Donnell - Get right or die trying!

Episode Date: May 7, 2020

The corona pandemic is making people rethink what is really important in their life. From insecurities about hairstyles and vanity, Donnell Rawlings shares his perspective of being secure in yourself in episode #021. He recounts his latest experience on.....The Joe Rogan Experience and takes a call from his Number One Fan - Mama Rawlings. Now more than ever, it’s time to “Get right, or die trying” a joke could be too soon, but it can never be too soon for a funny observation. Contains mature language. Special thanks to @juliuslikeaboss, @jivantaroberts, @mfdaviddeery NEW! Black Ash Candle on SALE NOW at the Donnell Rawlings Store: https://store.donnellrawlings.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When I tell y'all my God is good, my God is motherfucking good. You probably get right. All right. I've been seeing my man in three motherfucking days. What up? Hey man, I'm out here kicking it like, you know, like how they got the troll. They say the troll to it. Every time somebody walk through here, I figure out what the trolls are.

We the trolls, the homeless people are the trolls. They try to see how we gonna live, survive, how many gonna check out, how many gonna survive. And, you know, that's the way it is. So, you got to use your brains, you know, in order to stay in front of the game. The weather ain't gonna get you, because you can't be out there in that sun, too, because you better find your tree and don't let no limb fall like that motherfucker on you. Like, you're a god, it, you'd do it wrong, boy, a limb would break. It'd fall right on your head.

And see, like, these people that go up there, Grifford Park, up there, yeah, up there, it's wonderful up there. They don't know whether them limbs will fall down. They think they got it made up there because they up above us. And get right, what do you have to say to the people that are concerned about people that don't have a home, don't have shelters? What do you say about them? Should they be concerned or should they mind their business and let you continue the life here? What should they know? Well, the fact of the matter is we all need each other in order to, you know, like to make this thing keep going.

And if you feel like you want to stay in the house, in order for you to get what you need, you got to come out here by us. So you're going to need us. I mean, we your protection, we your everything. You got to come down here and buy water. You got to come down here and like get everything, your supplies and shit.

And then like, when you lose your home, they don't have no life skills, but they've been shuffling all their fucking life. And I would behoove them to one that, that your supplies and shit and then like when you lose your home they don't have no life skills but they've been sharing with all their fucking life and they i would behoove them to one that have a home come out here and get to know some of these people that don't have a home man bro when i tell you this man like like i said for three days i was like if i'm going every time i leave you i'm like if i'm ever going to see him again and my good friend dave chappelle man he know what my connection is to you and he's a practicing muslim he followsappelle, man, he know what my connection is to you.

And he's a practicing Muslim. He follows the Quran. And he said, Donnell, you got a good heart, man, because it's something about people like yourself that they speak about in the Quran that God gives an angel to people that don't even know, man. A select. They call those people the select.

They are the select. A chosen few who has been chosen by God to have certain missions like myself. Right. And my job is to come out and tutor and, you know, like to keep this thing going. You know, if I see you going wrong, I mean, I'm a teacher, you know. I didn't go to school. I went to school. I didn't go to school just to come around here and be homeless I mean, like it's the organization

The authorities Who has taken everything away from me They have stolen my identity My identification And they have made it so hard for me to even do anything for myself I can't even describe who the fuck I am Well, we know who you are, man And you get right

I'm on my 21st episode man And if you read my comments man The streets are loving you bro And we got some plans man You gotta keep it to I died Look they stole my phone last week I had a phone

When you got a phone Right And I checked you out I died And I looked you up on YouTube And I saw Dick Gregory I seen some Dick Gregory

Right Like you Like I was looking for me though But I know I'm Dick Gregory. I seen some Dick Gregory. Right. Like, you was like, I was looking for me, though, but I know him, Dick Gregory. Right, there it is. Yo, my man, get right. You looking good, man.

The street, Morgan Freeman and the street, Dick Gregory, bro. Man, you look at Muscle Freeman. He went to school with my mama, man. Who? Morgan Freeman went to school with my mama. Oh, yeah? Yeah, you know, my mama know him. And like, the boy with the lazy eye. Forrest Whitaker. Yeah, yeah. man who morgan freeman went to school with my mom oh yeah yeah you know my mama know her and like uh

the boy with the ladies forest whitaker yeah yeah he comes through here every once in a while man right yeah my mom know him right you know so i don't know what they connection with what her connection is with forest but like she went to school with uh more but if you if you had to say something to the streets and the fans about this podcast and this show, what would it be? Keep your eyes on the authorities. Keep your eyes on the authorities. Don't look at the authorities. Right. That started from the government.

The government is the one who orchestrated this bullshit. They're trying to collapse the economy. They are trying to collapse the economy. And they're going to be, there's a new world order going to come around. Another question. How do you keep your strength, your peace, and your integrity? First of all, like you see this bar, put this on here. This is how I get my peace put this on here. Uh-huh.

This is my, this is how I get my peace like this right here. Exercise. Every day it is. And what I be trying to eat, I don't mean, I be like solitude. I like solitude.

Because like, anybody else out here, they got problem, I got problem. Don't bring your problem to me. Because I'm trying to deal with my problem, my integrity.

That's what you asked me about. Don't make my problem your problem. And don't make your problem to me because I'm trying to deal with my problem my integrity that that's what you asked me about Don't make my problem your problem. Right? It don't make your problem my problem So you have to check your own integrity and you know, like if I'm sit down eat What son of a like if in at home and if I'm sit down eat I will come stand right in front And put my ass in your face. Nah, that ain't what I'm doing. Only Charlamagne do that type of shit. And see, I be running into that situation like that.

Right. I'm going to put this out there like this, and I want you to broadcast this right here. We got you. Okay, you hear the helicopter right there? They know I ain't lying. Right. If I'm sitting down eating, and you bring your ass up here, get pussy ass in my face, I'm going to get up and pick up something and knock your motherfucking brain.

There it is. And I'm ready to go to jail behind that. Protect your neck. Get right. We love you, bro. I don't like to be disrespected like that. Right. I just like, I'm learning how to use my eyes.

If I see something, it look good. Blink, look away. Right. You know, don't sit up there like a stalking this goddamn woman walking down the street. If I see something, it look good. Blink, look away. Right. You know, don't sit up there like a stalking this goddamn woman walking down the street. Hey, but I'm going to tell you one thing. My co-host, she got a nice, uh, I'm telling you, in the streets, I drop a poster every episode. They said, let her put it up. What do you have to say to the women out there that got it back there like that?

Hey, man, look at her. Be proud of her. She a front with that diamond seed in her, in player's club you got to use what you got what you want damn like if she got it like that boy going up there going up there put that post up there and see that that's that's payback that's right that's a that's a thing you know you got a shot to go straight to the top. I mean, you got a fan base. You got a fan base and they'll pick you up and carry you wherever you got to go.

