Do Go On - Who Knew It with Matt Stewart (with Jess Perkins and Dave Warneke)

Episode Date: October 30, 2022

Who Knew It with Matt Stewart is a new comedy game show podcast hosted by Australian comedian Matt Stewart. This an exclusive episode for Do Go On listeners with guests Jess Perkins and Dave Warneke!Listen/Subscribe to the show: https://shows.acast.com/who-knew-it-with-matt-stewartSupport the show via http://patreon.com/dogoonpod and you can submit questions for the show!See the show live, get tickets via: https://www.mattstewartcomedy.com/Check out Matt's stand up special premiere this Wednesday: Matt Stewart: Live From Stupid Old Studios Theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and Logo by @muzdoodles! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melbourne and Canada, we got exciting news for you. And we should also say this is 2026. Jess, what year is it? 2026. Thank God you're here. Right now, I'm in Melbourne doing my show with Serenji Amarna, 630 each night at the Cooper's Inn Hotel, having so much fun. We'd love to see you there.

Canada, we are visiting you in September this year. If you've somehow missed the news, we are heading up Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal, and Toronto for shows. That's going to be so much fun. Tickets for all this stuff, I believe, are online. And I'm here too. I'm trying to set a scene here. No, love it.

Keep going. To do go on presents. It's a relaxing scene. If you just pause a second, you can hear the fire crackling the background here. What's that sound like? I don't know why I pointed to the fire and asked what it sounds like. There it is. That's exactly the fire fighting in the background.

That's a log falling. Ow, my toe. At your butt. A log falling out of my butt. It just a shout on my toe and it hurt. Matt, come on. No, that was. That was uncouth.

Not in this setting. This is a classy place. This is a class. We've got marshmallows, but we've also got champagne. The marshmallows were imported. From the champagne region. They are not known for their marshmallows. They are not very good.

They're awful. Rock hard. The champagne from the marshmallow region is fantastic. Very sweet. This is Do Go On Presents. We haven't done one of these in a little while, but we like to present another podcast, another piece of media. And alert your eyes and or ears to it. I like to tell you.

About a picture. Yeah. God, I did it last night. Let me describe it as a horse. It's brown. That's sick. Anything in the background or? No, I haven't got there yet.

Yeah, cool. Brown horse. I'm so just imagine that. Now, this is Do Go On Presents. Who knew it with Matt Stewart. Pretty exciting. Normally when we do these Doogon Presents, we just cut a clip in from one of the other shows.

But this time, we're doing it live. This is an exclusive of the newest podcast in the do-go-on media world. Maybe that just the world. I don't know if any podcasts have been invented in the last few months. I don't think so. Un unlikely. None that I've heard of.

No. We would have heard of them. We would have heard of them. I've got a Google Alert for new podcasts. The word podcast. Yeah. My email, I get a billion a day. It is exhausting.

So are you ready to begin? I don't know. Dave, what do you reckon? I'm ready to begin, but I'd also love to know what this show is. for people who've never heard it before. That's what I'm going to do. I do that in the show. That's the beginning.

That's how the show starts. I'm asking if you're ready to do that. I'm ready to do that. You ready to do the intro? Okay, thank goodness. This is a very exciting time. I might even put the music, the theme in. It only goes for eight seconds.

Yeah, go on. Evan Munner-Smith made it. And it is fantastic. Let's do that here then. He did it as like his view. Oh, okay, not there then. We'll do it in the next gap. Do you want to do it here?

Oh, no. It was just the first draft. And I'm like, well, forget any second. drafts. Yeah. Well, let's put that first draft in here. Let's skip to the third draft. Okay. Let's stop mucking around and wasting around time.

I'm having fun. Oh, no, you want to throw to the song? Yeah, cool. Here's the theme song. That's professional. Welcome to Who Knew It with Matt Stewart, the show where the guests write the wrong answers. I'm the titular Matt Stewart, and this week I'm joined by Do Go On's own Jess Perkins.

I'm also joined by Do Go On's Dave Warnocky. Not, no. Yeah, I don't know why. I'm the one who is. was owned by two go on. That's right. And don't you forget it. Okay.

