Donnell - Earthquake's Aftershock featuring Charlemagne tha God, Jivanta and Earthquake

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

In this episode of The Donnell Rawlings Show, Donnell dives into a series of explosive topics and debates. The discussion kicks off with a controversial suggestion to replace him with another black comedian, leading to a heated conversation about black comedy, stereotypes, and representation. As tensions rise, Donnell shares a hilarious story of NFL fan rivalries involving Cowboys and Steelers supporters and reminisces about meeting NFL legend Daryl Green. The episode also features shoutouts to hair loss solutions from HIMS and a new betting app called 'Couchy.' Amidst the drama, Donnell and his guests inject humor, playful banter, and heartfelt moments, touching on themes of friendship, loyalty, and trust. Don't miss this dynamic episode filled with laughs, sports talk, and candid conversations. 00:00 Introduction and Initial Tensions 01:13 Debate on Black Comedy and Representation 02:35 Invitation to Resolve Differences 04:21 Studio and Production Insights 07:59 NFL Teams and Fan Loyalty 12:35 Hair Loss Solutions with HEMS 18:20 Military Connection and Friendship 20:29 Game Day Excitement 20:47 Unexpected Encounters 21:52 Darryl Green's Legacy 23:56 Commanders' New Era 25:44 Comedic Banter 29:03 Betting and Trading Insights 30:58 Friendly Rivalries 34:54 Emotional Reflections This episode is sponsored by Hims (https://www.hims.com/donnell). This episode is sponsored by Kalshi (http://www.kalshi.com/donnell). Get a $20 bonus when you deposit $100. Buy Donnell Socks Now: https://www.store.donnellrawlings.com Sponsor Donnell: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/donnell http://www.donnellrawlings.com Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: --------------------------------------- Check out Donnell's Social Media: https://www.donnellrawlings.com/social Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #thedonnellrawlingsshow, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

okay we're gonna have to plan all the shit that you'd be gone so hello yeah so i want to i want to have a situation dude where you know... You know what situation you're in? You know what situation you're in? First off, you try to get a black man to take over my show. I think we need to get an intermediary. No, no, no. An intermediary to, like, be able to communicate. And, like, at the end of the day, if you don't want of the day if you don't want to fuck me

but our brains work together to like actually think together and not try to like get in loops so so I'm supposed to trust the guy who right idea was to get another black man to actually replace me on my

own show and I it was a bit. You meant that. You wanted another I didn't mean that. You meant it. You know how I know you meant it? Because every chance you get, oh, Earthquake, Earthquake,

you should have Earthquake. Because I had that big plan. I know, but what are you doing for Black comedy? For Blackie. What are you doing for Black Comedy? For Black people? What are you doing for my people? What am I doing for Black Comics? What am I doing for Black Comics, dude?

Really? Do you actually want me to answer that question honestly? Tell me, what are you doing for Black Comics? I love Black Comedy. I'm obsessed with the history of Black Comedy. I am. And at the you know about black comedy i love black comedy i'm obsessed with the history of black comedy i want to do i am and at the end of the day like if you go you know how fuck black comedy is and

how white people don't give a fuck how they don't care and how like people like 85 south they don't trust fucking anybody and i'm like what are people your people you don't talk about the fact that my 50 50 business partner on paragon is a black guy. You never talk about that or bring that up. Do I know him? Have I met him? Have I met him? Do you want to?

Yes, you have met him. You literally have met him. You've met Alex Price several times. So how many other black friends do you know? How many other black friends? I have lots of black friends. Name them. Name them.

Call. Do you really want to just go out? What do you want to do to bring me and Earthquake back together? Dear Thunderstorm, National Disaster or whatever your name is, I'm still having issues with your failed coup to take over the Donald Rawlings show. With that being said, I know you are a military veteran and a Washington Commanders fan. So am I. If you are not doing anything, I'd like to invite you to the game, no diddy, and have a man-to-man about your efforts to ruin me.

