Donnell - From the Creeks to the Streets!

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

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Get right. What is acceptance to you? Acceptance is like accepting things for what they are, for what they have been, and what they're going to be. And see everybody got to incorporate that term into like their vocabulary because if I can accept something, and the way it is, and if I can fix it and make it better for me, then it's your turn to step up and use that word accepting. You've got to accept this. And there's nothing you can do about it because, like, you did what you did. For me to accept something was filled with trickeration. And if I can come back and unfix that and make it where it can be fixed

and you can figure everything out, well, you have to accept that a problem got solved and it's better for the nation of nations so if it's fixed you ain't got to go back and unfix something because like you can't do nothing but further improve it and accept things for what they are ain't no need to pass and like these radicals and articles to fix something that was broken to quick fix something quick fix it no fix it for duration of like longevity thank you mr king that's one of his words longevity for the long run yeah don't come down here like uh put a patch on it and feel like oh the problem gonna go away you ain't never sent the problem somewhere else and let's say they haven't fixed the problem going to go away. You ain't never sent the problem somewhere else. And they said they had fixed the problem. That's what they're doing.

I need to go take me a break for my own restitution, my temple. And I know how to, like, honor a contract. A contract is something that must be honored. If you can't honor that, then you breach your contract. And then, like, you go to court with that. If you feel in your mission, you breach your contract. But then I have all the right to you go to court with that if you feel in your mission you breach your contract But then I have all the right to take you to court Because you didn't hold up to what the agreement was that you buy pass by law

But then somebody come in they got laws for that right there. So you go up to another step You apply that to the issue And then you once you applied you come down here to the conclusion. That's how we saw a case with the Iraq former. The issue. Got it. Yes. Yo, the company is keeping us safe.

Yo, man. I'm trying not to get you. Yo, the company just keeping us safe. Yo, man. I'm trying not to interrupt you. Oh! I'm trying not to interrupt you. I'm trying not to interrupt you. I'm trying not to interrupt you. Yo, yo. I'm trying not to interrupt you.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do you mean you're proud of me because I read that? Because you stutter sometimes. I stutter as well, but you did a really good job. But you made it seem like I was in kindergarten and the first time I got my name right oh I'm proud of you you

know you know you don't like to I read there's it this will be brought to stick it's not that I can't read I just don't like to read out loud I've been traumatized from when I was a kid and I used to read out loud and I used to stop get my thoughts together and they'd be like, this nigga here. So anytime we get some copy, but part of it, people that have that, Julius does the same thing. Motherfuckers can comprehend, they can read. But it's one thing to

read something. It's another thing to read it in front of motherfuckers that are going to be judgmental. You know what I'm saying? If I'm reading out loud, yo, you know how nice I read out loud to myself? To myself, I'm like, this nigga like this is a poet up in this i yeah i stutter sometimes so you start to i want to shout you out shout out to me listen women don't even give a why you shout them out thank you she don't even know why thank you i just want to do a shout out i want to shout

you out because i noticed that you got rid of your river hair thank you you got rid of your river hair son you got rid of your river yo i had them dreads in for three months yo you got rid of your river and it was a process getting rid of your river hair yes because i saw you in the middle of the process when you made me want to get some pancake syrup fuck you now i'm just. No, I'm just saying, sir, I hadn't seen you. That's what love will do to you. That's what love will do to you. Say, bitch, you better take them lashes off.

Love will make you say, bitch, put that makeup on at 8 o'clock. You know what I'm saying? Love. Yo, that's when Yo, this is real shit I can say. That's when you know somebody Alright, we don't always exaggerate the word love. That's when Yo, this is real shit I can say That's when you know somebody Alright, we don't always exaggerate the word love That's when you can tell

A woman is connected to somebody Who cares about her I'm telling you, you can tell the bitch off the streets Are you saying because I didn't come in here all dolled up? Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying That's what I just said It was like, what, 3 o'clock? Yeah, 3 o'clock, but I was mid I had so many dreads in my head i'm not talking about that like you was

faceless you was faceless you took your face and put it over there you said yo yo sunset bae hey i love you because just do me a favor. And I know it was like this. Could you take your face and just put it over there? Right? Just take your face, put it over there, and give me this one. Okay? That's how you stupid. No, it wasn't.

I was throwing the fuck over. I was like, what happened, son? Yo, you had a bandana on, too. You was just like, I was like. I had a head wrap on because half of my braids was out and i had my natural hair probably the first time in two months that i saw you without lashes oh yeah no i went to the river without lashes the last time two times two times yeah two times that's mad lashes when i callonda. Yeah, that was my nickname. Yeah, and my only thing was, like, I don't know.

Your lashes now, they don't irritate me right now because you have a good attitude with the lashes. I try. I'm trying. I'm working on it. The worst is a queen with lashes with an attitude. And we all know those. They be like this. Like, are you going to sleep or are you answering the question

but lashes you know it just saves so much time on mascara my girls will feel me it's like you just throw them on and you're out the door that's why i wear lashes and it looks good in pictures too and on video i said it was so refreshing to see you lachandonda-less. You like my natural face. Yeah, I do. I always say it all the time. But, you know, women, they get, you know, I ain't even going to get into that shit. The reason why, because I do know that it's a situation where they get this shit on and they feel good about it. But I'm like this all the time.

