Donnell - Breakfast Clowns!| The Donnell Rawlings Show Episode #068

Episode Date: February 4, 2022

In this Episode, Donnell Responds to the Breakfast clowns Interview. A joke could be too soon, but it could never be too soon for a funny observation. Special thanks to  @THC Design  @nikigolightly,  @Samson Crouppen  @juliuslikeaboss, and @csikmixing http://www.donnellrawlings.com --------------------------------------- Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #thedonnellrawlingsshow, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yo, it's your boy Donner Rollins, aka The Breakfast Club Killer, aka Kinga, who's up, we up, at THC Design today. Fuck y'all, we about to get it in. But before I say that, make sure you subscribe to the channel because y'all motherfuckers are watching it, but y'all not subscribing.

I'm new to notifications. Hit the notification, the bing bing bell. Bing bing bing, no homo. But I want to let y'all know the dates I got coming up. If you are in the Southern California area, I will be at Ontario Improv February the 4th through the 6th. Two shows tonight if we're dropping.

Two shows Saturday, one show on Sunday. Coming home, everybody know this, Baltimore Comedy Factory Outlet. That will be February 24th through the 27th. I haven't been in a while since COVID. I'm coming down there. I'm going to eat some Maryland crabs and we're going to do that. March the 4th, I'll be... March the 4th through the 27th I haven't been in a while since COVID I'm coming down here, I'm going to eat some Maryland crabs And we're going to do that

March the 4th, I'll be March the 4th and the 5th, Miami Improv Noriega, shut the fuck up I'm doing your goddamn podcast The 6th, West Palm Beach And on the 17th For you fucking hate-nays, eagle-fucked-up fans I'll be

At Helium. Now let's start the show. Hut, hut, hut. The Donnell Rawlings show live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga. You'll never take my place, nigga! Thank you. This bitch got me. For you, yeah, I understand.

They look at, this bitch got me changing my skits. I'm fucking, my intro for my special, I did French Montana, Ain't Worried About Nothin'. I remember that, yeah. That song is old. But what I realize, it's old for people that, I did French Montana, Ain't Worried About Nothin'. I remember that. That song is old. But what I realized, it's old for people that are hip-hop heads or people that know that. But the way I introduce it, it's brand new.

I know it's brand new because when I do call and response, people are like, what is that song? What is that song? You're talking about going on stage with it, not doing it for a video, like a parody video. I'm talking about both of them, but I'm answering your question. Okay. And your question was like, yeah, it's going to be too late.

Well, for stage, it's, no, perfect. It works. No, no, no, not for stage, perfect. You trying to hand me. Yo, I ain't even yelling at that bitch. I did, my hands was right here. Yo, my hands was right here. My argument don't start over here. My hand was right here. You, my hands was right here. My argument don't start over here. My hand was right here. You can tell somebody set

you up for court, right? Because they'd be like this. And then you had your hands in my face standing over me. None of that. My hands was right here. Was my hands expressive? Yes. Very expressive. This bitch. I had these hands

but I wasn't in. With the T-Rex arms. What the courts would probably say, I wasn't in striking distance. Alright? That's important when you have a misunderstanding or an argument with somebody. Are we recording?

We should be recording. No. We are in what we call striking distance. Right? So if you're angry at someone, on the other end, you're upset. They could always say certain things. Oh my God, I feel threatened.

If you're in striking distance. Bitch! Right? Like this. And I'm not that person, but I'm just saying, when you go to court, like, even like,

if you get pulled over in your car, right, and you have, like, drugs in your car, right, the charges can be different depending on where the drugs were in the car. Yeah, because if it's in your lap, it's in your mouth. That was one thing. But for the place we get, it's a different argument. It's the same thing with having a misunderstanding

with someone that at some time in your life you cared about. You know? Have you been to court for this? I'm never going to go to court. Yeah, because you're going to have the T-Rex arms. I'm too calm. You know what I'm saying? But this is, maybe I'll say this to people out there

that may be in situations where, how do I say this? You can't stand a motherfucker. That wasn't putting it politely. I mean, and when I say these things on this show, it doesn't represent my personal life. It represents something that someone out there is experiencing. And someone's experiencing, someone is experiencing

frustration. Everywhere. Right? And we all get to the point where we're like, what's important to know, keep it legal. Don't be within striking distance. Don't be within striking distance.

Don't be lunged. A bitch can't say he lunged at me. He was across the street, bitch. I lunged at the ground. You know, I guess I felt that I was in danger. Bitch, you was by the Hollywood sign, and I was on Hollywood Boulevard. That's important.

Another thing that's important, just learn to be calm. Because people like to get you out of pocket. Especially if you have a name. If you have a name. We don't take that away. I'm just, just for, fuck the Hollywood,

just for real niggas. Just for street niggas. I got niggas that call me and they be like, yo, son. This is when motherfuckers fed up when they say, yo, son, word to everything I love. Right? And this is, they be like this, if it wasn't for my daughter,

this is real shit for the streets. We've been connected with the streets. Also, real shit, if it wasn't for my daughter, I know some motherfuckers that just so frustrated that the only saving grace for them not to flip on a bitch

is the love they have for their kids, and I respect that. Listen to y'all. Listen, y'all. Don't feed into the bullshit. Never. Always try to take the higher road. It's hard as shit. It can be.

It's very hard. Yeah. But it's important to do that. All right. So now that we've got what would I even title that segment? How not to get the backhands? How to keep your distance.

They're going to eat me up, sir. But I told them all the time, don't come to this platform if you're thinking it's going to be the voice of another platform. I'm just saying, how not,

goddamn. Stay out of striking distance. Stay out of striking distance. But people are going to say, Donnie, what are you saying? I'm just telling you, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to say,

how, because I'm not one of these people, how not to get fucked up. Yeah, punch the air if you need to. Punch the air. Because in any moment, something can switch. In the heat of the moment, something can switch. And the fucking switch could change your life. So, all of the people that are listening to this, is this therapy?

I think you're letting a lot out right now, and I'm accepting it. You know what? I know I'm a fucked up person because you just did something, right? You said, and I know that you said something positive, right? But you said, and I'm accepting it, and you did your hands right here, right? And I'm looking at your top, right?

