Donnell - Itty Bitty NAT Committee!

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

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What? What? What? Yo, yo, I'm trying not to interrupt. The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck out, bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. That's right, boys and girls. If you followed the evolution of the Donnie O'Rollins show, you know when we first started, we didn't have a cheesy beat. But what I found out is that a lot of people love the cheesy beat. And they like it when I stop like that. Last week, we had a good time. Javanta Cinnamon Poster Girl

Roberts was out of the building And it was an all man show And guess what We fucking loved it We had some complaints saying You know what I don't want to see Donnell hang up a poster We want to see Poster Girl

But I said I had so much fun With just my niggas And no bitches in the building so in the building thank you thank you I'm here who invited you the streets the streets well I was in the streets last week right and you weren't here last week and i was feeling like yeah man you know i was on some barbaric shit like yeah we're gonna talk about dude shit we don't need women she ready go somewhere else with that shit then i realized

there was something missing Thickness Thickness The streets said I was thick Alright let me say this Let me say this I never discount the fact that you're thick I never said you weren't thick But you said like thick Like

Thick Thickest like all the way down, thickness. You know what I'm saying? You have portions. Mine goes like this. Yeah, that's like an apple bottom. It's like an apple bottom. More like a pear. It's like a bottom.

You know what? And I didn't mean to be insulting or anything because your thickness, apparently, there's a group of people that enjoy it. Yeah. It's apparently. Who would have thought not i not i said the river ninja apparently but i always say there's something deeper than the thickness smartness you know the education the hustle the drive all of those things that i learned to learn about her and I said fuck that shit ride it down the river

going back to the show that's all about men yeah you can come in and you can come in with your thickness you can come in with your curves and everything and you know what we like it and then the way you came back you had a support group you had a support the way you came back, you had a support group.

You had a support group when you came back. Because I have to say, and this is important to women. I know this. The importance. Marica, listen. The importance of, for a woman, to have a bra. Okay. Why do I get on my nerves?

This is not important? It's not important. important as a woman i'm not a woman if i had titties it would be important to get the correct support of those titties every time i wear this bra donnell compliments me right it's the truth and this is what i'm trying to say it's the truth and you know what you know what and when And when I compliment you, guess what you say? Thank you. Every single time a woman will not fucking mean to you. I mean, they could mean to you. But for the most part, a compliment, it will go a long way.

And when I say that, it's not in a perverted way or anything. You know that this is not insulting at all and i don't i'm not concerned about insulting you because on the streets you keep promoting this narrative that i have trash dick i'm so sick of that shit i'm so sick you have yet to prove it don't know i've proven it it's been proven is that a word oh look the white dude couldn't wait to shoot me on the word. That's not a word. Okay. It's been proven. Proven.

It's been proven. It's been proven. Did you guys talk about it last episode? Because the last time I checked, you were supposed to present people, and you still haven't. Present what? Guess what? I thought that was such a childish idea. I don't think it was childish They would remain anonymous

And we would hear from the horse's mouth That the dick wasn't trash We're going on like a month The horse's mouth This is what I'm trying to say It's a saying This is what I'm trying to say I don't have nothing to prove to you to the streets

not to me the streets no i don't need to talk about that because the streets know not what not i don't get complaints okay i don't take in the challenge he's not he's not and then you would have heard about it think about it think about it you've been around enough bitches that smashed and you ain't like and i know y'all keep it real have you heard my dick was trash I was getting ahead of myself hold up hold up all right hold on let me slow down let me slow my roll I'll say this if my dick was trash with a regular I'm sure by now you would have heard, yeah, he funny.

You would have heard all that shit. He can cook. You know what I'm saying? But you have never heard this dick is whack. You never heard that. You never heard that. So I'm saying it's an unfair narrative. Okay.

I'll drop it. Okay, you'll drop it. But with that said, I'll take that. I'll figure out a way to prove it to you. All right? Sure. But what I'm saying is...

Just not with my mom. Yo, you keep playing with me. Miss another day. Miss another day. Debbie going to be coming up here sitting in that motherfucker's seat with some roti skins, nigga. And some doubles and some red solo. If you Trinidad and you know what the fuck I'm talking about.

The point I'm trying to make, Javanta, cinnamon, yams, fuck, what else? Someone said, we miss your yamster dams. I thought that was funny. Yamster dams? That's cute. But I'm saying, like you said, Donnie always compliments on the bra because it's a good bra.

It's a good bra. Everyone should have a good bra. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's a good bra because I know that you are's what i'm saying like it's a good bra because i know that you are in the itty bitty titty committee listen to listen no disrespect you know it too and it's something that little titty bitches deal with they have everything they can have everything like you are fortunate you got ass right. You're beautiful. You got a great personality. You can dance and everything. But you got little titties.

I'm getting plastic surgery. Don't do it, Sam. Don't do it. So, you know, I've always said. No, I am. There's nothing wrong with your little titties, man. Here's the thing. No, after my first child, I want plastic surgery.

I do. I've already made my decision. All right. That's not fair to say. It's not fair. After my first child, because you said, like, you don't know. You still have the desire. You still think about it, whatever.

But you've already said that in the event that that doesn't happen, you got your career and other things. You know what I'm saying? That's the point I'm trying to make. I'm not insulting you at all. Like, you're with the notion. You doesn't happen you got your career and other things you know what i'm saying that's the point i'm trying to make it not insulting at all like you you're with the notion you haven't given up on it no you haven't given up and i know you love the thought of it whenever you see austin whenever you're around your nephews i know you love the thought of it but also know that you're a woman that's driven so i'm not gonna go crazy if it happened like sure in the ideal situation would be beautiful but what if that ideal situation doesn't happen?

