Donnell - The Black Ice Episode

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

Episode #004 gets down-to-earth.....Nipsey Hussle-Preneurship, caring morning coffee runs, Kraft Services with Chappelle, thrifty truck-stop shopping and beef with @cthagod. @donnellrawlings and @kateqfunny will touch your heart like warm apple pie....watch and spread the love! Special thanks to David Deery (@mfdaviddeery) Check out Donnell's upcoming tour dates coming to a city near you: http://www.donnellrawlings.com/whereisdonnellrawlings Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good morning, this is Donair Rollins. Part of the Donair Rollins show is me interviewing people that some people would not necessarily get to talk to. Voices that sometimes people don't necessarily need to hear or want to hear. Not need to, but want to hear. But I found through my travels that you learn a lot by uh listening and talking to people i'm doing my morning coffee run and i ran into what's your name kenny what's up kenny where you from i'm from la you're from la kenny just casually can you turn your music down just for a second i was walking past and i heard you leave something in the counter resonated with me can you share can you turn the music down share to me what you were reading and what it means to you i was reading about how meaning caring and it means to me that when you say like how you doing that's caring come on thank you you're welcome anything

else to elaborate that's just well i mean uh it's like when people say what does how mean it means a person that's caring like how you doing or how was your week or how was your day you know so do you think that i just attributed to people with negative energy a positive energy um i've got to learn it could be both it could be both it could be both. But from your experiences, it hasn't been both. From your experiences, it's been negative, right? Yeah. So you were reading something. Is that off of Facebook or what is that?

No, it was off of Google. Could you read that to my listeners? Okay. Okay. Making caring an action word, you can only truly care if you do something for others. A caring person is considerate, kind, compassionate, and generous. That people always take into account how decisions, words, and actions are given to affect the people that is the definition of caring and when you say to someone how say how can i help how is your day how's life treating you

correct correct all right and with that uh attitude of caring when i asked you to be a part of this conversation what did you say to me? I was like, what do you mean? No, that's not what you said. Tell them what you really said. I said, it's going to be for my podcast. I was like, do I get paid? This motherfucker care about getting paid.

Dona Rollins, the Dona Rollins Show. I'm not just talking to celebrities. I'm talking to celebrities in your mind my mind and they're mine donna ross Why the fuck do you keep trying to get me to pee? Did I? Did you? Did you not say, we're pausing so I can pee? I know, but this is like the fifth time you're trying to get me to pee.

You got a dick cam or something in there? I don't need to pee. I'm good. I don't, but I know. I release fluids in a mental way. Are we going? I release, we was. Where's my drink?

No, we're not drinking. I didn't say that kind of drink. We're not drinking. But didn't you make me some spring water, some seltzer water, didn't you? You mind grabbing it? Didn't you make me some seltzer water? How do you make seltzer water? Didn't you make me a drink of seltzer water?

No, I didn't. Did you want it? I offered it and I never did it. What? I didn't know if you wanted it. I have seltzer water. I'm drinking seltzer water if you'd like to try mine, but there's a little stick on it. I don't want your seltzer water. I wanted my own seltzer water. I'm making you a seltzer water.

I wanted a water with a little fuss. Go ahead. I'm going to talk until you come back. Thank you. Do you want ice with your seltzer water. I'm making you a seltzer water. I wanted a water from Little Fuzz. Go ahead. I'm going to talk until you come back. Thank you. You want ice in your seltzer water? Yes. So, Donna Rowland's show, Edit Again,

this is the only show that, it's like, it's like the Jerry Seinfeld podcast, the show about nothing. That's a good thing, right? And we got the white. Is that copyright?

Yo, is it copyright? Is it copyright? White, Rick Rubin. Rick Rubin. What's your producer name, son? MF. MF. Nah, man, we're going to get. Yeah, we'll get theF. MF. Nah, man.

We're going to get... MFDD. Nah, something else. Something else. I got to earn it. I got to earn it. Huh? Ruben.

All right. Double D. How's his name, Dave Deary? Double D. Then people think we're talking about titties and shit. It's Deary. Deary. Yeah.

Deary. Deary on the ones and twos. We can't put you on anything? On the headphones? Deary. Deary, yeah. Deary. Deary on the ones and twos. We can't put you on anything? On the headphones? Deary. Oh, what? We'll get me on it. We got to make it cool, though.

I got to get the producer, man. I got to get the MBC. What about a Wu-Tang? What about a Wu-Tang? You want a Wu-Tang name? Of course. We got a Wu-Tang name. Kate, could you do a favor?

Come up with a Wu-Tang name? No, go to the Wu-Tang generator. All right, a favor come up with a Wu-Tang name no go to the Wu-Tang generator alright David Goldchain that's my name David Goldchain that's how I wanna be gotta get me a big ass

Goldchain David Goldchain David Goldchain nah man that sound Jewish as shit that's the Jewishest Wu-Tang name that's what I was gonna say

David Goldchain how about something like Master Flash that sounds perverted you know that sounds like yo this dude goes down the street with a london fog on his shit what's the wu-tang generator is that an app a wu-tang generator is an app because the wu-tang claim is so popular that people wanted to be connected to the wu-tang um and they wanted to be a part of the Wu-Tang. So they came up with this generator that when you put your name in,

it generates the name. Oh, I'm on it. If you were a part of the Wu-Tang Clan. Okay, I'm putting in his name, David Deary, and we'll see what it generates. Yeah, and I want mine too. Do yours. You've never done yours?

I did it, but I can't remember. I did it on Rogan's podcast, but I can't remember what it came out. Somebody said, oh, dirty, oh, dirty um interrupter i didn't think that was funny that's perfect o d i uh this is i don't really like what you got you got witch slashing nah yeah sorry all right your turn's done now no what's what No, what was the one you just said? David Goldshank. David Goldshank. What about the DZA?

