Donnell - Swimming While Black!
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Here again I sit with the breath of air.
He refused to let me quit.
Get Right is the name.
And in the sky it shines bright.
And if I could do the same, I refuse to lay down because I have a chance to rebound.
And all I want to do is show you that I can do that for me and then you too.
They call me Get Right, and that's what I call myself to do and get it right. And I do it for me and you.
Thank you. I'm trying not to interrupt you
The Donnell Rawlings Show
Live in your face
Fuck that bitch ass nigga.
You'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you.
Damn, I need some chapstick, man.
Give a clap.
Bang, bang, I shot you dead. Bang, bang,
I shot you dead. Bang, bang.
I shot you
dead. Bang, bang.
I shot you dead.
What's the next verse to that song?
Bang, bang.
Why you try to do some fucking creepy
ass white boy shit? Bang,
bang. That's what it does. It modulates.
Modulate. It goes to a different
key modulate bang bang i shot you dead so what would my part be bang bang yeah that could be i
shot man i hate when i need chapstick before the goddamn part can't start because people be watching
podcast like why are you licking his lips so much yo it, I know. And I don't want to say start over.
People will be like, why are you licking his lips so much?
Because I smoked a long time ago.
Do you need to start over?
I don't need to start over.
I never need to start over, nigga.
Why do I?
You know what the funny thing about podcasts?
You never should have to start over.
I agree.
You never should have to start over. Yeah agree. You never should have to start over.
Yeah, I agree.
And you always want to start over, son.
That's not true.
You always...
I bet you if you did a fucking...
I bet you if you went through the archive of footage we have,
and I guarantee you got...
You'd start over.
You'd start over.
Thank you, Ricardo.
I mean, if you want to start over,
if you wanted to start over... I never said I wanted to start over, dear. I would start over thank you ricardo i mean if you want to start over if you wanted to start i
never said i wanted to start over dear i would start over i never said i wanted to start over
dear i still have my mask on and everything man what's going on you don't trust me yet nigga
no i mean we're not no i fucked that's been like a year sir you don't ever want to have your face
out around me sir is that what it is sir or you just ashamed of your looks what is it you don't ever want to have your face out around me, son? Is that what it is, son?
Or are you just ashamed of your looks?
What is it?
You don't want people to get to connect with you?
I'm ashamed of my looks.
I saw your other little podcast you're doing, too, son.
All right.
I saw your other little podcast.
I was like, you fly as shit.
Kill Tony?
How many you got?
Got a few.
That DP joint you do.
DP joint?
It's something with an acronym.
You got a podcast you're doing?
17th and Cap?
Yeah, that shit. Yeah.
I was like, this nigga trying to leave, son.
Nah, I'm just doing my own little side project.
Is this the exit strategy?
How do I
say goodbye?
That's so fucked up, son.
No, wait a minute. I missed four weeks
of podcasting and then you just
said, fuck this, I'm out of here.
You was like, I'm going just said, fuck this, I'm out of here. He was like,
I'm going to take these good looks
and I'm going to go somewhere else with them, son.
I'm just doing my thing, you know.
It's a good thing to do your thing.
Everybody should do their thing. Bang, bang.
You know what my thing is starting to be?
It's so weird
because I don't know
how to tell my black friends.
White shit.
Is that your shit?
No, no, no.
It's so weird because there's a lot of things I want to do,
but I don't really know how to break it to my black friends, you know?
What are they?
What are their things?
No, I mean, it's just like adventurous shit.
Yeah.
You know, like if my man 40, right?
Yeah.
This my dude.
If I were, my man 40.
Describe 40.
Like why would you?
40 is my man.
I've been doing 40 over 25 years.
Yeah.
He like, and every, I guess, crew or relationship you have,
you have one nigga that's your nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
You stand to multiple people, but it's like one man's.
Right?
Like, usually when you see him, you see me, you see him.
Right.
It's your man's. But I mean, why can't you tell him. Right. It's your mans.
But I mean, why can't you tell him about adventurous shit?
What's he going to do?
We Brooklyn all day, son.
What are you going to do?
It all depends on what I talk to him about.
A certain shit, he'll be like, yo, word.
And then a certain shit, fuck out of here, nigga.
A motherfucker tell you straight up, nigga, I'm good. Right?
Yo, when you hear a black person say I'm good that means they're not
fucking with it
I'm a hell with it
black person say I'm good nah
I'm aight they not
fucking with it and it's not too often
that 40 won't fuck with their shit
the last time he said he was good he was aight
I said son you to get the vaccine?
That nigga said, nah.
He said, nah, I'm good.
I'm all right.
You know, certain shit.
Like, if I call 40, I can't be like, son, we should skydive.
Right.
Couldn't do that.
He would be all right with that?
He'd say nah?
I will say he's become a lot more
adventurous being around you though right 100 yeah because i'll be bullying them into doing
adventure that's how you do it yeah i'm like you scared to eat sushi
yo you'll understand sir brownsville never ran, never will.
This a Brooklyn nigga, son.
I'm telling you, tough.
The toughest shit to do is get a nigga to eat sushi, son.
To get a street nigga to eat sushi?
They'll tell you straight up, son, nah.
Nah, I'm good.
I don't fuck with that.
That nigga fuck with the white boys. That nigga eating raw fish. They don't fuck with that that nigga fuck with the white boys
that nigga eating raw fish they don't even cook that shit son because when you introduce niggas
to sushi you can't just introduce them to sashimi oh you gotta take it slow you can't do like
sashimi you can't do like yellowtail you can't do salmon belly you can't do halibut cheeks you know i'm saying don't even try
to fuck with a ceviche nigga that's like calling nigga gay you like you want some ceviche like i
don't suck dick son right i introduced i introduced 40 last year i introduced 40 to sushi but we
introduced some motherfucker from the streets to sushi you you got to start. You know. I know you ain't going to.
You got to be totally honest, right?
Dear, you got to be totally honest, right?
All right.
If you was to think of it was some, like, some nigga sushi.
Right?
I mean, all right.
I'm not.
I'll roll with it.
I'll roll with it.
I'm just saying Whatever your definition is
You can't use it
We already understand that
But for the purpose of this conversation
If you was to think of
I mean if you had to take a guess
Some nigga sushi
What do you think it would be?
No I'm just saying
I'm not saying that you use the word or anything
But like
I can write one down right now
I can write one down
I ain't gonna tell you
You know
What is it
C
C
C
C
California California roll
Yes
I thought you were trying to get me to say a style of food
No
In the world of sushi son
In the world of sushi
Avocado roll I guess
What
California roll
He said avocado roll
Avocado roll That's just like for black people what I'm California roll you said avocado roll avocado roll nigga that's
just like for black people avocado it's like raw fish nigga nigga yo that nigga
gay side of niggas already eat avocado toast try to get a nigga to eat avocado
toast nigga they go start looking at you sideways son
I'm telling you
California roll what is that?
