Donnell - Big Mic Energy!

Episode Date: March 18, 2021

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I'm trying not to interrupt. The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck y'all bitch ass niggas, you'll never take my place, niggas. Thank you. We rolling? Yeah. I feel good. And I know that I would. So good. So good.

I got you. Yo. I don't know the words. You know I'll never know the words in no song. I never know the words. I only know the part. I don't think James Brown knew all the words to the song. It didn't sound like it. I feel it. I just know the beginning.

A heart is a house for love. And that's it. I know a little piece of song song couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing this is way this is how you remind me these are the things I do without. Come on. I'm talking to you. Come on. Does music make you feel like that? Music gets me like, music gets me, like,

music gets my vibrations going. Yep. How important is and I'm for the people that are watching the show right now that are live commenting and whatever i'm going to pose a question to you and you can chime on right now they're going to ask you the question you i'm you can chime right quick how important is music to you let me know

dear how's how important is music to you it's extremely important how it's just i don just, I don't know. You can't explain music. It's like a spiritual thing. Put on some John Coltrane and you just don't care about a fight you might have had with somebody. You don't care about if you can't pay a bill or something. You just kind of zone out. You're just in a different place.

Do you get motivated by certain... Do you use music to get pussy? I used to use music to like, do you use music to get pussy? I used to use music to get pussy, nigga. You used music to get pussy? Yeah. You want to fuck, I'm going to stop saying the word B-I-T-C-H. You want to smash, right?

Yeah. You want to give her, and I know this is where white people will recognize, you want to give her your love ride, right, to a rocket launcher. Lay some pipe. You want to lay some pipe. Lay some pipe. Whatever white dick names, what other white dick names are there out there i know some um wood yeah drop some wood what else lay some pipe drop some wood smash peel the worm you don't peel the worm you want to peel the worm back that's peel the worm back oh if you if you got the fucking hoodie so yeah baby ready to peel the worm back if you got the hoodie yeah? Yo, if you got the fucking hoodie, son, yeah, baby, ready to peel

the worm back. If you got the hoodie. I'm Jewish. I don't got the hoodie. Oh, y'all chopped y'all shit, right? Yeah. Got the bris. Is that what it's called? Yeah. Yep, I did a short film about that. So going back to it, I don't want you to fucking get time to think about how you get pussy, what music you...

What type of music you gonna play? What type of music you gonna play what type of music you're gonna play you want some ass son i'm going for the jazz all day some sonny rollins there's some bitches at the door right now can someone let him in please it's a couple of bitches i mean i don't know if they really gotta come in why do they need to come in they're picking because i know the bitches oh all right yeah well there you go what are you playing down now what music you playing you got it the marvin gay um R. Kelly oh okay you got it like a newer I go for the older shit yeah R. Kelly I ain't gonna I ain't going for the older I ain't

never oh yeah um uh oh I used to smash and people gonna like how old are you I used to smash off Luther Vandross oh yeah there you go what what man Luther you put Luther on they called it a panty dropper son I put Luther on they knew it was time to get poppin that was then and then when I dropped motherfucker here goes my drug

cause I grew up fuck tapes fuck tapes fuck tapes I used to borrow my nigga fuck tapes and shit he had a banger the only thing

when I used to borrow it we both knew when we was fucking right you had to ask for a back now oh i see you you the you didn't give the woman the tape you played it you played it yeah man you don't do a lot of talking with tape you don't do a lot of talking i used to hit this door like this i'll be like son let me get it he's like you what like he was gonna charge me i was like you know what i want the tape that wore out so much we didn't even know. No words on it or nothing, right?

But you put that motherfucker on, it be banging. Like me, another, this was like my strongest years, right? If you hear this, if I was with a chick, and she hear this right here. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, ha. R. Kelly, TP2. TP2, R.I.P. Thug.

I didn't know he was saying, When I walk in the club, Kiss on kiss, Man, Keep on saying, You should put together a tape. I got one. I got a list right now. You got the list?

Let him know. Yo, yo, here go my list. I ain't gonna tell y together a- I got one. I got a list right now. You got the list? Let's let them know. Yo, yo, here go my list. I ain't going to tell y'all what I call it. Hold on, hold on. I got the joint right here. Hold on. You got a playlist? What's on your playlist, son?

Me? Yes. I don't got a playlist. I used to have albums. Make a playlist right now. I used to have albums, Marvin Gaye. Make a playlist. I'm just putting the whole Sonny Rollins

album on. What? Yeah. What the fuck is that going to do, son? You ain't going to pop off. Curtis Mayfield. Here go my jump. Silicon Valley. Nobody. Alright, that's what I'm in this.

Hold on. Silicon Valley. Boom, I start off with Silicon Valley. Warm them in this hold on Silicon Valley for my start off with Silicon Valley warm bitches up with the Silicon Valley did I hit it with and who's gonna love you like me nobody hit it with the sweat yo did right after the sweat right at this sweat I'll go straight to a door Prince boom I got the bitches open with a door right i got her did i you know wait let me tell you my list son after i hit him with a door i hit him with trading places usher nigga boom here come another one sudden they bought the bus i still got shit left then

here come just like that can i ask you a question wait and then after that bad peace ayako yiniko what's that chick name janae ako what's her name janae ako she got a fucking fried chicken name not fried i mean uh like a chinese dish got that then and then i hit them with how many times gonna, how many times DJ Khaled. And then I got Appetite. And then, look, I'm still going. I'm still going. I ain't even bust yet. Then I'm hitting with this.

