Donnell - Karen ain't Sharing
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Echo.
Yeah, we been ready, nigga.
Oh, we did something dramatic?
Oh, why you didn you tell me, nigga?
The light.
Oh!
He's back up in this motherfucker.
I know y'all gonna be like, here you go with that bullshit.
I don't want to be this person, but it hasn't been a while,
but it's been a while since we've been in the studio,
and I want to start by saying.
That's right, everybody. You know what it is when you hear that corny music it's
the intro to the donnell rollins show you probably saying to yourself donnell what are you going to
talk about on this episode there's a lot of things that have been going on in the news and out of the
news you say donnell are you going to go to the places that some people are afraid to go
are you going to ask the real questions are you going to talk about the real issues and the answer
to that is if i motherfucking feel like it but this is the energy i'm on right now
that's right
black lives matter has died down
Never
But it's back up
Niggas timelines are going back to normal
But it's back up
Don't see that many leather gloves
But it's back and it's not going anywhere
This we have to remember
Never let up on the Karens okay never let up on karens the reason
why i say that is because karens are out of fucking control exactly it's too much and i did
not want to be the person america listen i did not want to be the person that says these white bitches are out of control.
But I didn't want to be that person because I'm guilty of, you know, with them.
What does that mean, Donna?
You know what it means.
You know what it means.
It means like, okay.
Can't see that.
You can't see it on the audio, but if you were watching the audio,
it's the old thing a high school kid takes his thumb, his tongue,
and do it on the side of the zipper leg.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
So it's hard for me to just like, I'm not a Karen hater.
You've partaked in some of the benefits.
I partaked in some of the benefits it's on the benefits of being stressed
they need to be stopped they don't know 100 like i'm done period i'm done with them
they need to be stopped it's over it's enough it's enough because it's like i don't know what
it is i don't know if it's corona i don't know if niggas are just sick of mask but everybody
is just on one yeah man like everybody is on one everybody is on one. Everybody is on one.
The other day I was outside
and I spit on the concrete.
This lady was walking her dog
and she was literally
like a half a block away.
She yelled down the street.
She was like,
what the fuck you fucking asshole.
No, I just wanted to let you know how far she was from the street. She was like what the fuck you fucking asshole no I just wanted to let you know how far she was from the street she was like
fuck you're going crazy
yo
is anybody paying attention
I'm paying attention I'm waiting what happened what did you do
I'm telling you
I'm saying come closer
to Mike
this is part of the effect
we have listeners that need to hear I know but this is what I'm saying this is the Mike. This is part of the effect. Okay, but we have listeners that need to hear.
I know, but this is what I'm saying.
This is the extent of I could hear her.
Okay.
It wasn't like she was like, what the fuck?
Okay.
What I'm trying to say was she was.
She was back.
Way back.
She was so mad at me.
She was cursing me.
You seen her when she yelled at you?
Or was it behind you?
The bitch had a mask on.
The bitch had a mask on.
The bitch had a mask on. So I couldn't remember remember her eyes i had to remember her dogs right i'm like watch when i see the pomegranate bitch again the pomeranian oh pomeranian pomegranate when i see the fluffy
ass dog bitch again i was like damn you know what a pomegranate looks like that's dope i do know
the pomegranate we call it chinese apple there you go yeah thank you very much i know nothing about a pomegranate what do you niggas call them chinese apples
pomegranate what i was saying was she was caring she was she was like
and like enough is enough like i know karen listen i know it's a tough time Like, I know, Karen. Listen.
I know it's a tough time.
I really do.
I know you're on edge.
And you should be.
Black people are really on edge.
But enough of the, like, everything does not have to be.
Everything is. Did you see that video?
She was like, I have a black husband. When she fl husband when she flicked the guy i give a fuck about that we know why you fucking him or maybe you okay you love him but you see
how dramatic they are that's the point that's the thing about it is that it's so fucking dramatic
it's just like it's annoying but then there are people like this. There are people that are like this. Is she okay?
Karen, you're not going to sit there and flip me off.
You flipped me off.
Sir.
Don't touch me.
Do not touch me.
Sir, you're- You flipped me off.
I'm a black husband.
I don't care.
Why did you flip-
Why did you flip me off?
You are totally calling me something that I'm not.
Ma'am, don't touch me.
Do not touch me.
I'm not touching you. You don't- Did you, ma'am, did you or did you not cuss me? Did you not- Karen! Ma'am! Don't touch me! You gotta touch me!
I'm not touching you! You don't understand!
Did you? Ma'am, did you or did you not cuss me?
No! I was going to!
Did you flip me off?
You don't understand!
Why did I get flipped off?
You don't understand!
You're attacking me!
You don't even understand!
Karen, are you okay?
You don't even understand what happened!
Can you explain to me calmly?
No! Because you're attacking me right now!
I'm not attacking you. Ma ma'am you flicked me off
guys this is her license plate number she lives here this is her address
karen you flipped me off you cut me off and flipped me off and now you're playing the victim
ma'am would you like to calm down you You know, there are people. That's what makes a Karen.
She knows that trigger is going to be to look out and see if she's okay first.
And it's so fucked up.
She flipped out.
It was so funny because the dude that was filming it, he was gay as a mother.
He was.
He was.
He was like, uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
And I'm not saying nothing wrong with being gay, Black Lives Matter.
I know they out here.
I know it's all type of Black Lives Matter.
Gay ones and all that.
Right?
But he was like, I was like, oh, shit.
I know he wasn't trying to fuck her.
Damn, that's one thing I know.
It wasn't trying to hit on her.
It wasn't nothing sexual or anything.
But he just was, he chased her.
He chased her.
Well, she chased him first and then he
followed her home because he's like not gonna let her get away with it and we that we need they need
to be held accountable i know but once we knew she wouldn't get away with it then he kept on saying
i'm not gonna let you get away with it we know she won't get away with it i mean eventually she did
though he left he drove off and she was she didn't get when i say she didn't get away with it get
away with it that means that no police came and killed the nigga you know nobody killed the motherfucker
and nobody was arrested you know i'm saying so but you know that's the fucking that's so crazy
they gotta get chin checked i don't all the time i took you know what you do
when someone carries you like they call it karen. In my day, we used to call it
gives white woman.
Gives white woman.
You know,
this is giving you white woman.
Giving you white woman.
Giving you white woman.
She gave you white woman?
Yeah,
like give you white woman,
you got to throw your shoulder
a little bit.
Giving you white woman
is like this.
It's just a little something.
Giving,
giving white woman.
And white woman is like, you use giving white woman. You've probably seen white women and like this it's just a little something given given white woman and white
woman is like you use given white woman you've probably seen white women and like um i who's
your manager i beg your pardon is there a supervisor and you say that to say that's
given white woman motherfuckers need to do reverse white woman. Just reverse it.
Hit the bitch with the same shit she hit you with.
It happened to me.
I was on a flight from New York to L.A.
And I was in first class.
I don't know who paid for the ticket because I wouldn't.
And I'm in like 1C or something like that.
And I had all type of Bluetooth shit going on.
I couldn't turn all my shit off at one time.
She was like, sir, you need to turn your Bluetooth off.
I was like, bitch, I ain't got no Bluetooth on.
And then she just showed me the light.
I'm like, bitch caught me.
Right?
And then she say something like, sir, you need to turn your radio off.
I was like, I don't have radio.
It's another green light.
I'm like, goddamn, there's lights everywhere.
