Donnell - Did We Do That?? 420 Episode.

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

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I'm trying not to interrupt I'm trying not to interrupt I'm trying not to interrupt The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. so I'm happy as shit, son. No, I'm happy as shit, son. And I know people like, this is the beginning of the podcast. Yeah, nigga, we know why you so happy, because it's 420, nigga.

We all happy right now. And I am happy. I'm happy for that reason. I'm happy because a lot of good things are about to happen. I'm happy because, shout out to everybody from the DMV area that came out to the drive-in show with myself, Red Grant, Joe Clare, Dominique Whitten. We lit DC on fire, son. I already know if you had the mic. Yo, but not even.

Yeah, that's a good point. I like that. I already know if you had the mic. Where's your mic? You got to talk on your mic, son. Oh, shoot, my bad. Don't worry about it. I'm so relaxed.

It ain't a stand-up mic. It ain't a stand-up. I'm sorry. I'm so relaxed. I'm going to tell you why he's nervous right now. I'm going to tell you why he's nervous with that microphone right now. Leave me alone, man. No, I'm not going to leave you alone.

This is 420. I can do whatever the fuck I want to do. And don't piss me off because I don't know if you know, but I'm overly sensitive. He actually is, right? People who talk the most shit are overly sensitive. What do you mean? What do you mean? What are you talking about?

That's amazing, though. People who... No, you're fucking with me right now. No, you said I am sensitive. Yeah. Can you give me examples where you've seen me be sensitive? Oh, with Charlamagne. Anytime you go on that show, you say you're sensitive.

You're sensitive. You're sensitive. Why did you do that? Why did you do that? Exactly. You can say something. Let me let you. I want to be clear. I'm not sensitive about that, but the fact you said that,

that was a very low blow. That was a very low blow. And that was coming from your experience as an actor. You're like, let me shut this nigga down real quick. I'm going to hit him with his own fucking, okay. I'm not sensitive. I'm not sensitive. Just don't waste my money or my time.

Backstory of that. This is the second appearance on this podcast. Like, I never have anybody. You're the second one. You're like a repeater, nigga. You're like the most interviewed person about podcast. Hey, that does that with two interviews. And does that come with does that come with a prize or something?

No, don't come to the prize. It comes in a relationship. It comes with we have opportunity. Two of us have opportunity to talk to each other. Pick each other's brain. All that's absolutely a DM back. There you go. Oh, what a DM back a DM back. What is a? Direct message. Like that sound effect.

Appreciate that. Oh, nigga, don't do it. Don't do it. Uh-oh. What you like? I'm getting your negative energy off of my shirt. That's what I'm doing. And it's sensitive.

That's what I'm doing. All day's sensitive. That's what I'm doing. All day, though. And I saved your bitch ass blocks, too. Come on, man. We're not going to do that. Okay, we're not going to do that. Oh, he lit me up, boy. We're not going to do that.

Set me up. I didn't set you up. But I'm happy you're here today. I'm happy you're here today because today is a big day. It's 420. Motherfuckers are celebrating. Yes, sir. 420, motherfuckers are celebrating. Yes sir. 420.

And you pulled up with a whole, what does that shit called, an Airstream. And I didn't know you was gonna pull up like that. You was like, where you at? I'm in LA, I'm like, I'm moving around. I'm doing the park as you said, I'm gonna pull up. I thought he was gonna pull up in his car. This nigga pulled up with a whole

Make America Great Again truck. Yo, no, I'm not disrespecting. I'm talking about the size of the truck. That is a modified Urkelmobile. No, I know it's an Urkelmobile. One part is... Yeah, Make America Great Again. No, one part of it is an Urkelmobile, but the other part is a

MAGA joint, son. Toyota Tundras, 15 payloads and shit. Those are all, them them trucks, they had them big-ass goddamn flags. I don't know where these white people got all these big flags. This material would have worked in October, but we have a new president, we don't even talk about that. No, no, no, it's not even, it's not even, it's not, we're gonna have a positive conversation, okay? Because that was very dismissive. And I'm sensitive as shit, nigga. You just shitted on my joke, nigga.

And it wasn't even a joke. It was a regular conversation. And you said, you said this material would have worked in October, nigga. I ain't been doing no material since this pandemic, son. It's been just life what i say is life yo i can't believe this i would never try to i would never try talking to him man talk to me i would never try to come why are you coming on the show so disrespectful so early on i'm i'm high you high okay okay this is what it is. You know what it is?

And I don't... No, this is... I gotta say this. I know they said I'm interrupting. I know what it is. To show, we're a strand. We're both strands. I'm Sativa, and you Indica.

It makes sense. Hold on. Did I just get insulted? I don't know. Did I... You could not be... You would understand how smart of an idea that is. Sativa is my favorite strand.

Sativa is the, I'm going to be your favorite nigga. Sativa is the DMX-y shit, sir. Yo, you know what I'm saying? Yo, yo, what it at? Give me a drink. Where you at, Mickey? Where you at? Yo, yo.

R.I.P. I miss him so much already. But that's what sativa is. An indica is, for the most part, the strand that's supposed to relax you. And the way people say you know this is that indica means in the couch, right? You smoke it, and you're going to be in the couch. Any pot smoker knows that. And a sativa is the hyper joint.

And I think that we both represent a strand today. You are indica, and indica is also a disrespectful strand, too. How you throw that in there? Why you throw what you're throwing in there, nigga? We throwing shit in. Let's just throw shit in, son. That's a little kidney shot right there. A little comedy kidney shot, man.

You got to play with me. Because I know you have a boss personality in a story I was trying to share the first time he came. We had talked about it and I was so happy, man, because everybody knows you're a fucking icon, you know, you're a TV legend, you know, and you type of motherfucker. So many generations will say I grew up with this motherfucker from kids to grandmas and all that type of shit.

So I was excited. I was excited, you was like, yo, I got this idea for this project, this is a recap. We still gon' do this shit. Nigga, you know you fired me, nigga. We still gon' do this shit. You didn't fire me? Have you seen your replacement at work?

But you secret, you might not say nothing, sir. Why would I film it and not release it? Come on, man. No, you felt it, but I thought you recasted me, son. I didn't recast you. Goddamn, that's how you really felt. You felt replaced. I did feel replaced.

I felt like. No, I felt replaced. No, I felt fired, nigga. No, I felt like. Honestly, I felt like we needed to take a moment to regroup. You know what I'm saying? We both learned how to interact with each other better. You know what I'm saying?

