Donnell - Gobble Til You Wobble!

Episode Date: November 29, 2020

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Hi Donnie Rollins, live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. Yes! Yes! I feel so bright, I got a... I got a... Excuse me, we're starting the show. Okay. Yo, when did nobody

gonna be professional? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Don Errol Show. I'm feeling bright because I got a bright orange shirt on. And whether you know it or not, it makes my skin pop. I feel sexy. I feel hydrated. And I feel like saying thank you for some reason.

If you're listening to this right now, then it is Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for my daughter, Javanta Roberts. We never leaked that twerk video, but it's coming soon. Might be a New Year's Eve joint. I'm in a good mood.

Hopefully, you're in a good mood. Hopefully, you're eating some good food hopefully your aunt isn't being rude and hopefully you're sitting behind that table sharing those motherfucking stories those roasting stories those roasting stories

shout out to Manscaped if you want to get your balls right make sure you go to manscape and if you want to get free delivery and 20 off of your bill use the promo code ashy manscape will get your balls right Right? Yo, we talked about it on an episode. How important, are there like, do dudes walk around with like musty balls? Oh, absolutely. I think most guys don't even realize how musty. Well, I just try to air my balls. I just try to air my balls all under the table.

Just now. I just tried to air my balls out under the table. Guilty! Son, I didn't even think about it until Manscaped came along, right? But as soon as you said that, I tried to air them out. I was like, just get lost. It gets rough. You know it gets rough down there. I never smelled my balls. You don't smell your balls?

Who smells their own balls? You smell your balls and then you go to wash them off. I never smell my balls. You don't smell your balls Who smells their own balls you smell your balls, and then you go to why I don't smell balls You don't like you don't smell your own scent. I know smell your own balls. So you're saying you're What do you think people do they put their hand down their pants rub their balls seen men do that If you body get it poppin, then you know you got a you know, I'm saying it make it would make sense You know I'm saying no check and then yeah, like why but you ain't got a smelly You know like your balls been out all day. I bought it get some as big as well. Wash them up Oh, this is Jamie flag. Jamie has wet wipes. I don't know. What do you know? Jamie's company. So we have a sponsor for this show. Hello.

We got ball wipes. We got ball wipes. Oh, I didn't know that was ball. OK, cut this out. Cut this out. We didn't say no. You know, people got ball wipe. People got ball wipe commercials. What I'm saying is I don't think you need to like, like to have ball deodorant. Absolutely. I think that's excessive.

No, that is refreshing for someone like me. Yeah, but when would you smell balls though when you're about to get it popping, right? Right. So just take a shower. But some guy, in the heat of the moment, let's say you went out on a date, right? And maybe he didn't shower before.

You didn't fuck outside? No, that's not what I'm saying. You showered before the date, and then you had the date, and maybe you were a little sweaty. And then you get home, and then you're about to get it popping, and you just need a little refresher. A ball wipe would do. Especially if you're clean, but you just kind of have it in for a month. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. But the ball, I didn't know they had wipes. That's a washcloth. You got a ball wipe would do. Especially if you're like clean, but you just kind of like have a hint of mud.

I didn't know they had wipes. That's a washcloth. You got a ball rag. Yeah, but that ball rag probably stinks. No, I'm just saying that ball rag is your face rag in the morning. I didn't get that pussy rag a couple times, bitch. You ain't tell me which one. Yours is the blue.

Alright, okay. pussy rag a couple times bitch you ain't tell me which one yours is the blue no all right okay you don't i know i do know i know there's some chicks that got a rag did they wipe their pussy wood wash it with man i'm not arguing with you man i know i know bitches and wash their pussy that's all i'm saying white bitches, you don't think they got a rag? Wet-ass pussy got mad rags. I'm just saying, I feel like I just didn't, you know, there is a place for some wipes, you know. But I would prefer to go take a shower and get fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh. True. In the event that you can't, it's always good to have a backup.

I mean, not at home, nigga. I mean, that's not like something I could take to the river. I could take them damn ball wipes to the river. I'm not going to take them to a high-rise downtown. There's a shower there. Take it to the river. That's like if you're hiking, you're hunting, take it to you need a ball wipe on the river.

You don't need no ball wipe. And I'm assuming you can use it like in a porta potty or if you're in a public bathroom. It's like a baby wipe, right? It's a ball wipe. Specifically for the balls? Yeah, that's what I was trying to say. I didn't know the product was.

I thought you used something else close to it, but there's specific. It's ball wipes. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, that's. Ball wipes. We appreciate it. I appreciate a shower. I mean me. We appreciate both. We appreciate the sponsor I appreciate a shower. I mean, me.

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Make sure to like and subscribe. Derry is going to fucking just shit on the move real quick, y'all. Everybody ready? Let's go. Thanksgiving. What is Thanksgiving? Thanksgiving is going to be weird. If you're listening to this podcast, it's Thanksgiving,

or maybe before Thanksgiving, if you haven't already got your tickets to come see me at the RFK Stadium for the ninth or the tenth annual thanksgiving day weekend that pretty much has been my weekend for the last nine years we were able to continue it at rfk state if it's a dc it's a homecoming so if y'all haven't already got tickets if they're not already sold make sure you i feel like i'm gonna really have to get the tickets you make sure you get those tickets yeah where do they do they get them? DonnellRawlings.com? They can get them at DC Improv. I'll probably have the link.

DonnellRawlings.com, ParkUp.com. But if you just Google Donnell Rawlings RFK Stadium, it should come up. And I was so nervous about losing that tradition of performing in DC on Thanksgiving because that weekend was always a good weekend for me because I got to see my family. I got to tell jokes. I got to eat, and I got to see my family. I got to tell jokes. I got to eat and I got to be around people I grew up with and everything. I was afraid I wasn't going to keep it going anymore.

If I didn't keep that going, almost the whole Thanksgiving They're trying to kill Thanksgiving this year. Yeah. They're trying to kill Thanksgiving this year. Yeah. I know. They're trying to kill. Niggas are saying,

there ain't no such thing as a black Thanksgiving with five people. Or ten. Not happening. There's no such thing. So you say, who's having a family? Who's having it? The Johnsons? That's 30 plus.

