Do Go On - The Rolex Murder - Do Go On Mini
Episode Date: June 22, 2020If you’ve ever thought about buying a super expensive watch but thought “Is it really worth it?” Well, for one man, his luxury watch lead the police straight to his murderer.This is the podcast ...version of episode five of our new web series that we made with Stupid Old Studios. You can watch the video of the episode complete with animations, props and lots and lots of regret face right now on The Stupid Old Channel YouTube page (link below).Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/q1QAeyyMHIkOur website: dogoonpod.comSupport the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.comCheck out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/Listen Now: https://play.acast.com/s/listen-now/Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader Thomas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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And we should also say this is 2026.
Jess, what year is it?
2026.
Thank God you're here.
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We'd love to see you there.
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That's going to be so much fun.
Tickets for all this stuff, I believe, are online.
And I'm here too.
Hey everyone, I'm Matt here, just letting you know.
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If you've ever thought about buying a super expensive watch
but thought, is it really worth it?
Well, for one man, his luxury timepiece
led the police straight to his murderer.
This is the Rolex murder.
Oh, wait, so you're saying we should buy a watch?
Well, if you're going to buy a watch, buy a mega expensive watch.
Okay, thank God.
It's the only kind I would buy.
So we're talking like, you know, one that says how many steps you've done?
Yeah.
All right.
Obviously.
Well, I'll talk to my bank manager.
Hello and welcome.
My name's Jess Perkins.
I'm here with Dave Warnocky and Matt Stewart.
And you'll notice that none of us are wearing watches.
You haven't checked my leg.
Imagine.
Imagine, Evan, can you put a watch on his leg?
How would you check the time if you had it there, the whole, always?
It'd be very awkward.
I'm not giving Evan much of an opportunity.
Oh, it's like one of those flavor-flaved dangly ones.
Do you guys wear watches at all?
No, I did when I was a kid, and then mobile phones were invented.
Yeah.
I used to always, I used to feel naked without a watch.
I used to love my watches, but now I'm a feeling.
Bitbit girl. I love to check them steps.
Yeah, but Fitbit, that's like a watch.
Yeah. But as we'll find out, if you're going to buy a watch,
you should probably buy a mega expensive one.
I'm a fan of Tissot.
Not expensive enough. Okay.
Maybe it is. I don't know. I don't know that much about watches.
I just like the name. Is that expensive? I wanted to say Tissot.
Okay, go again.
Tissot.
Is that fun? Yeah, that was fun. It was fun. It was fun to watch.
Have a go, Matt.
Tissot.
Oh, not as good from you.
Okay. So, please. Let me begin. On July 28, 1996, a good year. A couple of fishermen were out in their trawler around six miles off Tinmouth in the UK. But instead of hauling in loads of fish, on this day, they discovered a body.
Loads of body. No, just, yeah, just one.
So a body of water or?
No, a human body. Oh, okay, in the body of water. Never had to specify that before.
Body and a body.
Whoa, it's like Russian bodies.
Body of water, body a human, inside him, little fish.
I don't know, probably.
The body was badly decomposed from being in the water for so long,
so detectives were at a loss as to how they would identify this mystery man.
Their only clue was a Rolex watch on his right wrist.
Right wrist.
Left-handed, probably then.
I wear watches on my left, and I'm left-handed.
But just another thing that's super interesting about me, I guess.
Quirky.
I'm quirky.
It's fascinating.
You know, you can never predict me.
What's you going to do?
Left on left.
Tell you what.
Yeah.
What?
You know, loss for words.
Okay.
So luckily, because Rolex is a luxury brand,
they keep meticulous records of their products
and any servicing or repairs that are done to their water.
Does that include ones bought in Bali?
Do they keep track of them all, mate?
A Rolex is a Rolex.
Even if they've got one L, two else, doesn't matter.
There's a Z in there somehow?
It's still theirs.
Wow.
It's a powerful corporation.
Honestly, they're running at a loss.
Even if it says Tissot.
They'll look after it.
They love time and helping you keep it.
Oh, everyone's going to have a passion.
One's going to have a passion.
Yeah.
So yeah, they keep really meticulous records.
So the serial number and the service documents of this particular watch
showed that it had been taken to a jeweller in Harrogate twice in the 80s.
The customer, 51-year-old Ronald Platt, a Canadian man living in the UK and working as a television repairman.
