Donnell - Fraud or Nah?

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

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I'm trying not to interrupt you I'm trying not to interrupt you I'm trying not to interrupt you I'm trying not to interrupt you The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck y'all bitch ass niggas, you'll never take my place, niggas. Thank you. That's right, everybody. This week, some people have reason to celebrate, and some people have reason to be so upset.

We're going to get to that in a minute, but we want to just let everyone know, and you must understand this, that we love you all, whether you're anti or pro, whoever or whatever. We love you because what's bigger than the election is the Donnell Rawlings show. That's right. Some people care about who runs the country, but we only care about who runs the podcast game.

I'm Donnell Rawlings. That's David Deary. And that's Javanta Roberts. And she is in a good mood. And you know why? Because her hair is on point. She has a good hair day. Got off the phone one of the days.

She said, you know what? I haven't combed my hair in two days. And I said, maybe that's why I haven't seen you. What's up, everybody? What up what up donnell how's everybody feeling good yep i feel good it's been a tumultuous tumultuous year uh week year rather breaking news haven't heard this one yet breaking news In the 2020 presidential election. Talk about it. Donald Trump was defeated by old man Joe Biden. Not officially. Not officially, but for some people, it's close enough.

For Don Lemon, it's close enough. For Chelsea Handler, it's close enough. For all the gay couples, it's close enough. I need more of that. We all knew going into this that some people were going to be happy, some people were going to be mad. Me, I don't give a fuck. David Goggins said in one of his posts,

we're always looking for that person to help us with change, and the change comes in yourself. No what did dave chapelle say dave chapelle said a lot no matter who wins we can still love each other yeah but the whole thing is it's so funny that you said that because um before dave did that monologue on snl when he when he said that i was doing a show at the Houston Improv. Same night that he was supposed to do the monologue. And I had set it up where I would be 10 or 15 minutes into my set. I would come off my set, play his monologue, go back to my set. I had it all timed out.

But then Notre Dame, the game, it went into overtime, and I'm yelling at the sound dude, like, do you got it on the right fucking channel? And this dude was probably barely 19. I fucking probably just, he's probably scoring for the rest of his life. I know he wouldn't say, fuck you, old man! So I had it timed out. The game went into overtime.

I thought we was going to get ready to do it. And I'm stalling. The only time I had a show where I'm stalling for myself because I got to get a certain type of rhythm. So the game went on. Then they did the news. Then it came on. But prior to that, there was a couple in the front row

that admittedly, and not that there's anything wrong with it, that the woman said that she wasn't really happy about the election so he was a trump fan and normally like at the beginning of his um presidency whenever you said his name i'd be like fuck trump fuck that i had all my emotions involved with it oh if y'all didn't know i have a new bitch in my life her Her name is Maggie. Maggie is so disrespectful. She just walks around. She's going to be a superstar. She's six months. I made jokes about rescue dogs and I rescued.

No, I rehomed the dog. I'll get to that later. So I'm having a conversation with her and I knew she was a Trump fan, but I also knew that I don't know if she was a fan of mine or I knew she was a fan of comedy. So, again, when I first started, I used to be like, fuck Trump, fuck Trump. But I was like, that didn't really serve me too well because it didn't change anything. Uh-oh. Oh. Maggie.

Maggie just tried to pull a Don Lemon if Donald Trump would have won. Maggie tried to end it all. Maggie, you trying to end it all? Huh want to get down all right don't fall whoa that's like a magic trick so the lady identified herself as a Trump supporter whatever and I didn't take that opportunity like yeah that motherfucker lost I don't feel like rubbing in anybody's face you know and the point I was trying to make to her was like, you know, that you have your political views. I have my political views. You have a person that you like.

I have a person that I like, you know, but at the same time, for the sake of comedy, for the sake of tonight, we all can get along. Yeah. You know, and I don't go at like I don't don't do, like, Donald Trump jokes, just try to shit on him, you know what I'm saying? And normally when I do a Donald joke, Donald Trump, I don't call it a joke, an observation. It's fair, and both sides would be able to agree that it's fair. And I played this card with her the entire night.

And when she said she was a Trump fan, everybody was like, oh, fuck that. I said, no, we're not going to have that i said it is what it is i said i don't think you should really like being upset with somebody because they chose to vote for whoever they wanted to vote for makes no sense that's their god given right yeah that's what it's all about and i was trying to be nice to this lady the whole, we going back and forth. We having fun. She'll smile a little bit. I was trying to be nice.

So when I was playing the Dave Chappelle monologue, and the entire audience, it almost felt like they was watching an episode of the Chappelle show. The attention that they gave it. It was like, we didn't have the big screen. We had two monitors. They all flipped around. People was watching it, and they was excited.

It was like, yeah. And I had already done an hour for comedy. a lady was sitting in front row like is that almost where you were javante and she was like oh oh what is going on what is going on and i'm trying to ignore it because i don't want to distract from what's going on she kept going on then she was like i didn't come here to watch tv i could have stayed home and watched tv and i told her to pause dave i was like look this is the part of this donald you want to get down come on all right baby i was like this is the part of this shit that I don't like the ugliness.

You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to show you love. I'm trying to be cool. And you still just negative and nasty and nasty. And I told her, I said, as much as I try to tolerate it, I said,

and I try to be cool with you. I said, but if you'd rather be home watching TV, get the fuck out of my show. And I felt bad and good saying it at the same time because I knew it was some of her friends that was still there that was like why I but I guess the fact that I was funny it was a good night it didn't really like it didn't really like hurt hurt the show and it was at the end of the show but that's what people don't understand like people make different arguments like what he did for the economy you can break all type of shit down people can say that he signed legislation

that brought a lot of people home from prison that had like these inflatedated prison terms and shit. There's a lot of things you can say, and I've said it before in this podcast, but the dude is so nasty and ugly, it's almost hard for anybody to root for him. I think you said it best. I can't remember what we were talking about. You said he's divisive. He is a divider.

