Donnell - Hood Fellas!

Episode Date: May 12, 2020

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Good morning. I'm funny. Get right. I'm funny. You went to Melrose? I was up on Melrose. I was up at the gym up there, man. Melrose Gym?

Melrose Gym. Let them see. Let them see I cut you off, son. They don't get it, son. That's called strength. Y'all don't know. Ain't nothing funny about how we rock. Y'all see that?

Abbed up. We abbed up. Who's funny? Make them motherfuckers jump. Make them motherfuckers jump, son. Yo, get right. You ever see the movie Goodfellas? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, and some people say I'm funny, right? Hey, but look here. A lot of people think we funny, but when you say funny, it don't? Hey, but look here. A lot of people think we're funny, but they, look here, when you say funny, it don't mean like on the homosexual side. When they say funny, that means you're a jolly guy. Jolly? Jolly. Right.

Got humor. Right. You know, like, if you see something, you can make a joke, like they, like, said to the entertainer first. Yes. Said to, like, he's a popular guy. Right. He's funny. Yeah. He can funny. Yeah. He can see something realistic, something going on in the world, realistic. And it's actually true.

But he could turn around and make a joke and get you to laugh at it. He makes it funny. Yeah, he makes it funny. That's what funny means. Funny. He can come back and make you laugh. And when you say that, he's funny. He's funny.

Yeah. He got something inside got well he he got something inside of him he got something inside him out and excite you and you make take that frown off your face and the question is and the question is no not not funny like a clown it's funny because like he can get inside of you and make you laugh you know know, when you see something funny, you laugh. It's humor. It's humor. Humor in it. And when you laugh and smile, man, that's one of the best feelings. It's like, you know, all that stress

and all them frowns, they gone. And such a reason that made you almost get a nut. Oh, you got a nut off of that? You almost made you get a nut. Yo, I'm telling you, you know you win. And then, like, you were turning around and saying he's funny, but you the motherfucker

funny guy there. Yo! You sit out there and came, got off behind what he said. You laughing and stuff slipped.

And it slipped. You said, oh, he's funny. And then that motherfucker funny, the question is, yo, what the fuck is so funny about me?

What? What? What? What you have won? I'm trying not to get you up. The question is yo, what the fuck is so funny about me? I'm trying not to get too much into you, man. I'm trying not to get too much into you. Yo, yo. I'm trying not to get too much into you. The Donnell Rawlings Show live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga. You'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. I'm getting a little awesome. Yo, that nigga couldn't wait to blow. Yo, that nigga couldn't wait to blow. Yo, that nigga couldn't wait to blow that shit up, son. Yo, my son destructive as shit, son.

And I'm petty. Listen, I'm petty. I'm petty as shit, right? Like, I take these school projects very serious. You know what I'm saying? I go in, nigga, I bought a glue gun from Home Depot. I bought a glue gun from Home Depot, and then Stephanie ordered Austin International Geographic, one of them volcano shits, right?

It's a little project, I don't know, with some type of boraric acid or some shit. What is it? Anybody? Boric acid. What goes into making a volcano? You mean to make it erupt? Exactly, erupt, the eruption. Food coloring, vinegar, baking soda.

Whatever they charge you a lot of money to take those two things and put them in a bag and say this is A and this is B. Right? So my son... You try to DIY it? DIY. I do it myself after somebody teach me. I ain't gonna just try to make a volcano

just out the gate by myself. I want the little moles. I want the moles. I want to be able to pour the plaster in there, which I did. And Austin liked to show off. He liked to show off for these little experiments. And I liked to show off too. He got two sections of his day.

The first day part of it starts at like 11 to like 12 o'clock, which is the teacher talking to the kids, whatever, giving them activity. And then you have a break. You come back. And I forgot what the second part is called, but it's when you just show off. So he wanted to, he was like, daddy, when are we going to erupt the volcano?

He was like, daddy. It's like show and tell? Yeah, like show and tell. But it's two parts of the day. He want to blow his load. He want to erupt. Yo, he want to erupt too soon, man. Like, I know, like, I'm ready to erupt.

We are ready to erupt. Because this one, one of his punk-ass classmates' father is a New York Giant fan, right? And we be taunting each other on the Zoom. Like, I put Austin in the Redskins jersey and then he called me. He was like, yo, what are you doing, man? You know, it's Giants fans up here. So we always really show up.

So he want to make the volcano erupt like right out the gate. Like we didn't even get to good morning. Good morning, Austin, right? Yo, he like this. Let me do it. I can do it, daddy. Let me do it.

I can do it. I can do it. He got the water right here, right? The lady, we didn't even put our Zoom ID number here, right? He ready to blow that shit up, right? He's like, daddy, I can do it. I can do it. I was like, no, man.

We got to save it for the second part of the day. Man, he was like this. Man, I can't believe this motherfucker. He like this. He's like this. He looking at me like, man, I can't believe he won't let me blow this shit up. And whether anybody know it or not,

my son is, people think that I'm the interrupter. Mm-hmm. Austin Donnell Rawlings is the ultimate interrupter. Like, way more than anything I've ever did on anybody's podcast. Way more I've interrupted anybody's life. He just, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, can I say something?

Daddy, can I say something? Daddy, can I say something? I'm trying to do it. Wait, it's enough. You gotta let it go. Okay, do it again. Do it again. Oh, it's about to erupt. Whoa! Wow!

That's amazing! I'm going to do it again because it's so pretty. Okay, here comes hot lava. Whoa! I'm gonna do it again because it's so pretty. Okay, here comes Hot Lover. Whoa, does everybody see it going down? Yeah! Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool. It's right out on the table.

Very cool. Oh, it's curtains! You don't never, with a kid, when they want your attention, you don't ever wanna be dismissive. You know what I'm saying? You don't wanna be like kid when they want your attention, you don't ever want to be dismissive. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to be like, no, not right now. You can, but then your kid grows up with psychological problems and shit.

You know what I'm saying? What happened? My dad always yelled at me. I was trying to show him I made a slingshot and he never looked at me. Those were the white boys excuses. They'd be like, why'd you kill both your parents? Right? It was like, yo yo i'm saying it'd

be little like that you know like the menendez is this you remember them oh yeah it was over language or some right so i'm really i hate you dad yeah like that's up yeah yeah i don't care about my trust fund. Fuck you, mom. You're not my mom. I mean, I hate you too, dad. You're responsible for all this. So I'm trying not to make Austin one of them motherfuckers, right? So, but he is so fucking rude and interrupted.

He's like this, daddy, can I say something? Can I say something? And like me and his mom would be talking, he's like, daddy, can I say something? I'm like, Austin, chill. Daddy, can I say something I'm like Austin chill daddy can I say something I was like Austin I know you have something to say I said but look you can't just interrupt two adults when they're talking like that

I said the minimum you should say daddy can I have your attention you know what I mean I gave him the white parenting compromise you know what I'm saying white people give options that's the best way to handle your kids. It's the best way.

Communicate with them like they're adults. I'm trying not to beat this little nigga, right? Yo, I grew up with beaters, man. Yo. Have you ever beat Austin? Ever? No, listen, listen. I'm from a family of beaters.

And I ain't trying to blow my aunts in the mouth, but they know who they are. They know. I'm from the line of beaters where you didn't even have permission. You didn't have to get permission to get beat. It's just like whoever's in charge of the field trip, you can beat those kids that day.

Right? So I'm not trying to do that with him. I'm trying to give him options. So I said, Austin, just say, Daddy, can I have your attention? He was like, OK. But he still don't understand. He still doesn't understand. Are we masking up or what?

Are we out? Are we out? Are we out, niggas? Is corona over? It's not over. Not corona over, niggas. Yo, wait a minute. Corona's over.

