Donnell - The Donnell Rawlings Show Episode #075

Episode Date: March 24, 2022

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Hello, everybody. I'd like to start by saying thank you for being a fan or a foe of the Donnell Rawlings show. I know some people that watch this show, listen to this show, they listen and watch because they're fans of mine. And other people listen and watch because they're haters of mine. But in the event that you don't know what you want to do, be a hater or a lover, I need you to subscribe. We like the people that love us and we support the people that hate us.

We're trying to get these subs up. Make sure you subscribe to the Donnie O'Reilly Show right now. You're watching and you're listening, but you're not subscribing. Do it right now, bitch. Haters, we welcome you. And now, time for the show. The Donnell Rawlings show, live in your face.

Fuck that bitch ass thing. You'll never take my place you dicker! Thank you. So this episode marks a very monumental, monumental, monumental time. Monumental. This podcast represents a monumental time in my history as a podcaster. This is the 75th. First off, let me explain. The voice you heard in the background

is a young lady that's been part of the Team Chappelle brand for so many years she went from slinging t-shirts to becoming the production product coordinator ceof what is it called executive production coordinator executive production coordinator for dave chapelle and when we discussed this title earlier she said which means i'm Dave's bitch. Not in that type of way, but a person that supports him and makes sure he's okay. Yes. Team play. And the introduction is like, before I was really interrupted, when I first started doing my

podcast, or when I had the thought of doing a podcast, I wasn't excited about calling people to be guests on my show. I've talked about this on many platforms. I wasn't excited about calling people to be guests on my show. I've talked about this on many platforms. I wasn't excited because I hate when the motherfuckers say, nah, I'm good. I hate the person that always says, yo, son, y'all know this. Yo, son, whatever you need, I got you. Say less. Done.

No caps. Is that a cool phrase now? caps what does that mean no no lie no lie right no lie no caps they say all that so when you finally get the nerve to ask this person to assist you you get the voicemail you get voicemail they just go straight to voicemail. You get voicemail. It goes straight to voicemail. And I'm an old head, so I actually leave voicemail messages. You actually leave messages? I leave messages. I leave voicemail messages. I do.

I'm like this, just in case, because sometimes you get things lost in translation. You know what I mean? You can't really feel. I thought you said you had me, nigga, in a text. Yeah. You know, but did you say yeah to the N-word? Okay, moving on. You know, you can't say, I thought you had me, nigga, on a text.

You can't, people have to hear that. But now they do it. Now they got the new shit, voice text messaging, right? Yeah, because nobody listens to the voicemail you're leaving. Man, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard, man. People just want to control their part of the conversation. I think so. Because when you send me a message that you texted,

and you're like, hey, just wanted to say I got your message, why you can't just call me? Why you can't just call me? Or why you can't just do the regular text? It's like the FaceTime level of texting. I hate that. So anybody, I bet if this is one of them motherfuckers right now, I'll lose my shit. What's the podcast download numbers per week? That's from my manager. I don't know. We're about at 30,000.

So I'm going to get myself back on track. So when I first started doing or thoughts of doing a podcast, didn't want to call anybody. I was like, I want to make this podcast interesting. I want people to be excited to hear from and see me. And I just didn't want to call anybody. So I was just doing a show in Philadelphia. Shout out to all the people

that came to support me in Philadelphia. Helium. It was a dope weekend. All sold out. Shout out for the people that supported that. So I had to do another podcast. I said, let me go to What The Fuck Studios

to do a podcast. And I had a couple of guests on the list. And all of them fucking didn't show up. How many of us have them, friends, before they didn't show up? So I said, Donnell, are you going to go back to your original idea of doing the podcast completely by yourself and i said yes but one thing about talking to people by yourself sometimes you get loopy and you have nobody to bounce off nobody to fact check any of the lies that you're saying none of that so i want to thank uh heather for

sitting in to do that for me at the last minute. And I want to thank you for being such a such a dope part of the Chappelle Show brand. Everybody loves you. Thank you. And what they like the most is the There it is.

You know what I'm saying? You know, you gotta there it is, double up. And the funny thing about, and our whole group from security, everybody, you get used to hearing the, and then when you don't get a, you're like, where's the fucking, so that's what she going, we going to just interject, whoever, in the meantime. And you can't do it on demand, like, like just do it, can't do that, right? I mean, I could, but it's not authentic's not authentic It's okay. What is it? Go to real one I'm telling you as a stand-up comic you should travel with a snorter

And I'm not talking about the illegal snorter, not the illegal. The snorter is somebody that keeps you on track. Somebody gets your time and they snort on, not on cue, but when you hit a funny note. All right. So part of this episode is that I got to 75 episodes. I got to 75 episodes of this podcast. If I'm not mistaken,

we've been out in the podcast world for like two years. When I first started, I started this podcast and I said, I don't want to get an elaborate studio. I just want to do something that's simple, that the audience would grow with me. And some of y'all people that's listening and watching now, you're assholes. You're real assholes. And this is going back to the friend and foe thing. Some of you motherfuckers are assholes.

And when I say that, nothing is good enough. Yeah, Donnell, this show is funny, but I think you should bring the levels up in the headphones to like a 3.4. Everybody want to direct it and be the engineer. I like that, but I think the lighting in the background, man, fuck that. It's a content, funny.

Is it interesting? Do you like it? And that's why when I first started, I didn't want to do it at Labrador Studio because I was like, I want people to grow with me. And I did that, and I want to shout this young lady out. She was supposed to be in the podcast. Things didn't work out the way I thought it was going to work out. But someone that's very much a part of the success and the demise of this podcast, Kate Quigley. Kate Quigley, I was talking about doing a podcast for like a couple of years. And finally she said, Donahue, just do the podcast. Dude, she's blonde. So she always does her hair like this. She's like, dude, you can just do the podcast. We can do it at my place. So we did it at her place. We did it in her living room.

We had the cheesiest background. But the thing that I think is important with podcasts, we had a very engaging conversation. It was funny. It was bootlegged shit. But with every episode, we grew. Every episode, we grew. And she started this podcast with me. And I understand. This is what the streets are telling me.

The streets are telling me that Donnell rollins is difficult to work with facts i didn't ask for a fact you're supposed to be the fact checker you can't just say facts like like i need like to find the A fact, but not say facts. There's words on the streets, room on the streets, that Donnell is hard to work with. And I want to know, what is so hard about working with Donnell? You want me to start?

So it's a list of shit? It's a list of shit? I mean, no, not a whole list. But it seems like you know one or two things that make me hard to work with. Impatient. Impatient? What you mean I'm impatient? You're impatient. You know what?

I would. You're getting better. I'm not going to agree with that. I will say this because I dated this young lady once and I said, I don't have any patients. She said, you don't have one patient. Like, I don't have one. No. But what am I impatient about?

Anything and everything. Do you have an example of me being impatient? No examples. That means that's false. False allegations. If you have no example of you being a patient, maybe I didn't want to walk somewhere before. Yeah, you don't want to walk. You wouldn't even walk across the street.

You may just get an Uber. I'm famous. It was across the street. I'm famous. Do you know what could happen going across the street? Huh? And when you say you're ready to go? I'm ready to go.

You're ready to go. Exactly. So what's wrong? Fuck paying the tab. What? Cash. Fuck paying the tab? Yeah, like, you know, we've talked about this. When you say you're ready to go, there's logistics.

You have a group of people. If there is someone that is responsible to make sure I'm good when I'm irresponsible, then that should be their job. Like, I think so. And I'm not trying to, like, downgrade, or I'm not trying to, like, diss anybody or whatever, but I know I'm not that responsible. So I position myself in life where I can afford

to have someone... Have responsible people around you. Have responsible people around me to make me responsible. And no, I'm not walking across the street. On Hollywood Boulevard, I don't think that's a good idea. Hollywood Boulevard, traffic's going. I didn't want to walk across the street. I wanted to get a car.

Okay, I played myself. I didn't know how far, boys and girls, didn't know how far we were supposed to walk. So I was adamant about I don't walk. Literally get in the fucking car and go two blocks, and I was like, God damn. It wasn't even two blocks. That's exaggerating.

All right, well, it was a half a block. It was across the street. It was across the street, but we had to hit the light, and I was like, oh, shit. Maybe I should have took this walk. All right, back to 75th. Back to the thing that really keeps me going about this podcast is that I know that there are people that listen. I know there's people that's interested in my life.

I know there's people that's interested in the things that's going on in my friend's life. And I think a podcast is the perfect platform for it. But when I first started I did not know what the fuck I was doing some people probably say right now you still don't know what the fuck you're doing nigga but I've had moments I've had moments on the podcast where like we've like laughed like crazy I've had moments where I was lost to words I had moments where I was lost to words, didn't know what to say,

but was just in an emotional, an emotional state. And I think that that's what makes a podcast good, when people can see every side of you, not just the happy-go-lucky shit. And that's another thing

I really appreciate about this podcast. I don't always have to be funny. When I first started, I was always, I got to get a joke. I got to get a joke now. You don't always have to be funny. When I first started, I was always, I got to get a joke. I got to get a joke now. You don't always have to be funny.