Then she's like, I was like, okay.
Then she was like, sir, you need to turn your phone off.
Just turn your phone off.
Just turn your phone off. Turn your phone off. Finally phone off finally i gotta turn the phone off right and she was on me about turning my phone off turn your fucking phone off right
turn it off sir turn your phone off please like if my phone on the plane won't be able to take off
like me being on my phone just fucking
landed this plane
right and then I was like okay
it was off this bitch go behind
a little corner where the coffee shit be
yo I could not believe
I would turn into a white woman
I'd turn into a white woman I'd do like this
I was like are you serious yo i grabbed my face like this i was
like i was appalled i thought i turned into a white bitch nigga i said are you serious
i didn't say this bitch on the phone i turned white woman i gave white woman right back i said
are you serious?
She was like this.
I knew she was talking to a nigga or something because her face was like this, right?
She was like.
And I said it like low.
Then I was like, maybe she didn't hear me.
I said, because, you know, I said to myself, I said, are you serious?
She didn't hear me.
Then I was like, are you serious?
She was like, what? I i said are you kidding me so you
talked to me about my phone for 10 minutes to go in the corner and use your phone
she was looking at me like she was was so scared. I said, really?
That's what this bitch did.
She went and got the fucking phone to the pilot.
She said, this bitch said, I don't even know how you turn the nigga in the front row into this.
The gentleman in the front row into this sentence. She said, the gentleman in the front,
nigga.
She said,
the gentleman in one seat
is making me feel very uncomfortable.
Nigga,
I was like,
oh, the marshal's about to come.
Then I said,
then I hit her back.
I said,
are you serious?
I make you feel uncomfortable
are you kidding me
I leaned into it I said are you kidding me
and it was squashed
but I felt that whole shit
that Karen shit is out of
motherfucking control I feel like if they just
mind their own business the world would be a better place
just mind your business they keep
minding other people's business especially
black people.
Yeah, but.
Had she mind her business,
that whole thing
didn't even have to happen.
Yeah, they just need to
just realize that
your word is not law.
It used to be.
So many things are changing now.
It used to be where
it was like the first thing
you thought was like oh my god what did
you do to karen but now you're starting to think like another karen yeah shit that was abnormal
shit that was abnormal is normal shit that was normal is abnormal yeah shit is ridiculous now
you do a podcast and people ask questions.
It's so critical.
Why aren't you talking about this?
Why aren't you talking about this?
Why are you afraid of this?
Do you support this?
Do you support that?
A lot of things happen really, really fast.
A lot of things last week happened.
A lot of things happened last week that a lot of people don't want to talk about for different reasons.
You know? people don't want to talk about for different reasons you know that's the thing about doing this a podcast where sometimes sometimes it's things that are out there you want to talk about
about like you're forced to talk about it you're not talking about it but then it boils down to
what are you talking about i think it's important to talk about anything uncomfortable right now
because i think through history we've just suppressed it or ignored it.
But we got some new shit.
We got some new shit to talk about.
Nigga, yo, this year's been so goddamn stressful.
Let's talk about it.
We got to talk about it.
Yo, it's been so stressful.
Every week, nigga, it's another joint to look out for, nigga.
Yo, this year, I'm telling you you it was fucking first it started off with
corona niggas like oh fuck that
I'm used to corona I'm good
and then black lives matter
and then
motherfuckers black lives matter
and then why you
doing black lives matter
corona still
going on
motherfuckers worrying about the second wave of Corona.
It's bad.
But nobody is ready for this second wave of Me Too's, nigga.
Oh, it's coming.
It's here, actually.
Nigga!
It's here.
Son, Me Too's a spike.
Yo, Me Too's a spike.
Me Too's a spike like a motherfucker.
Niggas is not just social distances from Me Too's, son. Me Too's a spike like a motherfucker. Niggas is not doing social distances from Me Too's, son.
Me Too's was almost out.
We almost forgot about Me Too.
Remember we was getting Me Too's every week, son?
I'm the only person like this, man.
I feel for this bitch, but I'm Me Too'd to fuck out, man.
Another Me Too.
Everywhere was Me Too.
Then Corona came, then Me Too just kind of chilled out, right?
Me Too is back there lurking.
Second wave.
The second wave, son.
Yo, it's going hard.
It might be bigger than the first.
It might not.
I mean, it's just starting.
Nothing's ever going to be bigger than the first.
The first wave of Me Too is the ones that set the stage.
I don't know i think people are more comfortable and and
and willing to share their stories more than ever now yeah i know i'm saying but i'm saying the
first wave the first wave the first wave was the one to set the standards the first wave was like
i mean if bill cosby counts in the first wave that was a pretty big wave that was a big way
in terms of in terms of what just just who
he is the amount of monster yeah like the size of the monster counts yeah i was trying to explain
it but then you guys started talking about something else like i've really been working
i haven't interrupted anybody i was doing explanation just just went there there you go
when i said the sense of wave the sense of the sense of, this is how powerful the first wave was.
The first wave was so powerful.
It didn't matter if what a bitch was saying was true or not true.
It was just, bam, that's fucked up.
The first wave was just like, everybody's getting tested.
Everybody was feeling it.
First wave was like, fuck that, that's fucked up, that's fucked up, that's fucked up.
And then you had cases and situations where,
hmm, it wasn't really that fucked up.
What do you mean by that?
Like,
some situations,
they just be lying.
Hmm.
You know?
Some say, and I'm not,
and I'm saying I'm not supportive.
First thing,
I'm not like not understanding
how if
or disregarding how it
could feel to be violated.
Somebody take advantage of you.
And I'm not talking about that.
And that's a fucking
horrible thing. It's a horrible thing. And that's a fucking horrible thing.
It's a horrible thing.
It's such a horrible thing that we should never second guess
whether a woman is telling the truth about it,
has any validity or anything.
It just will be like the minute a woman says anything to do with,
like, I've been violated, I've been raped,
the first thing, like, yo, get this nigga. Let's kill this nigga. But in certain cases, it's found that there are women that have arterial motives.
Arterial motives.
Arterials, yeah.
You know, everybody was flowing with me.
You know?
And it's like the saddest part about this situation is that we should never question,
we should never question, is she lying or not?
You should never question that.
You should never give it the benefit of the doubt.
But it's at that point, and this is why I think it's so unfortunate about the world we're living in right now.
A person could be accused of something, right?
And be falsely accused.
But everything is determined in public opinion now.
It's like what I think.
Well, you think 10 people would say the same thing?
I don't know.
It's a possibility. This is Hollywood.
And some people have grand schemes.
Some people really have grand schemes. There's nothing
going on. I'm not saying this case or anything.
There's nothing going on in my career.
I want to be relevant so bad.
I want 30,000 followers. Fuck it.
Everybody thinks I'm a whore anyway.
So, what the fuck? Let me ask'm a whore anyway so what the fuck
let me ask you a question
yo let me finish my thought
okay
what the fuck
certain things can be challenged
and it's unfortunate because
it
takes away from
where
there
is a situation
with a real
victim
but don't the the real victims outweigh there is a situation with a real victim.
But don't the real victims outweigh the ones that have the
ulterior motive or the grand scheme?
Nobody knows.
I feel like it's been proven.
It's been proven.
You know.
Sprinkles of cases where someone's taken advantage
or they want money, etc.
