Donnell - Ashy Birthday

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

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One thing I would say about my dad, out of all the kids he had, it was his business for all of us to know each other. That's beautiful. It wasn't beautiful, he was protecting me because I was fucking. The Donnell Rawlins Show live in your face. Fuck out, bitch-ass nigga. You'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. What are we doing?

Are we starting the show? That's right. Some of you guys are tuning in to the Don Air Roller Show. This is the fifth episode since we came out of hiatus. And we're off to a strong start. Shout out to Alex. Shout out to the fans. Shout out to everybody that made this production possible.

Y'all hear this voice right now? This is the Don Air Roller Show sexy voice. And I'm so sexy today because it's my birthday. Let's do it together. Can I get a clap? Hey, where's my man out of the deck? Hey, where's my man? Hey, ain't nobody out of the deck.

Keep me clapping. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. And I'm ashy. And I'm classy. And I'm raspy. But the bitches know I keep it ashy. Let's go for your birthday. It's your birthday. And I'm ashy. And I'm classy. And I'm raspy.

But the bitches know I keep it ashy. Let's go for the birthday. One time for the birthday boy. One time to the birthday nigga. Trigger. Get the bigger. The wigger. One time for the birthday boy.

Two times for the birthday boy. One time for the birthday joy. One time for the birthday boy. Come on for the birthday joy. One time for the birthday boy. Come on. This is my birthday. You threw a party for me and guess what? Nobody's at my motherfucking party. You see the deck?

There's nobody out there. Where they at? Come on, give us that beat, son. Where they at? Come on, give us that beat. Where they at? Where they at? Say it again.

Where they at? Where they at? They're not here. Where they at? But they're here. I got a party. Come on, give us that beat. That's right. Say it again. They're not here. I got a party. Nobody's here. They're jolly and hearty. I don't give a fuck because I'm still going to party. It's my birthday and the nigga getting old.

I told the niggas you never sold out. Man, my bars is too hot. Fuck T.I.L. Usher, let's go. One time for the birthday boy. Time for the let's go one time for the birthday boy time for the birthday boy three times for the birthday boy four times for the birthday one time for the birthday two times for the birthday boy four times for the birthday

boys. Four times. Y'all, let's go. For the birthday boys. One time for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy. Three times for the birthday boy. Four times birthday boy.

Five times for the birthday boy. Six times for the birthday boy. Seven times for the birthday boys. Five times for their birthday boys. Six times for their birthday boys. Seven times for their birthday boys. Eight times for their birthday boys. One time for their birthday boys. Two times for their birthday boys. Three times for their birthday boys. Four times for their birthday boys.

How many times? 20 times. 20 times. Or 57. Yo, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What the fuck are you talking about? You're 57, right?

Yo, what the fuck are you talking about, yo? What the fuck are you talking about, yo? What the fuck do you mean 57, son? I don't know. 57? 57? 57 is a very horrible age. It's not a horrible age for you, 57-year-old nigga.

I'm just saying, just call a nigga 57. You say, wait, what is your 57? No. 57 means I live in Florida, nigga. I got flip-flops with prairie shorts. Go down on boats on Sundays. Not 57. So what are you trying to say?

I look 57. You know, Donnell. No, you look good. You look good. And I like when you put the mascara on your beard. I don't put no mascara on my beard. Yes, you do. Where the fuck I got...

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Yo, 40. 40. 40. We'll do that, son. No talk, son. Yo, look at all them trucks up.

You know he be doing that. Yo, 40. We'll do none of that, boy. 40. What'll do that, son. No talk, son. Yo, look at all them little fuckers up. You know he be doing that. Yo, 40. We'll do none of that, boy. 40. What'd I say? I said I ain't trying to trick these bitches. Don't I always say that, 40?

Yeah, you do keep it real, son. Yeah. Yo, Beijing 59. Yo, Beijing, if you catch me with Beijing, it's because I'm doing a movie role. I don't give a fuck

about having an old face. Okay. You know what I am equivalent to? Who? Samuel L. Jackson. That nigga looked the same age for like 80 years. Oh, that's true.

You don't never know a young Sam Jackson. Oh, that's true. Coming to America, he looked the same. It was going. Yeah, yeah, it was going. It was going. It was right here. It was like me during the pandemic. I love that time. You were so free and you didn't give a fuck.

I didn't give a fuck. I still don't give a fuck. You give a fuck a little bit. Nope. No. A little bit. I don't. I saw you put on lotion today.

You oiled up. You put on Umi. Okay, I'm going to tell you. Let me explain this. You said I put on lotion. Right? First off, how I put on lotion. I didn't put on lotion like a nigga to give a fuck.

I put on lotion like a nigga to need to use some of this shit. I didn't take my shirt off, nigga. I didn't do my knees. I didn't do my thigh muscles. I didn't do none of that. And for all you motherfuckers out there that fuck with lotion, I don't give a fuck what you say. Nigga, real niggas just lotion the part you can see. Fuck all that. Why you don't put a fuck what you say. Real niggas just lotion the part you can see. Fuck all that.

Why you don't put lotion on your inner thigh? I don't play no fucker tonight. We do the same thing women do. Yo, we do the same thing. You ever did that? No, I lotion my entire body. No, have you ever not done something because you say, I'm not fucking with you? Oh, yeah, like shaving. I'm just like not doing it.

Oh, so you fucking white dude? Diggas don't care about no force. You think? No, you don't give a fuck? What? About hair? Yeah. Nah.

Let me tell you. It's an age thing. It's not an age thing. It's who you smash and thing. Nah. I use, let me tell you. It's an age thing. It's not an age thing. It's who you smash and thing. Okay. Right? So black, you're saying black men

don't care normally. I'm not saying that. I'm saying who you smashing. That's what I'm saying. What does that mean? Like you almost, I know this sounds wrong and I know I'm gonna get,

I'm gonna get tore up by the newbie queen bitches. But like, usually for the most part, I know this sounds wrong, and I know I'm going to get tore up by the newbie queen bitches, but usually, for the most part, African-American queens keep a little lawn. But I feel like most older women, most older black women do. What, lawns? Yeah, they keep that. Yeah.

But my generation- You heard that? You heard that? We got a no out here from a sister. What, lawns? Yeah, they keep that. Yeah. But like my generation. You heard that? You heard that? We got a no out here from a sister. What? No. Lily. Okay, if you're just tuning in right now, it's my birthday. Javanta threw me a party. It's only two motherfuckers. What I respect about them, they're all family. You can't lose me. You got your family at your show.

Welcome to the center stage. My sister has an opinion of what you just said. And you are of the opinion that older women do not or do. Older black women.