When we, I'm hitting with Tank. Fuck. When we, straight Tank. Then I'm hitting with Ariana. I Fuck. When we. Straight Tank. Then I'm hitting it with Ariana. I mix it up on the pop side. Ariana Grande. Dangerous Woman. Then I hit it with motherfucking.

Damn, they got the loud ass ice machine fucking with you. Nigga, I'm still fucking, nigga. That's what I'm doing. How many minutes is that? Yo. It's been some minutes. It's been like five or six songs. No, you think about it.

Each song. This is how you know What you're standing Each song boom I say four minutes Four minutes Okay Six minutes Okay one two three four

Thirty six Wait a minute I'm giving them The timeline Do you put the tape on When you start fucking Or do you This is a list son

But do you put the tape on When you start fucking The first three is like Four play Four play Four play First three Fourth three

Yeah the first three is like the warm up. You don't hit it with your banger. Then I got wind weed and then I got... I hope that ice machine ain't fucking with you, man. It's fucking with you

because I'm totally ignoring it. And then this is my banger right here. This is a tough one. People might not go with me on this. I go to the song that I lost my virginity off of Oh shit

You know what that song was? And this is a love song And do you want You would want Oh shit You would want A bitch To fill You would want a bitch to feel for you the way this song was written. And I know somebody's going to be like, here he go with them white bitches again.

Tina Marie, Dear Lover. And it comes in time. Yo, dear lover. I put it because, you know, I'm a narcissist and all that other shit where it's got to be all about me. I picked this off of the business thing to me. I'm not taking those chances. That's my list, son. And it was popping

Then another one was Brown Sugar D'Angelo I used to get it popping I could do D'Angelo three cycles The whole Voodoo album The whole Voodoo album Cause you don't have albums like that Too much anymore

Where you can get it popping from beginning to motherfucking end You hit that repeat and i used to you know i was nice i was nice you were you was i was nice it's over you know i was nice the nicest i was on the smash level when i was broke a chick would tell you, a chick don't want it forever, but some of the best dick a bitch ever had was broke dick. Broke dick be trying to break you off, son. Broke dick is like, I'm going to need the car tomorrow. I ain't even got five dollars for some gas.

Broke dick, no, it gotta work like shit. Broke dick basically gotta put the bitch to sleep and then go out with the car. Broke dick is different. Women understand this.

Somebody told me this, uh-uh, they said broke dick and Kevin Hardy even talked about it in the special, you know what I'm saying? When you wanna come up

and you wanna prove a point, it's like this, yeah, I know she gonna tell her little girlfriends, I talk about in this special, you know what I'm saying? When you want to come up and you want to prove a point, it's like this, yeah, I know she's going to tell her little girlfriends. I will tell them this. Since you want to talk to your girlfriend so much. Then you get older, then you get more mature, you're like, I might not be going for that anymore. Orgasm is orgasm. How you get there, that's what you, how you get there is how you get there. It don't got to be straight dick no more.

You used to be dick up. It was straight dick. This is what I'm like. Conversation. A shopper is free. You hungry? Anything. You can use anything for foreplay.

Foreplay. The mental shit. You don't have stories like that son stories i didn't have no grants i didn't share a fuck tape with my homeboy those was back in the days those are back in the day and then he matured then you don't you like all right it's whatever whatever but sometimes when you was trying to when you was trying to prove a point broke dick young son you ever been smashing so nice, right? You know you in the groove, right?

And in the back of your mind, you say, man, somebody should be taping this shit. You ain't never. All right, I'm not asking about it. I'm not asking about it. There's a couple chicks in here that don't want to go with that. They went with D'Angelo in the door. But I didn't say it was a real camera. Imaginary camera.

It was in the back of my head. Uh-uh. That's against the law. I'm not saying I would do it. I say in the back of your mind, when you in the groove. Yeah, you smash it so hard you want to hit it. Yeah, like you. It's almost like you're on a basketball court.

And you hit a motherfucking three-pointer or some shit. You're like, God damn. Anybody get that? Right. That sometimes you be in that groove. You're like you like boy somebody should be taping this shit and then you might get one of them joints be like you like oh man we could have been taping this then they might if you get this one to be nervous one be like this where the camera at no bitch he's trying to get some receipts What a camera. No, bitch.

He's trying to get some receipts. What a camera. She back there already talking to another camera. Where is the camera? She already got you on one. Like, where's the hello? Where's the camera? What are you doing? Be careful. break don't don't don't record that's what i'm trying to say don't record

unless you're on the right vibration which gets me to the next thing i want to talk about when i started this podcast i was super excited the reason why i was super excited because at the last month and a half there has been some things that have been testing and there's some things, a lot of good things. There's been a lot better things than bad things. Then I was saying to myself, I remember one morning I was like this, yo, how

you keep having these fucking dope ass days? How you keep having these dope ass days? I mean, dope days, so dope. You say to yourself, we don't think it's right to have good days every day. Then you say to yourself, I got to slow down something, right? You know how you can be feeling so good that you start getting nervous that something's going to happen.

Like, uh-uh, let me chill. Yep. And I was like, why, why, why, why, why, why, why is this? And you've heard this before. It's about the people that you surround yourself with. And I know ever since I dove in that ocean, I know people like this. This nigga on some earthly fucking them bitches in Yellow Springs that turned his ass out. But I have been getting in touch with them quartz bitches that turned this nigga out.

Bitch, take your shoes off one time. This nigga don't know how to act. The chakras. You're getting the chakras going. Yeah, this motherfucker ain't even know how to spell chrakka he thought shrakka was kubwakon shrakakon shrakakon shrakakon that's all that i knew about shrakas right then you actually said and then you meet these people they be like this you know these people like this they be like this it's about love like everyone deserves love you know them peace motherfuckers like, everyone deserves love.