But for the majority of what we've been seeing it's just they're there they're like real victims and I
think that's where the focus should be right I do understand what you say yeah
but I'm still saying that like so you're talking about a small I'm just saying
like what I'm saying certain cases what I'm saying in certain cases it's
allegations yeah it's allegations haven't been proven.
And the funny thing about it is, like, it's so funny because we don't understand what it takes to, like,
whatever type of predators or whatever you feel, like, what makes these people exist?
Is it the community around?
Is it the community that they're around?
Is it the people that they're around is it the people that turn their turn away from it
is the people say oh you know that so-and-so's thing and then when you have somebody that's in
the situation and something is exposed in their life it's like now everyone says oh yeah everyone
says oh yeah i always you know what what, I always, you know what?
What happened?
What happened when,
what a person thinks a monster,
what happens when it's building?
Who's feeding it?
What's feeding it? We are.
We are.
You know what I'm saying?
That's based on,
but isn't that based on experience
and observation?
So if,
for instance, X is accused of being this person and they've been
accused of um me tooing someone and then i'm like oh wait oh yeah he did do that and then you're
like formulating oh shit no he is kind of predatory or yeah okay i know he might be that
and then you're like oh wait shit and this is what i think know he might be that. And then you're like, oh, wait, shit. In hindsight, this is what I think, and I might be crazy.
In hindsight, you know what I'm saying?
Like, oh, wait, oh, wait, what he did was kind of creepy.
Like, I don't understand how motherfuckers don't know when a motherfucker's being creepy.
Like, when a motherfucker's being creepy.
And I'm not, everybody's's like you can't victimize
i'm not shaming but i'm just saying motherfuckers got to get smart on different levels no doubt
listen on different levels and the way i say that is that when we say shame it's like oh
don't shame that person you're gonna make them feel bad guess why most fat motherfuckers lose weight when they say i'm sick of motherfuckers
calling me a fat ass that used that's the most motivating factor but that's not criminal but
listen i'm not saying criminal because i'm not saying criminal yeah because we're talking about
criminal shit we're not talking about like you know taking advantage of women i think that's
the two conversations in the in in the case i know well i guess what i was taking advantage of is is like
that's life i know but i guess what i was trying to say to both of you i was just trying to complete
my thought right that's all right well you're right people have to be smarter right you know
true i'm saying people i'm saying it's have to be this is the type of shit I talk about.
All right, creeps going to be creeps.
But you also have to know.
Wait, creeps are going to be creeps?
What does that mean?
Creeps going to be.
It's going to be some creepy motherfuckers.
You're not going to eliminate the devil.
You're not going to eliminate creepy people.
It's going to be some creepy niggas.
Whether you stop them or not, there's's always gonna be a chester motherfucking
molester i don't give a fuck you lock this one up you're gonna find another one it's another one
there's another one there's another one it's always gonna be that i understand that part it's
not no wait so what are you saying what i'm saying is uh part of the power that a chester gets
is when a woman may not have a great relationship with their dad part of the way a Chester gets is when a woman may not have a great
relationship with their dad.
Part of the way a Chester breathes
is like, you know what?
Nobody said that I love
her. Nobody
said that, tried to inspire her.
Nobody tried to help her. Nobody listened to her.
We're talking about the one that's being
taken advantage of. What are you talking about?
You're saying,
I just want to understand what you're saying.
You're saying the reason that we have, he's breathing or he gets to live because of his victim not getting the love that they need.
I'm just trying to understand. No, that's what I'm saying.
If you listen to me, I'm actually, I don't know if you can rewind and tell you whatever.
I'm actually explaining.
I'm trying to understand it from a perspective.
He's talking about the Chester.
I know, but I understand what perspective you're trying
to understand it from, but what I'm saying is that
you're not letting me complete the thought
of what I'm saying. Okay, I'll let you finish.
You know what I'm saying? I apologize. And then that
throws my thought off, you know what I'm saying? It's like,
I understand you have a feeling about this
and it's not like, oh, so what are you
saying? No, I'm just explaining a certain mindset.
I'm saying these are things that exist that when we're talking about an individual, we need to be talking about a society.
What is a society that lets a motherfucker feel this comfortable?
What society do we live in where someone can ask you uh can i date your daughter who's possibly
underage and you like it's okay i know that chester i like you don't you don't just stop
one motherfucker right you got to stop a way of thinking and if the way of thinking is like but
wait but what if but wait but what if but hold but a guy we can do that all
you want you can do that all you want and shit can still happen or what are you going to do to
change it right can can you just can you say this is the point i'm making there are some young women
that are raised and are around environments where the only way they see a woman doing things is using their
sexuality their looks their body and everything there are aunties that live like that and there
are moms that live like that and what you see is somebody's like hey that you can tell when
somebody's using their body to connect with somebody.
And we need different images of that.
And we need to be able to tell our daughter,
oh, Donna, you don't have a daughter.
You know what I would tell my motherfucking daughter?
If she was 15 to 16,
I'd be like,
I would say,
don't be fucking with niggas with blue checks on their Instagram
and stay the fuck out their DM and don't get fucking with niggas with blue checks on their instagram and stay the fuck out they dm
and don't get excited about that right okay i'm just posing a question so if i am one that used
my sexuality to get things i deserve to still be um sexually harassed or or or raped in this
whatever case so whether i I walk around naked,
whether I use my sexuality to gain interest
on a popular celebrity,
do I still deserve to be...
But you keep on going back to do I still deserve?
I didn't say you deserved any of that.
I'm just asking because you're saying
that the parenting, or it starts in home.
I did not say what a person deserves.
I didn't say it start in the home.
I said these are the things that exist that makes a motherfucker become a chest molester, make it easy for him.
That's what I said.
I never said you deserve.
I don't give a fuck if you the hoish, most fucking everybody neighborhood bitch in the motherfucking in the city everybody fucked
you if you say no and stop that means no and stop that's what i understand and that's what i'm
saying when people don't say you talk about rape it's so funny that's what i understand
like it's getting to the point where you try to distinguish what are we talking about when you say
that i'm not saying a woman deserves to ever be violated because that's disgusting. There is no way for you to ever justify fucking somebody against their will.
And there's no way I could reason with that or anything.
The only thing I'm saying, if it's a sinister mindset or whatever, there's an other side.
And there's more that we could focus on opposed to just
him right because they him it's me it's you it's because that nigga has so much money you like
how many times you didn't hurt especially the black community oh he liked them young ones
and it's a joke oh he liked he liked it's a joke it's a them young ones. And it's a joke.
Oh, he liked, he liked, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
But it's not a joke.
It's the truth.
And the thing is this.
People, this is what I'm saying to young women.
This is what I'm trying to say.
I'm not shaming you what I'm saying is
as much as niggas need to get their shit together
think
think
see through shit
why is this
motherfucker showing me so much love
and so much so and so
and I'm really not that talented
think
be smarter
just be smarter
think about it
especially in this business
it's going
you're going to be
tested and tested and tested
it's a grimy motherfucking
business and when I say facts
I ain't trying to be an asshole I'm just
saying like this nah I want to shame you.
No.
That nigga going to want to fuck you.
No, but, no, he listened to me read, and I had a good read.
Bitch, you ain't booked shit since fucking acting school in the third grade.
You know he want his dick sucked.
Stop playing. Stop playing.
Stop playing.
But here's the thing.
This is an unfortunate thing,
especially for what I do as a
comedian.
Comedians, we go through times,
you know, you feel funny a
certain way, certain things
pain you, certain things you're
excited about.
You talk about how you feel in
the moment.