Listen, man, I'm saying the real shit. I'm going to say, niggas ain't even paying attention to me right now. Niggas don't know what I'm saying. Right now, I'm the Charlie Brown nigga. Wah, wah, wah, wah. They like, yo, who was the bitch with the Jacob's Ladder fucking top?

It's funny, because you really do have a Charlie Brown sweatshirt on right now. Yo, don't do this to me. Don't fight back. Don't fight back. Are you in striking distance? You're in striking distance, right? You're good. You're good. I got Charlie Brown on, but I'm just saying, and I know, damn, nowadays, you got to apologize

for every fucking thing. You got to apologize. Man. Me too. Man, fuck me too. Man. Me too. Man, fuck me too. Man, fuck me too, man. I'm so sick of me too. Yeah.

I'm so sick of all them. I like what me too started as, but then I didn't like the middle of it and the end of it. You know what I'm saying? I ain't like that. Like, I understand me too. I'm all over here.

You got two me twos. You got an OG Me Too shit, and then you got a millennium. Millennium. I said it right, right? Mm-hmm. I'm... Man.

If Me Too was out, when I was in high school, everybody in my senior class would have been arrested. Yeah. Not one person would have been arrested. Yeah. Not one person would have missed. Your age, everyone... All right, first off,

this is special. What the fuck did you... Yo, yo. She... Not only did she see my age, she threw my age way back there. Why do you keep looking at my hand movements?

Yo, you got... You got big face. You look... Fuck all that stuff. Fuck the real shit. That top is fire, nigga. How you gonna fire me from my... We ain't even making money off this podcast, nigga.

But we can. What the beast... With that top, nigga, we can get paid, nigga. This is gonna be OnlyFans next week. Itsy bitsy spider, we're climbing up the wall. Yo, nigga be like, yeah, that's what it is. It's a spider top. Yo, it's a good spider top.

That shit like. Yeah. But we was talking about that. The like, how Me Too has changed, right? And you was like, I was like, I'm so glad. You was like, yeah, but what about the women? What was your point? You said.

No, yeah. I was just like, what about the women that have to deal with it? Like, I'm kind of dealing with it now. When you show up and you're supposed to be business and all of a sudden someone wants to like,

not now, like with you, but like in life, you want to talk about business, but they try to switch it to something else. Men always try to shoot their shot

at the wrong time. All right. You speak for that woman, right? Oh, that was my point before. Yeah, right. You speak for that woman, right? Oh, that was my point before. Yeah, yeah. You speak for that woman, but what about the bitch?

No, listen. Don't call her. What about the bitch that worked that hard? What about the... You said... What about the bitch that... I said ugly bitches like me, too.

No, first off, I don't want to go to, like, how people look when it comes to me, too. But it's true. No, first off, I don't want to go to, like, how people look or when it comes to me. But it's true. No, not really. You know why? Because the chick that started Me Too, did you ever see the— But you saw her when she was young. What?

The chick that started Me Too. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Put the picture up right now! Put the picture up right now! Put the picture up right now. No time out. She's beautiful. Stop.

What? Time out. Yo, I'm not no... I'm switching the subject. You ain't switching no subject. Fuck that. You ain't even striking distance. You're not doing that.

You're not doing that. I'm just saying, it's just ironic that the person that started... It's just ironic that the person that started it's i'm it's just ironic that the person that was on the forefront of me too doesn't give you the impression that you would me too or anybody would another cracks me up about the the other four person forefront person of me too she was me tooing some little boys right this is what i'm saying this some little boys. Right. This is what I'm saying.

This is what I'm saying. So this is what I'm saying. When it comes to your cries, you want your cries to be heard so much. You made such a big argument. You made us think. You did everything. You disrupted a person's entire life.

You can't... The shit that you're putting out, you can't rewind it. You can't. It's going to be there. No matter proven can't rewind it it's going to be there no matter proven innocent it's going to be there and if we're putting all the energy on understanding those truths

when those truths aren't truth put the energy on how fucked up you should feel for that shit you can't just blow it off like, oh, we missed one. Yeah. You know, you missing one could cost somebody

a very important time in their life. Their family, their career, their everything. So if you're going to do it, be fair with it. And then if there's some mistakes about it, don't ignore it. Let's talk about it. Mm-hmm. A lot of this comes from,

I'm angry because this happened. I know you're dealing with something traumatic. I understand that. But what I understand is that everything about this whole process of getting to know each other better

is trial and error. And you learn from mistakes or whatever. Yes. You know? That's just how I feel about that. And I understand, like, if you listen to this podcast right now,

you're seeing myself, this nigga going through something. What's up? But lately, I've been wanting to dress and talk about shit that people don't want to talk about. Yeah, you had a good show over at the breakfast club. Were you nervous going on there? First of all, the level of disrespect that you just showed me by asking the question, was I nervous?

Was I nervous? What the fuck is wrong with you? Well, they always be coming for you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Am I nervous at a breakfast club? I eat these niggas up. I've been eating the breakfast club up for six years straight, son.

Six years straight, son. People don't understand. Everything to this point is everything that I thought would happen. They was fucking with a real one. He kept fucking with me. And I'm like, okay, I'll let you hit me. He didn't like, now I'm striking back.

And that's what's happening. But it was a great show. It was a great show because I told him to shut the fuck up. Right? I told him to shut the fuck up. Don't pull out no booties. They already know they can't fuck with me. They know I be

annihilating the breakfast clowns. Give it up for DJ Indy. And coming out under the big tent, Lenard. I've been murdering these niggas. I've been murdering these niggas. And Charlamagne thinks that,

because I, first off, shout out to all my Deezus, and shout out to Abuted Humor, right? I do have a team of people. So when people say, Donna, did you come up with that? The team came up with it. But these two motherfuckers

are so dope. Anything that funny is happening, they fucking on it. They the dopest. They the dopest in the... You got different worlds. In the meme world, they meme these niggas.

They be coming at me with shit, and we be posting some fire. We so fire. That old boots aren't the new boots? What was that? Oh, that was a bad joke. Yo, yesterday's boot is not today's boot. That shit went viral. Yes. Even Joe reposted it. Yo, let me tell you

something. This is the whole thing. This is why you have platforms you can talk about it. Like, that's a very sensitive issue. A nigga at you. Right? Yo, nigga, I saw the post. Niggas will start pulling out pencils like, yo, nigga, you got like, like,

you got like 400,000 likes. You ain't at me. That's you. What? You be calling people out. I do. Now I'm calling people out. I do. That one alone. That one alone calling them out.

