Donnell - Deez Snickaz!

Episode Date: August 5, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Today's episode of the Donnie Rollins Show is sponsored by Hawthorne. Take Hawthorne's quick two-minute quiz and find out the two colognes that are best for you. One for work and one for play. Check out Hawthorne at hawthorne.co. That's Hawthorne with an E. And use my promo code ASHLY to get 10% off your first person. All right, now time for the show. In a world where hunger means survival,
Starting point is 00:00:27 and survival means living to eat, Riverman Donnell Rawlings is on a quest to find adventure, relaxation, and more nature. He is truly the River N***a. From the streets to the creeks. From the hood to the woods. From back alleys to back woods. This snicker here.
Starting point is 00:01:09 This is the Donnell Rawlings Show. This snicker here. This is the company that's keeping us safe. I'm trying not to interrupt. I'm trying not to interrupt. Hit me, baby. Oh! Oh! I'm trying not to interrupt.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Yo, yo. I'm trying not to interrupt. The Donnell Rawlings show, live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. That's right, y'all. When y'all hear this exciting music, you know I'm excited. You can hear it in my voice. Julius, can't you hear it in my voice Julius can't you hear it in my voice I'm so excited
Starting point is 00:03:08 This is the Donnie Rowland Show We're live from Yellow Springs Ohio We figured out a way to save the Fucking summer with kayaking Adventurous shit All the shit that white people have been Keeping away from black people for years.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I found a new thing that I've been contributing that's been added to my life to clear bad energy. I talked about it on last episode. Smudge sticks. And today, someone needs to be smudged. This is, I don't know what yellow springs is. This is the reason why I have a smudge stick. I have a smudge holder. I have Palo Santo spray.
Starting point is 00:04:09 And I got a join around here somewhere. And I have these shades on because there's so much shade in this room. Oh, cut it out. I know. I'm just saying. Where is the shade? You're familiar with the shade room. I know the shade room.
Starting point is 00:04:22 You know the shade room. I know the shade room. What is the shade room for? What is the shade room. I know the shade room. You know the shade room. I know the shade room. What is the shade room for? What does the shade room for? They deliver hot topics, gossip, and news. Shade. Shade. Correct? Shade.
Starting point is 00:04:36 That's why your glass is dirty. They deliver shade. And I'm throwing shade on you because the level of disrespect you showed me a week ago. And I know you have fans that want to see you hang up posters.
Starting point is 00:05:12 They want to see you climb trees. They want to see you kayaking. They call you Cinnamon. What's up with Shorty? Can I get some? I will marry her. Drink her bath water. she seems so sweet her smile she's beautiful but they don't know the evil person that you really are evil i'll explain it
Starting point is 00:05:34 give me a chance all right i'm gonna spray you the level of disrespect you and when i say you i mean you the letter you don't know what did i do what did i do that was disrespectful okay we were going on an adventure everybody knows that we've been here in yellow spring we've been part of the uh uh chapelle summer camp we've done everything to keep ourselves safe from covet but we also been living our life out of here right yes so we're out here for a reason we're out here to do nature and adventure and when you came into town so excited i was like you're out of la this vibe that we have is so dope it's's going to clear you. It's
Starting point is 00:06:25 going to make you a more positive person. Not just your negative person, but the energy is just so dope. It's just so calming, right? So it's my idea. It was your idea. No, no, no. Not that. It was my idea to try to give you as much adventure as much
Starting point is 00:06:41 because I'm a river nigga now. I know. I'm getting ready to get a license to be a river guide. I'm going to be a river guide. I'm going to be a river guide. So it's my job to give you as much nature as I can. And I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:06:57 No, you don't. I do. I'll let you talk. Go ahead. Okay. So I said, oh my God, it'd be a great idea for us to go on the river, take a walk, and go swim in the goddamn river. Mm-hmm. And we were pressed for time because you had to get ready for the motherfucking river. But I didn't take long to get ready.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Who gets ready for the river? I didn't take long to get ready. Who gets ready for the river? I didn't take long to get ready. Who gets ready for the river? Donnell, it took me about 20 minutes to get ready. Okay, what you to do? Mind you, we're coming off of a long morning. So we'd had a long morning. You brought lashes to the river.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Nigga. Wait a minute. I'm going to get ready. I'm already telling you, you can't have certain people in the river with you, man. I don't know if she can be a river bitch like that in the most positive way. You had lashes on the motherfucking river. That's why we were late.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Okay? We were late for you to get everybody. Mind you, we hadn't eaten. Okay. Now, ooh. We hadn't eaten. Ooh. This is where I want to go with this.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Okay. So, we press the time. I want to experience as much river as i can you know i mean i'm a river nigger you know i'm saying i know the trails you know i'm saying i know the trees and shit i know ball eagles i see eagles nests and shit like that i know the points i'm i'm the guy so i'm like man i know everybody's like wanted to eat i, man, y'all better do something. Grab something. I want to get going. Right? And I knew you were hungry.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Yes. And you know. I knew we had to get to the river. Right? But I had a bag of trail mix. And you promised that we were going to eat. You're missing. Okay. You promised that we were going to eat early in the morning. You did say that. You did say that. I don't know what you're talking about, man. I'm going to get some shit. did say that you made that promise and you didn't keep it
Starting point is 00:08:57 you did not keep your promise I didn't make that promise you don't have no witnesses that can validate what you're saying. This is what I know. I went to, and I'm hungry. Nick is hungry.
Starting point is 00:09:09 You know, but you got to make a decision. Am I going to man up? I got to get on the river. I can eat later. You know what I'm saying? So you make adjustments. You said,
Starting point is 00:09:17 fuck it. Leaving the hotel. I stopped at the gift shop. This same gift shop that you've bought snacks from every single day. You know where the Doritos are. You know where the cup of the mac and cheese is. You know that like I'm a river nigga. And this is no disrespect.
