Donnell - No Homo

Episode Date: January 17, 2020

Truth, honesty and laughs highlight The Donnell Rawlings Show episode #008 as he tackles topics from R. Kelly to a discussion with Jay Mohr about whether he’s homophobic or not. This can’t-miss episode also has Donnell answering questions from some of his fans and haters! A joke could be too soon, but it can never be too soon for a funny observation. Special thanks to @mfdaviddeery, @jaymohr37, @jivantaroberts, @hollywoodimprov Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sound is rolling. Camera's rolling. Done our rolling show. Take eight. Man, I don't even know what... I gotta stop smoking weed before I start. I don't even know how... This is my first time by myself.

Not by myself, but without a co-host situation. I got this new... Can I get a... Oh, I got a new... I just got a new toy. It's called the roadcaster podcaster. I guess this tool is used for people that are, that are, uh, what I would say dumb and smart at the same time. It's smart enough to be able to do a lot of things at one time,

but it's dumb enough for anybody to do it. And when I say dumb enough, it's simple buttons like record. It's a button like intro music. It's a button for sound effects. I'm not trying to sell you the Rodecaster, but what I am saying is that it's about to change my life. And with anybody starting with anything new, you got to play around with the mechanics of it or whatever. So this, I feel like I'm doing a tutorial for like Rodecaster. So one of the features that I like the most about the RODECaster, it comes with these pre-proof, I'm sorry. I'm not really a RODECaster spokesperson, but it comes with these pre-programmed buttons

where you can start a podcast off with sounds like this. And it kind of makes you want to dance like Colton Banks from Fresh Prince. And then if you know the air drums, you get your white boy on like this. That's right, this is the Don Air Rollins Show featuring Don Air Rollins. Kate Crigley is locked up. She finally got that mug shot she wanted. But we're going to go because the show must go on. This is the bullshit corny intro music that comes with the roadcast.

And we're going to start with this. But you know. All right. Cut that shit off. Why would I have a RZA beat and not use it? Drop it. All right, so from the co-op, and first off, I want anybody that's watching this, and hopefully it's a lot of people,

and it is a lot of people. It's a tune of 21,000 people over five weeks. It's a tune of one podcast getting over 100,000 views. It's the tune of the Donnelly Rawlins' Manza show that outside of the show that Joe Rogan boosted has been one of our most popular shows. It's the sign of new development and new things. And I'd like to start off by saying,

because I learned this from all the other podcast motherfuckers, people always like to try to promote their shows at the end, but sometimes you motherfuckers won't listen to the end. So I'm going to let you know that I'm performing this weekend at Caroline's on Broadway for five shows. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, one show on Sunday. And I got some other shows. First, I I like to introduce a couple of people that make this podcast happen

I like to call him Rick Rubin Derry is in the building he don't want to have no fucking he don't want to be on camera too much but he looks fresh he got a fresh haircut because before that he was looking straight up

like a pervert so I never wanted to say it but you can tell you came out of your pervert mode because you took your fucking hat off still a pervert yeah you're still a pervert we'll get to that later oh we got some pervert you should talk about later but let me say this donnell yeah let me just say one thing i don't like to speak too much but i do have my list of dream get i want to do what everyone does

man we don't got no i gotta do what everyone does and i gotta tell you who i want to see on the podcast if you want i got it right here i got it you do know whenever you want to hear it all right but you do this no you do know this the podcast about absolutely fucking nothing right i'm just saying you might have a guest one day you know that the hardest thing for anybody to start doing podcasts is to do is hey can you do my podcast can you do my podcast i understand that okay one question are you ever going to have guests on of course I'm okay well I got my dream list okay you got your dream list but the reason I'm going to have guests but the guests that I have on this show may not necessarily be the guests that

everybody wants to see and for and I don't want to say this I'm going to say this I'm going to say this you got your dream list but the guests that I want to see and the people I want to talk to are people that are exciting to me, people that have stories to share with me, and people that I find to be interesting. I was talking to Joe Rogan just like a couple days ago. And then I was like, again, thanking him for inspiring me to do this, whatever. But he started 11 years ago. And he told me, he said, Donnell, you're doing the same thing that I did. We started, we had a fucking limited budget.

It was bootleg as hell. We didn't have no fancy cameras. We didn't have no guests. We just had us, and the most important thing is to always have fun. That's what he kept telling me, just have fun with it. Because you know I was goddamn,

I've been scoring since some of the backlash and some of the other ones I've done. But I do get to the point that the podcast will be able, we have guests, whatever. But I'm excited about talking to, like last week, we had an episode and it became, and I'm going back to what I was saying earlier, became one of our biggest episodes.

And the name of the episode was Manzas. And it was only talking about friendships that I have with people and the stories that we share as being friends back and forth so I introduced my super producer thank you from day one another young lady that I've been known for knowing for a long time uh Gervonta Roberts uh she tried her luck at stand up some years ago um it did not last long she did uh three sets and after doing three sets she had a youtube page she had a youtube page and in the youtube page she said snippets from my comedy routine

and i told i was like that's not snippets from your comedy routine that's your whole comedy routine routine but uh i consider her one of the dopest up-and-coming producers in Hollywood. She's down with dance. She's down with film. She's down with tech. Oh, God. Can I say nice things? But, you know, a young lady that I could call anytime and anything I need for her

in regard to putting scripts together, keeping my stuff in order, and just being a good friend. And travels with me, helps me with my production and everything. She's sitting in because I know me know me doing this you know by myself i probably need some help and some research and some things like that so getting back to my schedule thank you you can't just keep saying thank you for everything but what i want you to do if you could look at my schedule because i only dates i know i got a crazy schedule. I know I'm at Caroline's this week and I'm next week. I'll be at the star dome in Alabama.

And, um, I think after that, I don't know if I start the, um, Oh yeah. The Martin Lawrence lit, lit,

lit as fuck tour. Martin Lawrence. That's coming up. But the easiest way for you to deal with this right now, go to DonnellyRollins.com. You get a list of all my dates. You can subscribe to all the channels, all the platforms. You can sign my guest book to get some stuff that probably won't air on my YouTube channel.

You can buy merchandise. You can do anything. What I'm doing right now is pimping you motherfuckers. So go to my website and get some shit. Buy some shit. Follow me. And if you've been following me, you know, last year, I'll just say this, 2019 was a very good year for me.

And I'm not saying that in a cocky way. I'm just saying it in a way of after doing comedy for over 24 years and constantly considering yourself to be relevant sometimes things start to click and things start to happen when you're like oh shit i think i'm about to go to the next level last year i had the opportunity to work with tracy morgan on um the last ogs um i had a chance to be on a netflix show called it's bruno that surprisingly was critically acclaimed um it got nominated for an Emmy. It was one of those projects where your boy call you and say,

yo, I got this project. We don't got a lot of money, but you want to do it. And in cases like that, sometimes I call, I consider them to be passion projects. It was a passion project that nobody knew how successful it would be, but it turned out to be something popular. Shout out to my man Slick for doing that.

