Do Go On - 287 - The Surreal Life Of Salvador Dali
Episode Date: April 22, 2021A painter whose surreal artwork was only matched by his wild lifestyle, Salvador Dali remains one of the most recognisable artists of the 20th Century. From packing his Rolls Royce full of cauliflower... to designing his own museum, meet the eccentric man behind that iconic moustache...Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Buy tickets to our streamed shows (there are 12 available to watch now! All with exclusive extra sections): https://sospresents.com/authors/dogoon Check out our AACTA nominated web series: http://bit.ly/DGOWebSeries Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.com Check out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/Listen Now: https://play.acast.com/s/listen-now/ Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader ThomasREFERENCES AND FURTHER READING:https://www.biography.com/artist/salvador-dalihttps://www.theartstory.org/artist/dali-salvador/life-and-legacy/https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/the-surreal-world-of-salvador-dali-78993324/https://www.salvador-dali.org/en/dali/bio-dali/
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Melbourne and Canada, we got exciting news for you.
And we should also say this is 2026.
Jess, what year is it?
2026.
Thank God you're here.
Right now, I'm in Melbourne doing my show with Serenjai Amarna, 630 each night at the
Cooper's Inn Hotel, having so much fun.
We'd love to see you there.
Canada, we are visiting you in September this year.
If you've somehow missed the news, we are heading up Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto
for shows.
That's going to be so much fun.
Tickets for all this stuff, I believe, are online.
And I'm here too.
Hey everyone, just Dave here letting you know that the episode you are about to hear was recorded live in Melbourne at the European Beer Cafe.
It's the third or four of these that we did.
They're all done now, so thank you so much to everyone that came along.
We had an absolute blast getting back in front of a live audience.
I had to cut out a bit of audio here that was still a bit of stuff going on in the room.
But if you'd like to see it one day, we did film it and eventually it will be up on SOSPresents.com.
So keep an eye on social media when we'll be able to tune.
into that if you want to see it. We've got another exciting live show to announce on next
week's episode, a new thing that we haven't done before, which we're really excited about. So
again, stay tuned for that if you are interested. But until then, thank you so much,
and enjoy this episode recorded live in Melbourne. Hello, and welcome to another episode of
Do Go One. My name is Dave Warnocky. How are we feeling tonight? Who's gotten wet out there?
Who's ready to get wet in here?
Alright, here we go.
Well, I have no idea what that means.
So I'm going to ask two more people to come on stage and save me.
Could you please give it up for Jess Perkins and Matt Stewart?
You know what that means, you fucking horny dog.
You knew exactly what that meant.
I wasn't listening. What did he say?
He said we're all going to get wet inside.
Gross, Dave.
That sounds even worse than what I see.
We're all going to get wet inside.
Stop saying it.
I don't know what that means.
Virgin.
I don't know.
I'm not a virgin.
I've said that into a microphone so often lately.
It's really weird.
I'm not.
Dave, tell him.
It's the night to tell him.
You're a virgin.
Let him know.
Let him know.
No.
It's a safe place.
You'll be okay with Dave's a virgin.
That sounds like I'm about to be sacrificed.
That is, that's full on.
No, no, no, no, it's not interactive.
It felt like I needed to get that in earlier.
I was laughing where that was.
Shut up.
I know, I'm like, yeah, I'll bring you with Jess.
It's like, fuck off.
Great, how are both of you?
Feeling bitchy.
Yeah.
Well, historically, when I come on stage with the iPad,
I'm doing the report, that means we have not one,
but two Sass twins in tonight.
Yeah, the bitches are back.
You're fucked.
I'm terrified.
They're coming for you, little man.
Well, too much.
Too much, Bob, too much.
All right, rain it back in.
Rainer back in.
Yeah, when I said getting wet, I meant crying on my friends.
Just give me a little tabby, by the go too far.
We take it in terms of a report on a topic, often suggested by a listener,
and it is my turn to do the report with the SaaS twins
who have no idea what I'm about to talk about.
Do you know what he said earlier?
No.
He said, do you want to know what the topic is tonight?
And I was like, what?
Okay.
And then he said, too bad.
That's right.
I get in early with the SaaS twins, yeah.
I'm a bitch.
A thirsty bitch.
So, all right.
Oh boy.
We always start with a question to get us on the topic.
And I have a, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nearly saw it.
Question for you here.
And I'll give it to you guys
and then if you can't get it, I'll throw it over to the audience.
Some of you may know because you voted for it
if you're a Patreon supporter, some people have.
But which man holds the honour
of being the only person to have a mustache category
named after them at the World Beard Championships?
Hitler.
Gotta be Hitler.
Locking in Hitler, please.
Every year, 600 men turn up with Hitler muster.
The local bar looks so fun.
It is not Hitler.
It is Tom Selleck.
Honestly,
A great mustache.
Abraham Lincoln.
Mustache free.
Can you describe the stash?
Can I describe it?
It goes out like this.
Oh, the walrus.
Is that a person?
The walrus.
The animal, the walrus?
Is that a person?
No.
That'd be good though.
Is it Salvador Darlary?
It is Salvador Darlene.
Is it Salvador?
Oh.
I heard that as well from over there.
But on delay.
I heard it up here.
Also, I read it on his iPad before.
I lied, but I was like,
nearly, totally.
Well, you put us out of my misery.
I appreciate that.
This topic has been suggested,
two people Lewis Head Jones from Rexum in tonight didn't think so
what a noise that was
Rexum drayman coming in from Rexum good luck in this traffic and also vaguely I
just in case they get annoyed Jenny Asaro from Huntington Station in New York
State who kind of suggested a spin-off topic about an Adali related art
heist, but I hope to do that at a later
stage in a bonus episode.
We don't have time. We don't have time for your apologies,
you little cuck. Let's get on with a report.
I am holding back tears.
We'll get them out of you.
You want me to break once tonight.
Did I need to lean in there? That was weird. Sorry about that.
I'll write myself back in there. I'll get out of you.
I'll get out of you.
Sounds like to me we've got a purve on stage.
Right here.
All right, let me tell you about Salvador, Felipe Jacinto Dali and Dominic.
Born on May 11, 1904, in the Catalonian town of Figueres,
just inside the Spanish border with France and the foothills of the Pyrenees Mountains.
Beautiful, beautiful.
Beautiful part of the world.
Gold's country.
Beautiful, beautiful.
His father, also Salvador Dali, was a well-paid notary who drew up...
Wait, what?
No wonder he became a surrealist.
He's his own dad.
Well, what do I tell you?
It gets even weird.
But we'll get to that in second.
His father was a well-paid notary.
He drew up legal documents,
and according to the Smithsonian,
he was an authoritarian figure in the artist's life.
His mother, on the other hand,
Felipe came from a family that designed and sold,
decorated fans, boxes and other art objects.
And that's where many people think
the artistic street comes from.
Yeah, yeah.
And his mother greatly encouraged.
She sold boxes. Very artistic stuff.