Yeah, they have a little bush. A little bit. Am I right, Lily? Am I wrong? That's a little bit wrong. Okay. No. i wrong a little bit wrong okay no uh we don't do that we older women like to be all the way organized in that area grown first of all i don't want to hear this coming my sister man i don't want to hear about you get brazilian waxes and all that type so is it a certain type of woman that keeps down there? No, I think it's a regional thing. Like Midwest, they're going to have a mini bush.

Midwest? Them Buckeye bitches, they're going to keep a little bush. I'm telling you. Yeah, them Buckeye bitches. Them Ohio bitches, they're going to keep a little bush. They're going to keep a little bush. But when you start bitching out, like San Francisco, them bitches, they shave everything.

New York, they shave everything. have you ever got waxed? Oklahoma got pics in they shit have I ever what? shaved? gotten waxed it's the worst feeling in the world have I ever waxed? yeah I'm saying anywhere like any hair not necessarily down there I'm just saying

I'm a real nigga it's the worst feeling in the world I'm saying anywhere, like any hair, not necessarily down there. I'm just saying. I'm a real nigga. I'm a real nigga. Okay. It's the worst feeling in the world. Lily, do you wax? First off, get off my sister pussy, all right? Enough is enough. She's grown.

She's grown, but I'm still. I think that when you first do it, it is a little like shocking, but it's quite liberating. So, you know, it's kind of like your eyebrows. You just take one, two like shocking, but it's quite liberating. So, you know, it's kind of like your eyebrows. You just take one, two, three, and it's over with. The only time I did it, when I used to do radio, I used to do before the Breakfast Club, probably one or five

was me and Egypt, and we had a contest or a bet and I had to get shaved on I mean, not shaved, waxed on air. And I took it on the arm, right mean, not shaved, wax on here. And I took it from the armpit. From the armpit? Right? Did you cry?

I didn't cry. It was like a, ah! But the worst shit was the feeling the next two days. I'm like, women walk around with their pussy feeling like this. I was like, oh, it felt like I had a pussy up under my armpit. I didn't want no parts of that shit. I was like, I'm not doing this shit no more. Did it, lost the bet, and done.

Okay, Javanta. Yeah. We've been knowing each other how long? 14, 15 years. So we've done so many birthdays. We have. Right. And you always say, oh, I want to throw your party, right? Yeah. And the thing about it, this is what I'm not upset

about, but I've been to every one of your birthday functions um absolutely not don't know donnell misses my birthday every single year every year no i think the one time when i was in hawaii that was the one time you remember my birthday yeah because i'd be forgetting. I know. If we're on Facebook, nigga, guess how I remember birthdays. My sister on that deck right now, on that deck. Y'all, I said deck, not dick. My sister, she is the birthday bitch.

She be like, don't forget. It's Michelle's birthday. Don't forget it's Charles' birthday. You don't understand. My father had so many kids. This bitch be saying this all year. Don't forget, don't forget. I was like, how the fuck this nigga got... I forgot how many kids my father had.

But she always... Everybody has that person in the family. Yeah, always remind you. Don't forget it's auntie so-and-so birthday. But then people know when you forgot. Yeah. You hit them like at like 930. Yeah. I always know when you forget. I'm like damn. You know how you know

when I'm going to forget? Because I always forget and every time I forget I feel bad. So what you should do is tell my sister your birthday and then she'll remind you. Ah yeah. No I think Lily you wished me a happy birthday birthday I did indeed you just forgot to tell him

I know now him is that my pronoun? I hope so he him they I'm so pronouned out I just want to use nigga nigga nigga what's a nigga

a nigga that's gay. A real nigga that's gay. You know, nigga, that's my nigga. Nigga the fuck is you niggas talking about? About to beat the shit out of that nigga. Nigga. It's like on dice. When you negate that shit, get that shit out of what the fuck this is

what it is and you threw a birthday party for me and thank you for everybody that started listening to this podcast again we were on a hiatus alex is a perfectionist he's telling me we need a different workflow we need to get more people to listen to the podcast these numbers don't make any sense you should be getting at least 50 000 downloads an episode i'm like motherfucker i quit i quit this is the comeback nigga this is george foreman at 47 we're gonna get there we're gonna get there you know and i'm like so the people that are tuning in right now like like, where you been? We're back.

Thank you. And we're back. And we think we're celebrating. We're definitely celebrating. Yeah. You think it's a celebration? Look at all of us that's here. It's one.

It's two people here, sir. Two. I got more balloons. Charles is here too, sir. Where's Chuckie? I got, I got, I got more balloons than I got niggas at my monthly birthday show. I got more.

Do you know that's the worst? If you want to fuck a kid up, and I've heard of these parties. This is why parents, this is why it's so important when you have play dates. There's a group of people when you have play dates, there's a group of people, when you have young kids, it's like the birthday squad. You know what I'm saying? It's like you fuck with certain people, Alice, because they the birthday squad.

You don't want to fuck with them. You can't stand them. But you know when birthday come, I'm going to need every kid i know yeah and it's hard for me to get a birthday squad because i'm so old yeah i invite my niggas kids to my birthday them niggas bring a hennessy lots edibles weed and everything so you become a part of this birthday community. Am I losing y'all? No. You're a part of that birthday community.

I'm always happy to celebrate it with you. That didn't sound happy at all. These niggas have been following our podcast for a while. I said, yo, if you happy, won't you drop a poster? Turn around. If he really the birthday boy, nigga. Do you deserve a twerk? Do I deserve a twerk?

Were you a nice boy this year? Okay, first off, if you... Oh, if you asked me if I was a nice... Were you naughty or nice? If you asked me... Naughty or nice? Do I deserve a twerk? Was I a good boy this year? I deserve a whole year of twerks.

Okay. I was an amazing boy this year. Good. Yes. Good. What? Question. What does a nigga have to do to get a twerk?

Well, depends on the type of twerk. You want a birthday twerk? Twerk. I want a twerk, bitch. Birthday, okay, tell me, birthday twerk. Y'all listen, for people that have just tuned in right now, this is Donnie Rollins' show, this is his birthday show, and we're talking about what type of twerks, right?

Get you what? I think, yeah, there's a birthday twerk, there's a, I guess there is a church twerk, like a happy twerk. A church twerk. This's a birthday twerk. There's a, I guess there's a church twerk, like a happy twerk. A church twerk. This is a church twerk. It's like this, like this. That's a church twerk. Amen.

Amen to that. If that's a twerk, okay, what's a devil twerk? Devil twerk. That's for later. That's for later? That's for the Donna Rollins uncut you know what's so funny

cause people like this oh she she disrespected the church and all that yo I ain't disrespect the church no I'm just saying cause when you say

church twerk you be like people think oh but those are the same people at the club the night before let me tell you you wanna get this is gonna be

I'm gonna probably probably people gonna be upset if you want to really get your brains fucked out go to church i call them cbs what is a cb church bitch yo yo i'm just i'm just saying you can't say that i don't think you can say that that's like yo church okay y'all know like literally the worst dating advice i've ever heard you know why you know why alex because you don't want the real let's let me tell you something If you want to get church bitches, we'll fucking tear you down in the name of God. I had a church bitch one time.