The DZA. Ooh, that's good. I like how we won't let him change it. No, you can't do the DZA. I know, you can't do it. You can't do the DZA, man. It's going to be, you can't disrespect the DZA. I don't even want to Wu-Tang.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to Wu-Tang. You don't want no Wu-Tang, man. No, I don't want to Wu-Tang. The DZA is this close to the RZA. Then people go like this. Yo, then they're going to be like this. Yo, he kept interrupting the DZA. I got it. Yo, Donnell Rawlings totally ruined the DZA is this close to the RZA? Then people go like this. Yo, then they're going to be like this. Yo, he kept interrupting the DZA.

I got it. Yo, Donair Rawlings totally ruined the DZA's podcast. I could see the troll motherfuckers. Yo, man, we was waiting two and a half weeks to finally get an interview with the DZA, and you just fucked it all up with all your Rick Rubin comments and shit. Just call me Producer Dave. Producer Dave. Wait, but I just looked up your Wu-Tang name, and I really like it,

but we could let him use it since we're going to call you Donow. Producer Dave? Producer Dave. PD. All right, we can start that. That's going to have to grow, though. I have to earn it, Donow. You're going to have to give me something.

Yeah, yeah, we can give you a traditional. I still like Double D. I don't think that sounds like Boo. It does sound like Boo. It could be multiple things. Whatever. Fine. Yeah, I'll get one. I don't think that sounds like booth it could be multiple things whatever fine yeah I get one your Wu-Tang name is predictor tiptoe

predictor tiptoe I kind of like that that sounds like a snitch this generator sucks yeah RZA gotta do I know this might sound crazy but put Ashley Larry in there let's see what this joint see what my

then that Korean lady from the last episode is gonna call back N.U.I.C.O. I know this might sound crazy, but put Ashy Larry in here. Let's see what this joint. See what my, what Ashy Larry's name is. That's that Korean lady from the last episode is going to call back. Hello. Hello. I'm doing it. Sorry. I exited it. Ashy.

Is Ashy with just a Y? Yeah. Okay. Ashy. Larry. How else do you spell Ashy? I didn't. Can we, you what i didn't create you what pheasant tough pheasant tough can we just can't just be present but i just this app they probably didn't

make the name i'm gonna get my own name you you haven't so this is the second time we sat down and talked to people that we don't know and trying to get them to find out who we are and trying to get them to be interested enough to for them to either praise us or to just straight up troll us how you feel like we did for the first time i thought the first episode was good i mean it was we're learning it i was nervous at the beginning like you were nervous oh it's because i'm black yeah that's no that's the oldest one in the book. That's what it was. No, nervous because of what? No, not nervous. I guess just like it takes a minute to be yourselves, especially in this format.

Especially when you have people that want to criticize you and just come at you for anything. It does take a minute. But as I learned, continue. No, but I just think like the thing is, you said on the last episode, or maybe you said off the air, but you said that you want to podcast with people that you have chemistry with, that you're friends with, that you think are interesting,

not necessarily. Like I would rather do it with someone like you that I love and have a good friendship with than like somebody. I just want to, I just want to podcast. Cause I know like you have a lot of, a lot of podcasts, a lot of formats where,

and people, some people stay step outside of, I know, I think Theo does it, Chris D'Elia, but you have a lot of podcasts, a lot of formats where, and some people step outside of it. I know, I think Theo does it, Chris D'Elia. But you have a situation where everybody wants you to interview one person, this person. Like, who are you going to have on next? Who are you going gonna have on next who you gonna have on next but you know i would like to if i had a preference on how i would interview what the criteria was it would be people that i wanted to have a conversation with you know i mean like you know interested people like you know you like you want to train or something i'm so with you i used

to do i used to when i was on the road Periscope gas station attendants and just like grocery store baggers because sometimes they got, everybody has a story. Everybody got a story. Especially you're in the middle of nowhere working a gas station off the freeway and like, you know,

bumfuck Mississippi. Those people have lives. I know. They probably have a whole bunch of those. You had a, what is it? Gas station? Gas station,

truck stop. I love truck stops. Oh my God. I know them old ladies that working with truck stops late at night be like, all tom you can put that away it's not gonna do anything to anybody that's hilarious they probably so used to dealing with perverts and shit like all right mr pinky you want to put that away so you want well how much you want to pump 15 put that away why you like oh my god i love truck stops when i was a kid i used to like

go to truck stops as a teenager and just hang out because it was open all night. I lived in Ohio. There was nothing else to do. You hung out. All night. At truck stops. Yeah.

Like 16, I would go. I don't know how smart that was. It was fine. I lived in a small town. You just hung out? Most people are good people. At a truck stop? Anyway.

Late at night? Anywhere. Man, a truck stop late at night? You don't know? Those are just truck drivers. I've never heard a great story. I've never heard a great story at a truck stop late at night. Nothing ever happens in the diner.

I'm in the diner. Not just a parking lot. I'm not in the parking lot. I'm having coffee and writing. That's probably the only spot if you're in one of these off towns. That's what I mean. Yeah, I could see that. I still love shopping at truck stops.

Do you ever stop when you're on the road? What could you possibly? Hats. Fast hats, I'm telling you. And stuff for your car. No, people got upset with me. The only thing I ever want to get for my car is black ice. And I've heard people really talk shit about me.

They were like, what am I, a pimp from the 70s? What is black ice? Besides i've heard people really talk shit about me they were like what am i a pimp from the 70s what is black ice black besides on the road you mean on the road no black ice the air freshener black ice oh i didn't know you don't know about black guys you've never been in the car guys no not black guys black ice well if you know about black guys it's like it's um it's an air freshener you know like the um air freshener i don't know what the company is wick or whatever like the tree christmas tree joints yeah the ones that hang the little cardboard they have like uh new car scent they have like vanilla aroma uh clean cotton and then they got black ice oh i never heard of the black ice black ice what's

it smell like oh man it just smells like it belongs in a Cadillac. It just smells like the way you speak to people is going to be different. You know, it just smells like when you would say something like, hey, what's up? Like, what's up? It would be like, ah, what's up, what's up, what's up. I don't know if what it releases in your brain is something, but it's something about if anybody can contest it. If you have Black Ice in your car.

I got to get it. I'm writing it down. Black Ice, yeah. We're going to have it on the podcast as the air freshener. Yo, can we get Black? I don't know. We're going to get Black. Why can't we?

