Two In The Think Tank - DGO Presents: Do Go On The Quiz Show Web Series (out now!)

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, it's Matt Stewart in the year 2024. It's Melbourne Comedy Festival time and our shows are all sold out the 7th, the 14th and the 21st. But luckily we've added an extra show. It's an early one on the 14th at 1.45 at Morris House, the basement and it's with special guest Nick Mason. How exciting is that? Tickets on sale for that now. I'm also doing my show, Dryer Dryer. This week's at the Chinese Museum but from next week moving to a brand new venue, the Grace Darling Hotel. We're not doing Mondays but every other night. It'd be great to see you there. Use the discount code DOOGON. Now on with the show. Welcome to Do Go On Presents. This is where we put on our smoking jackets. Our loafers.

Starting point is 00:00:53 Our loafers. Then we get our canes. Can I get, can I pull you guys a brandy? Oh my gosh please. I'll make mine a double. And we're sitting by the roaring fire. You might not be able to hear it, but you might. But you can hear how warm we are.

Starting point is 00:01:07 Yes. And we are warm. I'm a little too warm. Yeah, take my slippers off. We haven't presented anything for a while. I put the dogs away. Put the dogs away. The dogs on us.

Starting point is 00:01:19 We haven't presented anything for a while, but in the past, what we do is we shine the light on a project that we believe is worth your ears, your eyes and your time. And your tongue. If you want to lick a screen. Yeah. Screen lickers. And what we're presenting this week or this this time on this rare show that we do is a project we've been working on together for many months now. Yeah. It's been a couple of years in the making really.

Starting point is 00:01:46 And that is a little show called Do Go On, the quiz show. Yeah. It's like Dave said, we've been working on this and wanting to do this for ages. We've done it in collaboration with our good friends, Stupid Old Studios, who helped us put it all together and how it works is Dave is our wonderful host. It's doing what he does so well. Yeah. Hosting. He's like a host, but also like a guide. That's right. He's also a guy. He's just a guy.

Starting point is 00:02:15 Well, you know, I think of him as so much more than just a guy. Yeah. I think of him as a guy. Yeah. And he guides us on a topic, on a journey. That's right. Each episode has one topic, something from journey. That's right. Each episode has one topic, something from history that you think you know about. You've heard of it. You could maybe be able to answer a trivia question. Yeah. Give the two sentence summary. Sure. We all know what that is. But when we drill down, how much you actually know about it? That's right. And that's what we aim to find out. And by the way, we should say there's

Starting point is 00:02:41 a web series so you can watch it. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say you can only watch it. Free to watch. Oh no, you can close your eyes. Yeah, of course you can. Yeah, you don't have to watch. There is audio on the YouTube. Matt and I are team captains. We have a bunch of fantastic guests come through

Starting point is 00:02:55 and be on our teams and help us win or lose. I mean, somebody has to win and somebody has to lose, don't they? We didn't have any draws, spoiler alert. Yeah. That's true. Did we? Wow.

Starting point is 00:03:04 It was a while ago. I can't remember. Yeah, it was quite some time ago. But yeah. And the points do matter. That's where this show differs from others. That's right. There's cash on the line. That's right. There are prizes.

Starting point is 00:03:14 There's a live audience. We had a lot of fun filming it and it's come together really, really great. So we would love for you to tune in to watch it. Yes, please tune in. Please watch. Please like, subscribe, comment. Enjoy. Share it around.

Starting point is 00:03:30 Tell your friends. Make a night of it. Invite your friends over for a big bowl of pasta. But each watch on a different screen. Yes. Yes, that's very or a VPN or something like that, please. Yeah. Watch it on a VPN.