No, no. Apparently, I came at you left. You came over me left, left, left. I came at you left, but then you were just kind of like, yo, yo, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. There you no. Apparently I came at you left. You came over me left, left, left. But then you were just kind of like, yo, yo, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. There you go, I already did it. Okay, let's say this.

Y'all don't understand. Y'all know this motherfucker's an actor. That's one person. This is a recap of another show. But the director nigga is a whole different nigga y'all ain't seen. You nigga, he like, who I'm talking to? You.

Derry definitely had to direct a nigga. Tell them what it was for when I pulled up and I asked him to do a voiceover for me for actually a project associated with this. Okay. And if the artist hadn't flamed out, I would have gotten it done, but I just shelved it for a second.

But I'm going to come back and do it and we're going to blow the roof off the place with this. But I came in to get some voice drop from him, a voiceover. And when I arrived, he already had recorded everything and he just handed me the thumb drive and was like, There you go, I already did it for you, you can go. And I was like, wow, like if Disney or somebody hired you to do a voice for like one of their cartoons or something or whatever, then you would be like, he would just show up and be like, well, I already recorded this shit. So let me know when it premieres at the El Capitan. You know what I'm saying?

Like, don't. That is not what happened. What happened was you said you were going to be here for a certain time. I had just shot two podcasts. Here's the real story. I shot two podcasts, right, and I kept telling Javanta. I kept telling Javanta. I was like, yo, I got to do this voiceover.

And you was late, son. You didn't mention that part. You didn't mention that part. You were late. I'm waiting for you. I'm like, well, this nigga will come in here with a smoke screen or some shit, like some dancers or whatever came late so I was like while I was waiting for you I said let me go take a stab at this let me go

take a stab at it right and I'm not a voice actor he's a trained voice actor he going to a booth with another motherfucker I need taking takes and takes and takes so I did that and I what I had was the good takes, right? He comes in late with a script. Mind you, the day before, he said, this is going to be real loose. You know, we're going to just have fun with it. This nigga come with a script, and the script had notes on the side. Nick, you know about, you know the motherfucker got the notes on the side and did like arc here and energy shifts, repeat that.

He had a whole script with this shit on it and he was balling it up and he was like so this is what i need you to do and he kept doing this shit right and i said could you want to listen um you were late so do you want to listen no this is what i need you to do and i'm not good at this shit and he kept on grilling me and grilling me and then The motherfucker told me this because I started improv a little bit every time I improv he started breathing hard I'm not shit by telling people how you ain't shit. Nigga, fuck that. This was, fuck family matters, this matters. Right, you, every time I would say something, he was clearing his throat like, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Yo, he was like, he started tapping it like, right, and then, and I'm getting nervous right now, and y'all know I'm ready to walk out. I'm two seconds away from get the fuck out of here the motherfucker hit me with this I wish we could go close right now he said he said these words are money now did he said did he said I'm gonna go back y'all get the dramatic effect he said these words are money he said don't waste my money yes what the late niggas said to me he said don't waste my money but I was like I didn't even know I was getting paid I paid you

you pay you pay me I was great but I couldn't wait to jump on your ass I can't wait he bought me one of them big Michael Jordan bottles of tequila I was like alright nigga we even. It was an inhale. And then I didn't hear from him. Didn't I hear from him? I was like, he fucking fired me. I was like, fuck it, you fucking fired me. David already passed.

I wasn't gonna, I mean, there was no. Mama told me one day it was gonna happen. But reason why. We gonna do that project though i would man man the fact that i could that will tear it up dog whatever you want yo i told you straight up man just like certain people just say i got this idea it's like just you know certain people like whatever the i love that about y'all people don't realize how valuable that is though in this town it's like you're ultimately i always tell people like your greatest currency in this business isn't the money you made

the last big quote that you had met it's the people you know and it's like that's your number one currency in this town I really feel like in the world but in this town and it's like it's so cool to fucks with y'all crew I mean from top to bottom Mo

Candyman you you, Matthew, Dave, Michelle, whatever. You've created whether you want to acknowledge it or not, because you've got to rip on each other sometimes. You keep each other honest, iron sharpens iron, but you've created a family. And it's just dope to be able

to have that kind of relationship with Cats, man, where there's certain people, like King Bach, Lamar Morris, they can call me for anything. I don't even need to see a script. They call me, I'm like, okay, obviously they need some talent. They need some talent. They need talent, and they need talent, and they don't want to pay it.

And it's okay. If I'm going to need some talent, I don't go get paid. Let's get it. Swap that shit off. But that is, that's definitely important in Hollywood. You don't feel that anymore. But it's so funny because we kind of, like, we got connected with the river. Like, the whole time was in the summer.

And I tell people, they're like, how do you feel about Hollywood? I'm like, fuck Hollywood, man. I was like, I found a replacement for Hollywood. And the replacement for Hollywood was nature. It was easy shit. And we was living so fucking simple. That last summer was just the best man like there was summer camp man in yellow springs it's just something i'll never forget because anxiety was at an all-time high girlfriend was breaking up for me i was losing my hair

it was going you was going through it i was going through some shit yo and that's and but you connected with it because we were talking the other day, and we were talking about what are the plans for the summer. I was like, there might be a possibility that we do some makeup shows from last year. I want to play the kickball game. That was the reason why I even got blown out there with the kickball. But wait a minute, who team were you going to be on? It was supposed to be my team versus Bob Saget, Full House versus...

Now, first off, guess what? We wasn't doing that fucking, What you just said is so. Derry. Derry. You see the bullshit Cena tried to pull? First off, the league was this. God damn, what the hell I just said? You walked into some bullshit.

I ain't that high. Yo, you walked into some bullshit, son. I'm explaining what it was. Talib. The kickball started because Talib Khalid was just, he's a bully. Talib's a bully? What? Yo what yeah he a bully he look at you up and down like this yeah everything oh wait do that again yeah he's a bully some kind of way we start talking about kickball right which it seems like we

kick your ass I was like kickball so we had two teams he was like, we're going to kick your ass. I was like, kickball? So we had two teams. He was the streets. And he, no, we was the creeks. And he represented the streets. Right. He picked all motherfuckers that had records and shit. You know, he had niggas that could spit bars. I was looking at niggas' calves. He said I cheated, right?

He said, yo, he didn't pick fair. I was picking people that I knew and stuff. He was picking people by their calf muscles. I love my man 40. I looked at that nigga calves, I was like, you ain't on our team. He was like, yo son, word to mother. I was like, word to mother,

get the fuck over there with the streets. And we kicked the fucking streets ass three games in a row. Score was like 14 to 13. We was murdering these motherfuckers, right? They still wouldn't surrender, surrender, right? So the week that you came in, they was like this. Yeah, senior was like, yeah, we're going to do something different. We're going to break the teams up.

