Donnell - From The Creeks Back To The Streets

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

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I'm trying not to interrupt you I'm trying not to interrupt you I'm trying not to interrupt you The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. All right, boys and girls. After 45 shows, how many shows we got listed? Anybody can answer that question? Anybody want to raise their hand?

Does anybody know the question, too? Are we Googling what episode we're in right now? Hey, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Do you know how many episodes we've done so far? Okay. Slick. Isn't her new nickname Slick?

Yeah. How many episodes? Does anyone know? I know you, the audience, know, but guess what? Javanta doesn't know the answer. 38? Oh, no. Has it been 38?

Let's see. 38. 38. Let me see. Do the math right here. 38 is 12 episodes shy of what we were trying to do with summer camp in Yellow Springs, Ohio. As you can tell by the intro, from the streets to the creeks. But now we're from the creeks back to the streets.

David, how are you? J. David, how are you? Javanta, how are you? I'm great. I'm great. Feeling good. You feeling good? Yep. What is the exciting thing about being back in Los Angeles, California?

And what is the troubling thing about it? Please, no one yell out at the same time. I'm going to do it this way. Javanta, how do you answer? Wait a minute. I got a feeling this is going to be a fun-filled show. It's 95 degrees outside with a lot of forest fire smog going on, but the temperature feels good.

And when the temperature feels good, you sweat, which cleans your pores and make you feel good so what's the best thing about being back in smog angeles california well i must say i love having fast internet service so that was the biggest thing for me when we got back I'm like I'm using my computer and I'm not having to wait 500 hours when you pick me up at the airport and then I went to your place just to like regroup for a bit and I hadn't seen you for a while that was the first thing I noticed I mean I know you're not supposed to get sexually aroused by how what type of internet

connection you have but I'll tell you what it was great i clicked on some and i was like whoa i was like i didn't have to move i didn't have to look for a better signal in the house i didn't have to compete with 30 people being on the same uh server i guess at the same time and it felt amazing it felt like i'm like oh it just made me just want to start googling more shit yeah and everything so that was that was one of the best feelings about coming home I think one of the best feelings but also the weather you know cuz Ohio is getting cold so right I can appreciate a late summer so I can still do you have a problem with cold I do I have scoliosis

so my my back always hurts when it gets cold so that's why when i move you got scoliosis yeah i have scoliosis i don't know the guys that have dated gervan to the past but what does that back do when it has curvature of the spine do they dig into it do they expose the wop or do you just straighten them out i just had to say that because when i'm sorry oh my god you gonna hold that i'm saying we ain't doing that doing that we doing it let it go I thought I had scoliosis damn black people just always hunched yeah well I've developed scoliosis throughout middle school I found out and then dance and ballet helped my spine and my posture but it was tough for me when I was born I was born like extremely pigeon-toed. So I wore

corrective shoes. I wore like Forrest Gump shoes. Oh, you wore orthopedic shoes? I wore those shoes. My cousin, my brother would make me run just so I can trip over my feet and fall. So I've definitely had a tough time throughout my childhood, but dance really helped me. And dealing with scoliosis, the pain, especially my later years in New York City, in winter, it got so cold and I'm dealing with scoliosis, the pain, especially my later years in New York City. In winter, it got so cold and I was so happy to move out of the cold. I just, I love the, like layering. I love to wear winter clothes, but I don't really like the cold.

You know when I was born? In the 40s? I know, you know what? You know what? If this was the Lakers, that was definitely a alley-oop. I was like, as soon as I said it, I was like, Vietnam or whatever. I remember the first time I saw Donnell's ID and I saw his real age. Yo, what are you trying to say?

Because you would lie. You would lie all the time. I didn't lie to you. You overheard me lying. No, you would lie. You'd be like. I never lied to you. I lied to myself.

What would he say he was 40 for a very long time i'll tell you that yo first off i wasn't 40 for a very long time i was 39 for a very long time right i pushed 39 i pushed 39 to so long i asked so how old I look? And I know. And the thing about it was, there's no way anybody would, like, honestly guess my right age. There's no way. No. Only, like. Look, look, look. You have.

Wait, look. I feel like the gray matures you. I don't look good. In my own way, whatever that is. You I mean for for older guy for older guy how old are you don't know you know I'll just say I hit I hit he's 39 you're 39 I've had so I'm 39 I've had some tell your fans how old you really are I had some let's do a contest listen I had some um I've said this I've had some. Let's do a contest. Listen, I had some, I have to say this, I have had some,

what do they call it? Those landmark birthdays? Oh yeah, landmark birthdays. Yeah, let's do it. I think we should do a contest and the fans. Okay,

we are going to do a contest. We are going to do what y'all think on everything. Let's do what y'all think. Okay. Okay, go ahead.

Well, I know your age though. Yeah, we know. I know. I know it. But what I am saying is, I know it. I. Yeah, we know. I know. I know it. But what I'm saying is... What?

I know it. I know it, right? I definitely know what I'm saying. But what I'm saying is... What? What I'm saying is nobody, honestly, would say I am as old as I am. Right, but if we have a competition... Have a competition.

They could do it on the goddamn timeline right now. And they could... We could see... It don't matter. They can go right now. This is going to be some big... And then what would the winner win? Like... um oh i got a prize for the win but we never gonna know like a riverbelt they get you know what if you win x how guess how old donnell

is and it's gonna be some people that know exactly because i have fans that i went to high school i don't friend them on facebook because they'll blow your shit up but there's gonna be some people that's gonna be like bam but here's the point i'm making i know i don't look my age right right that's what i'm saying and whenever someone you know they're like what some people laugh you know i'm saying but some people say oh shit yeah you're saying so winning a prize okay they gotta do something else but anything whatever whatever game we decide we're gonna play you can win a river bag. And this is what I love about this river bag here is that this represents my brand for the summer of 2020. Did I ever think that I would go to a small town like Yellow Springs, Ohio, and embody nature, be a river ninja and have so many river bitches wanting

to ride my oar I don't know what what is it a lie the river bitches wasn't trying to fuck the river bitches wasn't digging me in Javanta huh there wasn't looking to be like there you go the groupie river bitches

yeah yeah I'm just saying i don't care where the bitches come from you just want to feel wanted you know what i'm saying it was a river bitch as long as you're not alone in the canoe you're good right but let me tell you we'll get to that too about my canoe all right um i don't care about that but it feels good to this is gonna be so difficult. You're going to laugh through this whole episode. It feels good to feel desirable. Yeah.