I'm like, we do. This is what men want to do. Is when we see that face come on, we be like this. Oh, shit. What's happening tonight? You wanted to be like this. Oh, we going out? What I want to do. We see that face come on and we be like this. Oh shit, what's happening tonight? You wanted to be like this. Oh, we going out? But you put on your little Timbs in your boots.

That's your heels. I don't give a fuck. You put heels on. I do have man heels. You have man heels. But I don't give a fuck. And I'm going to tell you. Real weird, crazy thing.

I don't give a fuck about a lot of shit no more. Because of? I'm going to try as much best as possible to say to stay fashionable but i don't give a fuck about fashion yeah i feel that way too because of ohio because of ohio ohio will put you like in a different place and i know like we have different lives like today i was coming here we've been here a couple of days you know fresh off of maybe a month and a half yeah in yellow springs what the fuck that was you i told you to turn it off but um i was driving down the other day i was driving down sunset just to see check out the scene and uh it just felt horrible like Like, closed, closed, closed, closed.

And then there's a couple places that I guess they, whatever the criteria you are, you have to have a restaurant. There's people that had their shit open. But, yo, I went past Saddle Ranch. Man, them hoes was out. Yo, I'm like, yo, I was like, how is all your ass cheeks out during the pandemic? You know what I'm saying? I don't care. Yo, y'all ain't got no COVID testing here. Like, yo, I was like, how is all your ass cheeks out during the pandemic?

You know what I'm saying? I don't care. Yo, y'all ain't got no COVID testing here. Like, you know, you get a hit. What you going to do with it? What you going to do? You got to temperature check the hoses right around. Yo, that's what we need to do. Get them temperature check guns and shit.

Come here for a second, bitch. Wait a minute. Back up. 98.6, bitch. You better have a 98.6. You better have a. What were they wearing? They was wearing...

Like booty shorts? They was wearing... It was the fuck me dresses. Oh, okay. You know them dresses. The summer dresses. The summer dresses that at night, every step they do,

they be like this. Right, and make one step. Every step, it's like this. That's me pulling my skirt down I mean it is 110 degrees outside I know But come on man Nobody want to see your ass like that

That's the old nigga shit right there Nobody want to see your It's just It was just too It was just too much I don't know I guess they feel good People want to get out

But the interesting thing I saw so many niggas Buying new sneakers and shit Like these sneaker joints I'm like nigga You can't get in the club. Ain't no club. I'm not going to lie.

I almost bought sneakers the other day. I almost bought. You know what? And you would have bought them. But you like for what? One of the reasons I almost bought a pair because I know like in Yellow Springs, you know, we be wearing like, you know, nobody tripping off. You got a new pair. George, they're going to see. Yeah. Just don't get these in the shot. You like waist up. wearing like you know nobody tripping off you niggas if you got a new pair george they gonna

see them yeah they're gonna see it just don't get these in the shot you like waist up they're gonna see them but it's exciting when but then they can see them they see them then they get used to seeing them but then after they get used to see them you hit them with some new shit son that's the only reason i want to get a couple pairs like i'm gonna come back with the same yo i was like this i'm gonna come back they can be like bitch i thought you went somewhere y'all ain't go nowhere you ain't grab nothing that you can't get out here so i might get a couple pair uh some nice joints just to flex only for shows though yeah on the river yo people bet tevas still got my hat i see you still got your hat i feel the vibe i think it works on you, though. That's your look.

That's my look, right? That's your look, yeah. You got the perfect head for it, like the round, big head. But the best thing about it is that nigga can cover all of this up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't find a right head that most of them look like you're trying. I'm not trying. It's just like that. Where did you get that from?

Like at the... Oh. Hold on. Let me see. I think my... Oh, yeah. Hold on. Check one. Yep, yep. trying it's just like that did you where'd you get that from um like at the rip oh hold on let me see i think my oh yeah check one yep yep i got this from yellow spring i love this goddamn yeah well it don't work like this no it doesn't work like that i like this but i'm almost but i'm seeing all these motherfucking shopping and shit to flex where yeah where do you need where do you need a drip during a pandemic huh where do you need a drip maybe to go to the outside restaurants i've noticed all the restaurants have um seating out outside on the sidewalks that shit because now you can't valet you can't valet oh you can't man i'm so shit i got a new car too i'm like

i want to pull up right in front of these hoes. I love your new car, by the way. You know, like Saddle Ranch, they cut most of it. The parking lot is dead. They got a couple of spots for valet or whatever. But for the most part, that shit is dead. But it's interesting coming back from being in a bubble. I know we talk about it a lot, but it's just, it's like, it's like, it's interesting. It feels weird as fuck to me.