Because y'all coming. Because y'all got a whole shit. Marlon Wayans was supposed to come? Yeah. Yo, they tried to break the league up. I said, not on my dead body, nigga. He was like, yeah, we're going to break it up and just mix. I was like, we're not mixing the team, nigga.

I'm fucking with Patrick. I'm fucking with my motherfucker. I'm fucking with motherfuckers I roll with. Samson killed that shit. That motherfucker a little short little short strong fast ass motherfucker me and Bob Saget and Marlon Wayans

was gonna have something to say about that nah first off no Bob Saget wasn't gonna say shit fuck that he wasn't gonna play the nigga got fucked up knees

he already said it he already said I tried to get him in the motherfucking canoe he wasn't fucking with the canoe so you think he gonna not fuck

with the canoe and then kick with a fucked up knee? Yo, son. And we never, it never went down because the goddamn bubble got busted. Yep. No, that wasn't the week that that happened. Yes, it was.

Was it? Yes, it was. That was a big, that weekend, this is what we're going to do. Yes, you're right, damn it. Why you trust him and not trust me? I said the same fucking thing. You look at this white man right in his eyes. You look at this cracker-ass motherfucker right in his eyes and say, yeah, you're right.

I said the same motherfucking thing. And you ain't Hollywood no more, nigga. You changed. You changed because you got your purple Urkel, nigga. That's how the black people say it. Nigga goes, oh, he changed. I saw him on the podcast with his little purple Urkel. With your little purple Urkel.

Okay. It ain't Lil, so open it and let them know. I want them thinking it's Lil. No, it's not. But, okay. First off, it's interesting because I'm pretty sure this is one of the first interviews you've had since you launched. Yeah. Because I was just going to get some backstory or whatever, right?

I Googled you, nigga. You know you nice on the Google when you put J-A and no other letters and your shit just pop up, son. It's the truth, nigga. I'm telling some real shit son like you put J.A. and then

your shit come up and then I but then this is the thing I saw I got nervous son cause the first

thing that popped up it was a TMZ joint you know that TMZ logo and I need I need glasses right

I said I saw it and I saw, and it said TMZ. I was like, what this perfect nigga done did, right? And I looked, and there was a story about you launching this. And I knew instantly it was a big deal because it was a New York Post, Rolling Stone. It was like two pages of, like, whoever your publicist is or whatever did a great job. Because it was like, and I'm like this old shit.

I'm hot off the press. I got the motherfucker before he could say, I don't have time for that, Donnell. These are words, and it's don't waste my money. I can't waste a nigga's money twice in a lifetime. Right? But going back, we're in Yellow Springs. You came out there. And I don't know if people know this about you.

Because you're like an American favorite. But they don't know the arrogance level you have. When it comes to the weed that you smoke. Am I right? Please tell me when I'm lying, son. You're very arrogant about, I saw you literally turn down three blunts. Am I lying?

I saw you. You scary perceptive. Yo, no, I know what it is. Like, this motherfucker was looking at shit like this. No, not so much. Yeah, no thank you. Thanks, but no thanks. It's the bomb.

Keep it for yourself. I'm telling the truth, son. I'm not lying, nigga. You was arrogant as shit. You made me scared to pull out weed, nigga. I had a nickel bag. I was like, this nigga about to piss on me if I pull this shit out. I had my shit like, I was like, and what he did was, this is what he did.

This is what you did. You surveyed the area. And you let everybody know, I've smoked weed in California. Right? You did all that shit, and we looking at you like, all right, nigga, the fuck is you smoking? And then this is what you did. You, like, poured out a bottle, son.

Let me see. Oh, reenactment. He turned his nose on everybody else's weed like, ugh. You know how a dog smell peppers and shit like that? It's like. He was looking at our weed like. Right? And then we was like, what the fuck you old Hollywood ass

motherfucker, Urkel ass nigga, what weed you got? And the nigga put it, he did like this. Yeah. He did like this. Let me do the motion, you practice this. What is this shit? I'm gonna show you what you did. Can you fix my wrist?

No, you did like this. I didn't know I was gonna put this shit there. No, you did, you did like this, you said. You did like this, you said. I didn't flop nothing. You did like this, you said. I didn't flop nothing. You did like this, son. You said.

You an asshole. Yo, I'm telling you. You an asshole. You got everybody looking at you like, nigga, is it open or what? He was like, is it open or what? Are you? You an asshole. Like three minutes of shit.

He did that. and then he popped. Oh, see, that's freshness, nigga. Y'all just look. Did y'all hear that? Nigga, ain't nothing in here, nigga! Because it's in here, fool. You ain't open a damn thing. Yo!

Here, you want me to flop just for you? Yes. Okay, we're gonna start over. I was all excited. Hold on. And then he even tightened up an empty bottle like that. Okay. This is what he did. We did that, right. He did like this. And then we was like this. We was like this.

Oh, shit, nigga. What's that? That's the noodle, nigga. And we was like, nigga, we don't know nothing about no noodles, nigga. He knew we was noodle niggas, right? He knew we didn't know what. Let me tell y'all something i hit one of those noodles life-changing i i felt i was like now i know where he get his arrogance from it's the it's the noodle it's a really what's this uh fussel slaney what's the name of this

noodle rotini pasta routine now it's the F noodle. It's not Fusilli. It's not what? It's not Fusilli. Say it a louder, please. Fusilli, nigga. Could you turn the microphone? Fusilli. You act like he knew some motherfuckers that knew how to pronounce that shit. I already know.

I was a step ahead of you. It's like, here, you coming for me? Fusilli, I'm not coming for you. I love you, nigga. I'm not coming for you, man. I'm not. This is not Kill Tony. It's all love. Ain't nobody coming for you man i'm not this is not kill tony it's all love ain't nobody coming for you i don't

i want both of us to win in a conversation in a conversation now the kickball but now you got to be nervous of a to let you know like damn i was really looking forward to that kickball i mean like he had he them big-ass trophies from kickball and shit. Come with the little Arthur-ass shorts. I came with cleats. So, for people that not know, like, your life and what you partake in. Noodle, baby. How was it, motherfucker, like this?

Fuck is Urkel doing selling weed? Why weed, son? You know niggas gonna say that. Nah, you know what? The Purple Urkel strain has been around for like 20 years. Really? 20 years. And so everybody, you know how everybody always sends you a picture of yourself when you're on TV?