I'm like, don't just disrespect my watermark like that. You know what I'm saying? We all fucking create content for niggas to get paid. That was, motherfucker, Andrew Yang's plan was. How you get paid off of what your fucking profile is and how you even in the cyber world. He was like, you should get paid for that. your fucking profile is and what you, how you even in the cyber world. He was like, you should get paid for that. Because think about it. It's easy.

It's fun as we make things and we do it. Niggas are selling ass for everything we do. Everything that we go viral for our ego or whatever, niggas are making money off that shit. You know? So that's why I can understand how someone could take that acting a nigga person.

Like, I'm going to tell you how. Niggas always ask, right? They always like, yo, is this shit real? They say, what's your real beef with Charlamagne Tha God? And I'm like this, I don't got no real, real beef with him, but I will say this. The nigga didn't at me one time. And that's where it all started?

That ain't where it all started. That was icing on the cake. You was already starting acting funny, son. Every time your skin changed, you had a different attitude. The nigga had more of a high-pitched voice and shit. He didn't at me. Okay.

That's going to be the realest shit I can say for the tweets. The nigga didn't at me. I was mad. And the reason why I was mad about it, some people might not understand this.

The whole business of social media and everything, it's all, at some point, it's going to become business. It is business. At some point, especially in our business. You've seen it happen. At some point, it's going to become business. It is business. At some point, especially in our business.

You've seen it happen. At some point it's going to go from, like, it just doesn't take talent anymore. It's just like you can't just be good. You can be good as shit. A motherfucker can go see you at a show and you blow that shit up. And they know that was one of the most stellar performances

they've ever seen. And they'll say, uh, how many followers do they have? Yeah. And it can be frustrating, especially with someone that was, yeah, see niggas working over here, son. Son, they didn't tell you there was a show going on? Son.

They didn't tell you there was a show going on? Come over here. Come over here. Behind her. Come behind me. Come behind me. Get on camera. THC. If y'all didn't know, let them see your face, nigga. You illegal. You illegal, nigga. Yo, you illegal. Get out of here. Jose, what the fuck you doing down here? THC, nigga.

He said, uh-uh. Uh-uh. that nigga said. No. Nah, don't worry about it, son. Nah, get the docker out of here. Get the docker out of here, son. All right, peace. That nigga said, hey, that nigga said.

He's like, nope. He never do that little challenge together. What's the challenge, right? When you see what you look like, and then you do your face like this. And then something. And something else coming. He was like, do you do your face like this? And then something. And something else comes. He was like, this is DACA.

But he came through. We had THC Design. Y'all know I mentioned some months ago I started a new strand. It's called Who Up? We up. We right here. This is going to be a location that we're going to do some of our podcasts.

And Who Up's We Up is going to be available in like 75% dispensaries in California. Now, going back to what you were saying about the breakfast clowns. He didn't at you. He didn't at me. And it was okay he ain't at me. But don't act like you my mans if you don't at a nigga. That's all I'm saying is like, I expect this nigga not to add me.

Right? I expect this nigga not to retweet me. But you, I thought you was my mans. Why you ain't add me? Because niggas know them add some likes, that's how you get your money. Adds up to money. Yo, this is when Brooklyn started. It gets up to money. Yo, this is when Brooklyn started. It gets up to money.

So if we gotta some content that we did together, let me eat when you tweet. Let me eat when you tweet. Can I hear it on that sweatshirt? Yo, let me eat

when you tweet, nigga. At me, nigga. So you don't at me. Guess what I do? I put the team together. Fire! Fart, fart! Niggas be hitting me shit

in the sleep. And I just keep dropping shit. And I drop shit. And this is the thing. Everybody's like, oh, Donnell is upset because Charlamagne won't at him.

Nigga, or use this word. I don't give a fuck about that. I don't want your fans. I got my fans. My fans know my shit is fire. My fans know my shit is so fire that this is an old school saying, if you can't beat them, join them. So what you do is take the entire creative of what somebody came up with and you do it.

This is probably... People in the art world, in everything, will understand what I'm saying. That's the depth of it. Somebody puts work into something and you don't want to give them any credit. That's it. That's black people all together.

Black, why you change your voice? No, I'm just kidding. Speaking of black people. Speaking of black history, Mom. That's what black people are. No, that's black people all together. We put work into everything and people take it and we don't get added.

That's okay. And I love that beef with a white person. I don't give a fuck. If a white person don't at me, I can pull a race card out. They ain't at me because I'm black. But if my nigga don't at me like that, that hurts. You know what I'm saying? Because I will say this.

I have been able to, and I haven't used this in a long time. My race card. I got issued my first race card when Obama was in office, and I couldn't use it. Why? Because the president was black. Oh. But the president is black, they'll tell you. Yep.

So, now. Racism isn't allowed. Now, let me tell you something. Black History Month, niggas get paid, son. White people feel so guilty. They writing checks for anything. Can you tell me where they are? Yo, you know who giving most money to black businesses?

White people. Out of guilt. They like, fuck, what can I do? I'm not going to eat chicken. Or fried catfish. I'm not going to eat chicken. Or fried catfish. I'm not going to eat chicken or catfish or... That's another racist joke. Watermelon's not racist to you.

That's how we met. Watermelon's not racist. I probably talked about this on a podcast before. Yeah. But we were working on a movie shoot some years ago. In 20. It was a lot of years ago. Right?

And we had to get together. I don't know what the event was. And everybody, it was like a potluck. Everybody brings something. Nikki shows up. I'm going to take a sip first. With two watermelons. Everybody loves watermelons. Listen. Everybody don't love watermelons. Everybody loves watermelons.

Listen. Everybody don't love what... No, listen. What y'all... Yeah, here. I didn't say two watermelons from Gelson's. I didn't say 2.1. Two pounds of what else?