It's not over. Absolutely not. We not. No. We not. The street's not out. Shit ain't open up. They're slowly opening things up.

Friday, LA, we get retail stores. Retail stores. What else opens? Parks, recreational things. What else? Strip clubs. Strip clubs. Yo, come on, man.

Yo, man. Man, stick to only fans. Nah, we ain't ready to see y'all in person now. Only goddamn fans. You seen the drive-thru strip club? You seen that one? I saw that. It was a drive-thru.

Where was that? I think Portland. Portland? Is Portland a place where you would? So I seen strip, and they got gas masks, right? Yeah. I saw one thing on one of them instagrams or something motherfuckers was backing it up twerking with goddamn straight up darth vader darth vader shit on that's hilarious

but i don't think all right this is what i'll say lately especially alifornia it's been some very very good corona weather. Oh, yeah. Yesterday was hot. My whole entire back was burning. It was on fire. I don't know if there's the perfect weather for corona or whatever, but this is the point I'm making. The point I'm making is that a lot of shit

is psychological. Weather contributes to how your fucking day is going to be. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? You wake up, you go outside, you're like, oh, shit. I mean, sunshine's good for you. Sunshine's good. Vitamin D.

But it kills the corona. Well, that's what they say. They say, well, it's not likely to spread as rapid in certain temperatures. But when corona... D, what's up with your do-rag? Explain yourself. Explain what?

The do-rag. Corona? So, okay, back to the weather, alright? Okay. Corona, like, when it first came out, man, it was cold as shit outside. It was raining. It was, like, freezing chills and shit like that.

And especially in L.A., people are like, you're not going out because of Corona? No, motherfucker, I'm not going out because it's fucking shitty weather. And it just felt like the right weather for corona. But now, man, not to say a motherfucker just going to be running down the street, neck of anything, but it's going to be so tough to keep people from going outside now.

Mm-hmm. You know, people, everybody make the argument, yeah, it's too soon. Stay in the house, stay in the house. But eventually, eventually people are going to come out of the house. You're going to have to come out of the house. You're going to have to do something.

And you're going to have to be cautious. I don't know, why can't people understand that? Why can't people understand that, Why can't people understand that, and I said this before, there'll never be any more norm, normal, but like I say, you gotta move right. Move different. The best way to eliminate the possibility

of getting corona is just to move right. Well, you said something to me the other day that resonated with me. You said, AIDS didn't stop people from fucking. No, I said, no, this was, yo, yo, that resonated. I said, I said. You're right, though. That might be a misquote. Is that a misquote?

No, it's not a misquote. He said that. The reality of it. I said, this is what I said. I said, AIDS did not stop niggas from fucking. It made motherfuckers strap up and think about their health. You know what I'm saying? And that really is the truth.

I wasn't making fun of you like, oh, that nigga did an AIDS joke. No. I'm just saying that's the truth. And that's just how our lives are going to have to move, period. You know what I'm saying? You know fucking Wu-Tang said it best. Protect your neck, nigga. Yeah. You got to protect your neck.ang said it best, protect your neck, nigga. Yeah.

You got to protect your neck. If nobody's going to protect your neck, you got to protect your neck for you. Right. So Austin, this story was a long time ago. Oh, yeah. Austin. Sorry.

Every time I come here, I never cough. All right, take your time, bro. So Austin, yo, he was so happy he got to blow up that volcano. He was excited. But here's the thing, now, I told him to say, Daddy, can I have your attention? So now he got this tool.

So now he still interrupts me, but he's like, Daddy, may I have my attention? He's like, Daddy, may I have my attention? He be serious. As soon as he say that, I got to shut the fuck up. Daddy, can I have my attention? And every time

he wants my attention, I got to give it to him. Is that crazy? Is that how white people raise their kids? I don't think it's a white thing, though. You know what I'm saying? No, my dad wasn't like that at all. My, I was like a latchkey kid.

Well, I already know you didn't listen to anything your dad said. I'm just saying, son. I don't know if I'm ready to just come up in this conversation like that, son. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's our producer, David Deary. Welcome welcome back welcome back yeah you got the headphones you guys remember david dearie he was on the first episode he produced the first episode second episode

third episode let me talk all the, and he was down with the fucking team. We used to start our shows off like this. Hey, that's right. This is your boy, Donnie R. Rollins. This is the Donnie R. Rollins Show. I'm on the ones and two. You know when I hear this music, it's got to be downright funky. I used to look to my right.

I would see Javanta.anna i look and i see julius and i looked over to my left and i see david deary we named him yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we all know that person that knows everything when it comes down to it sometimes they were confused but they end with uh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and he was the super producer we got out of the gate we had a young lady by the name of kate quigley you remember her i don't it doesn't matter all right how many subscribers we don't want to talk don't try to skip the subject going back to the beat don't try to skip the subject i Going back to the beat. Don't try to skip the subject. I'm trying to tell you.

We're up to episode 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. We even moved up to 13. We're going for that big number 20. Then coronavirus hits. And Darius MIA. David said, I don't want to be around you Corona motherfuckers. Or the motherfuckers that might

have Corona. Javanta, am I lying? He was like, yo, because in your crew, we're going through all this, right? Everybody has different type of people that are dealing with this different ways, right? You got one motherfucker, he's a rebel. Fuck Corona, nigga, I'm smoking some weed, I'd be alright. Right? You got that one person, one person's like, yeah, I just a rebel. Fuck Corona, nigga. I'm smoking some weed.

I'd be all right. Right? You got that one person. Then one person's like, yeah, I just want to live my life. Then you get that one person that just anything is Corona. Nah, come on. No, I'm just saying. This might not even be you.

No, you ain't tell nobody you was sick, son. Yeah, I did. No, you did, nigga. You ain't never. No. No. But I heard. I found out from Donnell. No, you know you did nigga. You ain't never no no, but I heard I found out from Donnell No, way later. No, never never never never no no no no no this one. I had very minor Listen, this is what I'm saying a sore throat. Well, you must be holding that shit around us

You must be holding around us cuz I didn't never eat. I ain't no I didn't come around you I know I didn't this what I didn't know. No, I didn't come around you. I know. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. I never heard you hold a cup. I didn't know you were feeling well. I mean, weren't feeling well. You know what I'm saying?

What I knew you was like, when the corona hit, everybody was like, ah. And you was taking precautions like everybody else was taking precautions. But that's what I just had minor symptoms. I couldn't even get a test because they said you had to. Yeah, you was freaking out, son. You was freaking out.

What did I tell you? I said, don't get ahead of yourself, son. You was like, ah, what are we going to do? The world's going to end. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right. Yo, you was freaking out. All right.

Yo, I couldn't even see him to edit, nigga. I had to throw the fucking storage cards. What is it? The SD cards and shit? I had to flick those shit, son. Yo. I was like, them shit, son. Yo. I was like, here's episode 20. I was like this, bing.

Now you're like, score. Hey, if I would have tested positive, you would have been happy I stayed away. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Whether you, whether you, even if you had tested positive

for the antibodies, you know what I'm saying? It wouldn't have been no shit like, oh, we about to lose this nigga tomorrow. No, I'm not worried about that. You don't want to give it to other people. I don't want to give it to nobody either. And you did the right thing. You stayed the fuck away. But you ain't tell nobody you wasn't feeling good. I thought I did. I told everybody else. I thought I told you.

We didn't know. Nobody knew. We didn't know. We didn't know you was keeping away. I swear I told you. I thought it was minor. We didn't know, sir. We didn't know you was filling my. Nobody knew. Yeah. Yo, we didn't know. Nobody knew. We didn't know you was keeping it. I swear. I told you. I swear.

You didn't. Yo, yo, bro. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know. We didn't know you was.