So we made you, get a bit too big for your boots there, kid. Out there thinking you can do other stuff. Yeah, we're taking 30% of everything you make. We are your managers. And a bad little slice of the pie. And your dads.

Yeah. My daddages. I like it. You know, there's momagers. You're my daddages. I didn't know about momages, but I like you. Like Chris Jenner. She's a momager.

Oh, of the Kardashians. Oh, I thought like maybe a McDonald's franchise or something. I think so. Is she a McMomager? She's a McMomager. Anyway. Great to be here. Thanks for having us.

Oh, thanks so much for being here. So we're doing a mini episode of the show to give listeners a little taste. If you like what you're here, you can subscribe to the show. I've already recorded episodes with guests such as Dave Warnocky. Do go on's own. I'm claiming him now. Oh, my God. Jess Perkins.

rented by Dugo on sometimes. Caspage, Zoe B, Nick Mason and Sammy P. And you might be wondering how the show works. Well, it's pretty simple, really. Ask a question and the contestants have to write a convincing fake answer. Then I read their answers as well as the real one, and they guess which one they think is correct. Okay, are we ready to play?

Ready to play. Lock it in. So we're just doing three questions this week. It's a mini version. Normally we do seven. It's about an hour-long episode. This should be about half an hour. Although the amount that I'm over explaining things,

it may still go for the full hour. Let's see. The first question comes from listener, Rachel Johnson from Melbourne. And the question is, what is a psycho pomp? Psycho pomp. What is a psycho pomp?

I have a good one. You, once you've got your answer written, send it my way. That's a good sign. I love when Jess, Well, when Jess is tickled by her own answers. While they're writing their answers or laughing about them, I'll explain how the scoring works.

You get one point if your fake answer is guessed by the other contestant, and another point if you correctly guess the answer. By the way, I'm also playing as the house. I've put in two of my own fake answers for each question, And I get a point for each one of those that our guests choose. So each of us can score up to two points per round. It seems fair, but apparently the probability favors me. The house.

And the house always wins, unless you've listened to previous episodes of the show. And you'll know that that is hardly ever true. Anyway, our questions come from our great Patreon supporters. And if you want to submit a question, sign up on any level via patreon.com slash dugorn pod. And that'll be linked in the show notes. Okay, now let's have a look. Dave's still tippity tapping away. Jess got hers in very quickly. Can you see my ATS yet?

Yes. I was kind of hoping it would be a surprise because that makes you laugh. I'm in. I cannot wait to hear what that mind has come up with. You won't know it's mine. Okay. Your answer. Jess Berkin's here.

My answer is, are you ready? Ready. Okay, Psycho Pump. So, yeah, the question is, what is the definition of the word psychopomp? You have five options. Okay. Okay, just poke her face and poke a laugh. A Norwegian orchestra that reinterprets classical pieces as death metal songs.

That's Jess Perkins right there. A chin strap used to attach large hats to people's heads. A spirit who guides the recently dead to the afterlife. A ceremonial hat often worn while leading a marching band. Or my ex-wife. You look up psychopathing the dictionary. What are you seeing? A picture of my ex-wife.

She took everything. Okay, so I think that the Norwegian one was clearly just as a joke answer. But so I'm going to look in my ex-wife. Can we hear the answers one more time really quickly? Sure can. So you've got a Norwegian orchestra that reinterprets classical pieces as death metal songs. A chin strap used to attach large hats to people's heads. A spirit who guides the recently dead to the afterlife.

A ceremonial hat often worn while leading a marching band or My Ex-Wine. Was there instructions on how to deliver that or have you just nailed it? No, I'm not. Sorry, am I saying that differently to the other? My ex-Wine. Just any theories? I kind of want it to. I don't think it's a chin strap.

I'm going to say it's the Norwegian orchestra. Okay. That's what I'm locking in. Norwegian orchestra. Okay, I'm tossing up between my ex-1. I'm tossing up between the other band one or the other hat one, sorry. The hat one for a marching band? Hat one for a marching band or the afterlife.

fun. Yeah, but I don't know where psycho comes from with afterlife. What does psycho mean? That's a good point. I don't really know. It must mean something, right? What's a psychopath? Well, and then like psychology and psychiatry.

