Donnell - I know a place! Ain't nobody frownin'

Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm about to go to Yellow Springs. That makes me feel better than running to my man. What's going on this morning? I'm up here trying to keep it right. I don't got it right. I'm trying to keep it right, get it better though. But look, they tried to say the man ain't good enough for the town. The town ain't good enough for the man.

Starting point is 00:00:19 I don't know which one to go, but I'm standing like how I stand. And if they want to put it on the floor like come on come on let's go you know like we're trying to put something together you know change this flow a little bit and you know in order to change it you got to move a few pieces around but once you find like the source of whatever you know you're trying to get come up with the game plan and you're playing this to get to the finish line and you got to move some pieces out the way to get look we want to get to the finish line we want to get you from to the finish line. You got to move some pieces out of the way. Look, we want to get to the finish line. We want to get you to the finish line, but we got to start somewhere.

Starting point is 00:00:48 On YouTube, we did a GoFund, and it raised $1,450. Right? Right. I have the cash. I don't think the permanent solution is giving it all up right now. What I want to do is,

Starting point is 00:01:02 because I want the people to know that I ain't out here. I'm not out here around right and it's not all about this but i got money for it and it's not here you go that's what's that one two that's two right yeah 250250. And I got your money. Okay. I'm going to keep your money. Not keep your money, but I'm going to Ohio.

Starting point is 00:01:31 And it's going to make me feel good if you check in with my man at the improv. Okay. And you let, I just want weekly to check in with him. That way I know you're all right. Right. To hit you off with something. And then when I come back, we're going to work on a bigger plan.

Starting point is 00:01:47 For right now, I want you to have some money in your pocket. I want you to be able to move around and do what you got to do until we get at a big place. Again, that money is not a lot of money. It's going to just hold you down for now. And we're going to make some moves

Starting point is 00:02:00 to try to get everything right. Okay, man. Okay, like my sister, right? Okay, I'm going somewhere sister right okay i'm going somewhere this morning i'm going somewhere this morning and i'm going to go get some some pieces i got to go put you know and i'm going to go do this right here like they're going to like come out those or some but like i'm going to go do something and like that for my sister right you know like i'm gonna have some kind of way i'm gonna contact it myself right and find out like I need to find out how much a bus ticket cost me that I'm going to you already got that

Starting point is 00:02:29 okay well I'm gonna shoot me I'm gonna shoot the Vegas first right go to Vegas now don't fuck with them bitches in Vegas right yeah all right okay I got that nah you ain't gonna yo don't get stuck up in Vegas, man. Don't get stuck, why you say that? Why you going to Vegas? How the fuck you gonna go to Mississippi? Vegas didn't Mississippi, you ain't even making out of Vegas. I wanna be like a basketball, I wanna bounce around like shoot some hoops, man.

Starting point is 00:02:56 I might go get me a loop or some shit, got a loop in there. Uh huh, that's what I did. Uh oh, get right. I'm going to DMV. Right. Yeah, they took my waffle stick i'm gonna go buy a walking stick we're gonna get you a walking i'm gonna go buy a walking stick and walk straight to dmv and get me an id you gotta get your id and i'm gonna cut i got your sister number okay i'm gonna get in touch with sister i'm gonna check it out but it i told you the

Starting point is 00:03:20 times to go to here i told you times i told you who will help you with anything you need you need to get in touch with me or whatever but we got you i'm gonna be gone for a minute but i'm coming back all right god damn look at this jump running up here oh man they be doing this like this here all day long man they shouldn't spears down here like you know but my pops man she ran away yeah but like that's what they do they see see me down here. This man stay there. Look, man, she's popping like corn, man. She's popping like corn. She's sweating, son. She don't need no moisturizer.

Starting point is 00:03:49 No, she got it all in a, what they call it? What? Melon, man. Melon. Yeah, she got melon. I ain't talking about no wood to water. The real melon. She got the real melon.

Starting point is 00:03:58 This must have come to buy. Okay. So, you know, I've been checking on you every day since I've been home. I'm leaving today. I'll be back in four weeks. Okay. But I told you, you know where to go to get help. Whatever you need is there.

Starting point is 00:04:13 And just check in. Check in every week for me. Okay. And his name is? Ricardo. Ricardo. And I told you the other day, you said, I saw me thinking about you. And you said, when you think about me, you said, just look into the sky and what I'm going to see.

Starting point is 00:04:29 North star. North star. Look north. Look north. Yeah. Look north. And my north is seeing you and you shine. A cloud.

Starting point is 00:04:41 A cloud. A cloud. They're trying to do that cloud industry. Oh, that's what they doing, like, see. That lady in the store. Yeah. Yeah, she came out, she saw it, and they be smiling at it. He's making noise.

Starting point is 00:04:56 I'm gonna walk back down my car around here. Alright. But look, man, I love you, man. I appreciate you. We gonna get with your sister. We gonna get you to Mississippi. And we gonna try Vegas. All right, all right. Hike, hike, hike. I'm trying not to interrupt you.

Starting point is 00:05:13 I'm trying not to interrupt you. Yo, the company that's keeping us safe. Yo, man. I'm trying not to interrupt you. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Starting point is 00:07:12 And these are fire I know the rule is You never talk with fruit in your mouth But this is the Donnie Rollins Show And I can do whatever the fuck I want Don't you hate when niggas eat something too hot and be like this That's how I do with plantain. I'm always But you greedy you do anything for it. It don't matter. I'm not greedy. I just like food what I

Starting point is 00:07:45 Think there's a difference between someone that's greedy and someone that just needs to eat and loves food. I love food. I'm a food connoisseur. So what is this person? A person, every time you call them, they're eating some shit. Like 7 o'clock. Who is that person? Who is that person?

Starting point is 00:07:57 You always call me when I'm eating. That's all day. That's all day. In the morning. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Hold morning. Uh-huh. Hold on. Uh-huh.

Starting point is 00:08:06 Mm-hmm. I can hear you ordering condiments and shit. You be mad. When does it stop? I'm not mad. When does it stop? It never stops. I'm just, I'm always hungry. You're greedy.

Starting point is 00:08:14 You're greedy. I just love food so much. You're greedy. Mm-mm. You're greedy. Mm-mm. I'm not gluttonous at all. I eat when I'm hungry.

Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm just always hungry. Have a... You're always hungry. Crazy. when I'm hungry. I'm just always hungry. You always hungry. Crazy. And from a couple episodes ago, people already know. If she's hungry, feed her. Because I know you don't like the comment section when they're not saying, hey, girl, or nothing like that. Oh, wait. We got to thank our sponsors.

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Starting point is 00:09:57 I don't know, I just thought about that. Nigga. I had no idea that you was trying, yo yo you know how fucked up it is somebody trying to uh watch porn in an area that has no fucking wife it was the worst experience ever it was the worst experience because you might get like say 30 seconds right you're like oh like, oh, shit. It did its shit, started buffering its shit. Yeah, and then you can't refresh it, and then you lose. It's the worst.

Starting point is 00:10:28 I know. Well, I don't know, but we're going to do something about that. I think we're going to do a fundraiser for the meal. We should. Save the meal and the weapon. Not save the meal. Get high-speed internet at the meal. They don't know how hard it was.

Starting point is 00:10:43 A lot of things goes on in the meal. I'm in Los Angeles for two days, maybe three, and I hate everything about it. Same. It feels blah. I didn't know that it would take me 26 years into my career

Starting point is 00:11:00 to realize that I'm a bona fide country boy. I house so much that I'm a bona fide country boy. I house so much that I'm a bona fide country boy. I went to Sunny Surplus today. Is that where you got the fit? Can you please tell us about this fit, Donnell? This is laboratory gear right here. I met with some friends. Whose lab were you in?

Starting point is 00:11:21 I was, you know what's so funny? I was in my lab. Oh, okay. Where you in I was you know, it's so funny. I was in my lab. Oh The lab that I will be creating the dopest male body cosmetic line in the history of male Body cosmetic line this when you're in a lab. Mm-hmm. This type of shit you with Cuz we be experimenting this shit, right?