I had a church bitch one time. And you went with her to church? No, but she used to have like, she had the whole church outfit. What's the church outfit? It's like the dress and then the stockings match. Stockings. I said stockings.

The stockings match the same as, and they'd be like this. With their Bible and shit. They'd be like this with their Bible. I had this church bitch. She was fire. She was like, yo, she did everything but curse. That's terrible. No, that was great.

I was like, see it. And she would say it. And then she'd put her arm in the air like the Lord. Like the Lord. Like the dude. I'm telling you. And I know some women that listen to this podcast right now like, he ain't never lied.

Them joints go hard. Them church bitches go hard. When's the last time you've been in church? As he sips tequila. It's my birthday. Oh, no.

In a church or to church? Both. In a church, it's unfortunate, but it's been a lot of funerals. Oh, yeah, okay. It was Charlie Murphy funeral. And I remember that. That was a sad day. And, man, Dave was beside each other.

And we was asking the same question. When was the last time you've been to church? And then Dave looked at me and he said, man, I don't know what to say. And I said, whatever you say, it's going to be what you said.

Deep. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's deep because I'm Sagittarius. That was like Jay-Z-ish deep. Was that like a bars? Could I drop something?

Whatever you said, whatever you say, it's is gonna be what you said yeah but as far as going to like a whole go through listen to the songs and shit yo i'm going to church man i'm gonna do them songs i don't know none of the words yeah i'll be like just wrap it up wrap it up but I haven't been like that what's your plan for the rest of this well I guess

your new year's resolution I don't have a new year's resolution the reason why this is why I'm against new year resolutions why? because this feels like it's your last savior like my last straw I'm gonna start this the reason why i don't

believe in new year resolutions because i go hard throughout the whole year where i'm just running through new years i don't know there's no break it's no it's no break it's no it's no situation like oh man and when this day comes i'm gonna because i'm already running i guess a better question would be now that you're turning of a certain age, what's the plan? What the fuck does of a certain age mean? Why you keep talking about of a certain age? Just saying, there has to be a new plan, a shift in the way you approach life. The reason why there's no shift, because I felt young for so long.

And to this day, I feel young. It takes a certain situation for me to realize how old I am. Because then I would act like I don't know. What's a certain situation? When I pop my knee, try to double the eight-foot rim. I was like, yeah, nigga, you 40 plus gang. Pop my shit. But I just, I feel, everybody like, you need to grow up, you need to grow up.

For what? You don't have to act like a child, but you can have like youthful energy. You can have a spark. I'll give you an example. Gina, people that have been following me on my Instagram, whatever, Gina, singing Gina, punk ass, old head ass teacher trying to fuck everybody.

When I met her, she and her mother was going through a very, very trying time in their life. She lost two brothers. Her mother lost two sons. It was to the point, like, they didn't know what direction their life was going to take, what was going to motivate them, what was going to inspire them,

what was going to do anything for them. In some kind of way, I got connected to her on social media, and I got to know her mother media and I got to know her mother and I got to know her. And a spark happened. A spark. Between y'all two. Between us. Everybody, Gina think

Gina think I'm trying to fuck her mother. So you're not? On the record, you're not? Yo, listen. Gina say he want geriatric pussy that's what she said no i don't want to fuck her mother and i i don't want to fuck her mother never thought about it but the energy that we have is so fucking powerful. Oh, that's amazing. Because, and I know this is a woman that has been through things, has seen life.

She was married to Sam Fletcher, who was a hip hop, not a hip hop, a jazz legend in like the 50s, Tina Turner was young and all that. And she'd been through all that, had that life, and she felt like, she was like, what the fuck? She met me,

and she got a spark. Like, gets excited when she see me. Gina be hating and shit. I'm like, if you could create that, and even her mother when you see her happiness she seems so much younger

you know I think that's how you that's the key oh yeah why don't we say happiness happiness is a youthful energy and it keeps you young yeah glow oh you got people.

We got guests. See? Yay. I don't know if this is our guests, but... Oh, no. Wait a minute. Yo, really? Nobody really coming to my party, son?

Did Chucky come or no? Yes, he's here. Where he at? You see him? Oh oh I see a shadow you up in the mic you said you wanted to be on my podcast nigga you on my podcast that's what you told me

yo yo you said you said you wanted to be on my motherfucking podcast because you wanted you wanted to be on my motherfucking podcast. Because you wanted to let the world know something. This is my brother, older brother Chucky. You've heard me talk about him on The Breakfast Club,

Charlemagne Tha God. He was a fan of Charlemagne Tha God. He's not a fan of Charlemagne Tha God. He live his life, he live his truth. And this is my older brother. And he's on my podcast. And I had an incident a while back where I got triggered by something Lil Nas did. And what Lil Nas did was he portrayed himself as, I'm going to be treading waters with this, as a woman that was going to birth a baby.

Yes. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Right? And so my son being a fan of Lil Nas from his old-time road days, I got triggered. I was like, yo, what does this mean? What the fuck am I going to tell my son? And with that, Lil Nas and his community came for me.

They came from me. They came from me. And everyone that knows me knows that my older brother is gay, right? And anytime I make a comment that has anything to do with the LBG community or anything that would affect his life or affect my life or how somebody thinks, I'll consult with him first, right? And normally he'd be like, nigga, go harder. Yeah. Right?

In this particular situation. Yo. Yo. Normally it'd be like the nigga told me one time. First time I think, the first time you ever see me tell jokes. He said, he said to me, he said, Donnie, I know you be concerned about what people gonna think

or whatever, he said, but as a comedian, as my brother, he said, nigga, next time, go harder. Me being a funny comedian I am, I said, nigga, I know you know going harder. But he was telling me to be myself. But in this particular incident,

and I was like, yeah, I got to talk to Chucky. I got to get my gay facts right. I got to fact check. Chucky. And he told me, this is what he said. He said, I felt some type of way. Type of way means a lot. Yeah.

Type of way means I respect you. That's loaded. It's loaded. Some type of way means a lot yeah type of way means i respect you that's loaded some type of way like after further investigation after i did everything to be clear and i thought about this side of it i thought about that side of it and with that said i felt some type of way do you remember what you felt some type of way. Do you remember what you felt some type of way about? I don't know. It was about some type of way. It was... Come to the mic.

Come to the mic? Yes, please. I know you ain't got no problem coming to the mic. You got another guest in the house, Sam. Where's Sam? Hey. What are you talking about? I'm talking about brother. Give it up for the white guy with the house, Sam. We're at Samson. We talking now. I'm talking about brother.