So it's like the, is it etymology of psych? Jesse, looking it up. Oh, well, she's already locked in her answer. Okay. I'm just going to go with. Oh, psych comes from Greek, meaning breath, spirit, soul mind. That's really influenced my answer.

I'm going to go with the marching band. Really? Okay. I'm like, well, normally, you wouldn't allow Jess to basically help that much, but Dave is not accepting the help. I will not. I refuse. Fuck you.

She's made up a Google definition of her own over there. We already know she's good at making up definitions. Yeah, very good at it. She's right in your head now. All right. Here is who wrote the answers. Chin strap used to attach large hats to people's heads. That was Dave Vornike.

That was me. Absolutely. Because you've got a weird shaped head, so you need devices to keep that side. But I have an irregularly shaped chin. So we had my ex-wife. That was written by Jess Perkins. What? Surprise you there, Dave.

Bit of a shock. So you didn't just lock in your own answer of Norwegian. No, I didn't. I thought that was strange. A ceremonial. hat off and worn while leading a marching band. That was the house. No, boo!

You just delivered a point straight and through the front door of the house. Yeah, well, I've also thrown a brick through your window. So, how about that? Up yours house. Well, that brick was attached to a point from Jess Perkins because the Norwegian orchestra was also written by the house. The correct answer was a spirit who guides the recently dead to the afterlife. I really thought you were messing with me there.

Interesting. I did not know where Scyke came from. And it doesn't make a whole lot of sense in the context that we use it in now. Where does Pomp come from? Maybe you'll answer that. Yeah, maybe you'll answer that. I can't remember. I wrote something down a while ago.

Often you've got a little bit of information about it. So I won't do too much research on my own because I'm sure you're going to answer my questions. We're up to question two now. Can we just have a score check? Yeah, quick score check. The house is on two points. Okay. Jess, you're on no points.

Okay. Dave, also on no points. Equal second. That's pretty good. But if we add our scores together, surely we beat the house. That's true. Zero. Multipire them.

Yeah, zero squared. Yeah. Take that house. Damn it. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm going to burn down your house. All right.

So question number two comes from Nathan Bauer from York in the UK. The question is, in Star Wars episode one, the Phantom Manus. I'll take this. A female Yoda can be seen on the Jedi Council. But what is her name? So in Star Wars episode one, the Phantom Maness, there's a female Yoda, which is of course is Yoda with a long hair wig. Yep.

Yep. What is her name? While you're writing your answers out, I can tell people a little bit more about Psycho-Pomp. Classic psychopoms include the Egyptian god Anabas. Anubis, thank you. Or Greek ferryman Charon or Caron. Who we've had on this very show before.

Yeah, what? Or one of our podcast we talked about. Karon. Sharon. Yeah, and we said it wrong then. Sharon. Sharon. We yelled Sharon. Ah, yes. But that's fun. Also, Roman god Mercury and the Norse Valkyries, but they appear in many different cultures in many different guises,

such as anthropomorphic entities, horses, dears, dogs, whip-pore, wheels, ravens, crows, vultures, owls, sparrows and cacus. When seen as birds, they are often seen in huge masses, waiting outside the home of the dying. I've heard of that. You know, I think Sharon. Sharon, I think it's the hippo from Moon Knight. I reckon this is exactly the conversation we had last time.

And then we just yelled Sharon a few times. Sharon. All right, so the answers are in for question number two. In Star Wars episode one, the Phantom Manus, a female Yoda can be seen on the Jedi Council. But what was her name? Oh, fuck. Just thought of a better one. Anyway, keep going.

It's not too late. No, it's fine. We've all thought of better ones. I'll tell you later. Okay, great. All right, here are your five options. Nog stinkly. Yodel whoop.

Yaddle. Yodelina or bar bar bongs. Oh, tough. Nog stinkly. Yodel wop. Yaddle. Yotelina or bar barbobonks. How did you keep a straight face through any of those?

