Do Go On - 208 - Keen For Peen : The History of the Penis

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

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Well, I've been usurped. I've been kicked out of my normal chair by, rather violent individual, by the name, of Alistair Trombley Bertual. Yay! Hello, everybody. Hi, Al, we know you from two, By rather violent individual by the name of Alice that's from the virtual Hello everybody. Hi, Al we know you from two and the thing tank and being a friend in real life Yeah, and I know you guys from that same friendship and from your podcast whose name escapes me Just singing it you just singing you might up a song about us. Oh, that's true. I was at the same one you guys were still doing that one. Yeah.

Still doing it, do it going great. Cool. Thanks for having me. We can't believe it. Yeah, it's wild. It's crazy even to us. But what we like to do here sometimes is delegate. And so we like to get some of our close friends to come in and do a shit ton of work so that we don't have to.

Let me ask you this, how many years has it been since someone's given you a homework task? I feel like the kind of line of work that we're all in essentially is it's all homework. It's all self-motivated, giving yourself little projects and things like that. So I understand that you guys have a little bit of guilt because I've written something up for today's thing, but I want you to know that this is my life and this is my dream to get to do this with you guys. And it's a whole direction. It's been building up to this. The beginning of the universe till now has been leading to this point.

Wow, what will happen afterwards? I think that's when the universe starts to slow down and then it starts to come back on itself and then we're heading towards that big crunch. Okay, cool. Is that how it ends with a big crunch? Yeah, that's one theory. I mean, they don't know what it means.

It starts with a bang, ends with a crunch. They weren't 100% sure this podcast was gonna happen, but now that we know it is, it's right. The crunch is coming. Like that guy in the trench coat at the end of back to the future. Me and the guys were having a bet's back of the office. No one's all you'd actually turn up. Is it kinda like that?

I'm no physicist, but yes. Yeah. Wow. Amazing. I didn't know that happened at the end of that movie. I don't remember that. I'm no physicist but yes. Yeah. Amazing. I didn't know that happened at the end of that movie. I don't remember that. It's a great thing. As soon as you say guy on a trench coat, I assume he's got nothing underneath. Me too. Yeah. He's just like you say him from the back and just a man in the trench coat. Then you're like hang on, where he's pants and then you say him from the front and he's digs out. Are you McFly? Are you Marty McFly? He comes up,

he's like, whoa, you come up real full on for a guy who's excited to see someone who's basically proved that time travel is real. Anyway. Huh, don't remember that, either. I wonder if that was a direction or if that actor just took it. I want to go harder this. Yeah. That was just, you know how like, they always go, all right, I think we got it, but let's just have one more for fun. Yeah. Maybe it was the fun one, yeah.

It could have been two kids in a trench coat. Oh, yeah. We're in no clothes. With a dicksack. We look. And the reason why he was sounding extreme was because he doesn't know how to be an adult. Yeah.

And so, and the kids' impression of an adult is extreme. And loud, because parents are always yelling at us. Or is yelling. Building his backstory into his front story. Yeah. Which is not. Which is weird. Yep, that makes sense.

Well, that, I mean, there's a bit of a little bit of foreshadowing there about today's topic. Block means there's going to be a few topics where normally we don't know what it is, but today we all can't I know what it is, but we also really we normally start the episode with a question. Have you got a question or saying as we all know what it is? Well, should we explain before I'll get into it just in case people are tuning in for the first ever time? What the shall we ask? And this topic we'll bring in a few new listeners here again.

So welcome to those people first of Fees. Welcome to everybody. Yeah, this is a weird thing, but this is, I guess the question is, are you keen for pain? Okay. Can I answer for everyone? Yeah. Hell yes. Yeah, I'm keen.

Now believe that this is a reference to a joke that you guys used to do on the show. Yeah. None of us can remember when it began. So the show's been going for nearly four years now and maybe I reckon in the first six months or so, we were very keen on hashtags early in the day. We'd say this week's hashtag is, use this,

and now 600 followers or whatever the time would do that. And the one that seemed to stuck with hashtag or stick, I should say, is hashtag keen for paint. Yeah. Pop for tat was another big one. Yeah. And probably for Bob, that one has stuck around. Yes. That's probably the most enduring for. I don't remember where keen for paint came from, but it comes up every now and then. Well, this is an episode voted on by the listeners who wanted it as a block topic. So's like a top five voted on and because we're doing our block means we're doing our top five master requests at topics this month

Yeah, what are you doing for block out? Yeah, they've got any other block. I'm giving up length You're giving up length for block So you're not depriving yourself of anything. Yeah, that's just way the slow pull of all. Giving up on giving up. I love that. Yeah, that is great. I'm starting to binge a lot more.

Trying to get back into binging. Yeah, great. You know something I've signed to start it was bad for so long. Anyway, it's considered good again. Oh, thank God. Is that true? No. Because you're sort of like a scientist.

Yeah, well, and that's kind of what I'm, the way I've approached this keen for peanuts so I've turned it into what I believe is a history of the penis. Oh man. You're a penis? Uh, no. He doesn't refer to his penises as the penis. I do.

No, I've heard of Al's penis. Yeah. The best ever was the best ever. Oh, God. Oh. I appreciate it, but I want you to know that my penis makes no appearance in this report whatsoever. Unless we bring it up and come to say that. Otherwise, it might be another hashtag, me too.

That's right. Well, people are requesting that Alex talks about his penis. Yeah, I'll grab that. Can you go that guy back on? I want to know about his pain. He didn't make the story personal enough. All right, now, for those who don't know, the penis is the male sex organ, which also acts

as a conduit for urine to leave the body. Wow. I've never thought of a penis as a colch. Wait, I brought a pen. I never thought of a penis as a double threat before. I've heard it. Dave, I think there's going to be some other things that... I never thought of a penis as a double threat before. There it is. Dave, I think there's going to be some other things that... I'm sure that they're a threat.

A good tap dance. Yeah, I could add a... There was a third use that some people in you in high school did where there was about you could press it up against some glass and it looked like a squashed frog. That's a third art form, right? Yeah. That's a third art form, brother. Better than a squashed frog on the scale of art. It's like above mine. It may be even above podcasts.

I think I remember going to a festival once and finding out that circus acts were above stand-up comedians and I was like very disappointed. I was like, oh, we are low on the line. Yeah, we are. How did you find that out? Because the circus performers were allowed to have smurn-off ice drinks and we were only allowed to have beers. That's weird. Yeah.

We were down low. So you'd say, let's say, what's your out form? Oh, your circus break, okay? Have a vodka. You're comedian. Beer for you, scum. They drink a bit of beer and spit it into a separate confidential. Beer for you, you filth.

I'm a frog ball and penis window guy. My goodness, please. Coniac for you. Here is the Moe show. They're right. Allow me to carry you, my Lee. Feel free to use this window. What do you sign this window for me?

Now the... With your dick. The word penis comes from... Latin? I believe so. It's a... It comes from about 1670s. Perhaps from the French penis. But before the 1670ss it wasn't a penis. I don't think so and then oh my god

penis which earlier was just meant tail Doesn't look a bit like a tail mine is certainly the length of a tail shut up Dave Enough about which a knife. Enough about... Which... Okay, alright. Which animal's tail. Putting it... Yeah, putting a boxer.

A pico? What's the one that fought the tail falls off? A blue whale. Okay, alright, I'm putting it for all on the table now. No more mentions of any penises that are in this room. Well, I'm putting another thing on the table right now.

His elbow, rudely while he's eating. Never understood that rule. Okay, okay, no more mention of my penis, but I won't mention it. That's particularly good talk. Okay. Now, according to this definition,

the proper plural is pennies. Oh, that's so much better than the Pino. How are you spelling that? P-E-N-E-S. Wow. pennies. Yeah, I had to, I had to Google pronunciation. If you got an M-Sang on YouTube. M-M-M-M had the snake one.

Cause what? So cause the snake one snakes have two and it's called a hermopinies penis hermopinies yeah and so I mean the snake basically is a pain yeah are you counting the body of the snake is one this is according to scientists they didn't go into whether or not they counted the body, but they said that they had two. And I think they're not counting the body. But then the penis is part of the body. Sure.

