Donnell - Born in the U.S.A

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

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you know, but when I wasn't fucking with you, here's the difference. We weren't fucking with each other. Wait a minute, what did you mean? I wasn't fucking with you first. I wasn't fucking with you first.

I wasn't fucking with you first. It's not a competition. What happened? Wait. It's not a competition. Can you explain what happened? I wasn't fucking with you first. Oh, okay.

What? You think you weren't fucking with me first? I think it was a mutual thing. I set it off. I think we were both doing the towel at the same time. I'm going to say what happened. What? The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face.

Fuck that bitch-ass nigga. You'll never take my place, nigga! Thank you. Mic check 1, 2, 1, 2 Back in the building and you know what I'm about to do This for A, this for C And this for a legend guru When I be spitting, it never make no sense but just like commons old name is sometime it don't make no common sense I use water to rinse the stink off my face from the improv West Hollywood in a new space

back on the couch ready to spit these bars my shit is intergalactic next universe i'm in mars whoa got a birthday coming soon i'm gonna be old as shit but it don't matter how old i get i still can spit. This ain't written down. This off the top of the dome. Peace to Javanta 40 and my nigga Rome. Somebody say what the fuck is she doing back on the couch?

I ain't even got no rhyme for that. Why is she here? I'ma pass the mic To my friend Here you go It's over there What's up? Now what's up?

Come on, man The fuck is going on, yo? I just spit a whole album I spit How many bars is that, Alex? Too many Too many In white translation Like like 36 bars.

And then she wants to come on the mic and say hi with that cute shit. Are we going to be cute today? No, we're not going to be cute. No, wait. Let me try. Wait, wait, no, let me try. Okay, let me say something. Are we being cute or not?

Because I'm already cute. I don't know if we're going to be extra cute or fine. Because I just spit bars and everybody in the comment like, yo, that nigga got a flow. And I asked you to spit and you are hee hee. Hee hee. That's my style. All right, here we go. Here we go.

I hope you can focus. You can learn. You passed the buck last time, but now, Javanda, this your turn. It's my turn. I will learn how to rhyme the second time. I feel like I'm back in 1989. I know somebody, and I don't want to be sexist or anything. I know it's the biggest right now.

Tell her to shut the fuck up and just turn around. Is that wrong? Can I say that? I'm not a rapper, but that's fun. Did I say something just now that can be considered to be offensive? I thought it was a joke. I'm not offended by anything you say. No, motherfuckers not offended. This is what people get offended when they mad at you.

Yeah. When they mad at you. Yeah. When they not mad at you, you can say anything. You can say anything. You be like, bring that ass over here, bitch. They be like, what you mean, this fat ass right here? But the minute.

The minute they mad, like, don't be talking. You know you're going to respect me as a woman. You just look at me as a piece of meat? No, but it was a joke. It's good to see you. It's good to see you too. I haven't seen you in front of a camera in a long time. It's been a minute.

It feels, I feel weird. It's been a while since I've done anything on screen i've been behind the scenes but it feels good to you look good you look no i don't you look fine you look younger you must be happy you must be getting some hey is that is that because that's what you're wearing right now you're wearing I've been smashing something I'm just saying yo yo

so what how did we skip over that the reason we skip over it because I don't put my you don't kiss and tell no you look good you act like i'm 19 like you didn't kiss and tell did you fuck that bitch or what yeah i fucked up stop lying on your dick nigga stop lying on your dick oh that's the worst

no lying on dicks what when you um you like when you say you smash somebody yeah and you didn't you know i never done that really i never lied on my dick like a actual person but i used to lie that i was getting pussy when i wasn't right that's that line but it's a general like statement not like oh i smashed stacy and i'd really no it was just like i'm fucking right yeah because i'm that's so funny. When you grow up, I don't want to say this, but I just, I don't even know where this scenario be. Is this your way of saying you're not fucking right now? What I'm saying is that

that's, uh, doesn't relate to what we're talking about. Something's different about you. What is it? Listen, let me answer the first question. When I was, no, when I was younger. He don't want to say. I'll get to it.

No, what I was saying about Lonnie Dick, when I was younger, I used to be like, because my uncles, they used to always say, I don't know. It's like you had to get pussy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You had to get pussy. And it was just pussy. You couldn't get anything else. Back in the day, as a dude, you just had to get pussy first.

Right. Like, if you tried it. If you tried it, in some cases, my older brother, he tried pussy and he didn't like it. But I'm saying the way I was raised is that I know some people are going to get mad at me for saying it's your fantasy. But as a man, you had to go for the pussy first. You know what I mean? You had to go for it. And even if you didn't go for it, like we were so stupid that we was like yeah he's going in this direction because he needs some pussy was there ever a moment in time where you

felt like um the prayer pressure was too much and i had to get some pussy yeah i had to so what what did you do finally Finally got some. I finally got some. Y'all know it's Noda Shakola that got me out of that slump. Sorry, Shakola. And I know her son probably watching this shit. I'm sorry, son. You know I was fucking your mother back in the day.