I said two whole watermelons. Like... I'm talking about like... Oh, this one's sweet. Like inside of a truck this was sweet. Like, side of a truck in North Carolina like with some

boiled peanuts stand. This boiled peanuts stand and then there's some watermelon stand. She showed up with two watermelons and she's like the only black chick

anywhere. I think I'm the only black person. The only blacks wasn't my black. They was like, like border, not borderline,

but like light skin, like the light skin judge, the DJ Envy looking type of niggas. And she showed up with two fucking watermelons. It wasn't cut or anything. It was just fucking a whole goddamn watermelon. And I said,

nigga, you can't just bring two whole watermelons for all these white people. And she didn't understand it. She was like, why? With two watermelons right there, black as a motherfucker, right? She was like, why?

People love watermelon. It's true. I was like, you got to cut the racism out of it. You got to get the rhymes out. You got to have cubes and toothpicks. cut the racism out of it. You got to get the rhymes out. You got to have cubes and toothpicks. Cut the racism out of it. If you're going to give me watermelon, you need to prepare it nigger free.

Right? I mean, like, I don't want to see no rhyme. Just the perfect cubes. I was only like 22 at the time, too. But you was the only black chick in a white school, too. And everyone ate it and the watermelon was gone. It was appreciated. No. First off,

they would have never ate it if I wouldn't say we gotta bust this shit down. Who's gonna be the first person to take the knife and go... I was like, you're not selling it like this. It's sold in its prepared state.

But nobody wants to prepare watermelon. I just was trying to make it look as less racist as possible. Thank you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I did that for you and I did that because I knew we was going to get reconnected on Black History Dream where we could share the watermelon story.

Thank you. I appreciate it. So back to these bitch-ass breakfast clown niggas. This is like, I've been on that show like 15 times. 20.

Maybe even more than that. Right? I don't know. Everyone, I think, there's some progress into being able to be better communicators. Everyone, I think there's some progress into being able to be better communicators, to understand each other,

to be less disrespectful, to understand that mental health is important. Yeah. Especially to Charlamagne. This nigga, man. If I hear this, every nigga I know got a therapist now. Do you?

Fuck no. Don't say it like that. It's actually good for y'all. Man, who is it y'all? Black men. I'm not fucking with it. Why is it so, why is therapy so good to black men?

It's good for everybody, but other people are open to it. For some reason, a lot of black men are not. So it's like opening, hey, it's good for you guys too. To what? To see a therapist. And talk about what?

Your emotions. How you feeling about stuff. I don't want to talk to a nigga I don't know about that. But you can find... I talk to my mans. But your mans may need a therapist too. All right, then we just keep lying to each other. Fucking therapists ain't doing nothing but lying to niggas.

Therapists ain't, no, I have no disrespect. I know mental health is real, but a therapist want a client crazy enough to be on their books for a year. Yo, a therapist ain't got, don't see no fucking future in you if you can't fix yourself.

There's no money in that. There ain't no money into no part time crazy things I will add though a lot of these therapists are overbooked and have way too many clients these days

so that you can use that as an argument to not go to a therapist I don't need to make an argument to not go to a therapist because everybody don't need to go

to a fucking therapist that's what I'm saying nigga I might need to talk to my mother fuck that I might need to talk to my mother. Fuck that. I might need to talk to that Korean nigga at the liquor store.

I don't want, and I'm not against mental health, but I don't want to have to look for anybody, anywhere for answers other than myself. Okay. It is good for some people because a lot of times people want to hear someone else say exactly what they think. Or sometimes their thoughts just be off.

You can't be off. Your thought can never be off. If it's your thought, how can it be off? It could be misunderstood. How can the thought be off? Because mental health is real. Why the fuck y'all keep on acting like y'all bullying me with mental health is real? Who said it was fake?

Who said it was fake? But I'm just saying it's real. Also, sometimes your thoughts aren't good thoughts for you to have. Coping. Coping. Coping. Like people that commit suicide,

sometimes their thoughts are not good thoughts to have and they need someone to talk to. It's like, I know you might feel like that now and they need someone

to talk them off the cliff, you know? Yeah, but people that, people that continue, boy, this is going to be a lot of shit I got to say. Ooh, wow. People that continue

trying to kill themselves, they're going to do it. They're going to get it right one day. They're going to check all the dots. And for those people, it was nothing you could do. For those people, it was nothing you could fucking do. those people, it was nothing you could fucking do.

And the reason why I'm saying this, I've been in certain people's lives at certain times where I know. You can tell them, oh, you saved my life. There's, I know, two incidents where I know I saved someone from killing themselves.

I couldn't plan that. I didn't go look for it. And for some reason, that person that was going to do it either couldn't find the time, something happened where it happened, I got in the middle of it some kind of way, I gave them a moment where it took away

from what it was feeling, but we can't control that. We can't, but you did in those moments. And sometimes if he had a therapist, he would have someone to go to. We don't have to keep talking about therapy. No, we do have to keep talking about therapy because that's the hottest shit now. If we don't talk about therapy, I'm going to talk about your ladder

shirt. And then they're going to be like, he needs therapy because he's suffering from something because he keeps looking at her titties. I keep going, my eyes are here. I keep saying it, but it's, god damn, son, stop. Don't Me Too be Maria Bloom

what's her name Gloom Maria who's that Me Too Gloria bitch Gloria Bloom is that her name

nobody y'all these perverts y'all can't see her but these perverts over here like we don't know anybody they be like

yeah she got my uncle as soon as we go say cut, they'd be like, yeah, she took down my uncle back in the 70s, man. We told her. Everybody was doing it. Everybody was doing it.

I do have a question, though, just to get off the mental illness and health topic. We are in L.A. Right. And it is the playoffs. Not the playoffs. It is Super Bowl.

Super Bowl. See? See? That response right there, nigga, would be right on me too on you. Right there, nigga, you would have been praying. Niggas would have came there like. You know how you see them birds? You already see the fish, right?

Or you see this. And you don't know who to feel sorry for. The fish or the bird. And you don't, it's out of nowhere, the biggest be like this. And they come back, and the fish be like this. Right then, a real me too, nigga, when they heard you say, yeah, we got the playoffs,

they be like, oh, I'm going to get this bitch. She don't know the teams. She don't know if it's touchdowns or anything. But she needs to be there. It's not the playoffs. No, it's the Super Bowl. It's the Super Bowl. What is it?

56? I don't know. I'm telling you, I don't know. I'm so old, nigga. I remember it was just numbers. The Romans, the ones, the shit. They got a scene to go from numbers to letters, algebra. I think it's LV1.