So it's not insulting, and I know. So when you say, after my first child, I'm like, damn, bitch, you might not never get no titties then. Where you going to get your titties? I'm like this. I was like, and I felt sorry, but she's like, my daughter, this is not a pervert or anything, right? And I'd be looking at her like, aw, damn, my daughter don't got no titties. I was like this, aw, she want to get that dress but she can't get that dress because she ain't got the titties for the dress is that not true no it's true and some women with the some women can't they get certain

dresses they just can't rock but I'm gonna tell you nothing wrong with them little titties nothing wrong the little titties are dope you know why because little titties uh they're gonna last longer they age well they really age well you know i'm saying you see them joints right there nigga after that first baby them shits is knee pads yo you see them after three kids if they titties like this nigga wait for that joint drop son that joint drop like this well what do you do in that case like do you continue

like and you as a man yeah or yeah you know why like flap around you let them flap you know why first off

it all depends too like you'll take some if you made the droopy titties you know like if you had a baby you're like oh them my droopy titties everything is beautiful

about this bitch right but if you didn't make the droopy titties. Everything is beautiful about this bitch, right? But if you didn't make the droopy titties, it's like, eh. Too much of a reminder that I didn't make those droopy titties. Any part of a woman body that you help make, it has to be beautiful to you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

But, you know, like, they call them on the internet, they call them gnats. Gnats. You know what gnats are? No they call them gnats. Gnats. You know what gnats are? No. No, gnats are natural. You know, like gnats. Yeah. Oh.

Yo, they got some joints called like. How did I miss that? I don't know because you're not at that age where they're gnats. Yo, like they got some videos. Like they got some videos like it's like milfs with Nats, right? Yo, Nats, they ain't Hollywood titties. Nats usually grow, like, in the Midwest. Like, they had Nats in Yellow Springs. Like, if you go to Tennessee, Nashville, you're going to see a lot of Nats.

Did you see Cardi B's titties? A photo of her leaked, and it was, like, all over the internet. A photo of Cardi B naked leaked? Well, she did it. That bitch tweeted that shit. Well, she accidentally tweeted it and then, like, erased it. But it was this big thing because she was drunk, like, naked. It's her big ass.

Like, her areolas are, like, big titties. Is it nice to count the titties? Aw, them big joints? Yuck, man. They were just so big. They're like pancakes. Them disc ones? Them disc ones?

Oh, no.'t remind me of tribal titties man i don't know they're beautiful yo when i see them joints like that man i'll be like oh man not them them nets but i need to bring that areola in i'm a river ninja i need a scope i just need a line i just need to get right in that motherfucking nigga. I'm a river ninja. I need a scope. I just need a line. I just need to get right in that motherfucking son. I don't need all that radius. Nigga, I'm one shot, one kill. You should accidentally tweet a photo of you.

What? And see what happens. Dick pic? We have to rename it Art. I'll be getting trouble. We got to rename it art i'll be getting trouble you gotta name it art art art it gotta be a genre you know what i'm saying like and you can't say dick it's got to be like i said before penis portrait you know i mean you can get a curator and everything you know get somebody like in this fbc under the balls was influenced in the theme of he was going through a midlife crisis that's why it's not really erect but this is where he got in touch with the naturalism and this is a part of his life when he felt secure to have this penis hanging out he felt secure with himself that's when he became free you know something like that but i'm telling you what i was going back to the titties, gnats are the best.

Because a nice gnat, like, you can have a little droop or whatever, ain't nobody mad at it, but it's a nice gnat. You don't get no gnats. You're like, I'm going to Alaska soon. There are going to be some gnats up there. You don't get a lot of gnats in Hollywood. You're going to Alaska? Yeah, Anchorage. To do a show? Nigets in Hollywood. You're going to Alaska? Yeah, Anchorage.

To do a show? Nigga, what else am I going to go? Fish? What are you talking about? You're a River Ninja. I might be a River Ninja, but River Ninjas ain't flying to 30 below. No chill factors, none of that type shit. Have you been there before? I've never been there before. It's going to be my first time. They're supposed to have a low COVID

whatever. It's like a safe place to go. But at the end of the Yeah, and they're supposed to have a low COVID, whatever, you know what I'm saying? Right. It's like a safe place to go. But at the end of the day, yo, man, at the end of the day, I haven't traveled for comedy. It's going to be like almost like nine months, right?

Mm-hmm. You know? And as comfortable as I was at Yellow Springs, eventually, just with everybody, anything you do, eventually,

you got to go out. Yeah. We tried to hold it down, nigga. We held it down we held it down as long as we could we we lasted giovanni we lasted a lot long we lasted long in atlanta niggas yeah yo atlanta we went to atlanta and we looked like naked and afraid like we was like this i was like yeah because we ain't been masked niggas too tough because we were in a bubble, right? But the minute we got out that bubble, we went right back to mask life.

Man, out in Atlanta, I'm like, I just want to go to people and say, hello. Yeah. You do know. No masks at all? Certain places you. I went to. Well, after. Yo, you went.

We was yelling at each other about, bitch, you got your mask on. I got so mad because we initially went to this place that was open, like open outside, but they were still fully functioning. So everyone was in each other's faces, drinking alcohol. Everything that they say that happens in a bar when you're spitting and doing all that stuff was happening. So I got scared. I was freaking out. And then we went to another venue and I called you.

She tried to get me to go on our site. Not today, bitch. Not in Atlanta. She was like, we going to this next spot. I'm like, alright. Bye. It was raining. It was a lot going on, but they're really, really out there. So shit's just open clubs? Shit's just open clubs. Hookah bar. People are

rolling hookah bar. All that shit is open. N? Shit's just open clubs. Hookah bar. People are throwing hookah bars. All that shit is open. Niggas, wait a minute. Hold the fuck up. So you mean to tell me a hookah bar is open during Corona, nigga? Yeah, all of it. All of it in Atlanta is fully open. I wasn't fucking with you.

You tried to get me to go out. A club? Like on a dance floor? Everyone next to it? Like everyone, Soka Party. I have it. I was there. She was there.