Stop playing. Damn. Damn. He went to my Facebook DM and was like, you, I'm Shakola's son. But you're 100% sure it's not your son? Oh, no, 100% sure. I was a strapper. Okay, good. Yeah, I stayed strapped. What'd he say?

I forgot what the conversation was. I think he was a fan. I think he was kind of honored that I smashed his mom. You know? I guess he wanted to go to school and like, I told y'all I wasn't lying. But when I was younger, it was like, you had to. You had to.

They'd be like, he don't like pussy. He don't want no pussy. He must be gay. That's how it was. It's so weird how things and the way people think have changed. But I used to lie all the time. I used to be like, yeah, I got some pussy. And they'd be like,

where you get some pussy from, right? I said, I said, cause I was living in Alexandria, Virginia. I said, I get my pussy in DC. Yo, I said that shit like, all of these chicks in Virginia, I gotta go cross the state lines. I was like, yeah. My girlfriend, y'all don't know her. She live out in D.C.

Man, I ain't get no pussy till I was like 16 and a half. 16 and a half, yeah. What grade were you in then? That's like junior high? 16. I was in 11th grade. 11th grade, okay. I graduated very young, 17.

17. Yeah, but I used to lie on that. I'd be like, yeah, my pussy's over there in D.C. When I go to my grandma's house, that's when I'd be smashing. Finally got some boy. I was fucking happy as shit. The craziest thing is when I lost my virginity, my father was locked up.

So I had to tell my mother. That's kind of a weird thing to have to tell your mom. Yeah. Because it's not that proud moment with your mom. Mama Rollins wasn't having it. No, it's not that. You tell your mother you got some pussy. First they say, well, you need to get some condoms.

And don't be bringing no babies up in here. And you better be bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Right. So the moment was supposed to be with your dad. You know what I'm saying? My dad was locked up. I couldn't. I was holding my dad's whole time.

Like, nigga, I finally got some pussy. So he was like, just like your father. But I had to. I had to. Damn, that's so. That's so crazy. Because so many, that's why I say it's important for guys to try to live a straight life as possible. To not put yourself in a position to not have moments with your kid and share different experiences.

Like for the most part, growing up, everything I i learned it was through my mother every almost every experience i had to share i had to share with my mom first and you know not to say that my dad was a bad person but the nigga was stayed in jail yeah you don't think that's staying in jail and that nigga stayed in jail i remember one time, man, I think I must be crazy or something. I said, why you say that? Because I kind of like jail. Well, is that all he knew? That's all he knew.

And all his mazes was in there. Yeah. And then if he wasn't in it with them, they'd be like, oh, he a snitch. So you got to go to a bed. Just to let y'all know I'm about that motherfucking goddamn street life. And my father, he's always questioning me about it. When are you going to get some? Just to let y'all know I'm about that motherfucking goddamn street life. And my father, he's always questioning me about it. When are you going to get some?

That's so interesting, the pressure of doing what I guess your dad thinks is being a man. You can't do none of that shit now. Well, let's circle back to now. What's happening in your life now romantically? Why you keep trying to say it, but fuck it. Yo, you did that and she did that with the hands. So I understand all that. Yeah, your dad was locked up.

Everybody's dad's locked up right now. But are you smashing right now? You look different. You know what it is? I'm just really, really happy. Good. You know what it is? I'm just really, really happy. Good. You know what I'm saying? I'm really, really happy because so many good things are happening and like

it just feels like everything is just lining up you know from performances from relationships I'm building with people from like spending time with Austin and no I'm building with people from like spending time with Austin. And no, I'm not fucking.

No, I just feel good. I feel good about the special. I feel good about the shows I've been doing. I feel good that like now that you go, things are like almost like wide open. People are going out to shows. Things are happening. Things are like when you've been doing something so long, right? You've been doing it for a long time.

And you're like, okay, when is it going to really start clicking? You know, then you got to ask yourself, what's the definition of clicking? Or when is it popping? Yamanika San is a good friend of mine. She posted something on her IG the other day. And she said, I've been doing this for 20 years and motherfuckers are doing youtube video this and that blah blah you know have made it yeah and i haven't made it yet good friend of mine uh and i told i was like you gotta

realize what is making it. What's the definition? What's the definition? The definition should be when you could make an honest living doing something you love to do. I would agree to that. So often we try to gauge it like, oh, I've been doing a 20. They only been doing a 10. I started before them. They start, you know, I often we try to gauge it like, oh, I've been doing a 20. They only been doing a 10. I started before them.

They start, you know, I'm funny to them. They not that funny. But you never know when it's going to, you never know when it's going to happen. But the best thing to do is be able to enjoy the journey while you're doing it. If you can enjoy the ride. And I've said this to so many new people. It's like, you got any advice, Donnell? I'm like, if you could be happy being broke, you'd be all right.