That's our job.
We take what in the
moment and we stretch it and we exaggerate it we take the truth and we exaggerate it we can
exaggerate our laugh we can exaggerate uh racism because everybody got a little bit in them you can
exaggerate but this is a platform for thatuckers are so critical that people want to continue
and continue to judge you from your past and that's the unfortunate part about it because
we all got to pass yeah we all got to pass and we could try to dead it whenever we want
you know and you don't know when something triggered in somebody like that's not the person
who that's not who i am anymore you know and i see so many cases of situations just cross the board
on everything politics or whatever you know it's like okay you're judging a man from 30 years ago
he better be different there better be something different but for me what i think i think
comedians get crucified and they shouldn't be.
Cause that's like crucifying Al Pacino for playing Scarface.
Like it's,
it's an art form.
You can say what,
I mean,
you can stand on what you believe on as Donna Rawlings.
But when you're on that stage,
it's,
it's an act.
Like,
you know what I mean?
You can say,
I feel like you could,
comedians should be able to say whatever the fuck they want to say.
I know what you want to say.
That's what the point I'm getting to.
You know, it's like.
It's like, this is so unfair.
If any profession,
you want to hold a comedian to his word.
Right.
It's like it's an act.
It's not.
The water gets muddy though.
What I'm saying is it's like.
The water gets really muddy
when there's like actual criminal,
criminal behavior in the same scene.
And then some people are like,
yeah, this guy said that fucking,
you know, rape is funny. It's like he said something no not only does something one guy says something yeah one guy does something one says something but what the one guy said could be funny and it's not
you to judge what the fuck you think funny is agreed it's what he thought funny was in that
fucking moment but i'm saying you know some chinese niggas got mad at me i saw that i saw that you saw chinese people got mad i saw it yeah on your twitter on your twitter y'all saw that
yes the world sees what you interact when you interact on twitter people see it yeah i don't
even know what type of chinese motherfucker was it was a japanese i don't know i didn't i just
saw that he got mad but you know you know he was chinese right yeah his his uh that's racist that's racist that's racist that's racist what he was asian poster girl i was gonna say i didn't know
oh my god kill me but you know you would just say he was chinese right no i know he was asian well
you wouldn't say he was somalian right if you saw him i'm just saying i didn't see him but i would
guess he was chinese japanese we don't know what you said okay i would guess Okay, sir. I would guess he was Chinese-Japanese-Korean.
That's what I'm saying, sir.
I'm so glad we're talking about this is not rape anymore.
But listen, the real, y'all.
Ooh, rape got heavy as a motherfucker.
As heavy as rape could get, you know.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
You on a podcast that can talk about anything.
You ever been violated?
How old were you?
Call us up, ladies and gentlemen.
Were you 16?
Well, we got a number you can call.
Okay, that was wrong.
That was wrong.
They're going to be like this.
Ah!
No.
Yo, son, I thought that I was beefing on the low.
I wasn't beefing on the low.
No, it was on the high.
It was on the high?
Everyone saw it.
I didn't know everybody saw it, son. Yo, I was on the low. it was on the high it was on the high everyone saw it i didn't know everybody saw it yo i was on the low he did asian voice the guy got mad he did asian voice
how you know i did asian voice because he said that it was offensive that you did asian so what
is offensive to asian are you asian i don't say it he said so what did he say he said he was offended
that you did asian voice and you said I offended everyone. That was the third tweet.
I don't read tweets.
I'm just saying.
The first tweet.
Oh, I'm just.
The first tweet.
I don't remember the order.
He just threw it up.
Can anybody find that thread?
Javanta, can you find that thread?
Yeah.
I'm giving you the overall.
Yo, but I was offended.
You know why I was offended?
Because he was offended that you were.
I'm going to tell you why the fuck I was offended.
All right.
Okay, first off, where he saw me.
First off, understand this.
He saw me at a live show right
the one of the only live shows is going on where an audience connects with a performer right uh
and adhere to all the social distancing guidelines and all the things to be able to do that i got it
let me say this it was in yellow springs
ohio what is in yellow springs ohio dave chappelle dave chappelle decides that he wants to
do a fight club legal fight club of comedy whatever happens
and fight fight club it's crazy he's crazy. He built this shit.
He built this shit
in his cornfield, son.
A fucking cornfield.
It's like a place
where you go hang niggas.
I'm telling you,
this road looks like
you start sitting in trees
and you're like,
oh,
those look strong as shit
out there.
If you're black,
you like this.
If you're black,
you go through a cornfield
and you're like,
ooh.
So you're black, you go through a cornfield, you're like, ooh. So you're like, yeah, I want to go back to, yeah.
Jesus.
It's true, right?
So he's the only person that's doing a show like this.
This is the same venue that they shot what will be the iconic 846 YouTube slash Netflix distribution.
Right?
These tickets are not an easy ticket to get, and I'm pretty sure they're pricey.
Not just because you're trying to make up for costs, but just Dave Chappelle.
I do a set.
I ain't been on stage since this shit kicked off.
March.
March.
Haven't been on stage.
I get a call that Dave Chappelle wants to fly me in to Yellow Spring, Ohio,
COVID tested on a Challenger jet.
I say,
Baller.
Let's go.
But I also told Dave,
when I get off this jet,
I'm not sucking your dick.
That's the first thing I let him know.
I didn't say he came,
but you know,
jet life will make a motherfucker be like,
anyway.
Right?
And this dude went through the whole process of finding out about the event,
to get the ticket for the event, to getting your temperature checked at the event to getting the massive event getting instructions to take your mask off to say i want to be inside
a place with live performance and then to be a fucking critic. What do you want, nigga?
Chinese nigga,
what do you want from me?
The last time I saw you,
it was Corona.
Yo, they tricked us, right?
Nigga, I'm being honest.
America.
Am I the first?
America, please.
America, listen to me.
Javanta.
When Corona first hit,
when it was off the Wu-Tang, not Wu-Tangang um wuhan and the bats and shit nigga y'all was not looking at chinese people different uh nobody was looking
at him different a little bit so me and donald trump the only ones was saying that they got to
come true god damn what no uh what the fuck is no for racism i know it's racist but am i racist
no no you just think slight amounts of racism is funny man yo that's what i'm trying to say
nigga yeah yo i love chinese niggas man i want to read this no no but at least you said it's racist
at least you said it yeah it's not the type said it. I said it, but I said it.
I said it's not the type to get you beat or shot or lose a job.
And all he was saying was your slight amount of racism was offensive.
Right, and I was like, whatever, nigga.
You know what I wanted to say?
Whatever.
You know what I wanted to say, son?
Because I don't got a job anyway.
This is what I wanted to say.
Yo, yo, yo.
Oh, you guys want to know.
Okay, you know.
What I wanted to say.
Listen, hold on.
What I got.
This is what I wanted to say about that Chinese nigga.
I wanted to say, everybody got a mask on.
And you're the only one I know that's Chinese.
You asked the question.
Is that wrong?
I'm just saying.
I looked at everybody's face.
I was like, that nigga Chinese.
That nigga Chinese.
He's Korean, and he's Japanese.
But guess what?
We're out here in a cornfield and we're having fun.
Stop it.
Yo, he didn't want that, man.
He kept going on and on.
And then guess what else?
Oh, nigga, guess what else?
He tried to get the other
Chinese on his side.
He didn't care what Chinese it was.