Very artistic stuff. Yeah, very inspiring
for a child. Well, according to
Darley biographer, Ian Gibson, she was
proud of her son's childhood drawings.
She would boast, when he says
he'll draw a swan, he draws a swan.
When he says he'll do a duck,
it's a duck.
Big brag there from Mama
Mama Dalai. Is he the melty guy?
Are these
melty ducks? Melty swans?
Am I thinking of the right guy?
You think you're the right guy.
When he says it's a melty duck, it's a melty duck.
This is where it gets weird.
His older brother, also named Salvador Dali.
He's his own dad and his own brother.
I'm tripping balls right now.
His brother had died nine months before he was born,
so the young artist was often told that he was the reincarnation of his dead older brother.
And his alive older father.
He was quite an impressional rural child, as many children are.
Apparently they took him to his brother.
Graveside and said, you are his reincarnation.
So, yeah, he became a weird kid.
At the age of six, he wrote in his 1942 autobiography,
The Secret Life of Salvador Dahlia.
I wanted to be a cook, and at seven, I wanted to be Napoleon.
That sounds all right.
We all make that transition.
It's also not...
If you're going to write a book about it,
not much of a secret life anymore, is it?
No.
Keep that secret to yourself, buddy.
Okay.
Okay, all right
I'll start telling all your secrets in a book
How are you like that?
Fuck you
Well, he had some weird secrets
He also wrote
Uh
That's what
You're letting that
She swings, she misses
We never know what's going to happen up here
I'll keep swinging
Yeah, you'll keep swinging at the audience
violently
He also wrote in this secret line
At the age of five years, he encountered an almost dead bat, covered with ants, and then put it in his mouth, bit it, and then tore the bat almost in half.
So he confessed to some weird shit.
That's right.
Ozzy Osbourne was just a poor man, Salvador Darlene.
Where were the ants, Ozzy?
So when he tore it almost in half, what are we talking about?
Like two thirds?
Yeah.
I don't...
What are we talking?
98%.
It's hanging on by it, but a thread.
That's not nearly half day.
That's nearly 100%.
Half is 50%
This is a maths nerd
You suck
Thanks
You lent in again, it was weird
Yeah sorry
Yeah no good note
He was pretty prolific from a young age
Dali painted one of his earliest known works
Landscape of Fugeres
His local town in 1910
When he was six years old
The Oil on Postcard work
Depicks a scene in his hometown
And now hangs in the Salvador Dali Museum
in Florida.
But honestly, if you look at it,
it doesn't look like the work of a future superstar.
Right.
It's a bit shit.
It's a bit shit.
Salvador Dali.
What was it?
The Salvador Dali Museum.
Is that his dads or his brothers?
That is his dad's.
His parents built him an art studio
to encourage him from young age.
But formerly speaking, he wasn't a great student.
He was prone to mucking about
and his father made him move
to a French-speaking school
after he failed at his first school.
But he wasn't that interested in learning.
Instead, he daydreamed in class
and already started standing out from the others
by wearing eccentric odd clothing and sporting long hair.
Can you believe that?
I like it.
You're no good at school.
Go to this other school that talks a different language.
That'll fix you up.
Care?
I can picture a little, so I want to care.
Well, maybe he couldn't speak to them with his voice,
but he began to embrace his love of public attention
by throwing himself downstairs
in front of his classmates and teachers.
The international language.
We've all been through that phase.
Salvador, where's your homework?
Well, let me answer your question.
Let me just go to the top of these stairs
to answer your question.
His father couldn't tolerate his son's outbursts
or eccentricities and punished him severely.
He was constantly being kicked out of the family home.
This happened many times.
As a child.
As a child, as a teenager.
as an adult.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
He was also terrified of grasshoppers
and other students threw them at him.
They are weird, though, eh?
Oh, yeah.
And not surprisingly, he remained scared of them for life.
They really scared him.
Right.
They're the ones that the woman grasshopper eats
the man grasshoppers head after they fuck.
Praying man is what I was talking about.
That was a good test.
Yeah, well done. Ah, well done, grasshopper.
That's pretty good.
It's a reference to a thing I don't understand,
but I think it's from the 80s.
Is that right?
Fast forward did a sketch about it
before any of them were born, so...
That's your only reference in life.
I only know things from Fast forward, full front on the Simpsons.
That's all parodies.
I've never lived a life.
Well, let me say,
you Matt by saying tragedy struck
when Dali's mother died of cancer when he was 16
which he described as the greatest
blow I had experienced in my life
She described that
No he said that
That was weird
Which still sounds weird
Dying was honestly really shit for me
It was not good
I would not recommend
His father married his dead wife's sister
And this move put further strain
On Dali's relationship with his dad
They did not get along
People did not like
He found love again.
A lot of hate in the hearts of our audience here tonight.
Which is disappointing to me,
but maybe someone like you, Dave, would appreciate that.
Yeah.
Team hate over here.
So he's not a good student, always fighting with his dad.
But the whole time, he obviously had talent
because his first public exhibition
in his hometown at just 14.
And at 17, he was enrolled in the Madrid School of Fine Arts,
where he lived on campus and grew his hair even longer
and now even rocked.
Side burns.
Oh my God.
Can you believe it?
What?
He's crazy.
I can't believe it.
Long hair and sideburn.
Even longer hair.
That's crazy.
It's like he just didn't cut it.
It just kept growing.
That's fucking wild, man.
He didn't know what to do.
It just keeps growing.
And again, formal study was not for him.
He was expelled not once but twice.
The first time for protesting when artist Daniel Vasquez Diaz was denied a professorship.
Allegedly,
was so annoyed that he started a riot on campus.
But they allowed him back.
Falling down the stairs.
Come with me, guys.
It's starting a riot, boo.
He's just pushing people down the stairs.
That guy did have a brilliant name.
Daniel Vasquez Diaz.
Oh, love that.
Oh, yeah, that is good.
I like it.
Just saying, like, sometimes we're all allowed to agree with each other.
Really?
No, fuck you.
So they let him come back the next year
despite being expelled.
But he was expelled for good
when it came to his art history
oral examination.
I am very sorry, he declared.
But I am infinitely more intelligent
than these three professors
and I therefore refuse to be examined by them.
I just know this subject too well.
That is fucking badass.
And they kicked him out.
That is awesome.
I love that.
Do you?
I do.
I mean, he backed it up.
He became a legend.
That's true.
It's amazing.
He's more successful than them, almost certainly.
Yeah.
All right, bringing it back to the main man, Salvador Dali.
I can't remember I've read this sentence, so let me know.
He returned once again to his hometown of Figueras
and devoted himself intensely to painting.
Is that new information?
Yeah.
Fantastic.
This is after he's been expelled.
He then took a life-changing trip to Paris
where he visited his hero, Pablo Picasso.
Fellow Spaniard in his studio
and found inspiration in what Cubists were doing.
Dali then worked through a number of stars.
I did make another weird noise.
Just warming up the pipes.
This is your captain speaking.
I was on a plane today.