Starting point is 00:09:42 You're a gift shop bitch. And I don't mean I love you. I't mean it like listen man don't tell me what the fuck i can say to her okay she a gift shop bitch you know everything in the goddamn gift shop said she didn't have burritos cheetos doritos everything out of that everything out of it every time we go to a hotel, all I hear is 301. She just have a whole thing of snacks. 301. Like the room charge. 301.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Mind you, y'all, there aren't many options. Where we're at, we're in a small town. So after 8 o'clock, you have no food choices. So I need to stock up in my hotel room. That's what I did I was stocking up on snacks I know this is gonna get to my point this people gonna understand why you're evil motherfucker all right so you you walk past the same gift shop that I walk past right the same motherfuckers snacks right I'm like
Starting point is 00:10:40 every man so himself grab something something. We out. Right? I get a bag of motherfucking jalapeno chips. The crunchy joys. Right? Nature and shit. Shit could rip your gum up if you don't go in it right. Right? I get my chips.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I know everybody eating. Everybody hungry. But I'm like, we got to get to the river. I get my chips. And let me tell you something. If you going on a trail or anything there's one one candy bar that you could literally live off of for a fucking week all right they make commercials about this candy bar they create a situation where you're. You can't get to. Like a Chef Dane's food truck. Shout out to him.
Starting point is 00:11:28 You know. It's a place. It's one fucking candy bar. That. Is built. For the woods. It's built. To carry you on.
Starting point is 00:11:43 That. That candy bar. Is a Snicker bar. I had a bag of tater chips. I had my own Snicker bar. When you have a Snicker bar, what do Snickers do? Satisfy, right? Snickers, these Snickers. Snickers.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Snickers, man. Snickers. These Snickers. Sat man Snickers These Snickers Satisfied Right These Snickers Satisfied Right Nigga I got my
Starting point is 00:12:17 Motherfucking Snicker bar I'll be like I'll be good for Four five hours Cause if you got a Snicker bar You already planned it out You like boom I eat the first quarter
Starting point is 00:12:24 Right Cause it's got the I'll eat the first quarter that boom down I'll wrap it up that'll shit hold me down for our boom start getting appetite again hit the next one but now I'm getting close to dinner time but snicker satisfies right I put my snicker bar mine mine I put my snicker bar, mine. Mine. I put my snicker bar in the car. I'm driving. I'm telling this story like I'm in jail.
Starting point is 00:12:57 You got to do all this shit. So I'm driving. And I hear this I hear some unwrapping noise I'm trying not to I this is what I did I heard something unwrapping I said no
Starting point is 00:13:19 in no way nigga not now I look she is eating my snicker I know. Ain't no way, nigga. Not now. I look. She is eating my snicker. Yup. She eating it like this is going to be the realest shit. And it was so good. Let me tell you something. She eat my snicker bar.
Starting point is 00:13:37 This is going to be the realest shit I'll say. She eat my snicker bar like we fucking. We work together bitch sir she eat my shit like we straight smashing in these fucking woods nigga you my co-worker biggie my daughter bitch what you doing a rustic about and I was trying to be nice because people say i got a bad attitude right they yo i'm saying i'm trying to be listen i'm trying to be like he was so mad you ever seen that i don't get to have snicker bar don't this is how women are so petty
Starting point is 00:14:16 this is she saw it in my face son i was like oh i'll start I'm like, that's my snicker bar. If anything, I'm not saying I wouldn't share it, but you can't eat a nigga snicker without him having the first bite. And she was looking at me, and I just kept getting madder, right? Because she looked at me like, she looked at me like, she looked at me, hot women, she looked at me like this. She was like, this nigga tripping over a little snicker bar she looked at me like i ain't shit petty ass nigga trip up a snicker bar and i'm she see me get i'm getting mad i'm getting mad and the worst thing about me getting mad she would not stop eating my snickers
Starting point is 00:14:58 i was hungry and you had promised we were gonna eat. And then you got mad when we were trying to look for snacks after I ate the Snicker bar. I'll tell you why I was mad that they still wanted to look for you for some food. I'm like this, you had consumed my whole Snicker bar. I'm like, if anybody's satisfied in this car, she full. She ate the whole Snicker bar. Why the fuck we worried about getting her some food
Starting point is 00:15:24 when she demolished the whole Snicker bar let's go to the motherfucking river and she just kept eating my shit son kept eating and rolling her eyes put the little paper in a little coffee thing and shit and then as i'm not supposed to be mad and i forgot my motherfucking trail mix son i had a trail mix and i know i'm turning river man i motherfucking trail mix, son. I had a trail mix. And I know I'm turning river, man. I know different trail mix. I look at them now. I'm like this. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Cranberries, almonds. Fuck the white chocolate. You got to know. Because a bag of trail mix on the river. This is my voice on the river. On the river. Yeah. I mean, and the hike was so long.
Starting point is 00:16:00 So honestly, Donna, I've never seen you that mad over some damn snickers. You know why you've never seen me so mad over some damn Snickers It held me over Listen the reason why you've never seen me so damn mad Over Snickers Because you never ate my Snickers before I fuck with Snickers The little ones
Starting point is 00:16:17 The little mini ones You good I understand like you're a man You're supposed to let her eat it right yeah you're supposed to share okay fellas mind you wait
Starting point is 00:16:33 no you ate my chips we went to Subway the day before and you took my chips so you had two bags of chips no those chips were the ones I got in the gift shop right but the day before you ate my chips Donnell so I was left to eat a sandwich without chips like who eats a subway but guess what you had food yeah you had a sandwich chips chips you oh you rich like that you need chips you can't have a sandwich on chips you had a sandwich we didn't have nothing i didn't have
Starting point is 00:16:59 nothing that was mine and i would have gave it to you i'm telling you the rudest thing ask any nigga the rudest thing is when a motherfucker eat the shit before you eat it, niggas will flip out. You know, I'll give you anything. But not a snicker bar when we about to hit the goddamn river. And we ain't fucking. And I gave you Snickers after that. I bought you two snicker bars.
Starting point is 00:17:22 You think I gave a fuck about that goddamn snicker two days later she gave me two snickers and she gave me one of them new ones with the different words nigga I just want my shit to say snicker nigga I don't need to I don't even I think that's like bootleg when you see a snicker bar and it got like somebody's name or whatever I don't know what the fuck their new market is nigga I need snicker old school joint
Starting point is 00:17:39 like my mother father used to fuck with and I know people like you going on and on about it it really hurt my feelings and then not to fuck quick. And I know people are like, you're going on and on about it. It really hurt my feelings. I apologize. And then not only that, you ate my snicker bar, and then you were a complete diva in the river. You was a complete diva. Every time I turn around, nigga,
Starting point is 00:17:58 we trying to find good places to swim and shit. Every time I turn around, she like this. No. She got that selfie. Every time I turn around, she like this. No. She got that selfie. Every time I turn around, nigga, I'm trying to find it, right? Not bust my ass on a river rock. She like this. Well.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Y'all can't see this. Y'all can't see this if you listen to it, but you know the face. You know the face. Just imagine this. Duck lips. How could I not? It was so beautiful. It was beautiful.
