Donnell - The Donnell Rawlings Show Episode #080

Episode Date: May 1, 2022

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The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face! Fuck out bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place! so Oh my god, where? Ah! Dang! Welcome to the Donut Rolling Show! What are you doing? All right, guys, shows are awesome. Can I have my job back?

Yes. Did you do a good job at my job? Yes. Are you a good fit man guy? What was your favorite part of my job? Alright. Just don't hit the record. Okay, alright, alright.

Beat it. Have fun. Stop shooting people, Austin. Charlie, stop shooting people. Alright, Chuck. Alright, beat it. Scram. Oh, that's right.

Chuck, you did a good job. On cue, you put the song that makes me get excited about doing the podcast. Give it up for Chuck, ladies and gentlemen. That's Austin's mans listening to him. And when you hear this, you know the show's about to start. This is episode, what, 79 or 80? Have we hit 80? 80.

This is 80. And I know some people say, the same as your face look, Donnell. And for those people, get these nuts. It's Donnell and Rollins Show. We're at Martha Stewart's basement, ladies and gentlemen. Deep down. Deep down in Martha Stewart's basement. I think that Snoop is somewhere showing her his bick.

If you know what I mean. Very interesting week for comedy this week. her his bick. If you know what I mean. Very interesting week for comedy this week. I feel like I'm doing like a news. It's a very good week for comedy this week. Because if you don't know so when, what is today?

Today is Tuesday. Not today. Alright. We can't do that. Yeah we can do today. Alright everybody. How's everybody doing? No, what I'm asking is this episode will come out the week of the 27th. Somewhere around there, right? I get confused with my dates. I be messing up on dates.

27th. And at that time, that would be the beginning of the Netflix is a joke festival. Woo-hoo. I can't wait. You know, if you're into festivals, you know that back in the day, it was two popular festivals. Austin, can you lower your voice, please? Quiet coyotes.

Quiet coyotes. Can you lower your voice? Huh? Can you lower your voice? Huh? Can you lower your voice? Huh? You see me? Look me in my face. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here, Austin. Come here. Come here. Look me in my face. Look me in my face. But look at the camera, too.

Listen to me. You are going to get a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and cheese if you don't. That's your son. Okay, beat it. Okay, beat it, beat it. Oh, he got to get an applause. Get out of here.

Oh, you locked and loaded. Let me say. All right. Thank you. So Netflix is a joke. If you know festivals. Back in the day, it was the two biggest festivals in comedy, I think, was Edinburgh, if I'm not mistaken. It was a comedy festival in Germany.

And the Montreal Comedy Festival. Montreal Comedy Festival. You remember Montreal Comedy Festival? No, but I'm about to be on mom mode really fast. What? Okay, I'll talk to them. Go ahead. So if anybody that's watching this podcast, you know,

or if you know comedy, if you've been following comedy for more than 30 years, that means you're old as shit, you got a gray hair, you found a gray hair on your pubic, and you was like, it's over. You know that the Montreal Comedy Festival was a comedy festival, was a festival that broke comedians.

The like of Dave Chappelle popped off in Montreal. The likes of Wanda Sykes, Montreal. Dane Cook, Montreal. It was this festival where if you had five minutes, seven minute showcase set, it could change your life. From I was working in the Boston Comedy Club to have a quarter million dollar deal to do nothing but just wait development deal and see what they want to do with me. That's what the Montreal Comedy Festival was years ago. And it still is one of the most prestigious uh comedy festivals in comedy but now there's a new sheriff in town and it makes those it makes so much sense that one of the

biggest platforms for stand-up comedy would say how do we extend our brand and get the world involved with it with a week of a week or two of fun activities stand up comedy podcasts all type of shit and that's what it is Netflix's joke festival if I'm not mistaken starts April

27th whatever tomorrow is it started on the 27th, and I think it goes as far as to the 7th. But it's going to be exciting because, it just, when I say it makes so much sense, Netflix got the biggest names in comedy. So why not have everybody come together,

uh, do shows, and, in some cases, record these shows for Netflix presentation. I was fortunate enough to do my own show at the Hollywood Improv. It sold out. And I was fortunate enough to do the Hollywood Bowl shows with Dave Chappelle.