We don't have no sponsors. Yo, we don't have no sponsors. I know some people are some people gonna be upset like yeah i was cool with them until black eyes started to sponsor them you know it's gonna be like this oh is that the is that the black eye the black eye station is it like it blows through the bench or is it like the tree cardboard one that hangs it's a cardboard one i love that shit but it just smells so i don't even know if there's a pure black smell maybe we could a black smell like a black quintessential like like if it smells like african if it smells i don't know if it smells tribal

i don't know what it smells like i mean i know what it smells like but i just don't know how to describe it well i mean you did a pretty good job you said a cat i think the cadillac thing is is like a classy with red leather interior and i'm not talking about like a cat like does it bounce like in the old like dre videos yeah i think so i think smells like weed all right black ice would probably be in like in b reels car any low rider I think would have Black Ice in it. All right. We got to figure out what it really smells like.

Next time at the truck stop, I'll try to get some. I've been driving to a lot of my road gigs. Yo, if you still stopping at truck stops, you're looking for some trouble. No way. Truck stops are awesome. Not late at night. I love truck stops. Not late at night.

Anytime. People shower there and sleep there. People get blowjobs at truck stops are awesome not late at night truck stops not late at night anytime people shower there and sleep there people get blow jobs at truck stops you're thinking that's what i know when i think about truck stops i think i know this is wrong when i think about trucks i think it's a place where truck drivers go to load up on their cocaine get a quick blow job fill up their tank no get a couple hours of sleep and then drive another 25 25 hours and do the same thing maybe i'm wrong i never see hookers there and i'm there a lot you don't see a hooker there because they're in those cabins well they probably wandered a lot i'm inside where the showers and stuff are they got great showers you know what

happens in truck stops people jerk off at truck stops what's the dude name um george michael that was not in a truck stop it was a truck stop in the park no it was a truck stop he was in there walking around what why would george michael be at a truck stop are you sure he was he was looking for dick flashes i thought that was in central park google where where did google where did george michael get jerking off or anything i don't know where did george michael get jerking off or anything i don't know where did george michael get caught jerking off siri's not gonna know i asked google he didn't get cut jerking off i thought he got caught like he was doing something that the law thought was inappropriate rogers will rogers state park that's not a truck stop will rogers

state park i've been there that's that's up the. Oh, my God. That makes it even worse. But I like that the first thing that came up about him is George Michael caught passed out in his car again. When you get caught with it out there like that, you'd probably be stressed out. Well, all I know is I get it, what you're saying, but I just like talking to strangers. I still do it all the time.

Don't you just like me? Because 99% of them are just regular people. Occasionally there's a scary one. It's scary, but everybody has an interest in life. Everybody has their eyes open to something. Everybody has something that they saw that they want to share with you. And I don't think that that's just limited to celebrities. Exactly.

And a lot of times with celebrity interviews, it's like you hear the same stories over and over and over and over and over again that's why i like what does series recording everything you're saying wait a minute how the fuck did this just happen because you were going to look up where did george michael get caught jerking off and then it kept going it doesn't matter oh my. That's scary as shit. No, it's fine. You're good.

And I got this goddamn Face app to open my phone up. Yeah. Do you do that on your phone? Hell no. I'm nervous as shit, man. I don't want people to be able to FaceTime me, open my phone with my face. Like, I do the fingerprint. Although, if you're asleep, somebody could totally just take your phone and fingerprint you. I was so nervous about this phone because I got it.

I was like, why the fuck does this phone keep opening up? And I forgot that I put my biometrics in for it to open, but it makes me nervous because I sleep with my eyes open. With your eyes open. I dated a guy that did that. It freaked me the fuck out. What? It freaked me out.

He slept with his eyes open. My ex-boyfriend. I literally the first night thought he was dead. Did you try to do... I don't know. That feels like what you do when you RIP somebody. Did I try to close his eyes? Yeah. No, I didn't think that was really my place to do i know that feels like what you do when you r.i.p somebody but did i try to close his eyes yeah no i didn't think that was really my place to do that no but they were like wide

open are yours all the way open i don't know it all depends what night if i had a crazy night it could be wide open you know i'm saying like if i had a tmz night it could be wide open I don't have those two off the wall nah every once in a while TMZ TMZ I feel like TMZ stalks me yeah for sure that's cause you go places where like they know people are gonna do shit I have two TMZ

interviews one in the daytime and one in night time the daytime is usually clear and concise yeah it makes sense but the nighttime one is like yeah the daytime one's like you're coming out of whole foods you're buying organic shit once chapelle said yo why do you go like he said donnell is the only person i know that will get lit and just go interview with TMZ. Yeah, you do. You just did it at the Comedy Store the other night.

Do you remember? I wasn't lit. Well, no, but we were there for a while drinking. I mean, I would never do a show. So that's just the same as goddamn lit. It's the same as doing a podcast. You got to get some code words. Like, we were not lit.

We were in an altered state. Lit is like super fucked up, isn't it? Yeah, lit is super fucked up. But it was an altered state yeah but they roll up on you they just roll up and then people like i've had some good ones and some bad ones but it's funny because people want to be judgmental but i'm like you know you you got me coming out of the peppermint you got me coming out of a place where people go to have a good time it would be something different if my folks caught me yo, we just saw Donnell come out of church, you know,

and he was stumbling and he was lit. Then I could understand what your concerns would be. That would be a great interview, though. I would love to watch that interview. I think you should just not probably talk to him at night. I don't know. It's interesting. But you never say anything bad.

Never say anything bad. I say things as an interrupter. I say things that are interesting to me. I say things that I say things as the interrupter. I say things that are that are that are interesting to me. I say things that are that are that are on my mind. That should be your Wu-Tang name. The interrupter. That is. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm gonna tell you. That's so funny because somebody did get a name. Do you know? And these are the friends that I deal with. All right. The type of friends I deal with. What?