Yeah, we have over 100 people because my mom does like a family reunion and we have over 100 people at our Thanksgiving. Yeah? What's your... My grandma, all of her siblings, my grandma has 11 siblings. Is it a grandma that like me? No, it's the one...

Yo! Her whole family Fuck with me No my mom My mom's mom No no Javante Yo Javante The whole family

All the bitches On your family side Yo all Every last one of them bitches Fuck with me Yo Javante Oh my god So the last episode

When he was talking about My mom My mom was like Be honest Do I have a fat ass? She did, that's my girl. She said, be honest. I was like, you know you got a fat ass. You know you got a fat ass.

So what do they, and I love your family, but you can say what you want, they all fuck with me. They all, all of them. They do, they do. Even the Rakim looking uncle tony uncle this look just like i come to move the crowd sir this yo soon as you see him you just start doing paid in full sir soon as i saw his family i was like figure but we gonna put a picture up i guarantee you uncle tony thinking of a master plan. His birthday was the other day. Happy birthday, Uncle Tony.

I fuck with your family. So what are they going to do now? They going to do... I'm so zoomed out on holidays. Yeah, I'm not sure what's going to happen. I know the older ones, my grands and great grands, they won't be a part of it. So I won't be there. Where you going?

Oh! It's right here. Oh! I'm staying Maggie just peed everybody Maggie peed she gonna be alright though she'll let her smell that shit so she know where to pee but it's gonna be interesting interesting because that was one out of, like, the holidays I liked when I was growing up, I liked Thanksgiving because it's like, for the most part, our religious fuck with Thanksgiving in some capacity. When you were a kid, where would you do Thanksgiving?

Was it your house? At my grandmother's house. Your grandmother's house. And I used to let her go to my grandmother's house because my grandma's house was like, it was a Baptist house, right? What's that? What's that mean? It's a religion.

What is Baptist? No, I mean, but what does that mean? It was really church mall for us. Oh, okay. Yeah. Salvation Army niggas. What are those niggas? Salvation Army?

Well, that's Baptist, right? I believe so. Is it? Yeah, but we used to go to Salvation Army summer Well, that's Baptist, right? I believe so. Is it? Yeah, but we used to go to Salvation Army summer camp, so I know it was in South. Whatever them Salvation Army niggas are, that's what it was. Right? But the thing that I liked, it was the one time, like,

everybody got together. And everybody got together. Everybody prayed together. And we was like, damn, Grandma, your prayers be long as shit. There was so many people. I was like, oh, man. Is that who you learned to cook from? What, my grandma?

No, I didn't learn to cook from my grandma. But I was kind of inspired by the idea that she always was in the kitchen cooking something. And whatever she cooked, that shit was fire. And whatever she cooked, it was the best shit that I ever had in my life. My mother was fucking with that goddamn Muslim diet. I was like, man, I'm trying to eat these chew sticks and all this shit, man.

Yo, them chew sticks, them niggas, them Muslim niggas. Yeah, them sticks and all that shit. Great northern beans and all that wacky hard-ass brown sugar-ass Muslim shit. I hated being a Muslim, son. I was like, Mom, why you following this nigga? He locked up with being a Muslim.

See if he Muslim when he get out. You so Muslim, see if you can Muslim when you get out. Anybody can Muslim in the joint. You try to keep somebody off your ass, nigga, I Muslim in the up. Oh, you were doing that when you were a kid? Yeah, that was my father's nation. Oh, you were doing that when you were a kid? Yeah, that was my father's nation. Yep. And so to get away from that and to be around some motherfuckers that ate whatever the fuck they wanted to eat.

Right. Oh, man, it was so dope. And then it was like all my uncles, uncles and my aunts, everybody in my family is funny. And it was a time when everybody got together. You know that Thanksgiving table. It's just nothing but a roast session. And I used to sit at that table. I used to sit at that table.

And this is how it felt, me sitting at that table. I couldn't get in no conversation. Them motherfuckers had jokes on me. They had jokes on me. They had jokes on me. And then as things started working, like me being in a career,ers had jokes on me. They had jokes on me. They had jokes on me. And then as things started working like me during the career, I had jokes. I had jokes back. I remember one time I was so proud.

I wanted them to be proud of me. It was a Thanksgiving. And I had got an article in Playboy magazine, one of them. It was in the middle of the magazine. I was excited. I was in the middle of the magazine. I was excited. I was in a publication, right? I forgot what magazine that was in.

Oh, and you brought it to the... I showed it to my grandfather. Yo, that nigga didn't want to look at my article. He was like, I'm right here. He was like, okay, all right. He didn't even see my page. And they was looking at me like, this nasty-ass boy. Boy, that heathen-ass magazine here. And I didn't think about nothing about titties, pussy, nothing.

All I said was I was in it. I should have cut it out. But then they wouldn't have known I was in the magazine. But I'm telling you, those times, like Thanksgiving, just being there, that's probably one of the toughest parts about this whole pandemic thing, is not being able to get with your family as freely as you want to. You know, you thought it was tough

planning a Thanksgiving dinner. Try planning a COVID-free Thanksgiving dinner. Because there's going to be one uncle and you'll be like, everybody can come to him. He got his papers. He probably copied them papers from somewhere. Yeah, the streets. So, I don't even know

where I'm going to be. Yeah, where are you going to be? You're staying here, David? Yeah, definitely. I'm staying here. You're staying here, David? Yeah. I'm staying here. You're staying in L.A.? Yeah, I know. Because I'm already going back home.

I don't want to go back home twice. It's a lot. I might go to Yellow Spring. I might be in Yellow Spring. Yeah. What? You wouldn't go? To Yellow Spring. The only thing is I don't want to feel cold right now

It's cold as shit out there Alright let me tell you something This will separate This will separate the real river niggas From the fake ass Call me a fake river nigga Let me tell you something This is what separates the real river niggas

From the motherfucking Bro real ribbon niggas from the motherfucking brochure ribbon niggas and Shorts you want to be in a bathing suit? Yep. You know I'm saying you want to put sunblock on You don't want to embrace the river river Right you never was a real river I'm just saying like why would you want to be in negative? cold is it how cold is it over there it's like 30 degrees here's the thing yeah it's like 30 okay cold all right i got scoliosis my back yeah but my bone you know what it's so it's interesting because being in la for so long i

know it can spoil you and shit you know it'll spoil you like one of my friends he's supposed to have a surprise party for somebody they They were going to eat oysters outside. And they postponed the oyster dinner because it was 60 degrees out. They were like, it's too cold. Right? Do you know what that means in New York? They would have had to bathe in soup and eat them goddamn oysters. But I just, I don't know.