He wants his people to be nasty. Yeah. And the thing about it is, like, I had to explain this to somebody. Like, people seem to think that everybody that voted for him is a racist. And I don't believe that. Right. I don't either, obviously. Everybody has their personal interest on why.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I could have had my personal interest on why I could have voted for him. The fact that I'm a small business. Wouldn't have shocked me, to be honest with you. What? If you voted for him, it wouldn't have shocked me. Why so? Money purposes, you know, maybe taxes.

You know, his tax bracket for people who make money is not bad. You know, you're going to save $10,000 or something like that if you make, if you, I don't know what your, you know, I don't want to to like blow up your spot but if something big happens for you this year which we're all hoping it does it is it is you you're probably gonna make a million bucks you know what i mean like that's you're gonna save ten thousand dollars oh i don't care about that i know you don't care about that but it wouldn't surprise me if you did care about that because some people i know do care about that and i think okay like i said individualism the thing i think the things that i care about the thing that i care about

that um donald trump cared about is trying to in the nastiest way you can trying to uh uh get people to think small business have a business mindset everybody's not gonna do that some people need a nine-to-five some everybody's not a boss i mean if the things that i could say i appreciate um what what um what he did for small businesses and the efforts to try to get people to be in small business and another reason is that i'm a veteran and the things that he's done for the um for the veterans the veteran administration and particularly i have an uncle uncle that is a military guy, not a huge fan of Donald Trump's, but he got sick, you know what I'm saying? And he had to, you know, he got help and treatment in a VA hospital.

And as much as he, like he disagreed with Donald Trump, he said, one thing I can say is the effort that he put in to try to make the vets feel good and get better is everything. So that's the side of it. Sounds like you're trying to give this guy a participation trophy, man. He's out. No, I'm not even arguing that. No, the point I'm saying is, I, you know, I'm not a fan. Right.

You know what I'm saying? But I'm not giving a pass. But, like, I just never could get, probably after the first year, I could never get myself to the point where I said, I fucking hate this dude and let that control my emotions. Yeah. And that means that it would be a person that can, my mood go up and down just because of what he says and what he does

and I just couldn't I couldn't agree with that a lot of people feel differently like some people there's a thing about this is scary part about it what people don't understand is that Donald Trump lost but he lost breaking a record for how many people voted he lost with 70 million maybe a little better people voted for 71 71 and the person that one broke another record at 73 is 74 76 76 but for the most part and still going for the most, that's right down the line. Yeah. I mean, right down the line in terms of electoral college, in terms of popular vote like the rest of the world does, it's a landslide. He lost by six million votes or something like that. That's not the point I'm saying. I'm not talking about why he lost.

What I'm talking about is that the influence and the people that support him oh yeah 70 million people that said i want this to do my president yeah um well i want this guy to be my president they're still out there i know and a lot of them are nasty and angry and i tell people it's going to be a second wave of this where we thought that Donald Trump promoted white supremacy. It was felt like it was in a covert capacity, over capacity, outward capacity. Right now, it's covert. Now, all the motherfuckers that we could hear their voices and everything. We knew there was going to march. Now they're going to go somewhere and they're going to get muted. But it's under. I mean, maybe they come out.

We don't know yet. He hasn't conceded as of now, as of us doing this podcast. He hasn't conceded, and he's running out of legal options. So the next step that he could possibly do, if we want to play war games, he could. Let's say he signs an executive order, and he calls as many security forces like you know these border patrol guys any police officers and the proud boys and any white supremacist groups militia guys to just come to dc lock himself in the in the white house and claim he's going to stay president based on his own perception of how joe biden we're counterproductive but we're totally i mean

it's insane but we're in the middle of a pandemic. Biden could be the president on a Zoom. That's a real talk. Yo, he could just be president on a Zoom, man. Yo, the funniest shit is that Donald Trump might have been what brought Donald Trump down. The people that support him, believe in everything he says so much. He said, don't mail your votes in. Go to the motherfucking polls and shit.

And the mother was like, yeah, we'll do whatever you say. Then what happens? Those mailing joints started dropping and shit. It was like, oh, my God. And the funny thing, like, one minute he says, count. One minute he says, don't count. One minute he's like, no, count. Now, don't count. Did you see that video?

Like, half of his supporters were like, stop the count. And then the other half were like, now count. Did you see that video? Half of his supporters were like, stop the count. And then the other half were like, keep counting. Arizona, two different states. It felt like he was doing one of them line dance. You were like this. To the left, to the left. Now count. Now count.

Now count. Now count. Now stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Now don't count. Now don't count. It was just fucking funny. But I'm going to tell you, I got to be honest, man.

I'm going to miss Donald Trump. Why? Because I love TV. And I don't know who was more entertaining in TV for the last four years than Donald motherfucking Trump. And Twitter. He's probably going to be booted from Twitter. Man, it was times I would come over here some shit and I'll be like this oh shit what time Trump coming on right because you

thought you heard some shit and then you actually heard some crazy shit out of his mouth oh what we thought was crazy 70 70 million plus people didn't think it was crazy. And I'm going to tell you why it got real close and Donald Trump almost won. You know why? Because those motherfucking Make America Great Again people, their flags are a lot bigger than Black Lives Matter flags. True. Man, I don't know where they get these big ass fucking.

Have you seen one Joe Biden flag? I don't think I've seen one Joe Biden flag. I've seen the Biden like posters. Right, I've seen the posters. Somebody hit the market. Somebody hit the market. I haven't seen any hats. Somebody hit the market on goddamn them big ass.

Oh, yeah, that's funny. Those big flags are like a curtain. When I see those flags, I just see, it's sad to say, but I see negativity, I see divisiveness, I see all the bad of what that flag represents.