Do you know Charlemagne? No. Who's that? Charlamagne no who's that Charlamagne is a black podcaster he's a spiritually connected dude he's an author he writes books about mental health and shit and black people love him he

calls white people crackers but not in a not in a in a bad way but in a way where he could justify why they're crackers but we're friends and i've been on a breakfast club like a lot i think i'm probably the most interviewed person on a breakfast is that his podcast the breakfast club no that's not it's his platform that's the platform that blew him up he's really big time now you know he's changed his complexion he started when he first started charlamagne his complexion? Yeah, he lightened his skin.

You're joking. That's what the street's saying. You're not serious. His name is Charlemagne the God. Okay? Okay. He's a very popular personality now. He's into mental health.

He has a lot of white friends now. He's on CNN and a lot of other things. So he listened to the podcast I did with RZA and Joe Rogan, and he was a hater. He joined the bandwagon of calling me an interrupter. Serious hater? He joined the bandwagon of telling me to shut the fuck up. He was like, all right, but we started, this is how it started. He insulted me.

And you guys were friends, right? I mean, if you want to call it friends, it very shaky word okay this is what happened he insulted me uh-huh right and then i in return insulted him he insulted me through text message i insulted him through what i do i go memes i mean you to death i'm gonna meme you i'm gonna like i'm going to be in bearded humor we're gonna step it up my man bearded humor is one of the dopest mean motherfuckers i did so if you get this mad we're gonna meme you so this is how this conversation started with um scrolling and tell me what you see can i read this yeah but look at what picture you see first yeah i saw this i didn't know who these people are so on the left on the? On the left, that's Malik Yoba. Okay. Malik Yoba just recently

came out and explained his affection toward men, I mean, toward women, sorry, and his affection toward his trans attracted. Oh, okay. And a lot of people supported, in fact,

a majority of people supported, but there were some people that didn't support him saying he was trans attracted because some people just not going to

understand that. Sure, of course. So Charlamagne, the god. I don't know why they call him the god. I would never worship him. So he had on his show Flamin' Monroe. Flamin' Monroe is a very popular, funny transgender. Okay.

Female or male. I don't know the difference unless I see a dick. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know what you call it. Female, shemale. I don't know. I don't understand it.

Not shemale. But that's my ignorance i know that so i did a meme of what i thought that interview was and it's very funny but then charlamagne now you you read this okay this is how it started are we gonna all right you can start he wrote one of the best you're gonna read the emojis you're the blue right yeah wait Yeah, wait a minute. I'm black. I mean, on the text, that's your sign. Yeah, this is me being sarcastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sent him a meme of the people you were just talking about. Malik Yoba. Yeah, and the girl, what's the girl's

name again? Shala Flamin Monroe. Who's that? That's DJ Envy. He just likes skin. So you just threw him in? Yeah, yeah. Okay. One of the best interviews you ever did. Oh, he sent him that meme. Being sarcastic. Yeah, and the guy sent back a bunch of smiley interviews you ever did. Oh, he sent him that meme. Being sarcastic. Yeah. And the guy sent back a bunch of smiley faces.

The God. Can I call him the God? You can, but I won't. Okay. Lenard. And then what? You sent him a clip of you on RZA? No, that's not me on RZA. If you follow the story of me on Joe Rogan Podcast with RZA, RZA promised that he was

going to give me some music or intro music for my podcast. Yeah. And that is just an MP screenshot file of that image. Oh, so you just sent him that to be like, hey, bitch. I'm trying to say, yo, fuck out my face. Yeah, get out of here. He loves me. Right. Not love me, but he fucks with me. You wrote that moment when RZA sends you beats

for your podcast. Stop playing with me, N-word. I can ahead say that you go ahead good fake news he wrote back fake news right you wrote um k watch me work and he said watch me work when someone says watch me work it means i'm about to i'm about to get in my i'm about to get into my energy i'm about watching me work like okay watch i'm about to you you'll see you want me to do it more in your voice watch me work son that was racist but go ahead yeah that was yeah do my voice do it yo do my part do my okay and he said i like how joe rogan just kept talking when you would try to interrupt him rizza should have did the same oh he mean he's a mean motherfucker go ahead you go and work

i'm winning son you spelled it wrong you actually wrote whining you know that you want to auto correct my shit man you read it just correct it i'm whining i said i'm okay i said i'm winning son go ahead i said i'm winning son and then he said good morning sarcasm and you said stop following this cracker son you actually wrote son that time that's it before i added so what did you say stop following those crackers son okay my question to you is why is it that you didn't call crackers because no one uses the c word because we don't care so it's not offensive no i don't even understand where the term comes from i'll have to google it crackers crackers don't hurt anybody crackers is such a lame word

that when you upset. I love crackers. You got to say cracker as cracker to even try to make it mean anything. I mean. But he didn't mean anything racist, but he just was like, you know. Why is cracker even an insult? It's like what you have with soup. It's not really insult. It was just the white communities like this.

I know you guys are so upset about the N word. Let us help. And we pick crackers. And yeah, you pick crackers. We pick the shittiest word. We couldn't punctuate it. We couldn't really stamp it we should have a way better word than that we had nothing physical can we come up with a better word

for us that's like cooler sounding or producer dave producer dave all right what else okay then you said to him stop following those crackers son n word's been talking about that since it happened i'm about to do a collab with rizza okay now that's what i'm saying like while he's trying to hate on me like somebody said there's no thing such thing as bad publicity so i'm like this as crazy as that was people are talking and i'm gonna jump on it and i'm gonna ride that wave that's my translation of my own translation and then he said nah you was really doing a lot of interrupting and then you wrote so what I'm an interrupter My life I've been an interrupter from grade school. I've been an interrupter from report cards