That's crab
It's a fucking salad rolled up really
It's a shrimp
I think it's shrimp and avocado
Nah I don't even think of California roll
It's shrimp
It's imitation crab
Yeah it's
Yeah it's like imitation crab
Which means cooked fish
Cooked fish yeah
You know what I'm saying
You might.
That's how you introduce it to black people.
You got to start with a California roll, and then they got a motherfucker.
This is what niggas like, too.
Tempura.
Yeah, tempura.
I know I'm probably saying tempura, because that shit fried.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Then you can get like.
You can't see the insides of it.
You can't see the insides of it.
And then another one would be like anything shrimp.
Fried shrimp. Fried Fried shrimp What else anything
Lobster
What about seaweed salad
Nah
Nah seaweed salad
Only way you get
Especially the real one
No this is how you get street niggas
Just how you get street niggas to try
Like a different like seaweed salad Whatever just how you get street niggas to try um like a different like
sea we sell whatever just what you gotta tell them you could tell them you could tell them like it's
full with all all type of good vitamins and shit they'd be like i don't fuck with that
it's it's like a toxin i don't fuck with that but if you say and this shit gets your dick hard right
you can say anything you can say fucking uh autumn leaves yo i don't fuck with autumn leaves that
shit gets your dick hard sir wait like this is why sea moss is unpopular anything in like the
ocean anything with seaweed motherfuckers think like it's a you know what i'm saying it's something
that you know get you get you excited but one of the I introduced, that was one of the first things,
there was a cultural shift that I introduced
in 1942. It was sushi.
And now, he'll fuck with
that nigga that graduated.
You took him kayaking on the river, I know that.
Yeah, but he graduated now. He fucking with
Pokey Bowls.
Pokey Bowls is a whole different level, son.
I don't even know what that is.
You know what Pokey Bowls is?
Pokey is not exclusive to just tuna, is it?
It is, right?
Is it Korean or Japanese?
For the most part.
It's preparation.
A poke bowl, basically, it's like, if you want to say, chunks of sashimi.
Oh, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
It's raw.
It's in its rawest form.
It is always skewed up.
And then they had different type of marinades.
That's what they usually change up on it.
It'll be like a sesame, a ginger, soy ginger joint.
But it's just raw fish.
Can't get niggas to eat raw fish like that, son.
Niggas will be like, that shit ain't cooked enough for me.
So what are you trying to do that you said you wanted to do some adventurous shit,
but you didn't know how to break it to them?
What are you trying to do?
No, I just want to start doing more adventurous shit.
Yeah.
I want somebody to do it.
I'm hyped do it.
I'm hyped on it.
For the most part, most motherfuckers I know from the streets,
the most adventurous shit is going swimming.
That's the most, in a swimming pool or in the ocean?
Close to the edge, nigga.
Yo, niggas don't close to the edge, son.
Yo, I'm telling you, if you think I'm wrong just
next time you go to like a pool party
Los Angeles anywhere right
see how many niggas is by the edge
right
and see how many motherfuckers
is in the pool
white boys in the pool black people on the edge
black people on the edge
the edges always be filled with black people
said they would not fuck with the inside of that pool i'm telling you this is what i'm talking
about you see black people at a joint said all you see is this oh feet in the water no just feet
they don't look they splashing and shit so that all you're going to get is straight fucking edges. Railings.
And I'm going to tell you.
I got to tell you this story.
This is a funny story because I was talking about my man 40.
I love this nigga.
He knew these was coming.
He knew these was coming.
I got mad at these.
So we go to the public.
You listening to me?
We go to Dominican Republic, right right it was his first time there and I think it
was like my man just came home I probably just came home so when niggas
just come home they want to do all that shit especially with nigga this is the
dope shit I remember when he came home and I used to tell him shit like,
yo, son, you got to get a passport.
You got to get a passport.
Yo, where's the mom?
Nigga, fuck that.
I don't need that for what, son?
You got to be a passport.
Why, son?
I said, this is my thought.
He was like, I was like, why you need a passport?
I'm like this.
This is my thought.
I'm like, nigga, he was just locked up.
Don't continue to be locked up and that's what not having a passport means you're in prison in america you can find to
the united states you can't go yo you like that that's really locked up like people like
and i just and i'm like this this is. This is what I was telling him.
The importance of having a passport.
Like even if this is how I feel
people always try to make the excuse
well everything is expensive.
You can't do this.
And this shit is so frustrating Deary.
Because to create a simple good life
it don't cost a lot of money.
It don't cost a lot of money son. You gotta just be creative. It don't cost a lot of money. don't cost a lot of money son you gotta just be creative
it don't cost a lot of money and then what niggas be making an argument man how much time off a
passport cost it costs one pair of sneakers you got on one nigga yeah you know i mean there's
priorities and i get frustrated with and with him this is my nigga he a real street nigga you know
i'm saying he a real street nigga i don't know where he looks like i love this nigga this is my
brother like we fight.
You know, everybody got one of them manses.
Fuck that nigga.
Fuck that nigga.
It's whatever, nigga.
We go through all that type shit.
And then after a while, we found out it's silly.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was telling him, I was like, passport.
I was like, man, we're going to go somewhere.
Where are we going to go?
I don't know, nigga.
Some people think, like, they got to get a passport.
Like, oh, I want to go to Hawaii.
Got to get my passport.
No, you got to get your driver's license, nigga.
I don't think it's like that anymore.
But I was just explaining to them the importance of just having the flexibility to do that.
And then the nigga got his passport.
Son, word to mother, son, I got my shit, son.
I know this may sound crazy to you but in the hood and this is the type of things that I would love to change yeah in the hood
there's so many people that don't have a passport oh man it's crazy and I think that that is a very
important document just for the mental state of saying that I could go wherever
I want another thing people understand that travel isn't really that expensive
I'm sick of motherfuckers dearie always talking about what that's easy for you
to say cuz you got money that's what rich people say. The shit, the most shit I'd like to do,
the average nigga can afford.
Definitely.
Definitely.
It's not crazy.
If you go to Costa Rica,
the flights might be a little bit expensive,
but once you get there,
a breakfast is like 65 cents.
Right.
But it's the whole thing. A hotel is $6 a night or something like that.
And the whole thing with me is like,
and I think this is what is starting to take over me
in regard to adventure and travel and stuff like that.
I really want to inspire people to travel.
You know, because you get so open
when you go outside of what your fucking zone is.
When you see the other side.
You know what I'm saying?
We should do a contest and give away a trip
to Puerto Rico or Costa Rica or Dominican Republic.
You know I'm going to start River Ninja Tours.
Yeah.
I'm going to start River Ninja Tours.
This is some real shit.
No, I know.
And this happened because of my experience in Yellow Spring going out on the river every day.
And some people think it was like a gimmick or whatever, but it wasn't.
It was like what I was fucking connected to.
Like, I wasn't out there fronting.
You're a changed man.
I am.
Yeah.
I'm a changed man.
I was out there just enjoying that shit.
I'm like, this shit's simple, nigga.
I just ripped some tree bark off a tree.