H-T-T-R for life. Listen, Ashy Larry. For the first and last time, I didn't attempt a coup for your show. They told me it was no longer yours. Just like if your ex-girlfriend starts messing around with me, she's no longer your girl. Yes, we both were in the

military, and yes, we both love the commanders, so being the bigger man, I will accept your invite to the game. Whatever man-to-man talk you want to have we can have it with your ashy ass earthquake is the name and it's the only natural disaster that the weatherman can't predict but i can predict that i'm a whoop yo ass if you keep telling me i took your job, love you always. Earthquake. Round here, if it smell funny, onions getting peeled.

Round here, if it smell funny, get your onion peeled. Round here, it don't be small to you. It don't be small to you. It don't be small to you. It don't be small to you. It don't be small to you. time Ain't nobody smart, they got time Ain't nobody smart, they got time Ain't nobody smart, they got time

You know why I got that beat? Why? Because I've been working in this studio probably for like just the third episode in this studio okay in ohio right when i first came here it was just one black person right now and if it looks like like a cell block yo it's in words every i want i wait a minute i was was shocked when I first walked up in here. Why were you shocked? I saw some N-words up in here and I was like, okay.

It's like, what, there's one right there? Let's go. There's one right there. There's another one in the back. It's refreshing. I'm not going to lie. Again, it's a white N-word too. It's a white N-word.

Todd is like a white N-word. You know why I know he's an N-word? Because he's around N-words all the time. So he has N-word in him. And when I say N-word, I mean neighbor. Okay? All right? Todd's my fucking neighbor!

Who the fuck is Todd? Todd's my neighbor. Todd has a lot of money. Good. Which gives him the opportunity to just do shit. Right. Like, this studio wasn't even a studio this was an office building and then he said man i'm just gonna um i'm just gonna just start a studio

i was like how the you just started this dude he said i'm it i'm just gonna start one and he started it and if i'm not mistaken he's done stuff from the studio. And he lent us his studio. And you know why he did that? Thanks, Todd. I'm going to tell you why he did it. Because I have a high credit score. Awesome. It's always good to have a high credit score.

I think he's like a 750, 780 nigga. Okay. You know what I mean? He don't fuck with no 400s. You mean neighbor neighbor neighbor neighbor he's my neighbor right he don't mess with 400s he used to be

a 400 nigga neighbor he was a he came from what they say the street he started from the mud now we're here and I'll talk about that okay Todd thank you are you gonna just thank you enough or you're gonna pull me to the side and then you're gonna be like um yes so I like it here

yeah it's comfy it's a great spot it is like it. It is amazing. It's going to be some amazing things that's going to happen. Damn, you little TV. You look great. Oh, thank you. I look good, too. I was like this. And the reason why, because. What beat is that?

It's a go. No, that's. Hold on. Oh, like go, go. Hey. Hey. Oh, like go-go. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Okay, now I want to say, oh, thank you, Todd. Thank you. You have an awesome fucking studio. The comment people have said, oh, my God, look at the lighting. He's glowing. Now, that's lighting that neighbor the right way. You use the ER. Let's cut the ER. I'm going to work on it. I right way. You use the ER. Let's cut the ER. I'm going to work on it.

I can work. Here's the thing. This is what people don't understand about me. I'm of my environment. Right? Yeah, but you've evolved so you can adapt. Just like you adapted earlier today, you can evolve and grow. I am.

We love to see it. I'm working on it. I'm working on it i'm working on it okay but this is the thing i have now with all these neighbors around right they are so quiet yeah and you you're never going to wonder you're never going to know why they're like the n-words acquired in here why why because all of their teams suck they trash trash. And you know why they trash? Why, Donnie? And you know what a trashy is?