I've been an interrupter when I was in the military guess what I was an interrupter I was so mad when we hung out because you would talk talk talk about talking I'd say one thing you'd be like you talk too much and now you listen right i'm i'm learning but that's what i'm saying is like there's nothing new that i'm an interrupter i'm in the field that people interrupt in but go ahead with the continued hate okay you said i'm an interrupter he actually said a laughing emoji at that all right now he's getting soft now because he know my shit is funny he know my shit is funny but now he got to like fess up to it well that was funny I'm an interrupter thank you and then you said when the last time you listen to one of your interviews and he said I don't interrupt I let people talk son no

you son back Charlemagne you let people talk after you've talked for 30 fucking minutes for 30 fucking minutes you just you finally let people talk because you need to take a breath somewhere that's when you let people talk you don't let people talk and know back and forth look at the tape go to the videotape we really should let him like talk and defend his side of this i don't want him to defend his side his side of man his side is in that text all right fine and then he said i don't interrupt i let people talk son and you said everybody has a different fighting style Wu-Tang right motherfucker Wu-Tang niggas different type of Wu's I'm a different I'm a different type of Wu you got an energetic Wu Riz is a chill Wu you know Ghostface is like a thuggy sexy Wu and I'm not

saying no homo pause I know how many bitches love fucking the whole Wu-Tang clan you know I'm saying but my fighting style is different that That's the point I made. He said it was very insensitive of you to say the late, great... No, it wasn't. Wait a minute. Say it again. He said it was very insensitive of you

to say the late, great Nipsey Hussle was a sock N-word. Okay. I listened to that. Can I defend you? Oh, my God. I have a white woman defending me on sock N-word inward yeah because because first of all

okay this is why and i'm not going to interrupt i'm going to listen okay because i listened to it and you were talking about how like people would hustle on the come up and he used to buy expensive socks uptown or whatever and go downtown sell them or the other way around I don't know and uh and you were totally joking you say because uh Rizzo was saying he would do that with like what drugs or whatever he was selling what he what he what he was trying to do and this was so reminiscent of the Chappelle Chappelle show Wu-Tang Financial he was giving you a lesson on economic structure on being an entrepreneur in the hood yeah he was basically saying we would go to this one neighborhood and buy stuff it didn't matter didn't have to be drugs it could be socks and then he said like one of you said nipsey hustle used to sell socks he

it might must have been you nipsey hustle used to him and his brother that was that's when i said it when i said but but i'm gonna defend you before you say anything. But then the minute you said he was a sock, you went, rest in peace, Nipsey. I mean, you said so much good shit about him. It was obvious you were kidding and everybody laughed. There was no disrespect. No, I wasn't kidding about that. No, I meant kidding. What I'm saying, when I said that, when I said Nipsey Hussle was a sock nigga,

the reason I meant that because that was his hustle. He wasn't out robbing anybody. That was his hustle. Him and his brother, Black his brother um black sam would come together they get a couple of boxes of socks they'll break it down put in another different type of packaging because they took the effort of going to get them they would charge up and they would do that and they would get more money and they invested themselves and that's what i was trying to say with it it wasn't about the sock niggas yeah it was a fact that the entrepreneurial mindset of someone that thinks like i think it's a compliment right because you're just saying he hustles so hard but that's what charlamagne is

a hater what did he say after that your face what use your face to wake this up hold on swipe oh you almost tried to get in my shit hold on i don't know wait a minute it locked wait okay here we go okay here we go do you remember what you asked yeah he said it was insensitive of you and then you said the streets felt that he did sell socks no do it again what did I say what did I say

what did I say I'll do your sensitive voice no it's going to my voice no do it again what he said you said the streets felt that. He did sell socks. That was him and his brother hustle. You can keep asking M words the same questions, son.

I'm building my own arc. You taught me that, son. My street creds are too strong, son. Right up. Right up. Let me tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why.

Because Charlamagne is my friend. When you hear friendships, when you hear friendships, you feel like. You said, I used the term loosely like 20 minutes ago. No, because I'm going to explain. Charlamagne is my friend. Like, you're my friend. We're friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, if you were doing something, right? And I was like this, yo, I'm doing this. If you were doing something, you say, yo, D, I'm doing this. I want to bring some awareness to it. Could you blast this out? Could you tweet it for me? Yeah, of course. If you ask me, I'm going to do it.

Yeah. And it was a particular video i was doing and i asked charlemagne to do it and he wouldn't do it and i was i felt insulted right i've been and then i felt insulted but i didn't want to ask him i'm not going to beg a motherfucker for anything i felt insulted but he said something and i and i learned from him he son, he said, build your own ark. Right? Build your own ark. They'll come. And then guess what I said?

Yeah, I understand that. That was some biblical shit. That was some biblical shit and you're right and I will build my own ark but you said you was my nigga. So if you say you're my nigga then blast my shit.

I actually get that. I've had friends that are like my very, very close friends who sometimes I feel like there'll be a little Hollywood like they won't share my thing, but they'll share someone more famous than me. And you're kind of like, but you're my friend. You don't get mad about it, but it's whatever. You remember it.

But with that said, it's like when I said Nipsey was a sock nigga, I didn't want anybody to misunderstand it. That's why I say R.I.P. You know, because he was he was an entrepreneur and let me explain like my first um me first meeting nipsey hustle from the east coast when nipsey hustle um first came out he looked a lot like snoop dog he had the uh west coast vibe he had the locks he looked like um people would say a snoop wannabe ah you know i'm saying they look alike they they they got the same west coast vibe and people necessarily in the east coast didn't connect with him too much then as they got to know him they saw his

character and other stuff they fell for him he was like one like when when when he was on the east coast you never felt like no shit like East Coast versus West Coast. It was just like a cool motherfucker. Does that still exist, that rivalry? No, the rivalry doesn't exist. It's more camaraderie, more than anything. Because people make levels of money now where you need each other. And then we found out that because of those beats, we lost two great amazing people.

And it was just stupid. And then people get older and it doesn't yeah it doesn't make sense But when I first met him I was doing a show in Atlanta I was with Dave Chappelle at the Tabernacle and I was on stage and Nipsey came through him and Him and one other person and I was like what up Nip he said what up he sat down He watched the show or at least my part of the show and then we had an intermission And I had my man 40 shout out to 40. He was selling my merchandise downstairs He sat down, he watched the show, or at least my part of the show. And then we had an intermission, and I had my man 40, shout out to 40, he was selling my merchandise downstairs.

So during the intermission, Nipsey went down to get a drink, and then when he came back and sat down, I noticed the motherfucker had 10 of my shirts. He had 10 of my merchandise. He bought my shirts. And the thing that I respected most about how he bought them, you know our game.

He didn't say anything, he bought them. He just bought them. My man was going to give them to him. Like, huh, take these. The look from the audience and to see him sitting there with my shit in his hand. Like, yo, I got your shit.