Right. Or if you're in the press or something like that. Damn this noodle fire. Go ahead, son. As if they're the press or something like that. Damn this noodle fire. Go ahead. As if they the only one to send you that shit. Right. So that really happened to me for just many, many years. People always in dispensaries sending me images of myself on products that I wasn't even associated

with. What? And you can't attack. You can't attack everybody. You can, but it was like, why would you sue somebody in a trap world? If they're making a lot of money. Yeah, but they're trapped. So it was like going after companies for putting your face on a rolling track.

You mean bootleg? Yeah, exactly. Bootleg. So it was like, how are you going to sue bootleggers? You know what I'm saying? And this was probably happened at a time where cannabis wasn't in the mainstream. Absolutely. So you're talking about 2005, 2006.

Taboo. Taboo, stigma, everything. So I was just, I had some good dudes that I go skiing with and they were smoking that weekend. I was probably about 32 and I finally smoked some good shit.

I know the feeling. Right? That's why I looked at you, right? Because it was like, I'm going to let you take that. See, I got to pass the time there because most black people

don't start on good shit. No, and you don't. You start on niggas like, yo, what's that, Reggie? They don't know nothing about no strand. Go on the East Coast. Like, what you want, nigga? Well, what's that, gas? They strand, I didn't call it gas and fire.

And California will really make you a weed snob. It will. Yeah, it'll make you a weed snob, exactly. So it was like. Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead. These guys, they had that good shit. It was like, yo, what is this? And I would consume it pretty much like I would good wine

because I didn't know. It's so funny you said that because I was going to say that. What were you going to say? Once you start becoming a connoisseur of it or whatever, you start finding different qualities. I know it or whatever, you start finding different qualities. I know it sounds crazy. You start finding different qualities and different strands. And then you want to, just like a

bottle of white wine or red wine, whatever mood you're in. I know this, but niggas will be like, they change. You want to pair shit sometimes. Yeah, you want to pair shit. You want to pair shit. It improves your taste buds. I mean, I remember one time my nanny man made me a steak, and I must have been so high because I was literally complimented on every bite.

If I had 22 bites of this, I was like, damn, la la, this is so good. That's a hybrid. That's a hybrid, son. That's a hybrid. That's fantastic. That's a hybrid with a dominant sativa strand, what you just mentioned. Woo! I know that shit.

And so getting back to the story though, people would send me my image all the time from dispensaries and stuff like that. And then as I started consuming it

when I was about 32, 33, I'm like, man, this sucks. I can't make it. When you was, I thought you was still 26, nigga. Shit, man.

I mean, I try to stay young, bro. Yeah, you look nice. No homo, Paul Charlemagne. Get the fuck back. Fall back. Fall back, nigga. Gotta put that warning, bro. Yeah, you look nice. No homopause. Charlemagne, get the fuck back. Fall back. Fall back, nigga. Got to put that warning out there.

Yeah. But as it really started to just become more legal, it was just very obvious to me that this was going to become the wine industry of the next generation. Did you ever think that you partaking in the cannabis business would distort the image people have of you like if you always been like person like I can't protect my energy my image my image my image you know those people kind of annoy me actually not because I

because I just I sacrificed my image to be quite honest because I just loved acting that much at that age so it's like you know you don't think I'm 15 years old I want to get in the gym and lift weights and change my hair or whatever, but I knew doing those things would compromise the character and the opportunity that I had at the time. So it was like I'm pretty dedicated when it comes to that kind of stuff, though.

But getting back to the purple thing, I just wanted to finish that, though, where it was like as it became more legal, I knew that I had a chance to brand it myself. And the thing was, I couldn't find any quality in the word legal. Oh, so you're saying this for y'all to understand, he was like, I wouldn't fuck with them low level niggas

until they get to a point where they can fuck with a nigga. Yeah, like, I was like. I just translated that, but go ahead. Like, the purple look I would find in like, dispensaries, whatever, was just trash, just garbage. So instead of suing somebody, it was like, yo, make a better product. Bam, son. That's it's it just boom just make a better product and once we were able to really achieve the better product uh with 17 labs the company that i'm working with um it was

just like just that kind of everybody just staring around the room like did we really do that whose idea was it to um is this like the thing in a different country so who idea was it like what how was a to say man i'm gonna roll the thing in a different country? Who idea was it? How high was a nigga to say, man, I'm going to roll a joint with a noodle, nigga? Who did that? What was that Asian nigga name? No hate on the Asians. I'm sorry, man.

Please, Asians. Come on, man. Just give me my clothes, man, and put some more shrimp in there. I ain't hate, man. I'm just mad, man. Just put some more shrimp in there. Okay, back to what we were saying. Just put some more shrimp in there. Back to creating'm just mad man just put some more shrimp in there okay back back to creating it blowing the image right you see how i just ruined my career five seconds oh

my gosh don't you remember hey hey don't don't you remember the uh the rap interludes though where the rappers would be like fighting with the uh the the chinese takeout delivery man all the time it was funny who's wait who's what was that the fujis i don't remember the interlude from the food who isn't it though can we have one that's the white man would he know that no he wouldn't know that question okay i had one i had an asian voice you did nigga shut the mouse motherfucker suck my dick dick suck fucker asshole Nigga Newport fucker mouth That's a Disney That's an Asian Get mad as you keep coming to the store Shut the fucker mouth

They shut the goddamn fucker Yo she call that shit out She know who it is You got that That's a DC Asian I will take Yeah that was a DC I will take LA Mexicans

For 400 Alex That's a DC Asian For. Asian for the win. And for the bonus round, what are the ingredients in mumbo sauce? I know, too, Nicky. Yo, yo, yo, I know, too. Can we get? Oh, man. This is a special day.

We're going to talk. We ain't got nothing to do but talk, right? The cannabis industry. You want to see what I brought you? Yeah, nigga, you don't want to keep on talking these other stories? Come on, man. Let me see.

We did it. Shout out. I'm an influencer? I feel like I have too much gray hair. Yo, what's wrong with selling candles, nigga? I thought you was going to say that makes... think I thought he's gonna say that makes you sensitive nigga yo Oh Rita I know you're watching new candle drop we'll have a candle called

sensitivity Oh nigga y'all to me yo big yeah big I'm sensitive bigger oh shit see you you you really are arrogant man this is a whole demonstration sir I'm saying oh just a motherfucking motherfucking. That's the pod, man. This the pod. Y'all don't even know about the pod. Is this a one-time? Is this a one-time use? I'm good, nigga. Hold on. God damn, dog. I was going to try to help you open it.

