Donnell - Brew It For The Culture!

Episode Date: April 13, 2021

The Donnell Rawlings Show Podcast is HERE! A joke could be too soon, but it could never be too soon for a funny observation. Big Shout out to E&J Coffee and Special Guest Lorenzo Dela Rama @enzooftheb...ranch and biz partner Julian Erbil. Special thanks to @mfdaviddeery, @juliuslikeaboss, @hollywoodimprov and GetRight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So once again here's your friend get right shining bright in the country doing it as I can trying to chance and get a track and get it right, then I still be all right. As long as I shine like I do, setting on my grind. I do it for my crew. That means me and you. Thank you again. Get right. Doing it for the crew. The crew.
Starting point is 00:00:39 That's you. Yo, yo. I'm trying not to interrupt you. The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck y'all bitch ass niggas. You'll never take my place, niggas. Thank you. the person that probably introduced this podcast right now is probably a person that you've all been familiar with over the last year. He's a person that has been through the storm and the rain. He's a person that became a part of the heart and soul of this podcast. When I say that, because he has heart and soul. You know this guy is Get Right.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Right? Right, Gary? No doubt. No You know this guy is Get Right. Right? Right, Gary? No doubt. No doubt. The history of Get Right. If you just introduced this podcast and you don't know who Get Right is, Get Right is what Dave Chappelle called my COVID angel. He came in my life at a time when the world was miserable. Came in my life at a time where everybody was upset.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Everybody was nervous. Nobody wanted to go outside and talk. Nobody wanted to communicate. Nobody wanted to do anything anything and he just became a part of my life and every time i felt that i was going in an area of being in the dumps and i needed something to lift me up this motherfucker would show up and it was right at the beginning of the pandemic too right it was right at the beginning of the pandemic i forgot about that and it was like it was times when we're like nobody knew what we were going to do with this pandemic. We was just trying to figure out everything. People were like,
Starting point is 00:03:07 don't go outside. Don't go outside. Don't cough. Don't do this every day. What can we do? Can we do that? We can't do this. What can we do? What can we do today? They change it. They change it. My mic is off. They change it. CDC said what? Niggas didn't even know what a CDC was. I thought a CDC was like something you buy at a pawn store, you know?
Starting point is 00:03:23 Like at a pawn shop, at a liquor store. Shit, yo, got these CDCs. I got earth, wind, and fire. I got silky soul. I got these CDCs. Can I borrow them? No, my brother. You got to get your own.
Starting point is 00:03:37 So he came at a time like that. And then a couple months ago, and he was going through it. But one thing I can say about this guy, and this guy was a homeless guy that had so much character right dearie oh definitely when i used to run into him you know i know this sounds crazy but he was always clean-shaped he was always like dressed nice he never smelled bummy or homelessly you know what I mean if that's a word but you know what I mean I'm not being insulted but you know most bum niggas smell like shit no I'm
Starting point is 00:04:12 just yo no yo it was more like a person trap he was like going he's trans he was like in between no he was not a homeless person man he was doing push-ups and pull-ups he was like 65 year old no you know what you know what you know-year-old warrior. You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:04:26 You know what? You know what? You're right. You know what? That's a good point, Derry. I don't think he ever connected with being homeless. I think he just like this. I just sleep outside.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Exactly. I'm adventurous. I'm a river nigga. Yeah, he's a country boy visiting the city and just sleeping outside, doing his push-ups. He's definitely had the mindset of a real fucking solid warrior. A warrior. But he never smelled like a bum nigga. I understand, son, but I'm just saying, on average, if you are in Times Square or any of those places, right, and you walk down a hallway, right, and it's a a smell and you don't even have to have anybody there and you like you'll save yourself dearie dearie you'll say yourself god
Starting point is 00:05:12 damn smell like some homeless i am not disrespecting the homeless people i'm just saying you know a lot of times it's hard to keep up with your hygiene if you're homeless right okay right for all you i can't believe he said it you because most uh homeless into the streets state right yes honesty exactly honesty yeah you can't get right didn't stink son right and that's why it's hard to give some people money sometimes because you're like whoa you know i'm saying i'll put it over here but get right he kept himself up and everything and i always just see him i talked to him and then a couple of months ago he just fucking disappeared right he disappeared and i was nervous because you know
Starting point is 00:06:00 being a person of the street if you don't see someone for a while it's a couple of things that you think you think oh shit uh he's locked up or he's dead that's the first thing and you don't want to think that because i told him the last time i saw him i said yo bro i don't know next time i'm gonna see you and he told me he said man just look up in the sky you'll always see me i'm like nigga you going to heaven on me yo he prepping me for heaven i thought you know how niggas be like this you know those last like when you know a nigga about to do something like you know a motherfucker coming to you like this dear and say some shit like this like you you seen him been in the dumps for a couple days right and then he says some shit like this to you dear look at me i just want to know i always listen to your raps you know what i'm saying yeah you like
Starting point is 00:06:47 where you going and i didn't know i was going to see him and i didn't see him for a while and i used to take the journey of driving around where i know he frequents and i would look for him and i just it was just like every time i did it was it was more angst than on Family Feud. Right? I didn't give up, but I was just like, just hope he's in a good place. Then I had his sister's number. I called her randomly, and I was like, listen,
Starting point is 00:07:16 I'm Donnie Rollins. I haven't talked to a senior brother in a while. I'm just hoping. She was like, he's in Mississippi. And you know what I said, dear? Nigga, I brother in a while. I'm just hoping. She was like, he's in Mississippi. And you know what I said, dearie? Nigga, I bought you a phone. Yeah. Yo, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:07:32 she said, what? I said, she said, and her voice was so happy, she didn't even do God, because last time I talked to her, she was like, oh God, because she hadn't talked to him for a while. And she said, God, Donnell, thank you, God, oh Lord, and everything. she answered the phone ain't mentioned no god she said she said oh yeah he's in mississippi out there
Starting point is 00:07:51 getting right now and i'm like the thing you're missing he called me maybe he didn't games out here in this right and then i called him games out no he got there i told her what are y'all talking about and he called me he got a new phone. He called me. And the motherfucker sounded so happy. He sounded. I don't know if this is actual sound. He sounded like he was sleeping in the bed. Yeah, that's got to be a thing. That's got to be a thing.
Starting point is 00:08:16 He sounded like he'd been sleeping in the bed, like yawning. I don't think you can yawn on cardboard. Can someone yawn on cardboard? I don't think you can yawn on cardboard. Can someone yawn on cardboard? I don't think you can even sleep good because you're probably worried about somebody waking you the fuck up. Right, so now we're reconnected. Let me tell you something about Get Right.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Everybody's like, we love Get Right. Get Right has changed. Yo, Get Right. He's got right. that nigga got a bed yo they got a room in a bed he talked to me yo dearie the level the way he talked man i'm a fan he was disrespecting you yo he was just yo this motherfucker told me what yo yo it was so funny because you know the people gave him some money right and i had i never give him all the money right and then he needed some cash so i said yo i i yo get right got the cash app motherfucker would download yo they might not download a game or anything like that
Starting point is 00:09:19 cash app niggas getting cash app he got a cash app card. Now and the other day. We'll shout it out so people can send him some money. It's a good idea. I'll put it up on the screen. I'll put it up. You'll give it to me later. Yo, check out. Don't give that nigga no money.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Y'all ain't hear what he said to me. Fuck that. I want my money back, nigga. Fuck Get Right, man. Get Right said, man. Get right. I ain't even want to tell nobody this. I'm so embarrassed about this story. Because I don't know, get right. I didn't even want to tell anybody this. I'm so embarrassed about this.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Because I don't know how to win. I don't know how to respond. Like when somebody say, what's up? Get right. I don't know how to say, man, fuck, get right. Get right told me. He said, see, that's the problem. You don't listen.
Starting point is 00:09:59 He said, you don't listen to me. You keep talking and talking and talking. I'm like, I've been talking. First off, this is the thing. He home. Guess what he told me he was going to do? listen to me you keep talking and talking and talking i'm like i've been talking he first off this is the thing he home guess what he told me he's gonna do he said he was gonna start rapping he told me yo he said man look man man i think i can do that rapping he started rapping this all in one week that nigga was rapping making beats he said he making beats that's hilarious i'm like on what yo he said he was making beats empty cans of he said he gonna do he said he gonna do all this shit son he tell
Starting point is 00:10:33 me and i'm like get right nigga this is what i'm trying to tell him i'm like this and i'm not being cocky and this is the only time i really like to use my celebrity or my influence if you want to say if it's to help somebody that's the one time I want to feel good like that's the one time I want to say to someone don't you know who I am when it applies to helping somebody and I'm like this nigga we got you the people are screaming for you they want more of you I said you could be a motivational speaker I said some of the slogans that you have we could put them on t-shirts people want to support you Niggas just don't want to give you money, but they want to give you money for a reason You want to start this cleaning business whatever you can get it. We could do anything right? I'm like Lily get right
Starting point is 00:11:18 We could do anything. He said let's do it. I'm like, you got your drop ID? Oh, but look. Hello, get right. You want to get right, get right. Got to get ID. Get right. He don't want to get an ID? He said, yeah, man. There's always some papers or something.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I don't know if this nigga bodied somebody. And then I told him, I said, get right. The people love you. The people love you. I had already started. Because I'm going to start. I started the process of getting a nonprofit. And I already had plans for Get Right. Being like a director.
