Donnell - Mask Rules Everything Arounds Me!

Episode Date: April 19, 2020

What would happen if you mixed a Black Ash candle with Erykah Badu's Pu$$y incense? Donnell explains in episode #019 where COVID-19 mask rule everything...uncut, unedited, honest and funny is always the case on The Donnell Rawlings Show. A joke can be too soon, but it’s never too soon for a funny observation. Special thanks to @mfdaviddeery, @jivantaroberts, @juliuslikeaboss, @hollywoodimprov NEW! Black Ash Candle on SALE NOW at the Donnell Rawlings Store: https://donnellrawlings.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Y'all already know what it is, the streets is out here. Y'all know that we got the hood Morgan Freeman. Y'all know him as Get Right. I know him as my man. And let me tell you the precautions we've taken. And Get Right got the mask on him. Yeah, they come up with a new twist, they say. They already have a mask.

You gotta put your mask on though yeah i don't need it all right nothing out here is when you go inside that with the virus okay all right yeah yeah all right i've been breathing this here for 64 years what the i'm gonna get scared now for start coming to god give me this fresh air and i'm gonna like put a mask on and turn my face that's what i'm saying to god god i don't appreciate your air he said god he don't appreciate the air why you don't appreciate god air if i put a mask on that's what i'll be saying from outdoors what i'm saying oh when you outside you put a mask on you disrespecting god's air thank you god god gave me this clean clear blue sky the day looked at

sunshine and i'm gonna put a mask on wow how dare i do god like that the virus is inside where the inflated prices is that's where the virus is they friend to break these when they get broke they ain't got no more money and then they can't pay the bill because they can't go to work they're inside and then they're gonna be out here where i am outdoors and then is they can they have do they have the skills that i have in order to survive out here the street tell them how you survive out here get right well you have to take common knowledge you keep things real simple the simplest tool could just like a piece of plastic i could take a piece of plastic and clean my hands up look how beautiful my hands has gotten.

They ain't that beautiful. They look like my hands, bro. But look here, they'll do the job. Oh, smack them up. Smack them up. They look all right, but damn, boy, they don't let looks fool your ass. Because they look pretty. These motherfuckers hit this steel right here.

Boy, put a barbed wire to put a dent in it. Uh-oh. And look here, we had some garbage up here this morning. He come up here, this motherfucker smell like the landfill and he lay up in front of the door right here i came out here cleaned up because the people on the inside they scattered the virus out here so right but they got you know i come out here do it but they can't come out and do it they're going to be inside right so i'm outside so i get it, but they can't come out and do it. They're going to be inside. Right. So I'm outside, so I get it up. But they ain't got a motherfucker. I be pushing up, working out.

They ain't got no motherfucker smell like a landfill. Lay right in the doorway. The motherfucker smell like a landfill? And you walk down to that bus stop right there. I'm not going to do that. I'm over here for Lysol. That shit will knock that mask straight off your face god they gotta stink out here like that like that they see that's what they tried to like they tried

to separate the ones who don't have you know like the mentality to go get that funk up they like elephant i just thought about it elephant the older he get he developed musk glands right musk gland like charlemagne like charlemagne Charlemagne is musky because he like to play with booties yes musk and the older you get your glass start developing and your urine if it get on you and you don't get it out your clothes I offer you then that's what you can shout out to all the chicks to survive our Kelly get. Get that pee off of you. Yeah, because they develop muscle glands. And that shit like is horrendous if you like, you don't take care of it properly. Right.

That shit like would blow your lungs out your body. Oh, my God. That's why you need a mask for people like that. Right. When you walk by people like him, see, people walk by me, they don't smell me. Right. They don't smell like that. See how you

come out those around here what we are he put his mask on because he appreciate god fresh air that's it the fresh air what advice you be getting a lot of fans because this podcast people love you they love your soul they make sure they say make sure get right is all right what do you say to your new fans out there that love and get right is on this podcast well all i can say y'all keep listening to us and pay attention to the lyrics it's all in the lyrics if they come back and they say flipper well you don't think about flipping the dolphin you think about flipper how to eat my fucking your friend he's like donald used the word flip when they flipped on him they went and told on his fucking head he called it it flipping. Right. So, like, don't flip.

The word on the street is get right, man. I always love talking to you, man. The word on the street is don't flip on the people. Stop. Stop flipping. Thank you. I'm going to go. Are we rolling? Is this a show? Is this a show? Oh, I hear that corny music. That's right. You know, when we first got the Rodecaster, it made me do my voice like this. But now we have a different member on the Don Air Roller Show.

We have what we call a young lady named Javanta Roberts. All right, it's not time for you to talk. Let me do all the talking right now because last week you almost got fired. It happens to the best of them. But anyway, she's a fantastic co-host of whatever you want to call it. We got Julius on this camera. We got one camera, two camera, three cameras. And this is the Don Air Rollin' Show.

Some people say, Don Air, are you essential? They say, Don Air, do you really have to go out? And to those people, I say, you're goddamn right. Play that one more time. I want to hear it. Okay. All right. That's right.

This is the corny intro music. But I just want to say thanks to all the people that have followed us. Subscribe to our page. Is this the right voice? Yeah. Isn't it the right voice? Absolutely. Isn't it the right voice? Absolutely. Do you have a radio voice?

I do, yes, I do. Let me hear your radio voice. And this is my radio voice. Let's go. Yes, let's go. Welcome to the Donna Rawlings Show. You're tuning in live. That doesn't sound like a radio voice.

That sounds like a bitch that wants to get that cash app ding. That's what that sounds like, a cash app ding. Only fans, Paige. Only fans. That's the new avenue for, a cash app ding. Only fans, Paige. Only fans. That's the new avenue for strippers to get that money. You can make it rain for $6.99 a month. I got a couple of calls and I said, bitch, I didn't like you in the club and I don't like you now.

Again, you're going to ask yourself, why does he talk like this? Because whenever that beats come on, I go into this mood. This is the Don Air Rollins Show. I want to first off thank everyone that's subscribed to our channel. You know how many people have subscribed to our channel? 30. Over 30,000 people have subscribed to the Don Air Rollins Show. That's right.

Over 30,000 people in two and a half months. We started with a low number. We started with, how many? We started with a low number we started with how many we started with like 50 people yeah now we're up to 30,000 we're averaging about 20,000 views per episode but I think after I go do this grand podcast soon those numbers are going to change the Don A. Rawlings show we're here in Santa Monica California yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I have one question for you, Javanta. What? Where the fuck is your mask?

I got my mask. You got to put your mask on your face. Doesn't work right here by your waist. Doesn't work down there. It's supposed to be on your face. You always hating on my mask. I'm not hating on your mask. First off, last episode, you didn't have a mask.

I sure didn't. And we had the coronavirus bizo hazard alert. Okay? And now you have a mask, which I don't understand your mask. You know what your mask looks like? What does it look like? Like you're about to go paint a fucking house. Is that a house painting mask?