And the funny thing about it is, that's what you see, but on the other side of it, they see power, empowerment, they see power, empowerment. They see fucking everything. That's so crazy. It is so divided. And people were saying, like, it doesn't matter who wins this election. It feels like everybody lost.

You know what I'm saying? Because everybody's not overly excited about Joe Biden. Well, Joe Biden's not going to be able to do anything unless he wins those two runoff Senate seats in Georgia. Yeah, and that's the side of it. And that's the side that people don't want. Yeah, he won, but it's bigger than that, man. He'll be up there like he'll be a fucking powerless president. Well, let's try to win the Senate.

So we have to help our fellow Georgians vote. If you're in Georgia. No, you have a big influence. You do. If you're not registered to vote and you register to vote and you're... Donnell, you have a big influence. You do. If you're not registered to vote and you register to vote and you're going to vote in these two Senate runoffs... But I'm not going to tell anybody who to vote for. Donnell Rawlings will give you a free

cameo. Yeah, I'm saying just like that because they try to fucking drag me on Instagram. Who tried to drag you? Somebody tried to drag me on Instagram because I posted something when Biden won. I said America has spoken, right? I saw that. Your comments were going crazy. It was going crazy.

And I didn't even say I voted for Joe Biden. I didn't say who I voted for. Motherfuckers just want to be angry about fucking everything. I won't tell you who to vote for, but what I will say is participate. And if you feel strongly about something, this is probably one of the only elections I've seen since I've been

following elections, since I was able to vote where like you really felt like your vote counted when it was going to those little counties and it was counties that was coming up niggas and you know the name of this county it's so many different counties in pennsylvania everybody had a different official and it was so funny because motherfuckers was like it was my voice is never gonna have a chance to get on cnn right like they had like 50 000 like 5 000 votes to let people know they were like i want to shout my mother my father don't forget the album is dropping out in a week y'all support that but let's go back to these let's go back to these numbers but people were so engaged in this people couldn't sleep people were fucking biting their fingernails people were going fucking crazy and it's going to continue this dude donald trump had motherfuckers feeling like like a redskins fan feel you know i'm saying it's like you could be up redskins could be up

by 30 points with two minutes left in the game and you'd be like i'm not changing the channel right anything could happen even when it was like when when like biden when biden was like six electoral votes away motherfuckers was like when he had to have a a run the table motherfuckers was still like it's not over yet right it's not over yet we want somebody says over they're still saying it's not over yet yeah they're still saying every day you know he's zero for 12 now in the court. So, so what's going to happen in January? What happens? He'll get kicked out as soon as this, as soon as the States actually like certify the votes. I don't know when that happens. I mean, he has to concede. It's not in the constitution that he has to succeed, succeed, concede,

concede. Thank you. He has to concede on his own. It's not in the Constitution. They can't force him to concede. He could literally wait until January and not concede, just leave, just be like, fuck off, I'm the president, I'm going to Mar-a-Lago, and then just live his life. I just hope nothing crazy happens where they fucking respect that shit and the outcome changes. And the reason why I don't want that to happen because, man, I want Don lemon to live man

for real don if i'm telling you if any face or any name that took it as personal it was don lemon man like for four fucking years i mean he had a he had to deal with a lie being called being called it who called him a fag somebody just came out and um he he went and addressed the fact that i mean mean, tons of people. Oh, people in the street. Yeah, the street. Oh, yeah. I know.

I heard that. I was like this. Because I was like, I thought you was trying to say, because when I was looking at how stressed out Don Lemon was and how personal and connected he was, I was like, did Donald Trump call him a faggot? And when you said it, I was like, no, he didn't. Because if he had said that, that would have pushed Donald Trump over the limit. I'm telling you. If he would have said that, it would have been fucking crazy, man. I'm sure he says it behind closed doors.

Yeah, but for some people, it's mental health, man. Oh, Maggie wants to be a part of this. Maggie, what are you doing? Oh, make sure she doesn't hit the stop button. All right. All right. Jesus, Maggie. That's right.

Maggie said, you know what? I'm sick of hearing politics. I'm sick of hearing you talking about Donald Trump. I don't even know what Maggie's political views are. Food. She might be a Trumper. Chicken bones. She might be making a try and want to make this shelter.

Nah, she can't even get up into those big trucks, man. There's no way she's a Trumper. No, she's a team Biden. All right, Maggie. She's Biden, man. She's no way she's a Trumper. No, she's a team Biden. All right, Maggie. She's Biden, man. She's Biden, yeah. Biden her food. Get it?

And I'm excited about the first woman VP and black woman in office. So I, as a black woman, would love to celebrate and take the time to acknowledge that. Get it. Get it, girl. And we were going to get to it. And my point was, when I did my show in Houston, right, first off, I was nervous. I hadn't performed during an hour or plus since the pandemic started. So I didn't know if I would be able to stretch what I was talking about.

But then I just found the groove just to be funny. But I said on stage, I said, you know what? Biden won. I said, but he's just the transitional president for us to have our first female and black president. You know what I'm saying? Because if you look at Biden, you're like, I'll give him another two and a half years. That's about it.

And I don't even know if he's super excited, man. It seems like. He's sleepy. The third time, third time's a charm. He probably was like, yeah, I did it. You know? But I even saw one that was like a meme. It was like Kamala saying, we won, Joe.

And then her pushing him over a cliff. No. Yeah, it was so fucked up. But I think that's the position. I don't know how much power he's going to have this next four years. But I will say is that this is the first time in four years that I felt, for the most part, a lot of people in the country were happy, and they just weren't people that supported him.

They had those fucking, like, it was so funny because, well, I'm telling you, you want to be entertained? Switch from Fox to CNN. I do. I do. Oh my God. It's the funniest shit. Did y'all see that one news reporter? He was like, it smells like weed out here.