Don't just, I know you get it a lot. Isn't it the wrong type of desirable? Like, wouldn't you rather feel desired by someone that actually cares about you and love you as opposed to cares about the idea? It all depends. I'll tell you. I've had a few. It all depends on what I want. That's a very female perspective, right?

No, no, no. No, it all depends. I understand the question she's asking me a few, it all depends on what I want. That's a very female perspective, right? No, no, no, no. It all depends. I understand the question she's asking me. Yeah. How does it feel good? It's like this.

So, Donnell, they care about you. What do they like about you? Whatever. And like, what makes them, makes me desirable? Now, I'll answer that question

as truthfully as possible. It all depends on what's going on in my life at the moment. Right. You know what I'm saying? You know, back in the day, right?

I'll qualify my statement before I say it back in the day um i just wanted you to know me from tv right that's it if i go to a bar and and if you don't know me from tv i'll be like yeah i don't have time for getting to know your favorite color i don't have time for getting to know your favorite color. I don't have time to like wonder how your traveling experiences have been. I don't have time for that. But that's just like what you need. So that's just because the end goal would be the ass. Yeah, the end goal is to smash. You know what I'm saying?

That's the old Donnell. Not that old. Not that old. But you know what I'm saying? It's just sometimes that sometimes sometimes sometimes emotionally sometimes emotionally yo you about to yell out like like last week donald exactly all right get ready to blow me up i'll tell it i'll tell it y'all ain't shit y'all ain't shit but i'm happy y'all are smiling i'm happy the lights are right i'm happy

that we troubleshot everything oh here we go i am so happy these lights are right i'm so right like i'm so happy she's back to her life but i guess the different times your life you know you like you know it's something to be said about groupie love it's something you don't you don't want you don't want it all the time but it's something to be said about groupie love it's something you don't you don't want you don't want it all the time but it's something to be said about somebody appreciate things that you've accomplished and they like you just for that you know i mean was that you talking about that fan pussy who was talking about that's all right all right all right ollie ollie ollie yeah ollie was talking about fan but she was talking about river dick too but i had a similar situation so did i finish go the second part but it's no because i don't want to move on from this topic i They should be talking about Riverdick too. But I had a similar situation. Did I finish?

Go. The second part. Groupie love. No, because I don't want to move on from this topic. Can I just get it out? I know what I want to do. I think it's a part two of the topic. Okay. One idea of feeling desirable is for shallow things.

You know what I'm saying? Nigga get a new car just because. Oh shit, I like your car then another one is when you want somebody to like you for purely who you are on the inside and we mix those up so much you know what i'm saying we mix them up so much that the the exterior person and and the person on the inside then you get to play like this i want somebody to you know care about me because they think i'm a point where you're like, I want somebody to care about me because they think I'm a great guy. You know, I got a good heart.

Sometimes you want a bitch because like, I want that bitch to think I'm funny. Whenever you see a motherfucker got a chick at a party and he's like going one-on-one and she hee-hee, ha-ha, in the back of his mind, he's like, oh, this is cool. I got him. They're going in. But you know, you want to feel, I think you want to feel desirable in all those ways.

I think groupie love feeds a motherfucking ego. But then when you first meet somebody, they'll feed your ego. And then after a while, they'll cut it off. And then. Or what about it? Have you ever had the experience? No, listen, listen. They'll cut that shit off. And about have you ever had the experience and you like your ego be starving your ego be like an african nigga with flies on the stomach your ego's like oh shit i'm

losing weight and motherfuckers i want to continue but what would you say well from my perspective and my experience and where i'm at in my career i had a um a conversation with someone I was dating and it felt like I was even being treated like a regular Like not a regular girl, but like I'm not a hard worker Like so I equate like me as a whole and what I bring to a relationship It intertwines with my career and what I've accomplished I ask you this question. Yeah, when it turns into that part in that relationship, at the beginning, did the person acknowledge it, embrace it, and then love it? And did they just flip on the same thing

they got connected with? Yeah, but it wasn't even really acknowledged, and that's where it was like, okay, maybe even for me, have I lived my life where, okay, my career establishes who I am or what I've accomplished. That's what I lead with when I present myself in a new relationship. You know what, I don't think you'll ever get there. But I don't. I don't think you'll ever get there.

Can I finish my thought? Yeah, but I know ADD. Just respect my ADD. Oh, my God. You more focused. I'm sorry, but just let my ADD go. Like you were saying saying career and everything. Yeah.

And having you accomplish a certain amount of things. I personally think of knowing you that you'll, with your career, I don't think you'll ever feel like this is it. And that's what drives you. You know what I'm saying? I think it'll always, you know, some people are like this. I did this. I did this. I'm there.

I believe you, even when you get there and you've got there at different stages of your career it'll be something else yeah it'll be something else but it's still like should it affect your relationships and how you build with someone and whether it's romantic whether you're just fucking or like should that be defining you do you understand your eyes no you and both both in both eyes like i feel like that's my that has been i don't even think it's been crippling but it's something that i've noticed lately like i am who i am but i also have done this and this so i'm not no basic bitch like do you know what i'm saying so as you get older so it's the same as you. I know this is going to sound crazy.

As you get older, this is how I feel. As you get older as a woman, people are like, you don't have to tolerate nothing, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But a lot of those women become bitter older bitches. You know what I'm saying? Well, not to happen is they fulfill everything they want in their career. They fulfill everything. I did this. I'm a boss bitch.

Yes, I go to the power meetings. We read books and shit together. You know what I'm saying? We do all that shit. But then you i'm saying we do all that shit but then you'd be like this as you get older you'd be like this is that the ultimate happiness you always striving to be better excelling your shit but then it comes i i'm not a woman but i've known from having a conversation with i'm talking about women that are in the business of executives you know i'm saying they're successful in life the thing they draw back on is things part of things that they didn't have in their in their lives and a lot of those women were women that had again had the success and everything but they didn't have the love because they put their love somewhere else you know i mean same

way me i had uh awesome at a very older age you know i'm saying what age huh what age yo you niggas gonna stop with that so go look at the picture he was born august 25th uh uh 2015 if austin's five no what i'm saying is like i used to i went through the stage of like all right maybe having a kid is the ultimate love. And then as I got older, I was like, damn, nigga, you keep having these relationships that last three years. You know them joints. Nigga have a string of three years. You know what I mean?

You have a, the next thing you know, you're like, that was nine years. You know? And then you start thinking, you're like, oh, man, will I be told? And then I could. But then what type of life I'm going to give that kid at a certain age? And, you know, you get to a point where you have to be content with what may not happen. You have to find your happiness there. Because I knew it would have been a struggle for me if the only thing I was thinking about was I got to have a kid.