You wasn't trying to give us corona. We was like, this nigga don't want to be around. He think we ronin' up. And you thought you might have been ronin', but you're OK. Yeah, I got a test now finally. Everyone in LA can get a test. It's good peace of mind. Negative.

Welcome back. Thanks. Great to be back. It's so funny. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. People can get excited about the test, okay? Yeah, you can get tested.

Fucking right on, we can get tested. And that's one thing, to get tested. And you test negative right your confidence is great you're feeling dope like yes that's the that's the point where you say i know how not to get my fucking rona yeah you know i'm saying like you you you you know right then and just because you text the negative that'll mean you'll be like you celebrate like yeah i'm good what you do you go fucking touch uh the wrong you know i'm saying like you You know right then. And just because you texted negative, that don't mean you'd be like, just celebrate. Like, yeah, I'm good.

What you do? You go fucking touch a.. You know what I'm saying? Like, you celebrating. Right. And you go down the street, you give a nigga a high five. Yes! No corona.

Then like,. It does feel good, though. You got to admit. I know. When I did it on Rogan's show, I felt so like, yes. But then I say, aw, nigga. But then I get, I felt too good. Right.

Like, I was ready to go to the strip club i was like nah you good but you really about to put yourself in position and that's the most important thing that we could do right now is don't put yourself in a position to get sick yeah and with that said we could say whatever the you want to say but people are going to want to live yeah people are going to want to live. People are going to want to live. Not the way they used to, but they're going to want to live. And you can make an argument. You can tell, OK, yo, everybody stay in the fucking house

until November. They got a thing now, not a thing, but in Missouri. I think Missouri is the first state that tested, not tested, but decided they are going to roll the dice on allowing live performances. Oh, yeah. It's like this week, right? Yeah, I think it's this week.

Brad Williams did something, too. He performed our first comedian to go back into the club, whatever. But they're testing, not testing, but Missouri is saying, fuck it. Yeah. And everybody, because you listen to the news all the time, you're just going to be fucking just freaking out about the

corona and everybody's like this oh my god when they do this concert um watch doctors say the numbers are going to spike they're going to triple it's people being stupid blah blah blah blah that's one scenario but what if the scenario is uh missouri flatt right? And when they have this concert, it don't spike. But how is that even possible? What? For it not to spike? I'll tell you how it's impossible. You say, how is that possible?

The way it's possible is because for the most part, a lot of people are educated now. They're educated with viruses. They're like, if anybody hasn't gotten in touch with how you get sick, what you do to prevent getting sick by now, you're a stupid motherfucker and you're gonna get sick. If you, at this point right now,

if you don't know the importance of washing your hands, you deserve a little Rona, some light Rona. If you think that it's cool just to be in somebody's face, and you know what I'm saying? That is the difference. Going, like I said, by the flatten or whatever, is that people are educated now. People know what social distancing is. Four months ago, nobody knew what social distancing was.

Four months ago, nobody knew. But are was. Four months ago, nobody knew. But are they implementing the social distancing? Yes. Are you listening? I'm saying these people. They are implementing and I'm telling you how is that possible and I'm explaining how it could be possible that it could be flat. It's because you know, take away, just say

we think everybody's stupid. But suppose everybody's not stupid. You know what I'm saying? There are a lot of stupid people, but suppose there are people that aren't stupid. The people that practice everything, the social distancing, the masks and everything. What happens if it doesn't spike? And for some reason it goes down because, oh shit, you know what? These people, they want to live life, right? They want to live life and they? They want to live life.

And they figured out a way how not to fucking get sick. That is the reason why it could happen is like one less handshake. One less handshake. One less handshake. One less visit to that fucking nasty ass bathroom. You know what? I don't know how people go out in public and shit,

but you can't think about like, I need to before I go out and shit. Guess. You know what? I don't know how people go out in public and shit, but you can't think about like, I need to before I go out and shit. Guess what? Guess what? I'm going to shit before I leave. That means I don't have to go to a public bathroom. Those are the- Those are-

So then they just can't drink any sort of alcohol at the concert. But this is what I'm saying is, those are things that's gonna happen. And that's why I say it is possible. Cause people could possibly play by the rules. So this is happening? Like it- It's gonna happen, and that's why I say it is possible. Cause people could possibly play by the rules. So this is happening? It's going to, I don't know the results of it.

I don't know, the point I'm making is- You said Brad Williams did a show? No, I didn't say Brad Williams did a show. I didn't say that. I said Brad Williams probably won the first to go into it. All right, you throwing me off. You got too much shit going on. Yeah, it says Missouri is the first state

to resume concerts. Yeah, you asked my question, I was answering it. But the point I was making is, everybody is expecting it to cause havoc and spike. People, our mind is programmed to say, it's gonna be fucked up. But what if it's not fucked up? What if everybody did the right thing?

What if numbers are going down at this particular moment, people went out and they had a good time, and nobody got sick? What if? So now are they going to let Missouri be the rule and everybody's like, yeah, we're going to open up. But then that's no good because this shit is case by case and state by state.

You know what I'm saying? You got people who have dumb thoughts and take some fucked up chances. But I know I'm sick of like, man, I'm sick of this shit. Yeah. And it's like, shit is so fucked up now, man. They got corona, and they got these motherfucking goddamn flying motherfucking bumblebees. The murder hornets. They're called murder hornets.

Yo, I've been on Corona so hard that I didn't even know that they had bees out here. What's the name of them? They're called murder hornets. A murder hornet. Yeah. And what is so spec? I mean, what makes this bee more gangster than a bumblebee? I grew up with bumblebees.

Is it more gangster than a bumblebee? Yeah. Yeah, way more gangster. It can sting through a beekeeper suit and kill you. And the sting is like high steel going through your skin. What? gangster again, it can like sting through a beekeeper suit and like kill you. Mm hmm. What? Yeah, stingers like two inches long. God, I hope we send you the video.

It's like this. Be wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm thinking about the size of a mouse or a peanut butter. What is that fucking the bumblebee tuna? What's the bumblebee bumblebee? Yeah, I think I'm thinking about it. God damn, son! It's so big.

This is a real one or just a cartoon? It's just real, though. It's so big. Oh, nigga. That's a big wasp. Yeah, it's a really big, deadly wasp. But has it been tested for corona, nigga, is the question, son.

Can you imagine if this big ass 14 inch, how big is the damn thing, two inches? Two inch. A two inch bee had corona and could cut through. This man shit is a wrap, son. Over. So how do you kill one of these motherfuckers? How do you kill a big killer bee like this?

What? I saw a whole- Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. There's a bee that's big enough where niggas gotta shoot it. Huh? There really is a bee out here that you'd be like, oh shit, nigga, what sent you from?

There's a bee that's like, there's a bee that's shooting motherfuckers like a dick in the hood. Fire! A killer bee. I don't believe it. If this motherfucker come out with corona, if it just comes... Did you see it killed a whole-ass mouse on that video? So gross.

I don't know what's the difference between a whole mouse and a half mouse. What the fuck is a whole-ass mouse? A whole-ass mouse. Does it... That's his prey? That's what he eats every day? He goes around...

No, his main prey is a normal bee. Yeah. He kills normal bees. So it's a bee. That's what he eats every day goes around Yeah So it's a bee Hornet This lives off eating other bees. It's a hornet Yeah, hornet is not a bee and they kill it by like ganging up on it. Yeah. Yeah You can see the bees you can see the bit you can see the bees kill your DM Yeah, I don't like the word check my DM, especially over the airways.

Check your DM is like the craziest shit ever. I hate when somebody on my timeline say, yo, check your DM, nigga. I just read that. Why I got check? Oh, man, check your DM. People like, people don't know what's going on in DM. And it's almost like, meet me over in the DMs. Yeah. Yo, it's like, oh, she all up in in DM. And it's almost like meet me over in the DMs.