I'm just saying. What about yours? What about yours? Mine. Okay, so tell me the difference between each mask okay first of first off we're going to rewind where we are right now okay and what we're doing right now we're producing this show right and you're my ace boon coon for you guys who know what an ace boon coon this is a term that's used in the hood is describe someone that you really care about

and an ace boon coon is someone you care about but you haven't fucked and that's why you're my ace boon coon and i respect that relationship because she's the one that got away no i'm just joking i'm just joking it's a joke okay okay what was the question again um what's the what did you say what was the validity and math okay no i'm gonna take it back i want to take it back to you okay okay last episode you was mass free i was no no no you was mask free. I was. No, no, no. You was mask free and there was a part of me when we talked about because I had to sneeze, right? And you,

you said, no, nigga. Oh, no. I don't even got a mask. You look for cotton. You look for tissue. She was ready to stick a Q-tip in her nose, right? I should have had a mask. You should have. No, no, no, no.

You should have had a mask. We all should have had a mask. And we take them. Okay. First off, we do take COVID-19 serious. Yes. We take Corona serious. We take Corona serious.

We take everything serious. And we take precautions. You know what i'm saying but i know that i am like a lot of people that are feeling like what the fuck do i do in terms of my normal life which is never going to be normal again right we understand that you understand it you understand life is never going to be normal right as we knew it and as much as like the mandate, stay in. Stay in the house. Stay in the house. And I subscribe to that.

I subscribe to that if you really don't have shit to do outside. But the question comes in, what job is essential? I'm going to give you my list. Okay. The weed man. For sure. And I don't just think that's the case. California thinks it's the case because the dispensaries are still open.

Yes. The Weed Man is an essential job. Poster Service is an essential job. Ralph's, the grocery store. Ralph's. A lot of people don't know where Ralph is. Ralph is a very popular grocery store. It's like Kroger's. It's the same company. Kroger's.

On the East Coast, you know, Safeway. It's like a mid-grade grocery store. It's like Publix. The reason why I say it's mid-grade is because in California, they got this one motherfucking grocery store

called Gelson's. Yo, Gelson's? I can't afford Gelson's. Yo's yo Gilson's I know you can't afford Gilson's I know no I'm the reason why the reason why I know I know you can't afford Gilson's because when we both first moved to California we were roommates for like a week she fell in love and then got all swept her off her feet she was like this daddy I'm leaving right she wanted to like, she was so excited about cooking some food, right? She was like this, I'm going to make my spaghetti. You want my spaghetti? First off, whenever a woman says, do you want my spaghetti? You know it's going to be big ass green peppers and onions and shit that don't even supposed to be in spaghetti.

I think she put some tofu in that shit, right? And she was so proud. Everybody listen, this is our friendship. She was so proud. And this is what is our friendship. She was so proud. And this is what I always say about cooking for somebody. People always say, I'm not a good cook. I'm not a good cook. But this is how I feel about cooking. If you make an attempt, I'm going to eat it.

If you make an attempt, I'm satisfied just off the attempt. A nigga might not ask for seconds, but he'll still do it, right? And you was still a struggling actress or whatever, and I really respect, when I say that, don't get me wrong, you know what I'm saying? I was dancing. You was, or actress, whatever. You was, I'm not, don't get all sensitive on me. When I say that, when I say struggling,

I don't mean like, but everything counted. Yeah. That's what I mean by that. You know what I'm saying? And especially count when you're going into Gelson's. Because Gelson's will fucking stick your ass up. You feel like you just got raped with no Vaseline at Gelson's. They got you going up there.

Every time I go in there to buy one thing, I get 10 things. I got $100 worth of fucking, worth of groceries. I think the grocery store is essential. Oh, you didn't finish the spaghetti story. Oh, the spaghetti story. Okay, sorry. The spaghetti story was

she made this spaghetti, right? But it blew her bankrolls. She came back from Kelsey's like, nigga, I'm about to go to 7-Eleven and get some burritos. I didn't know it was so expensive. I didn't know it was so expensive when I went up in there. I couldn't get all my ingredients.

No, Gelson's is so dope. I'm telling you, when I go to Gelson's, it's one close to where I live. I go to Gelson's. I'm telling you, the price is so high. Whenever I walk in there, everybody in that store works for me. You know what I'm saying? Like, it ain't none of that trying to figure shit out. I could be in front of the grape jelly.

Right. I'd be like, excuse me, can you point me in the direction of the grape jelly? And they'll be like, I'm like, thank you. I just did it. Them niggas ain't got no coupons.

That's the thing. Even with the corona, wouldn't you think that we'd get discounts? Like, everything is full price. From Gelson's? No, just period. Gelson's from no just period gelson's don't want black people in anyway right they want this to be over these coming in

with the mask they like we don't know what's going on this is corona up or he's about to rob us but it goes back to my question of like what do like what do you consider essential jobs? I consider what I do an essential job for the audience and also for me. Because I talked about it on the last podcast, I don't really know where my next stream of income is going to come from. Nobody does. Nobody does. So I'm like this. What is the closest thing to me right now?

What is the closest thing to me right now that I think would be my new intellectual property and what's the closest thing I can make money off of? I got the candles. I ain't really tripping off of making money because this was the candles we was going to do before the corona even hit. I thought it was

cool. It was a funny merchandise. It's funny because I'm selling candles but at the same time this shit is fire we've i got it um angela yee got one she said some nice things about it um l'oreal from um the morning hustle she got one she said a nice thing about it dave chapelle publicist she got one she even did a goddamn because, because Dave Chappelle's publicist, she works with Dave and Erykah Badu. So I was like, how dope would it be if I could get a black ash candle to Erykah Badu?

Right. And then one, Carla, who works closely with her and are good friends with her, she was like, I'll give her a candle. And I was like, well, if you give Erykah Badu a candle, i was like well if you give erica badu a candle can i at least get to smell her pussy before y'all get before i get i'm not the only one that smelled erica badu pussy and i probably won't be the last person oh did she have the incense exactly that's what i meant it was the it was the pussy incense i'd like to smell it right and you let me tell you something i smell let me tell, the combination of black ash is dope.

But you mix black ash with Erykah Badu's pussy nickel. Those are smells. That's what I call a fragrance. Can you give me, let me advertise Erykah Badu's pussy right now. Go. Hit me with that thing. That's a bomb. The pussy was a bomb.

I need the goddamn commercial beat, the cheesy beat. I don't have it. You do the corny intro. Oh God, you're fired. That's right. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, we wanna welcome you to what we're calling a tribute to Erykah Badu's pussy.

We all know Erykah Badu's pussy is fire. She's got the kids to prove it. And that's no disrespect because I love Miss Badu's pussy. We all know Erykah Badu's pussy is fire. She's got the kids to prove it. And that's no disrespect because I love Miss Badu. And back in the day, I wanted her to call Tyrone. But when you mix the fragrance of Erykah Badu's pussy with black ash, you don't know what black ash is? It's that, people. It's these elbows. now imagine the volcanic combination of ashy elbows and Erica Badu's pussy you know what that gets baby

number seven okay stop the beat it's over can you share that story about you and Erica back in the day I love that one I don't want to share that story I was talking about her pussy and it's not disrespectful because and people don't understand it. Like, what gave me incentive is these women selling.