That shit didn't cost me nothing, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
It was just like
that. And I'm starting to rip a ninja. I mean, traveling
is free if you think about it. Traveling is
but you know what has to travel first?
Your mind. Your mind.
You got to think about it.
You got to think about it. Which is hard to do
for some people. I actually know some people
that have never been on an airplane.
Which
means I know the furthest they've ever been is like a 10-mile drive.
Down south or something like that.
I know those people.
And I'm not knocking them.
But I just want to tell those people that,
I just want to tell those people that,
yo, there's a lot to see and there's a lot to do.
And again, going back to people always want to say,
oh, it's easy to say you got say, you got money, you got money,
you got money.
Easily you say, nothing is easy for me to say.
Nothing is easy for me to say.
And I don't know if this is directly at somebody in
particular, but there's nothing people always wanna say
that's easy for you to say, it's not easy for me to say.
And then when it becomes easy for you to say it's not easy for me to say and then when it becomes easy
for me to say it's because i worked or you did something that you did so long that it felt easy
but it ain't easy for anybody to say and also there's different levels to it obviously you can
just go to a you can just go like when we were in ohio we just went two miles away to the gorge i'm just sick of niggas son son yo
yo i understand what you said i'm glad you like the camp counselor you're like the guy in over
here in the wilderness we have so so i'm like fuck that nigga y'all gotta walk faster it's like
it's like you know i'm just like trying to just lead the way and give you some guidance on this is how
shit could be done you are you know you are doing that you're doing shit it's yo you're doing
everyday man shit that is inspiring you it's changing you you're going out on the river you
know what if you know what a gimmick man it's not a gimmick, man. It's not a gimmick, but I'm going to tell you.
The funniest thing is when you, the dopest thing is when you bully inspire somebody into doing something.
That's hilarious.
I love that.
No, the bully inspiration?
I like that.
Yo, do you know what a bully inspiration?
Charlie Murphy was a comedian because of the bully inspiration.
Oh, for real?
What?
Nigga, that nigga wasn't trying to do no jokes.
He was just cool being an actor or whatever.
You got to think about it. Somebody,
your younger brother's Eddie Murphy. Right.
And then the minute you hit stage, the first thing nigga's going to say, that nigga ain't no Eddie. Right.
You know what I'm saying? I had to bully,
what is it, motivate? Yeah, bully motivation.
I had bully motivation.
I was like this, yeah, nigga, you funny
in the green room. You funny with Rick James
and them niggas, right?
But what happens when you get a mic in your hand, nigga? What happened to Gust yeah, nigga, you funny in the green room. You funny with Rick James and them niggas, right? I'm like, but what happens when you get a mic in your hand, nigga?
What happened to Gusto, nigga?
And he used to hate that because he couldn't say that.
That's the only thing he couldn't fight back with.
Yo, Charlie would be like, all right, nigga.
And one day I just did it, and he fucking finally did it.
And going back to my man's 40th.
Where was his first gig?
You were with him?
Yeah, I took him. Youth where was his first gig you were with him yeah i was i took him you took him yeah the first gig his first gig was because and i've said it's on platforms but
it's a good time to revisit the story um the chapelle show was very successful but you know
when you're doing something at the beginning like the, that's partially what Dave was upset about
or misunderstood or whatever you want to say,
you know, like then and now.
So the show was hot, but we wasn't making a lot of money,
you know what I'm saying, but we was getting fame.
And the fame wasn't for our ego, it was for our pockets.
Because you're talking about three people,
me, Bill Burr, and Charlie Murphy,
three people that was just, if you want to say,
were equivalent to ends meet in comedy.
No disrespect to Bill Burr, but you, first,
any time someone sees Bill, the first time anybody ever saw Bill Burr,
I know anybody that saw him said that that motherfucker's going to blow up.
You know what I'm saying?
It was like,
it was just one of those things like, yo,
this is where he is right now. And then
his thought process
was always bigger.
His thought process was bigger
than the Chappelle show.
Bill Burr's thought process was bigger than
the I'm Rich Bitch Tour.
A lot of people can't do this. He was
crystal clear on the direction he wanted to take. Thankful and grateful for this, but on crystal clear, I'm Rich Bitch Tour. A lot of people can't do this. He was crystal clear on the direction he wanted to take.
Thankful and grateful for this, but I'm crystal clear.
I'm going to be there.
You know?
And Charlie was a thing.
It was bully motivation.
And when he did it, it was just, it was like super electric.
Not that his skill set was like the best,
but it was just super electric that people could actually be in a space
where they could breathe around him after seeing him in sketches.
You know what I'm saying?
It was just like, oh, shit.
It was like the phenom of Charlie Murphy was Charlie Murphy.
I mean, everything was Charlie Murphy.
I remember I was in Florida hanging out with these people on these boats
And I kept on hearing
And I'm like Chappelle's show was hot right
And I keep hearing it
Charlie Murphy
And I'm like alright guys
Come on enough of that you know
But the white people had named their dog Charlie Murphy
Oh for real
I swear to god it was like that you dig it we talk about but
they wouldn't just say here Charlie Murphy it was Charlie yeah it would be
like here Charlie it was like here Charlie everywhere that was a bully that I bullied that motherfucker. Bullied motivation. And going back to what I was saying about my man's 40, Jermaine Johnson.
That ain't snitching if I tell a nigga real name, is it?
Ask him.
Nah.
No.
Ask him.
Why I got to ask him?
I don't know.
Because what's snitching?
Why?
It's like he don't want to know.
Does he pay his taxes?
What's up? Yeah, he pays taxes. It's all good? Nah. Not with it's like he don't want to know is he does he pay his taxes what's up yeah he pays taxes but i'm gonna tell you it's all good nah not with black people they
don't want you to it's called you know what that's called right nah government oh yeah your government
yeah yeah don't be saying my government don't be saying my government don't worry i got you
jermaine johnson jermaine johnson i'll bleep it out for j jermaine don't Jermaine Johnson. I'll bleep it out for you. J Jermaine.
Don't.
Jermaine Johnson.
They might be able to read lips.
No, no.
Fuck all that 40.
Jermaine.
The nigga name is Jermaine Johnson.
That's a pretty common name.
That sounds like an RB nigga and a baseball player in one nigga head coming to play.
Singing D'Angelo.
Jermaine Johnson. But here'Angelo, Jermaine Johnson.
But here's the thing about Jermaine.
Like you said, what's the difference?
Because it's so funny, in the streets,
niggas say, what up?
You be like, yo, you seen 40?
Yo, what 40 at?
Right, what up?
Bitches?
This bitch told me one time.
I remember this was about 15 years ago.
No, maybe like when I first met her, this bitch said to me,
she said to me, this is a true story.
She said, have you seen Jermaine?
I was like, who the fuck is Jermaine?
I said, nigga, 40.
She said, who is 40?
It's different flips, man.
Like, the nigga, I used to tell him, Jermaine.
Like, Jermaine Johnson.
But I bully him in this situation.
Didn't bully him into the passport, but he knew that without a passport,
if motherfuckers say they was going somewhere and you don't got a passport,
you're not going.