Okay, help me open that. I know the pods. I lose this. You got to hold these pods because people will steal these. They'll be like, they look at you and see how quick you get a pod back. If you don't get a pod back in 10 seconds, the pod is gone. They're going to hit you for your pod. The pod. Oh, shit. What is this? Hot sauce? What is this? Wait a minute. This is gone. They're going to hit you for your pot.

Oh, shit. What is this? Hot sauce? What is this? Wait a minute. This is the one that's going to be, Dave, that's THC-infused syrup for your waffles. Oh! That's THC-infused syrup for your waffles. You got waffles?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. Hold up. Go ahead and open it. Why are you going gonna rush me man Yeah Oh shit Cash on waffle maker

Oh it's a waffle maker up in here Oh this nigga killing them niggas With the waffle maker nigga Oh Oh Oh That nigga face on there That nigga put his whole face Oh! Oh! Oh, that nigga face on there. That nigga put his whole face.

Oh, this shit heavy. I'm like, bitch, where my waffles at? Get the Urkel iron. Yo, I can't even. I won't be able to get no more waffles, no more iron. I was like, bitch, I told you to get the Urkel fucking pan. Yo, y'all don't understand. Cast iron is the best thing to cook on.

I said that. I said the nigga face is in his... This is real deal. This is dope, son. Where the chicken at, nigga? Oh, shit. And I got this because I'm an influencer influence you to you to you you the number one noodle user I am I really love it and that's even with me saying talking about the partnership I'm out to have with THC design I'm about to get some strange shit going, too. But this shit is dope, son.

Appreciate you, man. For real. You know what I'm saying? The weight on this. You mean that? You mean the waffle house? You mean that on there? Hey, listen.

You should have seen Mike Tyson's reaction. What'd he say? Mike Tyson. Oh, Phil Waffle? We opened it up. He was just like. He said, you got it for the waffle waffles? Stop it.

No, I'm joking, man. Fuck it. All right. What did you say? What did Mike? What was Mike's reaction? Nigga. Really?

Yeah, you did fuck it up with this, son. Yo, this is. But, you know, I'm telling you, I mean, what? What? Why? This is. I'm a sensitive person, why this is so special to me is because I was sold just on the motherfucking product. I was like, nigga, just give me a couple bottles.

You remember how many times I was like, nigga, what's up with the noodles? No, he don't even understand. And what did you say? What did I say? About the noodles. What did I say? You want me to tell him what you really said? What did I say? When want me to tell them what you really said? What did I say, Donnell?

When the next jet going out there. I mean, if y'all going to take all my product, can I get a plane ticket? Can I hitch a ride? No, you know what I'm saying? You ride you know like all right Donnell will smoke up all your shit and be funny in between every noodle son I don't smoke everybody's shit in fact yo you yo your this shit was so funny I put my shit away I saw you put this I put my shit away and then look yo let me tell you something this is really what happened I was the noodles was a special occasion for me you know see a new crystal bitch or something,

you be like this, you ever had a noodle? Right? And they started, I was starting to smoke them. Remember one time I opened my bottle and I had one noodle almost, I lost my shit, son. I was like, yo, I was telling y'all, I was like, what the fuck is y'all niggas doing? I said, this is what I said.

I said, which one of you niggas motherfuckers smoked my noodles? I remember we was at the shack. We was at the shack. What'd I say, sir? We was at the shack. You went off about people messing with your noodles. What'd I say? What'd I say, sir?

I think that's true of mine, but it's all good. Possession is to, son? I think that's pretty fine, but it's all good. You know, possession is to, you know, nine days of ownership. Yo, I was. I was really, I really sensed

about that noodle. And your team, and then you pulled up to the show, I said earlier, in the Airstream. In the Airstream. I got to show you the pod,

though. The king, Dave, Dave going to flip over the pod. Oh, my agent, son. Hold on. Excuse me. It's my agent.

Hold on. Excuse me. You got to get that job. Hello? You got to get the job. That's a good second because I'm writing him into my podcast and I'm being really cocky. He said, excuse me, that's my agent on the line. So hopefully it's some good.

Sounds like an offer. So you have another opportunity for me. This is our, what, third opportunity this week? Yes! I like opportunities. I like all opportunities. I really... I love her, 100%.

I love her. That's a no-brainer. And as we're in a relationship with me, she can be like, oh, I love that little nigga. Yes, it makes a lot of sense. Fourth opportunity this week. Alright, yes, but let's just keep calling with the opportunities.

I'm here smoking noodles right now. I really appreciate that. This last word, it's my pleasure. That's what a Jew is here for. Thank thank you Jew Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with you peeps that was very good yo so how far are you like how far are you taking it with

your love of cannabis do you plan on venturing in into food because that's like the next level everybody trying to infuse shit definitely like I want to blend cannabis with with culinary arts. You know, I'm like, I'm a big foodie. I can always try to find the best of everything.

By the way. What do you mean a big foodie? Like foodie. Like I'm like, foodie. Nigga, I'm going to do the pot. Nigga, why you keep throwing the pot in my face? Oh, my bad. I was just like, I had opened it up.

This shit fire. Okay, so you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to do what I want to do. Because this is a show. Oh, this is cool as shit, man. Yeah, you cupped it. You cupped it. You show. Oh, this is cool as shit, man. Yeah, you cupped it. You cupped it.

You cupped it. I told you. I told you. It automatically, you're like, yeah, where y'all going to be? I'm going over there. You know, you cupped it. You cupped it. It's mine, though.

I'm going to put it back in here because I have to do the test now. All right? Because you act like I was being pushy. Now you figure out how to open it without tearing it down. And this is a disclaimer, everyone. This is what everyone that's involved with the production of this show has either been vaccinated on their second vaccination

and have the antibodies and to make sure everyone's secure after that, everyone was individually tested for the COVID-19 vaccine. So let's just be clear with that. And I just wanted to say that. Now back to the show that's gonna be gonna tell you why it's like it's gonna be you know I hate them

the niggas like this where's the mask okay oh nigga where's the but I'm not a Trump supporter but I'm about to be an anti-masker I'm like yo I'm just fed up man I'm like didn't matter what you say they don't want to hear I'm like, yo, I'm just fed up, man. I'm like, it doesn't matter what you say. They don't want to hear it. I'm like, two Pfizer shots later. Leave me alone. Right. But I understand like this. Like, OK, I get it. Shut up.

Then I'm off the road. A nigga. I'm off the road. Like you also. Yo, I'm like this. They got got the antibodies now. And I got the motherfucker. You got the shot, son.