Starting point is 00:03:42 Dave is very technological. He loves it. And the first episode debuts or debuts, depending on where in the world you are. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Watch it on a VPN. Dave is very technological. He loves it. And the first episode debuts or debuts depending on where in the world you are and which way you find that funny to say. Tonight, Melbourne time at eight o'clock on stupid old channel on YouTube. Or if you're listening to this a few hours later, it's already out now. Oh my God. But what happens at eight o'clock? That's Australian Easter daylight savings time, which is Melbourne time. If you want to type that into a date,

Starting point is 00:04:06 date calendar to work out when to watch it, because we'll be premiering it as it goes out at eight o'clock. So everyone watches at the same time. We'll be in the chat room commenting along. If you want to be part of that. Yeah. If you want to ask questions of the question asker. Exactly. You can all fake some answers. And we're going to be doing that every Sunday for the seven weeks after that. There are eight episodes in total. And we're going to be doing that every Sunday for the seven weeks after that. There are eight episodes in total and we're talking guests that you know and love from our show. We've got Cass Page, Josh Earl, Sarenjaya Manna, Mish Whitrop, Annie Louie, Alistair

Starting point is 00:04:36 Trombley-Birtrell, Jackson Bailey. I'm just going to read the whole list. I feel like I'll miss people. Yeah. Frankie McNair. Yep. Andy Matthews. Lizzy Who. Michael Hing. Beck Petratus. Irvi Majumder. Dane Simpson. Marcel Blanchester Wilt and Jordan Barr to name a few and or all. Wow. If I've missed anyone. That is all of them. You did a great job. And then yeah, the topics of stuff like the Olympics, the periodic table, Queen Victoria, how much you actually know about them? We're going to find out. And our first episode is all about Google. The biggest website in the world. We are probably on there every single day. You might use Gmail.

Starting point is 00:05:16 You might be on the calendar. That's probably how you're going to find the series in the first place. Exactly. And they also own YouTube. But we also, like, this is a format we've done at the Comedy Festival over the last couple of years. We've tested it out. We've had a lot of fun with it live. I think it's, I think it translates really well. It's going to be a lot of fun. And if you're confused about the timing thing,

Starting point is 00:05:37 I'm going to put a thing up on our, I'll put a countdown on our Instagram. So if you're listening on Sunday or time close by and you can't do the conversion yourself, go to our Instagram or can't Google it and we'll just, or just look on the YouTube. It'll probably tell you when it's going to start. Why don't you just follow it? If you don't follow us on all the social media anyway. Yeah. You surely you are because there's some good stuff up there. There is some really good stuff up there. There is some really good stuff. It's a good part. Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, a YouTube.

Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah. Tick tock. Tick tock. We've got it all. We've got it all. And we'll link in the show notes, of course, to the place to find the episode. There's a trailer out right now. If you want to watch some of that, we're going to give some audio in just a second. But it's YouTube dot com. So stupid old channel or there's a link in the description. Please enjoy it.

Starting point is 00:06:26 Hey, Dave, just to make it really worth people's while for having listened to the last five minutes or whatever, can you say something really funny or interesting or something? We Guam. Thank you, man. That was worth it. He's incredible. How does he do that? That's why he's the host. So to give you a little taste, we've put the trailer out now. If you want to watch this with images, you can, but we're going to give you some audio

Starting point is 00:06:49 of the show. It's a lot of fun. It's very silly, but you might learn a thing or two. Hey? Yeah. I didn't know. Is that a question? So it was rhetorical.

Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah, I think you might. Are you Matt? Hello and welcome to Do Go on the Quiz Show. The quiz show where we pick one big topic and find out how much we actually know about it. My name is Dave Warnocky and this show is gonna roll. Oh god. This is a G show on the web. I'm not sure that's true.

Starting point is 00:07:13 Burn, burn, burn, burn. Ah! We got some hot segments. I have gotta tell you, we came here to have fun, not this. Should we just have a punt? Sure. What was the question? Is this like a- just have a punt? Sure. What was the question?

Starting point is 00:07:25 Is this like a... This is a trick question! Look at him, he's sick. He is rock hard under the table. What are you bringing to the table here tonight? Glasses. Okay, that's... Throw in some special guests.

Starting point is 00:07:37 That's about as dumb as anything I've said. Yeah, you can legally marry your cousin in Australia. Come on, live a little. She might be a bit of an old slapper, but then she... The best team captain's in the goddamn biz. What is a meteor apart from like a moon on the go? We're losing by so much. Yes. You're no good.

Starting point is 00:08:02 You're no good and we'd say to your stupid face if you had the balls to be here. And you got yourself a hell of a good time. I don't want to be alive anymore. I don't fucking know, I don't know anything. Is that turning you on in there?

Two In The Think Tank - DGO Presents: Do Go On The Quiz Show Web Series (out now!)

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