Donnell - If you're happy and you know it WAP your yams!

Episode Date: September 27, 2020

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I'm trying not to interrupt The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck y'all bitch ass niggas, you'll never take my place, niggas. Thank you. You already know when you hear that music it's going to be a glorious happy day. That reminds me back in the day, happy days, it was happy but it always wasn't happy. But I want to start by saying this, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands if you're happy and you know it and you got the what is it and you're down to show it if you're done well doesn't sound like you're really down to show it right doesn't sound like that's the right way to start a podcast

but guess what i am happy you might not it, but look at this cheesy face. Where's my camera? This is the face you make when you got to make it happen, when sometimes things aren't supposed to happen that way. You got to maintain your professionalism, and you got to understand that you have a future in this, and you're going to continue to do it. We want to shout out, what's our sponsors? Oh, we'd like to thank Hawthorne today.

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I like that. I love the product. They got one for work and one for play, and I like to play and work at the same time. That's whythorne.co. Thank you to Hawthorne. That's a good product. I like that. I love the product. They got one for working, one for playing. I like to play and work at the same time. That's why I love it. Stop the music. What do you do? Are you working or playing right now?

You know what? I would like to think that I have the type of job that's work and play at the same time. i give you example people ask me like i have to do a show in hawaii i'm like i'm going to hawaii they're like is it for work or for play and i'm like i'm in the business of play and work so i feel like i'm blessed to be able to have a job that i can continue to have fun with. Meet the right people. Create podcasts. A lot of hard typing going over there. Is that typing related?

I'm almost out of focus. Is that for the show? She's trying to send a message. What is going on? Also, they need to know when you're talking to River Bob. So, Ian. Because they want to get you on. Okay, so we started the podcast off with, it's a very popular song.

Mm-hmm. If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Do you know the song? I think I know the song. Do you want, okay. Do you want to try to sing along with everyone? I think I'm good. I think I'm good.

You sure? Yeah. I'm good. I think I'm good. You sure? Yeah. I'm good. But part of it is, so you know you're happy. Yeah. So the song goes, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Right. With that said, being the team player that we all are,

and have the cohesiveness and the support that we have for each other you don't want to try it again I think I'm clapping on the inside no because the people can't see clapping on the inside just for the sake of happiness we're going to try it again hit it from the top that's right this is another fun-filled love

fest of the donna rollins show we started off earlier by trying to encourage people to be happy only if you know it so we're gonna do like this if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Uh-oh. If you're happy. Continue the song. Everybody continue. And you know it, clap your hands. If you're happy and you know it, and your face will surely show it.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Do not shoot me, Donnell. You're not happy today, Javince? I've had an amazing day. I am about to have my products sold in different stores. I've had a wonderful day. I've been ready for this day. Woke up early.

I've been dressed since 8 a.m. Did you eat? Yeah. Who cooked? Youm. Did you eat? Yeah. Who cooked? You did. Was it wonderful? It was great because I hadn't had bacon in a long time. Turkey. Turkey bacon. As-salamu alaykum. As-salamu alaykum.

Here's the reality of today. Here's probably going to be the reality of this podcast. And I tried to encourage everyone to do Happy You Know It. We can't always be happy. Sometimes we get upset.

But then love prevails and we get past things. How long have we been here? Almost two and a half months. Two and a half months. We've lived together for two and a half months. Two and a half months. We've lived together for two and a half months. We had some great days

and we've had some bad days. And it's been very trying because as we promote this summer camp environment, it is summer camp. It's like, yay. But after a while, everybody can get frustrated.

You can get frustrated with field trips. You can get frustrated with, oh, we got to wait for this person. We got to wait for that person. And you can be frustrated with field trips. You can get frustrated with, oh, we got to wait for this person. We got to wait for that person. And you can be frustrated with living with someone for so long. Living with me for two and a half months, what are the things that are the most trying or testing about living with me?

Like your bipolarism and what else? I've never seen a shrink. You think I'm bipolar? I know you're bipolar and you're a narcissist. We already know you're a narcissist, but I think those two. Who is we? We? I think she just lumped me in there.

No, I didn't say anything about you. I'm talking about your fans. We've already had two episodes in regards to your narcissism. No, but I was being very sarcastic when I was talking about being, when people consider me a narcissist. And I don't believe that my fans think I'm a narcissist. Okay. Well, I think that's something to look into.

We've discussed that, though. I've known you longer. Yeah, we've had a whole episode we discussed it i know but not and not you don't see it in a negative light yeah well i'm saying how does that affect other people well how did let me ask the question can i no no no yeah but i want to how does that affect me as a business person how does it affect me as a comedian and how does that affect me my experience on living with you so that's i'm answering the question so i think a cumulative of those two things has been trying you said it was trying but in regards

to what happened today that had nothing to do with our living situation my energy was positive and another outside source had then disrupted that energy so for me i sat down and i exhaled and then there was a reaction from an exhale um but i came into this situation on a very high positive note i've been ready to do the episode all fucking day so um i don't i don't think it correlates with the two what what your where your frustration lies or where it had lied before the episode um but in regards to living with you we lived together before so we didn't really live together well yeah you're right we were both on tour so and we're different people now um but also also like not being able to sleep that was that was an issue for me because i i function better when i eat and sleep

those two yeah those three things uh oh turn the phones off that's me i don't believe i'm a narcissist what you we've already had this conversation yeah but you you you when you when you guys talked about it... You know what? Really? It's crazy because you'll curse Daryl out and you'll talk to him, but then you'll curse me out and then do this whole silent treatment thing. But he's the most annoying. I don't understand.