He was on Fox News outside of the White House and he was like it smells like weed out here he was on fox news outside of the white house and he was just like pointing out all the negatives no way it's so the contrast from cnn had the fuck donald trump song on there did you see that part yo it feels like cnn cnn is like watching a drama and fox is a comedy right because fox be funny shit. They'd be so sarcastic. They are such assholes, man, that you have to enjoy a good fucking joke. I love it. They were talking about how,

um, they was talking about, they was like super spreader events, super set of spreader events. And they was showing like each one of them use footage from, they both promote each other's channel. Right. You know,

they're going back and forth, super spreader events. Right. And then Fox was like, yeah, really? But what about this? And then they show all the celebrations of people happy that Biden won. Them motherfuckers drinking Hennessy and shit.

They out there motherfucking Millie Rocking and shit. And they was like, I don't see a mask. Do you see a mask? Do you see a mask? Do you see a mask? And it's so funny because Biden ran on the fact that he's going to save motherfuckers lives from Corona. Right. That's just that was his whole shit. He got locked into that. He got locked into it the way Donald Trump got locked into building the wall.

He was like, I'm going to say I'm going to I'm going to do it. And right when you say, oh, yeah, do it, Joe. And then Pfizer just announced that they have a vaccine that could be ready by the end of the year that is 90 90 effective we knew it so who gets the credit who gets the credit uh pfizer does they're a german company it's the money comes from berlin it's like it's a world problem you know like donald trump doesn't get credit for this he's's not a fucking scientist. You can't hate science for fucking a year and then be like, oh, I was around while the vaccine was being made. It's like so fucking what? Like you basically called this shit a hoax. You basically said it didn't fucking matter. Your whole fucking cabinet got the shit.

Get the fuck out of the way. He's still giving niggas Rona. Big time. Yo, every week is a new motherfucker with Rona. Oh, Ben Carson. Herman Cain. Herman Cain Rona. Big time. Yo, every week is a new motherfucker with Rona. Oh, Ben Carson. Herman Cain. Herman Cain's dead. Pass away.

That's so sad. That whole cabinet. You could call that the Corona cabinet. Definitely. They are fucking Corona the fuck up. The most non-mask. And I'm telling you, I get frustrated with a mask. I get so frustrated with a mask.

When I see somebody hiking on a nature hike with a mask, I'm like, come on, man. I know you're trying to symbolize something, but that's just way too fucking much. I want this shit to be over. I'm so sick of corona. We're getting there, bro. We're getting there. I'm sick of corona, man.

I'm so sick of corona. I think we should have like a corona party. That's what they're trying to do. That's what the White House is trying to do. I disagree. Like chicken pox. Like chicken pox. Nah, because you get it twice. It's not chicken pox. Nah, we should do it just like chicken pox back in the day. Bite everybody up

for a two-week party. If you die, nigga, you get kicked out the party. We told you that's the story. You know a few people that got it. Go hang out with them. Nah, I'm not going to do that. I got to go at the same time. We all got to get together as a group. I'm good good man. I'll wait for the vaccine. It's coming I mean, we just said just we need a hone down like fucking Lock up the whole entire United States and get rid of this shit and then we can party. Oh, that's what's gonna happen

When with this is about the time it started last year It started getting warmed up. This is about the time. Not the time. Not when it was reported. Right, right, right, right. When it started popping everywhere. Yeah, it definitely was. So do you think it will go into lockdown again?

Oh, the next plan is going to make 100%. Are we even out of lockdown? I feel like we're still in lockdown in California. No, you know, they got different levels for it. You know, we're locked down, but we're not locked all the way down. still in lockdown yeah they got different levels for different levels for like they like you know it's we're locked down but we're not locked locked all the way down like we were like it like uh march or april but what's going to happen i called it i said it last year right when it started getting warmed up i was like corona hit during a time where

it's like cold and flu season it's depressing weather was bad it's cold it's rainy people feel like it won't be in the house and you it just felt ugly and i said the minute it goes uh starts getting warm start hitting them 85 90 degree temperatures people gonna start doing outdoor activities people gonna find different ways to social distance and entertain and exactly that exact exactly what i said it happened happened almost exactly in the time. But I also said, have fun in the summer because when the fall comes back, it's going to get popping again. And right now, you see cases are jumping up right now. We're getting ready to get into weather where people feel fucked up, dark, and depressed.

And we're going to go. There's no way and then Biden that's going to what's going to be the biggest impact when it comes to dealing with the coronavirus other than saying fuck it we're stopping we're going to get this shit straight you know I encourage people like if the vaccine comes in the winter

well folks take the vaccine and just do your own lockdown you taking the vaccine? yeah I'm taking the vaccine are you taking the vaccine? 100% and see here's another thing i know why why why you know no you know it's so funny this is a whole thing and that's going to be that's going to be an issue yeah like people make course people are going to make the argument would i take the vaccine or not but what do you i'm like what do you wait what is what are people going to wait for? I don't know.

Misinformation. It's misinformation. That's the thing. They run through trials. I mean, you can't find me information that vaccines are bad. What percentage of American people are vaccinated? 96%. Everybody in the military is. Everybody in the military.. Everybody in the military.

Most people in the world are. You know, you are, I am, Donnell is. Like 96% of everyone you know, right? The only thing they say is vaccines cause autism. There's literally no proof of that. Some people have autism. I understand that. Nope, zero proof.

Zero proof. Okay, I'll look that up. No, no, you do look it up. And you're going to find like Jenny, what's that fucking dumb actress chick's name? It's a lot of them. Yeah. You're going to find information on like

you know, whatsthetruth org.zr You know, it's no fucking you're not going to meet a single doctor. So if people aren't waiting for the vaccine dealing with this, what are they waiting for? What do you mean? It's like the iPhone for me.

I'll wait till the second round. I don't know. I think people, you know, I think people are just generally, you know, not scared of getting it, you know? Yeah. You know what? There's people that walk around that are afraid to get it. I'm not.

