Donnell - Karen ain't Sharing

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

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Starting point is 00:01:30 He's back up in this motherfucker. I know y'all gonna be like, here you go with that bullshit. I don't want to be this person, but it hasn't been a while, but it's been a while since we've been in the studio, and I want to start by saying. That's right, everybody. You know what it is when you hear that corny music it's the intro to the donnell rollins show you probably saying to yourself donnell what are you going to talk about on this episode there's a lot of things that have been going on in the news and out of the
Starting point is 00:02:00 news you say donnell are you going to go to the places that some people are afraid to go are you going to ask the real questions are you going to talk about the real issues and the answer to that is if i motherfucking feel like it but this is the energy i'm on right now that's right black lives matter has died down Never But it's back up Niggas timelines are going back to normal
Starting point is 00:02:32 But it's back up Don't see that many leather gloves But it's back and it's not going anywhere This we have to remember Never let up on the Karens okay never let up on karens the reason why i say that is because karens are out of fucking control exactly it's too much and i did not want to be the person america listen i did not want to be the person that says these white bitches are out of control. But I didn't want to be that person because I'm guilty of, you know, with them.
Starting point is 00:03:16 What does that mean, Donna? You know what it means. You know what it means. It means like, okay. Can't see that. You can't see it on the audio, but if you were watching the audio, it's the old thing a high school kid takes his thumb, his tongue, and do it on the side of the zipper leg.
Starting point is 00:03:32 That's what it is. That's what it is. So it's hard for me to just like, I'm not a Karen hater. You've partaked in some of the benefits. I partaked in some of the benefits it's on the benefits of being stressed they need to be stopped they don't know 100 like i'm done period i'm done with them they need to be stopped it's over it's enough it's enough because it's like i don't know what it is i don't know if it's corona i don't know if niggas are just sick of mask but everybody
Starting point is 00:03:59 is just on one yeah man like everybody is on one everybody is on one. Everybody is on one. The other day I was outside and I spit on the concrete. This lady was walking her dog and she was literally like a half a block away. She yelled down the street. She was like,
Starting point is 00:04:21 what the fuck you fucking asshole. No, I just wanted to let you know how far she was from the street. She was like what the fuck you fucking asshole no I just wanted to let you know how far she was from the street she was like fuck you're going crazy yo is anybody paying attention I'm paying attention I'm waiting what happened what did you do I'm telling you I'm saying come closer
Starting point is 00:04:41 to Mike this is part of the effect we have listeners that need to hear I know but this is what I'm saying this is the Mike. This is part of the effect. Okay, but we have listeners that need to hear. I know, but this is what I'm saying. This is the extent of I could hear her. Okay. It wasn't like she was like, what the fuck? Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:55 What I'm trying to say was she was. She was back. Way back. She was so mad at me. She was cursing me. You seen her when she yelled at you? Or was it behind you? The bitch had a mask on.
Starting point is 00:05:03 The bitch had a mask on. The bitch had a mask on. So I couldn't remember remember her eyes i had to remember her dogs right i'm like watch when i see the pomegranate bitch again the pomeranian oh pomeranian pomegranate when i see the fluffy ass dog bitch again i was like damn you know what a pomegranate looks like that's dope i do know the pomegranate we call it chinese apple there you go yeah thank you very much i know nothing about a pomegranate what do you niggas call them chinese apples pomegranate what i was saying was she was caring she was she was like and like enough is enough like i know karen listen i know it's a tough time Like, I know, Karen. Listen. I know it's a tough time. I really do.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I know you're on edge. And you should be. Black people are really on edge. But enough of the, like, everything does not have to be. Everything is. Did you see that video? She was like, I have a black husband. When she fl husband when she flicked the guy i give a fuck about that we know why you fucking him or maybe you okay you love him but you see how dramatic they are that's the point that's the thing about it is that it's so fucking dramatic it's just like it's annoying but then there are people like this. There are people that are like this. Is she okay?
Starting point is 00:06:29 Karen, you're not going to sit there and flip me off. You flipped me off. Sir. Don't touch me. Do not touch me. Sir, you're- You flipped me off. I'm a black husband. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Why did you flip- Why did you flip me off? You are totally calling me something that I'm not. Ma'am, don't touch me. Do not touch me. I'm not touching you. You don't- Did you, ma'am, did you or did you not cuss me? Did you not- Karen! Ma'am! Don't touch me! You gotta touch me! I'm not touching you! You don't understand! Did you? Ma'am, did you or did you not cuss me?
Starting point is 00:06:48 No! I was going to! Did you flip me off? You don't understand! Why did I get flipped off? You don't understand! You're attacking me! You don't even understand! Karen, are you okay?
Starting point is 00:06:57 You don't even understand what happened! Can you explain to me calmly? No! Because you're attacking me right now! I'm not attacking you. Ma ma'am you flicked me off guys this is her license plate number she lives here this is her address karen you flipped me off you cut me off and flipped me off and now you're playing the victim ma'am would you like to calm down you You know, there are people. That's what makes a Karen. She knows that trigger is going to be to look out and see if she's okay first.
Starting point is 00:07:31 And it's so fucked up. She flipped out. It was so funny because the dude that was filming it, he was gay as a mother. He was. He was. He was like, uh-uh. Uh-uh. And I'm not saying nothing wrong with being gay, Black Lives Matter.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I know they out here. I know it's all type of Black Lives Matter. Gay ones and all that. Right? But he was like, I was like, oh, shit. I know he wasn't trying to fuck her. Damn, that's one thing I know. It wasn't trying to hit on her.
Starting point is 00:07:59 It wasn't nothing sexual or anything. But he just was, he chased her. He chased her. Well, she chased him first and then he followed her home because he's like not gonna let her get away with it and we that we need they need to be held accountable i know but once we knew she wouldn't get away with it then he kept on saying i'm not gonna let you get away with it we know she won't get away with it i mean eventually she did though he left he drove off and she was she didn't get when i say she didn't get away with it get
Starting point is 00:08:24 away with it that means that no police came and killed the nigga you know nobody killed the motherfucker and nobody was arrested you know i'm saying so but you know that's the fucking that's so crazy they gotta get chin checked i don't all the time i took you know what you do when someone carries you like they call it karen. In my day, we used to call it gives white woman. Gives white woman. You know, this is giving you white woman.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Giving you white woman. Giving you white woman. She gave you white woman? Yeah, like give you white woman, you got to throw your shoulder a little bit. Giving you white woman
Starting point is 00:09:00 is like this. It's just a little something. Giving, giving white woman. And white woman is like, you use giving white woman. You've probably seen white women and like this it's just a little something given given white woman and white woman is like you use given white woman you've probably seen white women and like um i who's your manager i beg your pardon is there a supervisor and you say that to say that's given white woman motherfuckers need to do reverse white woman. Just reverse it.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Hit the bitch with the same shit she hit you with. It happened to me. I was on a flight from New York to L.A. And I was in first class. I don't know who paid for the ticket because I wouldn't. And I'm in like 1C or something like that. And I had all type of Bluetooth shit going on. I couldn't turn all my shit off at one time.