Those sold out. But it's a different sold out. What's that mean? Dave's sellout and my sellout is different. Capacities. Yeah, like nigga like, yeah. Hey, don't know size doesn't matter. Yo, and I had to tell them.

I was like, yo, yeah, man. I got a show. My shit sold out. I said my shit sold out in weeks. And my shit was like, you know, it was comedy club size. It was good. But this nigga's shit sold out like. Hours?

No, no, his shit sells out real, real fast. And it's so interesting, but not just sell out but like the numbers like you start hitting 18,000 15,000 23,000 then you got my comedy club joint

it was like yeah Donnie I was like yeah I was about to add another show it was like add another show add another venue but those shows man, add another show, nigga, add another venue. But those shows, man, and I did, and it's so interesting

because I do a lot of those. I by no means am I selling out arenas now. I wouldn't even try to get my, I'm not on that shit. Not yet. Not yet. It's going to happen,

but what I do know is that when I get on an arena show, give them the business, son. Camera don't know no difference. The motherfucking audience don't know no difference. It's like what moment you have. And when I do the arenas, man, it feels like, I can't even, it feels like,

I'm a boxer. Do you feel like Michael Jackson? You know what? I feel more like a fighter than once he gets in the ring. He's doing an impression of Michael Jackson.

So you're walking hard with the music? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nigga ain't worried about nothing. Nig nigga ain't worried about nothing nigga ain't worried about nothing and then as soon as i get up there nigga i get a shaman moment because those arenas man i'm gonna tell you it's so overwhelming because once you especially when you do it like they set up arenas sometimes where it's a certain amount of people in front of you, nobody's behind you, right? Yeah.

But like these joints, it's in the round. So it's like you're going into an octagon. Yeah. And everybody, like 18, 14,000, 15,000 people are just staring at you at one time. And you have to understand that although it's 15,000, 18,000 people there, they all are paying attention to you. Yeah, and it has to be that although it's 15,000, 18,000 people there, they all are paying attention to you.

Yeah, and it has to be hard for you for someone that's performed for so many years facing one way that now you have to open up and perform for everybody. No, it's not hard for me because I've been doing it long enough to have almost experienced anything you can throw at me in stand-up. I've seen that before. You know what I'm saying? That's why you can tell a motherfucker's going to get positive. He has so much confidence.

It's not that he's overly confident. It's just that you've seen every situation before. And I've seen it before. But walking into it, man, and then you get in the laugh, and you hear that shit go, ah. And you know it's because you know you're performing for the audience everybody can see your face and you're also performing for the jumbotron

you gotta always know it's the camera in front of you but man them fucking shows are electric so to be able to do shows at the Hollywood Bowl shout out to Portland I just did a Portland arena with Dave shout out to Utah to Utah Jazz we did that and it was one.

Oh, didn't you just do Kid Rock? Kid Rocks. Tell me about it. Go in. I remember when he called you out. I like Kid Rock. I know you like him too. I know you called him a racist.

What the fuck are you talking about? Nobody call Kid Rock a racist. No, but it was funny. No, it was funny. No, in a way, you did it in a funny way. I didn't say he was a racist. I said he might be a little racy. Kid Rock is like, let it be known in America.

I know some people are upset with Kid Rock. Kid Rock is not a racist. He's racy. He got a lure a lure like a lure racy shit sometimes and it's not that he hates anybody but it's just like some shit you just keep in your back pocket some people keep a nigga in their back pocket every once in a while I like his video he did as a comeback to you which one to me yeah when he's talking about when after you invited him out to yellow springs he's like i know i might be racist but no that's okay we oh yeah i told that story he said not but he said well i don't want to ruin my racist nazi attitude these people have me that was it i'm like okay um you know how you erase that edge people have towards you? Kid Rock?