Well, you deal with people with different personalities. But here's the thing. people call me when people call me narcissist and people call me bipolar and then i asked and then i'll be a kaki i said hmm what does the narcissist and the bipolar person do for his friends and his family what does that person do what does that work i i you know like when i when i hear careful using the bipolar that's what i say we're not doctors that's right narcissism is my thing is like we can say that i know but my thing is like and i hear people complain about me i hear people talk shit about me i hear people talk shit about me that i would not expect to come out of those

people's mouths and those same people that do that toward me or have those feelings toward me, I do the most for those people. And it's not just in this. I'm talking about in life. And it's just period. Right. It's like I ask myself, how do you feel a way about a person that does so much and tries so fucking hard to put his people his family into a better position and even with that said okay you know you might be like okay

a day you're not gonna be happy-go-lucky with everybody but I don't understand on a scale how they are the same thing but but you can't so it's it can't be like black and white right so if we're talking about if you've um contributing to someone's life or your loved ones or your family's life um and you're doing doing the act of doing and providing it it it doesn't negate all the other stuff like you're a whole human being okay well i mean can i finish we have whole experiences with with a person so with all of it so the complaining i'm not sure what you're in regards to what you're talking about talking shit or talking bad about you but i know i know it goes down i know this is a i know i'm as a whole

but guess what as a whole the things a whole, the things that get highlighted the most aren't the positive shit. It's not the positive shit. I barely get a thank you. No, no, no. What I'm saying is, I understand what you said, but people put the energy into what they consider to be negative more than the positive and that's where it becomes frustrating to me and that's when people call me when they call me a narcissist and when people call me a bipolar it really frustrates me because i'm like this are you talking about an incident are you talking about a date are you

taking a whole friendship in a relationship over a long period of time and i think it's not fair i don't think it's fair when people oh he's this he's in that okay what else is he what's the positive that don't get no light but you know yeah and that's sad that it doesn't get light but you can be all of those things it's sad that and and we i came to you and i said you know people don't tell you they love you enough i i support you. I've said that. And I think it's important that people, as much as they can call you a narcissist, then they can also appreciate you and tell you how much they love you. But they never do.

But they never do. And that's the sad thing. And that's the sad thing. And I feel that across on so many levels. That's sad. It's sad. I feel like that. And you don't want to say you do stuff to get stuff back.

You do it out of your heart. Right. But eventually, every once in a while, somebody would like to hear, thank you. No, everyone wants to hear that. Everyone wants to hear that. It's a human nature. You don't want to be felt like you're taken advantage of. But are you even giving those people opportunities too?

You know what I mean? Are you shutting down? This is just generally speaking. Are you, is there a moment too after whatever has transpired? Are you open to even hearing the love? No, I don't want like when I'm fucked up about something, you know, fuck the love. I'm just saying it's like what's frustrating to me is that because I know, I really know. I know what I've contributed to summer camp right

I know how I go above and beyond to make people happy and it's times when we've done stuff here where I did not have the energy you know I'm saying I did not feel like it we've had river trips where I'm like fuck it I got lit the night before and I didn want to go. But I went because I didn't want to let anybody down. And with that said, you know, I'm not begging for nobody to say thank you or whatever, but it's for me, and this is for me, like if people in life put the same energy on talking shit and hating as they would to show love and appreciation, the people be at a different place.

Years ago when I had a sketch group, I had a sketch group, it was called The Secret Society. I talked about this on episodes before where I thought there wasn't a lot of opportunities for minorities in sketch comedy in New York. This was 20-something years ago. I developed a sketch group. I found a place for us to practice our sketches. I was the head writer of the sketches. I cooked

for this sketch group. I did everything for the sketch group. I had goals I set. At the beginning of this, I said, I want us to be touring. I want us to be in publications. All the goals that I set for this group, within a year, I said I want to sign with an agency. Within a year, no, within six months, every goal that I set, it was met. We signed with APA at the time. It was the fourth largest film and television agency in the country. The only reason, they wanted to sign me and another young lady. And I told them that I wasn't going to sign with them unless they signed the whole group. And we're talking about people that were going to be breakaway talents. They were already going to be successful,

but at this point, this was probably the biggest thing in their career. And those same people that I looked out for was talking shit about me. How was he in charge? Why does he have the last say in everything? Nobody acknowledged the work and the loyalty of that group. And I got frustrated and said, fuck the group. I'm going to go solo. I'm going to do my thing myself. And as soon as I made that decision, 60% of the guys that were in the group career kind of faltered.

Right. My shit was growing. But it just was frustrating to me. Like, I don't understand why people do that. Ego, maybe? I don't know. It seemed like. A lot of people don't like to give anyone anyone credit for anything that happened you know what i

mean they want they want to feel like they did everything themselves when in reality no no one's done anything themselves i think people get i think people forget yeah i think people get comfortable and it's just like i'm not going to make this a big issue or whatever, but it's just interesting to me because, again, especially me, this is just me. I do and give so much. Yeah. And those people could get frustrated after a while. You know, those people could feel like,

when am I going to feel like it's coming back and sometimes if you don't feel that then it could fuck friendships up for sure for sure it's like when you work in like social services or something like that or like which was a job i wanted to do years ago because my mother was trying to save kids and stuff forever for real yeah yeah i worked i did that i did that for a while and it's it's draining on your energy because you're just giving shit up all the time you know what i mean you're just constantly like giving to people but i think like the the i hate to say the universe but the universe handles that like as giving as you are you've always been giving.

And I always felt like no one ever sees that side of you, like outside of the comedy or outside of seeing your performance. A lot of people don't really see how much you do, like how giving you are, how open you are, all the things that you've done at this camp. Sometimes I feel like you don't see it. I do see it. I see it, and I appreciate it, and do see it. I see it and I appreciate it.