God forbid if it happens. Right. But I'm not walking around afraid of getting it. I'll do take all the precautions not to get it. But I'm not like, ha, ha, ha. I'm not like white chick at Barbecue Becky and fucking calling police on motherfuckers because they had charcoals. I'm not like that. But I'm just like, chicken barbecue Becky And fucking calling the police on motherfuckers Because they had charcoals I'm not like that But I'm just like

What could possibly be the answer If you have a vaccine Nobody Wants to take it Oh you're fucked If you have a vaccine and nobody wants to take it You're fucked I guess that's why

People are afraid of a mandatory vaccine because at that point, do you force people to take it as a society? When you think about leaders of countries, right? You think about Joe Biden. Okay, he's not a lizard. Sorry, he's just a person. He has to make decisions like you and me. His decisions happen to affect a billion people so what do

you do you know honestly you have a family of like 30 people and they're you know they're sick they're they're potential to get the measles you know back in the day or the or the black plague or whatever and then you think okay if everyone took this medicine we'd be fine but if six people don't take it uh then we're fucked. But the people that's complaining about the people that, it's probably going to be most people that's complaining about there's not a vaccine. Once you give them the vaccine, they're not going to take the vaccine. So I'm trying to understand.

I'm just curious to know what are people waiting for? Right. I don't know. I mean, I think a lot of people are just waiting for society to get on with it and just go with what they consider the herd immunity route, which is everyone just not give a fuck and get the with it and just go with the herd what they consider the herd immunity route which is everyone just not give a fuck and get get the economy open and just whatever happened with the herd immunity did that work out no of course it hasn't worked out you can't achieve herd immunity because you're hearing this from people that aren't scientists the scientists will

say no you can't achieve herd immunity is something that happens when you have a vaccine you know you don't run through chicken pox. We didn't solve, you know, we didn't beat chicken pox. We didn't beat measles by all getting it. You beat it with a vaccine and enough people take the vaccine and then it doesn't have room to like, you know, run around. I thought immunity was a chick that was a stripper in a club down in Atlanta. And she was talking to me and they said, what did she say? But Immunity was a chick that was a stripper in a club down in Atlanta. I think so. And she was talking to me, and they said, what did she say?

I said, I don't know, but I heard Immunity. And Immunity said that I need some more cash. I need to make it rain. People don't want to get excited about the vaccine. They're going to talk trash. But when the vaccines come, they're not going to do it. And I'm going to tell you the people that are not going to do it, black people do not fuck with vaccines.

Black people do not fuck with vaccines. Break it down. What? Black people don't fuck with vaccines. Black people do not fuck with vaccines. Break it down. We don't trust with the health. History. Let me ask you this. Are there deep conspiracy theories in the black community? I don't know what they are, but every time I hear somebody say vaccine, black people are like,

I ain't fucking with that shit. Through history, we just don't trust the healthcare system. White people with needles? We don't trust the healthcare system. White people with needles? I don't trust white people with needles. We don't trust the healthcare system, period. So I think that's where it stems from. I can see that.

I mean, when you look at something like Flint, Michigan, and you watch, there's a Netflix documentary. I think it's Michael Moore, actually. Speaking of Flint, Michigan, my question is, is the water still brown? is Is the water still brown? Yeah, the water still The water still brown Yeah

So what you're telling me Is the water still Looks like unsweetened tea And Popeyes? Yep What are we gonna do About the fucking water? How long has this been

Dirty water, dear? I know you know the answer It's been years Did the water deal with Any type of herd immunity? I'll tell you what happened, man Did the water get vaccinated? Okay, answer the question.

They fucking... I just learned this. It's sad. I think it's a Michael Moore documentary. The fucking government, the governor decided to just... They had clean water, and the governor decided to create jobs

to create a new water pipeline from a different water source just to create jobs. And the water source was instead of like that really clean lake they have, like Lake Erie or whatever.

To where the white people go, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Michigan has like the cleanest fucking water. And they decided to take it from a river. And you know the rest of the story. The water is fucking tainted

and has lead in it. Wait a minute. They took river water? Yeah. You guys know over the summer I've turned into the river ninja and I don't understand what's wrong with that governor or whoever had anything to do with that. But there's nothing more refreshing than goddamn river water. What can we do about it now, dearie?

I guess they could go back to the old pipelines and just revert back to the lake. Speaking of pipelines, I haven't had any ass in I don't know how long, and I wanted to know who wants to get with the River Ninja so I can lay some pipeline. Don't comment now,

you can slide into my DM. I'm just joking because the last time I did that, it didn't bode well for me and my whatever. Trash day. We're not going to do that today. We're not going to do that. We're not going to do that. We're not going there today.

We're not going to go trash day. We're not going there today. No, the reason why we're not going to go trash day is because it's been very funny. Listen, can we at least, I want to do like, I want to set Donnell up on a date. That's a great idea. It's a great idea. A date for what? A date.

For a podcast episode. A date? It's a reality show That's a great idea. It's a great idea. A date for what? A date. For a podcast episode. A date? It's a reality show. Here's the thing. It is a reality show. No, here's the thing. People want to see it. Here's the thing.

A date? Here's the thing. Right. Unless you're emotionally available and in the mind frame to be able to engage being in someone's life and them in your life away from fucking you have to be in a mental space and you know i'm saying there's no it's no like you know my you know what it is i love my son you know i'm saying i love the fact that um um his mom gave me the best gift of my life. But it ain't no secret that that's not popping. But here's the thing.

When people are moving on, when a relationship, it's so hard to connect with the next person if you got so much emotions involved in the transition from the last person. And it's even tougher when there's a kid. This is some real shit. It's tougher.