That's how my girl got me. I was mad as shit. Everyone deserves love. I was like, okay, well, love me. Okay, I will, but not for long. There's a limit to love. Everybody, you get those happy people, and then you start communicating with them more, and you know that they on some good shit. Then you realize oh this motherfucker's got good vibes do you want to be around them more

you want to talk to them more and then when you start finding those people the people that slowed motivation and inspiration down they start to fade because you don't have nothing in common with them no more you know i'm saying When you was like all fucked up and shit, you had nothing in common with them no more. And lately I've been putting myself around those people. And when I tell you the energy has been amazing, you never have energy and vibes so dope. You say, God damn.

I can fuck her. I can fuck her. I can fuck her. I can fuck her. It's energy. What do you fuck off of? Energy, vibes Most of the time when a chick give her pussy Why you fuck her? I liked her

Yo You get pussy off of a like and not a love You know what I'm saying? And then I don't even know how to explain This type of energy But being around certain people That the energy is so dope and it's so magnetic, it makes you feel good. Then people start questioning. This is what people don't understand about good vibrations.

They always associate it with sex. Always. Always. You praise the motherfucker too much? Oh, he funny. He make me laugh. He so-so. You praise too much?

You know me a bitch Oh what y'all fucking I'm like That answer I question quick What y'all fucking Oh y'all Yo yo they happy

Oh y'all must be fucking And in some cases It happens And in some cases In the case of my life A lot of times It happens a lot A lot of it

But not all the time Not all the time Younger of it but not all the time not all the time younger no younger it was all the time when i was young oh you asked me my sign get this dick you all reach each i know what you want i'm a sagittarius Get this half man Half horse dick Shut the fuck up Yeah But then I guess this is a mature thing

Then Cause you would flip that energy That's what you did You flipped that energy And turned it into something You wanted But then I think as you get older

You like this You know what It's probably Okay just to be around that energy this is something you wanted. But then I think as you get older, you're like this. You know what? It's probably okay just to be around that energy. Just to make you feel good. Just to be around some positive energy, some positive vibration. Well, there's feelings that feel better.

Yeah, it makes you feel better. There's feelings that are just as quality as sex. Yeah. The older you realize that. Exactly. And then when I thought about this, I said to myself, man, that mean

Russell Simmons ain't fucking all them bitches. He just wants to buy your vibrations. I don't know. Wilt Chamberlain was. I'm not talking about Wilt Chamberlain. You never know. Yeah, Wilt Chamberlain was fucking, that nigga was fucking everything.

I'm talking about Russell Simmons. I'm thinking like, oh yeah, every time I see him with a yoga bitch, I'm talking about Russell Simmons. I think like oh yeah every time I see him with a yoga bitch I'm sorry every time I see Russell Simmons with his legs like this with the with the motherfucker I dream of that nigga pants he look like he could fly nigga I was like he gotta be free ballin in them yo the past we look like elephant balls y'all see them yoga pants I think it got the man pants that nigga got? Nah.

Man, fuck that nigga. Uh-uh, nigga. Not them pants. And that nigga be all peaceful and shit like this. All peaceful and shit. His legs be like this and it be a yoga bitch. You ever tried that shit? Yoga?

Yeah, yoga. Yeah. That nigga's advanced yoga, though. Yeah. I was fucking with yoga. I tried yoga. You know why that niggas advanced yoga though yeah i was with you i tried yoga you know what i wanted i wanted to go to yoga because i was like i wanted to know who are they making all these lemon lulu pants for no doubt i was like they're buying them but where do they go because most lemon lulu pants where ain't never they ain't got a yoga mat they ain't got nothing they just. They ain't got nothing. They just got the pants.

But I wanted to know. So I took like a beginner's yoga joint. And I was cool with it to breathe and shit. I was like, yeah, this shit is relaxed. And then they broke out down with dog, nigga? Yeah. I'm good, son. Can't do it?

No, yo, I'm Brooklyn all day. Yo, the girl could die with dog, but I'm just, yo, I quit yoga the first day, nigga. See, I want to get to the part with the leg. They was like, well, you got to, they try to trick you. Like, well, you got to start with that with dog. No, I don't, nigga. I want to get to the fore part, nigga. This is, them niggas try to get the nigga to do his uh-uh, nigga.

Fuck that. I want to go right in, part, nigga. Them niggas trying to get the nigga to do his uh-uh, nigga. Fuck that. I want to go right in, nigga, right out the gate. You got it? There you go. Yeah, that's it. You got it. You don't even need anyone to tell you how to do it. You got it.

You too, boy. Yo, look at you. Why y'all talking during this meditation process? It's this sofa that's making me do it. But I wanted to get there. I didn't want to get to straight downward dog, son. What? Downward dog's good.

I used to think that. I was like, yoga, I used to think like this. I used to think like this. This is some ghetto ass shit, some nasty nigga shit. If you find out a bitch do yoga, right, you don't even ask about breathing. First thing you say, can you put both your legs behind your head?

And then you be like, can you do it like this? Because it's something about them, yo, them ladies, this, them ladies,

they can put both. And you can tell the ones that used to do it all the time, right? And you ask them, right, a little later on, you were like, they want you to reminisce with when they did that. You're like, can you put both your legs behind your head?

They were like, I used to. And then what, they want you to be like, do it again. No, they were like, I was used to, but I don't know. But you got to finesse to get both legs behind the head. That's a whole different look. Disc joint. Yep.

You were talking about energy down there and then you went right to putting both legs behind your head. That's about energy and I'm telling you that's what energy

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Feel good. Get rid of that negativity. All right, welcome back. Let's get, what were you saying, Donnell? Because you know what happens as you get older, and it's the same thing when women don't want to deal, women be wanting to smash, but they ain't be like this. Nigga.