Like, Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah. She had a pussy candle. Right. $300. I'm like, if Gwyneth Paltrow could sell pussy candles, I should be able to sell black ass. Absolutely. Shout out to Erykah Badu because I did.

And it's, you know, I'm having fun. And she got it. You know, she's earthy. Mm-hmm. Erykah Badu is really, really earthy. Like, you're like, you know, it's like everything she do, she blinks fast, slow. You know, but she's fucking a dope individual. And the reason why

Erica What happened? Okay. Did it come off? Does that? Wait. Don't know. What? Whose hat is that? We're going to get back to your mask too. I'm taking my mask off. It's my hat. What are you talking about? That does not fit your head. What do mean it's a fit it fit what are you talking about this don't

fit what's wrong with it's not it's too small for your head that uh what what are you saying if i hit him like this oh oh bitches like it when you hit him with this this is an old nigga you know a nigga is over 40 if he tilt his hat like this and they got a toothpick in his mouth the nigga that wears a fitted still is old. Or they trying to hide something? I'm not trying to hide something. I just think there is some good stuff. Austin, there you go.

That's Austin's hat. Austin suggested. Listen, listen. Am I representing? All right, so with that, let me give my story. Good to see you. Good to see you. And good to see you. Good to see you. And good to see you with your Mexican Home Depot mask.

That shit look like it come with spray paint. This is certified. Certified from who? Who certified it? Poppy? Maybe. You should call him and ask. You need to get a better mask.

We're going to get to that later. So Erykah Badu is interesting because I remember I moved to Brooklyn and there was a hot spot in Brooklyn called the Brooklyn Moon Cafe. And it was on Fulton Street and this was maybe 20 some years ago when that area was just

starting to get gentrified. Gentrified. Did I say it wrong? Yeah, you said gentrified. Gentrified. Yeah, it was just getting gentrified. Let me put these back on. It was just getting gentrified. Did I say it wrong? Yeah, you said gentrified. Gentrified. Yeah, it was just getting gentrified. Let me put these back on. It was just getting gentrified, right? And gentrification means in about two years, there are going to be a lot of white women jogging through the park with ponytails.

Got it. That's when you know your neighborhood is gentrified, is when you see white chicks jogging with ponytails. And then, and no disrespect, when you see lesbian couples with strollers that means you're gonna get more coffee shop it's just it's just a it's just a territory it's just turn to it it's that and I think at the time um because Erica had just she used to be a waitress at Steve Harvey's comedy club years ago okay when she was I guess aspiring to be as dope as she is so there was a place called a Brooklyn Moon Cafe and this is when the era when

everybody was finger snapping it was a little coffee shop there all the poets used to perform in Saul Williams vibe chameleons, Jessica Caremore. It was popping. Like, everywhere it was like, and these names were so big. Like, Saul Williams, he was dope as shit. I don't know who that is. Saul Williams, Google it, right? He's a talented actor, talented poet, talented musician. He has a rock band or whatever.

He just, I don't think he disappeared. I just think he just kind of went underground with it. But, like, he had one of went underground with it. But like he had one of those poetry when you heard his name in a poetry scene, the bitches used to be like this. Saul Williams is here. The nigga wasn't even here. He'll walk past. He was like this. And it was a spot most deaf used to go there. Talib used to go there. It was so many dope people used to go there because it was like a like a like an open mic a spiritual like you're like woke brooklyn nigga has open mic and erica badu used to come there and i used to see her and this one nobody knew who she was at the time she was just like a a bad afrocentric and

i say that in the best way i could say it. And I was just coming from D.C. So we were both two artists that appreciated what each other was doing. I don't think I had a TV credit. I don't think she had a record deal or whatever. But we would cross paths or whatever. We exchanged numbers. And I looked on the paper and the name said Badu.

So you know, I'm going to come here. I was like, who is Badu? Badak. Badak. And I was having a barbecue, barbecue backyard barbecue one time and i was calling everybody because whenever you have a party you got to call all your right not to say erica badu was one of my bitches but i was like this i'm calling i'm calling everybody and i saw this badu number no answer on the phone um i left a message whatever the pocket party was dope

and um i remember i was on a train with her. I was on a train. We was Hoyt Skimahoy train from Brooklyn, downtown Brooklyn, going to Manhattan. And I was like, oh, you're the Badoo chick. And she just looked at me like this. And she was signed with Universal Records. Was she always as mystique as she is?

She just had something very fuckable about her okay you know i mean not with like flaunting it or not like it's one thing i want to smash somebody because their body and erica always was covered up she all never nigga we didn't know she had ass like that until that goddamn what was that video window seat memories we was like niggas was like oh badu got cakes you just saw her like she was like wrapped up and i'm what i'm saying like but she's i ain't trying to disrespect anybody but she still had a look in an energy like i would smash the out of her mind you know I mean? And that's hard to get, like, where you could feel sexiness through someone's conversation, through their look and everything.

So we're in the train, and she still wasn't Erykah Badu to me. She was Badoo. And she was so Badoo, she didn't even know what to stop to get off. And I said, she said she had to go to Universal Records, and I was really understood, like, the New York transit system at that time.

So I told her where she'd get off and stop, and I'm'm thinking I think I was probably on Ricky Lake every once in a while I think I'm shit I was like you know what it's something about you right I said we gonna work together one day I watch I'm telling you I've got some shit going on and she looked at me like in a very uh Nubian way like nigga you don't even know what I'm about to do. Right? But it wasn't like, no, nigga, please or anything. She looked, you know, like maybe. And next thing you know, I see the D'Angelo video.

The next thing I know, I was like, ooh, shit. And I think I tried to call her again. I think at that time, I was like, the number you have reached. Right? But it was just, the story is such a great story about her. Because, I mean, she got notoriety, fame, and a lot of money way before I got any close to any of that. But anytime I've ever saw her, she's always been so dope. And not like, people always say on the bullshit, the Hollywood shit. She's always been so dope and not like, people always say on the bullshit,

the Hollywood shit, she's always been dope. I've seen her in passing with her and Dave Chappelle are really close. And then when I see it, she was like, what's up motherfucker. It's just so cool. Like to know someone get to a certain level,

you know, and then you kind of almost know it's going to happen. People are going to change. But I can say her character and just her whole being has always been dope. So I want to thank Erykah Badu for giving me the opportunity to smell her pussy. Shout out to Erykah Badu. And shout out to Carla for setting it up. Erykah Badu is just a dope ass person.

So back to you okay with not having a mask but i have one no you have one now but this is the fucked up shit because and this was the real shit about the whole corona shit it's like who do you trust you know what i'm saying it's like who do you trust and that's been an issue saying? It's like, who do you trust? And that's been an issue with a lot of viruses, a lot of diseases and everything. But usually, like, certain shit come out. It's like this, God, nigga, I caught that shit because I was being straight stupid.

