Donnell - Black to Reality
Episode Date: October 1, 2024In this Episode, Donnell fires his staff and replaces them with an all-black crew. This episode is sponsored by Hims (https://www.hims.com/donnell). This episode is sponsored by Mando. Control Body... Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code DONNELL at http://shopmando.com! #mandopod Sponsor Donnell: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/donnell This podcast is produced by The Paragon Collective. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Round here, if it smell funny, onions getting peeled.
Round here, if it smell funny, get your onion peeled.
Round here, it'll be smolting at all.
It'll be smolting at all.
It'll be smolting at all.
It'll be smolting.
It'll be smolting at all.
So, welcome to another edition of I Don't Like to Call This a Podcast, I Like to Call It a Show.
If you haven't been following this show, it was a genius idea of a producer to switch everything about the Donnell Rawlings Show
to the point where he wanted to rename it Donnell.
I don't like Donnell, I like the Donnell Rawlings Show because this is not a podcast. It's a show.
And since then, I think that this, if you're listening to this or watching it,
it's probably in the sixth or seventh episode to which I fucking still fucking hate it.
And I'll tell you why.
This is not just coming from me.
This is from the people.
Some of you people have been commenting.
Some of you people have been following me for years. They say, and we talked about this on an episode,
hashtag Donnell to white.
And I'm offended by that.
Yes.
Have I been in some white?
Yes.
You know what it is.
Shout out to Becky and Kern,
the ones that really put it down for the Peace Corps.
Have I been in white?
Yes.
Am I white?
No.
Do I care about the white audience?
Yes.
A lot.
I like some Caucasians. I don't want y'all to think this is hate speech or anything.
Not all are Caucasians. I like the Caucasians, to be honest, the ones that make me money.
I like crackers that put money in my pocket.
Okay. Shouldn't say a cracker.
Today, we're going to do something different.
And if you don't know, if you're watching this podcast or this is for the first time,
there are three people that make the donnell rawlings show go that's katie alex and donnell
i work with people that have in the past called human resources on me without even the human
resource department to complain about my work ethics to complain about how i treat people and first off
how the f**k do we got a human resources department that i don't know about the whole idea of this
show is hey donnell i got this idea we'll do shows we won't tell you anything about the show
we'll just surprise you and you got to deal with on the spot somewhat of a prank show with some structure that's kind of sketch base brilliant idea i liked it but at times i wasn't comfortable with some of
the topics one particularly man and you would never see this episode there was a story that
leaked about barack obama back in the day younger college days where he allegedly was doing illicit drugs and doing
some
homosexual activity
you guys would never see that episode
ever ever
because I would never use my platform
to try to degrade
a man
who I think to be one of the dopest
black Americans
in the history of black Americans.
What if it was true?
What?
Like, what if it was true?
We're not going to talk about that.
All right?
If you want to figure it out, you Google Obama.
But we're not going to talk about that.
And then you're questioning me.
Here's the problem now.
You're questioning me as a white woman to a black man.
It's supposed to be what I say stands, and that's it what do you want to do interject your whiteness and this is
after you guys this is the people behind that camera they created in a show idea where they
would have someone come and replace me another person would take over my show i hated idea all right there's another idea some of them i
like some of them i didn't like but didn't i didn't like the power or direction that this
show was going in and a lot of people say yeah man them white dudes man you let them do say
whatever they want to do and the idea of the show was i couldn't i couldn't argue anything I had to go with what was the show so just because
the name is the Donnell Rawlins show and I realized I have the power to do whatever I want to do
um Alex um in in the vein of or the attitude of Donald Trump, you're fired.
And see how white people get fired?
They don't say anything.
Wait a minute, you're fired.
I feel like I should be able to... When you don't have a chance,
like first off, you're fired.
Well, dude, when we fired you, you had a chance to talk about it.
You didn't fire me.
You tried to replace me, which was the most disrespectful thing.
It didn't work out.
Why am I fired?
But he could never be the Donovan.
Why am I fired?
What's the reason for me getting fired?
Huh?
What's the reason for me getting fired?
You're fired doesn't mean sit down and have an intervention or talk about it.
I've decided, because this is is my show that you're done.
So what are you going to replace me with?
First off,
you don't have to have this conversation. I'm going to replace
you with what I feel is best for me,
for my culture, and for the streets.
So that's not a thing for you to even
concern yourself with, and especially when you're fired.
In true white tradition,
I'm going to do what I want to do.
You're fired, and I would
like for you to leave, because I've already
decided that I have a team of people that's going to
help me get this show on track on the
urban side. Too black, too strong.
Hi, Alex.
Oh, man.
This is incredible.
Hi, Alex. Hi, Alex.
Na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na.
Hey, hey, hey. Can I say a couple things?
Can I say a couple things?
Is this one working?
It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
What do you want to say? I will give you opportunity. What do you want to say? I will give
you opportunity. What do you want to say?
Okay. I feel like at the end of the day, I'm not
getting paid here. This is my studio. Nobody
getting paid. And at the end of the day, nobody
what do you mean? I've been here to help you the whole
time. And I'm going to help you. And since
we want to talk. No, no, no. Okay. And at the end of
the day, can you be a mediator? No, at the end
of the day, nobody watched the old podcast.
What the f*** are you talking about?
It had no virality at all.
What we were doing here was a way to mix it up, a way to grow things up.
And at the end of the day, if I'm doing something that's advanced of what a normal podcast producer,
should not be based on the skill of what we're trying to do here instead of the color of my skin.
I didn't do that.
I didn't try because you're white.
What skill did you show?
No, he thinks I want to get him out of here because he's white.
That has nothing to do with it.
Let's be clear for a second.
Go get a black job.
This is not going viral.
Go get a black job.
There's no part of this that's going viral at all or attracting new viewers.
You'd be so surprised.
Can I tell you what this is?
Wait for my niggas to get a hold of this.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Keep talking.
Go ahead.
Let everything inside out.
Right.
All right.
And I love everybody here.
I love everybody here.
I love everybody here.
Let me just say.
What?
Okay, go ahead.
But it looks like we just got invaded by the cast of Old Panther.
Oh!
Oh!
So this podcast was on a trajectory to be one of the biggest podcasts.
I lost interest.
And now it's on a trajectory to get an AARP
card. Okay, and guess what?
And guess what? We f***ed
AARP cards. Why?
Because you need your benefits.
I did AARP all the time.