I got the shot. You got the white shot or the black shot? Okay, I got the white shot. I already know which one it is. Come on, I can answer these. This is a game show. I'm on the game show now. Wait.

And you still got to open that box. I ain't letting you up. That was racist as shit, son. No, that's the white. I opened the box already. No, no, no, the little one. You can't open it. It's frustrated black man proof.

You'll see. All right, show it to me again. Where is it? It's the box. This one? Okay, all right. Which one? This? No, the the box the one that you just shoved to the side what about it what i gotta do and you tried to clown me for hand it to you but it's tricky to open because it's child proof but actually it's actually like frustrated black man proof oh y'all niggas gonna stop playing with me, nigga. Yo, y'all gonna stop playing with me. Yo, apologize, nigga.

Apologize. No. Apologize. Apologize. No. No, I'm not even talking to you. I want apologize from you. I want an apology from you, son, because you started this whole goddamn thing.

All right. I will. No, I will. Fuck, you trying to warm up to the apology, nigga? It's behind you. It's behind you. All right. It's mine.

It's mine. I will. I will what? I will apologize for as long as you take a drag. First off, you can't set the rules for how you apologize. I want my apology to be sincere. I don't give a fuck if it's sincere. I don't want...

As you hit, I will apologize. Okay. All right, you ready? Please stay out of this because you're the next person to apologize. Just calm down. All right. Practice your apology under your breath. I'm sorry.

Thank you. All right, you ready? All right. Hold on. Oh, which side? Yeah, you were sucking from the USB port. Don't say sucking to me and look me in my face, man. Say inhaling, man.

Fuck you talking about sucking. You got two words you can use, suck it or inhale it. All right, hold on. All right, so what side do you inhale from? The black side. Okay, that's even worse. The nigga just BBC'd fucking to me. All right, all right, here we go, here we go.

Donnell, I'm very, very sorry from the bottom of my heart. Hey! Hey! Yo, can we get us some water? For real, he need it. That's how good that shit is. Hey! That shit kicked you in your Adam's apple, didn't it?

Offset. Offset. Offset. That's a rocket. Intermission. Another one down. Everyone on this set has been COVID tested. For those of you who are concerned, we are not no maskers.

We've all been tested. We've all received the vaccine, either the first shot or the second shot. And we want to make sure that you understand we are sensitive to people who believe you should be wearing a mask even while having sex. That was a crazy hit. That's that Mendo, Perps, and Skittles. And when you hit it like that, he might be at Crescent Heights right now. He might be at Crescent Heights. He might be at Crescent Heights. be a crescent heights right now yeah

haha hey Listen, this is... Yo, you don't even understand how... He's back. Let's give it up for Shoshone. Let's give it up for Shoshone. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Woo! Yeah. Yeah.

There you go. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. You like how I told them to get you some water, though? I told them it was serious. They didn't realize.

Yo, why y'all didn't give me no water, man? I told them to. I said, get him some water. Nobody could give me no water? I couldn't find no water. Oh, man. I think you got a hit, son. I said, I think you got a hit.

How do you like that card? You set me up. Okay. hit that that how you like that card you set me up okay i already know i already know what are you supposed to do yo you are elon musk satellite right now so what is what yeah yeah come on that get on my level yeah yes sir yes sir yes sir dog snoop hit that you tricked him to a man he turned around like they trust you man because Snoop hit that Vegas was was I was in Vegas with Snoop and he did the same thing. You know, you know, a nigga don't believe at all. Like they like they thought one way about you.

And so what you square it up. Oh, that's what we do. You square it up. Man, finally, some goddamn water. Yes, sir. What are these blocks up here for? All right. This is really good.

The noodle's really good. Thank you, man. Shout out to THC Design. I've been trying to say it all day, but goddamn, that shit hit me. It just made me back up for a second. Yeah, dog. Yeah. But I'm about to enter the cannabis world myself.

Dog, come on with it. My strand is called, well, the strand that I fell in love with, this company is called Crescendo. Crescendo? Crescendo. All right. What with it. My strand is called, well, the strand that I fell in love with is this company. It's called Crescendo. Crescendo? Crescendo. All right, what's the story behind Crescendo, though? A nigga named it Crescendo.

Okay. You're a better storyteller than that. It makes you feel euphoric and happy and jubilant. Well, this strain is called Stefan. Okay, we got the River Ninja, nigga. Oh, okay. I know, but we trade names, so there's a story behind Stefan, so it's like that's.... I'm okay. I know, but we train names. There's a story behind Stephon. What are you playing, chess?

All right, nigga, that's what we doing. Let me get something to raise you one, nigga. Oh, shit. Hold on. You want to use the THC, sir? Yeah, right there, motherfucker. THC, THC. I have something else, nigga. This nigga's trying, THC. I had something else.

This nigga trying to travel. Everything. I was trying to do enough. Oh, shit. Okay. My son, nigga. Okay. What you got?

Oh, Flavor Flame. That nigga arm gone, though, so you can't really count that. Nigga. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with, nigga. Now we're going to take a time out to connect with someone. I planned this party for us to have spirits and have some drinks and smoke. But another thing about the cannabis industry and the culinary side of it, it's really, really expanding. And I have one of the dopest chefs in the country.

You've had her food when we were doing with Chappelle. Chef Nikki's amazing. She's out here in California. She's worked with some of the biggest celebrities in the game. And her specialty is infused mac and cheese. Nikki, is this infused? Oh, my gosh. It's about to be on.

It's about to be on. Man. What you need? It's about to be on. Call the Uber now. Man, lamb chops. Oh, shit. Are you serious?

We are very serious. And then while we nibble and shit, man, this is gone. It's just the mac and cheese. It's just the mac and cheese. I promise you. All right. Man, this is one of them. You know how food.

You ain't like putting mushroom cheese in it or anything like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, of course not. You need to tell people you need to tell people about uh dave mushroom man stop talking doing my video man let me get come on man let me get one swipe man boom chef nikki you gonna come and talk to talk to us about it oh Yep. I'm coming over here right now. Oh, shit. Round of applause for Chef Nikki. Chef Nikki is like anything that's high profile with somebody in this industry some kind of way, you're going to see Chef Nikki with some food or about to cook some food.

It's me. Oh, my God. Right? So, some crab. Spicy crab with some peppers and onions in the mix. And then I did some brown sugar ginger rosemary lamb chops. Mmm. And then there's some shaved Brussels sprouts kale salad with a little bit of cilantro. Say hi to the white girls.