Right. If you want to go. And just use what you got. And take it a step further. See, like, you can manipulate. I won't use the word manipulate. You can grow. Right.

I won't say manipulate. Right. But you see she get all that. They want her to put it up. She'll go talk to a motherfucker like, you know, got some publishing rights or something. Right. Hey, look at her, son. Like, look at her. Hey, then you go in there and sit down and talk to her.

He's going to be. He's going to be all on it. Look at her right there. Like, she got to do a calculator. This shit. Calculator. Javanta. Calculator.

Don Air Rollins. Get right. The Don Air Rollins show. We love you, bruh! I like, I like, I like... If I could've... If I could've... If I could've...

I don't know about that! I'm trying not to get too much... If I could've... If I could've... If I could've... If I could've... I'm trying not to get too much into it, man. I'm trying not to get too much into it. Yo, yo, yo. I'm trying not to get too much into it.

The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck y'all bitches. You'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. Oh, not yet. We're not ready yet. We're getting ready. You know when you hear that noise. Hey, Javanta, how you doing? When you hear that noise, you know what it's about to be.

It's about to be a Corona-free podcast. Shout out to all the people that have survived Corona. Shout out to all the people that are dealing with it or in the hospital, and they don't know what's going to go on next, but remember, God's got your back. Your family got your back, and you're going to be okay. I want to start off by saying thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody. We went from 30,000 subscribers to the hot number of 35. 35 subscribers. Y'all already know what it is.

You know what I'm saying? You see how the voice change? You feel me? Like, if I was in Brooklyn, I would say, yo, word to mother. Want to thank everybody supporting the podcast. Y'all niggas came through like the woo. Wu-Tang ain't nothing to fuck with. But when I hear this, I got to say, you know what, guys?

We really appreciate your subscriptions. A lot of people said that I wouldn't be able to sell not one goddamn black ash candle. Guess what, Javanta? What? After 200 candles sold, you guys can get these nuts. That's right. You said I couldn't sell a candle. Not one candle.

I sold 50. You said nobody wanted to smell your black ash. Guess what? Angela Yee smelled my black ash. Ash. L'Oreal smelled my black ass. Ash. L'Oreal smelled my black ash. I'm going to say pause before I say the next one, but Joe Rogan lit a blunt off of my black ash.

That's why we're going to take this time to thank him and thank you You the viewer, you the listener We want to thank God for dropping that motherfucking poster before we started Look at God My God is a good God My God is so good He let that poster drop off of the wall

And Javanta came up and I saved the day Cause when I tell you my God is so good. He let that poster drop off of the wall. And Javanta came up and I saved the day. Because when I tell you my God is a real. He's a real. For all you dirty comment motherfuckers want the poster to fall. Well, it fell. And Javanta came to the rescue. Always. How you doing?

I'm good. I'm feeling energized. Glad to be at the house. I'm feeling it. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Let me tell you something. Haters are going to hate.

We all know who they are. People that can't do it. People that can't do what I do. People that can take no risk. This is a risk. Donnell, I... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go ahead.

I feel like Carrie in a movie. They're all going to laugh at you. They're going to laugh at you. They're going to laugh at you. They're all going to laugh at you. I commend your tenacity with this hairstyle. What? You just...

It's not a style. It's a style. It's the George Jefferson. It's the George Jefferson. It's the George Jefferson. Did I bring it back? Did I bring it back? I just make me want to walk like this. But you have so much confidence.

I do have confidence. You know why? Here's the reason why I have confidence. And this is the reason why. It's become a big thing. I ain't going to let y'all suffer through the whole thing. I'm going to give y'all a little cap right here through the store. You know what I'm saying?

It's become a big thing. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why it's become a big thing. Because like men are like women to a certain extent when it comes to insecurities. We know.

The reason why a lot of people, it's inevitable that a person is going to lose their head. It doesn't happen to everybody for the most part. A motherfucker's

going to lose their head. It's God's way of saying get out of the lose their head. It's God's way of saying, get out of the clubs, nigga. It's God's way of saying, leave the club, nigga. You can't fool these young bitches. It's God's way of saying, I will not let you kill this situation.

So, you know, you get comfortable, especially with black people. Black people, we can do it. You know what I'm saying? Motherfuckers, your shit start going. If my shit started going, I think I was like 28. It started going.

But I was in denial. Y'all niggas know. Motherfuckers be in denial. You know it's about to go, but you be in denial. You start beefing with your barber. You like, man. You start pushing it to the front. Yo, you start pushing it to the front.

You be like, man, I don't fuck with that nigga no more. He can't cut. Right? You'll start saying, he can't cut. You know what I he can't cut you know i'm saying this is what you know this is your true sign you know you bought it's about to go i know the poster looks nice but let me make sure we're good over here this is like i just want it ain't nothing just we we love you man um uh you know it's starting to go. This is your first time. Anybody that's listening to this,

I don't know why guys deal with it the same way, but you know your hairline about to go when you go to your barber, you look at him right in the face, you say, look, don't fuck with the front. You like this, you start doing, like you start dipping away, he go, you like this.

I said, nigga, chill. Don't fuck with the front, with the front you me up the last time you start doing this you start doing this then you're like nah just all right last time you start doing like this like next time just look just hit the edges and because i'm you me up you my baby hairs up but when was the moment where you're like listen i'm gonna tell you i'm done i'm gonna tell you i was with this in right? This nigga was, this is a true story. This nigga was seven feet tall, right? So he had an aerial view.

Like, he wasn't like a, you know, Kevin Hart could have never told me it's time to let him go. Because he see up on the nigga's chair, Kevin Hart look under your nuts nuts. He's like, yeah, you got to shave that, son. But I remember Big Tuck, i was living in brooklyn and he was standing directly over top of me he was looking down and he looked me right in my face man with no jokes that he said come on man what the fuck are you doing he said let it go he was like let it go but i didn't want to and this is the reason why i didn't want to let it go because

i know people they're gonna like get a story. This is why I want to let it go. A lot of people don't know, I was a premature baby. So is that why the shoulders are up? The shoulders up? I was an incubator, nigga. I was an incubator baby. Because you got no neck, and it's just shoulder right here. No, nigga, I had a neck.

I mean, no, I probably didn't. But I was an incubator baby. Like, my mother went home before I left the hospital. Right? I was, boy, I think I was four and a half pounds, right? I almost didn't make it I left the hospital. Right? I was 4 1⁄2 pounds. I almost didn't make it, nigga. Damn. Right? So when you're in an incubator, especially when you're young,

they got to keep turning your head because your head is to be molded. So they got to rotate a nigga's head, right? Did you have a helmet or no? Did you wear a helmet? Do you have the patience? Huh? I don't think I had a helmet. Do you have the patience? Huh? I don't think I had a helmet. I might.