Starting point is 00:11:55 He could be the voice of it. Because he said a lot of things. He said a lot of things that people remember. And he's a good guy. I mean, you're right. He could be a motivational speaker. He's like 60. He's older, doing pull-ups and push-ups he's in better shape than me you know first thing to get
Starting point is 00:12:09 right gonna do is put some respect on my name so you know i'm saying you just got a bad nigga i've been in a bed because oh my god no i'm just saying it's the truth he act like like like yo we've been we've been all right you got a bad nigga we've been in beds right, you got a bed, nigga. We've been in beds, nigga. Double pillow top, nigga. What are you talking about? He got his own phone. He got his own phone. He got a pull-up bar and everything.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Hell yeah. But this is the thing. I'm trying to tell him. I said, get right. I said, I got you. I said, get the Instagram account. Yeah, fuck yeah. He said, man, look here, man. See, that's the government.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Don't fuck with them niggas. He thinks that instagram is gonna first off dear you know people are always watching us of course like we we we are all being watched we have all made a digital imprint yeah there's no way around it yeah whether you you want to believe it or not yo first off be like trying to get codes right buster codes to a phone every time you sign up for an app and correct me if i'm wrong every time you sign up for an app right and they say so and so app wants to access your pictures in your camera oh yeah, yeah. It's a wrap. Niggas is looking at your dick. Niggas is looking at your titty pictures.
Starting point is 00:13:28 You better... Yo. Now you're getting into Edward Snowden territory. What do you mean? Edward Snowden's the guy, the whistleblower, that said that the government can turn a fucking lamp into a microphone and listen to your conversations. Yeah, but you know what? Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:13:42 I mean, he's living in another country because they were going to fucking arrest him. Yeah, they're going to... Okay, what here's the thing I mean he's living in another country because they were gonna fucking arrest him Yeah, here's the thing now see I know how I know how to avoid The FBI and all this stuff with them listen to my conversation everything. I'll never have FBI yeah, like if FBI was bugging me nigga nigga, they'd be like, yo, that nigga funny as shit. Yo, they're gonna be like, they're gonna be like, yo, that nigga go back to the one where he was in Hawaii, nigga. Which camera roll
Starting point is 00:14:12 is that? Remember that time he got really fucked up? Nigga, go to that day. Go to that one. What time was it? Six o'clock in the morning? Go to that one. Go to that one. Oh, this is the one we like. So somebody's always watching, so it's like, what are you doing? What type of life are you living Where you concerned about
Starting point is 00:14:26 You know what I'm saying Can you get arrested by something What can they do I mean people are paranoid That's how it is A lot of people are paranoid Back to this nigga That don't want to get right
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah Get right Been talking to me Real slick son Fuck Let me see Let me see if I can So you got any kind of hat is he wearing any kind of fancy hat
Starting point is 00:14:48 like new clothes god damn it what do you got a message from him yo you look look look at the shit he be sending me son look at this i don't know what this is look at this sir what the fuck is this look at this this, son. Hold on. There you go. Look at this. Look at this, son. Look at this, sir. What the fuck is that? Please describe. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Why did he send you that? He just sent it. That's the day he disrespected me. It's a bottle. Right. on a rack with like another bottle we're gonna post this up yeah yeah we'll post that
Starting point is 00:15:29 the audio people won't understand it so explain what are you seeing right now it's for the audio people it's like a plastic bottle it looks like a juice bottle like a two liter juice bottle upside down right
Starting point is 00:15:41 with some kind of contraption onto another bottle that's sticking off a padded wall. It looks like a homeless nigga made it, right? Yo, let me call that nigga and ask him what the fuck is it. Hold on. Let me call him, say.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Let me call him. Oh, you're disrespecting my phone, old Android-ass motherfucker. Yo, you Android motherfuckers are disrespectful as shit. Should I get an iPhone? Should I get an iPhone? Let me see what I got. iPhone? Should I get an iPhone now? Let me see what I can get. I got the Android.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Of course you should get an iPhone. Just speak up. Can you hear? Hold it up to the mic. Yeah, we can hear it now. Let me see the air. See? If I get voicemail, get right, give me voicemail.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Yeah. Get right. Yeah, what up? What's up, bud man? I'm doing a podcast right now, man I just talked about you for 15 minutes Can you hear me? Yeah, I got you, yeah
Starting point is 00:16:33 I talked about you for 15 minutes I talked about how we first met How we've been a part of each other's life And I also talked about how you disrespected me the other day And cursed me out Right? You remember that? You remember that? You remember that?
Starting point is 00:16:46 Yeah. You do remember cursing me out? Yeah. Uh-huh. About not understanding, like, you know, look at the design. You know, you asked me, like, what about no curse out, no curse out, you know, word like that. But I say, well, like, we trying to get on the same page. And then what, but where was our misunderstanding
Starting point is 00:17:06 well like you're not like we need to like be just like we're doing right now they're just let me show you something as far as like you see they got that uh i can see you while i talk to you the internet i mean fbi right right right listen okay see see i am listening get right this what we have you got some beats daddy got nothing to do we was talking about you a good beat. I got some, man. You got some beats? That ain't got nothing to do with what we was talking about. You got mad at me because you said I wasn't understanding. And I was saying I had a plan. I was saying I know a way we can get on, but you ain't want to listen to me. And see, we're not, okay.
Starting point is 00:17:59 See, just like, see, I hate to call people names, man. Okay. Just like Martin and Will, right? Who? Martin Lawrence and Will Smith, just like Martin and Will, right? Who? Martin Lawrence and Will Smith, just like them two brothers. Right, right. That's me and you, the way we should be. We should be able to sit down and we work our podcast across the room from each other.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Just like how you talking to, that female you talking to, I don't disrespect. She's like, that female you talking to That female you talking to I don't disrespect You know See like That female you talking to I'm not a female Man like you can be talking to her And me I'm in a room somewhere else
Starting point is 00:18:31 And you got a live podcast going in I got some stuff man Like well shit That's what I'm saying And you got to be able to flash me Along with You know what I'm saying And you know
Starting point is 00:18:40 Back to you You got to have some people Rolling them cameras and shit man Like I got But we got Oh we we but we could do that on live we could do that that's why i say get an instagram we could do that you ain't here you're in mississippi man if you was here because when you was here the last time i said come down anytime you sat in on the show so what i'm saying is we can't do that you're in mississippi i gotta come to mississippi well just like i'm saying like you know you got three ways that you got some type of communication like you got a monitor that you can put a monitor here like we on tv man yeah we could do that on
Starting point is 00:19:18 your phone that's what i'm talking about you didn't say that to me you said the only way you said you I had to come to Mississippi and I said okay okay I might have been drinking oh you want to get right ain't no motherfucking might have been you told me you said you got a little something something you told me. You said you got a little something, something. You told me that, man. Yeah. And like, you know what I'm saying, I might have over-talked myself. Oh. You know what I'm saying there? Listen, and if I did that, you know, hey, I'm not so strong where I can't come and say, well, hey, man, that's my bag.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I respect that so much, bro. Like, hey, but what I'm saying to you is, i'm a i'm a deep deep brother man i know that i mean i'm heavy into what i'm into right and it's some stuff like if we was like on a three-way connection thing i gotta be alive you can be sitting up there you know feeling me through what we doing on the phone yes and then you you spit it because you got the part with the cash i know that get right but i'm saying you gotta i set you up you gotta you can do that you gotta do that we what kind of phone you got you got whatsapp you gotta get the whatsapp app right whatsapp what it's called whatsapp download whatsapp right yeah that way we can do video calls to each other and then we can record it another thing
Starting point is 00:20:47 what i was explaining to you the other day is that uh we already set you up with an instagram we got you the account set up everything you can switch the numbers around but if you like they got what they call instagram live man the people want to see you on instagram live and we're gonna man we're gonna we could kill this shit man that is merchandise ready for you bro what's your name first of all what you need I'm trying to get a tablet I guess I'm gonna get a tablet and another phone with another line. All right, I'll send it to you next week.
Starting point is 00:21:27 All right. You want a tablet? What else do you need? Just a tablet, and I'm going to get a tablet. I'd like to have a laptop. And I'll probably get another phone or another line, though, see. I don't have two phones. But why do you need another line?