I'm like, how do y'all live like this? Yeah. And then I just, I forgot my mask the other day. I'm like, damn, I gotta get my mask. You running on, running. I saw traffic. It started shaking. I saw red lights and shit.

Nigga, a red light. What you see out in Ohio? Stop signs. Yeah, just stop signs and blinking yellow lights. The only lights they got in Yellow Springs is on Xenia Street. Yeah, yeah yeah they got two lights other than that it's fucking uh stop signs and i saw one police car the whole time we was there yeah don't feel like no crime or nothing out there you feel safe like i said i feel safe

there i came here and i'm driving down street i'm like this what are the guys what is that guy doing sleeping in front of the 7-Eleven? What do they call that out here? You know what I'm saying? And I was like, and that guy's sleeping too. Like whole rows of shit. Yeah, I've noticed around your area, like in Hollywood, it's like so much homelessness, and they're not clearing it up

like they used to pre-COVID. I wonder why is that? Because police, I don't know. It's interesting. They're just lax now because of the virus. Yeah, and I'm lax too because of the virus. Not because of the virus, but because I've been in an environment

where it was safe. I had a project today for E! Entertainment. It's something they were talking about artists that made the best comebacks. And this one was particularly talking about Chappelle. So, of course, I had to be a part of it it but it was interesting because when i went there i was like sending myself because earlier i had said ricky hughes sent me some certificate where she's got a

certificate some certificate where she's a covet inspector or something to do with safe hollywood sets she had to get some certification oh so I was I was it was when I when I got this I was like so I'm going in a studio mm-hmm I started getting nervous like they're gonna be in the studio right cuz motion is all virtual virtual I'm like I'm gonna be in a suit I'm like I want to know what their process is to maintain their safety and my safety mm-hmm and I walked up I'm you know I'm ready for a nigga just to go on my nose that's the only way i know right i walked in they was like you gotta stand over here they did a temperature check i got a video of it stand back like this

gonna do this shit stand back and go forward and then she like going back and forth and then all right then you hit the spot and it gives you attention temperature then you walk to another area and you wash your hands oh okay then they give you a sticker right and i'm like this that's not guaranteeing anything ain't nobody going to know i start looking like this is set up this must be a black show i'm like nobody gonna go to know but there was everybody was keeping their social everyone had mask had masks on and everything? Yeah, everybody had masks on. Masks. But it was interesting.

They thought I was crazy. I was like, I've been COVID tested 19 times in 10 days. Nigga, where the stick? You got to get used to it after a while. Yeah. I'm like, where the stick? So then they had to set up where it was a sit-down interview. Come on, Dono.

Then they had to set up where it was a sit down interview. Come on down. Then they had to set up where the produce normally you have a camera. And then you have the producer. Right. So they said we're waiting for the producer. I was like cool. I was like, but they had a monitor and a camera. Sounds like so is that where the producer supposed to be it's like yeah but um because of covet like yeah they have an option that can be in the back

right and then they're gonna do it i was like i said i told him i said this is why i don't want to fuck with hollywood yeah until they get it right you know i mean that's the truth and i'm like this because i'm like this thing i know i'm good on the code anything can happen but i'm like this is 12 feet away i thought the room was six feet you know what i'm saying i know all the precautions we take but in certain cases you you know in certain cases you're gonna go places where everybody's not covered test then you gotta adhere to mass and social distance that. But she came in and didn't. She had her mask on, and I tried to give her a bump, and she said, air bump.

I was like, I don't know if I want to be here, son, because I know, I know I've been the most tested nigga out of all of them. I'm like, y'all don't understand. I just left a bubble, nigga. But did it feel good to be back on some sort of set outside of our set, of it was good it felt good but it felt like um i don't trust you but i want to work with you you know i'm saying so but then i had to block that out i want to say how

the fuck y'all invite me if y'all gonna be and i'm saying this because i know i've taken all the precautions i know i've just left an environment where you know i'm saying they're taking all the precautions i know i've just left an environment where you know i'm saying they're taking all the precautions so like to be around it was just and i know that everybody in the country is uh dealing with it the same way they did but it's kind of crazy when you come out of the bubble for the first time yeah you come out the bubble bubble you know you're like it's shocking but you know i found it interesting that why doesn't trump and his administration do what we we did in ohio like they do that's why you always see them with no mask not all of the rnc the rnc uh convention that they had not all those people were tested there's no way i'm talking about with them large numbers like that i think that they say okay's, I don't know what they think.