Talented director, talented rapper and everything. It's Bruno. I did It's Bruno. I got a chance to work with Dave Chappelle on some very, very dope platforms. Toured him. Had an opportunity to be a part of the Mark Twain Prize, which he won. And he had every reason to win the mark chain mark twain prize this this that award has it's going it went black to black eddie murphy got it a year before

and um and uh dave chappelle got it this year just to be a part of that and the part we did at dcm prof and just to be able to like just celebrate one of the greatest comedians in the history of comedy and one of the greatest comedians in the history of comedy and one of the greatest friends you could ever have i had an opportunity to do that also had an opportunity to be a part of pixar pixar has a new film coming out in june it's called soul and it's the first time pixar had an animation where the lead was a black actor. Jamie Foxx is the lead. Felicia Rashad is in it.

Don Cheadle is in it, if I'm not mistaken. Questlove is in it. Felicia Rashad is in it. And Don Air Rollins is in it. Motherfuckers, I got an animated voice on you bitches. Y'all been telling me forever you need to do animation you need to do cartoons and did I do it yes I did in a very very huge way that's coming out in um uh uh June of this year I play a barber from Brooklyn you know any any projects

with Pixar it's all like you can't talk about it, can't talk about it, but I'm excited about doing that. And I rounded my year off with my first appearance on Netflix stand-up where I didn't produce it and Netflix decided they wanted me to be a part of something. I don't know if you're familiar with it but there was a series that they started last year called The Degenerates

last year it had some talented comedians like Yamanika was on it Big Jay Orkison was on it Dan Sada was on it anybody remember anybody else Joey Diaz

oh yeah Joey Diaz you know the fucking cocksucker fucking he was probably talking about you know back in the 70s when I used to, guys used to. Joey got the best stories. Joey's like, I remember that time I'm watching fucking, what the fucking guy name?

Fucking Huey Heffernan. He's got these bitches in the room. Some guy comes in here and he fucking puts a line of fucking the best Columbia cocaine. He fucking, he sniffs a line off her ass and he fucks her. He sit backs. I'm telling you, that's the life I live. That's a good one. That's a good Joey, right, Joey? Yo, Joey Diaz is one of the most honest

motherfuckers you'll ever meet. Jay! What's up, son? We just had a pop-up. Not even a pop-up. Jay Moore's in the motherfucking building. Talking to a bad motherfucker right here. Hi. Jay, what's up? I know somebody said they used to fuck the motherfucking building. Talking to a bad motherfucker right here. Hi. Jay, what's up?

I know somebody said they used to fuck your brains out, son. I won't say no, I won't say any names, but Jay Moore, this is so fucking crazy. Jay, I know you're not going to be on this podcast. Can you just say hi to my folks over there? Here's a camera right here. Why can't I be on the podcast? Alright, you be on the podcast.

I'm not getting on my knees. No disrespect. We say no homo when we say that. Alright, J. Moore. Cam, this is the weirdest shit ever. I gotta get on my knees? Let me take my backpack off. I look like Mos Def. I met you. Nothing on that? No, no. Mos Def?

It's Yassine Bay. This is the most better shit ever. Jay motherfucking Moore. Jay Moore needs no intro. This is my sixth podcast. This is the first time. Not the first time. I just started this because I realized how much money white people was making in the podcast world.

And it wasn't a... You didn't know that? I must be a brother then, man. You don't have a podcast? Yeah, but I don't fucking make a ton of dough doing it. Do you do it all the time? I'm white. Okay, all right.

Yeah, he's consistent with it. But I remember late 90s. No, man, you know. Yeah, I know. White people are so humble about the money they make. Black people let you know quick as shit. That's why my business go broke. Nigga, I'm paying.

Y'all need anything? You guys white dudes? How you doing? Well, I'm not in a different position. New links and shit. Yeah, he got links and shit.

White people's shoes get old as fuck quick. The older they shoes look, the more money they have. But I remember,

and I know you hear an improv. I didn't even say hi. You didn't say, I don't want to say hi. But this is my

fucking first guest. It'll probably be the quickest guest. I remember. Really? Yeah, it's my first. I don't do guests.

I used to talk to myself. Is he a guest? Nah, he's a producer, and she's a producer, too. Guests don't get chairs? We didn't expect a motherfucking guest, son. Let me get my number, and let's bang some time. All right, yeah, take the number down. But I just want to say.

When we start doing guests, I got my dream guest. Nah, man, fuck your list, man. Fuck your list. All right, write it on the back. Sorry, Jay, you're not on it. That was like horror movie loud. Yo, I just got to. You actually just scared the shit out of me. Sorry, Jay, you're not on it. That was like horror movie loud. Yo, I just got to... You actually just scared the shit out of me.

Good, good. Oh, my God. I didn't expect that voice. Really, really quick. One of the dopest motherfuckers to do the stand-up. One of the dopest motherfuckers to go from stand-up to doing film, to playing serious roles, to playing funny roles. And I came up the time Jay came up.

And it was a couple of motherfuckers in New York. When they went on stage, he was like, I think I'm going'm awake next week. Jay Moore, Dave Chappelle, Jim Brewer, and Johnny and around. I was the motherfuckers.

Red Johnny and the round guy. Yo, Red Johnny. I'm telling you, this is when the Boston motherfucking comedy club was the dopest comedy club. They had the dopest fucking roster that used to work there. And if you were a bad motherfucker you worked it everybody wasn't passed at the cellar some of the people that worked at

the boston comedy club weren't past the cellar but when you talk about producing stars and motherfuckers not just motherfuckers like he has a good look we're talking about motherfucking rippers jay moore was one of the motherfuckers i never really talked to you back then because i was still coming up and y'all motherfuckers on the level where I was like, I'll be introduced to you from what I do in my career. You know what I'm saying? What I do on stage. But I never got a chance to say this, but I always had the utmost respect and appreciation about you because you were back. I always feel like you and me, like I came up to say hi to you because I'm like, oh, okay, I'm going to go say hi to you.

They told me you were upstairs. Right. Like I was just, anytime I saw you in Chappelle's show, I'm like, my man. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, we never like hung out though. The point I'm making is that in my introduction to anybody, I always wanted to be not on like, hey, look at this guy's like, you catch me on stage one day. You know what I'm saying? And you see me start to develop and you start to see me.

And that's going to my point. The way you were introduced to me from the work I did on Chappelle's show, but you knew of me, and I think that's the best way to build relationships, offer respect to somebody for their craft and what they do. But that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the Boston Comedy Club times, like 1992, 93, 94, 95. That's where I feel like I knew you. Yeah.

Like, the Chappelle's show, to me, is, some shit, right, that happened to my friend. Like, Howard. Right. But you're right. It's weird, because, like, you and I never really, like, hung out. If we did, like, I remember, like, Chappelle didn't really hang out either. No.

If we were together, it was, like, Frosty was usually there. Yeah. Kelly Ann. Well, Frosty had hair. Everybody had hair back then. You know Kelly Ann, Faye? Yeah, I remember Kelly, Faye, yeah. For Soho, Graham, right Faye? Yeah, I remember Kelly and Faye.