And I tell you when I have the opportunity to. I have to pull you aside. Look how angry you just got earlier. You don't, you're not open to even hearing that. I mean, but you telling somebody how you really feel about them when they're upset is not the, I don't think that's the right time. You think that's the right time?

You don't ever want to talk. We had to try to have a meeting with you don't you're not open to having meetings or talks you never want to no i don't want to talk i don't want so because you have to be open to it so even outside of me you have to be open for the people the loved ones in your life that your significant others eventually when austin gets older you have to be open for both of it you have to be open for the argument part. You have to be open for the argument part of it. I don't have a problem with the argument. You have to be open for the talk.

And you're not even giving people opportunities to even tell you thank you or even to show their appreciation because you're cutting it off. I don't think, I don't, I'm not going to agree. I've seen it. I'm not going to agree with that. I'm living proof of it.

I'm not going to agree with that. I mean, if you have time. I had to fight to tell you that I love you and support you the other night. When? The other day. When? In the morning before the river. I had to shake you and say, I am here for you.

I support you. I love you. Because you see red. You know, when you're in a moment of whatever coming off of the night before, you're not even open to receiving the positive stuff. So you have to be open for it. All right. Well, even open to receiving the positive stuff. So you have to be open for it. All right.

When you want to say the positive stuff, could you do me a favor? Could you take your lashes off? I can't. They're eyelash extensions. But could you? They're eyelash extensions. Well, when you want to say you love me, whatever. I tell you I love you all the time. Not with your lashes off.

I tell you I love you all the time. And most people don't. And last i tell you i love you all the time and most people don't and that's what i was telling you the last just make a difference you know that right listen to me serious moment when that's what i was telling you the other morning i said most people do not tell you how much they love you they don't tell you how much they support you and are here for you that's what i said to you and i know you're feeling that i know you feel that and for me i try to tell you when i can and this is what your lashes on off i have to shake you to tell you so can i can i say this time to smash that like button y'all show down how you love them leave a comment leave a review on apple itunes tell them how much you love them you know what's so weird

but out of everyone here i'm the one nobody's here out of everyone fucking here i'm the one nobody's fucking here out of everyone here i do the most i'm the talent and the help i love you i support you i'm here for donnell i'm here for you and i always tell you that so you don't agree so i don't agree with the lashes what can i finish my sentence go for it um mind you everyone is just here go for it is it safe to say does sometimes you stank my thing is could you go could you i'm not stink towards you could you google uh go to i'm not saying you i can't be. I have a lot of things going on. That's stank. Someone stole my couch.

You know what I mean? I have a broke bitch that was in my house. There's so many things Somebody stole your couch. But guess who, guess who, guess who would have,

guess who's, when your couch got stolen, guess who said, what are we going to do about this? Exactly. But it's like, you can't expect me not to wear that during the day.

I know when you're, you have issues with stuff and you're whatever, you have issues with Stephanie or whatever, you're carrying that. I can't carry my shit. And you always think my face is towards you. Like, I can just be sitting here. And I'd be like, nigga, get out of my face.

When I have those issues, I don't let it affect how I talk to you. Yes, you do. When I have issues in my personal life how I talk to you. Yes, you do. When I have issues in my personal life. It tends to leak. You may not see it, but it does. I don't agree with that. Oh, my God.

I don't think this is what you're talking about. The Stank Urban Dictionary. The smell that is present when you are having sex. No. Close the door. You're letting all the stank out. That's not the same thing. I know.

I know. I know. Something stinky. Hold on. Oh, an adjective used for a hoe? the same thing. I know, I know, I know. Something stinky. Hold on. Oh, an adjective used for a hoe? No. No. I know, I know, I know, I know.

Stank attitude. Put attitude in there. See what happens. I don't have a stank attitude. At times. What does that say? No, I don't. If someone says no to you, then you're like, that's the boundary conversation that we have to have.

Okay, true. You know why? Because no one should ever say no to me. That's the problem. Well, at 12, 1 o'clock, I'm saying no. At 2 a.m., I'm saying no. I don't ask you of anything at 12 midnight or 2 o'clock. When did I do that?

I don't know. What? You did it to David. What? You cursed him out because he didn't have the drone shot ready. You probably don't even remember that. That's the thing. You don't even remember what you do.

Wait, I was talking about you. You knocked on her door looking for your iPhone cable. Oh, that was like 5 o'clock in the morning. I thought you were talking about the drone shot. No, no. That was like 12 o'clock in the morning. When did I curse him out for the drone shot? It was at one of these nights.

Yeah, one night. You wanted to see the drone shot and i was like my computer can't handle 4k footage and you were like mad as shit but okay first off and you try to send him home all right first off all right first off all right that i don't give a fuck any ep or whatever if like i agree with you i told you that like that's not fair that's a i don't i didn't curse out no you didn't curse me out No but that's kinda like Like No you kinda cursed me out

Okay okay But I understand it I understand it Now you're reneging No no I'm not reneging I'm saying like I understood it I told you straight up

Whatever baby No you're No he's To have I should be prepared In my job To have the tools To have the tools

And I told him I'm sorry I don't have the tools right now And we talked it out Right That's the truth But one time You did knock on Javanta's door,

middle of the night, looking for an iPhone cable, and I thought, that's pretty crazy. No, that's not. You don't, because you don't have an iPhone. You don't have. Every day with a cable. You got that Samsung. Mind you, Donnell has stolen all of my iPhones.

Yo, anybody that listened to this, this has ruined friendships and marriages. Stealing a motherfucker's cube or their cable. You know what I'm saying? I'm down to my last cube and my last cable. And in this house, if you go out, say you go out to have a good time, and you fucking look in the outlet and you don't see the cable, you're ready to lose your shit.