Yeah.
We went to motherfucking
Dominican Republic first time.
That's where every nigga go
for the first trip, nigga.
That's tight.
Motherfuckers think,
you go to DR?
But niggas,
they feel like they went to the moon.
Yeah, we gonna be up DR,
we gonna be out there.
It's pretty crazy there, right?
DR look like Brownsville now.
It does? Yeah, it never ran never will it looks but that was your first experience yeah you
know so of course black people every day you you you want to have some fun go to
you ever been to the island like on one of those black weekends no like Memorial
Day weekend is what I'm in Puerto Rico Dominican Republic
Dominican Republic yeah it's like I never been to Dominican Republic I've
been to Puerto Rico dumb niggas go down there and fucking get hooked niggas be
coming back with Dominican Bay that's how all the month or Dominican bitches
that up up up it Washington Heights niggas went over there on vacation said
let's go you a beast over there but it's just an experience like yo we out here because soon
as i give you the first time you travel and you go through customs you'll be like this
i don't know why you just feel like oh bb that's the first thing like oh shit you niggas be
well damn and do a documentary yo where, where you at, son?
I'm at the airport, nigga. Let me call you back.
Yo, were you first go traveling for the first time?
Yo, where y'all at? Where y'all at? Yo, we just got
out the car. We about to check our bags. Let me call you
right back.
You check your bags
and this shit, and then you go
to the motherfucking terminal.
What up, son? Oh, what up, son? Where y'all at?
We just checked our bags and we walking to the gate right now. I'm going to call motherfucking terminal. What up, son? Oh, what up, son? Where y'all at? We just checked our bags and we walking to the gate right now.
I'm going to call you right back.
That goes throughout the whole shit.
Let me call you right back.
I'm about to go through security.
I'm going to call you right back.
Where y'all niggas at?
Yo, we just got through security, son.
We get ready to go to the gate and get something to eat.
I'm going to call you right back.
All right, call me right back.
Right?
They want to know every inch, nigga. We just went through customs, nigga. I. I'm going to call you right back. All right, call me right back. Right? They want to know every inch, nigga.
We just went through customs, nigga.
I think I'm good.
Let me get through here.
I'm going to call you right back.
You do all that shit,
and we did it all the way up to,
what y'all niggas doing?
Oh, nigga, we about to have a pool party.
Let me call you right back.
This nigga 40,
the motherfucker that can't swim
always want to be the first
nigga at the pool party.
What are you going to do?
Niggas be looking like a Frankie Beverly
Amaze concert and shit.
Every black weekend in Ireland,
the all white party.
You know what the all white party is?
No.
What? All white people?
You don't know what an all white party is?
Like spring break?
What do you mean?
It's a party when everybody dresses up in one color.
Oh.
Well, you never been to an all white party?
No.
You've been.
Yeah, you've been to an all white party.
I've been to an all white party.
Not with a clothe or anything like that.
I've definitely been to an all white party.
Most of my parties are all white, but if it comes to apparel, Don, I think you may be off.
So you're saying everybody dresses in white? Everybody dresses in white. And niggas know it's something. But yeah, it's all white, but if it comes to apparel, Don, I think you may be off. So you're saying everybody dresses in white.
Everybody dresses in white, and niggas know something.
But yeah, it's all white.
If you go somewhere to a black thing like festival joints or whatever, everybody's going to have an all-white party.
Then they brought that out, and then they call it an all-white affair.
That's a thing?
That's a motherfucking thing, nigga.
Everyone wears all white?
All white, all white. Yeah, all-white party. I Nigga Everyone wears all white All white All white
Yeah
All white party
All white
I don't even have all white
You have all white shit
Now here's the problem
Niggas don't never have no all white
They gotta go buy
Yo nigga
Yo
You can
You can get ready for any party
But all white party
Because your all white
Ain't gonna be white
Like it's only white one time
Yeah you gotta go buy the fresh all white
You gotta go buy the fresh
So now like when it happens It like urban outfit is anywhere like first thing
they can go to like let me get an all-white tee some all-white jeans and like some some all-white
of air forces that's it yeah have all white you have all those affairs every day you're going to
the pool 40 is the first nigga at every pool party.
Got a little towel and shit around his neck.
Nigga got a towel around his neck.
Nigga got the motherfucking, the nigga got the flip flops.
You know what I'm saying?
Flip flops with the white socks and shit. He got the white socks on.
Nigga got some motherfucking shea butter from 125th Street, sir.
The nigga feeling nice.
He got about eight different pair of shades, right?
But these joints did like probably change when the sun hit them.
You know, like your glasses, nigga.
You know, the ones that already changed when the sun hit them.
Earring on and shit.
Nigga cologned up.
And don't get in the pool.
And if the nigga get in the pool, he on the baby side.
Where the kids at Austin, the side of Austin swim
on. Nigga just kicking the shit.
If they go too deep and they just put their legs
in, right? And then
what I would do is, he out there,
I would do like this. I get
all the bitches in the pool.
He can't come out there.
He can't swim?
40 can't swim?
Let me tell you the story.
Oh, my God.
I go in the pool.
I'm like, come here, 40.
Niggas, remember what I told you earlier?
I said, come here, 40.
Nah, I'm good.
He said, nah, I'm all right.
Nah, I'm good.
Come here.
Yo, you can't do that to me.
I was like, oh, that nigga can't swim?
You can't swim, son?
He like, go ahead with that shit, nigga.
I was like, oh, this nigga can't swim.
Oh, shit.
Every night I'm, and then I'm kicking it with white bitches.
You know, they swim.
White bitches can't wait to get their hair wet.
They can't wait to get their hair wet and come out like Bo Derek.
Yo, no, know they gotta do this
that's how the bitch
in Pacific Coast did
that bitch came out of the water and did the Bo Derek
joint she did this shit right here son
yo I'm sorry I'm weak
for this shit son
you can do that and then this here right here
look watch this you pull it all the way back
and then grab it by the ponytail part and they usually grab a hair tie they find a hair tie
and they hit this joint and they flip it and they ready to go to work son right so 40 got
he he don't want to he can't swim i'm I'm fucking with him. Nah, I'm good. That nigga was so mad,
that nigga went back to New York
and joined the motherfucking swim class.
Oh, he did?
Listen, this is what I'm talking about for challenging fears.
YMCA or whatever it is,
yo, that nigga said, yo, fuck that,
fuck out of here, nigga.
He was like, I ain't going for this shit.
Yo, this nigga was not a young kid learning how to swim and
I didn't have no mercy that niggas. I think I used to run up in there
He had the floaties
Floaties yeah, throw this big had the floaties, son. And he used to do like this with the floaties, nigga.
Try to, yo, it was no jokes.
You can't laugh, right?
That could cost you your life.
So he used to have straight, had the floaties, right?
And then they got different lanes and shit.
And he used to be in the senior leis, right? They used to be
like, come on!
This nigga float.
He learned how to swim.
