Do Go On - 47 - Qantas Flight 32 with BRODEN KELLY FROM AUNTY DONNA!

Episode Date: September 14, 2016

Dave has been put on a one week ban, so we brought in our good buddy, Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly! Bro is a bit of plane nerd so he came in to chat to Matt and Jess about Planes (and the story of flight 32 sometimes referred to as Titanic in the Sky...) to be honest we got very distracted and talked about planes for about 10 minutes and talk shit for the rest of the time. It's very loose and very fun!Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melbourne and Canada, we got exciting news for you. And we should also say this is 2026. Jess, what year is it? 2026. Thank God you're here. Right now, I'm in Melbourne doing my show with Serengy Amarna 630 each night at the Cooper's Inn Hotel, having so much fun. We'd love to see you there. Canada, we are visiting you in September this year.

If you've somehow missed the news, we are heading up Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Toronto for shows. That's going to be so much fun. Tickets for all this stuff, I believe, are online. And I'm here too. Hello. And welcome to the Do Go On podcast. I am Matt Stewart, um,

sitting in Dave, little Davey Warnocky's seat. Um, because he's had a, we've been giving him a week off. People, the backlash was strong after last week's episode. And we've asked him to sit this one out.

Um, Jess, uh, welcome to the show. Um, you want to tell me what's going on. I firstly, well done. Thank you. I know it was really stressful for you to take over from introducing the show. Yeah. You are sitting in Little Davy Warnocky's little chair.

And you could get a normal size chair if you wanted to. You don't have to sit in his tiny baby chair. It feels weird. It makes me feel like a giant. Yeah, you look uncomfortable. But if you're okay, then that's fine. I'm happy to keep going. Okay.

So we've kicked Dave out for the week. Due to popular demand. Popular demand. He was a little. a little, what would we say? I can't remember. We recorded that a while ago. It was a while ago. But people were not happy with him last week.

I think because by the end of the episode, my soul had been shattered into a million pieces. And you were very convincing, I imagine. You imagine. Because everyone knows you don't really have a soul. Yeah, everyone knows. As a left-handed person. People said Dave should have a one-week ban.

So instead, we've brought in. our good friend. Have we brought in a good friend? Yeah, everyone's a good friend. Just just turned into a mum who's had it like, there's two kids and just got nothing left. And she's on a podcast,

it's like two minutes in. And she's got a hand over her mouth and she's talking. And she just doesn't give a shit. Do you swear on your podcast? Yeah. We do now. We got a, what's that?

We've got the highest ranking, not highest ranking, the highest possible level of warning for expletives, don't we? Oh, really? I think we've got a triple X rating. Do we? Yeah. That makes it sound like born. Because there's lots of cocks and pusses on here.

So much. Anyway. Oh, it was Quinn Crowley specifically on the Twitter. Yes. Asked if Dave could have a... Doctor Queen Medicine Woman. One week ban. One week ban for Dave.

He called his behaviour unacceptable. So subbing in is our good friend. Sub. Broden Kelly. Hello, Broden. Hello. No one knows who I am. Broden Kelly, one member of Auntie Donna.

They do know who you are because we've referenced Auntie Donner in the podcast before. Yes. And people are like, talk more about Auntie Donna. You're actually in the hat. Auntie Donner is in the hat as a suggestion. In the topic. The hat is like the suggestion hat. I was like, no, you're in the hat.

You're in the special do-go-on hat. Yes, that's right. We're around the streets parading. Yes. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. As a topic? Yeah, someone suggested you as a topic.

So does that mean one of you, or Dave, would have to go off and research? Yeah. If one of us pulls that out of the hat one time. Far canal. Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird? The canal down the road. Far canal.

Is it a good story? The Auntie Donna story? No, it's boring is all buggery, but we get it asked it maybe weekly. Whenever there's something we're trying to plug or sell and we have to do an interview. You were, where did you, where did you, where did you, where did you together? The end. Yeah. That is fascinating.

Wow. And what, um, what kind of comedy do you do? Yeah. You do get pretty good at answering those questions. Yeah. Like, you'd have a pretty good answer now. Well, the rule we have is when everyone asks about our name, which just has a boring origin story, we, we never answer it correctly.

And we always make a new story up every time. We're in Darwin a couple of weeks ago. As were you, Jess Perkins. I was there. Matt was there too with me. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, well, you can suck a fuck, as the Arne Donna boys would say. Suck a fuck, that's actually from Donnie Darko.

Donnie Darko, sorry, Arne Donnie Darko. Anni Doni Darko. Did you do that on purpose? Yeah, oh yeah, big time. Maggie Gillenhor says it to Jake Gillenhall and they're at the dinner table. Suck a fuck. Yeah, and it's a fun thing. And then the film's quite, you know, moving for angsty teenagers.

They're in noughties like Broden Kelly. Mm-hmm. Oh, I can... Did you go through an emo face? Wait, who's Broden Kelly again? Matt, I've told you, I'm Broden Kelly. Right, so, yes. I'm from Auntie Donner.

Okay. Oh, one of the Auntie Donner Boards. Yes, Matt Stewart winner of Raw Comedy 2001. Hang on. You haven't done much since, have you, mate? Oh, look. Oh, now it's just shit on Matt, buddy. But I, hey, thank you.

Broden was telling a story from Darwin. But people who don't know what Aunty Donna is, we should say they're a comedy sketch troupe. From the internet and television, soon to be Stan and stage. In Australia. We are on stands, we will be on stands sometime next year doing a pilot for them called chaperones. And, yes, and that's good. We also have a Yotub Tannel. YouTube channel.

Yeah, but we don't have to talk about us. We're boring. Ooh, hello. What was that? Talk amongst yourselves. Matt's computer. I'll tell you about my Darwin story. Yeah, you tell me that.

So we were in Darwin and Zach did a phone interview with the main paper up there, which names escapes from the Darwin Gazette, I presume. Yeah. They're all gazettes. It's not the NT News, the one that's always got a crocodile on the front? That's the one, probably. And Zach told them. that his auntie was a...

His auntie Donna was a crocodile hunter. So that's my name of the group. And then when we got there, there was an article. Arty Donner actually have a connection to Darwin. The name of the group comes from Zach's auntie. He was a crocodile wrangler. And that's always bullshit. Well, that's great that it's in a state newspaper.

That's really good. You got them good. We got them. Gotcha N.T. Gotcha. You're a buddy regular Matt Tilly. I forgot about the gotcha calls. They're great.