Right, irresponsible. I caught that shit because I was offered some drugs. Nigga, oh, that bitch got me. She caught me. She got me. Or on a versatile, or that nigga got me. caught me she got me or on a versatile or that nigga got me but like the scariest thing about this whole shit is like i don't think it's that extreme but i don't know but like it's giving you the feelings that you could just walk past

a nigga breath right no well it's transferable through breath well yeah but it's breath at a distance yes it's at a distance at a distance but it's breath at a distance. Yes. It's at a distance. At a distance, but it's still capable of being transferable. Yeah, I know it's capable of being transferable and that's why,

and I'm going to get to you and your mask because usually, like when I do an audition or something, and like, you know, I'm saying like,

when I normally have to do an audition or whatever, I'm quite able to be like, yo, could you put me on tape? Could you run these lines? And you know, I'd be like, show, come on, come over. Yeah, let's do it.

Right? Yo, you like. The one time. But listen, the one time. And I'm going to tell you straight up, you heard my motherfucking feelings. I was like, you was like, whenever somebody takes a breath and explains something,

when they're like this, yeah, you might, you want to try a skype you told me skype you said facetime you said carrier pigeon but you said everything you said zoom right i'm like oh yeah you're gonna you're gonna zoom me and put me on tape and i was like i was saying myself oh i was like this bitch i ain't got no rona. You know, that's, I'm telling you straight up. And I was never inconsiderate, but I was like, oh, nigga, I ain't rona'd up or whatever. But I understand your concern is like, and that's the thing about this. You can't trust nobody.

Right. But even with not being able to trust anybody, there has to be something somewhat normal. And there's going to be a time where we're going to come up out of this. And I said it before, and it's so weird, it feels like everything that I've been saying... Is coming to pass. It's like I hear it on CNN.

The first thing I said was to build the confidence back in people, you're going to have to have quick testing. Yes. It's going to be too crazy for three, four days. I say it's going to go. It's got to be quicker testing. And since I said that, I've seen it go from two days to 45 minutes to like 15 minutes, and and they working on some instant

that's going to give people somewhat more confidence because they're going to know if they have it right and and even with that said uh you you're still going to have to take precautions. Like, to be quite honest, the six-foot, what is it called? Social? Social distancing. Six-foot social distancing. Niggas should have been doing that anyway. Right.

I feel like now people are, because most people are nasty. So, I mean. We talked about that too. Yeah. We talked about that too. We talked about that too. We talked about that too. We talked about that too.

We talked about that too. We talked about that too. We talked about that too. We talked about that too. We talked about that too. Yeah. And women. Well, thankfully, just in general, like. Do my head really fit? It fit, right? Oh, you're great.

Why you always got to interrupt me? Duh. Interrupt me. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

I'm saying, thankfully, at least now people are taking more. People are more concerned about their health. Health and hygiene. And their hygiene. Yeah, because like we said, it was some nasty shit. We're never going to go back because even if the government says, even if Donald Trump said, okay,

everybody back to work, it's going to be some people like, nah, I ain't ready. No, I'm waiting for the first batch to go. Like the iPhone, I'm waiting for the first batch to go out and then I'm coming out. And the thing about it, the crazy thing is that all the rumors that were going on about Corona when it first started, niggas were like, yo, black people don't get Corona.

Niggas were like, we good. They're like, eh. And now we're the, did you see? Did you see? African Americans are dying. Are dying. We are dying. The numbers are extraordinary.

There's a reason why it's that way. And I've seen it pop up on Sean King's page. I've seen it pop up on D.L. Hughley's page. Part of it is that the access to good health insurance or health care is not with, I guess, the black community. The socioeconomic factors. The socioeconomic factors. The socioeconomic factor. Disparities. And what you hear in a lot of cases of people

that are losing their lives because of coronavirus and think that people, and we can't take advantage of that, it's like existing, what is it, existing problems. No, it's something. Pre-existing. Pre-existing problems and shit they motherfuckers have. existing existing problems. No, it's something. Pre-existing. Pre-existing problems and shit that motherfuckers have. diabetes. You got diabetes? Hypertension. All this shit, I'm talking about,

y'all can say what y'all want. Obesity. Obesity and all that type of stuff. I'm not saying that no, you can say what y'all want the black people obesity and all that type of stuff and I'm not saying that no you can't devalue any lives or anything like that but if you get the corona man it's like it's almost like a like a speed like a like a a a a straight shot to it you know and that's why I say with the corona thing now what it's going to do more than anything it's going to make people more conscious of everything around them. They say don't drink. They say don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do drugs.

Nigga, that's half of Brooklyn going to be out, nigga. Yo, yo, in the Hamptons, they might live. Niggas is like this. Oh, the weed, the tobacco, the so-and-so. But it's going to have it's have to make people change their thoughts. Well, I think the most important thing is for us to come together and just

find ways to be healthy as a community. Come together six feet away. Six feet away, but also, how do we get healthy? How do we change our community? How do we change the habits that we have within our community? I think solving that issue would then lead to a state of fear. But motherfuckers, you know why it's hard to solve that shit?

Why? And this is going to sound crazy. Because some people believe in God too hard. What? Let me explain. Please. But they don't do it in a fair way. They believe in

the God that helps them. They believe in the God when they pray something good has for them. They believe in the God when he's like this, I need some money. Oh my God, look at God. Won't he do it? But if you're a person that believes in God and everything he does, and everything he does is for

a reason, you have to believe that God put the coronavirus here for a fucking reason there's no way to ignore it and that reason is okay um oh you motherfuckers don't care about talking to your mother you don't care about your family yeah that's all you think about is getting that big body bends nigga you just came out the goddamn stall and you ain't wipe your motherfucking you ain't wash your hands i mean god is busy as a motherfucker so you don't think at one time god was like oh these niggas need to slow the fuck down chill you know i'm saying so whenever somebody and the reason why i say that with the uh the diet and all that stuff and when I brought up God it's like this. It's

not fair to just expect God to do all the work. You know how many niggas it is? I mean we ain't talking about God just don't fuck with Brooklyn. He fuck with the world. You're lucky if you can get through.

But don't just get I'm telling you don't just go there for just a good conversation. Don't go there. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to, the point I'm making is, as much as you believe in God, help God. You can't be like, um, I sure hope and pray that I don't get high blood pressure and high cholesterol. Yo, let me get five chicken wings.

Let me get the 32 ounce extra sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet tea. How you want it fried? How you want it fried? How you want it fried? You can't expect God to help you when you eat Heather B food.

Listen, man. No, listen. I'm just telling y'all straight Heather B food. Listen, man. No, listen. I'm just telling you. I prayed up, man. Listen, man. And I love Heather B from the Sweat Sway of the Morning show. You can't expect God to help you if you eat her fried porgy, her fried catfish, fried eel, fried frog legs, unwashed chicken. You can't believe.