And she was like this She was there right She called me She called me I hear noises Oof Oof Oof

She like this Hello So I know that's follicles Those droplets right I'm like I know she ain't The only one yelling You turn the music up It's like

Hello And she done fall like Hey what's going on I was like She was like I'm at I was like Bitch You out i'm at so i was like bitch you out in the street streets we're about to leave i was like why would you put yourself

at risk like i did i did and i was like oh damn it is a good question though yeah it was a good question but i was just i probably was mad about something so one thing when you're mad at somebody about something and you got something that you could like say that like shut up on. I didn't want to do that story. Like ruin my time? Yeah. No, not ruin your time, but I was like, yeah, alright. You gotta get that alright shit off. Pettiness. I was mad. He thought I was setting you a location and

we didn't have everything set up, so why would I have you waiting outside in the rain and we don't know where we're going? That's what that was. I wasn't excited about it. Yeah. I mean, I knew you were gonna go see Austin the next day. No, I wasn't excited but I're going. That's what that was. I wasn't excited about it. Yeah. I mean, I knew you were going to go see Austin the next day. No, I know. I wasn't excited, but I wasn't. That wasn't probably.

The only thing that I had an issue was you stole my friends. How did I steal your friends? You stole my friends from me. When did I steal your friends? Your two friends, you stole my friends. Yo, you want to really talk about why I was upset? You stole my fucking friends. I stole your friends.

From me. First of all, those friends we met at the same time. I know, but they were my friends. No, they were my friends, actually. We met them at the same time. So if you develop a relationship. No, no, no, no. If you develop a relationship with somebody at the same time, then we're all friends, right?

First of all. Hello. First of all. Get me involved? No, no, no. I don't want him to get involved. He's not going to understand this. This is for the culture.

All right. Okay. I agree with you. One of involved because he's not going to understand this. This is for the culture. All right. Okay. I agree with you. One of them friends was friends at the same time. But one of them friends was way my friend before they was your friend. I'm about to be petty. One of them friends was way my friend

way before the friend we got. We got that one at the same time. But one of them I got before that. But you took half of one of my friends from me. From what I remember, this one particular friend we met in 2016, or was this prior to that? Way before that.

Oh, okay. That's the point I'm making. Okay. That's the point I'm making. Well, I can't help with that. My personality is great. I know your personality. You want to be my friend?

Yo, bitches want to be my friend. We all got friends. We all friends. As they say, we friends. Your friends, my friends, your friends. Have your friends, boo. She never had her little friends. And they say, we friends. Your friends, my friends, your friends. Have your friends, boo. We got, we are. Have her little friends.

And we were all calling you, telling you. Yeah, but then you stole my friends. I'm like, my friends. I had some shit set up for my friends, right? I'm going to call up my friends. Go, go, go. They my friends. I call my friends.

They like this. Javante's already over here. We're getting massages right nigga i'm like y'all get massages yeah we're yeah i was like to see i was i was like i'm thinking about inviting javanta over right they was like yeah javanta's already here we're getting massages i was like take my friends Massages Donors Out Everything Nobody fucked with me We had a really good time Without me

Without me You couldn't put yourself in danger Look at David He's just No no no But I didn't want to put myself Deadpan

I didn't want to put myself in danger But you know how petty people are And shit Pettiness You just Petty It's petty Yeah

Everybody I'm petty we know that though we went through this hence why you said that comment because so wait right after you said fuck that fuck that right now fuck that we're gonna take it we're gonna take emotion by emotion you said hold on get my shit loaded because I know you're going to say some stupid shit. All right. So what did you say? I mean, I sound like Austin.

What did you say? What did you say? Wait, wait. I just checked. That was fast. I want to see what I got. Oh, she don't deserve that. Okay, she get out of line.

Just in case I can't stop. Oh, what's over here? Ooh, okay. Like I was saying, so when you said that comment, I thought it was like extremely petty. What? Because my party was done. Party done. And I didn't even feel right being in that space now. I was like, damn, he right.

Like, what if I. Yeah, what's wrong with being right? See the problem women got? Don't want a nigga to be right. Take this. All you bitches always think we wrong. You gotta be right about everything. No, Donnell.

Yes. I always... When you're right, I admit to you being right. I'm always right. No, the hell you're not. You're not always right. I'm always right. That's the problem with women.

Okay, the conversation starts here, but it's to you. To you. Listen, ladies. problem with women okay the conversation starts here but it's to you to you listen ladies we as men are always right that is a crazy absurd thing that you can say don't know especially coming from you okay the reason i'm not going to make it about us. The reason why us, generally, the people listening in the treadmills and all that. The reason why, for the most part, at a certain age, a man is always right. The reason why I said that, because you've been wrong so much, right? You've lost so many arguments. You've brought up shit you shouldn't have brought up.

You've went out on a limb and know you ain't have nothing to stand on. When a man gets a certain age, he knows all of that. And the only time he wants to argue is when he's 100% right. You don't waste time on an argument.

I'd never get into a fight I think I could lose. I guess you're even right in that regard. Yeah, I never, like, I'm so petty and been petty so long that when I become petty, it's very calculated. And it's like, this is it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't, like, make it to a certain point where you don't want to fight anymore. So if you feel a certain way, usually when you come out, it's right. So it's safe to say older men or men with experience can be right and are always right.

I said, and this is why I don't want to leave myself open, but I'm saying I'll put it like this. In most cases, and in most cases, it's always an exception to the rule. With most cases, you have most cases, but you have such like, yeah, but oh, yeah, if you got that nigga, you're going to be who he is. You know? But for the most part, you know, you get to a certain age, you don't like,

you don't want to fight, you don't want to argue, you don't want to be wrong, so you really calculate it when you want to be outspoken about something. You got your facts down. Nigga, I ain't going to never start an argument or anything with you. If I know there's a chance for me to lose, I'm going to go straight up tap out like,

you're right. But we don't do it. We don't do it in a humbling way. We do it like this. Ah, you're right. What you want? All right. What you want?