Let's come together together y'all
he did
nigga it started being all the
Chinese on it right
yo it was first and what'd they say
they was like yeah right
she got it
they was like yeah and then one chick
she wasn't even Chinese this bitch was white
she was like you were thinking 2020
after 20 I'm like really bitch is white. She was like, you were thinking 2020. After 20, I'm like, really, bitch?
That's what I was saying.
She was like, in 2020.
I'm like, in 2020, you paying $150?
Fuck out of here, nigga.
What accents are off limits?
None, right? You don't think any accents are off limits? None, right?
You don't think any accents are off limits?
No, for me, no.
I'm acting.
I'm being a person.
I'm being a person.
It's like it ain't that serious.
I'm just curious.
Ain't no accents, man.
I don't give a fuck, man.
First off, I don't have a TV show.
Hello?
Hello?
Why am I doing this so hard?
Why are you excited about when we're on schedule
why are you excited about this isn't the way i like to work to get a tv show
all right why is this motherfucker going why is she there right why because we're sick of people
telling us no and we're sick of people saying what we can do and this is all you guys you guys
you and america this is you saying what we can do without
anybody because at the end of the day there's nobody but you there's nobody but us there's
nobody but you niggas as much as i hate y'all i fuck with y'all you niggas i hate most of you
niggas but i like some of you niggas but i don't know which one of you niggas to spend money on
a nigga so i gotta go through all of y'all niggas to get the right nigga.
Boom, Javante the right bitch.
Hello?
We use profanity.
Fucking Darius the right white boy.
Hello?
Wake up, nigga.
Julius is the right start trouble ass,
six foot nine ass nigga
keep trying to start trouble with us.
Genius.
And then the thing about it was
man, this Chinese motherfucker man
he made me so mad I just
immediately had beef with Bobby Lee.
Is that the first one you could think of?
That's the first Chinese thing I could come up with.
Yo, it's the same way white people thought about Barack and shit.
Anything Barack did, they was like, yeah, your boy up there fucking up.
It was the same shit.
Yep.
Yep.
So what's wrong with that?
There's nothing wrong with it.
And he just went on.
He kept going on and on and on.
Can I read the tweet?
It doesn't favor me.
Well, it says do better, Michelle.
Oh, shit.
Just because you're in the cornfield.
Start over, start over.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I got to get something special.
All right, this is from a Karen, ladies and gentlemen.
You know the bitches always go, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Give it up for her.
His name is Terry K. Park.
Do better, Michelle Wolf and Donna Rollins.
Just because you're in the cornfields of Ohio doesn't mean that there aren't Asians in the audience or those who don't think anti-Asian racism is OK.
Some of those Asians might be in your host's own family.
You know what he tried to say?
You know what he tried to say?
You said I offend everybody.
Thank you very much. I was started because what she was trying to say is that I didn't know that Dave Chappelle's family is like Filipino Chinese.
She ain't like, look at Dave's family.
They're Filipino Chinese.
You didn't know that, did you, nigga?
I've been eating lupina rolls over the house all day, nigga.
I know that, nigga.
I know them niggas filipino and shit son they just got a hundred pound bag of rice over there nigga that was before the pandemic i know they fucking filipino chinese they try to get all
the chinese to gang up on me son and i'm trying to tell y'all i love chinese this is what i'm
trying to say my connection with chinese is deeper than the average nigga connection with a Chinese.
Because I know Chinese niggas is Korean.
I live with them
niggas.
When you try to say me Asian,
I'm like, no, I understand
Korean culture because
I lived in it.
It's not because I watched a movie
on 36 Cinema. I was like,
I work with a Korean motherfucker, same age as I am.
I work with a motherfucker day in and day out.
See this motherfucker every day.
Where I didn't speak Korean.
I didn't speak Korean.
He didn't speak English.
The only language, the only thing, the way we're learning this,
is sharing words with each other.
Magazines and shit.
How can i hate on
asians like i used to i was one of the only americans over there that would actually travel
on the days off with my korean uh comrades rock f i used to answer phone come something down
oh
don't pick up the phone.
They be like, because I use a trigger.
I was like, yeah, come something down.
Tell them, Lollies, let me not touch you.
But they be like, Lollies, no, come something down.
No speaking.
The biggest was, only English they knew is what I taught them.
They be like, no speaking, dick suck, motherfucker.
Yo, those are the only words.
But they couldn't answer my phone and be like, yo,
man, gay, Arab and Raw. They be like, yo, man, gay, Arab, and Raw.
They'd be like, nigga, if you don't get your Chinese ass off the line.
I'd be like, come something, dog.
Chum, num, him, him, lollings, him, dog.
Chum, num.
They'd be like, oh, chum, chum, chum, chum, chum.
I'd be like, yeah, chum, chum.
Why you don't look like you shitting all the time?
That's how you, when you emphasize words.
That's all just, oh, oh, oh.
And you try to say, I don't fuck with Asians.
Nigga, I used to go to their neighborhoods.
Like, when my day's off, I used to get on boats and trains and shit to go with this nigga.
And I know where I'm going right now.
Nobody speaks my language.
Nobody speaks my language and nobody really don't look like me.
Right.
If you thought a white motherfucker was American looking me, they was like, how did this nigga get over here?
I know he like, I know those niggas don't swim.
Did you experience racism?
No.
I didn't experience racism when I was in Korea because I was in the military.
And being in the military in Korea, when I was there, it was like you was a baller.
You know what I'm saying? Bitches is trying to what some white boys getting married up like a
nah i didn't experience it because i felt like i was the e0 e1 i felt like i had money because i
was in korea and where i was how them live i I think I'm balling like a motherfucker. Got one shoes out here.
Was shit cheap out there?
Yeah. If you went out to the town and like ate food, was it way cheaper?
Well, back then, I'm sure.
Yeah, it was.
Back in the 80s.
She acted like I was in MASH.
She acted like, yo, you was there when I used to go to sleep.
Yeah.
He was in MASH.
Come on.
I'm like, oh, time to go to bed. No, she like Masha, come on. I was like,
oh,
time to go to bed.
No,
she like this,
she like this.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah,
he old
because he remember
when he used to go to sleep
off of that shit.
Yeah,
it was cheap,
but you know,
it was cheap.
They made everything
comfortable for you.
You know what I'm saying?
We used to fucking,
the one thing I used to like,
like,
because we would get like
a GQ magazine or something
and they had tailors over there
and we'd be like, yo, can you something, and they had tailors over there.
And we'd be like, yo, Anashe, can you make this shit right here?
Oh, yeah.
Nigga, you don't understand.
We was some corny niggas.
It was niggas getting, they said, oh, this is what they always said,
oh, can do easy.
Everything can do easy.
Them niggas ain't losing no business.
I'm like, yo, can you make an Adidas suit, right,
put a bit of Adidas on one side and Nike on the other side, right?
Oh, can't do easy.
We was just trying to out-design niggas over there, nigga.
Nigga, give me an ill-skinned collar, nigga.
Make this Reebok, nigga.
Make this shit leather, nigga.
And then get the ill-skinned shoe, nigga.
Yo, it was all about ill, nigga.
You can get ill-skinned. Give me American joint. Give me a red ill, a white ill. Yo, it was all about ill, nigga. You can get ill skish.
Like, give me American joint.
Give me a red ill, a white ill.
And you thought you was the shit on base until you came back home, nigga.
Nigga, I came back home and tried to rock one of those sweatsuits.
They wasn't having any. That was the last day I wore that sweatsuit, son.