I'll ask my mother. I'll call my mother later and say, Mom, did I have a helmet? Right? But so the nurses, they supposed to turn you. Like, so your shit won't get fucked up. They didn't give a fuck about me in that D.C. General Hospital. They had me on one side. Just one side. They had me on one side. Just one side.

They didn't switch me over. So, nigga, I don't know if you can notice right here, this is flat. Yeah, I see. I see. And this side is round. Fucking with that incubator. That's what it was. The incubator.

So, I grew up, I had a big head, skinny nigga, big head. I grew up having a complex about the back of my head. So even though I knew, I was like, I'm dark skinned. Dark skinned bald head niggas look different than light skinned bald head niggas. Yeah. We glisten.

Yeah, it's a different type of energy. It's a different one. It's like black ass. It's mumfungo. It's like burgundy. You know, the darker bald you are, like, this money fucker is going to fuck my brains out. like black ass it's mum fungo like it's like burgundy by day you know you got a darker ball you are like this money fuck is going to fuck my brains out right so dusk and do because the first thing they say when you cut your hair you're like i see you chocolate you get started you start being

you're like not dark chocolate you're like milk chocolate caramel yeah i would say you're caramel yeah cinnamon a little darker than that's my color on bobby bobby brown book makeup too i'll explain that later so listen i always i always had a complex about my head and when tuck looked over top of me he said man what the fuck you do you need to let it go i was like niggas gonna try to start smacking me in the back of my head but when i shaved it it was just like if you've been your whole life you've had hair then all of a sudden it's like this was going to be this it could be like psychologically you got to get adjusted to it yeah the same way i got to get adjusted to right now am i happy i already know i'm an old head yes and so yeah you are we even anything that anything got to do with overhead you can't say

yep that's my dad she can't wait to disrespect me when it comes to an overhead goddamn joke but you know so you know you don't want to but what age i'm asking what age were you where where were you in your life and what was your life like like what was your career like what was your stand-up so you were just like fuck it yeah yeah but I was trying to save it I was trying to say it's probably one picture floating around there with me with a headline mm-hmm but I was just like I wasn't trying to do it I started doing a hat shit I went to I do it then I just said fuck it you know and then when I did I just had to get a level of confidence confidence with my

hair like that. The same way the point I'm making is like, even when I know I'm over the nun, fuck that. I don't want to look a certain age, so and so. But at the end of the day, especially now, I say with the corona stuff going on, you start thinking of life different. At the end of the day, if you're an old nigga, you're an old nigga.

If you're an old nigga, you're an old nigga. But the thing is, do you act like an old nigga? I don't act like an old nigga. You see them jeans I be be wearing sometimes and you'd be like you got your young boy jeans on you she'd be on me she's like i'd be like yo what you think about these oh you got your young boys on i'm like man i ain't ready for j crew i ain't where i ain't ready for dad mom jeans you got style though you got style i. I thank you. I appreciate it. So with that, and what I'm going through right now,

it's just like me, I think the one reason why they're doing it everywhere, because it gives a form of security with yourself and your thoughts. There's a point where you say, I don't give a fuck what nobody think. You know what I mean? Like we can create the illusion all we want. You know what I'm saying?

But eventually, who you are will show in time. So I'm like, I ain't going to do it forever. But yesterday, man, I used shampoo. And when I mean shampoo, I mean Irish Spring. I just lathered that shit up, nigga. I was like, don't play yourself. Right? I did it. And like, yo, nigga, I act likeathered that shit up. I was like, don't play yourself. I did it and like, yo, I act like I was in a motherfucking

Evervest. One of those shampoo commercials, I felt like I was like this. With this, I was like this. I'm so glad I got to clean my hair. Isn't it liberating just being in these times where I just feel comfortable. I'm at home not wearing to clean my hair. Isn't it liberating just being in these times where I just feel comfortable.

I'm at home not wearing makeup. I just feel like I'm myself. My point I was about to make about that is the same way. It's like you can present yourself any kind of way you want. But eventually the real you is going to shine. You know what I'm saying? Because I hear people on Instagram. It's so funny on Instagram.

You see so many of these women. Right. And it's like it's so funny on Instagram, you see so many of these women, right? And it's like, it's one pose, it's one angle, and they're fishing for comments, gorgeous, stunning, slaying, like fucking fierce, all that shit, gorgeous. Guess what? With the right makeup artist, right makeup artist, I could be the finest bitch on the internet yo no real talk and I mean that

in a way it's like when you contour do all this type of shit and you could present yourself that way all you want but eventually I think you're gonna see the real deal and then a lot of women this is what I don't appreciate about the makeup shit is that a lot of women they only feel a certain way when they say put their face on yeah you know i'm saying so if that's what you feel comfortable in then that's not you but i i feel it's okay to feel both ways it's okay to be comfortable in your own skin but also we want to you know we want to i'm not speaking to that person i'm speaking to the person that refuses to see anybody without anything on right you know i'm saying and my thing is like there has to be something psychological with that because you don't ever want anybody to see you at your rawest form that's like that's why I respect and I'm not saying it I'm not disrespecting women that do it whatever but women we know like we

know we know night face the worst when you see night face they like 10 o'clock in the morning and shit why do you got bottle face on right there we ain't got no lights to tone that down that's just it you know when we know and i know you know i'll probably get some flack from women but but i'm gonna tell you it's this it's just like that stripped down this is who i am period and but this is who i am you know what for a dude the best thing is when you meet a bitch, right? A lady. Queen. Whatever.

Queen. You know, you meet them, and you see them, and they probably not even all serving face. They ain't got their best beat on. Yeah. Like a laundromat or some shit like that. Or the grocery store. And you can look at a bitch, right? And you can look at a bitch, and you'll be like. A queen.

A queen bitch. A queen. I queen a queen i'm gonna say with me queen um say with me what's my favorite word why you gotta say it like short i can't stand you yo don't take away my i'm saying when i use that word i don't take away my bitches. I'm saying when I use that word, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I mean it in the most respectful Nubian way I could mean it. I mean it like bad bitch. Okay? I mean it like false bitch. All right.