Because, you know, areas that you don't have your passion to take over to make you feel good and make you feel like eventually it's going to pop off. And it's popping now. Yeah. In your bag. make you feel good and make you feel like eventually it's going to pop off and it's popping now yeah in your bag i just want to say that i'm so happy for you i genuinely feel so good and warm that you're happy because that's all i've ever wanted for you so what you're trying to say i'm so glad you get some pussy that's not like a subtle way of saying that. I mean, you got a little extra. No, I'm just saying.

Peppy is that. I'm just saying. I love my life. I love my life. I love my life. Yep. Yeah. I just did a show, JFL.

You know JFL? JFL? Mm-mm. Just for laughs. Comedy festival. Oh, in Cancun? Yeah, well, it's just last weekend was the first time it was in Cancun. But it started about 30 years ago in Montreal.

Okay. And it was the festival of all festivals. The two top festivals in the comedy world. You hear about JFL in Edinburgh. I think it's like in Germany or something. It's a big common Scotland Scotland Edinburgh Edinburgh yeah that's like a big one and these was like platforms where the industry all the industry would go was a good time back when it first started in Montreal it was one of those uh one of those festivals that was breaking talent in fact Dave Chappelle was discovered there

I think he was like 16 or 17. And he had a couple of good sets and the festival, he was buzzing and next thing you know, it was on. And it's still been going on. It didn't go on last year because of the pandemic. But they've extended the branch

like Vancouver. And now last week was the first time in Cancun and this shit was fire whenever you think about going to Cancun you know first you're like oh I know I'm gonna get some pussy over there because whatever happened in Cancun

stays on the internet on the internet nigga you gonna go you gonna get some hits get your dick sucking the swimming pool if you want nigga yo your dick is whack you only got two likes and we got a video and we got a video in the pool but it was it was a major success success they sold every ticket Jim Jeffries was there Tom Segura Bobby Lee

who else was there Dion Cole no way did he get to that part hold on Dion Cole what's that redhead nigga named Santana Andrew Santino fuck his cracker ass why fuck Andrew Santino What's the redhead nigga named Santana? Andrew Santino. Man, fuck his cracker ass, sir.

Why fuck Andrew Santino? Yo, he was wearing a maggot hat over there, sir. A maggot hat. No, I'm just joking. Lie. No, he was over there. He was treating me real bad. No, he did give me some fire ass weed.

He was over there. Bobby Lee was over there. Of course, Bobby Lee was fucking getting naked. That motherfucker was getting naked. Per usual. Who else was over there? God damn it. Well, anyway, it was a long list of people. People came from all across the country.

We had theater shows. Then they did a thing where they had cooking with comedians, where they had this famous chef come in. Comedians would add some comedic dialogue to the shit and cook some shit. Shows every night. We're on a fucking boat trip. And I was the only, me and my brother

and his wife was the only black people in the whole goddamn boat. One other person. He was like a Barack Black. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you get credit, but you don't get a whole credit. We were like, we were whole niggas over here. We was out there fishing and shit. And then the last night, they got a show.

Josh has a show called the Goddamn Comedy Show, where you comedians. There's a live band. Josh leads the band. You tell jokes, and then you sing a song. Oh, shit. Right? So fucking Jay Pharoah one night. The night before I did it, this nigga murdered a Jay- a song. Oh, shit. Right? So fucking Jay Pharoah one night, the night before I did it,

this nigga murdered Jay-Z's song. You know how somebody murdered it and tried to act like they didn't murder it? And look you right in your face like, nigga, I wish you would have touched that microphone. I was like, I think I'm gonna wait for it tomorrow, right? He killed it. And then Andrew and Bobby Lee did some shit and killed it.

The next day, I had to go up and motherfucker, Mateo Lane, right? I didn't know that this motherfucker was a classically trained singer. Oh, shit. He was one of them niggas. You know the niggas that go to karaoke who was like one week away from getting a contract?

Right. You know the ones that, oh, this song right here. Uh-uh, uh-uh. I don't know if I, and I. They do all the head shit. We love. shit right he going on before me right i'm like man i'm gonna kill this shit i'm about to think i'm about to fuck these niggas up i'm doing born in the usa right i'm like this i don't know the words to this shit but i knew it was crackers everywhere right and if anybody know the words to that song white people love it they pop beers and

everything yeah they like wow right so mateo he's like he was like where are you going up on the lineup i was back to like how the fuck am i gonna follow this shit he's like you're gonna be good you're gonna be good steve steve o went on before steve o went on right steveO went on. Steve-O went on. Steve, he was like this. I didn't tell you the story, you guys. He sounded just like that. So I'm telling you the story. So these guys come up to me and I say, yo, and this motherfucker make the weirdest stories

sound like it's the best story in the world. He was like, on my new show, I go, I go, I jump off in a parachute with this guy, and I'm completely naked. I'm naked, and the guy's behind me, and I'm jerking off while I'm going down, and I actually come. Yo.