The trashies are out of all of them in this motherfucking division, NFC East. The trash is just one. I can't stand these motherfuckers. And I'm trying to decurse them. Goddamn cowboys yo vomit like and the thing about it this year for some reason i don't hear anything like i didn't even know these they was a cowboy fan oh they quiet they quiet 21 savage i thought i didn't know he was a cowboy fan and then another one um another

neighbor miles he's a bum ass eagles fan who your team i don't even like the nfl he don't like the nfl he's smart but these motherfuckers make bad decisions and they're paying for it they're paying for it in the form of ass kicking y'all cannot stop being memed y'all the most memed the cowboys are the most meme team ever and all they do javante you might not know this all they do is talk trash shit they just talk shit and guess what they do since you don't know every year how about them cowboys how about the cowboys oh shit that look good that look well when's the last like when they've been in it forever damn the cowboys have been no damn superbowl just keep giving money away they have good marketing they I made

Austin hate the Cowboys my son hates the Cowboys we was at the grocery store right and he said daddy come on I don't want to go that way it's gonna be a problem I said what's wrong he said they got a Dallas shirt on oh I make him call his grandpa and rub it in every time and it's just so interesting that I don't hear anything i was just in texas and this guy last year he he clearly said i'm a cowboy fan i said you fuck with the cowboys right he said i'm a supporter oh wow that's what y'all saying now you support the team i know no they scared they they say i'm a supporter i have a video of a lady that was arguing with me about the cowboys she said you can't say nothing about my cowboys oh she was dead ass she said she was dead ass she said you can't say nothing about my

cowboys right and she had on the Pittsburgh Steelers shirt Who has the billion-dollar state Dallas thank you Yellow bus, yellow bus. Exactly. Short bus. It had to be. I'm like, where they do that at?

She said, I got a co-team. She said, you can't have two teams. Either you pick one. But she was a cowboy stealer lover. And I'm a commander. No, I'm not. I like the Redskins. Fuck all that.

I'm never calling them the football team, the commanders. If I ever say that, I just slipped. It's always going to be the Redskins. And I had a chance. I had a chance to go to the game, right, with a, I want to say friend, but I don't know if I could call him a friend because he tried to take my job, Javanta. Damn. Damn, what's up with that?

What's up with everybody trying to take your job? Javanta. Javanta, he tried to get my spot. It didn't, guess what? Now he don't have no memory of it. Jay. Oh, wow. All right, you know what?

I'm sick of it. Well, I'm not sick of it. I wear it well. I wear the haircut that has been styled by my follicles for probably like the last 20 years. But I sometimes wonder what I would look like if I had a full head of luxurious hair. Is there anything that could give me a shot of getting back to my natural, youthful beauty? Yes, there is. And it's called Hems.

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the day. Y'all check me in three months. Y'all gonna see it different. I'm about to be beautiful Donald. You about to be looking like Idris. I already am hoodris. I'm just into what you're saying. Welcome back. You look amazing on this camera. Thank you.

In Todd's studio. Don't forget to say it's Todd's studio. Everything. Thank you. Did we say it enough? Where are we? In Todd's studio. Maxed out.

Maxed out studios you gotta say wait a minute he likes the bingles right I'm a supporter supporter okay

he's a supporter of the neighbor because they don't win you gotta catch me they suck ass ass so why do why do the fans

stay fans why you gotta do your hand like that I don't know but I'm just I'm just trying to understand the super fans why does what okay let me I'll explain to you talk to me out of all the teams dallas sucks

but go ahead go ahead what what motivates the fans to keep supporting what motivates losing because it's their parents that told them to do it and a lot of times people certain places they ain't got nothing else to live for anything but fucking sports their life is just revolved and i'm not knocking them i go to a lot of these places there's places especially college towns there's places where it's like it's all about football yeah you know just want to play but it's not you don't hear the energy too much now because everybody that's in his room their uh team is shit yeah they're quiet trash they're they're quiet i don't hear nothing philly you could barely say something but let me tell you going back to what i was saying a person you don't remember this

you don't remember when the motherfuckers tried to take my job which one every week there's somebody trying to take your job it was an n-word which which n-word everybody's always trying to take your job why i don't know it was an n-word to try to take my job what what n-word try to take your job earthquake okay yes we know about the earthquake he's still at it you so you know he tried to take my job the streets knew he tried to take here's a funny thing is he will not admit that he tried to take my job. Here's a funny thing. He will not admit that he tried to take my job. But yet, he was in my seat. He had an intro. Okay.