All right. I'll take that. That's how I mean it. Alright. Alright. I'll take that. That's how I mean it. Okay. I don't mean it like dirty bitch. Because I that's

that's that's there. You know but that I don't I don't I don't I don't mean it

like that. Mm-hmm. But when a man sees a woman at a grocery store somewhere casual just out just randomly and you see it and you see her face and you're like oh man she's attractive and we know like this she's attractive in the in the easiest state she could be in so i know when it's time to turn up it's going to be on the same reason why that video um what's the video uh uh don't look don't rush uh the don't rush challenge don't rush when i like that concept that concept was so dope and everybody's doing it

but the one that the one that i saw that was so dope is when all the fucking black women, I think it was mostly black women. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Black queens, goddesses, the Nubians, the Erykah Badu's. Yes. Yo, they did that one and was so dope to me because you saw these, and not only you saw them in a very natural state, but you saw them as serving our country. Yeah. You know what I'm saying it's like we forget when you think about the military and I know this may be wrong

first thing you a picture you think of is a crazy white dude that grew up bow hunting deers and shit I'm saying you like that fuck we're gonna get them but you don't think about the beautiful women you don't think about the dimes you don't think about like women women. You don't think about the dimes. You don't think about, like, women that could have been possible models. You don't think about that. You just think, like, it's a man military. But to see these women in their fatigues and, like, straight stripped down. You got a certain regulation.

You got to have your hair a certain way. And then when they took that hat and they came back I was like damn yo every one of them bitches killed it yeah and then the thing though but think about it what everyone for the most part they bad bodies was on fire you know it was a couple probably that was pushing the limit pushing the right weight requirements or whatever but it just they had different body types mm-hmm and it was just that that video was just so I got first and Anthony Anderson had on this page I don't know what he was doing with it yeah I don't know we're doing it but it was just so dope to see them make that transition from one state to its next day and whether women believe it or not men really appreciate it you know you know but I'm just saying this when you when you just just caught

up on your whole attitude change when you got your face on yeah some motherfuckers and then you know what I'm talking about I know you are son I know you are cuz there's a face that you have right It's one face and you got many faces right you got many faces. It's one face. We have I was like Oh, it's about to be ugly It's this one face you got that's when you got the lashes on and then the lashes make you blink slow as shit And you can you cannot blink happy with lashes Yo big lashes you can't blink happy and then it's like when you get those joints on it's the conversation the language is more like what are you talking to me anyway yeah that beat right there is probably one of my most

unfavorite beat on any bitch them goddamn lashes and I hate to see them lashes at 12 noon yo man you got them joints you should be like a vampire you should only come out there individuals well so they stay on you don't take it too much though you can't match that face you can't match them lashes with a regular face it don't look right yo if you see go overboard with it oh my god the worst thing to do when you see these joints at 12 noon at a day party in atlanta with no makeup on you like bitch you just can't work you don't need those chicken and waffles take your ass home nobody wants to see the midnight beat wait at 12 noon and then you ain't got no options you can't tone it down no no that's it that's like set so someone

that like that that's mean then that's that means the only thing they care about is glamour well yeah i think that's just what the style is that's what's in right now it's easy you gotta understand like waking up and going is, like, the best thing. We got to worry about hair. We got to worry about all this stuff. Like, it's just one less thing we got to do. You know where I see those lashes the most? In Atlanta.

Oh, yeah. Oh, they lit right now. Atlanta, Georgia is unlocked. Well, partially open right now, so. All right. They just opened up. They starting to open right now. Alright. They just opened up. They starting to open up stage. First joint to open up

was Georgia. Atlanta. Yeah. Specifically Georgia, but Atlanta. How many niggas in Atlanta? A lot. Hopefully they survive by the rules.

It's all niggas in Atlanta. We don't see what's going on here. One of my favorite things to do is abuse a race car. And right now I'm going to use Atlanta. Atlanta. Not only did they open up Atlanta, but they opened up certain facilities. Barbershop.

Salons. Bowling alley. They might as well just open up motherfucking Jr cricket lemon wings they opened up the most niggerish places you could go and them niggas couldn't wait to get outside it's so bad it's so bad okay why do you think it's bad? Well, I think it's bad. And I'm going to tell you why it's bad. Oh, yeah. Damn, you right. See? See?

I told you. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Can't even get a turn of thought? Ew. Go. That angle. Can you show them that angle?

I got to look at it. Look at that. What you talking about? Go, tell your punk ass story about what you think is bad about it. You know what? I just think it's bad because clearly we have a tremendous issue within our community. And I'm hoping and praying that the majority of black businesses. What you mean in our community?

Black community. What issues? The issues that we have with the coronavirus. We're the ones that are dying. Our community. All right. You know what? When I talk about it, people get mad.

Like, what other people do that? It doesn't matter. At the end of the day, if we take heed. Let me finish. If we take heed and these businesses are cautious, considering that they're allowed to have their businesses open, hopefully they stay closed and that way we protect our community that's all protect our community yes by keeping from from the virus by spreading the virus keeping their businesses closed during this time and if

all the blacks are in atlanta or atlanta or in georg Georgia and they're able to continue with their business hopefully people stay their asses home that's all um you know how we could protect our community from the coronavirus or anything it ain't just with anybody don't do dumb like like there's ways. Like, everybody's like, oh, they open up too soon, whatever, right? Like, oh, everybody's going to rush out. You know what?

We're going to rush out and not going to be smart, stupid people. Stupid. Now, this doesn't apply to, I understand, like, you got first responders that go out. You know what I mean? You got people that like really are true like essential to the economy and everything that's a different story they they they have to come in contact right they have to continue with a certain life that puts them in a position where it could happen but at the same time if people you know really focus on the

precautions that you need to take you know i'm saying you know i'm not a doctor but i know there's an easy way for a certain group of people to not get corona i feel like that is true but i think we still don't understand what it is so we we can be precautious. This is the point. I make it. We don't know what it is, but eventually niggas are going to go out. You know what I'm saying? Like, if people think niggas are going to get a vaccine before the summer, they crazy.

Yeah. If people think that they're going to have a cure for it just like that, they're crazy. I think this cure will be, people will have more interest. It'll be expedited because there's no stigma attached to this. Stigma. Stigma. You know what I'm saying?

The shit that like, oh, that's a fucked up disease to get. It's not attached to that. It's in these man's joint. Anybody. Innocent. It ain't got to be gay, black, or risky behavior. It's just like, oh, shit, I touched some shit. You know what i'm saying but

eventually uh eventually um people always like we gotta see when it's over it's not gonna be over eventually people will never i want to say take chances but people gonna have to alter their lifestyle and move different you just gotta move different yeah i saw that in sweden they are just they don't have lockdown They're like living life as normal. Yeah. What I'm saying. It's called a herd community. Yeah.