I gave that shit to my little brother.
I was like, you can have that Nike Adidas suit.
I thought that was shit, dude. I should have known it was like that
Cause the shit always had a Chinese collar
But I can't believe this Chinese motherfucker
And the reason why it set me so much
Cause y'all know
My week last week
It was so dope
I hadn't done stand up in so long
I was connected with Dave.
You know what I'm saying?
Them niggas.
It just felt good.
Yeah, what was that moment when you got back on stage
and having an audience?
Like, how did that feel?
It was weird because I could hear them.
And I could kind of see them.
How far on the stage were they?
They was far, far as where the plastic white Karen bitches is right there.
It was right there.
But it was in an open, it's in an open field.
Okay.
So it's spread out, you know.
It's not like no, like structured chairs, like sitting in like row A, anything like that.
It's almost like picnic vibe.
You know, it's no alcohol set there, sold.
And everybody, the space is like everybody's far away from each other. almost like picnic vibe you know there's no alcohol set there set sold and everybody the
space is like everybody's far away from each other but it was just something about and then
they have a couple of people that's at the distance on a stage so when you work the stage
you got to work the front and the back but the thing that was so dope was that
it felt like i was open mic-er again you know, I was like, my muscle memory was dead.
I remember those days. If it wasn't about Black Ash,
I was blacking out.
If it wasn't about Black, I've been on Black Ash and the Donnie Rawlings
show, not no jokes.
And I'm thinking like, oh, what is that?
What is you? You used to.
And I was like, uh-uh.
And I was like,
and they called me. Dave gave me
such a dope intro.
This is about what a headline can headline, four or five hours.
But he also can host the show, be humble, keep it going, and be late.
This motherfucker's tele-joked, and he says, yep.
You know, when I was on a Chappelle show,
there was two people that I would consider
to be cast members.
One, the late, great Charlie Murphy.
Rest in peace.
Everybody's like, wow.
It's a good feeling.
He said, in his next young man,
well, not as the, one of the funniest comics I know he's one of the
best hangs in Hollywood you know I'm as Ashley Larry yellow springs help me
welcome it's a rap yo it felt so. I hadn't been in touch with the audience
but I felt how people
think about me or whatever.
It's been a short time.
A lot of it, I have been removed from the
stand-up world.
But it was so good to get on stage
and crack that shit open.
And then just to be around people
and being able to share stories about a set.
The vibe was good.
It wasn't anything, like, reckless.
It just was a good feeling.
You've been around Team Chappelle.
There's nothing but good vibes.
And then we had a motherfucking thing.
I'm the only nigga that bring a goddamn crab feast.
Nigga, I'm ghetto as shit, son.
I'll tear the Yellow Springs into the hood, son.
Yo, my friend, y'all know I talk about it all the time.
My friend Patrick over at Quarter Deck.
Quarter Deck is a seafood restaurant.
One of the best in the D.C., Maryland, Virginia area.
They got the best crab.
They got crabs like this.
King crab?
No, I'm talking about blue crabs.
Oh, blue crab.
Yeah.
If you know your crabs out there, you know.
People talk about crabs.
They be like, yeah, you got, when you hit this, that's a big ass crab.
Blue crabs.
Seasonal.
Certain time of year.
They have a food truck.
They fucking drove the food truck nine hours.
Wow.
With some of the best blue crabs.
And we had crab fest.
That's dope.
Here's the dope shit.
When it was time for it to be over, that's a huge gesture to say I'm a driver.
And then produce this crab fest
and when i was like yo nigga because i know them niggas got money i'm like yo niggas i'm like you
know at the end of this shit you be like yo my man let me talk to you for a second
you know that motherfucking settle that's settled and i'm saying like you know settle
everybody want to settle you just sweat it and settle.
And I was like, man, this gesture is amazing because Patrick is always hospitable.
He's a good guy.
But I'm like, nigga, you came from D.C.
I was like, yo, you got to get a check, son.
What you need?
He said, I don't need nothing.
I was like, what what how many crabs nigga that was like about two kilos of crabs that was cbd oil and everything i was like i understand you're
nice and everything but no no no i can't let you go out like that he was like no i don't need
nothing i was like man fuck that i was like i even told i turned to karen i was like i insist
yo i threw a sit i was like, man, fuck that. I was like, I even told, I turned to Karen. I was like, I insist.
Yo, I threw a sin.
I was like, well, never have I.
Let me speak to your manager.
And I blamed it on Sina.
I was like, well, I'm going to have a word with Sina.
Right?
Did I go to Sina?
I said, Sina, well, apparently Patrick doesn't want to get paid.
And Sina said, you let Patrick know that we're
offended if he doesn't.
I went to Patrick.
I said, they're going to be offended
if you
don't. He was like, well, then they'll just have
to be offended.
And he said,
Donnell, how many times, he said, what's wrong
with wanting to do something just out of your heart because you care?
And I was like, I agree with you.
I said, but that's like $3,000 worth of crap.
You could be rich, bitch.
I'm like, nigga, I don't give a fuck.
I get Dave two dozen for free.
But that shit, but he made a point, man.
He made a point that like, it's not too often that we do that anymore it's not too often that we do something just out i don't want anything out of it other
than just being around people to feel good right and i went to dave i'm still trying to get the
nigga some money i said dave can i talk to you said what i said patcher drove a long way
this is a great gesture he insists that he don't get paid he doesn't want
to pay us and they said well look like we won that one right now because he niggas ain't used
to motherfucking sin no tab especially when a motherfucker know you got it they always be trying
to run your pockets nigga i know you ain't tripped off no fucking $82,000 for no Nikes, nigga.
You know, they get mad like, you know.
But, and he meant it.
And then I told Dave, and Dave was like,
oh man, tell him to end what I was at.
And then Dave, we was having a good time.
Dave stopped the party
and gave him one of the most authentic toasts
you could ever get.
Son, wait one second, listen.
These guys came all the way out here from D.C.
They cook crab for us all day.
Fresh crab.
These motherfuckers were alive this morning.
At the end of the night, we try to give them something and they refuse.
And that is the motherfucking hokey pokey you can't understand this guy came out of here
and fed our community us i tried to do something and he refused i've been rich for a few years
i gotta tell you this never happens.
I'm telling you from my perspective, a guy just doing something and coming and experiencing something and saying, these motherfuckers are so good, I don't want to charge them.
It's the most priceless thing on earth.
I'm dying to give you money because I'm so appreciative.
Don L. can't have it.
No, I am. But. Don L. can't have it. No, I am.
But I wouldn't.
Because the gesture you offered is so beautiful.
Now, I'm a Muslim.
I'm a terrible Muslim.
I love to drink.
But I got to tell you something.
There's a saying of the Prophet Muhammad who says,
Never refuse a kind deed because it may be the deed that gets a person into heaven.
Just take it and i gladly
accept it and i'm very grateful and this is one of the most special times in my life and i swear
to god you're a beautiful part of it maybe the most beautiful part of it let's all give him a
round of applause. Yeah! What a day!
It was so dope.
Which increased Patrick's business by 80%. So now, I won 30% of the 80% that didn't.
No, I'm just joking.
No, but it was just so good.
That was part of the week, man.
We got to fucking be around
friends and shit.
Everybody was,
it's so funny now.
Every time you say anything
now you got to say,
and we were practicing
social distancing.
Anytime you,
are you practicing
social distance?
Are you,
we're going to hear
the practice.