Yeah. Yo, it's like, oh, she all up in your DM. What's she doing in your DM? You look hot with that do-rag on. Hot as in sexy? No, hot as in sweating. Oh. I don't know what you talking about, shit. Yo, if y'all doing slow motion, that shit, y'all see,

I turn straight into Dizelle, nigga. Y'all see my shoulder get together? I was like, hot like what? You mean like fine, like hunk? Not like Idris. That's not a far stretch. People call me the hood Idris. What's wrong with that?

I mean, I feel a little, I got to get my shit. You know I've been on a regimen. Yeah. No, you look good. What? You look I gotta get my shit. You know I've been on a regimen. Yeah. You look good. It's good. You know what I'm saying? This is what we're doing out here. We're not unleashed. So then do the waves come in? Yeah, they definitely coming in.

They coming in. Y'all see the progress. It's been y'all niggas toast. Oh my God. You guys can't see this right now, dude. What, I'm told these niggas are getting wet. You guys can't see this right now, but he is taking the durag off. Hold on, hold on, hold on, nigga, nigga. Hold on a sec.

Okay. Gotta, ooh. Let's see those waves. Ooh! There it goes! He's surfing,'re surfing. Swag surfing. Yo! Yo!

What the fuck is funny, son? Yo, I want to know what the fuck is so funny. What the fuck is funny? I'm funny? Yeah, you are. I'm funny how? Funny looking. What do you mean? What do you mean I'm funny. Yeah, you are funny looking but um, what do you mean? What do you mean? I'm funny. Let's just get along

So what's so funny about me You don't cut your own hair that's funny Do you cut your have you ever cut I'm saying that's funny. Yeah, that's funny. Do I cut my hair? That's funny to you. No, it was a question. Do you? What I'm saying, the question, it was a question,

was a question to. No, that question wasn't funny. No, but was a question to be funny. No, the question wasn't to be funny. So you was trying to be funny, and you said I'm funny. No. You said I'm funny. You just said it. I did? You just said I'm funny. No. You said I'm funny. You just said it.

I did? You just said I was funny. You said I was funny. I said it was funny. No, you said, Gervonta, what? Did I have a drink? Did I smoke something? Gervonta.

You did smoke something. Gervonta. Gervonta. You definitely smoked something. Gervonta. Did he not just say that? He said I was funny. What the fuck was so funny?

You did smoke something, though. Maybe. OK. Everybody saw me smoke. My question is, What the fuck was so funny? You did smoke something, though. Maybe. OK, everybody saw me smoke. My question is, what the fuck was so funny? I just thought it was funny. Well, what the fuck do you mean? What the fuck is funny about me? You're funny.

OK, that's what I'm trying to say. Hold on, man. Like a clown. You're missing the nose. Yo, he said up here. He said it. He said it. He said it.

Javanta. He fucking said it. He said I'm funny. And I'm asking you, what the fuck? And you ain't even been here in fucking well, how long has it been? Like four episodes four fucking episodes and you come back and something's funny. So what the fuck is so funny? It's pretty funny. That's really funny.

Oh, God. Man, man, you're good at that. You're good. So good? I can't do that shit. You're so good. What the fuck is so funny about me? You said it, nigga.

Don't fucking try to skip the subject! Y'all can try to be funny all the fuck you want. You set up there. You want to try to laugh it off. You said it. You said I was fucking funny. We ain't seen you in I don't know how fucking long. And you said I'm fucking funny.

And now when I ask you what the fuck is so funny, you don't know what the fuck is so funny. No, I said you're funny. After fucking me. You know how long we the fuck is so funny. No, I said you're funny. After fucking me. You know how long we had to do the goddamn podcast without you here? Four weeks. Three weeks, nigga!

Four. Four fucking weeks. Four fucking weeks. We didn't know how he was going to edit this shit. Then he want to come back and say, I'm funny. Yo. Yo. This is what I'm fucking talking about. What the fuck is so funny about me?

What the fuck is so funny about me? Why? Because I fucking let my hair grow out? So people can finally, so people can finally go close up. Nigga, go close. Let you know I ain't scared. I ain't scared. You close? You got the weight, should I bring it?

What should I do? How many, y'all see it? What the fuck is so funny about me? What the fuck is so funny about me? I talked to Idris Elba and motherfucking The RZA in the same fucking week. Talked to Idris Elba and motherfucking Derriza in the same fucking week. That's awesome.

And I had a great conversation with Derriza because of funny guy over there. I didn't even know. I was so excited about the last podcast. I was so excited about the last podcast. For some reason, the last podcast, Get Right or Die Trying, for some reason, for some reason, that episode just felt amazing. Like, we've done a lot of episodes. Jerry's been a part of a lot of them, the whole brand of it. But this episode,

it just felt like it just came together. And I was talking to one of my friends about it. He always called for it. He's been a day one podcast. He was like, yo, man, that motherfucking RZA beat came in at the end after Get Right. He said, man, I just wanted to just pound the fucking wall. It's so good. Like on some Smells Like Teen Spirit shit. And I was amped like shit when he was like, just, like, like on some like, uh, uh, smells like teen spirit shit.

Right. And I was amped like shit when he was like, just man, just, and I was like, yeah. He said, man, I said that, I said, that shit got such a, I said, if I say that shit feel sort of Wu tang is he said, nigga, the RZA did the beat. You don't get no more Wu tang. Yeah. Yeah. Like, like, like you don't get no more Wu-Tang. The Wu-Tang-ish. Yeah, yeah, like you don't get no more Wu-Tang than the RZA give you a beat. And I was amped about it.

I was amped about this conversation. And the day before, Darius said, he told me about RZA started this new thing. It's called Cinema Something, where you watch an old movie, right? You watch an old movie with, you watch it with RZA and then he comments on it. And I had just was introduced to it

because Derry introduced me to it. And when I spoke to RZA, he was like, yo, I'm doing this thing, this movie thing, blah, blah, bong, bong. First off, I ruined RZA's phone call. Of course you did. I don't think he said anything. I really don't.

And I didn't realize he didn't say a lot. I'm telling you the truth. This is how I know I'm an interrupter. I'm telling you the truth. I am not lying. I didn't know. I did not know what he was talking to me about until I got off the phone. I talked to him. As soon as he answered the phone, I didn't think the n until I got off the phone.

I talked to him. As soon as he answered the phone, I didn't think the niggas would answer the phone. He said, bong, bong. I said, man, that motherfucking beat is so goddamn fire, man. I know we ain't really talked since that. I said, but that beat, I said, people are feeling that beat. I said, that motherfucking beat made me feel like I want to jump off a building, not to kill myself,

but because I believe I can fly. That beat made me feel like Popeye when he eat a bowl of, like when he eat some spinach, you know what I'm saying? I said, that beat is so solid. I said, it's so theatrical. It's so like, dun, da, da, da, da. I was like, it's so like, I just want to, I just want to just go nuts over this motherfucking beat, right?

And I said, and this is what I said on the phone. I said, what that beat means to me is like it validates my podcast and it validates your character because you said you was going to do it and you fucking did it he came through you know i'm saying like like i'm like that's just that's a test of your character real time he said bong bong right and then he said yo if every man if you know him he's like yo yo yo yo right something he was like yo like every man like yo it's real like that's why I interrupted it can take too long

to say something right he was like if everybody felt like that you know I'm saying the world be in a different place and that's the truth if you say you're gonna do something do it fucking do it. Fucking do it. You know, I was so excited about that. I think I might even,

I think I might buy some people tickets. I think this is the second week. Is this the second week of it? Oh yeah, that's dope. Yeah. The second week of it, I think I might buy some tickets. As of right this second,

it starts tomorrow. But you know, by the time this comes out, it'll be the second week of it. Good. You know what I'm saying? I tried to soak that observation in. I'm like this, white people always got information, right?