Starting point is 00:21:42 What's wrong with the phone you got? No, because I don't like two phones. But why you need another line? What's wrong with the phone you got? No, because, like, you know, I don't like my phone be tempered in there. I need a line, a direct line somewhere else. Other than, like, everybody else is exposed to, you know, this and that. You need a back phone? Burner phone. Hey, we're looking at this internet shit. It's dangerous, man.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Man, but ain't no way for you to get right. I'm listening. I'm listening. See, like, look at that. You got to listen to some shit, man. I'm listening. Just get right there. I know who it is. I you michael johnson said dangerous no yeah i heard some like you know just like what we talking about man like this internet this is dangerous man
Starting point is 00:22:15 i know but we not living a dangerous life we trying to we doing the right way that's the point i'm saying man we doing this we't nothing to be nervous about like we we getting right like the thing when i was when i talked to you it's so it's not so easy but we have a blueprint man i was just talking before i got on the phone is that you know like i was trying to explain to you and i always tell you i said i ain't tripping off of who i am and the only time i ever really give a fuck about a flex if i could flex and put one of my niggas on or somebody on and I could help them that's the only time I give a fuck about being Donnell Rawlings and that's what I'm saying like ever see but like the flexing aspect of it see everybody be
Starting point is 00:22:54 flexing and see like you got motherfucker that flex back man yeah I know we flex back back that flex back and you know like you got motherfucker like you flex. I see you flex. I see you flex. Right. me just like I had left man right back to me they say they say right back at you they say right back to you right and that's me man my name is though but actually I'm trying to straighten that part of me up here for and see like if I flex it's gonna be a real misunderstanding just like I see you flex I see you flex I see you flex. I ain't trying to flex. I ain't trying to do it like that. But we not either. We not either.
Starting point is 00:23:48 We, man, man, when I talked to you, when I knew that you linked up with your sister, when I talked to you, man, you don't even understand. Man, when I called your sister. See, that's the point right now, and I'm going to clean the air on that. That's my twin, man. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:03 And, like, there's some shit she ain't understanding. And, like, we in the middle of a quarrel right now I hate to hear that you and I you know and like and I ain't trying to get caught up in no fictitious ass
Starting point is 00:24:12 you know flexibility but you alright it's okay to be flexible no but flexed you know like not flexed out
Starting point is 00:24:20 but I flexed back though I flexed back out right you know you know I'm like that man and like when I spit hey man I flexed out, but I flexed back though. I flexed back out. I'm like that man, and like when I spit, hey man, there's a real spit in it man. You mean spit like rapping? You told me you was rapping, you got some bars? I said all of that, see all of that.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Tell me what can that be? And that's the beat I was just saying, spoke on. Right, okay, well what the, what's what? The spit, that's for like as like my vocabulary see that's the part right there this part that i'm in mississippi is part of me training and tooling some things about me up see i'm getting right and you got to understand some things about me man some things and other corners that i'm trying to straighten up and fuck with, you know, other than just trying to be seen somewhere as trying to get right.
Starting point is 00:25:08 See, there's some things in my life, man, like the military and shit, man, like that boy right there. You still fucked up about that. I need checkmate on that shit, man. You still mad at the military. You mad at the military because you said that they gave you Right, and that you damn right.
Starting point is 00:25:23 And the shit I'm going to get in line. I need to be in the United States Supreme Court. That's the real key to achieving. I'm finally going to take care of some personal business. I'm going to have to call you back right now. No problem. See, I knew you was going to do that. You changed.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Get right. You don't even got time to talk to me no more. All right. I'm going to take care of some personal business. I respect that. All right. All right. Well, get right get right i'm gonna i'll call you tomorrow all right get right
Starting point is 00:25:54 can't laugh you can't tell you can't laugh when i'm talking to somebody that's nervous about being on phones you can't hear hear me, first off, but second. Yeah, but it's all good. He's nervous about being on the phone, too? That's what I'm just saying. You know what I respect about that conversation just now is that he said, I had a couple of drinks in me. He did. He said, I had a couple of drinks.
Starting point is 00:26:18 He said, I'm man enough to admit when I might have been wrong. Which is something you said you would never do. What? You always say, I'll never admit when I might have been wrong. Which is something you said you would never do. What? You always say, I'll never admit when I'm wrong. I'm not getting right, though. True. I got a bed, nigga. I sleep in a bed, son.
Starting point is 00:26:38 And he does, too. But I was just trying to explain to him. But I'm telling you, man, there's something about that dude, his character. And there's something about his character that I really like and he's a hustler and i'm trying to explain like how you want to like i'm trying to explain how do you want to hustle because we can hustle i think your ideas for him are really good i think it's smart you know oh my fuck what do you mean all of my ideas are smart geez i don't have a bad idea. I always have good ideas. I've had good ideas.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And I'm not being cocky about this. I've had good ideas. And I've been forced to have good ideas. What I think would be good ideas because I was forced to make a pivot in my life because of the pandemic. A good idea I thought I had and it worked out. So many ways to be a good idea. We're starting a candle line People laughed at me would not talking about on the candle line. They laughed at me
Starting point is 00:27:30 Haha, this nigga. He puts me telling jokes. He's selling candle. He is Chandler now. Oh You a Chandler nigga now? Make sure y'all get y'all black ash Huh by Don L. Rollins. Dave didn't think it was a good idea? I thought it was a good idea. I thought it was a good idea to the tune of, I remember,
Starting point is 00:27:50 the biggest, well, my candles, when I did the Joe Rogan show, it was just a different animal. I did the Joe Rogan show, my candles did like this. Yep. They went skyrocketing,
Starting point is 00:28:03 like, and that was the like and that was the launch and that was it set off and the sales have been been pretty consistent after that I always had miscellaneous apparel on Dun & Rollins.com then after that it was lotion the lotion it's taken off mind you all of these things are good quality stuff Rita does a great job from Tell It with the Donair Rollins candle brand and then we moved
Starting point is 00:28:32 over to Lotion shout out to Angela and her crew Angela and uh Lotion was popping now so now you know I'm the river ninja so now I'm getting into the groove of being a brand ambassador people are starting to check me on social media they're like oh I got this product I got this I got that but I don't want to jump on everything because I don't think everything is a
Starting point is 00:29:03 good fit for me another next fit is going to be with THC Design. Create my own strand and my own social equity company. Then with me starting to be this brand ambassador, people started to reach out to me. A shout out to Julius. Julius is the creative director
Starting point is 00:29:19 for everything down there at Rollins. He's been the guy that's always been putting my brand together. Everything that I do, he's fucking architects fucking everything that I do. It's so funny because Julius,
Starting point is 00:29:35 when I went into the candle business, it was funny. He was like, yo, son. Yo, son, you want to do some candles? I was like, yeah. Everybody think I started. He said, I think I got some candles? I was like, yeah. Everybody think I started. He said, I think I got a candle, bitch. Right? He said, I got a candle, bitch.
Starting point is 00:29:53 I was like, yeah, let's get the candle, bitch. So we got a candle, bitch. Right? And I'm not being negative when I say this, because these are all boss people. And then we went to lotion. We said, we got a lotion, bitch. And then Julie said, well, this wasn't a lotion, bitch. But Julie said, son, do you fuck with coffee?
Starting point is 00:30:09 I was like, yeah, I fuck with coffee. I'm from the hood. Coffee was the first thing that represented you think you were an adult. It was the first thing you could get in the house. It was like, I can't get that. Can I have coffee? No, you're too young. Kids don't drink coffee.
Starting point is 00:30:24 You know what I'm saying? In America, in other places, they drink that shit everywhere. In Germany, they drink gruwein. That's the heated wine. You can think the drinking age in Germany is like 16. Yeah, it's 16, but you can drink when you're younger. You can drink and nobody looks down on you and shit. And then he was like, yo, son, you drink coffee? I was like, yeah, I love coffee. He was like, because I got coffee i was like yeah i love i love coffee he was like because
Starting point is 00:30:45 i got these people that want to work with you they want to help you sell coffee i'm like niggas want me to sell coffee that ain't gangster where the weed at nigga which one of these motherfuckers want me to help them sell weed so i was like before i ever get into that is this is this is a credible spot is good Yeah, kind of shit. They got get some samples Cut to E and J coffee reached out to my team and they said we've been fan of Don Neal's for years We have this quality company. We do good stuff I don't know if this is what you call a white label or whatever, but do we want to work with you?