What I'm saying is like, when I say the niggas that run out there, the niggas is going to get it. It's the stupid niggas out there doing this, going to day parties because they want chicken and waffles, trying to get bitches and shit like that. That's going to be the stupid shit. But the whole thing about this and moving forward period is that motherfuckers got to move different. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like the news, the top story, and we said this podcast, motherfuckers got to move different yeah you know i mean like the news that the top story and we said this podcast i don't want to do the corona shit but it's the top shit it's the least shit and everything the only thing that the news wants to report is the tragedy of it the only thing they want to support is like they fucking live to say 30 000 more cases yeah because you have 30 000 more tests i feel like that's because there's so many dumb people out there that aren't taking the precautions so they have to instill the point i'm making is like the point i'm making is like i get the seriousness of it or whatever but eventually your lifestyle is going to be altered and you got to move different. You know what I'm saying?

Correct. I got to move different. I'm going to move different. I have to move different. For what I do, I know I did, you know, a week ago, I did Joe Rogan podcast. Oh, yeah. Right? Great job.

You killed it. Thank you. I feel like you led that whole podcast. You know why? This is what people don led that whole podcast. You know why? This is what people don't understand. Like, you know why? And this is why Joe's show is so great. And he's a great interviewer because he's a great listener, too.

He's done over 1,300 shows, right? And I know, like, the energy, like, even with me with this show, this is a learning process for me. From the mic setup to the sound. And I know people are being critical of us, but I listen to some of them, some of them I don't. But I always knew it's in the experience of learning how to do this. I knew I was going to fuck up.

I knew niggas were going to talk shit. But I knew that I was going to get a stride sooner or later. And then I was going to do it in a Frank Sinatra my way and Joe the one thing like you said it seemed like I led that or whatever because if he's interviewing somebody

as long as the conversation is interesting and engaging he's going to let it go and I'm pretty sure after talking to thousands of people for two and a half hours over i don't think he ever has a problem or listen to somebody else talk he's not an interrupter i on the other hand am an interrupter yes you know but it's always a pleasure going on that show but going back to my point so like i wanted to do a show again i want to talk about black ash i wanted to like so many so much things have happened

in my life since the infamous interrupter cast you know i mean to the tune of this is the 20th episode and i just wanted to share some stories i did. Tony Hinchcliffe's show, Kill Tony. That was a fucking poppin' joint I did. Bert Kreischer. I was doing the Martin Lawrence tour. It was just so much to go talk about. So I was like, yo, nigga, let me get on the show. He was like, all right, let's get you in.

When you hear somebody say get you in, you don't know. So I let that sit for a day. I was like, gotta say she you gotta talk like white people like look can we get it on the books like don't tell me i got you because i got you me like all right oh i forgot right you know what i mean because big boy from big boy neighborhood i ain't trying to blow him up but that could be gotten me for like two years now whatever you need i got you like when you gonna get me son come on big boy i got shit to talk about right so um i wanted to go on there again and then um uh i said let's get on the books he was like let's do next thursday right this is what he told me he said let's do next

thursday he said oh yeah i took a corona test. He said, Corona, he said Corona negative. Right. And I got a test. Yeah. He got a test. So I text back. I said, I said, yas Corona negative. Right. He's like, I'll see you next week. I was like, yas. Right. So this is so funny. So I get ready and I do practice social distancing I don't socialize with people you know I'm saying I do run to 7-eleven get coffee I mean niggas gotta get out the house yeah I'm saying I ain't going out doing no corona parties and shit but I'm gonna be prepared because for the most part anywhere you go motherfuckers is practicing all of this shit. I almost got in a fight with this Mexican nigga in Rite Aid because I took my mask down for a second.

And it was going crazy. I was like, Corona, don't do this. And I walked out of the store, right? So I'm prepared. I got my mask on. I got my biochemical glasses. I got hand sanitizer. I got Lysol.

I got Austin's favorite stuffed animal for luck. Mufasa from the Lion King. I took Mufasa up there, motherfucker. So I walk in this compound. It's a dope ass space. I walk in. I open the door. And there's four white dudes in there with no mask on.

Just casual? Yo. Just chilling? Maskless. Like, not a mask. And you know the last month, there's nowhere you're going to go in California where you're going to see four people together that don't have masks. The homeless niggas got dirty masks. They making masks out of

their dirty tits. I saw a nigga with a dirty ass, snotted up, ketchup, mustard mask, but he was masked up. So I walked in here, them niggas ain't had no mask, and I felt like I was in Goodfellas. When that motherfucker walked in, he said, fuck.

I was like, these white people about to kill me. These niggas goddamn fucking. I just, and they all had beards and shit. So they looked like, you know, like, like they look like they fucking like bow hunting, eat elk and shit. They all big, look like MMA niggas up in there. Right. About a London werewolf shit. I walked in on these

motherfuckers they had no mask i was like oh i did like this i said oh i did like this i said oh these niggas jumped me right and then i said oh i was like white boys don't give a i said they i said i said y'all on some corona right y'all on some fuck Corona shit, right? Y'all on some six feet, fuck Corona shit. They said, no, we all been tested. And we negative. They said that. Then he said, you been tested? I said, no, them niggas backed up on me. They was like, oh, what the fuck, yo?

They was looking like, they was like this, who let this motherfucker Corona nigga? They looked at me like, man, we ain't gonna let a nigga give us Corona nigga. I ain't gonna like. It was like a white chick dating a black dude. Don't tell dad the goddamn nigga gave me Corona. I thought I was stupid. Goddamn Corona nigga lover. You goddamn, not only he's a nigga lover, he's a Corona nigga lover. Goddamn Corona nigger lover You goddamn Not only he's a nigger lover He's a Corona nigger lover

Goddamn Corona nigger lover You can't explain that to your dad Right So they jump back I jump back right And then I'm like oh shit I'm like nah nigga I ain't got no motherfucking Corona test

Nigga I'm prepared though You know what I mean I wasn't being disrespectful to Corona I just was like I don't know but I ain't trying to if I do I ain't trying to give to y'all and I ain't trying to

you know I'm doing the Corona shit so Joe come in this nigga happy as shit right this nigga fucking this that glistening black dude

I was telling you about he was basically this nigga he's the only white dude that head shine like a a black nigga head. Right?

Little t-shirt on, smell like some new cologne and shit. He walk in, he say, what's up? You ready? I was like, yeah. And then he said, I'm looking around, I was like, yo, I'm like this. I said, niggas ain't got no mask down around here. Nigga was popping, right?

He was like, they've been tested. He said, you've been tested, right? This nigga ain't got no mask. This nigga just straight-faced it. His face is in my face. He raw. All these niggas' faces is going raw. Yo, they had the raw face.