This is what I'm going to practice.
Not getting Corona.
That's what I'm going to practice.
Social difference might switch up, nigga. if a nigga crack that six feet wall i'm gonna turn
my head nigga some niggas ain't gonna believe in social distance some niggas be pushing your
distance you don't want to keep arguing you know i mean arguments like i was like yo six feet
that shit gonna be like what do you mean six feet fuck what are you saying i got it
no i'm just saying six feet well fuck you in. All right, you don't want to fuck with six feet
What are you gonna do what are you gonna do man?
What are you gonna do? Nigga? We've been going niggas. We go a five bus ride not to get gross
Yo, you know how hard it's
trying every day not to get corona every day i gotta
wake up thinking about not dying on this door no please god i'll kill me i can't live like this no
more oh that killed me with corona hey something i can't take this shit i'm going to sleep man every time i turn tv on
talk about these corona niggas to die nobody want to show love to the corona niggas that live man i
know more niggas to live than died off the shit man and everybody just died off it's like 88 man
how long you think these niggas gonna live man oh no come on man come on man and brown
out brown on i ain't been to the east coast
she 88 she ain't been to the east coast
nigga you gotta get out there right there
it's about to be a rack
I ain't gonna keep on not shaking your hand
come on man
tell us some more world world world
world world truth stories
so sick of corona nigga
it's the truth everybody
everybody keep on being proud about they test So sick of Corona, nigga. It's the truth, everybody.
Everybody keep on being proud about their tests.
I got a test today.
Quarantine fever.
Hopefully.
Everything.
I hate Julius.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
That's my shit, nigga.
I'm going to give.
I got Corona.
I'm a Corona myself, nigga.
That mean I got the triple antibodies.
Y'all better get a little Rona, y'all niggas.
Stop playing me and scared of Rona.
Get some Rona light, nigga.
You know how many niggas I know that lived off of Rona light?
What's Rona light?
Rona light, nigga.
Yo, I'm telling you.
Look at Derry like, there's a Rona light? There's a Rona light. Derry Light, nigga. Yo, I'm telling you. Look at Derry Light.
There's a Rona Light.
There's a Rona Light.
Derry Light.
Maybe that's what I am.
Nigga, it's a Rona Light.
Niggas don't talk about the Rona Light.
They only talk about the extra Rona, right?
They don't talk about the lighter Rona.
They got a Rona out here.
Listen, they got a Rona out here.
You get it, right?
You just chill for two weeks, and then you bong. You back. You're asymptomatic and I don't know what the maddox me I know this I know niggas I heard niggas that we was crying on one text message
everybody was putting this up yo these atheist niggas was like man that's the wrong you supposed
to put the devil up nigga this nigga got yo got, yo, son, these niggas.
Yo, you know how tired I am of this emoji?
Man, I'm so sick of this emoji, man.
I'm so sick of this emoji right here, son.
It's so lazy.
It's so, niggas don't want to do shit.
I'm sick of this one.
Nigga's doing this with a thumb up.
Nigga, just give me this by itself.
And make sure it's black, nigga.
I don't want your white ass praying for me, nigga.
I think that is lazy.
The response is like when you double tap, ha ha.
Yeah.
I'm like, come on.
Niggas don't.
Man.
I'm telling you, one of my niggas, they say, oh, man.
So-and-so got corona, man.
I was like this.
All right.
And the reason I say that is certain niggas, if you hear certain niggas, you hear get the corona.
You ain't going to be like, oh.
You're going to be like, man, that nigga about to beat shit up.
That tennis nigga.
Man, that nigga going to be, man, that nigga about to get some IV drips.
Nigga be able to saw this shit. You know what I'm saying? be, man, that nigga about to get some IV drips. They gonna be in the sauna and shit.
That nigga, you know what I'm saying?
Like, all right, nigga.
So what about DL then and him fainting?
DL gonna be all right too.
You know what I'm saying?
This is what people don't understand about the whole testing process or anything.
I ain't trying to say just be reckless or whatever.
But everybody is focusing on not getting corona.
Nobody's focused on how to beat corona.
Right?
Everybody focuses on Donald Trump not being president,
but ain't nobody focused on how to beat him.
You know what I'm saying?
They're talking about what their problem is,
but they don't got no solution to it.
You know, that's it.
With this whole corona shit,
this is what people don't want to deal with because they want everybody else to be responsible
for your life, for your actions.
It's going to come to a point with with this personal responsibility what is your personal responsibility what are you personally responsible for what are you and you can't leave
it in the government hands you can't leave in the doctor you can't leave in nobody's hands but what's
you going to be personally responsible for and some people going to be willing to risk that more than others
and you can't judge a person you know i'm saying you can't judge a person that's why these niggas
be arguing about the mask to mask or not to mask all that shit if you don't want to get sick don't
fucking go nowhere but i think what some people are saying is you know scientifically it's a
pandemic so we're in this together but no i agree no what are you trying to tell me is that you as a white man you believe in science i you believe in science i i
yeah i'm not so you don't think science is bullshit i don't think science is bullshit
you don't think science is bullshit dear is that a serious question you believe that
yeah i believe that you believe science yeah you believe science i believe in science our
president doesn't believe well yeah i know that? Yeah. You believe science? I believe in science. Our president doesn't believe science.
Well, yeah, I know that.
And some people in our society don't believe in science.
That's fair.
And that's what it's going to be.
But, you know, when you're up against a pandemic as a society, not as a person,
we have individual responsibility.
I agree.
But at some point, you know, if we wanted to beat it,
the best option would be to beat it all together.
You know how we're going to beat it?
I mean, we're going to beat it with a vaccine.
That's the reality.
Let me tell you something.
It's going to be like East Coast, West Coast beef.
It's going to be like Death Row.
It's going to be like Death Row, bad boy beef, nigga.
It's going to be the outside niggas and the inside niggas.
So we're going to lose.
They're only going to beef online because they ain't going to be around each other.
Nigga, I'm an outside nigga.
I'm an outside nigga.
Yo, it's the outside niggas that can survive.
Like, get right, nigga.
Get right is an outside nigga.
He showy.
Yo, you got outside niggas and inside niggas.
And I'm saying, you can't get mad at either one of them.
If you don't want to be around inside niggas, stay outside.
Okay, but what do you feel about the people that,
the ones that don't want to wear the mask in the store?
So then now I got to be, I got to go, if I need my necessities,
now there's somebody that's not abiding by the rules.
Yeah, fuck the rules, bitch.
You better put an oxygen tank on.
Fuck you think you, I just, don't go to Ohio, nigga.
Those niggas are breathing in your face.
They don't give a fuck, huh?
Do I sound different? It does sound different, but. Fuck it, man. Them niggas are breathing in your face. Do I sound different?
It does sound different, but...
Fuck it, man. We almost do.
I'm telling you. I understand what...
Now, here's the thing.
This is the thing. Taking personal responsibility.
If you a straight inside motherfucker,
you a masked bitch, whining,
right?
And you know that there might be a place
where there's an outside you don't
go you order online he's saying the grocery store yeah you order online yeah
what I'm saying is like like it's like oh I'm out here because I want to get
these tomatoes in this milk and it's cottage cheese bitch you better do
Postmates right if you want to be inside of the B is that but then if you go
outside you got to be you got to be responsible for yourself
and all that you can do is precaution to take care of yourself.
I mean, people are just losing their shit
because, you know, people, some people
believe that it'll never go away.