Starting point is 00:31:23 I said send some samples and let me see how that is i'm gonna get some of my friends to taste it and maybe we can go into business cut to on the show because this show has been long so far very long introduction but we don't have a coffee bitch we got a coffee nigga in the studio when i say nigga i mean one who is versed on coffee coffee being the culture of it yeah i don't know this and you didn't think i was gonna know this word a barista is that fair yeah yeah barista nigga not only is he a barista he's an asian you know what i'm saying like perfect timing yo i'm just saying like he a barista asian ass you know what i'm saying because we're gonna offend we're gonna get everybody all at one time and like if you see his face you would think like oh donna this is a cheap way to try to befriend the Asian community.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Hey, Don L, you know, stop the Asian hate. And I don't have no, like, the Asians, right, if y'all don't know, Asians has started a Black Lives Matter. Right? Just like the Asian Black Lives Matter, right? Yeah. Like, no justice, no peace. No, no, no, no justice, no rights. No justice, no rights.
Starting point is 00:32:44 No, is that wrong, that wrong sir no that's funny because like and i support like i i have a lot of asian friends i really got connected with asian culture when i was stationed in i was in the air force i was i'm not saying you're korean but i was stationed in korea right when i was in the air force and I really got to get into like Asian culture not just from what most people know about Asian culture is usually at a restaurant or at a beauty supply shop and I yo bruh I damn I feel wrong I'm like I'm like don't get mad you know but that's the truth I've been inside Asian culture you know and I've said this on other podcasts like mostly with Asian culture when it comes to, like, the black community.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Because people think they're at odds with each other, don't get along. Yeah. But the thing that I found out about Asians don't like about, like, American culture, specifically black, is, like, respect. Like, the Asian culture is big on respect. Respect the people, if nothing else, as being an elder. You know what I'm saying? Before we get into like what are your beliefs like just because you're older i should show you a certain amount
Starting point is 00:33:49 of respect you know but and i don't have no hate on no asian i do hate on this one chinese nigga because he don't never give me no is that wrong no i'm just saying like i'm like this nigga more shrimp nigga is that wrong is that wrong no it's your food but and you would not know that he was Asian from the first name that's how they get you son Lorenzo Delorama
Starting point is 00:34:17 from E&J Coffee you wouldn't know from the last name either Delorama yeah you got a lot of shit going on here you got a lot of shit going on here, bro. You got a lot of shit going on here. That's a great name. Del Aramo. You've been here for, I think I've been talking
Starting point is 00:34:29 in excess of like 40 minutes, but it's been cool to have the Chinese man in the back because the black people going in the front always. All right? Okay, we're going to do
Starting point is 00:34:38 Asian Lives Matter, but y'all not are skipping the line and getting in front of Black Lives Matter. Let's just say it now. Y'all can get second, but you're not cutting in front of the line all right that's what i'll say but you're here to discuss but how do you feel right now being asian and i know i know i talk crazy yeah i know but how do you feel right now about the uh the climate of what's going on with Asian hate.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Do you really think it's like Asian hate or wrong plates at the wrong time? I think, to be honest with you, I think it's wrong plates at the wrong time. Just the feeling of it. I mean, obviously you got the Black Lives Matter movement that came in, and I think... Well, no politics right
Starting point is 00:35:25 but i think when dot now we're talking about we just like like i know i don't this is one of the realest parts like are you talking specifically about the dude who killed the asian women we were he was answering that no i'm just saying that's what i'm saying wrong place yeah because this whole thing like to be quite honest we didn't know that um like i'm being honest i didn't know that, like, I'm being honest. I didn't know that Asian hate existed. A what? That's true. No, I'm being honest. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Where would I know it? Where would I know? Okay, you say a what, but where would I know Asian hate? Just life. I don't know. No, not life, because I haven't been around people that have treated Asians like shit. I'm just telling you the truth, because usually the Asians I'm around in my community, they're somewhat in a position of power.
Starting point is 00:36:09 You know what I'm saying? For the most part, they have a business or something. That's how I've been introduced to a lot of Asians. It's like, if black people had no Asians or anything, it was, follow niggas in the store. All right, niggas.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Hurry up, buy. You know what I'm saying? But it wasn't no hate right like hurry up bye you know i'm saying yeah but it wasn't no hate like i hate you for being fucking asians like i hate you for following me and guess we had the stores the asians you know so was there uh underlining asian hate going on because it may sound ignorant but i did not feel that i mean it's weird though i think the whole climate especially in the u.s right i mean like I was raised in the Philippines I came shadows joke or my nigga automatically because when I was like I was like I know I said I was like yo you gonna be able to show us what type of Asian are you bigger right cuz I didn't like it got to get my Asians right, right?
Starting point is 00:37:10 And then when you said Filipino and some others, you got all types of shit going on. You said Filipino. I was like, oh, you automatically became my nigga because Joe Coy is my nigga. Dave Chappelle's wife is my nigga. And the Filipino bitch is some of the baddest bitches on the planet. But go ahead. Oh, thanks. Yeah, no, no.
Starting point is 00:37:23 I mean, I don't't know like coming here especially um then it's so funny because you said just right is from mississippi i was actually raised right get right yeah i was raised in mississippi really yeah um i forgot the town um that's embarrassing for me but really but there's definitely asian hate in mississippi right nigga how did you get yo i know this is crazy it's weird. You just want some Asian hate? I know it exists. No, no, okay. I know it exists. But where?
Starting point is 00:37:50 Like what I'm saying. Where? Everywhere. There was like one Asian kid in my school. How many days out of the year did people pull their eyes and make fucking Asian hate? I had a nigga like that too in school, but guess what? Microaggression. Yo, he was like like I know this is
Starting point is 00:38:06 wrong he was a fresh off the boat motherfucker right and we used to try to make fun of this motherfucker but nobody wanted to fight this motherfucker this dude he did some shit where he pulled out all his fingernails I don't know
Starting point is 00:38:22 if this motherfucker living whatever but we knew not to fuck to when we were scared of them like all day yo when i was coming up all the asian had to do was this right here yo i know this is wrong if you see an asian dude do any of this or go you like yo he about to beat the out of you son how did you get to mississippi my aunt was um she got her residency when she became a doctor but we needed to find a place first like obviously to move in into the u.s and she was like oh yeah no come and stay with us and she her first location in a hospital was mississippi it was a small town mississippi yeah it was a small town yeah um yeah so it was really
Starting point is 00:39:04 odd really different. I'm not going to lie. So it's so funny. People, I was, I think the only, I think there was only, there were only two Asians, three Asians tops in my elementary school there. It was actually really funny. And how many days out of the year did dudes pull their eyelids back? No, they did it a lot. But here's the funny thing, though, because I didn't speak.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yo, it's you, motherfucker. Yo, you were the one that hated on Asiansians i mean there it is i can't deny that i that i made jokes about asian people you're gonna talk about yourself no no i mean but it's fine though because it's not fine now i mean i mean it's not fine but i mean the idea here is i think everything is just uh i think everything is just progress In my head Because like I came here My English wasn't that great But you motherfucking Asians
Starting point is 00:39:49 Assimilated faster than anybody And that's true Yeah Anybody No I'm telling you I've seen it I've seen the system And it's like
Starting point is 00:39:59 Like Like I see how Not you but like The Asians Come I'm gonna Damn I'm gonna say The Asian the Asian women come up here, and they set up shop. They set up shop. They're like this, okay, we get a tax break if we own this business doing this and selling what to what?
Starting point is 00:40:16 Nigga, we make Chinese food every night. Why don't we sell it? I know it sounds crazy, but that was a foundation. And that was a foundation. Yeah. And that was a foundation. Then they started, and we're talking about people that migrated here that had no idea what they're going to do, found a way. And what the motherfuckers do, the next generation, it just gets stronger and fucking stronger. Yeah. And I noticed they had a system at this place called come cow right it's a very popular uh uh place for uh chinese food in brooklyn like jay-z has rapped about it's a very good spot
Starting point is 00:40:51 this spot is so loved in the hood that they don't even have bulletproof windows oh wow yeah in the hood really that yo i mean is that love it was that love bro that motherfuckers say you cannot you don't know how deep that is, sir. It was just faces. You could go, like, give me your change. Chink. And no, wow. Nobody, because it was, like, they respected the community.