You can't do that. What's the alternative, Donnell? The alternative is help God. That's what I'm saying. Take the necessary. I'm not sitting up here as a picture-perfect example of great health. What I do know, and I know, and I'm smoking. I got to quit.

And I know we talk about this. But what I do know, and I know, and I'm smoking, I got to quit. And I know we talk about this, but what I do know, and it's, that don't matter. What I do know is that usually I, I hardly ever get sick. I hardly ever get a cold. You know what I'm saying? Like, and when it happens, it's usually like when it's a change in weather, you know what I'm saying? And when I've been traveling, like that combination, you know, I'll get sick, but, like, maybe once or twice a year. So, you know, I know my immune system ain't no, like, a nigga look at me and I'm like, you know? So, and in the, hopefully I don't catch, you know, COVID-19.

I'm doing everything. But I don't look like, I don't look at it as the way it's portrayed in the news is like it's a death complete death sentence I don't believe that because as much as we are losing people to it we losing people a lot of people to their older and all the circumstances

but just last week I got three phone calls of people that I was close to that either thought or contracted COVID-19. And they're recovering? And they're recovering. Oh, that's good.

One nigga, I know he had Corona Light. This nigga was, I don't even know. I didn't even know that. What is Corona Light? I don't know. Whatever it was, that motherfucker was back home in 48 hours. You know what I'm saying? Okay.

I don't know if it was like a or i don't know what level like you like you know i don't i don't know but i guess what i'm saying with that is like as much as we going through this crisis and anything in life help god help god with everything and don't just be calling god for everything nigga if you about to run a red light man just god ain't got time to be fucking with you. Don't let me get this ticket. I got to fuck with this Corona motherfucker. I ain't got time for that shit. And you with your shit.

And again, going back to it. And people are going to feel this way. I was a little offended. I was like, oh, what you trying to say? But then it was like, and you said something. You was like, you know I was a little sensitive about it. You know I was a little sensitive about it. I know. You know I was a little sensitive about it. And you were like, you know, it's taking precautions for you and for me.

Absolutely. Because I didn't want, you know, you have Austin. You have a family. So I didn't want to. And you got a quarantine, babe. I don't know if you got a. I'm just saying. You was like this. Oh, I hope this nigga ain't rolling with me. a, I'm just saying, you was like this, oh, I hope this nigga ain't rolling with me.

Yo, I'm just saying, you talking about I got a son, nigga, you got a quarantine pain. That nigga's like that. I'm just, I don't know what you doing, girl. All I know is, one day you called me like this. Yo, you was looking like that meme that capped me like this. You me like this. Yo, you would look like that meme that cat me like this. You're like this. And you was like this. Whatever.

And it was so funny because people are, I'm telling you, man, people are like, even now, I'm answering every phone call. I don't know if a nigga giving me the corona call. You don't know, man, tell me. Corona call. You don't know, man. Tell me. Yo, there's two types of Corona calls. Oh, yeah, give it a Corona call. All right, the Corona call.

It's one Corona call. It's one Corona call. Like, yo, man, you heard so-and-so got the Rona, right? That's one Corona call. And another Corona call is a Corona call that want money. It's like the hood stimulus package. You know what I'm saying? They want money?

What? Yo, it's niggas talking about, man, I'm out of work. Like, nigga, you ain't worked for five years. And you know somebody about to hit you when they hit that, when a man, when they care too much about your family and shit. How your son doing? Oh, man, he getting big, nigga. He a kid.

He grow. That's what they do. Yo, your son, he getting big. Oh, shit, that nigga grow that's what they do yo your son he getting big awesome that nigga he gonna be a kid be just like your dad boy i'm telling you the tree the leaf don't fall too far from the tree or whatever that country ass shit they say the apple don't fall too far from the tree right and they do all of this shit and they be like i don't know when i'm gonna go right to work i'm like nigga i'm unemployed right now any more jokes i can't get them i ain't get no more.

I ain't making no more money on no jokes. You get that Corona call. And then you get the call where, because people been asking me, what if it hit home with somebody in your family? Death any kind of way is fucked up. Yeah. But it's how you deal with it. I have a great uncle that passed.

Passed away of Corona. And you know what I'm saying? This is what we really have to accept in life is that we're all gonna die. Yeah. We are born to die. As soon as we're born,

we're dying. But we do the things to try to preserve it and get the best life. And I said this on Plain Podcast, the best life you can get doing your dash, in the middle of it.

Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? What's in the middle? And I've had some bad calls, but I didn't want to, when I got the calls and everybody going to get it, I didn't want to be like, oh my God, guess who got the corona? It's over, nigga.

I didn't want to hear that. It's so hard to say goodbye. And I just put myself at a peaceful place. And the first thing I said was like, it does not have to be a death sentence. What's going on? Don't jump ahead of yourself. And that's why I encourage anybody, don't jump ahead of yourself.

It's people dying, but it's people surviving. And those three calls that I got, one of them was like, motherfucker, it was like corona, but it wasn't corona, it was pneumonia. But they didn't get both of them at pneumonia because, you know, pneumonia and the Corona at the same time. But they only had pneumonia, not Corona. Oh, okay. But, you know, the symptoms and what you feel as far as getting a cold,

whatever, right now, as soon as they go, oh, did you run it? That's what I thought today. Nigga, when I was talking to you, no, you coughed. Yo, yo, yo. Son, you coughed and I was like the you, no, you coughed. Yo, yo, yo. Son, you coughed, and I was like the biohazard joint. And I can tell you, hold on, Joe. You did like this. I was like.

Yo, you did like this. You said, you said, you said, I said, hello? I didn't want you to hear it. I know you didn't want me to hear it. I was like, you hear a,? I was like this, hello? I was like, you good? Yeah, we ain't going to shoot no podcast today. We all right.

I was going to hit you with like this Zoom, that shit. But the only thing I say, it ain't word of advice or courage or whatever. I'm just saying, with everything you hear in the news or whatever, don't get ahead of yourself. The news is so depressing. It's depressing because they got to chase that. And I know it. I'm not taking away from what we're going through right now because it is very

serious but this worst thing you can do is get ahead of what's really going on in your life or that person's life whatever because that's going to give you stress you're going to be worried then you're going to think anxiety anxiety and then you're gonna think shit is happening you and it's not really happened to it you know just you know just we need to just take our time and it's already doing I'm not saying it's stopping but social distancing is working you know yeah yeah it's working can you imagine like can you imagine think about how, like, like, New York is crazy right now, right? Yeah.

And that's with nobody going out. And it's crazy. And New York is so overpopulated. Can you imagine what it would be like if New York wasn't on lockdown? If they wasn't, it would be... But their numbers are still high, staggering.

No, listen to what I'm saying. Their numbers are crazy. Their numbers are going to be crazy because it's so populated. That's why in Wuhan or whatever it was, they had like, I don't know, it's like a place that's like... Once you get high rises and shit, it's just going up. I understand that. But again, without the

efforts of social distancing, without... Times Square. You see Times Square? Times Square is like empty. Now imagine that type of coming together, what the numbers would be. It's not going to stop it, but it will slow it down. We'll see. I just think that we've surpassed every country in the whole entire world.