All you have to do is be entertaining and be engaging and tell funny stories or share, to tell funny stories or share funny moments. So this episode is dedicated to sharing out of 75 episodes i've kind of boiled down maybe five six seven uh moments they're really funny or something or a moment where i thought that i was ready to make a turn in the podcast world and things were about to pop off so this is donna rawlings show by himself with a petty ass executive production coordinator snorter thank you for pulling up for me heather because nobody else did i really appreciate it and i noticed this is not you as you say your thing nope you know it's not your thing at all but that's the test of a true friend, when you can call them and they show up.

So enough of that mushy shit. This is one of, I consider one of the funniest moments on the Donnelly Rollins show. They lit your ass. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. And I don't want to be all judgy. No, it's true.

But they lit your ass on fire. Yeah, because she said that you put shaving cream on it, then you light it on fire, and the shaving cream... Don't try this at home. I'm not saying to do it in case you get burned. Don't try this nowhere. Don't try this at the club. But the shaving cream creates a layer of protection,

and then you're supposed to be able to twerk out the flames if you do it right. Man, I don't know. I done been in some strip clubs, and that twerk wind... You can feel it? No, you don't know. I done been to some strip clubs and that twerk wind. You can feel it? No, you can smell it. No! Shut up! You can not! Yo! What do you smell? You never been to a joint in Atlanta,

son? Yo, let me explain something. No! Yo! I'm not going to say, yo, that twerk wind? Yo, no, let me understand. Like, I mean, that twerk wind. never smelled it no you don't know that twerk wind is usually a combination of febreze and and that twerk wind is febreze it's a musky febreze it smells like febreze getting out of car that had black ice that's what twerk wind smell like. And I don't give a fuck.

Excuse me. I don't care how fine you are when that twerk went in. Yo, you just turned into the ugliest bitch in that club. Is that for real? What, twerk went? You really didn't smell it. This is real. You're not joking around.

You're serious. So you trying to tell me. I never smelled it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You want me to understand. So you've been to strip clubs before. Yeah. I'm assuming. Only a couple. You went to and you've never had a twerk, a twerk

went in. Uh-uh. They know the twerk went, they know, they know, they know that twerk went in. Cause they go back, when they count their money, they be like, they ain't shit out there. We need Fabrice in here. They be like, these broke ass niggas out here. Uh-uh, bitch.

Your twerk wind is at knots. How do you measure wind? It's knots. When your twerk wind is hitting like 40 knots per hour, take the day off, bitch.

Yo, how much money do you need? Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to try to experience twerk wind next time. No, I mean, you don't want to experience twerk wind. I do now just to have said I tried it. Nah, we should ask George Perez. He works.

I don't know if you want to try. I want to smell Twerkwind. I don't want to be a part of that no more. I just want to smell it. I've done that one. It's so disrespectful. It's so disrespectful. I got to try it.

It's like you smell it, you like this. How dare you? That'd be a good stripper name, Fabrizzi. That'd be my stripper name. What would my stripper name be? I was a stripper once. You were not. Were you really my stripper name. What would my stripper name be? I was a stripper once. You were not. Were you really a stripper?

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Yeah. I like the fact that you didn't get offended by that. You get a black show and a white show and it's hard to gauge sometimes how funny you think you're coming off in a white crowd because they laugh show it in their body language they don't white people they this is like i mean they even point. That's funny. You know what I'm saying?

They point. That's funny. Or here's the white laugh, too. When you're so arrogant you can't laugh and shit, when you look at a motherfucker and they say, hilarious. They do. They do.

Yeah, and there you go. That was a good moment. Yo, I'm telling you, that right there. And then people try to get funky with it. Hilarious. And black people, I'm telling you, that right there, and then people try to get funky with it. Hilarious. And black people, I'm telling you, you have to have shoulder pads. When you laugh, when black people laugh, you have to have shoulder pads, because they slapping, oh. And then words go from oh shit to oh sit.

Oh sit. Oh. You got to grab your stomach. Go ahead and stop. Oh sit. Ah. Old shit. Oh. You got to grab your stuff and go ahead and stop. Old shit. Ah. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing. Stop playing. Old shit. That's a hard place to get to.

Only certain comedians can make you have an old shit moment. Yo, nigga, how you just gonna come in on a goddamn podcast like this? What level of disrespect do I have on my podcast? I ain't got no goddamn guests. Man, I don't got... Come here, man.

Come here, man. Come here, man. Just come here for a second, man. Yeah, come all the way through, man. Just come through, man. And we got another mic? We got another mic? Your socks are dope. All right, this is what I want to say.

This ain't got nothing to do with me being desperate for a guest. This ain't got, oh, shit. This don't have nothing to do, nothing to do with, this, hold on. This don't have nothing to do with everybody stood me up. This has everything to do with the level of disrespect that I've been shown at What The Fuck Studios. Now I understand what the acronym means, What The Fuck. Are we not shooting a podcast?

Are we not? Are we not shooting a podcast? Yes, sir. There's no sign out there that says, podcast in progress, please do not open the door. No, sir. And you just think it's cool just

to bust in on somebody's podcast? Nothing to do with me not having a guest. No, as a person who also podcast. Man, first off, I don't trust black people to point their finger like that first, man. You act like I'm being used to like, you like, who you talking to? Why you do your hair like this? Go ahead. As a person, go ahead.

As a person who podcasts in the studio frequently. Podcasts as a podcast personality? Exactly. I don't know shit about you. It's all good, brother. I'm here to tell you that that happens to me all the time. And who are you? I am K.R. Jones of the Off the Strength podcast.

Why your voice changed when you promoted your podcast? Because it's a professional thing. Off the Strength. Off the Strength. Yes, sir. So what is Off the Strength? My podcast is Off the Strength. Where?

How many episodes you got? We are at 274. So what, motherfucker? So what? So what? Fuck, So what? So what? Fuck so what? I can do 274 too. Of course you can.

How long you been doing it? Man, it's been three years. I only been doing my podcast for six months. You nice. Nice. Congrats. How many subscribers you got? Man, I don't count that shit.

Yeah, niggas always don't want to hear them numbers. How many subscribers? I don't count that shit. We got, right now, we got 67,000 subscribers. Okay. And six weeks ago, and we wasn't even off the strength. Six weeks ago, we was at 52,000. Now we're at 67,000.

And guess what? Nobody ever want to be a guest on my show. See, that's disrespect right there. That's way worse than the door. No. Okay. Curiosity, why did you open there. That's way worse than a door. No, okay. Curiosity, why did you open the door? I had to use the bathroom. See, that's my man Dave right there,

and I knew he was going to give me the key. And I had respect for the pot. That's why I came in quietly. Well, yo, first, stop with the hand shit, man. That don't like what you like. Yo, I talk with my hands, man. This is New York shit. You know what I mean?

So why did you come in? Because he had the bathroom key? Yes, sir. And you need the bathroom key? Yes, sir. And you need the bathroom key? Yes, sir. You didn't know there was going to be a podcast going on, right? No, no. I mean, I could hear from the outside.

Obviously, you can hear the podcast as well. Now you're trying to say I'm a live motherfucker. I mean, I know who you is, brother. You know what I'm saying? Who am I then? Tell me. Well, okay. Because I don't know who you are.

Exactly. And no disrespect. Tell, I want to know, who am I as a person that's on a 75th podcast blowing your shit out the water? Straight up. Fucking out the water.

I got to travel with a snorter, nigga. Boom. What the fuck is you talking about? Just cause, yeah. No, no, I'm just saying,

because this is what I have a hard time understanding. And Heather, you can contest this. When we travel out, when we're on the road, we're on a date, whatever, I have a hard time understanding who I am. Right? I never connect with Donnie Aranis. Does that make sense? Yeah.

Or the hoopla or the fanfare of it. So you being the motherfucker that just bum-rushed my podcast because you had to get the key because you had to take a shit. I had to take a piss, but who's counting? You know what I mean? Counting too. Get it? Come on, nigga. I double snort?

No. I'm for a person. Who am I? I want my listeners to know who am I. Where's your camera? From the outside looking in. Where's your camera, man? I'm for a person. Who am I? I want my listeners to know. Who am I? Where's your camera? From the outside looking in. Where's your camera, man?

I'm directing this shit. You don't got a camera? Yo, how much the fucking money am I paying? Yo, what? Yo. This was on plan. This is off the strength. This is what it is.