Starting point is 00:09:44 She was like, sir, you need to turn your Bluetooth off. I was like, bitch, I ain't got no Bluetooth on. And then she just showed me the light. I'm like, bitch caught me. Right? And then she say something like, sir, you need to turn your radio off. I was like, I don't have radio. It's another green light.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I'm like, goddamn, there's lights everywhere. Then she's like, I was like, okay. Then she was like, sir, you need to turn your phone off. Just turn your phone off. Just turn your phone off. Turn your phone off. Finally phone off finally i gotta turn the phone off right and she was on me about turning my phone off turn your fucking phone off right turn it off sir turn your phone off please like if my phone on the plane won't be able to take off like me being on my phone just fucking landed this plane
Starting point is 00:10:27 right and then I was like okay it was off this bitch go behind a little corner where the coffee shit be yo I could not believe I would turn into a white woman I'd turn into a white woman I'd do like this I was like are you serious yo i grabbed my face like this i was like i was appalled i thought i turned into a white bitch nigga i said are you serious
Starting point is 00:10:58 i didn't say this bitch on the phone i turned white woman i gave white woman right back i said are you serious? She was like this. I knew she was talking to a nigga or something because her face was like this, right? She was like. And I said it like low. Then I was like, maybe she didn't hear me. I said, because, you know, I said to myself, I said, are you serious?
Starting point is 00:11:21 She didn't hear me. Then I was like, are you serious? She was like, what? I i said are you kidding me so you talked to me about my phone for 10 minutes to go in the corner and use your phone she was looking at me like she was was so scared. I said, really? That's what this bitch did. She went and got the fucking phone to the pilot. She said, this bitch said, I don't even know how you turn the nigga in the front row into this.
Starting point is 00:12:04 The gentleman in the front row into this sentence. She said, the gentleman in the front, nigga. She said, the gentleman in one seat is making me feel very uncomfortable. Nigga, I was like, oh, the marshal's about to come.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Then I said, then I hit her back. I said, are you serious? I make you feel uncomfortable are you kidding me I leaned into it I said are you kidding me and it was squashed
Starting point is 00:12:32 but I felt that whole shit that Karen shit is out of motherfucking control I feel like if they just mind their own business the world would be a better place just mind your business they keep minding other people's business especially black people. Yeah, but.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Had she mind her business, that whole thing didn't even have to happen. Yeah, they just need to just realize that your word is not law. It used to be. So many things are changing now.
Starting point is 00:13:01 It used to be where it was like the first thing you thought was like oh my god what did you do to karen but now you're starting to think like another karen yeah shit that was abnormal shit that was abnormal is normal shit that was normal is abnormal yeah shit is ridiculous now you do a podcast and people ask questions. It's so critical. Why aren't you talking about this?
Starting point is 00:13:29 Why aren't you talking about this? Why are you afraid of this? Do you support this? Do you support that? A lot of things happen really, really fast. A lot of things last week happened. A lot of things happened last week that a lot of people don't want to talk about for different reasons. You know? people don't want to talk about for different reasons you know that's the thing about doing this a podcast where sometimes sometimes it's things that are out there you want to talk about
Starting point is 00:13:54 about like you're forced to talk about it you're not talking about it but then it boils down to what are you talking about i think it's important to talk about anything uncomfortable right now because i think through history we've just suppressed it or ignored it. But we got some new shit. We got some new shit to talk about. Nigga, yo, this year's been so goddamn stressful. Let's talk about it. We got to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yo, it's been so stressful. Every week, nigga, it's another joint to look out for, nigga. Yo, this year, I'm telling you you it was fucking first it started off with corona niggas like oh fuck that I'm used to corona I'm good and then black lives matter and then motherfuckers black lives matter
Starting point is 00:14:35 and then why you doing black lives matter corona still going on motherfuckers worrying about the second wave of Corona. It's bad. But nobody is ready for this second wave of Me Too's, nigga. Oh, it's coming.
Starting point is 00:14:55 It's here, actually. Nigga! It's here. Son, Me Too's a spike. Yo, Me Too's a spike. Me Too's a spike like a motherfucker. Niggas is not just social distances from Me Too's, son. Me Too's a spike like a motherfucker. Niggas is not doing social distances from Me Too's, son. Me Too's was almost out.
Starting point is 00:15:10 We almost forgot about Me Too. Remember we was getting Me Too's every week, son? I'm the only person like this, man. I feel for this bitch, but I'm Me Too'd to fuck out, man. Another Me Too. Everywhere was Me Too. Then Corona came, then Me Too just kind of chilled out, right? Me Too is back there lurking.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Second wave. The second wave, son. Yo, it's going hard. It might be bigger than the first. It might not. I mean, it's just starting. Nothing's ever going to be bigger than the first. The first wave of Me Too is the ones that set the stage.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I don't know i think people are more comfortable and and and willing to share their stories more than ever now yeah i know i'm saying but i'm saying the first wave the first wave the first wave was the one to set the standards the first wave was like i mean if bill cosby counts in the first wave that was a pretty big wave that was a big way in terms of in terms of what just just who he is the amount of monster yeah like the size of the monster counts yeah i was trying to explain it but then you guys started talking about something else like i've really been working i haven't interrupted anybody i was doing explanation just just went there there you go
Starting point is 00:16:20 when i said the sense of wave the sense of the sense of, this is how powerful the first wave was. The first wave was so powerful. It didn't matter if what a bitch was saying was true or not true. It was just, bam, that's fucked up. The first wave was just like, everybody's getting tested. Everybody was feeling it. First wave was like, fuck that, that's fucked up, that's fucked up, that's fucked up. And then you had cases and situations where,
Starting point is 00:16:51 hmm, it wasn't really that fucked up. What do you mean by that? Like, some situations, they just be lying. Hmm. You know? Some say, and I'm not,
Starting point is 00:17:06 and I'm saying I'm not supportive. First thing, I'm not like not understanding how if or disregarding how it could feel to be violated. Somebody take advantage of you. And I'm not talking about that.
Starting point is 00:17:22 And that's a fucking horrible thing. It's a horrible thing. And that's a fucking horrible thing. It's a horrible thing. It's such a horrible thing that we should never second guess whether a woman is telling the truth about it, has any validity or anything. It just will be like the minute a woman says anything to do with, like, I've been violated, I've been raped,
Starting point is 00:17:41 the first thing, like, yo, get this nigga. Let's kill this nigga. But in certain cases, it's found that there are women that have arterial motives. Arterial motives. Arterials, yeah. You know, everybody was flowing with me. You know? And it's like the saddest part about this situation is that we should never question, we should never question, is she lying or not? You should never question that.
Starting point is 00:18:12 You should never give it the benefit of the doubt. But it's at that point, and this is why I think it's so unfortunate about the world we're living in right now. A person could be accused of something, right? And be falsely accused. But everything is determined in public opinion now. It's like what I think. Well, you think 10 people would say the same thing? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:18:47 It's a possibility. This is Hollywood. And some people have grand schemes. Some people really have grand schemes. There's nothing going on. I'm not saying this case or anything. There's nothing going on in my career. I want to be relevant so bad. I want 30,000 followers. Fuck it. Everybody thinks I'm a whore anyway.
Starting point is 00:19:05 So, what the fuck? Let me ask'm a whore anyway so what the fuck let me ask you a question yo let me finish my thought okay what the fuck certain things can be challenged and it's unfortunate because it
Starting point is 00:19:17 takes away from where there is a situation with a real victim but don't the the real victims outweigh there is a situation with a real victim. But don't the real victims outweigh the ones that have the
Starting point is 00:19:30 ulterior motive or the grand scheme? Nobody knows. I feel like it's been proven. It's been proven. You know. Sprinkles of cases where someone's taken advantage or they want money, etc. But for the majority of what we've been seeing it's just they're there they're like real victims and I
Starting point is 00:19:49 think that's where the focus should be right I do understand what you say yeah but I'm still saying that like so you're talking about a small I'm just saying like what I'm saying certain cases what I'm saying in certain cases it's allegations yeah it's allegations haven't been proven. And the funny thing about it is, like, it's so funny because we don't understand what it takes to, like, whatever type of predators or whatever you feel, like, what makes these people exist? Is it the community around? Is it the community that they're around?