Cause them niggas ain't had masks or whatever, but they might've, we don't know. They might've, he might've tested everybody. Yeah. I think that there's a, you know, he makes a statement with that, but there's a strong possibility that everybody there was tested 15 minute results. And then if you know, if you got the juice to get those units and shit, you just got to shitload those units that you can pop off like a whole bunch of people really quick that could have been the case or they might be like we don't believe in it yeah you know i don't

know i ain't i've been remember i was hearing about niggas around me yeah i don't hear about it too much anymore you know i don't know the numbers i don't know i don't know i just know it's crazy another person uh well one man was he got corona again again yeah and he lived again no you know he just got it they just announced i know they don't even talk about the corona niggas we don't know the long-term side effects of corona we don't know much about it corona stories i hear them niggas is old as shit a motherfucker could be driving a car fucking get a car accident and die if he had corona he'd be like he died in covid you know i'm saying them i think they i think the insurance companies and these people are making money they just throwing numbers up in there and shit like don't what you

died about corona it is a real thing i'm not saying it's not a real thing but i i do know that if you keep breaking those numbers down in different categories it will let you know the chances of you getting they say you have a 98.7 chance of surviving corona if you get it you know i'm saying but they won't talk about that. But 12,741 people have died so far. I know, but 12,000. Out of 695,000 cases. Right, and then you put that over millions of people, you know. We talked about it before. I just say this.

I understand people's paranoia, and I understand all that shit, but at the end of the day, a motherfucker, you got to fucking live your life because I listening just California sorry right but don't but didn't the bigger number you got those numbers but then how many people in California you got to add that number and then you understand that percentage is high but it's now anyone talk about it shit these niggas are so fucked up thanks Thanks to MyBookie for supporting the Donnell Rawlings Show. Winning season returns at MyBookie.

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and I was out doing social distancing and masks and all of that type of shit. You know? I don't even know. The funny thing is, I don't even know what's going on in the world. The other day, you asked me about this song, WAP, or whatever. Yeah. And when you posted that picture this song, WAP, or whatever. Yeah. And when you posted that picture on Instagram, and then you said, wet ass pussy.

I didn't understand it. And then when I looked at the picture, I said, it looked like she got some wet ass pussy, right? But I know that there was a song. There's so much going on. You didn't know about Bella Thorne. So Bella Thorne, she's a Disney star. She's a Disney star. She, she's a Disney star and she has an only fans page.

And I got it. But look, she made a million dollars. How much can you give it to him? Rollins make $2. I don't know what she showed. I, I don't know what she showed,

but they're saying that she may have ruined it. Cause now they've changed their like regulations on how much you can charge per prescription i just put my only fans up and i haven't made any money because you didn't put the river pictures in there the ones that i took of you the sexy ones which ones remember when i was over here with a tank top in fucking water shit nobody they would have fucking unsubscribed i don't think people are going to go to only fans to see how sexy as fuck you can do sexy comedy I think you know what I got to do it cuz I got a deal with them but I just haven't been able to find out I'm just some of the notion that I'm only fans is just like sexual and stuff no you can

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thing i gotta re-up on uni right now i gotta i gotta pour some cologne i got 10 10 days it's not enough i've been like doing everything yeah i think at some point i mean i think people would have experimented with them and will continue as long as they're safe you know what i'm saying but you got some choice mufflers be catching it like a liquor store digger oh yeah matt you you have migraines for three weeks go give me some of that dope son they give me like this oh man they're so they're fake like oh yeah they got some they got some bootleg joints oh yo i'm gonna tell you this how to get you anything with rhinoceros on it nigga yo they be using my rhinos they got a 3d right right they got a 3d rhino it looked like that nigga horns is just coming out you like i don't know if she ready for that mud the horns like that they've got rhino uh gorillas you know it's so funny because of marketing because i think they

use rhino because you know i think um in africa and rhino tuska was worth a lot of money yeah and they're supposed to have like benefits to your penis so they throw right then they got different levels of rhino we got a rhino 1000 then they got through like a rhino 10 000 then they ran out of letters i mean numbers they thought lettuce rhino 10 000 bc complex you like oh she won't get She played she played a piper today. What that you got a rhino 2000 They know what that no we have the other one you can get those in Watts Rhinos snakes rhinos the snakes sell dick pics I

Can't hear you. Why you can't hear me? I don't know because when you touch the bottom. Oh, the bomb is loud. Yeah. Rhinos and snakes sell the most dick pics. Yep. I got caught one time. That's crazy.

Yo, I got caught. But did you still end up having sex after? You got to spread it out because then they're going to test you. Yeah. They're going to test you. If they catch you with the pill and you ain't popped, they're going to test you. And you'll be like this, I want to watch you dance with the stars. Then you're like, ain't the unmasked single one right now?

Don't know how you stupid. Y'all, he's like, I'm chilling. They be like, hey, daddy, man, go ahead with that shit. Y'all, he be like, I'm chilling. They be like, hey, daddy, man, go ahead with that shit. Sex overrated,

man. Sex overrated, man. Let's look at some YouTube shit, bitch. Don't, you ain't hungry? Yeah,

you need, you need a day for them to blank that shit out, and then you can start all over, son. But sometimes you can be premature. If you ain't sealed the deal, that's the worst, son.

That's the worst. You ain't sealed the deal, that's the worst, son. That's the worst. You ain't sealed the deal, and this shit don't come over there and shit. Then you got to turn your TV off. I got my dick out hard off a Minnie Mouse one time. Oh, yeah, and how long does it last? Because won't you just be hard the whole night, and then you're like, No, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Like, you can perform at whatever level you want you know what i'm saying for the most part you know uh on that first one you nice that first one you nice you put in work for that first one right and you hope you dealing with somebody that only need one we never only need one. We never only need one. We never ever only need one. They've been lying to me. They only need one. I heard.