Did you say shaved Brussels sprouts? Shaved Brussels sprouts and kale. That's every woman in Limit Lulu right now. Every woman, every little Limit Lulu bitch was like, wait, did she say shaved Brussels sprouts? I didn't, I forgot. Yes, I said shaved Brussels sprouts. Damn, that's so good.

And a little bit of lime and some kale. Kale, yeah. Yeah. a little bit of lime and some kale. Kale, yeah. We had Jalil just gave Mike Tyson one of these boxes, right? And he said, Mike Tyson said, what'd you say? You killed him. What'd he say?

What did Tyson say? Yeah, Jalil gave me the box for the show. Okay, so y'all already connected. Yeah, we just did a show last week. Why you act like this is the first person? You have a mic. Yo, you been on everybody's show. I'm the last show, son.

No, dog. No, this is the best show. This is different. This is the best show. This is different. Oh, my God. I can't take all this negative energy man. I can't believe he sat up here like

Donnell this is the first breaking news interview. You didn't get everybody in the box. Not the box. No. Mike Tyson was before you but I don't think you have a problem with that or you want a problem with that. I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with iron.

I don't think so. Alright, chill, chill. Okay, and other news. But yeah, the waffle iron. So we made vegan peach cobbler waffles. So good. So good. And we ate

Jalil's face. He didn't eat? He ate. He ate his own face, I guess. That's kind of weird, but yeah. My face tastes great. You know why he ate his own face? Because he's arrogant. He's like this, I'm so better than myself,

I'll eat myself and I'll still be number one. Indeed. That's how it is, son. This food is delicious. What made you want to like, you've already done a lot of stuff in the culinary area. What made you want to start infusing your food or even going to the cannabis side of food? It was almost kind of like a natural progression. I studied pharmaceutical sciences in college.

And so for me, taking like medicine, technically, cannabis is a medicine. Right. Taking that and merging it into the culinary space was kind of a natural thing as far as like alchemy is concerned. And so I got asked to do my first cannabis-inf by Snoop about four years ago it was crazy everybody was there everybody was there no no no you weren't there do you know how insulting it is

to look at somebody that wasn't there that wasn't there and you said everybody was there I was like no no no almost everybody I mean basically Snoop's friends And you said, everybody said, I was like, no, no, no, no. Almost everybody. Almost everybody.

Yeah. I mean, basically Snoop's friends were all there. Right. Like, in the sense of, like, all the OGs. I'm a friend of Snoop this year. Yeah, you're a friend of Snoop this year. Yeah, so we're going to do it again. We're going to write back. I thought I was like, what?

Last year I didn't make the list, and that's cool, because I wasn't everybody. Okay, now I went down a rabbit hole. This year I'm everybody. I think I'm going to get an invite. Even if Snoop don't invite me, just tell him I work for you. I mean, I work for you. Yeah, man, you've been my sous chef. Both of you have actually been my sous chef.

Who's that? Wow. So here's the thing. Donnell's culinary IQ is a little bit greater, slightly. Hello? Eye contact. Let's do eye contact. No, you about to apologize again.

Thank you, but go ahead. Continue. So, you know, Donnell has been my sous chef for quite some time. We're just now getting you into the system. 48 hours ago. We're still working on it. But Donnell, I mean, my nigga know how to season some food, though. For sure. you know to the system 48 hours ago we're still working on it but donnell i mean my know how to season some food though for sure i can't even hate on them we have we have been on the

grill in the kitchen a lot of times we we have we remixed a lot of what's the best dish you've ever made with donald right here i'm going what's the best well you don't know what a remix guy is you have you have something for dinner everybody's Well, you don't know what a remix guy is. You had something for dinner. Everybody's like, oh, I don't want to eat it anymore. And then, like, three hours passed. You start smoking and drinking and shit. And then you start like, man, what we got in there? I was a remix motherfucker.

No, he was a remix. Like, okay, so for instance, like, somehow there was always a remix version of nachos. Like, nachos made in appearance. Like we had leftover brisket, chicken. It was going on some nachos. And then one time we had what you called lobster shrimps, which are just very large prawns. You remember the lobster shrimps?

What did I do with them? I mean, you threw them on the grill. You made a little sauce with them. You didn't have to say it like that. No, you didn't have to say it like that. What do you mean? More excitement, please. You didn't have to say it like that. Yo, you didn't have to say it like that. What you mean? More excitement, please. I'm sensitive, man.

I need more. Yo, he just, he did the salt-based shit. He absolutely did. He marinated it. Marinated it. Marinated it. And then he kept the head on because that keeps the flavor intact. Exactly.

Also, once he grilled it, he hit it with a little bit of salt towards the end just to give it a nice little push. Push. That's what we were going for. We were going for that because we had already registered on every other palette, so we were trying to do something different with the registration of the palette. That's what we were doing. Exactly.

And then the garnish. This garnish game is crazy. Crazy. It's crazy. When I tell you, like, some of the greats can't what we were doing. Exactly. And then the garnish. This garnish game is crazy. Crazy. It's crazy. When I tell you some of the greats can't even garnish like this nigga. And this, we just spoke about this the other day. And this goes to motherfucking Black Thought from Roots. He said that

he would outcook me. He also said, Donnell's a cook, I'm a chef. And then he said, all Donnell's shit is brown. Ah, that's tough. Yo, that hit me like, oh, oh. I'm trying to think of shit I made.

I was like, he was right. A lot of shit was brown, right? It was brown. Oh, yeah. But the brownness gives a nice little extra flavor. The brown, this is what he don't know. The brown is. He's telling me to cook.

Yeah, he said I'm going to cook. The brown is the fucking love. Like, when you get bite into something, it was like this. You know what? That was a little. They put some love in that shit. Yeah, for sure. I made some Chilean sea bass last week for Black Thought.

Don't bring his name up on this podcast, please. Okay, you just did. I didn't mean to because they started bringing my name up in the conversation. All right, say less. I didn't say anything to them. Nikki, I didn't say anything to them. bringing my name up in the conversation. All right, say less. I didn't say anything to them. Nikki, I didn't say anything to them. And people keep striking at me, Nikki. I know, man, you're a protected asset of the community.

But why I don't feel like that? We need to protect you more. Why I feel like I'm just out here for niggas just to boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. And nobody jump in front of my bullet for me in three weeks. I've been out there like this. What happened to the salad? He didn't eat his salad.

Well, we're going to. I was just trying to balance the conversation. I'm always a parent. At the end of the day, I'm like, you didn't eat your salad. I'm going to crush this. All right. You almost a clean platter over there? I know I'm not going to eat it all.