Starting point is 00:18:24 How could I not have a photo beautiful it was beautiful she ain't ready for the river you weren't ready for the river I think I handled myself very well I doggy paddled the whole way yeah and by the end of the trip I said my head or my face wasn't wet so I think I deserve no no no no the first yeah you have a plot like I'm just trying to
Starting point is 00:18:39 say who takes lashes to the river son yo them real river bitches be like this. Oh, she over here trying to do a little photo shoot. She ain't trying to get no workout. She don't give a fuck about nature. She just running in the background. But you looked amazing.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And I was like, how the fuck did you keep on lashes? We over there jumping off of cliffs. She's like, ah. She's like, wait, wait, wait. How the fuck you going to, wait, don't, how the fuck you gonna say, tell somebody, don't splash them in the river.
Starting point is 00:19:10 Don't splash in the river. And I knew we were gonna get past it, but I knew with that, because I don't want no negative energy. This whole trip has been so awesome. That's why I got this spray, you know. I hit me too.
Starting point is 00:19:23 What does the spray do? It's for people like you oh wow they have snicker eating energy right you spray this this is a clearing spray this is supposed to it's like
Starting point is 00:19:34 it smells good you know I've been on all of my smudge life this trip has made me feel like nature like a motherfucker I was shouting on Chef Danny he over the corner
Starting point is 00:19:42 this weekend we had a fucking dope one of the things people know about me I love to throw a party yeah i love it you've thrown the best party since i thought the best part and the best part and that doesn't mean this doesn't mean like like turn up and all that type it's just the energy and for the most part i do a barbecue it's always family friendly you know we met a chef out here we had another event at someone's house and it's just what's the name of the company fat and rich right we hired them to do an event and it did such a great job did I said uh if I do a
Starting point is 00:20:18 barbecue I want to um I really want to fuck with them yeah the history of it basically it's a group of guys that all were doing other shit and they said fuck it am I right? we don't want to keep working for people so they could get their own company let's do our own shit
Starting point is 00:20:37 and the combination is dope and another thing that's so dope about it these niggas got the best barbecue shit and most of these niggas is vegans I'm like how you that these niggas got the best barbecue shit and these most these niggas is vegans like i'm like how you big ass niggas is vegan son yo can you trust a barbecue nigga that's a vegan son but they was doing some vegan shit that really tastes good and uh um i'm gonna shout them out some point i might have them on the show but listen the thing i like about doing barbecues is just bring everybody together.
Starting point is 00:21:06 You know, it's one thing you can have. And they contribute to the barbecue. They did a lot of stuff. But the things I love about having barbecues is that this is a phrase people always say. You need me to bring something? You know, you need me to bring something? And you got certain people, right? You know certain motherfuckers.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Nah, this nigga ought to just be an ice nigga right now. I'm included in that so yeah you got certain chicks I know that I can contribute you need certain I can bring the cups the plates and the ice you got certain chicks they like oh that's the salad bitch she can just straight salad
Starting point is 00:21:39 the salad bitch come on and then what the salad bitch Michelle Wolf is the salad bitch? Michelle Wolf is the salad bitch yo you think Michelle Wolf would get offended if I called her bitch but if I throw salad in front of her she'd be like you right she'll be like this you right
Starting point is 00:21:59 Michelle will get that salad and start hitting this shit right here Michelle is the salad bitch. You got the potato salad, nigga. Right? And I'm going to air this nigga out right now. I'm going to air this nigga out. Jeroby from Tribe Called Quest, who's a certified chef, got chef shows and all that.
Starting point is 00:22:23 That's my man. I love him. But I'm calling nigga out right now. Everybody here, fuck with my potato salad. Y'all don't understand that. I get requests. I had niggas straight up say,
Starting point is 00:22:33 I ain't coming if you don't do your potato salad. I got motherfuckers that was out of town, like, did he make the potato salad? Dave's wife had little saran bags, saran wrap, but like she's selling weight of potato salad. She got an ounce. And she had Stacy.
Starting point is 00:22:49 She had names. Hannah, potato salad. I'm making me a potato salad. I don't even want to fuck with nobody's potato salad. But Jerobe, he missed the chef. We talking about potato salad. This nigga looked at me like, that it that's simple he said I make like grandma potato salad
Starting point is 00:23:08 I'm like cause it could really be potato salad war I don't know if y'all understand it's serious it's ruined relationships people have got divorce over the motherfucker with the shit he don't ever bring that potato salad here did y'all see that kitchen I would never eat that shit
Starting point is 00:23:24 right so Jerobe telling't ever bring that potato salad here. Did y'all see that kitchen? I would never eat that shit. Right? So, Jerobe telling me he got the potato salad. Four days before we doing it. Every day. I'm like, you want to go shop? He was like, for what? Just make a potato salad.
Starting point is 00:23:40 I'm like, okay, nigga. Do you need me to pick up the potatoes? I'm just trying to make this potato salad. I'm trying to make this potato salad situation as easy for him as possible cause he's a certified chef you know he got the jackets with his names and all that type of shit the nigga be using tweezers
Starting point is 00:23:56 on his shit putting shit on top of his shit you know this nigga be like turning it to the side he got torches For cream brulee Or whatever that shit is Cream brulee Yeah you know the creamy gay shit
Starting point is 00:24:13 Nigga got the torch So I don't want to disrespect his skill set So I'm like alright The day before I was like You got the potato salad? He said, I got it. This nigga shows up with a huge appetite, but no potato salad.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And I think it's a joke. I think I'm about to get pranked. Nigga be like, I got you, nigga. Here you go, take 10,000. Take this. This nigga, Jerobie did not have a potato, potato, tomato, tomato. This nigga had no, no, nothing. And I said, nigga.
Starting point is 00:25:04 I said, what? I said, what a potato salad he said we didn't coordinate it I didn't know what was going on shame on you Jerome shame on you nigga he said he didn't know when I asked him he's like I don't know he said I don, he said he didn't know when I asked him. He's like, I don't know. He said, I don't. He said, I didn't know. He said, I don't know. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I'm like, nigga. And it was so, it was fucked up because we had shit popping, son. Dane and them crew, they was whop, whop, whop. We had motherfucking turkey ribs, nigga. We had motherfucking black pepper turkey breast. We had marinated turkey thighs. We had motherfucking seafood mac and cheese. We had, you know, niggas' pans would make them dance.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Niggas was pulling up with pans. And potato salad is a quintessential dish at a barbecue. Like, that's like, that's the most important dish. It's one of it if it's my potato salad. Right. Some niggas have the beet potato salad taste like shit. Fucking potatoes as hard as a motherfucker. I'm like, the fuck is this shit right here, nigga?