Starting point is 00:41:18 The community respected them. They always had good food. It was like a spotlight. It had a little restaurant area. It was like, yo, I see how niggas doing. Y'all was up in Comcast. But the system was, you could tell the different tiers. Like whoever, this may sound crazy, that spoke the best English answered the phone, son.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I'm not making this shit up. But there is some truth to it some truth to it yo it's a whole bunch of yo this the tear nigga if your english was good nigga yeah no it's true you gotta we got time for what what no number 13 nigga you need somebody like this beef and broccoli number 13 what you want on the side you need somebody to talk like that. Yeah. That person had a job. Then you had the motherfuckers back there with the wands. Just cooking. They just cooking. They don't need a lot of English, nigga. No, fast communication.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Yo, them motherfuckers don't need a lot of English. But then, just the level of English. And then, the delivery motherfuckers, they just need a little bit. They just need a little bit. And what they had to do was be able to count. The money. Yeah, they do was be able to count the money yeah they had to be able to count I know this sounds crazy no no but it's real they'd like to deliver motherfucker you could tell what a nigga just got
Starting point is 00:42:31 here cuz they'd be looking at the money like all right they just be looking for you to say it's right if you're looking at you but it was a system but it it fueled the next generation to the next generation and then you see two different levels down the motherfuckers that the mufflers came over here to set it up now Their kids are becoming fucking doctors and lawyers and shit and now it becomes a business It becomes a big business, but it started from somewhere. That's the starter kit. That's the start. Yeah, that's the starter kit But when you talk about what you're trying to say I'm trying to say Chinese niggas were smart about the Chinese restaurants and then you think about it what food do every if if you
Starting point is 00:43:13 think about any cuisine everyone in america has had chinese food that's true in the world yeah in the world in the world they not have had indian food they might have had sushi but motherfuckers had that so like when we were like it's just it just threw me off to here because i was like i was like what the fuck happened because like one day it just felt like like stop the asian hate just happened one day it just popped off yeah the hashtag blew up and i'm like what the fuck happened and it was a pop-off spot right yeah i mean it's just insane i mean like to be honest with you like ever since then like you said like um you said asians started the like they were like one of the fires for the black lives matter right the thing is when i was in mississippi my um good friends were black. I mean, Asian culture, obviously we're deep and rooted to it, but we infuse a lot of black culture as well.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Really? Yeah, of course. Yeah, I like niggas. Yeah, no, it's weird. It's really weird. For example, I'm not Korean, but friends who are Korean, friends who are Japanese, a lot of styles. I love Koreans, man.
Starting point is 00:44:23 I fuck with Koreans, man. I fuck with Koreans. Once they find out that I speak a are Korean, friends who are Japanese, a lot of styles. I love Koreans, man. I fuck with Koreans, son. I fuck with Koreans. Once they find out that I speak a little Korean, but bigger than that, once they find out that I'm a nigga
Starting point is 00:44:32 that was in Korea, it's just like an automatic connection. Yeah, that's the real deal. The point I was making about that is though, I never felt, it's weird because
Starting point is 00:44:39 I never felt when everybody was like Asian, I hate Asian, I never felt it. But then it seems like I don't know if knowing about it is making people never felt the um whenever i was like asian hate asian i never felt it but then it seems like i don't know if knowing about it is making people want to hate now because now it's just crazy you know what i'm saying that's true yeah that's what scares me because if it's a situation like this
Starting point is 00:44:55 yeah asian like the motherfucker didn't know that asian hate had a hashtag yeah but now they think like yo we supposed to hate on asian so is it triggering people to want to hate on asians because it's big in the news and everything because that's that's what kills me is because it's so complex you're thinking about it there's like so many tools like you know ones like i'm not i don't know i'm not against like again politics you know what this is weird because you ain't even come here for this shit. But I was going down the street looking for an Asian to talk to. I hope I'm not offensive, but it was just like, well, fuck that. I'm not apologizing. Because when the Black Lives Matter shit hit with the George Floyd and everything,
Starting point is 00:45:36 every white podcaster was calling me like, I need to talk to somebody black right now. No, but I think this is fair because I think any conversation is important. Like honesty and truth. I like that. It's real. I don't think people understand, like, there's different levels to racism. It's like when black women say,
Starting point is 00:45:53 don't touch my hair, it's understanding the culture, you know? And it's like a lot of white kids, when I was a kid, they didn't think... It ain't understanding the culture. It means touch your head, nigga, you gonna get knocked the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:46:02 But you don't know that as a white person. You don't know that. What? No, you learn it... You can touch a white girl's hair. Yo, yo, nigga, you gonna get knocked the fuck out. But you don't know that as a white person. You don't know that. No, you learn it. You can touch a white girl's hair. Yo, yo, yo, Deary. Deary. Deary. I know it. Deary. Where'd you learn it? Exactly. Like,
Starting point is 00:46:16 yo, you know. Right. You know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah, but you know why you need to know because white dudes really think it's real white dudes be thinking black chicks hair they be like this whoa your hair grew really fast and watch how short it's tomorrow and watch how curly it is next week and then watch how fucking it's gonna be in some fucking dreadlock ponytails next week you know what white people don't know? What percentage of black
Starting point is 00:46:46 women's hair is real and what's not? Is every black woman's hair that has any amount of hair not real? No, it's always real but it's just an add-on. Well, I mean an extension, you know what I mean? Some of them got like... Some of them got...
Starting point is 00:47:01 You know what I'm saying? You got these right here. Them motherfuckers got that little cap on, nigga. Them bitches, whoa. Can't fuck with that one. I am not trying to fuck with a bitch. All right, so listen, man. We ain't going to make you responsible for the whole Asian community.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Yes, we are. You're responsible for every Asian we know. Cambodian, Vietnamese, Korean. No, I'm just joking. No, but I like it, though. Give me the questions. It's good. Yo.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Ask him, do you experience hate? Let me see. Have I experienced? Okay. I mean, honestly, when I moved towards Connecticut and New York, yeah, on some parts, of course. Like, what? Upstate, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Oh, yeah. They hate everything that ain't white up there. That's the place. You would be a chink there. I'd be a nigga there. But it's fine. I mean, like, for me, it's like, I know it's weird. But for me, I'm, my mom's Filipino, but she's like hard, like hardcore strong.
Starting point is 00:47:50 So she's like, you better be ready. And like when I went to high school here in California, like I play, you know, like for me, it's like I play basketball. Filipino women built different. Yeah. They built strong. Filipino women, they built strong filipino women they build strong when i say that they fucking work and they keep a fucking house and family together bruh true and steal most of the values and everything yeah am i correct no my mother is literally my role model yes and then like and this is this true in the
Starting point is 00:48:18 asian community this is what i noticed about like especially like in the korean culture and shit korean fathers don't know this sounds weird don't really love their kids i mean they feel like they fuck with their kids but they don't fuck with their kids i've heard i'm not i'm not gonna say anything but i've heard stories i don't know i mean i know like like people like where they just their fathers haven't been there but you know what in their sense of what they need and i'm telling you what and i know that right the father's like they fuck with the kids but they don't fuck around they ain't gonna be on all of you like they ain't all that motion because they feel like this listen fuck. This is what I'm here to do. Provide and protect. And I will
Starting point is 00:49:07 do that. I'll let mommy do the emotions. I don't have time for that. I don't have time for it. You do all of that. I'll do right and wrong, give you some character lessons, but at the end of the day, I'm here to provide and protect.
Starting point is 00:49:23 That's my job. So fuck everything else. And fuck you, Junior. You know what I mean? I didn't even want you. I just had a good day at work. I wanted to fuck again. And you know your mom, always pregnant. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:36 That's what I get from that. Yeah, I don't know what it is. The culture. But it's what you said, though. You made a point, which is it's a business, right? You raise a family. You create a legacy here. You, it's a business, right? You raise a family. You create a legacy here. You raise a doctor.
Starting point is 00:49:47 You raise lawyers. You raise businessmen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't raise them. They make them. Yo, yo, they don't, they don't, they're not into, like. No, no. When I say that, like, they make them.
Starting point is 00:50:02 They're not into, like, so so what are you going to be? Follow your dreams. It's not like that. That's true. It's like this. You are going to be this. Yeah. You're going to be this.
Starting point is 00:50:15 There are some. Now, if you don't do any, you're going to be this. This is what we are working for. It's like a scale. This is what you're going to be. And if you're not that, you're down there, and then that's where we're going to have an issue when you be down here.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Everything else is failure. That's sad. That's really sad. It's the truth, though. It is the truth, though. It is the truth. Yeah. You know, everything else is failure.
Starting point is 00:50:37 But guess what? When you think like that, the percentage of it actually happened is a lot greater. Yeah. that the percentage of it actually happened is a lot greater yeah that's why um i when i when asian hate first came i'm like i don't really feel that because most asians i know are very much in a position of power yeah they fucking run shit you know i got fired from a job because fucking asians in new york didn't um didn't like one of my jokes. And that's so you know, I was back on the road. Yeah, it's
Starting point is 00:51:10 pretty crazy. But we didn't, I keep on saying, it's hard not to talk to an Asian about Asian shit when he's Asian. But I really liked your honesty and transparency about it. And not representing the Asian culture, but at least let me get my thoughts out. So we got together, Julius, my creative director, and not representing the Asian culture, but at least let me get my thoughts out.
Starting point is 00:51:26 So we got together. Julius, my creative director, found this company, E&J Coffee. E&J Coffee were interested in me. They're fans of me. They're fans of the Dave Chappelle Show. I'm not a fan of Julian's motherfucking pussy-eating mustache. We're going to put that up there.