He did it.
Oh, I was on a plane today.
Oh, I just landed.
Shut up, Dave.
We get it.
You're worldly.
Have you had a COVID test?
Where'd you fly from?
Bermuda.
Is that good or bad?
So he met up with his old mate, Pablo,
and he worked through a number of styles himself,
trying cubism, futurism, impressionism.
But it was the ideas of the surrealist artists and writers
like Joan Miro, René Margreite,
Paul Elouard and Max Ernst
that really attracted the young artist.
These artists were trying to apply
the new psychoanalytical theories
of Sigmund Freud to painting and writing.
Yeah, mum's hot.
Sorry, a little slip there.
You don't have to take every single chance.
Sorry, I forgot who side I'm on there.
That was so good.
Fuck you, Dave.
And we're back.
A little quiet time for Matt.
Yep.
A little quiet time for both of us, maybe.
Yeah, I've got a bit of text to get through here.
Dahlia himself was already an avid reader of Sigmund Freud's psychoanalytic theories.
He knew of Freud's ideas about sexual repression, taking the form of dreams and delusions,
and he, Dali, attempted to recapture these dreams in paint and prose.
And according to Biography.com, Dali's paintings became associated with three general themes.
Number one, man's universe and sensations, two, sexual symbolism, and three, ideographic imagery.
So he had a bit of a perverse fascination with sex, and not to psychoanalyzing myself,
but that can also probably be traced back to his childhood with his dad.
In Dali's youth, his father had left out a book
with explicit photos of people suffering from advanced untreated venereal diseases
to educate the boy.
And the photos of grotesquely damaged disease genitalia,
fascinated and horrified young Dali,
and he continued to associate sex with putrefaction.
Was it like melting dicks?
Honestly, yeah.
wearing wristwatches
doing the wristwatcher
puppetry the penis style
oh my god
you've cracked something there
so yeah
a bone
so as well as sexy
is up here
I feel there's no better thing to hear
from an audience than
oh Jesus
that makes me feel good
it makes me feel like I should shut the fuck
And I did say I would do that, what, 30 seconds ago?
And look, how good you did for 30 seconds?
All right, I'm going to...
Hey?
Okay, no, no.
As well as sex, his art frequently depicted Freudine imagery
like staircases, keys, dripping candles,
and a range of personal symbols like crutches, ants, and grasshoppers
that he was still terrified from.
In 1929, at the age of 25,
he met the most significant person in his life,
Eleanor Dichenova, a Russian immigrant.
10 years he's senior, commonly known as Gala.
At this time, she was married to Dali's friend,
the aforementioned surrealist writer Paul Elouar.
Although they had an open marriage and they both regularly had affairs,
Gala eventually left Elouar for Dali and would become his life partner,
muse, business manager and eventually his wife in 1934.
So, quadruple threat there.
According to biroghry.com, quote,
she helped balance, or one might say,
counterbalance the creative forces and Dali's life.
With his wild expressions and fantasies,
he wasn't capable of dealing with the business side of being an artist.
Gala took care of his legal and financial matters
and negotiated contracts with dealers and exhibition promoters.
So she sounds great, but his father wasn't happy
with him hooking out with Gala
and for some of his outlandish behaviour,
calling him a, quote, perverted son
on whom you cannot depend for anything,
and he permanently banished him from the family homes.
Perp.
Thank you.
For being a perp.
Get out here, perp.
He's just a couple of years away
from becoming a multi-millionaire.
Bad move by dad.
But Darleney and his future wife became inseparable.
He even signed his paintings with both of their names.
Oh, okay.
Oh, something wrong with me because I went, bleh.
Sorry, did anybody else feel like that?
Yeah.
Okay, oh, thank God.
I was like, oh, I need help.
Oh, I was like,
Buh.
Gross.
He'd definitely bring her to a wedding
even if it didn't have a plus one.
Yeah.
Oh.
Exclusively uses we.
Oh, I'm not sure if we're free.
I didn't invite you both.
Sorry, I've got a therapy appointment very soon.
Join Eam.
I join Facebook.
Dali once claimed that without Gala, he would be insane,
There's probably no coincidence that after meeting her his art really took off.
The 1930s was his decade.
In 1931, he painted what is still probably his most famous painting,
The Persistence of Memory, featuring melting clocks and watches,
and it's been frequently referenced and parodied in culture.
That was very good.
I was trying not to interrupt, and then I fucking nailed it.
For those at home, people are politely applauding Dali's Great Assault.
They know a good thing.
The persistence of memory
He originally sold up at $250
bucks
and since 1934 it's hung in the Museum of Modern Art
in New York City
250 I could buy that
Blag?
You got $250?
Well, not on me but
you could put a
down and pass the hat around
but you're sitting there thinking
where did he get these wacky ideas
was during this time that he started to make himself
hallucinate
He pioneered what he called the paranoiac critical method
designed to help him access his subconscious
One of the ways he would access this delirious state
Without drugs or alcohol
Was to stare at an object and try and see something different within it
Sometimes like when you try and see an object in a cloud
But he would just stare at something for like hours
You know like when you try and see an object in a cloud
Like we all do
That's a relatable thing isn't it
Fuck you
Thank you.
What kind of childhood did you have?
Well, I understand when you see something in a cloud,
but I'm picturing Dave going,
I'm going to see some one of these clouds.
I will, I'll do it.
Nah, still nothing.
I'm a virgin.
Oh, look, I'm just Jess has got a sign writer.
Virgin, oh, okay.
So basically, he's asking,
he stares at shit or try to keep himself
in the state between sleep and
wakefulness. According to mental
floss, he would nap with a spoon in his hand
and a mixing bowl in his lap
and when he fell asleep, the spoon
would fall into the bowl and would wake him up.
And he would continue to do this
over and over and over
until he became
only semi-conscious.
Just do drugs, yeah, fuck!
What are you doing?
He's doing it the old school way.
Fucking take a cap, here we go.
Fuck me.
Grow up, Salvador.
It didn't always go well.
Often I would have put him into a self-induced paranoid state.
And after emerging from the state,
Dali would create, quote,
hand-painted dream photographs from what he'd witnessed.
Hand-painted dream photographs.
What?
Yeah, that's confusing.
That is confusing, isn't it?
I'm absolutely confused by that.
And you're thinking, hang on, is this guy crazy?
Well, he addressed that...
Stop telling them what they're thinking.
Well, I'm trying to answer a question here, Jess.
He addressed that question, which he often got, which was...
Sorry, Jess.
No, it's fine, David.
I'm just trying to tell a story that are you right way here.
You could learn a thing, obviously, mate.
Too much.
Too much.
I do like this quote.
Often people would say, are you crazy?
And he would say, the difference between a madman and me is that I am not mad.
And it is hard to argue with that.
Honestly, it is.
I hate people who answer questions like that.
Is he yes or no, your piece of shit?
Beautifully said, Jess.
Thank you so much.
Fuck you, Dave.
Fuck you Dave.