I got to have a kid. And I had got to the age where they said, he's gay or he got something. You know what I'm saying? I was like, nigga, when motherfucking Shorty told me she was pregnant, I was like, by who, bitch? I was like, this shit ain't hitting no bullseyes. I ain't even took

the jimmy off or nothing what you know i'm saying that's called protecting yourself you know i'm saying motherfucker jimmy you just told your ages now what i'm over 50 i'm over 50 52 years old look at that you ruined the competition well there you though. But I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. He's proud of himself. You know what? He's accepting it. I'll tell you why. And this is why. Because Hollywood will have you wanting to be younger and younger and younger.

Right. Hollywood will have you bleaching your shit. Hollywood will have you getting fucking lip implants how do we have you dying your shit how do we have you doing hair trans how do we have you spending fifty thousand dollars on the chance of your follicles opening back up and growing some hair that's never going to be there that's not even going to match your motherfucking face fuck you look like having your hairline right here you know i'm saying and your shit look great nigga you. You got Morgan Freeman motherfucking freckles on your shit. So you worried about wearing a fitter.

Get the fuck out of here. Hollywood will have you being embarrassed about who the fuck you really are. Yeah. That's what it'll do. And yeah, nigga, I lied on my age for years. What you going to think? Have I accomplished enough in life? Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Am I happy? You know what I'm saying? You know, you have to like, and it's a tough thing. They'll tell you in Hollywood straight up. Like, I haven't been dying my beard. In Hollywood, they'll tell you straight up, I can't sell gray. They'll tell you straight up. I remember one time, I did this project.

I was working on this project, and I ripped the project. And then the motherfucker, one of the producers was like, we got to do a reshoot. I was like, why? He said, I can't sell gray. This is what he told me. I'm like, you can't sell gray. He was like, I can't sell gray.

I was like, well, you don't believe in gray enough. Because gray don't have to mean you're over the hill. Gray don't have to mean you don't have no swag. You know what I'm saying? Gray don't have to be cornball. Gray don't have to be in a rocking chair no swag. You know what I'm saying? Grey don't have to be cornball. Grey don't have to be in a rocking chair. They probably used to say

you can't sell fat, right? I mean, things have changed. Well, I think the industry has shifted and changed a little bit. Yeah, because those guys are full of shit. But not only that,

they are full of shit, but this is what I feel so empowered about this summer. They all full of shit, but we always feel like in some capacity we need them. Right. You know what I'm saying? You feel like, fuck.

You say to yourself, oh, fuck, I got to dye my beard because of what NBC said. But now when you start, and what we're doing, and what a lot of people that's been watching this podcast, I know this podcast has inspired a lot of people, a lot of people doing it, they're taking control of everything. And they're saying podcast i know this podcast has inspired a lot of people a lot of people doing they taking control of everything and they're saying fuck it it might take a little longer yeah it might not be the traditional way but you know uh how proud

you feel when you feel like what we're doing right now i think we're doing very well with our numbers we i don't even know if we have do we have a year anniversary coming up it's soon didn't you start in december it's i'll look it up but i was looking through some old photos and i saw that i remember the day where i remember where me and you decided that uh we worked together and it was at the comedy store and i saw the picture so i'll look it up i think it's really soon actually yeah we should do something special for that. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, like, even when we started this, we knew that this wasn't going to be a one- or two-week thing. It can't do that because you've got to get adjusted to people's personalities.

We've had people that work with us that aren't working with us anymore. For the most part, we stayed intact. But you've got to look at it like the accomplishment of so a lot of people won't do start yeah you got to start i got two episodes i tried first time and i think i'm gonna drop when i want to talk to you about that too i think it's a good time to drop maybe on the anniversary we drop the episode and then we drop right about it yeah yeah in the very first podcast none of y'all was around and it was so i was so fucking scared not scared i just was the thing and i said this before the thing i was afraid of i didn't want i was like how long

can you talk to yourself how long can you talk to yourself? How long can you talk to yourself? Because my idea of the show when I first started was just me talking. Because you know how I am with my personality and shit. It's been like I never wanted to invite anybody to the show. Yes. I never wanted, and I got a fucking phone book. I never wanted to do that.

And I was like, I don't know why you do that if you start by yourself. And I tried this by myself. But my brain was so scattered because I was trying to do a piece of all the hottest podcasts. You know what I mean? Whatever their style was, right? I had some Diaz in me. I had some Rogan in me. I had some Burt. I had some motherfucking Joe.

I was like, this was going to be the greatest first podcast in the history of podcast and that shit was awful and i only had myself to judge the reason i say was really what now i think about what a podcast really is it really wasn't awful because i tried it but But I was like, fuck that. There's no way. Yeah, nobody like kills it on their first podcast. I mean, it's probably great. Yes, they do. We did.

You don't think we're better now? No. Oh, we killed it. But I mean, I think we're way better now. What I'm saying is, yeah, you've gotten way better. But even when we started it, like, I'm not surprised on the direction the podcast is going. You know what I mean? And I knew it.

Like, when we first started, I could have rented out a big fancy studio and said, let's do it. Lights, camera, action. I said, nah, let's start from ground zero. And then we'll have room to grow. And it started at Kate's crib. And that was a fun podcast. And the thing that was fun, because her introduction to you, and she was the one that was like, fuck it the thing that was what was fun because her introduction to you and she was the one that was like fuck it man just shut up let's just fucking do it

podcast you know her we're podcasting we're podcasting tomorrow we're podcasting anywhere that bitch goes she talking about podcasting say we could they have a commercial flight to mars and shit and she'd be like yo she'll be up there waiting right and say i thought you said we were podcasting in mars but it went from that to from a zoom recorder to the roadcaster to a little better lights to better conversation to learning how to i think listen more yeah you've done a very very great i was actually just thinking that today i was like wow donnell's really listening to devanta like i would swear to god i was thinking that like you know the reason why but see you uh you tend to learn people's personalities whatever and use like when i ask her a question right did i pronounce right ask it's so hard to get that

right i gotta make a conscious effort yo any black person You before you say ask You gotta ask yourself Is it ask or ask Like but I know if I Ask her a question Yeah whatever because y'all know The streets know when I ask When I ask

It don't feel good Ask me a question No it feels like my mouth is not ready for that. Ask. Like my friend in Yellow Springs, Hannah, she got a son. His name is Adham. Right? And anybody else would try to call him Adam.