Soho, Graham, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She always, she fucking always has good things to say about you, bro. Kevin Hart, I remember being there for some reason. Yeah. Weren't we on the same basketball team? No, we used to go fucking play late night basketball.

Did you do that? Chelsea Piers. Yeah, Chelsea Piers. We weren't on the same back. Fucking Colin Quinn used to play. No, I didn't play with Colin. No, Patrice O'Dell used to fucking go out there and shit. What was he, a stretch mark forward? No, that was a black court.

You never was invited. I don't know if you were invited to the black court. You heard my joke? I'm sorry. I just talked to, you know, people always accuse me of talking too much. I'm 33. Too old for you. Oh, wow.

Yo! What the fuck do you mean? She's too old for you? My next wife's in third grade right now. Nigga. I didn't mean nigga, but I meant it in a good way. No, you know what I'm saying. So are you on a divorce right now?

Did you just apologize nigga away from me? Yeah, I did. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to take it away. Because sometimes, apparently, if you don't use it. Oh, yeah. My nigga. I say it on stage every show.

What? Of course I do. Does it have a beat behind it? Nigga. Oh, son! Drop a beat. Drop a beat. Drop a bomb on that.

Yo. The N-word bomb. Drop another N-word bomb. All right, no more. No more. No more. No more. No more.

No more motherfucking N-word bombs. And we got to let it just calm down. Yeah, you can't stop it. You got to calm down. If you want a cot, you can get me a chair. No, no, no, no, no. You want to get a chair? You want a chair?

You got to go to the restaurant. I want to get back to it. You said she's in third grade. Are you divorced now? I said fifth grade, I think. Did I say third? Yo, first off, it's disrespectful. If you say anything That got grade in it

You going to jail No I'm not touching her now Are you talking about In 10 years I'll be 60 right Okay What 60 year old You know On his third marriage

Marries someone his age Man I've been wanting to Fucking talk about this so long Let's talk about it Okay So here's the thing Like a 60 year old

You get a 20 year old You don't give a fuck If she can speak English Right You don't care if she Scratches her balls You don't give a fuck if she can speak English. You don't care if she scratches her balls. You don't give a fuck if she likes to listen to Blueface or any of that shit. Hootie and the Blowfish, Blueface.

I like Hootie and the Blowfish. I only want to be with you. I only want to be with you. You have so many great tunes. Come on. With a little love and some tenderness. So when you're 60, you're going to marry a 20-year-old. Right now, she's 10.

Yo, Jay, I don't know if... Why is that disgusting? It's mad. Because she's not 20 years old. I don't know. Right now she's 10. Yo, Jay, I don't know if. Why is that disgusting? Because she's not 20 years old anymore. I'm not saying I'm going to fool around with her kid. I'm saying when she's 20, right now, that's 10 years from now. You know what, Jay? Right now she's, what, in fifth grade, you were 22? No.

Come on, smarten up. Yo, Jay, I have to say. What's your name again? Javanta. Javanta. Yeah. Jay, I have to say, I had this cutie pie. She's very attractive.

Oh, my God. That's all she likes to do is say thank you. She's like the chick fucking from Ridiculousness. Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. What's up? Hee, hee, hee, hee. I know. No.

Hee, hee, hee, hee. I know you're not. I know. Hee, hee, hee, hee. I'm playing Claire right now. She's like, I don't know. No, Jay, it's something that you said. I had this conversation.

Wait, it's a podcast So why am I bending down To be on a fucking camera Because it's like Nowadays the kids Want a video podcast And the whole thing You was able to get back up

You were able to get back up Oh man that's not a good look I don't want to do that son I don't want to I just worked with Bobby Bobby What's the fuck is his name Bobby Lee And Bert Kreischer And I saw fucking I don't want to do that, son. I don't want to do that. I just worked with Bobby, uh, Bobby, uh, what's the fuck is his name?

Bobby Lee and Bert Kreischer. And I saw fucking, I saw too much of them motherfuckers for 17 hours. I never saw guys in worse shape that have to have their shirts off. No, pants off, bruh. Not just shirts. They take, they go get, they get ass naked. Where'd you go to? The soapbox? No, Bert has a new, Bert has a new show.

It's called Cabin with Bert, where he takes some of his friends and they spend the day with him out in the cabin. The way they pitched it. No, listen. This is how they pitched it to me. They pitched it to me like, you're going to hang out with your friends. You're going to go fishing. You're going to go in the woods. And when I showed up, it was like they tricked the shit out of me. All I

saw was ass and balls. And I had to let them know I am the most homophobic motherfuckers that Netflix has ever hired. I said that. White people have a different take on they have a different take on what's fun and what's not fun. White people can put

their nuts on each other's chins and be friends and be best men at their fucking weddings and shit. It was like we were just going through something. Yeah. Sit down. You said homophobic. You're not homophobic. I am. No, you're not. How are you going to tell me

if I'm homophobic or not? So you're going to explain to me... Well, first of all, the phobia is a sickness. Okay. How do you get the sickness? It's a sickness. If you have arachnophobia, you're afraid of spiders. If I get a bucket of spiders, just me talking about it right now, you'd be like, ugh, you can't even imagine.

Right. It's so bad, the doctor gives you, like, Valium in case you might see a spider one day. Right. Doctors give you fucking dope for anything. You don't go, ah, fuck, get him. Like, you know, gay, you're in show business. No, but I will tell you this. I have evolved into a different person.

Then I wouldn't be like, ah. But when I, I would say 20 years ago, 25 years ago, if I will tell you this. I have evolved into a different person. Then I wouldn't be like, ah. But when I would say 20 years ago, 25 years ago, if I see a gay person, it made me laugh. You know what I'm saying? The first thing I was like, oh, that nigga gay as a motherfucker. Little dolphin shorts. That was even a segue you could use in a black club.

You could say, this nigga gay as shit. Oh, give him a show. So does that make me have a phobia? No, you're not afraid of them. Right. You just can't imagine being gay. I haven't imagined being gay. Right.

You can't. Right. Like, I can't, I don't know what the fuck, you know. But a phobia, the homophobia is like, I don't want you to ever be lumped in with people that are fucking scumbags, like these Orange County racist assholes that are like let me tell you something. Only worse than a fucking...

I understand that. It's just not your thing. I don't want anybody to hear you say you're homophobic. No, I had to hear people they had to hear me say that after working with Bert Kreischer and Bobby Lee. But I just feel like in my community,

it's just like, I mean, they won't accuse me of being gay, but like, if I'm around motherfuckers with their dicks and their balls out all day. Well, you were at,

the camping thing is a fucking bizarre thing that happened. That's what I'm talking about. Right. Then what are you talking about? When you meet a gay guy, like, you know gay comedians.

Right. When you meet them, you don't like, oh, I gotta meet this fucking guy again. He's gay. No, no, no, no, not at all.

