresses a horse. Lovely lady horse. Big eyelashes. Look at the flanks on that.

How do I assume it's going to fit? Seriously? Well, that's part of the problem here. Oh my god. Oh no. Everyone here will just slowly cross their legs at some point. I feel like you'd have to build up to it over days, just eating massive amounts of food,

taking massive turds, just stretching that anus right out. Butt plugs, Ollie. Butt plugs. Oh yeah, that's an easy one. Now, I'd rather shit myself. What if you go- Until I'm ready. What if you just got a mechanical ball and just strapped a dildo on the end of that? Yeah. That seems a lot more ethical.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need someone on a remote going, yeah, check this out. I'm really going to give this guy a work. It could be fun. It's like a group activity. Yeah, it'd be like Nintendo, but you're stressing someone's asshole. Mediti also suggested that the men had a fixation on large penises and that they had nothing to do with horses

really. And that it was just the most accessible big dick. Yeah. Hey, that's the nickname of the horse. Big dick. Big dick. Big dick. Yeah. All right. Well, they're really creative with the names. Forget Pegasus, the sexual Pegasus. All this ahead. Is anyone got any other ones? Yeah. Maduudie also said that pinion did not truly love horses and was not a true zoo foil. Although pinion did have a plaster cast created of the penis of his favorite horse who was named strut.

Strut. Strut. All right. What is wrong? With Matt, I know, I'm sorry about him. That is just crazy. How did a motorbike accident lead to this? That's what I want to know. Yeah, you were going to hire a motorbike?

Yeah, I'm in a motorbike. And I'm never riding one again. Now that you've heard, you can hear me hoarse. It's like my mom, she doesn't like motorbikes. She thinks they're too dangerous. Don't let her get access to the story. Nick, don't you ride that motorbike again. Next thing you know you'll be getting in the stable, getting fucked by a strike. Just plays the video every time we go for a ride.

Pinyon, along with truck driver James Michael Tate and another unknown man would often visit the farm near Enham Claw And on the fateful day of July 2nd 2005 they visited the farm for the last time After filming take getting done by a stallion Tate then filmed pinion having his turn By this time something went wrong and pinion went limp his body his body went limp How about the horse The horse never went limp horse on them strong

The unknown man drove pinion to the Annam Claw community hospital in search of medical assistant he drove into a vet And according to the Seattle Times, Mettics wheeled the man into an examination room before realizing that he was dead. What? And when hospital workers look for the driver, he was gone, he bailed. He was weird, he didn't want to hang around and explain himself.

Pinyon was identified as the 45-year-old Seattle resident from his driver's license. And according to the King County Medical Examiner's office, he died of acute parotonitis due to a perforation of the colon. But on the plus side, he died doing what he loved. No, he died being done. What he loved. Finian family were contacted for comment a couple of weeks after the incident and said,

they never suspected it, he was involved in B.C.A.L.D. and that they were surprised when they learned he had purchased a thoroughbred stall in it earlier in the year. It really came out of the blue to them. Like, he's never shown an interest in horses before. They only sound slightly surprised though, don't they? Yeah. It was a couple weeks later that time to make. It's two weeks enough time to process that. Yeah. Jesus. I'll be thinking about this story for weeks.

So did they, because they had a fascination with huge penises. Yeah. Well, they're getting, you know, fucked by huge penises and they're like, nah, let's go a real extreme with this shit. Like let's buy some horses, really go all the way. Like, no one's perforating my rectum like it.

I need something that really puts a hole in that pin. And the horse is the only one that's gonna do it. The cops were able to track down the farm and there they found hundreds of videotaped hours of horse on man action including footage of opinions by fatal final ride. I thought I thought I thought I thought I was a pretty good turn of phrase I can't remember. Fatal final ride.

Yeah, you are a poet. The police watched all the tapes in search of illegal activity. Some guys volunteered very early on. Because B.C.A.L.E. was not illegal, they were searching for evidence of animal cruelty. They wanted to get their surviving two guys on something. Couldn't get them on B.C.A.L.E. so they wanted to get them on animal cruelty. They found the exact opposite. Well, I...