And he ate my donuts and my chicken. But I like Earthquake. I don't give a fuck about Earthquake. He tried to take my job. I like him. He's funny.'t give a fuck about Earthquake. He tried to take my job. I like him. He's funny. Maybe you didn't hear what I said. Maybe you didn't hear what I said.

I heard what you said, Donnell. Okay, we know Earthquake is funny. Maybe you didn't hear what I said. I said he tried to take my whole, my whole, wait, for the kids, I'm saying my whole ass show. And what you doing about it, Donnell? I got the show back but the problem is the one thing do we do share in common we both are commander skins fans oh so that you could you could yeah like you gotta you know whatever beef you have with somebody when it comes to your team

you gotta just squash it and just come together for that you even see my voice even changed like football you know you just got to get ready just football it's all about football this motherfucker got this goddamn inspector gadget camera how many n words is in here inspector gadget camera so the thing is our friendship is a friendship of course i didn't out and i told him i said you let the white man i said you just let the white man um just give my show away yeah he said no no it wasn't about that how was it you let the white man just give you my show you ain't fight for it or nothing we both was in the military man we fought for this motherfucking country no we the type of n-words and you don't know a lot of n-words like this we the type of n-words when we hear well i'm proud to be an american well at least i know i'm free

and i'll gladly stand up next to her and defend her here this what is it defender American well at least I know I'm free the month they gave that right to me and I gladly stand up next to her and defend her steelydy. Because there ain't no doubt. There ain't no doubt. I love this land. God bless the USA. That's the connection we have.

Military connection. And we're trying to steal my motherfucking goddamn job. And I've put it all beside me. And I say, you know what? Brother to brother, let's have a good time. Well, that's big of you. I'm proud of you. That's what she said.

She didn't say that? Nobody said that, Donald. Come on. Come on. Stop it. We've already been through this. She did say it. Nobody's saying it.

That's what she said. None of them are. What do you mean none of them are what do you mean none of them are saying it none of them oh all right we've never had the one oh we've been through this it's been years of this oh shit i almost walked out on my show god damn it yo i am a walker outer yeah you are i don't know i don't know what you talking about i don't know what you talking about that's bullshit so back to what okay she might not have said it okay thank you okay all right but i don't understand what you mean that she ain't never say that i'm just saying but back to earthquake i'm glad that you guys squashed it. You came to an amend. I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to you. I went to the game. I invited Mr. Stillishill. To the game? Yeah. How did that go? It was great.

Okay, good. Because I give a fuck. Right. And I care. That's good. I had a great time. I did leave him. But we had a great time. I did leave him. But we had a great time.

What do you mean you left him? Alone? Yeah, I left him. Why you left him alone, Donna? He tried to steal my show. And another reason I left him, I'm going to tell you why I left him, right? We was like, oh, it was a good time. We got the victory and everything.

And another reason I left him, because I was walking. And then I saw this crowd of people coming and then it was like camera and then they was like that's Daryl Green I said you clutched your pearls I said

and I swear that's a word they use in DC yo I left Earthquake and his brother so quick them neighbors didn't even know what happened. I just disappeared. Camera dude like, right? Camera dude like, he said, oh, shit, Ash, Larry, what's up? I said, yo, I need to fuck with Daryl.

Pause. No ditty, right? Fuck with y'all in that picture. The picture don't mean shit. And I just, just I left everybody because I had there was retiring his jersey. That's a big deal. And Daryl Green is like it's hard for I'm not even trying to get young people to like, oh, he's an older guy. He had his time. Yeah. But for my era, he was a freaking legend. Yeah.