That's good point too. So I mean, technically you could count it as one, because it's just anyway. So now, also the adjective is penial. Okay. But to tell the story of the penis, you have to go back to when life first emerged at least 3.8 billion years ago, about 750 million years after the earth was formed.

Well, so the first three quarter of a billion years was pain-free. Completely. It was a clean slate. Imagine a pain-free world. Wow. It would have been nice, I Wow. It would have been nice I think. Yeah, it would have been less awkward Right So now picture this the surface of a young planet around a medium-sized star is beginning to cool down

It's a violent place bombarded by meteorites and volcanic eruptions with an atmosphere full of toxic gases But almost as soon as water begins to form pools and oceans on its surface, something extraordinary happens, a molecule or perhaps a set of molecules capable of replicating itself arises. All right. Now, all living things,

despite their endless variations, contain three fundamental elements. This has gone far from penis, has already has no more. Yeah, I mean, thank you, Carl Sagan. They contain three fundamental elements. There are molecules that encode information and can be copied. That's DNA or it's simpler relative RNA. There are proteins, which are workhorse molecules that perform important tasks and encapsulating them all. There's a cell membrane made from fatty acids, right? And that's a very early cell. Now, early cell membranes were built from fatty acids. Fatty acids are molecules that look like lollipops,

and around, they've got a round head and a long tail, and the head enjoys the company of water, whereas the tails despise it. So when placed in water, fatty acids self-assemble into hollow spheres with the water-hating tails pointing inwards and the water-loving heads on the surface. These spheres can enclose RNA and proteins making protocells, fatty acids. Then, can automatically create the compartments that were necessary for life to emerge. And that's because I believe... And, very well. And this is a personal belief

that the universe is keen for pain. Right, so this natural thing where like there's just an inclination towards life just happening, I believe is because the universe was trying to get us to this endpoint where we are now. And this is the endpoint in the world. So now, the first cell is presumed to have arisen by the enclosure of self-replicating RNA in one of these membranes.

So RNA was just a molecule that was capable of reproducing itself. And that was kind of considered the beginning of life. But then you got it enclosed in these fatty acids like that. And then it was be able to separate itself from the outer world and kind of keep these things together. And then things were able to form in there like DNA and proteins and things like that. Right?

And so it sound like that is common ancestor to all life. Now, eventually, these simple creatures start to reproduce themselves, either asexually or sexually, right? An organism that is born through asexual reproduction only has the DNA from one parent. In fact, their offspring is genetically an exact copy of the parent. And this can cause problems for the individual. For example, if the parent has a gene that causes a particular disease, the offspring will also have the gene that causes that disease. So organisms produce sexually though, may or may not inherit that disease because they

receive a mix of their parents genes. Right? It doesn't seem that much about penises yet, right? Yeah. But it's important to know why penises would emerge. Sure. Yeah. Because RLC's got these things that replicate

and they're exactly the same as their parents. And so if a disease comes through that can kill their parents, it can kill everything in the whole thing. Yeah. And it's just guys on and on and on. Right, where's, I'm not sure if I follow is yet. No. But I reckon I will soon.

No, no, no, you're gonna get there. And it's gonna get really when the pains appear. Yeah. When they emerge. I'm sorry, when they? I'm sorry when they emerge. I know it's it was hard googling when did penis is emerged Don't Google image that when we're chops fast flopped. Yeah, good question put it in that's now Our following we have a naquilla. Thank you. All right, you're gonna love this Thank you. All right, you're gonna love this. Penises.

There you go. No, no, no, you're all pain. It's a penis. Penies. Yeah. It's not also a flower. I hope so. The blue pair of nays. Looks like a map. Ryan, do you think the blue pirou. Penies. Penies. Yeah.

Penies weren't necessarily weren't necessary when our early ancestors lived in the ocean. A female could lay eggs and a male could just swim by and excrete some sperm. It would all mix and fertilize in the water. But that all changed when our ancestors crawled up onto land. Because if you go up on land, your eggs would just dry out and then, if you just laid them on the ground. So nature came up with a different way, internal fertilization using the penis.

I'd love to have a tend to that border in mating. Yeah. A trick for getting sprints to eggs, so but where did it come from? Well, one theory about how the penis formed. All right. Uh, another Google search. No theory on how penis was formed. Oh my God, I've been googling this kind of stuff so much and it's been really hard to find, right? Now, uh, for example, legs are another essential element of life on land, right? And some scientists thought that the penis and limbs evolved around the same time, right? Now, snakes. M? Now, Snips.

Snips, certainly, dude. Sorry, sorry, just. Dave, it's really a leg. I think, look, if you want to follow the rule where we're not using penises in the room, we could just start talking about, say, Gary's penis. Gary's shoulder. Gary's shoulder. Gary's.

And we just said in the same bragging tone. Yeah. But it's a little bit more. Yeah. Makes me slightly less uncomfortable. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. Thank you for that. Okay, now so they think that legs and penis and penis evolve at the same time. Now snakes have since lost their limbs, but they've kept their penis, which is their body, which is their, well, they've got two. Cards like that. They're very ass. Yep, they've got two. Choose one.

Not counting the body. Actually the third one. Choose one. Lams are your dick. Choose my dick. Thank you. Good night. Next question.

Would you choose your dick? You're damn right. So Gary would, sorry. Yeah, would Gary. So Gary would just be a torso and a head and a dick. Took arms, didn't I? No. Lams. So Gary would just be a torso and a head and a dig. Took an arm's den. No, limbs.

Oh, I was thinking of just the legs. Oh. Right. Come back to Gary. So then as we know, each one is called a hemipenis or a hemipenis? Hemipenis. Yeah, we know. Yes, of course we know.

OK, now researchers look closely at. Yes, of course, we know. Okay, now researchers look closely at the embryos of the snake, and some kinds of snake embryos still have limb cells in them today, and it's the limbs, it's those limb cells that actually get hijacked to become the hemipenus. Oh.

And he says, and because you have two limbs, that's most likely why you end up with two hemipinies. Right? Now the researchers also looked at mice and they found that the penis though formed not around the legs, but near the tail. So what causes two penises to grow from the region? And that maybe that's why there was just one, right? So now what causes two penises to grow from the region where a snake once had its legs,

and one to grow from the tail region because of a mouse? Well, it turns out that the cells are getting orders from another part of the body, the anus. Right now the... That bossy part of the body. That's right. Remember hearing that joke where it's like, you know, all the parts of the body you're talking about, who's the big boss of the body. That's right. Remember hearing that joke where it's like you know There's all the parts of the body you're talking about who's the big boss of the body You know in the heads like I run the show and all that and then the arms are like I know I run the show But then the anus shuts itself down and then you know like the body fills up with shit And then it first goes into like toxic shock and they die whatever the anus is like I fucking run the show That's a joke to be all remember

Whatever the thing is like I fucking run the show that's a jerk to be all remember Primary school. Yeah, that's either a French Canadian thing or an engineer thing. Oh, no The team's turning against I'm with you. I'll remember let him in opening the monologue that one Right, remember the ass chef down You heard this I You heard this. I love this, my favorite thing. You guys seen this? You heard this?

You heard this? I heard about this. I love this. Hands of the pocket. All right. Now the digestive track is among the most ancient parts of any animal, right? Even the most primitive animals have mouths and bottoms.