Starting point is 00:11:48 See this because we be experimenting this shit right see this it's hard for me to put my river hat down you got a hole in your head done what you mean I got a hole in my head look go down look you got a hole in your head I can't see my head there you can't even wear a lab outfit right you got a hole in your head y'all should see this big ass hole in donnell's look i got a magnum i got a small joint in my head that's the bag oh my god that's how austin came out sir that's how she came out y'all women know about this shit y'all know about that shit that shit be fucking what is that called um crowning look look y'all know about that that should be what is that called um crowning look look y'all know be crowning like this i wish i could see this your head is extra shiny today you know why because i got my on did you oh you put the raw edge on there oh that's what's up they can't see him i describe how sexy i am right now so he just elbow go i would say he feels as though he's sexy feel as though you feel as though

Starting point is 00:12:51 what do you see i feel as though simple fact beer no it's not he feel as though what's going on right now with the safety goggles and all that eejus you look like yep oh yeah like a poor man's eidris that's what you look what's the fucking poor man's eidris that's get right nigga like no don't do get right like that no i'm not i'm saying i saw get right is a nice looking guy he is he's handsome he's very nice looking guy right paul's no homo but you i don't know why you had to say a poor man's Idris. So what is that? What does a poor man Idris look like? It's like the boof, that's the word, the boof or the bobo version of Idris.

Starting point is 00:13:34 So like the imitation, like wannabe Idris. So is that person attractive? In their own way. Yo, man, you can start with this in your own way. I already know my way of attractive. I wanted to be everybody way attractive. You keep on saying in your own way yo man you can start with this in your own way i already know my way of attractive i wanted to be everybody way of attractive you keep on saying in your own way i don't want to my handsomeness just to rely on what i feel anymore i want the world to know that i'm a fine motherfucker or plastic surgery probably i don't know donnell i don't know what you could do you so you're

Starting point is 00:14:03 telling well we can do your lace front wait do. So you're telling me. Well, we could do your lace front. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me I need plastic surgery? No, I said. Is that what you said? Do I look like plastic? Oh, shit. No, I don't promote that at all.

Starting point is 00:14:15 You're fine just the way you are. If I was a good plastic surgeon, what you think? What procedure? What procedure? I wouldn't want you any other way. I'm just kidding. Okay, fine. You're fine just the way you are.

Starting point is 00:14:23 That's what I've been trying to tell the streets. Mm mm-hmm and you asked me about my outfit but it's not outfit this was my uniform today mm-hmm you know that I've been working on a lotion line for a long time yeah now they're starting to come to a point where I'm wearing lab coats we had Angela on our podcast maybe three months ago yeah and we were talking about lotion the benefits of and everything y'all already know the benefits of me lotion with me nothing it's a really good uh no listen listen but now it's coming to the point where it's about to pop off and the reason why it's gonna is it gonna pop off because you know with any product you got to do like a test run try to uh see what the streets are saying every time i give somebody a little bit of the lotion they on fire erica badu

Starting point is 00:15:19 had the lotion and her her shoulder just got closer to her face. And she just kept rubbing her shoulder blade. And didn't have the nerve to ask me, is it edible? Oh, you should do an edible lotion. It is edible. It's all natural. Everything in it is natural. It's vegan. It's for vegan motherfuckers.

Starting point is 00:15:37 Yeah, I mean, I'm just not inclined to eat it. Like, I love the texture. I asked you to eat it, Gervonta. Okay, but I'm saying. No, no one asked you to eat it, Gervonta. No one asked you to eatanta okay but i'm saying no one actually no one asked you to eat it what i'm saying is not about javanta perhaps adding adding like fruits or something to another version may like you can lick it off or during sex or whatever like it would be a good lubricant i think the issue was her was not i didn't think she want to get full off of it now i don't think she was like there's anything coming i think she was like

Starting point is 00:16:08 in the event that her tongue slides past an area that has had raw edge then is it safe yeah but not like flavors i think she'd do one but i don't know if I do flavors it's gonna take away from the um the original smell and the flavor and it's all natural mm-hmm you know I'm saying the shit is dope and I'm not just saying that because it's my shit but I'm saying because I used it mm-hmm I'm like I've been like I'm like a a lab rat when it come to lotion. People like, if I use lotion, they look and just wait.

Starting point is 00:16:51 And see if it, because there's some lotions that don't work on your skin. There's a lot of them that don't work on your skin. Crazy. I know all of them. I've failed them. Any motherfucking joint in probably Walmart can't fuck with my feet. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:04 My feet gotta be like it's only five batches made a year. You know what your feet remind me of? You know that episode of Martin when they take the chainsaw. I think it's Sinead. Give them back.

Starting point is 00:17:19 I had somebody offer to straighten my feet, son. I had someone offer to straighten my feet and I. I had someone offer to straighten my feet. And I didn't even trust the fact that somebody had enough nerve to want to do my feet. I was like, oh, this has got to be a Russian spy or something, son. Who the fuck says, yo, I'm going to give you a pedicure. Get a bucket. And I was trying to let them know.

Starting point is 00:17:39 Oh, that person loves you. Listen, I was trying to let them know you don't want to fuck my feet. I was so embarrassed about my feet. I was like, all right, if don't want to fuck my feet. I was so embarrassed about my feet. I was like, all right, if they're going to bust the feet down, I got to at least start. I need the name of this person. Who is this person? I said, I at least need to hit the heels a little bit because you can't just, you know, like the pre-joint. But I was offered a pedicure.

Starting point is 00:18:00 I just felt weird about it because I was like, who trusts me enough to want to fuck on my feet yeah did she see him what did she see the feet like she that's the reason why she offered her services you know we did a music video some time ago yes and that's where you drew the line yo that's where you drew the line and you made it clear. I'm in love with the lotion. Mm-hmm cocoa butter. I got cocoa I'm whipping lotion fast nigga getting rid of ash And it was a one scene where you supposed to be excited and I saw this just your face looked like I am NOT Like Your face looked like the other face who I since went on to have a baby with was like, okay, I fuck with him, right? But your face was like, uh-uh.

Starting point is 00:18:52 I ain't even fucking this nigga with these feet. Fuck that. Those feet are yours. For sure. Yep. Those feet are fucking yours. But I'm glad that there's somebody out there that would want to touch them. There's always going to be somebody out there that would want to touch my feet,

Starting point is 00:19:09 but it's just like you got to go through a lot to get to that point. But the reason, again, following up on why I'm wearing this is because I went to the lab today. There's scientists involved with this shit, chemists. That's dope, though. And I went to the lab today, and I had to wear a coat and i had to wear everything i had to wear beer for my hat and everything but i'm excited about the raw edge line it's going to be hitting streets soon and it's going to be fire how soon we got to let them know it could be now it could be later

Starting point is 00:19:40 oh it could be now and later get it That's how old niggas be split. You know, I mean, how you doing, shit? I'll be doing all right if I had your hand. That's how them niggas in the pool hall be. Shit, man, shit, nigga, man. If it wasn't for no luck, I wouldn't have had no luck at all. Nigga, you got buzzer luck. Can't kill nothing.

Starting point is 00:20:01 It won't nothing die. They say shit. That's how this type of shit. My father used to say, shit, man, luck. Can't kill nothing. It won't nothing die. Yeah. They say shit. That's how they type the shit. My father used to say, shit, man, a rock in a hard place. A rock in a hard place. Yep. Them old school niggas, they don't never, even if they got money, they don't never want you to know that they got money.

Starting point is 00:20:14 Yeah. Let me hold something, man. Shit, man. I'm broke, man. I'm broken in a motherfucking Eiffel Tower. That's interesting because the young guys, they have to showboat and they have to boast about their money. But them old niggas that did some business, they want you to know, but then they don't want you to know.

Starting point is 00:20:28 They don't want to put it out on the street. My father was one of them dudes. So what would he do to let you know, the woman know, that he had the money, but not really? What did he do to let me know he had the money? He came to pick me up in the Section 8 area in the Rolls Royce. I don't know. The nigga had Ms. Pac-Man. The subtle flex?