And a drink. And not give it to his assistant. He rocked with it. Because it meant so much to me because I know the story of him and um jay-z ipsy was one of the first person that decided to put a different price on a mixtape he had mixtapes that he was selling for a hundred dollars to make it exclusive exclusive i may be wrong on the number but he thought outside the box he wanted to make something special and he made these mixed cds and he met um um jay-z and jay-z bought like a hundred of them jay-z bought enough of them from him where nipsey took that money invested and put in something else

so for nipsey to like pay it back like that to me and that's why when i was telling that story about the socks when i said nipsey was a sock nigga he was a sock nigga and any nigga that ever sold socks understand what a sock nigga i have to say that when i listened to it and i told you this i said like i didn't really know much about nipsey hussle at all until he died like he was one of those people i didn't really ever even hear him i mean granted it's not like i know a lot of rappers or anything but see and that's what and and with you saying that that's what, and with you saying that, that's what, in death, there's a lot of misery. There's a lot of heartache. Yeah.

You feel pain for people. You hurt on the inside. And we could dwell on that. Yep. We could really dwell on how bad death is, how bad death makes us feel. But we also can see what's born out of death. Yep. You know what I'm saying?

Totally. When a tree dies and you take all the roots, you see something sprout. Yeah. It's sprouted after death. And one thing, and it's unfortunate, you have to lose a life, a life, and especially such a profound life. And every life means something, that you have to lose a life, a life, and especially such a profound life. And every life means something that you have to lose a life to respect another life. But in his death, it brought, like you said, people that didn't know him. Like you just said, a lot of white people.

I never heard of him. They feel that it's like this. And I'm not being insulting when I say this. No, it's okay. I just thought he was a rapper. Everybody thought he was a rapper. But a lot of people thought he was a rapper he was more than that he was a visionary he was an activist he was a philanthropist

he was a he was a lot of those things and with his death this is what we have to take away with death is like how can we grow out of it and what's different and the fact that you knew him and you knew him as a different Nipsey.

And I looked him up because of the way the black community responded to his death. Because, you know, I'm on black Twitter. I don't know how I got on there. You know the fuck. You know exactly. Yo, yo. I don't know how I got on there. I'm there.

Yo, you like. You don't know how the fuck you got on black Twitter. I don't know how, but I'm there. I'm in it. I'll take a wild guess why you're on black Twitter. I don't know how, but I'm in it. I'll take a wild guess why you're on black Twitter. The point is, but the point is, I looked him. Oh, my God. You on black Twitter is fucking weird.

I don't know how I got on, but I am. It just comes up. But the point is, I looked him up more than I probably would have if, you know, if the outcry about his death wasn't so intense it was so intense it's like it's unfortunate but and i've said this i said this on on rogan's podcast about we are never ever guaranteed how long we be here in life but one thing we guarantee is we're born we have a dash and then we have the end and at the end of the day it's like you know nipsey it might not be uh you might not understand it you talk to a senior citizen but nipsey lived a full life that was cut

short it was a full life i got chill but it was it was a full life that was cut short and with that it just that energy has got to go somewhere else yeah it's got to go somewhere else and that's the only point it like as much as people want to say on that podcast and i'm not going to keep talking about the podcast but i am going to keep talking about it because i think when i did rogan's podcast with risen when i did rogan's podcast with rogan i felt like a birth of a podcast you know i felt i felt like as much as i put it off and we were talking a while back about challenging your fears, as much as I put it off, something had to kick my ass to actually do it. Well, you needed to respond to what was it was like you had something you really wanted to say. That's why it's like that's the whole reason you started. Have you ever been super, super fearful of something and you said, fuck it, and you challenged it?

Lots of stuff. In the comedy. Well, comedy in the first place. You know, when I started stand-up. How long ago? The first time was 06. The first time ever. First time?

What the fuck is a first time for comedy? The first time I ever did stand-up. Oh, I thought you meant the first time you did it. You mean the first time you ever went on stage. first time for comedy the first time i ever did stand up i thought you meant the first time you did it you mean the first time you ever went on stage first time i went on stage okay what else is what other version of doing it is there no no when you said it this is what i thought when you said the first time i did it i guess i what i meant was because i started technically in 06 but i did it for like a year and then i got a contract doing a gig that was totally different and first so like you started when you were six oh six 2006 okay this is funny

this is what I was saying what confusion with me was when you said the first time I tried it because you know how you I get what you're saying some comics say I tried it and I stopped

like I thought you stopped and I was going to be upset about that well I did kind of stop because I was on the road doing I was emceeing shit and I was doing like Miller Lite commercials

and I was like doing other shit oh you was one of those girls it doesn't matter point is you was one of those Miller hot chicks I was like doing other shit. Oh, you was one of those girls? It doesn't matter. Point is. You was one of those Miller hot chicks? I did like posters and stuff. But it doesn't matter. I know those posters.

Back in the day. I bought those posters. I retired. Yeah. Point is, I used to get so nervous to go on stage and do comedy. I would throw up. Like I wanted to quit all the time. So you could be in front of people.

You could be in front of people being beautiful, being sexy. But then with standing in front of somebody being funny, that was scary. Well, that's the scariest thing because there's nothing. Look, it's easy to be. It's easy to. I'm good with people. I've always been good with people. That's easy.

But being on stage. Especially if you're on black Twitter. You're definitely good with people. Go ahead. But like the point is I used to get really fucking so terrified but i wanted i felt like it was the hardest challenge of my life so i wanted to win it also when i moved here i was terrified i didn't know one person here and i never lived by myself really and i was like so scared i mean but now what's interesting is stand-up is like the most comfortable place i

ever have. I'm way more like nervous now taking photos or talking to somebody one on one. Really? Yeah. But how does it feel to be like in an industry where your looks, your beauty, your body could get you. It's hard. So it could get you so far ahead or people can use it against you. You know what?