Because you don't give a shit. Right. So you're not homophobic. If you meet him, you don't like, oh, I got to meet this fucking guy again. He's gay. No, no, no, no, not at all. Because you don't give a shit. Right. So you're not homophobic. If you're homophobic, you are aggressively not about that. So what level, is it a level down from homophobia? You ain't on the down low, man. No, like, just like, I just, guess what I'm trying to say is, is there a certain level like, I just.

Levels of anti-gay? I just don't appreciate, like, me working with Bert Kreischer and Bobby Lee, they would do anything. They are free spirits. But it's like, it's certain things that I will and I won't do and I draw a limit. And I draw that limit because I'm saying, motherfucker, I'm not

gay. But they're not gay. I don't know, son. I don't know, son. Yo, son. I don't know, son. I don't know, son. Yo, son, I don't know, son. I don't know. My phobia was kicking in. And this is why I was nervous about Bobby Lee. He admitted to sucking three dicks in his pants, son.

He's had people put three, son. Tank, Tank, the R&B guy said that you could suck two dicks and you were just trying it out. Tank, the R&B, he was like, he's an R&B singer. I ain't even going to go there. You know, but I'm saying like when I say with Bobby Lee, like Bobby Lee, you're like, I don't, damn, I did an Asian older dude.

He's like, he said he sucked like three. Hey, God bless him. You can't God bless him. Now here's where my phobia come in. I can't, yeah, God bless sucked like three. Hey, God bless him. You can't God bless. See, now here's where my phobia come in. I can't. Yeah, God bless you sucked three dicks. You know what? You don't give a shit, though.

I don't give a fuck. It's not phobia. It's phobia. Then what the fuck term is it? That's what you're talking right now. Okay, what's the talk? That's what you're talking. That's when they're young.

They just run their mouth for anything, Jay. You know what it is, son. This is what you get. You want that adolescent kid. This is what you get. They just shout out shit out of nowhere for no reason because i know i know your family i know you have checking all these things right you're not homophobic i think i should say that around i gotta say that around bobby lee you gotta say you homophobic around bobby lee because he's trying to touch on you

and shit bro you just ain't about that i did but then if and shit, bro. You just hit him in the throat. You just ain't about that gay shit. I did. But then, if I, yo, then if I, if I hit him in his throat. You better fucking do it. No, listen, listen. If I hit him in, all right, this is how it gets crazy. I hit, okay, I know you got to leave. If I hit him in the throat as Bobby, that's one thing, right? But if he's gay and I hit him in the throat, it's a fucking hate crime. So the year I would get would turn into 10 years.

That's why I got to let the motherfucker know I'm not down with the gay shit like that and my older brother is gay son he's anybody's wondering yeah that's the definition of white privilege i don't think twice about if i hit somebody am i gonna wind up in a cell someplace yeah that's why he's like a motherfucker i'll just punch him in his fucking mouth you'll punch anybody even man if you're a brother you gotta let go hold on a minute now. Five years. I could be charged with this shit. Because a lot of black people don't know what the word imminent danger.

Imminent danger could keep a lot of black people out of prison. Because a lot of times we get in fights, especially if it's a racial situation. You don't know everything. You see a motherfucking black dude swing on a motherfucker for no reason. You know what else keeps a lot of black people out of prison? Justice. Yeah. Shit. I thought that was going to be my walk-off keeps a lot of black people out of prison? Justice. Yeah. Shit. I thought that was going to be my walk-off.

No, it is your walk-off, son. That was deep, son. But we just went from Bobby Lee sucking dick to justice. I don't know if that's it. The segue was crazy. What are you like? Are you like a little Dominican or something? What are you? I'm Trinidadian. I knew you were from another island. Why'd your voice change? You got a different voice yo they pronounce it different they

oh that's your girl no nigga i mean that's two niggas in one episode no like i consider her to be no no no no no no no but that's how you talk all right that you know what you know what that's what yeah You know what? You know what? You're absolutely right. That is how I talk. But you know it's going to be these muffled talking. You let them get away with saying it. You on Joey's podcast, Church, which I heard you talk about when I came in. That was an hour.

I didn't give a fuck where I was driving to. Yeah. It was. I love listening to that podcast. Oh, thank you. Do you know why? Because a lot of the podcasts are all over the place. But that.

And that's like. That podcast. The only people that that's like, that podcast, the only people that he's going to ever have on there is people he respects and loves. And you feel like it's all over the place, and then he always ties it together. He always ties it together. You're like, wow, what the fuck is he talking about? And then, bang, he hits it.

Yeah, and it's like, and I did a pressure. And then he's like, and then I'll tell you. Like, he's got a story. Then it was the time we were in Vietnam. And he's a great guy, man. And he's now going to have a complete podcast if he does not mispronounce somebody's goddamn name. I like what he says.

Entreprenuer. He says it odd. What? What did he say? Everyone's got words they say differently. Right. Entreprenuer instead of entrepreneur. Oh, yeah.

I don't remember how he says it, but I remember it was like, I was surprised Lee didn't go like, it's actually. Then maybe Joey would take his legs out. Have you done it? Have you done it? I'd love to. I think he's a great storyteller. He is.

And it's just that, like, you could just, whenever you hear Joey, whenever you hear him speak, whenever you hear him speak, you feel like it's a smoky room. You know what I'm saying? You feel like it's going to be a machine gun somewhere or whatever. Yo, yo, yo, I really appreciate that. This was the first unofficial

official guest. Got to love for you, man. I love you, but that's my number here. Alright. Stay away from young girls, son. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going to follow. When you leave, I'm going to talk on that. Oh, shit. Jungle fever. Reverse jungle fever. I that. Oh, shit. Jungle fever. Reverse jungle fever.

I don't respect this level of jungle fever. This is disrespectful. This level of jungle fever is what we got to get rid of. Thank you. Don't trust the white man. He's a cracker. Honky. Don't do it.

Don't do it. I don't discriminate. All right. I'll chill. I'll chill. I didn't took enough white do it alright I'll chill I'll chill I didn't took enough white chicks down I'll let you live no jersey no uh uh 212 is where the real white bitches at

yeah yeah yo anytime you get a we're not gonna talk about that you gotta keep fat girl in Jersey, who you kidding? We're not going to talk about that. He's thinking about it. You got to keep. Fat girls are further away. Fat girls are further away. No disrespect to the big love out there.

Yo, I'm not fucking with you, son. See you in jail, Jay. Jay, I'll see you in jail. No, you won't. Say hello to R. Kelly. Straight up, I'm in a much different part of the jail than you. I know you will. Minimum security is shit.

I know. And get away with it. And I'm in maximum security. Oh! Too soon! You what? You going to? Oh yeah, you'll be privileged though.

No. Doesn't Peckerwoodess have a gang? Aryan Nation or some shit? Fuck yeah. Something like that. So you're going to shave your shit? I'll have that shit tattooed. I'll make it look old.