But look, check this out. He learned
how to swim. So don't let a Brooklyn
nigga learn something for the first time. Now he
want to flex. You know what I'm saying?
Now he all telling bitches he
can swim. When the swimming,
when the party coming, how big the pool is, they got a diving boy. Like he think bitches he can swim. When the party coming.
How big the pool is.
They got a diving board.
He think he the nigga.
Because he swim in indoor Brooklyn swimming pools.
Smell like sauna.
I don't like the way indoor swimming smell.
You know what I mean?
Like chlorine.
Chlorine.
But that's his lane he went
from lane three which was the old and he ain't never making the lane one he went from lane three
with all the old people like it would like lane three be like old people like people with like
one arm and shit it was the it was the lane where it wasn't a lot of pressure.
Right.
He went from lane three to lane two.
Now we go to fucking Trinidad.
Right?
All he talking shit.
He said, yo, word to mother, nigga.
Next time, yo, he was like, yo, word to mother.
Son, you don't want to see me.
He said, nigga, I'm ready.
I'm nice with it.
This is what he said. Nigga, I'm nice with this, is what he said nigga I'm nice with this whatever I said you can swim now you bring your float he said go ahead with that shit
niggas whatever it's whatever so one of my friends over there forget his name John if I'm not
mistaken he owned a club but he we went with one of his friends and he had a yacht we on the yacht
right there yeah and the yacht was fun.
It was like we were going to go to one of his friends' houses,
and they already had bitches and inner tubes already there.
You know what I mean?
The little floaty cooler things for you,
the things you put on your beer and shit.
Nigga, they got floating coolers, big-ass inner tubes,
and we pull up in the yacht joint.
They waving all like this and shit.
And I'm like, nigga, I can't wait to get in that motherfucking water, right?
I can swim.
I ain't no crazy swimmer, but I can swim.
I was like, the yacht was popping, but the inner tube was on fire, nigga.
What, nothing but bitches all around the inner tube, one of them big-ass inner tubes, man.
You know the ones y'all use for snow and all that, right?
Big-ass inner tubes, son. Nothing but bitches in the inner tube. They of them big ass inner tubes, man. You know the ones y'all use for snow and all that, right? Big ass inner tubes, son.
Nothing but bitches in the inner tube. They frolicking and shit.
Throwing water on shit.
All the dudes in the yacht, man, I'm like, man, I'm gonna
fuck out of here, right?
Psh.
Choo, choo, choo, choo. I go over there
and they look at me like, oh, this nigga can swim.
They like, like,
it's like, for a white person to see a black a black person swimming the ocean it's almost like a shark for
us it's like y'all see it's sure it's like a shark like I would blame you like
shot I'm like bigger look bigger where's he doing swimming niggas winning so I
dive in right Derry how long i've been talking 35 minutes god
damn all right so i'm just curious straight fire hey listen listen so i go in the water
i go over to the inner tube i even did one of them back joints
i did a back joint with this and did this you You know what I'm saying? Like the water joint.
I'm up in the inner tube.
This is where I was.
This position up.
This is like, this meat, nigga, look at this.
Imagine meat like this.
Floating, nigga.
With bitches all over the place and shit.
Lord, we playing water games?
You crazy.
Right?
I'm in the inner tube like this.
I'm like, man, this shit, we living our fucking life.
I see 40 on the boat,
and this nigga got all USA shit.
He was doing a limpetime or something.
This nigga, you know how most black people be polo down?
He was Mike Phelps down.
Yo, this nigga was Mike Phelps down yo this nigga was nigga Phelps yo this nigga had everything USA
son that nigga that nigga had everything USA the like you know the goggles the goggles
yo the goggles this nigga had the swim joints on nigga I think he had some baseball shit up under his eyes, right?
Motherfucker had fins, all type of shit.
Right?
And he saw me going to water.
You understand, 40's a real street nigga.
He a serious nigga.
So he saw me going.
And then I was like, oh nigga, come here, son.
He said, yo.
That motherfucker did like some type of shake, right?
That nigga dove right there. there's a true story set
i couldn't wait to tell the world this story set and this is a straight hard brazville never
read never will that dove in something and like 45 seconds went by and I don't see no 40. Nigga, I'm in an attitude like this.
Fuck this nigga.
Go.
All of a sudden, the attitude, all the bitches running into it.
All of a sudden, this nigga come up out the water, son.
Out the water.
I've never seen fear on this nigga's face in my life, right?
Yo, Deary.
Yo, his glasses glasses his goggles yo son his goggles was
like this yo and he would dis me for some social distances son this nigga was in my face nigga
yo son he was you see this microphone son this nigga came out the water and dad me and kissed me son and I heard this I heard him
I heard him take his first
Breath of air. Yeah, that mother came out like you come in he came on he said
Side this thing is saying
His face was right like he wanted to hug me like Austin, son.
That nigga straddled me, son.
That nigga straddled me.
That nigga grabbed the inner tube like this.
He grabbed that inner tube like he was trying to choke this inner tube out, son.
That motherfucker got back on that boat, and that motherfucker was quiet for the rest of the trip, sir.
Damn.
Can you imagine that?
Blew his shit up.
You go from swimming in a controlled pool.
Yeah.
Like, a pool is different.
Definitely.
A pool, like, if you're in a pool.
Was this straight up ocean?
This was ocean, nigga.
Yeah, ocean is different.
It was a yacht that was just floating, anchored.
Yeah.
I was like, you go inside a public joint, you know,
the only fear you have is getting back to the feet you are.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you're six feet, if you're seven feet, you're like, nigga, I just want to feel my toe hit six feet.
That way I can do this.
Yeah.
But the ocean, ocean, see see he didn't know he thought
the waters was the same that nigga ain't know about riptides and none of that shit right that
motherfucker went and i know what happened because if you're not an experienced swimmer
when you hit water you might not even know which way you going
you think you're going up you're going down until your lungs say, boy,
you better figure this shit out. You better try to feel for some
light.
White people know how to...
I know what y'all do.
Y'all got buoyancy.
You got buoyancy too.
Not like white buoyancy.
Nigga sink.
I think...
What?
I don't think that we have the density.
You know...
You do.
I don't think that.
I don't think our bodies was built to swim.
I know this may sound crazy.
Like, anybody can swim.
But you know, I guess when you get to the competitive level...
Experience.
The competitive level.
You just see usually swimmers like competitive swimmers have broad shoulders
yeah they broad they wide fucking swimming i saw one of my guys uh one of my friends brooklyn mike
i've been doing it for years he really got into swimming and i noticed his body changed like he
started swimming every day this thing was getting like i don't i guess because it worked these
muscles out right here works all your muscles back yeah surfing is you get fucking ripped if you surf
see what you tried to do try to make it about surfing no you try to get me to go from swimming
to surfing just that goddamn quick man yo you did like that you will get ripped though if you swim
or surf so what is it that surfing does it get you ripped you just have to paddle a lot that's
what i don't want to do and you have to push up on the board. And you have to push the board under the waves.
It's a lot of shit. It's a workout.
It is a workout.