That's okay. The reason why I'm not going to eat it all is because I'm not going to want to eat it all. I want to take it bite to bite. Did you guys try it? Oh, she said killed it like next. Oh, yeah, we got more. Yes. Oh, everybody's. See, I'm saying I got clean platters all around.

So did you get a chance to cook for Snoop? Yes, I cook for Snoop. So I've done a lot of it. I mean, since the last, since the four years ago. Yes, I cook for Snoop. So I've done a lot of it. I mean, since the four years ago. Yes, for sure. For sure. And I end up, so I have a brand called The High End Affair, which is a cannabis-infused dinner party.

And we show up in every legal recreational market. And so pretty much everyone at this point that I feel like should have had my food has had it. And so, like, especially all of my cannabis folks, you know, like the Two Shorts, Burner, E40. Like, you know, all the greats as far as, like, that have been in the game and been advocating for cannabis for a long time. Yeah. And then we got a lot of basketball players, NFL players that have cannabis brands now that, you know, also. Mark Barnes.

Matt Barnes. Gary Payton. And now can I look really sloppy up right here right now? You got Al Harrington. Al Harrington. We had that. Did we have that when we were in Yellow Springs? We did.

It was a purple tube, right? Viola, yeah. Yep, that was pretty good. Purple looks good on black folks. I just interviewed Matt Barnes on this new podcast called Hip Hop History High. Oh, word. How was it? It was really good.

Yeah. I didn't like the way they had it set up. This motherfucker like eight feet tall, they got me sitting in the same stool he got. With your leg swinging. Damn, son, that's the only knockers we got? Oh, thank you, but I appreciate the rest of you. So they had you on the stool, and your legs were swinging?

My legs were swinging, and they had me on the stool, and then it was like I was still, it was just such an awkward shot. But it was cool having a conversation with him. It was very good. I think it's great that we have a lot of culture icons getting into the cannabis space. Because it also helps to normalize. Like, we've all been smoking weed forever.

Ever, forever. Forever. Yep. And me adding it to food decreases the taboo. Right. like my demographic is mainly white women right they like a good joint yeah but they also like

slow down what's their strand they like non combustible forms of cannabis which means yeah you right white bitches love to bake some shit yo them bitches love to be like Do you want some brownies Well before you bite it

Let me tell you Yeah they love You right They do I wish that was my brand They do I wish I could say White bitches love to bake some shit

And people just took that from me But that ain't my brand That's just my language It's very marketable No I love it Are you kidding me Hey listen You say what people think Yeah I mean you know This is the buying power That's just my language. It's very marketable. No, I love it. Are you kidding me? Hey, listen.

You say what people think. Yeah. I mean, you know, this is the buying power. They love little... Man, it's the truth, man. White bitches like bacon brownies and shit. Say it like Susie. She said, went to the C-Store, whatever that shit is. I said it, nigga.

I ain't got a brand, nigga. You got a brand. I ain't got a brand. I ain't got a brand. I ain't got a brand. I ain't got no brand. I ain't got no goddamn brand. Are you selling them candles and the CBD cream? I heard a lot of white bitches who like baking

shit like to buy your candles. You right. I am selling candles. White bitches like candles. And they like to rub their bodies down with that CBD cream. Exactly. White bitches like kale. White bitches like walking in the woods.

Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts. Don't cook them. Niggas just shave them. Go back to that walking in the woods part. Where they going? White bitches like

unsalted nuts. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's a tough one. I can't touch that. I missed it. They're like raw nuts. They're like raw nuts. They're like raw nuts. They like raw nuts.

They don't want no salt. They don't want their nuts smoked or nothing. They just want them raw. This is just an NFT of me. This is not really me here. It is? What's wrong with you being here? Man, why you keep making disclaimers for my show

when niggas know what they going to get, nigga? You think because you show up, we going to go PG-13? Okay, and I'm going to say it again. Not today. White bitches like bacon brownies. get, nigga. You think because you show up, we're going to go PG-13? Okay, and I'm going to say it again. White bitches like bacon brownies. But can you say it three times fast? White bitches like bacon brownies. White bitches like bacon brownies.

White bitches like bacon brownies. But can you say purple Urkel three times fast? Purple Urkel. Purple Urkel. Wait a minute. But can you say purple Urkel three times fast? Purple Urkel. Purple Urkel. You know what my answer is.

White bitches bake brownies. White bitches bake brownies. White bitches bake brownies. Right, because we know you love white bitches. And that was the best. That was it. That was it. That was it.

That was it. That was a wrap. That was it. That was a wrap. That was it, son. That was it. It's too many Ps in the purple. Man, I rock that white bitches bake brownies, nigga. That was it. It's too many P's in the purple. Man, I rock that white bitches bake brownies, nigga.

I can say that all day. White bitches bake brownies. Screwed version. Can you say purple Urkel three times? Purple Urkel, purple Urkel. No, fast. Purple Urkel, purple Urkel, purple Urkel, purple Urkel. I think I got it.

I had to look away. I had to look away I had to look away I'm about to tear this motherfucking food up Yeah you should Nikki you got more right You got more Man I got a whole half pan Man light us a noodle man I got a half pan of infused mac and cheese

Regular crab mac and cheese And then I got of course some more lamb chops Lamb chops. I'm going to send you home with a care package. You got to light a noodle, dog. I smoked a noodle already, son. I had a double noodle. I smoked a noodle.

You got your agent again? That's your agent again. Everybody want to know what that is? You got the job that fast? One second, please. Hello? I'm doing fine. White bitches bake brownies.

Yeah, we're still here. Are you here? What are you talking about if you was going to get in? I said come. What are you talking about if you was going to get in? You had this conversation 20 fucking minutes ago. You said you was on your way. I know, but I'm just saying now we get close to the end.

But this is a vibe. You know I'm sensitive. You know I'm sensitive. You know I'm sensitive, right? Did you know that? Bitch, don't kill my vibe. Bitch, don't kill my vibe. Bitch, don't kill my vibe Bitch don't kill my vibe Man

This show is over man Alright well Can I get some more mac and cheese I don't need no host. Okay. I appreciate the accommodations. Thank you for joining the Donnell Rollins podcast. Donnell Rollins.

I think he'll be back. I don't know. He may or may not be back. Contract dispute. Yeah, let's. How can we close this out? I mean, you know, we'll be more than happy to take over Donnell Rollins' show if he doesn't want to come back. But, yeah.

Oh, let's do a Jenga. Hold up. She and I, we were supposed to play Jenga, but let's figure it out. Hold up. Donnell walked off his own show. Let me see. Fuck it. It's time to roll with the Donnell Show. Nick. Donovan Show. Nick.

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