I got to deal with this nigga shit just for that. Oh, fuck that. I'm just going to start eating pussy right there. Some of them say that. Some of them. Bitch roll to the fucking wop side. Listen, it happens, son. It's the truth.

And then they get to this stage too that I've just learned about recently. I didn't even know this was that strong. Then you start getting into devices. Toys! I did not know that the toy game was as gangster as it

was. I did not know that women have devices where they don't need us no more. They got... Machines. Machines. Solar panels. Lithium batteries.

Glass. Lights. Heat sensors. It's on NFT. You get it on NFT. Dual penetration. Dual penetration. They got joints.

And this is when I knew I was like this nigga, stop trying to just, you can't do it by yourself. You might need help. Right? When they had this joint called a rabbit. I think this was like 2008. That's the old joint yeah that's the old joint right that joint I thought that joint got shit where you hit a button in one way do you hit another button the other way then they'd be going to different times like you know man almost tore my patella fucking with that.

Trying to fuck with that goddamn. What was that? Yeah, what did it do? What did it sound like? Do it again. Looked like a break dancer. It looked like a TikTok video. They got a Junebug challenge going down.

Bitch, I got vibrations. They got a fucking toy out there now to be doing the Junebug in the pussy, sir. Bitch. Whatever that nigga say, bitch. Can you imagine coming with a dildo and go, bitch? But here's the thing, this is how I found out, and I ain't know nothing about the dildo world, right? Because black dudes, we feel disrespected.

If she pull out a dildo? Man, let a bitch pull out a dildo with fucking a nigga. He'll be like, fuck, you need all that bitch i got all the dick i don't this shit got heat in it my shit is insulated veins and all that fuck you need that shit for you get older nigga you come over with a bag nigga backpack we pull out beads and all type shit so i'm in Yellow Springs, right? Yellow Springs.

All right, you're in Yellow Springs. And I used to stay at this really dope spot, right? I don't want to, I don't know if this, yeah. So one of our parties, we have a team. We have a team of people. One of my team members was organizing, they called it a fun party. A fun party. And they were gonna have it at their place and it was a fun party. It was a small amount of people. Then she came to where I was standing and she was like,

oh we got to do it here. Right, but I was like, I ain't gonna be around no fun party. How am I gonna have fun at a fun party? And I wasn't gonna be around no fun party how am I have fun fun part now what are you thinking about having fun so we organized it was a small amount of people 10 people um social distance for the most part uh rapid tested but we had a fun party fun party like you got to plant food and all this type of shit and I didn't and it was fun like seeing these like women

that were married and the crazy thing about it it wasn't like they was flirty or like oh they were just like sigh they were all white women right they just had this look in their face like this party will keep us away from Black Dick for another year. Why would it keep them away from Black Dick?

Because sometimes there's a sense of curiosity. Right. So you got to break the edge. So they have these parties, and their husbands let them buy dildos and dicks and shit. That's what they do. And the rule is that I think the husbands, I don't know in this case, but I know this is for America. I think the rule is they can buy all the white dick dildos they want.

But the minute you buy anything with black in it, that's when, bitch, what the fuck is your problem? What are you trying to say? You didn't mention that the fun party was a dildo buying party. I thought it was literally just like a party where people were having fun. Yo, because that's why you would never get invited because you don't know the code words, nigga. I know fun party. It's like a Tupperware party for dildos. Dildos sounds so disgusting, all right?

Sex toys. Listen. Butt plugs. Okay, this is what I want to tell you, you know what I mean? Sex toys. Listen, butt plugs. Okay, this is what I want to tell you. All right. For all the women that go to these parties,

listen, don't be, there's nothing wrong with a good fucking fun party. Right. Because what I found out at this party, it's not just about the dildos.

It's like girls night. They laugh. They talk shit. It was like, I was like this, oh shit, nigga, I'm about to throw dildo,

I mean, fun parties. So you hosted a fun party? Listen, and I was like this, oh, shit, nigga. I'm about to throw dildo. I mean, fun parties. So you hosted a fun party? Listen. And I was like this. And I'm saying to myself, what is missing from this fun party? How can I contribute? They got enough dicks already.

And I was like, the food. You know how much I love food. I was like, let's make it an experience. I said, let's make it a food. I was like, let's make it an experience. I said, let's make it a food experience. I was like, I know these bitches be wanting these doodles so much, they forget about their stomachs. Motherfuckers try to buy you pinwheels and fucking cucumber salads at the last minute. You know, they buy fucking pre-wraps.

Here's food. But I was like, no. Some food. I said, that's what's missing. I said, music is missing. You know what I'm saying? no, some food. I said, that's what's missing. I said, music is missing. You know what I'm saying? There was no music. Right?

But I was like, the energy was so dope. They were just having a good time. Everybody was having a good time. Right? And I started having a good time. Right? This is a true story. I started having, shout out to 115.

I started having a good time. I started drinking and shit. Right? I was like, oh, shit, nigga. I'm about to throw, what? What was a good time. I started drinking and shit. I was like, oh shit, nigga, I'm about to throw... What? Alright, first of all, let me tell my motherfucking story. I'm getting to it. My good time might be different.

Yo, I got some off-the-mic bitches in here trying to ruin my show. Yo, what is... Yo, I got these bitches on the mic. I'm acting like they ain't even here. I'm telling all my shit to two Nubian queens right here. Look at my face. Uh-huh.