You're right. You're right. I'm wrong. That's how we do. So, what is that? Like, what? Why can't... Swords. I'm wrong. That's how we do. So, what is that? Like, what? Why can't? Swords.

I'm hearing something. Hold on. I got you. Where did this come from? You hear that? I heard something. I heard something, but I don't know. It sounds like two swords.

But that really is a nice bra. Thank you. How do we get back to the bra? No, I'm just saying because, like, didn't I tell you you should get all colors? Yeah, you did say that. I said you should get all of that. That's a nice bra.

Like, what are you talking about? Why? That's like men. Like, men, you get, like, I know people don't understand, but men, like, we got certain, like, dick pants. You got dick pants. What?

Dick pants, certain jeans and shit. The gray sweatpants? Nah, that's like... What? gray sweatpants nah that's like what gray sweatpants for us for women right gray sweatpants well for a certain

type of guy that's well endowed it's great to watch and see what you trying to say niggas ain't endowed out here she said like

not none of these niggas in this room but I'm talking not none of these niggas in this room but I'm talking about the well like niggas you got niggas are endowed like the game

Safari I don't need to know what the fuck is going on with you man I'll be calling and shouting nobody dick out oh Tyga

well they're all photos that got leaked or at least they posted on Instagram hey stop this shit alright we're gonna switch the mood up. This show is a Don Airball-ish show.

We can talk about titties, but we can't talk about dick. Yes, we can. That's right. That's right. We can talk about titties, but when you want to talk about the game's dick and all that type shit, we got to move to a new show. Shout out to all the Christians. Our sponsor is ChristianMegals.com right now.

If you haven't found us, follow us at Farmers Only, because this is not a show about anybody's dicks but Donnell's. Hello. What we got next? Wrong answer. She talking about naming niggas. I was just keeping it. River Ninja.

Keeping it sexy. River Ninja. Donnell, did you vote? I voted. River Ninja. Hello. Did you vote? River Ninja.

Did you vote? I voted. I'm doing it tomorrow. I'm doing it tomorrow. Did you get your ballot or are you going in early? I got a ballot, the mail shit. Okay, good. I'm proud of you.

No, you're not proud of me. You try to hit, no, you're not proud of me. I said I am proud of you. Yes. Because the last time we voted, you only did that just to get the sticker, remember? That's the last time we did. The last time you voted was because you wanted to stick it up. Just don't ask him who he's voting for.

Yo, yo. Oh, I'm not even trying to start that conversation. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You just said, you're telling me, this is what you just told me. You said, Donnell, the last time you voted, you said the only reason you voted was for the sticker. Yeah. Really?

Yes, remember when we went to the library? I know we went to the library. I almost quit. Because you... I almost quit. I was like, man, this is why I sold you. Voting is like, it's a lot. It's, um...

Because I almost quit. I was like, fuck it, man. Look at this line. I'm like, whoever gonna be alright whatever nigga I ain't got time for this shit and we went one place then we went to another place right but I don't think I don't think I voted just cause I

wanted the sticker you wanted me to record you think about it I wanted what you wanted me to record you voting and then you're like ooh I got the sticker and we were like I didn't say no. It was like two or three minutes before the polls were closed. Is that a joke?

Ain't nobody say no, ooh, I got the sticker. I did not say. That's what you did, Donovan. I did not say, ooh, I got the sticker. But I was putting pressure on the niggas for my sticker. They kept pointing to the booths and shit. They pointed to the booth, I'm like, where the sticker at, nigga?

I think, I hope you don't think I'm one of them voters that's gonna leave out here without a sticker. I'm not one of them voters, nigga. Give me my sticker. I stood in here two hours for this damn sticker. It's the truth. I got it because of this problem. Why isn't anybody saying,

why nobody don't keep it real and say nigga vote get your sticker right i think that would be a good incentive yo yo don't be without a sticker and then you go because so many people gonna have stickers oh it's gonna you know what's gonna happen we can't do that because we're gonna create a black market for stickers. Niggas are going to have just voted. Vote yes. Niggas are going to have bootleg shit.

Just noted. Nigga, that's supposed to be voted. That's what's going to happen. But if like at the end of the day, I know it may sound crazy, but the whole idea is to get people some incentive to fucking vote. How do you get them there? They trying to get niggas to vote off of pussy. Where pussy now? Am I right? Aren't they doing like you haven't seen this like videos

where it be a chick twerking and shit and it be like now that I got your attention. Oh yeah. Strippers. They did a video. Yeah they did that shit. Like they don't give a fuck. Why niggas vote? Just vote. It's very important. I think it's a critical time. It is a critical time. And you know what's so funny?

This is what I will not prepare myself for. I will not prepare myself to be upset. That's what I can't do. Some people are only preparing themselves to be upset. I'm not prepared to be upset. Prepared to be upset. I'm prepared to deal with higher role. You know what I'm saying Like if you like

Yo it's gonna be some people It's true I mean It's gonna be some people There's no guarantees No guarantee Either way No guarantees

So what are you How are you gonna work with either one Right Cause it's gonna be some people like Yeah for sure I fucking can't believe I know Don Lemon probably

Jump off a building Nigga If anybody If anybody He want that nigga Back to get reelected Don Lemon Don Lemon

He Don't want No parts No Trump This Nigga Don Lemon will not stop talking about this motherfucking mask. I'm like, nigga, I get the whole mask shit. But there's nothing else you can be mad at right now. It's just the mask

I'm so sick of like Every conversation about this motherfucker It's the mask, the mask, he didn't have the mask They talking about, they calling his barbecues Super spreader barbecues Super spreader presidents You saw how important it is You saw the scare that we had

If you can avoid Here's the thing I understand that I know how we avoided it for the entire summer that we had and how if you can avoid yeah no i know it oh here's the thing you know yeah i understand that i know how we avoided for the entire summer or whatever right but this is the way we i'll tell you number one reason why we avoid it is that we as responsible people did not go places where irresponsible people hang out their activities or none of that that's how we did the bubble you know i'm saying it's like and my point is like i got yelled at so much because i didn't agree with donald trump but i said uh not to be talking politics or anything i say but we can't be afraid you can't this is

what it was this is what resonated with me. Whatever his political messages was, the thing that resonated with me is that we can't live in fear. That's what resonated. That's what it was. And I said, it was like, as soon as I said it, they're like, oh, you agree with him? No. I agree with the message of we can't live in fear.