Give it up for the white guy with the Crenshaw hoodie. We know you keep it real, son. But Chucky was trying to explain why he felt some type of way. Right. Go ahead, Chucky. Why? Why did you feel some type of way? Because I felt it was an ignorant statement.

Your brother ignorant? No, his it was an ignorant statement. That was really hard. Your brother ignorant? No, his statement was ignorant. Right. And so you don't have to be an ignorant person to make an ignorant statement. You just make an ignorant statement. Right. The whole thing, how you explain it, I don't know how you're going to explain Santa Claus to him.

It's not real. Right. Not that that was it. So that's when I told him, you're not homophobic, but you are homo-ignorant. No, you didn't say ignorant, you said ignorant. You put the watch,

you washed that shit up. You said homo-ignorant. And I was so proud to be, yo, this is what I was excited about. I was like, yeah, I told you. My brother just told me, nigga. My brother just told me I ain't homophobic nigga bitch niggas I'm homo ignorant I was so proud

to be ignorant cause ignorant let me explain that ignorant is a state of not knowing is that correct you know and when you said that it made a lot of sense to me because this is what he said he said I want to do your podcast right

I was like why you want to do my podcast he said I want the world to know and I said you want the world to know you gay he said no I want the world to know that my brother's not homophobic he's homo ignorant I've never been so proud to be ignorant and then he lost my son ignorance. And then he

lost my son. All right. All right. I was just saying. I was just saying. I was just saying. He lost

my son. I can't even talk about it. My brother lost my son. What happened? I can't even talk about it. What I'm just saying, my brother lost my son over turkey leg. Turkey? Say it ain't so. How do you lose someone's son when they're there? That's right.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, just tuned in right now. That's my brother, Charles, who says he felt some type of way. I too felt some type of way. When I look back, and I didn't see my motherfucking son. You lost my son, son.

So he was eating a turkey leg? Okay, I don't even want to talk about this. Can somebody tell me the story, please? No, I can't. Chucky, don't tell the story. Please, Chucky, tell us. No, Chucky. Because I know your side is the right side.

Chucky, there's money involved. There's money involved. Chucky. Chucky, there's money involved. I did money involved. Chucky, there's money involved. I did not lose him. Okay, Chucky, we can't talk about this because this is going to be the big part of something big. We got the money, Chucky.

Oh, okay. Let's give him a cliffhanger. Do a cliffhanger. All right. But you said, and it didn't make me homophobic. It made me homo ignorant. And you said something, too, that kind of offended you. You said something like when people say whatever lifestyle you choose.

And when I said that, you rebuttaled with something about when people think it's a lifestyle that you choose. What was that? Well, it's not a lifestyle you choose. You don't choose. It is who you are. So it's not a choice. So when folks say, that's a lifestyle you support, that lifestyle choice is not a choice.

It is who you are. Just like you don't choose to be straight. So what do you say about ignorant people that don't know that? What do you say? What do you say to ignorant people that don't know that? Do you explain it to them or you just say you stupid? I'm not going to explain nothing to

nobody about nothing. Except for my brother because that's different. I'm just going with it and I want to address my brother with him. But the other folk, I just, some people want to try to hold that conversation. If I have time, if you're meaningful to me, I will. But just in general, no, I'm not about to start standing on the corner

or going on a podcast. You on the podcast, nigga! No, I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here, too, because it is my birthday. And I have a very extended family. And my sister, Linda, is here. She came through. And then Heather from Yellow Springs, who's like Dave Chappelle's right-hand woman,

she organized this party. She was like, I got surprises for you. And I was like, you can't surprise me. And the reason why she can't surprise me is because all these motherfuckers talk too much. Yo, they was trying to surprise me with shit. Charles called me today, nigga, FaceTime. Pick up the FaceTime. I was like, yeah, but I'm with a group of people

that I just want you to be cautious of the words that you choose to talk. I sent that nigga straight to face voicemail, nigga. I went, nah, that blue. I was like, fuck that blue. Blue. Blue. Blue.

I was like, yeah, blue, right there. I texted him. I said, nigga, be easy, nigga. He said, OK, but FaceTime now. And these no secret party having ass niggas. First thing I see her, I said, nigga, be easy, nigga. She said, OK, but FaceTime now. And these no secret party having ass niggas. First thing I see her, I was like just, oh, shit. And then my Ohio crew came. 40 came.

And then we went to, shout out to Jose at THC, because we got a very, very dope function we're going to have. Not going to have. When this airs, this is the first thing we're doing. And then we're going to go there. And then the River Ninja came.

Hello? Hello? There's a show going on. Is that a bug eye, bitch? Hello? There's a show going on is that a bug eye bitch hello there's a show going on oh so finally you decided to come to

Donnell's 57th birthday party 60th and are you ready oh see see see that's right if you have just tuned in that's Heather we call her Heather Wood cause she used to run the truck rallies at Enid.

Now she's flying private all around the world. She finally had time to hang out with some real ones. What did y'all bring? Casamigos. Okay, wait a minute. Yo, son, y'all missed the beginning of this shit. Son, can I get that beat? Since y'all late.

Can I get a drink? It's my birthday. Yeah, we got you. All right. Who else is there? We got Ted my birthday. Yeah, we got you. All right. Who else is there? We got Ted. We got Meg. We got Beth.

We got Elizabeth. Hey! Hey! We got the... That's right. To feel... Oops. Maybe he doesn't need another drink.

Why don't you give me an introduction? Since they don't... Are they ready to spit back down? Hey! Can y'all hear? Put your thumbs up if you can hear that. Heather, put your thumbs up if you can hear that. Beth, put your thumb up if you can hear that.

Ted, put your thumbs up if you can hear that. Meg, put your thumbs up if you can hear that. Javanta, shut the fuck up. Here we go. Let's go now. One time for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy. Three times for the birthday boy.

Throw it up for the birthday boy. One time for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy. Three times for the birthday boy. Throw it up for the birthday boy. Who's out there? Who's out on the deck? Samson.

Samson, I know you got it Samson, Samson, come on son Yo, we gonna kick the flow It's Donnell's birthday just so you know He's a 21 year old Born again Christian man Yo, what's the plan? He's got a lot coming out

He likes to have sex, look for him on Netflix He's gonna flex The River out. Yeah. He likes to have sex. Look for him on Netflix. What? He's going to flex. The River Ninja going to make it happen in you. Going to tell you why. What? Because Donnell is the one that is fly. Bitch.

Huh. This is his year. If you want to cry, now is the time to tear. Tear, bitch. Because it's happening. The fire's taking off. Blazing. It's rapping.

What? For Donnell's birthday. Gonna kick it. Yeah, Samson. Okay. Hey. One time for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy.

Three times. Three times for the birthday boy. Going up for the birthday boy. Hey. Hey. One time for the birthday boy. Ow. Two times for the birthday boy.