Oh, wow. He's still going, isn't he, Matt? He is, yes. There was a lot of accents in that, wasn't there? There was a lot of, he'd do a lot of accents. Was it Joe and Matt? Yeah. Last year he told Amy Schumer that her character was skanky in train wreck,

and she said, fuck you essentially. And then everyone was like, Matt Tilly, you're a big trouble buddy. And here we are today. Here we are. He's still got a job at a big radio station. Hopefully you were to We all make poor decisions sometimes And you know

I don't think we should I don't think we should Hang and quarter him Is that hang drawer and quarter him either Name a bad decision I've made Exactly I want to say that wind sheeter you're wearing Yeah

It's cute It's got polka dots Are they poker dots I don't think they're poker I think they're stars in a In a night sky Yeah That's so much worse

Welcome to interpreting Jess's wind cheater. I'm Broden Kelly here with Matt Stewart. I think they're little speckles. Little speckled hen. Frolicking in the open range zoo. How good is speckled hen? Have you seen the speckled hen? Is this how the podcast usually goes?

I think normally by now we've got into the topic. And that's what we need Dave for. Yeah, he's the one who gets the ball rolling. Does that mean... See, do you think people are regretting telling us to ban Dave now? He's the glue that holds this shit together. He really is.

And we've subbed in just another loose... Fuck. Can you bleep that? You did laugh at. Another loose... I did laugh at some. Cannon. Cunton.

Yes. So, let's go to Maccas. Yeah, all right. Come on. Get some McFurries. Everybody get in the car. But let's drive. our separate cars.

Yeah, I don't want, I would rather. I just got a new car and I want to keep it clean. I've got this idea in my head that I'm not going to let anyone eat in my car. Sure. I'm going to be one of those people. That's a good rule. Are you also not going to eat in the car? Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not eating in the car. If I had my way, no one would eat. I'm going to be that guy like that day. You're not getting in the car with that bloody Sunday. You eat it at either the park bench and chuck it in that public receptacle. And then we'll go home to some sort of. it out of Frankston suburb, I imagine. Seaford.

I'm going to go with Seaford. So you are doing very well, obviously. You're buying new cars. I was in a severe car accident, Matt, and a car went through a red light and carried into me and rode my car off. It rode it off. Yeah, I rode it off.

But in the sunset. Yes. Was it Rote off? Is it written off? I think it's rote off. Maybe I am some sort of Gramman Nazi like that guy. said what no you know when you regret

everything you say all the time no yeah I only say good things you pack of cunts oh boy so do you feel like a bit of a dick now that you're like oh so you got a fancy new car it's because his car was written off in and

yeah I was wondering why you're in that full body cast yeah okay we're lucky we're lucky to have him I thought it might have been another one of your little sketches in fairness I did buy a car more worth more than the car was valued at. So a little bit of light insurance fraud.

Is that what we're talking? Yeah, I frauded an insurance company in the last six months. That is one of those, one of the people that, one of the, um, frauds that people don't mind too much. It's socially acceptable fraud, insurance fraud, I reckon. Yeah. Oh, you got, you ripped off an insurance company. We, we feel sorry for them. It was a bizarre experience

Like, because I went, the guy came to see my car And it was only a bit of, you know, fender damage Or, you know, is fender a thing? Yeah, it is in America Well, the front of the car damage I think we call them Bumper bars Yeah, well, no, bumper bars like the

I don't know about that car I don't know I don't know Anyway, I got the car and said No, no No, that's nah That's nah We just went, nah

It's worth, nah You were gonna write it off And went, oh I could fix that No, no, you just have it money. I'm right, geez. And now you're driving a Porsche. Now I'm in a Fiat, no, I can't think of a funny car.

Fiat's pretty funny. Fiat Ponto. Oh, I'm in a Fiat Ponto. Ponto. Ponto's a good. Yeah, it's like I could go a Ponto. You guys want to go out for a Ponto later? Yeah.

Hop in me Fiat Ponto. I'm just looking beyond you. We're at the new Stupid Old Studios podcast. recording studio and I must say it is fantastic. And my shirt that I wore for Sammy J's show is the devil's over there. It just hasn't moved in three months. No, it actually

was on that chair. Oh, it has been. I moved it across last week. This is a funny place. It's where we do our Auntie Donna podcast is or we will do it. And it's full of magic. It's like Disneyland, but for very depressed comedians from Melbourne. I love it here. Yeah, I love it here too.

It's... We love it here, Matt. I love it here too. Hey, that's great. We should really start the show. Yeah, we should do. So the way it normally works, Broden is,

oh, we probably should have told you this. Normally the person doing the report, which is you today, because you'll fill in Dave. What? And the way you start the report, which is annoying to everyone listening, because they've already seen the topic

as they clicked on the episode. But Jess and I don't know what it is, and you ask us a question related to the topic. Should we have told you about that by now? Yeah, and what's the... So what do you want from the question? Do you know what I mean?

Well, it could be any... It could either be... We just want to have a guess. It could be like... Say the answer was the Melbourne Football Club. You might say, what is the oldest sporting team in Australia or something? Or you might say,

what is the shittest thing about me, Broden Kelly? Okay. And you go, well, you support the Melbourne Football Club. You know, for instance. Wow. I didn't realize this was a podcast where you invite friends in and you just bash them. It's an intervention podcast, yeah. I don't see how my personal life is, you know, important here.

I'm just trying to just go and help out some boys because Dave Warnocky's not here, and you're bullying my Melbourne football club of supporting and I don't have to show. So, look, I'll take, I'm pretty sure Twitter it will tell me to have a week off now. Could be worse. I'd be gone for the bloody saners. Oh, hang on. You get stuck, you assholes. Fuck you.

Too soon, too much. Stop shitting on each other's footy teams, okay? Oh, shit on your footy team. They all do their best. Who do you go for again, Jeff? I really go. Like Collingwood, but I don't. I couldn't name a player.

Yes, you just supports finding that great joke and telling it in front of a live audience because she's a true stand-up. That's what she supports. Thank you, Broden. For truthful moments on stage. And let's hope that one day she finds that. She's not quite in the ballpark yet. Not yet, not even in the car park.

But one day she started off so well. I should have known. I should have known. Not even on the train to the... You're not even in the country. You're waiting your flight. You're in Abu Dhabi. You're waiting for your connecting flight.

But it's been delayed. Yeah. But you will find that one day. All right. All right, the question is, and I haven't got one. So, what is... I don't even know if this is a truthful answer, but what is the one airline...

It's probably not true, because what is the one airline that has never crashed? What's the most obvious one that has never crashed? I've seen Rain Man. Yeah, it's... Dustin Hoffman Airlines. Wrong. Jess, you've got a guess?

Is it Rain Man related? Yeah, yeah. Do you know the answer to that? Have a stab. No. Anset Airways. No, that crashed in multiple ways. It was it up being owned by New Zealand Air at the end.

Did you know that? I didn't know that. New Zealand Air New Zealand. It's Qantas, right, bro? The answer is Qantas. Never crashed. Never crashed. Is this a well-known fact about you that you're a plane spotter?