Obviously, business is going well if you can afford a Rolex.
Unless it was a gift.
But I don't know.
Yeah, did television repairman get gifts?
I doubt it.
Not on my Rolex.
Yeah, thanks for fixing the BBC.
Here is a Rolex.
Oh, he fixed television.
Okay.
Wow, that's good.
Oh, television repair, man.
Fix all the...
He comes in and goes, this show's a bit shit.
What you need is more laughs.
Yeah, and so he adds a laugh track.
Yeah.
His answer is always a laugh track.
The news, it's dipped in ratings.
Can we get a few more lulls in?
Yeah.
Get a clown on with a,
a flower that has a water pistol in it.
Oh, he knows comedy.
Nothing about Ronald Platt's life stuck out to the police.
No criminal record, no dodgy associates.
So how did he come to wash up on a fishing trawler?
What happened to him?
The police went to Mr Platt's home and his landlord suggested they speak to his best friend,
a man named David Davies.
Fake name.
He's not real.
Or he's a superhero.
Ah, okay.
These are your two guesses so far?
He's either made it up because in a secret life he's a superhero or in a secret life he fucks horses or something like that.
Yeah, those are the only two options.
Both superpowers in a way.
Could be the same guy.
Yeah, it could be.
Super horse fuck.
Does he have to say it?
Yes.
Like that?
Super horse fuck.
And then when he does that, he turns into a flying horse.
Does he save babies from burning buildings already?
anything? No, no, no. Okay.
Nothing like that. But he'll give them a ride once they've recovered.
So I want a superman or take them out, they'll recover in hospital and go, hey, want to
clipety clop on the back old, super, sorry about this, mom and pop, super fuck horse,
whatever I am. Or whatever I am. He's also mostly drunk. Hey, Jester, go on. Thank you.
So they go to speak to the best friend, David Davies, who is an American man living in the UK with
young wife. He exists. David Davies told the police that he'd given Mr. Platt some money to
set up an electrical business in France, but he hadn't heard from his best friend for over a month.
He was like, I don't know, last time I saw him, I just gave him some money for a business,
but no, I haven't spoken. I haven't spoken to him. That sounds suspicious. Does it? Yeah,
sounds like horse play to me. That's an interesting take. Stop bringing this back to horse fuck man.
Stop it, stop it once. Well, that's who you're talking about. You brought him up.
unbelievable.
So one day a police officer was driving out to Mr Davies' house to get a statement from him,
get a written statement, and the officer took a wrong turn and ended up at the wrong property.
Whoops.
Ended up in the wrong barn.
Yeah.
So he apologised and explained that he was looking for Mr Davies, but that homeowner looked confused and said,
oh, but our neighbour's name is Platt.
But David Davy hasn't lived around this, but don't you?
What I haven't been a David Davis here?
But Platt was a man that.
they'd found dead. Wow. So they luckily went down the wrong place.
Yeah. Otherwise they would have knocked on a, on a dead man's door. Well, maybe.
So who's David Davies? Yeah, he's answered the dead man's door. Was David,
so David Davies was a horse. No, David Davies is not a horse. How have you come to that
conclusion? Oh, literally, I can explain it in my next sentence. Please.
Oh, should we? I don't know if I want to know. Should you break here?
It turned out that David Davies was actually Albert Walker and he wasn't American.
He was a Canadian fraudster who had fled to the UK.
So that was genuinely the fake name he came up with.
David Davids.
It's so bad they'll never question.
It's, um, David, um, think of something.
David Z's.
Oh, David Davidsies.
David Davidsies, yes, that's me.
That's better.
Yeah, it's probably.
That doesn't sound about David Davidsies.
You were like, ah, my parents, a bit kooky.
And then he starts pretending to be American from that point on.
Yeah, yeah, because he's like, it's the only accent I can do because it's close-ish to Canada.
Oh, David Davidsies, and I'm American.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. It's very different.
So his name is actually Albert Walker.
And he's a crook.
And remember I was saying that David Davies was living in the UK with his young wife?
Yeah.
Turns out his young wife was actually his daughter, Sheena, who had fled.
with him to the UK. Can I ask, is that also a fake name? Sheena. No, I believe that's actually
Shina's great. Sheena Walker. She was pretending to be his wife as a cover story. Why?