Ow. Three times for the birthday boy. Ow. Three times for the birthday boy. Ow. Two times for the birthday boy. Hey, hey, hey. Nobody want to get the mic? Y'all done? Hey, hey.

Y'all done? What? What? Two? Oh, OK. Two more 40. Fuck that, nigga. We doing that.

Where my drink at? Blah, blah. What happened, nigga? Oh, my god. Hey, Ted. Ted. Ted. Ted.

Hey. Ted. Mad River, Ted, Ted River. Hey, we differ. We don't give a fuck. We don't sliver. Y'all quiver. We remember. I don't know what the words to rhyme. Yes.

O-H-I-O. Y'all know what to know. This is how we do it. One time for the birthday boy it One time for the birthday boy Ah One time for the Day boy Hey

Two time for the Day boy Ah Three time for the Birthday boy Hey Ted Give it up for the Birthday boy

Come on give me some bars One time for the Day boy Two time for the Day boy This is Donnie Rollins show Three time for the It's the loudest podcast

Y'all hear that voice Give it up for the Birthday boy Give it up for Javenta. Bitch ass niggas don't want to spit no bars. Thank you, Samson. Screw the ass niggas.

We turning up. And y'all are so disrespectful because I tried to encourage you to support my birthday even though you late. One thing about birthdays, everybody has a birthday story. One birthday.

But you know what you said, Donnell, are you turning 57? Did Heather Punk ask you to come up here and talk about, no, it's 60. Ha! She just came in like, she can't go nowhere, son. You can't go nowhere with her, son

It's like you be chilling and shit You got your regular laughs on You be like, yo, they ain't even get to snort yet, son You ever see somebody react to the snort for the first time? They don't even know how to describe it They like this, they like They like this They like this

My people in um yo yo charles where was we charles we was at posse joint what was the girls at the table charles where nigga why you act like you don't want the mic now stop playing man you talk all this shit about you want to be a star. Man, fuck this. I'm blowing this nigga up. This nigga trying to act all like you don't understand. He's trying to act like, what are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about. He confused and all that, right?

Right. This nigga, that's what his goal is. Guess what his dream is? To be on the podcast? No. No. My podcast. Fuck my...

You know what one of his dreams is? Oh, what's his dream? He want to win an Oscar. Okay. Wait. Wait. no my podcast fuck my you know what one of his dreams is oh what's his dream he wanna win an Oscar oh okay wait wait Oscar he don't now let me listen

let me tell you a story my brother he wanna win an Oscar what is that that's water no I think this is Tito what the fuck is this

Tito and Tonic alright so he wanna win an Oscar but he don't wanna do anything to win an Oscar. He just wants to receive an Oscar. He wants to do a speech. He said. I'll act once.

So you just want one. I just want to win an Oscar. Okay. But then what's your. Oh, okay. So you want to win an Oscar for your speech, right? Yes. Boom.

Ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen. That's a Watts helicopter. Followed. And then I got scared. I got scared. Ladies and gentlemen.

What's the category, Javanta? What's the category? The category is Best Supporting Actor. Best in the, in the, what academy is this? In the 100th Academy Awards for Best Supporting Actor. Best in the, what academy it is? In the 100th Academy Awards for Best... Supporting Actor. Supporting Actor. Goes to...

No, in a, what type of film? In a Watts produced film. Drum roll, please. Shawls. Chucky. Greer I'm so honored. I never expected. I didn't write anything. Wait a minute. Nigga, you know that they gonna play the music on you, nigga.

You didn't prepare nothing? This is your moment. play the music on you, nigga. You didn't prepare nothing? This is your moment. This is your Oscar moment, nigga. Where's my Oscar? This shit is... I'm sorry, this is cute, but where's my Oscar? No, I'm not gonna waste my speech on this. I'm gonna get an Oscar.

And then they gonna be surprised with my speech. No. Where's my Oscar? See, he not ready to win his Oscar. You first thought, you got to start off like, whatever you say in your speech, you just got to say, I want to thank God. Thank God, yeah.

You forget God, oh God. You can forget your father. But you got to thank God. Mom and God, what you say, you could be like, if you say, I want to thank my kids, my mom, and God. Without none of this, that would none of this be possible be possible yeah why didn't you get on the mic thank your fans okay here we go um birthday and i was asking if someone had an interesting birthday story

because usually birthdays go like 21st those Those monumental joints. What is it? 21, 30, 30. What's the phrase? And then everyone just fucking goes downhill, I think. No, I think it's just downhill from here at 40. What the fuck do you mean downhill? It's downhill from here. After 40.

Why you can't go up? Yo, I'm sick of you young motherfuckers. Why you can't go up?'m sick of you young motherfuckers why you can't go up why does it have to go down here why does it can't be like why can't it be like oh shit boom that was a push of my life even though you probably did

some of the dopest shit when you were younger and the stupidest the stupidest the most ignorant shit but why can't you still have that that same energy and youthful energy going into the next phase of your life you're not dead check it can you answer that question age is mental and young folks always think everything is older yeah i'm so sick everyone has of these young punk-ass motherfuckers. Everyone has been young at some point.

I ain't young. But everyone thinks that you're dead at 40, till you hit 40. Then you think you're dead at 60. Till you hit 50, you just like, okay, I just want to be here. You know what's so funny you said that? It's so funny because everybody knows that

the mother of my child is a lot younger than me in age, right? And sometimes, you know, when you have those older young relationships, you forget how old you are until somebody says some shit. And then you're like, what? To which she has said, oh, I get triggered. This is how I know the age difference. She said, oh, I get triggered because all my friends are engaged and getting married. And I said, I get triggered too, bitch.

All my friends are divorced and dying. Tomato, tomato, bitch. That's the age difference right there, bitch. I'm dealing with misophilia. You talking about pills for anxiety, bitch. I'm dealing with misophilia. You talking about pills for anxiety, bitch. I need fucking diabetes pills, bitch. High cholesterol, bitch. Fuck your

mental illness. One time for the birthday. Boy. That will not be edited out of here. But I can tell you, I remember a birthday. I had a birthday memory. I was in Kunsan, Korea, Bowling Air Force Base, right?

And when I went to Korea, first off, I didn't know that there wasn't a drinking age in Korea. So I first got there, when you go to, I didn't know that there wasn't a drinking age in Korea. So when I first got there, when you go to, like, they got you, you got your rations, and you can get, this is how they do it. You can get, like, four bottles of liquor, or every bottle of liquor was equivalent to a case of beer. Okay. So you get four cases or four bottles, whatever that was, right?

And then when I got my ration card, I told them, I was like, I'm not going to need this. Are you guys talking while the show's going on? You want to participate? I mean, I just get, I just put the mic back there. No one wanted to say anything.

And then the minute I start talking, everybody's like, waka, waka, waka, waka, waka. And I was trying to, now, this is what you guys should prepare for. A birthday memory. And as I was saying, when I was in Korea, you get rations. Four bottles of liquor, four cases of beer.