All on your neck? I had it as a baby. But then when they remember you from your stand-up, he's lying like a motherfucker, man. I don't think you can pull it off, man. I'd have. That's the only way to be alive. You will, because you got a psychotic trait, too,

so you'll be good in jail you do yeah you got that buff don't fuck with him this is my book son i wrote a book together this is a book i wrote yeah this is bootleg we can say whatever if they can't hear it they can't hear it they see it it's all good yeah i book. I'm shouting because you guys are shouting. Oh, that's because I'm black. I just wake up shouting. I didn't know you had this.

Yeah, my son? Yeah, I got a son. He's four years old. Oh, yeah. You wrote a book, dummy. Yeah, I did write a book. It's been a process for a while, but I'm excited about it. I didn't know if you knew that I had a young son because I had no kids for years where

everybody else was just dropping. Huh? I just assumed you had a couple kids. I know. That's couple kids. I know. That's the point. I ain't been talking. What do you mean you go wrong? Oh, no, son.

That's why I don't have no kids, son. I strap up, son. Never. Never. I'm a strapper, son. Never. You never strap up? I'm going to get AIDS twice.

It's so hard to say goodbye. He said twice. That's hilarious, son. He said twice. That's hilarious, son. He said twice. The stigma is dead. The stigma is dead. Jay Moore, everybody. This is the second.

Yo, Jay Moore, Jay Moore, Jay Moore. Can you drop a bomb for Jay Moore? That was kind of dope. Out of nowhere. That was. Cool guy. We had an opportunity to find out how much Jay Moore is a pervert

but I understood he was saying and I wasn't able to finish what I was saying but he makes a point if you know someone that's married especially on man's side you know

when men when they get that first divorce them years they chop that shit in half a motherfucker's 45 46 he's going through his divorce his kids are damn near grown i don't know too many cases where that dude is gonna get somebody his same age and i'm'm not like talking against, you know, dating someone or marry someone that close to your age. Like in my case, people said, Donnell, why don't you date your age? I'm like, do you know what I get with a woman my age?

My age? with a woman my age my age this age you know what I get she's gonna have three kids off top you're lucky if they all have the same dad this is no disrespect this is the reality of it

three kids one of them little niggas is gonna be locked up Lucky if they all have the same dad. This is no disrespect. This is the reality of it. Three kids. One of them little niggas is going to be locked up. One of them little niggas ain't going to like you. And one of them little niggas you're going to smoke weed with. Now, if I grow old with a bitch, and when I say bitch, I mean in the most positive, most respectful way I can say it. I don't mean like stink bitch, like the way my father I say bitch I mean in the most positive most respectful way I can say it I don't mean like stink bitch like you know the way my father would say it

if I grow old with a bitch that's one thing but I'm not going to start over brand new with an old bitch I'm sorry fellas guys girls whoever's listening to this that's just not going to happen take Take it for what it's worth. Jay Moore said it.

He said it in a very perverted way. He said it in a way where he'd probably get locked up, but that's just the case. But you can't take it too far. In the case of R. Kelly, R. Kelly's attraction to younger women took it too far. Took it too far. And I don't want to be a spoiler to America or anybody that's listening to this,

but history has proven that men like young bitches. I'm not saying illegal, but they do. And everybody that's listening to this podcast or watching me right now, and some guys, if you be honest with yourself, and especially, and I'm not making an excuse and I'm not saying I'm down with anything, but every one of us probably been in a situation when you cruise and just looking just sightseeing seeing just window shopping and you see a chick especially in atlanta where them r kelly live them thick ones they built different they built like horses and I know people gonna be like

this yeah but what about her mind if you're driving down the street you don't see the bitch mind you see her behind and you like oh shit I'm about to go in cuz you don't know nothing about her mental or anything. You just see body. And men are attracted to, their physical traits are the first thing that attract you to somebody. And you pull up, you're like, oh shit. And she turn around.

And she look you in your face. And she got braces with rubber bands around them. Mouth looking like Tekashi69, a motherfucker that have any heart, any soul, is gonna be like, you get caught up, and you gonna be like this, whoa, nah, nigga, let me get the fuck out of here. And you say this, I've said this,

bitch, I ain't going to jail fucking with that bitch. You'll say that. But then, you got the chesters the molesters that that ain't enough they will look at her and this is how and this is women some young women take note to this they try to bait you they're gonna throw the line out there. They see your youthfulness. They see that they can look in your face and tell that they could probably control your mind. And they'll throw the tester question. What's up, little girl?

And the minute she say, look, the minute, this is what a Chester, this is what a Chester know he's got a hook in one. The minute she say, little girl, I ain't no little girl. I'm grown. A Chester is like, oh, oh, got her.

It's like fishing. You put that bait out there and it's boring for a while then you're like I ain't gonna never catch it oh oh oh I got this bitch what's your shoe size what size you wear how your mama doing

y'all need anything y'all got food in there what do you want to do with your life? You thought about singing? You thought about acting? You thought about any of those things? And that's the hook. And that's the hook that's going to catch a young bitch. And usually these chesters These Chesters and these Molesters, and I'll say R. Kelly being one, they target young women with issues. They target women with troubled souls. R. Kelly knew what type of bitches to go to.

He knew. He knew. If you look at it on average, they're not justifying anything. And people like, you're shaming and all that shit. But he knew in most of those cases, it was young women that had trouble at home. It was young women that probably didn't feel like they were being heard at home. It was young women whose fathers probably were in prison. It was a lot of things that contribute to a woman getting caught out there like that and by no means or i'm saying anything that r kelly did was right and was horrible was disgusting

but he's a sick person and as much as they got a new documentary uh this shit ain't even new so i haven't r kelly too basically it's called Surviving R. Kelly again. I'm like, you bitches still going to the studio? So how do you feel about the Azriel, the girls that were fighting, his two girlfriends most recently? I think that whatever spell he had on them and however he had them brainwashed, it started to wear out. I think they were talking about one of them was like,

we're living a lie, we're living this. I think first off, you know what I'm saying, these chicks probably, I don't know, were talking about one of them was like you know we're living a lie we're living this I think first off you know what I'm saying these chicks probably I don't know what do they say whip appeal I don't know what that nigga doing what you know is that all you I don't know what's going on but they get mesmerized by but I think that that was something that was going to happen

eventually you know I mean like he probably had them under his spell he probably still was controlling them. But more than likely, deep down inside, they probably didn't feel comfortable about it. You know, and as much as you want to play that I got two girlfriends at the same time shit, eventually, one of them chicks is going to be upset.

They're going to feel jealous. They're going to feel jealousy. They're going to feel a lot of things, and it's going to blow up. And it's unfortunate all the way around. And the reason why I say it's unfortunate all the way around is because when things like this happen to people that we respect, you know what I'm saying? It's like nobody's supportive of R. Kelly.