And then what? And then what? So fun? Was it with a black woman or was it with a white woman? So you be having so much fun at your little dildo parties with the white bitches. Me and Toya had a dildo party. Where was you at, nigga? Where was you at? nigga? Where was you at?

Where was you, boo? Listen, let me tell my story. You were the dildo one time. She said you were the dildo one time. Shut up, everybody. What the fuck is you talking about? She didn't have a mic. I thought I'd get that on there. I don't know what you're talking about. I ain't never been no dildo one time. Hey, nigga, shut up. Everybody, what the fuck is you talking about? She didn't have a mic. I thought I'd get that on there. I don't know what you're talking about.

I ain't never been no dildo, nigga. So she said. Yo, what the fuck is she saying? She said you were the dildo one time. Yo, listen, man. Turn this mic off. People get drinking. They start hallucinating and shit, son.

I don't know what you mean. I don't know. I know. Then stop talking about it. I was never even a dildo. Listen. It was like, the picture. Hello talking about it. I was never human, though. Listen. It was like the picture. Hello, is it me?

I'm looking for it. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about. Here's the funny thing about these parties. They're innocent. The parties are innocent, right? So, and the vibe was good. It was such a good vibe.

The girls were having a good time. They got away from the kids, the husband, whatever. They were having a good time they you know they got away from the kids the husband whatever they were having a good time everybody know they got a curfew and shit i started drinking started doing shots and shit right i started doing shots and shit right and then i got i started doing shots right and then i started getting nice right that's it that's a different i don't know i'm saying that's your alter ego right nice nice i was feeling like this you know but bit my bottom lip a couple times and then i said this is what i said so i thought i was in a bar right i thought i was in a bar this is what i said i said i said first dildo on me listen what what what listen what a girl said for me i said all you bitches they had no problem with me calling a bitch when i bought the first dildo i was like i was like first dildo on

me and my partner had that she like this d what the fuck are you doing i said i ain't tripping off them little dildos first dildoo on me. For everybody to see. Everybody. Right? Went to sleep. Next morning, I checked my bank. Nigga. Nigga. What, $17,000 in dildos?

The price is right, son. $17,000. No, not $17,000, nigga. Fuck that. $1,000 in dildos? $17,000. The price is right, son. $17,000. No, not $17,000, nigga. Fuck that. $1,700. Yo, if I bought $17,000 worth of dildos, I'm seeing it going to everybody. Fuck that, nigga. I'm putting the motherfucking GPS on that bitch.

You can't put it on the side of that shit. Let me spend $17,000. I'm watching your husband putting your pussy, bitch. I don't give a fuck. A nut is a nut bitch I seen cockles Cockles Whatever that shit is

Whatever that shit They do in the Midwest When white women Celebrate birthdays And Valentine's Day Cockles I'm not taking interviews With nobody without a mic

What I'm saying is $1,700 $1,700 right And I was like this I was blown I was like i ain't never paid you know like i just don't buy dildos i just don't buy dildo i don't know the cost of them whatever i'm like this 70 if i spend 1700 on dildo i said that must be dildo last forever like you get like that shit like when it's over how many how many did you buy i don't know nigga that shit

when you get that shit i didn't know but this is what i said to myself yeah 10 dildos she doing the math over here please don't do this to me this is what i was talking about about vibrations this is what i'm talking about going back to vibrations um and i kept getting like don't do it, don't do it, stop, stop, stop, stop. But I kept going. But the vibrations, when I did it, like when I realized how much it cost, and then I started thinking about the night, right, and how fun it was and how everybody felt, you know, and I know that like, I know people that were there had the time of their life, and I know it's going to be a memory.

Right? This could be your charity, D. Yo, I'm going to do these parties. Real talk, son. I'm going to come out. It's so funny. You could donate dildos. You've been trying to get me to pause.

You've been trying to get me to do a lube for the longest time, right? Yeah. Man, I'm getting into that. Larry's lube. That's my idea. I'm putting it on the pod right now. Larry's lube. No, we ain't going to do Larry's lube. We're going to do River Ninja. I'm going to have a Larry's Lube. That's my idea. I'm putting it on the pod right now. Larry's Lube. No, we ain't going to do Larry Lube.

We're going to do River Ninja. I'm going to have a River Ninja deal. River Ninja. With the curve. With the curve in that motherfucker. But back to the vibration part. And I knew they all had a good time. And it wasn't scandalous.

It wasn't any of that. It was like genuinely everybody had a good time. And it wasn't scandalous. It wasn't any of that. It was like genuinely everybody had a good time. And I was like, you know what? You know you could spend $1,700 on a lot of other things or whatever I say. But you know what? At the end of the day, it's going to be worth it. They had a good time. It's a memory.

Everybody got home safe, whatever. It was cool. And motherfuckers, I ordered. They didn't have a. The food was okay. But I ordered from this very good pizza spot and some wings, so we had different food. And they bought snacks and shit like that. And you know what they bought, right?

What'd they buy? The dick cupcakes. You can't, yo, they had like two dozen dick cupcakes, right? Two dozen dick cupcakes. They was dickups, right? And it's so funny because my man 40, right? 40 is so homophobic, right? Two dozen dick cupcakes. They was dick ups. Right. Right. And it's so funny because my man 40 right 40 is so homophobic. Right.

He won't eat a dick cupcake. Yo. You couldn't pay him 100 bucks to eat a dick cupcake. Yo I'm down here just having a good time enjoying it. Right. And that nigga just disappeared. Right. I was like where you go.

So he was like yo fuck it. I ain't with all that dick cupcake shit, son. I said, me neither, nigga. I ain't eat the cupcake. He couldn't even be in the room with a dick cupcake? He couldn't. Yo, that nigga went to get something to drink. He saw them dick cupcakes.