And the reason why, people are like, you live in fear? The reason why I know we don't live in fear, because what we did over the summer, and Yellow Springs, when we did over the summer, and it's Yellow Springs. When we first started doing that, there was always a possibility that the bubble could be popped. But every day,

we was living like the bubble ain't gonna never pop. Not being irresponsible, but doing what was in our protocol. Every day, we was living a bubble fucking life, having fun. People saw them pictures on the internet, oh, they don't blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Because we had protocol, we had steps we took for everything.

And then the shit popped. Right? It popped. The thing that I respect about the way this bubble popped, none of these things that we do in regard to what's going to be the next normal in life are not, we're not going to be able to do them without the chance of some failure

or something not working. That's going to be proven with vaccines and everything. It's going to be some shit. Then you're going to start looking at numbers. You know what I'm saying? Did we succeed? Yes. For a long time. But the most important thing is, once the bubble this the thing. Once the bubble pop,

what the fuck do you do now? Do you ignore it? Let me say this. Do you ignore it? Do you like, oh man, who tested positive? Let's just put them in, let them quarantine and don't say nothing to nobody. Right? Don't say nothing to nobody because the chances are he might not have contacted so-and-so. You got these numbers. Who was he around?

He wasn't really around him. You could act like that, which is the worst thing to do, or you could go into proactive mode which means everything is shut you saw how shit that quick that shit happened nigga this shit happened so quick it was like whop and grand opening grand closing i'm talking about seeing motherfucking jets and shit get the fuck i had never seen but i feel like it felt like a recall in the military. Like, yo, yo, you got a military, you know war,

niggas get that bag you got. You gotta be like. It was that. But it was what happened, happened. Motherfucker went into quarantine. The regimen of testing went from what was every three days

to every fucking day at any expense. Every fucking day it went into every day to flatten that shit. What happened? Motherfucker got quarantined. He got quarantined. They got quarantined

for two weeks. Started off a couple people. I've never spoken about this before. A couple people. Then reality is, you know, if it's a couple today, if it's one today, there's going to be another one tomorrow. If it's another one tomorrow, there's going to be two more. And that's the crazy thing because you don't know how it's going to go you don't know but in this situation we went from five people that tested positive um for cover 19.

the day that it's supposed to pop and be like 10, 15, 20, it went negative. The day when it's supposed to be 30, 40, it went negative. That's swift acting with responsible people. That's what I'm saying. And with access, right? So if it's on the flip side, irresponsible people not having access and not being swift causes eruption. No, it's on the flip side, irresponsible people not having access and not being swift causes eruption. No, it's not that.

It's the irresponsibility. Because when I go back to it, when I say personal responsibility, you have to know where you can't go. So isn't that going back to holding the president accountable for wearing a mask because it represents responsibility? Yes, I do. I do understand that, but that's not the only thing it needs to represent. You know what I'm saying? As much as what you're wearing one represents,

when you don't wear one, that represents something else. Like for me, if I see somebody without a mask, it's just like, and it's unfortunate, but them are the people I stay away from. Those are the people you stay away from.

It's unfortunate that the statement you want to make, don't give a fuck i've seen it i did a show in fucking irvine california this weekend a lot of trump supporters over there you know i'm saying i ain't mad at the trump supporter or anything a lot of people i know support him for that reason and i saw some people like like families that didn't seem like because for the most part when you think about somebody not wearing a mask you like you think like yeah that didn't seem like, because for the most part, when you think about somebody not wearing a mask, you think like, yeah, that's right, I don't wear one because, you know, believe me what he says,

and I bought Rachel, and I told him, man, that's my president just because. And I don't care, and I don't know a reason, but just because, and I'm going to do it because my daddy, granddaddy, and all the dumb daddy got my vote every time right Cleo right Cleo every time he got my goddamn voice that's who I think about when I think of a no man's world but can I ask that guy a question what yeah go on ask what do you think about Hillary Clinton sir? I think she's a pussy eater

Jesus And I don't like pussy eaters Okay She licks wops She eats pussy And I don't god damn think a woman that eats pussy Can run this country My grandpa didn't think it

Next question City slicker dumbass question cuz she pussy she never could be president I heard he got a goddamn Chicago pussy mayor over there what about Hunter Biden what about the emails the hunter Biden emails he took goddammit hunter fucking never loving Biden that's what you talk about yeah honey hunter nigga loving Biden we just call my her bike well I call him a nigga lover cuz I heard in college he loved on a nigger okay aqueous Jameson hunter Biden loved up on her and that's when she gave him

the WAP and god dammit he took the check like all the rest of them motherfuckers did next question so back to why I don't wear fucking nigga loving mask because if I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it and what happens when you die hell I just wish the last thing i did was hunting him with my paw in the winter and killed the horse or dog or something if i get i get it smart ass what about your kids and your grandparents god damn it they know the risk of being fucking birth and born in this world by me look at these teeth look like i'm a good father i gave a fuck about my teeth i would give a fuck about my goddamn teeth Teach them how to hunt

I teach them how to hunt Shoot Skin a cat Dog And that's about it Then I can get off this earth That's all I need What else?