No, they got a new Super Bowl, LBGT. Let's read. Yo, niggas, like, yo. Yo, y'all gonna have an LBG5 party? That's gonna be the next shit. LBG's gonna be like Superman. It's gonna be letters and numbers and shit, man. And then five.

Yeah, five. It's like that. We with the LBGTQs. And then that V shit. Y-O-C-A. What Super Bowl are we at? 50? What are we on?

I think it's 56, guys, right? Yeah. See, I know what I'm talking about. Nigga, I know I'm old. This, I know I'm old. Oh, my Lord. Yo, this is, is this really it? Is it over, Donnell?

Do you need hip surgery? I know I'm old, man. Like, I've been living. I've been on this earth for almost every Super Bowl. It's over, nigga. Dick pills.

Yo. Rhinos, come save me, Rhino52. Yo. A certain way, certain... That comparison is crazy. save me right on 52. Yo, a certain way, certain, that comparison is crazy. Do you remember Super Bowl 5? I know

that out of all the Super Bowls, my body probably only missed three. Out of all of them. That's with leather hats and everything. Leather helmets. Yo,

I don't, yo, yo, yo, think about football when it first started compared to now and niggas getting injuries

and shit. Back when football first came, pigskin, nigga. They were getting jacked up. Like, like leather helmets with your whole face out. And like no pads. No pads.

Niggas, they was like hockey motherfuckers. No middle teeth. If you was good, you had none of your shit. If you was bad, like, this nigga ain't got none of his teeth knocked out. He a bitch. But we are

Super Bowl. I don't give a fuck about any of these teams. Okay. Not even L.A.? I mean... This is what I give about L.A. I've lived in different cities. With all due respect, I will enjoy the excitement of a home team winning.

Yeah. Like, I'm not a Yankees fan, but when I lived in New York, the times I seen the Yankees win World but when I lived in New York, the times I seen the Yankees win World Series, I knew it was good for the city. I remember one year, it was like when that Alicia Keys song,

New York, that was out. The Yankees was in the fucking, that shit was fire. So I can respect that, not even being from New York. So for the Rams to be,

for football, this is a good Super Bowl. For football, this is a good Super Bowl. For football, it's a dope Super Bowl. This Super Bowl wasn't like the ones that always, you know, Mahomes, Brady. That's been regular football. But this Super Bowl feels like

it had gut. It had teams that wanted to prove something. Like, both stories, I'm happy for. So you're going to watch? Yeah, I'm going to watch. You're not going to protest with everything that's going on? Come on, man. I just want to tell you,

my Black Lives Matter friends don't want me to watch it, man. I'm sick of these. I know. They don't want me to watch it. And I'm so conflicted on why not to watch it. Right? Yeah. Man, I me to watch it. And I'm so conflicted on why not to watch it. Right? Yeah. Man, I want to watch it.

I mean, I'm going to sneak watch it. Me, I just want to eat wings. I want to eat wings. You know what? I don't even want to watch it again. I just like the whole vibe of the part. I want to watch it because a lot of, I can't watch it. Can I watch it?

What are your friends doing? Some of them not watching, but I think some of them are going to be like this. I think some niggas will be like, they're going to be watching. What are your friends doing? Some of them not watching, but I think some of them are going to be like this. I think some niggas are going to be like, they're going to be watching like little Nas coming out the closet. Oh, no,

I should come all the way. Oh, should I stay right here? This bitch got me. Yas, Yas, Yas, Yas. This is going to be all tight, but y'all know it's going to be some Yas Super Bowl parties.

You know it's some of them Yas niggas that make some good wings. Them Yas niggas that make some good wings. Them y'all's niggas potato salad? Yes. What? Potato salad. Yo, I don't give a fuck.

I will open up a straight barbecue. All straight niggas, right? But I'll be like, but we have specials. Niggas be like this. You have any specials? We have the gay nigga potato salad today Wednesday

Thursday we have yasaroni um come on nigga let it go I need them last what the fuck nigga this our podcast

I need them niggas be like this this is yasasseroni Tuesdays. Yasseroni and Chase. Yeah, Yasseroni and Chase. Yas. Hey. That's how I'd order that.

Shoot. Yasseroni with Chinese eggplant, nigga. Ooh, no. Eggplant Thursdays. Like Taco Tuesdays, eggplant Thursdays and shit. Everything with motherfucking eggplants.

So, the dilemma about watching the Super Bowl, because it's like, we need more black owners. There is none. We need more black coaches. I understand all that.

The crazy thing, Robert Graham is the guy that's in talk to be the first. I was going to say that. The same guy that we were talking about in the last episode I was going to say that. The same guy that we were talking about in the last episode I was in. Yeah, but let me tell you, this is so fucked up to me.

I was fucking with the nigga in Abu Dhabi. Yes. Graham niggas. Billionaire niggas. Yep. And you know how niggas be lying. Like, you meet a person twice, and if their name come up in the news, you're like, they be like, yo, Robert Graham's about to buy a NFL team. You be like, it's my man. Yo, you just instantly like, yo, you like, they be like, yo, Robert Graham's about to buy a NFL team. You be like, it's my man.

Yo, you just instantly like, yo. You like, yo, we was. You guys were on a bus together. Nigga, we was on a bus. We was in Abu Dhabi, nigga. Yes. Fuck a bus, nigga. Abu Dhabi.

Y'all niggas talking about niggas in paradise. Niggas in Abu Dhabi, nigga. Yo, Abu Dhabi, niggas. Don't go past that. It ain't a lot of niggas in Abu Dhabi, nigga. Yo, Abu Dhabi niggas? Don't go past that. It ain't a lot of niggas in Abu Dhabi. I'm out there in Abu Dhabi. The only niggas I know out there, French Montana. Where is this nigga selling

coke? Is he still a coke boy? Somebody please tell me. Could somebody please? I love this nigga. I ain't worried about nothing. Where's French Montana come getting all this money? I think he was born with it. Was he? There's a lot of money in Morocco.

Yeah. There's a lot of money. That nigga got a lot of money. Mm-hmm. That nigga got a lot. I don't know if he got a lot of money, but he be doing a lot of money shit. I think he has a lot of money.