Don't use certain words. It's easy, son. And the thing about it was, it was for the Nashville Comedy Festival, right? Okay. And it's a big comedy festival in Nashville, right? A lot of the dopest comics perform there. And the first time they had a Kid Rock comedy jam. motherfuckers supposed to be on the show and my booking agent reached out to me

he was like do you want to do kid rocks the kind of show I was like fuck yeah that's my nigga oh I was like yo whatever that nigga I was like, yo, whatever that nigga. I was like, can't be my nigga. Right? But I wanted to do it. And I like the motherfucker. Of what I know of him, I like him. People always want to put how they feel about somebody and try to compare it.

No. I like the dude. For what I know of him i like him i don't know of him of what you heard anything and just because you heard something about somebody don't necessarily mean you got to automatically not fuck with niggas yeah i haven't heard anything bad about him personally oh yeah he used some words oh he did yeah all like every letter. He used all the letters. F, Ns, Cs, Ds. If it's a new offensive word come out, he's going to be the first one. And not give a fuck.

I think he's more of a provocateur than anything. I think that certain people in their life, they just, like, they can relish any vibe and any thought you have of them. I feel like he just doesn't give a fuck no matter what. That's what it is. Most importantly, it's not the word I choose to use. It's the fact that I don't give a fuck about whatever I say. And I've said this even in my stand-up show. I don't have the fucking time to worry about every fucking racist.

I got to pick the racist I want to worry about. I don't have time for racists that cannot fuck with my life. I don't have time for it. Certain racists you can fuck about. President of the United States of America, racist. You know what I mean? Like, whoa, that could be tough. Just fuck those up.

But the racist that, like, works at a gas station. Yeah, I just pump my gas. No, not just what cracker. Could you hurry up and pump this nigger's gas? Cracker. Can you fill this nigger's Mercedes Benz tank up? Please, Cracker. Thank you.

The AMG. Bye bye. I don't have time for that. You know, people love your like. I know. Now we talk about what they love. What? You know what they love.

And I've been trying to be mature. Right? I've been trying to be mature as shit with you. Right? I've been trying to be mature as shit. When I say mature, fellas, I mean like look away. Like when I work with him, it's like Magic Johnson look-away pass. I try to be mature.

And it was to a point that everybody was checking for your shirts. Everybody. Everybody. To the point where the last episode, I saw you push your titty back in. I held it because I leaned to the side. Oh, you did? I held it in. I was like, if I leaned to the side, I knew it was going to go

boop. But the funny thing about it was you did not stay connected. You was like, so hey guys, so listen, the other day we did so and so. And you was right there. I was like, how do you do it? Austin! Okay, well, he made me lose my thought. What was I saying? You said

it fell out. No, before the... I said they like you? No, before the... I said they like you. Oh, yeah, okay. You said they like... I said they like your room. You said they like my titties. You said people have been on the shirts.

They've been on the shirts. They've been on the shirts. They've really been appreciating their shirts to the point where I'm like, I'm turning into a bitch, because I'm like this. I said, I don't want people to just look at you as a

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I'll put it like this. It's time to get it popping. Blue Chew. Get a piece of meat or an object hey guys he's not lying he really did call me and say that what did i say what did i say what did i say i said it for all y'all niggas think i'm a nut or whatever good what did i say he just said i think that this is a this is how it opened he said look at he sends me the picture, the screenshot. He said, how are they going to pay attention to what we're saying when you're wearing stuff like this?

That's exactly what he said. And he's like, we got to calm it down some. First off, my head don't know how to do that. My head don't know how to do that. You over here trying to make it like he was trying to help me out. You're like, no. I was like, wait, first off, my head don't know how to do like damn something. You're over here trying to make it like he was trying to help me out. You're like, no. I was like, wait. First off, my head don't do this.

My brother head do like this damn something. No, what I was saying was, but I understand. Everybody says sex sells, right? He look good. Everybody like the way he look. But I just didn't want like just motherfuckers coming to the show just for. I mean, and as I told you on that phone call, I teach my kids the same thing.