Starting point is 00:51:45 You'll never trust a motherfucker that got the mustache. if you buy a mustache wax oh no if you buy mustache wax you probably got cock rings and all that old freaking shit but they got together they gave me some samples and i won't say surprisingly but i really enjoyed the coffee if anybody's followed me in the morning of my life, I say, who up? We up. Who sleep? They sleep. And I always wake up with a cup of, it sounds gross to some people, but a cup of 7-Eleven coffee. And Julian said, we got to upgrade this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:52:15 We got something a little better than your 7-Eleven coffee. How did you, as an Asian, you Asian-American Mexican? Spanish, yeah. Yeah, you're Asian-American, Mexican? Spanish, yeah. Yeah, this motherfucker, everything. This motherfucker's Spanish and fucking Asian shit, so you tell yourself don't hurry up by? You follow yourself around in the store? Come on, that's so funny. That's pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:52:39 I love that. No, see, that's where people, it's weird. You're not the only one. Everyone looks at me like, what are you? I know. That's called racially ambiguous, it's weird. You're not the only one. Yeah. Everyone looks at me like, what are you? I know. That's called racially ambiguous, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah, damn. But you had bitches in high school and shit, right? No, actually. No bitches? None. How? You guys look like that. Oh, thanks.
Starting point is 00:52:57 No, no. I was a late bloomer. In height or what? Just height. I mean, height-wise, I was like 5'8 like coming in i'm just 5'9 now but like the thing is um i don't know like i was just you were scared of pussy like i was no i wasn't scared it's just it's weird scared of pussy it's weird well i think it's just i love sports. I played sports. Yeah, yeah. You're a pussy. No, I don't even know what to say. I was just. Who plays sports not to get ass?
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yo, you play sports just to go do homework after the game? I just had to practice. No, but during. Okay, but during. I had to practice. I had these eight hour dribbles. But during high school, I was at. So, like during prom dates and stuff.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Like, okay, yeah. I guess there was. You were socially awkward. There was a little. I was socially awkward in a way where i didn't know how to interact with a woman for me i i learned that like i knew how to talk to people but did you interact with guys because we don't even know what your preference is oh no no no daddy i ain't trying to be funny when i asked you that i did not try to like that's
Starting point is 00:53:59 like the most honest way no no i'm full on i'm full on straight yeah yeah because they got different shit they got different shit. They got a joint now called pansexual, which means pansexual means like if somebody talk about something you like, you can fuck them. Yeah, anything. Like if you like a meal, it's like, oh, my God, was that grilled octopus? Like, I'm sucking his dick. I mean, her dick. Who made the octopus? You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:54:22 They got pansexual. They got sexuals out there. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. Yeah, they got sexuals out there that you can do something, and then you don't have to connect with all types of sexless out there. All kinds of sexless. Yeah, I think it's going to come down to one thing, like just fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:36 You know what I mean? They're like, what'd you fuck? I fucked air today. I'm on a different shit. I'm an airsexual. I fuck air. I fuck oxygen. There's some people, you know, they fuck basketballs and they fuck literally rubber themselves.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I heard niggas do the motherfucking, what's that shit called? The pocket? What's that shit called? The fleshlight. The pocket pussy. The pocket pussy. Yeah, the fleshlight. Somebody told me that shit is nice. Somebody said, they'd say, yo, you have to deal with it.
Starting point is 00:55:03 She'd say, my husband loves it. You should try it. It's to uh they used to sponsor podcasts the fleshlight used to sponsor joe rogan's podcast you know how bad that has a woman has to feel if they pull out a pocket he's like i'm good oh man all right so how did you become... Wait, are we going to drink this coffee soon? Of course, yeah. Yes, let me do it, man. Ready. So how did you become a barista? No, no, yeah. I started around age 17 turning 18.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I started my job at Starbucks. You did? Yeah. Interesting. You ain't fucked none of them white bitches that came in here? So here's the funny thing. When I went to college and I started working out and stuff like that, that's when I started getting, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:47 My flirting game was interesting, but then it just got good. So you hit a pocket. You hit a pocket. Yo, let's, you know what? Started hitting that zone. I used to have a thing for white chicks and I used to. You used to. So disrespectful.
Starting point is 00:56:00 I'll tell a joke about how I used to go to Starbucks, but I couldn't speak. So you speak fluent Starbucks. Yes. That is a thing. That's true. That is a thing. Nick. It's weird, right?
Starting point is 00:56:13 I had a nickname that I got from my school. So I went to, shout out to University, UCSB. So in UCSB, it's known to have, they're known to have pretty people, like lots of white girls, lots of white girls lots of Asian girls and lots of where was that again? Santa Barbara so I go there
Starting point is 00:56:32 Asian bitches are so fucking nasty but see I don't know what it is though but people look at me and I'm not the one who gave this nickname it's the girls who came there that gave me this nickname what's your nickname? what's your nickname son? my name is lorenzo but uh what the bitches call you horenzo horenzo horenzo oh nigga got his swag on no so yo you was you was
Starting point is 00:57:01 popping it off with them once you got star Starbucks. Horenzo. Horenzo. Oh, my God. Horenzo. Yeah, you can't be Horenzo now with COVID. You'd be Covenzo. Covenzo. Horenzo. So give me a very, what is the longest Starbucks order you ever heard?
Starting point is 00:57:22 Oh, man. Yeah, there was one. It was kind of crazy. What is it? Okay no okay again no reason but like but this white chick comes in nigga we know white bitches is up in starbucks good good good white chicks in asia's bro that's what fuck you gonna live for yeah so this this lady comes in she's really old and she's like yeah can i get a vanilla latte made with two percent but with soy milk as well i'm like like, okay, I guess.
Starting point is 00:57:45 But I want it perfectly at 147 degrees. Is that temperature? Yeah. Oh my God. Then what was after that? She's like, but I want mocha but I want exactly 2.3 pumps of mocha. I'm like, what's 2.3?
Starting point is 00:58:00 She said 0.3? Yeah, 0.3. She does coke. She wanted to go back to doing some coke. You those grams and stuff like that you like you know and then what was what else was and then she said 2.3 and then she says exactly top it off with a bit of like half a pump vanilla but make sure it's half a pump i gotta see that and i'm like wow dude that's crazy and you made it i mean i had to make it you didn't have to make it that's certain shit make motherfucking take their shirt off certain shit no you have to make it starbucks you probably have to make it right because i was the barista there so what does skinny skinny no whip mean skinny no whip mean meaning like just uh non-fat or uh it's an alternative
Starting point is 00:58:42 to like either not non-dairy with no no it's a latte what's the latte the latte yeah oh it's an alternative to like either not non-dairy with no no what's a latte what's a latte the latte oh it's the most basic drink when I say basic what's the difference in a latte and a cappuccino the difference is that cappuccino is like foamy cloud it's like when you pick it up it's like cloud very like y'all's cappuccino like y'all's yeah but cabochino is like that I guess hard for me to order a cabochino in that picture I can't capuchino is like the faint like it's really like you know like when people say can have a cappuccino it's like yo in Brooklyn where I used to live if you say you want
Starting point is 00:59:15 a cappuccino niggas be like this I think son suck a dick now I don't know why cappuccinos associated with being gay did they just try to make a case like cappuccino-ass nigga? But it sounds kind of like Al Pacino. So we got this coffee together, right? And I took some of the coffee to Yellow Spring with all my friends, and they love it. And we have,
Starting point is 00:59:36 what's the best way to drink coffee? I mean, I don't know. I tell people all the time there's no perfect way, but the way I like to do it is through a French press. French press. French press. You literally infuse the coffee in the water. For people that don't know what a French press is,
Starting point is 00:59:55 what exactly is it? I know what it is, but if some people are just, damn, he gay, son. He got dudes talking about French presses. What is a French press? It's just a simple coffee infuser thing where you press down coffee and you literally put it in and you do you i say like that's where the coffee and the hot water like have sex they're just like making love and you
Starting point is 01:00:15 have to wait a bad bath and beyond they have a device it's not a french press but it's a real cheap device and you it's like look like a suction cup right the arrow oh the arrow press yeah i was on that hard at one time it's a good i was impressed the shit out of bitches with that it looks so simple but it is it a good way to get a good cup of coffee yes it is it's actually it's like one of the perfect i brought my um flare espresso machine it's an espresso machine but handheld right and so you press its manual aero press is like the i say the in between between a pour over and uh espresso machine a pour over is just you pour water filter in the grain in the grains so yeah so your pour over literally looks just like this oh shit do that impress bitches like white bitches love that right
Starting point is 01:01:00 yeah no they do like people like girls from like starbucks they love the whole thing like the pour over yeah i was are we gonna make one now that's the question i got i mean what's happening yeah i want to what do you have now can we i just want to i'm just the reason why i'm doing this because there's people that watching this are not in the coffee game like that yeah i'm just getting in the coffee game and the reason why i got in the coffee game because i tasted i was like this shit is fire i don't know nothing about pour overs and shit. That's why I'm trying to educate myself. You see, America used to do the Chinese eyes. So, but there is, is there, it's coffee.