They're all bat shit. First one again? Nog stinkly. Yeah, I don't think it's nog. Stinkly, but it genuinely could be any of the others. It could be, it could be Nog Stinkly, honestly. But I've obviously got an advantage here because for my ninth birthday, I was given a Darth Mall hat.

Okay. At my ninth birthday party. Did you have a psycho pump? Yeah, yeah. Had a psycho pump. But my favorite character was, of course, Nog Stinkly. And I was disappointed when I unwrapped the hat and it had a picture of Darth instead of Nog.

Oh, that is upsetting. And the evil version, Dath Nog Stinkley. Now, that's where it's at. Okay. So Dave's saying you're locking that one in? Oh, no. No. Can you hear them again? Yep. Nog stinkly. Thank you. Yodel. Yaddle. Yaddle. Yotel. Or bar bar bonks.

I'm going to go yaddle. Yaddle for bot. I love Nog stinkly and I love Barba bongs so much. I'm going to say Nog stinkly. Okay, yep. Yeah, it's great. It is good. If it's not right, then it's not right.

Because if we told, like it had been another character, what's this character called? And it shows you a picture of Jar Jar Binks and Matt read that out. We'd all be laughing. Of course. That's the stupidest name of it. I know, which is why Baba Bongs. Bambor Bambon.

Seems to me. Jajai Bongs, Babonks. So you're locking in Nog stinkly. Okay. I want to believe. All right, let's go through the answers. Yodel whoop. That was Dave Warnock.

It's actually pronounced Yodel Woop. Oh no. Sorry. Sorry. That would have changed everything. That would have changed everything. Okay. Do you want to point a pity point for that?

Sure. Don't give a pity point for that. Don't give a pity point? You also said my last answer in a weird intonation. And I didn't get a point for that. No, that's true. I mean, do you want it? It's not how I would have delivered that.

Oh, can I have a pity point? Can we buy that? If we can buy that, a pity point, yeah. But the house will have no pity points. No one pities the house. All right. I'll give you each a pity point. Thank you.

Yota Whip. Sorry, that's how, when I celebrate, that's what I say. And mine would have been my ex-wife. Oh, yeah. Yeah. My ex-wife. And my ex-wife is essentially what he was doing. What's I, I apologize.

Yotelina, that was Jess Perkins. That's funny. But what was the funnier one? Yodalay, he-hoo! Would have been way better. Bar-Bar-Bonks was the house. Boo. Nog stinkly.

Also the house. No, come on. Yaddle was correct. Jess Perkins gets a point. Her name is Yaddle. That was a total guess because they all sounded fucking ridiculous. So plus your pity point, you get two points that round. Yes.

No, your pity point should have been round one. But you are on two points. Two points. Dave, now with a pity point is on one. I feel like that it shouldn't have an asterisk next to it. It should just be a point. But we all know. It's a PPP point.

A Pee point. A Pee. Okay. What's the second paper? It's point, but it's a bit like ATM machine. Right. Yeah. And then I'm one of those people that's like, um, actually.

Yeah, exactly. And that's why you get a pity point. I learned recently that the B and Humphrey B bear stands for bear. Oh, that's good. Humphrey Bear, bear, bear. Bear, bear. That's a bit of fun. All right, so quick score update.

Dave on one pity point with an asterisk next week. Sorry, is that what you asked me to do? Is that what you want? Yes. Yeah, that's exactly right. Great. I want the people to know. Dave, sorry, here we go. Dave, on one very special boy point.

Thank you. That's what I want it to be called. The VSBP. Jess is on two points, both legitimate. But out in front is the house on three points. Nothing legitimate about the house. But we could combine our skills and take down the house. Combine our points?

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. Are you happy to take on my VSBP point? Yeah, but we've got to work together. in the next round. Okay. Okay. So we're up to the final round and on this show we love to finish with a movie synopsis. And this question comes from Harris Daver from the Fortress of the Moles. Oh. In brackets, not that one, the other one. Oh, okay then. Thank God. Oh, few. Might be one of the friendly ones. Yeah, that first one. Not a good place.