It was something about over the summer getting in touch with nature and stuff. I felt like I could appreciate like four seasons. You know, think about it. This is my thought. I know you cold. But think about you being out in the chill, right? And you go to a motherfucking nice crib with a motherfucking, with a fireplace.

And when the last time you felt toasty? Niggas don't feel toasty in LA. Nah. You feel hot or warm. I'm talking about toasty. Yeah. Toasty, nigga. When you pull out the Snuggie and the Slanket.

What? Snuggie and a Slanket. Oh, Slanket. Slanket. I know a Snuggie. What's a Slanket? A Slanket is the original Snuggie, nigga. Oh, never heard of it.

Oh, nigga. Don't do it. Let me tell you this story. It's like a robe that you. Let me explain. This is the story. This is the honest to God truth. When I used to live in New York City, Gary Craig, I'm going to shout him out now.

When I used to live in New York City, I used to do a comedy night at this place called Miriam Square, right? Carl was there. Murph was there. Emily was there. It was our crew. It was a little Irish bar. We used to do comedy there.

And we had a fucking good ass thing going on. And the neighbor, up in Eastside, the neighborhood supported it. And it was this young white dude. He was like, he was one of you niggas. Like a border Tony Hawk nigga. You know what I'm saying? I ain't being insulted.

Like- Yeah, skateboarder. Skateboarder, like, you know what I mean? Yeah. Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. Yeah, but like, you're border motherfuckers. You're a board.

Like, if it got a board, like, it could be snowboarder. You're a board. Surfboard. Boarder. Snowboarder, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're one of them niggas. He was.

Right. And he was a nice looking dude. Looked like Tom Cruise, motherfucker, right? Right. And like, bitches used to be on him and shit. they got a forehead ahead they were just prime and um and he was a rapper he was rapping on a low right Marky Mark rapper or like he had lyrics he had he had lyrics but then he could freestyle really good and did a thing about I liked about him that he always challenged himself.

When we was doing this night, I was like, man, we should just every fucking show, you start off with a freestyle and start a show. And he started getting into it. He became a favorite. What was his MC name? You remember?

Gary. MC Gary. Yeah, I think that's what we called him. Okay. But anytime you want to try to start to flow the conversation again, you can do it again. So, listen. So, he became popular and everything.

And he used to have these ideas. These ideas used to always flow through his head. And he came up with this idea to have a blanket with sleeves in it. It's a simple idea. You can have a blanket on you one day and be like, you know what? It was a simple idea. How about a blanket with sleeves on it?

Right? His mother used to knit or whatever. His mother did a prototype. His brother loaned him $10,000. Right? And the shit blew up. He became a millionaire. But here's the fucked up thing. He was the original

guy. He's the original Snuggie. What they did was they knew he was a small company and they just renamed it. They had a bigger platform. They could be, like he was hustling his through like Joan Rivers QVC shit.

You know what I mean? He was getting it out, but they just said, what if we put millions of dollars behind this? We could make this a brand that's a household name. Unfortunately, Snuggie became a household name, but Slanket is the original part of it. Wow. But the thing I respect about his life

is that he started doing philanthropy-type shit. He started going to different countries. He probably fucking bitches in every continent. But it was just a great story to see somebody that takes an idea, an idea, and that shit manifests into something dope. Slank it.

I know you're going to Google it because you don't believe shit I say. No, I believe you. I've heard of Snuggie but I never heard of Slank. And I'll just put it like this. And if you never heard of... The thing to that, the bars of that you would have never heard of

Snuggie if there wasn't a Slinket. Exactly. You know? I'm going to miss that part of Thanksgiving. But I'm excited to perform in RFK Stadium. That's where you're performing? Not inside, but on the outside. On the parking lot of RFK Stadium.

Nice. Does the football team still play there? The Washington football team? You know what? This is his humor. He's about to shine on this. I'm not. Because he's an asshole Eagles fan. They suck, too.

He tried to bait you. He tried to bait you, son. He knows. He's a football motherfucker. He's a football motherfucker. He's a football motherfucker. He knows that RFK Stadium is like where John Rigg is in the play. That's Mark Rippin, Doug Williams, and all of that type of shit. I'm not even lying.

I'm not even lying. I don't know if the team still plays there or if they got a new stadium. The Eagles, they don't play at Veterans Stadium anymore. They play at the Link. They got a new stadium. So what you're trying to say is does the Washington team have a new stadium or no we've had a new stadium before you niggas had your new stadium we all okay first off whatever old stadium you thought of back then if it's old for me nobody got those stadiums no more okay you act like we had the last black

stadium left he said what the guy the popcorn guy would do how far did he go up the stands no where y'all got everybody get new status around the same time so fucking evil ass motherfucker don't be mad at me because your team sucks my team sucks too it's no i'm not gonna be mad yo my team beat my team my team sucks so much that uh I don't give a fuck. Right. Same here. I have no. My team is like me dealing with Donald Trump. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I am not going to let these motherfuckers get me mad. All right. Keep getting me mad. I'm not going to do it. I can't do it. Let me ask you this. Did you watch the game last week? I don't watch any of the games. You haven't watched any of the games.

No, I don't watch the game. I'm not interested in buying a package. And do you know, being in L.A., I'm not going to be around that market unless they're playing like the Chargers or some shit like that. But other than that, there's not too many opportunities. And I'm definitely not going to go to a bar to be a Redskins fan right now. COVID. Like, nigga, I'd risk it if we looked like we was 8-0, nigga.

I'm like, yo, we all getting it. Hell to the Redskins, cah! We all getting that shit. But that's dope, you're playing RFK, that's huge. Yeah, I'm playing, but you know, I'm telling people, yeah, Donnell Rawlins is gonna be at RFK Stadium in the parking lot. But I'm excited about it.