Now I don't know if you've ever seen this. One of the best things I've ever seen ever, right? It was only within the last six months. Wow. Is this video that a guy made of a fertilized like salamander cell going from one cell and then he filmed it until it turned into a salamander. Wow. It's a close-up bit of vision and you just see the single cell go blute and kind of split into two and then go blute and split into four and they go blu-lu-lu-lu-lu until it becomes way more cells like tons and tons of cells and then you start to see it take shape. But then there's this one part before

it really kind of starts to take shape where you see it go and kind of just flip in on itself and it creates this weird tube in the middle of itself. And that's that mouth to anus tube that we all, that gets created really early. That's like the first thing, right? Like so like you're inside from, you know, your mouth to your anus is essentially separate from your body because you're not like, you know, ways to get in but that is a kind of a separate Part of you. It's almost it's almost outside

But it's the complete opposite of that. It's inside. Yeah, it's like an outside inside place kind of like a like a like a Like a sunroom You can open the French doors exactly But you know, it's you didn't ever heat it. You closed the door to that room when you're heating. It's an entertaining area for the summertime. Exactly. It's a friend's over. It's the same thing for your digested,

the digested track. Yeah. I think of dinner as having a few friends over. It's exactly what it is. Let's go hang out in the sunroom, friends. Couple of items over for, you know, who enrich your life. And that's what friendship should be. Couple of things enriching, enriching. I come from Wall Street. Now, and when more complex animals are developing in the womb,

it's actually the gut that spurs the organs to grow. So the gut has a lot of, like I said, he's the big boss. Organes like the liver and pancreas, bud off, bud off of the gut, and apparently so does the penis. Wherever the gut happens to end, signals go out telling the penis to form. Oh wow. It's always near Uranus. That's right. That's right. Like. That's beautiful. Garri's anus. Garri's anus. That's right. That's right. Like beautiful Gary Zainus Gary Zainus, that was the royal you to be fair, but thank you for pulling me up on my own rule I appreciate it. And I did look up these these researchers who kind of were we're talking about this stuff They also written a paper called a relative shift in clowacle location

Represitions external genitalia in amniot evolution. Now I don't know what that means exactly, but my interpretation is that if you can get an anus in a different place, a dick will grow there. Wow. Wow. That's my general interpretation. You are, do you go on a clock as much,

Ty, because you're a pretty big cloacaman. Yeah, look, I love the cloac, I think it on a Kloak as much as you're pretty big Kloakaman? I love the Kloak, I think it's a much better system. I think the idea of two Kloakas coming together, instead of penis vagina intercourse, it's that Kloakal kiss, like a chicken's do. It just sounds nicer, doesn't it? Kloakal kiss. It sounds like something you could do on the first date. A co-accal kiss.

Yeah, a co-accal kiss on the first date. As opposed to full penetration. Well, yeah. I mean, you could also do that on the first date. I think that's totally cool. Or Gary could do that on the first date. Gary does do that. Yeah.

Right, so yeah, obviously. Oh, Gary comes a little first day. Oh my god. It's rare that he doesn't do that. So yeah, obviously Gary It's rare that he doesn't do that. That's a note special Now what it can you just quickly explain what a claw acca is? It's like a it's a bit of everything It's a birthing canal. It's a it's a urethra It's an anus, but it's not three holes. It's one hole. And what animal? And I want you to know that I was saying that like Steve Jobs said it when he was presenting the iPhone. It's a phone. It's an iPod. And it's that a third thing. But it's not three devices. It's one

device. One hole. Yeah, it's one hole. So what's what so chickens have coaxes? Yeah. one hole. Yeah, it's one hole. So what's what so chickens have coaccus? Yeah. Right. But even though there are hens and roosters, there are kind of male coaccus. Right. Are there any animals that just have, they all have the same kind of coaca? Uh, I think I would not know. Right. All right. I think I misunderstood how how big your love of coaccus. Yeah, I think he's like the word. I love it. I would say snails probably have some kind of system like that, but they produce, they can reproduce asexually. Yeah.

So, but they can also, I think, interbreed. And you can cut them in half and that makes them too as well. I think that's a worm. And I'm not sure that's right. I think any fun fact that you've ever heard, I think that's, they're all bullshit. Yeah. That's why they're fun. You see, you know how you've been bored up until this point? Yeah.

Listening to this, it's because I haven't put any fun facts in here. It's real facts. Yeah, just real facts. All right, now obviously that's the evolutionary explanation of where the penis comes from. But the biblical version is God was making the universe and he looked around and he thought, you know what, you know what, this place is missing. Biddick.

Penises. And so based on... God's a real person. Well, that was Gary and Eve. He's looking at Gary, Gary. Let's do some of that now. But around the crotch. Well, actually, you look like a Kendall.

Gary. They all just had flat, those are smooth. Yeah, I think that's almost a better look as well. Yeah, and you call them. Black and Nubs. Can we make that a little knubs? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, or just have it in between the cheeks.

Yeah. You think, and then you would kind of have to like, you'd have to sort of butt scissor. Butt scissor. But there would be no sort of butt hole. It would now be a clow-acquill hole. Or you could just sort of like back into each other. I think that's nice. But then the cheeks spread.

Back it away. The cheeks, they'd be a cushion to stop the push. So many don't care between the cheeks. Why would it between the cheeks? Well, for modesty. Yeah, for modesty reasons. And then if you really want to, then you could sort of, you could butt-sither.

So there's no accidental. Yeah, so there's no accidental impregnation. Imagine, yeah, if you're accidentally, like if you put it on your hand, and we're all of a sudden, we're not used to the new technology. We're still shaking hands, a high-five, and we're smacking each other on the butt

because we're playing football together. It's gonna lay to issues. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. So you got to think about that. Yeah. Dary should know better though. But he doesn't.

So God created the penis. The penis. God created the penis off of an image that in his mind. Is it referenced in the Bible? Well, this is what I wanted to get to. I was using this as a bit of a connective tissue, a bit of connective tissue between this idea and then this little thing that I've found read about, is that God made Adam and his penis, obviously. But then we all know how God made Eve.

Right. Right, from his rib. Yeah, it took one of Adam's ribs. Well, according to Zioni Zevit, a professor of biblical literature and and Northwest Semedical languages, God then made Eve not from Adam's rib, but from his baculum. His baculum. His baculum. Now, what is a baculum. Well, as you know, the human penis contains no bones. Right? You're all familiar with this? This is why we're the way we call it a boner.

That's right. It is very weird. Is there a bone in that? There's no bone in there. But most mammals do have a bone in their penis, including our closest evolutionary relatives, chimpanzees, and bonobos. Really? Yes, they both have penis bones. I did not know that.

The penis bones connected to the... I don't know. The pelvis, I guess? No, that doesn't mean that. Somewhere in there. Yeah, it's going to be anchored somewhere. Now, in primates, the presence of a penis bone was most tightly correlated to increased intermission duration, which is how long the penis penetrates the vagina during intercourse.

Longer intermission times often occur in species with polygamous mating practices where multiple males mate with multiple females, as seen in bonobos and chimps, but not in humans. And this is from the on-eider sex cult community. That's right, which we talked about last month. But also, bonobos make plastic containers for putting your foods in as well. They're actually connected to them in the hall. It's amazing what bonobos can do. Well, that's right, they're so similar to us.

So you're saying the more people you fuck, the longer you can fuck for, I hated myself for that whole sentence. Well, the reason why they have a bone is probably because they're having sex for longer and even after they have ejaculated, the penis will still be functional for having sex because it has a bone holding it up. Right, like a tail. Then it'll go again, yeah, so structural integrity.

Yeah. And now, this is what we're... Then I ate a gyrope as well, gyrope. Gyrope, gyrope. Is that a gyrope or a gyro? I don't know what that is. That's when you're putting up a tent, you got the pole in the middle, but then you halt in islands and gaurups. Yeah, I think you can do that with some banana leaves and stuff like that.

You know, when you're... Shims, that's why chimps are banana. That's why I love bananas. Because the leaves are so fibrous for making Gaurup. Now, the interesting stuff with the reasons for the bones is so multiple males are mating with multiple females, right? This system creates an intense competition for fertilization and one way for males to reduce the females access to additional males is to spend more time having sex with her themselves. It's like when someone in parliament doesn't want anyone else to speak,

so they just speak for 20. It's a filibuster. It's a filibuster dick. That's what? A filibona. filibonor. Oh, Gary. Why have sex with this female chimp for 72 hours straight?