Starting point is 00:20:22 Is it the people that they're around is it the people that turn their turn away from it is the people say oh you know that so-and-so's thing and then when you have somebody that's in the situation and something is exposed in their life it's like now everyone says oh yeah everyone says oh yeah i always you know what what, I always, you know what? What happened? What happened when, what a person thinks a monster, what happens when it's building?
Starting point is 00:20:54 Who's feeding it? What's feeding it? We are. We are. You know what I'm saying? That's based on, but isn't that based on experience and observation? So if,
Starting point is 00:21:04 for instance, X is accused of being this person and they've been accused of um me tooing someone and then i'm like oh wait oh yeah he did do that and then you're like formulating oh shit no he is kind of predatory or yeah okay i know he might be that and then you're like oh wait shit and this is what i think know he might be that. And then you're like, oh, wait, shit. In hindsight, this is what I think, and I might be crazy. In hindsight, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, wait, oh, wait, what he did was kind of creepy. Like, I don't understand how motherfuckers don't know when a motherfucker's being creepy. Like, when a motherfucker's being creepy.
Starting point is 00:21:44 And I'm not, everybody's's like you can't victimize i'm not shaming but i'm just saying motherfuckers got to get smart on different levels no doubt listen on different levels and the way i say that is that when we say shame it's like oh don't shame that person you're gonna make them feel bad guess why most fat motherfuckers lose weight when they say i'm sick of motherfuckers calling me a fat ass that used that's the most motivating factor but that's not criminal but listen i'm not saying criminal because i'm not saying criminal yeah because we're talking about criminal shit we're not talking about like you know taking advantage of women i think that's the two conversations in the in in the case i know well i guess what i was taking advantage of is is like
Starting point is 00:22:29 that's life i know but i guess what i was trying to say to both of you i was just trying to complete my thought right that's all right well you're right people have to be smarter right you know true i'm saying people i'm saying it's have to be this is the type of shit I talk about. All right, creeps going to be creeps. But you also have to know. Wait, creeps are going to be creeps? What does that mean? Creeps going to be.
Starting point is 00:22:54 It's going to be some creepy motherfuckers. You're not going to eliminate the devil. You're not going to eliminate creepy people. It's going to be some creepy niggas. Whether you stop them or not, there's's always gonna be a chester motherfucking molester i don't give a fuck you lock this one up you're gonna find another one it's another one there's another one there's another one it's always gonna be that i understand that part it's not no wait so what are you saying what i'm saying is uh part of the power that a chester gets
Starting point is 00:23:21 is when a woman may not have a great relationship with their dad part of the way a Chester gets is when a woman may not have a great relationship with their dad. Part of the way a Chester breathes is like, you know what? Nobody said that I love her. Nobody said that, tried to inspire her. Nobody tried to help her. Nobody listened to her.
Starting point is 00:23:40 We're talking about the one that's being taken advantage of. What are you talking about? You're saying, I just want to understand what you're saying. You're saying the reason that we have, he's breathing or he gets to live because of his victim not getting the love that they need. I'm just trying to understand. No, that's what I'm saying. If you listen to me, I'm actually, I don't know if you can rewind and tell you whatever. I'm actually explaining.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I'm trying to understand it from a perspective. He's talking about the Chester. I know, but I understand what perspective you're trying to understand it from, but what I'm saying is that you're not letting me complete the thought of what I'm saying. Okay, I'll let you finish. You know what I'm saying? I apologize. And then that throws my thought off, you know what I'm saying? It's like,
Starting point is 00:24:20 I understand you have a feeling about this and it's not like, oh, so what are you saying? No, I'm just explaining a certain mindset. I'm saying these are things that exist that when we're talking about an individual, we need to be talking about a society. What is a society that lets a motherfucker feel this comfortable? What society do we live in where someone can ask you uh can i date your daughter who's possibly underage and you like it's okay i know that chester i like you don't you don't just stop one motherfucker right you got to stop a way of thinking and if the way of thinking is like but
Starting point is 00:25:01 wait but what if but wait but what if but hold but a guy we can do that all you want you can do that all you want and shit can still happen or what are you going to do to change it right can can you just can you say this is the point i'm making there are some young women that are raised and are around environments where the only way they see a woman doing things is using their sexuality their looks their body and everything there are aunties that live like that and there are moms that live like that and what you see is somebody's like hey that you can tell when somebody's using their body to connect with somebody. And we need different images of that.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And we need to be able to tell our daughter, oh, Donna, you don't have a daughter. You know what I would tell my motherfucking daughter? If she was 15 to 16, I'd be like, I would say, don't be fucking with niggas with blue checks on their Instagram and stay the fuck out their DM and don't get fucking with niggas with blue checks on their instagram and stay the fuck out they dm
Starting point is 00:26:06 and don't get excited about that right okay i'm just posing a question so if i am one that used my sexuality to get things i deserve to still be um sexually harassed or or or raped in this whatever case so whether i I walk around naked, whether I use my sexuality to gain interest on a popular celebrity, do I still deserve to be... But you keep on going back to do I still deserve? I didn't say you deserved any of that.
Starting point is 00:26:38 I'm just asking because you're saying that the parenting, or it starts in home. I did not say what a person deserves. I didn't say it start in the home. I said these are the things that exist that makes a motherfucker become a chest molester, make it easy for him. That's what I said. I never said you deserve. I don't give a fuck if you the hoish, most fucking everybody neighborhood bitch in the motherfucking in the city everybody fucked
Starting point is 00:27:05 you if you say no and stop that means no and stop that's what i understand and that's what i'm saying when people don't say you talk about rape it's so funny that's what i understand like it's getting to the point where you try to distinguish what are we talking about when you say that i'm not saying a woman deserves to ever be violated because that's disgusting. There is no way for you to ever justify fucking somebody against their will. And there's no way I could reason with that or anything. The only thing I'm saying, if it's a sinister mindset or whatever, there's an other side. And there's more that we could focus on opposed to just him right because they him it's me it's you it's because that nigga has so much money you like
Starting point is 00:27:55 how many times you didn't hurt especially the black community oh he liked them young ones and it's a joke oh he liked he liked it's a joke it's a them young ones. And it's a joke. Oh, he liked, he liked, it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. But it's not a joke. It's the truth.
Starting point is 00:28:16 And the thing is this. People, this is what I'm saying to young women. This is what I'm trying to say. I'm not shaming you what I'm saying is as much as niggas need to get their shit together think think see through shit
Starting point is 00:28:35 why is this motherfucker showing me so much love and so much so and so and I'm really not that talented think be smarter just be smarter think about it
Starting point is 00:28:48 especially in this business it's going you're going to be tested and tested and tested it's a grimy motherfucking business and when I say facts I ain't trying to be an asshole I'm just saying like this nah I want to shame you.
Starting point is 00:29:05 No. That nigga going to want to fuck you. No, but, no, he listened to me read, and I had a good read. Bitch, you ain't booked shit since fucking acting school in the third grade. You know he want his dick sucked. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:29:28 This is an unfortunate thing, especially for what I do as a comedian. Comedians, we go through times, you know, you feel funny a certain way, certain things pain you, certain things you're excited about.