Yeah, but you look at it now, and if you do it per capita, you do it like about how many people in the areas. We ain't fucking Wuhan up like that when Wuhan was first popping off. We've surpassed Wuhan, though. Time-wise, though, right? No, you don't know. I don't think you know what you're talking about. I'm asking you.

I don't know the answer to every goddamn thing. What I'm saying is, like, we surpassed them, but they got it under control. Of course we surpassed them now. Well, from what my understanding was from comparing the two you told you this shit you're quarantined nigga try to get ass any kind of way nah it ain't really like that like look i'm telling you they got it over there but over here we good no go ahead we said you know what i know i know a lot of things i know a lot of things. I know a lot of things.

And what I do know is that... My mask is stuck. What I do know... And you got makeup all on your shit. What the fuck is going on? You already knew I was going to have makeup on my mask before. Okay, the point I was making is that with all the chaos and everything that's going down and

people are like freaking out or whatever, you got to maintain some type of sanity. You have to be able to not look at this like this is the end of everything. It's a very trying time and not in my lifetime or any lifetime I know of anything to go down like this. But, and we said time and time again and time enough that we're going to get past it. Yeah. We have no choice. I'm glad that you have that goddamn mask. This is the thing about the mask game is so on fire right now.

You got different type of masks. It took me a while to get there. You know, I've been gone. I've been, ugh. Okay, first off, when we're talking masks, and you were talking about I need a certain mask. Yes. You told me.

You said, oh, I said, you better get a scarf. You better make something. You was like, that one ain't going to work. I don't want the ones they got from India or whatever. I want a nine... What is it? A M3? Did you see the video of them making the mask on a dirty ass floor and

they were like sewing all the surgical masks to send over here to the u.s so what that the professional joints right we were talking about professional ones yeah it was like i'll send you the video but anytime you get a mess first thing you if you got one a fabric the first thing you need to do is wash it that's the first thing to whoever give you a mask you got to wash that shit first but the point i was making and you was like this you you said you needed one with hydroponics you said you needed yours to have bluetooth you said you need to have a contour brush you said it's got to be a contour brush on the side just in case you want to serve face up under your mask face this is what you explained and you was like she's like this oh I need this type of mass I need this one that one ain't gonna work I was like get something the

scarf or something and the only thing I was saying because and that's what anytime like California said it like everybody gonna have that in 93 m3 or what is it m95 you know I'm saying but they were saying like something you'd like they was encouraging people to do scars bandana something to stop the possibility of What is it? What is the vapors? No, no the papers is the fuck Did you see the people getting kicked off of the buses if in public transportation and they got no mask when I'm kicking you off

The goddamn thing too. Yeah, but the point has been excessive ain't got no mask on, I'm kicking you off the goddamn thing, too. Yeah, but I mean, it's been excessive, especially with black people. I was at Target. I saw a motherfucker about to go at it because a motherfucker came up inside his six feet. Oh, okay. Like, he was like that. It's real.

Fuck that. And I know it was real, but he could have been a little, it was an older dude. He could have been a little bit more tactful. He'd be like, just excuse me. But he was just like, what the fuck are you? It's like that.

He was like this. Fuck, Beck, six feet. This nigga did that. It was a white dude. He was like, white dudes with six feet, white people want to feel like police any kind of way they want.

They're enforcing that shit. He was like, citizens arrest. Six fucking feet. But the thing I was making was like, when you was talking about you need a certain mask I was making was like, when you was talking about you need a certain mask, and I was like, if you get an M93 or a 3,

and you ain't doing surgery. And 95. Or 95, or nursing. That's a point I was making with California governor. He's like, listen, man, we gotta have those high-end M39s. What's the number again? N95. I'm gonna write this shit down.

Them N95s. It's kind of weird if you see, especially because it's a shortage of it, and those the first responders and the people that are really helping us to save lives, they need them more. So I'm like this. You better go out and save. You get an like this. You better go out and save. You get an N95, you better go out and save a life.

I'm saving everybody's life in this room. Yeah, right, because I don't know that nigga that's over there. No, I'm just joking. Wow. It's just a joke, man. We can't tell jokes anymore. It's a joke. But it's hitting a lot of places.

And like you said, New York, it's an epic, what, epic, epic, epicenter. Yeah, epicenter. A couple of episodes ago, one of my buddies, I used to spend some time in Washington Heights, I called him Poppy. Just wanted to see what the vibe was there. Yeah, I want to know what's going on in New York. Now, I don't know. I don i want to know what's going on in new york uh no i don't know i don't want to know what's going on in new york i want to know what's going

on in washington heights washington heights it's off the chain i know they didn't caught some coronas up that joy sir they be playing dominoes and hookah till five o'clock in the morning son yo they they got hookahs out four five o'clock in the morning son yo they they got hookers out four five o'clock in the morning with no that's how you know the real dominicans they don't have no socks but i told my man poppy that i was gonna i'm gonna call him back and um and i want to see what's going let me see what's up He think nigga better be in the house. Hello? Hello, my friend. Hey, Papi, what's up, man?

Hey, my friend, how you doing, my friend? How you doing with the corona? Nigga, I ain't doing nothing with the corona. I'm corona-free as far as I know, son. The last time I talked to you, you told me that y'all was, it was an issue in Washington Heights, and I was just calling to check in because I haven't been in a while just to feel. What's the feelings up there, man?

How people feeling now? Are they getting through it? I can't hear you already, too. I think something happened with the phone. What happened with the phone? Nothing happened. Can you hear me? Get in.

Hello? You hear me, my friend? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Very low. I hear you very low. Well, let's talk. Let's talk.

I want to talk to you, my friend. What's going on? I'm here watching the Tiger King. What? The Tiger King? The Tiger King. You know, the show. These white people, it's crazy, man.

What did the white people? Wait a minute. Oh, you mean the show with Joey Radica? No, it's Joe Exotic. Joe Exotic. You watching that? What happened? You're watching the Tiger King?

My friend, I don't hear you that very good. Wait a minute. Oh, can you hear me now? I'm in my bed. I don't know what happened. Okay, can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you, Pop.

Okay, I hear you now. My friend. Yeah, what is it? Alo. Yeah, Alo hear you now. My friend. Yeah, what is it? So you... Alo. Yeah, Alo. All right. So, Papi, you said during the coronavirus,

you're finding some solace and feeling okay watching the Tiger King? Do me a favor. Call me back. I don't hear you very... I don't know what happened. Maybe my phone bill. You know, I don't get the stimulus.

Javad, can you say something? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Oh, my God. You got a nice little head on the phone. Yeah. All right.