Yeah. He probably got a lot of money, but when he showed his one joint he went to in Abu Dhabi, they said that shit was like... Can somebody Google that? Because I want to be correct with this. I think this motherfucking mansion is, he said, one of my favorite places.

And this nigga always got robes on. He always got robes. This nigga, yo, French Montana is the only nigga I know, you feel like just being around him, an eightsome could pop off. Can I tell you, though, the one time I've been in his presence, it was at a friend's birthday party. Yeah.

A major director. I actually had the same top on, and his eyes were doing the same thing. Then why the white bitch you want twice? Nigga, I ain't worried about nothing. Frenchie, you know what it is. You got at the bitch. I got at the bitch.

That's what real niggas do. We gonna get at you. Frenchie, fuck that. Know me too, nigga. You see what I see. Do you see what I see? Fuck that. Real niggas, real niggas.

Nigga, we ain't even looking in your eyes. You pull the top out on me like that. He was across the room still. Yo. But I was like, is that nigga around? That nigga was something here around. He's a good dude.

Always been like respectful to me or whatever. But this motherfucker was up in the mansion. And this way, he was like, yo, let me show y'all this shit. Whenever I'm here. This is where I stay. Did anybody Google it?

How much? How much? Yo, you got to get a dude. Federico, we got to get a different way to communicate with each other. Right, because you keep telling me to get close to the mic,

but you keep doing like this, son. Yo, get a new cue. Somebody else do that, son. And then he winked like this, son. Yo, get a new cue. Somebody else do that, son. And then he winked at me too, nigga. Yo, this nigga do like this. Yeah, you got it. Eggplants, yeah. Super Bowl, eggplants.

Nah, this is not Yasseroni, son. Now, you made me lose my thought. Oh, see, you distracted me. You distracted me. So me and Frenchie saw the same topic. We was like, whatever. Resist, whatever. Did anybody Google how much it would cost?

Nobody got a phone. Oh, my God. They were like this. I thought you were looking at it. They were like, they're going to think my crew. Holy shit. Nobody got a phone? French Montana's home in Abu Dhabi?

French Montana rents in Abu Dhabi, whatever. Who gets it first? Huh? What is the answer? 1.9 million. A day? Was it a day? Wait, he owns it,

we got it. Never, hold on, let me open it, let me open it, hold on. Well, anyway, it's somewhere, I think,

in the 20 or 30,000 dollars a night, and then whatever his stay is, it equates to like 1 million. Whatever his stay is, it's a short visit, it's no ownership, and or $30,000 a night, and then whatever his stay is, it equates to like $1 million. Whatever his stay is, it's a short visit, it's no ownership, and it's like $1 million.

Now, I can understand niggas can ball out like that. I can understand motherfuckers dishing that type of cash out. But I can't understand if a nigga is dishing that type of cash out and you ain't got 32 bitches

right behind you going through the door. That's my only problem with that whole shit, nigga. I know that's saying you and just your mans. How much? I'm not finding it.

Oh, my God. I'm getting all his cars. I'm getting all his Bugatti. I got your research department. This podcast ain't gonna make it, man. Stephanie, you Asian. I thought you would know that anyway. Why would she know that?

Because she Asian. They know all facts know that anyway. Why would she know that? Because she Asian. They know all facts. All numbers. Is that racist? All numbers. Did I Asian to you? I just, god damn. I did all the to's and what haven'ts.

Yo, she's going to be like, hey, Donnell, yeah, the other day, you Asian to'd me. What was it? Nobody has the answer? I don't even know what to plug in. Like, I'm home.

I'm just putting home now. French Montana. Eight point, no, his LA home is 8.4 million. I just don't know know what to plug in. Like, I'm home. I'm just putting a home now. French Montana. 8. No, his LA home is 8.4 million. I just don't know how to Google. All right. The point I'm making is, I'm not renting a spot out like that.

It's going to be the most epic party. It'd be the only time TMZ broadcasts live from Abu Dhabi. I'm coming. We got Abu Dhabi with Sheikh Mohammed. Daniel with Sheikh Mohammed. I was fucked with niggas like that. I'm coming. We got Abu Dhabi with Sheikh Mohammed. Daniel with Sheikh Mohammed. Haq Naqreen. I was fucked with niggas like that. Boom.

I was fucking niggas. First thing I started with, Haq. Niggas with just this eyeball. You don't even know what the letter looks like for that. It looks like what the Super Bowl number is. All that shit, mathematical shit. Fuck Wu-Tang right now. I'm not with that mathematical shit.

Y'all get Raekwon on one of them niggas to figure out the mathematics. So going back to these bitch-ass breakfast club niggas, I've been eating them up so much. Blah! I be hitting them like this. Blah! Bloop!

I be hitting them with hard bodies. Fuck them niggas. They ain't got to tag me. Don't tag me, nigga. I don't need you. Fat, fat, fat. So I got to go up because I got to promote

Caroline's on Broadway, right? Shout out to my whole fucking team, Rawlins. Marshall, Brandy, Lisa. Shout out to Heather. Shout out to Elizabeth. Shout out to Anjali for putting up.

Shout out to Yamanika. Hey, y'all. Shout out to Jonathan. Shout out to Jason. Who putting up. Shout out to Yamanika. Hey, y'all. Shout out to Jonathan. Shout out to Jason. Who else was on our squad? Dwayne, my brother. Shout out to his wife, Natalie. Shout out.

Daphne. Daphne Springs. We had a dope-ass time, right? And we're doing the shows at Caroline's. So I got to do Breakfast Club to promote Caroline's. You do the Breakfast Club, they say you got paid $250 for a COVID test.

You have to pay for your own COVID tech to go on their show? To go on their show, right? So, listen. You got to pay to play. Listen. This is what I'm trying to explain. They tried to ignore

where it was going down. First off, red flags going off. Ding, ding, ding. I'm like, $250 for a COVID test? I said, I ain't paying $250.

Then I said to myself, you know what? I will pay $250. Then I said to myself, you know what? I will pay $250. But what I'm going to do is, I'm going to take my own motherfucking COVID test. You want to stick something in my nose, nigga? I'll stick something in your nose. Fuck.

You ain't going to. You violate me, I get to violate you. You worry about your safety, guess who worry about their safety? And you ain't never at me, nigga. Right? So I get there. I go to the COVID stand.