Daryl Green. He'll never get away from Green. Daryl's without question one of the fastest guys I've ever seen. Daryl Green's gone all the way. He told you he was the fastest guy on the field, and he shoved it down your throat. One guy I always want to know where he is, and that's Daryl Green. I was the fastest kid in my neighborhood. I was the fastest kid in my neighborhood. The opportunity for me, being a Skins fan,

the opportunity to meet one of the players that you looked up to is amazing. Yeah. I had the opportunity to do that. I did a podcast for the Commanders. It was a brief run. I had a chance to interview Doug Williams, Charles Mann, Dexter Manley. We was in the owner's suite. Hearing all the things you said about you guys, I'm so thrilled man.

I challenge our community to join our team, get behind our guys. We all, I'm thinking for all the people that are in those seats at the door, we, the fans, are all excited about the future that you're sending us on picture. Alright, well you're part of that future and you're part of the past. Listen, what you mean to say really matters. You matter to me, it matters to everyone in the stands. So thank you and you're blessed. So we got to bring that blessing to Washington and win some football games.

You're a blessed guy. These are my little chickadees. By the way, kids, kids, don't take this from your grandfather or your dad, but this is the game point. They flip, so that's also you. Wow. Wow. And it was very interesting to see me in the owner's suite

because I used to go in that suite when Dan Snyder was the owner. And it was weird. That was the first time I'd been back in here with new ownership. Yeah. And you could tell it was new ownership. I was like, damn, they got new carpet? Look. I'm like, a marble?

They didn't boost it up? Yo, I was like, oh, shit. But then the crazy thing was, for me, it felt weird. Because I'm like, oh, shit, I remember coming in here. But then I realized it was a whole different look. It looked different. But the dope thing, some of the key people that was there were still, like, a couple of the staff.

I saw some good-ass friends. And the best thing about being in that booth was that we won the damn game. You know what we doing, son? What we doing? I ain't trying to watch right now. And more than anything, when I was in that stadium, just the energy of D.C. We outside!

We outside! We live right now. We are all day! You know D.C. is in here. We live right now. You know it. We here. We doing it.

We are outside. You got my boy Don L. And we hate the Cowboys! Yeah! Redskins got commanders, earthquakes in the building. Southeast, we are kicking it right here. We coming to get it right here, baby. Jesus is right here, Daniel. Shout out to Darryl Green. Get a new lawnmower, Darryl. Get a new lawnmower. Darryl Green with that little push lawnmower. You need a new lawnmower. For anybody that doesn't know, we got two of the greatest comedians of all time with us right here.

I think the both of you have been in our Fox 5 studio. Yes, we have. So we're here now. Now, I know lifelong Commanders fans. What does this Commanders franchise mean to the people of D.C.? Man, it's a rebirth. We're back. Ever since Daniel Snyder gone, we're back when it was Joe Gibbs from Feeling Good.

Tell them about it. No disrespect, Dan Snyder used to give me sweet tickets, so I still show love to him. He tried, but it's a different era. It feels good to get this excitement back in D.C. It makes the city good. It's good for the economy. And again, we hate the Cowboys. We hate the Cowboys. I let you all out of here on this. What? The Cowboys? We ain't talking hate the Cowboys. We hate the Cowboys. I let you all out of here on this. What?

The Cowboys? We ain't talking about the Cowboys. Talk to me about Daryl Green. What has he meant to this community? A professional, fastest man ever, great for the community. He's been our man, man. Daryl Green, shout out, man. Unscathed, no problem.

Community guy. I don't think he ever cursed. Just a good guy. I don't think he ever cursed. Just a good guy. I grew up watching him, so the fact to come here and be here when they retire, a true legend's jersey, awesome, man. We love you, Darrell. Get a new lawnmower. I was surprised when I saw him with the push.

He was on our air. He said he still cut his own grass. I expect him to be on a riding lawnmower. Darrell Green was pushing the lawnmower. That's how you stay fast, by cutting your own grass with a cheap lawnmower. That's the key to running 4-6. Keep a cheap lawnmower. And it's so

funny because I had texted him right before he went in and he posted on his page, he said, rule number one, never read a text from Donnell before you go live. We love you, Darrell, man. You represent the city. You wear the skin colors. Everything everything so proud. And I'm so happy to be here today to celebrate you.