Exactly. Why couldn't David Davies have had a daughter? Sheena Davies? That sounds better.
Sheena Davies. That sounds like a Hollywood star. Yeah. Yeah, it does.
Gina Davis. No, Sheena Davis. Oh my God. She's not even listening to her own thing.
Albert Walker was a high school dropout who worked a few odd jobs before getting a job as a bank teller for a trust company.
And he got some experience filing people's tax returns.
And a couple of years later, he left his job to start his own company.
Your name is Albert Walker.
What are you going to name your company?
David Davies.
David's Incorporated?
What about Walker Financial Services Incorporated?
I trust that.
That sounds trustworthy.
It sounds right.
Totally.
A guy who's accidentally done some people's tax returns.
Yeah, he's had a go a couple of times.
It's turned out fine.
So he starts his own business.
Over time, though, his business actually did really well.
It grew to six branches and nearly 30 employees.
What?
And things were going very well for him.
I think we might have actually had our tax done with him at one point.
Someone equally qualified.
That was until 1986 when a stock deal he'd invested in crashed.
It turns out he'd also been embezzling money from around 70 of his clients
to the tune of about 3.2 million.
dollars. Well now he's facing 18 counts of fraud, money laundering and theft, so he fled
to Europe in 1990, taking his middle daughter with him. Don't know why. He had other kids,
left the wife and kids at home. Middle daughter.
In it, me.
All right, hang on. Okay. All right, you guys all run around and then when I yell, stop, I'll open
my eyes and stop.
All right. Sheena, okay. You're my pretend wife. Come with me. Come on. Thank God it wasn't the
eight-year-old. That'd be weird. He's pointing at the cutlery drawer.
All right, get in.
I'm married to some spoons.
I need it.
You're with me.
So Walker became Canada's most wanted, criminal and the second most wanted by Interpol.
Wow.
When he settled in Harrogate in North Yorkshire, he took the name of one of his Canadian clients, David Davies.
So David Davies does exist.
I had a teacher at my high school called David Davies.
Was he Canadian by any chance?
Now that I think about it.
Oh.
He's an upstanding science teacher.
Did he ever give you a ride on his back?
No.
Every other kid, though, left me out.
Pretty offended, you can't do that.
No.
On this day and age, you've got to invite all the kids to the pool party.
You've got to let every kid ride you at the same time.
That sounded weird.
And you didn't realize, as you were saying it all before, that that was going to sound a bit odd.
You didn't have any thoughts about that, only after.
Look, we all have regrets.
That's true.
This is one of mine.
I don't.
You really should.
Yeah.
Of the three of us, you should regret the most.
You brought up this horse.
Fucking incident.
No regrets.
No regrets.
I respect that.
I'm just speaking truth to power.
Okay.
Anyway, so he settled in the UK
and he met and befriended this guy, Ronald Platt,
and his girlfriend Elaine,
and Platt and Walker started a TV repair business together.
So Platt had mentioned that
missed Canada and would like to live there again, and Walker saw his opportunity.
He paid for a one-way ticket to Canada for Platt, but convinced him that he would need to leave
behind his driver's license, birth certificate, and a stamp of his signature.
Yeah.
Also, a hair sample.
Yeah.
A little, punitive jizz.
Some blood.
Some blood.
And his mother's maiden name.
He told him...
He told him he'd need all the...
He told him we'd need all this so that he could continue their business
while Platte went back to Canada.
He's like, that's great.
I support you.
But just so I can keep our business running.
Like when you rock up in people's houses to repair their TV,
I've also got a business partner just to approve that.
Here is his license, his birth certificate, the hair sample.
I would want that from any kind of service person coming to my house.
Even when I get groceries delivered, I'm like, tell me about yourself.
What's going on here?
I'll also need your fingerprints on this gun.
if you could just pull the trigger
with the gun loaded next to your head
and we're done
thank you very much
so yeah
look to most people
this would scream red flag
but Platt seemed to be
not most people
and he was like
well that's logical
so he agreed
trustworthy trust
trusting
trusting
yeah he's trusting
I think you know it's weird
that if we see that
oh it's like this idiot
He was like, oh, he believed in his friend.
What a dickhead.
He trusted his friend, never do that.
He left his licence, his birth certificate, and his signature behind, yes, what a dickhead.
With his friend.
Would you give me that stuff?
Did he know that his friend is the most wanted man in Canada?