I'm like, but how much information do I want to get for this motherfucker? Shaolin versus Wu-Tang. But you, the thing about it is, when I was talking about you, you didn't want to be around us because things got disrupted. Right, Derrick? I didn't want to be around you because why?

Because things were disrupted. How we normally work was disrupted. Oh, yeah, for sure. Right? Yeah. The whole flow is, everything's been disrupted, yeah. All over? How you been dealing with it? Oh, I've just been chilling, yeah, for sure. Right? Yeah, the whole flow is everything's been disrupted, yeah. All over? How you been dealing with it?

Oh, I just been chilling, cooking, watching a lot of. Nigga, you don't eat shit. What the fuck you cooking? What you cooking? You can't cook lettuce. What are you cooking? I've been on the bread kick, lots of vegetarian stuff, soups.

Do you make bread? Yeah, I make bread. You do make bread? Yeah, I've been a bread guy. You know how to make bread? Yeah, man, I was a pizza chef. You know how to make bread? Yeah, man. I was a pizza chef. Yo, see what you know somebody but don't know them?

You know what I'm saying? Like, why we ain't never have no bread up here? Right, or pizza. You know I like pizza. I got you. Yo, guide me. This episode 21, nigga. We didn't even know you make bread.

You got the little brown crust on it. You put the steam pan on it. Yeah. Got a pizza stone in my oven. Wow. Yo, man, it's because we black, bro. That's the most racist shit I've ever heard in my life. No, it's the exact opposite.

I feel weird. I feel weird bringing people bread. I think that'd be weird. What? Yeah, I just feel like, I don't know. It's just kind of, oh, here's some bread I made. That's great. Real bread motherfuckers, they do that.

That is. I'm a real, I mean, I guess I'm not a real bread motherfucker because I don't. I got a real person, I hope she answers the phone. I just make bread sometimes. Can you make some for the next time? Yeah, definitely. We would love that.

I don't want his bread, this bread ain't got tested. Is your bread tested for corona? Well, if he's free, then the bread's going to be Corona free. But see, that's the thing. That's how they trick you. You're negative one day to the next day. You could possibly get roaned up. That's true.

And that's the important part about it. It's important to know your status. But more important than knowing your status, knowing how to fucking move. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Well, you said clearly you've been doing everything right. So... Yeah, but now I don't think I did.

You know what? I have been doing everything right. I've been doing everything right in the sense of all I can do. Right. Without going crazy. You know what I'm saying? I ain't been in nobody's house. I ain't going like... Okay, maybe one. No, no, what I'm saying is I haven't been on no, ain't no clubs open, nigga, I ain't gonna know until they open them clubs.

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You know what I'm saying? Okay, coming up with ideas, out ideas executing it putting the right team together i've been really like i switched my whole from like road rat stand-up comedy uh road rat stand-up comedian to straight up uh entrepreneur you know what i'm saying like not one time did i um not one time since we've been quarantined or whatever people been doing, everybody ain't been in the house like they say they been in the house. Niggas been dipping out. Niggas be going to the car.

I stay in the car. Every time I call y'all niggas, I'm in the car. So much, y'all say, y'all can hear when I'm in the office. You know? Yeah. Like, I've been getting up early. But with this show, I just feel so good about it now. I know I lost a lot of money this summer.

I lost a lot of money this summer. And not one time did I bitch about it. Y'all know, we've talked. Not one time. Everybody in this room, not one time did anybody, you bitched about it. You was nervousall know we've talked yeah not one time everybody in this room not one time to anybody you bitched about it he was nervous and you were scared of everything this thing was scared of everything son this scared yo this was scared of everything why that was going yo he was like all i kept on trying to tell and and i'm not trying i'm not

coming i hope you'll take a look all i kept on trying to tell, and I'm not trying, I'm not coming down. I hope you'll take a look. All I kept on trying to do, this is the only thing we can do for anybody, is to try to, one, to calm them down, or talk about the brighter side, the other what if. You know what I'm saying? So many people, and that's what this, so many people focus on all the negative. Did you hear this?

Did you hear this? Did you hear this? Everybody focus on that. When there's another thing you can focus on too, there is some positive of this. There's a lot of people just like yourself, one of my closest friends that I travel with, he had a situation where he had to enter, but it's a lot of those situations. It's not just like, huh. You know? I'm just, I'm just a few months away from not being able to pay rent. That's just the reality.

I'm not, like, afraid. Okay, and here's my... It's just the reality. And then the reality of... That is the reality if you continue to think about that. And this is what I was saying. I was hoping Sarah would pick up. Disruptive strategy.

Disruptive strategy, you know, is when you know, like, you used to live in a certain way. You got a certain lifestyle. Everything is good. This is your system and everything. And something happens where it's just disrupted. It just changes. Yeah, pivot.

It's like, what the fuck are you going to do now? And that's when grit comes in. That's when a positive attitude comes in. That's when a lot of things come in. And that's when a lot of failure comes in, too. Because motherfuckers can get disrupted, and then next thing you know, they're like, oh, I'm all fucked up.

Yeah. Or you can fucking figure it out. And it's so easy. Everybody say, that's easy for you to say. What is easy to say? That you're going to try something different? You got to think different? Like I said, I lost a lot of money this summer.

And to be quite honest, I'm sitting here in front of all of y'all and America as an unemployed comedian. I'm an unemployed comedian. I'm completely unemployed. But now, oh, fuck that. Not only that, he's a soon to be, the unemployed comedian is soon to be Candle Mogul.

Nigga, I'll be a mogul on anything mogul and shit, son. That's what you gotta do. Candle Mogul. You know what I'm saying? The all-star podcaster. Nigga just gotta get a different name now. And with a different name, you get a different hustle.

I know people sick of me talking about the candle. I don't know if they're sick of me talking about it, but I know you're getting a lot of black ash. Well, you got to promote your product. You got to promote your product. But not only are only promoting the product, you have to, like, I really love this product. And believe in it, yeah. I love this product for so many reasons.

I burn it every night. You better burn my black ass every night. I'm going to make a phone call. And, like like I love this product for so many reasons. For one, it shows being able to

it shows being able to you know what? Should I feel disrespected when nobody answers my call? Hello? Oh. Hey, Rita. Hey. Yes.

This is Donnell. I know. Oh, my God. Is that disrespect? Was that like a, I don't know. That was so formal. That was so formal. So I'm not formal?

No. No, not usually. But, you know, you're welcome to be for this phone call if you'd like. OK. OK. So I'm not formal. How would I normally start that sentence off?

Let's see. I guess I normally would say, hey, Donnell. So I think I did kick off the formality by saying hello. But afterwards, you probably just get going and, you know, hey, good morning. Good morning. So I was thinking. OK, this is what you want to ask.

This is what you asked. The question you asked, you said, this is so honest. You say, what do I do every day? This is what I do every day. Rita is on the phone. Rita is responsible. Rita has a very successful candle company called Telly, right? And like, I didn't even know motherfuckers

had candle companies. I didn't know that. She got a very successful candle company and she and I and Julius on a journey to try to change the candle, not change the candle industry. What did we say? Get niggas to buy candles?

Was that what it was? No. Disrupt the candle. No, no. Disruptive strategy, right? industry what did we say get to buy candles was that what it was disrupt the kid no no disruptive strategy right part of my disruptive strategy disruptive strategy julius was like this okay man can i julius can i be real real yo so we like with building this whole thing up like we always need need positive women in our life to help us in our dreams, in our accomplishments period. You need women to help you in all facets of this. You need some bad bitches, right?