Starting point is 01:01:31 There's a culture. Is there a culture for coffee? Yeah, there is. But I'm trying to break the barrier for that. Because the thing is. The coffee barrier? Yeah. Well, because the thing is, when I was a barista at Starbucks, I reason why people love me in terms of my interaction is because I don't believe in the whole bougie and being like, yeah, what's up?
Starting point is 01:01:52 It's cool. I like being cool, but I like when people feel welcome. Right. That idea. And coffee culture is, I say, a little bougie. You talk to the baristas. They're very picky in what they do. But I'm the guy
Starting point is 01:02:05 i'm the dude yes i mastered picky but at the same time i'm the guy like yeah well you know make whatever you want it's like yeah because one of my friends he's a coffee fred yannet yeah and like he's like a bean head yeah right and he was just talking about he on coffee like oh you got to make sure the beans are harvested a certain time and it's only a certain time of year they have to once they're grounded they have to be served at a certain time yeah is it that serious with coffee that's too serious like not not to roast your friend but that to be mean but like yeah that's a bit too serious because i mean he's french too because the is cocky and arrogant yeah like like not like not to like i i'm not a huge fan of, like, people who are, you know.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Talk down to coffee motherfuckers? Yeah, because that's just weird. I feel like if you're going to make, like, in a business standpoint, if you're going to make money in coffee, like, you've got to relate to people. You know what a bodega light and sweet is? Is that because he said it was like the Styro cup was the coffee, right? Yeah, like in New York. Why is it light and sweet?
Starting point is 01:03:04 You know how you got the latte vente no whipped cream two pumps yeah motherfuckers in new york you order coffee at a bodega they like what you want light and sweet or black no if you say regular that's light and sweet like they say you want coffee like how many sugars maybe like this how many sugars? Five sugars, three creams. I know what you're talking about. Shit don't even look like coffee. I'm telling you, coffee's one of those things that for some reason you feel tough and you feel educated. When I first started drinking coffee, it's because I wanted to read a newspaper.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Right. And it feels like you cannot, like you're an idiot. And who reads a newspaper without a cup of coffee? It's like that's how it starts today. That's how the day starts. So you've been to Marista, and you fucking chicks in Starbucks. You fucking chicks in Starbucks because they love your coffee joint. You know how to do the French press, and you're loving.
Starting point is 01:04:03 So give people the breakdown of my coffee that you love. It's right here. Your coffee's a special roast, by the way. What makes my... Okay. What makes something a special roast? Well, yours is a single origin bag. Motherfucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Single origin. So when you buy... Okay, best example I can tell you is that when people buy coffee, especially in grocery stores, if you've seen like coffee blend, right? They call it blends. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:23 You never want that. Wow. The reason why is that you get the lowest quality of coffee. It's like pre-rolls in weed, right? Yeah. You get all the itsy-bitsy and you put them all together. Yeah, you get your high, but... It's like sausage.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Yeah. It's like sausage. It's like scraps. Yeah, it's scraps. But those people just want caffeine. Yeah, basically. And that's the thing. It's like coffee yeah cheap shit yeah but there's sometimes i'm not gonna lie there are sometimes i do like added coffee there are times when i just like crave a quick you know
Starting point is 01:04:54 instant or crave it's what you said like gasoline coffee there's been times i don't i don't know why i mean but that's the thing but yeah single origin coffee is the best because yours is from guatemala single origin great uh great temperature great things is the best because yours is from Guatemala. Single-origin, great temperature, great things. And the best part about that is what makes your coffee special. It has a balance of acidity and fruitiness and, I think, nuttiness and chocolate. You got everything in it. Yo, Paul, Paul, son, my shit fruity and nutty. Fruity and nutty, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Well, when I say fruity, yours is more on the nuttier and chocolatier sense. Some people like that. The white kids will be like this. I want that nutty chocolate, Joe. So you got something you're going to do right now? What is that? Is that a French press? This is a French press.
Starting point is 01:05:31 French press? Yeah. So I'll showcase it to you. It's pretty simple. I always tell people when they drink coffee, the best thing to do is just enjoy it straight up. But with a French press, everything is time. What do you mean? You got to do it.
Starting point is 01:05:43 What do you mean? Well, because here, the pour over is quick, right? You quick and easy. You pour it in. You go slowly. So wait a minute. Where is it? So where are the grinds, coffee grinds?
Starting point is 01:05:54 So the coffee grinds are here. No, you're set up right now in the French press. Now, is that coffee and hot water now? The hot water is here. This is going to be. I'm going to pour. Oh, I see. I couldn't see.
Starting point is 01:06:03 It looks tinted. So I didn't know. It looks like it was full of coffee already. no yeah i was thinking that's just about to turn into buffalo cold coffee i was like i know no no no yeah i'll i'll serve it the way i'm not sure julian told me before i came here he's like julian yeah i'm just joking yeah but he says like donald might not like coffee too sweet so i brought i'm not sure if you like you're into honey vanilla or cinnamon but you don't got julian got a special long-ass spoon you don't got that long-ass spoon he got a special barista spoon that motherfucker has some shit like this
Starting point is 01:06:34 no julian is an odd i'm not gonna lie he's an odd guy especially growing his mustache he grew a drink like he really grew during covid and if you actually look at him he has a little mullet a mullet yeah he did a haircut that's crazy as it is it is pretty crazy i'm just joking yeah i want to try it i'm gonna try it i've tried it before but i've never had my coffee with a barista and y'all can make sure to go to donairvallance.com we've already been on the road with this coffee right yeah and i did do a taste test and people i was like all right tell me the truth what do you think because i'm one month yeah i tell people hate on it it was like they couldn't hate on it no it's a
Starting point is 01:07:07 really good coffee like yours and somebody like i'm excited about it i'm ready for it i work with one of the i designed like coffee bags and we're working with this tiktok and his name is black naruto i'm gonna bleep that out no no no so we if you like anime right there's this show called naruto it's like dragon balls like in the same tier as Dragon Ball Z. Okay. And there's – he's a young – he's like 22. This sounds like some Asian shit. He don't know this shit.
Starting point is 01:07:32 I don't know it. No, no, no. Anime is over my head. No, no, but it doesn't have to be. But he's – Kung Fu Flicks, I know. He calls himself Black Naruto because he's black. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:39 And he loves Naruto. And that's the thing. Naruto is the character. So him and his black dude got to wrap together with Horenzo and what do y'all do? Y'all fucked every chick and every star. every star no I swear that's not that guy I'm just I'm like people call me that but I consider myself like mr. nice guy so I don't know how to people at ENJ feel about the woke up who up we up coffee and to get right coffee get right talking shit to me we only really know you got a coffee named after him already. Well, good.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, so I'm going to be using an African-based coffee. That's right, motherfucker. So this is Tanzanian coffee. All right. I personally like, not because you're black and you're Donald, I'm saying it. That was racist. You're a racist-ass Chinese motherfucker. No, no.
Starting point is 01:08:22 You're the racist-ass chick I know. No, I like, out of all the coffees I like, I like African-based coffees. Right. You like black women. I mean, I've dated a black woman. Of course you did. I know you did. Oh, my God. You look like one of them motherfuckers.
Starting point is 01:08:37 You look like, it's only certain Asian dudes that they got a chance, man, and you look like one of them. No, no. It's because I think for me like i started playing basketball and then when you started playing basketball oh did you play basketball yeah i played i played in varsity i played in um junior varsity when i was in high school you was the only asian motherfucker on the team right that's true they call okay no okay they called you everything not to bash not to bash my like asian people but they called me like yaoming or
Starting point is 01:09:05 jeremy lynn either one it was kind of they didn't say the yaoming was being racist jeremy lynn is most of it but then again you look like you could be both of them no you know what's crazy the first that when when when yaoming joined the league i went to see the game when he came to play yeah i think so. Wait, really? I think it was only Yeah, yeah. No, I went to
Starting point is 01:09:28 to see him play against the Nets. No. And I bought cheap cheap tickets and the whole upper deck Chinese stuff.
Starting point is 01:09:36 All Chinese stuff. Yeah, they can't wait. They've been wanting to go anyway. They go anywhere. That's insane. Yeah, it got them. Yeah, I was sick and every time he scored the crowd would go fucking
Starting point is 01:09:46 insane yeah and yeah he scored it the score be 10 today we get on here and hack it and they'd be like 32 that's crazy they killed you y'all oh man you was killing them bitches in school did son I wore I wore goggles now you about to tell us that you could dance too right i actually yeah that's funny yeah i didn't know it come on how'd you know that now i'm just saying what's going to go with basketball and right yeah i mean jeremy lynn um uh judge yo d-ray i just gave you d-ray just started smoking weed let me hear what he has to say this is real live i will see'm going to see what this nigga says.