So when I went there, I was like, I'm not going to need this because I'm not old enough to drink. They was like, I just turned 18. It was like, there's no drinking age over here. I was trying to be all fly. I went to the counter with four-fifths of daiquiri mix. But I put that shit up and like,

yeah, I'm about to get fucked up. They like, no, you about to get type 2. That's type 2 shit right there. And I remember, I think I was turning 19, and I was like, and I met a lot, I had a lot of friends that I was stationed there in Crimson. Shout out to all the people that remember Penny's Berries.

But it was my birthday, 19th I think. And I was like, man, we gonna turn up. And nobody wanted, I said, what we doing for my birthday? Niggas was like, we ain't doing nothing. I'm like, what we doing for my birthday? Niggas was like, we ain't doing nothing. I'm like, what we doing for my birthday? Like, man, we good.

We going to, I was like, nobody give a fuck about my birthday. I was, I had a birthday sweater on, nigga. And I had a button down on the bottom. Under, underneath? Underneath. You know how hard it is to put a button down underneath? because you're trying to say in or out on these hoes you like this or out nah i look i like i'm trying to in on these bitches and nobody was responding to me did i went to i was like fuck these things i'm going downtown by myself and i went in the day room and they had a surprise party for me oh see yeah i was like

but this is what they did though they didn't want me at the party they wanted a celebration right this is soldier any korean knows soju in korea is unregulated it's like moonshine okay it's like rice wine liquor or whatever and you can have a good batch or a bad batch. And I used to put it in old 40 bottles. Them niggas didn't want me in my own party. Yo, they got me fucked up. I got a picture of it. My party started at like 10.30 and at 10.45, I was like this.

That sprawled out. Yo, with a cigarette in my motherfucking mouth. And I was like, although it was a bad experience, but it was a birthday that I remember. You have any memorable ones? Or do people like to talk out in the back? Do you have any memorable birthday experiences? I have one.

I have one. Go, go, go. Them niggas lame as shit on the day. I have one. Go. I was 14. And my mother said, what do you want to do for your birthday what do you want for your birthday and for y'all just tuning in he said birth of course

birth and at 14 you would as I thought about it you would think maybe I want a bike I want this and I wanted to go to dinner at this Italian restaurant in DC. You always been a fly nigga like that.

And I wanted to go see Peebo Bryson with Phyllis Hyman opening for him. RIP Phyllis Hyman, go ahead. And that's what I did. It was always been memorable because that was the only time I got to see Phyllis Hyman. Maybe about five, six years later when she passed. Passed away?

Yeah. Remember every year she used to perform at Wolf Trap, right? Wasn't it? And Blues Alley. She was the shit. She's always come to Blues Alley. And I know that to be a true story because you've always been a fly nigga. My father, and I've talked about it before, my father had a lot of kids.

A lot. He had a lot of different moms that gave him those kids. A lot. Yes. You were saying he was a fly nigga? No, this nigga. And I remember one time in particular, one thing I would say about my dad,

out of all the kids he had, it was his business for all of us to know each other. That's beautiful. It wasn't beautiful. He was protecting because I was fucking. Yeah, That's beautiful. It wasn't beautiful. He was protecting because I was fucking. Yeah, that's beautiful. So he was like... One time for the birthday, boy!

No, one thing, and even though he had multiple kids... Oh, man, my mic. Is that on? Oh, it's in my headphones. Even though... Can you hear me? Yeah. Even though he had multiple kids oh man my mic is that on those are my headphones even though can you hear me even though he had multiple kids it was his business

to for all of us to know each other so it's so hard if you got that many kids it's so hard to get everybody together all the time for every birthday but we used to have days and we have memories where

he did something to bring all of us together at the same time, which is one of the hardest thing to do for all them baby mugs. Because I don't know, somebody's baby mug is going to be petty as shit. How did he manage it? We can get to that.

He was a good dude. He had a lifestyle. This is how I explain it. He had a lifestyle that made him not be able to commit to us as much as he could have or should have wanted. You know what I mean? If that makes any sense. When you're young and you got money and shit, you don't love these hoes.

Yeah. It's true. I fuck with a couple of them more than the other ones, for the most part. Skate, skate, skate, skate, skate. And we would always have, like, certain days or certain weekends where we all saw each other. Right?

It was like, oh, shit. I remember one time in Crystal City, Alexandria, Virginia. I forget the name of the hotel, but it's like the old school restaurant that spins around, which back in the day was the fire and shit. You didn't know a nigga that could get in here. It still is. It's old as shit. You didn't know a nigga that could get in here. It still is old as shit. It look like George Jefferson first month. George

Jesse. Here's George Jesse. But it was one of those spots that I'm being honest. The average black kid would go across that bridge and see it and hear that this restaurant spits around in circles and the nigga said, I'll never go there. I remember one time we went there,

and he took all his hood-ass kids there. Niggas don't know nothing about fine dining. Nigga, that was a cartoon, son. Niggas was in there. It was a cartoon. It was. Because first, I mean, he had to tell me. Charles had to tell me.

Because I didn't know about fine dining. Like, you had a water nigga. Yeah. What's that had a water nigger. Yeah. What's that? A water nigger. They can just be like this. Soon as somebody sip that shit, he just keep putting the water in.

Like, I was like this. They got a nigger to just work water? He just come in. And every time I would drink, I would drink it. I was like, god damn. I'm like, these niggas trying to set me up. They trying to get me full off of water. I was like this, why they keep drinking

and giving me this goddamn water? My brother Charles said, stop drinking it. What do you mean, nigga? They keep pouring it. Like, I'm used to it. I want free shit, nigga. Free water, free lunch, free whatever. They kept pouring it.

He was like, stop drinking. I was like, goddamn, that's the smartest shit. I've ever heard of in my motherfucking life. When we left there, I looked at Dad and said, you know you should have took them to McDonald's, right? No, no, no, because they're my punk-ass sister. McDonald's, my punk-ass sister. And this goes out to all y'all.

Them niggas was like, you know, black people, they go to a fine restaurant, they don't give a fuck what's on there. You can have halibut cheeks, caviar, whatever, nigga. They see steak, steak! Right? And this is the question. I know this is going to sound racist. But I've...

And I've been with some of my family members and we order steak. And this is the most shit that make me most nervous ever. The way she used to be like, how do you want that? I be like, ugh. Well done. No, nigga.

My sister-in-law heard this bitch say, well, well. Oh. In case you missed the first well, I said, well, well. Like, I wanted well, whale with A1. Oh, it's the sauce. No, A1. You can bring her. A1, first off, is it fair to say that A1 sauce is the blackest sauce you can put on steak?