I love Adham's face. You try to say Adam, she says Adham. Adham is so dumb. But your mouth don't go that way. Adham. It's like, yo, man, we barbecue tomorrow and bring the potato salad. Adham. You know what I mean? You got to just break away from how you. You got to just break away. don't go that way. It's like, yo, man, we barbecue tomorrow and bring the potato salad. At home. You know what I mean?

You got to just break away from how you, you got to just break away. So, but I know when I ask her a question, when she starts, when she answers with, I'm like this,

I'm either get in trouble or I'm just going to just relax and let me answer the question. Yes, I just relax. Let me answer the question? Yes, I did let you answer the question. Yeah. You did answer the question. Answer it again.

Ladies and gentlemen, you know you just tuned into the happiest podcast in America. Look at the smiles that Javanta and Donnell share right now. Hi, how are you? You know, you want to make somebody mad, just over-happy them, motherfucker. Hell yeah. Yeah, like, hey, hi. And throw one of these at hi. Deary, hi.

Yeah, I know. Good to see you. That's how you kill people, though. Yeah. Yeah, that's how you kill people. If you ever see someone you hate, just be like, how are you? Oh my God, good to see you. And throw a bless to your heart.

How are you? How are you? Oh my God. You look fantastic. So here's the thing. With that, I'm learning how, and some people say, yo, just become in a relationship. So it's not about relationship. You know what?

It is about relationships. And relationships that you and I have and you and I have, they're not far removed from the relationships everybody have so how does that fit in your world do you know somebody like me i'm pretty sure you do do you know somebody like dairy i'm pretty sure you do you know somebody like giovanna i'm pretty sure you do so it's when when people say well it feels like ratio then guess what you are you're absolutely right you're talking about these three people that are in a relationship. That's it. And guess what?

It ain't going to be perfect. Bottom line is, but the whole thing is, it's true. This is really the relationship. But whatever the problem is, is that problem, this goes to regular relationships, is that problem strong enough for just to break up? No. It might be strong enough for,

I don't fuck with that nigga. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what you use in your community when you wasn't fucking with me. I'm not talking to them right now. Yo, just, what, what,

what, ah! Okay, let me put it like this. In your community, all right. Here we go, Jerry. This is a question for you. It might be tough. I'm sure you can answer it.

In your community, being Italian and Jewish, and I got to say you make some great pasta. I didn't believe in it, but you had a pasta party and you won. Hey, the guy makes good pasta. What in your community, what do you say in your community when you're a little frustrated? You're fed up. Here's another one. You're at your wits.

What do you say about that person on the inside? What do you mean? Like, what do you say? You just say, fuck that, dude. That's what goes on on the inside? Or, I don't know. Frustration. You're frustrated yeah right you don't want to just miss that person but you want to put your mind somewhere else what is the phrase that white america would say i'm gonna i'm not fucking

with that dude person person i'm not fucking with him you would say that i don't know i can't really think of what i would say on the inside or you would say oh i'm not talking to this person ignore that dude that's probably what i would say in black community okay this is ignore that dude all right ignore him yeah okay i don't know in a black i don't think we have something like that no we don't i'm just talking about just relationships, period. You do have something. You don't know it. There's some white people right now. I'll tell you what I'll say.

Yeah, yeah. They could probably attest to it. Fuck it. There's some people out there saying, you know, I'm a nigger lover. Oh, my gosh. That's terrible. It's going to be a good time to talk about it. What?

What's terrible, son? It's going to be a good time to talk about the cheese as well. No, what? I got cheese questions. Yo, man. Yo. Cheese. I have a bubble question little little i have bubble questions

and let him let a motherfucking what let a motherfucking and i'll say there's probably a lot of families in ohio that a family ohio have their little white daughter or whatever right and they all in life they wanted them just to be in a relationship and i don't know hopefully this is not too many places anymore or even the thoughts but you wanted this chick to be in a relationship and i don't know hopefully this is not too many places anymore or even the thoughts but you want to this chick to be in a relationship with a white dude all his life and it's always what like it's a house it's like six white chicks six white daughters right and one it's going to be a nigga listen and then i'm telling you the whole family they be looking for signs right they'd be like this they'd be they'd be over the door and they'd be like this and they open the door and they see

them like this they're like oh my god it's amber it's amber and then somebody feels like this we knew it all the time god damn we knew it we knew all the time every time one of them goddamn nigger hip-hop songs come out she knew every goddamn word we knew we're not surprised ain't nobody surprised ain't nobody surprised this is what this is what, I'll give you this scenario. The frustration a guy may have with a woman in the streets. And you're frustrated. You're at your wits end. Why did you say wits end towards him? Because I wanted him to use that.

Wits end. That's what he thinks. That's the phrase for white people. Yeah, wits end. Wits end. I'm at my odds with you. I'm at my odds with you. I'm at my odds with you. I was talking to Donnell the other day, and let me tell you,

I'm at my wits end with this guy. And guess what? I bet everybody that's watching our list is saying he just nailed it. You nailed it, son. Wits end. I'll give you an example. A guy's kicking him with his chick or whatever, and he cares about her whatever but then you know he thinks the relationship he don't know where the relationship is gonna go but then he gets frustrated he think

he knows he needs to focus on other things in life and this is the phrase we use fuck these bitches let's get this money a lot of time we use it a lot of time i know a lot of guys that they use that phrase and they can't offer a woman a lot. So they use that as a, I'm trying to get, yo, this is what motherfuckers say, man, fuck, man. He was just tripping off these bitches, right? He was just tripping off these bitches. He was just looking at like, God damn. And then once that shit goes sour, man, motherfuckers want to get their whole portfolio together, everything, man.

I don't got time for these bitches. I'm trying to get money. Right. If they ain't helping me get money, then I don't fuck with them. It happens with us, too. What's your, okay, what is your, okay. Like, we'll be into a guy. Give me, give me.

Like, I gave, give me a response. I'm going to just focus on my career. That's our thing. Like, we're just going to focus on our career. We don't have time I'm going to just focus on my career. That's our thing. Like, we're just going to do our hands out. We don't have time for these guys. When I'm going to just focus on my career, that means like, nigga, you out of your baby boy. Yo, your days are numbered.