Starting point is 00:29:41 You talk about how you feel in the moment. That's our job. We take what in the moment and we stretch it and we exaggerate it we take the truth and we exaggerate it we can exaggerate our laugh we can exaggerate uh racism because everybody got a little bit in them you can exaggerate but this is a platform for thatuckers are so critical that people want to continue and continue to judge you from your past and that's the unfortunate part about it because
Starting point is 00:30:15 we all got to pass yeah we all got to pass and we could try to dead it whenever we want you know and you don't know when something triggered in somebody like that's not the person who that's not who i am anymore you know and i see so many cases of situations just cross the board on everything politics or whatever you know it's like okay you're judging a man from 30 years ago he better be different there better be something different but for me what i think i think comedians get crucified and they shouldn't be. Cause that's like crucifying Al Pacino for playing Scarface. Like it's,
Starting point is 00:30:49 it's an art form. You can say what, I mean, you can stand on what you believe on as Donna Rawlings. But when you're on that stage, it's, it's an act. Like,
Starting point is 00:30:57 you know what I mean? You can say, I feel like you could, comedians should be able to say whatever the fuck they want to say. I know what you want to say. That's what the point I'm getting to. You know, it's like. It's like, this is so unfair.
Starting point is 00:31:08 If any profession, you want to hold a comedian to his word. Right. It's like it's an act. It's not. The water gets muddy though. What I'm saying is it's like. The water gets really muddy
Starting point is 00:31:18 when there's like actual criminal, criminal behavior in the same scene. And then some people are like, yeah, this guy said that fucking, you know, rape is funny. It's like he said something no not only does something one guy says something yeah one guy does something one says something but what the one guy said could be funny and it's not you to judge what the fuck you think funny is agreed it's what he thought funny was in that fucking moment but i'm saying you know some chinese niggas got mad at me i saw that i saw that you saw chinese people got mad i saw it yeah on your twitter on your twitter y'all saw that yes the world sees what you interact when you interact on twitter people see it yeah i don't
Starting point is 00:31:55 even know what type of chinese motherfucker was it was a japanese i don't know i didn't i just saw that he got mad but you know you know he was chinese right yeah his his uh that's racist that's racist that's racist that's racist what he was asian poster girl i was gonna say i didn't know oh my god kill me but you know you would just say he was chinese right no i know he was asian well you wouldn't say he was somalian right if you saw him i'm just saying i didn't see him but i would guess he was chinese japanese we don't know what you said okay i would guess Okay, sir. I would guess he was Chinese-Japanese-Korean. That's what I'm saying, sir. I'm so glad we're talking about this is not rape anymore. But listen, the real, y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Ooh, rape got heavy as a motherfucker. As heavy as rape could get, you know. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. You on a podcast that can talk about anything. You ever been violated? How old were you? Call us up, ladies and gentlemen. Were you 16?
Starting point is 00:32:48 Well, we got a number you can call. Okay, that was wrong. That was wrong. They're going to be like this. Ah! No. Yo, son, I thought that I was beefing on the low. I wasn't beefing on the low.
Starting point is 00:33:01 No, it was on the high. It was on the high? Everyone saw it. I didn't know everybody saw it, son. Yo, I was on the low. it was on the high it was on the high everyone saw it i didn't know everybody saw it yo i was on the low he did asian voice the guy got mad he did asian voice how you know i did asian voice because he said that it was offensive that you did asian so what is offensive to asian are you asian i don't say it he said so what did he say he said he was offended that you did asian voice and you said I offended everyone. That was the third tweet. I don't read tweets.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I'm just saying. The first tweet. Oh, I'm just. The first tweet. I don't remember the order. He just threw it up. Can anybody find that thread? Javanta, can you find that thread?
Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah. I'm giving you the overall. Yo, but I was offended. You know why I was offended? Because he was offended that you were. I'm going to tell you why the fuck I was offended. All right. Okay, first off, where he saw me.
Starting point is 00:33:42 First off, understand this. He saw me at a live show right the one of the only live shows is going on where an audience connects with a performer right uh and adhere to all the social distancing guidelines and all the things to be able to do that i got it let me say this it was in yellow springs ohio what is in yellow springs ohio dave chappelle dave chappelle decides that he wants to do a fight club legal fight club of comedy whatever happens and fight fight club it's crazy he's crazy. He built this shit.
Starting point is 00:34:26 He built this shit in his cornfield, son. A fucking cornfield. It's like a place where you go hang niggas. I'm telling you, this road looks like you start sitting in trees
Starting point is 00:34:35 and you're like, oh, those look strong as shit out there. If you're black, you like this. If you're black, you go through a cornfield
Starting point is 00:34:43 and you're like, ooh. So you're black, you go through a cornfield, you're like, ooh. So you're like, yeah, I want to go back to, yeah. Jesus. It's true, right? So he's the only person that's doing a show like this. This is the same venue that they shot what will be the iconic 846 YouTube slash Netflix distribution. Right?
Starting point is 00:35:14 These tickets are not an easy ticket to get, and I'm pretty sure they're pricey. Not just because you're trying to make up for costs, but just Dave Chappelle. I do a set. I ain't been on stage since this shit kicked off. March. March. Haven't been on stage. I get a call that Dave Chappelle wants to fly me in to Yellow Spring, Ohio,
Starting point is 00:35:40 COVID tested on a Challenger jet. I say, Baller. Let's go. But I also told Dave, when I get off this jet, I'm not sucking your dick. That's the first thing I let him know.
Starting point is 00:35:54 I didn't say he came, but you know, jet life will make a motherfucker be like, anyway. Right? And this dude went through the whole process of finding out about the event, to get the ticket for the event, to getting your temperature checked at the event to getting the massive event getting instructions to take your mask off to say i want to be inside a place with live performance and then to be a fucking critic. What do you want, nigga?
Starting point is 00:36:25 Chinese nigga, what do you want from me? The last time I saw you, it was Corona. Yo, they tricked us, right? Nigga, I'm being honest. America. Am I the first?
Starting point is 00:36:38 America, please. America, listen to me. Javanta. When Corona first hit, when it was off the Wu-Tang, not Wu-Tangang um wuhan and the bats and shit nigga y'all was not looking at chinese people different uh nobody was looking at him different a little bit so me and donald trump the only ones was saying that they got to come true god damn what no uh what the fuck is no for racism i know it's racist but am i racist no no you just think slight amounts of racism is funny man yo that's what i'm trying to say
Starting point is 00:37:17 nigga yeah yo i love chinese niggas man i want to read this no no but at least you said it's racist at least you said it yeah it's not the type said it. I said it, but I said it. I said it's not the type to get you beat or shot or lose a job. And all he was saying was your slight amount of racism was offensive. Right, and I was like, whatever, nigga. You know what I wanted to say? Whatever. You know what I wanted to say, son?
Starting point is 00:37:37 Because I don't got a job anyway. This is what I wanted to say. Yo, yo, yo. Oh, you guys want to know. Okay, you know. What I wanted to say. Listen, hold on. What I got.
Starting point is 00:37:54 This is what I wanted to say about that Chinese nigga. I wanted to say, everybody got a mask on. And you're the only one I know that's Chinese. You asked the question. Is that wrong? I'm just saying. I looked at everybody's face. I was like, that nigga Chinese.
Starting point is 00:38:19 That nigga Chinese. He's Korean, and he's Japanese. But guess what? We're out here in a cornfield and we're having fun. Stop it. Yo, he didn't want that, man. He kept going on and on. And then guess what else?