Because it's easy for people to say, fuck that. We started off strong. It's not working. Blah, blah, blah. It's so easy to say, fuck it. And so I had like shitload of those relationships where it's like, bitch, I hope I never see you again. And guess what? I never saw the bitch again. You know what I'm saying? had like shitload of those relationships where it's like bitch i hope i never see you again and guess what i never saw the bitch again right you know what i'm saying but this is different because

and i'm not gonna call her a bitch but i'm always gonna see her and the reason i'm always gonna see her is because i'm so committed to being a dope dad you know i'm saying i'm not gonna be the dad like here's some money whatever I'm not gonna just be the birthday dad directly involved and going back to your question about set me up with a date like bitches love me it's a known fact it's a known fact it's a known fact they do and I'm not saying like I'm all this and that but my person they just love me I've seen it it'd be great we should do it have you seen flavor of love flavor of love can we get like a flavor of love style show we should do that like bring like

old fuck yeah i love new york flavor of love okay the reason why i'm saying actually larry of love the reason i'm saying that would work for a TV show, but in real life, and the point I was trying to make is that I'm guilty of it. A lot of people are guilty of it. When one relationship was ending, you're seeking a certain thing. You know what I mean? And then when that person, that next person presents himself to you, you only see all the shit that you like.

You only see all the shit that you like. Oh, my God, this is amazing. This person isn't like so-and-so. But the reason why, because you don't know that person. Right. You're putting your perception into their being. You don't know that person. So somebody told me this, and you probably heard it before.

Like, when you first meet somebody, they send their representative. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's the reason why a lot of women never going to go out to meet somebody without makeup or anything. I'd like to add that after you meet the representative, you may find someone that you really, really like.

Let's get nine representatives in a room. Marijuana. See what pops off. I do believe that. But for a person To even entertain The idea of Wanting to be with

Somebody else You gotta let it go But let me be clear I don't want you to be happy I just want to laugh I think it would be funny to get nine hoes in a room I want to be happy I am happy To a certain extent

And I've had them once with Darnell. I want to be happy. I am happy. I know you are. I am happy. To a certain extent. Darnell. That's it. And I've had them ones. Becky's called me Darnell all the time. They call me Darnell. They don't call... I know one thing

that white girls do. They don't call me trash dick. I know one thing. I never heard that. How could they? Darnell. I heard huge... Darnell, you want some breakfast?

But the point I was making again, trying to make, since all y'all want to be the interrupters and shit is that until you like clear up and this goes for me and probably anybody else

this may be going through a similar situation until you clear up clear up and get an understanding on with the past relationship or with the kid and everything. I don't think it's fair to the next person. You know what I'm saying? I don't think it's fair to like half the time you be like, ah, we argued about this.

We did this. You know, it's just a problem. So me personally, before I know, before I get there, I'm just gonna have to get to a great understanding, a system on how, you know, what's gonna be the best thing for my son, and I think once I get to that point, then I might be open, but you get to a certain age or whatever, man, like, to say fuck love it's so easy when you keep doing those three years here three years there four years and then you say to yourself maybe love is not for me you know some people yeah you reach a certain age you just yeah i mean I'm married and I'm like not that into love either. Yeah, but you don't look happy though.

I am. You don't look like a nigga. I am happy. I love my wife. Yo, but you know. That's right, David Durie. If you look at his face on a daily basis, you would be surprised that he's happily married.

You would think he's madly married. Oh, my God. I love the fact that you try to convince me that that bullshit he just said. Hey, I'm happy. I'm like, well, didn't you need to, as they say in the streets, fix your face and look like you're happily married. Look at me. I fixed my face.

After you said that, don't you feel like I've changed? No, no, no. Your face is like, now you look happily married right now. No, but since you said that I need to fix my face or whatever you said, my attitude. Yeah, but the whole thing is like, when you tell somebody to fix your face,

when they come back with their face too fixed, then it's like this. Oh, this nigga. He's really fixed his face too much. Now it's like over fixed now. You know what I'm saying? Can't win.

No, it is. But it's like this. You got this face, but this one is there. It's like, oh, I'm going to bring it down. It's like the Kanye. Kanye. He forces up the smile, but then it goes back to his settling face. Bitch face.

Yeah. But. Did you watch Kanye on Rogan? No, I didn't. No. Okay. Nope. It's hard to talk about it then.

Yeah, you can talk about it. No, no. It's hard for you to talk about it. No. Well, how do I think the interview probably went? He started talking about spaceships. He started talking about stuff that only Kanye would understand. I think Kanye West needs a translator.

Yeah, that's true. He talked about a lot of crazy shit. Yeah, I think he was like, he said weird shit. He should have somebody say what he was trying to say. Yeah, I think that would help him a lot. You know what? I agree with you. Him and Dave Chappelle are really close friends.

I said, Dave, why don't you just translate? Yeah, that'd be super funny, too. It would be funny. Dave's kind of the opposite. Dave makes sense constantly. Yeah, Dave makes too much sense, too. It would be funny. It would be a fun show. Dave's kind of the opposite. Dave makes sense constantly. Yeah, Dave makes too much sense. He makes too much sense. It makes too much sense.

Like, over the summer, it's like we would go to the shack, and there was always a moment where he had to do a speech. Right? It was always. And he's like this. You have no. Man, man. He always had his hand going like this, right?

And it could be anything. It could be like a fucking fly on a counter he was like man I've dated some women in the past and they thought they were fly but man you have no idea how high this fly can actually fly and then he had the DJ play a song

that's how it was yeah what were he um wait oh yeah what I say your face damn I forgot already yeah you said my face you said I don't show it or something like that so I did challenge my friends because I've been looking for, like, not the perfect couple, but I've been looking for couples that are happy, happily married, and happy with children, and I can't find any. That's a tough one. And they got to be together?

They have to be together. I just want to talk to one couple. That's what I was going to say. That's the other side. That's what I was going to say. I know a lot of those people. Right. But it doesn't come off like because when a single person or a young single person sees that in their mind, they think something different.