No one can get in. Yeah, and so, yeah. So, and the penis bone facilitates this by supporting the penis during sex and keeping you re-stale rock-hard in here. Yeah. Man, I mean, look, this is gonna be pretty awful. What I, what I'm about to say, but I remember some, this just reminds me of one time

my friend told me that he knew a guy who had gone to some sex party and had taken Viagra. And apparently, that, you know, even after you've been, but Jack Lade had taken Viagra. And apparently, you know, even after you've been, but Jack, you can keep going. And he's like, he's like, what was that like? He goes, oh, by the end of it, oh, shoot and gravel. Oh, God, just that idea. You're just so deep in the cavity of the testicles that just hunks of solid matter coming out.

Anyway, apologies. Stomach lining. Oh, wow. OK, so back to Adam and Eve. This is a good guy. He says that, so men don't have an uneven number of ribs. And nor do men have fewer ribs than women. So none seem to be missing. I always thought that's something that I only learned in the last few weeks. I can't remember you

told me. We were talking about it. I always assumed that that was based on the fact that women and men had a different amount of ribs. But I only learned recently that is not the case. What? That was one of my reports I think. Right. And we were talking about it, we were trying to find out ribs. Yeah. That's hard. That was cute. Yeah. Well, there's just kind of, there's too much matter

between them to kind of really count them out. But it's like, you can have like 12 or 11, like, or in, In the Marley. In the Marley, in the Manson case. Uh-huh. Couple less.

Oh, hello. Uh-huh. Um, A couple less. So they know. So this is why this guy is saying that God created Eve with his backulum. So why would ancient Hebrews come up with a story that so plainly fails to correspond with reality? Well, he says over the 40 appearances of the word Salah in the Bible, which is the word that is translated as rib. Usually it means the side of something, but it occurs 40 times and it never sort of means rib. So he's saying that rib is the wrong translation for Salah in the Adam and Eve story in the Bible. Zebra believes that cella should be translated as a non-specific general term. Anyway, so he says it refers to limbs lateral to the vertical axis of an erect human body, hands feet, in this case, males the penis, which of these lateral limbs, which of these lateral

limbs lacks a bone? Human males do not have a penis bone, but many mammals do, so as ever concludes it, and the story of Adam and Eve in the Bible, the woman was created from the man's backula to explain why the appendage isn't there. And he believed, so he's a believer in, like, literal, the bobbles to be taken literally. I think he wants it to make sense. Yeah. You know what? I make sense, I guess, you want to say. But then why animals, like how did they make the female animals, like the badger still has its cockbone?

The badgers connected to the cockbone. So they didn't do the same by taking out the cockbone from the badger to make the female of the badger. I think God just made those, does he work in mysterious ways? Well, he just wanted this, he just went, I think that was the same by taking out the cockbone from the badger to make the female, the badger. I think God just made those, does he work in mysterious ways? Well, he just wanted this, he just went, I think that was the only thing that he ever referred to.

If he can just do, we're clicking your fingers, why do you have to steal the cockbone? I think it was because he was making us in his image. He wanted to take little time. So he made Adam, and then from Adam, he made Eve, right, so now he's like, okay, they're like

Same but different. Yeah, so then he was sort of like I've created females So then when it came to animals and stuff it was just like all right, so he create that was him taking the time to Correct. Yeah, right and then they perfected you when they he created the badger Correct. Yeah That's why I hate badger so much. It's really just that I'm jealous of them. I see those dogs. So another badgers love dogs. Love dogs. Hate badgers. In terms of evolution, another thing that humans have lost as well as the baculum or bacula for the plural is wow. Multiple pain is bad. Well, you know, I guess if you think of all the

garries that are out there, you could think of all the baccala that we don't have. Yeah. You're a man of science. Yeah. Where do you stand on the whole God-created man thing? Where do I stand on it? Yeah.

I think it's... Do I have a take? Yeah, I got a heart-take. Okay. Yeah. He definitely did. Yeah. I think it's a take. Yeah, I got a hot take. Okay. Yeah, he definitely did So you know, so that's why I don't know why I bothered you with that evolution thing at the beginning as you saw It was confusing and boring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that's why it's important that we all know that you know God did create everything but Yeah, I put that there. God put that thing in me to put in there. The back of him to challenge you. And did we pass the test? Well, you seem to be questioning it.

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Now is the time, mycomputercareer.edu. Millions of years, humans not only lost the vacula. We also have lost penile spines. What? I mean, spines. Why are we not protesting the straights for this stuff? I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I What's the response like this like little D4 or whatever they aren't bad Verta bra. Um, vertabra. I think they I think they vary they vary in the hardness and And purpose. Well Gary sometimes, you know, he's had a hard day and he

He can't focus. Um, so he's sorry about that. No, that's okay. Well, you know, I like I don't know if you coming in here and Carlsinger's versions on like the consistency of his hardness is helping anyone. It's normal. Well, I don't know if you're coming in here and casting a spursions on the consistency of his heart and this is helping anyone. It's normal. It's so normal. It's normal. No, I've seen a spursion. Have you got stuff on his mind?

Oh, I was referring to the spines. Oh, thank God. Yeah, the spines. Okay, well, forget everything I said. Many species. I didn't even bring it up. Many species have these spines, including cats, warm bats, hamsters, koalas, primates.

Koalas. Koalas. You say that funny. And insects. And what do insects do? How does he say that? Koalas. Koalas. It's just koalas. It's just because he goes Australia. Koalas. Koalas.

It's a koala. There's some inconsistencies in how I speak and that's okay. I just like when you're doing a character, but the only thing about the characters, it's full Australia. Yeah, now from the start. Now, in some, look, it would be more interesting if I was. In some animals, the peanuts, barns, contribute to increased sexual sensation and quicker orgasms, which what makes me think that I must still have them.

Gary? I mean, Gary still has it. Yeah, it got you Gary. He knows, Spines. I can't picture it. Sort of like, I mean, a rib fit for her pleasure. Well, I think they're Gary's wife's pleasure. They're usually, they're usually pointing like backwards towards the animal. Oh, hi, well, that's what I said. If you're pointing one, Dixfond at your enemy, you're pointing full of dick spots. Back at you. If you're pointing your dick at your enemy,

you're pointing all your dick spots are pointing back at you. So I had something to think about. There's a lot more about your dick spots. That's right. Well, now this is so they they vary in purpose for many animals. The, the sex, the sex scene for this species of fly, wait, and so this is like a type of fly. I think a fruit fly is, so the fruit fly, the sex scene for a species of fruit fly is best describe as a scrambling free for all. Hundreds of fruit flies will gather on say a wayward orange and and then there'll be manic feeding in you know on there along with inter lots of intercourse right that's males

evolve these peanut spines to latch on to a mate with as many females as possible during during that mayhem. So it just holds them there in this craziness and the same thing with bats apparently so that they can have mid-air copulation. Right, so something. Oh, that'd be fun. That's right, yeah, it'd be fun,

but also it'd be terrible. It'd be like trying to do it in like in a jacuzzi where you're kind of pushing each other away from each other because of your floating. And so you'd be constantly flying away and going oh sorry buddy like that and so there's a bit of latching with these spines right um in chimps pino spines have been proposed to do many things including increasing stimulation in males, increasing stimulation in females, removing copulatory plugs or sperm left in by other males, or even inflicting minor damage during mating

so that females are less receptive to sexual intercourse with other males. And that's something that you see. That was all fun until that last one. Love getting rid of plugs. Yeah, that's good time. Oh, love it. Yeah, so there is a lot of those kinds of things

where apparently that's the similar thing in cats as well Where you hear about that where it's like they're they've got a spiny thing and it's kind of it hurts the female Oh my god. Well, isn't it a thing that like only humans and dolphins fuck for fun? Yeah, yeah as a scientist you back that up. What about Benobos? Don't that didn't we just talk about them doing it? Oh, Benobos They they like to bone. Yeah, I reckon probably more things like to bone than we think. Well, this is just another one of those childhood fun facts.