Starting point is 00:26:12 You could have hit somebody in the head with her potatoes from her potato salad, nigga. And she don't use no paprika. Fuck the B potato salad. We got pans and shit. We got vegetables. We got seafood mac and cheese. We had regular mac and cheese. We had collard greens we had greens, beans, potatoes
Starting point is 00:26:28 tomatoes, yams hawk nah nigga no pork those turkey ribs are so good oh we went to the turkey farm we went to the I drove what nigga you know drive to a turkey farm nigga? An hour away.
Starting point is 00:26:46 An hour away and not only that the houses got further apart and we kept on saying Trump Pence. Trump Pence. Yo it felt like we was in a ghost town son. It was weird. It was like Trump Pence. Trump Pence. It was in everybody yard. I was like
Starting point is 00:27:01 oh nigga. I was scared. I was like we oh, nigga. I was scared. I was like, we got to get these ribs and get the fuck up out of here. These niggas about to make us great and great again. We went to the Cook's. Cook's. Is it Cook's? Cook's.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Cook's. What is it? Not Cook's. Cook's. I thought she was going to slip on the Cook's. On the Cook's. Cook's, Cook's, tomatoes, tomatoes. Cook's Farm.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Cook's Farm. We drove there there an hour away to get that so it was just the experience was dope jerobi up by not having that potato salad then because i believe barbecues like i said it's just it's just some unity even though like i said you can hire outside interests like a kid or whatever, but it's so dope when other people contribute to it. Like Ricky Hughes, she made, because you got to say her, she made her string beans. Her string beans, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:54 She's a vegan. They were delicious. Everything on that goddamn menu was delicious. But the thing about it was the vibe started happening. Yeah. Joel on the drums, we had him. He does host karaoke. So I felt like we needed some type of activity. the vibe started happening. Yeah. Joel on the drums, we had him, he does, hosts karaoke. So,
Starting point is 00:28:06 I was like, I felt like we needed some type of activity. Because after a while, people get bored just staring at each other, whatever. Music is always part of a barbecue.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But I was like, why not have a, because it was called a karaoke queue. Yeah. Right? So I was like, why not have karaoke
Starting point is 00:28:22 and a drummer with karaoke? And one thing about karaoke, it always starts off slow because everybody's embarrassed. Yeah, and they're scared. They're scared. Nobody wants to do it. I started off. I was singing Earth, Wind & Fire's The Reasons. It didn't work out for me.
Starting point is 00:28:39 It didn't land. It did not. But I was proud of you. I tried it. You did. You tried it. Nico. What's his name?ico um nico hi nico hi he jumped on the mic did karaoke talib kweli he did karaoke but that nigga was a hater he was heckling me yo talib was heckling me and then moving positions in the
Starting point is 00:29:02 barbecue like i don't know it's the same nigga yeah yo he'll sit right here he'll sit right here then he'll move over here then he put his hat on back when he's telling i'm like nigga i know it's the same nigga son can you understand this black motherfucker activist motherfuckers i don't know what song he chose for doing karaoke karaoke is a humbling a humbling thing right and then you got some people that uh when they get karaoke they just can't do their song they got they gotta try to be all funny and shit before they do the song why are you mad no listen you know people like this don't let somebody and then we had the drummer right she did a little joke right she did a little joke and then he did the and i got laughs you got thank you no you get laughs no they don't laugh at you they they laugh at the yo i'm here every week guys
Starting point is 00:29:53 don't nobody let they laugh at the joke that nigga back yo brooms we're back any joke you be like knock now who's there nobody nobody who nobody knows they be like oh knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows. They be like, oh, that shit was funny. They get the bloop. My joke. Give me my joke. Can I have one joke? No, you did. You did.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I got one joke off. It wasn't a joke. It was a joke. I don't know. We got a video somewhere. I don't think it was a joke. I just think you had a nice dress on, too. I think they was cheering for that more than anything.
Starting point is 00:30:22 And somebody probably thought you were bringing a poster somewhere, but that didn't happen. But it was so dope. All the families that came through, the kids had a good time. Kids usually, when they get around each other, they're shy. Somebody has to break the bubble. And then they get excited.
Starting point is 00:30:39 But to create an event where everybody's smiling. You got moms, dads, grandmas. Not too many grandmas. But you just had to. One, I think. Yeah, but the whole. It was just so fucking dope.
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Starting point is 00:33:15 And the fact that you've got something personalized for yourself. And it's really good. These goddamn. Because, you know, I haven't really been wearing no cologne out here. You don't need to. Man, out here. Yo, you you know what you need do you know what motherfuckers smell out like out here what off we got mosquitoes right now yo niggas out here in ohio smell like off and sunscreen nigga off let me tell y'all something. Come up with some off.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Polo off. Dracar off. But I'm telling you, son, out here, yo, man, I love doing stuff like that. I love creating stuff like that. Those are things that people talk about forever. The connection we had with Chef Dane and that, man, we're going to be talking about this shit forever. And it was one of them barbecue lights. It started daytime. And you really don't want it to
Starting point is 00:34:11 get over. You don't want it to be over. But here's the thing. I found about Yellow Springs, there's a lot of nice people here. But if you really want, in Yellow Springs, if you really want In Yellow Springs If you really want to have beef Yeah Don't give somebody back their bowl
Starting point is 00:34:31 Or their pan I ain't never seen So many soccer wives These rich bitches right They blowing my phone up They blowing my phone up I left my pan over there When are you going to be? I left my pan over there.
Starting point is 00:34:46 When are you going to be there? I left my pan over there. I left my pan over there. My knife. I need my knife. Dave wife. Yo, they got, I know they can replace it. I'm not saying I'll go around stealing utensils and shit.