I'm just saying, in certain circles, that's a great story, right? Yeah. I'm just saying in certain circles that's a great story right I'm like nigga but here's the thing the excitement in his eyes by telling me this story like do I want to go up with him and then I'm completely naked

I'm completely naked and I'm jerking off and I fucking come i'm like the level of focus you have to have we deserve an apocalypse we deserve it it's coming he's gonna lead the shit yeah him and the nelk boys are just gonna bring the end of the world all right pardon me for being black but who are the nilk boys they're like the new steve-o oh okay yeah there's like a group of five of them i think they're from like florida and that's where all crazy motherfuckers from florida yeah they don't give a fuck yeah and then they have like

a beer line and they sponsor tim dillon's podcast oh yeah for fun what are they called the nick boy the nilk boy the nilk boy yeah so they all talk like Steve-O? Like then so we're all in a car jerking off on each other. No, they're worse. They like go around with Tekashi69 and just hand out money and shit. That's a... Wait a minute. What? Yeah. That's nowhere near

no Steve-O shit. No, but they do all the same crazy shit. You can't even put that in a sentence though, son. I just said a motherfucker was on a parachute with a motherfucker. He jerked off. Not that he jerked off. Anybody can jerk off on a parachute, right? But to jerk off and come?

Son, them milk motherfuckers can't fuck with that. You come back with, yeah, they do white people. They do Florida white people shit. Yeah, you know what they do? They go in the hood and make it rain. They almost died the other day. They made it rain on these bitches, man. And Tekashi sticks down.

Now, that's more of a challenge than anything. Now, that's a fucking dare right there. I think they do shit with Steve-O. You know what? That is the danger of the Milk Boys. Hang a note with 6ix9ine to get your ass shot. You just never know what's going to happen.

What the motherfucker? Can you imagine living your life looking over your shoulder every five minutes? Nah, he ain't looking over your shoulder. He looking over all of those fucking million dollar a month security that he has to protect him. So he's never going to...

I need the milk boys. The milk boys. That's his new million dollar a month security. But the milk boys, I know Steve-O looking at the Nelk Boys like, man, he's weak as a motherfucker giving out money. He fucks with them. He does? Yeah, they're all in the cahoots.

So Steve-O tells me this story. Steve-O, he's going long as shit. Promoter is like, all right, Donnell, I might have to cut you in, um, uh, uh, uh, Mayo's time. Right. I'm like, for what?

Because we got to be out of here at 12 o'clock. I'm like, so what happens if we're out of there at 12 o'clock? She was like, I don't know. I was like, the worst thing that happened is they could turn the lights out. So I'm going to be,

I cracked the jokes on Steve or everybody's dying and not in a bad way. I've never, I would never be insulting him because some people, the weird thing about this business that we're in, it doesn't allow you to get older. You know, people want to quickly put you in a box and say, you're not relevant. Okay. Maybe someone can't be relevant for 20 years, may not be able to be relevant for 30 years but like i was telling um tell somebody but you get that moment you get those couple of years or whatever it is two or three years whatever where you probably make the most money in your career you make an impact and that's it and you're good you dip in on some shit but you fucking did it and that's what i was trying

to explain it was a young comic was like yo trying to make fun of steve i was like that motherfucker's a legend they came in in an era and just stamped and shitted on everybody so no matter if you get older or maybe you don't have the same kick or the step you fucking did it you know so had nothing but respect for him right so i was like we like, we got to spend time. And motherfucker, Matt goes on, right? Matt, I said it right, right? Mattel. He's so fucking talented, too. He's funny as a motherfucker.

And more than that, Mattel. And more than that, we were the same age. More than that, he's just a great guy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? A good guy. I've worked with him in Montreal. Unlike Andrew Santino.

Yeah. Oh, he's a straight asshole, but he's a funny asshole. Yeah, the fucking worst. Yeah, Andrew's like, as soon as you see him, you have to say Andrew Santino. Yeah, oh, he's a straight asshole, but he's a funny asshole. Yeah, the fucking worst. Yeah, Andrew's like, as soon as you see him, you have to say fuck you. Yeah. Like, when I see him, I say fuck you. He was like, what the fuck are you talking about? He mad that I threw a punch first.

Yeah. So, Mateo goes on, bodies the shit. I go to do the Steve-O shit, and like, I got the motherfuckers. You ass ass. I was like, I tell this whole story about yeah but it's nothing like being I did the whole white boy shit yeah there's nothing like

being in the yo we like these Mexicans or whatever but I don't give a fuck I'm red white and blue to death right I'm in all of this shit I'm like this and I was like this and you know what we're here we're having a good time but y'all know what it is I did the US white people love to say USA this and you know what we're here we're having a good time but y'all know what it is i did the u.s

white people love to say usa yo they love to say usa you'll see niggas yelling usa like that it's the truth you want to get out of any situation anywhere fuck you dude usa we'll do that on any continent they love it USA and Budweiser so I got people saying yo I got him cause Mateo just murdered this shit son I was like I tell you I've never feared going behind

a stand up comedian wow yeah you've never I've never feared that going behind a singer scares the shit. When I'm forced to sing, I'm like, oh my God,

they about to fuck with me on a fucking level I don't know how to deal with. So I said, you got to get your jokes off. Got the jokes off. I got them going, U-S-A,

U-S-A. And I said, and since I said that, it's time for my song. And drop that. Yo, son. Yo, I didn't know what I was saying. I was like this. It is like a door to your inhaler.