Like, my daughters are beautiful. But the first time, your diction right now, your diction right now... Don't talk about my diction. No, it's good diction. No, I'm just saying, it's like reportery. It was like, first of all, I told my kids. Like, when you have diction, you can say anything

and people have to believe what you're saying because you have diction. If you start off with, I don't know, they'd be like have diction, you can say anything. And people have to believe what you say because you had diction. If you start off, I don't know. They were like, get out of here. Your diction. I just want to. I just want to. So that's what the diction is coming out real. Dictionary. Diction. Harder than the station. So like I tell my daughters, your beauty is going to pull people in,

but your mind is going to keep them there. And when you said that right yeah and i believe that and that's how i've lived my life can i raise your mind you said and then you hit me you shut me up in my train he was like yes i explained you told me the same thing you had your hands and everything the same way you said yes i explained to my my beauty bring it and my mind would keep him but i was like this uh this shirt that i'm looking at i was like i understood all that maya angelo shit she was doing right but this shirt i was like this no your broody your beauty is not going to bring him in your titties are going to bring him in

right now and i said i don't have a problem with that but i want people to know others you said and feminism or whatever you can wear what you want. Yeah, because I knew you was going to be like, I was in a situation where I wasn't going to be able to win if you didn't understand what I was trying to say. If you want to be like, oh, yeah, see, yeah, I think we can. No, I'm just saying, like, I just didn't want it just to be all about that. And when I say that, I mean, so now it's important for me

to let the audience know who you are. You know what I'm saying? What do you care about? Like, that and when I say that I mean so now it's important for me to let the audience know who you are you know what I'm saying what do you care about like that's what I didn't want to get all fucked up like no shit and then your titties really that last joint and it was just like it was like

it was like and niggas in the comments niggas didn't know what we was talking about in the comments they just like just let her talk I was like she and niggas in the comments, niggas didn't know what we was talking about in the comments. They just like, just let her talk. I was like, she didn't say shit. I say a lot of stuff. They are listening. Y'all are listening, right? No, 100%.

Even when you talked about taking your skeet to the office. They heard that loud and clear. I have some offers. You have some offers? I'm going to tell you. And then what I tell you, I said, when you was talking about, you was trying to get niggas to not be I said

some people will be attached to the seat right they will be like oh I have a baby and not just like okay I did a job but I have a baby

and I was like you was like well it might not be two guys I was like the only this is what I said the only

candidates that's going to do that for you is gay niggas well and i ain't even don't know yeah it's the truth gay is a skeet it could disconnect not all of them but some of them but you know what that would be more of a you got a better shot and not wanting to be in love and do that yeah you know i still want to be in love like don't get

me wrong right but i'm gonna get it how i can get it you really serious about this shit right yo you you know you scared niggas yo you you're the quickest way to scare motherfuckers is if you meet them in a week later like so i want to have a baby i know it sucks but what is it i'm just curious for you and i know that there some women out there and i know some that are close to me that had kids in a younger age right and experience that age of raising them or that age of raising them what was my priorities when I was raising them then and to a point now but what is your desire to have more kids when you got two beautiful daughters two beautiful daughters which i thought they were boys i never had ultrasound i still

i've always wanted boys i've always wanted boys i saw one another set of kids we'll see what happens you know speaking of you know how you gonna handle, if you have more girls? You ain't going to do it in Japan. What, they just. I'm going to give them to somebody. I'm just kidding. They do that. What country they do that? I'm just kidding.

Them Asian niggas do that, man. They be like, oh, girl, no more daughter. They be like, oh, too much daughter already. Everyday daughter. All the time. Every time. Me fucking, fucking. Every time.

And I'm not. Stop Asian hate. This is how a motherfucker talk talk that i knew oh me too fucking only girl have a only girl having me have a boy is that important for you to have a boy it really is because my tomboy side i don't know it's probably very selfish i and i don't mind adopting either um and i we've spoken of it is something that we can bring on the show women's health and that type of thing. I have to have fibroids removed even to have the possibility to get pregnant right now.