But what you're trying to tell me is that the only way
you can make it in this podcast business is you
f***ing succumb to the dumb, stupid,
young, f***ing ignorant, flat boy
shit, fat boy s*** that the white boys do.
I don't do that.
And I could find an audience.
And I am going to find an audience.
You do do that.
You know how happy they're going to be?
You went on Tony Marco and did the same s***
and it was your most viral thing.
Every time you go on The Breakfast Club,
it's the same kind of thing of what we're doing here.
It is literally the same thing.
It's not slapstick.
Black people don't like that slapstick comedy.
The only person that can get away with that is Jim Carrey.
All that s*** you guys had going on.
What reference is that?
From 1994?
Yeah.
Because that's how old it is.
That's how old it is.
We're in TikTok era.
You know what?
He is a perfect example of what the f*** I hate about the industry.
You got to talk about a certain age.
What's your demo?
Guess what?
This podcast, everybody going to f*** like it.
What you consider the old people, they're going to support you.
We sell motherf***ers dick pills.
In fact, when do we got to get sponsored for this show?
We ain't got to f***ing get sponsored.
We're selling people of all ages whose penis don't work because of what we put in the food
Why are you looking at me?
Yeah.
Mind work.
At the end of the day, Alex, it's time to go.
You're fired.
You're fired, Alex.
It was a good...
We enjoyed you. We're taking this back
black again. Ready to reset?
Let's do this.
Come on. Well, first off, I never
left black. Alright. I just
gave other people... You're still here. I'm trying
to leave and you're just talking. Just go.
Good luck getting alone with
this podcast.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! the level of disrespect and a typical white guy he didn't know how to fucking leave but you know what i want to mix it up too black too strong
yo donnell what are those amazing underwear you're wearing wait a minute wait a minute yo
we already decided you're not black why you have to start your sentence with yo, Donnell?
Well, I mean, just when we were naked earlier, you were showing me your underwear.
Oh, come on, Seth.
This is the reason why I didn't want to do this podcast.
This is the reason why I didn't do the podcast.
And don't tell me you're going to start talking about yo, Donnell, your balls and underwear.
Well, I mean, we usually like to sleep naked, but when you brought in the Donnell.
Now we, you sleep naked.
I sleep naked by myself preferably
with a beautiful young lady i mean if that's what you want to call me that's what you want to call
me all right talk about it i will say this i've had the sheath experience yeah and i didn't agree
with it because i didn't know how comfortable i'd be with you selling me underwear but i will say
being a little skeptical i did try it And everything you talked about it, the extra pocket, how tight they are, the material, the style of it.
And even when I got undressed and I had my sheath, and I kind of like took my pants down real, real slow.
Yeah.
And it was a look on my face like, oh, my God, where'd you get those from?
I was there, dude.
No, whatever.
I just wanted to say.
All I wanted to say was, do you know nothing about these?
And you know what she said?
Oh, sheath so i will
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sheath you support beneath i like that yeah once you go sheath you support beneath that's your
sheath right yeah and so again we've talked about the urologist benefits of it reducing infections
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Anyo, all right, he had a little Korean.
I want to mix it up.
Too black, too strong.
War, what is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again. Look look at god this the motherfucking shit
i'm talking about i don't have to talk like i beg your pardon or any of that i don't have to deal
with this fucking goddamn frat boy oh did you see his balls type of joke and i'm telling y'all i
would never lose my blackness and it was nothing wrong with the donna rollins show before this
crack i mean before this white man came and tried to take it over.
It was always a good show.
And I want to let y'all know, we're going back to being black.
Love my niggas, but where's my bitches?
Love my niggas, but where's my bitches?
Love my niggas, but where's my...
Love my...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Black lives matter i got the power yes katie no we don't want white people katie you can stay nothing like having a white bitch in the mix get in there but listen now this i feel
so i feel so oh man i should talk like this. Yo, dig this.
So look, let me tell you what's going on.
Dig this.
So we reinvented this podcast, right?
And we came back and these white boys was having me, not having me do anything because I would never do, you can't tell me what to do, but they would suggest some things that
didn't really feel well with me.
I watched, I saw.
And I saw, okay, we're going to get to that.
And then I told people that
I got some nice, I got some
positive bitches in my life. Queens.
We got some
positive queen bitches in the
house. You know, I feel like
there was a Linda.
There was a Linda and Toya
and Jamie and Nikki.
About three Nickys.
See, see Katie?
That's what culture is all about.
That's what being in touch
with Urban Dictionary.
And let me explain,
let me explain this.
I have one,
because I got to be diverse
to have everything.
I have one person, Jamie,
she's going to represent
the L-B-G-T-Q-R-F.
On them letters.
Okay, watch it.
Watch it.
Okay, all right.
Just so I be politically correct,
how many letters is it lgbtqia plus because there's other ones okay i know the alphabet but where's what is the plus the plus is you know just whatever whatever yeah so the plus is the
plus the plus pansexual asexual i don't know all these sexuals. I don't know. So you're saying the plus could go to any party and say it's popping in here.
They could go in a party and see dudes, it's popping in here.
They could go in a party and see women and say they're popping in here.
They pop with anything.
Yeah, it's just very free-spirited.
You're too spirited.
Can you imagine if you were a plus and you're single?
If you're plus and you're single, then you need to check something else out.
So a person can identify as a plus?
Yeah, they can.
So you're just saying I'm a plus?
Well, I don't think you want to be a plus, do you?
I don't want to be a plus, but see, because people say I'm ignorant.
You're here to educate me and explain to me how some of my thoughts are ignorant.
Well, I don't think you're ignorant
because you're always down to learn.
I'm always what? Down to learn. I know that's
right. You always ask me, you know.
You'll call me in the middle of the night.
What does
pansexual mean? I'm like, I'm trying
to sleep. No.
I know I would call you at the middle of the night
and say, I saw a guy that looked like a Steve, but his
name tag said Susan.
What do I do?
Do I be ignorant and still call him Steve?
Or do I call him Susan?
And what do I say?
Whatever they want to identify with.
Absolutely.
See, you're learning.
I am learning.
You actually do listen.
So when I did and I said, I said, okay, what up my nigga Susan?
I'm learning.
Okay. And in the middle, representing what what up my nigga Susan? I'm learning. Okay.
And in the middle representing what people understand is like representing this podcast
is all about family.
So I have a sister, not just a sister, but my sister that would probably, if you need
to have know anything about me as a child, childhood experience, what type of kid I was
and what type of family man was, that's who we direct.