Nah, he disrespectful. The producer, man, I'm about to shit on Weezy. Thank you for... Whoa. This is the elite right here. I know I'm fucking around. I know I can tell he nice, because he don't talk a lot. Oh, not at all. Yeah, them motherfuckers, the producers, the engineers, talk too much.

It's them and the people that point with their hands and shit. Yeah, the hands, motherfuckers. You got a camera, right? Got it. And I'm taking a chance on this. Look directly into that camera right there. Yes, sir. I got you.

And tell my listeners that are fucking tuned in to this special episode that I'm showcasing some of my greatest moments. Tell those people who I am. This man right here. Okay. Okay. Before you start, can you do something different with your hands? There you go.

All right. Look at that camera and tell these people that probably don't know who the fuck is Donnell Rollins. Donnell Rollins. This man to my right is the legendary comedic actor, if you will,

an evolved man, I will say. Wait a minute, comedic actor? How you know I'm an actor? Nigga, I've seen you in Chappelle's show. You've had roles in movies that I've seen. What roles? You don't remember the shit I did.

But go ahead. Continue. I've seen you in these roles in Evolve Past. Just a on-camera presence to a podcaster, to a stand-up comedian, to, you know, the other shit you did with Homie out in the woods and shit. The white man. You know what I'm talking about. That was a real ass conversation y'all was having. Rob Markman Why'd you have to bring that show up, bro?

Rob Markman I'm just- Rob Markman Out of all the shit that I did- Rob Markman What show? Rob Markman Yo, you a sneaky motherfucker, man. Rob Markman Huh? Rob Markman Out of all the shit I did, he wanted to talk about- Rob Markman But that was a real conversation at some point. It was some bullshit that happened, but it was a real conversation. I respect that.

The show he's talking about is Burt Kreischer's The Cabin. Yes. Right? And I respect what you just said because it's one of those things like, I'm a real motherfucker. Yeah. Burt Kreischer. This is directed to fuck Burt Kreischer. Fuck Tom Segura.

Fuck Andrew Santino, fuck who else? Theo Vaughn. I'm all white boy shit. Everybody involved in that. Chris D'Elia. Fuck two flagrants. What's that one called? Flagrant 2, some shit?

Flagrant 2, that Andrew Show shit. Fuck all that. Because I call y'all, nobody pull up. You feel me? So I'm mad at everybody. Burt Kreischer, and I'm going to tell you about friendship and what I did for him Bert Kreischer called me one day this is what he sold to me he said Donnell we're gonna um we're doing this show it's gonna be us men getting in touch with each other in nature it's gonna be a time for us to uh like like just to

talk and get to know each other so now I was like like, oh man, Bert, you ain't got to, I mean, I respect you. If you call me, I'm going to be there. Right. I'm going to pull up off the strength. Off the strength. You shouted your pockets out again. Of course. Smart.

The Donair Rollins show. You want to, you want to shout out me? Off the strength, the Donair Rollins show. I'm telling you what it means. When people ask me what Off the Strip means, it's moments like this. Ain't nobody ask you shit about Off the Strip, man. I'm telling you the story.

You said it earlier. I was listening to the story. Who's side are you on? God damn, man. This motherfucker been here for a minute. It got eight snorts. I've been here for a whole 45 minutes, one snort.

Fuck that. I don't trust nobody. Back to fuck whoever. All right. Bert Kreischer called me. Bert Kreischer says, do the show. Ba, ba, ba. It's going to be a time for us to get together.

The person that's supposed to be on the show, Bill Burr was supposed to be on the show with me. And me and Bill Burr got a strong history. I'm like, oh, that'd be great. I show up to work. Bill Burr name ain't no motherfucking trailer. Bobby Lee name is up there. You put Bobby Lee name on any trailer,

it's just saying it's going to be a naked Asian come out of here. I go to the house. That's a given. You see his name on there. You know it's up. Yeah, you know you're going to see his name, and at some point, he's going to fucking get naked. So I go to the house where Burt Kreischer is.

I walk in, this motherfucker butt-ass naked on a bare skin rug. I'm like this. I got to use all my homophobic terms. Pause, no homo, fuck out of here. Y'all can do what y'all want. I ain't with that shit. They can two each his own. You know what I'm saying?

That's the new homophobic phrase. I mean, we've evolved. We've evolved. Even on a homophobic conversation, we evolved from like, fuck out of here. That shit is gay. Yeah. homophobic conversation, we evolved from like, fuck out of that shit is gay. Now that we speak like, I mean, I ain't knocking what nobody do to each his own. And that's the evolution I was talking about. That's the thing, but white boys, they love to do tea bags.

Push that envelope and shit. They love to push that. When I was doing Geico, I'm like, why the fuck they got to call this shit Geico? They should call this shit Gay Code now. Everything they did was like, yeah, then you can grab his balls and his balls can... I'm like, nah, get out of here. But you said something, a part of that show, that I really appreciate that show. They did a lot of white boy, frat boy antics and shit like that.

But it was that moment. And you're talking about when we were in the kitchen. Yes. And we were talking about fatherhood. And Bobby Lee was talking about his relationship he had with his dad. Yep. And I'm talking about the relationship I did or didn't have with my dad. Not in a negative way, just because of absence.

Yeah. And that absence of, I don't know. But he was in the streets, though, you said. There it is. He was real, you know? Oh, shit. And that absence of, I don't think... But he was in the streets though, you said. There it is. He was real, you know? Oh, shit. And I'm from Baltimore originally.

Baltimore. Yeah, so that D.C., Baltimore, it's fake beef, but like, you know the real. And you can see through it. You know what the funny thing about the D.C., Baltimore beef? It only exists in that area.

It's localized. And it's for small-minded people. Yes, sir. And when I say that, you think like, it's like, for the most part Yes, sir. And when I say that, you think, like, it's, like, for the most part, everybody talk close to the same. You won't really hear that until you start going to different places.

Yes. So I say small-minded because there's so much other world. There's so much other country. There's so much other shit to do. You're like, are we really beefing with somebody that lives two blocks away? Are we that different from somebody that lives two blocks away? You're not.

It's the same mentality. And until you move, this is why I encourage everybody to travel. Until you move on, take your brain, take your mind, your body somewhere else to see other things, you'll still have the small mentality of, we beef with these motherfuckers. I didn't even know I was country until I moved to New York. Rob Markman, Jr.: Until you left and somebody said it and called you out. They said it, right?

Rob Markman, Jr.: Yeah. For me, they was like, two and you and you. I'm telling you, you'll work on your diction when you go somewhere away from your normal surroundings. I moved to New York and they kept on calling me, hey, what's up, country boy, country ass motherfucker? And I was like, why y'all say that? And there's your answer. And them same folks will say that D.C. and Baltimore ain't the South,

but they'll say it is, but call you country. They were country, but anybody, or as they call it up here, up north, anything past New Jersey, that's country. And then if you really look at it, it really is country. But you ask those same people in New York, I ain't country. Word to mother. You're like, where do y'all have y'all family reunions?

In North Carolina? In South Carolina? Every motherfucker I know that's Brooklyn, Brownsville, Never Ran, Never Will, they got aunties and grannies that are down south. That's where they go. That's the first place that we travel to to call ourselves stretching out now selfishly i got one question for you no we can't you know come on man it's off the strength of course all right so this is the good shit that i'm talking about are you doing other shit no this is this is the good shit i'm

talking about i said you are evolved man right and I'm a dilf, no homo. But my question to you is, what's it like being successful in the shadow of someone who is considered an icon, right? Because I think about like a Pippin and a Jordan. First off, man, I don't even want to hear this motherfucking dumbass question he just asked me. How's that dumbass question? Why you put me in the shadow? I'm saying because it's hard to

eclipse a generational fucking talent. No, but why you had to say shadow though? Shadow because that's what most people try to cast those people. You get what I'm saying? So you say I'm in the shadow of Dave Chappelle? I'm not saying you're in the shadow of Dave Chappelle.

I'm saying what is it like to be perceived in that? That's what you're trying to say. I'm in the shadow of Dave Chappelle. I'm not saying you're in the shadow of Dave Chappelle. I'm saying what is it like to be perceived in that? Oh, so you're trying to say I'm in the shadow of Dave Chappelle. I'm not saying you're in the shadow, brother. I'm saying- That's what you said. I'm speaking from somebody- Man, I ain't got time to talk about no goddamn Dave Chappelle. It's not about him.

It's about you. I want to talk about 75 fucking episodes. I'm talking about you. Man, you the most fucking wrongest ass got- I don't even know how he got on this show. I don't want to talk about that. You hear what these fuckies said? How does it feel like being in the shadow of such an iconic, the GOAT, and then it's you?

I said being successful in the shadow. That was the question. I said, what is that like? Because it's a difference when people try to compare you. Do I have an issue with my anger? You didn't let me finish my list earlier. You had a list? You really had a list of the things why I'm impatient?