But you say that word and people get upset, right? So we was like, me and Julie's like this, oh shit, we got a t-shirt bitch. You know what I'm saying? Like. Oh God. No, no, listen, a t-shirt bitch. You know what I'm saying? Like. Oh god. No, no, listen. Just don't disrespect me.

Oh lord. No, listen. We didn't have all type. There's nothing sexual in there. This is all on the business side. We didn't have all type. But we got a sign language bitch. Right?

We got like, then when he was talking about candles, I was like, we ain't got no candle bitch, do we? Right? He said, son. Where's your vendor so she can correct you and say lady? Yes, woman. Queen. Where is she?

Say, go ahead and correct. Go ahead and correct, yes. No, I was talking to my mans. That's how we was talking to each other. I'm right here, though, Rita. I know. Y'all pick it up. That's how we was talking.

Yo, Julius, feel me? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? We was like, yo. I'm here shaking my head. Yo, yo, we're just men talking right here, feel me? We was like, yo, you got what I'm saying? We was like, yo. I'm here shaking my head. We was like, yo, yo, word. This is me talking right here, feel me? We was like, yo, you got a candle, bitch? You said, yo, son, I got a candle. I said, word, nigga.

That's what I said, right? He said, we should get a candle. And I'm like, man, I don't want, this is a true story. I'm like, I don't want to fucking sell no punk ass candle. I'm a gangster, right? And then I heard that Gwyneth Paltrow, she had a candle. She sold her candle, and it was just her pussy for $300. That's when I had the idea, nigga, let's go.

Let's get some candles going, right? Right. So Julius had to be, because he already knew your business. So Julius probably had this going on, but I know I got introduced in some kind of way. And we decided we do want to get a candle. But we, I don't know how to start a candle off. I don't know how to smell.

Like, I ain't know, I know I can smell some good weed. I'd be like this, oh, that's a motherfucking Hawaiian skunk right there. But I can't smell a candle. If it ain't clean cotton, I don't know this shit. Right? So you got us a candle, bitch. Right?

And we love you, you know, lady. Yes, queen. A queen. And she sent me, how many samples did you send me originally? It was a lot of them. I mean, I don't know, a couple boxes worth, right? A couple boxes.

A couple boxes. Julie came, when he said I got the candle, son. I was like, man, this candle bitch fast as shit. We got labeling and shipping and everything, right? He gave me two boxes of candles. This is a true story. That's why I'm excited about it, right?

He just dropped it. Yo, I got the candle. I'm like, oh, I'm telling Javante, you know, candles just dropped. Like Jordan came out Friday, candles dropped. So I thought it was going to be the candle but I opened it it was all these flavors of candles I'm looking I'm like where our candle right but but you had you had already had an idea of it and you had all this like amber this

everything was labeled and everything and I people don't believe it I smelled every one of those candles everyone I believe it everyone listen listen every one of those candles. Oh, I believe it. Listen, Rita. Every one of those candles I smell. And everyone, first off, all of your candles are dope. There's not a bad candle in there. Thank you, Donna. That's 100%, for real.

All of them are dope, but it just didn't get me what I thought the smell was to be or whatever. And then Julia's like, what about because, you know, black ice? I joked about it. But I was like, oh, man. I don't want motherfuckers to think it's that. But it's just something about those notes that was hitting me.

Yeah. And you, yo, it felt like it. Oh, damn, I interrupted the candle lady. I said, lady. I'm sorry. I think from talking to you, I think from talking to you, I interrupted the candle lady. Mm-hmm. See, look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I think I'm talking to you. I think I'm talking to you. I'm getting bad at it.

I'm sorry. Yeah, you're interrupting too. You know, but we went back, and then we got the smell. We got the smell we wanted. Right. Everybody was happy with it. Then we got the graphics. We got everything going.

How long was that process? How long was that process? How long was that process? Oh, it took, I mean, you know, Julius was talking to me about it before you actually got your hands on the candles. So for me, the process, before you actually had the candles in your hand, the process for Julius and I was, you know,

at least a couple weeks prior. So I think that we spent a good, you know, a few weeks making sure that the right scent came to you. And then you spent some time making sure you chose the one that, you know, kind of represented the brand you were going for. So what if that's like in the wine business, a person like that would be a Samanier. Is there a person like that in the essential oil candle

business? Like, is there a profession? Like, is there a professional nose? You've got, you know, fragrance chores. You've got these fragrance chores. Wait. Wait, wait. Yo, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait, no, because let me make sure I can spell that before you start asking me questions. What? Yo, fuck that. Yo, Google Fragranture. A Fragranture. Yo, a Fragranture sounds like a fancy way to say a code head.

You know, I mean, they know how to blend. They know how to take the scents. And they know what top notes are, middle notes, base notes. You know, these are all, when you pick something up and you smell it, or when you get these Tom Ford scents and these, you know, all of these really well put together scents, you pick it up, you smell it, and you're like, that smells nice. But there's a lot that goes into making sure that the oils are compatible,

that they actually, that one isn't competing with the other. You know, there's a lot that goes into making sure that the oils are compatible that they actually that one isn't competing with the other you know there's there's a lot that goes into it and there's people that spend like this is all they do i know are you afraid of entourage no i will not claim to be however however i am um very very um when it when it comes to combining sense I am when I'm making candles there's a lot that goes into choosing the right blends. And, you know, and I like to, there's people that, you know, I like to kind of call up sometimes and say, hey, how do you think this scent would go with this scent? Or how do you think this would blend with this? So there's a lot of testing.

There's a lot of trial and error before you get it in your hands. So it took, this is what I'm trying to explain to people. This was a fucking process. It was. Like I had to send it back to the fucking lab. I got to introduce a spice I didn't know about. You know what I'm saying? What's a manly spice? Bergamot?

Is it called a spice, Rita? No, it's called a note. A bergamot note. It's an oil. Bergamot. Bergamot's the oil, right? Real men, right? Gays don't like bergamot, do they? Do gays like bergamot note. Bergamot. What else? Bergamot's the oil, right? Real men, right? Gays don't like bergamot, do they?

Do gays like bergamot? I think everybody likes bergamot. I think everyone is born liking bergamot. Does something happen in their life where they stray away from bergamot, right? No, bergamot is one of those citrusy smells. I think citrus is pretty neutral. So what's the gayest smelling out? What's the gayest spice?

Go ahead. You can tell me. I don't know that I qualify to answer that question. You qualify to answer this question. You know good people. I guess, you know. You know people. What's the gayest?

If you had to think about a spice that was gay in my black ash candle, what's the gayest? I know what it is. What's the gayest spice we got in our candle in our candle yes like in black ash and you trying to buy time you're trying to buy you want me to say it i'm trying to i'm trying to decipher this question the gayest spice in our camp candle and the gayest sound is ambergris. Ambergris.

Ambergris. Listen, Rita, where was y'all at? We was down the street with ambergris. They stupid. You're stupid. Ambergris. That doesn't sound gay, Rita. No.

Okay. I mean, when you say it, kind of like, you know, that, but no, not to me. Ambergris. Wait a minute, hold on. That one don't say, okay, what is it going to take, Rita? Listen. I mean, ambergris. Ambergris. I mean, if you're asking me which oils have the most syllables, I guess.

Syllables, yeah. There you go. There you go. Burgumot. Burgumot. So you just named those two right there. Bergamot. Ambergris and Bergamot.

Bergamot. Yo, I just, I wanted to call you because I know you're 30 and I wanted people to know that there was a real professional voice behind this product and it was a real, like, company behind this product. And it's a real product. It's not a joke. Of course. It's real.