But going back to the thing you were saying before About how Don't be afraid Don't you think the people who don't wear the mask Isn't that like being afraid as well Like afraid of the government controlling you The people that don't want to wear The people that don't give a fuck

People that don't give a fuck About wearing a mask The people that don't give a fuck For the most part everything they wanted in life They got already Those are the same motherfuckers say Uh You ever heard this phrase

Uh Was your time to go It's time to go Yeah And they don't take no God damn preventive measures For that day life Fuck it

Slip on a banana peel Gotta go Gotta go Type 42 diabetes Gotta go Gotta go Cause they look up And they say

Lord told me it's my time. Lord ain't telling everybody it's their time. Lord's saying, help me. If you don't help, it'll be your time. That's why I wear a goddamn mask. What's your name anyway? Son of a bitch. You know, you just like one of them motherfuckers

worked for the government, asked too many goddamn questions. I'll just say my name is... I'm everybody's uncle. And my ma named me Thomas. So it's safe to call me Uncle Tom. Uncle. You got your people. Your nigga people got your Uncle Snoop.

God damn it. We got Uncle Tom. Thomas. Thomas. What's his fucking last name? Thomas. Thomas Eugene. Give him two names.

Thomas Eugene. Yep. two names. Thomas Eugene. Yep, yep. I'm his uncle. I'm Uncle Tom. That's it. And it's so funny that people get so caught up in that shit. When we were in Atlanta, Javanta, we found some nature out there. And we went to a neighborhood that we was like, when you're in a big city you don't really feel

the Trump effect go close to a coastline with boats and shit you feel the Trump effect niggas is having regular rallies like people have foot rallies these niggas is having boat rallies nigga

and them boats yo you know what a boat rally represents uh these motherfuckers have money first off you gotta have a certain amount of stacks to even get in the boat rally uh i love my man 40 from brooklyn he can't i don't think he can get in the boat rally uh i love my man 40 from brooklyn he can't i don't think he can get in the boat rally you know these boat rallies you see him you see him you're like god damn you shouldn't they got the biggest where the fuck these niggas getting all these flags from some supporters they got the flag industry locked nigga every time i see a black live black lives matter his little niggas pulling them out their back pocket and shit. Niggas got, huh. The biggest thing I saw

was a black live mask, right? These Trump joints got this shit. The wavy shit. With them horns. Fuck! Fuck! Them niggas

is motherfucking sick. Do you remember that gas station that you went into? Oh my God. I was going to get to that. This is why I knew these Trumpers.

And I wasn't, I wasn't mad. It didn't, my God. I was going to get to that. This is why I knew these tremors. And I wasn't mad. It didn't boil my blood. Because I said to myself, motherfuckers have a right to be whatever they fucking want to be. I never understand how people, how you met. Don't fuck with that person. I know it's tough. What about the policies that they, I get all that shit. But you can choose to not be around people

So we were going to find a river A course to river mind you Motherfuckers want to talk shit Because I was on a lazy river all fucking summer So what We went to River on Elijah It was an hour outside of

Buckhead We passed all the It was so interesting seeing the transition, Javante. I never even thought about this. But from leaving Midtown to going to the suburbs, it went from like, hey, yas, yas, yas, yas, yas. And the further we got out, it it went to like what you doing around here it felt like that we went through two different two different shits son it felt like that but it felt like i was like so what i don't have to enter i don't have to interact with these people whatever but then we had i had to get some drinks some non-alcoholic beverages i know y'all find it

hard to believe but i did And I walked into this convenience store and I had a mask on, right? When I walked into this store, it was like five unmasked faces looking at me directly in my mask and looking at me like I was weird. Like they was really looking at me like, hey, hey asshole. Either take that mask off or get the

fuck out of here they looked at me like that and it it was crazy and it wasn't like they didn't like put their mask on it looked like they didn't even know where to begin to purchase a mask. Like, all right, you got a mask. Where can you get one? Then I was like this. They're in this little area. So I know the chances of them getting Corona. They just in their community.

I can get it. But it also represented someone that's one to say, fuck your mask. And I don't have a problem. You said, fuck your mask. I'm going'm gonna be like i won't be in your face man so do you what about the people that don't have a choice not to be in people's faces what do you mean i have to work with anti-maskers or people that have to interface with these people that they they're in in some shape or form having to be around these people. There's no way where that really, for the most part, there's no way where that place exists.

So in Starbucks, there was a video, this woman was purchasing her coffee, and then there's a black worker, and she's like, I can't serve you because you don't have a mask. And she's like, fuck, Black Lives Matter. She wouldn't leave. She got all in the lady's face. Okay, so when you do that, when you got all in the lady's face okay so when you

do that when you do that if somebody's like that what you do that first off what you do is first off if you if you got i know this sounds crazy that's a high risk job you know i mean i know my that might not be the only guy i know that could have been the only job you got but if someone does that and they won't adhere to the policies that they were in place for both of them to be safe i would immediately walk away from them, go into another room, I'd put a mask on and call the motherfucking police, and I wouldn't explain their policies anymore or anything. I would be like, because you know, and you're training now,

they're going to train you to say, you're going to get the person that does not want to adhere to the policies. In the event that you get that, these are the actions you take. You don't fight for the company. You don't do any of that. The minute that situation that could put you in an unhealthy situation, you have to remove yourself.

And there's nobody in America, no company enough that is going to not take your side on that. You know what I'm saying? She handled it very well. That's what I'm saying. And the lady eventually left. That's what I'm saying.

That's best case scenario though. The best case scenario could be the best case scenario for anybody in its common sense you know i'm saying and another thing and if it's not damn that's a really good bra thank you this is so yo i am not trying to be a pervert right but it is yo i'm being a man man right there right i'm talking about george floyd and shit right there at the same time i'm like javanta titties are on fire today son i know the bitch is gonna get mad at me but i'm just saying you bitches know what i'm talking about i'm giving her motherfucking titty roses right now that bra in a non-perverted way in a non-sexual way highlights the little titties that she has all right i'll add the link yeah it's a link you should sell bras sell bras oh yeah yeah maybe

you can sell whatever you want that is true oh i'm gonna be at the beverly center so nobody give a fuck man nobody want you know that's a joke not a joke no it's not support i'll be at the beverly center happy for me i'm happy for you uni will be at the beverly center everybody go to the beverly center ask uni about me huh ask uni about me ask my brand about you uni guess who uni know the dick ain't trash uni Uni knows that. Okay. Ask Uni. I'll ask my fragrance.