This is how I know this shit is so fucked up. I get to the COVID department. It's a little closet. The nigga that's the COVID nigga got on a cloth mask. A cloth mask. Yeah, not the N95? He had no numbers

on his shit. And first off, you're a COVID nigga, you ain't wearing nothing blue. He's not a nurse. Yo, listen. Like, you right now, we got a studio audience member, you look like a COVID nigga right now. With the blue shirt. Yo, somebody just take a picture of him. Damn it, get a picture of him so we can put it

on the screen, son. He looked like a COVID nigga. Like, this dude at the iHeart building, this motherfucker, he didn't have no badge, no plastic thing he put his pins in. No nothing. The nigga had an N. He didn't even have no numbers on his mask. And then I saw the nigga nose.

I saw this nigga nose. In the history of COVID testing, yo, you gotta question a nigga. It's like police saying license and registration. If a nigga say, I'm doing your COVID test, and you see his nose, it's a scam. $250.

I said, listen, you don't fuck with the CDC or nothing because everything that you doing right now is a scam. $250? I said, listen, you don't fuck with the CDC or nothing because everything that you're doing right now is a violation. And then I said, okay, I'm doing a test.

And I think it was going to be a PCR. PCR niggas come with gloves and everything, right? This motherfucker, this is how my introduction to the breakfast club. This nigga,

this nigga, he did my shit. It was a rapid test. The antigen. No, the rapid test. The antigen. No, the rapid test, right? I got 15 rapids in my pocket. I keep a COVID test. For all you niggas who don't think

that I be keeping it real insane, I keep rapids on me. The same test I got in my pocket, these niggas got for $250. I was like, it's a scam. Caroline's going to pay for it. Five minutes past, seven minutes past, rapid. I know five, six minutes,

you know, control panel. You know what's happening. Seven minutes past, ten minutes past. They take me upstairs. The Corona nigga, the Corona test nigga, he take me upstairs, right? I'm doing promos. They like, we want you to say something nice about the breakfast.

I said, I want to shout out the breakfast clowns. Fuck them niggas. I fuck with Angela Yee. Hard party. The nigga didn't at me. Right? I'm doing my... Then the COVID dude come back.

He said, Donnell, you got to go. You got to go. He was like, Donnell, you got to go. I said, what the fuck is he talking about? I got to go for what? These niggas don't want to interview me? You got to go. You tested positive.

You got to go. And that's why Ias don't want to interview me? You got to go. You tested positive. You got to go. And this is why I said, first off, that's nobody's business. You violated so much ethical codes. HIPAA. HIPAA law. Yo, so you never went to the training class where they tell you when you get a positive. That's how Paul from Yellow Springs was. Niggas get so many negatives, they don't know how to act

when they get their first positive. My man Paul from Wellness, that nigga got his first positive. He came back in that green room and this was his man Moe, right? Moe is a comedian. So it was Moe man that tested positive, right? And Paul came in that green room.

He said, Mo. I said, it was in that moment when I knew what Mo meant. The way he said it like this, somebody positive. So this nigga's got no ethics or anything. You got to go. I'm sorry. You got to go. First thing I said was, you're kidding.

There's no way to happen. I said, it's impossible. I was like, you got to go. First thing I said was, you're kidding. There's no way to happen. I said, it's impossible. I was like, no. I said, don't trip. I need to do another test. I said, that's a false positive. I said, it has to be a false positive. And the reason why I knew it, everybody's like, yeah,

just because you got the vaccine that don't mean it's still going to be a false positive. No, that's not why I thought that. I just had the shit. Nigga, I was fresh off the road. My antibody's supposed to be like, da-da-da-da-da-da!

This the shit that, when a nigga come off and they positive, you don't want to mask. You just want to go to Atlanta, Florida. You just want to test it. When you fresh off the antibodies, and I'm saying,

and everybody's like this, wait a minute, you took a get, I said, no. If I could have had Corona a year ago with no symptoms or whatever, and get the Omarion, right?

No symptoms, no nothing. Beat it or whatever you want to say. And you're telling me through that, not even 10 days later, I tested positive again. I said, if this positive is accurate, we're doomed. Yo, if this is accurate, it dismisses everything that science represents.

Yeah, CDC is no more. CDC dead anyway. Them niggas don't know what, they're going to be like this, you got to wear a snow cone in your nose. Yo, them CDC niggas, man, fuck, I mean, I said this, not in a bad way, we need to get our information. But, um, one thing I mean, I said this. Not in a bad way. We need to get our information. But one thing I can say that we've learned

how to take the information that we got and make it digest and how it works for us. That's one thing we've done. The first, when Ramon was first, I was like, I know what to do. What to text. Now you like this. You're more educated. This is why we definitely get through it. And I understand people like it's scary.

But we did different time now. We have options now. You can choose to try to give yourself the best opportunity to live if you get it. There's a lot of options. You can choose just to rely on medicine. Or you can choose to say, I want to live a healthier lifestyle. You can choose a lot of things. You can choose to be more connected to God.

You could choose to trust people that didn't finish high school. Yep. You could choose to wear itsy-bitsy tighters, shirt, you could choose a lot of shit. You know how many COVID motherfuckers

that was probably, had respirators with a love for you to come in their fucking hotel room? And when they're grasping for their last fucking hotel room. Wait, I want to get back. And when they're grasping for their last bit of life. Also, like if I'm grabbing me personally, I know this is going to get me in trouble. But if I'm grabbing for my last bit of life,

and I saw a top like that, I'd be like, just give me one hook. I'll get the rest up. Just give me one hook. The reason why you... I know some people are like, Donna, your show's going to be canceled.

You're not going to make money. Guess what? That doesn't mean anything to me right now because this show is not making money. This show is just... It's my voice.

It's me talking. It's me shitting on a bitch-ass breakfast club motherfucker. Yeah, can I know what happened after you said, give me the test again? Oh, damn.

So they did like this. So then I said, I want the test again. He was like, no, I don't care, Donna. Yeah, can I know what happened after you said, give me the test again? Oh, damn. So they did like this. So then I said, I want the test again. He was like, no, I don't care. Just get out. And I said, I don't know what Corona school

you went to, but you shouldn't be talking to me like that, right? I've been through this before. You don't scare me, right? But you expose everyone. He was doing all this shit. And then Envy bitch ass,

Envy bitch ass and Charlamagne come out. Ah-ha! Oh, you were scared. You were scared. Oh, yo, yo, look, you had a COVID scare? I was like, no, I ain't no COVID scare. I had a money scare.