Get your list together. And in the shadow, here we go. Successful. Okay. I want to take time in this episode was supposed to be about me, funny clips, funny moments,

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I had this one outfit. You know how you go through that trying to be intellectual and woke at the same time, like bow tie and the glasses and shit. And had made this outfit had a shirt tie vest whatever classes these little class hat i looked like like like brother knowledge right like i was to all my centers like listen um right and i got this outfit on and then i'm in a club in miami and then i looked over to my right and it's a group of people, a group of people like just a group of people

coming out. I was like, God damn, what the fuck? And by the time the group got to me coming to me, it was Michael Jordan, right? It was Michael Jordan, right? Like I'm looking at this nigga right in his eyes. He walking past, right? And everybody was like, nigga, so what? Jordan, nigga, he put his pants on the same way. Uhuh it was michael jordan right i mean that's michael it

was michael jordan and i looked at him and i don't never like talk about anything i've done or do any catchphrases to get attention or anything like that but um i i i i looked at him. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, yo, I was on the Chappelle show, man. Right? I was like, I was on the Chappelle show,

man. I'm rich, bitch. Like, cause usually that get people like, oh shit, you know, I'm rich bitch nigga,

right? But I didn't realize that that's Michael Jordan. Can you imagine me in this corny ass motherfucker, uh, goddamn, uh, goddamn Fort Greene Brooklyn outfit, look like Spike Lee would wear it, right?

I'm sitting there, this motherfucker, and I say, I'm rich bitch to Michael Jordan. I say, I'm rich bitch to Michael Jordan. He looked at me like, man, nigga, if you don't get the fuck out of my face, right? He gave me two seconds. He went past, right? I mean, I'm telling you, I wanted him to recognize me. I had the disguise on. I saw that nigga coming up. I started ripping that shit off, nigga. I unbuttoned my tie. I was like, uh- wanted him to recognize me. I had the disguise on. I saw that nigga coming up.

I started ripping that shit off, nigga. I unbuttoned my tie. I was like, uh-uh-uh-uh. I was like, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Right? And I said what I said, and he looked at me. My shoulder blade, you know this part out. Yo, that's the most non-masculine joint.

That's probably how Charlamagne do his makeup in the morning. He have his shirt over right here. And the girl I was with, she got mad, right? She said, damn, nigga. She said, damn, you almost trampled me over. You almost got naked for that nigga. She said, you took half your clothes off.

I said, bitch, you see how hot it is in here? What the fuck is you talking about? Nobody tripped off no motherfucking Jordan. She was like, go over there. Go ahead. Finish around his dick. I said, ain't nobody tripped off a Jordan. Yo, she turned her back.

Nigga, I was like, phew. I followed the posse. Right? He in VIP now. He over on the corner. I'm like, well, maybe he didn't hear what i said i'm rich like maybe maybe it's too many people around you know so i went up to him this time he's i was like um it wasn't the thing he looked at me no more and then you look at me with his peripheral he like

it's a thirsty down there right he looking like oh looking like, oh, oh, nigga, the big guy, yo. And like, oh, thirsty ass nigga. I told him, oh, right? So he was with this white dude. I was like, I tried to get the white dude, right? I was like, excuse me. You might not know, but I was on the show, Chappelle's show for years.

It was kind of a popular show. I was just wondering. I was just wondering if I could get a picture with Mike. You know, like it's an in-between guy, right? This nigga said, you gotta ask Mike that. I was like, okay, nigga. I'm about to go ask Mike. I ain't know it. I ain't know I ain't have to talk to you.

He said, you gotta go ask Mike that. I pulled up. I said, Mike, I said, it'd be great. I know you get this all. I'm fanboy Mike. I pulled up. I said, Mike, I said, it'd be great. I know you get this all. I'm a fan boy now. I'm like, I'm basically like this. Fucking no way. No fucking way.

It's Jordan. But I'm trying to be cool. I'm like, you know, I'm a fan, man. You know, it'd be nice. He said, I don't do pictures. Man. I was so sad you know what I felt like I felt like Charlamagne not having an ass to grab that's what I felt like just no ass to grab and I did what any real motherfucker would do I went went in the corner, and I got on Twitter, and I started hating. Yo, I was like, yo, you should have saw me, son.

I was over here looking gangsta and shit, like I'm about to call some murderer niggas, right? I'm like this. I got my phone like this. I'm starting to hashtag. The hashtag was called hating on George. Right? I was like this. I'm looking at him like this. I'm starting to hashtag. The hashtag was called hating on Jordan. Right? I was like this. I'm looking at him like this.

I'm looking at him like up and down. Like, man, nobody know that shit. So what, nigga? Right? And this was the hashtag. You can look it up. Hating on Jordan. I said some shit like, man, I just saw Jordan in the fucking club with some old ass fucking

raggedy ass Jordan. Hating on Jordan. Yo, yo yo i was like this right here man yo i was like this that's what you start hating you'd be like this i mean he i mean come on man whatever man i was like this the next one was like i said yeah yeah he can play basketball but can nigga can't play no baseball. I was like, nigga, get a hit, hit something, nigga. So what? 63 points, hit something. And nobody responded to that shit, so. And that was a time that, like, I had no, like, how do you not?

You see Michael Jordan? Yeah. It's like seeing, you see Michael Jackson, you know what I'm saying? You like, ah! I remember, oh, yeah, another time I was starstruck. It was in New York. I was at the Boston Comedy Club, right? Barry Katz, very, very big-time producer, manager.

He had some of the biggest names in comedy. So this was his club, Boston Comedy Club. It was a really small club. And Prince had a sister-in-law or somebody that was doing comedy and right and everybody was like yo Prince in there watching the show. Nigga I was like phew. Nigga I was phew. I went up there like where where where where I'm gonna tell you this nigga Prince was yo see this nigga and the thing about it was like i look back there the nigga ain't have no lights or nothing back there but you just felt

like a light going off this nigga i was like this i looked and i did not want to make eye contact because it could get fluid yo prince make a nigga get a little fluid for a second sir but it was just so crazy and like watching him like prince laughing he wasn't like ha ha you know he was like he was like this i think his eyebrows the only thing that left he was like and i was like oh that's yo that i was starstruck then I met Gayle King and when I met her it was so funny because again at a show Dave Chappelle

that's where I get to meet all my folks and I was like oh shit when you see Gayle King you respect her as Gayle King but when you see Gayle King you think you're about to be Oprah you know what I'm saying you're like this no not that think you're about to be Oprah. You know what I'm saying? You're like this. If I make the right impression,

I know they could be having some wine or something and my name could pop up. Right? I'm just like this. I just want my name to pop up around Oprah, right? That's it. And I swear, I knew I would smash this show. I smashed this show

and we were at this little restaurant right beside it getting little bites before we do a party. I smashed this motherfucking show. And Gayle King sat beside me. She said, what's up, Donnie? I was like, what's up, Oprah friend? No, I didn't say that. But in no disrespect, I was like, what's up, Oprah friend?

Because that's what a lot of people say. You know, it was just like, she got her name now, but before, just like Eddie Murphy's brother, Charlie Murphy. You got to be a platform for it. Get your own shit. I was like, what's up, Oprah, friend? And we talking, right? And then she was like, boy, you were funny. She's so sweet.

She's like, boy, you were so funny. I didn't know. You were so funny. And I was like, thank you you i really appreciate that right and then she was talking she was going through her phone or whatever and my phone was right there and uh she looked over at my phone right i'm like i was like get on but you don't know what's up in my phone she was like what's in your phone right i was like oh nothing i got scared and right right and she was like you's in your phone right i was like oh nothing i got scared and right right and she was like you were funny and then she said uh she said are you on

are you on instagram she had a reading like she's on instagram i was like that's kind of a disrespectful question how am i going to be in the business and not be on instagram and she said boy are you crazy she said what's your instagram she's like this right she said what's your Instagram right I said Donnell Rollins she said and what I was like just my name so she put my name she said it was so kind of fun she said oh there you are right there I know she looked how many followers I had did I think I was 33 32,000 deep right there like she was like oh there it is and I had did this video right and I did this I remember when I started my organization yeah um save a save a whatever the same organization where I was going out to try to save women you know and uh the name of the organization

that I called it was called it was saving bitch calm Right is so Gail is on my page. I had just dropped a video for it So you see me in a preacher outfit with Tim's or right and up there, right? It's like it did she said what is this right here, right? And I knew it was the same bitch organization, right? I said to her I said Gail. Let me explain my platform This is true story. I said Gil. Let me explain my platform this is a true story i said gail let me explain my platform she said what does this seem like i said well i started a foundation for some women that may need help i said gail because i believe that women at certain time in their life

they have temptation and salvation depending on who comes in their life it would dictate where it goes more the temptation side or salvation meaning somebody somebody that influences them uh inspires them and motivates them it could go either way pimp preacher you go either side basically she was like oh i like that i was like yeah and she was like i really like that i was like yeah what it what it is is to empower women. This is what I'm telling her. She was like, I like that. Right? And then she said, what's the name of it? She said, what's the name of it?