Still a big parking lot. It's a big parking lot. But I'm gonna tell you, the thing that means the most to me is that I get to keep the tradition going. I literally had, and I'm going to be there in July, Birchmere Theater. That's in Alexandria. That's my home of home homes. And I had that on my books.

And then the D.C., I'm being straight. I got to keep my thumb, my shot thumb. It's still getting better, y'all. It's getting better. I can't believe you got shot. I still can't believe you're not telling the truth. I mean, by the time this episode comes out, you probably already told everyone that you were biting your nails. I wasn't.

Ain't got a hangnail. Hey, yo. Yo. And it got infected. That is a bomb. That is a bomb. That's a bomb. Donnell's finger. Okay, so the first time it happened.

Oh my God, here she goes. The first time, this is like two weeks ago. Donnell's like, I saw his thumb and I was like, damn Donnell, what's wrong with your thumb? He's like, nah, it's nothing. I was like, okay. Then he was like. Bitch, duck, dude, what's wrong with your thumb? He's like, nah, it's nothing. And I was like, okay. Then he was like. Bitch, duck, dude, what the fuck is you doing? Yo, daddy, what happened?

This is what the fuck I heard. No, this is what happened. What? No, so this is what happened. So it was like partially swollen, like, you know, like regular swollen. Right. So then he went to Texas and then came. Well, he went to the urgent care and they gave him antibiotics.

And I'm like, Donna, you cannot drink any alcohol while you're on antibiotics. I don't buy what you're talking about. I knew he probably was in Texas drinking alcohol. So, you know, the antibiotics ain't going to work. Yo. So he comes back to town. Wait a minute. He comes back to town.

What? Are you super woman? You didn't feel none of that? No, I don't feel any of it. Okay. Listen, listen. So he comes back to town. Donnell comes back to town. Are you super woman You didn't feel none of that No I don't feel any of it Okay Listen listen So he comes back to town Donnell comes back to town

And his thumb Y'all seen the episode of Martin Y'all seen the episode of Martin When his He got beat up Boxing episode Shut the fuck up That's how Donnell's thumb looked

And he came over I was like I was like Donnell you gotta got to go to the hospital. He's like, no, no. I was like, you got to go to the hospital. Like, give me your insurance card. Yo, I didn't say no, no. Yo, I didn't say no, no.

I didn't say no, no. Yes, you did. I didn't say no, no. And then he ended up in the hospital. So that's the real truth. Okay. That is the truth. All right, it's out now.

That is not the truth. She said I was biting my nails. What happened was when I got shot, it's because she came late. Don't know. We already know the truth. What happened? Just hang it up. Hang it up.

Stop biting your nails. Out had. Hang it up. Hang it up. What had stopped biting your nails? Oh, hang nail it up. That was actually funny. You want to. Why do this? No. OK, I know why you think I was biting my nails. Yeah, you were biting your nails.

I know why you think I was by my nails. Now that all makes sense to me. Why do I think you were biting your nail i know why you think i was biting my nails now that all makes sense to me why do i think you were biting your nails because when i got the um when i got shot listen man yo i listen to your story what i know why you would think that i was biting my nails because when i got shot you didn't listen to my story you shot me the whole time i was telling the story i knew what you were going to i know you what you were going to. Yeah, because that was the truth. I knew you were going to say that. I knew it. Oh, my God.

But this is what I'm trying to say. This is what I'm trying to explain to you. This is where you may have felt that way. So what happened the first time when it was partially swollen? What was that? You got halfway shot? I don't remember that. Exactly.

This is what I remember. When I got shot, it went through. Fragments was inside my. Fragments? Fragments. Right? And what you saw, and it all makes sense to me, what you saw was you saw me trying to pull the fragments out of the hole.

It's okay. And that's where you thought i was biting my nails no you were biting your nails you got a hangnail got infected and now we're here thank god you went to the hospital or else you probably would have lost a thumb oh shit dude you know how you know older men don't want to go to the older men don't want to go to the hospital they don't want to take care of themselves so i was yeah i'm glad that you did yeah but if i would have just i couldn't like i know niggas don't got that like thumb i know i know niggas that you know you ever i know niggas don't have the thumb i was wasn't ready to do that but i know niggas can make it without a phone. So I see some niggas do this shit, all type of shit.

I know the nigga Nubz from Houston. Nubz? Y'all don't know about Nubz? Who's Nubz? Yo, Nubz is his motivational speaker, right? The nigga named Nubz, right? All his whole body is Nubz. But see, you say, oh, he a motivational speaker.

This nigga play the drums, you know what I'm talking about oh yeah yeah yo this nigger nubs he plays the drums he played the thumbs that nigga be um doing this shit what's that dance yeah he'd be millie rocking and all that no he'll motivational speaking it's so funny you say oh and he don't never give you that all feeling nah he rips on the drums too. He fucking rips on the fucking drums. Look at goddamn Maggie. So, Javanta. It's unfortunate because

this is a day where we say what we're thankful for. And what I was going to say I'm thankful for. A lot of things, particularly you what I was going to say I'm thankful for. A lot of things. Particularly you. You was going to say? You trying to tell these niggas?

I was telling the truth, I know. It's a day to be thankful. Because your story was inconsistent. It's inconsistent. No one believes you. What? Everybody believes me. Who in this room believes him?

Crickets. Yo? Crickets. Yo. Crickets. It was a little hazy. The story was a bit hazy. Two guys, 48 shots, a flash. Alright, man. Niggas don't want to be man enough.

No, but tell me what else. You're thankful for me. No, I wasn't thankful for you. I was thankful for the sponsor., I wasn't thankful for you. I was thankful for the sponsor. I was thankful for Manscaped. I was thankful that there's a product out here that make your balls go from musky and rusty, from nasty to ashy to fucking refreshing. I'm thankful.

I did not know that there was a need to have a specific product for your balls. I didn't even know balls needed deodorant. I always thought they needed a wash rack. I did not know that there was a product out here that was a ball wipe. I did not know that. I mean, to be fair, they're mainly a ball trimmer. They're a ball trimmer, and I was going to get to that. See, you always stopping the flow.