Thank you.
In 1933, he enjoyed solo exhibitions in Paris
in New York City and became, quote,
surrealism's most exotic and prominent figure.
He'd hit the big time baby,
and in 1936, he was featured on the cover of Time magazine.
Whoa.
Wow.
The 30s are going great.
I bet they'll end it just as well.
I'm no history buff, but I've got a good feeling about this.
I think the early 40s are going to be great.
Well, some art critics argued that his colourful personality and antics
was overshadowing his art.
Oh, no.
For example, biography.com recalls,
at the opening of the London's Surrealist exhibition in 1936,
he delivered a lecture titled
Authentic Paranoid Ghosts
while dressed in a wetsuit
carrying a billiard cue and walking a pair
of Russian wolfhounds
Okay, now I like
him
Before I was like
Now I'm like
This guy rocks
He's in a wetsuit
Yeah
That's sick
That's bad
Because surfers are hot
He's a hot guy
And he's got two hot dogs
And a billiard cue
He later said that he's
The tire was a depiction of plunging into the depths of the human mind, you know?
That's what I was thinking as well.
Yeah, me too.
You get art.
You get art.
I get art. That's the cue.
Shooting pool shark in the depths of the ocean.
Oh, yes.
And he's in a wet suit.
And he's running out of water and he's having a go, isn't he?
Yep.
What were you talking about?
There's no wrong answers in art.
Which is what makes it so cool.
It sucks. It sucks.
Sorry, the artist in the room,
which I include myself as one.
You're an artist.
Oh, okay.
You saw my show last week.
And it was pretty good.
Pretty good.
Well done, and we're very proud of you.
But pretty good art, yeah.
It was very artistic.
I got sassed.
It doesn't feel good.
No.
How do you put up with this?
I cry every night.
Cool.
Crying is cool.
Yeah, crying's great.
The only way virgins get wet.
I've got really good aim now.
How is that the crookest thing that's ever been said on this podcast?
You did it.
Those fucking tables a few weeks ago.
Don't bring up the tables, no.
Look, we got here because he's in a wet suit.
I've got to tell you about that.
So he's in a diving.
So are you in your picture.
every suit's a wet suit and you're crying
but he's not as in a wet suit he's in a full diving suit
so no one could actually hear his lecture that he was given
but it was one of those old school diving suits and he'd been bolted in by a mechanic
and in a few minutes in he started to run out of oxygen
he tried to gesture that he needed help removing the helmet
but the audience took it as part of his performance and just started laughing
and the more he gestured the more
more they laughed.
It's been said he nearly
died in the suit until someone eventually
cottoned on and freed him.
I thought that was going to be the end of the report.
Oh, I wish that's how he died. That'd be amazing.
A little insight there.
To our little German friend.
Have you seen...
The only time I've seen him portrayed
on the big screen is in midnight in Paris.
Have you seen him in that? He's the famous actor?
Is Adrian Brody?
Adrian Brody, that's right.
I love it so much.
It's not worth bringing up now, but...
The way he says,
Rinosaurus.
I love it.
I love it.
I think about it so much.
Rinosaurus.
Dali.
Rinosaurus.
I love it.
William.
I haven't seen it.
Oh, okay.
You don't support the works of that quite bad man,
but...
What's the guy of the name?
Woody Allen.
Regret.
Bringing that up.
Rhinoceros. Great film.
Great film.
Yeah, saved it.
He also made...
He frequently made controversial statements
that landed in hot water,
according to the Smithsonian again.
In the mid-1930s,
he confessed that he dreamed of Adolf Hitler
as a woman whose flesh ravished me.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Can you start that again?
He dreamt of Adolf Hitler as a woman,
quote, whose flesh ravaged me.
Oh, you've made someone furious.
Or real horny.
Oh, no.
I really hope the mics picked that up.
There was quite a clattering at the back of the room there.
How did that start?
What was the sentence before that?
He had made controversial statements
that often got him in hot water.
Although he insisted he rejected Hitlerism,
despite such fantasies,
the surrealists who were allied to the French Communist Party
expelled him in 1939 so he was kicked out of his own thing.
Oh, you can't even have a sex dream about Hitler.
Now they're trying to police what's going on up here.
Oh, okay, there's a few fucking...
Mine Nazis in the room tonight.
Not even late you're having horny Nazi dreams, all right.
I'm losing control of this.
Hot water, is there some way we can work that into the wetness you were talking
about before.
I've tried it.
Can you explain that a little bit more?
Or don't.
I'll never mention it again.
Don't dwell.
Don't dwell on it, please.
I've tried it.
Yeah, I try to fuck a hot water bottle.
Battle?
It was...
It was a bit of a battle.
A bit of a battle.
So we made controversial statements.
He also once praised the Spanish dictator
and fascist Francisco Franco
and that really upset a lot of people.
But the Stamers didn't stop him from making many famous friends.
He met Coco Chanel, who invited him to paint her house.
Just paint her house?
Yeah.
One of those.
Hey, you want to come over for a barbecue and frame my house?
Just make a white, please.
But before we do that, I've got to move some stuff over.
Could you pick me up?
He also met his hero, Sigmund Freud.
After painting his portrait, Dali, was thrilled to learn that Freud had said,
so far I was led to consider completely insane the surrealists
who I think I'd been adopted as their patron saint
but this young Spaniard with his candid fanatical eyes
and his undeniable technical mastery has made me change my mind
you love that apparently Freud also said
that boy looks like a fanatic
and Dali was like that's sick
in February he met the Marx Brothers in Hollywood
along with Harper we began working on a script for a film entitled
Giraffes on Horseback Salies.
which was never produced
Giraffes on horseback salad
I hate it
They ended up making a film called duck soup though
Did it come from that?
Yeah
As long as you have no follow up questions
Did you see his face there?
That's his pity face
Yeah
Why did he pity me? I was just asking a question
Don't you do
Does he hate learning
Don't you dare
Does he hate people being inquisitive?
He went to Hollywood to work with Alfred Hitchcock on the film Spellbound,
whose dreamlike sequences were created by Dali.
And Walt Disney approached him to make a short film in 1945.
It got shelved, but they made it in 1999.
Sheld is a funny word.
I regret it saying it.
They eventually made the Disney film in 2003,
and you can watch it on YouTube, and it is fucking weird.
But Dali and his wife Gala moved to the United States
during the Second World War when German troops entered France
and he was like, go get the fuck out of here.
And in the USA, his notoriety only grew.
And it was during his time of the 40s
that he began to sport his now iconic mustache.
Ah, the Hitler mustache.
In the middle of the 1920s, Salvador Dali had been beardless,
repeat, beardless.
But in the 1930s, he grew a mustache
in the style of American actor Adolf Mengu.
He called...
He did.
It was an Adolf style mustache.
And Dali himself called it
the smallest mustache in the world.
And Hitler was like, yeah, I beg to differ.
Hold my beer, bitch.
Famous Adolf Hitler's saying.
Hold Zibir, bitch.