Yo, okay. Papi, we so bootleg right now. I'm sorry, Papi. Papi, can you hear me now? Oh, yeah, my friend. I hear you much better. I'm calling you, my friend. I thought something happened with your phone. Oh, my friend I hear you once I called you my friend I thought something happened with your phone

Oh my god we are so bootleg So listen man I know this is a serious time man and I know that you spent a lot of time in Washington Heights How are people feeling about COVID-19 and are people getting through it and what are they doing

what are you doing to not go crazy, Pap? My friend, this is something I never experienced ever in my life, my friend. We're here in Washington High, right on 175th and Broadway. And you know what the people are doing? You're snitching, Pap. They're selling the platano. They're selling the yuca. Now they're selling the platano. They're selling the yuca. Now, they're selling the hand sanitizer, the mask, and the corners.

Like, they're drug dealers. They look like they're drug dealers now. Yo, they selling platanos and hand sanitizers? Before, they used to sell the platano in the corner. Now, they're selling the hand sanitizer, the mask, mask, they sell it on the corner like a drug dealer. They look like a drug dealer now on the corner. Are they wearing masks? The people that are selling the masks, do they have masks on?

You know, they have the mask on because they got to show the product. They want to show that it's working good. So they put it on their face. So I say to them, my friend, you're not selling these costumers nice things here. I don't believe it. They put it on. They got it on. They got the gloves on. They mask on. I don't even recognize the girl that sell me

this stuff anymore. Listen, Papi, so you know they got some bootleg masks out there. What type of mask you got? Because they say the most popular ones are the N95. So they got the M95 say the most popular ones are the N95. Do they got the Mper in his face? They got the hat from the party.

They put it there, the tampon. They put the context in their face. Yo, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Papa, they put a tampon on their face? Yeah, my friend. They put it in their context in their face. They don't care. They put it in their context.

They put it in their ear. Oh, man. Walking around. No problem. Yo, Papa, you're not part of this hustle, are you are you you not getting money out there in these streets selling these masks are you Well, my friend, you know, I don't want to talk about it too much on the telephone, you know But I gotta make it more into you. I'm waiting for the stimulus package Yes, I don't know Trump was supposed to send me my money last week. I'm not getting nothing yet So I got to make my money on the corner. You know me.

I'm going to do something. I got to make a something for that, you know? So you didn't get your stimulus check yet? No, my friend. He said he's going to send me the money. Mil pesos. Dominican, we call it dollar. Mil pesos.

I don't get any money yet. I'm waiting for the money. Because that money, I'm going to take that money, and I'm going to buy more money, and I'm going to send it in the corner and make more money. I'm waiting for the money. Because that money, I'm going to take that money and I'm going to buy more masks and I'm going to sell it in the corner and make more money. I don't play. I make a business. I don't care. I make it my business. What are you going to make your mask

out of? Because people are using vacuum bags. What are you going to make your mask out of? Because I think the idea of you wanting to help the community and put a lace in your pocket and keep it safe. What type of materials are you using in your mess well my friend you know I come up with something very nice I take it I go take it the cat's the cat can I feel for the plant I know the way and I share the cat I did the piece for the plot on

all right the planting okay and I shave it nice and I put two holes in the middle and then you put it in you rub it on your ear And you you breathing and you protect your face. I don't play I make it my Mass and people buy it here. No, that sounds so sexual man. That's not like some type of Mask that Charlemagne Tha God will use a gay pride day son. Would you sell would you say you know these guys? These guys for the breakfast food. I think in the best man he likes to use is a easy joke but up you know the joke the jockstrap or he put it a cup with a baseball players they play with the baseball they put it in the way sovo. So you said Charlemagne is using

Serge Ibaka's jock strap as a face mask? Yeah, he like it that. He like it too much hula. I know he gonna put that in his face, no problem. He like it that. He buy it too. You know how I know he like it that? He go to the store Dick. You know Dick? Dick's

sporting goods? Yeah. He go to Dick. He like it Dick. He go to Dick. He like to Dick. He like to Dick. He go to Dixie, man. I'm getting off the phone with you, Papi, man. I thought you was going to say something positive for the community, man. But you know what? You know, I'm from out of my heart.

I'm Washington High. Right. And I'm going to talk about the real thing, my friend. You know me. You calling me because I love you, my friend. Yes. I love you, my friend. And I know you're going

to stay safe out there, man. Go back to watching your goddamn, your Tiger King, man. I'm going to watch the show, man. The show crazy, man. The white people,

I don't understand these people. One of mine got a three-horseman. One of the guys got no teeth. For you, my friend. Yo. It's all secret. Dominicans, we call Tiger King.

It's all secret, Rocco. Yo, none of them motherfuckers got teeth on Tiger King, man. They got just nuts and no teeth and gums. Hey, Papi, I'm going to check back with you. Go ahead, go ahead. No problem. Listen to me. I want to say this, my friend.

In the Bronx, dude, the tiger get the corona. I don't know what happened. That tiger get the corona. How the hell he get the corona? How the tiger get corona? The Charlemagne, the guy, fuck that tiger. That tiger get the corona. How the hell he get the corona? How the tiger get corona? Charlemagne the God fucked that tiger. That's how he got that goddamn. So he the booty king.

He the tiger king and the booty king. That's what happened, man. Charlemagne the God smashed the tiger. Now he got COVID-19. My friend, you continue to do the show, my friend. I love your show. Make everybody be safe out there and protect yourself. show, my friend. I love your show. Make everybody be safe out there and protect yourself. Okay, my friend?

I love you. Everybody here in Manhattan love you. And Dominican forever, papi. You know that, okay? Mask rule everything around me. Cream, get the money. I love you, papi. I'll holler at you, bro.

Okay, my friend. All right, thank you, man. Okay, check it out, my friend. No problem. All right, son. Yo, I can't believe this. Man, everybody got to hustle. Everybody got to hustle.

Poppy got a mask. Guess who else have the mask? You want your mic back? Why the fuck this shit don't work right? Spread it down. Spread it down. All right, spread it down. Why is my mic down?

I don't understand. Hello? My joint don't seem like it's on anymore. Very much on. Well, turn it up. Turn it on. All right, there you go. I can't believe.

You know what? Poppy got to hustle. Poppy got to hustle. Not a hustle, but people are trying to be considerate and everything at the same time. That's right. Can you get that music for me real quick? That's right. That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, we have the Black Ash Candle, but this is the new line Don Air Rollins has. He has the personal, not today Corona mask. Look at that. This looks like it's ready for something from Mortal Kombat. You know your mask is good when you can hardly hear a person talking out of that.

This thing comes with the carbon filters. I'm gonna take one of those out and take another one. And we got this filter. Here we go, there's another filter. We're gonna hit them two times. This is the Not Today Corona. I like it. Is that ash on the side?

Of course it's ash on the side, because ash ruins everything around me. Cream, get the lotion. $1.99, y'all. We're gonna let you know where you can get this. Maybe you can buy it. I don't even think I'm gonna sell it. I think I'm just gonna give away as gifts and let people know I care about your lungs

and I care about your lungs. Okay, we're going to cut that off. It's the Donair Rawlins. How do they fit around the ear? They fit great around the ear. Okay, good. The bootleg one that I had doesn't go all the way. All right, they fit great around the ear.