Yeah, just because it feels like, it's a child friendly. This is my opinion and obviously the opinion of God. Yeah, right? Three. Through me. But my feeling is, is it if we get any kind of pleasure sensation from that stuff, I can't imagine that we're the only ones who get it. I think probably everybody else gets a lot of that kind of stuff. Yeah. So, are you telling yourself? Yeah. Well,

I mean, I, I don't know if they get the same amount of shame that I feel, right? But I think Gary, Gary feels. Yeah, Gary, Gary feels. No, no, no, that I feel when I'm using Gary's dick. All right. So sorry. This wasn't supposed to be as kind of... I mean, have you seen nature documentaries? The animals rarely look like they're just getting it down and moving on. But you've seen the new Lion King having you? Oh, I have, yeah. Real animals don't look like they're having fun. No, that's people watching real animals. don't look like they're having fun. No, that's people watching real animals. Yeah, real animals aren't quite as expressive as cartoon line.

Yeah, so the expressions that we know how to read. Yeah, when I watch cartoon lines fucking, they're sort of dancing around their hairs moving around and afro formations, whereas the actual lines, yeah, stony face, getting the job done. Exactly. And also, most people I've seen having sex on film don't seem like they're having fun either.

It seems much more angry. And you go, what the hell's going on? Have fun. This is supposed to be fun, because Jesus, you should direct some porn out. That's so sweet. All right, let's see some smiles. We're having fun here.

We're having fun. We're in love with connecting. This is sex, remember? Not like a business meeting. Like an angry business meeting. That's so nice. Now, I know you're all what you're all asking yourself. Why is the penis shaped the way that it is?

Every day, I think that. Every day. I also think that. According to Jesse Behring's book, why is the penis shaped like that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wonder if there will be an answer in here.

Yeah. So 800 pages of nothing. The answer. What was that bubble boy, sand under the title. So just checking the shape. Well, how did nature equipment to solve the adaptive problem? This is a big block of text,

but how did nature equipment to solve the adaptive problem of other men impregnating their sexual partners? The answer, according to this researcher Gallup, is that their penises were sculpted in such a way that the organ would effectively displace the semen of competitors from their partners vagina, a well-synchronized effect that facilitated by the upso suck of thrusting during intercourse. Oh, no. Specifically, the coronal ridge, which is, I guess, is kind of like the mushroom shape of the bell-end.

The coronal ridge offers a special removal service by expunging foreign sperm. According to this analysis, the effect of thrusting would be to draw other men's sperm away from the cervix and back around the glands, thus scooping out the semen deposited by a sexual rival. This theory also explains why women have multiple orgasms, but men don't, to make sure that a man does not displace his own ejaculated semen. Nature has him take a break

between sessions right so you because you say between upsucks upsuck is a pretty horrible word oh I hide it yeah upsuck never heard that ten love it fascinated by it upsuck oh it's making me up suck. Oh, so they can be clenched. It sounds like a sort of an Eastern European last name. You know, Gregory, up suck. Yeah, you're you're you're re up suck. Gregory champion whitelift does. So you say, so you say you probably notice the refractory the refractory period immediately following Injaculation during which males almost instantly lose their erection It deflates to half its full size with the balance. Yeah The penises are become yeah

Like a balloon like a blue flies across the room Smashing against the wall leaving these wet marks. Oh Not again Blue flies across the room smashing against the wall leaving these wet marks Oh, not again They're probably not an inspection tomorrow Odds are there are some virgins listening in who are getting a real lesson today. That does happen. Yeah the deflation That'll take you by surprise the first couple of times. Yeah, but after a while you learned to enjoy So according to these researches, it's the best pot. Oh, that's what I like.

That's a job well done. Sometimes I just stay deflated for days on end. And I just get more pleasure than from that than I would from any kind of intercord. Yeah, that's tantric sex, right? Yeah. Well, tantric non-sex. That's why I called sting, because the...

the flights... So, apparently, these, according to the researchers, these post-adjaculatory features, in addition to the common sedation effect of orgasm, may be adaptations to the problem of self-seem and displacement, meaning that the odds of removing your own sperm are reduced considerably when your penis is sore or flaccid and while you're sound-basedly. So, so, deflated and so. It shouldn't be so.

Means you've done a good job. Deflated and so. But it's all those sparks. Yeah, that's right. Should it be so? That feels wrong. So, yeah. Not that I have one. Yeah.

One or no. Hey, nice. Yeah. I mean, look. I don't have one. Yeah. I don't know. He knows. I mean, look, I think, I think, I think, I think any... It's so hard if you start shooting gravel. Yeah, that's so hard. Look, I've never been to the sex party. I mean, despite the fact that I mentioned that story,

that's not the kind of circles that I... Oh, that wasn't like, so my friend. No, that wasn't. That wasn't at all related to that guy who had that trap door in the floor. Why do you shit? No, that wasn't that guy. No, I wasn't the trap door. Another room. Oh, God, you could go and hook up. I don't know. No, it wasn't that. Um, so definitely sounds like it's guy's name, Gary. His name was absolutely Gary

So look, I'll just go on to my last part that I have I don't know if I've gone for too short of a while No, I've enjoyed every moment of a good length Yeah, if you feel and you know about it. This is a fine like this is pretty It's a bit average if you're feeling soren and flaccid They fly to David. Yeah, if you're feeling deflated, you've done a good job. Yeah, that's what I've learned today. Yeah. Great.

Also, these same researchers, this isn't my second last bit, but they've also found that after a couple spent time a part, they've noticed that couples have more vigorous sex possibly because the men are subconsciously trying to displace any competitors seeming. Anyway. So. I mean, that changes.

Is that subconscious? That's subconscious. Yeah. That's front of mind for dying. Yeah. Baby, I missed you. Now let's get to work. Now let's.

I got a couple hours of up sucking to do. Let's Skip to work Ew So now you know you might be asking yourself why with men being so hideous, hideous, psychologically like you've just heard and hideous in general and with pennies with such weird gross things to look at, you know, you know, pennies being such weird gross things to look at. No, you know, you know, peenies being such weird gross things to look at. You might ask yourself, why there would be such,

still such a percentage of people in the world who are keen for pain. That is the question. That is about Ben Wander in there. Why? The answer may be because Simon has an anti-depressant effect. Really. Right, so this, this research that found that, because Seaman has an antidepressant effect. Really?

So there's some research that found that, well, maybe you're familiar with the McClintock effect, which is the observation that when groups of reproduction age women lived or worked together over time, their menstrual cycles tend to become synchronized. Well, some researchers from the State University of New York, they were puzzled to discover that lesbians show no McClintock effect. So, they realized that the only difference between lesbians and heterosexual women is that the latter are

exposed to semen. So they speculated that maybe. And so I think all of these things are not never 100 percent, but this is what they're speculated. They speculated that maybe semen chemistry has something to do with the McLean talk effect. But if that were true, the vagina would have to absorb compounds and semen that affected the women's pheromones. So semen is best known for what's not absorbed by the vagina, the sperm, which swim on the fallopian tubes, but sperm comprises only about 3% of semen. The rest is seminal fluid, which comes from the... And gravel.

From the plain gravel, obviously, some dirt and gravel. But I think seminal fluid mostly comes from the prostate. But it's mostly water, but it also has about 50 compounds, sugar to nourish the sperm, immunosuppressants to keep the women's immune system from destroying the sperm, and oddly two female sex hormones, you have that in your sperm, which is a bit posseism. That's some pretty galley sperm, you got it. That's some pretty galley spam you got. But it also has many mood elevating compounds, endorphins, estrone, prolactin, oxytocin, thyroid tropin, and releasing hormone, and serotonin.

So vaginal tissues very absorb, absorb, absorbative. It's richly endowed with blood and lymph vessels, given vaginal absorbs of this and all the mood elevating compounds found in symptoms. Researchers wondered if semen exposure might be associated with better mood and less depression. They surveyed, this is only like 300 college women, so it's not the the hugeest thing, about intercourse with and without condoms, and then gave the women the the back depression inventory

standard test of mood compared with women who always are usually used condoms those who never did whose vaginas were exposed to semen showed significantly significantly better mood fewer depressive symptoms and fewer bouts of depression. Who is this scientist? Who is this scientist? He's that. No, come on, baby. It's better we don't need a condom. This will be better for your mood. This is in no way. Having a kid when you don't need one is not going to lift your mood. I want that that's important. Or getting an STI. Or getting an STI. And so I apologize if it makes it sound I'm not trying to. Are you trying to get everyone to get rid of what are you in the anti condom industry?