Nobody is supportive of the things that they accused Bill Cosby of. But you just feel let down. You feel hurt. You know what I'm saying? Because my generation, R. Kelly was like the Michael Jackson of the hood. You know what I'm saying? And it's like, okay, we know that he's an evil person, but it's just hard to take away from some of the memories that he created

through his music. You know what I mean? At one point when everybody was hiding the stuff that r kelly was doing he was one of the biggest stars like in the world and not just in the hood but corporations like you couldn't go to a graduation without hearing i believe i could fly you know i'm saying i wish you know i'm saying i'm talking about r kelly had thug niggas crying, calling each other after they heard an R. Kelly song. And we was supposed to grow up together, my nigga.

And we was supposed to get this money together, my nigga. And we was going to pee on these bitches together, my nigga. And he was like, nah, nigga, I ain't peeing on no bitches. We can get this money together. But he represented something, especially in the black community. I have a brother that, you know the black community I have a brother everybody knows I have a brother a gay brother, that ain't his first name

like gay brother but it's so funny because anytime I have anything to do with the gay community I always consult with him before I go crazy just to get a better understanding but I told him, I asked him how do you feel about the R. Kelly stuff he was like man ah it's fucked, it's fucked up.

It's fucked up. I'm just doing his voice. It's fucked up. He said, but let me tell you one thing. He said, I would never stop stepping in the name of love. I was like, and there's your answer. Nobody, just because anybody, people like, are you defending R. Kelly?

No, but it's kind of hard for you not to want to defend his catalog, defend what he did in regards to his career. And as much as people want to dog him, he's a sinister person, the motherfucker employed a lot of people for a long time. And some of those people that he employed were people that was hiding and covering

for some of the things he was doing so if people want to address the R. Kelly situation it's not just R. Kelly it's not just R. Kelly it's Chester the Molester it's Chester the Molester it's Chester the Molester every neighborhood has a Chester

but how do you get rid of that motherfucker I mean I'm old school motherfuckers used to beat the shit out of the motherfuckers motherfuckers didn't take payoffs you know motherfuckers don't go with it and that's if you really want to if you want to go with R. Kelly

you want to talk about R. Kelly you need to talk about all the Chesters. There's a lot of them out there. R. Kelly goes to GFWF. Whatever, you still got to protect your niece. You still got to protect your sister. You still got to do that shit. So, you know, that's my thought on it.

But it's very interesting because I remember the first documentary okay the second one I'm like somebody's exploiting and someone's getting exploited alright Dream Hampton or whoever did it whatever we get it like it's the same story it's been the same

motherfucking story for 25 years you just talking about assassinating your character his character is completely dead and that's a self-inflicted wound but let the courts play it out now don't you don't got to try the motherfucking court of public opinion because people have already let you know how they feel about it so let this this shit play out. And now it's like, all right, it's like overkill, and it's going to fuck up because these stories are going to start getting shaky. The more people start talking, the more people talk to him like, wait a minute.

Okay, maybe that one. This is the worst part about it. Maybe that one, but I don't believe that one. I believe that one, but I don't know about that one. And that's when it gets fucked up. When a woman comes to you and say they've been disrespected or violated, that you have to second guess it.

That you have to say, yeah, but remember the last time? And that's the sad part about that whole situation. And Harvey Weinstein's going to pay. Times have changed. Times have changed. Times have changed. And things need to happen before you start change. The Me Too movement had to happen.

It had to happen because men would continue to do the things that they think are normal. And it's not normal. And I'm a person guilty. Not of ever. I don't know why you shake your head like that. I don't know why you shake your head like that, bitch. No, I'm what I'll just say.

I'm one I'll just say I'm one of okay power money and power are the two things a man feels like

they can get pussy with first you get the money then you get Feels like they can get pussy with. First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the bitch. The respect. The respect. Oh, God.

I can't stand it. Yo, yo. First you get the money, get the power. Oh, I'm going to do it with the respect. It's going to be a bitch with the respect you know that's what it is that's one of the reasons men don't want

a lot of money and a lot of power to feed their ego they want it to be able to get pussy big fancy cars man don't give a fuck but if that's gonna be

something that can get somebody attracted they're gonna do it success is another thing that's attractive to be something that can get somebody attracted to me, they're going to do it. Success is another thing that's attractive to women. Money is attractive to women. Power is attractive to women. But with that said, you can't take advantage of it.

And I know that men have taken advantage of it. I've taken advantage of it. Not forcibly or anything. I'm like, I attracted to you. You're attracted to me. I have an opportunity for you. Can I get a little bit? A little bit.

I'm not going to take it. I'm going to ask you for it. I want this to help. I make $10 an hour down there. I want to get a raise of $15 an hour. Okay. Can I give a little bit? Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. That's just the reality. I'm being honest. That's the reality of it. Did I ever take some pussy? No. I never had that situation. What are you doing? But I've laid the foundation down for you to say,

maybe a little bit. And the best thing about the Me Too movement is that that little bit can give you a lot of bit of time in motherfucking jail. That's the reality of it. It's a barbaric way of thinking. It's an old school way of thinking. But things have to happen to evoke change. If it wasn't for the Me Too bitch that got violated who started it,

you know what I'm saying, it set it off. Something has to set it off. And it has to set it off and it has to have to happen like in your face BAM we ain't got time to just figure it out this is wrong this is wrong this wrong and did a lot of a lot of good people got caught up in the whole me too shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, they got caught up in it in a way like, like, all the Me Too's ain't the same.

They just like, where are we gonna put these Me Too's? Put them all over there in one basket. All of them, as one person was stupid. There was one person that was a director of this film or whatever that said, I'm gonna give you a role, and then if, you know, we can get something popping it's some it's someone's that got caught up in it that wasn't just straight up sinister suck this dick you get the part you know certain things that were um implied and that's the reality of it and the thing that gets the movement so messed up is when you try to lump

all of them into one thing they They're not all the same. Every case is different. Every case is different. I remember a time, this is how old school I am. I remember a time when jerking off in front of a chick was considered safe sex. That's how old school I am. I didn't touch you. You didn't touch me.

You know, I got the pop off. I feel good. Hey, what are we doing next you know but now rightfully so that shit is all fucked up and again i'm talking from i'm talking from this is not this donnell is not today donnell this is 24 years in the entertainment, Donnell. This is the Donnell, that's the Donnell in high school. Man, when I was growing up, if Me Too was out and popping when I was in high school, half of my senior class would be locked up right now. And they'd be like, what you here for?

Me Too, Me Too, nigga. You did what? Me too. But something has to happen. Bill Cosby being arrested had to happen. Whatever your side is on that, whether you think he did it or you think he didn't do it, people can, there's two sides. Like, you're stupid if you don't think he did it. Then there's other sides like this.

You're stupid if you think he did it. You know, fuck what side it is. That has to happen for people to have more awareness. Harvey Weinstein has to happen for people to have more awareness. Terry Crews' situation

had to happen for people to say, nigga, why you ain't punched that motherfucker in his face for grabbing your dick? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Which camera is it to Terry? It would be that one, Terry. Man, no disrespect. I love you, man. I love you, man. I respect what you've done for yourself and your family. And I know you went through this with DL and everything about, yeah, that's a crazy way of thinking.