Sorry if that's offensive to your people, Dave.
That's offensive to everyone.
That was the worst accent I've ever heard.
But my 1954, it had become his iconic look,
to the point that he was able to publish a book about it called Dali's Mustache.
And at the time of publication, the mustache was 25 centimetres long.
He became a household name,
and the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art in New York City
gave him his own retrospective in 1941.
Dali was obsessed with money and admitted he felt the need to accumulate wealth,
and his output was prodigious and crossed many mediums.
Basically, he's the biggest sellout you'll ever know.
He made sculptures, designed jewelry, clothing, furniture,
painted sets for ballades, which he also designed costumes,
and sometimes wrote the script,
made documentaries, gave talks,
appeared in numerous commercials,
wrote for magazines,
and wrote in publicist poetry and fiction,
including a book called 50 Secrets of Magic.
He wrote a magic book.
So he's very busy.
Wait, hang on.
Was he a virgin?
50 secrets of magic,
that's the kind of book I've seen on your shelf.
I love magic books.
There's a lot of awe over here.
This is the most sympathetic crowd with having quite a while, and I love that.
I too am an empath.
Poor little virgin.
Jess is a big empath too.
Look at it.
Just feeling all of what you're given.
I don't understand what it means.
So he did a lot of stuff, but in 1969...
Nice.
Thank you.
He designed one of his most enduring creations, the logo for chuppa chupps.
What?
Yes.
Yes.
All right, quickly. Favorite chop, chop, go.
Strawberries and cream.
Oh, that is my least favorite.
For me, it's anything but chock banana.
Yeah, I hate chock banana.
The cream ones suck.
Number one, strawberry, classic.
Number two, lemon, classic.
Okay.
I had a lot of stuff.
The cream ones are fucking no good.
Yeah, gross.
What's green?
Cream.
Cream.
The one you said.
Cream
That's what I just saw from you
Cream
Something Dave's never done
Was that the Sigmund Freud Perv again?
Was that you?
Who was that? Who was that?
I loved it.
I loved the shame that he felt
admitting to it.
But I also loved how much
we connected in that moment.
I've been thinking it for ages.
So he designed...
Yes.
Another thing Dave's never said.
That's what I say every time I go.
Yes.
Did it again.
Thank God.
Thought I was out of this game, but I did it again.
High five and whoever's around.
Feeling like we're bordering on oversharing now.
It does feel like we're doing do going after dark a bit, doesn't it?
You're doing a lot of the heavy lifting.
Of my dick.
You fucking perth.
So he made the chopper chops logo.
Did you guys know this?
Some people know this.
A Spanish candy maker
Enric Bernat.
Originally called the lollipop's goal.
Take an inspiration of scoring a goal in football.
In his mind, the lollipop was like a ball
going into the kid's mouth, which was like a net.
Do not like that at all.
And then he reached out to an advertising company
and they said, you should change this.
So they called a chopper chop's reference to the Spanish.
for chuppah which means to suck.
It's not much better.
And chop, a small child.
Honestly made it worse, but...
And you are on your own now.
So they'd go with me on that and they left me
much like a woman left out.
Oh, I wish there was someone to leave me.
Thank you.
Too empathetic, this crowd.
It's okay.
a joke guys Dave fucks.
To be honest, to be honest, honestly
when he's on stage, he's one of the few times
he's not fucking...
That's why it's funny.
He fucks a lot!
Look at him! Too much.
I have a problem.
This is a cry for help.
So the guy, he's rebranding.
He's like, Chobber Chubba Chubb's, they're still not taking off.
So one day he's having coffee with his friend, Salvador Dali.
This is according to the website,
Co-Design. And he complained
about the Chubber Chubber Chops logo.
Dali, no stranger to an opportunity,
reportedly spent an hour drawing designs on a newspaper,
and then he gave it to him and insisted the logo be put on the top,
and then the candy took off around the world,
and the logo remained largely unchanged.
And according to Forbes, Dali was paid a million dollar sum
for drawing on a newspaper and handing it to his mate going there you go.
I love it. That's sick.
Did you know that about Darlene Chop Chop?
And also, he probably didn't pay for the coffee that day,
because I think I may have mentioned this on episode one of this,
podcast. When the bill would come, he would
pay with a check and then do a quick
doodle on the back, knowing that as an original
Darley artwork, the art would be worth
more than the check and the business would
never cash it. So he could just
get free shit everywhere he went. That's
clever. That is very
clever. You mentioned that on the Mona Lisa
episode? I think I might have mentioned it. Yeah. That's a fun
fact. I remember
that very well.
And then I probably would have said
that I did a tour
in Montmart in
Paris. Yes, the Bobo, as we know.
I think I've said it every four or five episodes.
You wish you wanted in somehow.
But Pablo Picasso, his hero, would go around doing the same thing.
He'd do a picture to pay his bill.
And they'd go, could you sign it?
And he's like, I'd only want to buy this meal, not the restaurant.
What a...
Sorry to paraphrase you there, so.
After World War II, he became obsessed with the splitting of the atom
and referred to this period of his work as nuclear mysticism
incorporating optical illusions,
holography, holographs, fuck you,
and geometry in his paintings.
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
That was you trying to say holographs?
Holography.
That's not a word, this is it?
No, that's not good.
Holography.
That sounds all right.
Yeah.
Thank you.
But I prefer when you say, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha.
Holography.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho baby that's what I sound like
We're getting towards the end here but he also continued his outlandish stunts all of which contributed to his fame and mythology
Mental Floss writes Dali and Gala were known for throwing elaborate bizarre dinner parties
At one a fundraiser in Monterey California in 1941 guests like Bob Hope and Alfred Hitchcock were asked to dress up
as their own dreams.
Gala, for example, wore a unicorn's head.
Dali borrowed monkeys from the San Francisco Zoo for the evening.
And guests were served to fish in satin shoes, followed by live frogs.
The event was so lavish that rather than raising money for refugee artists, as it was designed to, it actually lost the money.
The zoo just lent him monkeys.
Sound like for a cost, if they were losing cash.
Yeah.
In 1950s.
His fucking dog of the zoo.
Hey, you know, I'm just going to lend
Darley monkeys?
He's having a fucking good time, you dogs.
What a pack of dogs.
What a pack of dogs.
Give me a monkey.
All right.
Nice.
Matt, I got us a monkey.
What kind?
Howler?
Howler?
Baby did a bad, bad thing.
Beautiful. It works with everything.
Easy been saving me a lot.
tonight.
In 195 he showed up for a lecture
in Paris in a Rolls Royce
stuffed to the roof with 1100 pounds of
cauliflower.
I love that. So he could barely fit
in the car. The painter told journalist
Mike Wallace that the point of the stunt was that
he had discovered the logarithmic
curve of a cauliflower, which
is just bullshit.
The Smithsonian refers to a time in
1962 when to promote a photography book
called The World of Salvador Dali.
He dressed in a golden robe and lay on a
in a Manhattan bookstore, attended by a doctor, a nurse, and gala.