Starting point is 00:35:00 But she blew my phone up. Donnell, I need my stuff. I don't even know what the stuff is. She said, Donnell, stuff do you have my stuff she's like this I need it just she started naming all the shit I need my my two trash cans I need my two I need my chopping but which chopping boy did you take I took everything I didn't have nothing over here I went there I was like she ain't gonna notice this I'm like she got this one pan. I tried to catch her for that a while ago, but the real owner came back and got it. It was this big ass pan, like a wok pan.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I was like this. I was, I'm, I'm, I was like this. Who pan is that? Yeah, you do get excited about anything in the kitchen. Anything in the kitchen. She said, she said, whose pan is that? I said, who's pan is that? She said, I don't know. You think they'll, whose pan is that? I said, whose pan is that? She said, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:46 You think they'll come back and get it? I said, I know pans. They coming for that pan. Ain't no way somebody, oh, I'm just going to leave it over there. Right? And it was Nikki. She's another one of the caterers we've been working with. She came in.
Starting point is 00:35:57 That pan, I can't explain the weight of it. I'm telling you, your pans and your knives are the most important thing. Anybody tell you, nigga, you go to somebody's house to cook and you get a fucked up knife, you a throw it at them. You try to cut some shit, you like, man, fuck out of here with this bitch ass knife, man. This shit can't cut shit, nigga. My fucking toenails can cut more than that motherfucking knife.
Starting point is 00:36:20 You played with my feet before. Don't even try. No, I played with your legs. You played with my feet. I got a video. You rubbed my feet. No, Stephanie went through no stephanie went through the toes anyway we don't want to talk about that yo and yo elaine all these fucking yellow spring women are like after me for their utensils and they got a little group chat like don't give him any of your pots because you'll never see wait they're conspiring against you in a certain way they're sweet women right stacy hannah elaine their whole crew they
Starting point is 00:36:52 i mean this crew out here like i love hannah this is the cupcake yeah this is what's so dope about this community it's like anytime there's a function everybody supports the other person's function you know it's like, can I do anything? Do you need me to bring anything? And I usually try to control it. I'm like, whatever. Whatever you got a signature dish or something, bring it. And I love these women.
Starting point is 00:37:12 They're cool as shit. We hang out. We have drinks. But fuck with their pants. You know how it feels to hear white girls? That's where we draw the law. They will turn into Karen on you. They will be like a black guy a black guy took my pants they'll be like this
Starting point is 00:37:35 is this the sheriff department is this a shirt yeah i had a black pan i had a uh a cow home pan 10 10-inch pan. And I don't see it now. I would just, ha, ha, ha, ha. Next thing, you fucking locked up for a Rachel Ray motherfucking pan. They want their pans back. She's like, give me my pan back. They want it.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Now, Jeff came for his pies. That motherfucker like, yeah, man, I'm going to be through it. Motherfuckers don't leave. You can't just leave utensils around for yeah and i wanted to do i love cooking and we have a lot of things at dave's house and like they have a little outside people come in one of the companies they cooked and it was good. But the advantage, they had the motherfucking chafing tables. You know them. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:28 The joints with the lights. The lights. Keeping it warm. Elaine don't give me a budget for that. You know what I be serving my shit on? Dollar Generals. You know them fans, nigga. Hey, don't sleep on Dollar Generals. No, I'm not sleeping on them.
Starting point is 00:38:42 But them fans wrangly as a mother. You can boil that pan up, man. You could just boil that. I need a tissue. Here, take this motherfucking dollar pan, nigga. Those pans, you can't put a lot of shit. You be like, it's going to bust. It's going to bust.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Watch out. It's going to bust. It's going to bust. That's what I get. And I cook. I put my ass on. This is how the moms be mean to me. I ask Elaine. I ain't hating
Starting point is 00:39:05 on the chefs, but I'm like this. You don't think we should get some pants? I mean, some shaving pants and little signs and shit. That's all I need is some signs. We had to make our own signs. I said, can we get some signs? Don't know, I'm not starting a catering service.
Starting point is 00:39:21 I'm like, whoa, someone needs to get out of the bubble for a second. This pandemic life got me like, done it, I'm not starting a catering service. Give me some more of your food. That bubble will have you thinking about a whole lot of stuff. Yeah, but the barbecue, man, that was so good. We had
Starting point is 00:39:37 a good time. Everybody had a good time. I want to say shout out to the Yellow Spring community, and not just Yellow Spring community, our community. That's another thing people think that when we're out here like motherfuckers is being reckless this is the most frustrating thing and I know I shouldn't even focus on it but we're being reckless
Starting point is 00:39:55 the protocol for you to be a part of any of this is so serious the only thing close to it I would would say, would be the NBA bubble. I only say. No slip-ups. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:10 No slip-ups. Not to say that something couldn't happen, but the measures that are being taken. And I hear people argue, well, they didn't go too far up the nose. They don't understand the technology for testing has changed from when you first got tested. It's a whole different got tested it's a whole different process it's a whole different machine yeah the first test things people saw was like motherfuckers going way back here yeah right i think it's called an agent i'll get a specific name of the the thing we use but now i even talked to the doctor i've been talked to the
Starting point is 00:40:41 one of the guys that the head guy keith this is the head guy Keith what is the difference why are they taking it easy on niggas noses now yeah and he explained that it's different technology now now cause the haters they want to see they want you to hurry you know what it is I know what it was
Starting point is 00:41:00 I showed me getting tested oh no that ain't right like you want me to be like ah I know what it was. I, I, I really, I showed me getting tested. Oh no, that ain't right. Like you want them. You want me to be like, ah, right. You like,
Starting point is 00:41:11 you want like, bitch, if you don't get that motherfucker thing deep out and you got to do so-and-so motherfuckers don't understand it, but it's always clear. I always have to be clear on the measures we're taking with this in particular Julius, my guy, the producer of the show my go-to mr everything he um he had to come in to get away just moved from la um i miss you not being here but you're here now
Starting point is 00:41:38 moved to denver and i'm like this like all my closest friends I want anybody that I love I want them to experience this I'll tell them quick let's go come get your piece so he was excited about coming but this is what I do when I invite people I tell people I tell them all the things that we're doing and activities and everything I say but let's be clear you gotta get tested
Starting point is 00:42:00 some people get offended what you trying to say nigga I ain't trying to say nothing I'm just saying you ain't busting the bubble that's it i ain't gonna be the that i ain't gonna be the that bust the bubble you don't want to be that guy it might happen but i'm telling you we almost had one of them bubble busters yeah and um did you know that lou williams busted the bubble where he's an nba player um for the clippers uh-huh he busted the bubble yeah he busted he ain't gonna be there gonna stay busted that bubble. He ain't going to be there. Nigga's going to stay busted that bubble. That shit ain't going to last.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Them niggas ready to pop bottles and shit. Everybody. Yeah, he left for a funeral, and he said he claimed he wanted to go get chicken wings, but he ended up at Magic City to get the chicken wings. Man, that's some nigga ass shit, nigga. You risking niggas lives for some wings, nigga? Yo, they ain't got no chef, and they can cook up no wings. You mean to tell me that this
Starting point is 00:42:45 motherfucker is risking bringing down the whole NBA for some wings my question was they salt and pepper was they lemon pepper was they flats or was they extra crispy because I wouldn't bust a bubble
Starting point is 00:43:00 for some goddamn all flats extra crispy salt and pepper you love the flats I love the flats this nigga bust a bubble he busted the bubble you can't bust a bubble so now he has to quarantine I'm gonna tell you back to the story of Julius right so I mean
Starting point is 00:43:16 I was here once when we were in LA I came here right and I got some Chappelle show masks I took them back and it was dope y'all probably was the only people in LA they had to I'm so happy to see this work done get off the plane I'm like wait you at the testing facility was closed in that five o'clock Julia's flight landed at. I talked to them. I said, my guy's coming in. Could y'all wait a little bit? I just want to.