And she has all my cables. I don't have all your cables, Donnell. I have not borrowed one single cable from you. Every cable you've had, you've borrowed it from me and I haven't got it back. So what's the solution? The solution is we write our names. Well, the pink cable we know is yours.

Pause. So we know pink cable Donnell. Look at those. I have a black cable. I have an original iPhone charger and that's all I'm down to. You stole my gray super charger. How did I steal it and it charger. And that's all I'm down to. You stole my gray supercharger. How did I steal it? It was in your room today. Because I stole it back.

Exactly. I stole it back. I got stank attitude right here. Stank attitude. Bad attitude or being rude. Does it have anything to do with lashes? Do you think I'm fucking playing with you? Don't be coming at me with that with the stupid stank

remarks or the stupid stank attitude it said remarkable yeah people you stink anymore i think you know what part of it is too you know what i've been feeling a little depressed lately and i never admit to that depressed yeah i know that's so weird okay most people that are get deal with depression people don't know about it until it's kind of too late and the reason why because we have been here for two and a half months right and we've been living in this fantasy wonderland where we've been having activities every day right we've been around loved ones every day right we've been around loved ones every day. We've been around positive vibes, eating well or whatever. And now the thought of it

being over, it's kind of like the last couple of days, it's had me in a funk because you know, the LA life is not right. You know? Did you get to not right you know yeah that's the

the only thing you know it's just and I get to see that that's another thing I am excited because that's been the thing the whole summer he came out here for like two weeks we had a great time and then it's been like four weeks since I've seen him but even with me being able

to see him I'm seeing him. But even with me being able to see him, I'm seeing him in a place that's locked down. I'm seeing him in a place that doesn't have the bubble that we created here. And the activities and the things that I get to do with him won't be as exciting as the things that I get to experience here. Nothing is going to be as exciting as this this is pretty much as as exciting as as it could get how long how long is this shit gonna last what do you mean this

shit the covid or what do you mean they don't have no i haven't even been watching the news i don't know what the fuck is going on they're in trial three they're in like late trials of vaccines right now so you know there's like they're saying that people are going to start getting the vaccine early 2021. Some people are saying it's not going to work. You know, there's all kinds of shit, but it's moving right along. I mean, it's going to eventually be gone. We know that. I'm guessing that 2021 is not going to be a lot of torn for us, unfortunately.

Maybe we can find some social distancing to do but i think we've adapted to the point where i think the masks are effective personally and i think that you know we're clearly getting in the right direction we're going to have a vaccine at some point they're getting a lot of positive reactions from that so i don't know how long it's going to last, though. What are your plans going back to L.A., Javanta? Well, I got to try to figure out. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's my birthday, so I plan on going out to the country, and then there's Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year. So I don't really anticipate being in L.A. longer than two weeks, maybe,

two, three weeks, if that normally I'm I'm out of here um but I also I've my agent's been calling me so things are picking back up um I got potential opportunity to sell my show so I think that's what I'll focus on just writing um pitching circling back to people that are interested in our projects before, and my oil. So that's the plan. Where are you going out of the country? I don't know yet. I want to go somewhere that will allow us because only like –

Are we going? No, I meant Americans. You can come. You can come wherever you want. I'm not invited nowhere. I know the last day niggas were like, oh, thank God Ninja no you could miss me when the rip I thought we were buying a house out here what happened who is we buying yes the Donnell Rowling show I thought about I'm still thinking about it but it's like fuck that's winter time now

what burn some wood no it's like, fuck, that's wintertime now. That's why I'm like, what are you going to do when it's cold as hell out here? What? Burn some wood. No, it's so funny because everybody, even the people that live here, they always say, yeah, the summertime is nice, but winter sucks. But I'm kind of cool with four seasons. I'm kind of cool with snow for a while. Yeah.

I'm kind of cool. Because one thing you never, you need your computer right now doing the show yeah well i'm just curious for what in case you want me to look up anything i don't you never look up the things i swear i don't know if that oh geez please why am i so paranoid about this i think my computer broke that's's what it is. Damn. I might be out of computer. I think my computer broke. What I was saying about, like, everybody that talks about, you know,

they only like, they like Yellow Springs and Ohio in the summertime. Right. But in the wintertime, again, I'm not mad at it. Because one feeling you never feel in California is being toasty. Yeah, from a fire. From a fire or coming from outside temperatures that are super cold and then going to where it's toasty, make you want to get a snuggie, make you want to cuddle up, make you want to be in love with somebody and cuddle. I'm not mad at it.

I like it. I like the winter. If you can just do some shit, you know what I mean? Yeah. You get a lot of things done. What do they do can just do some shit, you know what I mean? Yeah. I think. You get a lot of things done. What do they do? Snowmobiles and shit out here, right?

Yeah. All kinds of shit. Snowmobiles. Probably drive to the mountains and do snowboarding. You ever go snowboarding? So you're typing something that's a part of the show right now? I'm opening it in case you need to look for something. Her password is 300 letters wrong.

Put those on. Or turn them down. The headphones. Can you turn my headphones down? Number one. Number one. Right there. Yeah, you were right there.

Right there. Yep. Turn that one down. Turn it down all the way. It's not you, right, Donnell? No. Okay, yeah, that's good. It's all the way down.

Yeah, say that. Perfect. You ever snowboard? I've never done those white boy activities? I've never done white boy activities. I haven't done white boy activities. But so is river rafting. I know, but I just started it. I could do snowboarding.

Now, I don't know if I could trust snowboarding because I got it. Yeah. Legs and to perform. No, it's not that. I had knee surgery before when I tore my patella. So I don't really. So you wouldn't be afraid of getting injured again if you know that's the reason why i probably wouldn't snowboard yeah even when we

were playing softball and we beat the shit out of y'all for three games in a row you know i had to really take precautions not to tear my shit again we beat y'all okay what'd you say the streets has the best highlight reel we have the best comeback and the best highlight reel okay all right i caught three balls on y'all but zero wins that's fine that's fine that's not fine that's fine that's fine so so you're excited and you're playing a really good game and having a really great comeback i love my teammates how do you have a comeback when the final score is 17 to 5 no we had 7 it It was 16-7. A comeback.