I was going to get to that. I was going to get to the fact that not only are they a ball trimmer, they were the leader in ball trimming, and they stepped their game up. They got a mower 3.0 with the led light for the blind people stevie wonder could trim his balls and get them fresh with the fucking manscape electric trimmer it's true and more than that the fucking battery lasts for 90 what is it 90 minutes 90. So I don't know how big your balls are. Maybe you got a farm. Maybe you got a farm. You got to do cow balls or whatever.

Maybe you and your roommate are sharing it. I don't know. Or you just don't have to recharge. Oh, there you go. You don't have to recharge. You can use it for an extended amount of time. There you go. You don't even have to count your balls. Your balls, I'm shaves. You can't be like, yo, this one's 14. It's no good. You be like this.

I got fucking 90 hours to shave my balls. balls um shaves you can't be like yo this one 14th it's no good you'd be like this nigga i got fucking 90 hours to shave my balls yep it's gonna be uh interesting to see what shape 2021 turns out to be oh i know you're gonna get mad me, but tell the people that they can save money. I mean, again. Hey, Donnell. Hey, Donnell. The best thing about what you just said,

they could even save money if they use promo code ASHI. They can get free delivery and save 20% on their order. I'm about to buy that. Yeah, you could have said that. Okay, I'll say that. I'm going to buy that. Yeah, you could have said that. Okay, I'll say that. I was going to gift it to you.

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Some people aren't, though. That'd be a great gift. That would be a that thing. Yeah, if you're into it. And everybody should be into it. That'd be a great gift. That would be a great gift. Yeah, for sure. I don't know if that'd be a great gift because if you give it to somebody would you try to say, bitch, my balls stink? It's just like getting someone a bottle of uni. You're not telling them they stink. You're just saying, hey, take this. Yeah, but uni is for your whole body. Uni is not just

for one area. Uni is different from like balls. Oh, I should make uni one. That's like if I give you like this, hey, come here, girl. Here you go. I can't catch you some pussy spray. Yo, how? She said that's just like asking for Ooni no bitch. Now Ooni bitch

pussy spray. Pussy spray. Yeah pussy spray is like Ooni no it ain't. No it ain't bitch. There was a fragrance emitting from your walk that made me go online

to buy you a new bottle of pussy spray. No, that's me, the doctor. Let me see your face. Let me see your face. I know you can be your girl. Girl, guess what you just got me? The new pussy spray. The new one.

Now they be confused with the lavender one. The new one. Oh, man. The Thanksgiving is fucking, one, the new one. Oh, man. That Thanksgiving is fucking. It's here. Birthday is coming up. Christmas is coming up. Your birthday is coming up?

Yeah. When's your birthday? My birthday is December 6th. December 6th. Yep. Yeah. And I don't know what it is. Here's my thing.

I got options. Option one is Mexico. Mexico? Where? I don't know. Mexico. You should go to Tulum. Everyone went to Tulum. Niggas don't know any Option one is Mexico. Mexico? Where? I don't know. Mexico. You should go to Tulum. Everyone went to Tulum.

Niggas don't know different type of Mexico. They just be like, a Mexico, nigga. You could go to City Mexico or Temple Mexico. Okay, here it is. An option of a Mexico.

And whatever Mexico I'm going to go to is going to probably be a cool Mexico. If I do a Mexico, I ain't going to go to no fucked up Mexico. Right.

No, but are you going to go to City Mexico or country Mexico? Okay, let me ask you this question. Yeah. Which is the best Mexico? I mean, it depends if you want to eat mushrooms and see temples. Which is the best? Which was the best?

I think temple Mexico. I'll go to the two best Mexicos. That's the option. You can do both. Baja is the option. See the city and then... Baja. You can go down to the B. I'm gonna any of them

Haiti is option and then yellow springs is option. Yeah But the option is whatever one it is. I want to be with my son Dan's awesome in the country. Has he ever been out of the country? Also got more steps in passport passport than you, nigga. Austin traveled. That nigga was conceived in Abu Dhabi. That nigga was made poppin' in Abu Dhabi. How many bitches got pregnant in Abu Dhabi?

Nah, not by watching Sex and the City Abu Dhabi, bitch. I'm talking about the actual Dhabi of Abhi. Bitch is like, oh, I got pregnant. This nigga was fuckin' me and I was watching the Abu Dobby episode. No, bitch, was you in Abu Dobby? Was you going downstairs to the ATM machine and had

gold bars, nigga? Nigga, helicopter rides Abu Dobby as Austin traveled. The nigga motherfucking baby moon was in Cartahinga. Cartahinga. Baby moon, nigga. Niggas don't do baby moons.

Didn't a nigga. Let me tell you a story, nigga. You asked me. What's a baby moon? A baby moon is the last, pretty much, the last vacation or getaway before it's about to be straight mommy time. I see. You know, you know, you know, like you won't be won't be some people travel with their kids but some people don't you know it's like all right this is the last time to get away with just being us or to get away right

everybody don't do it it's kind of corny but it's a nice it symbolizes something right i did a baby moon there and then huh and katiana yeah columbia yeah we got some great pictures son that and i'm so funny stephanie whatever man you know she don't them but it's all good but the funniest when a little girl get that little girl with a skinny get pregnant they be mad nobody want to respect their stomach right yo stephanie was literally four months pregnant and they just thought she ate too much. Niggas wouldn't get up off the train or nothing. They was like, and then she was poking that shit out.

That nigga had a fucking, he had a baby moon there. And then before he was a year, we went on a fucking winter vacation and a nigga was dancing with Diddy on his motherfucking yacht. Ouch. That nigga, I still got the picture. And that fucking trip was amazing. Some people say I fucked it up.

Yeah. They say because I got two turns. They said, I never talked about this in public. You did. What? You had a whole episode on it. Yeah, you talked about it on the podcast. I talked about it? Yeah, we had a whole episode on it. Okay, this is a reunion. I can talk about what we talked about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see the sign? Anybody see the sign? I'm just saying, I don't know what sign it said. I actually like that. I know. When did you get that printed? I did that. That's what I be doing on my days off. Y'all see this side? Yeah, there it is.

Can you cook and send me something for Thanksgiving? You made me forget what was I saying, son. We're talking about ditties. First, you were talking about this Austin travel. Yeah, but I know I... You want to eat? Yeah, see, we all want to eat. Why don't you cook for Thanksgiving?