I don't think it. It's hard. Okay, here's the thing. You can't really complain about this without sounding like an asshole because it's like a champagne problem. Yeah, it's like, it's so hard being a hot white chick. I'm not saying I'm hot, but I mean, it's like,

you can't, but at the same time, it is really challenging because you can't win if you fuck them. You can't win if you don't fuck them. Right. Because if you fuck them, let's just say you try to fuck your way to the top,

which is dumb anyway, because you gotta, like people that fuck comics and actors, like they're not even close to the top. But some people do. Some people do. Because they're dumb. I don't,

I'm not saying we like, like, like, No, they do. Start to march for the ones that, but some, some women, not even women,

some men, fuck their way to the top. Oh, sure. Yeah. But I guess that what I'm saying is like, let's say i fucked the president of a network nbc what network though let's say nbc i'd never be honest i was like this you go both ways shout out to deborah lee but go ahead no but what i was gonna say is like let's say you

do that and something happens where they decide they don't like you or they don't want to be around you but if you i know this and i'm not supporting that i know that but if you position yourself for the next relationship that you got to do anything with them but like you think that but like just trust me when i tell you because the position i'm in every almost anybody i've had a meeting with at some point has hit on me asked me out or whatever right if i said yes it's i know that's gotta be annoying and if i say no then sometimes their ego is bruised they don't want to work with me or they don't want to see me again and it's not even about

it would be so much easier if someone came to me and said hey if you fuck me I'll give you this movie I'll give you this TV show but it's so gray the way they do it nah I don't think it's gray I think Harvey Weinstein had those conversations I think he was directed but maybe possibly but you know what it's like I feel like this He had those conversations. That wasn't correct. No. That wasn't correct. I think he was directing the point, maybe, possibly.

But you know what? It's like... But wait. I feel like this, you know, as a person that speaks his mind, whatever, and I'm not defending anything or supporting anything, you know, and I really believe that the industry really needed, really, really needed the Me Too movement. Because as a man, you could start thinking things are normal that don't necessarily are really normal. You know what I'm saying?

Totally. You could start thinking like, you know what? You know what? She's cute. I'm pretty sure if I give her this role, it's going to give me better chances of dating her. And I know in that respect that something had to happen because men are so stupid and so ignorant that you think what you're just simple what do you mean you're not stupid you're just like you're a

caveman you're all at the end of the day like sex hungry man sports like there's nothing like it's just simple where women are like like i don't you're like me you don't want anyone to not like you don't want to hurt someone's feelings right so like once someone starts to flirt with me at all now it's like you're constantly in this game of i don't want to hurt his feelings i also don't like him like that but i gotta flirt a little or he won't keep me around oh you gotta shut it down it's just and then you're like if i do shut it down and say something like there was one comic way when i first but you know what it's a way i think that might be the point there's a way to shut it down i think there's a way to shut down i may be wrong i'm not a female i'm not a hot white female but i think it's true it's a way to shut it down where it don't people gonna yell at me it don't have to be so abrasive

it don't have to be so like fuck you asshole i'm calling the cops totally totally that's it but but that's also like you're cool like i've had some guys that have done shit that i was like hey you know that makes me feel a little weird and we're friends and now you made it weird but i've also done the same thing with guys that have been so butthurt and embarrassed or ashamed or whatever and they will never talk to me again. So what do you think? What I did, should there be some type of an app or just like a Me Too disclaimer app where you start using those,

I wherewith heareth known, furthermore, more known as, above, to like be, but then that would be like, I really think that. It's about your relationship. It's what? It's about your relationship. Look, Joey Diaz and me, I told you that I met's about your relationship. It's what? It's about your relationship. Look, Joey Diaz and me, I told you that I met Joey the same way that you did.

Damn, that's so funny. We talking about me too, and then Joey Diaz name just pop up out of nowhere. No, because... I don't think he would like that segue. No, he's fine. Yo, he's going to be like this. Yo, Kate.

Yo, I know you was going to talk about me, but could you at least let us get past me too? No, wait. Yo, what the fuck? You know what i'm saying yo the bitch forgot about it for years and now you bring it up shut up you're making it sound like you mean to me no i'm just saying think about your segues like yeah we're talking about guys you know joey diaz but i'm saying it's about your personal relationship

my personal relationship he never tried to meet to me but Okay, wait. But I know Joey's been to parties. He'd be like, whatever's happening is happening. No, no. What the fuck? He doesn't go to parties. Joey doesn't go to parties. No, this is what I'm saying. Joey is the party. Joey is the party.

No, this is what I mean, okay? I love that dude. Joey is like family so close to me. He's never, in fact, even when we became friends one time, he even said to me, I hope you know that I love your heart and not all the shit all these people talk about. I mean, you're beautiful. Yeah, he's like, I saw it, but I don't love it.

He's never really seen anything except for all. No, not like that, but you know. But wait, but one time I went to do his podcast. We're fucking around before periscoping. Damn, that's not even working anymore?

They don't periscope anymore, do they? I periscope. You still periscope? Hell yeah. Only people that use periscope are people that are on black Twitter. Whatever. Fine.

That's how I got there. All right. Okay, so anyway um i don't know exactly how it happened you have to go watch it but one thing led to another and joey took his balls out but but but not in a me too way wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute there's no way you can say somebody put their balls out here's how somebody put their balls out. Here's how it went down. Somebody put their balls out and just like, then it's like, so then we're at the bar. No.

What happened? Okay, I'll explain it. Here's how it went. It was before the podcast. One ball, I thought it was a very humble thing to say. One ball or two balls? Well, I didn't look because I ran. I hope he don't put his balls out on me when I go to his podcast.