So your question is your final question and you each got two points up for grabs. So this is a anyone's game. Yeah, but we're going to work together. So I reckon, Dave, just make it really obvious that it's you writing it. That's right. Movie plot, fake. Fake movie. And then that will narrow down what we're choosing from.

Then we can take on the house. Okay. Dave, you might lose your pity point if you play those. That's outside the screen. Well, it'll be upgraded to a real point. Yeah. So your question is. I'm ready.

A BB point. What is the synopsis of the 1999 film The Straight Story? What is the synopsis of the 1999 film The Straight Story? While you're writing your answers, I'll let the audience know a little bit more about Yaddle. According to Nathan, question writer, after 40 years of history in the Star Wars universe, Yoda is one of the few characters, if not the only character, not to have his species named. It is still one of the big mysteries of the franchise. Dave, is that enough to get you in?

I know you don't love Star Wars as much as you did as a kid. Yeah. Is that the kind of thing to get you back in? The Mystery of Yoda's Species? Yes. Maybe they could do a Disney Plus series dedicated to that. I'm in. I feel like that they have, you know,

they're going to explore every character, aren't they? They're going to just ring that thing completely dry. If not, why not? According to the Star Wars fandom page, Yaddle, a force-sensitive female being of the same species as Grandmaster Yoda and Grogu, was a Jedi master and member of the Jedi High Council during the last years of the Galactic Republic.

She trained a Thispisian Padawan, Opo-Rancis. I mean, you know, sort of, this goes to what we were talking about before, who eventually joined Yadl on the High Council by the time of the invasion of Nabu. In 32B.B.Y, Plagon Jin brought the chosen one Anakin Skywalker to the Jedi Council

on Coruscant. I'm so sorry, Star Wars fans. They are screaming. And I've watched every live action Star Wars thing. I'm watching the current one, Am Berlin, or whatever it's called. It's not that. Oh, fuck.

My apology is only going to offend them more. But I've seen them. I haven't seen the cartoons. We've seen it. But yeah, I'm not good with pronouncing words. It's good because you talk for a living. Yeah. So Quagong Jin brought Anakin Skywalker to Coruscant where he met Yad.

Sorry, what did you call me? Oh dear. And the Jedi elders. After the Battle of Nabu, Yaddle took a less active role in the Jedi orders affairs and was no longer on the High Council by the time of the Clone Wars. Can you tell Dave to hurry up? I've put mine in, but I've asked... Oh, what are you to be tapping away on then?

Maybe what are you tapping away then? because I hit enter before I wanted to. So what? You're just starting again? I don't think I can. Yeah. So then what are you doing? Seeing if I can start again. What are you hacking into the mainframe?

What are you doing over there? Don't worry about it. All the answers are in. Dave was not able to get into the mainframe yet. Like just before, you have to stick with your first answer here. Yeah. You can't change it to Yotelahee. Damn.

But Matt did say you did have a chance to change it. You just decided not to. I just started laughing again thinking about my ex-wife. My ex-wife. It's funny. That's good stuff. All right. Here are your five possible answers for the synopsis of the 1999 film, The Straight Story.

Here we go. A slow TV movie following a journey from Adelaide to Darwin as the crow flies. A man in his seat. 70s goes on a road trip from Iowa to Wisconsin to see he's a strange brother using only his ride on mower. A disgraced PI and no-nonsense journalist team up to investigate the murder of a nightclub singer. They have to sift through the lies and muck in order to get the straight story.

In brackets, the story. Do they say that in the movie? I hope so. I'm just trying to get to the straight story here. A wink. At the height of the Y2K crisis, Dr. Chris Carter yells out, Hey, Dave, that's not a real movie synapsis. That's my ex-wife.

What was it, the doctor's name? Chris Carter. Wow, from the X-Files. Incredible. Yeah, I guess, yeah. So it was sort of based on true story. That's not my useful. Okay.

I mean, we're trying to show the listeners how this show works. And I think someone here isn't taking it that seriously. I'm trying very hard. So, Dave, lift your game, please. It's a little bit embarrassing that you're saying that someone's not taking it seriously. They are beating me. Two to one. Wait, what do you mean?