Here? Or freeze it or something. I'm almost certain that I won't be here. There's a chance. Do you want some from his shot, though? Oh, you're right. Nah, Donnell's good. He can use one of these.

I got this, nigga. I been my man 40. Do it. I can do it. Oh one hand. I got this, nigga. I been my man 40, dude. I can do it. Oh, my God. Come on, man. One of my niggas thumbs ain't like, wop, wop, wop, like that.

He work with that shit. You don't know. I love that nigga. I know he looking at me like, I see now you see how I feel, don't you? See, try to tell y'all niggas. Keep giving me these friends with these tight-ass buttons, nigga. I said a drawstring, nigga. When you get shot in your thumb, nigga, you don't want no buttons, nigga. I said a drawstring, nigga. When you get shot in your thug, nigga, you don't want no buttons, nigga.

I'm like, oh, a drawstring. Gray sweatpants. I asked your fan, I said, I got to finally get some gray sweatpants now. I was like, nigga, you start thinking about, you want shoes that got Velcro on them, slip-ons? Boy, when something happen to you, nigga, you like, I need to get back in this motherfucking gym. Yeah, you take it for granted. You take it for granted. And I even, like, this is what I was trying to say I was thankful for the other day.

And people can think what they want about our friendship. You know, people have their own interpretation, whatever you feel like you want to connect with. but it's not too many people that I can say I know will always put up with my shit. Put up with my shit. Put up with all my shit. Put up with too much shit. All the shits I got to put up with, she put up with them. And I was thinking to myself, this is what I thought about when I was in the hospital

and shit, I was like, my father passed away a couple years, right? Couple years ago. And people came up there, but I was thinking about that shit. I was like, nigga. Pals, you know, hospitals make you think crazy shit. Even if you don't think you about to go or whatever,

you around some niggas that's about to go or just gone. You go to a hospital, you be seeing niggas up and that motherfucker like, oh, shoot, like, oh, that nigga room about to come available. That's why I hope the worst they do, don't look behind no curtains. You know, niggas want to be like.

Yo, niggas be trying to be like this. Oh, who up in that curtain, right? You be like, who up in that curtain, nigga? You be good until you see this nigga right here. Ain't nobody in with the nurse, right? Like this. Like, oh, somebody come and see this nigga, man. I feel bad.

I always got niggas. I got my thumb shot. It was niggas like this. Yo, nigga. I'm not trying to be funny, nigga, but you hear this in the other curtain. I was like, nigga, give me a room. I can't tell if this nigga's dying or living. I don't know how old I am, nigga.

I don't know how old I am, nigga. I don't know how old I am. I hear niggas talking old shit. I'm like, nigga,as say you allergic to anything. I said penicillin. Nigga looked at me like, how old are you, nigga? They looked at me like, nigga, who allergic to penicillin? Only old niggas allergic to penicillin, right?

And it's the truth because it was a nigga in the upper curtain, right? They said, what you allergic to? He said penicillin, right? They said, what you allergic to? He said, penicillin, right? They said, how old are you? He said, 78. I said, ah, nigga. I was like, I don't want to go. I just started standing up, nigga.

I just started like this, man. I was like this. Telling me, yo, Bendo, we want to see if you've been in the bed too long. Them niggas, man, I was a piñata out there, motherfucker, man. Yo, I got stuck so much, I thought I was addicted to heroin, nigga. Every time I turned around, the bitch had a fucking needle in her hand. And I was looking. You know, they open the door.

I was like this. I was trying to see what motherfucker had in their hand, son. They open that door, I be like, I was like, that's a needle. She said, don't answer that, but I was like, whew. They be coming in with just needle. This bitch said, we got another needle for you.

I said, I'm needled out. One of my needles. She had the little bar thing with the needle. She was like, just in case for your stomach, you know, for blood clots. Because she was like, you know, when you be in the bed. Look, this is what I did, son. Because that bitch don't even know I was having a good sleep in that motherfucker.

I had the motherfucker. That was like a sealy-peely-possumy addict to me, nigga. That shit. Every time I hit a button, a new Asian bitch coming in, son. I was tearing that motherfucker emergency button up, son. Beep, beep, beep. I was clogging my IV up. They was like, is everything okay? I was like, I'm all right. Could you pass me my phone, though?

I'm acting like I'm paralyzed with a thumb over here. I'm like this, son. Yeah, but could you pass? She said, you okay? I said, I think I'm gonna be all right. They don't got no food or nothing. I'm not even moving my neck, I think I'm gonna be all right. They don't got no food or nothing. I'm not even moving my neck, nigga. I'm like this. I'm looking like they caught a nigga

off on a football game. So I'm like this, they don't got no peanut butter or nothing in there. Yo, I was like, nothing, ain't no nothing in there. Ain't no peanut butter or nothing. No tuna fish. Ain't no turkey with one salt pack. Yeah, they had no salt.

I said, there you go. I was like, I'm all right. Yep, I wasn't that bad. But I knew you was coming through. This is so fucked up. And I'm saying all these old niggas and shit. I was like, nigga, you old nigga. And then you be saying to yourself, boy, I better do right.

Or I better treat people right. Then you be asking yourself, I wonder what people are going to think about me. You know what I'm saying? That's the one place you'll contemplate that type of shit, whether it's good or bad. You'll just have those thoughts. And I was saying to myself, because my father was ornery as shit. Ornery? Ornery.

Like, oh, he was like a mean motherfucker. He was like a mean motherfucker. He was mean. And I was like, man. Because they told me. This is what they told me. On my board it said regular diet. Like I told whatever it was. And all I wanted you to do was bring me some food.

And then I was trying to be all tough. I'm being very transparent right now. I was trying to be tough because when I talked to her earlier, I asked if she could bring me some snacks. Then she said, can you have snacks?

I said, bitch, I'm a grown-ass man. I'm not Austin, bitch. I'm a grown-ass man. Fuck you, Trump. I'm not Austin, bitch. I asked you for some snacks. And then he got an attitude and said, never mind. And I said, OK. And I ain't got it.

Oh, bitch. She said she was going to give me some snacks. And I said, nope. I didn't go. OK. She did say that. And I said to myself, I said, did she say, can you have snacks? I said, healthy snacks. I was you have snacks? I said, healthy snacks.