I don't need this hat on anymore. They fit great around the ear. I was thinking about selling it. I ain't going to sell it. You know what I'm going to do? I don't need this hat on anymore. They feel great around here. I was thinking about selling. I ain't going to sell it. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get like 50, 100 made, and then I'm going to send them to some fans that want to protect themselves. Or you can add it to the black ash candle.

The black ash candle? A bundle. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. A bundle. A bundle would be nice. I think so. How?

How? think so how how do we go back to shows how are we gonna go back to live performances I mean most people are doing everything digital their digital concerts being had I heart radio everyone's hosting things from, like, it's not gonna be the same. What do you suggest? During this time, I suggest the Zooms and the webinars. I'm about to get tired of that shit. I'm tired of looking at niggas in boxes

and shit. I'm tired of looking at niggas in boxes. I mean, like, everybody's Zooming me. I'm probably the first entertainer or celebrity that got Zoomed on tmz like they so used to running running up on me at airports and one of the guys jay he's always at the la airport he catches me all the time getting off a plane this motherfucker caught me in my car he's just face time he's like what's up yo what's up i'm telling you this i'll try to find the footage he was like yo what's going on man how you doing with corona blah blah telling you this. I'll try to find the footage. He was like, yo, what's going on, man? How you doing with Corona, blah, blah, blah, this and that?

And I just happened. I was doing a run of shit. I was goggled up. I had my plastic goggles on. I had my face mask on or whatever. And he was asking me a question everybody asks. It's got to be tough right now doing comedy, right? And I always say that a joke can be too soon,

but it never can be too soon for a funny observation then he said what do you mean by that i said well this could be joking i said um i said and like i said earlier you now you pick up the phone for everybody anybody call you like this hello you rolling this dude called me the other day i was like you alright you got the rona he said nah nigga I got AIDS no and I said thank god nigga I was worried for a second

that's a joke and it's an observation but I'm telling you rona got AIDS in the back seat now and AIDS is like this man get the fuck out of here nigga I'm good. Rona niggas is looking at Rona like like motherfuckers looking at

Rona like it's AIDS on steroids. Motherfuckers looking at Rona like it's like like Rona like it's the hawk of all the viruses. Don't make me angry. Like the hawk of it. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. And the point I'm making is like and I know you say here's the part of that joke that makes it the joke.

There was one time when you heard that, you was like this, oh, them niggas about to die. They out of here. But look at, and it took like some years, over probably 25 years. I think what, age for it hit like in the 80s, I think it was. We're talking about almost 30 years, right? And I'm not saying it's like better to get one opposed to the other, but you don't hear, you like really hear about people living with HIV now. You have people having prosperous lives with HIV now.

You know what I'm saying? And I don't know if it's going to take 20 years or 25 years for people to have I won't say confidence but knowing that just because you diagnosis with something doesn't make it an ultimate death sentence right you know and that's what the um I forget the doctor's name uh he's the uh Dr. Fossey Dr. Fossey he's a lead uh corona nigga you know I'm saying he was just talking about again he was talking about how it is in the black community. You know what I mean? And then he also said something that you didn't think that would come from that side. When I say that to Donald Trump's side, I was like that these there's issues in the

black community and they have to be addressed. Yeah. No, it had to be addressed. Better healthcare had to be addressed. Better diet had to be addressed. health care had to be addressed better diet had to be addressed how you take care of yourself not just i mean it's closer to me because that's my community but the one thing that is going to teach us or is going to come out is that we just got to live better yeah we got to live better as just people love better you know what i'm saying we got to live better as just people. Love better. You know what I'm saying?

We got to love better. We got to love harder. Yeah. We got to really appreciate life. Pettiness has to stop. That's hard, but yes. It's so fucking hard, but it's so fucking stupid. And the reason why pettiness doing something like this is so fucking stupid,

because you don't know what the next day holds You don't know if you're gonna get a car for somebody saying they have it So and this is what I say about everybody's like it's so stressful right now. This is the time motherfuckers should be at peace This is the time you should be more connected to your family than anything Yeah, because if something happened the scary thing about this is that've said it before, is that motherfuckers are dying by themselves. So what you want to do, spend your time being petty about some dumb shit? How are you going to feel? You're petty about some dumb shit, some trivial shit. Then something happens to you.

And then you don't get to go see your fucking loved one. You don't get to see it. Motherfuckers ain't going to the funeral some niggas getting receipts with ashes you know what i'm saying and that's something to be that's something to consider so if you being petty something happens to you somebody in your family if they go away the way people are going away with corona like no funerals or anything the only thing you have is the memory the only thing you have is a memory so why fucking waste that time yeah i really believe that

every day you spend with loved ones, family, whatever you do, you should be trying to create the best memory you can do, the best memory you can create. And I think that that's the thing that is going to be the positive out of this is that it's really a chin check. This whole thing is a chin check. Yeah. You know?

Get the shit right. I found myself living more in the present. It's helped me because I've always, you know, I suffer from anxiety and I'm always thinking about the future and what's going to happen. I ain't know you as crazy. Anxiety does not mean crazy, Donnell. That's what Charlamagne said.

That nigga put all that shit into crazy. I ain't mean crazy like that, but go ahead. Charlamagne and i have um similar stories no but i i i currently am living in the present i feel like ain't nobody i don't i don't gotta worry about nobody's set because ain't nobody on set but us right um and so it's helped me with that this this time has definitely helped me with just living in the present and i call my my family. I call them anyway, but now I speak to them almost all day, every day. Yeah. We're not shooting.

So. In conclusion. Live harder. Yo. Turn my mic up. It's all the way up. Uh. We at a tough time in our life.

And what makes it even tougher is you got to argue and fight with your wife. No strife, no no anger nothing but love appreciate a motherfucker before you above i'm spitting 16 off the top of the dome got about 10 more minutes and it's a time to go home because people waiting for you to hit that curfew hachoo whoa that's corona in your face not a disgrace bring that beat back do i got a beat i don't got a beat all i want to say is all we can do is live your dash. And I've said it before. And it's coming from ash. Live your dash.

Do your life. And help other people. If you don't. You're going to be. Weak and feeble. Did that rhyme? Yes feeble did that rhyme yes feeble and people this the 20th episode of the donnell rawlins show

we started a long time ago and didn't know where the we was gonna go oh oh 30 000 drop that bomb on that 30 000 subscribers and we still going high y'all stay safe corona's out there and i don't want to see none of you die it's from marcy to Hollywood and Santa Monica. This is Donnie Rowling's show. If you don't like it, then go talk to my mama. Did that one rhyme? Yeah. That one didn't rhyme?

That one didn't rhyme? sometime i'm ashy and sometime i have no class to show us over a shout out to charlamagne because he's like chocolate ass i'm rich BITCH BITCH! It's on episode, we can get episode? Thank you.