Starting point is 00:20:51 I don't know. The subtle flex? Maybe the nigga had Ms. Pac-Man, three Ms. Pac-Man in his house the year Ms. Pac-Man came out, nigga. You know how hard it is to do that, nigga? All the bitches that he had, I this nigga face did not match he had a regular face like me um what else let me know um well i noticed like old men like they yeah they're nicer they're kind and nice and when everybody yeah you're nice you've been here you've done. You know what I'm saying? You want to relax.

Starting point is 00:21:26 They have respect. An old nigga tell a chick like this real quick, what's your sizes? Why you want my sizes? Why you want my sizes? Shoe, eight. Shoe, eight. Pants. That's how motherfuckers be getting caught out there and they'd be like

Starting point is 00:21:46 and my mama said give her something too that's where r kelly cut right up in that motherfucker what size your mama again yeah mama size that's how they go that's how them chested niggas get them uh what's your side and uh what's your mama size the only thing that started to start with this and uh he gonna be a perv the thing is with me and dating older men is that like they have gout and like high blood pressure you want to enter that too much man yeah god where you meeting old niggas in hawaii old niggas don't have gout like that actually nigga do you like spam if you say you like spamas don't have gout like that. Ask the nigga who he likes spam. If he say he likes spam, that nigga probably got gout.

Starting point is 00:22:29 You don't like old niggas because they got gout and high blood pressure. I'm not trying to do all that right now. You don't want to be on a nigga pill regimen? No. You don't want to be like, what time is it? You don't want to be. That's what old niggas. Let me tell you.

Starting point is 00:22:47 This is what the old niggas want to settle down. When they pill regimen and shit come out. They need somebody to protect them. They need somebody. Because the old nigga with high blood pressure will eat anything. He don't give a fuck. He be like, oh, I didn't know that was. It was salt and oil.

Starting point is 00:23:01 What? So he need a bitch to be like this. He can't eat that. Yo. Yo. It was salt and old. What? So he need a bitch to be like this. He can't eat that. Yo. Yo, they be like this. He be like this. What you mean I can't eat that?

Starting point is 00:23:15 You know you can't eat that. If he eat that, y'all sleeping with him because it ain't right if he eat that. Nigga about to go for a potato salad. Oh, this man. He can't eat that. That's when dudes want to settle down. All old niggas ain't got gout and high blood pressure. I just.

Starting point is 00:23:30 They got patience. They got patience. Some of them do. Yep. I don't know. Man, that's worse than fucking being an old nigga with young nigga patience. Mm-hmm. You like, nigga, you going to be an old nigga or is you going to be a young nigga? Pick pick one the bitch didn't come home okay look they'd be like the okay you didn't come home neither so that's what you want to be mad about the

Starting point is 00:23:59 old-school niggas i tell you man don't even put don't even put the energy in that. Save it for something. You're an old nigga with young nigga energy. That's crazy. You have a good pimp voice. I got a what? A good pimp voice. I told them. When you do pimp voice, your pinky just starts shaking for no reason.

Starting point is 00:24:16 I told them. I said, look here. Now, if y'all are going to come down there, they always look around, too. Have you ever thought about pimping at all? I never thought about pimping, but I thought be a pimp or not be a pimp not not the actual act of selling someone's pussy but selling someone's sexuality their vibrant energy and how they make people feel and i i felt not a pimp but it was times in my career i was like i could create a pimp like environment right you know i'm saying i could create a pimp-like environment.

Starting point is 00:24:45 Right. You know what I'm saying? I could create an environment like, I mean, the reality of it is niggas like being around bad bitches. Right? So I felt like I know bad bitches. So why not let them be around some good people? But not give you a pussy up, but to connect. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:25:02 Like, there's nothing wrong with creating that type of energy if you're going to be productive with it. You know know I'm saying like it's nothing wrong with creating that type of energy if you're gonna be productive with it mm-hmm you don't say it's nothing wrong creating a party environment with attractive people that share the same like thoughts also present you know how we rock mm-hmm also productive shit you know and nigga it's a cost to be in that environment. Yeah, you know, but it's a dope environment something gets get away There's always one like me me in the bathroom. I Ain't with all that put I would all that put the producers just meet me the band. I would talk to you for a second Come before second

Starting point is 00:25:40 Don't think the prayer meetings use a pinky They like just come here. I just need you to come here for a second. Because they can't give themselves away if they be like, come here. Hey, you. Come here. They can't do that. Them niggas be here. The little Joe, they be like, I can't.

Starting point is 00:25:55 They be like this. Come here for a second. The little pinky just a little bit like you're digging in your nose, like you're doing a corona test. Come here for a second. That's one thing I'm not excited about the corona test going back okay so we do know that i never want to be a pimp but i thought i had pimpish quality yes but i never took advantage of because i can't see men exploiting women just for their bodies

Starting point is 00:26:15 all right you want to explode a bitch do it for her mind that's dope as shit i respect that mind rape a motherfucker who this thing was all up in my motherfucking cranium. With what? Some thoughts. Some thoughts. Thoughts. That's it. What were you saying?

Starting point is 00:26:32 I was saying I'm not excited about the coronavirus. I am excited to go back to Yellow Springs. I'm not excited about the test. What's so tough about the test now? I'm so used to the test right now. No, there's one that keeps going. What's her name? I don't know her name, but she...

Starting point is 00:26:45 What's she look like? Describe her. There's one brunette that was like, she was good the first time, and then the second time, she went all the way back here. I was like... I only fuck with Jamie and Megan.

Starting point is 00:26:54 Those are my two. Yeah, I love Jamie. But the last time, I'm not so used to it, but it's happened so frequently that the last time, she did my shit, and she did Lil little joints and I

Starting point is 00:27:06 started doing my nose with it you pushed in you went in I said whoa whoa whoa let's go get the other one this is wide open I know the left side is my side I can't do the right side my right side IVs only left same yeah I get a drip IV I can't do the right big motherf motherfucking botched one of my joints and this arm was amputated. Niggas are light needles already. You stick a nigga the wrong way one time.

Starting point is 00:27:34 He be like, nah, I'm just gonna drink water, man. I'm good, man. But listen, you know why I know I'm ready to go back? Look at the type of things that I'm buying right now. What is that? It looks like a I'm you know why I know I'm ready to go back. Look at the type of things that I'm buying right now. I have. What is that?

Starting point is 00:27:47 It looks like a money clip, right? For you, the average person that don't know nothing about nature. This looks like a money clip. But for a river nigga like myself, there's been down here. Look at that bomb. Oh, it's a handy knife. Oh, my God. I know.

Starting point is 00:28:03 But look, don't hurt nobody. You see that? That's crazy. You know what I can do with this knife. I know. But look. Don't hurt nobody. You see that? That's crazy. You know what I can do with this knife? I know. You can kill somebody. I don't want to kill nobody. I'm just saying like if it was a situation where we were repelling or something and your

Starting point is 00:28:13 shit got fucked up, I could just come and cut your shit down. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? If I needed more rope because somebody hurt yourself in a canoe and I got to drag all the canoes in, I could take this and cut the rope and do a double windsor on these motherfuckers and everybody be back to safety that's when you know you're a river nigga when you got shit that has multiple uses yeah swiss army knights was sold the fuck out where'd you get that all right first off what i hear a noise i know i'm like how you come in here crunching no

Starting point is 00:28:45 i'm just saying i hear a noise right and we're just me and you right it's supposed to just be me and you and then i hear disrespectful disrespectful ass crunching crunching mouth wide open potato chips. And we're not supposed to be. It's so good to you. And like, I don't know you, the listener or viewers. Which one is it? What?

Starting point is 00:29:17 The listener or viewer. Who are we talking to right now? Both. Both. We're talking to both of them. Y'all hear weird. And it just stopped. Is that a ghost? I think stopped. Is that a ghost?

Starting point is 00:29:27 I think so. Is that the ghost from the meal? Is it the ghost from Yellow Springs that came into our space? I think so. I think so. You know, you're the only person that thought you're the only person that thought that the meal was ghost up or haunted. No, everyone saw. You were there. Samson, Dave was there.