You see what happens when we fire all the motherfuckers
out of here?
You get family back in the house.
Get family back in the house
and because I don't want to trust
my thoughts or whatever,
I have a research analyst
or specialist
that will answer any questions
or at least,
which Alex never did,
get to the root of it
and the origin of it.
And Latoya,
she's our research bitch.
Facts.
Queen.
I mean queen bitch. God damn it! she's our research bitch. Facts. Queen. I mean, queen bitch.
God damn it!
It's day by day.
Step by step.
Step by step.
And also,
we used to do this podcast.
You did this podcast with me.
Yes, I miss it.
It's been two years
since I've been here.
It's been two years
since you've been here
and what hasn't changed
is your shirt game is on fire.
All right?
I had to bring it back
because I had to bring
our viewers back.
No, no, no.
No.
We're not bringing our viewers back.
We're reintroducing a podcast that had viewership, but we just wasn't sending it out.
Okay.
All right.
Cut to, there was nothing wrong with our goddamn podcast other than the frequency of it or
whatever.
But what has been consistent with you since the last time I saw you is that your shirt
game is on fire.
Thank you.
All right.
And that's, my eyes are up here.
Keep them up.
All right.
So going from a person, a co-host,
was co-hosting the show,
what do you feel,
how did you feel about what we were doing?
I felt like you looked uncomfortable
a lot of the times.
Because I know-
White man keeps staring me in my face all the time.
Go ahead. Yeah, I feel like even us walking in today with our team and the family right you
your energy is changed from the previous ones that i watched black chicks would do that too they were
and i mean the the podcasts were as long as we could we were trying to be short for i know you
like it long yeah but for the white man leading it you know so i'm like first off white man. We was trying to be short for it. I know you like it long. Yeah, but for the white man leading it, you know?
So I'm going to start.
Well, first off,
white man wasn't leading.
I was leading.
I was listening to it
and I was consulting with him
on some stuff.
Okay.
And he's not a bad guy.
The idea of what he wanted
with the podcast,
I'm not mad at it.
But you fired him.
Yeah, fuck that motherfucker.
Yeah, fuck that motherfucker.
So I'm going to just,
we need to bring everyone
back together.
Like, it's not white, black.
You know, I'm going to be
the Kamala Harris of the show. I'm going to bring everyone together. She's not black. It's okay. That's a good question. Don't even, no,. It's not white, black. I'm going to be the Kamala Harris of the show.
I'm going to bring everyone together.
She's not black.
It's okay.
That's a good question.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to be that of the show.
If you decide to bring Alex back, he could be my Dougie, but he needs to know who's the lead.
Okay.
All right.
That gives me to something that I really want to talk about.
And as I said, we're talking about making this show more black. Why don't
people want to
give her her black card? And why is it
always a question that she's not really black?
Because I believe that there's
a lot of outsiders
infiltrating and putting stuff into our
social media that do that.
Because we'll accept other biracial people,
right? Barack Obama, the first black
president. Shout out to Jamie.
Jamie. No, no. We Obama, the first black president. Shout out to Jamie. Jamie.
No, no, we got one.
We got one.
We got one.
She about to be our biracial expert.
And I'm black and Jewish.
Oh, you save money and eat fried chicken.
Good job.
All right.
Okay, go ahead.
And I wish I wouldn't tell my daughters they ain't black.
So I think there's people that are not us putting this in people's heads right so she is black she went to a black college she grew up in
oakland her mom was a part of like she so all you gotta do is be from oakland to be nah but that
helps okay good good and her mom was part of the uh the black panthers they helped did help um
around oakland inspired my hair go and she like and they want to say like the people that are filter filtering into our system our social media pages that are not us we want to say that she also did
not help with um that she locked up black people okay I just want to just news alert some of them
needed to be locked up all right I'm not saying people were in it for a certain thing but people
forget to understand is that she's a prosecutor and her job is to lock people up.
She probably locked up some black people and she locked up some white people
and there's some black people need to be locked up.
There's one dude in particular,
murder G from Brooklyn.
I was so happy when he finally got locked up.
Murder rate went down.
So don't get it twisted.
Some of you motherfuckers need to go to jail.
Yeah.
Continue.
So she also like,
so some people got
like the people are saying thousands and thousands it was less than a thousand of people getting
locked up getting that she locked up but what did they do that's what i want to know i need to know
that but but the thing is it wasn't even all black so we don't have the actual numbers of how many of
those people are actually black how do you fault a person that's a prosecutor that's her job to
lock niggas up correct and i mean when i say, I don't mean niggas like black people.
When I say niggas, I'm using people.
That's what she do.
She lock people up.
That is not my question.
And I'm from Northern California during that time.
And I remember it was all-
That sounded very, very white.
And I remember it was-
No, wait.
Northern?
Northern California.
Northern.
And I remember-
No, Northern.
Northern.
Okay.
And I remember when people had her on the news because she was too soft on crime
because what she was doing for people
between 19 and 24 for their first offense,
she was not sending them to jail.
She was sending them to get job education,
sending them, finding ways to help them
to put them on a different path.
And then what happened?
They didn't get help?
No, they did.
There's people out there talking like she was,
I was one of the people she saved.
So why don't we hear that about her when we hear about her?
Exactly.
So I love her new social media team.
So I think that they're going to be working on that.
Right.
But because they're blocking it, they're blocking it.
And people want to believe I'm not this.
I understand.
I was in a town hall the other day and I understand not everyone knows how our government works.
Right.
And I think we need to do more things to show how our government works.
Like that school.
But what was that back in the day?
I'm just a bill.
A school boy.
Schoolhouse rock.
Schoolhouse rock.
I think we need to have more things like that because people, they fight so hard, but they don't actually know how things work.
They're like, oh, Trump gave me my money.
They gave me twelve hundred dollars during during COVID.
That got my vote.
But that wasn't him.
It was the Congress. It was a Democratic Congress. He fought it. He didn't want to give it. they gave me $1,200 during COVID. That got my vote, but that wasn't him.
It was the Congress.
It was a Democratic Congress that did it.
He fought it.
He didn't want to give it.
But he put his name on it to say, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did that.
I want to keep it open for anybody that's watching this podcast.
I really don't.
Like I said, I don't really like talking about politics.
It's facts or facts.
Facts or facts.
But this is what I would say about politics.
And this is where I go.
Either party that you side with or whatever, it's politics, it's all fucked up.