Cover it up. Yo, all I saw was white fists in the air. USA. Yo, all I saw was white fists in the air. USA! Born in the Philippines. Yo, I'm going off, right? And Deon Cole, he's not on the show. Deon Cole is on deck. He like, let's go, D.

Let's go, D. US, I was like, and I brought Deon. As soon as Dion got on the stage all you hear was bzzz like you know that electric noise

yeah and I hit something I was like oh shit I think I hit something I was like nigga did you turn the whole

the lights off on the whole resort nigga I said if I could turn the lights off on the resort this resort is up i thought because it happened i touched something it said the wind went dark dion

is right up there diana's about to leave he's like oh this up the audience is like this oh no that they like what you can hear people like what the fuck happened what what and i said hold up i said hold up hold up they was going it was like about 800 people out there right 200 people on the side like 600 people in front of me and it started getting like kind of chaotic and shit and then i said wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute y'all gotta listen y'all gotta listen a friend of mine told me years ago like theater like if you're doing something people want to see they're gonna do what they have to see. Like if somebody gets shot over there, you want to see, you're going to be like, oh, you know, you want to see.

He said, if they're doing something you want to see, you're going to look. You're doing something that they want to see. They're going to make sure they don't see it. And if you say something they want to hear, they're going to listen. So I said, I got to train these motherfuckers. Because everybody talk, we never, I said, shh. I was like, shh, shh, listen, listen, listen. I was like, listen to me.

Listen to me. They was like, what are you going to listen to? Fuck, motherfucker, there's no power, asshole. Show's over. Like, I'm like, listen, listen. What the fuck is he listening for? Asshole, he's fucking stupid. Right.

And then over in the corner, Dion, people over there, Dion got all the black girls. Oh, OK. Dion will make it Essence Festival. Yo, if you've been fucking white bitches, fight Dion. It's not Essence Festival. Yo, yo, yo. If you've been on white bitches for a minute, son, hang out with Dion Cole. Hang out with Dion Cole for a a minute son be smelling sulfur eight

everywhere son that nigga keep that nigga keep that nigga keep the soul sisters like everywhere security is um is um beautiful black queens amen your positive black bitches that nigga got the most positive black bitches in the game they everywhere that thing is during the quarantine he did these dj sets that were the funniest things ever yeah i love dion man he's so cool have these super impassioned speeches and then like all of his gear would die and then he'd be like okay yo i remember when they were going and don't let me forget about the story but i gotta tell you this the hardest thing that i ever seen dion cole go through is when black people boycotted gucci oh that's what dion to his heart like this

nigga named dion gucci cole like this nigga have gucci that's being developed you know how to be like sketches right it'll be like we. You know what I mean? It'll be like, we were thinking about trying this. We have two pieces. One person, one piece goes to some white person. And then Dion Cole get the, Dion Cole get the type of Gucci.

You don't even, you like, you're not even like this nigga wearing this weird ass shit, right? I think one day he had like this jumpsuit with like deep V-neck. Some crazy ass shit. Nigga had baby oil. I know he was wearing Old Spice or something, right?

And nigga was like, and then next week, you're like, oh, that's that shit, the Gucci shit. I remember when the Gucci strike first went on. We went and fucked with Gucci. We were in Bahamas or somewhere. And we were in a nightclub. And I saw that nigga. And he had Gucci's on.

And he looked at me, look, I was like, Dion, this the first week of the boycott, nigga. Did you light his ass up? I did.

He was like, he did like this. Yo, he looked like this. He did like, he was like, yo, chill, D, chill, chill. Yo, that nigga's Gucci.

I know he was so happy that as we always do we forgot about it totally forgot about it we forgot about it but that nigga be gucci'd up so dion get ready get on stage just lights go out i'm telling people chill no no no no and then told motherfuckers to take out their phones man yo we no power guitar, no amp or nothing, right? The band is like. Niggas is looking like. Quiet the motherfuckers down. The lights came out.

And we did that shit with no music. Yo, you hear the drummer coming like. Like. We like, oh, we about to get this shit popping. People in there, you know, white bitches love to do this. They're like, no way! You know, white chicks love to play.

If they lose a football game, they love to fuck with their hair. In every game, like if Dallas is playoffs, like it's two seconds, they about to lose, they always do this. So the white bitches in there like this, what are you going to do? Motherfucking drums started kicking and boom, boom, boom.

The nigga on the guitar, no power, just off the strings. Josh come in. We start doing Born in the USA. And the whole, I know that that fucking i know that goddamn resort was like what the fuck is going on because i know the mexican niggas was mad at us they put they couldn't let us go long they was like my friend you know you know tip you know they got it you don't have to risk man you get mad at me or this man you know you you had it, right? This band, we kept that bitch going for 15 to 20 minutes. When I tell you that, that was the moment of the whole fucking festival.