No one cares. That's a well-known fact I imagine would be like, I don't know No No I I This is the thing

I've discovered This week That I only know A surface amount About planes To the point Where if anyone Ask me

It's like You know I love planes But yes No I'm a big plane I enjoy Every time I get on a plane

I ask a flight attendant What What am I Flying on Or I try and take a guess So there's some Poor lady Who's gone

Is this a Boeing Triple 7 I'm like No No it's not No it's not Okay Okay

Thank you Apple Juice Pleas Can I get a little black coffee? Because I'm from Melbourne, I love coffee. But no, I always, and I spend a lot of time on YouTube watching, you know, plane takeoffs in St. Martens, which is a very interesting airport. For my birthday last year, my parents, my mum really got me a trip on a flight simulator, so I got to fly a plane. That's fun.

Boeing 737. And I almost killed a lot of people on the plane. So yeah, no, I'm a bit of a plane man. You also know, one of the first conversations we had was I was about to fly overseas and you said, oh, where are you flying through? And I told you and you said, oh, that would be it. And you knew the model of the plane it would be. And then it would be changing over and a different model for the second leg.

Like, you knew a lot about... Yeah, you're probably right. I'm probably partially gone mentally. Autistic, yeah. Yeah. I'm an artistic man. And, oh, and, you know, what was that? Well, who were you flying with?

I can't remember. I was flying. I can't remember either. I think it was Emirates maybe. Yeah, right. Or one of those sort of... A3A. I...

No, that's... I think I'm more interested in commercial airlines and how they run. It's very interesting. I think they only run on maybe a 6% profit margin, which is incredible. The idea that the ticket, if you paid 2 grand for a ticket, that what's 6% of 2 grand? You're talking to the wrong person. We need Warnackie. 10 times 20.

What's 6%? times 20. That feels like we should... It's $120. Yeah. So the margin that an airline is making off your flight is really, really small, which I think is very interesting. It's getting better as prices become more manageable. For the people up in the top end, in the paying fuckloads for a ticket then, I guess... Yeah, no, that's true. Yeah. First class... I'm obsessed with First Class at the moment, but I thought today I would talk about one particular instance where Qantas have come the closest to crashing. Would you like to hear about that?

Nah. All right. Well, thanks for having me. I'll be off to watch Jolong Hawthorne tonight. This should be a great match. Is your audience in Australia or international? It's pretty spread. I've got quite an international audience.

Yeah, we asked a month or two back, we asked where everyone was from. We had a list of like more than a dozen countries, I think. That's great. Quite a lot in the States. Seems to be a few in Ohio. A few in Ohio. Oh, cool. If anyone's in Los Angeles on the 28th,

come to an Ardi Donna show in Lago. Anyway, so I'll give you a bit of... I'm on the podcast. It plugs his little sketches. Little sketches, Jess. Yeah. Little.

Right. Little sketches. Well, that's nice coming from a little person. So I'll tell you about a plane. Are either of you familiar with the Airbus A380? Is that the double-decker? Yes. Oh, I was just on one.

Really? Mm-hmm. So you must know a myriad of facts and fact-oids. I know heaps about it. Ask me anything. What? How many engines did it have? Like six-ish.

Sick? Correct. The answer is six-ish. It depends on how the plane is feeling that day. Sometimes a plane can have upwards of 42. engines depending on how it Are they the ones that have self-tinting windows? You don't have the blinds?

No, that's a dreamliner at 787. So essentially... I love hearing this and then like because a lot of what you see of Broden is just like come jokes, you know? So it's nice to get this side as well. They're coming. Pun intended.

So essentially there is two major manufacturers of planes in the world. Oh, oh. Airbus? Yes. And the one I've said, yes. I'm like, some reason that was in the head. And Boeing.

And Boeing, yes. And extra points, which I'll be awarding today, if you can tell me where both of those companies are from. One's in Germany and one's in America. Wrong. The first one's wrong. Second one was right. One's in America. Because I had a friend who went over to Germany to work for Boeing.

Yeah, well, parts, yes. So part of, you are partly right. It's part of air bus is in Germany, but it's a French-based company. And Boeing's America. Can I just, can I do like a like a little caveat or like a preface? Is everything I'm about to say is wrong. Right. So this is all going on like I'm not one of those kids at school who did well.

I was more, I got the gist of things. I've always been a gist guy. So most of this is wrong. This is a gisty one. Oh, look, it's a very gisty podcast. if we're honest. Yeah, no. We take it really seriously. Oh, I didn't realize.

I was with the Jistie guys. Yeah, we're the Jistie guys. A five, six, seven. So, yeah, the Boeing and the Airbus. And for the last, say, 25 years for international travel, Boeing has sort of had the monopoly, no, the monopoly, the control of that industry with their big plane, the Boeing 747, which is a very, very big plane

that pretty much controlled long-haul flights across the world. And Airbus in the late 90s decided that they were going to compete, and they wanted to make the best, biggest plane in the world. So they built the Airbus A380, which is, as Perko said, which is your new nickname. Did anyone call you Perko? Yeah. Oh, right. Like all through school.

There was it on the back of your Year 12 jumper? No, but it was on my pencil case. What was on the back of your Year 12 jumper? Scout? What is why? One of my friends had Gem from like to kill a mockingbird Gem and Scout

So it was a long story So it was It was just like Oh I want one too Sort of thing That's a bit of a sad story really She had an actual one And then you just sort of tagged along

No Why would hers be Gem When her name was Alice Good question It was okay Well shut up What was on the back of your year 12 jumper I'm really embarrassed by this

And I need to I need to give contact. I was, I was an acting boy and I did all the musicals at school. You two have so much in common. Yeah. You two. Drama captain.

I was drama captain. Drama captain. Yeah. And I didn't even know there was a drama captain, possibly wasn't. So we sort of all have something in common in a way. Yeah. Well, I guess it's that we all just love to laugh. Yeah.

I, um, I, uh, people, I used to, I don't know, I was just a weird kid. And I had talented on the. back of my chair. You did not. It's like a joke. It wasn't a joke. No, you were like, mm-hmm. It was like, it was me trying to, I don't know what I was doing. I feel like people, I like to create this idea that I was a big egotistical guy, which it probably was. And so I put talent and I hated that. It was such a dumb thing to do. What did you have? Stew dog. That's so, that's exactly what I expected. Yeah. I can see.

you without your beard. That or stewing? I had a beard. My nickname, that was some, yeah, guy gave me that. And it just, for some reason, it really stuck. Like, people loved it. They found it so funny for some reason. I never fully got it.

But obviously, I embraced it enough to put it on the back of it. What year was that? Yeah, year, year 12. Oh, what year? What year 12? What year of the world? 2001. Really?

Yeah. What are you? 2007? Eight. Yeah, okay, right. 2001. So you, you finish year 12 of the year, 9-11 happened. Yeah, yeah.

I remember that. Do you guys remember it? Yes. I was in grade 5 or 6? Yeah, but I remember. Oh, yeah. I was 11 years old. Yeah.