Starting point is 00:29:53 Everyone saw. No, the nigga just ducking. Yo, somebody just came in. What the hell? Eating some chips and just ducking. That's yours. No, that ain't mine. Wait, you ain't eating mine?

Starting point is 00:30:05 You have your own. We ordered you one. No, that ain't mine. Wait, you ain't eating mine. You have your own. We ordered you one. Oh, my God. Yo, this is what that was. This is what that was. All right, listen. So. Are you sitting here?

Starting point is 00:30:16 You're the only. Oh, you're not here. He's not here. Oh, he's not here. Oh, you're not here. So you're just here, but you're not here. No, I'm just saying. If y'all was wondering what that noise from, fuck that.

Starting point is 00:30:25 Your little white is not here. He didn't just come in here with a bag of chips. He didn't just come in here and steal your fucking fried chicken, but he's not here. Well, he chooses to say something because he's a very disrespectful person. Very disrespectful. That's a characteristic that a lot of people don't know about thank you

Starting point is 00:30:53 oh my when you cross in front of my shot i'm shutting up i'm shutting up so y'all don't even know about the noodles oh let me see My goodness, yo this shit is supposed to pop like champagne. Let me see it. You don't even know These were a fucking home run. Oh Man Jesus Christ look at that The noodles we were in yellow springs and we was fucking cooking the noodles. That was dope. It's so dope.

Starting point is 00:31:31 This strand is. You got to explain to them what that is, Donnell. Well, it's a joint that's definitely high grade. I can tell that right off the gate. But the thing that makes it so special is if you can see, the filters aren't just like a cardboard tip or anything. It's a, what's that noodle, what's the name of that noodle? Fazili?

Starting point is 00:31:52 I don't know. I'm not sure which one it is. Fazili, it's one of them noodles, but at the end of it. Fazili, how do you spell that? It's noodles. Fazili. Man, oh man. Noodle. Yo, I got put on put on tips what's lab is that this shit is written in like spaceship language how you start a word off with

Starting point is 00:32:14 a really oh 710 labs so it is booze Ely is that right 710 labs is that an area code whatever it is I tell you one thing 710 labs this shit is fire and I'm all about the creative shit I'm all about the shit that you feel creative with and that 100% what was that I get a five? What was that? Should I get a five? I'm not apologizing to you. I'm not apologizing to you. You can forget about that. Don't apologize at all. The reason I'm not apologizing to you, because people know you as a nice guy, right?

Starting point is 00:32:55 I don't know that. I know you as an asshole. I was introduced to that side of you that a lot of people don't know. And I know people that are listening right now are like, yeah, I do know that side. But for the most part, they don't know that. You were very rude right now like yeah i do know that side but for the most part they don't know that you were very rude to me you were nasty to me you directed me when i didn't want to be directed um geranta you do remember i was there he was like really really really hard actually to me right and he was like oh my god i'm a fan i'm like i'm a fan of yours donyale could you

Starting point is 00:33:21 help me with this project i was like of course of course, whatever the fuck you want to do. But he was like, back to one. Yo, no, no, no, no. He was like, he came in. I asked you a question. How long I gotta be your weed man before you forget? I don't really consider you the weed man. I consider you to have a

Starting point is 00:33:41 premium grade that I appreciate. You know what I'm saying? That you said you'd partake with. But the weed, man. I can go back to regular weed. No, not after this. Not after this. The packaging is dope.

Starting point is 00:33:55 Because of Yellow Springs. Yellow Springs. Yo, motherfuckers hit that shit. And they was arrogant to all other weed. Yo. I was over there hating with them. I was like this. And look at them lick the blunts with their untested lips. We was like this,

Starting point is 00:34:12 it's such a problem. I was like a Karen, I was like this. And dude said, I'm gonna roll one, son. I was like this. After I hit the noodle, I was like this. It's such a process. And we're gonna have to wait for it to dry off. Five other pans that are going to be attached to it.

Starting point is 00:34:32 So, yeah, how does it make it easy? You know I don't smoke weed, so what's the difference between pre-rolled and those? Pre-rolled is like, you don't have to wait. It's like when you want to smoke, you want to smoke. But it's not just pre-rolled. A lot of pre-rolled is bullshit. And then, like, you can tell. Like, people give fancy names and everything.

Starting point is 00:34:46 But then when you smoke, it's like, oh, this is some regular shit. But at certain times, you hit a strand where it's like, oh, these are the only niggas that can get this. So that's that particular strand. Oh, 100%. Okay. We're not friends. 100%.

Starting point is 00:34:58 We're not friends. 100%. But it was enough for me to shut up, and I'm going to shut up. I'm not going to talk about the time where I volunteered To get my services for free And he balled a script up and said See these These are words Right

Starting point is 00:35:18 Wait didn't he say you were wasting his money See these words Everywhere in this page is money it did he did like this wait a minute i'm these are words and y'all look at me he said and don't waste my money he said don't waste his money and all i saw was a bottle of fucking uh of tequila yeah we about to drink your money in a second. Yep. He was very rude. He was very rude and nasty. And he kept balling the script up and he kept putting his hand.

Starting point is 00:35:50 And then he confessed something to me. What? He said, before I retire, I want to do it at least one time. Stand up comedy. Oh, yeah. You did a good job. Spoiler. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:36:12 So he expressed that he wanted to do stand-up. And I expressed that I wanted to be a better voice actor so he wouldn't yell at me. That's why I wanted to get better so he wouldn't yell at me that's why i wanted to get better so he wouldn't yell at me because he yelled at me then he told me if you were in the pit with the pros they would eat your ass alive this is what he's telling me uh one of the most beloved american treasures in television is being an to me so he told me his his thoughts of wanting to possibly try stand-up. I'm like, oh shit, you know how I am. I was like, you help me, I'll help you. And I'm like, you gonna do it? He was like, yeah. When? Then he traveled to Yellow Springs, Ohio. He cheated a couple

Starting point is 00:36:58 of these bottles. Better smell them, make sure they're okay. was like yo said and we was all at the show he was in the back and i know the knew i was something was going to happen and he went on the stage and ripped it i was proud of you could you stop eating your chicken sandwich just for two minutes explain how how that felt, sir? Your chicken sandwich was so good. I told you, son. Yo, y'all know that. You hear what he said?

Starting point is 00:37:31 Poultry Graham. You can give me a chicken sandwich and I can give you the noodle and we can just keep this shit going until they put us in the dirt. We can start today. I got, yo. Help me. It felt amazing, though. We can't see you. I don't want to intrude. We want you to intrude. I have a seat right here, DeLito. Help me We can't see

Starting point is 00:37:49 We want you to have a seat right here Crazy son Freshly tested I Know we stay tested or they got that new thing. Oh, yeah, Ricky Hughes was tell us about it. What is it? You got to get yeah, I think I got into it with the nurse. You got what happened here, right? She came at me on some wild man like literally we had um so the nurse yeah it is wild ass nerd you always every production now is gonna have like one person who just feels like it's their responsibility to do too much oh god everywhere right and that person now like has the voice of hr they will make phone calls and they will like shut down

Starting point is 00:38:23 productions and make everything difficult for everybody. As soon as I got there, when we got tested, Rapid? Yes, Rapid Test. It was a game show. As soon as I got there, I gave the actor Greg Grunberg from

Starting point is 00:38:38 Heroes. I don't know no niggas. Dope actor though. Once niggas get tested, we started behaving like we did in Yellow Springs you negative? I'm negative? give me a hug what's up whatever right so she saw me give him the hug

Starting point is 00:38:57 and she came over and reprimanded me she was like hey listen like if I see you hugging anybody else we're gonna have to report that oh there's a COVID police oh yeah so I'm like yo you know you just can going to have to report that. Oh, there's a COVID police. Oh, yeah. Yeah, right? So I'm like, yo, you know, you just can't talk to me like that. Like, people who know me, like, yo, come on, B. Right, right.