I'm good so many times. We can go like all night. No, but I'm just saying. You get that first one. And that's what the enhancement do. You can do round two, round twos, and round threes. Like back after back? Back after back.

You might have to, you don't know, close your eyes and think about something else. We're a girl for that. You know what I mean? You might need some psychological help to go round two, but that's what they do. They get you to round two and three. But nigga, all right, man. You trying to get round threes with me, man. You need to get a side nigga.

You better get a side nigga. Three? How much time that take? You know how many treatments I would have came up with i'm just trying to manage my time man i'll fuck you for 20 minutes and talk to netflix for an hour and a half such a dick i'm getting ready to call stan latham to use i want to talk business i don't have time to be fucking you for a long time. Man, that don't even make sense to me.

What I'm trying to get out of this. I got to suck. Austin just turned five. Bitch beat it. Austin just turned five. Beat it. I know some of y'all want fuck rounds three. We got one more to do.

Nah, man. We can't talk about no more sponsors, man. Let's talk about some other shit. Oh, let's talk about how. Trust not trust the truth no no no truth and choices and choices and um get right spoken at earlier right yeah it is so ironic to get right and be so passionate about it and and make you feel it he talked about you gotta make the right choices and I'm looking at him like I don't know if you did all of that yeah you know but it's something that's so soulful about that dude man

it was but you know we can always give advice and and not apply it to our own lives and i think that that's what get right does like he has sound advice even though you know he fell down on his luck but he has great advice when you say choices I do agree with that because when you are younger, you make a lot of bad choices that's supposed to teach you. You know, I figure you get to an age, a certain point where when you, like, you just know the risks and the choices. What was the worst choice you've made in your teenage years? The worst choice I made?

Mm-hmm. To fall in love with the first girl that gave me some pussy. I played, but I said, everybody in the whole neighborhood. The whole neighborhood was giving that bitch two and three nuts. The whole neighborhood. I was writing signs and shit like that. How old were you and how old was she? I was probably 15, 16, which is a senior citizen in the hood.

They're like, what you waiting for, nigga? I'm about to go buy some baby milk. 16-year-old, big. I'm an 11-grade nigga trying to find a babysitter. Yeah, that was a bad choice. I don't remember a lot of bad choices like that. But I just think, like, Get Right was at a point you decide on who you

want to be around and what choices. And I think you get to a certain age where you just can't have fucked up people around you no more yeah it just it could happen but it just can't happen it can't happen all the time because like just damn nigga you keep making the same bad choices and it gets you this and it's the same result so what are you gonna do what am i gonna do about my choices i don't really make a lot of bad choices anymore i don't okay i'm saying what i found to be some of bad choices I made turn out to be the best things in my life. Right.

I'll just put it like that. And then the only time you think you made a bad choice, you start thinking when you go back. But when you're in a moment of something just a moment something you got to deal with the consequences of your bad choices yeah but i think you should have you as you get older you have more better perception you know you know you know you're around negative people you know you you're around negative energy and then you this is how you when you get older you know people make bad choices and then you start saying to yourself, man, I'm too old for this shit. Yeah.

That's why you can't, you got to get past that. Would you consider yourself to be a responsible person, or do you have responsible people outside of myself, of course, around you? Yeah, I do have responsible people around me. Do you feel like you're responsible? I'm responsible as long as I'm not in an altered state of mind you know for the most part i've never made a bad decision when i was in an altered state of mind but i've made some decisions all the state of mind like what i did what nah stop playing you don't remember yeah yeah you have amnesia yeah you

don't remember i don't know what you're talking about. Y'all got me mixed up with another ass-shit nigga with a motherfucking fucking river nigga hat on with Teva sandals and shit. Yeah, but I keep myself. I try my best, and everybody should do this, try to keep yourself around positive people yeah and people that uh make you feel good about yourself and honestly me being away i don't even want to see anyone like i had no desire to see anyone from here and the reason why because

and the reason why because you know once you feel that you around that right energy, you're like this. Oh, shit. This is how it's supposed to be. Even though we're forced in a situation like this is how it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be that creative minds can come together and they can do all the shit they want to do. They can fucking work. They can play. Be kind to one another. Be kind to do. They can fucking work. They can play. Be kind to one another.

Be kind to each other. Respect each other. Respect each other. Support each other. Don't even try all that because you've been nasty to me. You've been nasty to me. Oh, I didn't. No, no, no.

Fuck all that. Fuck all that shit. Choices. You've been mad. You've been nasty to me, sir. You've been nasty to me. And I know what it is. It's like MTV Cribs.