Oh, interesting. So hang on. September. 11 years old, 9-11. Oh. We did this. Do you reckon it was an inside job? Yeah, I reckon Perko.

I love it you really thought Perko was super funny. Like, oh, they're bloody Perko over here. Nobody's thought of that. A lot of people thought of that. The name's Perkins. If I shortened it and had an O. Because you're 08 as well, right? 07.

07. Yeah, 07. Yeah, but the year that nothing really happened. There was some great songs. Yeah, I don't remember 07. Really? Don't remember it at all. I imagine you were on some sort of kentiki here.

No, 06, not on Kentucky, but I went backpacking in 06. 06, I was 16 years old. Oh my God. Isn't it mad how people have different ages? I can't get my head around it. You know, I like to remind you that you're very old. Look, I've just banked seven more years than you. If you die in the next seven years, I win.

Hey, we're all hoping. I'm the bloody clubhouse leader. All right, so where were we? You were talking about the plane that I just went on. Oh, what were the planes that crashed into the, in 9-11? Oh. That was smaller, weren't they? There was a couple.

There was a United, oh, I couldn't tell you. They would be, they're some, Boeing 737, potentially, I don't know. They would be domestic length flights, not big. Yeah, they were cross-country. Enough to really leave a messy. They weren't little Cessna's, you know. They weren't Cessna's, that's for sure. Hey, well done.

Thank you. Cessna's a little plain. They're little. It's really coming down outside. Yeah, it is. You might even be able to hear it. It's quite calming. It's raining.

I love rain on a tin roof. I feel like you're about to start a song. Pass me the guitar. I love it on tin roof. Here's a little ditty about it. It's Saturday morning and the kids are in bed. I'm Matt Stewart. I was in year 12 when

bloody cows went down. We'll love old rain on the bloody gym room and a one raw comedy, how do you do? Well, I'm mad old Stuart and I'm in the house making a couple of toasties. And then he's got a harmonica solo. Every now and then you go,

is Broden that funny? And then, you know, he'll surprise you. So you go, yes. How far are we? I just looked at my phone like I was timing it. We're over half an hour in. Oh, shit. Oh, geez Louise.

So the Airbus Ath gradi is designed and it took him about 10 years to make this. beast of a plane. It's two stories full from start to finish. I'll give you some stats on it because yeah, I did a bit of work. I'm excited to be here. So it's 73 meters long guys. 73

meters long. And its wingspan is 80 meters so it's actually wider with its wings than it is in length. It's about as long as a maxi-gorn torpedo punt. That's right. And that's something really relatable for those Ohio fans, a AFL player in Melbourne.

Top speed of 1,030 kilometres per hour. I haven't done the conversion to miles. I apologize. And it has four engines, very important. Four engines designed by the British Tewater Force of Engineering Rolls-Royce. So I wasn't too far off when I said six-ish.

Six-ish, you were two-ish more. Yeah. But no, there are... You were 50% off. Yeah. In the same way that the Titanic had that, you know, whatever compartments under it so that if you broke through one hole,

the whole ship wouldn't sink, there's four engines. You can fly in a dual engine plane with one engine. So with four engines, you got, you know, you can... We're okay. So you could still go on just one engine, you could crash into the Hudson River and land safely, for instance. Well, if you...

Sally, yes, the film... I saw it yesterday. Oh, of course you would have. I've seen previous that. I'm like, well, that looks fucking boring. I know how it ends. It's Tom Cruise being serious. No, not Tom Cruise.

Tom Hanks being serious. With the mustache. I mean, that's good. Is that an out for you, Matt, so you don't see films where you know how it ends? Is that what you do? Not necessarily, but if it's, ah, yeah, good point. But that one just, it's not even like a big, it's like, oh, and they land safely. Well, it actually starts with that, you, you close-minded old man.

It's about the inquest around and how, uh, and, uh, how people really wanted to blame him for that. But yes, no, that instance, they lost both engines just after takeoff and had to land on a river, Jess Perkin. So that's an interesting story.

Do you want to talk about that? Sure. Yeah, well, that was the US Airways Flight 1549 on January 15, 2009. Captain was Chelsea Sullenberger, Sally's nickname. And that was an airbus... Is it a name's... Is it a Airbus...

Yeah, I know, isn't that interesting? That's a lady name. And he's got a stashing. It's also an area in New York City. My name's Chelsea, but I know how to bloody be a bloke.

I'll show you. I grew my little stashing. I've got a stash and I love me pie. Does that come through in the movie? There's a big meat pie scene. The first thing I'm going to do after landing this plane safely. Straight to the pie store.

There's this scene right in the middle of films. Clint Eastwood directed scene. It's all tastefully done. But there's a scene halfway through where it's all that inquest. Is it super patriotic? Republican stuff? I think there's just a flag fluttering in the background. He made American sniper in you, which is often reprimanded for its over.

Yeah, but he's a big Republican guy and they're like, they're famous for being super, you know, their flag waving, patriotic Americans. Yeah, and the Trump and now, geez. Although Trump's really, apparently he dropped the ball a bit and he's left it open for Hillary it'd be the patriotic one. Well, there you go. I read it... Stop getting distracted.

I read an article on BuzzFeed once. Good job. Anyway, so the Airbus A-380 is almost the Titanic of the sky and then it was designed so that it practically couldn't crash. Sure. But we all know what ever knew. Oh, except you didn't see it because you know how that film ends, don't you, Matt. But Jess did a podcast on it.

Oh, did you? Where was that? About the Titanic. A couple months ago, again? Yeah, it was. How was it received? Oh, well received. Well received.

Three, red like a four? Yeah. Cool. Everyone was a big fan. I mean, it's definitely more a movie about a thing that fucks up is more interesting than a... Oh, this thing almost happened, no, but no, oh, everyone's fine. Well, this was a fun way to spend two hours, watching some people land in a plane safely. That happens every fucking day.

You'd rather watch them die. Yes. I feel like you're being actively contrary. Welcome to the podcast. Yeah, one of us has to take that role each week. And it's always Matt Farley enough. You're such a naysay of Matt Stewart with your raw comedy check. I'm so sorry.

I'm just on a thing. Some of us didn't win raw comedy. No, you didn't. I never won either. No, you didn't. We didn't enter, but we were nominated for the Golden Gibbo in the year that Lessons with Lewis won Raw Comedy and the Givow. Oh, yeah.

Oh, you got the bloody double. You got the double. War and the Gibbo is, that's crazy. That's insane. Yeah, that's... This year with Gibbo and Barry, I think. Barry Gibbo smashes raw, raw gibbo. In the rock papers.

Talking about Melbourne references that Americans wouldn't care about. Tell us your favourite parts of Ohio. Who do you go there and get a good coffee? Well, the Black Keys are from Akron, Ohio. Stop getting distracted. Airbus A380. One of the Black Keys guys made the theme song to BoJ, Have you heard the song Exploder podcast about it?