Then what's the reality of being a happy couple is like you're just living your life. You know? No, the reality of being a happy couple now is just show it on Instagram. That's where every relationship is the best shit ever, boy. I want to see those pictures before you actually post that shit. Yeah, right. Yo, Instagram is so irritating, man, because it is so easy. It's like Donald Trump.

It's so easy to manipulate the media to believe whatever the fuck you want to believe. Right. And that shit, most of that shit is goddamn bullshit. I was talking to somebody the other day, and I was like, but I really wanted it to work. One of my situations at work, I really wanted the two parents together, blah, blah, blah type shit. And they basically told me,

when's the last time you seen that work? Right? And then I started looking at it. I don't know if it's just like how you were raised or whatever, but I was like, you know, I don't know a lot of success stories, but I do know a few of them. And then when you see a success story like that, you're so proud of it and so happy about it.

One of my good friends, he was a VP at Pepsi, he was a vice president of North America North American North American market. He was a VP for marketing. He was a big dog. And he had two young kids, right? And then he's a lawyer too.

He went to school with Barack. And whenever something big happens, I always call him just to hear what my lawyer needed to say. Somebody's like, Harvard University, you know, and we were just talking about the electionary thing. And, you know, both of us had some frustration. And I was like, you know what? I feel good when I go to your son's Instagram.

He has a son that's an actor, very nice-looking dude. Just you could tell when kids had a great upbringing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And their parents gave them every opportunity. You could tell. You could tell on just how they carried themselves and everything. And I was like, as crazy as the world may be to you, buddy,

I'm pretty sure that every time, like, I can just imagine the smile that's on your face every time you look at your son. Like, I'm proud, and I'm not even the motherfucker's dad. You know? And then even with the whole thing with the outcome of the election and everything, and David Goggins did say, he said, you're looking for change with everybody else. You're looking for through with everybody else you're looking for hope everybody else but you have to take individual responsibility and try to live the best life you can with with who's ever in office you know then when i say that people like

but what do you say about so so i mean right, what I what my biggest concern is what I can do for my family, what I can do for my family and what I can do for my friends. If I can figure out a way to be happy with that, then I'm living a good life. That's my idea. What a good life is. Pissed off somebody else's problems don't make no sense. I'm telling you, this episode, it's not the normal episode with us joking and everything. It's kind of, to be quite honest,

it's kind of weird because the country is in a weird place right now. We're in a place right now where people want to celebrate, but they don't want to celebrate too much. People want to be mad, but they don't know how long they're gonna be mad my tax guy is a Trump supporter and we had very good conversations about Trump bought him as a president and everything. And the motherfucker saved me so much money, I was like, I'm here to listen.

But the thing was, I was talking, how do you feel? And his biggest point was, like, how would it affect small business or whatever. And he said he doesn't really have the personal connection to him like that, like believe in all the shit that he says. But he said, but but you know biden it's my president he said he's okay guy we'll just see what happens you know we'll see what happens i know one thing that's going to happen this podcast is going to celebrate its one year anniversary not this episode not this episode yeah i believe next episode next episode will

be the one year anniversary i think so yo the podcast is so interesting when i got into this because i always when i first started doing it or the thought of doing i was like this i looked at it as stand up where every i was like this every episode i gotta kill right every episode i have no room to make mistakes i i thought that but then i talked to people and as it went on it's like you when you build a podcast especially from scratch most people do people get to know you they they follow you for the dope episodes they talk shit about you on the fucked up episodes but if you can get them to continue to tune in and find that you're still interested you got a shot of making it this going on our year it's going to be our year anniversary and it went fast yeah i think we're up to like 44 000 subscribers the buzz is

out our assets do well. The YouTube clip part is picking up. We got merch. Also, I'm starting to see in the comedy community that people are engaged with the show. I won't say who likes it and who don't like it, but like radio, man. People used

to follow certain radio programs because they hated motherfuckers. So however you listen, however you watch, I don't. Give a fuck. Just watch. Yeah, we got to get the YouTube up to 50K. Yeah, let's make that happen. We should give out a gift.

To 50,000? Yeah, we could give out some gifts. You know what we should give out? No, I'm not falling for that i'm not falling for it no what you said that like she said that like it was like she you almost went for it i was look look he's so happy he said it is like these nuts yo dearie is so happy man you can get wiping with a nut joke every god damn three minutes he can go to the bathroom I get him again like fuck he got

him again he got me again and I'm happily fucking married D's nuts but what I think I might do is like the very first podcast I ever tried which I thought was an epic failure I'm not in I might for our year anniversary I might just play

that one just to show the growth from the first time I ever tried to do a podcast into where we are right now. And I might just twerk We could do a review of it. Yo yo you know what don't even start that shit women are so funny dude I don't know if you understand this every woman

loves to twerk right every woman that loves to twerk. Right. Every woman that has a twerk video, their girl probably holding the video, right, holding the camera, rather, and they go off like nobody watching. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And they get that shit bouncing and everything. Then they turn around like, oh, let me stop.

Stop. Uh-uh. Y'all play too much. We didn't play too much you played too much this weekend i did a show in atlanta right and it was so interesting because there was a table of black women right and i felt so bad and it was all nice looking and everything and i came out to cardi b wop right and i was like who got that wet ass pussy they was like and this one girl she just got up started dancing this start twerking and she did the

joint when you lock your leg yeah yeah she did that joint like and look back at it everything she was so proud of her twerking I was like oh I miss you let me get my phone I wouldn't got my phone came back and she kept doing it and she was like oh oh i was like these freaky bitches nasty as shit right i i don't know why i just associate um twerking with like um somebody being i know this is so wrong you know i don't i don't um connect it with like someone that goes to church every sunday i just think because i know what it does for me mentally. So she going on and on and on, right? She twerk like, oh, motherfucker's like, yo, we're going to do it again, right?