No, I'm just I was just I had to find a way why people would be keen for paint right you've come to the wrong podcast mister. We are a safe sex pad hey If you're gonna what's the rhyme? You're gonna something wrap your pecker? There's so many other things. If you're gonna something, wrap your pecker. Oh, don't be a full wrap your tool. Yeah, don't be a full, yeah.

If you're gonna, but no contravenception is 100% safe. The only thing is 100% safe is not having sex at all. Yeah, no, no, it's the rhythm method. Sorry. Sorry, I was kidding. As a spokesperson for God, I would like to say I agree with that. So look, God also endorses pulling out. Yes, that's right. We have we have a few Christian listeners and I hope they are enjoying

the bless for me today. Yeah, great. And I believe us, family are you being genuine here? God wants me to say that I'm being genuine. So, yeah. So it was just, I just thought that that was an interest. That is interesting. That's, yeah. It's a bigger sample size. It does need a bigger sample size.

You're absolutely correct. 300 people is not enough. Wait, what are you suggesting? A bigger study. You want, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think more people need to raw dog it for science.

Raw dog. Oh, dog for science. Raw dog for science. Raw dog for science. Take it to the straight. Only there than what code set there going. Hey, baby. I'm going to go for science.

I'm going to go off the back. I'm going to go and hijack these extinction rebellion protests and be like, but also raw dog for science. Trust me, you'll be happier. I think with no raw dog and we will go extinct. If you think about it, it's true, which actually would be great for the planet, would be great. With a real run of months. With a real run of months. which actually would be great for the planet would be great. Yeah, we're the real animals. We're the planet.

Yeah. Um, that is essentially the end of my history of the penis. Oh, Alistair. Wow. I'm so sorry you had to ruin your search history for us. But I'm so thankful that you did it because that has been sitting in the bank for us for a long time. I've probably over three years in the sperm bank. Spank bank for me.

Yeah. The Gary. The Gary. Can I ask, how many have you seen lots of dicks researching this? Did you see a lot of images? Or was it mainly this article? A lot more animal dicks than...

Right. And lemme just ask this. Who's got... I just wanna know. What animal's got the best dick the best the best out scientifically man Yeah, yeah, we do Or

It's so good good for Gary so good whoa, whoa! It's so good. Good for Gary. It's so good. Wow, Al, thank you so much. Thank you so much. We do appreciate it. I did learn a lot about Dix. Yeah.

And science. And at the end of the hour, I'm still keen for paint. Yeah. Yeah, I'm less keen. I'll be honest, I'm less keen. I'm a bit ashamed I don't have a bone now. What? What?

Okay, you made a bone. But then you went like, What happens if I'm an intro person? You should have a bone now. It's like was getting a bone. Okay, you made a bone. But then what happens if I never put a bone in the face? You should have a bone. You should have a bone. You should it. You're at work. But you're in a no bone zone. Do you think if you had a bone, you'd have to constantly keep your pain tucked, a Gary would have to keep his pain tucked under his sort of belt? Yeah. His waistline. Or do you think it would just be more acceptable to sort of just have your bone out?

So wait, oh yeah, right. So animal animals just always have a bone out. Yeah, but I think maybe they're also the best zone as big. Yeah. Yeah. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. Don't for science.

Don't for science. Yeah, guys, come on, come on. It's the science. I do just about't for science. Oh, I'm not for science. Yeah, guys, come on, come on. It's for science. Um. I do just about anything for science. We're going to get a petition on change.org. To a blog for science. We're going to million signatures.

They'll have to note, take note. The government will have to vote on it. If we get 10,000 vote, those signatures. Raw talk for science. We want the Prime Minister Raw tock for some. We want the Prime Minister to Raw tock for some. No, we don't want him to. No, thank you. Well, that brings us to a couple of our favorite parts of the podcast. Oh, yes. The first being

Matt's favorite segment. Oh, only mine. I'm pretty sure this is everyone's favorite section of the show. I was just patting to give you a little more time because you looked like you were trying to find it. It is the fact-quotal questions section of the show. Al, did you know that people support the show on Patreon? I've recently heard that and I was not surprised because it's a valuable show that gives Al's value to people's lives.

Thank you so much, Al. People would know, listeners would know that hours on this section of the show, only about five, three, four weeks ago, when we did the own Aura episode. Yeah, you're a patron fan favorite. I don't know if that's true, but I, but thank you for saying that. It's true. It's true. You shut up.

You're stopping. Come on, Matt. Do you have a discord? Yeah, yeah The way up here in there my name show up there. Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah, what's a discord? Well a question no, we don't know what should we have one of them no one's ever someone asked us to do a tiktok recently adorable I I've signed up for my own one just to test the waters and I haven't I haven't quite got my head around it yet Just gonna sing a song. Do do do do do go on.

Love that. I mean you guys could do sort of three-part harmonies of various songs where you say do go on. Anyway, this week's Fact Quotal question. Which is one of our Patreon supporters of course. Yes, so if you want to support the show on Patreon, go to patreon.com such to go on part and you can get all sorts of rewards, including getting into the exclusive Facebook group, you have bonus episodes on certain levels. To every month, baby. And on this level, the Sydney Shahnberg.

All right. The last package, the last package, Rest in Peace Memorial. You get to give us a factor quote or a question. This week, Drew Paisner has given us a fact. But he's also another thing yet to do is give yourself a title. He's given himself the title. Official sixth betel and fifth member of the pod. Oh, that's a huge thing to give yourself. What a sixth betel, there you go. Who's the fourth member of the pod?

Nick Mason. Of course. He would probably argue he's the first member of the team. Yeah. Well, you know, he's got a lot of fans who would argue vehemently with him. So it would be hard for you to even hold on to your thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. This is Nick Mason's part. Yeah. He says it's a non-canonical if he's not on it. Non-canonical is fun to say also. Have a go. Non-canonical Nick Mason. It's fun.

So Drew writes, hey, do go honors. It's Drew coming at you again with a few much shorter Spider-Man facts. That's right, because Drew's last fact-quadal question was, what's in the James Bond? The James Bond? The James Bond essay, it was like more like a mini report, which I don't know. That's three pages.

I put it on our YouTube channel if you get a YouTube.com slash to go on pod, you can see me read it out and full, but he's given us five Spider-Man facts. I like it. It is fact-quadal question, and we said last time your fact too long So he's he's changed it to just five short facts. Okay, so here are five sentences All right, Drew number one. He's come a long way. Yeah, he's really taken feedback and we appreciate that number one Spider-man was the first teenage superhero not to be a sidekick to an adult Okay, like Robin was a teenager, wasn't he? Batman or Robin?

Yeah. At the same point, I could be really really good to know anything. Yeah, that makes sense. And do you want to give it a fun rating? Um, out of what? Out of fun or not? I'm going to give that two funds.

Two funds. Two funds. Number two, Spiderman's most famous alternate costume, his black suit, was designed by 22 year old fan Randy Schuiler and purchased by Marvel for only $220 in 1982. Oh, that's not enough money. I want to back then, you know, if you bring that up to current dollars, it's like $5,000. What do we think to have happened anyway? A fan designed a black suit and they bought it off him.

I'm gonna give that two funds as well. I mean, truly, people have thought about putting it in a different color. Yeah, well, not until 1982. And Randy Schuhler came along. Fact number three, Spider-Man is weak to the pesticide ethyl chloride. What does that mean?

Oh, it's like he's kryptonite, maybe. Oh, is it roundup? Because I think we're all. Yeah, I don't think any of us do roundup. We're all weak to that now. Yeah, he was just first, I don't know what I guess. Fact number four, dude, was that how many funds is that? One fund.