Yes. So good, right? I would recommend you stop listening to this podcast immediately and go listen to that one. It's a very good podcast. Okay, we'll do. You can carry 525 souls on the airbus. It's so creepy when they call them souls. I know, isn't it?

It's so creepy. You're already dead. Yeah, to us, you're nothing. Which is so many people, 525. That's so many people. That's a lot of people. That's about what you'd get in a room at an Aunty Donner show. I mean, you know, if your capacity is 500.

A few extras sneak in there. It's also about the amount you can get on an Airbus A380. So the bottom deck of the Airbus A380 is economy with first class at the front. Upstairs is BC business class, which is a huge layout. And where they are, I think if they make most of their money is that they have so much room for business class, there is a bar, an open bar on the second level where you can just go and hang out with. We can go and hang out with other business people and say, oh, it's very Titanic. You know how they had that whole class system?

Sorry, I just thought I'd turn away from the mic. Yeah, so I've never been upstairs. I often, when I'm on these stupid planes, walk to the back and look up the stairs, but I never have been up there. I don't, you're making me think, I thought I'd been on one, but I don't reckon I have now. I don't remember stairs at all. So that's interesting. They have the whole top level. They have the whole top level.

Obviously, it depends on who you're flying with. Eddie Had has your own personal apartment. You can get your own personal apartment on an Airbus A380, which is bed, shower, you know, meals, everything, fridges. How much money do you have to be earning to spend the 20 grand or whatever? It costs for a flight. It's like, I can handle one shit day. And you know what?

Economy on that flight was very comfortable. It was great. Yeah, who needs it? And I didn't have anybody next to me, so I could put my feet up if I wanted to. Oh, I wish for that. I'd sit in the little seats, and I got a blankie. The classic thing is you got that, and the person next to you is just the last person on the plane, and they've got your hopes up.

There's always that anxiety, like, until they've closed the doors, and you're like, oh, my God, it happened. I hate that so much that I now get on as late as I can, so I am that person as opposed to the person. Much better to be that person. Hey, mate, I'm in here. Up you again. Yum, yum, yum. And our little heart breaks. Yeah, well, I'm sleeping on your shoulder.

Yes, so, yeah, the Airbus A380 pretty much is the pinnacle of air travel. Let's talk about Qantas Flight 32, shall we? Okay. Is this the one that nearly crashed? No, no, no. This is just a flight from Melbourne to Los Angeles. Everything went, no, it's that one. 4th of November 2010

Singapore to Sydney So as I'm sure many people have flown No If you do these big flights to say Heathrow Or I don't know Bloody somewhere in Europe You do multiple legs

So you might stop in Abu Dhabi And then go on the Heathrow So this flight was refueling in Singapore On its way back from Heathrow And just after take-off Pilot Command Richard DeCrippney was flying the plane

was first officer which is the co-pilot. You know what co-pilot's not a thing? But they're not actually called a co-pilot? No, you have first officer which is the co-pilot. And then on this plane on Ebersay 380s you also have a third pilot slash I'm doing

quotation rights in the air a second officer so you have three. On this particular flight there was a check captain and a training check captain, which is people who sit on planes and make sure the pilots are doing the right thing. Like a supervisor or a...

Like a driving instructor. A secret customer. Yeah. Mystery shopper. So, yeah. They're dressed up like a little child. Can my boy come and have a look at the cockpit? It's like a 50-year-old man dressed up as a child.

I just love playing so much. What are you doing there? A little pad and pen. It's like a make-a-wish. Yeah. Oh. So, yes, on this particular flight, there was five pilots sitting in the front thing. That's a surplus of pilots.

That's a surplus of pilots. There's also, it's important to know that the modern planes, and particularly the airbus, flies. A large part of how they fly is with the help of an e-kem, which is an electronic centralized aircraft monitor, which pretty much everything that's on a plane goes through this computer. Isn't that interesting? Yes. Is it funny? I don't know.

It's definitely funny. I'll be chuckling about that all night long. Very good. E-CAM! Can you believe it? Anyway, four minutes into this flight, so the left centre engine blows up. Four minutes in. Four minutes in.

It's not very far in. Bain. And the pilots, they go straight to the E-KAM, and there is a massive amount of errors come up on the screen. They've been trained. There's very few Airbus A-380 pilots in the world as well. They're considered to be the best for, you know, for Qantas. The best pilots would be Airbus A-3-80 pilots.

They've been flying for 20, 30 years. They get paid very handsomely. So the pilots on this go straight to the Airbus A-380. computer and they've been trained that worst case scenario you're going to have maybe three or five problems you know three to five problems come up saying this is wrong this is wrong this is wrong and then you can go through the computer and fix it 37 problems come up on this thing and essentially what's happened on this plane this is maybe a few years after maybe a year after quantis has got their fleet of airbus a 380s and they've invested a great deal of money in buying these humongous

planes it's falling apart in the sky so there's flap problems. I've realized that was funny as I was saying that. Flap. Flap is the sort of like a breaking mechanism in a plane where it rises up so you can get some wind halt

and there's thrust problems and all these connection problems. The plane is legitimately just falling apart in the sky. Any question so far? Nah. Right. I'm just glad I don't have any trips planned. I know.

I was watching... Because for research for this, I watched Air Crash Investigations this morning, which is real, I feel very safe on planes, but they talk about the, you know, the 50 instances in flight history where things have gone horribly badly. Anyway, so they're concerned that the plane is going to catch fire, which would be the worst way to die

is being on a plane in the sky that's on fire. Also, like when the engine exploded, it wouldn't have been like just a little noise like the passengers would have the souls i beg your pardon the souls on board would have heard that i was so you know like they would have heard that you would hear that bang no they all heard it that's very true that would that'd be scary there's a lot of uh testimonies of people going you know hearing a massive smash and uh and looking at the window and seeing one of the one of the four engines smoke streaming smoke oh man no i would just be like mom done this and what do you do like like you just sit there and

and just wait for it, don't you? Do these planes have Wi-Fi on board? You would have an option of Wi-Fi, but I think it costs like 40 bucks, and even if I'm going to do, I'm not paying that much for bloody 20 years. To send me an email?

Go on out, Mum? Yeah, I'm off. I don't actually know. I'd have to follow up on that whether they have... I know business class and first class would certainly have that option. Anyway, so they're worried

that the plane's going to catch on flyer, so they're trying to turn off the engine and it won't turn off, which is of concern. They immediately organized a turn back and they go into the computer into the, what is it, the landing program and it says you can't land. You don't have the, without the flat, you know, capabilities that you need to do with, they were a little bit overweight. They said, you're not going to be able to land. So these five pilots all come together and they're figuring out a way. the plane continues to fall apart. More and more errors are coming up.