And I said, first off, Oprah's friend, first I want to tell you that I use words to evoke a certain emotion. I'm trying to warn. I'm like, I use words that will be challenging to some people's ears, but they evoke emotion, and then you build dialogue off of that. She said, what's the name of it? I said, it's called savingbitch.com, right? And she said, no she looked at me i was like oh i ain't gonna meet over bitch i ain't gonna never meet over

all right so to answer your question how does it feel to be a nobody in the shadow of greatness i said successful brother um question, how does it feel to be a nobody in the shadow of greatness? I said successful, brother. It feels good. And it also, the thing that feels good about it, because not my entire career, but like I was a part of a show that was in television history. You weren't a part. You were impacted. Everybody knows who Ashley Larry was. Like those moments You weren't a part. You were impacted.

Everybody knows who Ashley Larry was. Like, those moments can't be taken away. That's some shit that Dave couldn't do. Right? So that's legendary in itself. So you weren't a part of. You stole every scene you were in. And that's what I'm saying.

Like, to be successful in that, what does that feel like? To answer your question, it feels good because I know that someone's presence and someone's greatness could overshadow the greatness that you think you have or you have. It's like people will be like, oh, man, this one for funny, he okay. But I think it's a testament of my work ethics, how hard I go, and I don't get distracted by anything. I've heard people say, if it wasn't for the Chappelle show, he wouldn't be anything. I've heard that dumb shit.

And I tell them, going back to what you said, it was a team that made that show successful. I wasn't hired as a cast member of that show. I just happened to do funny stuff. Rob Markman, And you improv some of it too. 90%. Rob Markman, That's what I'm saying. 90%. That's a talent right there.

Yeah. But I feel I can hold my own. I can hold my own with any comedic talent. That's not cocky. It's true. And I'm not talking about... And then when I say comedic talent, like, I don't mean, like,

in comedy sketches and funny movies. And the way I gauge, me personally, the thing I give a fuck about the most is my stand-up. Who made the potato salad? Who made that potato salad? See Markman Who made that potato salad? Rob Markman See, I watched that shit, man. Rob Markman I want to apologize for talking to you about going to take a shit, man.

Rob Markman I'm a true fan. Honestly, I wouldn't even- Rob Markman I didn't even know that. And obviously, man, I might need some, I might need to see, do I need a therapist? Probably would help. Why would it help? It's always good to talk to somebody. I talk to you.

I talk to 40. I talk to Jose. I talk to Julius. I talk to enough people. Why I got to pay somebody to talk? Well, because you don't talk to us about everything. I talk to 40 about everything. I talk to 40 about everything.

You better start paying 40. No, I'm just saying. That's why, man. I talked to 40 about everything. You better start paying 40. No, I'm just saying. That's why, man. I know, man. Boy. Man, if I go first between me and 40. Yo, I'm like, boy. I mean, that nigga going to miss me.

But he going to be like, yo, let me tell y'all something. He going to tell the best. Yo, nigga, tell y'all something. He going to tell the story. He need to be on this couch. Yo, 40 come up. But 40 be like, yo, let me tell y'all something. He gon' tell the best. Yo, nigga, tell y'all something. He gon' tell the story. He need to be on this couch. Yo, before he come up, before he be like, he'll be talking, he be like, he'll talk shit. And like, yo, son, let me get on that motherfucking spit, my shit. Then y'all gon' see what a real podcast.

And then when I call him up, he be like this, uh, we ready to go? Where do we do that, LA? And all of us just sat there and didn't talk? They talk all that. They always say, yo, let me get five minutes, son. It's different when the lights and cameras on you. It's a completely different atmosphere. It is a big difference.

But that's why as much as I love stand up, which I do, I'm starting to find my lane in the podcast where I'm starting to understand that you don't have to be funny every second. Let the conversation come to you. And sometimes some of the funniest or the most intriguing moments come when you don't expect it. And again, this is the 75th episode of the Don Air Rollin' Show.

And what I'm doing is I'm sharing clips and I'm sharing moments that meant a lot to me. Check this out. Right? Sometimes you have technical difficulties, but when you're an improv master like myself, you don't give a fuck. Worst thing to do is every producer that says, are we ready?

And then we're ready. This nigga isn't ready. That's why I got something special for his ass. This episode. Fuck with me. You get blasted. Ha ha. A lot of people say,

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committed in the state of Texas. And we just suspended your social security number for suspicious and fraudulent activities committed in the state of Texas. And we just suspended your social security number. Ignoring this will be an intentional second attempt. This episode is all about podcasts. So you being a podcaster, this is a question I get from everybody on my line of work

with stand-up comedy. If you had any advice for a person that was coming up that wants to do stand-up comedy. If you had any advice for a person that was coming, that wants to do stand-up, what would you give them? I've already, on so many platforms, explained the advice

I would give them. But you being a podcaster yourself, what advice would you give somebody that's starting podcasts for the first time? I would say make sure you have a... Man, yo, man, this motherfucking building, man.

What the fuck is wrong with this building, son? I know they're doing a construction, but did anybody tell me about construction? That's nuts. When I called Weezy and I said, I need the time, she was like, oh man, it's in a quiet location. It's distractions. I said, but I have an issue with people walking in on my shows getting keys to go shit. And she said, don't worry about it.

We have so many bathrooms. We'll leave the shit key on the outside that would make sense right that's right here and now that i come in here and and and i hear jackhammers it's clearly mexicans chinese that was racist heather it was chinese people don't fuck with jackhammers. They were. We passed the floor. Chopsticks. Is that racist? It's getting worse. Guess what?

It doesn't matter because this is what a podcast is about. A podcast is about nobody telling you what you can do, what you can say, how you need to talk, how you need to walk. It's like, I'm going to say, feel what I want to say. Yeah.

And you come and fuck with me. That's why when you subscribe, you're subscribing to something that you want to enjoy. And you can't fire me. Can I, can I? Now to answer your question. Yes.

I would say, focus, make sure you have a message, right? Now to answer your question Yes I would say Make sure You have a message Right Cause it's a lot of motherfuckers That get on a microphone And don't have a message

And just because you have a microphone Doesn't mean you have a message Right So you can go back to any of my podcasts I'm leaving you with some type of information Man here you go Talking about your goddamn podcast again But that's

But it has to have What else do you want, son? Nigga. I'm just saying, man. I know you're just saying. How did this 75th anniversary

Yeah, for sure. Congrats to that. about me and now all we keep talking about is on the strength. Off the strength. Off the strength. Are you letting me come sit on this couch

with you for 75, man? Not for nothing. That's an accomplishment of consistency. All right, first off, I didn't book you. You didn't. You can throw me out anytime. That's why I'm appreciative here.

No, I didn't. You make it seem like, yo, man I found, yeah, no, I just, you came in. Rob Markman, I interrupted. You interrupted with the shit key. Rob Markman, It's like they know you here because it's subtle too. It's not like- This is supposed to be yo man that's craziness here's the fucking thing about this this is supposed to have been symbolic

this was been monumental this was like oh my god balloons and champagne and shit and what i thought was supposed to be a tribute to some of the podcasts in the moments, it turned into a whole fuck Donnell Rollins and the Donnell Rollins show episode. Is that fair to me? Now, moving from that and speaking to you again, I happen to be watching HBO shit about magic. And I happen to see you in there in a little cameo. You know what I'm saying? And the cool black dads at the cookout shit, man. How did that role feel?

Okay, I will say this. Your line of question is so disrespectful. First off, let me just let me know. Yo, I'm highlighting you. You highlight me, but you shitting on me. How am I shitting on you? You said. Am I the only person listening to this? The little cameo?

That's a role. No, no. Nigga, lure. I'm from B-more. You know that side. Nigga, lure. I'm from BMO. You know that side. I know lure and I know what it mean. Fuck you talking about. I know what lure mean.

From a motherfucker from the DMV. You said, yeah, I'm from BMO. That's how we say it. Yes, I know what that mean. Your lure. I saw your lure. I saw your lure Lamborghini. I ain't got no fucking Lamborghini.

I know, but I'm saying, Lord, this is how disrespectful you are. How the fuck did he get on my show? Whoa, whoa, I say that because it was a quick scene, and I recognize you in that scene. See, man, see, man. It wasn't like- I don't want to ever work in this studio again. You didn't have to say quick scene.