It was the last song. It was the last everything. And what was dope about the festival was that it was a small group of people, but everybody would go to all the shows. You know, people just happy to be out of the country. The resort was beautiful. It was just amazing. And it was like as the weekend progressed, you start seeing people at the buffet.

Hey, what's up? What's up? What's up? We saw you yesterday. So it becomes almost like a camp situation and then to go through that i did three other shows and then like the beach party the end of the beach party was born in the usa with no motherfucking power like those people gonna remember that shit forever forever so when you ask you ask the question earlier i am happy i'm happy as shit because things are going well and the reason why things are going well and i always explain this

to people when i do my who up we up in the morning the reason that things are going well because you make them go well i really believe the. It's a choice. I really believe it's a choice. I really believe it's a choice that you have a choice. When you wake up in the morning, you could choose to be fucked up, bitter, angry, upset about something. Or you could say, I'm going to start over. Or you could say, I'm going to do it this time. Or you could say, I'm going to be better. And I'm going to make something happen. And I bitch about it.

So easy. Javante, I know this is one thing I want to say that I appreciate about your personality and we go through shit. We do. We do as brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, fathers and daughters go through

where you don't fuck with a motherfucker for a while and then when you the worst thing about breaking up with somebody is like you gotta divide your friends the worst part about breaking up with somebody

or not fucking with them no more don't fuck with them you got the worst thing is if you this is the realest shit I'm gonna say if you know you don't fuck with them. The worst thing is if you... This is the realest shit I'm going to say. If you know you don't got to fuck... You ain't trying to fuck

with somebody that everybody fuck with. It's different when you say I don't fuck with them no more and nobody else fuck with them. You know what I'm saying? But if you fuck with somebody everybody fuck with, you got the big sides. You got to be like, oh, nigga, fuck all that. I don't fuck with him and I don't want you to fuck with him

cause I'm not fucking with him and if you don't fuck with him if you fuck with him I'm not fucking with you so you gotta go through that you know but when I wasn't fucking with you here's the difference wait a minute what do you mean I wasn't fucking with you first

I wasn't fucking with you first I wasn't fucking with you first it I wasn't fucking with you first. It's not a competition. What happened? It's not a competition. I wasn't fucking with you first. Okay. You think you weren't fucking with me first?

I think it was a mutual thing. I set it off. I think we both threw in the towel at the same time. I'm going to say what happened. This just feels like children pointing fingers. I set it off. I think we both threw in the towel at the same time. I'm going to say what happened. What? This just feels like children pointing fingers. I don't think the episode, we have enough time.

No, we got the same devil. All I know is fuck what? And when you don't fuck with somebody, you don't even remember why you don't fuck with them. See, you guys don't even know anymore. No. When you don't, I remember. You got a different story, nigga.

I know your story all fucked up. My story is my motherfucker. 40 know my story. 40 know. 40. I know who know my story. 40 know my story, too. But he know my story first.

Yo, this is one thing. When you don't fuck with somebody, son, you tell them the story you want them to hear. This is my story. Of course. Everyone has an experience. I wouldn't fuck with you. You wouldn't fuck with me, I wouldn't fuck with you. Cool. But here's the fucking thing about you want them to hear. This is my story. Of course. Everyone has an experience. I wouldn't fuck with you. You wouldn't fuck with me, I wouldn't fuck with you. Cool.

But here's the fucking thing about you not fucking with me. This, you try to get your family not to fuck with you. Yes, you did. Sonia. You, I, you. You went behind my back and hung out with my brother. I didn't go behind your, I didn't go behind, I went behind your back and hung out with my brother. I didn't go behind your... I didn't go behind... I went behind your back and hung out with your brother. And then tried to see my

mom and tried to take her out. Your mom? And my mom was like, Donnell, Donnell, call Carell and... No, first off, first off for your family. First off, I didn't go behind your back and hang out with your brother.

No, here it is. Here it is is i had to find out from the street okay you was guess what and guess why okay let me say this guess why you found out because i always fuck with your brother yeah my family loves you so what you mean behind your back so if you don't go he can't go but just like how if you ain't fucking with that person the story you just said which was oh you can't fuck with him if I'm not fucking with him. It's the same thing. Like, no, you're not fucking with me. Then don't be calling my mama.

Yo, I fuck with your mother. Yo, I fuck with your mother. You know what? That was the hardest thing, not to get her cheese eggs. But I wasn't. I wasn't fucking with you so hard that I didn't even go get my cheese in it. I was like, she probably told everybody, don't go to his show. And your brother pulled up on me.

Your brother pulled up on me. And you know I would never deny that. You know I would never deny that. He pulled up on me. And then this nigga going to try to tell me. This nigga going to try to tell me. Yeah, both of y'all stubborn. I was like, who is y'all?