Starting point is 00:38:34 Oh, nigga, guess what else? He tried to get the other Chinese on his side. He didn't care what Chinese it was. Let's come together together y'all he did nigga it started being all the Chinese on it right
Starting point is 00:38:51 yo it was first and what'd they say they was like yeah right she got it they was like yeah and then one chick she wasn't even Chinese this bitch was white she was like you were thinking 2020 after 20 I'm like really bitch is white. She was like, you were thinking 2020. After 20, I'm like, really, bitch? That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:39:10 She was like, in 2020. I'm like, in 2020, you paying $150? Fuck out of here, nigga. What accents are off limits? None, right? You don't think any accents are off limits? None, right? You don't think any accents are off limits? No, for me, no. I'm acting.
Starting point is 00:39:27 I'm being a person. I'm being a person. It's like it ain't that serious. I'm just curious. Ain't no accents, man. I don't give a fuck, man. First off, I don't have a TV show. Hello?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Hello? Why am I doing this so hard? Why are you excited about when we're on schedule why are you excited about this isn't the way i like to work to get a tv show all right why is this motherfucker going why is she there right why because we're sick of people telling us no and we're sick of people saying what we can do and this is all you guys you guys you and america this is you saying what we can do without anybody because at the end of the day there's nobody but you there's nobody but us there's
Starting point is 00:40:12 nobody but you niggas as much as i hate y'all i fuck with y'all you niggas i hate most of you niggas but i like some of you niggas but i don't know which one of you niggas to spend money on a nigga so i gotta go through all of y'all niggas to get the right nigga. Boom, Javante the right bitch. Hello? We use profanity. Fucking Darius the right white boy. Hello?
Starting point is 00:40:36 Wake up, nigga. Julius is the right start trouble ass, six foot nine ass nigga keep trying to start trouble with us. Genius. And then the thing about it was man, this Chinese motherfucker man he made me so mad I just
Starting point is 00:40:57 immediately had beef with Bobby Lee. Is that the first one you could think of? That's the first Chinese thing I could come up with. Yo, it's the same way white people thought about Barack and shit. Anything Barack did, they was like, yeah, your boy up there fucking up. It was the same shit. Yep. Yep.
Starting point is 00:41:20 So what's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. And he just went on. He kept going on and on and on. Can I read the tweet? It doesn't favor me. Well, it says do better, Michelle. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Just because you're in the cornfield. Start over, start over. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I got to get something special. All right, this is from a Karen, ladies and gentlemen. You know the bitches always go, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Give it up for her. His name is Terry K. Park. Do better, Michelle Wolf and Donna Rollins. Just because you're in the cornfields of Ohio doesn't mean that there aren't Asians in the audience or those who don't think anti-Asian racism is OK. Some of those Asians might be in your host's own family. You know what he tried to say? You know what he tried to say? You said I offend everybody.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Thank you very much. I was started because what she was trying to say is that I didn't know that Dave Chappelle's family is like Filipino Chinese. She ain't like, look at Dave's family. They're Filipino Chinese. You didn't know that, did you, nigga? I've been eating lupina rolls over the house all day, nigga. I know that, nigga. I know them niggas filipino and shit son they just got a hundred pound bag of rice over there nigga that was before the pandemic i know they fucking filipino chinese they try to get all the chinese to gang up on me son and i'm trying to tell y'all i love chinese this is what i'm
Starting point is 00:43:00 trying to say my connection with chinese is deeper than the average nigga connection with a Chinese. Because I know Chinese niggas is Korean. I live with them niggas. When you try to say me Asian, I'm like, no, I understand Korean culture because I lived in it.
Starting point is 00:43:19 It's not because I watched a movie on 36 Cinema. I was like, I work with a Korean motherfucker, same age as I am. I work with a motherfucker day in and day out. See this motherfucker every day. Where I didn't speak Korean. I didn't speak Korean. He didn't speak English.
Starting point is 00:43:37 The only language, the only thing, the way we're learning this, is sharing words with each other. Magazines and shit. How can i hate on asians like i used to i was one of the only americans over there that would actually travel on the days off with my korean uh comrades rock f i used to answer phone come something down oh don't pick up the phone.
Starting point is 00:44:06 They be like, because I use a trigger. I was like, yeah, come something down. Tell them, Lollies, let me not touch you. But they be like, Lollies, no, come something down. No speaking. The biggest was, only English they knew is what I taught them. They be like, no speaking, dick suck, motherfucker. Yo, those are the only words.
Starting point is 00:44:21 But they couldn't answer my phone and be like, yo, man, gay, Arab and Raw. They be like, yo, man, gay, Arab, and Raw. They'd be like, nigga, if you don't get your Chinese ass off the line. I'd be like, come something, dog. Chum, num, him, him, lollings, him, dog. Chum, num. They'd be like, oh, chum, chum, chum, chum, chum. I'd be like, yeah, chum, chum.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Why you don't look like you shitting all the time? That's how you, when you emphasize words. That's all just, oh, oh, oh. And you try to say, I don't fuck with Asians. Nigga, I used to go to their neighborhoods. Like, when my day's off, I used to get on boats and trains and shit to go with this nigga. And I know where I'm going right now. Nobody speaks my language.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Nobody speaks my language and nobody really don't look like me. Right. If you thought a white motherfucker was American looking me, they was like, how did this nigga get over here? I know he like, I know those niggas don't swim. Did you experience racism? No. I didn't experience racism when I was in Korea because I was in the military. And being in the military in Korea, when I was there, it was like you was a baller.
Starting point is 00:45:25 You know what I'm saying? Bitches is trying to what some white boys getting married up like a nah i didn't experience it because i felt like i was the e0 e1 i felt like i had money because i was in korea and where i was how them live i I think I'm balling like a motherfucker. Got one shoes out here. Was shit cheap out there? Yeah. If you went out to the town and like ate food, was it way cheaper? Well, back then, I'm sure. Yeah, it was. Back in the 80s.
Starting point is 00:45:54 She acted like I was in MASH. She acted like, yo, you was there when I used to go to sleep. Yeah. He was in MASH. Come on. I'm like, oh, time to go to bed. No, she like Masha, come on. I was like, oh, time to go to bed.
Starting point is 00:46:06 No, she like this, she like this. Oh, yeah, yeah, he old because he remember
Starting point is 00:46:09 when he used to go to sleep off of that shit. Yeah, it was cheap, but you know, it was cheap. They made everything comfortable for you.
Starting point is 00:46:17 You know what I'm saying? We used to fucking, the one thing I used to like, like, because we would get like a GQ magazine or something and they had tailors over there and we'd be like, yo, can you something, and they had tailors over there.
Starting point is 00:46:27 And we'd be like, yo, Anashe, can you make this shit right here? Oh, yeah. Nigga, you don't understand. We was some corny niggas. It was niggas getting, they said, oh, this is what they always said, oh, can do easy. Everything can do easy. Them niggas ain't losing no business.
Starting point is 00:46:41 I'm like, yo, can you make an Adidas suit, right, put a bit of Adidas on one side and Nike on the other side, right? Oh, can't do easy. We was just trying to out-design niggas over there, nigga. Nigga, give me an ill-skinned collar, nigga. Make this Reebok, nigga. Make this shit leather, nigga. And then get the ill-skinned shoe, nigga.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yo, it was all about ill, nigga. You can get ill-skinned. Give me American joint. Give me a red ill, a white ill. Yo, it was all about ill, nigga. You can get ill skish. Like, give me American joint. Give me a red ill, a white ill. And you thought you was the shit on base until you came back home, nigga. Nigga, I came back home and tried to rock one of those sweatsuits. They wasn't having any. That was the last day I wore that sweatsuit, son. I gave that shit to my little brother.