Wait, wait, wait. And this dude tried to steal my job right here. Earthquakes in the building, Southeast D.C. Southeast, Southeast, Southeast. Love you, man. Again, that is the type of energy that you will find at Commander's Games right now. Those are two of the biggest comedians in the nation. Earthquake and Donnell Rollins right here with us.

We wasn't wanting to get it popping shit, but it just felt good knowing that your team is fucking kicking ass. Killing it. And shit, this could just felt good knowing that your team is fucking kicking ass. Killing it. And shit, this could be over any given Sunday. So you might as well just... At least I get to talk shit to all of these bum-ass fans behind all these N-words back there. Look, they ain't got no jersey, no apparel,

or nothing. You don't even know. You ain't got no hats. Remember they used to walk around with hats? They ain't got shit. Yeah, that's good. They got a Zara t-shirt on. I thought you was a cowboy fan, son. What about the boys?

Man, it's so quiet in here. Okay, back to my weekend. So, opportunity, and it was very, very quick, opportunity to sit, not sit, but talk to Daryl. Talk to his son. And I said, man, I like,

I got, fuck, I got this, I didn't curse. I said, man, I'm working on this podcast. It'd be great to have

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Go now. Go get some money. Meet Daryl Green. He has a very busy schedule and he took the time to talk to me. And what I'm noticing, people are starting to want busy schedule and he took the time to talk to me.

And what I'm noticing, people starting to want to talk to me. Because now I'm seeing you actually listen to people and actually letting people talk. What the fuck? What is that? What does that mean? I'm just saying. Why did you have to say finally? I'm just saying finally.

What the hell was finally? Hello? Yo, son. Yo, son. Yo. This is Donnell. I will be forewarned you're being recorded. But the only motherfucking reason you called me is for Chappelle tickets, son.

You ain't talked to me about none of these games. What's your team again? Who's that? Charlemagne. Oh. Charlemagne. Charlemagne. What is your team's name? What's your team again? Charlemagne. Charlemagne. What is your team's name? What's your team's name?

What is it? The Dallas Cowboys. I haven't heard you say that in a very, very long time. That is not true. You never answer my texts on Sundays. Sundays. I didn't call you for Chappelle's tickets. I text you because people down there was hitting me saying they

couldn't go into the show unless Don L. Robbins was performing on it. That's why I hit you. I gotta say I'm sorry, man. Don't say nothing positive about me, man. Man, don't you ever give me my props, son. You're going to ruin everything, bro. I, don't you ever give me my props, son.

You're going to ruin everything, bro. I'm just telling the street thing. Three people hit me and said, man, I want to go to your show. I want to see Dave, but I want to know if Donnell goes. And I said, god damn, if I tell him this, he's going to be happy about himself.

So I didn't know whether to keep it to myself or not. He's crying. Thank you, man. Are you crying, Monica? I want to cuss this neighbor out. You see what I'm saying? Oh, man.

I might need therapy for real. You need therapy. You definitely need therapy. I was expecting him to say the most insulted things he could all while having the shittiest team in the NFC East. That's what I was expecting from him. No, no, no. The Giants are the worst team in the NFC East.

Yo, y'all right trash. You got garbage and you got trash. And y'all is trash. And the other team is garbage. What? I bet you we go to the Super Bowl. I bet you we go to the Super Bowl. Javanta, you don't know this.

They say this every year. Every year. No, that's what I do know. That's what they do. All they say, oh, we go to the Super Bowl, we go to the Super Bowl, Super Bowl, Super Bowl.

And guess what they do? In one year, in one year, I'm going to be right. You got a whole bunch of ideas behind you. You would just give it up, bro, because we coming.

The Commanders is real, son. I met Daryl Green, a Redskins legend, son. They used to smoke y'all. Only person that ran Tony Dorsett down for like 40 yards back. I don't care. Why are we talking about that? Why are we?