And I just want to say this.
And at the end of the day, you're going to get fucked.
You got one party that's going to do Vaseline.
Another party is going to not do Vaseline.
Which one's going to hurt worse?
Oh, yeah.
The one that's going to hurt worse is Republican.
They ain't going to do no loops.
It's going to be straight chafing, all that stuff.
Take it, take it, take it.
Now, the Democratic Party, they're still going to fuck you fuck you but at least they're gonna have a candlelight dinner they'll put you in an
uber opposed to a shared lift but at the end of the day guess what everybody get fucked i think
i think that's what they want you to believe i don't believe i think there's a space in america
for everybody nobody's taking over nobody's jobs nope this is your black job no one's gonna come
sit here and take over this job well this is my black job right now and guess what alice you don't get no goddamn
black job we take all our black jobs back i'm gonna just say this one last thing on politics
and we can move on i believe most of america are centrist like we we sit right in the middle from
republicans we're not far far right we're not far left most of us sit right in the middle we believe
there's a space for everybody. We believe that women
should have rights. We believe... Nah, we don't
believe y'all need to have rights. Y'all talk too much. Go make
me a sandwich. I don't want to hear that shit.
We believe women should have rights.
Calm down! It was a joke!
We believe women should have rights.
I don't need a sandwich. Make me some greens, bitch.
It was a joke.
Some chitlins. If we all come together...
Who can make chitlins? None of us. You know what? That's so funny about this. That is so funny. Now, I don's some chitlins if we all come together who can make chitlins none of us you know
what that's so funny about this that is so funny now i don't eat chitlins but i was watching the
episode it was one of those court shows it was divorce court right and there's one dude it was
so settled with the fact that this guy took his wife he was like man you know what your honor
i don't have no problem with him he took my wife that's whatever but then this man asked my wife
to make him some chitlins yo he was like this and you can see in his eyes it was so much pain
off please no i like this look all right fuck the black part didn't work it was so much it was so
much pain in his eyes not the fact that his wife was dumb, dumb, dipping out on him. But he said, your honor. And he asked my wife to make him children.
And Judge Mathis started laughing and everything.
But then I was reading some of the comments when I saw that post.
And a lot of people said, you know what?
That's the last straw.
That shit.
That shit.
That's the last straw.
Literally and figuratively, Tiffany's speaking.
But when I understand what their explanation was, they were talking about
not the fact that she cooked,
but the time
and the effort it made.
Now, he probably
wouldn't have been that mad
if she said,
my wife made a grilled cheese.
Anybody can make a grilled cheese.
Chitlins?
You got to sit there
and clean, clean, clean.
All day,
you got to deal with that
smoke and everything.
So I kind of understood
when he was like this.
That was something
that's personal to that and how dare you now we were talking earlier yes about black white and
kamala kamala comma comma i kind of like remember you could say a period i'm sorry what is it
research no you could say a period you could say i know fact check comma say it comma la la remember you could say a question mark you could say period
you could say comma period comma comma we're talking about that we're talking about her
identifier uh black white white say she's a black woman um uh lbg liaison and um lbg and
racial liaison do you ever have any situations
where people don't connect with your blackness
or you have to explain that you are black?
He's talking to you.
Jamie.
He said Jamie LBGTQ.
And then he said the race liaison.
You're also the racial.
All right, whatever I said,
that's the question for...
All right, okay, here it is.
Who else is biracial in here? I am. So I that's a question for... Alright, okay, here it is. Who else is biracial
in here? I am.
I'll speak on that. Alright, okay, just wild guess.
Who else has nigger half cracker in here?
Alright, nigga, cool way, brother,
sister. First of all, I'm not a nigga.
I'm not a bitch. Okay, you know what?
I'm not saying you're either one of those,
but your neck motion would say
that you side with one side. She is a queen.
Yeah, first of all. Anytime you start off with first of all.
I never heard a white woman start off with first of all.
They might start off with literally or figuratively,
but not first of all.
Oh, listen, they come for me on Twitter all the time
talking about I'm not black enough.
But my daddy black black.
Okay.
In the case with Kamala.
Right.
What?
Do you think it's unfair to say that she's not black
the argument and it's so stupid to me
the argument people are saying is like this
she's not really black
to you is she really black
until she's black
yes I mean she's black she comes from
a black background her heritage
her ancestors they're black
her father's a black Jamaican
you don't know you don't know you're black black barry oscar and it just it's like so sad like how slow the world is because
they just don't realize like the argument on twitter is like oh well he's jamaican not black
like duh he's a black jamaican right they don't understand the ethnicity and race so that that's
the that's a problem right there in America.
So in America, when they say black America, they are born here in America being black.
Some people are thinking African Americans only equals black.
Until you get pulled over.
Okay, what do you identify when you get pulled over by the police?
You're treating the same.
Oh, I know how to switch.
Look, I code switch like a motherfucker.
You passing, Jamie?
Or you said, look,ly telling us you passed?
I do.
I do.
I can go
and switch code.
I got all different switch codes.
I got the gay switch code. I got the white switch code.
Yas! When would you switch up?
Yas! Oh, damn. Did I just gay switch code?
Yes, you did.
But you know what's funny, Jamie. Did I just get a switch coat? Yes, you did. See, all right, Yas.
I know what Yas means.
But you know what's funny, Jamie?
Because I'm black and Filipino, so most Filipinos say I'm not Filipino enough because I don't
look like them.
No, you're too tall to be a Filipino.
Ain't nobody going to believe that.
They say that too, darling.
You're like the center of the Filipino women's basketball team.
They be like, nah, she can say what she want to say.
Very true.
She'd be dunking on them like crazy.
Because no matter what, you're black because you look black.
Correct.
Correct.
Right.
And then that's the problem, too, is that we're not taking enough time to ask people their ethnicity or their background.
That's just like asking.
Well, you can just look and tell.
But when people ask me now, what are you? look and tell. But like when people ask me now,
like what are you?
I say human
because like don't ask me
no stupid shit.
That's the first,
that's a great response
for somebody
that represents the LBGT.
It corrects.
They always have another answer.
Well, you know, I'm human.
I'm a human.
That answer be irritating
the shit out of me
when they say that.
I'm like, nah,
you know what I mean.
No, I don't know what you mean.
Yeah, you do.
Talking to the mic, Jamie. Actually, because you are human. I mean, I am human. We you know what I mean. No, I don't know what you mean. Yeah, you do. Talking to the mic, Jamie.