You didn't have to say you're Lord. All you had to do was say, I saw you in HBO's The Winning Time. There we go. And the same way you did earlier, the first level of disrespect you did, when you said, you said, what was the disrespect, Heather? He said, shadow. In the shadow of David. How does it feel to be successful?

Let me put all your hate in one sentence. How does it feel to be in the shadow of a superstar and you doing little roles on HBO? Little quick clips. Quick clips. Okay. I'm excited about that. It looked dope. It is dope.

It's a dope show. That's what I'm saying. Shout out to Adam McKay. Shout out to Rodney Barnes. Shout out to Jonah Hill. Shout out to everybody that made this show possible. It's a show on HBO, and it's based on a book called Showtime. I forget the author name of it.

I should know more of this. But they took this book and made it into a series. And the series is about the time when the Lakers really started to build the dynasty. From when, I don't know who was a team owner before Jerry Buss, but it shows you, takes you back to what Jerry Buss did. Yes. And what he had to go through to make the Lakers a dynasty. Yes.

And when you think about it, it's a comedy. But when you think about the story, for some reason, there's a lot of, it's good times about the Lakers and the Magic Johnson era, but some of it is kind of dark, too. Of course. So you ask yourself, how can you make a comedy about the success of the Lakers and everything that was going on in that organization? They did a fantastic job. But that's what comedy is. Yeah, but if you tell some people,, oh yeah, watch this show on HBO.

It's called The Winning Time. And it's about the Lakers. I don't think anybody's going to expect what they get. And as much as Magic Johnson was a part of the dynasty, as much as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

was, for me, watching the show, the most interesting character to me is Jerry Buss. For sure. That story. He's a people person. He's so dynamic because he was poor. He was a freak too, son.

All of your brothers. Yo, they fucking in this show. I believe it. It's only two of them out, but in that two, I'm like, oh yeah, they about to turn up. In the opening scene, it was like somebody was deep sea diving on somebody. Facts.

That was definitely- I think Jerry Buss, his character, what's the guy? White guy. He was a coach in the Lakers back then. Jerry West? Yes. Jerry West. Nobody knew.

I like the fact that they're capturing these people's personalities. How they act, what they were upset about and everything. You're like, what's the logo going to do for me? I ain't winning shit. Like, yeah. Another thing people don't understand was that when he got the Lakers, I think it was some possibility of the NBA going out of business. They was on the way out.

The NBA was like, what are we going to do, this league and everything? And he had to think, okay, I got this team. And the way he moved money around with his properties and everything, and he made this damn deal. $60 million deal, $75 million deal, and only had $122,000 in the bank. And he put it all together. Now I got this team.

What do I do about it? How do I make it exciting? Let's make it sexy. Yeah. The Lakers dancers. Showtime, Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul, one of the first owners that showed the cheerleaders being sexy.

Yeah. I mean, it shouldn't get you, well, it don't get you in trouble now, but that dynamic of it was cool. And then, you know, understanding how Magic Johnson was very serious about getting money equivalent to Larry Bird. That was a big thing. And the relationship with his father. And I played one of his father's friends on the show. Myself, Joe, Epitone, and Earthquake. That's the little crew.

Rob Markman I saw. But that's a dynamic cast in itself. And when I saw that- Rob Markman It resonated because his father is a dynamic character. He's the closest that I've seen- Rob Markman Man, now you're trying to take on my show. You ain't hosting the show.

It's still my show, man. Man 2 I'm not hosting, baby. My bad. I was giving you flowers, man. Rob Markman, Jr.: Man, now you're trying to take up my show. You ain't hosting the show. It's still my show, man. I'm not hosting, baby. My bad. I was giving you flowers, man. Rob Markman, Jr.: This was... You see what he just did now? I'm giving you flowers because you're going to die soon. Nah, never. Never.

See, that's a bad connotation right there. Black men can give flowers before death. Man, I'm not taking a picture with you. I'm not taking a picture with you because you're not going to put me in your RIP photo. It's the only reason my fucker take pictures. I was just with him. Oh, this one, hurry. Oh, man, why did he take the good ones?

I'm so sick of those posts. I hope you up in heaven. I know you're looking down on us. Oh, God, I know you're looking down on us. I be up there, sir, resting paradise, king. I know you're looking down on us. Some of them niggas ain't looking down. Fact.

Some niggas looking up at motherfuckers. Fact. Everybody, man. Just because you say enjoy having it, that don't mean motherfuckers is going. Am I an evil person by saying that? I mean, I know motherfuckers. I know motherfuckers like notorious.

Yeah, you going to heaven? How do you redeem yourself? How do you do? Anybody know the answer to that? How do you do fucked up shit in your life and still make it to heaven there's gotta be some type of religious answer to that I'm not the one to answer that one you get saved

I'm not religious I see a lot of freaky chicks trying to get saved act like it go away yeah like come on Nana you know Nana we know that's like trying to be like a reborn virgin again you grow out of it

ain't no such thing as a reborn virgin. Right. Just like you can't be saved after you do that. Oh, that's what I hate doing. Women be talking like this. Uh-uh. I'm not doing it. I'm a virgin now.

Uh-uh. I'm celibate. Did I pronounce the word right? Yeah. Celibate. Celibacy. Yep. Celibate here, celibate there.

Yeah. Celibate everything. I don't understand. And I think this is a perfect moment to go to one of those moments and one of those clips that I really enjoyed about the Donnell Rollins podcast. We just wanna do a little getaway for Team Chappelle. Cut to one of the biggest mansions in saint martin saint bart wow closest friends whatever it was a good time it was a good time to get away from the stage a good time it was a holiday season um dave um is connected with the nation of islam i was i quit

oh wow the bacon i had to i was like I quit. Oh, wow. The bacon. I had to. I was like, if we could have a bacon amnesty day, that would be one thing. But I just couldn't do it. I said, As-Salaam-A-Bacon. They was like, As-Salaam-A-Laykum. But he rented this dope-ass space,

and it was the whole fucking crew. And it wasn't like, it was a turn-up. And when you say turn-up, sometimes people think turn-up. It was bitches. Ooh, ooh. The dopest thing about it was a turn up. And when you say turn up, sometimes people think turn up like, it was bitches turn up. Ooh, ooh. The dopest thing about it was everybody's family. It was me, Stephanie, Austin, Corey, Smith, Carla.

We just had the crew. And we was, okay, we weren't balling. He was balling. But I was riding the ball. Cause no Charlemagne. You know what I'm saying? And riding the ball is like, it's not being on somebody's dick,

but here's riding the ball. He rented a yacht. I'm on a yacht, nigga. It's Al Yacht. That's Al Yacht. You know what I'm saying? I'm riding the ball. So it's yacht. They don't post nothing. He don't do nothing. It's yacht, nigga. I'm saying like hey I'm riding the ball so it's yacht they don't post nothing don't do that shit it's yacht nigga I'm gonna hashtag

yacht life right work hard play hard you know don't forget where you came from like I really paid for that motherfucker right and this was a funny ass this is a funny story and I've shared it before so even this dope is yeah, we go from st. Martin the same box, right? St. Bars is where Oh forgot a house Jordan got a house like in this time of year all the Billionaires they go to so I'm like this yacht life. I'm doing filters Like sunset feeling you know, I did I think I did a pedicure. I Was caring about my feet away Scarface cares about his feet. Don't disrespect my toes like that.

So I'm like, yacht life, boom. We go from St. Martin, we in St. Bars. Bill Bellamy does this every year. We went from St. Martin, we in St. Bars. Yacht life like this. I don't even want to go. I want to chill. So we get on the dinghy.

The dinghy boat is the boat that takes you from your yacht to like the boardwalk so boom we get in the dinghy and everybody got the kids and everything was like this and we going to meet diddy oh wow oh did he was there because you mean oh wow no it's turning out do you do anybody ever say oh and she was there oh wow so so we're going to see see Diddy. I ain't tripping, but tripping, but I ain't tripping. I met Diddy, whatever. This is Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. Yeah. Right?

I did whatever. So, yeah, they like, we're going to meet Diddy. I'm like, all right, nobody turn off Diddy. Let's go. Negative yacht life. So we walk down the boardwalk, right? And I'm hungry. I'm like, man, anybody hungry?

They was like, yeah. I was like, man, I know we're going to meet Diddy, but let's go get something to eat. And I'm looking for a restaurant, right? I look over to the right. I was like, oh, shit, we should go in that restaurant, right? And we walked toward it. What I thought was the restaurant was the entrance to Diddy's Super Yacht. Right?