I was like, apple chips and shit, right? I'm trying to tell her to give me some healthy snacks, but I wanted the snacks. Because, you know, you're going to be there for a while. You're like, wake up, you want a snack on something. And then we got into an argument. She was going to bring me some food. Then she talking about, can you have that food? I was like, yeah.

Then why you telling me to put it in the bag? At least I ain't no cartel nigga told you to put it in your pussy. Them Federico niggas be like, yo, cuff that shit, put it in that wad, bitch. I said I want it in and out. I want in and out, get in and out give it out in and out with double double or double double with monster sauce but i knew and then i was trying you know you try to be tough you got to back down

and i was like i was like she kept asking me a question i'm like you gonna bring in a knot then i was like are you busy you know you can bring in a knot? Then I was like, are you busy? You know, you gonna bring a knot? Then I just said, then I just said, I said, man, fuck it then. Real gangster nigga. I was like, fuck it then. Need that shit.

I said, fuck it, don't even worry about it. She said, okay. That ain't the answer, bitch. Yeah. I know. I went about my day. She said, okay. And it had nothing to do with it, but just a regular okay.

I hung the phone up. I was like, yeah. In my mind, I was like this. Lonely with no sex. Look, I was like this. Yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah. In my mind, I was like this. Lonely with no snacks. Look, I was like this, yeah. I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, that's right. I don't need them motherfucking snacks.

Fuck them bitch ass snacks. I'm coming home, right? Them niggas said, you might be here a couple days. I was like, and then I heard this nigga over there. I can't listen to this nigga with no snacks. I got to drown out some of that tube, nigga. And then I was like, fuck it, I don't need them snacks. And then I was saying to myself, I don't care.

I was like this. I was saying to myself, I don't need you to get them snacks. I'll get anybody to get me some snacks. And then I realized, you don't look at one person, right? I was like, oh, nigga, you got to say sorry. I feel like Trump. I'm like, nope, I've never said sorry. How did I, did I apologize?

I didn't say sorry. No, you were like, oh, so you're just going to have your, in quotations, dad hair with no snacks. And then you sent me a photo of the food and was like, yeah. And then I'm like, Donnell, do you want me? You told me not to come. Do you want me to bring the snacks or not? And then I see the dot, dot, dot.

And then it's like, it stopped. And then he was like, yes. And I was like, okay, I'm on my way. You didn't see no dot, dot, dots and stop. Nigga, I knew what I was trying to say. She said he was talking shit. Then he thought about that shit. I put that shit back.

I wanted to be like, yo, fuck that. I was like, nah, that bitch got the snacks. She came through with that. And this shit was really shitting on me. She just kept on throwing out more snacks. Wasabi, vinegar chips, almond nuts, fruit slices. I got the good snacks. All the good snacks.

And I was in that motherfucker like this. Wah, wah, wah. Then the motherfucker had Alexa. I was like, Alexa, play Sade. They didn't play the music. But the fact I saw the blue light, and there was like Cedar, what's the name of that? What's the name of it? Cedar Sinai.

Yeah, they did a good job. They did a good job. They did a good job. I mean, for a nigga to come clean out of a gunshot wound like this, I got to say they did a good job. Even the motherfuckers that brought me in there. This nigga talking about putting me on the gram. Niggas that respect me getting shot in the thumb for nothing.

This nigga tried to put me on the gram, I better be on your gram. But I'm just telling y'all man, guns are dangerous. They really are. Unless you're trained unless you're trained and you're a place where you can have it everybody shouldn't have guns don't let this be you

don't bite your nails so how excited are you for and I might be ahead of myself how excited are you for and I might be ahead of myself. How excited are you for 2021? I'm excited.

Damn, that's how you get excited? That was a deep ass inhale, wasn't it? Well, because it's like... I'm still trying to get past like... I'm just trumping his shenanigans. Yeah, it's going to be over by 2021. That's why you should be, like, undecided for 2021. I mean, I hope that it goes smooth in January.

Yo, but here's the thing. As you can see, what's happening right now. But this is what people have to understand with a race that some people consider so close. It's going gonna be people that fuck with him his basically gets stronger and stronger this is my thing we were talking about it earlier like you i don't think right now if you wanted him out of office he's out of office don't invest any more emotions into donald trump because like just even being upset like how he's handling it people that like him like people that hate him hate, like, how he's handling it. People that like him like him.

People that hate him hate him. He is who he is. How are you going to keep letting the same motherfucker get you upset? Well, you asked me if I'm excited. I think I'll get more excited once he's, like, completely gone, and I'll feel more relieved, and I'll feel like, okay, now we have real work to do. Okay, all right, let's just take them political niggas. Well, I know.

I can't think. That's what's going on in the world so I'm affected by it yeah I know you're affected by it right I know you're affected by it cuz you gave me Oprah Winfrey that I'm not like just like some like random do do do like I'm living life I'm breathing I'm experiencing the world and what's going on is deeply affecting me so I will feel better once that's out the way. All right, just curious. I didn't double up. You asked me.

I know. I'm trying to. I know. What are you, like, the point I was making, not to dismiss your point, is that the emotional value people continue to put in this guy when he has a time limit and there's nobody with any rational thing and think he's not gonna leave he is swinging getting this last

not less because his voice gonna you gonna be more powerful right now it's just that like like what was it get him out of office so he can't run the country so he's coming out he's coming out of office then fuck him you know i'm saying it's like even like i listened to the way cnn covered it they keep on breathing hard they're like and where's the president you know where the nigga at he on the golf range where is the president right now the president is right now on a golf course somewhere not giving a fuck about the people that helped put him in office right now that's what he's doing because if he gave a fuck about those people he wouldn't be holding back on what's going on with corona and all this type of shit. Like playing games with the consequence

of someone's life or someone's life is at stake. How do you get mad at a motherfucker if a motherfucker don't show his colors by? This is one of the toughest times ever. And my leader is not there no kind of way. The people that love that person,

you see what their character is but like the the emotions i don't think for like for me i'm not invested in trump i'm i'm invested in how he's affecting our people and our community that's what i'm saying what and so what do you mean this is i'm asking what is fighting um it's He's so divisive and racist, but he is perpetuating this machine. And it's affecting everyone. Everybody knows that. But the point I'm making is that the nigga's gone. Those people aren't.