Actually, because you are human.
I mean, I am human.
We all know that.
Right.
So I'm talking about what I don't know.
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your partner will thank you yes they will what i did but it is true when they say black don't
crack it don't crack because Because I know, me personally,
I probably look like I'm like 25 years old.
Did you see that new study?
I don't know about all that.
Times two.
Times two.
Times two.
Did you see the new study?
But I know that I look better.
I didn't get those jeans.
No, I didn't.
Because I have to do both.
So I didn't get the black crack.
I know that I look better than everybody I went to school with.
Did you see the study that says that
I think it was out of Harvard
fact checker I think it's out of Harvard
that
you can see the
physical changes in people
at 44 and
60 years old
I just read that too
I started looking at myself in the mirror
I'm at 44 years old 44 mirror and like, I started seeing stuff.
I'm a 44 years old,
44 and a half.
And I'm like,
I'm like,
what is happening to my face?
I don't understand what's happening.
Like it just looks different.
So I started,
I went and got my first little,
um,
tune ups on my face.
I don't even know what that means.
Um,
I got some filler and I got some Botox because this is going away.
But I'm just saying,
what do you think?
What do you think about?
What do you think? This is not your first time getting Botox.
What do you think about?
What?
No, I did.
I'll show you the before pictures, Jamie.
My thoughts on it?
I'm like this.
Just get old.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, and it's so, we live in a society like it's so much ageism.
They make you feel bad about getting older.
But guess what getting older means?
You living, motherfucker. True.
You know what I'm saying? And I even had the issue
like me. I don't dye my beard.
You know what I'm saying? Well, that's not what you said when you asked me, should you dye
your beard? What? No, I said
the reason why, the only reason
why I thought about dyeing my
beard, and a couple of times, because in
this business of Hollywood, and this is so fucked up,
it's just that age means a lot.
You know what I'm saying? There's a,
there's a,
an unknown saying,
or people might not to be popular.
Like we can't sell gray.
So now they forcing you to do everything for your appearance to look
younger.
And I'm like,
what is wrong with aging?
Like I know even with me in the audition process,
whatever now I know I'm not going to go in for a role being 30 years
old.
So I'm like this,
I'll go for a mid-50 role.
I could bust it down to 50, but
I personally don't have
no problem with getting old
and I don't understand why people are so afraid
of getting older. Getting older
is a sign of life.
Yeah, but at the same note, you're the guy that dates
all young girls, so you're talking about... I don't date all young
girls. I don't date
all young girls.
What?
Nothing, I embrace it i don't done i don't date all young girls do you embrace women that are older he might not date all young
girls but he definitely dates snow bunnies okay and there's nothing wrong with that we'll get to
that fuck you and dr umar all right fuck you and dr umar tell dr umar he want to talk shit about
bunny hopping where the fuck is the school can we get some white people to hop into your motherfucking school that nobody never, ever heard of it?
Back to your question.
I don't date all young chicks.
I can find myself being attracted to all ages.
You know what I'm saying?
And like my baby mother, everybody know my baby mother's a lot younger.
And it was something that I didn't look like I was preying on.
It just so happened. You know, can I, in even in my special i said brand new old bitch i wouldn't
but there's something to say about i could date someone closer to my age but the same thing with
women when women be in relationships or get divorced and shit the first thing they fucking
say is like i'm gonna give me a young dude i don't know i don't think they said that yeah i think
i've been divorced i so I never said that.
Some of them, they just want to just
I mean, if they're just trying to get worn out
That part. First of all, it ain't just
young dudes that are worn out.
Y'all ain't the one. We got a sponsor
that can help me get worn out.
So don't act like it's just the young dudes
that be, you know. What's the name of our sponsor?
What's the name of our sponsor?
Who are you?
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What's that?
What is that?
What is that?
We fired him.
We need our.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
But what we say.
But no.
So I do have to say.
We're talking about bed and stuff and sleeping with the younger guys.
The older guys actually know what they're doing.
The young guys will just go to pound town. The older guys will get it there. But you can do it. You know with the younger guys. The older guys actually know what they're doing. The young guys will just go to pound town.
The older guys will get it there.
But you can do it.
You know, the nice ones.
The older guys are going down on you.
The younger guys are like, ugh.
Then you got, like I said, you got those 30, 50-year-olds joining to mix them all up.
30, 50.
Yeah, the 30, 50.
Like, you don't know what.
One day I'm 50, one day I'm 30.
That's me.
Yeah.
But I was saying, but the thing like I know especially in this
business nobody wants to get old yeah but what's wrong with getting old and then like you can get
all the work you want I just feel like to do that you got to keep it up you got to keep it up
and eventually all that shit is going to fucking fade and you're going to be back to where you
fucking supposed to be do I look but I do I look that different i i kept it cute see i kept it demure i kept it respectful i think i think it's psychological because you didn't notice the
difference i don't notice the difference you know i'm saying that's good and then another thing
that probably about about asian is like how you talk to people the type of shit you and the
energy you have age or asians aging you know like the thing with that is like, how do you talk to people?
You could be fucking older with a young spirit that have energy.
Well, that's true.
We are energy.
I live in Yellow Springs, Ohio, and my neighbor's average age is like 65 years old.
And these people out here, they ride bikes.
They're doing all types of shit.
So I just think that a lot of it is mental.
But if you look at me, my thing is this.
Me personally, you got to be able to look in the mirror and be happy with what you see.
I agree.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to be able to, whether you beat the shit out your face or not beat your face,
you got to be able to look and say, well, I'm happy with that person. And it comes to the full circle.
I had 44.
Look at you with the gay turn.
That's what I mean.
At 44, I started seeing that and looking in the mirror
and not seeing what I'm used to seeing.
So you feel demure.
Demure.
What is demure?
A soft.
Fact checker.
What is demure?
Fact checker.