Exactly. But you know what? Whenever we're like, that's so funny. You say that I'm just gonna focus on my career, right? Yeah. And then you see that bitch a week later with this six foot L.A. Laker, nigga, right? I'm like, I think we're focused on your career now. right yeah and then you see that bitch a week later with this six foot la laker nigga right i'm like i think we're focusing on your career now you all have been this nigga career when a

woman says to you i'm telling you it makes us feel we know what that means yeah we know what it means it's like okay that is this here's another sign that guys so many guys ignore do you do you do you oh you do that combination do you boo i'm just gonna focus on my career yo double that means that that i've been i've been beating off of me yeah get in the game I bet you that's probably I bet the the worst part of someone going

through a breakup or emotional shift in relationship is the thought of I know this is the honest shit you don't move us I'm happy for you I'm happy for you that buffers I'm happy for you you need to be happy yo but really your heart of hearts you hope the next motherfucker do not make her happy right well that may be a man's perspective but i think in the relationship ain't no woman i'm happy really ain't no javanta what ain't no woman

gonna be happy for the next bitch nobody depends on the relationship like okay i've had like two or three fuck boys but for the most part like i have guys That I've been with and I know and I know Specifically I won't say anything I mean happy that I because I've dodged A bullet so you're happy for that person Okay and opposite of that Okay opposite of that real real Like it's been

One I won't say no names but it's like Like Like I feel like it's one of your exes that you feel like it couldn't have been. It could have been. And what if? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, what if? And what if? And not only that, but you were not happy. I was not happy initially. Okay. I'll bust this goddamn fucker right here if you lie to me, bitch. Don't tell me that. Okay. okay okay i wasn't happy i'll bust you that show over there here's the thing yes okay i can okay no here's the thing let's bring it to bring

the conversation to me i need all of that conversation here's the thing donald i remember the that moment we were here when I found out. However, I can still be happy for this person. Because at the end of the day, because of the climate of the world we live in right now. I know the climate of the world. I wouldn't be able to have done it. No, I know that. I know. I know.

To your point. No, listen. I know. I was unhappy. No, no. I know you was unhappy. But I know. I know you was unhappy but I know I know

and I've been around some of them niggas you've been around some of my bitches you know what I'm saying that one was like I know exactly what you meant the climate that we're in Joy Floyd up in his mouth I could not be protesting like this i just ain't ready ready i don't know yo i know i know i know what you mean the climate that we're in yeah there's no

way i could have been there but i do i went but i know that person. You do. And I know him, but like, and it's weird because, you know, when you see somebody in relationships and shit, they're used to this bitch crying every other month and shit. Oh, right. Oh, right. And I like this. This one in particular, I was like, I genuinely liked him. As your dad.

I had some reservations, and we have similar thoughts with that. And it's not fair. I know it's not fair. I mean, maybe you didn't have to go all the Black Lives Matter marches. You just skipped a couple. You know what I'm saying? But I know, and I genuinely like this guy. And even when I saw this guy in his next journey in life,

his journey, am I using the right words? His next journey in life. And this is what, and I understand what you say about somebody's happiness or whatever. And I talked to you, I looked you in your face and i looked at the journey in his face i looked at the journey in his face right and i wasn't at my wits i wasn't in my wits and i'm telling you i'm telling you both of you two had the same look in your eyes. You know what I'm saying? Not no like resentment or anything,

but I could tell both of you genuinely somewhere entertained the thought of I wish it didn't, but I hope that you are I hate using this word. What? I hope that you are, I hate using this word.

What? I hope that you're happy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's hard to root for somebody. Mm-hmm. But then you was difficult, too. You was difficult.

You know what relationship I had with you and the relationship that you had with the journey? It was like as i noticed dads have to deal with this when they genuinely like the guy yeah you know like they they think like oh he has my characteristics you know i mean he has my morals love this guy's really a good guy but for some reason daughter don't connect whatever and you get because somebody's on the test process you get to you saw here's you go this one you know and then you it's one that you'd be like oh shit you know i could i could really see it then they go through and you're like fuck i can't keep starting over you know what i'm saying it's the point where you'd be like this i'd be

like yeah okay i got it let's do a six month grace period yeah that's why it's like now now i don't even like introduce like if I'm dating a guy, like it takes a while for me to introduce, because you don't want to bring them around and then they're gone. Yeah, but you know what? They're gone too, but then like me being a real dad, you know what I'm saying? Like we always talk about this. We have similar personalities when it comes to the scene.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like we've both been busted with our phones. What? You got to tell them. You got to tell them. Now it's too inside. You got to tell it now.

Hey, yo. What? We both. So we have both been in situations. We both been under cell phone investigation. Yeah. From partners. Partners, yes.

From partners. You got to explain that. We've both been through phone call investigation. And I don't give a fuck. A lot of people that listen We've both been through phone call investigations and I don't give a fuck. A lot of people that listen right now have been through that shit. You'd have been in a state of fuck up. I don't give a fuck. I don't know why, but it happens. So we've both been victims of that.

We've both been victims. We've both been victims in that situation. It's so fucked up. You feel so violated. When somebody else is involved, up. You feel so violated. When someone else is involved, you feel so exposed and violated. And you say to yourself, this is what you say to yourself. Yo, the craziest statement I ever heard. The craziest shit I ever heard.

The craziest shit I ever heard was, I had a motherfucker have my phone in their hand. I just started packing shit. I looked. I remember one time, son. Motherfucker had my phone in my hand. And I saw it wasn't a lock screen. I did like this. Motherfucker was waving. That joint was coming to me like this.

All I saw was some joints on there. I was like, ah. What do you really do in that situation? You can either lie your way out or it's over. You could either lie your way out or, like, it's over. You can't lie your way out. No, it can't be. Here's the thing. They got evidence.