One fund. Number four, Spider-Man is former US president Barack Obama's favorite spider-man Is a barmer's favorite spider-man spider-hero Spider-hero All the spider-hero Barack Obama I'd like to see my favorite Guy that's why of your controversial and some.

Yeah. I'm going to give that one. Like to see my favorite spider hero. But your man. He says that's also not by the board. It's also drew Pazin's favorite superhero. And finally, number five. We can tell based on the facts you have.

Yeah. Three. Three. I mean, it was at three phones. I mean, no one. Yeah. Obama, Drew. And final number five. We can tell based on the facts you have. Three phones. Yeah, was that three phones? No one. Yeah. Obama says one.

One final and finally. Number five. Volume one of the amazing Spider-Man lasted 700 issues and almost 50 years from 1963 to 2012. 50 years. Holy moly. That's three phones. Why stop?

Yeah, why stop? I guess I ran out of juice, I guess. He died. Oh, they need to get the the painbone. Oh, yeah. The spiders. I can't keep your your rethrow. And that brings us thank you so much, Drew Pies. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. And since Ella's pointed out that all fun facts are untrue, sadly, I don't believe anything. But thank you nonetheless. And that brings us to the time we like to thank a few of our other patrons. These are usually people who've been on there for a little while as we work our way through the list. And just normally give us some sort of a game

to play. What is it today? We're gonna name their penis. Penies. Could we say, I don't know, Stephanie Tosey, just you tell me, they're not keen for pain, they're keen for something else. Great, that's nice. Does after rhyme with pain. All right, it will run out. We'll be fine. Yeah, it has to be keen. Would you mind if I kick it off?

Please. From Western super mayor and Somerset, Great Britain. Oh, we cannot wait. Just close to Somerset. Somerset, Great Britain. Oh, we cannot wait. Jai. You can close to Somerset. Somerset Dave.

Somerset. Jai Blunt. Jai Blunt. Jai A i e. And that's it, Jai. Jai Blunt. Jai Blunt. Jai Blunt.

Jai Blunt. Jai Blunt. You think it's James Blunt's? Needs on F you. Sibling. Ah. What is Jai Cain for? C there for you. Simbling. Ah. Laugh beautiful. Here it is. What is Jaya Cain for?

Cain for teens. 10 for teens. 10 for teens. Helping them. Yeah. Unless they are also a teen in there, it's okay. Like Spider-Man and Robin. And these teens.

Yeah. Wow, Jaya. Well, yeah. Thanks Jaya, Jai Blunt. Appreciate your support over in SummerSat. And your support of teens. Yeah, that's right for teens. Teen's appreciate your support over in summer. And your support of teens. Yeah, that's right. 15.

15's appreciate you. Thank you. And I'd also love to thank from the great state of Indiana in the United States of America. Oh, probably definitely the top three of that state. Lindsay Wallace. Lindsay Wallace. Uh, keen for allbergines. Oh.

Wow. I would have thought, I wouldn't think we're gonna have to break out Oba-jean to light up. You've gone straight there. And Oba-jean is a metaphor for pain. Yeah, I think that's why it was on my brain. Is it Oba-jean, what did I call it, Oba-jean in America? Wait, it's nearly eggplant everywhere.

Yeah, but Oba-jean in a couple of places. In France they definitely call it old version. Old version. There's Wiley French. Yeah. Maybe. And now, in the anti-Napolacy, say that Luzzi Wallace is key for old version.

I don't use big French. We. How often does that come up for you? How often does that help for? Do I speak French? Yeah. It comes up so infrequently that I? Yeah, it comes up so Infrequently that I've been losing it over the 20 years I've been here. Yeah, and now I I

Don't see a point teaching it to my son Which everybody finds very offensive. Yeah, offensive like they find it to like if you know I would have loved to have learned a language when I was small Yeah, but you wouldn't the one that had to try and... Offense is a weird thing for them to go with. It offends people's attitude. That is a lot of... To be honest. Jim, I'd if you guys keep going while I have a piss.

Sure. Out of my... Oh, you're Clow Acker? Clow Acker. I'm just going to clean it up. It's a piss for a party. You have drunk nearly a liter of water in this house. Well, actually, I started with hot I yeah, I didn't think that through

I'm trying to drink three layers a day off you go We'll take it for all thing a couple of pages. That's all right. I would like to thank from Canberra The Australian capital territory here in Australia. I would like to obviously sorry I would like to thank Emily Mills Emily Mills and Emily Mills. Emily Mills. Emily Mills and Emily Mills. Jess. Cain for.

Shane. Ah, Charlie. Michael. Uh, Martin. Martin. Martin. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the sheen. Yeah, is he really mammalio? Is that also part of the stage that could be part? It could be part but I think you know, they've got like a

South American company or is she or is sheen the stage name and Yeah, so that's you're right. So Martin she Martin took sheen as a stage name and then Charlie Took his dad's stage name as his stage name and then mr. Sheen was he fit in this Unrelated oh He's just a guy from Ireland. Yeah DeShane, where's he fit in this? I'm related. Oh, what a coincidence. He's just a guy from Ireland. Yeah. Oh, Mr. Shane.

Well, thank you so much, Emily Mills. We appreciate your support. I'd also like to thank from Lexington. In K.Y., we were looking at Kansas there. I can hear Matt Pissing. Oh, man. Are we picking that up on the mic? No, but I don't have my headphones on

so I can hear it. He'll hate that. Oh, right. That's why you can hear it so loud Lexington KY. Oh, that's gotta be Kentucky of course of course you idiot of course. I'm in the air so sorry so sorry to Perry Ritter from Lexington Kentucky and L Perry Ritter keen for zines. Oh Perry Ritter, Keen, four. Zines. Oh, yes.

Well, that's making zines, that's reading zines. Yeah, and magazines as well. Oh, I see. Zines, which is short for magazines. Gotcha. We just thanked a couple of legends, Matt. And we could hear you pissing from in here. That's, no, it's actually writing outside.

Yeah. Did you know what you think? But it just stopped. It was heavy for about eight to nine seconds there. Can I take some people as well? Please. I would love to think. From Rochester, New York.

Wow. Christopher, J Ford. Oh, I love it in the middle of the initial. Yeah. Keen Ford Doreen, that's my aunt's name. Oh! Wow! Keeping it in the family. Tell us a bit about Doreen.

Why is he so keen on her? She's a nice lady. Okay. Where's she live? Two daughters, Montreal. Oh, nice. Not too far away. Montreal from New York State pretty close

Yeah, they're you know you could get there in two hours two hours That's great. Well that works out So great. We're talking on a plane ride. Right talking on a plane. We're talking drive in New York state It's just over the border. Oh, sorry. I think you said New York City. Sorry Well, I did not it's Rochester. I don't know where that is But it's in why I do know is, but it's in New York. I'm sorry. Near Ithaca, Albany? No, it's pronounced Jessica. Oh, Jessica, sorry.

Ithaca. Cute. Can I thank someone else? Please. I would love to thank from Balcata in Western Australia. Delaney Brockett. Whoa! Whoa! Hold the phone, Delaney. Delaney Brockett is keen for Maureen.

My aunt. Oh, wow. Wow. Delaney Brockett, that is top notch. I love that. I love that. I mean, Maureen. Yeah, sorry Maureen to be on the top notch. I can see. I mean, I'm more in. Yeah, sorry, more in the people name.

Top notch. I can see why he'd be keen. I can see why he'd be keen. She's lovely. Where's Maureen live? Ballerad. Yeah. Yeah. Ballerad and a half from here. Is that far from New York State? Pretty far. Pretty far. But I mean, Delaney is in Western Australia.

So we're still within same country, I guess. That's true. But pretty far from Ballerad. Yeah, it's a lot of value. Because you'd have to fly like, you'd're still in the same country, I guess. True. But pretty far from Belorat. Yeah, it's a bit of a problem. Because you'd have to fly like, you'd have to get to Perth, fly to Melbourne, and then drive. It's a hassle, but you know, something you're keen for, you're bloody, you make that

effort, you know. You'd be able to get a direct flight to Belorat. So, I don't know about that. Hey, Al, would you like to thank some people as well? What have we had so far? There was allbergines, there were Tains, Zanes, there was Dorene, and Shane came for Shane. Yeah. So Charlie, oh, I just got one, which I can't believe we haven't said.