Them niggas was raw. That was just like Dick just out Right Raw Right He said You been tested right I said

Nah he said What He said you been tested I thought you been tested You texted me You said you been tested I said I ain't tell you

You told me that I'm gonna get tested I'm trying to get a test Nigga but I ain't tell you I was tested Yeah You know You said yes right so he

said you said he said he did like this I'll show you you told me he's like this everything felt strong after that he's like he's got flames like this fuck you took like like motherfucker we talked about a text He like this We just talked about the text right Everything is like just So he get the text he like this Look right here It says it right there He said I said

Corona negative Corona negative And you said yes Corona negative I said no I said YAS Why you don't know how to use yas I said yas like if you find somebody negative you like this yas negative yas God you know that's what the yas I meant he thought it was yes but no e nowhere the nigga wear glasses too right he did like this right and he said oh shit You wanna get tipped I said hell yeah

So now We do the show But we six feet We six feet apart Whatever like We ain't really Taking no chances Like hugging

Or no shit like that We six feet the same way You know The same way You and I We're the same way You know what I'm saying Rule a nigga

You rule a nigga Right So we six feet So we cool But it's still on the mind It's just me Sitting here with Corona You ain't rule or niggas. You rule or niggas. Right? So we six feet. So we cool. But it's still on the mind. It's just me sitting here with Corona for three hours. Right.

So we got, we got, so we already like two hours and 50 minutes in. 10 minutes. You got to cough? Come on, your face, you was like this yo man let me tell y'all listen man we can't go the rest of our lives without fucking coughing bruh cough bitch just cover your mouth just cover your mouth the cough don't mean shit these niggas think oh that nigga that nigga Rona. That nigga Rona. That nigga Rona. Oh, my God. So, listen, man.

Let it out. Get it out, man. Cough on these niggas. Fuck that cough. Man, go ahead. Be quiet. Go ahead. Cough, cough, cough, cough.

Cough one time. Yo, shout out to y'all niggas out there. If you're scared to cough, it's okay to cough around people, man. Cover your mouth. It don't mean you got to Rona. Drop it on them. I'm good. You good?

Yeah. But that's how it is now, nigga. I'm so scared because you been giving me the eye. Yo, I held. I was up there, right? Ain't never day. I held the cough until I went outside. I was like, did they say next? I said.

They came back. I went outside I was like did they say next I said yo do you do this now you want press people do you hold your breath so listen okay back to Joe so I'm in there we have having a conversation. He was like, you ain't been testing? And he's like, okay, we're going to test you. I was like, all right, nigga. Right? So, we do the show, two hours and 50 minutes, 10 minutes left. I'm like getting worn out now.

And he was like, he was like this. You're going to stay, right? Was it your shot? Yo, man, Joe Rogan today. This nigga had me do a Corona test, a Corona test while I was, a Corona test at his facility, at his facility. You have to, first off, you have to get a Corona test before you go on the show. And I just came back negative. Right, son? Not today, Corona.

I'm like, aw, nigga, what you trying to say? I'm rolling with y'all, niggas. He like this, you gonna stay, right? I was like, yeah. Because I was like this. When I think about getting tested, to be honest, you don't know where to start. And even on this show, I explained to him, the thing about getting tested, to be honest, you don't know where to start. And even on his show,

I explained to him, the thing about that show, it was all about what's the new normal. And everything that he was preparing, that that's going to be the new normal. If you have a production or whatever, get tested, it's going to be,

it's precautions for you and the other person. Right? So he was like you're gonna stay i was like hell yeah but i was telling him on the show i said i don't even know where to get a test yeah one of my friends whose wife's a cop they don't know where to get a test you know what i'm saying like i was like where do you where do you go get tested because your local your local okay hear me out Hear me out This is the part People don't understand Like

There is places To get tested There are places To get tested People were talking Shit about How dare you Use all those

Tests on your guests Like Like we ain't They don't supposed To give a fuck about us Right You know what I'm saying They feel as though

Because you're a celebrity That you Are taking advantage Yeah but the thing Me being a celebrity I didn't know Where to get a test mm-hmm because for the average person when you think about a test you like this how you gonna get tested this is when they tell you to get tested this is when they tell you to get

tested when you have a certain level of symptoms yes and that's what the part where where where the gray area is okay I know you tell me yeah I want to get tested okay how do you feel you feel great I know you're talking about, yeah, I want to get tested. Okay, how do you feel? You feel great? I know you could be, they say you could be a carrier. But you feel great. That's why on the antibody test, if you take the antibody test and you test positive to the antibodies, it ain't like, oh, my God, I'm going to call my aunt. I ain't never come home.

That's not what it's saying. It's saying that the antibodies, this is what I know, or the information I gather, that at some point it's been in your system. Right. So that means if at some point, if you're feeling good right now, and at some point it's been in your system, that means that your body was strong enough to feed it off. Right.

Or building a defense mechanism against it. Right. That test is different from the diagnostic test. Got it, yeah. You know what I'm saying? And antibodies, like the first thing we're programmed to think like oh that nigga just

we don't know what people tested positive for oh yeah they tested positive for corona was it diagnosis or the antibodies the antibodies don't like a lot of people getting tested they testing positive for the antibodies but they living a normal life they taking precautions but that's not what you hear but it doesn't confirm that you can't get it again tested they test them positive for the antibodies but they live in a normal life right they're

taking precautions but that's not what you hear when it doesn't confirm that you can't get it again that's what i'm saying i understand that 100 it doesn't you know i'm saying but it's not the ultimate ultimate uh death sentence that's what i'm saying you know i'm saying but that's not what you hear they test all that okay what the antibodies i know five people that have lived through it right know some other people that haven't fred the godson he didn't and as much as we're talking about the corovico v19 or whatever we still have to understand somebody tried to hit me oh he was talking about the COVID-19 or whatever, we still have to understand, somebody tried to hit me.

Oh, he was talking about Freda Gossett. What I'm saying is, the thing about this life, motherfuckers got to do some change. I'm not, we can make an argument. Well, in the black community, we can't get so-and-so. We can't get this.

And we can do all that shit. But we also could say, we could do something and we could have change in our life where we tried to limit the chances of getting sick. Like what type of changes? Health. Diet. You know what I mean? That's what people want to dismiss.

That's a big part of it. And I know that this disease doesn't pick anybody. It could be healthy or whatever. I understand that. But what we should be thinking about is how do I just want to do something better for my life? You know what I'm saying? I'm not sitting up here as the picture-perfect example of health

or right decisions, but I'm thinking differently you know and that's what when me and Joe talked about it he was like what when we when we took the test so now it's crazy because I'm the first untested guest on this show and while we're period yeah period oh wow I slipped through the cracks I slipped through the cracks and it's so the cracks. And it's so funny. A black dude slipped through the cracks. It's like, oh, this nigga. We was corona free until this nigga showed up. Listen.

So after we're waiting, the show's over. We're waiting for the doctor to show up. And now they get this. So when you guys were in there, the health department came through. Right? 12 o'clock that night, they had a different mandate in regard to if you're a business, how you have to operate. You know what I mean? Just came out that day.