I had to protect my career, whatever. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, whatever. Here's my thoughts on that. A nigga got no time to grab my dick. Not one time, not two time, not three time. And for somebody to roll up and you, like, he grabbed my joint. And I was like, whoa! Like, I don't know how you grew up.

I don't know if you grew up around white dudes like Burt Kreiser and Asian crazy motherfuckers like Bobby Lee. But I'm telling you, Brooklyn all day, ride or die, Brownsville never ran, never will. Grab a nigga dick in Brooklyn and watch what happens, son. That nigga ain't thinking about his career. He ain't thinking about niggas. He going to get at you.

That's the first time. The second time and then, I had to get my thoughts together and I, I wouldn't talk to my wife. I ain't talking to my wife. You know when I'm gonna talk to my wife? Is when I call her to tell her to bring the money for bail. Cause this nigga getting laid out.

Two dick grabs, two dick grabs. Grab my dick once, shame on me. Grab my dick twice, shame on you son what the fuck and I'm not gonna go home and ponder it I'm not gonna be driving down the street like wow something really weird happened today

no you're gonna hear we have a collect call from Don Air Rollins will you accept baby you okay grab my dick twice twice twice Don Air Rollins. Will you accept? Baby, you okay? Nigga grabbed my dick twice. Twice. Twice.

Hanadoo. That's in Korea. Hanadoo. Hanadoo set net tasa. Hanadoo set net tasa. If nigga grab your dick tasa times, you Bobby Lee. You gay.

They only call it gay no more. They call it fluent. Is that the new term? Could you explain what that is to me? My understanding of fluid is that there's no defined place and destination which you would explore sexually. Oh, that's cool. It's whatever. Yeah, it's whatever.

It's whatever. It's whatever. It's whatever. Well, we do it. So it's a new way to say bisexual. It's whatever. It's whatever. It's whatever. It's whatever. What we doing? So it's a new way to say bisexual. It's whatever. We good. Ain't no bitches in there.

It's good. It's whatever. You have fun at every party. Yo, it's the sausage party. Oh, it's whatever. It's bad pussy. Let's go. It's whatever.

Okay, fluent. That's the name of it? Yes. They just rebranding. They just rebranded being bisexual bisexual is cool as shit on women men not so much yeah but still bisexuality defines it fluidity there's no definition for it so do people judge you if you're if you were a fluid motherfucker fluidity in this town no oh nigga let's take let's go to the real world. No, let's go. LA, you're going to get fluidity, asexual, bisexual, LBCD,

all the letters in California. Would people respect fluidity in the Midwest? I think in the Midwest, the younger generation, they're more open to it. Right. I think X, is it Z? What's the generation? X, Z, Y?

He don't know none of this generational shit. Okay, so yeah, the generation below my generation coming up under me, I think they're more open to it, and they're more exploratory in that world. Whereas the old heads, including myself, I can't. Oh, I thought you was, I'm so allergic to that word. I know, you said the old heads, and I was looking at this paper. I was like, bitch, you better not be pointing at me.

I'm sick of them. Yo, I'm sick of motherfuckers calling me an O-Hand. You an O-Hand. I'm an O-Hand, but I still would knock a motherfucker out. Goddamn George Foreman. I mean, on stage in his career. George Foreman was 50 years old when he won the heavyweight championship by the world.

So I just don't. I just don't. The O-Hand stuff, it just, I don't know. It's one of those things that you're going to have to come to terms with it sooner or later, you know what I'm saying? But you want to be a cool-ass old head. Yeah. You know, I like OG.

OG sounds a lot better. Old heads are sexy to me. You know what? You know what? Let me explain something to you. You're, like, younger than me, right? And old heads are sexy to younger women until they've been in a relationship for a long time with them.

At the beginning of it, young girls are always like, I like older men. I like older men. I like your little salt and pepper. I see you little silver fox. I see you. I see you. That's like the first year.

Then at the second year, I'm like, old head, old ass, nigga, old ass. You need some Geritol? Yo, they said it has happened to me, son. It has happened to me. I went from the, if I was feeling good about being old, they'd be like this, old ass, you need to go sit your old ass down somewhere.

They tell you to go sit down somewhere. And they'd be like, don't do that before you pop something. You about to pop something. A bitch trying to call you old when they keep talking. And they be like, don't do that before you pop something. You about to pop something. A bitch trying to call you old when they keep talking about pop. Bitch, I ain't popping nothing. I pop lock. What is that?

Pop lock. What is that shit? Yo, what is that? Whoa? What is that? Yeah, you hit the whoa. The whoa. Let me tell you.

Yo, y'all. Whoa. Isn't that it? Yeah, you got it. She's my my what is that choreographer yeah whoa you got a hit like this

whoa I don't give a fuck about being an old hit I give a fuck about being a dope motherfucker and that's what I was so

um again this podcast was all over the place I was so surprised Jay Moore came in and gave us his perverted history

I'm pretty sure the trolls are gonna and gave us his perverted history. I'm pretty sure the trolls are going to go crazy with his expression or the use of the N-word. You know what? To be quite honest, I didn't give a fuck. He didn't use it to hurt me. He didn't use it to disrespect me. And I know people wear their color on their shoulders and everything, and I know the history I have with him.

I know what type of person he is. It didn't mean shit for me to hear him say that. You can say whatever the fuck you want. That's how I feel. Okay, so this is the first time. I kind of like this setup. I miss Kate, too. Shout out to Kate.

The only reason, I just want to be clear, Kate is still a part of this show, but the only reason she's not here now is because she's a working comic and she's got to go get that money. We tried to do something a couple days before. My schedule was all over the place. It couldn't link up. She couldn't be here. Shout out to all the people that love,

respect Kate. I'm the same person, but you know this game. This show must go on. And I wanted to use this show as an opportunity to get in touch with my fans and talk to my fans.

And earlier, I sent out a blast just because people always say, Don Hill, we want to hear more stories from you. You got a million stories, but a lot of times I forget them and don't know how to bring it in. Javanta, you got

in my IG and some DMs of some questions. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm just getting over cold. I know y'all be likeall like oh that nigga was doing coke all night it's so fucking cold i have some questions why do you have to do that voice can we get like can you do more of like a reporter voice i have jay moore got you excited like a motherfucker because i know you like that white chocolate sometimes anyway good i ain't picky um so you have a question uh the first one is what is your

joke making process and do you think of the joke and then try it on your friends what's your process i don't have a process my process is living life you know i'm saying i think if you're out and about if you're out you meet with people you're socializing some people don't do that some people are really technical my thing is like just live life because you hang around with somebody and you know how you hang around somebody's funny and you gotta say something funny then somebody's like oh man that could be a joke so normally i just try to experience and enjoy life and then funny moments and funny things that happen then i recreate it and then i'll recreate it um i'll recreate it i'll recreate it on stage that That's my process.