It's a real product. And's not a joke. Of course. It's real. It's a real product. And we done ding, boy. I like when them dings come on, boy. I feel like a fan's only page. Only fans. Only fans. When we get a hit for a candle, I'm like, ding. Oh, bitch.

Somebody got the hamburgers. There's literally a ding going on. I'm like lit. But when you say it's lit, I was like, oh, they go out. Every time I go, bing, oh, Bergamot. Bergamot. And you know, sandalwood, Bergamot. Yo, I get excited.

Look at you learning all your oils. I know. But this is, no, no, don't try to be all professional, OK? Because see, certain people talk to me a certain way. They know I'm not versed in a lot of things, right? So they try to explain their expertise. No one is going to go over my fucking head like David Derry over here.

Whatever. OK, but listen. No, no, no, listen, listen, listen. Listen, so Rita tell me one time, I was talking about hamburgers. I'm like, what the fuck is this hamburger shit? Oh, god. I didn't say that.

I said, what the fuck is this hamburger shit? And you, and what did you tell me? Oh, god, she's going to tell the story. Oh, God, God can't help you, Rita. God can't help you right now. All right, we're talking about God. You love God. I love God.

I've been praying. I've been asking baby Jesus not to let you tell this story where anyone else can hear it. Okay, Rita, guess what? I'll fall back, okay? Ladies and gentlemen, y'all didn't know her, but she was making a name for herself. She has a company called Tell It.

That means we get lit and we tell it, bitch! First person that told me about notes like amber gives a bergamot in them. she's going to explain the story oh my god oh god you think that's bad wait till you hear this that's right ladies and gentlemen you didn't think that i could turn a regular conversation to a person with a person into a commercial but god damn i do whatever the fuck i want you know why because this is called the don aaron shell i was a little strange at the beginning. I didn't know what I was doing I was happy to be in a building and we're six feet half the niggas in here are Kofi free The other ones are being careful, but right now I took this girl. I talked to this lady ladies gentlemen I talked to her every morning at five o'clock Pacific. That's eight o'clock

I wake up and say bitch. Did we sell any candles? And she said motherfucker we got another one and she said donald i wasn't fully good yesterday because we didn't sell a candle i said rita chill we've been trying the next day she says donnell feel a little better i got those goddamn things you know what i said to rita i didn't say it but that's how i felt this is how he hears me and this is how black ash was started with an ingredient that most niggas didn't even know what it was

Ambergris oh my god the name of her company is Tell It so guess what guys I'm gonna let her tell it and tell me the story of where you told me Ambergris

came from let Let's go. All right. Can I go now? That was such an intro. You know what? You took too long. When I get quiet, it's time to go. Man, I got to do another goddamn shameless plug.

This lady coming up, she was responsible. And she said, I do a lot of private labels, Donnell. But you know what? I'm in touch with this label because I'm part of the creative and we're going to make it work. And everybody in the country is going to want to smell your black ash. Here it goes. All right.

This is a story of how the ingredients came together for black ash. Let's start with the most controversial ingredient, ambergris. First of all, I had no idea what ambergris was, to be perfectly honest. That's not the story, Rita. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you.

I'm going to get to it. I feel like I need to explain myself just a little. I know you need to explain yourself, but guess what? It is 59 minutes into this podcast. We normally go an hour, so what we're trying to say is get to the fucking chase. Basically, I didn't know what ambergris was other than the fact that it's used in many high fragrance or top fragrances, and it was a new ingredient. What I didn't know Rita. Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita,

Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, Rita, we know you are a respected woman in your community, Rita. You know this, that's not the conversation we have. Why don't you, why don't you. Why don't you tell the story then? This is the part I've been goddamn waiting for. The truth behind Ambergris and Black Ash and why Donnell didn't know about it,

but at the same time he got excited about it. Here's the story from Donnell. So Rita told me Ambergris is worm sperm. That's what you told me. No. Rita, Rita, you said Rita. Rita. Rita.

What noise is this? Hold on. All right. Hold on. Let me get that noise out of here. Rita, you told me you said it was, Rita, this is what you told me. You said it was whale sperm. You said it was whale sperm.

You said it was whale sperm. And I was like this, okay, how do you know it's whale sperm? And my next question was like, who does, how does anybody know it's well-spurred? Like who took the first picture of a whale skeeting and said that, oh my God, when niggas smell this shit, they gonna be like. YouTube is well-spurred. This is well spurned. Listen Rita, and then you told me it was well spurned and I was like, I was intrigued by it

because I knew I was about to do Joe Rogan. Oh yes you were. I was like, I was like this well spurned, like well spurned. And I was like, oh shit. I know Joe Rogan know a lot of shit, right? I said, but I know this nigga ain't gonna know nothing about well spurned. And the look on Joe Rogan face a lot of shit, right? I said, but I know this nigga ain't gonna know nothing about whale sperm.

And the look on Joe Rogan's face when I stuck him with, he looked like, like what it was, right? And then Rita come back and said, wait a minute, Donnell, before, cause I said, give me more, I need more for Rogan, right? I told her. She was, I was like, I need more research cause I don't research shit, right?

I'm like, Rita, I need more research. It didn't, comes back. Then Rita, hold on, wait a minute, let me figure it out. And then I researched, right? No, wait, wait, I need more research. It didn't. Comes back. Then, Rita, hold on, wait a minute. And then I researched, right? No, wait, wait, wait, Rita. I did my due diligence. Wait, Rita, we love you. Hold on. Okay, wait a minute. Nope, we'll never give you that,

Rita, hold on. I'm rich, bitch! After these candles, but hold on. Nope, wait a minute, Rita, sorry. Nope, not that one. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Nope, wait a minute, Rita, sorry. Nope, not that one. Hold on. Oh my god. Hold on, hold on. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit. It's going. What I'm saying is, you told me that it was well-spurned. So my question was, how the fuck does this skeet where it's so valuable? Then you came back and said, Don Hill, there's a mistake. And you said, it's not

well sperm. It's the byproduct, am I correct, Rita? You're absolutely correct. Byproduct of a sperm well, because everybody wants to know where the nut comes from. Yo, nobody like it. You were disappointed at that point.

No, listen, I wanted to know where the nut. You kept calling it sperm. You were so disappointed, too. I was like, I ain't going to be in a salad can with a whale nut. I was like, we got to rename the nut something, right? Oh, my God. But listen, we got to rename the nut song, right? She said, no. Oh, my god. I'm like, I was so, but listen, this is a true story.

So once I found out that ambergris wasn't well nut, right, I knew Roe didn't know it wasn't. I was like, she was telling me what it really was. I was like, I'm just, I'm still laughing. It's well nut. It's better. But ambergris is the smell. And every day, you ask what I do?

Every day I wake up and I think about the Donnie and Rollins show. Every day I wake up, I think about this podcast. And every day I think about selling that motherfucking candle. And I'm going to explain why. That candle in this podcast, why it means the most to me. Because I was lucky enough to get a group of people. This is part of a disruptive strategy, change the whole game,

getting a different team, doing some different shit. I was lucky enough to find a group of people to think like I think, dream like I dream, that wanna be funny like I wanna be funny, wanna change, wanna do something, but more importantly, wanna be around some dope ass energy. Like, everybody that we fuck with is dope.

Like, even when I met you, Rita, I was like, we hadn't met. And Julius is like, do you want to talk to her? I was like, no, I don't need to talk to her. It's not my time. I need to see paperwork and stuff like that, right? And then I didn't know you was going to be a cool candle bitch, right? I did not know that.