And with that, they got health niggas just jumping out on niggas. Bad boys, bad corona. What you going to do? What you going to do when the corona come for you? They got niggas jumping out like, how many niggas in here? Where your mask at? They got that. Right.

So, but Joe and them, they, business was corona free because they'd been tested. So it wasn't like they was like corona-speak-easy. You know what I'm saying? And we taught them in the podcast. They were doing what the new normal is going to be. We have limited staff, get tested. You know? So they going in.

And Joe is a person that does not believe in editing a podcast or scrapping a podcast. Okay. It's shit. He don't answer to a network. He don't answer to him and consult with Jamie and other people, you know. And the funny shit was them niggas explained to the show all the niggas were standing up all strong mma like talking to each other they was all like this right they all got shirts like this right they all in there they just stand like this so what's going on what do you

think they like this so yeah they was thinking like you look stronger by the way i told you what you've been stuff. What you been doing? I mean, you know, bang, bang, you're eating right. Pow, and he's old. Let me get sexy. So they, like, they have this sitting down. The dilemma is,

did they break any rules or anything? Right, break any rules or were they abusive or whatever? And they was nervous. For a second, the reason why they're nervous is like, that nigga, his channel going down is different from my channel going down. You know, my channel going down, nigga, I can't buy a bag of weed.

You know what I'm saying? That nigga's channel going down, it's like millions. Like, you don't roll a dice certain ways. But just when I respect the bone of this nigga, his sense of integrity, like, what I stand for, what I stand for, what I stand for. The nigga was shooting pool. You know, and I thought it was about to be another murder.

You know, a motherfucker starts shooting pool to distract himself. He's like, look at me like, Donnie, you play nine ball? That's how the Italians bump for it. So all this is happening within what time span? Right after like three hours. So he went from a non-tested nigga, right? A non-tested nigga in a non-tested nigga and he literally had figured to be speaking right to health department came in like oh my god did we break

any laws did we do anything wrong you know we got to do the podcast and then the day was already asking me they was already asking me we just spoke three hours they was like donnell can you come back tomorrow i'm like wow i was like yeah i could come back tomorrow? I'm like, fuck! Nigga, I was like, yeah, I could come back tomorrow, but we had so much gold, we had so much what I thought was gold on that joint. I was like,

man, yeah, I'll come back, but we're going to talk about some other shit. And then Joe was like, he said, this could fucking

take us down. Damn. Yo. Like seriously? Yeah. He was like this. i saw his eyes like can we go down can this take us down right and this was my thought i was like you didn't break any rules you know even me as a guest when i came in here, I said, there's a camera right there. They saw me come in with a mask, with gloves.

They saw me the whole time. They saw me go into the studio like that. It's not like I was saying, sneak up in here. We don't know if we got Corona now. And you established a joint where you protect the safety of your business and your guest with a test. Didn't even know they was going to run it. I was like, I just want to say this.

If anything, I don't want the word to be that Ashy Larry took down, interrupted the entire Joe Rogan experience, right? I was like, I don't have a problem coming back.

He was like, cool, all right. And then he was like, we might have to scrap it. I was like, fuck. I'm trying to sell these candles. And then after a while, they thought about it. I was like, watch it. I was like, fuck. I'm trying to sell these candles. And then after a while, they thought about it. I was like, watch it. I was like, because everything that we talked about on the show was this situation going on right now.

What do you do? As Joe Rogan would say, what do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do for the people that want to come to work? What do we do? What do to work? What do we do? What do we put money here? Can we put money into?

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? We put the money into the antibody test. What do we do? Ostriches have three balls. What do we do? What do we do?

Did you know that a seahorse can have a baby? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? Did you know that a seahorse can have a baby? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? So how did it feel, though, when you found out your results from the test? I was very happy. Oh, did they stick the, what did they do? That's diagnostic.

They do the prick. They do blood to check the antibodies. Okay, okay, okay. You know what I'm saying? And when I found out, you know, you try to do like 10 minutes. Nigga, that was the longest push game I ever played. But I'm not fucked up because I don't feel fucked up. You know, the doctor said straight up, if you test positive for the antibodies, it's not in all.

But Joe asked me, he said, was you afraid? I said, nah. I said, because I didn't feel fucked up. And me not feeling fucked up, I was like, whatever I'm doing, like, i didn't feel up and me not feeling i was like whatever um i'm doing like i didn't feel up so whatever's if i tested positive whatever's going on is uh i'm fighting it or beat it up i was ready to get up after that nigga yo i was like this yo i. I was trying to Tito. But look, I'm trying to celebrate.

Them niggas don't want to celebrate because they don't know if they're going to get shut down, right? So I'm like, ain't nobody want to celebrate my negative corona? I'm like, nah, we good, right? Then it's still like, what are we going to do, right? The tension must have been so high. Yo, it was tension. I'm happy as shit. I'm like this.

Whoa. I'm like, corona, free on these bitches. Corona, free on these. this. Whoa. I'm like, Corona, Freone's bitches. Corona, Freone's. Yeah. Whoa. You hit that low. Yo, I was like, whoa. Yes.

That was so funny. Nobody wanted to celebrate with me, right? I had to beg a nigga for a hug. This one dude said, come on, I'll hug you. Because I ain't hugging nobody. I was like, come on, I'll hug you. I was like, fuck, no homo. Let me get one. But I ain't hugging nobody. I was like, come on, I'll hug you. I was like, fuck, no homo. Let me get one.

But I didn't feel fucked up. But this is a thing, too. For that moment, it would give you, this is what people are going to get, a level of confidence or whatever for that moment. But then what I said to myself was like, well, at least whatever I'm doing I know how not to get corona right I know how not to get it but at the same time you

can't be so comfortable that you don't take precautions anymore because in that moment somebody I'm corona free like oh you go and shake a nigga hand like I just tested just yesterday I tested fucking negative, you did positive me. You know? Positive me. Yeah.

But it just make, it was, it felt good. And it felt good for him and his show. Cause I'm like, man,

that's a motherfucking cash cow. You know? And then if motherfuckers thought I RZA, niggas thought I ruined RZA's podcast. Oh, you'd be done. They would've dragged you.

For miles. Yo, can you imagine that shit? You fucking ruined Donnell just, oh my God, why the fuck do they keep having him on shows? He just ruined RZA's podcast and ruined Joe's podcast. Joe, you should have known.

It was funny, man. But I just wanted to say, for anyone living in L.A. County, just so they know, if you want to get tested, you go to COVID19.LACounty.gov slash testing, and you can find find if you're eligible and if you're feeling any sort of symptoms you can find a place near your address

where you live too and even the case with Joe people are upset because he has a doctor that administers these tests but they're not Joe you gotta come off I don't know. I don't know.