No.
Funnily enough, he hadn't mentioned that.
Well, what kind of friendship is that?
Built on lies.
Yeah, exactly.
In my mind, the real bad guy in this scenario is the one.
which I can't remember the name, but one of the two.
Platt or Walker?
Yes, Platt or Walker.
Walker.
Or Davies.
Or Davies.
I think to me, it's the one who didn't let you ride on their horse, Dave.
Yeah.
That was a real criminal here.
My science teacher.
Good guy, good guy.
So Platt agreed.
He left behind his driver's license birth certificate
and a stamp of his signature.
And he went back to Canada in 1992, hoping to settle there permanently.
As soon as he was gone, Walker then assumed his identity.
Because he already had everything that he needed to do that.
So it wasn't that hard.
And did he, when Platt left, did he leave his girlfriend behind?
She must have gone too.
I'm also going to need your girlfriend.
Walker just turns out one day and says, hey, baby.
It's me.
It's me, your boyfriend, Platt.
She's like, Dave, what are you doing here?
No, look, I've got his license, which doesn't match my face, admittedly.
And I've got a stamp of my signature.
So I'm pretty sure
Why do you need a stamp of your own signature
Oh, convenience, duh
Why are you being weird today?
Gaslighting, it works every time
I feel like the signatures was such a weird time
That we had wear a squiggle with your name
Oh, that proves it's you
Yeah
Like how easy is that to learn?
I think we take signatures too seriously
Yeah
Like we're too pedantic about them
You know when you're getting a new passport
And it has to match perfectly
To the signature you wrote
when you got your license at 18.
And it's like, okay, well, do I still have to dot the eye with a little love heart?
Yes.
I've had my rental bond rejected, because to get it back at the end,
because my signature didn't match.
Same.
Do you know how they told me, they said, oh, this doesn't match.
And then they sent me a copy of what it should look like and basically told me,
just forge your own signature.
And then we're happy to give you the money back.
When you can prove that someone can write a signature like that, you can have the money.
So you did the cock and balls and got the cash back.
What can I say, 18?
It was a crazy time.
You did the cock and balls at hotmail.com.
That was my signature.
69.
You wrote out Hotmail.
I love that squiggly A.
I do.
It's a beautiful character that squiggly A.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Yeah.
So glad it's in our lives.
That's maybe that could be my signature M. Squiggly A.
Yes.
I love this for you.
Yes.
It's nice and short.
Nothing sharp.
Try changing it on Twitter first and see how it feels.
You can test it out before you commit.
Try before you buy.
But anyway, now we've got two Ronald Platt's.
This is confusing.
So the new Ronald Platt, so Albert Walker, could have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids.
Except that a few years later, the original Ronald Platt ran out of money and decided to come back to the UK, which he did in 1995.
Uh-oh.
But how did the real Ronald Platt end up dead in a fishing boat a year later?
The real Ronald Platt did.
Yep.
Oh, I guess it feels like that the fake Ronald Platt killed the real Ronald Platt
so he could continue being the fake Ronald Platt.
That is a fascinating guess.
To me, it seems like the real Ronald Platt fell into some sort of meat grinder
and then tripped from the meat grinder into the ocean and died.
Okay.
Which one of us is closer?
Everything but his watch survived.
Yeah, those Rolexes are built to laugh.
I'm going to for probably maybe the first time Matt's actually quite a bit closer there
How's it feel? I thought I thought I was going with the obvious answer that was going to be wrong
I feel weird about it to be honest I'm sorry I probably should have shouldn't have said anything
I feel like an idiot I accidentally guessed it kind of right but I can just tell you about it now if you like
No, don't bother yeah that's fair that's your meat grinder at all no any sort of grinders
Uh, no.
Like a grinder monkey man?
Uh, maybe somewhere in the world at this time.
Whoa, think about that.
Certainly not involved in this story.
There would have been meat grinders, just somewhere.
You're a really good guess of this week.
Yeah.
But there was also meat grinder somewhere.
So you're both doing super well.
Thank you, Sam.
Thank you.
It's time for a meat grinder.
This is nice.
It's a nice little moment.
Having fun here.
I'm not.
Tap out then.
You want to stop tapping.
It was just sending me a Morse code,
message.
Yeah, is it better for you to say?
This is a long dash.
That was send help.