It's like, yo, we've been in this motherfucker too long. You've been nasty to me, sir. You've been nasty to me. And I know what it is. It's like MTV Cribs. It's like, yo, we've been in this motherfucker too long. You've been nasty to me, sir. You get mad at me because I said, could you just wash the goddamn dish? No, I never got mad at you. I know. I've never gotten mad at you. I left the Coke out. It was so dirty.

The kitchen was so dirty. I left one bottle of Coke out. No, no. You left Coke out and you left food out when did i leave food out yes when you left the coke out and it just looked like somebody said i'm fucking hungry i'm taking this fucking food i'm eating something i'm gonna get what i want out of it i'm drinking some coke i'm taking the top off and i'm going to my room and i'm going to go take it but they were counting it's nice where the whole entire place was. But that wasn't a jab at you at all.

I'm just saying my experience there has been that. Like it just feels so genuine and it reminds you of how life is supposed to be and being out here in LA. So you're not talking about the time when you said, you're not talking about the time when I'm trying to do your things

and I have my own thing, Donnell. I have my own thing. I have my own thing, Donnell. We're not talking about that time. I don't remember that specific time. I'll explain it. I wanted you to help me with something. I guess you were at a point where you were frustrated with me because I said your name more than once.

Five times. Five times. The only reason I say your name five times is because I used to say your name one time and you would answer. But now you fucking want to hear it. I don't want to be like you. The only reason niggas yell out somebody's name five times is because they're not listening. I'll give you an answer. But now, you fucking want to hear. I don't want to be like the only reason niggas yell out somebody's name five times is because they're not listening. I'll give you an example. Austin.

Austin. Austin. Austin. Austin. Austin. You don't hear me? Austin. Austin. That's what it was. Yo, before the pandemic, I say, Javanta, what, Donnie? What do we got to do? Right? You get over there in your little yellow sprays. Everybody like you

Big producers liking you They saying she the future Oh, she gonna be the next little Ricky Hughes Stan Layther, Talia Kweli We love you sister You fuck with Black Lives Matter too Oh, and that bitch can dance And she can dance Oh complete package

Here is going on over here look you like perfect Yellow Springs How you do? Oh, she got a shit together. She got a notepad laptop. She had a sack download information Oh bitches do her own Zoom. Donnell ain't in the Zoom. She's doing her own Zoom. Donnell is not in the Zoom. Oh, she be Zooming away from these niggas? She don't need them niggas.

I'm here to help y'all. I'm doing my own thing. Ooni sold out. Ooni sold out fragrance on the shelf. I just got in stores. I'm sold out. I'm sold out. She had two bottles, nigga. Oh, she did it.

No, I'm just talking. But no, I'm just saying, you like, all of that. You take all of that, all these sold out, all that. You take all that that you hear, Donna, Javanta, Javanta. Oh, what, Donnell? He always calls my name five times. She got to bring the other niggas in. He always calls my name five times. She got to bring the other niggas in. He always calls my name five times. What, Donnell? What, Donnell? I'm doing my thing. Oh my God. Yep, I'm doing your thing. Oh, you had that down so good.

I'm telling you, I'm telling you. For three days, you like this. I'm doing my own thing. So now, I'm fucking with you now. Every time I want you to do something or assist me in something, shut up, phone. Every time now, you get mad now because I be like this. I know you're doing your own thing. I know you selling your little uni.

You know, nigga, man, when they put law in front in front of i know you selling your little cologne people like it they smell good yo i was one of the first uni you were i was a day one only you are a day this is what you change this is what you change i got i got yo i remember you were selling i remember you had uni in this and you was like smelling shit. I'm like you want me to smell or you want me to get hydrated? I started from the bottom. I remember you had this. I'm like what's the name of your cologne?

You do like this. Oh no. I remember you was writing your choice like this. You and I. You're such a hater. I remember you was writing your choice like this. You and I. You're such a hater. You had to test. You had the African of 125th Street choice.

I did. I did. I came up. When it was winning, it smelled good. And I was like, yeah, man, I know what this African shit going to smell like. You know what I mean? You know what I just smell. I lived in there. Stop phone.

I lived in New York so long. I know all this shit going to smell musky or whatever. And the first time I smelled it, I was like, oh, shit, I just smell. I lived in there. Stop, phone. I lived in New York so long. I know. I was like, oh, this shit going to smell musky or whatever. And the first time I smelled it, I was like, oh, shit, it's dope. And I didn't even leave it up to me. I just would wear it. And people would respond to it. I was like, she got something. I said, you got to change your packs.

They come in. They come in. I got to grow. This is probably your third. Version, yeah. Your third version. I got the evolution of that shit. Right?

And the smell stay consistent. And I knew you had a hit. Because I was like this. I'm not really a cologne nigga. River niggas only use cologne like if somebody die or some shit like that, nigga. River niggas use off. You know, you better get an off version of Oni. River niggas don't want your fucking Ralph Lauren or none of that type shit.