Do you know what a comeback means? We started at zero to 11. I know, but do you know what a comeback means? A comeback doesn't mean get it close. You don't come back to lose. A comeback is when you come back and win the game. Oh, my God. You see that comeback in the Super Bowl?

They came back and lost by seven. Yeah, a comeback is when the Patriots beat the Falcons when they were down by like 24 points, pretty much equivalent to what we were beating the shit out of y'all with. And not only that, we had 10 people on our team, and y'all had nine people in the infield and 13 people in the outfield. And y'all still fucking lost. Well, we had some old heads on our team.

We had Butterfingers. When we talk about old heads, our team had to be, our team averaged the age of 40. Our team averaged the age of 50. And we had some people that didn't. How old is Mickey? What? How old is Mickey?

I'm not going to blow up like that, but y'all had way more younger people than we had. All our people on our team had gray hair. Everybody on our team had gray hair. So I don't understand. I think our average was about 40 as well i think we had a equal amount we had like two kids you had one kid so you're proud that three weeks in a row y'all got slaughtered yes because i love my team and i think we did a great job towards the end of the game yesterday. That's it.

That's it. You're going to rock with the streets? I'm going to rock with the streets all day, every day. Are you thinking about starting a kickball league when you get back to L.A.? It could be like a cool. No, I don't want to start a kickball league, but what I do, what I like to do is what we, it's going to be tough because we got the rapid testing machine to make sure everybody's safe. But adults living their youthful life was fun. Even when we were doing this all summer, I had people with VPs, different corporations.

I was like, you know what? This could be something we could do for camaraderie with our company. It was just something because people don't do that anymore. Adults don't come together in groups like... So you're going to do everything but listen to me talk. I'm listening to you, because I even have an idea. It's like when you have a company and they do a company retreat and all the adults, it's like team building.

I'm listening to you. I think that that would be a good idea. And as much as people like... Kickball or river rap or just everything? There's rivers in california but just the whole thing of the outside adventure because one of the things that this uh this summer has shown me is how important it is for your mental state to get some nature in your life you know people always have these mental retreats there's rivers in californ Tell me a river. Sequoia National Forest. I just went up to that with the Kern River.

It's three hours from LA. That's it. I know you got to drive three hours. We met LA. LA. There's no river running through LA. I know. Yeah, you're right.

You got to drive. You got to travel and backpack. You know what? I would go three hours, though. That's tough. I would do it just for the adventure of it. In wintertime, you haven't done white water rapids yet. I've only done white water bitches.

But not no white water rafting. But that's going to be a different level. That's another level, yeah. Because the rivers that we float on, what do they call it? Level courses? Yeah, they call it like. It's like a level zero. Yeah, level zero.

Yeah, it's like they rate it. They rate it. But you're talking about shit like. They call it class three, class. Yeah, we class zero. Yeah, class 1.5. But you're talking about stuff that's like you can't they rate it. Yeah, they're rated but you're talking about class like all like class three class Yeah, we class zero. Yeah class 1.5, but you're talking about stuff just like I would do it put it up with the jacket on it. I would be so I would be so down We're I'm gonna tell you one of these I've said it before is that you know the business that we're in a lot of people that live in California or

Migrate to California all, they go for their careers. So many people, where are you from? Arkansas. Where are you from? Tallahassee. But they go chasing a dream. So it gets you removed from like what you might have grown up doing. I used to hang out in creeks all the time when I was younger.

But then comedy called. I had to go to new york but one of the things about this um this summer and then the pandemic is just made me get more in touch with the country boy in the nature nature side of me and i would love to i'm not would love to i'm going to continue to do that i can't wait to take austin out to a cabin and go go camp and i can't wait to take him to a river out there so that's the one of the positives come out of it for me this whole summer. The desert. There's so much nature in California. That's great.

We're right by the mountains, desert. Man, what is it? Grand Canyon? What is that hike? What are we talking about? We're at Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree. Joshua Tree.

The one close to me. The one everybody... Where the Batman came? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're talking about Griffith. You're talking about Fryman's Canyon or... Yeah, Fryman's and the Canyon or As long as I live in LA, I've never done that. I'm excited to go see that What? I've never done it. Like Griffith hike. I've never done it. I thought it was corny I thought it was like man, I ain't gonna do that hiking shit. I see y'all when y'all come back

I thought it was cool. But then I heard it's all like celebrities and everything up there TMZ even hangs up What's the one where the celebrity or Justin Bieber and those guys go to? Oh, you're talking about Runyon. Runyon Canyon. Yeah, Runyon. That's the one. But Griffith Park is a little bit more. See, Runyon Canyon feels like it's more of a tourist attraction.

Yeah. Yeah, and it has been over the last couple of years. Before it was cool. And I was discouraged because when they told me they got coyotes up there, bitch, I'm like, nah, I ain't fucking with that. Yeah, I've seen coyotes. Yeah, you just see them. They just chill out and they kind of look at you and then they just kind of roll away that bitch, I'm like, nah, I ain't fucking with that. Yeah, I've seen coyotes. Yeah, you just see them. They just chill out and they kind of look at you

and then they just kind of roll away. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. So you look at a coyote in his eyes? Yeah. They're just there. They're just hanging out. It's their home.

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Did I nail it? You got it. All right, now speaking of cologne and smells, you said something stank. You said something about, what was the definition for stank? Stank attitude.