A trans woman went viral
on TikTok
for a video that she did the girl with the penis
don't know don't know okay i stand corrected stop it she didn't have a penis i mean we don't know
she's we don't know that we don't know her business correct but she is going through a
transition so just respect that i didn't disrespect it now that her video went went viral like netflix gave her um an ad verizon gave her
an ad like all these companies are picking her up and now she's able to pay for her transition
so it's not really the story really is is that like now she's able to
we got it latoya what'd you say never mind the definition Latoya demure reserved modest and shy a demure young lady okay so here's a real shy real quick this
is a young lady that we're speaking of yes all right so that's demure demure demure but I can't
have demure without saying it like that demure why can't I just say demure fuck that's demure demure demure but i can't have demure without saying it like that
why can't i just say demure fuck that y'all demure i'm demure
that was demure and i don't know if i'm ready for demure so i would i wanted to keep it simple
i could add more stuff to look you know to look more snatched but i think it's demure it's
respectful but what i'm saying it's gonna you can look more snatch but it's gonna be like an older woman wanting to look more snatch i agree you know i'm saying it's like
well i don't know what a lot of women do all these things to please men or for them but men
really like it how it is i think you guys don't know well you guys do not know the difference
i've seen a picture i know a botox bitch no you. I've been getting Botox for 10 years. You have no idea.
Why do you say that? I know
this part. I know what this do. That's not
Botox. Okay. Okay. All right.
But why do you do it? If you don't know
this, why do you do it? I do it for me. I don't
do it for y'all niggas. All right.
You guys don't know.
I've seen where men have been shown pictures
like, oh, I like a girl with no makeup,
but it's really a light beat makeup.
She does have a lot of makeup on, but it's just light.
You guys' understanding of our faces is very-
Nobody want to be around a motherfucker that look like they're going to a drag show at
five o'clock, eight o'clock in the morning.
Well, that's what you feel like, but the thing is-
No, it couldn't-
I don't look like I'm going to a drag show, but I have a ton of makeup on right now.
All right.
So what I'm saying is you guys don't know.
But what is the person that- Okay, for the motherfuckers what is that here's my thing beat your face
be beautiful whatever but when a different personality comes with that like you feel
like you're a different personality don't match the face right because i used to have this thing
i said you know what motherfucker is pretty i said but sometimes people are pretty ugly
they're pretty on the outside but they're ugly on the inside. Agreed. Agreed.
Shout out to Flavor Flav.
Anyway.
No, I'm just joking.
It was a joke.
Flavor Flav, is he demure?
You know Flavor Flav sponsored the women's U.S.
Sorry, Olympics women's water polo.
You know why, right? My daughter plays water polo.
Why he do the basketball team?
Because he could swim and he
wanted to show everybody flavor flavor like white bitches there's a black girl on the team okay
first of all donnell is like basket robbins all right all flavors all right but one thing about
that you date one white chick and then according to dr umar you're a bunny hopper. You haven't dated one white chick.
I did one.
One that was half and half.
But for the most part, my record is like, it's a variety.
Oh, you mean publicly dated?
What?
Publicly.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I'm just saying you haven't dated just one white chick.
Yeah.
But that's the thought of it.
Fuck it.
Not me with one.
But that's the rule.
You do one, it's like he's just
a bunny hopper and what's
wrong y'all mother fuckers
y'all swirling the milk
well since you've been with all different flavors what's the best
chocolate
I love how fast that was
chocolate always is going to be the best
I love how fast that was but then you can swirl it with a little
vanilla but chocolate is always
going to be the best I tell you this
at the same damn time I tell you this. At the same damn time.
I'll tell you this. Here's one thing.
This is the reality of it. I remember
years ago when I was like
dating white chicks, where I was like,
and this one I wasn't,
this one I was like, I wasn't,
I was like this, you ain't ready to
fall in love, right? So I was
like this. Even as much as I like that person,
I feel like
this it will always be something because for two toughest loves is homosexual and biracial because
society doesn't accept that and i always said to myself yeah i could get a certain level of
closest i could get with this woman and then it would be something to just stop it or it's like
oh i can't do it you know and that's how i felt about it and i was it may sound crazy i was
protecting myself for saying oh I want to be in a
serious relationship.
And then I dated this white chick and I fell in love with her.
So then that made me realize that that part of my way of thinking wasn't true.
And you could fall in love with whoever without the blocks, without distraction.
But I will say, dating outside of your race, there's a lot of complications that come with
that.
Correct.
Christmas, Thanksgiving.
Tell me, tell me why. Food. Christmas, Thanksgiving. Tell me why.
Food. Cookouts.
Cookouts. I've been
one time, I dated this white chick
and this bitch said, do you want me to
make potato salad? I said, bitch, if you bring that potato
salad here with the raisins.
She dumbed it down to tater
tater tot casserole, but it's gonna be
some type of casserole. Oh yeah, white
women love some white. Yo, you go to the Midwest.
You go to the Midwest.
I know it's a good thing.
You go to the Midwest. You know who buys all the
cream of mushroom, cream of broccoli, cream of that?
White folks.
Can we fact check that with the white girl?
Cream of mushroom.
I do love a cream of mushroom, though. I will make a cream
of mushroom little smothered thing.
We won't get on about that but they don't season it.
Oh, I don't make potato salad.
Because you know better.
What?
She's also not from America.
See, that would be a red flag right there.
Not liking potato salad. Oh my God.
This is not going to work. But she's not from America too.
So we will give her that. Right. But they like what?
Croissants or some shit like that. They, croissants or some shit like that?
They like croissants or some shit like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So back to, no, I get what you're saying.
As someone who dates white men, but I date everyone.
I guess my last few boyfriends have all been black, but I'm open.
You know, I don't discriminate.
Why not have more options oh so do you think that um like some people um i mean one time somebody told me that
was like donnell you're going through it's just a phase this dude was like it's just a phase do
you think with you in in your situation with dating like white guys do you think that was a
phase especially if you just all dating black guys now no i find that like kind of what you
were saying um i find that sometimes kind of what you were saying.
I find that sometimes we have to see where we talked about politics.
We just have to see where our lives lie.
I'm at that age.
I'm not going to be arguing in my house with somebody over politics,
over how we believe.
If they don't understand what I go through day to day,
it makes it a little bit harder.
But there's some white guys that get it and they'll support you.
So I'm still open.
Yeah, usually.
I don't know.
For some reason, when I think about black women dating outside their race, a lot of
times I feel like because of frustration and because like, fuck it.
I may be wrong, but I'm just saying.
That's different for men and women.
If you're doing it because of, fuck black people, that's a whole nother issue.
You need to go see a therapist.
Right.
Right?