Yeah, your fragrance. Because I'm going to tell you, every time I'll tell you why you got to ask Uni about my dick ain't trash. Because every time, and this is the honest God's truth, what she's referring to, ladies and gentlemen, she has a fragrance, right? And it's a very good fragrance. I've never belittled it. It's a very good fragrance. And the dopest thing about it is that people can come up with a good idea but following an idea and seeing it through and being like she doesn't know how much i love respect her she does not know and the reason why i'm not looking at it right now because she don't

get it i want to just say this i've seen her watch i've seen her grow this brand from like i was like i can get the same oil on on on 125th street from the africans right i'm like how do you make this not african oily right because when she first started she had the african bottles she had the little just like you start evolution i told her to get evolution someone doesn't care as much i told her give evolution the bottle told you that so So, it was the African bottle, just I had the name on it, Uni. Little white piece of paper,

but it'll get oily to fall off. So, you just got a bottle of oil, right? And I was like, your packaging and everything. And every step of the way, it got better, and it got better.

The smell got better. It's a unisex smell. The packaging got better. And as the packaging got better, and then she started having like, bottles that looked like pearls, and gold laces and stuff. That's when her attitude changed toward me.

She won't talk about that, but once she had her little uni in this boutique and it sold out in an hour, I had to hear this shit all day. I'm sold out. Listen, listen, I'm sold out. Let me talk. I'm sold out. I got to get to the post office. I'm flying in.

Hey, Spielberg, can you send me the oil, the bottles? And the thing about it, the same person talking shit, I was picking up her merchandise. I get excited. I be like, oh, I got a package. And I open it. It's like Ooni, right? I open this Ooni bag.

I know. And it smells good. But back to what you're saying. You're saying ask Ooni. Why should I ask Ooni? Because the reason why I say you should ask Ooni, because you promote this thing about me dick being trash. This is what Ooni does for me.

Every time. And I ain't going to tell you who got it. Right? But every time I put Ooni on, bitches. Yo. I'm telling you the truth. Bitches be open. My friends can't say that. the truth Bitches be open My friends can't say that Yeah

Bitches Bitches be open Straight men Straight men hit on you It's just like What? It's a love sermon Not you per se

I'm saying A gay nigga did hit on me What I can't get hit on by a gay nigga Gay nigga Fuck that bitch That nigga hit on me too Mmm You smell good

No but the smell is incredible And not only that but it's a unisex smell hence the name uni so you don't even know and then it could be like yas or it could be like a word it'd be like yas or word it's a great smell and i do it and whenever the point i'm making is whenever i put it on people wasn't i you're gonna stop talking shit to me wasn't i always telling you right anytime i got a hit with a celebrity or whatever they loved it did i always always call you you did but you didn't take it a step further because you didn't want anyone smelling like you so it's like it doesn't help me if you don't share the information because you'll still be the only motherfucker wearing it he'd be like i don't want to make a son like me like so what

all right i forgot that part you gotta sell this shit i just thought you wanted niggas to know about it you want niggas to actually buy it this shit was hitting niggas was like tell her to get me one i said nope she sold out you right i ain't thinking about that. I never told her to buy it. Exactly. Bah! I'm sorry, Javanta. I forgot. I'm telling you, that's how dope it is.

Nigga, she don't even sell them no more. But I actually make them. I hand make them. So every bottle is unique. And I've made you your special scent. Yeah, I know. It works. That shit do.

Yo, I'm telling you. Motherfuckers, that scent is fucking fire. And I know it. When we were in the. Yo, I'm telling you. Motherfuckers, that scent is fucking fire. And I know it. When we were in the, like, when we were in Yellow Springs and I was sitting on the rocking chair, it's because that was the only chair available for you hating ass niggas. I was on the rocking chair, rocking. And I was like this. My eyes closed.

Somebody put their hands on my eyes. And I did like this. Is this true? I did like this. I did like this, my eyes closed, somebody put their hands on my eyes, and I did like this, is this true, I did like this, I did like this, Javanta, I'm telling you, I knew it, it smelled good, I was like, oh shit, but I joke with a lot, we fight a lot, we don't really fight a lot, but this is what people don't understand When I first Had the idea To do this podcast Everybody's like

You're doing a podcast You're doing a podcast I said no I'm doing a reality show I said I'm doing a reality show And it's a reality show About A podcast

This part right here Is the easy part Recording what our lives Really here is the easy part. Recording what our lives really are is the easy part. But the shit and when we go to the next level, this is why I'm feeling so good, is that

we just scratched the surface. And it's people are like, you're cocky But it feels When like you see it When you have a vision Like what you had with Uni When you see it Everybody's vision is not always clear

And every motherfucker you meet Has a million dollar idea With five dollars in the bank We all nigga I hit a certain weed And I'm like I didn't call you off the weed Early in the morning

I'm like yo we gotta do this What it's gonna be We gonna rent a plane We gonna go so and so We gonna do this I'm telling you nigga We'll get 18 seasons out of that shit Watch

Let's do it Put that shit on paper Nigga give me the deck Give me the doc Give me the deck Give me the doc Write that shit out. Just the real one.

And then she write it out. And then I don't read it. Then she like, ah, this nigga got me keep writing these docks out. Sometimes my essay, but guess what? Even with that said, we got a whole bunch of shit. We got a whole bunch of shit. And it's like, and you see this story. I'm going to predict our story right now.

You could get down right now and say, yo, I remember when, or you could just wait and be like, oh, shit, how did that happen? And this applies to anything in life. It happens when you execute. Consistency. Consistency. And she know how I am. That's why the most troubling thing is that when you and I are, whatever you call it.