Yes. Absolutely. No, first off, this is what I was going to. You're not white, white, Heather. First off, who's speaking right? Heather, you're not white, white. You're not like,

ha, ha, ha, ha, white. You know, are you white enough? But your light skin is a motherfucker. Heather's light skin. The only butt guy bitch from Ohio know every trap song. All that shit. What's that song?

Like, remember Rari? Remember Rari? What's that song? She always say, am I Rari? It's something. No, baby. No, baby. What is it?

What's the song? What's the lyrics? I don't know. You don't know now?? What's the song? What's the lyrics? I don't know. You don't know now? You niggas are scared of the microphone. Yeah. Let me tell you something. This is what's so fucked about this.

Behind you, if you look right there, there's a lot of white people. They're Buckeye people, right? It's a combination of people. It's Ted, who I fucking built a relationship because when we were doing the pandemic, we was floating that motherfucking river. And there's an organization from Ohio

called Mad Cab Rentals, right? All those people you back, all the white chicks you see back there, they're Mad Cab Rentals. They changed. No, I mean, oh, damn, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like, damn. That's a nice way to say the bitches in the back.

What are those? have madcap disposables we have madcap rentals madcap properties madcap everything we got a madcap but they motherfucking buck out motherfuckers that

what what not last two weeks not two weeks ago that... What, what? O-H! Not two weeks ago. Not two weeks ago. Michigan ain't O-H. I heard less O. It was like O-H. No, O. Oh, but Heather is really light-skinned.

For real. Heather on paper would make you feel like her name is Juanita. Like, if you look at Heather on paper, you'd be like, Juanita, right? You'd be like, how did we find out she's a Juanita or not? All right, what's the cigarette you smoke? Newport? Newport.

What type of soda you like? Pepsi? Ice cold? Trap music. She's a Juanita on paper. But that's Mad Cabin. Mad came out. Toasty Mad Cabin.

Can y'all put y'all drinks up? Woo! Came out to my birthday show. We're doing big things. Because I didn't know they were going to show up. See? Because will you understand? Look at that.

Look, look, look. Ta-da! Look at that group in the back, right? You see that group in the back? Ooh, ooh! They gangsta shit, right? They gangsta shit, right? You know, every rapper...

Sorry. ...has, like... You know, every rapper has like, I think Drake was. Groupies. No, ghostwriters. Like Drake. Yeah. Drake used to write for Lil Wayne, right? And y'all be hearing me spit bars, right?

Let me tell y'all something. I got a motherfucking ghostwriter. Elizabeth. Where's Elizabeth? Elizabeth is the ghostwriter? Come up to the front. Come up to the front. Come up to the mic.

Yo, come up to the mic. Y'all think Buckeye bitches just make Buckeyes? No. These bitches spit. And they write. Earlier, Elizabeth. Yes. You look great.

Thanks. Y'all fucking cleaned up. Y'all went from like merchandise looking bitches to like bad bitches. I ain't mean in a bad way. I'm just saying y'all look like y'all be lifting up crates earlier totes totes yeah i with y'all so a lot of people don't know when y'all be hearing me freestyle and spit right it ain't just me it's not i have a team her name is Elizabeth but because she never fucks up and always says

her name is Elizabeth Elizabeth y'all came out here to throw a party for me how are we doing it how are we doing the party how are we doing it? How are we doing the party? How are we doing it? You got to spit.

Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Take your time. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hey. Go, Elizabeth. Go, Elizabeth. Oh, hold on. Go, Elizabeth. It's my birthday. I'm not trying to stress. I'm trying to get a mic to my girl, Elizabeth. Mad cab.

Always do it right. Not yesterday. We going to do it tonight. I got my man Ted from the river. Fucking never quiver. Never sliver. To tiver. Just got my breathing little miver.

Just trying to get shit to sound the same. I don't give a fuck. This is the game. H-O-O-H-I-O. You know, till you lose. Y'all niggas trying to underrate. Shit was like this when they lost to Michigan State. It's my birthday.

Coast Rider on the deck, flowing. We always, we're glowing. We're showing. Growing. Picasso in the building. I'm yielding to real then. Y'all think I'm meth? Shout out to my girl, Beth. This is the

anniversary of my birthday. Y'all don't give a fuck. Shout out to my brother, fucking. This is the anniversary of my birthday. Y'all don't give a fuck. Shout out to my brother. Fuck it. So what? He's gay. The nigga potato salad is shit. Bitches want to eat it every day.

I said, will you give it to me? He said, no. Get the fuck out my face. I can't rhyme, but nigga, that's it. Now, Elizabeth, you ready? When it be back. Come on. Y'all can't let me down.

This part can be an hour and fucking 20 minutes. Go, Elizabeth. Go, Elizabeth. I asked you Y'all can't let me down. This pocket with I went fucking 20 minutes. Go Elizabeth. Go Elizabeth. I asked you to spit. Let's go. Hey. Go Elizabeth. Go Elizabeth. Go Elizabeth.

Ow. Could y'all clap in the back? Could y'all clap in the back like it's a real party going on? Y'all real party going on? Let's go. Clap on B. Heather, what the fuck are you doing? Meg, what you doing? back like it's a real party going on y'all real party going on let's go clap on b heather what the fuck are you doing meg what you doing ah alex you gonna spit come on this beat going too long y'all can't spit who's my guest writer i'm on these streets trying to be a provider i had some

food today it was a slider. And I told Elizabeth, she changed my rider. I don't want this toothpaste. I want some gum. I don't give a fuck. Next, I want to cum. How am I going to do that in the bathroom by myself? I don't give a fuck as long as I'm not trapped with an elf. Oh, nigga, Christmas time. Elves

and midgets trying to get my digits. Get out my DM. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck. Nigga, fuck digits. Get out my DM. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck. Nigga, fuck you. Nobody. Bars. Bars.

Bars. Yo, man. Yo, man. Yo, Elizabeth, don't try to write no more bars if you couldn't do that. What time is it? Because we got somewhere else to go. Oh, we good on time. So what I was trying to do, I understand that some people now used to be in front of the camera like,

oh, I don't do this, I don't do this, I don't do this, right? But what I'm trying to do is get memorable birthday stories. So with the deck being out there right now, there is no one that has a memorable birthday story. I do. Yeah, I mean, I have one.

But it's not very funny. First off, no one said you're a comedian. It's not like you're like, oh shit. Because I've seen you do jokes and you got cocky you got cocky you did a couple jokes

you dropped the mic you did three minutes and dropped the mic I'm pretty sure that when we were in Charlotte I don't know the whole team came and watched my type 5 while you were on stage performing and I killed it. You don't have a tight five.

You don't have a tight five. I mean, it was like a tight ten. No, there's no way it could be tight. It was the fucking first time you ever did it. It was the second. I practiced the night before. All right, so whatever. That's what she said. That's what she was saying.