He signed books while wired to a machine that recorded his brainwaves and blood pressure.
A copy of this data was then printed and given to the purchaser of the book.
So he's doing these crazy stuff.
In the 60s, he made friends with Andy Warhol,
and while staying at a hotel on Fifth Avenue, Warhol,
brought over a silk screen painting as a gift for Darley.
Dali reportedly threw it on the ground at the hotel
and proceeded to piss all over it.
rather than get offended, Warhol supposedly loved the whole episode.
Which is what we're going to do for you all tonight.
If you brought your ticket printed out, we will piss on it as a memento.
I've never seen such an ungrateful...
I'm telling you, I'm going to piss on your stuff.
It's like, what do you want?
What do you want?
If you want, I will cry on it.
I will do that for you.
But he will not come on it.
He doesn't know how.
Again, Dave fucks.
We have been told.
By Dave, yeah.
He probably doesn't fuck.
He's a virgin.
We're back to where we began.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
In the 1960s, the mayor of Figueres in Spain, Dali's hometown,
asked the artist to donate a piece to the city's art museum.
Instead, he declared he would donate an entire museum.
Whoa.
He spent the next 14 years setting it up.
decorating the facade with giant sculptures of eggs and bread rolls.
It opened in 1974 when he was 70 and still open as a very, very popular tourist structure.
Bakery.
Yeah.
It is a bakery.
They were like, we just wanted one painting.
Yeah, and he was like...
This took 14 years.
He's all of them.
He bought Gala a castle as a retreat in the town of Pubiol,
which was apparently only allowed...
He was only allowed to visit her there on written invitation.
Oh, okay, so things are going well.
Yeah.
Did you buy me a castle?
On written invitation.
I wasn't following.
Okay, I'm going to send you a text
inviting you to buy me a castle.
Thou shall be done.
You're right, though things weren't not going that well.
His last year's were his hardest.
Dali lived in fear of Gala's abandonment,
and this caused him into a spiral of depression.
And she died in 1982 at the age of 87,
and after Dali's depression worsened,
he moved into the...
the Pubial castle attended by nurses.
And quoting from the Smithsonian,
he needed a lot of care and attention.
His incessant use of a call button
caused a short circuit that set off a fire in his bed
and badly burnt his leg.
He was hitting the call button so much it started a fire.
Look, I'm on inside there.
That feels like that's not his fault.
No matter how much you call the nurse,
I reckon a fire shouldn't be started.
Crazy. That's nuts.
Friends moved him into an extension of his own museum
back in his hometown of Figueres,
where he spent his final years.
In the last couple of years,
he suffered from a motor disorder that many couldn't hold a paintbrush anymore
and he couldn't express himself that way,
which obviously was pretty awful for him.
Sadly, all good things must come to an end.
And Salvador Dali died on January 23rd,
1989 at the age of 84,
and he was buried in the crypt of his own Dali Theatre Museum.
like a dinner and show kind of place
he would have loved it
his artistic legacy has been debated over the year
some art critics say everything he did post his surrealism
in the 30s is no good having peaked very early
but his popularity has not waned
many of his paintings hang in the most famous art galleries in the world
sell for millions of dollars and his museum in his very
small hometown receives over a million visitors per year
wow that's cool and that's a small
town, right? Basically that's the reason
that people go there. Yeah, amazing.
Never far away from controversy,
even in death. In June 2017,
a judge in Madrid ordered
that Dali's body be exhumed to
settle a paternity case.
A 61-year-old Spanish woman claimed
that her father had an affair with the artist
while she was working
as a maid for his neighbour.
Wait, her father,
that's going to be very hard
to prove. Two dudes.
My dad.
and Salvador Dali had an affair.
I reckon one of them was my mum.
And the judge is like, dig him up.
Dig him up.
I did misspeak it. It was his mother.
Apparently had an affair.
But in September, the results from the...
So they dug him up. They did the DNA test.
The results from the DNA test revealed
that Dali was not the father.
But we did learn one important thing from the exhumation.
His trademark mustache is intact.
Whoa.
Even like mummify.
According to the forensic experts who saw the body,
his famous waxed mustache has remained in perfect position
since his death 28 years earlier.
That's amazing.
Still up like that.
Wow.
On the like, on Salvador Scully.
Really?
We're going to end on a pun, yeah.
Is that a pun?
That's a pun.
Technically, we did not end on a pun.
we ended on Jess
questioning whether or not
I should have gone for that.
Scully?
Really?
No, I was more like,
are you okay?
Oh, you meant that?
I apologize.
No.
That's wild.
That's great.
I love to think
that that mustache is living
on beyond us all.
I hate it.
Yuck.
Why is it there?
Although where does hair go?
What do you mean?
Where does it go?
I don't want to
ask follow-up questions.
Where does hair go?
Where does it go?
What are you mean?
We ask the big questions here.
Where does hair go?
That's such a fun question.
Where does it go?
I wish science could answer it.
Sadly, they don't know.
Well, never know.
But that's the life of Salvador Dali.
Wow.
Dave Warnocki, everybody.
Thank you.
Well done.
What a tale.
I can't look.
The rhinoceros is never brought up, but...
Rinosaurus.
His greatest legacy.
That was a great tale. Thank you so much.
Yeah, well done, Dave.
Thank you very, very much.
I knew none of that.
Really?
Not one bit, other than his name, that I read off of his name.
Still annoyed by that.
Well, don't make your text so big.
All those heroes of his, like, you read them, like,
we were all meant to know who they were.
Did you know who they?
Like Picasso.
Yeah.
he's also in that movie
see
Dave what a fantastic effort
wow
you've already applauded him
we can't go through that again
now why don't you give it up for the sass twins
nothing wrong with asking for applause
nothing wrong with that
nothing wrong with that
thanks so much for coming out
we really do appreciate it
thank you so much for coming out
we have a big round of applause
for the European Beer Cafe.
Yeah.
We got Holy Owen's out.
Yeah.
Emma and Vinnie are filming this thing.
Thank you so much.
And to all of you for coming out, we love you.
We'll see you next time.
Good night.
Later.
And you're back with Dave.
Wasn't that just a bit of fun?
Honestly, it really was.
Matt did say it sounded a bit like a late night show that one.
Somehow 8.30 on a Sunday night.
It was honestly like we were doing 11 p.
on Saturday.
But sometimes these things happen.
And yeah, it was really, really fun.
So I'm back basically to let you know that it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
And that is the fact, quote or question segment, which goes a little like this.
Sing along, Humphrey.
My dog's here, by the way.
Fact quote or question.
Ding!
The ding came from Humphrey.
He's a good boy.
No, it is my turn to take you through the fact, quote, or question, and basically give back to the people that give
us so much. The Patreon supporters. People have been supporting this show for years now on Patreon
at patreon.com slash do go on pod and in exchange for you supporting the show, we'll give you
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You also get access to presale for any shows we're ever doing, including this one,
live at the European Beer Cafe.