Here's the thing. Let me tell you the real deal about it. For the most part, this shit don't ever be over. Yeah. It's like, this is my theory, and I may be wrong on both. I'm not a perfect person. I've done some slimy shit. But a lot of times this is

what i feel motherfuckers that constantly trying to check for your shit a lot of times them motherfuckers it's up to something they doing something and they just trying to find the evidence to justify what the fuck they doing most and you were right you've given me that advice and you were absolutely right on that. Yeah, I'm like, nigga, stay out of bitch phone. I don't want, man, I ain't no phone prior. Yeah. I could be in the room,

your phone could ring and your phone, the name could be Dick, Big Dick Larry. And I'd be like, bitch, that is, I don't know Big Dick Larry. I know Ashy Larry, but big dick larry that's all your shit go in the room david have you been in a situation like that no never no no he done white people no i would never they don't be going they you don't got a white people relationship they never they body phone they never have a lock on it no i think i think it's like they're like this

if i have a lock on it's for the kids but they ain't got to not be a victim. You know? And then it's like, you become a victim. It's just so... Like, I'm like this myself. Is anything in my phone making you unhappy? But do you take accountability for your actions when that happens to you? When someone goes to your phone and the evidence is there, do you accountability or do you just deflect oh 100% deflect take accountability I don't know what you're talking about bitch that was 40 in the picture he told me to hold it uh-uh I don't know what you said

I don't know who Teddy's nose was I don't know my friend hi them niggas play too much we got this game we play right then we be sitting see whose wife catch him oh i gotcha oh i gotcha oh almost tricked you nah niggas don't take accountability you just be like yo yo you don't fuck no you don't take it no you don't take accountability okay so this is your first this is your first defense motherfucking this is your first defense when you like this you dazed you like this right yo you get busted fucked up straight up you like this right and they be like what is this first thing you got only thing you can say is fuck is you doing in my phone yo you don't give a fuck what's in that phone what is you doing in it i don't give a fuck what's on that phone bitch what is you doing with my phone in your

motherfucking hand yeah it's a good question but we can't say that we can't say that that's the truth stay the fuck out my motherfucker like yeah i'm you know what I mean then you're like why what are you trying and then the worst thing is to be a lot of times it'd be like ain't nothing even going wrong and on a man's idea of what a good relationship is everybody's happy everybody's happy out of my phone people get real upset when they go through the phone yeah so you want to be happy then you end up in a closet like me yo yo i remember one time yeah yo and this was so fucked up this story is so fucked up because i was uh opening for frankie beverly and maze right it's safe to say this story and even a person i won't say journey okay i'll give people's names okay with no journey yeah right this would be uh confusion

so we're listening we gotta I'm tired you know what I'm saying listen this is a particular situation yo the reason why I say it was confusion because I know usually for the most part uh uh the type of guys, Javante, they usually either on a show or on a BET network. Like them type of, you know them Kojo niggas. You know them. They keep auditioning to be on BET. It's even... They don't book, but they keep

auditioning. They that close, right? You know, they that close to being on BET. You know whating they that close right you know they that close to being on BET you know I'm saying because you know she got to keep this going she has to keep this going black lives it's always going to fucking matter when it comes to Javanta so usually it's those guys and they always taller than me she made it clear i know people have say so why they didn't never dated whatever she's javanta has always made it 100 clear and not that i come on to whatever that i am not her type not even close keep to your jokes like whoa height stomach like complexion, abs, all that. This is totally opposite. This is G-Day.

Look at this. Y'all see this? Opposite of this. What's the opposite of this, nigga? I'm going to tell y'all what this gets you, though. I'll tell y'all what this gets you and what them abs get you. So it's opposite. And then she was dating this one guy, and she was like she said.

She didn't want to tell me, guys. She was like, oh, here we go again. Dad's going to not want to meet another person. And then I met this guy guy and she was like she said she didn't want to tell me guys she's like oh here we go again dad's gonna not want to meet another person and then i met this guy and and i said nigga that could have been me he was so confused i was so confused i was like yo i do look at you as a daughter but you know not that the thought came through but i'm just looking at a nigga that look like me. I'm looking at a nigga that look like me. We had the same shoe size, nigga.

Same belt size and everything. I was like, what? Yo, and I'm not knocking it because then I said, you know what? As the father, she's happy. And I was just looking. I mean, I just had to. I was like, no, hey. I was like.

Because I'm used to looking at her and then looking like this, right? So I'm looking at her and then looking at him like this. I'm like, we're all right here. Anyway, so cut to the story. Oh, yeah. So I had to just tell you that this is what was going on. So I was opening for Frankie Beverly and Maze, and we was having a great time.

Yeah, it was the best day. Your performance was great. Yep, my family was in town. And, De'Dre, you might not understand this. Do you know Frankie Beverly and Maze? No. They're from Philly or Oakland, one of them. Marvin Gaye discovered them years ago.

Oh, you said Frankie Beverly. Frankie Beverly. Yeah, he's a singer, right? Yeah, he's a singer. Yeah, okay, I know he's a singer. Yeah, so in the black community, that's a bucket list show. Right. At his hottest point, it was called the Budweiser Superfest.

And it was a summer show that was either in like it was like uh stadiums and frankie beverly and mace would fucking do this show for like 20 years and like when you hear a frankie beverly mace like if you have a barbecue if you have a barbecue and you don't hear frankie beverly mace at the barbecue at all it wasn't a barbecue it's probably some fbi agents right it's just you hear summertime charcoals tater salad you think frankie beverly maze and as a comedian especially coming from dc to do that show it was the ultimate show i'm opening for frankie beverly and maze oh shit it's a bucket list shit so not in the prime of my career. I did it like three years in a row. And it was dope.

Like you got to get a linen. We got to get you dressed for an all white show. Oh yeah, we got to put him in a linen outfit. Yeah, we got to put him in a Frankie Beverly and Mays outfit, son. It's going to be funny as shit. Before I let you, you'll remember joy and pain. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, son, it's like what a good feel.

So I'm all happy. My family flew in. Javante's there, my right hand, one man. And her confusion was with her. And I was confused because confusion didn't have a sad face. And I swear, when I tell you, I did everything to make confusion comfortable. Didn't I? Yeah, you did.

You know what I mean? And not faking or whatever. And then, because I got to the point where I realized, as a dad, eventually, you say to yourself, as a dad and has a daughter that's dating, whatever, can't really, you know, career, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. After a while, you say to yourself, I fuck with this dude as long as she's happy. Yeah. The minute she ain't happy, I'm going to flip the script. And it's like, he be like, but Dad. I'm like, yeah. Yeah.

You know? That's just the world. So we were at the concert. And we was all having a good time. Got the drinks pouring. We having a good time. Show was good. Austin is fucking on my shoulders

like fucking singing joy and pain dancing and shit and I noticed that Javanta's face changed right like completely like we going from the greatest moment

my closest friends back there we having a great time was stephanie there no literally yes she was latrice was there because you're mixing up lauren hill no no no no i did um no i did frankie baby twice no uh i think latrice um nina was there latrice and then your other sister yeah but stephanie went to another one yeah yeah now because I did it like two years in a row maybe it was a year before I'm confused and whatever so um um so your face completely changed it went from like like remember earlier we was like this yeah it went from that to like puppy dog shit you know what I'm saying? And like, and I'm like,

no, I don't know what happened, but whatever happened, something happened. And I'm like, this day is too beautiful. No, we don't need the drama.