Starting point is 00:39:11 I was like, you got to chill. Like, you should really just be happy that people have jobs and that we're here. Exactly. So that's what I said. But don't tell me what you got to do. Right, so I told her that. So I said that. And then at lunchtime, there was another issue.

Starting point is 00:39:20 With her. Ah, but it was on the sneak. It was on the sneak. So at lunchtime, we weren't seated across from each other long ways we a couple of actors we were seated across from each other like you would normally sit at a cafeteria table right so then this little dude comes up and he was totally fine but he was like hey you know you guys just for next time like you got to be seated like this right we're like halfway done

Starting point is 00:39:45 with our meal at this point and y'all niggas are tested right we're like dude we're cool with it like we're not intermingling with the crew or anything it's four of us we're here acting today like but we'll take care of it for you next time tomorrow when we come back like we'll do it yeah so then he was you could tell he rolled his eyes like oh she's not gonna like to hear that and she was like i said well what's the problem he was like well you, oh, she's not going to like to hear that. And she was like, I said, well, what's the problem? He was like, well, you know, my boss, she's giving me a hard time. When he said my boss, she's giving me a hard time, I already knew a girl was spying somewhere. I already felt it. I could feel it.

Starting point is 00:40:14 Right, right. She got to get somebody a ticket. Right? So I turn the corner and I see her on the phone, on the cell phone, like having like a secret conversation. And you know how you just get that vibe if somebody's talking about you? It's just a vibe. Oh, I get that everywhere.

Starting point is 00:40:27 Right? So it was like, she just kind of turned her body like this while I kept talking on the phone. So I was like, normally, older J. White would've just, younger J. White just would've ignored this. But now I realize that, you know, we live in cancel culture for this kind of. You got noodles, you fuck with noodles, man.

Starting point is 00:40:40 Right? So I was like, yo, I went over to her, I was like, yo, like, you know, you mentioned the thing about the hug. Now it's an issue with the lunch. Like, do me and you have a problem? Yeah, yeah. Right? So I just said, like, do me and you have a problem?

Starting point is 00:40:53 It's very alone. And she was just like, you know, I felt really disrespected. And she was just like, yo. Who are you, bitch? Yeah. So as soon as she said that, I'm like, you're the nurse on this production. Like, I'm not even supposed to be able to remember your face on this production. And you're going to say you felt disrespected to one another.

Starting point is 00:41:11 So I was like, okay, well, let's handle this right now. So then at that point, I was like, yo, I want to talk to the producer. And then all of a sudden, it was like, oh. Oh, yeah, like we got to stop this shit. Yeah, I said, no, no, no, we got to talk to the producer. If we're lodging complaints, let's lodge complaints. Right. So then I hit the producer, and then she tried to walk up on me.

Starting point is 00:41:28 And like, due to like, you know, like when you were in high school, you were in grade school. And it's like, I'm going to tell my side of the story first. And I literally, I thought, I backed her up. I said, no, no, no, sweetheart. I'm an actor, and this is our domain. So this is not elementary school. And she don't even know you as the asshole director

Starting point is 00:41:45 so you know what's coming it's about to pop at this point I'm actually proud of my asshole it's very strategic it's very sniper now is that the right time so I was like yo this is not who can talk to the principal

Starting point is 00:42:02 first okay I'm going to talk to him and if you have anything to say to him you can say to him afterwards and that basically is it I was like, yo, this is not who can talk to the principal first, okay? I'm going to talk to him, and if you have anything to say to him, you can say to him afterwards. And that basically is it. I was like, listen, I got chastised, and I used her word. Chastised. And I felt disrespected. Was she white or black?

Starting point is 00:42:14 If you could bet your life on the race. She was a Karen. Nurse Karen. She did a lot of these faces. Yeah. So she was like, I was like, yo, I got chastised for giving another actor a hug who was very receptive of me. And I got chastised.

Starting point is 00:42:29 I don't want, people are going to think this is arrogant, but I got chastised. Even to use that word with her, it's so like. It's loose. Who's going to win? So I ain't got to tell all the rest of it,

Starting point is 00:42:41 but it was just like, yo, he was like, I got chastised. I felt a little bit disrespected. And here's the thing though. If it's all that serious, you got to tell all the rest of it. But he was just like, yo. He was like, I got chastised. I felt a little bit disrespected. And here's the thing, though. If it's all that serious, you've got to hang signs. And you have to tell us beforehand before we break these offenses. Right. There's no signs around here saying actors can't touch each other.

Starting point is 00:42:55 Let us know what it is, and then we can move accordingly. Exactly. There's no acting. Don't try to catch a motherfucker. When you put these tables out here, you didn't say, you know, we have dials on the ground now when we go to the grocery store. But not only that, but stand here. So if you want to violate that and somebody

Starting point is 00:43:10 wants to say stand on your dial, you can feel some way about it, but the dial is right there, so stand on it, you know what I'm saying? And I understand that, but also, so all of these people that you are coming in contact with right now, they all have been tested with the rapid death. So everybody, so that's what I'm saying, like she got a... Everybody's negative on, so everybody so that's what I'm saying like she got it

Starting point is 00:43:25 Everybody negative on set. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you can't take that for granted But like goddamn, you know, I mean don't be police like hey guys, this is our first time We're all getting used to this. You know I'm saying here's the rules. Can you help me with my job? You know, I mean so many ways you can communicate with people without trying to call come off Like you trying to prosecute a motherfucker take him to jail and shit but cancel culture is real like this is the first fuck cancel country son you care about that you said that before you give a fuck i don't give a fuck about cancer i mean you want you more you more thug than me though you just you wait yeah but you know what but you like i don't know how does this feel you've and i understand

Starting point is 00:43:59 you've established a brand for yourself. You know what I'm saying? A solid brand. For the most part, we don't, you know, we don't hear nothing fucked up about you. No, that can't happen. That's why I said I take it seriously. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:44:18 But the reason why I said it, because this is special, man, we know some nice, evil motherfuckers. Oh, we know some evil guys. And I know, you know, I don't want to know, like to know like louis ck say everybody has a thing but everyone just knows my thing and there's a possibility like you got a thing nobody nobody people know my thing i'm sure they know my thing oh shit but how are you how are you able to no no fuck that one no no how are you able to keep that squeaky clean like image no you know you know what? I'm going to be real. He's going to identify with this, though, even though he act like he don't. At the end of the day, he's not living for himself anymore.

Starting point is 00:44:50 He's living for Austin. 100%. And I'm not living for myself anymore. I'm living for Samaya. So based on that. So you haven't done your thing after you had a kid? So I was like, that's a separate podcast. Hold on, nigga.

Starting point is 00:45:03 Wait a minute. You ain't did no things. Literally, you can schedule that. We can 12 or 13 13 years of no things we can schedule that we could have all different people and ask them what's your thing would you like to disclose it right but i'm saying i'm very protective of my thing now because speaking of being protective of your thing do your we have to do this because we have a new sponsor so yeah trying to get some money right really quick blue chew and this is the thing that i like that did i use blue chew but the streets here i know this is a pop popular supplement it's a popular

Starting point is 00:45:34 supplement that enhances your already uh rambo intentions you know i mean it only enhances you got to have it in you okay um it works so it doesn't work if you have sucka in you to begin with. No, but I think that it's because you have to go and consult with a doctor. They find out, give you a little of your health background, whatever. Kind of things that you get excited about, you don't get excited about. They patent it for you specifically. I don't know how, I would need like a one for all joint. I don't know how, I would need like a one for all joint. I don't know,

Starting point is 00:46:07 my personality shouldn't go up too much. Just give me one to cover any emotion because it's not just for older people. Younger people use it because young people are stressed out, fucking pandemic, corona, and all this shit.