Oh, wow. We can keep it up. So if you don't mind thanking a couple of people, I've got them here for you on my phone. Matt just needs to move his cursor so you can actually read. Yeah, great. It's a Vanessa Hackett from Long Beach, California. Oh, and Vanessa is keen for queen. Oh, of course. Yeah.

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Eatin' LeBene's lately. You can get on there and Kalim Neville. I'm sure you're on there. Yeah, I appreciate the beans. Yeah Thank you so much for your support and out. Thank you for being here and thanking these beautiful people as well. You guys have thanked me enough. I have not thanked you enough. Thank you Jessica. Thank you Matthew. Thank you so much. Thank you David. Thank you That became religious at the end for me. Yeah, thank you David. Yeah Right big big player in the Bible. Yeah, I remember being told a very young age the name David appears more than the name Jesus Whoa never never fact checked it probably on fun fact probably on tree almost certainly on tree My parents just giving me a bit of an ego and it worked. Yeah, you're more than Jesus. They said well Apparently Matthew means a gift from God. So okay, maybe we're all got something pretty cool. Jessica. Yeah, right Alistair means conquer world. I think it's just that's good Celtic version of Alexander and that means conquer

I don't know that Alice there and then Alice there is something entirely different. Yeah, that's entirely different. It's like a weak little bitch or something. Yeah, I got to get eaten by bear. Yeah, so lucky. A few minutes. Dodge the bear lit. Well, that brings us to the end of the bloody episode.

I can't believe we've done it. We've finally got cane for pain. We did it. Absolutely. Thank you so much, Al. And can we just say before we go that the journey doesn't stop here because Al, we can listen to your beautiful voice as well as Andy Matthews' beautiful voice every week on your Fantastic Podcast, two of the thing tech. Yes. Tell us about that Fantastic Show. Well, it sounds like nothing because we just come up with five sketch ideas, right? Comedy sketches, but it turns out that journey can be very fun and

Along the way you talk about life and you discover each other and Yeah, and and Tahuakas and you talk about Kloakas and you discover how they're a better idea But generally it's been going good and you've recently a lot a lot of you guys have appeared on there. All of you guys. You got the big three. And recently did the... was it about 20 hours? It was a 200th episode and it ended up taking us almost 17 hours. My God. Just appears on that May so. Mr. Sunday, they all appear on the 200th episode. If you are a game to do the 17 hours of listening. That's for sure.

Al Yield, good luck ever pleasing a man and me. And I was on it only like the fourth hour. I was like, and he already got to that. He's already losing it. Yeah. So check that out. Also, what was that? Was that pain spawn related or?

No, just hatred. No, I can't, it was even related to milk or something. Yeah, it was out of nowhere and that's what made it even more fun. It doesn't drink milk or something. Good luck ever, pleasing a man. All right. Oh, that does bring us down. So it's two in the think tank.

Fantastic show. You got anything else you'd like to tell a good people about it? You can always check out Shishar guided meditation. Oh, that does bring us down. So it's two in the think tank. Fantastic show. You got anything else you'd like to tell a good people about? You can always check out Shisha guided meditation. Oh, yes, of course. I feel like when I played, I think I picked the wrong episode to put on your podcast. Like, yeah, we put one in the feed.

We do go on presents, which is now a feed if you want to go back through. That's an easy way to find it. I should have gone with the dog sandwich one, where I just kind of, it's a guided meditation where I talk about, won't you think about the words dog sandwich? What do you see when with the dog sandwich one where I just kind of it's a guided meditation where I talk about What you think about the words dog sandwich? What do you see? I'm actually a dog with sandwich I'm

I'm trying a dog in between two sluss me too. I went with a match to it Well, it's yeah, or maybe you're picturing like a dog and then a smaller dog and then another dog That's good See the kind of imagery you get. You do have a beautiful ceiling voice. So it's a comedy meditation guy, but it's also people use it to genuinely either relax or meditate. Or just to sleep.

Yeah, either way. Yeah, struggle to sleep. Yeah, it's got me to sleep a few times. It's a break from the real world. I just did a, I should have used it yesterday. I just did a sleep should have used it yesterday. I just did a sleep study in the hospital. Yeah. It was I was in there for about 24 hours. The first night it's just like sleep as long as you can and then put the wires on you. And then the daytime they go all right stay awake for an hour and a half then

we'll come in turn out the lights and monitor you while you try and sleep for 20 minutes. And then we'll wake, we'll turn the lights on, air in a half, 20 minutes trying to sleep, then an air in a half. And I was just over, and that was the rest of the day was like that. You're just trying to have naps. Yeah, basically just trying to have naps

but on under some pressure of science. Could you, could you nap for the 20 minutes or not? I probably, I napped in half of the attempts I fell asleep, they told me. And I didn't think I did. I'm like, I can't, I can't, I'm not sure if I did or not. Yeah, that's when you did. And then they're like, yeah, you slept in half the times, I'm like, oh, because I know

me takes me 20 minutes of whole sleep, but it was interesting, there's like a camera, you can see the camera that's watching you. And then there's an intercom, and they're like, all right, now I'll close your eyes. I hate that. watching you and then there's an intercom and they're like, all right now I'll close your eyes. I hate that. And if you feel like sleeping, don't fight it. Okay, I know what I'm here for. Please stop telling me what to do.

But I was allowed to listen to podcasts and I listened to, I found, I didn't listen to Shush, I was stupid. It's okay. I would have gotten my head too much. I'd do anything like, what? Wonder what else up to you? No, no, the podcast doesn't put you in your head. It really takes you out of your head. No, I'm just Okay, well I fucked up. I should say I use Shushar and I've worked a trade I've got to sleep even on a scientific circumstance 100% of the time when you don't use it

You only sleep half of the time. That'll prescribe. That's right. You would have slept every time if you listen to our. Yeah, that's the trick. All right, now thank you so much for joining us. If you want to get in contact with us about this show, you can go to dogoonpod.com and follow the links

to our Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, which is all that dogoonpod, where we're posting different bits and pieces up there. And also our YouTube channel is now now up nearly up to date. So you should come slash do go on pod for that one. Yes. We've got an email do go on pod at gmail.com. And we're on all the mediums and follow all the very

technical things as well. Yeah, that's all those links will be there in the description. Yeah, we all post different jokes on Twitter and Instagram. Pretty different. Joe. Very sincere. Yeah, people respond to me jokes on Twitter and Instagram. Pretty different jokes, yeah. No, I'm very sincere. Mm-hmm. Yeah, people respond to me like I'm being sincere, but...

Yeah. Anyway. And I think I'm replying to people when I'm actually tweeting to all of my followers. That was really... Yeah, that was embarrassing. I think I felt the only person who didn't see it was the guy I was trying to interact with.

Sorry about that. If you tweeted me about Nathaniel Hawthorne, the author of the Scarlet Letter, I did try and run back. I did. You were 100 years old. She didn't just copy and paste or another. You're like, well, I'm fired by one shot at this. It was funnier if you came across it crossed. All these people running back being like, are you okay?

That's nice. Thanks everyone. So we'll be right next week with another episode which will be our next week out. So I know, I think. But what about for the block order? Oh, that'll be our second last block. Second most requested topic will be coming next week.

I think it might even be our most requested topic next week and then a little bonus block in the last week. Well, let's discuss the order but something like that. Anyway, we've got two sizzling topics to come up. But Elle, we're keen for pain and we're keen to have you back sometime, but until then, thank you so much. This has meant everything to me.

Thank you so much. And this is officially the end of the universe. Who cares? From now on, it's all just the bonus. We did it bonus. No. I have proof for it. Came for bonus.

All right, thank you so much. And until next week, I'll say goodbye. Later. Bye. Bye. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. I mean, if you want, it's up to you.

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