So as the night progressed, I was at the table. And I was, I said, what do you do? This bitch, I mean, Queen said, she said, oh, go ahead. She said, I'm a federal prosecutor. Yep. We coming all. Yo. Yo.

And then the next one across from her, I was like, what this ho do? She's a lawyer. I was like, oh. I said, what the bitch in the back do, right? It was like, she's a doctor. I'm like, damn. Go black excellence, right? But I'm still in my mind thinking that twerking is just reserved for state.

I didn't know that these, I didn't know lawyers and doctors and all of them twerk. And then one of the girls over there, she had a mask on because you buy the tables, right? She had a mask on. And I was like, oh, you're scared of somebody? She was like, I know it's a pandemic. I said, we all know it's a pandemic, right? And then I turned around. When I looked on the other side she had a mask on but did she had just this shirt this deep this deep v-neck this deep v-neck

right and she had joints imagine those times 30 all right like like like and I was like oh shit I said um I said you cover your face but you don't cover them titties, dude. She was like, don't you worry about my titties, right? It was so funny because I was like, you said you can't judge a book by its cover, right? But, man, she was twerking. I was like, she probably a freak and everything. And, like, it was just so dope to see a table.

It was like about eight black women, all of them successful. They wasn't prudish, they wasn't like judgmental, and they was having a great fucking time, man. I didn't know that. Javanta has a twerk video. She's a dancer. So she's a dancer, and twerking is a,'s a it's a form of dance it's a form of

dance right and she sent me the video right fuck with me i don't know i don't even know what i don't know yeah it was like i was joking around or something i did yeah yeah thank you all right thank you the video it came with a joke yeah it came with a joke of course it came with you it just wasn't like she said the twerk pic they like this one time oh yeah donna your daughter says you it was a joke or something i don't know we go back and forth it is what it is right and i saw the video i was like this this is gonna get some followers i was like this is and i didn't think about anything perverted anything i was gonna i wanted to use it the same way like they did the vote joint you know get your booty to the poll yeah we played it on the last yeah get your booty on a pole that's what i thought

it was i was like this i would never try to exploit her or anything like that i'll be like be disrespectful but i'm just saying that video I'm telling you I know like the people that support poster girl and cinnamon they would really appreciate here's the thing and then she was dancing but it wasn't like she was dancing like no guys I know it was her and her girlfriend and they were showing off cuz your girl y'all the ones that make motherfucking tricks once you hear this like it's on hey hey it's on and popping right and i was like damn that video and i was like i'm going to i said um i

i stuttered when i actually i was like um you think we could um only as an asset literally a asset you know could we use it to promote? I wasn't trying to come off Weinstein-ish or anything. Like, sell some bullshit. I was like, you think we could possibly, like, do it? Like, play the video and just subscribe to the channel? You know what I mean? Like, not like, yo, y'all see this?

You know? She was not having it. She was not having it. She was not having it. But. Maybe for the one year. For the one year. We never know. We never know.

This probably wasn't the most electric podcast. And sometimes you might have to go out of bang I honestly think this would be a great time to show Twerk Nation let them see what is working with and she has a brain

behind that but sometimes you search for assets and you never know they're right there we maybe we do a poll on patreon page wait a minute so you twerk for money you just you twerk for money I've danced for for my whole career. No, no, no, no, no. You know it's different. No, it's different dances. Motherfuckers in Atlanta, when they hear dancing, they don't think it's like no fucking Juilliard type of shit.

Whatever. No. So you twerk for money. That's the thing. A woman will not release a twerk video if there's no monetary gain at the end of that. Is it fair to say that, dearie? Is that what you got from that conversation?

Yep. That's what we got from that conversation. Maggie. I mean, likes don't pay the bills. True. Likes will pay the bills if that one like is sliding that DM the right way. What you mean? I pay the bills and still don't.

Let me tell you one thing, honey. Sometimes just paying the bill is not enough. You got to pay the bills. You got to take the trash out. You got to do the laundry. And you got to eat a lot of pussy. That's the new wave right there. I remember back in the day, just paying the rent was enough.

But now you got to work that motherfucking tongue. I remember where you got to touch the dangly thing in the back of that throat. Maggie, we're about to leave soon. But now there's a different wave. There's women out there now that have that wet-ass pussy. And the wet-ass pussy doesn't require a lot. And the wet-ass pussy needs a mop and a bucket. The wet-ass pussy doesn't work. It doesn't require a lot and the wet ass pussy needs a mop and a bucket the wet ass pussy doesn't work it doesn't clean but that wet pussy can tell you how it got that ring i don't know if anybody's comment sessions have that wet pussy but what i found out about a lot of these wops is that this

and i'm going to save it to the end a lot of WAPs are broke as a motherfucker. Your motherfucking pussy is wet as shit, but your purse is dry as a motherfucker. So to all the WAPs out there,

let's put things in... Some of them know how to make money. Some of them know how to make money, but a lot of them have very moist pussy and the pocketbook is very dry. So my suggestion is this. Maybe you want to take some of that wet ass pussy and put it on that dry ass fucking purse. That's right.

You want to get that money moisturized? Put a little wet-ass pussy on it. We all know you don't have to cook or you have to clean, but that goddamn purse isn't going to have the dry throat like this. I don't cook. I don't clean. I'm an older guy, so if you try to just support. I'm an older guy, so if you just try to get me the wet ass

pussy, guess what, I'd like to eat if you don't cook and you're clean I'd rather have some dry ass pussy nothing like a bitch that has a casserole and some peach cobbler this is the Don Air Rollins show we're making our way up to the top we'll get there, you got the hair

and you got the tortoise. The tortoise and the hare. We're the tortoise and we're going to take our time to get where we want to get. Shout out to Javanta. Shout out to David. And shout out Maggie.

Maggie has no butt. Looks like her dad. Maggie. Oh, what's up Maggie? Say hi to everybody. Until next time. It's the Donnell Rawlings Show, and we love you. Good night. Thank you.