And this is what, I don't know, and I talked about this on stage. How a song, and you know the song I'm getting to, and you introduced me to the song, WAP, right? How does a song get so popular

because of how moist a vagina could be well it's cardi b and they're like the most well megastallion um is on the cover of time magazine because she's one of the most influential people of i guess this year yeah and cardi is on the cover of the um uh cards on the cover of the barber shops because i heard herop is kind of sap. I think she was the one that made the decision to leave. Stank-ass pussy. That's what the streets. No.

What? Like stank? Twerk win. Twerk win. Who said that? Who said that? It was some blue face. Oh, wow.

Okay. He probably gave it to her. What? Blue face? The rapper? Yeah. His nasty ass probably gave it to her what just just blue face the rapper yeah he's nasty ass probably gave it to her i heard so what is the best so blue face said i just want to be clear because i hadn't heard this blue face said that cardi b has stank pussy no he didn't say that he said her twerk win was on fire that's he said trigger so wait for those who who don't know what is twerk win was on fire. That's what you said.

Wait, for those who don't know, what is twerk win? I got to hear the definition of twerk win. He knows what twerk win is. He had a whole episode on it. But maybe it's their first time listeners. For first time listeners, twerk wins is when your butt talks. This is what creates twerk win. When your butt talks, that's why.

Your butt talks? No, come on. You know that moisture. When it's clapping? Yeah, That's why Your butt talks? No, come on You know that moisture When it's clapping Yeah, that's why When the cheeks are clapping Yo, when the cheeks And then the temperature

Goes a certain way And then Because when you do this It creates Like a little Right Oh yeah, one time I was talking

To this guy And you know I've always wanted a butt And like My whole 20s I like had no butt So I was talking to this guy, and he was telling me about- I remember when you didn't have a butt, and you was dealing with mental issues.

Yeah, I was. Okay, go ahead. So this guy, I was like, you know, I wish I had a butt. And he's like, well, he's very cautious of really big butts. I'm the same way. Because you don't know if they clean it. Yo, I'm saying that. Like, how could they get all the you're gonna miss a spot and even if you miss a spot it's like an incubator

you know i'm saying unless you just hold that joint up and put a fan in it it's still gonna get yeah i'm telling me but you don't like big asses man i i'm not a big yo i'm telling when i used to go out with my friends we we never had a problem with women. I'd be like this, oh, look at that bitch with that flat ass over there. I always, this is what I was always into. Slim booties, I don't have to have a big booty. Medium booty, it could even be small. I was a gap man.

I was a gap, what it's called, it's a thigh gap, right? That thigh gap is everything. That's the ventilation. There's always air shooting through it. There's always air shooting through it. There's always air shooting through it. And then when you arch the back, you know, when you arch the back, where they get that part going right there, it's a straight shot. You don't have to be in super shape.

Them big giant butts, you got to lift it up here. You got to do all this type of shit. But them slimmies, this is my favorite joint. They call it, what do I call it? Slick, when you slim and thick. You know, that's one. And not only that, those are the butts. Wait, how are you slim and thick? What are you talking about?

You can do that. Are you talking about like skinny? I'm slim and thick. Like slim. I'm slim and thick. I wouldn't say thick. I wouldn't say you were thick. Well, you don't know what that means.

I don't know. Okay. I guess I don't. No, you're not thick, Javante. I'm thick, baby boy. No. I'm slim. I wouldn't say thick. I wouldn't say you were thick. Well, you don't know what I don't know. Okay, I guess no You're not thick. I'm thick baby boy. No, I'm big. No you got yeah You have no care Change that poster no change that poster. No, I'm certain. cinnamon, listen, cinnamon. Oh, thick. I don't care what y'all say. No, thick, you don't understand. You got yams. The streets have said you got yams.

Right. But thick is a whole different joint. But going back to that, it's thick. Nah, yeah, I'm not thick like that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But that one right there with the, then you have that thigh gap, that's just like a straight shot

you can get in and out but yo can you get twerk wind from the thighs nah you can't get twerk from the twerk wind comes from the booty hole you know pretty much it's hard to keep that joint so just the cheeks clapping

it's like truffle butter truffle butter creates truffle butter. Truffle butter. Right. Truffle butter creates truffle butter, creates twerk wind. Some people like that. Some people like the smell of twerk winds and truffle butter. The smell of twerk wind in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah,

you're not fake. So what were you saying about twerk wind? That's fine. What were you saying about twerk wind? I forgot. I threw you off. You were saying something and I made you... I said twerk wind is... He was talking about what were you saying about twerk when i forget i threw you off you were saying something and i i made you uh i said twerk was he was talking about what um cardi b's record oh yeah yeah yeah what and then like i really i didn't know the song then i broke down the lyrics i not broke down but i read the lyrics of the song and really listened to it because you get a certain age you don't know you got to hear like five six times and um she really thinks that her wet ass is everything like she says one of the parts she says i don't cook and i don't clean and what was it because if she said she don't cook and she don't clean because of her wet ass yeah yeah see that's the thing this was so unfortunate and sends

the wrong message to the young girls out here like they don't think and i'm not saying you have to be domestic or whatever but your pussy can't be everything and can't just be your claim to fame you know i mean how long it was it was kim kardashian's came to fame i think a lot of guys would disagree yeah but it's not gonna it's not you know It does last because you can build an empire. So there's two types of women. The odds? Cardi B doesn't need to have to cook.