What does the past have to do with anything? Because I'll tell you why. You know why I'm doing this. Because if I'm having a bad season, which I always do, you will call me and be like, you know, we just got, this is what you'll do. We just got our ass whooped, whooped. And then I look at it, it'll be a text, right? And he'll be like, oh, I'm just checking on you and the family. Come on.

That's it. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? You don't give a shit about my family, son. You ain't even know I had a son, son. You ain't give a shit about my family, son. I don't see the problem with telling you. I don't see the problem. Alright, I did not want this call. I basically

wanted to tell you that I was just, you just, it's so random because I was like, who can I call and just say they team is some trash. Yeah you was ready he was ready to fire you up but you were really sweet so you see what I'm saying? Well you not there are you?

Uh no I'm not. Alright but I was joking but if you need anything just let me know. Alright Alright Damn this nigga nice fuckers I was joking but if you need anything just let me know alright see you bye that's like the nicest thing he's ever said I ain't doing that

I don't even want to talk to him look I have fun talking to Derrick Green but I ain't my friends only answer the phone he lucky he lucky agreed, but I ain't. My friend's on the answer phone. He lucky, boy. He lucky. What's up, son? Man, I'm still, it was a good day.

You on my podcast right now. I'm going to tell you this, and I'm going to be frank with you. I had a wonderful day. No homo with you, right? But, Quake, it's hardest for me to tell you this. I still don't fuck with you son Man fuck you Oh that's the energy I want

I don't fuck with you You understand fuck you Donnell You understand no I still fuck with you But I still say fuck you You understand I wasn't putting up Listen to me sir I wasn't putting up. Listen to me, sir. I wasn't putting on this earth to meet up to your expectations. Oh.

What the hell are you? Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Get the hell out of here with this. I am your friend. I deal with you without a position. Why don't you act like. I want to hear this shit.

The white man came to me. Right. And said to take the job. What's available. And you said what you did with the white man? They want you no more. But you just. Maybe if you was to be more professional about it and not a narcissist.

Oh, wait a minute. We wouldn't have this problem, sir. Who you talking to? You talking to Alex? That's all. You let your ego get in front of you. You're a great comedian. You're a great humanitarian.

But you need to be on time with your lady. Oh. He's reaching. He's reaching. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? No, I don't. With your entitlement.

You're walking around here like you're a Trump supporter. I ain't never think about no goddamn Trump. I never, never fuck with. What is so funny? What's funny? What is so funny? What the fuck is so funny? It's funny because the truth is funny.

You understand? You tried to take my job. You don't remember trying to take my job. So you're saying this. You don't remember trying to take my job You don't remember trying to take my job So you're saying is You don't remember trying to take my job I took a job that was available Can't nobody take something from you That you did not

No longer occupy What part of that you don't understand God man I don't want to talk to you no more That's like saying take your woman If she ain't your woman I don't want to talk to you no more. That's like saying take your woman if she ain't your woman. I don't want to. She let you go. Man, I don't want to talk, man. I'm good. See, once she let you go, that means she's free. Your ex is free. The word is called ex job. I took your ex job. I didn't take your ex job because your job was no longer yours i don't know how you're gonna say you should be happy for me

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Bye, man. I want to talk to you, man. Fuck that. You took my job. Love you, Donnell. Get out of my face, y'all. You let him talk to me like that. Love you, bro. Bye. I don't face, y'all, and you let him talk to me like that. Love you, bro.

Bro, I don't want to talk to nobody in that goddamn car, wherever the hell y'all at. In one of y'all multiple houses. I just wanted to say I had a good time with you. I might get over you trying to take my job, but I love you, son. But I didn't. That's it. That's enough emotion for me for one episode

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A new host of me? What? We hired a new host of the Don L show. What the f***ing sellout is going on here? I got the receipts. And to add insult to injury or whatever they say when they mad, the motherfucker ate my donuts. Have as many as you want mr. Earthquake and my chicken You know

You cannot eat another neighbor's chicken. Oh, yeah chicken to Donuts and chicken Y'all really know how to treat it, brother.