Like, that has nothing to do with anything I'm saying i'm talking about just being open to dating because
there are good people in every freaking race like there are good people so it's just finding who
you're compatible with yeah and that's going to be whatever the flavor of the day i don't believe
i don't know if people get the flavor or the gender of the day the gender
i would stick with flavor you do gender I'm gonna
call me old school
I just like my women having pussies
that's a throwback
you old head
you need your girls to have a pussy
that's just me
so what if Donnell what if you met
a transsexual woman that
has a pussy
what was that? what if you met a transsexual woman that has a pussy what was that what if you met a trans transsexual woman
that has a pussy that previously had a penis yeah but what if you didn't know i'm still gonna think
about you had a dick sometime in your life i'm just sorry i'm just sorry i mean now not not to
say that this could get you a lot of trouble not to say that I don't have a problem with having friendships with that
and all that type of shit,
but I know I couldn't,
I personally couldn't date a transgender woman.
We have to be okay with that being okay.
So without calling people homophobes,
I'm not talking about you, Jamie,
but you want to come to a Judaism.
I love Malik Yoba.
That's his life.
That's his world.
Whose world?
Malik Yoba.
That's his thing.
Do you call out names?
No, I call it,
he's been open and said that.
And that's wrong with it.
At this point, I think when it comes to
all of this shit, I think that
I am an old school dude, right?
And certain things, certain ways
that certain things I think about that I thought
about 30 years ago, I don't feel the same way.
And I'll be straight honest, I remember
30 years ago, you could use
gay slurs as a punchline and your joke and people would go crazy.
I mean, you could just say the F word.
Oh, he said that.
But I know thoughts have evolved and everything.
I don't feel the same way about certain things that I've felt.
And I never felt it in a way where I want to hurt somebody or whatever.
But it was just funny.
It was just like the way my uncles talk.
It was like these people like, we don't do certain things.
But at this point right now, I don't give a fuck.
Like I've even, it was a situation,
it was a blog or something.
It was like, yo, that they said this guy was gay.
I'm like this, who cares?
Like who cares?
At this point, who cares about what a person's uh sexual preference is
or who do you want to date and at the end of the day what it comes down to it does a person have
good character or bad character and that's it and that's the only way we should be defined i don't
think anything else yeah i agree you're pretty good with that i mean like like being on the road
with you you have all types of people that come. Even that gay guy that came.
Where were we at in D.C.?
Producer Stewart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, you have a big heart.
I've never seen you.
That's my man.
Like, now, right now, if you're going to build a team, you need to have all type of mans.
Exactly.
All the layers.
You need to have your killers on your team.
You need some niggas that suck dick because somebody else might.
You know what? Weall only fuck with.
I don't fuck with men.
Like, okay, nigga, I heard my man's game is nice.
We ain't leaving nothing on the table.
We want it all.
We got everything for you.
But I'm just saying, here's the thing.
I'm excited about this podcast.
I like the idea of having people pop in and trick me or whatever.
But I do like the idea of being able to talk to my people.
I do like the idea of them getting to know what's going on in my life.
And I do need to let motherfuckers know that there are black people
in my motherfucking life. Alex,
now, he got fired.
He did. Can I tell you, though? Like, when I came in,
I made a comment about the last
four shows, how you weren't lit properly.
And I,
and you notice you were more lit now.
That part, I don't give a fuck. I do.
Look at my colors. I can do
a podcast in the dark. You know what I'm just saying? I just want to talk, you know, like I said. I mean, you don't give a fuck I do I don't give a fuck look at my colors I could do a podcast in the dark
you know what I'm just saying
I just want to talk
like I said
I mean you don't want to do that
because it's about
appealing to the audience
because people
if it's too dark
I don't give a fuck
about this audience
you should
he gives a fuck
about this audience
first off
you know the audience
leads to ads
leads to money
where you trying to go Donnell
you know what the audience
leads to
it leads to you
feeling stressed out.
The problem that I have is reading these goddamn comments.
I don't want to do it.
I told him, I did want to do it, but I didn't.
I did and I didn't.
I don't and I do.
It's a combination of both.
I like to talk.
I like to talk about what's going on and where I like to talk about what's going on in life.
But dealing with these motherfuckers, you troll motherfuckers.
Nobody's ever going to be satisfied.
You can have a list of comments goes down the road
blah blah blah blah blah blah and then somebody say cringe and now i'm having a nervous breakdown
for the rest of the stop reading the comments leave that to us no i ain't gonna i'm not gonna
stop because i'm obsessed with it but but i will tell you this the internet is an evil
fucking nasty ass world you know the internet has a lot of comedians one there's some funny
shit on the internet. Everybody in the goddamn
comedian. The thumbs. Everybody
is not a comedian. The definition of comedian
is so fucked up right now.
Everybody else. Just because you do
a skit or two or whatever, that doesn't make you
a comedian. But if you hear
what people want to say about being now a comedian
I do these skits. Yeah, that's another form of
comedy but when I think of the word comedian
I think about stand-up comedy.
And not too many of these motherfuckers
standing flat foot,
mic in their hand,
doing their shit
without all the other shit.
I appreciate you for getting some women
up on stage too.
Some black women.
I mean, queens.
I mean, queens.
No.
Right here, he got his sister up.
Yes, yes, indeedy.
That's me.
Yeah, because this is what I believe about comedy.
I think everybody got three or four or five minutes in them.
It depends on if they have enough energy to do it.
You've been trying to push me.
I ain't ready yet.
Erlinda, how'd you say, how'd you like it when you got up there?
It was amazing.
I never thought something could be so fulfilling.
It was better than, can I say better than an orgasm?
No.
Oh, fact check.
Can a stand-up show
be better than an orgasm? Latoya said
No, you can't say that.
No, you can't say that.
It depends on who's giving you the orgasm.
Alright, Y'all, you gonna stop looking at me
when you say shit like that. I know how to make a
motherfucking nut multiple times. So you said it was better.
It was great. It was really amazing, especially being 57.
And it wasn't a planned thing.
So I thank Donnell and the improv for giving me the opportunity to get up there and host.
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conditions apply. Funny true story is I did get up there and I did pretty good. I thought I did,
but I didn't grab the mic. So I don't know if I did that great.
But you came from IT.
You come from a different world.
I do.
I do come from an IT background.
Man, whose show is this, man?
Yo, why y'all asking her all the questions, man?
I mean, I can't find my sister.
All right, y'all playing this shit.
Look, y'all got together like this.
Okay, we're going to talk about IT world.
And Latoya, so do you plan on being on any pie patches later?
This was fun.
No, we were supposed to be in this show.
Listen, don't flip it.
We were supposed to do this show, kick the white people out,
and talk about me.
And typical, y'all switching myself.
Who the fuck gave a fuck about Botox?
So, Donnell, if you know this, I've had work done.