At odds. At odds, yes. When you have last night at odds, yes. When we're at odds. And they're not even at bad odds. Because at the end of the day. And I will always love you I will always love you

And I If you practice, you could actually sing. Bitch, I can see now Do it with me. And. Wait, wait. Wait, am I taking the high or the low? No, the high one. Love you. Yeah. Oh, you do that part. So let's try it. All right. Do I start it off?

Wait, do I go lower? I have no idea. They're going to stop listening. This nigga's an art director. Okay, I'll go lower than you. You start it. Fuck them niggas. We ain't got nobody paying for this ad, nigga.

We can just do what? We can play the song. We can play a real song, nigga. Go ahead. Go ahead, Javante. Sing it. Sing it. And. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. And. I want to play the real song. No, ahead Go ahead Javante Sing it sing it And

Hold on hold on I wouldn't play the real song No cause then we won't be Alright you know what Sing it Donnell Just sing it And I

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My darling you Sometimes you have someone in your life And you don't know Keep going let's do a theme song Keep going take us out Go You know sometimes You don't know what true friendship is

Until it's tested Sometimes You'll be at odds with people Sometimes you will be at odds with people. Sometimes you will disagree with people. But more importantly, you know that you have to mend it and get back. I want to take this opportunity to acknowledge a person that was in my life like that. Sarah Mello.

Good friend of mine. Always been supportive of me. She did great things for the comedy store. She did great things for a lot of stuff. We were at odds with each other over to mask or not to mask. I wasn't supporting mask. She was totally against anybody going anywhere without a mask. She was upset.

She was in her feelings. I was in my feelings. We raised our voices at each other We yelled at each other And we fucking hung the phone up I said whatever bitch In my mind I hung up But I didn't

You know how you hang up And you make sure that you hung up on them And then you call them whatever you want to call them Like once I did like this Cause you can't hang up on them, and then you call them whatever you want to call them. Like, once I did like this, because you can't hang up on them. Oh, and I used to hang up like this. Right? You know, back in the day, you could hear that hang up. It was like, oh, nigga, the outside steel joint.

You like this. I'm going to get it all the way through. I'm going to get it all the way through. And they knew it. Quarter come out the bottom of that shit. I ain't get my money back get my shit back right but we was mad at each other and I had you hang up like that

I pushed I fucking said I'm a fucking stupid whatever bitch right that's what I said on the inside and I'm saying to myself she was so mad at me I've never said whatever bitch to her and I was wondering on the other side, did she hit the button to say it? Whatever, nigga. I didn't know.

But I knew that I didn't want to communicate with her anymore. And there was going to be a question of would we be able to, I know this sounds crazy, would we be able to continue our friendship? That was a question question and this is what politics and a lot of shit can get i'm like is this going to jeopardize our fucking friendship and it did for five weeks no for five days i still was like fuck that bitch whatever bitch i mask no mask then after then i woke up the other day and I just had this song, Frankie Beverly's song, Happy Feelings in the Air. And I had a happy feeling. Feel those happy feelings.

And it... Whatever it was. What did he say? And I... I got to get the words to that. You almost, you got to hear. And I had happy feelings, and I thought about her, and I was like, wait a minute. This girl's always been in my corner.

She's always been a true friend. You know what I'm saying? Like a true friend, thick and thin. I'm like, man, I can't not call her. And we so often get stuck where we like, I ain't calling, it's whatever. Don't matter. But then I felt like I needed to. She's a really good friend of mine.

I was like, okay, we were at odds or whatever. And I called her. And she answered the phone. And I said, I was feeling very emotional. I said, bitch, I don't want to be mad at you no more. And she said, okay. And I apologized. I explained it.

I said we were both passionate about it. I said we were yelling at each other. But the only thing that calmed me down, because I talked to Michael Yo. And Michael Yo felt the same way that she felt. But Michael Yo didn't put his emotions into it. You know what I'm saying? She was like, and my mother, and this. And Michael Yo said, hey, Donnell, listen, I love you, man.

He said, I just think. You know, Michael Yo is peaceful to everybody. He's like, I just think it was just the wrong time. It was the wrong statement. But he was saying the same thing she was saying, but he made it sound so much better. And then, as I was talking to her when i hang up and i said and i i will always love you i will always love you.

I'm no Whitney, but. I will always love you. And I, yeah, yeah. That's a joke. Nigga, you fuck the hoes. I got to bring it home. I got to bring it home son The way it's supposed to go

The way it's supposed to go is And I Will always Love Get that high one Right there You Get it

You do it One more Hit that N one. Come on. One more. I lost it. No. You ain't got no studio.

Nigga, take your finger out your ear. Nigga, just do it. Just do it. If you a fan, if you a real fan. Keep going. Keep going. Ladies and gentlemen, that's Javanta Rawlings. She has a fragrance. Javanta Roberts. I will always love you. That's Javanta Rawlings.

She has a fragrance. Javanta Roberts. Roberts, I said it! Yo, come on, man. Let me do the motherfucking commercial and get off this show, man. You know I stutter and all that shit. Javanta.

One more time. Let's go. And I... Ooh. And I... Where can we find Uni? I will always love you. Javanta.

Robertsonline.com. Javantarobertsonline.com. And at the Beverly Center. Oh, yeah, that's right. If you're located in Los Angeles, please feel free to come by in November. Too much information, bitch. You should have did that at the beginning of the show. You know we got to start off with a cheesy commercial.

So what Javanta was trying to say, where are you going to be, Javanta? I'm going to be at the Beverly Center. You'll find Ooni. Where? This November, all your holiday treats in Los Angeles, come by and check me out. I'll be there, and Ooni will be there, too. That's right. Thickness will be there.

Of course, David Deary will be there with his fucking horrible ass tone. We're going to work on that on the next episode. Get a medium, medium, medium nice voice

and we're going to have a good time. This is Donnie R. Rawlings. Get that River Ninja merchandise at DonnieRawlings.com. When I tell y'all we about to blow this shit up, I mean it. Good night, everybody. And if you don't follow us, then we don't give a fuck because we steal the ball.

Bye. Thank you.