Starting point is 00:43:52 I mean, worst case scenario, he would have went to a hotel or whatever. But, nigga, I wanted to hug the nigga. You know what I'm saying? I wanted to hug him, man. I wanted him to be around everything we do the minute he got here. Yeah. I didn't want to be the nigga like, where's you? Well, I don't know, I went in the car with him, right?
Starting point is 00:44:07 Put that nigga in the pickup truck, nigga. I ain't gonna just be, what you got me a lot? A load of nigger COVID back there. What you got back there? I saw six feet, three inches of nigger COVID over there. Got him in there, just flew him in from Denver. Straight off the plane. Right?
Starting point is 00:44:30 And then it started raining. Right? And I was doing a podcast somewhere. And then his Uber drive was kind of late. And my phone was going dead. The nurse said, Donnell, is your buddy still coming? Right? I didn't see his text. My phone was dead.. The nurse said, Donnell, is your buddy still coming?
Starting point is 00:44:45 Right. I didn't see his text, and my phone was dead. So long story short, I get to the place where we test. And Julius pulls up. And I see the guy who, Cena, coordinates everything. I said, Cena. He said, the testing guy's left. I was like this. This nigga going, I don't know. He said, the Jetson guys left. I was like this.
Starting point is 00:45:08 This nigga was, oh, no. What we going to do? Yo, I was like, I felt it. And it's raining, right? This is so fucked up. The nigga had his Chappelle mask on. He flew in with his old mask. I was like, he ready, son.
Starting point is 00:45:23 The nigga said, I let y'all know. I got the original, nigga. I was like, he ready, son. That nigga said, I'll let y'all know. I got the original. Nigga was popping. It's raining outside. The little spot that we hang out in. I can't let the nigga in there because that's where we hang out. If this nigga test positive, then this... The bubble's ruined.
Starting point is 00:45:38 The bubble is ruined. I can't be the bubble popper. I don't want to be like, I don't mean to bust your bubble, but... Yeah. Oh, shut up! No.
Starting point is 00:45:51 And I felt bad because I was like, man, there was nothing I could do. It was raining and then, but... We called one of the nurses, right? Because we own the machine we call because it's got to be official it's got to be certified nurse that administers it it's got to be on record and everything
Starting point is 00:46:11 we call one of the nurses that doesn't live too far and I told her my situation and she met us at one of the producers house gave them the test and we all you know that 15 minutes. Niggas be whistling.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Niggas be practicing cough. That's the scariest thing. Now I've already gotten tested three times. That's the scariest feeling. When you feel like you're about to have Corona. Yo niggas be on the internet. Acting like they on the phone and shit. Like yeah what y'all doing.
Starting point is 00:46:41 That's all you can think about. You're like fuck. You're just trying to be distracted. Yo. Niggas be like where y'all at. What y'all it's all you can think about you're like fuck you're just trying to be distracted yeah yo niggas be like where y'all at what y'all doing all right nah nah i'm good yeah i'm about to come i'm up for you right and julius got his test right and then you be looking like what you be looking at nigga like like, what'd you say? Niggas be doing like this, ta-da! Will they show it like red or green?
Starting point is 00:47:11 It'll show it in negative. It will say? Yeah! We out in these streets, nigga. Julius, how does it feel to be runner free you know it's a very comforting feeling to know that you're okay and don't get it twisted you're okay for that moment so you still gotta even with this even with the test or not you still gotta move right you still gotta move correctly and don't get caught up.
Starting point is 00:47:45 And the problem is people are seeing us have a good time. Yeah. And they don't want to celebrate it. They don't want to ask the question like, what do you have to do to be a part of that? What does a person have to do to create that? Yeah. One of the things you have to do is have a lot of money. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:58 You know, that's the one thing. You know, like Ray Ray, that nigga ain't going to get no COVID machine. That's just what it is. And she's going gonna be bootlegged nigga have a toaster nigga have a toaster and put a doctor's door man I'm telling this to
Starting point is 00:48:09 oh this is the first one that came out you just hit it right here if it's hot then you good you smell that alright then you alright nigga that's just a dude
Starting point is 00:48:17 this was the first COVID test but he everything was cool he jumped on the bubble at the barbecue everybody like I wish people could just
Starting point is 00:48:30 see the line and what it is even with Chef Dane you know what I'm saying I wanted to work with him but I told him we were talking about his collard greens and all that type of shit right he's so excited
Starting point is 00:48:44 I'm gonna eat with this I got him we that they were talking about his collard greens and all that type of shit right he's like he's so excited like oh damn um I'm gonna get this I got him with that I'm like you know you got your test and I was like this he said yeah I probably a couple people I said uh you think you better just being you I was like did you be I was like well you know what I'm niggas show up uh if they show up um a positive nigga might just be me and you but this is the thing when i say how serious it is i mean just imagine that you telling your staff or the people that you work with okay here's an opportunity but this is what you have to do to be a part of the opportunity you got a choice to make you're gonna do it or not you can be one on that guess what all them niggas came about the truck niggas was banded up son
Starting point is 00:49:26 I was like oh nigga we got a staff nigga niggas coming in coming straight to work with collard greens and shit son and it was amazing but like I said with that everything
Starting point is 00:49:44 not everything. I think the most anyone can do to provide safety for a group of people, Dave Chappelle continues to do that. And it's very impressive, by the way. It's very impressive. Like we're trained now. We're trained now. It's like this, you're banned, You know, like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:50:06 This weird. I think motherfuckers get excited to get tested now. Yeah. It's like this. You be like this. Yo, nigga. Yo, y'all tested? Y'all tested?