That nigga go to like this. I don't know what this nigga into, but I don't give a fuck. I don't want to be around no TikToks, no Tick-Cocks, no Cup-Cocks. He was just like, I'm not fucking. And he broke out. We got in a fight that night. What? I'm like, nigga, how you just going to leave me, nigga? We ain't out here just to be leaving, nigga. He said, nigga, I'm good, nigga. The dick cupcakes came. I'm good,

nigga. Call me when y'all finish with the cupcakes. I'm like, he said, call me when y'all finish the cupcakes. I'm like this, I'm not eating the cupcakes, nigga. He said, no, that's what he said. He said, nigga, I don't cupcake I'm like this I'm not eating a cupcake Nigga He said No he just What he said He said

Nigga I don't know What you be doing With them bitches Nigga Damn How much you think 40 would have to get paid To eat a dick cupcake

Nothing He would never do it Never son $10,000 I'm gonna tell you Word to everything I love He would never do it son

Never do it Not with the head And the balls I don't know Chop the head off Make that shit like broccoli I don't know Just the balls But make that shit like broccoli oh just the balls but I'm saying fucking I'm telling you fuck out of here this is my fuck out of here nigga fuck all that nigga word to mother word to everything that's on everything right but the funny thing so 40 left when the dick cupcakes came out right

and then them bitches was doing y'all they had so much phone of dick cupcakes came out, right? And them bitches was doing, y'all, they had so much from them dick cupcakes. Look, they had, they was doing dick cupcakes like this, like this. Like, you know. Hands free? Yeah, hands free, like, whop. Right, they was like, hands free, whop. They was tearing them dicks up, whop, whop. This had all in their nose and shit hitting this, uh, uh, uh.

That's when they get nasty on the dick cupcake eating part, right? They like this. So the next day, saw how much I spent. It was all kind of whatever. And not whatever. I care, but it was just like, I just knew that it was dope. And I had to do a podcast.

And the podcast was about fatherhood and shit, right? And I'm in there and one of the bench, you know what that bench is? I'm doing a podcast and then Federico came in here you know Federico or some of this nigga he like what's the nigga was upstairs and Martin Lawrence brother man yeah the nigga like, bruh, man. This nigga all summer, the nigga just walk in. I'd be asleep, and I didn't know he was in there until the microwave bell went off, right?

It'd be like, bing! And I'd be like, yeah, what you doing? He said, oh, I know you still have some food over here. I'm not lying. He was like this, oh, I know you still have some food over here. I'm not lying. He was like this, oh, I know you still have some food over here. I was like, but you don't knock it. He's like, oh, come on, G. Hot plate and just leave with the plate, right?

And so Federico came in. While I was doing the podcast, I was talking about, like, being a father. He's one of my number one. I love being a father, and I need guys to step up and all this shit. And Federico, he always go see what's in the kitchen, right? This nigga go by the sink. And it's like a dozen dick cupcakes left. It's 12 dick cupcakes over there.

I'm over there with Mr. Dad. And I saw this nigga face in slow motion like Yo, he was like, yo. He just started backing up, son. And I was like, I can explain. I can explain. I was on one

podcast saying, I can explain. I can explain. I'm like this with the father's shit, right? I was like, I can explain. He was like, what you can explain? I was like, those not my dick cupcakes, nigga. He said, who's that? I'm like this with the father's shit, right? I can explain. He was like, what you explain? I was like, those not my dick cupcakes, nigga. He said, who's that? I was like, they was 40s, nigga. I gave 40 of them dick cupcakes shit.

But again, I guess there's no point in the story. It's a very funny story. But for me, it was like the vibrations, everybody was on the same frequency. Everybody was on the same frequency. And as of late, I just been feeling like I'm on the right frequency with everybody. You know what I'm saying? That's special, man. That's a special, it's like a special time in your life, right?

Yeah. Where you get in the zone. You know it's not going to last's special, man. That's a special. It's like a special time in your life, right? Yeah. Where you get in the zone. You know it's not going to last forever, but you hope it does. I be feeling like. That's sick, man. Always I be feeling like the energy is there. Until. I just.

Something. I mean, dude, I've known you for a while now and something's different about you. I don't know if it's the river or like nature. It's the river. It's a combination. But here's the thing. This is part of it. What's happening with me right now is that I'm transitioning into somebody else.

Right. And when I say that, and I thought I would never say that, that I would ever say this. As much as I'm a fan of stand-up, I love stand-up. As of late, I've been like, I'm not tripping off of stand-up. I love stand-up. As of late, I've been like, I'm not tripping off of stand-up. And not to sense the turners back on it because this year, I got some

really dope things going on with actual artist stand-up. But I'm like, I'm not tripping off of stand-up. Because I said, I could do that shit in my sleep. One of my friends is here right now. I call her almost every other morning. And when we get off the phone, I got at least 15 minutes worth of new material just off of a conversation.

You know what I mean? So me finding, all I got to do is, for me for stand-up, all I got to do is just get in the groove. And usually that's supported by Crescendo weed. I get my inspiration. But I just, I feel like once i catch that groove it's just non-stop but the reason why i said that i'm in tripping out stand-up because what i've been doing outside of stand-up in regard to branding i've been hearing that for so long what's your brand what's your brand represent what's your brand and i was like funny and I thought my only brand was funny yeah but then lately and because of the pandemic I started

pivoting I started putting my energy into different stuff and the excitement I used to get off of writing a new joke or whatever now that excitement I get out of like oh this is a business opportunity or this could lead to that or this is this or this could be for austin then yeah you know the way i think that's so different and it's because i i gotta say i'm close to 30 years doing stand-up i know how to do that part but before this pandemic whatever i thought i knew how to be a businessman you think about it every once in a while. But now I'm saying like, okay, this is why. This is how it happens.