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Starting point is 00:47:17 I mentioned, I was like, yo, they got this new gum out. And somebody yelled, Blue Chew! But Blue Chew is actually, it's not the gum. Blue Chew is the laboratory blue chew is the website where you go and then they have the conversation with you and they get you on the right track and these are doctors and these are the same doctors that they've they had a patent for cialis i said in the last episode cialis and um viagra and the patent was for like three years the patent is up so now everybody is just like everybody got it getting different product yeah everybody if you notice on the market now it's like hold on everybody got a

Starting point is 00:47:53 dick pill but everybody didn't go through blue chew that's and I talked to some older people and some young people and it's efficient would you use a win when you need that right now I don't need that right now. You don't need it, but would you experiment with it? Probably. Just to see what it's like. They talk to me in 10 years. No, I'm just saying.

Starting point is 00:48:13 Like, as a young man right now... Nah, you trying to be disrespectful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk to that nigga. I'm saying. Because I know some younger men that have used it. No, yeah, no, listen. All respect.

Starting point is 00:48:24 Look, it's going to happen, but I'm just saying right now, no, that's not, you know, I'm not in that lane. Yeah. I mean, when the time comes, I will definitely have some gum. And you wouldn't be embarrassed about it. Hell no. Hell no. You see, Donnell, I got quiet as fuck. Listen, listen, I don't know what y'all talking about.

Starting point is 00:48:39 You can't make that nigga shut up. I got nothing. Donnell go quiet, nigga. That is a three-pointer in his eye. I got blue chew lollipop, blue chew floss. I'm blue chewing everything. You can catch me off guard. You did it.

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Starting point is 00:49:20 What was it? I can't say the bet because otherwise I might even have the players upset with me. Oh, damn. Okay. But I, damn. Okay. But I'm not. Shit. I said, I bet Dame Littleton was going to do something though. I haven't even followed him like that.

Starting point is 00:49:32 And then he dislocated his finger. I'm like, God damn. I, um. And then they shut down and they protested. That fucked up all the momentum. Oh, yeah. So you bet legally or you bet online? Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:45 No, I got the me. I got the homie. Oh, so you bet. You got to have the Asian friend who just all the momentum. Oh yeah. So you bet legally? You bet online? Oh yeah. I got the homie. You gotta have an Asian friend who just put the bet in real fast. But sometimes he put the bet in so fast when you say I don't want to have the bet. He's like no it's locked. Are you familiar with my bookie? No I'm not. It's a new joint. Well it's not a new joint. It's been out for a while. People real gaming people know. But if you think

Starting point is 00:50:03 about fucking my bookie, you know that winning season. He does. Yeah. You do look like Damon. David Johnny. Oh, no. People always say this is young, but he don't return my phone calls. So anybody tripping over him.

Starting point is 00:50:19 He's so mad about it. When the season returns on my bookie. If you know about my bookie, you know, this is the time of season. Where's winning season? That means winning season that means winning that means winning with survivors you can bet on survivors and you can take a chance of spending your money and make more money and we just talk about basketball but if my bookie doesn't excite you when it comes to that realize that the nfl is coming back the n is coming back. And I'm a little confused because my team went from the Washington Redskins to the Washington football team.

Starting point is 00:50:50 And I don't know what. Oh, is that what they, that's the name of it? That's the name, Washington football team. And the people that's going to bet with them might not have the intuition. But if you got the intuition. Who came up with that name? Well, how did we get there? That's so basic.

Starting point is 00:51:06 I mean, yes. But it's basic. I had a conversation with him, too. I like that. Did Dan Sider call you back now? He called me, what, not after Dave fucking ruined it and tried to tell him to name this team Washington Justice. Washington what?

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Starting point is 00:52:49 He was like this, and at my bookie. Like, yo, when niggas get right here, that means, like, you don't understand. Words come from here, Darnell. Like, you can't do it lazy. I could pay anybody up here to read off a piece of paper, but that's not, this is what I'm not paying you for. This is what I'm not paying you for, all is what I'm not, not paying you for. All right. I need you to fucking focus. Okay. Now let's do it again. That's how you made me feel, but not like you. So you're a pro.

Starting point is 00:53:14 He was like, okay, nigga, you gonna fuck me. Then you wouldn't bang it out. Me. I fucking just melted. I was like this. You didn't see what I did. You didn't see. An executive is going to listen to that. He's going to want to hear the inflections, the passion. I know, but I didn't know you was coming here being an executive. I thought you was coming here like,

Starting point is 00:53:30 yo, man, I want to smoke with this nigga, son. We can go do that afterwards. No, but I did not know that we were going to do that. This is the whole thing about that encounter that went so wrong. I wanted to hug the nigga, right? I was telling Javon, I was like, do you think this outfit good enough for him? I'm'm like this oh shit whatever you wanted me to do nigga

Starting point is 00:53:49 that's a legend that nigga came and i knew something was strange son because he would not look me in my eyes he did not look me in my eyes like did the second day they did the second ad already talked to him because i don't want to repeat myself And he just started delivering directions and you know nigga about to direct you he had his script And then he want to mix the right shit on the side We were already done and we was already dead and I don't know about all that shit he was like, oh He was like this. I like alts, but here's what I need you to do. He remember I said alts. Yeah, I remember alts.

Starting point is 00:54:28 Nigga, I'm like, where the alts do they start over here? What is the alts? That's the shit be on the outside. And not only, yeah, he read his, he wrote his own alts. He wrote the alt that he thought I might alt before I could alt it. I know you're going to think I've watched your stuff. You're going to go this direction. I was like, nigga.

Starting point is 00:54:50 And after all of that, you know what I'm saying? We were cool. And we had some times in Yellow Spring. This nigga been watching my fucking Instagram all summer, as is everybody. And he was froggy. And he was a super mad nigga this thing gets shit with air conditions and shit this thing be taking this shit like just let y'all know i'm staying safe

Starting point is 00:55:13 out here like you know it was some extras like you know you got safe things you got some nigga extra safe things that nigga was extra safe daughter got mass all this shit and i don't know if that's the energy of people this summer. Niggas like, I gotta do something. What can I fucking do? And I don't think anything

Starting point is 00:55:29 looks as appealing as the Yellow Spring Bubble. Am I lying or something? Dog, it's the coolest shit I've done in 2020. Nigga, you was working on, were you in Atlanta? Where were you?

Starting point is 00:55:39 I was working in Atlanta. I was in Columbus, Georgia. And it all worked out because you hit me. You like, yo D, hold up. Y'all doing that? I was in Columbus, Georgia. And it all worked out because you hit me. You were like, yo, D, hold up. Y'all doing that? I was like, nigga, come through.

Starting point is 00:55:50 And the nigga came through, said, the nigga came through with the noodles, nigga, and shitted on the whole summer camp. And nigga, we went. We had fun on the river. That wasn't your first time on the river, was it? That was my first time on the river.

Starting point is 00:56:04 Oh, I got a picture. You took a picture? I got a picture of you, nigga, knocked out on a mountain. You don't even know this picture. You was asleep like shit, son. I think I have a picture. That river fucked you up. That nigga was on a bus like this.

Starting point is 00:56:15 That shit, that was your first time on a river? That was my first time on a river. Man, is it not something peaceful about the river? You know how when you're a kid, you remember every detail of something that gave you joy? Yes. And it's like every morning we would get up and we would go to, what was Homeboy's Market?

Starting point is 00:56:34 What's the name of the market? Dino's. The coffee shop? No, not Dino's. Tom's Market. Tom's Market, yeah. I started Tom's. You know it's small, but it's called Market, nigga.

Starting point is 00:56:42 I would go to Tom's Market. And Farmer's down in front of it, but go ahead. And then I would get the sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich. I got it four days in a row, and it tastes better every day. Really? And then you go across the street to Dave, to Dino's, where Dave is holding court. And then after that, it's just like everybody breaks out into little camp groups. So it's like, okay, y'all go to that activity.