You zoom in on this one, you can see the horse's tears. Yeah. Oh, my God. Lips quivering. This horse tried to buy one kilo of ice. According to Charles Meduti, the prosecutor's office wanted to charge tape with animal abuse. Great name. But the police found no evidence of abuse animals on the many video tapes they collected from his home. As there was no law against

humanely fucking a horse, this is his quote, the prosecutors could only charge tape with trespassing. So they did. That's what he got done for in there. The trespassing charge came about as some of the sex acts caught on film occurred on a neighbor's farm with a neighbor's horse. And this was discovered when police showed the neighbors the tapes. That was showing them all around. They had a screening at the local cinema. Yeah, go the round, go the round. Have a look at this, have a look at these hundreds of hours of footage.

We'll just play it, you could just pop in an hour. As you move your mouth. We're going to show it in widescreen. The neighbours who declined to be identified said they were shocked and angry after seeing the footage. You don't say. After watching the tapes, and I'm called police commander Eric Saltman said, we couldn't believe what we were seeing. In the rare rare case this happens, it's the person doing the animal, not the other way around.

I think that this has led to the astonishment of all the entities involved. I agree. Judge David Christie gave Tate a suspended one-year sentence, as well as a $300 fine and one-day of community service. Tate was also ordered to never visit the farm again, the harshest penalty of all. Due to Pinyon's death, the Washington legislature made B.C.A. class C felony, punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Before his death, Pinyon had bought a property with a small barn where he could have kept his horse. And as Charles Medootie later wrote, if Pinyon hadn't died that day, not only would BCLV still be legal in Washington State, but near the shores of Okhaba, an engineer who worked on the most complex machine in the history of the world at Boeing, would be practically married to a horse. A descendant of the dominant means

of transportation for centuries. LAUGHTER On the surface, the situation would have looked normal. Pinyon, a proud equestrian by day, brushing his horse's mane, riding the handsome creature, but at night, he would cross the line. LAUGHTER Makes you think.

That's the end of my report. APPLAUSE That's super. APPLAUSE Next time you sit in a Boeing, going, wow, this screen back in attainment is amazing. That got dude who got fucked by a horse, mate. Apparently the video did go viral a few years later

and it was called, was it called two men one horse? Oh, Mr. Hans, I'm sorry. Just called Mr. Hans, you are too open about knowing that. Yeah. How much, you've seen the whole thing? How many hundreds of hours have you watched? Miss the hand, sorry. Just call it Mr. Hands. You are too open about knowing that. Yeah. How much? You've seen the whole thing? How many hundreds of hours have you watched? Just the one. Just the one.

Just the one. Just the one. Just the one hundred hours. That's all right, then. That's suit. Fuck. Dave, tell me you picked something lighter. Yeah. Well, that is the first time you've ever heard our show.

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And originally, I thought I would do a topic for my favorite wiki pedia page, which, if you don't know, is a list of inventors killed by their own inventions. Yes, so good. Oh, wow. Followed closely by my second favorite, which is a list of popes who died violently Which includes an entry on John the 14th who quote died by either starvation ill treatment or direct murder

God bless Wikipedia so specific there, but anyway, that's not my topic. My question is if you were arrested in Ohio It's funny that all three of these dumb deaths take place in the United States. There's someone from Ohio here. Ohio? No. Not here anymore. Over there. There we go. Oh, hello. And Ohio.

Am I saying that right? My question is, if you were arrested in Ohio in 1871, which lawyer do you want representing you? In 1871. In 1871. I'm gonna guess that no one actually knows this. Okay, well, I'll give you a clue and tell you the answer. The answer is Clement Valen Diggum. Oh, I was gonna say that.

Oh, really? My first guess was obviously Robert Kardashian. Oh, okay, of course. Okay, that was my guess as well. I think of a lawyer. I'll sing in Sandy Cohen. Of course. You're always thinking about Sandy Cohen. I am always thinking of Sandy Cohen yes.

Fucking love Sandy Cohen. I can picture him running in with his board under his arm. And he fans of the OC in. Alright. I love me yes. Thank you. Ah! Yeah.