I don't fuck with her. I don't know if is y'all? I don't fuck with her. I don't know if she don't fuck. I don't even give a fuck what you about to say. I don't fuck with her. Who is y'all? So you should have just said, you're goddamn right, I'm stubborn. He knows it. I said what I said.

I said what I said, and it was whatever. And I wouldn't fuck with you. You wouldn't fuck with me. But you told your mother not to fuck with me. That's dirty. I think she... No, that's... You know what's so dirty about that?

Because you know your mother would not stop fucking with me. So you try to get her to stop fucking with me. No, no, no, no, no. My mom's a grown up. She loved her daughter. And she, you know... She thought about not fucking with me? She wasn't neutral, but she wasn't... was a grown up she loved her daughter and she you know she thought about that fuck with me she she was

she wasn't neutral but she wasn't not fucking with me she wasn't not not fucking with you but she was fucking with me which of course means first off first off I know she gotta fuck with you so it's only one level

I can go only thing I can say was she, this is how it would go. I would talk to her. She'd be like, this is how, and I respect this. This is the only way you got me

because she came through. You came out. That's the only way you got me. That's the only way you got me. She came, and I know what it's going to go down to. Yeah, Donnell,

you know I love you. You can get cheese eggs anytime you want and you recognize my fat booty when i needed to be recognized but this is it and this is how it's supposed to be but that's my daughter i can never fuck with that never would i that's why when i wasn't fucking with you that's why when i wouldn't fuck with you i was like mom you know if you fuck with me you fuck with me if you don't you don't

sounds like you're pretty obsessed with Javanta. You're literally messed. I love her. Like hanging out with her entire family and everything. This is a real friendship. Yeah. This is a real honest friendship. Yeah.

Even though I knew I wasn't fucking with her. Right? I heard you smell like me still. And I was very shit too. I was like, yuck. Yuck. Yo, yo, shut the fuck up. Yo, 46,

I know he ain't fuck with you, but he still be fucking with your fragrance. Yo, I was like, every time I go, I was like, why would this bitch ass bottle get the fuck?

I was finding Odie bottles everywhere. I threw one away. Security, that shit wasn't even three ounces. I said, that shit right and another bottle followed me and another bottle and then i was putting this shit on with an attitude right i was putting this shit on like this man i wish i had some other shit i'm doing it like this i'm doing i used to put her shit on like this and the shit smell good right the shit smell good even with beefing you owe me 30 bottles it's 25 25 bottles during a pandemic for my friend i bought shit then we beef i'm the first thing i said was i told julius i went fuck with you i couldn't call her i was I was like, yo, son. I was like, yo, she still got some of my unis, nigga.

He was like, why don't you call her? I said, I don't fuck with her. And I wasn't fucking with you. Exactly. That's why I told him, get my shit. Well, it sounds like you could have just talked to her mom. It would have been much quicker. No, I knew it.

Here's the thing. Even though I knew I wouldn't fuck with her, we was at this level of how long are we going to do it? much quicker no i know here's the thing even though i knew i wouldn't fuck with her it was but we was at this we was at this level of how long we're gonna do it we we had not fucked with each other before but i was like well we know not this long no not this maybe a day or two yeah but i was like this yeah i'm not gonna fuck her for how long like like like back in the day, I'm like, nigga, I ain't gonna never die. I'm like, just hold up. Niggas is going out every day, nigga. I'm like, I might be an RIP picture to boss.

But I'm like this. I'm like this still, I ain't fucking with them. Like, just go ahead, RIP picture me. Right? I know, oh, I was just with them. I knew if I would've went out the next day, it would've been shit like, oh, this will hurt. This will hurt. Yo, it's so many RIP n shit like, oh, this will hurt. This will hurt.

Yo, it's so many RP niggas. This will hurt, man. This will hurt. Look, they be like, this will hurt, man. We got to stop this, man. We got to do better. Tell each other we love each other. Yep, and you'll be like this.

I was just with them in Austin, Texas. And when all them niggas got corona, I'm so glad I wasn't there when they got that rona. I was. I was like, see? See? I was like, see? God don't make mistakes. God don't make mistakes. Hey, look.

Hey, look. Hey, look. I'm so petty, son. This, yo. I'm so petty. Yo, the funniest shit. When I wasn't fucking with you, and you didn't come on that trip, and everybody got to roll up, I was like, I know that bitch like, see?

I know she was like, mm, mm. That's one of the things, you don't even talk, you're like, mm. I knew I wasn't supposed to be there, that's what they get. But I was like, how long is this going to last? But then ultimately I knew, ultimately I knew that I love you.

Like, and it really hurt me that we wasn't fucking with each other. Yo, everybody knew it. And then I'm like, and I was like this,

the next nigga that asked me where Javante at, I'm telling everybody together, come everybody, come here. The next nigga did ask me where Javante at. I'm telling everybody together. Come on, everybody. Come here. Shannazzy Lane. Everybody.