So in July of 1996, Walker took
Mr. Platt out on his 24-foot
yacht called Lady Jane.
It's not the best boat name, but it's fine.
Which he kept moored in
Dittisham.
Dittisham.
Dittisham.
Dittisham in the river Dart.
And he knocked him unconscious
with a blow to the back of his head
and threw him into the sea.
with a 10 pound anchor tucked into his trouser belt.
I've seen a couple of 10 pound anchors tucked into trouser belts in my time,
can I just say.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, absolutely.
What do you mean?
That's fascinating.
There's no time in this week.
Who have you assisted in murder?
I've said too much.
I've said too much.
I assume Dave couldn't pull off a murder himself, so we'd have to just help someone
else with it.
Can I can only even make toast.
Yeah.
Even then he burns it.
To be honest, that's how I've killed people for accident before.
Toasters him to death?
Yeah, well, they're in the bath and I'm like, can I have help make me the toe?
Oh, shit.
Oh, not another one.
Oh, no, I don't know how the toaster works.
I just want peanut buttered toast.
That's all we all want.
So the officer in charge of this murder case was Detective Superintendent Phil Sincock.
And he said, there was one bit of luck in terms of the Essex policeman going to the wrong door.
But other than that, it was down to painstaking police.
You can't claim that Philco.
And some new groundbreaking scientific inquiries.
So I was like, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, a little bit of luck.
Mostly excellent police work.
Mostly science, okay, calling up Roll X and reading out a number over the phone.
Yeah.
Well, they did a lot of stuff.
So the police sees an entire van load of documents from Walker's house and in amongst all that paper was a tiny receipt that told them that he'd recently purchased an anchor.
And they were like, hang on a second.
Who keeps their documents in a van?
No, they got the documents out of the house and put them in their police van.
I thought that he's...
They took the van.
You thought that was his filing cabinet.
Yeah, please step into my office.
It's this van.
Okay.
That's himself.
I like how he's keeping the receipts, though.
Yeah.
I don't need that at tax time.
The thing I used to murder my friend.
You go to the shop and they're like, do you want a receipt?
Oh, yes, please.
I'd be like, no.
And I was never here.
Can I claim?
Can I claim this?
Can I claim this?
GPS navigation system back to its manufacturer.
Rolex?
I can only assume.
Ah, Tissot.
Of course.
And the manufacturers were able to plot coordinates
which gave the police the time and date it had been switched off
and proved that it had been very near to where Mr Platt's body had been found at the time
that he was killed.
Case close.
Yeah.
He sounds like he was trying to be caught.
Yeah, it's pretty...
I'm going to use a GPS.
He basically turned the homing beacon on.
Yeah.
A tracking device.
Maybe he should have just stuck to like fraud, you know.
You're trying to run with the big dogs, trying to get into murder.
It's like, stick to what you know.
You don't have it, mate.
Okay.
But I think, yeah, maybe just.
You're leaving paper trails.
What I would have done is not killed my friend.
I would have just said, hey man, funny story.
I am living as you now.
What will it take for this to keep going on?
Can I give you some money?
Can I send you back to Canada?
You're broke now.
You want to go back?
I'll fund that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got another idea.
Let's fake your death.
We'll leave your watch on.
Oh.
We need a meat grinder.
I'll take the fall.
Then you can reassume your identity when I'm in jail.
As you.
Do you think?
Um, maybe.
Just didn't want to break his little heart.
He looked so excited.
Should have.
Should have crushed him.
So they also did some tests on Rolex watches.
And they found that it took 44 hours for a watch to wind.
down.
Oh yeah, they work so hard.
You know what I mean?
Have a little scotch.
44 hours.
You got to have 44 hours off between shifts.
You know, after that big buzz you get on stage,
what I call the stage, the wrist.
And, you know, you're telling this man the time.
It takes me ages to the clock off.
Normally watch a few episodes of Gossip Girl.
Yeah.
Have a little scotch, kick back.
But yeah, my mind's still ticking over.
You know, that's what it does.
But even off the clock I tick as well, yeah.
for about 44 hours then I'm able to rest
until I'm wind up again
until I'll get wreathe up and a little off again
oh here we go up yep ready to go
seven plus ten
so the watch stopped
it had stopped on June 22nd which meant that he had died
on June 20th based on how long it took
for the watch to wind down
please don't act that out again
they found Platt's DNA inside the cabin of the yacht
and zinc traces from the anchor
on Mr. Platt's belt.