All right, so Clement Van Badergan, he really went above and beyond for his clients. And this is his dumb, dumb death. Clement Leydvellen Diggum was born and set it out loud before. So we're getting through it. We're going to say a few more times. Ballon, a ballon, and born.

July 29, 1820 in Lisbon, Ohio. He was homeschooled, first red flag, by his father, a Presbyterian minister, second red flag. Any homeschooled Presbyterian there. He went to university but did not receive his degree after being honorably discharged from the college for having an argument with a senior member of staff. So the argument clearly went well enough for him to be honorably dismissed but he was not allowed to graduate. Despite not having a degree, he started practicing law in Dayton, Ohio.

And if you can become a lawyer without a degree, you can get pretty confident. You think you can do anything. So he entered politics. Of course. He was elected as a Democrat to the Ohio Legislature in 1845. Should not have had the second peanut colladas. Let's go number three. Yeah. I didn't. Where are you? I hate it. More peanut colladas. He runs he ran me. He's just sitting still like I'm joking. More peanut colladas. Yeah, all right. Okay. I'm gonna He's going yes, he doesn't even work Just handy Dave continue Despite not having a Lordy. I already said that so I'm just trying to make this a little bit bigger for me because maybe it was inspired by a 60 year old teacher that went off of water for a hour.

Well, he ran for Congress in 1856 but was narrowly defeated. Valum Digham disputed the vote saying, illegal votes had been cast and he'd been robbed. And eventually the House found in his favour and he was elected. But it took so long he was only elected on the last day of term. So after all that, he sat as a politician for one day. Ha, ha, ha. Fortunately for him, he was elected a member of the US House of Representatives in 1857, in the big leagues.

And whilst in politics, felon, bigum, or digum, was stringently opposed to the principles and policies of the then newly formed Republican Party, particularly as they are related to the slavery issue. Despite being from Ohio in the northern part of the Midwest, he had southern ancestry and really had idolized the southern way of life, which is basically code for he was in favor of keeping slavery. This is just four years before the US Civil War, which put very simply if you're not aware, the North wanted to abolish slavery and the South wanted to keep it. During this war, Valindigam became one of President Abraham Lincoln, leader of the North's most vocal critics. He also became commander of the secret anti-war knights of the Golden Circle,

later called the Sons of Liberty, a military group originally formed with the plan of taking over the entirety of Mexico for the South that failed horribly. It didn't work out. He made secret speeches in Ohio against Lincoln that quickly became not so secret, and according to Britannica, he became one of the most hated men in all of the North.

He went viral. Because it's still the same thing. He waited to do a speech in secret. No one of the most hated men in all of the North. He went viral. It seemed silly to do a speech in secret. No one's ever heard of it. He was talking in front of the mirror and somehow Abraham Lincoln found out about it. But he kept up his criticisms to spot this and he was eventually arrested for treason and sentence to prison. To avoid making him a martyr for his cause, President Lincoln soon commuted his prison sentence to banishment to behind Confederate lines in the south. So basically

he had to go south and stay there. But he found his life in the south to be quite boring. So he moved to Canada. So he erected a barn. First is his first thoroughbred. Once you have won your key console. Could you please, next time you guys do one of these episodes, have a meeting and say, can we put the horse-fucking story at the end? Because I'm still reeling from that. You were talking about all this stuff and really I'm just picturing a bar with men around it.

And they have purposely built this thing. And they have all those on the... Anyway, sorry. Are you thinking about the logistics of having a horse fuck a group of men? First of all, you've got a bi-bar. And then you've got a bi-horse, and then you've all got to have a group that surely someone in the group would have gone, well, isn't this a bit wrong?

Like, so you've got to get rid of all the killed joys. Cap, but you've got like an eight minute bit about fucking adult. Do I? I gotta remember. Please make an hour of adult death. I read the subtext. The subtext. Sorry, sorry, mate. I was going to say he moved to Canada where he'd possibly build a barn.

He moved there basically so he can arrest the North of the U.S. from the border, which I imagine is just him yelling at obscenities through some sort of megaphone out of the border. Can't confirm it, that's actually true. He returned to the United States, caught under heavy disguise. I can't know details. It's not a prognoste. Hello. Hello.