Starting point is 00:57:03 We go to this activity. And I used to be at all the activities. Right? And then you're lucky you end up at Stacy's house. Right. And you end up at Stacy's house for swim time. Yes. And it's just camp shit.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah, it's only a handful of niggas get to go to swim day. You got to have a kid with swim day. This nigga was by himself, looked like Art Kelly. Yeah. Go ahead. You know what I'm saying? But again, because I have a child I can legally play with other children nobody's suspect okay I was playing with

Starting point is 00:57:30 Austin and when that thing I was there when Austin had the big race we tried to cheat the other kids I was there I was present for that and then we did just like literally like the most everything ever some people will disagree with it because of a particular individual that was involved. But I don't give a damn. I think it was just literally the coolest shit ever. Dave was like, yo, you want to ride motorcycles? And all I kept thinking about was like, I can't lay my bike down in Ohio.

Starting point is 00:57:57 That could happen because I haven't been on it in a minute. You ride? So I was like, yeah, I'm licensed to ride. I just haven't been on one in so long. I remember one time Penny Hardaway. It's like a tangent. I remember one time Penny Hardaway, when I was way young, I was like 19 years old. I was getting on it because if NBA niggas like to stay at the house and just invite women over, and that's it.

Starting point is 00:58:16 What's wrong with that, nigga? Blue true, nigga, all day. What the fuck you talking about? Tell them bitches to come over, nigga. You tell them bitches to go? He would be like, take the car keys and go. Whatever you want to go, Jay, don't bother me He would be like, take the car keys and go. Like, wherever you want to go, Jay, don't bother me.

Starting point is 00:58:26 Like, you fam-o, take the car keys and go. Because he knew you was going to blow the spot up. Right? So I'm like, you would have been like this, this isn't right. I'm like,

Starting point is 00:58:34 the first Lamborghini I buy for somebody is not going to be for another nigga. Right, right. I'm not tearing up those cars. Right, right, right. So Jay's bikes are like the same. Yeah, he got some facts. Jay's got the illest bikes in the game.

Starting point is 00:58:45 That nigga got all Crockett Rock, what is it called? Duke Collies. Yo, I got to tell you, my story is getting him with a bike. Dave's bikes are just ill, right? And Dave really is like, he works hard to be an everyman, but then there's moments when Dave reminds you how rich he is. Dave's like, because Dave's just like, here, take it. When people offer you shit you can't afford.

Starting point is 00:59:04 And like, no, like, yeah, just use it. It's like this, you know, I ain't got no license, right? It's like, no, I can't replace that. I don't want to replace that. You know, it's so funny this summer, like maybe next summer, but it's a COVID summer, so I'm on a budget. Oh, that's so funny. You said that because he got a slingshot.

Starting point is 00:59:18 It's so funny. He said it cause he got a slingshot. Chris rock gave it to him. So I was in the slingshot. I was in the slingshot. Technic ain't never drove the slingshot. Yo, I said, yo, how do you start the slingshot? He said to me. So I was in the slingshot. I was in the slingshot. That nigga ain't never drove the slingshot. Yo, I said, yo, how do you start the slingshot?

Starting point is 00:59:28 He said, I don't know. I ride bikes. Right? So he put me in the slingshot. So I was in the slingshot with Raheem. You drove the slingshot? No, Raheem drove it.

Starting point is 00:59:36 Oh, Raheem was so mad when I took that slingshot for two days. That nigga said, my things are in there. Nigga, the only thing you can put is a box in there. Raheem owned that slingshot.

Starting point is 00:59:45 I know. Like, it was his. Yeah, right, right. But I liked the way he was whipping it. So I was like, cool. So I hopped in with him. And then it was me. It was Tiff.

Starting point is 00:59:52 It was Common. And it was like just a slew of Negroes. And you could tell everybody was smart and, like, had a good job wherever they were from. That's how you felt in Yellow Spring? You like, yo, you be smoking weed with scientists, niggas, out there. Yeah, right. This nigga had came up with a carbon fiber for Nassau. He was like, nigga, that nigga just passed me a noodle.

Starting point is 01:00:10 And it was literally like, we freaking smoking the best freaking pre-rolls. And we riding past Cornfield after Cornfield. That country ride. And that country ride, motorcycle after motorcycle, a train of Negroes. A train of niggas. Passing Trump pence, Trump pence, Trump pence in every yard. Yeah. And the black lives, no, it was Trump p trumpets, trumpets, trumpets in every yard. And the black lives matter. No, it was trumpets, trumpets, trumpets, trumpets.

Starting point is 01:00:29 Black lives matter. Trumpets, trumpets, trumpets. Black, trumpets, trumpets, lives. Between that and Stacy's house and the shack and them sandwiches, y'all don't even understand how healing that shit was. I'm going to tell you how healing it was.

Starting point is 01:00:48 I tried to walk back to the hotel to the hotel at five in the morning i tried to walk back i got caught looking at the stars i do the reason why i do i understand it because when i talked to you first got there right you like you know you so used to be in quarantine you need niggas to bring your shit right and he was like this hey where can i get some papers i was like look out your window right the gas he said yeah he was like it's all good but i know that feeling and that feeling is a feeling of when you've been because it happened to me being quarantined in l.a and the news and everything for the most part everywhere you went you ain't seen tv nowhere you just saw some just some like regular shit and it was the most simplest shit nigga you In the kayak just chillin

Starting point is 01:01:33 But remember when you first got there and I knew you were like, I don't know if you asked Oh, how does they live here? I like watch watch when you take the country ride the next day. You're gonna feel a certain way about Ohio Yeah, no, I just i just it's just something you got to immerse yourself in and and then once you do like and then the other thing is everybody put a chair right here everybody yeah we can we doubling up on mics today we all been in the bubble we all been in the bubble and then it was like i told y'all i know black test oh and the best way ever best way i'm saying

Starting point is 01:02:05 you can hear both of us from here right once once you everybody get the covid test what i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you a story about that colby test too everybody dog listen people are getting so lit were you there in the morning that the drip girls got too drunk to even apply yo when they try to stab your feet they say they stabbed my friend five times well they got me they stabbed like so we yo let me just take this. You got to tell them to know about the drip girls, who they are. Before they know about the drip girls, they got to know about this girl. Nikki's in the building.

Starting point is 01:02:32 Tell everybody your full name first. Nikki McElroy. She's a good friend of mine. We did a film years ago, years ago. And for some kind of way, we continued to cross each other's paths. She's an awesome actress, awesome writer and shit. And she also was in the bubble. And I'm going to share my story about Nikki in that bubble.

Starting point is 01:02:51 But go ahead. I'm sorry. All right. I want to get to your story. So now I got to tell this fast. You don't put pressure on my ass. Not. So every day, Dave provides for people to have drip therapy because catch is going so hard with just the consumption

Starting point is 01:03:07 that it's like, hey, take care of yourself. So the drip therapy is just available. But the drip girls, they get a little interactive sometimes because the crowd can be so lit. They like, shit, I'm partying with John Mayer and Tiffany Haddish and they start drinking too. And they're like, why not just drip it with you? Exactly, so it was like, it's two o'clock in the morning you

Starting point is 01:03:25 seeing the drip girl like slumped over the side of a freaking concrete wall over here and then like five hours later she's supposed to be sticking people so that's how I got so we came into this we are good company but every now and then what happens what happens there's there's one blonde chick that's really about it. Like she can hold her liquor, right? Jamie? Yeah. Oh! Right?

Starting point is 01:03:49 I love Jamie. I love her. No, that's so fucking good. Shout out to Jamie. She also can take you through a nice trail in the woods. No, we love Jamie. They'll have like girls fall off, though, and then they'll try to bring in the newbie.

Starting point is 01:04:03 And then the newbie come in and see all these famous people, got a stick and all of a sudden they just get shook they had nothing drinking nothing they just like oh i gotta stick john mayer like i like and she can't find the vein so bottom line is i got the girl who couldn't find the vein my boy got the girl who couldn't find a bang but fortunately he got her first so she she stuck him five times she stuck me twice and i said i don't like this ratio I'm out yeah I don't like if you can't I'm telling you and Jenny was mad you could tell it was like she wanted to just be like bitch get out of here I hired you for this shit you know but but she's gonna keep her cool you know I'm saying but it was like caught

Starting point is 01:04:37 me one time it was the same thing as she was a little nervous whatever and she act like I didn't know my shit was leaking yo she put a joint put a bunch of invisible joy that she's soaked up quick as shit she did another did the bitch got on the phone and said I need more God Angela he was sitting over like this I'm not doing I said yeah my shit was like saturated sir I have big ass veins too yeah my shit I got big ass veins. My shit is obvious. But that's how they get you. That's how they get you. They say, they like this.