What is it? It's heavy.
The surf's
usually up early. That's when the surf
is the highest? No, the surf's like
the people just get up early because
they're excited to surf. Yeah,
because when I was going out there, people say I was trying
to stalk the white bitch, right? The surfers was out there early. Yeah, because when I was going out there, people say I was trying to stalk the white bitch, right?
The surfers was out there early.
Yeah, they go out there early because, I mean, they usually get out there because the wind is calm in the morning.
And when the tide is like, you know, you want to get it when it's changing tides, high to lower.
So do you think that when the wind is calm, it's usually calmest in the morning.
So to surf, do you have to be a
power swimmer? Like a
recreational, like a motherfucker
that's been swimming
in swimming pools their life.
Do you have to be a great swimmer to surf?
Because I would think you have to be.
I mean, it depends on the surf, yeah.
And the board you're
using and stuff like that. But there's beginner places you can go where you don't have to be crazy.
And you can have a longer board.
You know what a motherfucker told me that I didn't know about that goddamn beach I was diving into?
What's that?
They said that's where the sharks at.
Yeah.
You were down in San Diego?
Yeah, nigga.
There's sharks down there.
Yo, like, they were saying it like, nigga, like, that's like.
The beach.
Yeah, like, that's like. The beach. Yeah, like, that's where, when you see, anytime you see a nigga with one arm out there.
Yeah.
That nigga was, I didn't even know that.
That's wild.
They was saying, like, shark infested, nigga.
Wow.
Can you imagine if I'm trying to show up for Instagram, if I would have fucking dove into a motherfucking shark mouth?
You would have got the clicks, for sure.
So, you surf? Yeah. Like mean you could like like on a board yeah stand like what's that
the pipe right well i never got it's getting tubed tube yeah like you go inside the tube
you know you're inside the barrel yeah barreled that shit is fire son yeah it's insane no i never did that once the closest I've come to getting barreled is one time when I was paddling out
I was going over a wave, you know how like they go over that wave
I was going over the wave and my friend was catching the wave and he's a really good surfer and catching away
What's catching away? He was paddling into the wave. Oh, so you can also catch it away. Oh you catch it
Oh the catcher this so when you know it's about to happen you like you gotta catch it You gotta catch it. So when you know it's about to happen, you're like this. Because you got to catch it.
You got to catch it.
It's going fast.
How do you know it's coming though, son?
You just see it.
You look for the wave, nigga.
You paddle and looking for it?
Yeah, you look for it.
So you like this.
You see it coming.
It's like a bump and then it falls.
Is it white?
What it look like, son?
It just looks like a bump.
So the bump is coming.
So you know that's-
The bump is coming and you see a big bump.
You go, okay, that's going to be a wave.
And then you sit where they break.
But are you inside?
But you ride.
You on the wave.
You start back.
Come on, let me explain this.
Let me get this.
So you on the wave looking to catch the other wave.
No, no, no.
You're just sitting out.
You're sitting out in the ocean.
Oh, you.
Wait a minute.
On your surfboard.
Oh, you paddle.
You paddle.
Oh, nigga.
So you paddle and then you just sit. Yeah, you paddle out. That? Oh, nigga, so you paddle, and then you just
sit. Yeah, you paddle out.
That's the first part. That's also pretty hard.
If the waves are big, it's hard. You gotta get over the waves.
How far is out?
It can be different every day, but it's like,
you know, sometimes it's out there. Sometimes it's really far out.
So how deep is that water, son? That's like
200 feet. Well, it's pretty deep, but
actually, so you go out past, right past
where the waves break, and where the waves break, there just gotta be what's a break son where the wave goes
nigga that's always white right yes oh shit i seen that happen son
right yeah and then the wave go and then and you just there like this. Do you be talking to your friend over there?
Yeah.
You chill out?
Yeah, it's fun.
Yeah, I just, you be.
You sit up on your board.
How long do you usually take though, son?
Take for what?
To catch a wave?
Yeah.
I mean, depends on how good you are.
You can go out there and catch a wave in five minutes, two minutes.
So when the wave comes.
The waves are constantly coming.
So suppose you say, I'm not going to catch.
Can you not catch that one?
Yeah.
How do you do that?
You just sit out there because you have to catch the wave.
That's why you have to catch it.
Nigga, I don't know what catch the wave is.
I know. I'm going to tell you.
The waves are coming.
They go like this towards the shore, right?
And you are sitting past the point where they are breaking.
So if you see one you want to quote unquote catch,
I don't think I'm going to ever catch one of these.
You have to paddle as fast as you can towards the shore.
Oh, so it's like on a skateboard.
Yeah, you start paddling and then you try to catch up with the wave.
And as the wave's breaking, that's the perfect time where you have to time it to get the speed going to jump off on the board.
Man, fuck that, man.
It's not easy.
Can I take a jet ski?
Yeah, you can take a jet ski.
So what is the difference?
What is exhilarating?
Okay, if the wave's too big
that they can't paddle into it?
No, jet ski.
Fuck the paddle.
I want to drive, man.
No, someone will pull you on a jet ski
on a surfboard.
That's what I heard, too.
That's what I want to do.
Can I do that?
Into a wave.
I mean, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what the motherfucker
told me the other day.
They said, I would just get a jet ski and take
me out. So, oh, nigga,
why you didn't say I could do that? I mean,
I guess you, I don't know if it's harder or easier
or what. It's like, you could
just take a jet ski and try
to get on a wave on a jet ski, but that sounds
even crazier to me. You think so?
Because if you bail on a jet ski, you got this.
Niggas just want to do like this. Just big ass jet ski. Only thing black people because if you bail on a jet ski but not just wanted to like just just big-ass jet only black only black people to do is go
with jet ski anytime you see a black person go to jet ski the first thing to
do is they don't check out the safety or whether they'll look for like what they
don't do a safety check nigga they don't know where anything is the first thing
they do, wait, wait, wait. Have you ever driven a jet ski?
Yeah.
Okay, have you ever driven a motorcycle?
Yeah, I know one.
Motocross, yeah, one up.
What is it?
Hold on, hold on.
I'm trying to think of adventurous, fun things.
No, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That you've never done.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The motorcycle's neutral.
One down, dude.
Up, up, up.
Right?
Yeah, exactly.
I've done all that. I ain't did no. I, up, up. Right? Yeah, exactly. I've done all that.
I ain't did no.
I ain't jump up.
I haven't jumped up.
I mean, a jump, that's kind of gnarly.
Jumping off of a what?
Like to do a jump on a motorcycle?
Oh, yeah, I've done that.
That's pretty advanced.
Yeah, I've done that.
But I'm saying, no, I ain't talking about that jump.
That's an easy jump.
Nigga, I did that in Jamaica.
I'm talking about jumping out of motherfucking airplanes, son.
Oh, you want to jump out of an airplane?
I kind of do.
You were in the Air Force, though, weren't you?
Just because a nigga in the Air Force,
don't I mean he was forced on air?
You like, yeah, you had to be in the air, Donnell.