We're going to have a problem, sir. Well, he might if you ask. We will train forever, nigga. Fuck that, sir. Don't he know i'm trying to remember because joey one of his people put his balls on the white people one of his album covers has his balls on it okay so somehow on the periscope he's talking about balls and then lee syah his producer said something about his nutsack and then joey was like you

want to see it i was like no i was like absolutely not he's like come on you want to see i was like no but me and joey are such good friends that he can have his balls out around you not for long no but he did it to make me uncomfortable on purpose because it's funny but like it wasn't sexual i don't know how to explain it i know that you can't make racial difference in all jokes no if you did that in that way it would be funny too no if i did it my way it would be perverted no what my mind would think in that way but i'm saying in this way this is the difference between certain human treatment black people and listen i know people like this yeah it's always black white black white but i'm just trying to tell you what jokes go off in the white community and what jokes go off in the black community you know in the community

white we look at all the same shit but you know what i'm saying that's not true all right that's it but the perception is that's hispanic yo yo it's white it looks white no it isn't what i'm saying my point i'm making is that you would never be able to make that funny in a room with black dudes like this yo y'all want to see something funny yo i'm gonna put my i'm gonna put my nuts in your face it's the way i'm saying it you'll, you'll be like, Wu-Tang, son. You said it. How it fucking happened? You're right. You had to see it. Joey Diaz pulled his nuts up.

The point of the story is. That's your good friend. He's almost like father. He's really like family, which makes it sound even creepier. Forget it. You just told a story. You told a creepy story. Can I tell you a story?

I'm sorry. I'm so not used to podcasts. Where are we doing on time right now? Yeah, because wait, what time is it? No, we ain't got to go. I'm checking for me. We got are we doing on time right now Wait what time is it I'm checking for me We got 10 minutes left We did a second podcast You know there's no cut off

It's a podcast No it's a cut off because you keep on trying to tell us how busy your fucking day is I have a meeting I know you got a meeting we all got motherfucking meetings We already got it I got a producer I was saying in the future there's no cutoff. I know there's no cutoff.

Now you made me forget what I was saying. Now I'm nervous about Joey. No, you're nervous about Joey. So let me tell you. Dave Chappelle, and this is probably, I know this is not going to be the last time I talk about him. He's a good friend of mine. People are like, why you always name drop Dave? I say because he's one of my closest friends.

And people love him. And we were in Milwaukee. And I've shared this story before. We were in Milwaukee at the Pabst Theater. And the Pabst Theater is a dope theater. They have fucking the dopest green room I've ever seen in my life. They got like a fucking

video area for like video arcade games from the 80s. They got an area with like 1,200 technique speakers. I mean, turntables where you could play vinyl music. They got a fucking barista for us. They got every night. They got a different five-star restaurant bringing us food, tablecloth, and having somebody work with us. We had a pastry bitch.

Not a pastry bitch, but a bitch that make pastries. Right? Listen, I don't mean it like that. I'm saying I didn't mean bitch in a bad way, man. That was the most. We had a bitch that make pastries, right? I like the first episode. You said, I could never say bitch about a woman on this show.

No, but in the right context. Well, listen. Julie was a pastry bitch name, right? So Julie was a vegan, too. And I knew she was a vegan because she just every time she said something she was like so excited vegans excited about every word they say right so every day she would say Donnell listen she would say Donnell is there anything I could make for you I said yeah I told her I said make me an apple pie she said it's pretty simple I said I, I was like, bitch, you, I mean, pastry lady, you asked me what I wanted, not what I could make.

I was like, is that so simple? Make me an apple pie and put my name on the top of the apple pie. So she said, and she walked away, right? So the next day I go to work. And when I come to work, nobody's happy to see me because it's like the interrupter just showed up. When I come to work, nobody's happy. And at this day, everybody's all like, hey, what's going on? What's going on?

Like something's about to happen. Like they want to be like surprised. I look at the end of the table, craft service table, and I saw from a distance what looks like an apple pie. And I don't know if this makes me gay, but I grabbed my heart. And I said, I was so excited. Why would they make you gay? Because I got excited about a pastry.

Like, who gets excited about, I mean. I mean, the fact that that was your first thought to request. She's like, I'll make you anything. Because I'm simple. I was simple because I'm not a pastry motherfucker. So I saw the fucking apple pie. I said, and I got close to the apple pie. I was like, oh, shit, I can't believe this bitch made me an apple pie.

Right. And then when I looked in front of on top of the apple pie, it had my name on the apple pie. I was like, oh, shit. How much of your name just Donnell? No, listen, it was Donnell. My dick got hard. No, no. Like, yo, I saw my name on the top of apple pie.

It was like bong bong. Does it make you gay? It makes you weird as shit. No, I'm weird, but I don't give a fuck. Anybody. If you get an apple pie and you see your name on it, you're going It makes you weird as shit. No, I'm weird, but I don't give a fuck. Anybody, if you get an apple pie and you see a name on it, you gonna get excited. I got excited. So listen, so I'm

excited. I'm showing everybody this motherfucking apple pie. Security, motherfucking friends. Dave ain't come to work yet, right? Oh my God. Dave come to work and I had the apple pie behind my back and I said, Dave, look, I got an apple pie. And he and I said Dave look I got an apple pie and he looked at me

he was like so and I was a little offended by that then I said but it's an apple pie with my name on it he looked me right in my face and said Donnell it's gonna take every muscle in my body for me not to stick my dick in your apple pie

that's amazing that's amazing I's not amazing that's amazing i wish he had so bad no no no that's not amazing that's so disrespectful and the thing about it was that he knew i had to go on stage in two minutes right so he yelled he said could somebody stick that pie in the microwave for 45 seconds not only was he gonna put his dick in my pie he wanted to be the right temperature wait right wait a minute wait a minute so i'm about to go on right and i said uh because somebody went to security i said could somebody um could somebody please keep uh watch my pie

and they said no donnell we're not paid to watch pies i said well could somebody watch dave's dick and make sure it don't go in my motherfucking pie? And this motherfucker said, yeah, we can do that. See? Right. And then Dave said, he said, Donnell. And my name, D-O-N-N-E-L-L. He said, I'm going to put my dick right on top of the L so that pie can just say done. That is the motherfucking friend.

We're new to this. This is the Donucking friend we're new to this this is the Don Air Raleigh show my girl Kate is in the motherfucking building building we're gonna put a try to put a different perspective on podcast or not even be different we're just gonna be ourselves and we're gonna talk to our motherfuckers and we're gonna share stories about Joey Diaz is nuts and Dave Chappelle's dick in my apple pie we're gonna see our next time don't you both. Don't you supposed to say subscribe now, hit the button or something? Subscribe, like, and follow us. Something like that. Subscribe, like, and follow us.

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