Queen. Queen! I did not know that. Queen! Queen! I did not know that. Thank you, Javanta. You're welcome. But the reason why part of me knew it because he's such a dope dude. I'm like, dope people hang with other dope people.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's automatic. David Dury, he was Corona skid for a while. We didn't think this nigga was going to come back. Javanta, fucking bearded humor uh podcast pod clips helps me out with this podcast oh jesus i've been going in on charlamagne forever i got so many goddamn fighting styles yo like i got animation aaron fire fucking uh what's that

mad called um fake mess oh yeah you know what i'm! You know what I'm saying? Pop, pop, pop! You know what I'm saying? It's like, how can we, how are we not going to win? That's how I feel, you know? And the thing about it is like, the thing about it, with everybody I fuck with, we all believe that we can come together and make a dope ass motherfucking product.

Whether that be a fucking candle, whether it be a short film, whatever it fucking is going to be, it's going to be our shit. It's going to be our shit. Geranta Roberts, it's going to be our shit. David, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know everything, dearie. It's going to be part of your white shit. David, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know everything, dearie.

It's going to be part of your what? Shit. If you try to talk, are you going to try to talk? Are you going to fucking try to talk? Because you know I got the... That's right, David. I can leave you with a commercial. Don't want to do that. Back to this.

We got Julius in the building. Julius. This is why we're going to win this. We got Julius in the building. Julius. This is why we're going to win. We got Odesus in the building. Follow him. He makes six figures. He doesn't want the money. He wants to be verified.

Odesus, we got Tell it in the building who else we got in the building bearded human in the building somebody cut his mic off we got wait a minute wait a minute, wait a fucking minute. We got Get Right in the fucking building. Rita, Rita, thank you for everything that you do to get America to smell my black ash. Thank you for letting me. And we're going to kill it.

Let's go get them dings. Yes. Yes. Ding, ding, ding. Ding. Love you. I'll talk to you at 5 o'clock in the morning. I can't wait.

I'll be ready. Okay, thank you. Oh, man. She's great. Man, you know what. Oh, man. She's great. You know what? You know what? Yo, really, I mean, that conversation was honest, son.

I didn't mean bitch in a bad way. I meant like, goddammit, where did you put that, Julius, where you put that get right, Jonah? The real, the whole jump. You know that. You know I'm talk about the thing you made me where is it do i gotta switch on something hey javanta say something you ain't even talk i was listening to you just go ahead talk about something you want to talk about how you you feel? I'm feeling good. I feel good.

I appreciate you bigging up the team. I think we have solid, solid people here. And I love all of you guys. And I'm excited to be here. Oh, man. Are you scared of this goddamn bee? Am I scared of the bee? Yeah.

I think, no. I'm not around. I'm not outside like that. Nigga, you what? What you mean? You outside everything? I'm not outside like that. Nigga, what you mean you're outside? I'm not outside like that. Hey, yo, could people stop talking about they ain't outside? Stop playing.

Look, I go to Ralph's. I come home. I may go to the park. I may go read a book. Why is everybody upset? Why is everybody upset? Where we going? No, why is everybody upset about going out?

Go out. Be careful. Where we going to? Nothing's open opened. I know where am I going? down the street Where where we going? Where do you go? If it's not at the grocery store, where do you go? Okay, you are Man let me tell you something man My man get Right gets it. Get Right gets it.

I fell in love with Get Right, pause, no homo, no Charlamagne, because this dude comes to me out of nowhere. When I least expect it, when sometimes I'm not feeling too good. The other day I wasn't feeling good. A couple of y'all know I wasn't feeling good. Didn't know if I was going to see Get Right again. This is a true story. Didn't know I was going to see Get Right again.

I'm like, fuck it. We had already produced this episode. It was ready to be uploaded, supposed to come out on Tuesday. We don't have Get Rolled, which is going to be some people like, damn, what happened to Get Right? I just didn't see him. And I was like, fuck it. Whenever I see him, it's like my mind and my body

think different. My mind and my heart think different. You know what I'm saying? My mind thinks like, this might be the last time I'll see him. But my heart says, I'm going to see him again. And I had said, I don't know, this might be the time I don't see him again. So I'm going to this parking lot that I travel.

And I'm looking to make a left turn. Right? I make a left turn. I'm on the phone speaking. I'm breaking all type of laws. I'm making a left turn, talking on the goddamn phone, and somebody hit my window. Boom, boom, boom! I said, who the fuck? I turned around and said, motherfucking get right! Damn, came through. Yo, I was like this.

I know a lot of times I abuse look at God, but I was like, look at God! And he made me feel good, man. He made me feel good. And I was stressed out that morning. And when I saw him, when I talked to him for the short period of time, it was seven minutes. That's a social distance limit.

I ain't gonna be talking to Get Right for a whole hour. Right? And I left him and I felt good. And I felt good. And I was like, what did this motherfucker represent? He's a black, he's my black angel. But when I see him, I always see him doing some type of exercise or something.

So what he represents is get right. You know, Covey, get right. Your relationship fucked up, get right., get right. Your relationship fucked up, get right. Just get right. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Don L. Roller Show. It's going to come to an end. I want to thank everybody again. Javanta, you didn't really say too much today.

They're going to talk shit about that, but I know you love you. When you don't get to talk a lot, we'll just keep that camera shot on you because we know you're a beautiful girl. Last week, she set out her cash app. She set out her cash app, and she made $12 fucking dollars. Yes, you know what? But she made it in her sleep. Let's create that passive income.

Let's remember that we're here to challenge, disrupt the strategy, and live, love, and laugh. This is Don Air Rollins. Take it away to another bomb. Let's go. Good night, everybody. and laugh this is donna rollins take it away to another bomb let's go good night everybody he's so funny man like he ain't got time to fuck with us man right he too serious he's too you can't be too serious but see like when you're too serious they think you're funny right they say he being funny right but you serious all the time you said that's how i am i'm i'm funny i'm

serious with a funny undertone yeah yeah there you go you said like you asked a question but you knew that all the time yes and you said you put it in perspective just the way it's supposed to go you know like you so serious and you so seriously gonna come back cause you don't bow down and like uh kiss their ass that's all we don't do that hell he trying to be funny right i am funny yeah they say he tried to be funny yo you're right yeah they say he tried to be funny you think i'm trying to be funny like look here i'm still laughing at your ass like sitting right there think you got something coming yeah it's funny that that's. That's when I started laughing. Hey, yo, get right.

When I tell you my last episode, I'm going to show it to you. These motherfuckers went crazy over you, bro. Yo, they say, I'm going to tell you. They say, man, yo, get right, getting right. And when you did the push-ups, they went crazy, bro. Hey, look here. Like, I went to the gym.

I asked Ali to train. I saw him standing there. He was standing there all of, bro. Hey, look here. Like, I went to the gym. Look, look. I asked Ali to train. I saw him standing up. He was standing up. It was something less than one minute. First round, one minute, and I'm into the first round. Ali was standing up. Let me see how he was standing. He was standing up.

How was Ali standing? Ali was standing like this here. Uh-huh. He was standing like this. Uh-huh. Looking down on you. Right. Don't get up, boy, because Walker, like you're going back down.

Ha! You lay down. And I'll at least do it over like a Jolly Green John. Right. He got paid for that one right there. Yes. You know, that's what took him to fame right there. The Jolly Green John.

When I say Jolly, he was happy. When I say Green, he got paid. A John, a legend. I'm the king. Jolly Green John. Three cinnamon pills. Back and back a legend. Charlie Green, John, three cinnamon pills. Back to back to back. And all of them tie in one behind the other. Right on time.

Bang. Charlie Green, John. Love you, bro. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you.

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I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. I told you. Ha ha. Y'all know what it is. Ain't nothing changed. Ain't nothing changed. Ain't nothing changed. Same day, same show. Ain't nothing changed.

Guns on y'all. Ain't nothing changed. Get right. Why they call you get right yeah i love you bro get it right Thank you.