Starting point is 00:50:16 Nigga, hit me. If we're out and about and I don't see a ban, because it's like when you're in this bubble. I'm a COVID. Go ahead, go ahead. When you're in this bubble, you get so accustomed. I snitch on niggas. Go ahead. Yeah, but you get accustomed. I'd rather bubble go ahead when you're in this bubble you get snitch on niggas go ahead yeah but you get a cop go ahead you get a custom yo i shoot niggas fuck out of here nigga what you're being at listen listen listen you get a custom as you know we get a
Starting point is 00:50:35 custom to be around each other's breathing in each other's faces but then when we go out it's like a when we go out, they be... The transition is crazy. And it's so... It's hard to adjust, like, going back to... I don't even know how I'm going to react when I get back to L.A. Because it's like the transition from us being out, us being together, to now having to protect ourselves. We're never going back to L.A. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:59 That answers that question. Goodbye, y'all. I was here. That answers that question. Yo, I'm going to tell you something. No, wait, wait. But talk about your snitching, because I think it's really funny. Goodbye, y'all. I was here. That answer that question. Yo, I'm gonna tell you something. No, but talk about your snitching because I think it's really funny. Oh, yeah. I don't snitch. I ain't know like no
Starting point is 00:51:09 I'm not know like six nine snitch. I ain't snitching for days. But I tell you what, I will snitch on it. Pull up to us without a band, nigga. That looks crazy. Yo, pull up to us without a band, nigga. What? Hold up, nigga.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Because we had a little party the other day, and I guess the people felt the traffic, the way the traffic was going, right? I saw these masked niggas. I was like this. They just didn't. I know. I could see it in their eyes.
Starting point is 00:51:41 They just didn't look trustworthy. They didn't seem like they was part of our bubble. They was like this. And their eyes looked like they didn't belong. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, like they were suspicious. Their eyes was like this. Their eyes was looking like, oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Yo, I saw the motherfuckers with no bands. I said, yo, yo, I need somebody Yo I was like yo I said Dave Dave no bands No bands That nigga was like this I said Dave no bands And I see some niggas with no bands
Starting point is 00:52:17 I ain't even recognize them Cause you got a couple no band niggas you know Like Moe Ammer he a no band nigga He act like it's pork around his motherfucker He act like he got pork grace he don't want to wear his band but we know he tested right i said no bands dave was like where they said yo yo yo we negative up in here you ain't got no i never see away from that door i suggested they get a covert security guard right there and the reason i say that that's important you know it's unfortunate but these are the measures what i think is going on right now it's what could be the new wave yeah the new way it's going to be priced for some people
Starting point is 00:52:58 but people are going to figure out ways this could Dave could be the model of how you have some normalcy in a time like this you know
Starting point is 00:53:15 and it's so weird cause we sometimes I feel the guilt of having a good time really I don't feel guilty
Starting point is 00:53:22 I be lying oh no you couldn't wait you ain't never tried to go home when you ate that snicker bar I was like okay she about to get
Starting point is 00:53:27 the fuck up yeah I know he really was trying to kick me out yo I was like there's the bubble we kick out she out the bubble so mad
Starting point is 00:53:36 mad as hell for no reason her and that snicker bar bust a bubble man I really believe this this summer for me
Starting point is 00:53:44 is putting so much things in perspective. Life, period. One of the things is that Hollywood is dead. I agree with that. Hollywood is dead. dead and you see like networks and people scrambling to come up with original programming that is uh is responsible social distances or whatever but hollywood is dead the the the life the thought of a hollywood lifestyle this ain't even appealing to me no more right i'm like what the were we doing this place will have you have you um think about everything that you were doing for me i've been thinking about everything that i've done in in hollywood i'm like wait i
Starting point is 00:54:32 can do that anywhere especially being here especially with the internet especially with the things that we do but it's interesting because it um if it feels like it definitely is overrated yeah you know then i can see how some people come from this area they go to Hollywood and it's cool for a weekend and they'd be like what fucking be walking around as you see a motherfucker like from Ohio we ever go to New York for the first time you could tell it from out of town cuz they'd be like this $20 for a cheeseburger they want what man yo I didn't see niggas almost fight. Man, fuck out of here, nigga.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Who the fuck you after? I ain't got nothing to do with it. Fuck is you talking about 20 hours for a cheap? I'll smack the shit out of you, nigga. For what? They want for what? Nah, I'm good. Motherfuckers be making sandwiches in the hotel.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Niggas be traveling the overtakes. I ain't eating out, nigga. I'm eating in. I'm just here for the hotel. Niggas be traveling to Overtaste Alley. I ain't eating out, nigga. I'm eating in. I'm just here for the sights. But you really realize like how dope life could be with the most simple shit. The most
Starting point is 00:55:39 simple shit is dope. They're gonna get caught up in the Hollywood shit. Part of the reason me and Hollywood, because I thought that's where it is. You know what I'm saying? The reason I even moved from New York. When I moved to L.A., I was in New York, and I wasn't getting a lot of personal appearance dates. So I said, fuck it, if I ain't on the road like that,
Starting point is 00:56:00 I might as well try this Hollywood shit and get film and television. You got to be in Hollywood. Moved there. The minute I moved to Hollywood, my personal appearance dates started blowing up. I became a road comic. And I'm not mad. As long as I can get the paper, I don't give a fuck where it come from. TV, movies, streets, rapping,
Starting point is 00:56:16 cooking. Soon as I moved to LA, my personal appearance dates started picking up. And I was like, damn, I'm already here now. And I was in that fucking groove the Hollywood groove never really connected with it like that I was doing some good things especially in particular this year was supposed to be the fucking year this year my calendar was so banging fucking touring with martin lawrence that was the i had never been on a um
Starting point is 00:56:48 a tour like 40 city tour whatever and i had like 12 of those stadium tour i've done stadiums amphitheaters but i've never been on a regularly where like they're promoting this one theme concert throughout the country like on 102 on whatever, that's right, Martin Lewis, blah, blah, blah, blah, tickets on sale, done it, rolling, team, damn. Had that on deck. I had four stadiums I was going to do with Joe Rogan and Dave. I had my own dates. I had the motherfucking Pixar movie that was supposed to drop. I just did Netflix Degenerate.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Just ripped Monique's special. And it was popping. And then... Pump the brakes. And I was like... A motherfucker got frustrated with Hollywood. Like, man, fuck that. But then, really digging into this podcast,
Starting point is 00:57:42 got to really find out who I am, what I could do the candle shout out to rita tell it uh we got a lot of good things but it felt like i was like i was like oh man hollywood y'all can't with us we can't do nothing ding ding ding do it yourself yeah we think about it we are hollywood that is true and it's a different time we have the internet we can do Do it yourself. Yeah. Think about it. We are Hollywood. That is true. And it's a different time. We have the internet.