Starting point is 00:47:22 I was like, you can have that Nike Adidas suit. I thought that was shit, dude. I should have known it was like that Cause the shit always had a Chinese collar But I can't believe this Chinese motherfucker And the reason why it set me so much Cause y'all know My week last week It was so dope
Starting point is 00:47:41 I hadn't done stand up in so long I was connected with Dave. You know what I'm saying? Them niggas. It just felt good. Yeah, what was that moment when you got back on stage and having an audience? Like, how did that feel?
Starting point is 00:47:55 It was weird because I could hear them. And I could kind of see them. How far on the stage were they? They was far, far as where the plastic white Karen bitches is right there. It was right there. But it was in an open, it's in an open field. Okay. So it's spread out, you know.
Starting point is 00:48:12 It's not like no, like structured chairs, like sitting in like row A, anything like that. It's almost like picnic vibe. You know, it's no alcohol set there, sold. And everybody, the space is like everybody's far away from each other. almost like picnic vibe you know there's no alcohol set there set sold and everybody the space is like everybody's far away from each other but it was just something about and then they have a couple of people that's at the distance on a stage so when you work the stage you got to work the front and the back but the thing that was so dope was that it felt like i was open mic-er again you know, I was like, my muscle memory was dead.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I remember those days. If it wasn't about Black Ash, I was blacking out. If it wasn't about Black, I've been on Black Ash and the Donnie Rawlings show, not no jokes. And I'm thinking like, oh, what is that? What is you? You used to. And I was like, uh-uh. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:49:01 and they called me. Dave gave me such a dope intro. This is about what a headline can headline, four or five hours. But he also can host the show, be humble, keep it going, and be late. This motherfucker's tele-joked, and he says, yep. You know, when I was on a Chappelle show, there was two people that I would consider to be cast members.
Starting point is 00:49:29 One, the late, great Charlie Murphy. Rest in peace. Everybody's like, wow. It's a good feeling. He said, in his next young man, well, not as the, one of the funniest comics I know he's one of the best hangs in Hollywood you know I'm as Ashley Larry yellow springs help me welcome it's a rap yo it felt so. I hadn't been in touch with the audience
Starting point is 00:50:05 but I felt how people think about me or whatever. It's been a short time. A lot of it, I have been removed from the stand-up world. But it was so good to get on stage and crack that shit open. And then just to be around people
Starting point is 00:50:21 and being able to share stories about a set. The vibe was good. It wasn't anything, like, reckless. It just was a good feeling. You've been around Team Chappelle. There's nothing but good vibes. And then we had a motherfucking thing. I'm the only nigga that bring a goddamn crab feast.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Nigga, I'm ghetto as shit, son. I'll tear the Yellow Springs into the hood, son. Yo, my friend, y'all know I talk about it all the time. My friend Patrick over at Quarter Deck. Quarter Deck is a seafood restaurant. One of the best in the D.C., Maryland, Virginia area. They got the best crab. They got crabs like this.
Starting point is 00:50:59 King crab? No, I'm talking about blue crabs. Oh, blue crab. Yeah. If you know your crabs out there, you know. People talk about crabs. They be like, yeah, you got, when you hit this, that's a big ass crab. Blue crabs.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Seasonal. Certain time of year. They have a food truck. They fucking drove the food truck nine hours. Wow. With some of the best blue crabs. And we had crab fest. That's dope.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Here's the dope shit. When it was time for it to be over, that's a huge gesture to say I'm a driver. And then produce this crab fest and when i was like yo nigga because i know them niggas got money i'm like yo niggas i'm like you know at the end of this shit you be like yo my man let me talk to you for a second you know that motherfucking settle that's settled and i'm saying like you know settle everybody want to settle you just sweat it and settle. And I was like, man, this gesture is amazing because Patrick is always hospitable.
Starting point is 00:52:14 He's a good guy. But I'm like, nigga, you came from D.C. I was like, yo, you got to get a check, son. What you need? He said, I don't need nothing. I was like, what what how many crabs nigga that was like about two kilos of crabs that was cbd oil and everything i was like i understand you're nice and everything but no no no i can't let you go out like that he was like no i don't need nothing i was like man fuck that i was like i even told i turned to karen i was like i insist
Starting point is 00:52:44 yo i threw a sit i was like, man, fuck that. I was like, I even told, I turned to Karen. I was like, I insist. Yo, I threw a sin. I was like, well, never have I. Let me speak to your manager. And I blamed it on Sina. I was like, well, I'm going to have a word with Sina. Right? Did I go to Sina?
Starting point is 00:53:03 I said, Sina, well, apparently Patrick doesn't want to get paid. And Sina said, you let Patrick know that we're offended if he doesn't. I went to Patrick. I said, they're going to be offended if you don't. He was like, well, then they'll just have to be offended.
Starting point is 00:53:20 And he said, Donnell, how many times, he said, what's wrong with wanting to do something just out of your heart because you care? And I was like, I agree with you. I said, but that's like $3,000 worth of crap. You could be rich, bitch. I'm like, nigga, I don't give a fuck. I get Dave two dozen for free.
Starting point is 00:53:40 But that shit, but he made a point, man. He made a point that like, it's not too often that we do that anymore it's not too often that we do something just out i don't want anything out of it other than just being around people to feel good right and i went to dave i'm still trying to get the nigga some money i said dave can i talk to you said what i said patcher drove a long way this is a great gesture he insists that he don't get paid he doesn't want to pay us and they said well look like we won that one right now because he niggas ain't used to motherfucking sin no tab especially when a motherfucker know you got it they always be trying to run your pockets nigga i know you ain't tripped off no fucking $82,000 for no Nikes, nigga.
Starting point is 00:54:26 You know, they get mad like, you know. But, and he meant it. And then I told Dave, and Dave was like, oh man, tell him to end what I was at. And then Dave, we was having a good time. Dave stopped the party and gave him one of the most authentic toasts you could ever get.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Son, wait one second, listen. These guys came all the way out here from D.C. They cook crab for us all day. Fresh crab. These motherfuckers were alive this morning. At the end of the night, we try to give them something and they refuse. And that is the motherfucking hokey pokey you can't understand this guy came out of here and fed our community us i tried to do something and he refused i've been rich for a few years
Starting point is 00:55:21 i gotta tell you this never happens. I'm telling you from my perspective, a guy just doing something and coming and experiencing something and saying, these motherfuckers are so good, I don't want to charge them. It's the most priceless thing on earth. I'm dying to give you money because I'm so appreciative. Don L. can't have it. No, I am. But. Don L. can't have it. No, I am. But I wouldn't. Because the gesture you offered is so beautiful.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Now, I'm a Muslim. I'm a terrible Muslim. I love to drink. But I got to tell you something. There's a saying of the Prophet Muhammad who says, Never refuse a kind deed because it may be the deed that gets a person into heaven. Just take it and i gladly accept it and i'm very grateful and this is one of the most special times in my life and i swear
Starting point is 00:56:15 to god you're a beautiful part of it maybe the most beautiful part of it let's all give him a round of applause. Yeah! What a day! It was so dope. Which increased Patrick's business by 80%. So now, I won 30% of the 80% that didn't. No, I'm just joking. No, but it was just so good. That was part of the week, man. We got to fucking be around
Starting point is 00:56:48 friends and shit. Everybody was, it's so funny now. Every time you say anything now you got to say, and we were practicing social distancing. Anytime you,
Starting point is 00:56:56 are you practicing social distance? Are you, we're going to hear the practice. This is what I'm going to practice. Not getting Corona. That's what I'm going to practice.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Social difference might switch up, nigga. if a nigga crack that six feet wall i'm gonna turn my head nigga some niggas ain't gonna believe in social distance some niggas be pushing your distance you don't want to keep arguing you know i mean arguments like i was like yo six feet that shit gonna be like what do you mean six feet fuck what are you saying i got it no i'm just saying six feet well fuck you in. All right, you don't want to fuck with six feet What are you gonna do what are you gonna do man? What are you gonna do? Nigga? We've been going niggas. We go a five bus ride not to get gross Yo, you know how hard it's
Starting point is 00:57:43 trying every day not to get corona every day i gotta wake up thinking about not dying on this door no please god i'll kill me i can't live like this no more oh that killed me with corona hey something i can't take this shit i'm going to sleep man every time i turn tv on talk about these corona niggas to die nobody want to show love to the corona niggas that live man i know more niggas to live than died off the shit man and everybody just died off it's like 88 man how long you think these niggas gonna live man oh no come on man come on man and brown out brown on i ain't been to the east coast she 88 she ain't been to the east coast
Starting point is 00:58:27 nigga you gotta get out there right there it's about to be a rack I ain't gonna keep on not shaking your hand come on man tell us some more world world world world world truth stories so sick of corona nigga it's the truth everybody
Starting point is 00:58:44 everybody keep on being proud about they test So sick of Corona, nigga. It's the truth, everybody. Everybody keep on being proud about their tests. I got a test today. Quarantine fever. Hopefully. Everything. I hate Julius. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's my shit, nigga. I'm going to give. I got Corona. I'm a Corona myself, nigga. That mean I got the triple antibodies. Y'all better get a little Rona, y'all niggas.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Stop playing me and scared of Rona. Get some Rona light, nigga. You know how many niggas I know that lived off of Rona light? What's Rona light? Rona light, nigga. Yo, I'm telling you. Look at Derry like, there's a Rona light? There's a Rona light. Derry Light, nigga. Yo, I'm telling you. Look at Derry Light. There's a Rona Light.