The house isn't taking it seriously. Well, that's very inappropriate. Finally, six boys are arrested for stealing the class cat, each with their own version of events. Can the cops ever get to the bottom? the straight story. Do I say that to the camera? These all sound so good.

Love them all. I'd watch them all. Yeah. Can we hear them one more time really quickly, Matt? When I get back to Hollywood, sit behind my desk. Yeah. If I see any of these scripts land there, I'm green lighting them. Straight up.

Right. All right. So here are the options. Straight story up. Yes. A slow TV movie following a journey from Adelaide to Darwin as the crow flies. No. Potentially early for a, I don't know when a slow.

TV came. What movie? What are you this coming out? 99. A man in his 70s goes on a road trip from Iowa to Wisconsin to see his estranged brother using only his ride on Moa. A disgraced PI and a no-nonsense journalist team up to investigate the murder of a nightclub singer.

They have to sift through the lies and the mark in order to get the straight story, in brackets the story straight. At the heart of the Y2K crisis, Dr. Chris Carter yells out, Hey Dave, that's not the real movie synaptis. That's my ex-wife.

That sounds compelling. Y2K, that was very relevant in 1999. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Or six boys are arrested for stealing the class cat, each with their own version of events. Can the cops ever get at the bottom of the straight story? So, Dave, I'm obviously pretty disappointed in you in that I said, let's work together.

And then you did nothing to help. me. It's pretty obvious which one's mine. I don't think it is because they all sound dumb. Also, if you're trying to, if you were trying to rig it, you'd want to be, you wouldn't, you'd want to guess the other persons, right? Why? Oh, to give him a point.

Yeah. Not, oh yeah, but I'm, I have the best chance of beating the house. Yes, right. So, yeah, for you to get maximum points, you got to get the right answer and you got, you want Dave to pick yours. Sorry, Jess, I am a lone wolf. All right. And I'm playing the team.

Have fun then. Sorry, I've just turned you guys against each other. Have you? I guess we'll never get to the bottom of the straight story. The hunter has become the prey. Dave, what do you think? Do you want to talk us through the board here? Talking through the board, I wish I could.

That's what I always say. Wish I could. First one, I feel like, yeah, a little bit early for Slow TV, maybe. The ride on mower, that's really, that's got my attention. Yeah. As does my ex-wife. She's got your attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She will not stop calling. and I will not stop not answering. And then we had the two that reference the name of the movie. Yeah, the two that referenced the movie. Which I know you and I are big fans of. I love when they do that. Jess, you're a fan of that? Love it.

And they do it even when they do it in the IMDB plot. That's the PI thing. That sounds like it could be a movie. You know? Disgraced PI and no nonsense journalist. I mean, that's, I'm loving it early. Who are we casting in that? I'm going to go the Moa.

Rada Moa. Right on Moa for Dave. Straight story. I want it to do right on Mueller. You can. There's no reason why you can. Maybe I'll do the journalist and the PI. So one of the ones that references the movie title?

Yeah. Because if you get, if you guess one, yep, it's up to you. What? If I what? Well, if you, you know, it's just up to you. Just try and pick the right one. I, but like I tried. I'll read it out again.

And if you want to get it still, lock it in. A disgrace PI and no nonsense journalists team up to investigate the murder of a nightclub singer. Yeah. They have to sift through the lies and the muck. Yeah. In order to get dot, dot, dot, dot, the straight story. In brackets, the story straight.

Yep, that's what I'm going with. Okay. Why are you laughing? I don't know. All right. Well, then which one do you think I should pick? They had me until the brackets. All right.

Let's. Does IMDB do that? Well, no, these aren't necessarily from IMDB. Me and the house, we, uh... You watch the movie. We rewrite. We, you know, we, we write. it in our own words basically.

All right. So here are who wrote the answers. The story about the cats, that was Dave Vornike. There was one about cats? Yeah, six, six students. Take the class cat. I think I believe that one as well until the, can the cops ever get to the bottom of the straight story?

It doesn't make any sense. Neither does the title of the movie at all. How could it make sense? How could it make sense for any of these? At the heart of the Y2K crisis, Dr. Chris Cardi yells out, Hey, Dave, that's not a real movie synopsis. That's my ex-wife. That was Jess Perkins.