Super Yacht. Super Yacht. I can imagine. Yo, it was crazy. You crazy you know how people like i don't like to ride boats because you get seasick not on this shit nigga you get homesick yo so this joint was like hello pad and everything and then dave we balled out with dave and i you know that's how women do they be like this oh nigga i see you with your little yacht, but this is a bigger yacht right here, right? Right. I wasn't like that, but Dave was like this, damn you, Diddy! So we, and my lady was there, also super young, Stephanie, she's there, also super young. And I'm like this, I'm a little sad, I'm like, oh, we're going to meet Diddy, we're going

to hang out with Diddy, whatever. So Diddy's taking a long time. To arrive? He didn't arrive, he did, motherfucker. Okay, he's there. To arrive? He didn't arrive. He did, motherfucker. Okay, he's there. To just appear. Okay.

You know, because some people need smoke screens and like take that. I thought he was going to come in like. Diddy bopping. Like I thought he was going to come in like this, right? So he's taking a while and everything. The women are getting frustrated, right? All the moms, wives, or baby moms, or whatever you want to call it. They're getting a little frustrated.

So they're like this. Oh, we're going to go to the bar right now. We need to do a little shopping, right? All the moms, wives, or baby moms, or whatever you want to call it. They're getting a little frustrated. So they're like this, oh, we're going to go to the ballpark and we're going to do a little shopping, right? And I ain't saying my lady's a hater, but this was so funny. So everybody leaving, going to the ballpark. My sister is like,

probably just walking. She was like this, oh, I'm going to go with the girls. She was like this, you want to watch Austin? I want to say, if you don't get that goddamn baby out of my motherfucking face, I'm about to be a sarong boy. I'm about to be a bad boy. I'm going to be doing something, but I ain't

going to be the only nigga in there with a kid. Like, let me be a man. You know how niggas say, let me be a man. Please, baby, can I be a man for a second, please? You know? And I was like, if you don't get that, baby. So she took him.

She took him, right? So, and it's like, and it's one of the things, like, it's only like four or five of us, right? So Diddy finally come out, and we had this table, this dope-ass table and everything. And they having a comment. French Montana was there. Diddy was there. Dave was there. Corey Smith was there.

Fred Yonett was there. And we're at the table and these motherfuckers having all of these million dollar conversations. I was like, I was like, what you niggas gonna get around to the thousandaire conversation? I ain't joined in on this shit, right?

Everybody's like and I remember he said and did he was like Dave was your David so Prolific and all about the world and everything and did he was like fuck that nigga What about that Netflix money because this one day first caught them joints. Yeah joked about it So he took a Netflix money to my billions money're talking about billions of money. I'm like this. Millions. I'm like this. Man, I ain't going to be able to get in this conversation until they come back a couple more zeros, right? And I'm like this. I don't want to just be here. Yeah.

I want to contribute to the conversation. Conversation, yeah. So I don't know. I don't even know if it ever got released in the States, but he had a brand of vodka called Ciroc 10. Okay. And it was in this beautiful ass bottle it was a bottle that didn't look uh anything familiar to the one the brand here yeah okay

it was just some like oh what is this right so i'm like everybody talking this million dollar right and i'm like this i need a question i'm trying to get this conversation right so i looked at when the conversation kept skipping around me it was like this okay six-figure it was like a six-figure excuse me nigger and it kept going around me they kept going sixes right so finally was open I was like man I'm not gonna leave this place but I was saying something so I was like this, so did he. I said, what makes this brand more superior than all your other Ciroc successful brands? I was like, oh shit. And I thought he was like, nigga, what kind of question is that? You know what he said?

He said, he just started running out. He said, it's aged 10 years. It's he just started naming everything. I was like it's age 10 years. He just started naming everything. I was like, boom, I'm out. I'm out of conversation. So he's like, you want to try something? I'm like, hell yeah, nigga, I want to try something. So I'm like, this is vacation.

This is a rock tent. Shit's smooth as a motherfucker, right? And French Montana, who I'm a fan of. I'm a fan of French Montana to the extent that his nigga I ain't worried about nothing that was my you know that was my intro song

for about a year so I'm like this French there and I'm like oh shit you know French like he just he just he's a good time guy what does that mean a good time guy I'm sweating whoo I mean that I'm not saying that he likes a party he's like two

parties this is vacation right and then it's like I like to have fun at times mm-hmm so one thing led to another and all I know I was like this ain't worry about nothing nigga I ain't worry about nothing nigga I ain't worry about nothing it's fucking a party it's like the dopest thing

about this whole fucking weekend is that it's not like anybody at the door who lists you on if anybody is there they are influential and it's family like if it's one like this is like i could tell the people it was star study star study star study with friends right it was like this is a good time having a I got lit. Right? Here comes Stephanie again. They came back from the trip.

It's just all men, four or five of us. We have a good conversation. Now she coming up. Now she got Austin on her shoulder, on her hip. Like he's the heaviest thing in the world. And I'm telling you, I'm not fighting. I'm on holiday. Holiday means you can tell me, I'm not on vacation. I'm on holiday. Holiday is different. I'm on holiday. I'm not front. I'm on holiday. Holiday means you can tell me, I'm not on vacation, nigga.

I'm on holiday. Holiday is different. I'm on holiday. I'm like this. And ain't nobody mad. Nobody mad. I'm on holiday like this. I'm on holiday.

And then she comes back up. I'm like, what are you doing? Now she got Austin on the hip. And she tell my mom you need to drink some water I'm like this I thought I was drinking water for the last hour and a half that's a rock tin was so

fire oh and I was the life of the party after that we eating we eating lamb chops and shit Russell Simmons is over there talking about motherfucker motherfucker, you all right? It was just a dope ass night. And I was still a little inebriated.

So I didn't know. I didn't want the party to end. Everybody's leaving. I got flip flops on, lotion on my shit. And RIP Kim Porter. Pretty usual. RIP Kim Porter was there. And I'm telling her.

And I was a little bit like this, right? And she was like, you need to, you're going to get on your boat, right? We're going to get you a boat. I thought she meant like they had like Uber boats out there. Yeah. Like, I'm telling Dave, yo, Dave, you want to stay? I'm staying, man. I'm like, we turn it up.

And he was like, man, if you don't get your ass in the boat. I was like, no. P up. And he was like, man, if you don't get your ass in the boat. I was like, no. Puffy got a boat for me. And Kim, Corey Smith can tell you a story. So Kim, I'm going to call him. So Kim was like, I thought she was alluding to like, they're going to give me a boat. I can just hang out as long as I want and give me a boat back.

Cut to, they poured me into the boat. Oh, damn. I went there with two flip flops. I left with one. But I had, oh, man. I was like, this is what holiday is all about, right? So was it you had your own personalized boat? Like a little mini?

No, no, no. I thought that they was going to get me a boat to get back. They was trying to, she was saying, nigga, you better get this dinghy back to your shit and i know i had a good time but i was like this man if there's any time to like really cut up like that and it feels safe it's around your family and your friends you know and the next day i was so nervous about it because i got yelled at all night i was like who the fuck yells during a fucking vacation on a fucking island with a private it just didn't make sense where the beef was coming from. So next day I'm about to pull, granted.

And Dave was there, right? And I didn't know. You know how you know you did something, but you got to hear what people are saying? Yeah. Right. So you don't know so i was like um i said uh i said yeah day word on the street is somebody might have had one too many he was like yeah you was up but you was funny as and you had a good time oh that's all's all it meant. And that's all that mattered. That was one experience with him that meant a lot to me

because it wasn't like people look at our lives like, oh, y'all turn up, there's bitches everywhere. There's always going to be bitches around, whatever. But for me, that experience with him, with his entire family, me with my entire family, the whole family structure thing for me was new. And everybody was close and we was all there, family having a good time.

That was a very memorable moment that I had with Dave. That I'll never forget. Yay. So you don't want to be on my show no more? Of course I want to be on your show. I'm just- All right, man. Go ahead. You can leave. I'm good. You know what I'm saying? All right. Thank you.'t want to be on my show no more? Of course I want to be on your show. I'm just-

Rob Markman. All right, man. Go ahead. You can leave. I'm good. You know what I'm saying? Rob Markman. All right.

Thank you. Word? Rob Markman. Thank you for being... You just said I'm on the clock. I was making a statement. Rob Markman. Anybody tripping about your clock or your little job? Your little job?

All right. You can leave, son. Bet. I didn't know if he was going to exit me out or nothing. Yo, I appreciate the conversation. Come on, brother. 75, man. Appreciate it. You be cool like how you be cool, right? I can't believe that my 75th episode of this podcast, a motherfucker just bum rushed my shit. No security.

I don't got no security. This is like twice in one weekend we've discussed this. About me having no security? Yeah. Because I did. It's not yesterday. You said I should do security. And I don't want to.

Because I think once you start hanging around security, people want to come at you before that. I do. You are absolutely right. I don't really understand my celebrity. I don't connect with it. I don't know. I mean, I got got this weekend.