I will date he, she, them.
And now we talk about my punk-ass sister's fucking career.
But you're giving, I want to say you're giving up.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
We talked about this, ladies.
Yeah.
And we said we were going to support Donnell.
That's right.
Now y'all ready to gang up on me.
We drove here in LA traffic.
We came here for you.
Okay.
Please bring your hands down.
We came here. Please bring your hands down.
Please bring your hands down.
Can we move the net?
Oh my God, I'm missing white people right now.
Oh my God, Katie.
Seriously?
Like literally?
I might need you back.
Like yeah.
No, no, no. And you see, this is the problem.
Once you go back, you don't go back.
You wanted this.
This is the problem with black women.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
This show is.
Y'all flipped on me.
We clearly said, Donia.
Y'all was like, we're going to be on your side.
We let you in.
No.
This is what you said.
Don't be rude to us.
Now you black now?
Yes, she is.
How dare you?
It's about women.
They come in here.
They fix your show.
They change it up.
They make it the way it should be.
And here you are.
You're hating on them.
Thank you.
Oh, you got a new team now.
Are you black now? She's a woman.
No, I'm just, I'm a woman.
That's right. I don't give a fuck about that.
This is what we about to
do to America. No, no. This is how
the right side is acting.
They bad. They bad.
Because we're making it better. Where is
Karen when you need her?
I would never.
Yo, Katie, don't let them do this to you.
Don't swing on the other side.
Don't swing on the other side.
You started with, yes, sir.
Now you're like this.
Wait a minute.
Don't talk to them like that.
Where the fuck did that come from, Katie?
And earlier, Katie, earlier you said,
I don't know if I'm going to feel comfortable
around all these black women.
I never said that.
You didn't say that.
You said, you said, you didn't say, so is their hair real?
You didn't say that?
I never said that.
Yo, yo, Katie, you never said, why don't they ever get in the swimming pool?
I see you trying to set me up right now.
He's trying to set you up, Katie.
Katie, don't take the bait.
That's all right, Katie.
We know you didn't because you didn't touch, you did not touch our hair when we came back here.
Thank you. So's alright, Katie. We know you didn't. You did not touch our hair when we came back here, so it's all good.
Katie, didn't you say when we ordered,
when we asked you, and I was like,
you asked, first off,
I'm telling you the truth.
Who was the one lost?
Raise your hand.
Who said what? You said Make America
Great Again? I said,
yo, why the
fuck you telling on me? What?
You been putting notes. I said, I, why the fuck you telling on me? What? You've been putting notes. I said
makeup, I said, I don't
have an idea. I said, I don't have
a problem with the idea of making
America great again.
But if your idea of making America
great again is dividing the country
and bringing all this racial stuff,
that's what I don't like. But that's what America was.
What was great again has never been great.
Because it's always been separate because it's always been separate
and it's always been racist.
Can you calm down?
So we're going to make America great now.
Boom.
Thank you.
All right.
This is not what I thought
it was supposed to be.
All right.
I told him,
I was like,
we get y'all white asses out here,
agree with everything
and look how fucking
y'all squished on me.
Look,
y'all went from like,
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See the love.
What more do you want from me?
Donnell.
What?
We love you.
We are here for you.
You're here for me. We are always on your side.
All right.
And let's make that very clear. Mm-hmm. All right. I'm listening. We're here for you. You're here for me. We are always on your side. All right. And let's make that very clear.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
I'm listening.
We're here for you.
We love you.
I'm listening.
And to the point.
And it is your show.
The point I was making.
And going back to the opportunity I gave my sister.
Mm-hmm.
That's just because she's my family.
I, for some reason, I'm a lover of stand-up comedy.
Yeah.
And if anybody had ever thought about it, or was like, well, maybe I should do it.
And I've done this time and time before.
Like, okay, you want to do it?
Yeah, when?
I'm like, now.
Because that doesn't necessarily mean
that you're going to be good at it or whatever,
but at least challenge your fears.
You did it to Jamie, too.
Yeah, look, we were on the road,
and he was like, I dare you.
I was like, wait a minute.
But just like a typical black woman form,
in fashion, let me tell you how it went. You can't dare Virgo. Yes, I'm not trying to scare you. This is what I dare you. He was, I was like, wait a minute. But just like a typical black woman form and fashion.
Let me tell you how it went.
You can't dare Virgo.
Yes.
I'm not trying to scare you.
This is what I'm saying.
You did two shows, right?
And then she was like, I need more time.
Right.
And then they was calling her the goat.
Already?
Already?
You got the goat already?
Yo, they got goat.
She got goat and it went to her head.
No, this fan came and she was like,
you got to give her her flowers.
And Donnell got upset
because this lady wanted to give me my flowers.
Yo, you had two motherfucking shows.
How you need to get flowers then?
I think you giving her stage time
was the flowers, right?
You know what I think?
I think, you know what I think? What?
I made a mistake.
I think
this is, and I know
that the white man is somewhere like, see, uh-huh.
I think this was a mistake.
I think I
tried. I tried
to bring us together.
And look what y'all did. Y'all just turned.
I like getting fired. i like fact-based
material though we're almost at an hour on the show what i'm trying to say is i'm not firing you
what i'm saying is like listen i'm gonna tell y'all something i like everything you did
i like everything the energy you bring to this team uh the the the communication, the fact that, you know, helping with the numbers.
But I think that I want to move in a different direction.
In what direction is that?
Combined?
Get the fuck out of here.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
You told me twice.
Katie.
Katie.
I'm going to sit right here. Oh, no.
You walking up, Katie.
You walking up with them, Katie.
Someone told me I have the audacity of a white man.
I don't give a fuck about being black, no more.
It's too stressful.
Hold on.
It's too stressful.
We're not getting fired.
No, y'all.
No, you're not getting fired.
I'm moving in a different direction.
All right?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Someone told me I have the audacity of a white man. Someone told somebody. I. Alex did. thank you thank you thank you
someone told me I have the audacity of a white man
someone told somebody
I'll put it like this
I
did she just slam the door
I'll put it like this I tried
but
I think I need more time to think
about this
yeah I didn't know that the attitudes I didn't know the fingers went I didn't know the head yeah I didn't know that the attitude
I didn't know the fingers
I didn't know the head roll
I didn't know that was all a part of it
so I'm going to sit on this
I'm going to
I don't know what I'm going to do
but I'm just going to tone my black down
right now
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what the fuck is this?