Starting point is 00:58:09 We can do anything, anywhere. We are Hollywood. We create just like this or anybody's like these shows. I keep getting these shows canceled. I'll say it. I'm not even tripping over that. I'm going to make the Donnell Rawlings show. One of the dopest podcasts. In the world.
Starting point is 00:58:30 I could do it. I know it. I see my teamwork. My team flew in. Let's get it popping. I got drunk the night before. Y'all mad. Are you going to be up for the podcast? I'm like, are you going to be up for the podcast? Fuck you, bitch. I want y'all to know that Donnell gave me a karma.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Why? He gave me a karma ticket. Tell him what that is. So it's a booklet and it is the official karma violation ticket book. Exactly. And it basically allows people like Donnell
Starting point is 00:58:58 to write tickets. Why do you have to say my name like that? Donnell. Donnell gave me a ticket for hurting intentionally and using destructively oh a a person or the environment no explain to the people all the violations up there okay it says notice this cited behavior was in violation of the spirit of Karma and the Karma Police Code sections. Thank you. So there's a 1.1, bare face lying. 1.2, cheating in a game, in a relationship.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Oh, I know I'm about to violate somebody with that one. I got tickets for everybody for that one, but go ahead. In a business. Two, three, disgustingly thoughtless, whatever that is. Four, borrowing with intent to keep so that's stealing oh shit so the girls elaine and them about to write me a ticket yeah they could be like and he got out paying listen hurting intentionally using destructively a person that's the two that you gave me avoiding an issue just plain rude and obnoxious you need need one. Incorrigibly lewd and less vicious.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Is that what you're close on? Is that close on or close off? Reprehensibly irresponsible, underhanded, and diabolical. That's you. Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish. Diabolical? Blindly self-serving and self-obsessed. Diabolical?
Starting point is 01:00:21 Donna Rawlings. Hopelessly spaced out and dangerously unaware you're not that um so it's only one of them i'm not oh and then you get if if you get good karma you get a um commendation for behavior on the highest intention and then you gave me the ticket and your note was being mean to her dad oh zaddy shut up i'm right for you that was supposed to be a D. You can't be B to me. I can't believe, I can't believe diabolical is diabolical?
Starting point is 01:00:54 It's diabolical. I'm diabolical? I think you are. Do you want the textbook definition of diabolical? I need to read. I need to hear that. I just figured out narcissist. This one nigga ready for the answer. I need to hear that. I just figured out Narcissist. This one nigga
Starting point is 01:01:05 ready for the answer. Get this pencil right here. I need that. I got all types of smudge stuff. I'm going to smudge this out of this episode. But you know what?
Starting point is 01:01:15 It is good to have you out here. I've been having such a great time, man. And you always have my back. I can't front. You always have my back.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Exactly. Especially when I don't want to listen. You can't wait to say, I tried to tell you. I'm like, tell me again. But you know I love you, Donnell. You know, everything I do for you is out of love. Because I respect you.
Starting point is 01:01:32 When we woke up this morning, son. When we woke up this morning. Wait, wait, wait. Diabolical. Characteristic of the devil. Or so evil as to be subjective of the devil. I ain't taking that shit. What do you mean devil
Starting point is 01:01:45 disgracefully bad or unpleasant devil did you say that's the textbook definition read it again characteristic
Starting point is 01:01:53 of the devil read it again so evil as to be you wanna repeat it that you's calling me the devil huh
Starting point is 01:02:01 disgracefully bad you calling me the devil sometimes you can be devilish come on dono what no but i love you and i know we get into our fights and our arguments but i just hit you with hiroshima i need to write you a ticket where you at then that's where it is fuck that i don't want to be a river nigga no more. Back to the streets. I'm not the devil. I'm Donair Rawlins. This is the Donair Rawlins Show.
Starting point is 01:02:28 With Javanta hatin' ass snicker eatin' Roberts. We are in Yellow Spring and guess what? We are savin' the summer with comedy. Live, love, and laugh, bitch. If you don't like it, you're gonna take this. Shout out to Get Right. We're gonna be back soon to get you right. But let me tell y'all something too. All y'all soccer moms worryin' about y'all dishes and y'all pants. Y'all don't like it, you're going to take this. Shout out to Get Right. We're going to be back soon to get you right. But let me tell y'all something, too.
Starting point is 01:02:46 All y'all soccer moms worrying about y'all dishes and y'all pants. Y'all don't get shit. Get the fuck out my face and take this. Good night, everybody. Oh, I got one more thing I want to leave them with like this. I ain't even ever used this one, son. Y'all know what it is. Shout out to RZA.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Wait a minute. I almost got it. Y'all know what it is. Shout out to RZA. Fucked up again. Wait a minute. I almost got it. Y'all know what it is. Shout out to RZA. Fucked up again. Wait a minute. Oh, nigga. Julius, how you program this shit?
Starting point is 01:03:11 Get me out of here. Hold on. Man, I can't do it. Hold on. Hold on. See, that's God. Oh, no. Like ugly.
Starting point is 01:03:17 That's God the devil? God, don't fuck. God, look at me, God. Come on. Come on. Come on, God. Oh, there it is. Thank you, God.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Thank you, Yellow Springs. Thank you, Javanta. The Daniel Rowling Show! Thank you. Hi. Welcome to Uninterrupted, the after talk for the Donna Rawlings show. I'm your host, Gervonta Roberts. You may know me as the poster girl, and I never get to talk because Donna doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. Wait, you hear that? Nothing. Because Donnell is nowhere to be found.
Starting point is 01:04:52 On this show, we get to revisit topics that we've mentioned, address anything we may have missed, and cover any subscriber questions. So stay tuned.

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