Starting point is 00:59:26 There's a Rona Light. Derry Light. Maybe that's what I am. Nigga, it's a Rona Light. Niggas don't talk about the Rona Light. They only talk about the extra Rona, right? They don't talk about the lighter Rona. They got a Rona out here.
Starting point is 00:59:39 Listen, they got a Rona out here. You get it, right? You just chill for two weeks, and then you bong. You back. You're asymptomatic and I don't know what the maddox me I know this I know niggas I heard niggas that we was crying on one text message everybody was putting this up yo these atheist niggas was like man that's the wrong you supposed to put the devil up nigga this nigga got yo got, yo, son, these niggas. Yo, you know how tired I am of this emoji? Man, I'm so sick of this emoji, man. I'm so sick of this emoji right here, son.
Starting point is 01:00:13 It's so lazy. It's so, niggas don't want to do shit. I'm sick of this one. Nigga's doing this with a thumb up. Nigga, just give me this by itself. And make sure it's black, nigga. I don't want your white ass praying for me, nigga. I think that is lazy.
Starting point is 01:00:31 The response is like when you double tap, ha ha. Yeah. I'm like, come on. Niggas don't. Man. I'm telling you, one of my niggas, they say, oh, man. So-and-so got corona, man. I was like this.
Starting point is 01:00:47 All right. And the reason I say that is certain niggas, if you hear certain niggas, you hear get the corona. You ain't going to be like, oh. You're going to be like, man, that nigga about to beat shit up. That tennis nigga. Man, that nigga going to be, man, that nigga about to get some IV drips. Nigga be able to saw this shit. You know what I'm saying? be, man, that nigga about to get some IV drips. They gonna be in the sauna and shit. That nigga, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:01:08 Like, all right, nigga. So what about DL then and him fainting? DL gonna be all right too. You know what I'm saying? This is what people don't understand about the whole testing process or anything. I ain't trying to say just be reckless or whatever. But everybody is focusing on not getting corona. Nobody's focused on how to beat corona.
Starting point is 01:01:26 Right? Everybody focuses on Donald Trump not being president, but ain't nobody focused on how to beat him. You know what I'm saying? They're talking about what their problem is, but they don't got no solution to it. You know, that's it. With this whole corona shit,
Starting point is 01:01:40 this is what people don't want to deal with because they want everybody else to be responsible for your life, for your actions. It's going to come to a point with with this personal responsibility what is your personal responsibility what are you personally responsible for what are you and you can't leave it in the government hands you can't leave in the doctor you can't leave in nobody's hands but what's you going to be personally responsible for and some people going to be willing to risk that more than others and you can't judge a person you know i'm saying you can't judge a person that's why these niggas be arguing about the mask to mask or not to mask all that shit if you don't want to get sick don't fucking go nowhere but i think what some people are saying is you know scientifically it's a
Starting point is 01:02:21 pandemic so we're in this together but no i agree no what are you trying to tell me is that you as a white man you believe in science i you believe in science i i yeah i'm not so you don't think science is bullshit i don't think science is bullshit you don't think science is bullshit dear is that a serious question you believe that yeah i believe that you believe science yeah you believe science i believe in science our president doesn't believe well yeah i know that? Yeah. You believe science? I believe in science. Our president doesn't believe science. Well, yeah, I know that. And some people in our society don't believe in science. That's fair.
Starting point is 01:02:51 And that's what it's going to be. But, you know, when you're up against a pandemic as a society, not as a person, we have individual responsibility. I agree. But at some point, you know, if we wanted to beat it, the best option would be to beat it all together. You know how we're going to beat it? I mean, we're going to beat it with a vaccine.
Starting point is 01:03:08 That's the reality. Let me tell you something. It's going to be like East Coast, West Coast beef. It's going to be like Death Row. It's going to be like Death Row, bad boy beef, nigga. It's going to be the outside niggas and the inside niggas. So we're going to lose. They're only going to beef online because they ain't going to be around each other.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Nigga, I'm an outside nigga. I'm an outside nigga. Yo, it's the outside niggas that can survive. Like, get right, nigga. Get right is an outside nigga. He showy. Yo, you got outside niggas and inside niggas. And I'm saying, you can't get mad at either one of them.
Starting point is 01:03:42 If you don't want to be around inside niggas, stay outside. Okay, but what do you feel about the people that, the ones that don't want to wear the mask in the store? So then now I got to be, I got to go, if I need my necessities, now there's somebody that's not abiding by the rules. Yeah, fuck the rules, bitch. You better put an oxygen tank on. Fuck you think you, I just, don't go to Ohio, nigga.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Those niggas are breathing in your face. They don't give a fuck, huh? Do I sound different? It does sound different, but. Fuck it, man. Them niggas are breathing in your face. Do I sound different? It does sound different, but... Fuck it, man. We almost do. I'm telling you. I understand what... Now, here's the thing. This is the thing. Taking personal responsibility.