Hello, I'm here to fuck a horse. I am a lawyer. Thank you so much. Another pinnacle on it. Oh, you have to click. Oh, wow have to click. Oh, wow, man. Very good man.

Well, a great guy. Pinnacle out of delivery. So he's under heavy disguise and he publicly appeared at a convention in Ohio in 1964. Well, the disguise clearly wasn't that great because Abraham Lincoln was immediately made aware of his presence. He's sensitive. he's near. Basically, this is all just preamble, so you know he's a fuckhead and don't feel as bad for him when he eventually dies, which is definitely coming soon. Long story short, either North won the Civil War, slavery was abolished, and Valen Diggum

was on the losing side. So Capinhand, he returned to Ohio and tried to get reelected in the Senate and the House of Representatives separately but failed in both campaigns so he had to go back to his law practice. So in 1871, now 51 years old, our main man was hired to be a part of the defense team for Thomas McGeean, who was accused of murdering Tom Myers in a shootout in a saloon bar brawl in Hamilton, Ohio. Tom Myers had been shot in his side and had bled out and died in the bar. Valindiggins theory and defense argument was that his client hadn't shot Tom Myers,

but rather Tom Myers had accidentally shot himself. Right. It's cut and dry. If the glove don't fit he shot himself if you look at exhibit a It is that the gun barrel is shaped like a horse Really can't get your mind out of the horse Man Seriously like that there was a special club that did this anyway I you know bar Seriously, there was a special club that did this anyway. I'm in a box.

A sacred place. A place where you learn your chores, where you bond with your father. Oh God. What? What? I've been fucked by the same horse. Tonight Nick you become a man.

Bring in Father. Mr. Hands is my father's man. Forget the pony. We're putting you straight in the deep end. Get strut. I never had you for training wheels. Anyway, sorry. Oh, but here a club that did it. Yeah, it's wild.

And the best part is like you said, discuss it ahead of Matt said his was his report was like not a showstopper He's like no girl in the middle. No, I said it was too fuck to go Need a sandwich in the middle. Yeah, fuck sandwich Anyway being a man of science our lawyer now Val, Valindigham, conducted a few ballistic tests to gather evidence to prove his theory that the man had shot himself. He then went back to his hotel, now called the Golden Lamb in Ohio's oldest hotel. Have you been there? You got to go.

No. I am so disappointed in you. He went there with these other defense companions who, according to all that's interesting.com, said to him, quote, there are three shots left in your pistol. He had better discharge them. Did he take this advice? Hell no, he just asked,

what for? The reply came to prevent any accident. You might shoot yourself. To which Val said, no danger of that, I have carried and practiced with pistols too long to be afraid to have a loaded one in my pocket. And in his defense, that didn't happen. He kept his perfect record of never accidentally shooting himself in his pocket. That would be ridiculous and very, very dumb. What he did instead was carefully carry the gun in his pocket all the way back to the hotel where he put it down on a table next to another very similar looking but unloaded pistol. A few minutes later he wanted to show off his theory as to

how he thought the supposed murder victim Tom Myers may have accidentally shot himself. His theory was that Myers got gone off as he drew it from his pocket whilst rising from a kneeling position. To demonstrate this, Valindigum then grabbed a pistol from the table. Put it back in his pocket, and then slowly pulled it out and pressed it to his side and pulled the trigger. A loud shot rang out, not too dissimilar to the sound of a gun going off. He then yelled, my God, I've shot myself. I'm Danieled, my God, I've shot myself. My God! He had accidentally grabbed the loaded pistol and now lay a mortally wounded. Friends and well wishes and of course doctors came by to see him over the next 12 hours.

But surgeons were unable to locate the bullet and he died the following day. Jesus. Some good came from his dumb dumb death, however. He had proven that his client, Myers, or sorry, that the the murder victim, Myers was able to shoot himself accidentally and his client, Thomas McGeein, was acquitted of the murder charge because of this evidence. He got him off. He got him off. That is above and beyond, you know. He got doing what he loved, practicing the law of terrible action. That's good customer service. Being a shit-law.