So they've got all this evidence.
During the investigation,
police also found gold bars
to the value of 25,000 pounds
in various locations.
See, this is what I mean.
He had so much money to pay him off.
Yeah, just pay him off. Don't kill him.
But instead he's hidden it around the place
in case he had to do a runner.
And he had, like, hiding spots.
Wow.
Yeah.
So if, like, if he couldn't go that way,
he could go that way and get some money.
I'm speaking like, I'm looking at a map.
Right, not like.
Oh, it's left or right.
Yeah, I'm not saying like that door or that door.
You know.
Yeah, behind one of these doors is 25,000 pounds on gold.
This really sucks.
The guy who trusted his friend and ended up dying.
Don't trust your friends.
That's the lesson here.
My whole thing is if you'd just taking the Rolex off,
would have gone away with it, right?
Yeah, why?
But I mean, how do you convince someone to,
oh yeah, you could have taken it off after you'd hit him over the back of the head?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I don't know, Dave.
I don't think these things through like a size.
I guess he just wouldn't have, he probably wouldn't have thought that Rolex would have such a
identifiable watches, I guess.
What kind of self-respecting crook sees a Rolex and just leaves it?
Right.
Yeah.
Have some pride in your work.
He's really more into money fraud rather than stealing things.
He stole the watch and someone ended up going, hey, I reckon you've stolen that watch, let's trace it back.
Oh no, it does belong to Mr. Platt, so you're all good.
On with your day, sir.
God, that'd be a weird conversation.
I reckon you've stolen that watch.
I'm just ordering a coffee.
You're a TV repair man.
Leave me a lot.
Oh, sure.
You repaired the BBC and they gave you this watch.
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
Okay, great.
Well, on your way.
Thank you for your service.
Thanks for stopping by at my cafe.
And I'm sorry that I, you know, you just sorted a nice meal.
Sorry, I haven't had a coffee yet and I'm a little antsy and a bit defensive for no reason.
So the barista hasn't had a coffee yet.
Yeah, no.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mate.
Come on.
You got to help yourself before you have.
Yeah.
Can't give from an empty cow.
One for you, one for me.
In the court proceedings, the judge stated,
it is in my judgment.
Which is what they do best.
Yeah, judge things.
A callous premeditated killing designed
to eliminate a man you had used
for your own selfish ends.
And he said the Walker had found Platt to be
firstly inconvenient,
then increasingly a possible threat
to your continued freedom.
He became not merely expendable,
but a danger to you,
and he had to die.
This?
judge a poet.
Yeah.
He's always sizzling the story.
The judge is also going,
I get why you did it.
Yeah.
He had to die.
He had to die.
I get it.
Still not a good thing to do it.
Walker's on the stand going,
that's what I said.
He gets it.
He had yes.
He had to die.
Later that day, the judge also brought the rights of the story.
I see this been a great mini series.
I get it.
It's so gritty.
Albert Walker was found guilty in 1998 and received an automatic life sentence for murder.
But in 2000,
In 2007, he was transferred back to Canada, where he faced additional charges of fraud, theft and money laundering, and we'll see out the rest of his days in prison.
Wow, the Rolex murder.
And if you chose inequality watch like a Tissau, this never would have happened.
Yeah, get a Tissow.
I got given a Tissow once?
Put it in the bin.
I said, I don't need your rubbish here.
Yeah, get out of you.
Unless they wanted to give us any kind of sponsorship.
Yeah, I'll retract.
We'll edit that out.
Yeah.
And we'll edit Tissos under all our risk.
Yeah, no problem.
We are for sale.
Ding.
Just in case between now and...
I did the ding, but even if you could put the little light there,
ding, thank you.
Well, we're even willing to create a new character,
like a sort of a marketing logo for Tissau.
In my head, just a bit boring.
Maybe some sort of a superpowered horse
who used to be a man who fucked a horse.
But now...
But now it is a horse.
So maybe it's the son of that man.
Yeah, son of himself.
I was thinking that that was the punishment,
like, you're a man who fucked a horse.
Now you must be a horse.
Yeah.
But that horse, on just above his little hoof,
beautiful Tissot watch.
Beautiful watch.
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I just wanted to clarify that.
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Because they're quite different.
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