I use Damien John as an example. The nigga was, he started FUBU. The nigga had like three or four shirts. He had the brand, he had three or four shirts and I think almost every rapper back then had the shirt. He didn't have no inventory. Like, these are going to be free samples.

And he hustled it. He hustled it. And he kept on. And here's the tough thing about when you're, like, trying to create your brand and sell your brand, people don't want you to push it on them too much. Right. They'll be like, here come this nigga with the bags. Right. You know, here come this nigga with the motherfucking whatever it is.

And that could be discouraging. But, and I look at Damien John's story, like the success he's gotten, all the fucked up shit he had to go through to get there. Nigga, if you don't get them whack-ass motherfucking shirts out of here, nobody want that shit, man. That shit look gay, nigga. Fuck do foo-foo, nigga. For us, Bob, man, the fuck, for us, fuck you.

Foo-foo. Can you imagine people, all. For us, man, the fuck, for us, fuck you. Foo-foo. Can you imagine people, all the no's. This is the thing. All the no's, all the no's, all the no's. And then you have an idea and you see it. People don't understand what your vision is, but you see it. It's crystal clear. They think you're a zombie because you're looking right through them like,

nigga, if you stand away, I can go past you. But I got my shades clear. And that's how I feel now. Even with the lotion and candles and i joked about it whatever at the beginning of it any of the products that i ever had i joked about it then i was like wait a minute this could really work this could really work to a huge level to the level of i don't have to go on the road and tell jokes so much which means I get more time on my son

yeah or you can do whatever you want if you want to go you go if you don't you don't you don't have to do it you know yeah I don't want I don't want stand up to be my job anymore I just want to do it for fun I don't want it to control you I don't want to be like yeah you do that just gonna cover this I don't want to control you know what's dope though and it's like another

word a buzzword you hear a lot, but it's like really relates to what you're doing. It's authenticity. What's a buzzword, man? Just like what you hear all the time. You hear like, oh, diversity. That's a buzzword. I mean, it does mean something.

So buzzwords, black terms, buzzwords would be like, shit, they have you fucked up for a minute, right? It's just a word you hear that doesn't, it ends up not meaning anything because people say it in the industry so much. Branding is a good one. They say it so much, you like you don't know what i'm hearing so much it means you don't hear so much what and i'm telling you man some people ain't gonna understand this i am so and people like you can't say that i am so mental health out I mean if another nigga come the mental closet no no I'm just mental health out you're sick of hearing about people and their mental health issues not don't see now you trying to fucking give me castle

you're told think of it yo you're told about I'm sick of it you sick of people mental health issues? Don't say, now you trying to fucking get me canceled. You're told. You sick of it? Yo, you're told about. Fucking sick of it, man. You sick of people talking about not committing suicide? Is that what you're saying, Donnell? That's not what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. It's just, erase the stigma. Erase the stigma. And you know how something could get so much heat and everything on it and so much awareness that it stopped being real. That's what I was just talking about.

Yeah. It stopped being real and not to be like, I'm afraid to say what I'm going to say, not to sound crazy. You know, but it's just I know people have mental issues, but like every day seems like they got a fucking grant. If you say that Michelle Obama just said she went through, it's a different type of mental depression she went through. I think it was some depression that you can have

for a period of time. Basically, it was because of dealing with the situation with the pandemic and shit. She said she was dealing with mental issues with that, dealing with the pandemic and i will just say to myself you're lying i'm like yeah you're on a track you're on a track i'm not on yeah yeah i'm like yo i mean i understand i know she was like well donnell is the people around me and everything but

you know i'm saying like i think it's a different dealing with it different than yeah a lot of motherfuckers Everyone deals with Everything differently Yep But the thing about it Is like Everybody's not crazy Like what

No but crazy is a spectrum Niggas have a bad day Niggas have a bad day And in an office Like nigga I need some pills Right now Maybe Of a bad day

Nobody's That's not true, though. I'm trying to erase. I want to erase the stigma. You do? Yeah. What I'm trying to say is like, nigga, everybody ain't crazy. Right. But crazy is just a dumb, it's a bad

description. It is a bad description. Crazy? I don't even know if that really, you're talking about institutionalized or like, you know, really suffering from a disease? I mean, my crazy different, when I was growing up, it probably had something to do with drugs too. When I was growing up, you see a motherfucker walking down, running down the street, butt-necking, you'd be like, that nigga crazy. No, he wasn't. He was on PCP.

That's true too, yeah. They used to do that in D.C. They called it the Buck, it was called Love Boat. PCP, embalming fluid, right sherm sherm that shit had motherfuckers i don't know what was it you ever smoked sherm of course i did nigga i was about that life did all that shit nigga that shit is crazy as fuck yeah man because you feel like you slow motion and shit and like clouds coming to you and shit yeah and you think you walking fast as shit man and your ass being slow motion. It's some zombie shit. I was experimental. I did it one 14

times. I was trying to say earlier about authenticity. I'm just trying to backtrack this crazy shit because niggas be like what you mean by crazy. Now there's going to be crazy people come to me. So what you trying to say I'm crazy? No. I'm just trying to say god damn boy it's like everybody mental. I'm just trying to say, god damn boy, it's like, everybody

mental. I just think it's a popular topic. It is a popular topic. Not everybody's talking about it. You just see it. Everybody's mental, man. I don't see it that often. I see cancel culture bullshit all the time, you know. Cancel culture, cancel culture. You can't say this anymore. I don't give a fuck about cancel

culture. I did a post the other day. People tried to say, oh, it was nice knowing you. Oh, good luck. We got to protect down there at all costs. And the reason why I don't give a fuck about it because I don't really make money that I make is off of a hustle. You know what I'm saying? It's not

like a TV show. It's like, oh, we're going to lose our advertisers and all that type of shit. Do you post hateful shit in your own mind? I never post hateful shit. Exactly. So I don't feel like, I feel like shit. Do you post hateful shit in your own mind? I never post hateful shit. Exactly. So I don't feel like, I feel like there are people who post hateful shit. There are people who say hateful shit. And those people, we shouldn't fuck with them.