You was in the Air Force.
I thought for basic training, you would have to parachute.
Man, nigga.
No?
No.
All right, let's go parachute.
That's reflective of your job. Let's go parachute parachute That's reflective of your job
Let's go parachute
That's reflective of your job
Every nigga in the Air Force
Don't jump out of motherfucking planes
Okay
When I was in the Air Force
Motherfuckers say
When I tell people
I was in the Air Force
They say
Yo did you fly planes
I mean I know that
I know you don't
That everyone flies
But I never
I thought everyone would Do parachuting at least one time I guess not I know you don't Yeah But I never I thought everyone would
Do parachuting
At least one time
I would
I would probably do it
But you know what
It just
When I think about parachute
It remind me of that
Motherfucking dream
I be having every once in a while
What dream
Oh where you're out
Without a parachute
No where I jump
Not a jump off or something
But
You never had a dream
Like you was falling off
Or something It was like In the dream It was like I think like not a jump off or something, but you never had a dream like you was falling off or something.
It was like in a dream, it was like.
I think like one time in my life I had that dream.
And as soon as I hit the ground, I like woke up and I was like, wow, that's.
I know.
Right when you think it's like, right when you think it's like, you're like, oh, it's over.
Then it's like this.
You're like, oh, you feel like it's about to be over.
Then you're like this.
Ha!
You're like, oh. You start grabbing shit, son to be over. Then you're like just, ha! You're like, oh.
You start grabbing shit, son.
Yeah.
Ha!
Why, you have that dream a lot?
No, I don't have that dream.
I've had it.
Oh, yeah.
I had a motherfucking crazy ass dream.
I had this dream.
This is so fucked up.
I ain't never said it to anybody.
I had a dream that one of Dave Chappelle's friends, this is a true story, had stole, this is the number,
$3 million. Everybody found
out. He knew everybody knew.
He grabbed some guns and just
everybody hostage.
That's the dream. Yeah, I had that dream.
I won't say who it is, but it was
someone. I'm never going to say it. Right.
I'm never going to say it it but I had that dream
I mean it's just a dream
my son be having dreams
my son be having dreams
he remembers them
so you're gonna parachute
you're gonna do it
I'm pretty sure I am
I'm pretty sure I am
because
we could make it happen
I know we could make it happen
we could make anything happen
I'm pretty sure I am
the reason why is because
that goddamn motherfucking ocean dive.
Yeah.
That's sick.
It was just fucking.
What else are you thinking about?
What else you got on your bucket list?
Jumping.
Nigga, I ain't talking about no bucket list, nigga.
I mean, talk about your adventurous shit.
Just shit I like to do, nigga.
It ain't bucket list.
Yo, motherfucker always trying to kill somebody.
So he's talking about, yeah, you need to start thinking about that bucket list.
I don't mean it in terms of like.
No, nigga, what else do you mean?
Bucket list means shit I want to do before I die.
True.
Yo, you like bucket list?
No, I just, I mean, in case you get in the hospital or something.
It's like, hey, Donna, you're about to die.
What do you got on that bucket list?
Not only that, but how many have you scratched off
No what do you want to do
Motherfuckers can you live
Can somebody live their life like a bucket list
Yeah
What about a bucket list
What about a bucket life
That's what you're trying to live I guess
But what do you want to do
What adventurous shit are you trying to do
Maybe this is a better situation
Within reason I think it would work better like this.
Within reason, how about you put three things.
Just make it like the bully motivation.
Okay.
I think we both could do that.
Okay.
Three things we want to see each other do.
Right?
Nigga, let's have some fun with it, son.
Let's do three things.
I know he's going to go home tonight like, he wouldn't make me do that, would he?
I know what it's going to be.
That'll be, I think that's more interesting.
So without three, so three, you can't just have a one thing like, no, you got to do it. So with three things, you got an option.
Right.
Within reason.
Nothing crazy.
But I think that would be funny as shit.
I'm down.
That would be funny as shit.
I know.
I'm thinking now the wheels are turning.
Yeah, nah, but you a fucking, you know what Eiffel Tower, man.
You have some no frat boy shit, son.
No, yeah.
None of that frat boy shit.
None of that white boy humor.
Yo, you know what I don't understand?
We've been talking for what?
Over 50 minutes, right?
Yeah.
For over 50 minutes, right?
Yeah.
And that one time, this is how I know.
This is how I know.
You proved it in another podcast.
This is how I know you don't fuck with kids, son.
You know how I know you don't fuck with kids?
Why?
Because you see that this is a fucking piece of art right here, right?
I didn't say shit about it.
Yo, you didn't say shit about it.
Like, I came in here today and I was like, yo, man, you ain't going to believe what my son made me.
And you looked like, what the fuck is that shit, man?
You can't afford Legos?
I thought you was rich, bitch.
And you didn't even say anything about it.
What is that?
That's cool.
What is that?
First off, me and my son, we did a staycation.
We went to San Diego.
That's where I was at.
I didn't really talk about the things I do with my son.
Right.
I was just talking about jumping into the beach. And
he has virtual school. And part
of his virtual school assignment
was that
he had to make a village.
This was the shit I used to love when I was a kid. Arts and
craft. This is where I would shine.
Right? And this
is where any kid's supposed to shine.
And it's so funny.
Now it's going back to my childhood I'm I was young in art class I drew this bald eagle I drew this bald eagle and this had to be the ugliest
eagle that's ever been painted by a kid the feathered colors off yo I had the
motherfucking ball you were looking like a halibut
he had his nose right here like both eyeballs
was on one side
it was the worst eagle you'll ever see
and then whenever my father
I remember his good friend named Muncie
Muncie was like my father's 40
and when I used to
bring that fucking painting out
and they used to be like this man they used to be like this, man.
They used to do like this.
Oh, man!
You did this?
Yo.
Yo, them niggas like shit.
Now that I think about it, half of them dead.
Listen.
They used to be like this. They used to be like this.
They used to be like this, dude.
I know it.
I used to be a little nigga like this.
Ass-y-ass nigga, son, looking up.
Looking up and shit.
I was like this nigga, lips chaps as a motherfucker.
I got fucking Salvation Army clothes on.
These niggas got all silk.
They smell like cologne, nigga.
I look like I just came
out the creek.
And I would go get
that ball eagle picture,
son.
And I would show them,
they'd be like,
oh man.
And they'd look at each other,
they'd be like this,
doing,
oh man.
They,
hey son,
hey son,
they would hit each other
like this.
He did this. Then they'd get, oh son, hey son, they would hit each other like this. He did this.
Then they get, oh no, man.
These all drug boys, right?
They only over there because they're going to count some money in the basement, right?
They was like, oh man, you did that, boy.
That boy an artist right there.
I was like, yep.
I did that, yep.
And then, like, I was like, and they was like, how you doing? I was like, um, I was like, yep. I did that, yep. And then, like, I was like, and they was like, how you doing?
I was like, I was like this.
The eyes, I did, nigga, that shit made me so happy.
And whenever my son makes something, it makes me that happy, right?