She doesn't have to cook or clean. She can get a man that's okay with that. That's what you're saying. But her music got her that. What I'm saying, sending a message sending a message that only thing you have to do to get everything you want is to have wet ass pussy but i don't think that's what she's saying i don't think that's the you don't think

that you don't think that because your pussy probably still wet you're talking about okay go i'm talking about these young girls. And I'm not one of the motherfuckers that hate on the music or whatever. But I just think it sends a crazy message when the only thing that you need to get ahead in life is a wet ass pussy. I understand you said about Kim Kardashian, but it's not a lot of kim kardashians and it's not just kim kardashian's pussy that got her so hot it's her mother managing it managing her wet ass pussy yeah it's the marketing it's the big business sense of it but for these girls to be running around just thinking all you gotta do is have wet ass pussy because if that's the only thing

that you have to offer a relationship or man that's the only thing that he's gonna give a fuck about and eventually he's gonna take advantage of that shit and you're not gonna you're not gonna be anything to him but another piece of wet ass pussy i look at that record differently i think it speaks on more than just wet ass ass pussy i think it speaks on um representation of women's music and voices and and highlighting their pussy because at the end of the day like when i first heard the record when i first heard the record i was like oh my god like what are we doing here because it came let me finish it came right after beyonce's black is I'm like, what are we doing here? Like, I feel like we were just we went. They took us back thousands of years.

But on the flip side of it, it's like you have music that hip hop, the Migos, all these like rap artists that can highlight a pussy and dick and fucking bitches and all this stuff. women talk about how wet their pussy is how wet their pussies are without um pigeonholing the idea that oh well just because my pussy's wet then i can get x y and z i think the record speaks more volumes than just give me one line that speaks volumes one line that volumes away from the fact hey i i don't understand what you're saying i know you don't all right so give me one line that represents what you just said and i think the whole song because at the end of the day if you compare it to other songs that degrade women or that highlight sex and getting head and eating and eating pussy and eating ass it's like like, why isn't that held in the same regard? Like, why can't we have a pussy record?

I never said you could. The song is... But I don't think it's promoting just having a wet pussy and getting by by just having a wet pussy. So what else is... I'm just curious, what else does it promote? Having a vagina and women empowerment. I feel as though that's me.

So you think... You think... You think... I think it's the power in the pussy Like how much power pussy has That's for me What I How I feel about the song

The power in the pussy Pussy has However you Want to take that The only way pussy has that much power Is for a weak motherfucker Cause no pussy Should have enough power

To control And you know what As good This is how I feel. As bomb, this is what an OG told me, comedian. He said, Donnell, he said,

you're going to be successful once you get all the fucking out of your system, all the chicks and everything. He said, because this is what your wet ass pussy... Did you get the fucking out of your system? Yeah. I'm so fucking out of your system all chicks and everything he said because and this is what your wet ass did you get the fucking out of your system yeah i'm so fucking out of my system like but listen and this is what i want to tell you and this is what he said to me like your wet ass pussy and i use this it don't matter how good your pussy is it's never going to be better than new pussy. Period. There's no way.

That's what I'm saying. And I understand what you're saying, the power of the pussy. But for me, for a woman to think. We're talking about two different things. We're not talking about two different things. I'm saying the same. I'm explaining the same. We're not talking about two different things. We're not talking about two different things.

You're talking about the empowerment of your pussy. That's what you're talking about. And I'm saying that it don't have that much power because it don't matter how good you think your pussy is a nigga might have two or three other not as wet pussies they might have different type they got different type but they got tight ass pussies they got uh dry ass pussies but this is a problem women think. They think they pussy is the best and it's not. And like I said, I think we're talking about two different things.

The song isn't about, oh, my pussy is the best pussy. It's celebrating pussy. So it's celebrating it. It's not saying, oh, we got the best and they no bitch coming after us. Like that's not what we're saying.

That's not what it's saying. You're not explaining what it's... You're saying that, but you're not explaining it. I just said it. It's the power... It's the power of the pussy. So, the representation of the pussy. What you're trying to say,

what I'm receiving from you, is that we think our wet pussy... Stacey, we're talking about wet pussy right now. Come in, come in, Stacey. We think our wet pussy is the end all be all and there's not another bitch with the next one. I think it is no future in just having a wet ass pussy. I agree with you.

I agree with you. That's what I'm saying. We were talking about two different things. In a relationship, Stacey, how. So you're talking about a relationship. That's what I'm saying. Then you're compartmentalizing this conversation. So if we're talking about in relationships as in regards to relationships yes your cannot be the only thing that you contribute that's what i'm saying okay so you have

you got to break it down then because that's why i said we're having two different where you're saying i was talking about what the song represents you were now we're talking about two different things what the song represents for women not for right so now we're talking about in relationships your can't be the only thing that you contribute to a relationship. Okay. That's what you say. But when you tell me, as a man, you got your wet ass pussy.

I have a hard ass dick, okay? So we're even. Right. In relationships. In relationships. Okay. But if you tell me, I don't cook, I don't clean because of this wet ass pussy, and I sit on stage, I was like, well, you know what? Maybe I don't need. I don't clean because of this wet ass pussy. And I said, I was like, well, you know what?

Maybe I don't need a pussy that wet. Maybe I need a dryer pussy that can make a casserole that can make an apple pie. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm trying to say. And I, you know, and I know it's a catchy song and I'm not trying to be the old dude that hate on it or whatever. But I personally think it sends a weird message when you say all in regards to a relationship. Right. So you don't want your wet ass pussy to

have a relationship i do i yes yeah but i know that my pussy is not the only thing that i'm contributing to a relationship they didn't say i have the wherewithal they didn't talk about they didn't talk about the iq in the song okay well it but it's just it's a song it's a song and it's just it's it's just an anthem What is it? Yeah With her wet ass pussy She got a degree With her wet ass pussy But she's still contributing more

Now she's contributing education And whatever comes after that And her wet ass pussy So it is promoting more than just that And you don't have a vagina. We need to have a dick anthem. Oh, there's so many. There's so many.