It's not cancel culture. It's just like there's a level of like, eh, right? I do. I don't know. It doesn't bother me. We were talking about the basketball player who said the anti-Semitic thing. It's like, I don't care. He can keep his job on the Miami. What's the anti-semitic thing it's like i don't care he can keep his job on the what's the anti-semitic thing he said kike okay

okay he's ghost he's already suspended i already saw here's the thing i know i know okay you're right but i don't care and i know you're saying myself he said he said yo yo yo yo let's yo say he said i said what did he say he He said, he said, kike. I said, so what? I flew one the other day. Go fly a kite, you crazy motherfucker. What I'm trying to say is certain cultures don't identify with the slurs. Like you said, I saw your face like, he said, kike.

And I was like, okay. I mean, I get it. I'm just saying it's something that's bad. I don't get it. It's something that's bad. You know, you shouldn't say that word. You should know not to say that word. If you know that word, you should know not to say that word.

But some people don't know what that word means. So it was a black guy that said it? He's a white guy, right? He's a white guy. Yeah, a white guy saying it is like a black guy would never like this we don't think a black guy could say it it's not it's possible we could it don't flow it don't flow it don't flow i mean and then you guys invented the word the only words we want to use to make you feel bad is words we invented we can't you guys invented that word we don't

want your words jewish people we want our own n-word but it don't but it's so it's just so funny man it's so funny like how certain words a different culture means something different right yeah like i didn't even know like in the black community right they're gonna if you say then is gonna go crazy right in a white where well I didn't know that they have a word like that the sea were the sea were the sea were y'all that word I didn't even know yo honestly Karen is getting up there too now Karen is bad but Karen is bad but did like like oh boy like if you me, Karen, if you say to a white woman, Oh no.

Okay. Karen. Or you're such a, you're such a cunt. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. Oh,

that's like, what did you say to me? You're a fucking cunt. You, yo, if you say that to a black, if you say that to a black chick, you like,

to a black chick, you're a cunt. Man, get the fuck out of here, man. Yeah. That ain't shit? It ain't nothing, cunt. Oh, that's nothing? That's dope.

Yeah. The C word to a white woman is. Oh, yeah. The C word to a white woman is. It's like the K word. It's like the K word for the Jewish people. But you know what? I know people get upset about it, but they don't even call it the K word, right?

Nah. I don't really know it the K word, right? Nah, I don't really know. I mean, I'm not like, but I think the thing, you know, like Julian Edelman, the football player, he just reached out to him, and I think that is the right thing to do to people who have racist things or just invite them to hang out, you know what I mean? That's what we need to do more often is just hang out. He wouldn't say that word if he hung out with enough Jewish people because he wouldn't want to bum his Jewish friends out. I don't say that word if he hung out with enough Jewish people because he wouldn't want to bum his Jewish friends out.

I don't know about that because them motherfuckers that scaled the Capitol, I don't ever want to hang out with them niggas. But the funny thing about it is that I probably hung out with them.

You definitely do want to hang out with them. You're lying. They're good at fishing. They're great at hunting. No, the funny thing about it, you know what? The life that I've chosen

being a river near you and everything, I don't even know it, but I've probably been hanging with them Capital scalers They weren't dressed up that way They had their regular shit on They tried to trick me that's why they was wearing

Deer horns So you mean To tell me my mans is in them With scale in the capital Some of them were yeah Many friends in Xenia. Many friends in Xenia. Xenia?

Don't do this. Don't do Ohio. Don't bring Ohio in this. Should I worry about Ohio? Please don't bring... I'm sure somebody from Ohio was there. I'm sure a bunch of people... Please don't bring O-H. Don't bring O-H-I-O on me.

Because I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you. And I know we get... I'm going to tell you something. Don't you talk about... What if you found out... Donnell, let me ask you a question. Don't talk about them Buckeyes.

Donnell, what if you found out that the guys who own the... Them Buckeye bitches? Donnell. Buckeye bitches. What if you found out the guys who own the... Buckeye bitches. He said it. Donnell, what if you found out...

Yo, them Buckeye bitches. Somebody told me. I probably said this. Somebody told me this one time. She said, Donnell. And I probably said this to her. She said, them buck-eyed bitches will suck the skin off your dick. Mine.

It was specific. Off of your dick. Mine. It was specific off of yo dick for rent money. Black or white. That's what this girl told me. And I looked at her right in the face and said, well, how much is rent in Ohio, bitch? I got about five buck eyes right here. I got about five buck eyes. I got like three Xenia rents. I got about 12 fuckinguckeyes right here. I got about five Buckeyes. I got like three Xenia, Xenia Rents.

I got about 12 fucking Ion Rents. I know I had about three Beaver Creeks in me right there, sir. Yellow Springs might be a little, I had about 30 Springfield motherfucking Rents in my motherfucking pocket. Don't fuck with them Buckeye bitches. This is the Donnie R. Rawlings Show. You probably learned nothing. As I always say, a joke can be too soon, but it never could be too soon for funny observation. Get your new dildos today. Thank you.