They're trying to figure out how we're going to land this plane and save 525 people. Souls. Souls. Meanwhile, this is an interesting part. It could only have happened in the last decade is Qantas sort of regalia from the plane. So like the engine, the famous red kangaroo has fallen off the engine and landed on one of the islands that was below. than just outside of Singapore. So people are picking up big parts of this red kangaroo

and saying a Qantas plane has crashed over Singapore or over that part of the world. Wow. And are tweeting about it and it's getting to news things and saying that a Qantas plane has crashed. And Alan Joyce, the CEO of Qantas finds out about it through that. Isn't that incredible? But they also understand that they're actually still trying to land the plane.

Oh, that's weird. Yeah, they use the software. ended up calculating there was one option and it left them they could land and it would leave them 139 meters of landing space which on a 4,000 meter runway is not much at all they have to get it precise they ended up landing it and everyone survived but that's uh that's the most

I just thought I'd wrap that up but they it's yeah the closest that Qantas has ever come to crashing and it was the it's the very similar to the Titanic and it was the biggest plane in the sky brand new sexy thing and very, very, very quickly, one of the engines just fell apart. It ended up being a very small thing, as it always is, like a screw or something in an engine that was a little bit wrong, that made a whole friggin' engine explode. I reckon, the one guy that was putting that together was hung over that day. Yeah. And he was like, close enough. It's good enough.

What was that? Oh, close enough. So that was one of the first ones in the air. It was, like, I would say early days, yeah. So, So this plane that was supposed to be absolute foolproof almost became one of Qantas' became Qantas' first crash. And so... Too big to fail. Yeah, that's it. Richard DeCreepne, the pilot's gone on to write books about it and it's been all over the shop.

Dick DeCreepne. But also, it's a testament to these pilots who are these nerves of steel, like with Sully as well, if you've listened to the flight recorder for that. Have you ever heard that? No. I reckon I've heard a clip of it and he's just like, looks like we're going to have to crash land. Yeah, he goes, yeah, just so the plane's called Cactus to the radio, to the tower. It's like Cactus, whatever it is, 120.

We've lost both engines from a bird strikes. Birds flew into the engine. Shit. And so we're going to turn back to the airport, and we're going to hopefully land. Just so calm. Then the towel goes, okay, so I'll just organize that for you. And then he goes, you're okay, so you're ready to turn back? No, we're losing altitude, so we're losing altitude, so we're.

and we can't do that. And you go, okay, do you want to go to this place in New Jersey? He goes, no, no, we're going to land into Hudson. And he goes, what? He's going to we're going to land in the Hudson. And then he stops talking and then just lands the plane. Holy shit. But don't see that movie because you know what happens.

God forbid. Look, I mean, tell me you wouldn't enjoy it more if you didn't know how the story ended. Well, like, that's a true, it's what happened. I know. I was like World War II movies, I know how that ends. I guess in Glorious Basters plays with that in a very interesting way. Wow. Tell me you wouldn't just go see every film that Tom Hanks is in.

Yeah, because it's Tom Hanks. Wait, what's in? Yeah, no, and I actually do really enjoy biopics. And I'm normally watching them. They're normally got a sadder end. And I'm like going, maybe this time he'll pull through, you know? But on that one, I'll be like, maybe this time. They'll stack it.

Yeah. It's one of those films as well that you've got to see at the moon. movies or Netflix because it's not going to be on planes. You're not going to be able to watch this. They cut out all the scenes that are in flight. It's just a nice flight where everyone's happy. Yeah. It's just that for two hours.

But have you been, because I've been done a bit of flying recently. You are well-traveled, Jess. I can't imagine the things you've seen and the places you've touched. It's such a piece of shit. But I like how they alter movies on planes. Have you? It gives me the absolute urts. It's so much.

And they'll alter out, or they'll like dub words. Oh, man. Like swear words and stuff like that. But it doesn't match. And it's so obviously dubbed. And it's like, all they said was shit. Let them say shit. I don't care.

But what airlines are doing that? Does Qantas do that? Or is that just more conservative countries? Often dependent on the, you know, the country and what their, you know, beliefs are. Yada, yada, yada. But, oh, yeah, I watched nice guys, which is. Yes, I watch nice guys. I decided to see

and I was so like a lot of flippin and friggins and shirty and like oh man it's like come on it's so obvious

what you're saying like I can lip read I know what you what you're saying I don't know if that would worry me then no it bothered you know anyway no it just it bothered me a lot

there was Shane Black made that film and he's notorious for his wonderful language and it was just shat all over shirt all over thank you which was a crime

against film. Crumb against film. The problem is if they actually change the storyline and stuff. You're holding that up. Your mic is hanging by a thread. Oh shit. Who made this?

Well, I'm proud to say now, not me. Evan, was it? So my mic, what's happened for all the listeners at home or on your train to work or your drive to pick up the kids from school? Whatever you do it. Is my mic stand just fell out.

out of the table and I caught it and everything's okay proceed talk about it's like watching Sally at work he's just so can't and my microphone is falling out he's a professional

can't wait for the movie of this to come out he's a professional performer and I believe we've done a lot of voiceover work lately lately you know he's good with the microphone I'll just put it that way I'm not short of a penny well he's buying He's buying new Porsches and Pontoes. What's your catchphrase on one of your ad voiceovers?

Well, the one I just did, I'm probably not allowed to say. Yeah, I'm going to say. He's probably not allowed to say it. But I sing a song. For another campaign, I sing a song about a card. And I wear a colorful suit. Yeah. With three other men.

I sing a song about a card. It's like a really masterful card. And for like a big shopping, shopping place. Masterful card shopping place. Like a, you know, like a Woolworth? Hallmark? Are we talking Hallmark? No. What's a hall?

It's not bright. I'm so sorry about him. Coles Mastercard. I'm in the Coles MasterCard. Okay, that feels like a more solid clue. Coles MasterCard. He'll be here a while. Oh, Matt.

He does this. Whop, wap, waw, wow, wow, wow. The places you've seen This is fun. It is fun. Can I replace... No, I think we need Warnocky. You can replace me.

No, Warniky is done. You guys, you're hedging your bets on a loser. I feel like you and I are interchangeable. You and I? Yeah, a friend of mine once said, she saw an Auntie Donna sketch and she said, he's like a male version of you. What your friend didn't understand was that you're just like a...

You've watched so much Broden that you talk like him now. Yeah. Yeah, this is we talk like the same people. I'm just Perkins. I wonder, can we get a photo for like if you have Twitter handles and stuff? Because this is the funniest thing in the world. Yeah, I was just thinking that. I'm reclining now with this gigantic stick and I'm talking on the potty.

And I feel like everything's. gone awry. This is my Qantas Flight 32 moment as I try to keep things together. I've got a photo. Yeah, we've got photos.

We've got photographed together and we'll tweet that out with the episode. Was that okay though? Did I do an okay job? Should I prepare more information? Look. I'm so sorry. You didn't bang on anywhere near

as much as we normally do. I'm so sorry. Probably good. I wanted to be precise and tell the story but I'm not a good storyteller. You're a great story. Hey! I'm not a stand-up.