That's what I'm saying. There's so many dick anthems. Put it in your mouth. There's so many. There's so many songs. Men, we need a dick anthem. All right, let's do it. But to wrap it up In regards to relationships

Wait wait You're real loud right now Back up Sorry I can't hear myself To your point Speaking to your point In regards to relationships

I don't think The pussy is the only thing You should contribute To a relationship I don't think so either Because after a while It's gonna be old It's gonna be old

And it's not gonna be wet forever They can't say that In the song though It is a good song. It is a great song. I thought it was a great song. I thought it was a catchy song. But Donnell, are you going to make the dick anthem?

That's on you. You got to do it. If we need it, you got to do it. Write that down in your notes. I'm going to make a song called Dilf Dick. There you go. Dilf. Dilf.

I'm living my Dilf life. Dilf life. My wet ass pussy. I know a lot of older women with wet ass pussy. So it will be wet forever all right are you to say that older woman's pussy isn't wet you know what I got in trouble about that because that you know what I did you said that no I didn't say that but I I'm glad that Stacey said that

So she said Stacey said Maybe you're not making it wet What did you talk about? I'm glad she said it Because if it would have came from me Then I would have got hella heat So Stacey said

Maybe you're not making the pussies wet First off Boom Drop a bomb on Stacey's car She threw And she went and she went upstairs she went upstairs that was a half court shot that was a half court shot she went upstairs and i went as busy she did and i'm out and dropped the mic all right i've never had any

complaints okay maybe one two oh yeah we were so so oh are we hooked up to the bluetooth so donnell and i had a conversation we i've heard the street said that he got trashed dick so now we need to call three people no we we're calling okay let's call one person that can attest to your dick not being trashed first off uh that was in a conversation on lip service and it was a joke they asked they the question asked donnell has your dick ever been trashed and i wasn't gonna sit here like i'm batting 1000 i said i didn't have some bad nights so whatever i said but for the most part i it's not trash and you took that as my dick is trash all the time i've had some bad nights it's happening you said you said you were gonna get one person you could call that yeah you said that you got one person

that will prove from their mouth to our ears that your dick isn't trash. Because right now, the streets, they know you got some trash ass dick. I'm calling now. Is it on? You can call yourself. You're so funny. I ain't never had your dick baby boy Baby boy

Not ever Ever ever Ever ever I ain't gonna do that No you said you had people Go ahead Jesus don't call you out He said it

We had two conversations about this Chill chill chill Cause he's saying one thing we gotta hear it all right hold on he called you oh do we have that on the roadcaster what play the mystery oh no we don't have that one we got like the mystery do do do do whatever that is what's that what's that what i want to save these women's privacy no no no no no no you can't do that donnell you can't renege on the combo that would be a tough one just to get a random phone call and be like telling my dick ain't trash.

Yeah, that's a tough one. I wouldn't want to do that. Okay, okay. I don't want to do that. So then, you just got to listen to the streets and the streets say. The streets just say,

Angela Yee does not represent all the goddamn streets. Yeah, she really does though. She's in the Radio Hall of the Music. She's in the Radio Hall of Fame, but she's not in the. Radio Hall of Fame.

No, I'm correcting myself. I'm correcting myself. I said Radio Music Hall of Fame. You wore one today. Wow, he's mad. I think he's mad. Because it's dick trash. He can't prove it.

Oh, my God. How could... Wow. The only way you can prove it is by Don right now. Go. And tell her what? Tell her what? Dick her down.

Dick her down. Nah, that girl. Oh, my God. She said birthday dick. Give Dawn some birthday dick, and then she'll come out. Oh, my God. I need to stamp yellow springs. She said you're not ready for this walk.

What? Are you laughing at that? I thought you was with the Dips. I'm trying, man. I'm trying. But if you can't call anybody. I can call. I'm trying to think about how you can redeem yourself.

That would be so. They going in on you. That would be so rude for me to call. I know. But they can be anonymous. We won't know the name. Nah, I got to give a. Hold on.

Got to give them a heads up. You can give them a heads up, but we don't know the name no i gotta give a hold on gotta give him a heads up you can give him a heads up but we don't know who this person is i just need to hear it from their mouth saying that your dick ain't trash okay wow bottom line we're having it make sure you tell them that this is anonymous make sure to tell them it's on the podcast recording as well yeah i don't need to we don't need to get sued for this because y'all donald swears up and down that he got decent dick but we don't know first off first off i mean he never said that to me to be. And I don't hear him talking about that too often. I need someone.

No, I've heard. We're having an argument about my sex. I need someone to validate. Validate. No, they need to answer truthfully, not validation. Just dick. Is my dick trash or not? That's a good one, Don.

Are you a phone guy? We're waiting, Donnell. Is this real? Are you really texting? Just text, pick up the phone if you're there, if you want. If not, don't pick up the phone. Can't wait for them to text back. Oh, I got one, too.

Uh-oh, here he goes. Now he's getting neat. Now he's I got one too Uh oh here he goes Now he's getting in the phone book Here he goes Hold on This is great Wait a minute Oh we don't get no reception here We don't get no reception

FaceTime audio We don't get no reception I don't want to reception What's up I don't wanna do this Instagram Be about it You was really You was talking all that good shit You was talking your shit

The other night You was talking your shit Alright ladies and gentlemen For some reason We don't get receptions here At the mill And I wanna thank All the people that have been listening.

And I want to thank the Grinnell Mill Bread and Breakfast for hosting us all summer long. If you're ever in Yellow Springs, you need a dope place to stay. A dope place to be close to the rivers, lakes, and nature. It's one of those places that you'll fall in love with. Make sure you book at the Grinnell Bed and Breakfast here in Yellow Springs and tell Susan that we sent you. I'm Donnie Rollins, and know my dick is not trash. And next week, I'll line them up.

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