Starting point is 01:05:07 They kept hitting me with this because they know I listen to anything that excite me, right? I'm blue chewed up, right? They like this, oh, you got nice, big, meaty veins.

Starting point is 01:05:13 So why you missing them? Yo, I'm like, why you, exactly. Yeah. But they do a good job there, man,

Starting point is 01:05:18 for them to do what they do. And they, they've, they've looked out for us in situations where we had friends that were, you know, how serious it is to get tested as soon as you get there. Yeah. And they've come through for us in situations where we had uh friends that was you know how serious it is

Starting point is 01:05:25 to get tested as soon as you get there yeah and they've come through with us at times where people that the testing facility was closed it was locked down and i've had some of the nurses like make u-turns to come back that's to make sure that's cool they're cool jammy cool everybody really like she's the head one you know what i'm saying and megan all of that whole crew is nice but you catch one joint you don't with'm saying? Yeah, she's nice. And Megan, all of them. The whole crew is nice. But if you catch one joint, you don't fuck with nobody. You're like, fuck it. I told her straight up. I said, only she can stick me.

Starting point is 01:05:50 Well, for me, I had the first lady that did it, what, three times. And then Jamie came and messed up twice. Drip therapy is like you having your barber. It's that serious. Yeah. But then once you get it. You know what I'm saying? It's like, yo, I ain't just here to get stuck by anybody.

Starting point is 01:06:04 That's my man's I'm waiting I'm waiting. That's my name. He's my girl. She sticks me But one thing about when you get that when you get to drip and you get the Covey and you get the negative you party Oh, man, that was a thing You're never going back to California? Yo, you know somebody is feeling good with, yo, this is all I can remember is this right here. When you do this, when you do this, and throw it back like that,

Starting point is 01:06:36 throw the braids back and like, whoa. That motherfucker, that goddamn bubble life of having you fucked up, man. That motherfucker's crashing burns doing that bubble life. I felt safe. have, you fucked up, man. That motherfucker's crashing and burning during that bubble life. I felt safe. Yeah, you did. I knew I can get wasted, and I had good people, family around me, and nothing was going to happen. And you know what meant a lot to me? The time that you spent with my son.

Starting point is 01:06:55 You know, like, that was cool, because you always talk about it. You're such a good mom. You are. Yeah, like, you're a mom mom. You're like, mom moms just start momming when their kids not even around. It's like this. My kids are in college. You need to get off that rock right now.

Starting point is 01:07:10 Mom's just jumping, mom. And that's how you were for me. And that race that you can, I can't stop talking about it. Don't cry, Donnell. No, I'm just saying she made that race happen. She tricked the shit out of the little kids. Them little motherfuckers got so much lungs.

Starting point is 01:07:27 They literally ran like one acre one way. Right? And they could have started the race over there, right there. She was like, we're going to do a race. They could have started right there. It came this way. They ran that way. Then ran all the way back.

Starting point is 01:07:41 Uphill. Uphill. The race was uphill. To go back to start. Okay, we started. Okay, we got to run up there. And they still had Uphill. The race was uphill. To go back to start. Okay, we're starting. Okay, we got to run up there. And they still had some gas. And you did that shit.

Starting point is 01:07:48 My son tried to tower you over and shit. But that was so special to me because it's something about Yellow Springs. Like, anybody that came there, like, everybody felt like they had to chip in some kind of way on the quality of life there. You know what I'm saying? It's like whether I bring a cooler over or whether, you know, like he's got to do a Zoom and I hold his kids down, his son down,

Starting point is 01:08:10 second inside of it too. And you held me down a couple times. You know, it's just like, man, having that feeling and coming back to L.A., look at me, I'm in a crazy jacket right now. And going back, I'm going back. Have to go back.'m going back have to go back but just to have that experience and didn't know that there are people and communities that

Starting point is 01:08:32 act like that you know you can leave your keys in the car running and you got a better chance to run out of gas and somebody steal the car. We left our keys in the car. No, we don't. I'm not gonna put his business out there in the street. But it was like another one of my favorite memories. We always leave our kills in the car at the mill. Yo, seriously, you wanna know one of my favorite memories out there?

Starting point is 01:09:00 What? It was me, Dave, Tiff, and Common, and a couple other cats. And we're walking down the center of the street. We just leave Dino's. And some dude was across the way at the gas station with his chick on the back of a motorcycle. And he beckoned to Dave.

Starting point is 01:09:21 And Dave was like, oh, no, we're going to deal with this right now. Small town beef jumped off fast. Niggas bring out slingshots and shit. Small town beef jumped off fast. I guess this dude had done some work for Dave's mom.

Starting point is 01:09:36 And then the building gets settled right or whatever, but the dude went to Yelp. Oh, that's how they go now. The dude went to Yelp. And they'll tell go now so they grab their phone the dude went to yelp and they'll tell him stop put that phone down put it down so he yelped dave's mom so dave crossed the street like a nigga right like hey hold on y'all fuck all this fun i gotta deal with this thing on this bike and so me and carmen are sitting even looking like how long are we gonna

Starting point is 01:10:02 let this argument take place before we intervene and the good news is because we were in yellow spring nobody had whipped out any phones because this can't go down on ventura boulevard without phones coming out but nobody whipped out any phones so we sat back we cool whatever but then dave you know again dave hit the boss move and he was just like i'll pay that bill right now and he's taking out the money and he's like i don't want your money dave i don't want your money it's about respect you know anytime he says I don't want your money it's about respect it's completely about the money right so so the bitch on the back of the bike

Starting point is 01:10:33 though she was just counting the money and then me and Carmen even peeped her she was I'm not going to say how much it was she took one of the hundreds put it away and then told Dave he was a hundred short and then told Dave and was 100 short. Oh. And he told Dave, and Dave was so caught up in the moment, we didn't even want to

Starting point is 01:10:49 intervene with that, because we're like, that's no money for Dave, so let's just keep playing out. But she skimmed 100 off, because she was like, y'all argue, I'm collecting. He was like, here, take the money. He's like, it's not about the money. And she was like, I'll take it. And so she started being his counter. And it was just, I'm telling you, like, these

Starting point is 01:11:04 stories were just these were like can't weak beefs it was yellow springs they got into the food fight that night like it was these kind of stories I know a place

Starting point is 01:11:20 ain't nobody crying Ain't nobody crying. Ain't nobody worried. Ain't no smiling faces. No, no. Lying to the races. Help me. Come on. Help me.

Starting point is 01:11:45 Somebody help me now. Can you sing it? Oh, oh, oh. Ah. I know a place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah. I'll take you there.

Starting point is 01:11:58 Oh, yeah. Help me now. Say it. Ah. I'll take you there. Come on now. Help me. I'll take you there. Come on now and help me. I'll take you there. I know a place.

Starting point is 01:12:14 Ain't nobody crying. Ain't nobody worried. Ain't no smiling faces. Lying to the racist. Somebody help me now. Help. now back me up it's I know a place Ain't nobody crying I'll take you there This has been the Donnelly Rawlings show

Starting point is 01:13:12 Thank you Nikki Come on y'all bitches The worst backup bitches ever I'll take you there The Donnelly Rawlings show I'll take you there I said river nigga Take it there I'll take you there. I said river nigga, take you there.

Starting point is 01:13:25 I'm the wee man. I'll take you there. River bitch will take you where? I'll take you there. Noodles will take you where? I'll take you there. River Queens. River Queens.

Starting point is 01:13:43 I'll take you there. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been a very interesting episode of the Don and Rolla show we want to thank all our guests Julia White for coming out Nikki we want to shout out

Starting point is 01:13:50 your Instagram most people want to do that Nikki Golightly Nikki Golightly Joanna Roberts and Urkel over there nigga I said it I said it Urkel

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