The Patreon got first.
You get to vote for topics, which is actually what happened on this episode.
Change the history of the show.
And of course, contribute to the fact, quote, or question.
And that is when people give us a, can you believe it, a fact, a quote, or a question,
they also get to give themselves a title.
And first up this week, we have Colin and Lee Wright.
Thank you, Colin and Lee, who have given themselves the titles of
volunteer local guides and location scouts for the 22 in brackets, fingers crossed,
do go on American tour.
Honestly, I'm crossing every single digit I have for this.
It's been our dream for many years now.
Things just keep getting in the way,
but hopefully the world opens up again soon and we'll be over there.
And Colin and Lee, right, I can't wait to see where you think we should go.
Because I guess we'll just follow your itinerary.
It's just easier that way.
So thank you so much.
And Colin and Lee have given me a quote to read out.
I love a quote.
It's probably the least popular.
of the contributions, but, you know, honestly, very well received by us.
So the quote is, quote, you never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view,
until you climb in his skin and walk around in it.
And that is Atticus Finch from Harpalese to Kill a Mockingbird,
and in the words of Colin Lee,
one of my favorite books which Dave did a great job covering on booksheet.
Oh, thank you so much. Honestly, that was one of my favorite episodes too.
And one of my favorite books, I'd say it's very, very good.
Colin Lee continue.
I like this quote because it's about how incredibly important empathy is for getting
through this life together and also because it could be taken out of context as a quote
from a serial killer.
But mostly the empathy thing.
Yeah, I get that.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.
Until you're climbing his skin and walk around in it.
It's very Hannibal Lecter-esque, isn't it?
Great stuff.
Thank you so much, Colin Lee.
The next one comes from John Jason Matthew Luna.
A fantastic name.
It's given themselves the title of Australia's first Texas Ranger and cat wrestler, in brackets, I Fear No Cat.
I love it.
Thank you so much.
John Jason, who's given a fact.
Love a fact as well.
I love to learn.
And of course, I don't fact check these.
And like Matt, I'm reading these for the first time right now.
So let's give it a crack.
But I'm trusting you, John Jason.
You know your stuff.
Who's told us that deodorant wasn't invented until 1910.
Wow, that's late.
So don't time travel to before then
Folks were extra stinky
And it just wasn't a good time to have a sense of smell
Also
Can I get Matt to tell my kids
Leela and Brock
I'm super proud of them both
Can I do it?
I'm also honestly Jason
John Jason I'm happy to let your kids know
Leela and Brock that you're proud of them
But does that mean anything to you?
Do you want this?
No
They only respect Matt
I get it
I get it I really do
Thank you for giving us a fun way
To learn some history each week
you all are truly the best.
Hey, so are you.
And you know what, John Jason?
I'm proud of you.
Appreciate that.
The next one is another fact.
Love a fact.
And this week we are learning from Sophie Touter in brackets.
It doesn't bother me how you say it,
but it's a hard C.H.
Like, chew, chew, chew.
I nailed it, Sophie!
Sophie Tuter.
Who is giving themselves the nickname
Triptitch Club Chef?
Oh, just trying to find a way to get in early.
Oh, okay.
You would like to be one of the staff out the back, helping us out.
Well, okay.
Obviously, the Triptych Club is something I'll introduce in a second
where you get access all areas to our very exclusive club.
We have some fantastic hors every week.
And so if you're tutored, if you'd like to organize those,
but of course you will be in a curtained-off area of the place.
We can't let anyone get in before their time is due.
I know you understand.
No, thank you so much.
I appreciate your support.
And your little snacks.
You are quite the chef.
And the fact from Sophie Tudor is,
there are only two countries in the world that are double landlocked,
meaning they are surrounded only by landlocked countries.
Does anyone know them?
Obviously, this would be better if I was with Matt or Jess right now.
I'm going to pause for anyone at home?
No, not that one.
No, okay.
One in Europe, yes.
Lichtenstein is correct, well done.
And the other one, okay, it's one of the stands.
That helps.
It is Uzbekistan, correct.
Wow, two from two, you guys.
That is amazing.
Lichtenstein and Uzbekistan.
They are landlocked, surrounded by countries that themselves are landlocked.
It's a good trivia.
Fact.
Thank you, Sophie Tudor.
And finally, a man that witnessed the episode that we just recorded live,
in the room and we'll know that we did have to edit out quite a bit of stuff.
And that is Saraj Pyrrhus.
Thanks, Saraj.
He's given himself the title of the accidental drink thief.
Huh.
Whose drink did you steal?
Well, never know.
Well, maybe you'll let us know.
Thank you so much, Siraj.
Who has given us a fact as well, and that is the royal family changed their name to
sound less German.
It used to be Warnocky, but anglicised it to Windsor.
I did not know that.
No, he's written, no, that's not true.
It used to be Saxe-Coburg Gotha.
They changed it in 1917 and chose Windsor
because they had ties with the English town.
Aha!
There you go.
My family did not change their name
because they're not cowards
like those clowns from Buckingham Palace.
Now I'm trying to be Matt, be anti-monicus,
but I think that my...
On the Queen episode, Jess and I were very pro-Queen.
Who knows?
It's hard to keep Cannon going here on your own.
You've got to attack it from all sides
So thank you, Sahara, Saraj is what I mean to say
So Colin Lee, John Jason, Sophie Tudor and Saraj.
And the next thing to get to
is to thank a bunch of our Patreon supporters.
Now you get a shout out, of course,
if you are on a certain level of our Patreon.
And we usually come up with something
to give them a shout out, connected to the topic.
And because it was a live one,
I had to cut this bit out like just on the spot.
I didn't have, I had a list of some of Salvador Darlies's greatest artwork titles.
I think that he was a great self-promoter, great at getting attention, if you will, by throwing
himself down the stairs, but also other stuff. And I also think he's just great at packaging himself up
as a product, if you will. And one of those things was coming up with titles for his work.
For example, I'm not going to give this to so on because it's a bit erotic, but one of his titles
this young virgin auto-sodomized by the horns of her own chastity.
And that one once hung in the Playboy Mansion.
So I've gone through, there are a couple of thousand of these listed online,
but I've picked out some of my favorite titles.
And you know what, I'm going to give these pieces of art to these Patreon supporters.
They're chucking in a few bucks a month.
And in exchange, they are now getting millions of dollars worth of art.
This could be you.
So first up, I would like to thank from Canterbury in England,
Charlie Cleary
Charlie Cleary
I'm going to give you the Salvador
Darley painting
autumnal cannibalism
autumnal cannibalism
you can hang that in the study if you like
probably not the kitchen
but you do you
Charlie Cleary thank you so much for your support
autumnal cannibalism
I would like to thank next from
Lexington in North Carolina
a state where I believe in some places
they have blue fire engines
maybe in Lexington
René Lazar is who I'm talking about. Thank you so much, Renee. And your title for your work that you can now hang proudly in Lexington is honey is sweeter than blood, which is both factually accurate and also a great title. Honey is sweeter than blood. Thank you so much, Renee. Next up from Royersford in Pennsylvania, I would like to thank Michael Maltman. And Michael Maltman, to go along with your malt. Soft construction with boiled beans in
in brackets, premonition of civil war.