However, a fun on that here, it should be noted that his client Thomas McGeein was shot to death in his own saloon just four years later in a very similar incident. And that is my dumb, dumb death! Dave wanted to hear everybody! and let incident. And that is my dumb, dumb death. Dave wanted to hear everybody. Thank you. But still, there was a club. I know. It's so hard to follow the horse fucking.

Like a website where they got together anyway. Yeah. And it was recent. Yeah, yeah. It was quite recent. Great story, Dave. Yeah. Thank you so, so much. And thanks everyone for coming out, yeah, it was quite recent. Great story Dave. Yeah, thank you. Thank you so so much. And thanks everyone for coming out Obviously to the coach to be a international podcast festival with the first podcast here. We appreciate you being here.

It is it's amazing. It really is. Yeah, it's awesome. Thank you for having us. It's been very very fun. It's really exciting. We're here in a few nights time. You'll probably see us around actually. Yeah 3-1-1 here in a few knots time you'll probably say so around actually yeah three one one one your bill is gonna be fox it must be after midnight I cannot stress that enough I'll not be ready before then I need a few more of these anyway but anyway Nick Capra and Oliver Club thank you so much for being our lovely guest here. Appreciate it. Let's give him a round of applause to these guys. Thank you for having me. Thank you.

For the people at home that might be listening. Do we have any fantastic things coming up in the world of the OC? You might like to tell them about? Well, in Australia I'm on Kinny tonight, which is a channel 10 TV show. And that's about it for the time being. more things in the works fantastic how about you Nick Helbee got a podcast phone hacks the phone hacks podcast yes yeah yeah people are aware of that as well I love it yes and also I will be I will have some stable related news and news. It's time for a relationship. Hey, just hit me up. If you want to join a new club. Saddle club.

Yeah, Saddle club. Saddle club really took a turn for the worst. I've never taken my daughter there again. Hello world. This is me. That could be. Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, all right.

I'm taking my daughter to the saddle club. All right, there's something I have to tell you as a father. Do not get them confused. That's all right. We should get off the stage, the headliners come on. Yes. All right, thank you so, so much, guys. We appreciate it.

We've been Dugalon, and I'll see you all the next time. Say goodbye. Bye-bye. Thanks, guys. Bye-bye. Thanks, guys. Thank you. And you're back in a cold wet Melbourne studio with Dave Wanuki here.

I'm going to tell you, I'm already missing that beautiful tie weather. Man, it was so nice over there. But, got to get back to the routine sometime. Now, I hope you enjoyed that episode. And if you wanna get in contact, I'll read out the details in just a second at Do-Go-OnPod and all the things, basically. But before we do that,

we have to do the Patreon section of the show where we shout out and say thanks to many of the beautiful people that support the show on Patreon. And if you wanna be one of those people, all you have to do is go to patreon.com slash dogeronepod. And in exchange, you'll get two bonus episodes a month at a certain tier that no one else will hear, all that kind of stuff. We'll give you a shout out. You get access to our exclusive Facebook group where people will get to talk about the show and, you know, hang out and just ask us questions

all that kind of stuff. And a bunch of other little rewards, including what we like to call the fact quote or question section of the podcast. If members of the exclusive, as on the, and the a couple of dozen people in the Sydney Shineberg Deluxe package level, Rest in Peace Sydney, they get to submit a fact quote or question which I'll read out in just a second and also

give themselves a nickname on the show. So I'm gonna read out the nickname now and this week's Fact Query question comes from GaryJ. Already a fantastic name. I'm going to say that right off the bat, and even in Matt's absence, GaryJ, who has given himself the title of General Dogs Body. I'll do it as I'm told in brackets there. Thank you General Dogs Body GaryJ. And Gary has decided to submit a fact to the Fact Quadal question hat, which means I'm reading this for the first time as Matt usually does. And also, not fact checking this, I've just read ahead in my mind and Gary, I hope this is correct. And even if it isn't, if you've just made this up, well,

you're a legend. Okay, so Gary, General Dog's body's fact for us on the fact got a question section of the podcast is, the Queen's nickname is Gary. Prince William couldn't pronounce Grammy as a baby. It came out as Gary and it stuck. I hope that's real. The Queen's nickname is Gary. That is the best.