It's never going to go away, son.
A vaccine will make it go away. Man, a vaccine
will make it go away. Look, there's already,
there's studies already now that the way they
used to treat this in the first beginning
of this and the way that they treated them is totally different of course they have advanced so far
you know i'm saying as much nobody wants to hear it's a flu strand or whatever but eventually it's
gonna get to a point where that's what it is it's gonna be a virus it's i said when i was in
yellow spring i said man i said i said man everybody needs a look coronial i was like what i was like think about it
10 years from now right you meet somebody you said you have any corona and he's like no you
like oh no you ain't got no antibodies you straight off of your immune system they can
fuck out i mean in good news they did find some medicine that reacts well with people that
are, you know, on the deathbed.
Man, listen, man.
Man, listen, man.
They're going to file all that shit for this.
Because this shit affect too many motherfuckers.
It's not something
that affect you like we want to get rid of the black people.
We want to get rid of the gay people.
It's something that could get rid of everybody.
And then there's going to be some money attached to it. They're gonna find it
They're gonna find yeah, I don't want to go all into the corona shit all that. I'm just like this thing
Keep your mask on keep your distance, you know
You know fucking ski you do right? That's it. That's all you can do fucking now everybody
I had a month from the mom and come here, bitch.
Unless you're a scientist, then you can work on the vaccines.
They say the UVs, they say UV rays kill
the shit.
They say that.
They say that, like, they're going to be having, like,
you're going to be going through shit like you had Ronan.
I'm all right right here.
Everybody, everybody is talking about
I want to test.
I want to test to see if I have Corona or the antibodies.
Okay.
What are you going to do?
Right.
You know like, okay, you test negative.
So, alright, you test negative. So, right now you test negative.
Stay in the house forever.
Right.
That's what you told me today.
Yeah.
Stay in the house forever, nigga. Because once you go to the store anyway, nigga, the
test blow, nigga.
They gonna keep sticking my finger, fucking my nose up, nigga.
Fuck that, nigga.
Let's get it over with, nigga.
Come here.
Did you get the antibodies test?
Have you got that yet?
Yeah.
You didn't have the antibodies?
I did.
I didn't have it.
You didn't have it.
So, I didn't.
But now I'm like this. I got this cotton swab. I didn't want to do the nasal one.
The nasal one seems like it hurts.
But the nasal one's the most accurate one.
Man, accurate to what?
Accurate to what, nigga?
I mean, that's just.
Well, what's the difference between
the swab and the nasal one?
It's like when they go up in behind your nose.
Do more.
They're deeper in here.
They're deeper in here.
Man, if you got a dick, yo, let me tell you something.
I take three different
time to roll the test i did this this it is the dish i'm on last but not least i'm just like
well just act like i ain't got just act like i got i ain't wrong i feel good let's go get some
spinach and y'all talk about you and corona why everybody's scared to fight Corona? You better drink some water. A nigga being like,
I ain't fucking with no Hennessy no more.
Fuck it, no.
I'm just saying, at the end of the day,
you gotta be careful.
It's the same story.
Same shit.
I saw Get Right the other day.
Shut up and get right.
Get Right doing good. I saw him. I was nervous
because I went to Dave Chappelle's.
I went to Ohio right before Get Right got his phone.
I was like, shh, he's like, you're touching this thing, right?
He called me a couple times.
I showed him a couple pictures and shit.
And then a couple times I called him, he didn't answer.
I'm like, nigga, I know you at home.
Get right, I know you at home. Nigga, I bought you at home and they got what you hold is up with your home phone.
And I'm like, this is the guy, I'm like, this is the guy, why don't you answer your phone?
I know you like that.
Well, I'm charging this shit, right?
So, there's certain times we answer it and I talk to him and I got with him.
I link up with him.
Damn, we don't get together.
They can't even pre-pick this money.
We don't get together.
We got to get the system in place.
But this is so dope.
This is so dope. Get right with us.
Man, I need to see you, man.
He said, I'm right over here. I'm over here.
I was talking to him. I pulled up.
I saw him earlier. He said, man,
you know what I mean? I said, what?
He said, I need a new shopping cart, man.
Right? I said, man, I got youper cut man right i said man i got you
he was like you ain't got no shopping cover i said beat me and so i'm right that's how we
talk about me and i had a shopper shopper car it was one what they call a brand carriage or
something they got a name for you know the wheels said the wheels Yeah, but not this one
Hollywood
Like this
And it's like a pit boy that she was
It was solid shit. I couldn't shake it. I pulled that show
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He said, oh, look at this motherfucker.
He said, oh, that bitch got spokes.
He looked at me like, oh, shit, son.
That's great.
Yeah, but he didn't answer the phone.
He didn't answer.
He's out shopping.
He's out hanging.
He's out riding around with his shopping phone. He's out shopping. He's out riding around with his shopping
car. He's killing it.
I don't know if there's a moral to the story
but it's so interesting
because we're in an interesting time where
we don't know what to believe.
Half the time
we don't want to believe something.
The first thing
if you hear something negative about somebody you know,
the first thing,
if you're a real friend,
the first thing you say to yourself,
I don't want to believe that,
and I can't believe it.
You know what I mean?
Before, like, how ever tough
the allegations were or whatever,
especially if it was your friend,
you don't want to believe it.
And this is what people don't understand
about friends being caught up in situations,
people you admire getting caught up in situations.
You could know somebody different
from how other people know them
and different from their life.
People only present one side of their life to you.
And that's the side you connect with.
That's it.
You know,
something could happen,
you could change your feeling,
that's how you initially connect.
And even where everybody's,
oh, we don't want to talk about this,
talk about that,
but we know,
I ain't got to say nothing,
we know what's going on in the media and who's on that motherfucking second wave. And I said, I know a person one way. I've talked to a person one way. The only side of them I know is this. That's what they present themselves to me and when I saw a dude
remember I saw him we always had mutual respect always had mutual respect we had mutual respect for what we do
it's gonna be people trying to eat me up and drag me and I didn't see always see a
lot of excitement in his eyes but I remember a time I saw excitement in his eyes when I was having my son and I was talking about fatherhood.
Because he saw me do jokes from the lady's president about having a kid and all that type of shit.
And he was one of those, well, the white dudes don't like to talk about kids.
They'll just say I got four dogs.
And they're all arrested.
Right?
Ain't no pressure.
Right?
And we was talking about it and he used to always look at me like something.
And I saw the look go from his shoes like I wish something was not going to happen.
And then one time I tell him I said man, know this may sound crazy, but Don Marrera told me, he said, some people are meant to be dads. They're supposed to be dads. That's what Don told me. you know it started it was an exchange people can say whatever the fuck
they want to say
but this is what I know I'm not defending anything
and uh
I remember like
you next watch
and I remember
when he knew he was going to have a kid
and he said he was the first person to throw that.
And the reason why I said that some people, because sometimes in some people's lives,
something has to happen for them to either change or want to be a different person.
You know?
Not knowing what the future of any
allegations would be or whatever.
It just felt like it was just
a shift in the life changer.
You know?
And
he's my friend.
What else can you say?
What else can you say? What else can you say?
It's just fucked up.
It's just so fucked up.
It's fucked up.
On the side that
women have to go through certain things.
It's just fucked up and I text him And it was simple I said A friend is a friend
I hope you wasn't in the store
Sit down there all and show
If you're living in a glass house
Don't throw no stones if you're living in a glass house,
don't throw no stones. Bye.