Anything with beans is alright by a le bean boy over here.
That's for you, Michael Maltman.
Thank you so much.
I'd like to thank from West Valley City in Utah.
Brighton-Oughton.
Brighton-Oton and your fantastic artwork is titled
Shirley Temple, the youngest, most sacred monster of the cinema in her time.
Shirley Temple, the youngest most sacred monster of the cinema in her time.
Norton, come on down. That is your prize
tonight. Thank you so much.
Bringing you a bit, a little bit closer
at home in Leichhardt, New South Wales.
Shout out to Jessica Gillette
Sheetha. Great name.
Jessica Gillette Sheetha.
And you've got a great name and so does the
title of your artwork. Galatea of
the Spheres.
Galatea of the Spheres.
Jessica
Gillette Sheetha.
Thank you so much.
Next up from Alamonte in
California.
for naya, Patrick Villagas, Patrick Villegas. And your title is the hallucinogenic
Torridor. Hallucinogenic Torridor. I think Torridor is, of course, a bullfighter. Not a job
you want to be taking hallucinogens before you get out there. I, of course, do not support
bullfighting in any form, but if you are to do it, do not take hallucinogenic drugs before you
get out there in your bullring. Patrick Villagas, thank you, Or Villegas.
I would now like to thank from an unknown location.
I can only imagine they live in the fortress of the moles, deep beneath us, Andrea Dezano.
Thank you so much, Andrea.
And you can hang in the fortress of the moles.
This is your title, it's a bit of a mouthful.
Geopoliticus child watching the birth of the new man.
Geopoliticus child watching the birth of the new man.
Wow.
Andrea Dezano.
Thank you so much for your support.
Now, from Kings Langley in New South Wales, I would like to thank Gen V.
Or is that Jen the 5th?
Gen V, Jen the 5th.
I'm not sure, but Jen, this is what you're getting.
Raphael-esque head exploding.
When you look this one up, it is what it says on the tin.
Raphael-esque head exploding.
That is yours.
Yours to keep, honestly.
Seriously, don't ask me how I got these artwork.
I did mention at the start of the episode that there was.
the Salvador Dali-based art heist
that I am hoping to do a Patreon bonus episode on soon.
So is this where I got those artworks?
Who knows?
Jen, thank you so much.
And finally, from Rotherglen,
not the place in Victoria here in Australia
where they have fantastic Parker pies,
but I imagine they also have fantastic pies
in Rutherglen, Scotland.
And a big shout out to Chloe,
Chloe, rather, Nicole Edwards.
And Chloe,
hanging proudly.
in Rutherglen, you will have Venus de Milo with drawers.
House of furniture and high art, Venus de Milo with drawers.
I love it.
So thank you so much to Charlie, Renee, Michael Brighton, Jessica, Patrick, Andrea, Jen and Chloe
for support of the show.
We really appreciate it.
And honestly, there's only one thing left to do, and that is check if there are any members
of the Triptych or Triptitch Club.
And I have got a few people joining us tonight.
This is of course people that have been supporting the show for three consecutive years on the shoutout level
And we induct them into a Hall of Fame type clubhouse where we have food we have drinks we have live music
And I also try and hype them up a little bit
We've got Sophie Shooter in the kitchen
Of course we've got a Daliesque party going on tonight
And everyone's coming dressed up as their own dreams
And there's the monkeys borrowed from the San Francisco Zoo
And guests will be served fish in satin
shoes, followed by live frogs. And if that's not wacky and weird enough, the drink tonight,
it's a classic screwdriver, orange juice and vodka, but it's not orange, it's blue. What? What is this a
blue? No, it's orange juice. And as for a band, I have picked a book to group that I think
that Dali would be impressed by because their show is sort of out of this world. It's not just the
music. There's a lot going on on stage and that is the flaming lips will be joining us.
So cannot wait for that to accompany our frogs.
And these are the people that have been supporting us this week for three consecutive years.
And honestly, a huge shout out to all of you.
And what I'm going to try and do is hype you up.
I'm your hype guy.
Obviously, usually have Jess hyping me up.
So we'll see how I go.
As I'm hyping these people, then usually Matt's here being a bit negative trying to bring me down.
But no, it's just positive vibes tonight.
I've got Humphry.
He's my hype man.
You want hear from him because he is a dog.
But he is looking at me like, you can do it, man.
You can do it.
So thanks so much, Humph.
Appreciate that.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Let's see here.
We're bringing in tonight, and my goodness, there are 11 names, 10 names here.
Wow, okay.
Thank you so much to these people from Cork in Ireland.
It's Laura O'Day.
Oh, make my O'Day.
Yes, that feels good.
All right, here we go.
From Glen Iris here in Australia, I'd like to thank Billy and Aminix.
I'm Anix to get the party started with you, Billy.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Keeping that vibe going.
Greenwood in Western Australia.
We'd like to thank Connor Schmidt.
Holy shit, it's Connor Schmidt.
I would like to thank now from Woodside in New York.
This is Cameron Wade.
Cameron Wade, my day's been made.
You will not believe this.
I have to stop the recording right now
because I'm getting a call from an unrecognized number.
It is literally telling me it's from Barbados.
I'm getting a call from Barbados.
You know what?
I can answer that.
I don't think that's going to be anything.
But Humphrey's come over because I'm yelling in an
empty house. He's like, what the hell is going on? Let's keep this going. I'd like to thank from
Bella Yura in Western Australia. Cameron Warns. Forns over you is what I will do. Cameron Warns.
Thank you so much. That was terrible. Riss Hill in New South Wales. Levi Burrows. Thank you so much,
Levi Burrows. Burrows deep. My eyebrows are no longer furrowed. Well, they no longer furrows when you're in
the vicinity. Thank you so much, Levi. I'd like to thank from Toronto, Ontario. Anna Rain,
Anna Rain, Your presence is our gain. Hell yeah. From Saskatoon in Saskatchewan, Canada,
Bridget Gwynane. Just hook her up to our veins. Yeah. I would like to thank from Beijing in China,
which is awesome. Stephen Bauron. Bauron. Beijing.
More like Amazing.
Thank you so much.
I would like to thank from
Second Last year, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Let's keep it going for Michael Winkler,
the ivory tinkler.
Hell yeah, do a piano solo.
Love it.
And finally, I would like to thank
from Marshall, Illinois,
Jennifer Welliver.
We're in for a hell of a night.
Yes.
Boom.
He's done it.
Thank you so much.
to all of those people for making our dreams come true
and supporting the show for three consecutive years.
And if you'd like to join them,
all you have to do is go to patreon.com slash do-go-on-pod.
But that's it, everyone.
Thank you so much for listening to this.
We'll be back next week with another episode.
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