We want insect repellent. I should. And then I used to wear it and i was getting hits i was like they about to make me pop one of these blue shoes yo i was getting hits i remember and i used to call you and it wasn't it wasn't it was like a lot of people remember every time i get here i was like yeah every time yeah every time every time i was like there's what which way and then I started getting nervous cuz that shit can get homo we to remember straight men

were hitting on you they wasn't hitting on me okay okay but you know what I mean I ain't no Terry Crews I wish you would grab my dick You think it's a joke You gonna be dancing with the star stars You ain't gonna grab my dick twice What are you doing again Wait a minute What are you doing I'm gonna consult with my wife How do you get your dick grabbed twice

I'm gonna tell you how you get your dick I know exactly how you get your dick Grabbed? I'm going to tell you how you get your dick. I'm going to tell you. I know exactly how you get your dick grabbed twice. When you used to getting it grabbed once. When you used to getting your dick grabbed. Yo. First off. If you don't establish. If a nigga grab your dick.

I know this sounds crazy. If you don't establish the first time. Like knock him out. Swing on him you just said i don't have a problem with you grab my dick right so you're enabling because i know that trey cruz went back and back it's kind of old news or whatever and i just i don't understand anything he was saying and the reason why i say that because he was like he didn't he said he got his he explained how he get his dicks up like he was like

big touch like he was R. Kelly joint the me too he was a part of the me too and you weighed 260 pounds then you keep doing your chest like you keep making your pecto gland what is them chest called pecs yeah you

yo you pecto gl what is it just called pecs yeah you yo yo you you pecto glanning it up and my grab your dick and then you like he said and i and he grabbed me and he grabbed me like that description is three seconds worth of dick and balls in your hand oh god you didn't crab me and then i was like whoa what are you doing so you said what were you doing i'm like that'd make no sense did i talk to my Didn't. He did it again. Jeez. You got two dick grabs in one party. Guess what? You've had your dick grabbed. One too many times. Before. Yeah.

And what were we talking about for me even getting that? Oh, we were talking about your little uni. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, and you was like, I mean, I remember the third bottle. I remember everything. I remember telling people I remember. And then I started getting nervous because dudes was like, I mean, I remember the third bottle. I remember everything. I remember telling people I remember. And then I started getting nervous because dudes was like, damn, yo, that shit smell mad good.

I'm like, all right, I need some more business cards because I ain't going to be entangled with you. But your lure. Then you lost all my samples that I gave you. Remember, I gave you all my samples and someone stole your backpack yeah that didn't lose it someone stole it I've I had your samples in your backpack that doesn't say anything see this is what I'm just talking about this is what I'm talking about this one this one you

started blowing up you start selling bottles bottles bottles and then you started when you hear my name, you started doing this. I'm like, really? I'm not being, we had issues because I'm not used to being treated like that. With you. And I'm telling you, this is the thing. If anybody knows me, knows I'm an asshole. Not an asshole.

Why'd you shake your game with that? They know. asshole they not an asshole why'd you shake your game they know if anybody i'm talking about if anybody knows that you know that because you know that you've been through me with relationships and all that and you know that so whenever we are not connected it's fucked up because i'm like, the last bitch to know me. I'm like, the last bitch to know me. Don't fuck with me. I don't got no more bitches now. My daughter bitch. Oh, my daughter bitch don't like me. Daughter queen.

My own family don't fuck with me. And I got to start looking in the mirror. I don't want to say me. No, you have to look in the mirror. I know. You have to. It's scary. It's scary.

No, I am not looking. I look. I look at the man from the mirror. If you want to make a change, I know I need to look in the mirror. I don't want you to tell me I need to look in the mirror. You're not allowed to tell me to look in the mirror. You're supposed to always talk to me like I just came from look in the mirror. Let them other bad bitches tell me. You're not allowed to tell me to look in the mirror. You supposed to always talk to me like I just came

from looking in the mirror. Donnell, have you ever took a chance to think it's you? Yeah, bitch, I don't wanna hear you say it. That's it. You the only person. You look at that wack bitch who can say it, they can say it, fuck them, they don't know me. You know me, them bitches don't know me, they don't know.

I'm not looking in the mirror. I'll break that mirror and take a chance on seven years of bad sex before i look directly in the mirror nah nah nah i can't believe that now you're telling me after all these years that i need to look in the fucking mirror. It's never too late. Nah, man. It's late, nigga. I'm old. It is what it is.

I'm not changing. Nothing. Fuck that. Give me a Bluetooth, bitch. That is so... Man, I don't give a fuck. I ain't changing shit. That's so sad. H-A-D.

H-A-D. Get this H-A-D for your W-A-P. Get this H-A-D. I'm not looking in the mirror. Fuck Charlamagne Book. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm not looking in the mirror.

I'm not looking in the mirror. Not you. Not you. I'm like. I'm tired. I'm like. I'm tired. If anybody knows who I am, it's you.

I'm like, why is she being mean to me? And then I said to myself, maybe. I know this is so like a man. Maybe it's that time of the month You are so immature I don't know No I'm just saying Y'all get a band

Niggas know Why these bitches have craze You go to the band for music You see them receipts You like this You like this Now it all makes sense. You're like this. Okay, damn, baby.