What? Yeah, that Dave in it was for you specifically. Holy fuck. I thought about writing Dave Warnocky, but I thought, no, he'll get it. I did not get that. Wow. There's a lot of Dave's out there. You've got to be specific.

That's true. There's a lot of Dave Warnikies out there. I'm not going to assume it's me. But my date of birth in brackets. And my pin them. Yeah. Would you know? A slow TV movie following a journey from Adelaide to Darwin as a crow flies.

That was the house. Boo. As was a disgraced PI, no-nonsense journalist teaming up to investigate. That was also the house, meaning the correct answer was a man in his 70s, goes on a road trip from Iowa to Wisconsin to see his estranged brother using only his ride-on mower. Yeah, it's a biograph, famousuteur, surprisingly. David Lynch. Oh, really?

There you go. I'll read a quick review synopsis in a second. His movies are famously difficult to write down what is going on. So the score update is Jess on two points, Dave on two points. But out in front, it's the house on four points. Wow. But if we combine our scores, we equal the house. Yeah, scores level.

You said not moments ago, I'm a lone wolf. No, no, no. Fuck off, lone wolf. You misinterpreted my tone. When I say a lone wolf, that means I love being with you. No, you don't. No, fuck off.

What? Do you keep your two measly little points? One of a bitch was a pity point. Can I just say, if the house would team up with me right now, we would crush Jess Perkins. Are you willing to do it at house? Will you take me in? I mean, I've already given you a pity point.

Leave it on the freaking porch. Oh, go let me in. No. I want a win. Stay outside, you dog. Fuck. Can we do the next four questions as usual? I reckon I'm getting the hang of this.

Well, that's the thing. Three questions isn't enough. This is a little taster. But, yeah, the other episodes, episode one you were both on, and that one went down with a wire from memory. Great fun. I really enjoy making this show.

And Dave and I are going to be doing some live ones in the UK in, you know, just a couple of weeks. Yeah, coming up in November, we're going over for some podcasts, some of which are who knew with Matt Stewart, some of which are my other show, book cheat. And then we're going to do some stand-up at each show. So each show, two shows with the price of one.

Oh, my God, such great value. The standard would be the same each time. Some people like Gary J. from the UK are going to be reciting along. They'll know it. Actually, because of that, Gary, I'm going to do six brand-new shows. New material every night. It's not going to be good. No, and this is Gary J's fault.

Okay, fair. I just want everyone to know that. Yeah, go to the first show. That'll be Dave doing the best he's got. see us in Birmingham and it will get progressively worse in Glasgow, Leeds, Manchester, Bristol and then London will be an absolute train wreck. If you're not in the UK, you can see my stand up on the Shibodil channel. Now there's an hour of comedy up there that just went up this week.

Please check it out. Like and comment and subscribe. Now, the film A Straight Story has got a 95% approval rate on Rotten Tomatoes. Scott Tobias of A.V. Club wrote, with his sweet lyrical masterpiece, David Lynch frees himself from the heavy irony and noir affectations of his last few films, discovering the pure mythical slice of Americana previously confined to Agent Cooper's coffee and donuts in Twin Peaks. That sounds good. Scott Tobor's loved it.

All right. Yeah, so where can people find you too? Yeah, but you can find us on the Dugo One podcast, which you're listening to right now. And I don't know, Instagram. Like, you, it's the, it's the 2022. Freckin Google me. Please. Please, for the love of God.

And Dave's the same. You can also Google him. Absolutely. I'd love to be Googled. I love to Google. Thanks so much for listening. Please check out the rest of the show. There's some great episodes up there.

And as it's a new show, all your support would be fantastically appreciated. Give us a review if you want, five stars ideally. At the minimum. What's it out of? Five. I don't think that's the minimum. What do you mean? Anyway.

Yeah, so I'm saying, like, if you're thinking, I'll give him a four star, fuck off. Shove that four star up your ass. And find another star up there. Find another star. It's five or nothing. That's all I'm saying. God, you two are very literal, aren't you?

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