That's what you. All right. Those people aren't. But if people think, first off, the battle you're trying to win if you're trying to convert any of them motherfuckers to your belief it's gonna it's fixer yeah i'm saying that what i'm saying is like those people like like people let them affect them like what is it donald trump is out of office right you know what his following is you know what he's going to be saying whatever but what i'm saying is the excitement could be and

like there is some change like joe biden won whether you voted for him whether you voted for a female whether you voted for a black person the the person is in there to switch or slow that hate down but it's going to be there but what can you do like okay don't trump this but what's the future what motherfuckers at least 2020 is over the this, but what's the future? What motherfuckers? At least 2020's over, the worst year in the pan- I went the worst year, not in my history. Not your life? My history, 2020 was one of the best years I've had

since I've been doing it. And the reason why I say that, because it was one of the toughest. This was like, it's Federico over there, Stephanie over there, we got a whole crew that people that shares the experience of being out in yellow spring um yellow springs ohio you know like in a tough situation making the best out of what you can do you know i'm saying committing to something yeah you know

like like like just like man it was so dope because when this shit first started kicking off, I said to myself, this year, 2020 is a wrap. You better sell some candles. You better do something. You better do something. What's your pivot? It's a wrap. And I just ruled standabout.

I started getting more into my store. I started getting more into the podcast and shit. And the motherfucker figured out a pivot move. David Gaga, Senator Paz, everybody's waiting for someone to show them the answers or whatever. Whether racism exists or not, what individual goals do people have? This year could have been a complete wash.

And I said, whatever I do right now is going to plant the seed for 2021 and 2022. You know? So you're excited about the new year. You got big plans. Do you make New Year's resolutions? No, I don't make New Year's resolutions. I don't have really big plans.

I guess the point I'm trying to make was I'm happy that I was able to find some happiness in the summer, find some connections. I met so many new friends, good people. Although I didn't make any money, I made

connections that inspire and motivate. I never thought that I would say I would miss a town as much as I miss Yellow Springs. And it's Yellow Springs, that's the place, but it's just the people, man, the people that we choose to be around.

Do you dream about kickball at all? Do you think about it still? Nah, I don't, you know, it's like, the reason why I don't dream about kickball because, and you were part of the whole kickball tournament, to come up with the league, to come up with the league, to come up with the name of it. I had like the NFL of kickball in Yellow Spring.

Definitely. To do that, to pick a team, to represent the Creeks, and to destroy the streets. We were at a disadvantage. Okay. These are, now this is the thing. Everybody look at this shot right now. Derry, do a good job editing.

The two faces you see right now are faces of losers. Oh, yeah. And another thing, we can do another shot. That's one. Wait a minute. Now do I get it. Yo, it really is the Streets versus the Creeks. Everybody in here was a street kickball member.

And to add to your story, Deary, the team that you speak of, the Creeks, we were 3-0. We were undefeated. With a win margin of about 10 innings in fucking kickball. Every time we beat y'all, it was 18-2 or some shit like that.

Some shit like that. Exactly. They cheated. Oh, rigged fraud. Look at these Republican ass. Look at these motherfucking kickball Republicans. Yeah, exactly. Yo, I cannot believe.

This is what I'm saying. You motherfuckers are no different from them goddamn motherfuckers. Listen, y'all know the truth. You know the truth. You say it was rigged. We beat the shit out of you. I will commend you that you did catch one. You made the truth. You say it was rigged. We beat the shit out of you. I will commend you that you did catch one. You made one out.

And we made that out nice as she caught it at the same time with Elaine Chappelle. They did a double catch. They was like, that's two outs. It's one fucking ball. No, I caught it again. Yeah, you caught it again. We did a recount. We whooped him again.

Did a third recount. It was legit. We had kids. It was the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did a recount. We whooped him again. Did a third recount. It was legit. He had kids. It was the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard all the excuses. But let me tell you what it was. Yeah, tell us.

Let me explain what it was. Just break it down, Don. Let me explain what it was. Break it down. I don't want that. I'm explaining what it was. Hold on. It was 20, the summer of 2020 everybody everybody gave up on 2020 everybody had excuses everybody had excuse to give up

on 2020 but i believe you got two excuses one excuse is a good excuse and the other is a bad excuse but and the other is a bad excuse. But guess what? There's still excuses. I was able to meet up with a group of creative people that shared the same likes when it comes to no excuses as I was. We broke bread together. We fought. We smoked bread together. We fought. We smoked weed together.

Since it's out in the public, because people want to snitch, on some occasions, we did shrooms together. We had bitches you never met come into your fucking kitchen and want to eat everything without even knowing what the fuck their name is. Bitch, I don't remember you. what the fuck their name is.

Bitch, I don't remember you. I don't even know your name, and you got two deviled eggs in your motherfucking mouth! Looking at me like, I like presentation. I like to get the shit ready at one time, not just niggas eat it all. And then when it's time, I'm like, and where it all, and where, and that bitch mouth! Then, still not knowing the bitch name.

She said, then what can I eat? Everyone knows that I'm a guy that never would miss an opportunity to get this, but you know what you can eat? These nuts! Bitch, I don't even know your name. Get these motherfucking nuts. I don't know none of the words to why, bitch, but I know about these nuts.

What am I thankful for? I'm thankful for the people that inspire and motivate me. I'm thankful for my family. I'm thankful for my son. I'm thankful for my son. I'm thankful for my punk ass baby mother. Whatever bitch you gave me Austin, I still won. Thankful to be able to say I'm thankful. 2020 was a tough fucking year.

But there's always something to be thankful for. This is the Don Air Rollins Show. We want to take this opportunity to thank our motherfuckers and keep your balls nice and fresh. That's Manscaped. Pause. No Charlamagne Tha God. I know he's got extra, extra, extra Manscaped. Get your balls right. Fuck what?

Manscape. They lead in the area of electronic tremors. Until next time. Shout out to Javanta Roberts. The only bitch to smuggle in and out to the motherfucking hospital. Shout out to Mickey. She's a hater

over there too. Get my fucking double eggs out your fucking mouth. That's right. She had them in her mouth. Good night, everybody. Thank you.