And he had to do a school project, and he said he was going to make a village.
Man, I was so excited to put this together.
I was like, I'm thinking outside the box.
I was like, man, fuck that bitch ass village, nigga.
I'm like, let them kids know we was at the beach this weekend, right?
They want to do this village with roads.
It was like, it has to be some roads.
I'm like, we ain't on roads.
We on the beach.
The one thing I love to hear my son say, Daddy, I got an idea.
Oh, yeah.
Whenever he says he has an idea, it's a great idea.
It's never a bad idea because he had an idea.
Daddy, I got an idea.
How about this little motherfucker have an idea?
He want me to help, right?
He be like, Daddy, can we make this together?
And then as soon as I try to help, he be like,
No, wait, don't do it like that, Daddy.
Don't do it like that.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Not right there. I was like, little motherfucker, do you it like that don't do it like that no no no no no not that right i was like little do you want me to help
what no no no no i did daddy and he did this he took the clay i was getting frustrated
because you got to get a list of you need for arts and craft stephan get a whole bag of we don't need how do you do arts and crafts
with no scissors yo a knife i guess yo nah i don't give a it's a lot of you have your arts
and craft kit you gotta have scissors yo that's like off the muscle and she got all-the-dark glue and blue glue and all this type of shit.
I was like, man, nobody want that bitch-ass blue glue, man.
Elmer's glue, scissors.
And I told him, he made this.
This was like the boy walk.
These are all his friends.
He said, this one is him right here.
He said, that one him.
He said, this one's me.
He don't know who the fuck with that.
And I think this is Maggie.
But the detail.
This don't look like art to you.
This is fucking art, bro.
Look at the detail, son.
Is that a frog?
It's whatever your fucking imagination.
I see a frog.
It's a nice frog.
What else?
You want to be disrespectful? You know there ain't no frog up there. Oh, he made that? frog. It's a nice frog. What else? You want to be disrespectful?
I'm not disrespectful.
You know there ain't no frog up there.
Oh, he made that?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I felt like the kid.
Yeah, he did make it.
He made it.
He made that shit.
He's an artist.
Yeah, he is, right?
And I made this me and his mom
looking out the window and shit.
You see we're in separate rooms.
But anyway.
That is fucking funny. That motherfucker we're in separate rooms. But anyway. That is fucking funny.
That motherfucker put us in separate rooms.
But
I don't know.
I don't think that's the ending of the show other than
you were 100%
disrespectful when I
brought my son's piece of art in here, bro.
No, I mean it's great. Your kid's doing his thing, man. He's got virtual school. You're taking piece of art in here, bro. No, I mean, it's great.
Your kid's doing his thing, man.
He's got virtual school.
You're taking care of him.
He's learning.
Virtual school.
I love that.
I got to just say this about virtual school.
This is funny as shit.
Because we're in a hotel and we got to, they could do, it's a one, like if you're traveling,
you could like miss a day, but you got to show him what, you know, show the school what
you worked with.
It's so funny.
You've heard about these stories and shit, right?
Like these Zoom gone bads or whatever.
Yeah, for sure.
And I had got out of the shower, right, son?
This nigga was in school, right?
I had a towel on, right, nigga?
I walked past the whole goddamn school, son.
Oh, my God.
I walked past the whole school right there son. I walked past the whole school
right there, and my son started laughing.
He was like, Daddy, there's boys in this class,
right? He said
that like I could have ran past the school
teachers, I mean, the female. He said, there's boys in this class,
but it was funny.
And this is another piece. This is Voodoo.
My man Voodoo. Say he got did this shirt.
That's just out of Brooklyn. This
motherfucker.
Anytime that I see my son's image on anything, I get excited about it.
Anytime I get to have a memory or create a memory with him, I get excited about it.
And I think one of the reasons why I'm curious about being more adventurous and trying other things because I always want to show him the best shit and get him to experience adventure.
That's amazing.
Yep.
No, man, I think it's exciting.
Did you do shit like that with your dad?
No, no, not at all.
No?
No.
How was your relationship with your dad?
I was, like, just chill.
Like, it was just, like, he was there.
I wouldn't say it was good.
I wouldn't say it was bad.
Now that I'm older, I'm appreciative because he just went to work.
I always had clothes and a couple bucks in my pocket.
I was a latchkey kid.
Oh, you wanted TLC.
I mean, you know, when you're a kid. You wanted a hug?
I don't know about a hug.
You wanted him to say I love you him to say, I love you.
I wanted him.
Did he ever say that?
I'm sure he did.
Yeah.
You're sure you don't know.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I, you know what?
I had the average relationship.
Did he ever say he loved you?
Yes, he did.
Yeah.
You know what I can say?
I'm not trying to be funny.
And I don't, I'm not saying that my dad didn't love me.
But I never heard him say he loved me.
Right.
I mean, in my mind, I like...
And I wanted to hear it, son.
Yeah.
But that nigga did so many bids that his he was just so tough with
emotions and shit yeah that I will always kind of wanted to hear him say it
and I would say I did I love you do you know what it means to say what's that
gone say gone like hang up yo it wasn't I i never got upset with it but it's i was like yeah that
nigga but he said it's so cool all right gone i guess i was i love you back right
but i guess that's how it is if you do a lot of prison terms.
You know, it's interesting.
This age that my son is now, my father was in prison.
And when I think about that sometimes, I'm like, I couldn't imagine.
I couldn't imagine not experiencing this I couldn't imagine not experiencing walking to the park like that's got to eat motherfuckers up on the inside especially
people in prison and I think that that was the how my dad was conditioned.
I know he loved me, but some people are just so hard to give them to express themselves openly.
With that said, one of the things that I always say is that we have to live our life to the fullest i always preach that it was something about me getting re revigorated in that fucking ocean it's just
something about it's just something that's going on right now with me bro and i'm an old nigga
it's so interesting man like i'm an old motherfucker that feel young as shit.
My baby mother, Stephanie, said something to me the other day.
I don't like to say that, but it is what it is.
Said something to me the other day, and I was talking about how long I've been doing comedy, whatever.
I'm like, God damn, 30 years.
She said, any nigga that's been doing it for 30 years is a fucking samurai.
He's a master. He's a master of it and then can't nobody tell you shit so i don't know if i'm coming into
um a rebirth or whatever but i feel not in a cocky way i feel like a master right now
it's the reason why i don't even get excited about auditions no more i know
opportunity oh because i can't put my mind in a
place to be upset about anything especially when it's somebody else making a decision i can't even
mentally set myself up for no i can of course i'm gonna roll the dice i'm gonna try but now i think
now is at the time now this is the step even with this podcast even as this podcast is growing
is that you just will make your
own opportunities and you fucking do what the fuck you want to do
live your dash everybody that's been listening to the donna roland show that's been following
my motherfucking career if you don't do anything if you don't figure anything out from me Or get anything from me Just fucking live your motherfucking dash man
Who up?
We up
Who sleep?
They sleep
Who woke?
We woke
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Good night everybody Thank you.