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I want a lighter pussy. Oh, oh my God. Really? Should I burn it? Should we burn it? Yes, we should. And it comes with little... Can you give it to me?

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let's go so it it has a floral scent also a sense of sweetness. So it's a mixture of a generous mixture of sweet and floral. I see a strawberry in here. I see raspberries. Oh, yeah. So it's fruity. It's sweet and floral. It's fruity. but what about the nuts? Does it have a nut? Nuts not included, baby. Nuts not included, but that's right. If you had Erykah Badu pussy, I'm sure that you would include the nuts. All right. Thank you so much. Thank you. What? I gave her some pussy in a bag, ladies and gentlemen.

This is awesome. I want to shout out my man Get Right. Yeah. Yo, man, I love Get Right. Good Light is a good right. Get Right. Fucking Get Right is a fucking angel. I love Get Right.

I guess this podcast was about another podcast. Yeah, it's your experience. Your experience. And it's a experience. Your experience. It's a rough time. You know what? See, every single time, Donnell. I'm sorry.

Every single time. All right, go ahead. Finish the story. Well, now you're on your phone. I'm on my phone because I got to call somebody and let them know how I felt when I didn't have that antibody. I was talking about that time when I had a lot of hair. You feel me?

I had a lot of hair. I got older. I didn't want it, so I had to use that shit called Nair. You know Nair is hair remover for your head. I knew these bitches were going to laugh at me. I was like oh my

career as a comedy comedian genius is dead. Bomb. Everybody is quarantined and they all alone. I'm about to call my mother and see if I can get her on the phone. Hmm. To ask her why she let my head, why she let them do that to my head in the hospital.

That might be the riddle for diddle. Whoa! Where you at, ma? Hello? Hey, what's up, ma? This is your son. Not much. What you doing? Hello? Hey, what's up, Ma? This is your son. Not much. What you doing?

Hello? Can you hear me? Ma. Yes? Alright, listen. You're on my show. Don't try. You ain't gotta put no... Oh, God. You pretty faint, though. You ain't gotta put no lipstick or nothing on, Ma. Oh, God have mercy. God have mercy

on me. No, let me explain mom oh jesus why jesus got nothing to do with this question i'm about to ask you ma all right okay okay i was talking about because i'm letting my hair grow i'm gonna get dreads right and it doesn't and my phone's gonna go out your phone not gonna go out mom listen i'm growing dreads right you saw y'all know said your son is growing his hair back out right and people are laughing at me because the middle don't really grow in like it's supposed to right okay okay i said mom listen can you hear me yes i said i'm growing my hair out i'm getting dreads right and the time the top ain't really growing doing what I wanted to do this thank you mom only only a mom can say that only a monk said so and I told him Javan to say hi J, ma. So I told him, she asked me when I started losing my hair.

And I told her what age I'd cut it off. And I said I was afraid to cut my hair because I was an incubator baby. Right? I stayed in the hospital sometime after you left. And those nurses didn't turn my head. They sure did not. That's the truth. Yeah, why you let them do that, ma?

I wasn't there, I wasn't there I was at home and you was in the damn hospital How you leave me in the hospital, ma? I couldn't, I couldn't stay there I come visit you, but I couldn't stay there Why you God, Jesus Ma, I ain't holding against you

Why you ain't just stay up there with me, ma? Why you leave me in there with another I, I, oh jesus i was so damn young yo mom so you just you just left me you just left me no no no don't do that don't do that how long did i stay mom how long did i stay god you stayed two weeks and then and you left and you see that you just see the back of my head right head right but they wouldn't you know back then they didn't let you pick and do all that with your baby they kept you separate and junk

oh man so you know and I was dumb and stupid that's what I was I was so mad you and why you let them do that to me mom you let him do that to me, ma? Don't you do that to me. Don't you do that to me. You let him do that to me, ma. I didn't let them. You didn't stop him.

I can't believe it. You was young. I'm never going to say you was dumb. You was young. I was 17. Good God almighty. When I went in there, I thought I was going believe it. You was young. I'm never going to say you was dumb. You was young. I was 17. Good God almighty. When I went in there, I thought I was going to die. Oh, my God.

Them women in there. Them women in there. Oh, my Lord. I thought I was going to die. And then the nurse said, I don't know why them women hollering like that. This is a 56 child. I said, oh, God. I'm not going to die now.

Oh Jesus. I knew I was going to die. Oh, my head was that big. Oh. No, no. I was scared. Everybody was scared. I thought I was going to die. I'm so

happy that you was young and dumb and you gave me life, ma and I love you. I'm still happy that you was young and dumb and you gave me life, Ma, and I love you. I'm still beef with you because whenever I think about how crooked my head is in the back. Oh, God have mercy. When you come home, I tried to straighten it out. Hey, Ma.

I was rubbing and rubbing. I tried to straighten it. I didn't even let you lay down on that side. I was trying to scrape it out. All right, mom, listen. Did you wear a helmet? Ask if you wore a helmet. Did I wear a helmet?

Oh, Lord have mercy. I had a helmet, mom. No, you ain't had no helmet. Okay. All right, mom, listen. Hey, mom. Mom. What?

People know you as you just said. You come. Oh, my God. You embarrassing me like this. I'm not embarrassing you just said. You come, oh my God, you have bars for me like this. I'm not embarrassed of you, but Mom, everybody now knows your energy. You sing, you rap, you do whatever you dance, God get into you. You know what I'm saying? If you was a rapper, Mom, and you had to rap about me, what would you say?

Oh, God. A rap. Bars. Lord Jesus. Please look down on this child of yours. He's coming for you, God. He's coming. He's going to listen, though.

Take my wildest, Lord. Yes, he does. Hm, hm, hm. He gonna listen though, take my while, but Lord, yes he does. He get it, he get it. After a while, by and by. He get it, he get it. Those are cool, Paul Force! You think I know nothing about that? I love you, Mom. I love you too boy Oh my god

That's my son That's my son That's my son That's my son I love you mom Bye Love you, boy. All right.

Keep on doing what you're doing. No choice. Get right. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you. Love you. Love you, too.

Aw, your mom is so sweet. The show's over. Yo. When I tell y'all my God is a good God. Look at God. Yo, what y'all don't know is get right out there. Get right. We gonna close it like this. I'm getting right. Y'all playing games out here in this street.

Y'all playing games out here in this goddamn street. What are y'all talking about? Ain't no fucking thing. There's no goddamn excuses. 65 and doing shit like the rock. Y'all want to know why they call him get right? I'm getting right. Because my man motherfucking getting right. Thank you.