Starting point is 01:04:16 If you a straight inside motherfucker, you a masked bitch, whining, right? And you know that there might be a place where there's an outside you don't go you order online he's saying the grocery store yeah you order online yeah what I'm saying is like like it's like oh I'm out here because I want to get these tomatoes in this milk and it's cottage cheese bitch you better do
Starting point is 01:04:38 Postmates right if you want to be inside of the B is that but then if you go outside you got to be you got to be responsible for yourself and all that you can do is precaution to take care of yourself. I mean, people are just losing their shit because, you know, people, some people believe that it'll never go away. It's never going to go away, son. A vaccine will make it go away. Man, a vaccine
Starting point is 01:04:57 will make it go away. Look, there's already, there's studies already now that the way they used to treat this in the first beginning of this and the way that they treated them is totally different of course they have advanced so far you know i'm saying as much nobody wants to hear it's a flu strand or whatever but eventually it's gonna get to a point where that's what it is it's gonna be a virus it's i said when i was in yellow spring i said man i said i said man everybody needs a look coronial i was like what i was like think about it 10 years from now right you meet somebody you said you have any corona and he's like no you
Starting point is 01:05:32 like oh no you ain't got no antibodies you straight off of your immune system they can fuck out i mean in good news they did find some medicine that reacts well with people that are, you know, on the deathbed. Man, listen, man. Man, listen, man. They're going to file all that shit for this. Because this shit affect too many motherfuckers. It's not something
Starting point is 01:05:58 that affect you like we want to get rid of the black people. We want to get rid of the gay people. It's something that could get rid of everybody. And then there's going to be some money attached to it. They're gonna find it They're gonna find yeah, I don't want to go all into the corona shit all that. I'm just like this thing Keep your mask on keep your distance, you know You know fucking ski you do right? That's it. That's all you can do fucking now everybody I had a month from the mom and come here, bitch.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Unless you're a scientist, then you can work on the vaccines. They say the UVs, they say UV rays kill the shit. They say that. They say that, like, they're going to be having, like, you're going to be going through shit like you had Ronan. I'm all right right here. Everybody, everybody is talking about
Starting point is 01:06:43 I want to test. I want to test to see if I have Corona or the antibodies. Okay. What are you going to do? Right. You know like, okay, you test negative. So, alright, you test negative. So, right now you test negative. Stay in the house forever.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Right. That's what you told me today. Yeah. Stay in the house forever, nigga. Because once you go to the store anyway, nigga, the test blow, nigga. They gonna keep sticking my finger, fucking my nose up, nigga. Fuck that, nigga. Let's get it over with, nigga.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Come here. Did you get the antibodies test? Have you got that yet? Yeah. You didn't have the antibodies? I did. I didn't have it. You didn't have it.
Starting point is 01:07:23 So, I didn't. But now I'm like this. I got this cotton swab. I didn't want to do the nasal one. The nasal one seems like it hurts. But the nasal one's the most accurate one. Man, accurate to what? Accurate to what, nigga? I mean, that's just. Well, what's the difference between
Starting point is 01:07:34 the swab and the nasal one? It's like when they go up in behind your nose. Do more. They're deeper in here. They're deeper in here. Man, if you got a dick, yo, let me tell you something. I take three different time to roll the test i did this this it is the dish i'm on last but not least i'm just like
Starting point is 01:07:51 well just act like i ain't got just act like i got i ain't wrong i feel good let's go get some spinach and y'all talk about you and corona why everybody's scared to fight Corona? You better drink some water. A nigga being like, I ain't fucking with no Hennessy no more. Fuck it, no. I'm just saying, at the end of the day, you gotta be careful. It's the same story. Same shit.
Starting point is 01:08:17 I saw Get Right the other day. Shut up and get right. Get Right doing good. I saw him. I was nervous because I went to Dave Chappelle's. I went to Ohio right before Get Right got his phone. I was like, shh, he's like, you're touching this thing, right? He called me a couple times. I showed him a couple pictures and shit.
Starting point is 01:08:35 And then a couple times I called him, he didn't answer. I'm like, nigga, I know you at home. Get right, I know you at home. Nigga, I bought you at home and they got what you hold is up with your home phone. And I'm like, this is the guy, I'm like, this is the guy, why don't you answer your phone? I know you like that. Well, I'm charging this shit, right? So, there's certain times we answer it and I talk to him and I got with him. I link up with him.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Damn, we don't get together. They can't even pre-pick this money. We don't get together. We got to get the system in place. But this is so dope. This is so dope. Get right with us. Man, I need to see you, man. He said, I'm right over here. I'm over here.
Starting point is 01:09:16 I was talking to him. I pulled up. I saw him earlier. He said, man, you know what I mean? I said, what? He said, I need a new shopping cart, man. Right? I said, man, I got youper cut man right i said man i got you he was like you ain't got no shopping cover i said beat me and so i'm right that's how we talk about me and i had a shopper shopper car it was one what they call a brand carriage or something they got a name for you know the wheels said the wheels Yeah, but not this one
Starting point is 01:09:45 Hollywood Like this And it's like a pit boy that she was It was solid shit. I couldn't shake it. I pulled that show Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, You should want to hug me. I came from Ohio, nigga. You came from the streets. He looked at that motherfucker. He said, oh, look at this motherfucker. He said, oh, that bitch got spokes. He looked at me like, oh, shit, son.
Starting point is 01:10:38 That's great. Yeah, but he didn't answer the phone. He didn't answer. He's out shopping. He's out hanging. He's out riding around with his shopping phone. He's out shopping. He's out riding around with his shopping car. He's killing it. I don't know if there's a moral to the story
Starting point is 01:10:49 but it's so interesting because we're in an interesting time where we don't know what to believe. Half the time we don't want to believe something. The first thing if you hear something negative about somebody you know, the first thing,
Starting point is 01:11:08 if you're a real friend, the first thing you say to yourself, I don't want to believe that, and I can't believe it. You know what I mean? Before, like, how ever tough the allegations were or whatever, especially if it was your friend,
Starting point is 01:11:25 you don't want to believe it. And this is what people don't understand about friends being caught up in situations, people you admire getting caught up in situations. You could know somebody different from how other people know them and different from their life. People only present one side of their life to you.
Starting point is 01:11:47 And that's the side you connect with. That's it. You know, something could happen, you could change your feeling, that's how you initially connect. And even where everybody's, oh, we don't want to talk about this,
Starting point is 01:12:00 talk about that, but we know, I ain't got to say nothing, we know what's going on in the media and who's on that motherfucking second wave. And I said, I know a person one way. I've talked to a person one way. The only side of them I know is this. That's what they present themselves to me and when I saw a dude remember I saw him we always had mutual respect always had mutual respect we had mutual respect for what we do it's gonna be people trying to eat me up and drag me and I didn't see always see a lot of excitement in his eyes but I remember a time I saw excitement in his eyes when I was having my son and I was talking about fatherhood. Because he saw me do jokes from the lady's president about having a kid and all that type of shit.
Starting point is 01:12:55 And he was one of those, well, the white dudes don't like to talk about kids. They'll just say I got four dogs. And they're all arrested. Right? Ain't no pressure. Right? And we was talking about it and he used to always look at me like something. And I saw the look go from his shoes like I wish something was not going to happen.
Starting point is 01:13:20 And then one time I tell him I said man, know this may sound crazy, but Don Marrera told me, he said, some people are meant to be dads. They're supposed to be dads. That's what Don told me. you know it started it was an exchange people can say whatever the fuck they want to say but this is what I know I'm not defending anything and uh I remember like you next watch and I remember when he knew he was going to have a kid
Starting point is 01:14:02 and he said he was the first person to throw that. And the reason why I said that some people, because sometimes in some people's lives, something has to happen for them to either change or want to be a different person. You know? Not knowing what the future of any allegations would be or whatever. It just felt like it was just a shift in the life changer.
Starting point is 01:14:34 You know? And he's my friend. What else can you say? What else can you say? What else can you say? It's just fucked up. It's just so fucked up. It's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:14:59 On the side that women have to go through certain things. It's just fucked up and I text him And it was simple I said A friend is a friend I hope you wasn't in the store Sit down there all and show If you're living in a glass house Don't throw no stones if you're living in a glass house, don't throw no stones. Bye.

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