I wish that Matt was here to hear that. I think you should tweet in, tweet Matt. Let him know that the Queen's nickname is Gary, that is the best, I wish that Matt was here to hear that. I think you should tweet in, tweet Matt, let him know that the Queen's nickname is Gary. So thanks Gary Jay, God I hope that is correct. And also I'm going to shout out just to three people this week, just so this doesn't go on too long, you don't have to hear my solo voice for 25 minutes at the end of the episode. So three fantastic Patreon supporters that I'd like to shout out to now. Now we usually play a game with the names of the people and I easily could have gone with something that plays on Mr. Hands or Strat or something horse related. I can't even remember what my topic was and I've just edited it again because that middle topic really

was something else wasn't it. And I think we'll all be thinking about and talking about that for a long, long time, but I'm not going to go on that. I'm going to actually riff on something that Jess had on her topic, which is also a great story just overshadowed by Matt's report. Just talked about the first person to survive, first man to go over Horseshoe Falls and the Niagara Falls, and remember he died after slipping on an orange peel. So I'm going to read out three people's names now, and I'm going to give you a potential bad ass things that you could do and then what you could slip on immediately afterwards to undo the bad ass read there. I'm not saying this will definitely happen to you, but if the first thing happens, the heroic feat, I'd just be worried and avoid what

I'm about to read out. So thank you so much to Jen Conner from Colac right here in Victoria, Australia for your support of the show. Now, Jen, I'm sure you are a big badass. And that is why I think that your possible badass act and then way to die is you are shot out of a cannon and survived. And then when you got up, you accidentally put on some of those shoes with wheels and the heels called heeles, I believe, and then rode off of a cliff. Oh, what a way to go. I mentioned that. You accidentally put on shoes that look exactly like your own shoes, except that they're ones with wheels and them, and you can't control yourself.

And you fall off a cliff. Thanks, Jen. It is weird to talk about how people could die, but you know, at least you'd have a story to tell. At least you'd have a story to tell. I'd also like to thank from a Royal Oak in Michigan over the United States. I'd like to thank Kelvin Parker, big shout out to Kelvin Parker, who, uh, your parachute failed somehow you survived only to, uh, once back on Earth, uh, trip and fall into a fish tank they got stuck on your head and you drowned with the goldfish watching on.

I don't worry, they're not traumatized, their memories are so sure that they would forget instantly and they'd keep seeing your face in the fish bowl and remembering until you were dragged out of the fish bowl, cold. Oh, thank you, Calvin Parker. At least you survived the parachute thing, huh? Anything after that is a bonus. Even if it is 15 minutes before falling into a fishing.

And finally, I would like to thank Fron Victoria also in Blackburn, Stephanie Mitchell. Thanks for your support, Stephanie Mitchell. And of course, I believe that you could set the world record for the most cheeseburgers eaten in one setting, one setting, one setting, which is over 300 cheeseburgers, I believe. And only to slip on the mustard that you had an eaten and died, much like our man from Niagara Falls.

And you're also then robbed of the world record because technically you should have eaten all of them mustard as well. So it's actually a failed attempt. So Stephanie, at least you died in thinking that you them mustered as well. So it's actually a failed attempt. So, Stephanie, at least you died in thinking that you'd set the world record. Am I right? Am I right? Now, I think that all of the Patreon supporters will live on forever. And that is a way to guarantee that. It's to head to patreon.com.com. That is a reward if you get to a certain tier. We will keep you alive forever, even if it just means keeping you on life support

for many, many decades. So you too can get shot out of a cannon and then survive because of your Patreon support. If you go to patreon.com such do go on pod. And if you wanna get in contact at any time, our links are all on the website do go on pod.com, which is our website that we own, run and operate and there's links to our Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube.

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Kelvin Parker, Stephanie Mitchell, three of the very best that will live until forever. Thank you so much for your support and everyone for listening to the show, we'll be back next week with another episode. I think we'll be back in the studio next week but we did record one other one live at the Christmas Eve podcast festival,

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