Now it all makes sense. I give up on you. Now it all makes sense. I give up on you. No, I'm telling you, now it all makes sense. Then I said, this is where I had to assess it. Because I'll front like I don't give a fuck. Whatever, bitch. Whatever, right?

But then I'm always trying to understand why. I said, then I started coming to this conclusion. I said, well, maybe it's that time of the month. I said, well, maybe. Because I know. She's not sleeping. Or maybe. she's asleep or maybe she's hungry I feel like when you get mad

I'm like a doctor I'm like when is the last time she's anyone fed her hey 40 when is the last time she's anyone fed? Hey, 40, when is the last time she's eaten anything? Yo, are those, is that an empty pan of cheese eggs? Okay, did she eat? Did she eat? When is the last time she got fed? You are partially right, Donnell.

No, I am right. Because we have no reason. It's so funny. You get stank sometimes. You get stank too right Donnell No I am right Cause we have no reason It's so funny You get stank sometimes You get stank too Donnell And I know it's not directed But it's like Sometimes you direct it towards me

And I'm the last person You should direct that towards So what are you trying to say Look in the mirror So what are you trying to say Look in the mirror So you don't have to I think that's a big lesson

No matter No matter how old You. No matter how old, you should. No matter how old, you should look in the mirror. And what is your... When I looked in the mirror, I was like, Donnell. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? I looked in the mirror.

I said, you know what? You could make some changes. You can be considerate of other people. I look in the mirror and I see all that. And I also look in the mirror and say, if there's anyone in this room that knows I'm not going to do any of that to change, it's you.

Come on, boy. Bitch, I expect him. The thing is, I can't hear you when the bomb goes off. That's the purpose of the bomb. Okay. It's to shut all that shit down. You're not supposed to survive the bomb. You hear somebody talk through a bomb blast?

He's stressing me out i'm stressed out do you know that in yellow springs ohio i make no money as a stand-up comedian oh i didn't i thought oh no and let me let me say that's what makes this this so special i didn't know it was like here's when you talk about choosing the right people and nobody is that's the beauty of it kevin hart came he didn't get any money bill burke came he didn't get any money david letterman came he didn't get any money john stewart came he didn't get any money nobody gets paid they're doing it for the love of fucking comedy

and the love of giving something eventually there's probably going to be a situation where there's some money somewhere but not once did anybody complain about anything or feel like fuck it because you ask yourself what else were you going to be doing you're not really working so why not

put yourself in a positive environment with some good people? And I feel like every time we do a show, every time we have a barbecue, every time we go to the river, every time we see a cow or a horse or some shit like that, I feel like that's the payoff. Yeah. Every time I feel like my mental is not fucked up because there's people that's fucked up out here. Every time I see that, that's when I feel good. That's why you don't need money. Hello, everybody. You might not need money, but a nigga

gotta eat. Austin is gonna go to private school and I'm not working right now. So I need you to go to the Don and i'm not working right now so i need you to go to the donna rawlings store that's donna rawlings backslash store or just google donna rawlings and we got a lot of new merchandise you might remember this candle it's called black ash we sold over fifteen thousand dollars worth of black ash candles. We got sponsored in the podcast, but my son can't eat blue chew. So this is what I want you to do. Here's

the song again. Do you know that for the last two months, I've been a river nigga? And if you don't know, look at this fucking hat. Only river niggas wear this hat. And guess what?

Only river niggas got this belt. You see this? This is a river nigga belt. Hold on. Put your belt away. Javanta, you see this belt? This is a river belt. It's good for pulling kayaks

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That's right. We got new smells. We got a smell for all you white bitches like to snitch on black people in the park. I don't know because you just like to snitch. We got a fragrance called OK Kern okay kern okay kern you already know the classic black ass that black ass that price is never going to change it's always going to be 50 dollars yes and we have a new fragrance i'm going to stop the music for a second i fell in love with oh. O-H-I-O. Take me to the river. I want to go. I feel like my soul is embedded in the Yellow Springs.

So much that I use an acronym. Y-S. Y-S. They got W-A-P. And I got a H-A-D. And I will meet you in the creek and be naughty by nature. I'm blinging blue to the yellow springs. We got another

one and a lot of people said in the last episode this young lady needed to be smudged. We have smudge life candle. That's my favorite actually. Smells good. Smells good. But let me say this ladies and gentlemen gentlemen Boys and girls Have tuned into

The Donnie Rollins Show This is episode 39th or 40th I don't know what it is You all know that I'm My skin is Moisturely challenged What? Moisturely challenged

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she said is it edible I said yes if you put it on these nuts but more importantly we're blowing the store up. Everybody's like, Donio, where's your merchandise? We want to support. We want to do something. Well, go to DoniorRollins.com. Click on the store. And we're going to have river belts.

We're going to have river hats. We're going to have motherfucking river hoodies. With the sleeveless joint. And we're going to have uni. Yeah. What happens when a river nigga links up with uni? You make some fire ass fucking shit. Yep.

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