Because I'd just been through this the week before with no tips and everything, and I lost a lot of money. People are like, it's all about the money. No, it's not all about the money. But I don't give a fuck what you're doing is you want to make money no you shouldn't you want to make money you want to make money the most cautious way and I said I do everything I can do to be safe whatever CDC said this I just lost a gig for a lot of money and I

took the I took the moral uproar right I took road. I was like, I could just maybe kill a couple niggas or just say, fuck it, right? You know what I'm saying? I was like, just, nigga, I'm going. Nigga, just keep the old niggas away from you, right? That's not the moral high ground. No, that is. For a grimy nigga, yes, it is.

Nigga, I chose not to go. For a grimy nigga, I chose not to go. But my thing was, I'm like, wait a minute. How low would these niggas go for a joke? I realized how low they would go. To scare somebody about money, safety, and health, I said, these niggas will go low. Which encouraged me to never stop shitting on these niggas.

Yeah, anyone that charges people to come be a guest on their show to take a test that you can get free anywhere in the city. That's not the biggest argument. That is for me. For you. Not to charge. That's not the biggest argument. The biggest argument is that that's

what you think is funny. That's what you think is funny. That's what you think is funny. Okay. You're like, we were doing that two years ago in Yellow Springs. But I understand. I punished these niggas so much. I punished them so hard. They're desperate as shit.

And I gave them credit. I was like this. All right, I'll give you an A on execution, whatever. But it was like my focus wasn't even to fuck with them. My focus was like this. We've done a million of these interviews, and only point I've ever made was like, you won't give your audience an opportunity

to see me differently. Right? You're stepping on it. I say some serious shit, you're stepping on it. You're clowning me. Right? But I said, this time, we're not going to do that again i had them niggas raising their hands nice can i talk and it was only because i know if you give me a chance to breathe that people will get to know me more and i don't one thing i noticed about this last... The Breakfast Club is a huge platform.

One thing I really realized with this one in particular was, because I never connect with it, how much love I have in the streets. Mm-hmm. Like, because sometimes we focus on the negative too much. I was like, just wait a minute. That shit got like 600,000 views in like three days with probably 2,000 comments.

And I know I'm not supposed to read the comments. But that message you shared. It was some true shit. I know I'm not supposed to read the comments, but I'm a glutton for punishment, if you want to say. And we all do. We all guilty of it. Women always say, I don't read the comments. You don't read them when they start getting fucked up.

When you get gorgeous, fly, you be like, thank you, you do the hearts, all the balloons and shit. You be like, just, love you too, babes. You know, you do all that shit. You get one fucked up shit, you like, hate the ass niggas. You switch it. And I do. Joe Rogan has told me, don't read the comments. So I'm going through the shit, and it's all,

it's some good joints. I'm like, oh, here come the fucked up ones. They just kept banging. They just kept banging. We love you. Bam. We love you. Irrelatable.

I've been watching you. So-and-so. Never seen you like this. Bam. And I was like, oh, shit. Bam, bam, bam. And I'm like, fuck y'all niggas. The streets, no

The streets, the treats And this summer, the creeks We going out kayaking? I wanna, cause we're at Our kayak And of course we going kayaking Of course we go on kayak. But I guess what I'm trying to say is,

I really, when I looked at it, what I realized with the Breakfast Club interview, and a lot of things have been happening now, is that I really put my dues, I paid my dues in the streets, and the streets know. You can try to deny a motherfucker for as long as you want, but eventually the streets know.

We was talking about the NFL earlier. And, like, when it comes to the black community and who do you work with, and people always say, Donny, you can't say this because it will cost you money and everything. And to that, I say,

I don't eat off of corporations or nothing. Like, for the last 27 years, it's all been off of comedy. Even when you're talking about, we were talking earlier, we all talk relationship stuff and we were talking about it, we were talking earlier. We all talk relationship stuff and we were talking about

co-parenting. Right? And the struggles of it. And then, you know, you start, when you talk about co-parenting, what you're going to do, you start talking to your friends, they start talking to their friends.

And then you get your friend lawyers before you get the real lawyers. This is what the bitch going to want. But this is what you got to do. I think I was the friend lawyer. Yeah, yeah. This is what you got to do. Nah, you be like, nah, fuck that.

And he be like, okay, I understand what you're saying, but I got a friend. You be like this. I got a friend, man. And my friend told me, like, okay, I understand that. I was like, everything is different. Right? And I was like, okay, would I have to adjust my life? And that's what we're going to have to deal with.

How far are you willing to adjust your life to do the right thing for something you care about? And you were like, my point's going to come back around. And you was like, well, Donnell, in this situation, what if you get a movie or something? Do you have to be away? And then that's going to so-and-so. Which I told you, I don't give a fuck about a movie.

He said, I'm not doing it. Fuck that movie. I'm working on a movie. I was like, fuck that movie. Did I not tell you that? If that shit is a summer, I ain't fucking with the movie, nigga. I got enough groupie pussy. I don't need no movie to be like,

oh, man, this bitch, she was just fighting, man. I did enough levels. I've done enough levels where that doesn't excite me. Yeah. What excites me is doing the right thing.

And spending that time like you're... And I also told you, I said, I don't need Hollywood or nothing. I said, the people that love me will help me, continue to help me, get a college fund for my son. They'll continue to help me. Off making jokes.

Off a motherfucker making jokes. And I, maybe this, was this, this not all about the Breakfast Club, is it? Because there's one member

that I really like. Right? Angela Yee. I really like her. And this is, did I, did I clap back? I think you clapped back.

I clapped back. But it was in a nice, wait, I guess what I'm trying to say in a nutshell is that the Breakfast Clowns can't fuck with me. I'm one of the realest to motherfucking do it. And if you

don't believe that, ask the motherfucking streets, nigga! THC Design, thank you for the space. Thank you, everybody. As I always say, a joke could be too nigga THC Design thank you for the space thank you everybody as I always say a joke could be too soon but it never

could be too soon for a funny observation who up we up sleep they sleep whoop whoop hut

hut hut Thank you. Bye.