Yeah, what happened yesterday was pretty thorough. So this is how they got me. You know at the shows, when you go to shows, they have those guys want you to sign like whatever film or joint. You know, what do they call it? They want your autograph. I know, but they have a name. They just, they want autographs. They, memorabilia,s they memorabilia

they collect memorabilia and they sell it eBay whatever so I'm in my hotel room in Philly and

I get a phone call in the hotel room which was alarming because nobody ever calls the hotel room unless you're fucking really loud

or there's smoke coming from there. Only time hotel phones ever ring. So phone rings. Hey, Donnell. It's Pete from the club. I'm like, what's up? I'm going to come pick you up. I've been walking to the club. I was up. I've been walking to the club.

I was like, I've been walking to the club. Yeah, but we're expecting a lot of rain. I was like, oh, good looking. That makes sense. What time you want to meet me? I said, I'll come down at 720. Right? 720.

I go downstairs, outside, and I don't see anybody. I'm like, why the fuck would the clubs say they're going to come pick me up? And don't come pick me up. It ain't even raining out this bitch. Fuck it. It was a short distance. I don't have a problem with walking. It was like less than a block.

So I go outside, no car left, right, no car. And then they call me, hey Donnell, what's your ETA? I said, I thought Pete was supposed to pick me up. They said, who's Pete? And what happened when I was walking to the club, the guys,

a guy that had these posters of Disney's soul. Hey, Donnell, could you sign these for me? And he had a little kid with him. He was like, you mind taking a picture with my son? He's a big fan. Sign this one, sign this one. I get to the clubhouse, I was like, whatever happened to Pete? They was like, who the fuck is Pete?

I'm like, god damn, that motherfucker got me. And it made me nervous, because I was like, that could have been a hit. Could have been serious. Yeah, but who wants to hurt a ashy motherfucker? What world are we living in

where you want to hurt somebody that's trying? Who wants to beat up the comedian? Who wants to hurt the comedian? You're a foul person. If you want to hurt a comedian, you're a foul person. If you want to hurt a comedian, you're a foul person. Kanye, just stop it.

Leave Pete alone. Deal with the issues you have with your wife behind closed doors or in a private situation, but leave Pete alone because comedians can fucking hurt you. What you think is a... alone because comedians can fucking hurt you. What you think is a moment when you get at a motherfucker,

you don't want it from a comedian. They create moments all the time. Live for funny shit. Same way I live to play this clip.

This is the Don Air Roller Show 75th episode. We're trying to get not trying. We will get to 100,000 subscribers. We'll get to a point where I will have guests to book on this show and I don't have to rely on somebody

that's looking for the shit key. Until then, shit key guests are invited to this podcast. But check this out. Thanks for coming on The Breakfast Club. That's when you were in love with August Alsina. I wasn't in love with no motherfucking August.

I liked his shit. Who said they was in love with him? I can't, I showed emotions towards you didn't just like it you loved it yo i did not i loved it and i loved this shit and i'm gonna keep on you you right you know what i gotta tell you i ain't love him i fucked with him he seemed like he was a second one time time, August had a listening party. Shut up. Donnell flew into town to come to the party. Hey, ye, I swear.

Ye, ye, I swear. I never wanted to tell anybody this story, but I'm going to keep it real. I was a huge August Halsina. I told you, I did fly into town. I did. I was like, oh, shit. Yo, shut up, man. I said, oh, shit, son. I was like oh shit yo shut up man i said oh shit son i was like i get to meet him right i was like it wasn't him it was his music he was just gritty he was

reminding me of like jennings whatever i liked the boy i had no question like that so i i flew in the town right i flew myself in what type of hole i am fanboy what type of what type of hoe I am. Fan boy. What type of basic nigga I am. I'm so basic. He flew middle seat coat. I said middle seat coat in the back. The headpiece don't even go back. That's how much a hoe I am. You know what I'm saying?

I'm so basic. Right? I flew in. And then when I did fly in, I even went to the club. I was like, and then he was all on the mic talking singing and shit and i was like yo he looked at me like who that nigga i'm like really nigga i'm your number one fan and i never told him about this story he did his shit he was like oh shit and you you know i was excited i was like i wasn't like oh no i wasn't i was like

i'll see you nigga all right whatever whatever the first time i got introduced to the music i was in miami the pizza shop three o'clock in the morning up and i love this came i'm like who is this and my youngins told me you don't know that's all because i've seen i know who he was so i listen to his his is powerful as so i'm at this party that angela yee invited me to, I'm going to pay you if you show up. Right? And he did his shit. Then he went over to like a VIP section and shit. I still ain't really get the love I needed.

Right? So they had a little sofa area. I forget the name of this club. They had a little sofa area. So he trying to stand up so people could see him. And I'm over there trying to say, what up? And when he stood up on the couch, the nigga, I swear, I never told anybody this story. story the slip it fell and i caught the son hey yo hey yo hey yo hey yo yeah i swear to god i felt like a bitch ass biggie I caught that digger that digger said I got you

What this big is I'm going back up cuz I was like no homo nigga. I swear to God Yo, I was like this I was like this shit too much. I said I just caught this nigga Talk I'm knowing that even yo before my man 40, he know not to tell nobody that story. 40 would say, where's the bubba? He caught that nigga that day, son. Yo, I told 40, whatever you do, don't ever tell no nigga. Don't ever tell nobody I caught August out of the scene. I ain't want him to hurt himself, son.

I caught that nigga, son. I caught that nigga, son. Yo, I did like this. That nigga start stumbling i said yo and i felt gay i had him too long right i said get your ass back up i ain't catching you no more i swear i swear i was with august like that and that you know what i was a big fan i remember i know he was supposed to be doing a show in london england right i found out i know I was fucking with August like that. And that, you know what? I was a big fan. I remember. I know. He was supposed to be doing a show in London, England, right? Nigga, I found out.

I know you didn't find out in London. Yo, yo, I tried to surprise him. I was like, this is how much of a basic nigga I was, right? I said, oh, I ain't even going to let him know I'm coming. I was like this all the way in london he would be surprised to see me right i'm not making this this is my life this is my life how are you gonna even see him in london because i was in london he was in london how many niggas be in london but how you did you have his number I ain't have his number

right I tried to call you I called somebody didn't I call you you might have yeah I might have yeah I called you and I said I ain't tripping off this nigga but I'm in London I know she gonna talk shit to me right so how

you gonna ask you can't just ask for another nigga number like yo you got his math right you gotta ask like wu-tang yo god but it definitely said no no he wouldn't he fucked with me son don't do that ye don't do that don't do that is he on some weird shit no is that nigga some weird shit see how he dressed nigga you worried about me i'm worrying about you don't selena me no i'm kidding he didn't say that i know he didn't say that no but yeah i'm telling this is true story so i'm in london right i was doing a show with i don't know who i was maybe working with dave and i was like oh i was like this oh shit i was like this and now that i'll be looking at this schedule i was like oh i said this this what i said i said we going to be in London at the same time?

Like a coincidence. I was like this. I ain't even going to say nothing. I kept saying I'm going to surprise them. Yo, I'm in motherfucking London, right? And I'm in there like, it felt like one of those fake ass shows. You know how promoters say they got them? They buy the tickets, do they joke?

I'm like, oh, this nigga cold. I'm a bitch, nigga i'm a i went to the spot he ain't gonna even be here i'm walking all the way to london i flew no i ain't fly all the way to london i was in london uh-huh i'm passing port i'm a password right and i kept on the funny thing is i kept going to the dj? I kept saying, you think he gonna come? The nigga ain't never show up, man. No! I love that dude. I love that youngin', man. And I'll tell you, this is the reason why. Like, I was introducing him. I didn't know who he was. I know he was coming up.

But, you know, one of my favorite artists is Life Jennings, right? And then, this is what it connects with. He reminded me so much of life jennings have a gritty story that's like honest and then come to find out i saw another video where august when he first started one of the things that got him popping was he did a cover of life jennings song i love this shit no um must be nice he did it and i was like and then i understood what the connection was you know had i not that connection i would have never caught the nigga

you would have caught him still i wouldn't have caught him i wouldn't have caught him you wouldn't let nobody fall yo i wouldn't yo but it was just so ironic i'm like damn this gonna fit like i was just like you gonna tear my ass up with this shit. So another very exciting episode of the Don Air Rollins Show. This was a very, very, very exciting milestone show. It's hard to do 75 anything. It's hard to do 75 push-ups. It's hard to do 75 strokes. And it's definitely hard to do 75 episodes.

But I think I'm on to something. Shout out to my girl Nikki. She couldn't be here. Shout out to everybody that's made this, uh, the Don A. Rollins show one of the best podcasts you didn't think you wanted to see. Until next time, remember,

a joke can be too soon, but it never can be too soon for a funny observation. Take it out of the face. Bye.はいはいはい はいはいはい Bye.