Listen, come here. Heather, everybody come here quickly. Listen. I don't fuck with Javante. Okay, bye. And out. You know what I mean? And everybody was like,

yeah, well, aw. they was waiting it out and then i was that's what i do respect about when you have a family and people that genuinely love you and and respect relationships and love us they for me i didn't feel it felt like that like the okay well another reason why I had to get over it another reason why you know it's different like it's easy to forget somebody that you fucked it's hard to forget

somebody that you never fucked and I think that's what what? that's what tight night relationship that's our relationship? I think that's what tightened our relationship that's our relationship you know it's it's

our connection is a real friendship yeah you know what I'm saying cause like I've dated in the past when

I wasn't able to smash them on it they was heartbroken heartbroken like some women were really stressed out that

they was never gonna have an opportunity to get torn down by me what the is so funny son can you explain to me what's funny poor women i know i'm just i don't know why i try i'm about that life. Just trash dick. Wait, yo. That's it. No, it's gone. It's over. You've proven yourself, right? I think so.

But no, finish, finish. I want to hear what you're saying. Finish. Finish. That's a true friendship. True relationship. It is. I would like to say. I want you to stop fucking saying I got trash dick.

You don't. But listen, Darnell, listen to me. That's the fuck I want to talk about. Darnell, I don't know if you have trash dick. Listen. You would have known the streets would have said something. Here we go. Go ahead.

Come on, tell the truth. For real. Think about it. Real talk. And I'm going to ask you, like, Angela Yee, all y'all be hating on me, right? First off, in the way y'all women talk right real talk women know when a nigga got trashed dick they spread that they don't want the other girls to get hurt by that girl i know you look good all the muscles that's how he got me

he got me with all the muscles but if it was trash you would have you would have i learned something new about my mom oh my god about so you know i like like bbc or whatever and so my mom's big black cock you know oh what the fuck did you say? Let me tell you the story. But did you say it like a search engine? She said like, you know how like BBC Hollywood? BBC. I know your poor hub is on fire. BBC North Carolina. BBC.

Okay. Well, if you didn't know, Javanta likes BBC. Anyway, back to where I started so my mom and I she's gonna hate me for this but we don't talk about sex at all like it just hasn't been a thing but most recently for anybody who's just tuning in you didn't know Javanta's mother

has a fatty she does my mom's adorable I love her she's my best friend but anyway so I fuck with her I fuck with her too the long way okay so then we talking about go ahead i showed her like a muscular guy and she was like you know what's wrong with you no listen she was like i don't really like muscular guys you know because they have small dicks and i told y'all i'm staying out the gym i go to gym three weeks a year you guys my mom never talks

like that she never is like you know she put on her lipstick when she see you but that's like the most my mom ever gets and i know this is another crazy question right though i know you're gonna i want to know the physique what physique is opposite of that see I told y'all gym niggas. I'm telling y'all ladies. Y'all keep fucking with them eight pack niggas. I'm telling you, first off, the motherfuckers, they got eight, nine packs. I just put like this, ladies. They're not just doing it for you.

They're doing it for the guys. Equinox. That's just what it is, man. That is what it is. But your mother said she said it whole like strong like straight and I was just like what was the question after that

I mean I was flabbergasted so what you're trying to say is you think your mom I know my mom like BBC I know that's where I get it from and then I think you were gonna say something about

how your mom said Donnell's dick is trans what damn yo her mother ain't never say my dick was trans

son show people to know what it is for real for real I can't believe I bet you'd be a very sensitive lover though like you seem very attentive

I'm a Sagittarius I was talking about Sagittarius today Sagittarius put it down Sagittarius cause they care here's the thing about Sagittarius Sagittarius care about you being satisfied first so they'll take a second for your it's like they'll ask you like this,

did you go yet? Did you go yet? Like, don't worry about me, bitch. Get this third one. Yeah, that is true. Third and fourth. They'll get you three or four. I've done that before.

Giving lovers. Three, four. Yeah, they're giving. They're giving. Like, okay, if you want to say that's not me, that's cool. But right now, my focus is on you. Yeah. And it's not trash.

And y'all are mysterious, too. Y'all are mystery. Yeah. But you can't, like, hold y'all down. Like, Sagittarius men are just. They want to please a lot of people. Yes. Here's the thing.

They want to please a lot of people, but not in the, like, yeah, just a lot of us get out happiness in multiple situations for different things. But people judge you on that. Oh, why do you like this person so much? Because this is with this person. And this is in relationships, period. You know, I don't think a sedentary has a one type. It's whatever fulfills the need, then the need fulfilled. Somebody might be a person

that they can confide in just love being around this will be my understand you could love to be around somebody without fucking you could you could love energy so hard you don't even want to pussy you're like why would i risk that of maybe not fulfilling her or she fulfilling me when I get so much other things out of this part? I love being around somebody. That's me. My attraction, and nobody asked me, is motivation and inspiration in a mutual way. Not just me giving it. Not just you giving it.

Reciprocating. Reciprocating. Reciprocating. There's no better feeling. There's no better feeling of love than being with, associated with someone that can inspire and motivate you. That's the best pussy in the world. Good night, everybody!

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