But what I could do is I could act it for you. Okay. All right. Here we go. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Quantus in the sky. Uh-huh.

I hurt my voice. I heard my voice. All right. Good morning. I'm the pilot of the plane. Now it's time to fly. Oh, no. Bloody engine has gone fizzy.

Oh, excuse me, sir. Hey, I'm just... One of the souls. Yes, just wondering if everything's okay up here. You look a little frazzled. You haven't... Who are you? I'm just one of the souls from down back.

But are you up top, actually? I'm from BC. Well, business class, well, come on in, good sire. Would you like maybe a Chavis Rigal? Or maybe a can of fanta. Ooh. This is your... All homes, sir.

Please. Could I have one of each? One Chavis Rugal and one... And one... One Fanta. Sure. Yes. There you go.

And for the lady? The same. Oh, well, that would have been good to say before I made his drinks. All right. A duba-da. One Chavas Rigal and a can of Sprite for the lady. No, it was Fanta. I wanted a can of Fanta.

Excuse me? I said I wanted a can of Fanta. A fan of Fanta. Canter. A fan of Michael Cantor. I think he's the artistic director of the Malt House Theatre Company in Melbourne. Anyway, I'm so sorry, Madam. Geez, she's so difficult, isn't she, Matt?

I'm lucky I'm wearing my name badge. Oh, yes, Matt. All right, and here's your fan. Here's your can of sun-kissed. No! I'm going to throw a bird into this engine. No, don't. This is a delicious shavis.

I was just wondering, I'm just looking at the window over here. Is there any issues with that smoky thing coming out there? Is that okay? I'm going to answer you. I'm going to answer you both because I don't like to beat around the bush. But first, who was a little snack? I'd lie. What are you got on?

What are you got on? Well, we just hand around a couple of little sandwiches. There you go. Cucumber sandwich. Don't mind it. Thank you very much. Curried egg, fee for the lady. I'm curried, I don't eat eggs.

Excuse me? Thank you. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you have the curried egg. Allotted, we're on the Qantas play. This is a great little sandwich. Yeah, well, I hope you like it. It's made with love.

Ooh, I can taste to the love, and it is delicious. But if I could just bring your attention back out the window, that's smoking mess out there. Is that going to be an issue for us? Well, let me tell you something. We believe in three things here at Quantus. Great. We believe in great customer service.

We believe in Ripper Sangers for the boys and girls. We believe in watching movies without that aren't edited. Really? That's what we believe in. And they crash and everyone dies. Because he wasn't paying attention. This is the inglorious bastard version. Yeah, he's a bad pilot.

Bad pilot. What are the four others doing? Hey guys, let's play the Secret Sound. Okay. Okay. I mean, we can see it. Yeah, but it's not for you. It's for your listeners at home.

They drive to work or they're picking up the kids from... Yeah. Okay, all right. Secret sound. Okay. Tweet in what you think the Secret Sound is. Do go on Secret Sound. It's all about the face

That you pull it on. Do we have a prize, Jess, in the cabinet for them? First correct answer. Come on down. The first correct answer would win... They'll win this. They win the sound itself. They win the sound.

You can own that sound. It's worth $18 million. Like, Paris Hilton owns That's Hot, saying that's hot. She owns it. Well, she bought it, I think. Who do you buy that from? Like Target. Target Country.

Should have known. Welcome to Target Country. Hello, to another sketch now. We've got some Hot Tuna T-shirts and some Christmas stuff. This podcast has changed a lot since the Warnocky left. I'm so sorry, Dave Warnocky. No, don't worry about him. You Warnieke-D out.

Oh, man, I was trying to make a funny pun out of his name. You can't. We've tried. Hey, bro. Here we go. I was not, because often we're often, we haven't. We don't always, but. But we sometimes finish the podcast with some fun facts. Do you have any fun facts?

Any fun plain facts? I feel like the whole thing was pretty fun, to be honest. And I don't think it's really fair for you to bring fun facts onto somebody. Look, I'm only... Who has gone out of his way to join us on our podcast. I'm just asking the question. What's your favorite plane? My favorite plane is probably the Airbus A380 because that's the only one I really know.

It was the first time I got on the plane and I could see the stairs. And I was like, what? You say the first time you've gone on a plane? On a plane that had stairs on it. Oh, right. I had an upstairs bit. Yeah, fancy. Fancy.

Fancy. And I was like, ooh, la-di-da. No, I haven't got any facts. Have you got any questions about planes? Yeah. I know the answers. Okay. Oh, well, what?

I just, I saw a video recently where... Ooh, la-di-da. And I was like, you know, like a... Like one of those sort of like a, like an artistic impression. And I was talking about the plane of the future, right? and they were just going to turn at all, like, through, like, projections and stuff. They made it look like the whole plane was glass. Yeah.

And you could see, just see out through everywhere. And they'd make it night and day when they wanted to. Do not enjoy. No. Have you familiar with that? No. I have heard of that, yeah. And it's got, you can say the idea would be you'd be sleeping and you could look through the roof and see these stars.

There's a lot of conceptual planes out there. People making planes that never actually get made. There's also this blimp plane that looks a lot like. Hindenberg, which is doing its legs at the moment. It crashed the other day. Google big Hindenberg looking plane crashing in Europe somewhere. I'm Googling that exact phrase. Don't you reckon the Hindenberg would come up?

No, well, we're going to find out. Big Hindenberg looking plane crashed in Europe somewhere. But not the Hindenburg. There's also an idea that someone had that, so, you know, essentially, imagine a plane without wings. What would you call that? What would you call that part of the plane? The, you call that the body. The body of the plane is you can be picked up by a bigger, wider plane,

and you could pick up multiple bodies of planes and fly people, so you can fly three times the amount of people on one plane, which is a new thing. It just brought up the Hindenburg. Oh, that's funny. Let's watch the Hindenburg video then. Oh, the humanity. If only one of us had predicted that, That's being obviously what was going to happen.

Is that a fact? I guess it's just your ignorance is that all the humanity actually comes from... Seinfeld. It comes from when the Hindenberg crashed and someone was, you know, commentating it. Oh, the humanity. Commentating appropriate? Yeah. That's so great.

Oh, the humanity. I didn't know that. Yeah. That's not really, that's like just, that's not a fact, is it? Yeah, that can be a fact. Great. I'd say claim that one. I'd say it's fact.

And, and shout up, Matthew. Hang on. And it's fun. It's a fun fact. I deem it fun. I find it really boring when Jess flirts with all the guests. It's so boring. We never have guests.

Am I the first guest? No. Who's the first guest? Nick Mason. That tram driving motherfucker? He's got a very famous podcast. He does. He's got a great podcast.