That didn't happen. But don't do this. I know you got your little peanut gallery behind you. Yo, y'all ready, right? Peanut gallery behind you. Okay, so we're going to just go away from that. A memorable birthday. Okay.

My 26th birthday. Okay. My 26th birthday. The day before my 26th birthday. Okay. Which wasn't that long ago, of course. Of course. I'm 30. What are you talking about? We're the same class.

I was very pregnant with my youngest son. And I woke up the day before my birthday I knew I was in labor oh just knew it told my husband hey I think I might be in labor we probably should go to the hospital so we pack our stuff up head to the hospital do our thing did it thing we mean You know, had the baby. Oh, a thing. Most people don't think the thing is that. My thing is different than your thing. Go ahead with your thing.

Louis C.K. has a thing too. He said it. This was, you know, so I have the baby. And the next day is my birthday I was the next day I was hot to get home I had a headache I woke up with a headache I'm like I just want to go home and see

my other children and settle in keep in mind I had just given birth hours we don't want to keep talking about birth and i walk in to our house and my husband had arranged a surprise birthday party for me when i walked in fresh off the baby fresh off the baby to birth? Yes. I walk in in my big oversized just gave birth clothes to all kinds of people at our house for a surprise birthday party. That's probably not familiar.

I think you're right. It wasn't funny. No, but I mean it was a time. I walked in and I'm like, what in the hell is this shit? Never have I had a birthday party and you pick the day, hours after I give birth

to throw a surprise birthday party. And guess what? You know what? I have to give Miss Props because even though you thought it would have been a better time, whatever it's to effort. Cause it's to throw a surprise party. You got to do a lot of shit.

So I know it wasn't the best time, but the thought is. Yeah. Yeah. That was great advice. That was really good advice. Okay. First off,

let me explain something, man. I, you got your little, well, listen, you got your little punk ass peanut gallery out there, right? They trying to start shit.

They whispering, Javanta. They be like, yeah, get them, girl. Get them. Yeah, because I like that comedy about you. Yeah, we do more than Buckeyes. We do. And then when I say come to the mic, nobody wants to say nothing. It's not fair. and it's my birthday

you know the number one thing let me tell you one thing why people love birthdays and we can come we can get close to wrapping this up the reason why people love birthdays is because it's the one day you could

be the biggest asshole or whatever you want to do for 24 hours. And for those people, people like, oh, it's this nigga's birthday, they do a stopwatch. It's the one day where I'm going to be as transparent as I can say,

it's the one day where everybody is on your dick. Or should be on your dick. Or should be on your dick. It should be like, what do you want for your birthday? Everything. It's the one day where you can be asked, so it's the one

day where people that don't even like you force to say, happy birthday. That is true. It is. It's like this, oh, let me go talk to my haters. They want to say happy birthday like this born day, another trip around the sun. You're still here. Your solar energy.

You're still here. It's the one day. And you know, I used to date this bitch, right? This is what I do. This is what I go work. It was years ago. I remember I was at Art Basel. I was on the beach.

And I'm talking to this bitch, right? It was my birthday. It was my birthday. And I said the same thing. I said, you know the best thing about my birthday? I said, it's the one day that you can be an asshole and everybody has to do what you say. This bitch said, uh-uh.

No, what? Why'd she say that? What'd you do to her? Nothing. She just said, uh-uh. She said, I don't believe that. I was like, it's my birthday. She said, yeah, but how do you butt on

on a nigga's birthday? What I'm trying to tell you is shut the fuck up. It's my birthday, bitch. Give me the 12 o'clock. You can tell when you have fucked up on your birthday? Because niggas keep looking at their watch like, this nigga 1158.

They're like, man, I can't 1158. Nigga, your birthday is over. Fuck you and your birthday, nigga. Fuck your trip around the world. It's over. So, I guess this is what this is what birthdays mean to me because

people know I go to other people's birthday and act like people always I've been at birthdays you act like it's your birthday I know you gotta be dragged out

I've been at people like this the person whose birthday I've been people like this the person whose birthday it was they were like this it's my birthday Donnell what the fuck are you doing like I'm like this like happy birthday it's my birthday and with that said that's why

this is what my birthday means to me if I can bring people around that I love and like, and we can share each other's energy, have a good time, I don't have to have the best time. Tonight's my birthday. I guarantee I'll probably be the most sober out of everybody. Nope. Bullshit.

Bullshit. Bullshit. Nope. I will. I will. nope i will i will but i'm gonna tell you madcap heather gervonta 40 everybody alex everybody that even this is gonna go out today like knowing that you have people that's like say i'll travel to see him i'll put my time and energy into him having a good time and uh it's been good already i've had some surprises it feels great this is my birthday i'm turning 70. oh i just want to say this a lot of on deck right now. Can we get the beat to go out? 40? It's the Donnie Rollins show.

It's the birthday edition. Come on. I've been freestyling. I've been wilding. They've been acting like kids, childing. Hey. Hey. Take them out. Take them out. Take them out. Take them out. Take them out.

Anybody want to rock for the birthday boy? Birthday boy's not too happy. Birthday boy don't have enough hair to be nappy. Birthday boy don't cry. He's never sappy. Birthday boy like we can get clappy, chappy, nappy, snappy. Don't matter. My boy still be raspy. Nobody else want to spit. Yo. Fuck it. It don't matter. My voice still be raspy.

Nobody else want to spit. Yo. Fuck it. It's my brother. I'll never quit. Fuck Donnell. I'm here from hell. Ready to spit some rhymes so swell.

Samson gonna make it happen. Little bitty Samson do a little rapping. This is for the big man Donnell. He's the man who's helped me so well. Yeah. I was sinking. He was swimming. Everything I helped me so well. Yeah, I was thinking he was swimming. Everything I do in man, now chicken dinner. And denim.

And we eat late night. Lots of shrimp, lots of crab, that's right. He fries those shrimp so good. Didn't even need the tartar sauce. Cornmeal. Damn, something real sick. Chilling with Donnell is always real slick. Slick.

He took us to summer school, to summer camp, yeah, and the shit was cool. Oars, nigga. We were undefeated playing dodgeball, so I gotta tell you something, y'all. Streets. Donnell was the captain of the Creeks, and we fucked up Talib Kweli in the streets. Uh, we were making it happen.

Little Samson do a little bit of rapping. Ah. On Donnell's birthday, born day's birthday born day happy born day that's right this is Donnell Rawlings show shout out to everybody make sure y'all get that who's up weed up weed strand Shavanta take us out with a twerk turn that beat up give it to em I want the birthday twerk give me all that birthday twerk. You get the church twerk. Church twerk.

Church twerk. Church twerk. Church twerk. Nah, we want the poster twerk. One time for the birthday boy. Two times for the birthday boy. Three times for the birthday boy. Toss it up for the birthday boy toss it up for the birthday boys thank you