Starting point is 01:10:26 A real live review? Five minutes. Oh, we got to wait? He said the pour over was faster. I'll take a pour over. I'll take a pour over. As a barista, you pour somebody some
Starting point is 01:10:42 what do you call it? Which one? Origin. Single origin. You pour somebody some, what did you call it first, what did you call it? Which one? Origin. Oh, single origin. Single origin. Now you put it on there, and you've got the bitch in your face, right? Now you've got to talk about something else to kill your five minutes.
Starting point is 01:10:58 So what did you usually do? What did you say to the chicks? Why your shit is brewing over there? Now you're already a minute and a half, so you've got three and a half minutes. What's the type of conversation you had? My girlfriend will kill me for this. So here's the funny thing. You got a girlfriend? Yeah, I got a, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:09 No, man, you've been so honest about everything. What's your girlfriend's name? Her name is Roz. She's Middle Eastern. Roz, Middle Eastern, don't blow me up. Your man used to fuck mad bitches. He's in love right now. His name was Lorenzo.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Did he tell you that? Did he tell you that? He knows now. He played basketball. They called him Yang Ming and Jeremy Lin. He name was Lorenzo. Did he tell you that? He knows now. He played basketball. They called him Yao Ming and Jeremy Lin. He was fucking these bitches. That's it. But now he's in love with you. He's in love with you enough that he even
Starting point is 01:11:33 brought you up in this conversation. He could have just sat back, licked his lips and been on his Yao Ming. He could have been like, yo, they loving me. He said he did. He said he did. I can't do that though. He said he did basketball.
Starting point is 01:11:48 He said he played spades. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He ate fried bologna, egg and cheese sandwiches. He grew up in the hood. In my quick letter, quick letter,
Starting point is 01:11:55 I, quick letter, quick letter, I, I'm going to come back. I. But he had, he had to respect
Starting point is 01:12:02 to acknowledge you. He did. Because there's some black chicks that's on this line right now probably saying, oh, this is racist. I'm about to say, kind of like, oh, Yao Ming could get it. Yep. You've heard that before.
Starting point is 01:12:18 You've heard Yao Ming, old Jeremy Lin face motherfucker can get it. That's what it was. And at the time was, we were trying to figure out how long does it take to talk to a chick while you're waiting for you to brew we should be down to a minute right now right yeah uh well for me it was okay so funny is thinking to be like oh yeah how you know this shit funny man now you're a comedian you're a basketball player no i'm not at all i'm not a comedian i would just just go with quick pick-up lines.
Starting point is 01:12:46 Quick pick-up lines? Yeah, quick pick-up lines. I'd be like... You like cock? No. You know what? No, I'm not going to... I respect the fact you didn't laugh at that.
Starting point is 01:12:55 That's what we call white boy humor. He did laugh at it. He kind of giggled. He giggled. No, I know he did, but white boy humor, they like to use cock in their jokes. Yeah, that's true. And they like to let you know humor they like they like to use cock in their jokes and they like to let you know that they don't they're not afraid of a cock in their face that's just their thing that what is it called fred boy humor they like that yo yeah put a cock
Starting point is 01:13:14 in my face yep i think it's funny he thinks it's hilarious so we're not gonna do that but go back yeah no so for me like okay so i would do a lot of free drinks sometimes or i would even do samples i'd be like while i'm making free drinks so i'd be like yeah drinks is a pussy getter i'm like do you like i'm like what's your favorite drink like if i could make anything in the world for you what would you like in your drink and then they're like well you know i would do i would do a really quick one something that's really quick before the drink is done and i would read i would make it there on the spot i'm like go taste go taste it. And they're like, yeah. I'm like, and then I would end with the line like,
Starting point is 01:13:48 you know, there's more of where that came from. Oh, man, that's the oldest shit, man. That's the black line. You stealing lines from niggas in the locker room. But I'm telling you. So a person doesn't drink coffee, but I'm Donnell Rawlings wants you to buy his coffee. What other uses could my coffee serve in someone's house?
Starting point is 01:14:04 What makes Donnell Rawlings coffee special? Or I'd say like what makes- Donnell. Donnell. Yes. What makes it special? The design. Look at the design when you're drinking coffee.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Yo, it is the design. But this is very, one thing I like about this, I start this thing when I get up in the morning, I motivate, inspire people. One thing I like about this is that it has every color hand up here. That's what-
Starting point is 01:14:23 It has every color. That's true. And that is something that really means a lot to me because it doesn't take it doesn't have to just be one race to get up it doesn't have to be one race it gets motivated yeah it could be everybody okay I know this is when people are it's kind of corny that you feel this way down here but there's only one love how much more time we got before we try this French press? So how do I get... So this goes to the pour over?
Starting point is 01:14:47 No, it's done. The pour over's different. Now I'm going to press it down. We don't have a close-up. We're not zooming in now. He was about to get stupid spiritual, and then he was just like, fuck it. Are we done? Five minutes is up. Do you like your coffee one-hearted or just straight up black? Black.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Black. I like my women black. White. So disrespectful. Just because I'm free. My chakras connect with all colors. You like your coffee like you like your women. All different colors. That would be the real truth.
Starting point is 01:15:24 So this coffee. This is be the real truth. So this coffee, and this is not even my coffee. I haven't drank a coffee in like eight months, by the way, so I'm going to be a good gauge. Yeah, but you know what? Once I told people I had coffee, they were like, where can I get it? Go to DonAaronRollins.com. And I know it's going to be exclusively
Starting point is 01:15:39 at one of my favorite coffee shops in Yellow Springs, Dino's. Angela Yee has a new coffee shop she's starting. I'm going to there and this coffee is gonna be one of your favorite blends and the fact that you can wake up with me in your mouth pause pause means so much horenzo thank you came in here with an apron and shit fucking all the white chicks at Starbucks. Is this a certain style of coffee mug right here? What is this? Yeah, simple.
Starting point is 01:16:15 The bartender, he told me that this is his really cool mug. Yeah. So when you drink coffee. Shout out, Ricardo. Well, I mean, it's up to you. If you want to do it just the regular way or the professional way is you would take a sniff, like wine. That's what I did. Yeah, like that. And you would just like swivel it around.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Seven S's, right? Yeah. Seven S's. Spit, savor, swirl. Yeah. Yeah, but same thing with coffee. Same thing with coffee. This is how you get bitches when you do this shit with your coffee, right?
Starting point is 01:16:38 This is what you used to do to little bitches? I mean those queens. Oh, man. See, it's a little acidic Much more lighter It isn't too darker Yeah That's delicious Yeah
Starting point is 01:16:51 It's not It has more flavor It's not like You're super dark Like heavy body Right You know Yeah son
Starting point is 01:16:58 I could drink this all day It's not like that No This is what This is coffee right here What makes this coffee. African-based coffees you can drink without milk. Just honey in that.
Starting point is 01:17:08 Yeah. Interesting. So that's different from the Guatemalan? The Guatemalan, what makes it cool and what makes it nice is that it's much more balanced with coffee. That's more like if you were to, like dessert and just enjoying it.
Starting point is 01:17:22 I think African-based coffee is just good throughout the day if you're like, I'm thirsty the is there a caffeine difference in uh in african coffee or guatemalan or costa rican coffee there's um or in this coffee specifically do we know like the caffeine the only ratio the only ratios of coffee you'll ever get from like donald's and stuff it's from the roast okay come on they're gonna be sexy but so everybody not watching it just what if people in their cars me drinking this fucking coffee yeah no it's it's just being able to enjoy it bro you can't talk when I'm fucking swirling this shit fuck is wrong with you or red is the number one rule of this podcast are you fucking serious when he start okay for the people in their cars now listen this audio that
Starting point is 01:18:09 means you know I could eat pussy okay I'm going to do another one for y'all. Here you go. That's how you got hired on Soul. I'm sure of it. Yo, Lorenzo is here. He's a barista. He's a bad motherfucker. We had him here. Fuck the coffee.
Starting point is 01:18:49 We had him here to represent all the Asian yes sir yes sir came back with his fancy French press coffee and it's really delicious shout out to his Mediterranean what is the Mediterranean Middle Eastern Middle East I mean the Mediterranean which do she got rocks in her pocket it That's what I want to know. It don't matter. But, go to DonAaronRollins.com. And we'll be back next week.
Starting point is 01:19:19 Shout out to everybody out there that's following this podcast. Shout out to Get Right, who got right so much. The motherfucker said, I ain't got time to talk to you.
Starting point is 01:19:32 I'll call you later. E&J Coffee. Ah. ENJ coffee. Coffee. Who up? We up. Who sleep? They sleep. Last slurp. I love y'all.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Let's go. Peace. Wake up. Wake up. Peace. Out of your sleep. Wake up. I command you in the name of Jesus. Wake up. Wake up. Out of your sleep. Wake up. Wake up.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Out of your sleep. Who up? We up. Who sleep? They sleep.

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