I've got to listen to that. The Weekly Planet, the Weekly Planet. The Weekly Planet. It's a great podcast. He's a great guy. We're going to get him on again. One time I was doing, Aunt E. Donna was doing a comedy room

and Nick Mason was there and he was standing up at the back of the room eating a soup. Yeah, that sounds about right. I was that fucking weird, Nick Mason. Eating a soup at the back of a room. He's a rich eccentric man. A rich eccentric man?

And he has like a robotic suit that he wears and fights crime. Oh, because he looks like Tony Stark. Is that what you meant? He is Tony Stark. Sure. I think Dave Warnockie is. is so charismatic and such a good host.

Yeah. And I'm sad that I'm not here when he's here, that meeting him on means that he can't be here. No, that's not true. One of us could definitely... Yeah. I reckon you are the mix of Jess and I. It's just had my voice and beard.

That is so true. I actually am. People say that Jess is broke, and then the royal me, they're brodent. And Maddie, and we've got... that ginger, you know, thing. We both just love it. We're just out for a good time. We're the ginger boys.

Broden and I are starting up a comedy duo called The Ginger Boys. We've already drawn up our Excel spreadsheet. We've got the finances organized. We reckon we can be earning upwards of $20,000 a year next year. I love it. Hey, we're the ginger boys. Oh, and that's going to be. Okay, yeah.

Hey, welcome to the show with the ginger boys. I kind of feel like you're just doing a Broden impression. Yeah, yeah. That's what it is. We just thought the best way to do this would be... Two Brodons. Lots of Brodons. Hey.

Bro, I think you could just go solo if you wanted... You could ditch the loose way. I don't have self-confidence. Oh, stop it, you're gorgeous. No. Stop it. We do need Warnocky, though, because he's the one who's good at, like, wrapping things up. Are we done?

I don't know. Yeah, I think we're done. We're done. Hey. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Why are you sorry? I feel like I didn't bring enough quantus...

Brodick. Your mic is more movable than my. Come over here. Come over here. Come over here. Not the mic. You. Come here. Yes. You. You. You. You're bloody great. You're touching your face. Perko. Wait, thank you, perko. You're bloody great. Thanks, mate. Thanks for coming.

It's been an absolute pleasure. And hey, guys, congratulations on all the wonderful success of your podcast. And our just careers in general. And your careers in general. You guys are fucking doing so well. So great. You've got a wonderful kid back home. Maddie and Jess, I'm sure. We'll, you know, find her way. Is this normal?

Is this normally how things go? Yeah, pretty much. I broke your fucking mic. I've treated you with malice and disrespect. Yeah, but that's kind of what we expect to will be invited you, so it's okay. You fucking idiots. Well, let's wrap this shit up. Hey, Broden, where can people find you on the interwebs?

Yeah. The dark web? You don't really have a personal presence to you. Have you done a day on the dark web? No. Oh, someone do the dark web. What is that? The dark web is the web below the web where people,

you can only get there a certain way, and it's where people buy drugs and child pornography, and you can get people assassinated. Look it up. I feel like, yeah. It's really interesting. It feels like it's a real slippery dip. Once you put your toe in there,

and all of a sudden you kill one enemy, and then bloody hell, all of a sudden you. The dark web, the slippery dip of the internet. The slippery dip. Hey, thanks so much for having me, guys. It's been an absolute pleasure. It's a dream come true for me. And I'm sorry we keep interrupting your podcast with us screaming.

No. I kind of miss it when you're not around. Hey, Matt, you should also plug what you're up to in the next couple of weeks, shouldn't you? Yeah, yeah. So, I'm doing a Melbourne, people are in Melbourne. I'm doing a first solo show at the Melbourne fringe festival. It's called Pretty Dry. It's on at the courthouse hotel from the 26th of September into early October, mate 30.

And it should be fun. Obviously a bit, you know, like if you know me from this, a little bit fucking loose. One of the funniest guys in Melbourne, Maddie Stewart. I agree. Big fan. Very, very funny. Stop at you guys. Hey, that's very sweet of you.

Broden, your, where people find you on Twitter at at Arnie Donner Boys. That's true. That's true. And your YouTube channel is all of the big... The Auntie Donner channel. We put a video up today. Let's read what some people are saying. Okay.

Because they're so nice on the internet, as you guys know. Yeah. Let's see. My favorite that I had on one of my videos was unfunny. Oh, that's the... Yeah, that stuff always hurts more than like bald fuckhead for me. Like, bald fuckhead I can take. It's the stuff that's like, you're getting worse.

It's like, oh. Everyone's really nice on this one we put up today, but someone just wrote like, something real hurtful, like people say, you guys are genius. That's ridiculous. But someone wrote that. And then someone's wrote, You cunts are cooked.

No, that's not it. That's pretty good there. Oh, no, it's something like they're sliding. Oh, no. Yeah, no, they're losing their touch. Now, that may well be. But I'm, I work real hard.

and John Wallen, if you're listening to the Doogong podcast, then bloody, I'm sorry. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. How long have we been going for? No while. Over an hour now. Jeez. Crazy. Do you do prefaces on like those, you know how on big podcast they do like 40 minutes of, hey, you got to check us out here.

No. They shit me to you. Yeah, they're awful. Don't do that. Matt, let's promise to never do that. I promise. Until someone offers you money. And then we'll totally do that.

No, definitely for money we would do that. Oh, yeah, big time. But I reckon we'd just do it in the show while you were sitting here or whatever. I don't think we'd record another pre-thing. Yeah. Yeah. I'd slide a thing across and say, could you read this Coles MasterCard out? And I'd be like, I love them.

It's the best mask card you can get in there. It's so good. Great rates. It feels like this outro is being off for about 40 minutes. Yeah, too long. But I think it's like we're just, this is all gold. Oh, that's like, if you find gold, keep digging. That's what they say.

That is what they say. You find gold. You find more gold. My gold, Nicklese say, hey, marry me, baby. You see how your podcast shit, and it just sort of fades out on this. I'm picturing that it's faded out long before. I'm so sorry. But I think we've all learned something today about planes.

Yeah. Yeah, they're fucking boring. Yeah, unless they crash, in which case they're very interesting. But I still don't want to be on one that crashes, please. I love them. I love flying in planes. I'm always happy to be on a plane. Do what I did on my most recent flight home? Here we go.

Here we go. 14 hour flight. I slept for about eight or nine of those hours. I'm so jealous of you. I've never done that in my life. I'll never do it again. Oh, man. But I was just, well, I did take painkillers to knock myself out a little bit too.

I wish I could do that. I'm so jealous of you. Can you sleep on planes? No, I can sleep for 30 maybe minutes tops. Yeah. I'm very close to lounge pass on Virgin. Oh, that sounds like it's exciting. Once I get that, I'm going to do a cum.

He did say the cum jokes were coming. Brode and Kelly does it again. I think that means we can now finish the trick pony. Check us out on at Do Go On Pod on Twitter. and our email address is do go on pod at gmail.com and we're also on Facebook at slash do go on pod I think

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