Right. And then, uh, she said, I'm about to get out of here. I was like, bitch, all this looking back here,

nobody's getting out of here. She said, I'm about to get out of here. I was like, what's up? She was like, she said, he went through my phone again no she said he went through my ipad yo yo how that yo she said she had her phone right here her phone was in her hand she was like that's not gonna go anywhere you know

if you ever get that phone uh cell phone anxiety where you leave your phone oh yeah and your stomach remember that time i told you um i had i was trying to listen to a song or something and i told you to unlock my phone right and i said whatever you do remember to lock it back and i thought i lost my phone nigga I shut the whole fucking party down. Was that it? I was like. We recorded with your phone. We recorded the podcast with your phone, and we had to keep it unlocked.

And then you left it somewhere. Yeah, and you shut it down. And you were like, where's my fucking phone? I said, hold the fuck up. I'm ready. Am I going to go find my app or whatever? So she says He went through my iPhone

I mean my iPad She said cause I've heard my phone Twice I'm like how did this keep happening Same thing you used to tell me You said I was stupid and then you did the same stupid thing How does it happen No for real

First off, women will investigate your phone for three years trying to get the correct number to lock it. They'll go to birthday parties and be like, hey, Ted, when's your birthday? They'll be like, 11-28. They'll be like. Interestingly enough, I stopped doing that In my early 20s Cause I feel like If I have an inclination

That you're doing something I don't even wanna be with you Right You know For me I just never did that But I mean On the flip side of it

You know I may have been doing things I shouldn't have been doing Yeah yeah On the flip side Yeah you don't think about it I just assume that Everyone does shit

I'm not gonna like Look at my partner's phone Cause I assume There's probably things in there I don't want to talk about. I don't know. Maybe there's some old man shit or whatever. But, man, this is like, man, listen, man. I just, this is what people would say the most. Don't be sloppy. I just don't want to know about shit.

You know what I'm saying? And I know a good way for me not to know about shit. Not check for shit. Don't look for it. Not check for it. Exactly. Because when you don't check for shit, it'd be the simplest slip up and it's like,

what happened? Oh, it's cool. Because when I got into one of my joints, and it was so fucked up because it was after a great day. It was like, that's the worst when some shit happened after a great day. It was after a great day and I went, my motherfucking, I went in, I was out for dinner and i went to the car i was leaving and i forgot to say goodbye to somebody

and i put my phone uh on the charger in the car which automatically unlocks it nigga i came back i came back to that car, nigga. I was like. Did you cry? I cried on the inside. No, we forgot, though, the biggest part of the story. Oh, yeah. The biggest part of the story was she said, I'm about to get out. You know that commercial that SpongeBob meme?

Like, I'm about to be out? I'm about to be out. Yeah. And then it's like moments later. She's about to be out. It did like 10 minutes later. Did I call you? You called me I called her, right?

I called her I called her And I was like, hello? She was like this Hello Son I said, hello? You alright?

Because I was worried about her, right? The dad was kicking it I was worried about her, right? The dad was kicking it. I was worried about her, right? And then she said, hello. And she, like, said, hello, but laughing and scared at the same time. She said, hello. I said, what's up? She said, I'm in a closet.

What? I said bitch I didn't know you was gay what you trying to tell me she said no I'm in the closet closet she was in the closet

all I could picture her like in the closet with the door cracked and you see a little light and you see a motherfucker just walking back and forth right

I was like I was in the closet gotta call you back I was in the closet she was in the closet what was you doing in the closet I was scared I was hiding the closet. Gotta call you back. I was in the closet. She was in the closet. What was you doing in the closet? I was scared. I was hiding.

But wait a minute. You didn't think it was a hide and go seek? You didn't think he could know what closet he was in? I don't know. I was just like, at that moment, it was just so overwhelming. And I didn't know what his reaction was really going to be. Because he was so psychotically calm. Can you say what he found or no?

You don't want to say what he found. Nah, nigga. Don't see. White people always ask some police shit. Nig moment. Can you say what he found or no? You don't want to say what he found. Nah, nigga, don't see. White people always ask some police shit. Nigga, he found what he found. He found the shit that say... Okay, like rank it on a scale of one to ten. Nah, man, don't do no numbers. Don't ask those questions.

I was hiding in a closet. You can... Okay, yeah, hiding in a closet. I mean, no, there's no reason that I was hiding in a closet. When I got caught, nigga, I left the country. She was hiding in a closet.

All right? White people always ask the extra question. So, Murder Mike, why do they call you Murder? I know the Mike part because it's short for Michael, right? Yo, stay white, son. Just stay white, son. Yo, they love you because you stay white. Don't ever shift from your whiteness, son.

I mean, the people want to know. I know I'm being the white guy, but I know there's right all right okay all right i said if she can since we doing let the people decide the contest what oh yeah what do you think what do you think okay that's a good one what no no no no no it's that's not the question it's the question is not what do you think is on the iPad. The question is what do you think made her go in the closet? Oh, I know it. Yeah.

Fuck the iPad. Anything. I'm talking about what made her hide in the closet and answer the phone and say, hello. That's what the fuck I want to know. And I know some of y'all motherfuckers. I know some of y'all going to come up with some crazy. You game for it. you niggas know I'm 52

what it is fucking guess what it is it's real life people go through it they go through it yeah what's they call it they call me salt and pepper

who call you that why you fact check everything I can't get you to fact check nothing but anything to fuck me up who call you that and they one person guess what you know another name they call me trash dick oh my god she brought it back you have yet to prove that your dick isn't trashed oh my god you gotta have a friend you've You got to have a friend or a cousin or something to think I'm cute. It's got to be somebody be like, I don't know.

My mom loves you. My mom. What? Nigga, I am not. Yo, I can't. You know my mom loves you. Your mother loves me, but I can't. I love your mother, son.

But get that thought out of there, son. Stop. That was not right, son. Oh, my God. Your mother is fine, though. Thank you. Not for nothing. Yo, not for nothing.

A motherfucker can a motherfucker like whether it's journey, it's confusion whether it's qb you know i'm saying a person can and this is this is what you niggas i'm glad you brought this up this is what you niggas need to realize you got these motherfuckers out here that have what the streets call glam squads. Glam squads come in. They're usually associated with trans,

transgender, trannies. I'm talking about like the beat of the face. You have some artists out here that could man. I've seen artwork where a woman just had just different issues with her face. I'm not being disrespectful about everything.