And usually if I think something funny, I'm like, nine times out of ten, it's going to be funny on stage. But when I first started, when I first started doing comedy without doing a lot of comedy clubs or whatever, I would, like, if I had an idea or a premise for something funny, I would call my friends at work

and I used to always call motherfuckers in their cubicles right and I would just I wouldn't tell them it's a joke I would have the conversation and then it would be so natural be like oh shit man used to think about doing that as a joke and I'm like bingo

so I used to try it on pretty much anybody was if you pick up the phone I'm working my material got another one this is Q&A oh you know what can I get can I do a corny intro for the Q&A

yeah that's right ladies and gentlemen. This is the Don Air Rollins show, but this is something different. This is where I give you a chance to come in my world, ask questions. Some I will answer and some I'll tell you to get the fuck out of my face. But more importantly, I'm in my DM. You're in my DM. And I'm going to answer those questions.

I want to say caller, but we don't have a goddamn caller. We have a Bluetooth. We could call somebody. But this is the part of the show where I answer the questions you as a listener, you as a troll, and you as an asshole want to ask. This is for those people that are driving to work, watching this or listening to this podcast. This is for those people that are in the barbershop. This is that corny intro beat that you get, but you use it in your favor.

Don't forget to join us down at the Ford Motor Company. We're going to be giving away frisbees and hot dogs to 12 o'clock. Kids get to ride the moon bounce. That's the radio voice. Kids get to ride the moon bounce for free until 3 o'clock. Come on down and tell them the Donair Rawlings show sent ya. This is Donair Rawlings, and this section is the Q&A.

Go. Hey. This question is from Iwannabefunnyforaliving through your DMs. Do you think humans have free will? Yeah, a human has free will. If you're thinking about doing comedy, if that's your premise of your first joke,

get the fuck out of here. Next question, please. That is his Instagram name. What is it? His Instagram name is Iwannabefunnyforaliving. That's his at. Yeah, Iwannabefunnyforaliving. Just go do it if you want to be.

So is he trying to be funny for a living? I don't know. Maybe he's an aspiring stand-up. So what's the question again? Because I just hated his name. Do you think humans have free will? I think that's a good question. Yes, a human has free will, as much of it as you want to take.

You know what I'm saying? Humans are free to do whatever they want to do. You have free will, but you also understand with all your actions, there will be repercussions. So you have free will to do whatever you want to do, but it could be repercussions to that. Bobby Lee has a free will to walk

around with his dick out, but you take that shit in Brooklyn, you get your ass whooped. There's your free will. Facts. Here's another one from Eddie underscore skills. Will you and Heather B have a public cook-off? First off, what's his name? Eddie underscore skills. First off, Eddie underscore skills, I don't know what side you riding with,

but I don't respect shitizens. And when I say shitizens, Sway in the morning, they have a group of people that follow them that love him they're the beehive they're the uh unicorns of the morning show uh genre and they call them citizens i call them citizens because i don't like them because they're always trying to they well not always they support support Heather B and that bullshit food she cooks. Her Instagram is filled up with the same goddamn type of fish. Whiting, trout, snapper, same shit.

She used the same seasons. She don't want to battle with me. I think that we are eventually going to come together, and we're going to, once and for all, we're going to have a cook-off, and I'm going to once and for all we're going to have a cook-off and i'm going to smash you know as heather b the rap legend the dope person i know as hater b so if that answers your questions shitizens i'll be fucking heather b up in the kitchen real soon. We got another one. What has been your craziest experience

on stage while doing stand-up? The craziest experience I think I've ever had on stage while doing stand-up I was in Brooklyn, New York. I was probably two years removed from Washington, D.C. and I was on stage and there was this guy from the Bronx that kept on yelling, BX, baby, BX.

I was like, yeah, but Brooklyn. Because in New York, when you yell out acronyms, you only can say it one or two times before it's a fight. So this dude kept on going back and forth. He was heckling me, and then he started talking shit. And he kept talking shit, and then he approached the stage. And this is when I got my hood stripes in Brooklyn. He tried to come on stage and hit me, and I punched, I had the mic in my hand.

I punched him in the face twice with the mic in my hand. People came between us. I never let the mic go. So I beat his ass, and kept, I was commentating my shit as it went down. Bitch ass nigga.

Bloop, bloop. It was like, bitch ass nigga. Bitch ass nigga. And I never, this is what I was proud about, I never dropped the microphone I never dropped the microphone and I continued the motherfucking show and it was this dude

that was a really well known street dude Mayo God damn it. I can't remember his name. Mateo. He was like. He told me.

He saw me some months later. He was like. Your son. Word to mother. Word to everything. On some real shit. When a Brooklyn dude tell you that. Word to everything on some real shit.

When I started fucking with you son. That shit. When you fucked the nigga up off the stage was the most gangster shit and that's when i felt like i was knighted that's when brooklyn was like this we fucked with him and that's why i got so much history with brooklyn because brooklyn remembered me basically a year after being an open mic to doing work in the poetry scene when I couldn't get on stage. But Brooklyn was the bro that took me in when I first moved out. Always will love Brooklyn. People are like, you from D.C., you from Alexandria.

I'm like, Brooklyn is in my heart. Brooklyn is in my soul. 14 years living here, how could it not be? No more questions? I only got two fans? Okay, this is a good one. At the end of your life, what do you want to be known for? And what are three adjectives

do you want people to say at your funeral? Ashy. I'm making these adjectives. Funny. Dope. You can use it as an adjective. But what I want people to think or remember about me

when I'm not here anymore is that he was a dude that constantly wanted to inspire people to appreciate and enjoy life. And the way he did that, or the way he tried to do it, was through his comedy. That's that.

That's an answer. In fact, it's no such thing as a good answer or not. It's like how I want to answer it. That's a beautiful answer, and I agree with that. And that's how I feel. Yep. I love you. I love you too.

So, at the beginning of this podcast, I had an idea of what I wanted to say. It just went in so many different directions, but it was very, very, very dope. And it basically embodied what the Donnelly Rawlings show is. It's off the cuff.

Anything could happen at any time. Be prepared for it. Be in the moment. This is episode whatever it is. But I'm telling y'all, man, I'm really, really enjoying doing this. I had a conversation with Joe Rogan for 45 minutes, and the things that kept sticking out to me is like, Donnell, just have fun with it.

Just have fun with it and do you. He was like, have fun with it and do you. So with that said, I'm going to continue to have fun with it and do you. He was like, have fun with it and do you. So with that said, I'm going to continue to have fun with it, and I'm going to do me. This is the Donnie R. Rawlings Show. I love y'all. Make sure you check out The Degenerates. Make sure you get tickets to the Martin Lloyd's Lit as Fuck for a comic from D.C.

That's a bucket list thing to do. In June, Soul will be coming out go to DonairRollins.com I got merchandise there I got a list of my dates and more importantly man I'm going to take this podcast shit to the next level thanks for listening

and I know we start off kind of corny but can we end kind of corny I'm rich bitch you already know we start off kind of corny but can we end kind of corny? I'm rich biatch! You already know! Peace. Now that's the corn I wanted. Thank you! We see you soon, Kate. Javanta. Daria. The improv.

Everybody, let me do it one time. Ha! Thank you.