And I've seen, you've seen those makeovers? Yeah. And it's like, oh my God. But still, even though you're, oh my god but still even though you oh my god but still you know what's underneath and you hope a nigga never the nigga pull a gun on you you okay let nigga pull out a water bottle a water bottle for them super beat faces them and when i say super beats they usually come with this they usually come with this and they like and it's the same nose angle it's the same picture for three months of posted the only thing changed is the

fucking shirt bitch change your nose okay and and it's nothing wrong with that i've already said this before it's nothing wrong there's nothing wrong with glamming up you know it's nothing wrong with that. I've already said this before. There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with glamming up. There's nothing wrong. But see, some niggas get tricked. It's usually white guys. And the only way you're going to really see what your future is, take a look at mom take a look at mom take a look at mom

everything like no disrespect to your mother no disrespect I love her is this wrong your mother got a fat ass oh my god

you started it son you started it son a fat ass. Oh my God. Hey, Javanta, you started this, son. You started this, son. Mom's dude got yams, nigga. Y'all wanted like, I'm talking about the original poster, nigga. I'm talking about

the original poster joint. Y'all aight? Aight? I said it. This is the show that tells the truth. Javanta Moa has a fat ass, son.

Everybody in her family got fat ass. My mom. Yo, it's the truth. Sorry, mommy. You think I'm coming over here just for those cheese eggs? I love the house. I go over there as green beans, tomatoes, yams, yams, yams, yams. You name it.

You name it. And her mother got the cheese eggs, too, son. Yams, yams, yams. You name it. You name it. Curry chicken, roti. Her mother got the cheese eggs, too, son. And that's not a code word. But her mother's yammed up. No disrespect. Pray for me. My mom is beautiful, too.

Inside. Let me get you that. Inside. Yo, I'm saying, when I say future, like, I look at her, and she's beautiful. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like this, okay okay they're gonna lord javanta they're gonna big javanta you know and i know like you look at look at look at a person's mom and you see your future you see the future is because motherfuckers is chopping noses off

doing all this shit doing everything you don't know what this bitch looked like doing this what what do you think about women in plastic surgery? I don't, I don't like the idea of it. And there's going back to the whole Hollywood thing. Hollywood to force you to think that you got to do that. How would force you to think that your distinct nose, whatever it is,

it's distinct. It's you. You don't say, but Hollywood, you got to chop it. You got to chop it. But my thing is that when people do that there's it's gonna sound crazy

some people there is I don't know what level of it there's some mental issue going on it's something not being able to love yourself

not being able to look in the mirror and say I love that person and okay you do a little work you get older you know what I mean

most like rich divorced white women the first thing they do when they divorce is get big titties and fuck black guys if you don't believe me go to naples florida and botox oh yeah there's like a thing yeah that's the thing down there that's where they go to get titties and black dick that's what they do you know i'm saying but when i say when you overdo it and i could see like women will make this argument well after the baby i just

wanted a little you know i mean and i understand that. You want to look good a certain way. But after a while, it gets too much. That means you're never happy with yourself. If you're never happy with yourself, you're never going to be happy with me. I struggle with relationships. I struggle with relationships. I kind of think that I might be a nigga that needs five bitches. Why do you think that?

Okay. Because for different things, it's hard to get a all-in-one like that's a lot of work it's all that work but this is the i don't send the kids but i know some guys listen like this yeah because maybe you'll find all of them in one but i know i'm not the only person that felt like well this one this this this chick right here inspires me, motivates me, makes me feel good about myself. This one right here is concerned about my diet. This one right here is the turn up, bitch. This the one you don't fuck, but you look good around.

You know what i'm saying i know it may sound crazy but i think that that's what a lot of guys deal with when you have multiple relationships and then every so often you might get lucky enough to find the one that has everything it's a tough task that's why people go in and out of relationships i don't think you need a harem of women when i say her but like when i say but see the whole thing when i say harem I don't even mean that as, I know this sounds crazy, I don't mean it as fucking all of them. You know what I'm saying? When I was younger, I know y'all are going to have a good laugh with this. Did you hear me? What'd you say?

I said a joke. I said, then you would need Bluetooth. No one laughed at my joke. Bluetooth? First of all, I'm not doing that. You're not bringing me into the trash dick conversation again get all right I'll pop a blue chew before I lose before I take a hill I pop the shit out there but fuck give me 20 minutes bitch I'm going outside to check on my car so you you you can handle five women

no another I'm not saying five women for what he's just making the point that not he hasn't found the person that has everything. No, not that. No, that's not what I'm saying. I have, and I might have fucked it up. Right. I might have had a chance. I might have fucked up. What I'm saying is, like, when I was younger, I was dating this older chick,

and I know y'all saying how many moons ago that was, but whatever it was, she said, you know what, Donnell? Your success is going to be the women you um surround yourself with the women that you around and i'm not saying all of these women like i'm having a sexual relationships with them whatever but like i don't see anything wrong with a group of women that you're close to that stimulate you in different ways yeah you know i'm saying That's some real mature shit right there. You know? I'll probably end up like that with men. What? Like having different guys.

No. I already know. I already know. I already know what's going to happen. I already know what's going to happen. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. As long as, you know what I want to do?

I want to write in an envelope what's going to happen with you and i'll do it the next year right and then after a year we open it up i know what's going to happen to you i'm your father i'm down for that here's another thing you got to do too and i was talking about this early but i got switched off is that we were talking about this whole job thing sometimes i know women will eat me up the empowerment bitch is gonna be man shit i mean they'll tell you quick girl whatever you do don't lower your standards right damn the ones they have 10 cats their bitches adopting everything but why do they have to lower their standards no that's not what i'm saying not low not lower your standards but maybe

lower your expectations you know i'm saying right because some women they want they're out there and i've said it before they want the success they want the big dick they want the they want They want They want everything In this life And I've said it before Niggas that got All those qualities Guess what they do

They fucking Everybody Ladies and gentlemen Sometimes there's truth To what I say Sometimes I'm just Talking off the side Of my head

But for the most part We said it early on Maybe 36 episodes ago, this is the reality show about a podcast. We never know what we're going to talk about, never what we're going to be about, but we know at the end of it, some kind of way we'll maintain a smile.

Shout out to Javanta and her future husband. Going to put it in the envelope and you'll find out. Derry, you just got educated on what a nigga lover is. I know you're not going to laugh at that, but you know it. And I know some people in your family have dated them. This is the Don Air Rollins Show. Don't forget, we got a lot of merchandise. If you go to DonAirRollins.com, you can get the dope River Ninja everything.

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