So it would have to be at the office at this moment. Yo, that means what time? That's like, yo, what time are we having this baby day? So I'll be there at 4.30. Yeah, right. But I talked to you about this. 80% of women have fibroids. It's a thing.

Go get checked out, women. It's important before sometimes they will get to the point where they can cause damage like what i'm dealing with now um but they can also be solved if you catch them a little earlier that's such a good thing to say and to understand and when i was talking to you earlier you said save it for the podcast like it really puts in perspective how much of a blessing and how much of a blessing and how much, how much it is a miracle to be able to have a kid.

Kids are a miracle. And I have two beautiful daughters. I told my 18 year old this way at college. I'm like, cause she's going to want to be the one to drive me to the hospital and pick me up the next day and take care of me. See, that's why you can't eat in the office.

See, see, see, that's why you skeet in the cup. Niggas don't take you to your appointments. Yo, you're like, yeah, my daughter's going to take me to the hospital because you skeet in the cup.

But my daughter's taking me and I told her the reason. I'm very transparent with my daughter's sex and all kinds of things they're able to come to me about. Even though she's not having it. What? Okay.

But so. I'm not. We are not. You're not going there. We're not talking about that. But all she wrote me, she's like, but she said, well, thank goodness you were blessed with two beautiful daughters already. And I was like, yes, I was.

And I appreciate that. And I am being selfish, you know. What, to have the other kids? I think to be as sad as I am in this position. Man, fuck the kids and I appreciate that. And I am being selfish, you know. What, to have the other kids? I think to be as sad as I am in this position. Man, fuck the kids' thoughts on that shit. Don't worry about it, man. Fuck them, man. She about to be fucking in two years.

Yeah, I mean, but the thing is, like... I'm just saying. Shut up. I am not talking to you about this. But there is that part that's like, I can maybe wait to be a grandma and still my i'm saying i don't want to the two years but i'm just saying it was women killed but they always talk about i don't want them to be like okay do you ask me what year did you start

did it get quiet i had a more up childhood than my kids did so what do you mean i had a up childhood you know? We've never talked about anything. No, your fucked up childhood, which is interesting to me. I'm not trying to be a therapist or anything, but for you to say I had a fucked up childhood and then me knowing the energy, any time I've been around you, it's always been, it was a frequency. And people talk about the frequency.

It's always been like, I've never seen you like upset or freak out. You put your finger up on me in one podcast like this. And you did like that. And you like, Oh, it was like, you leaned into this.

He was like, okay, anyway. All right. Okay. But I've never seen you like, like have issues or would make me believe that you had a tough childhood what was so tough about the thing is i think that some people go the way of um really relishing on their past

and i've taken my past and being like my life is not going to be like that my kids lives are not going to be like that so i totally I'm not my mother I am not my I think I told you my father was murdered when I was 11 you didn't tell me that I didn't know I wonder what happened I know that his girlfriend killed him what yeah I know and my brother was wait a minute he died with my brother and my brother passed away to what ago. But he died with my brother sitting there. Your father did? Yeah, he's dead.

Was he his girlfriend? Was he? Was that a? Now we're getting all in the business. I just want to know how niggas get shot. That's all. My father was. We're from Louisville, Kentucky.

Fucking bitches. He's from. He's a Vietnam. Vietnam vet. Oh, that's mad pussy. Hazel eyes. Oh, nigga. 6'2", light skin. What else was he supposed to do? And his

nickname was Disco Daryl. Like, he was bad. And then he actually moved to L.A. Wait a minute, wait a minute. He moved to L.A. Let me tell you. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I was just telling somebody. Remember back in the day when a motherfucker could get some pussy just because he could dance?

He was Disco Dan? He was Daryl. Disco Daryl. Disco Daryl. What kind of pants? Not MC Hammer pants. Oh, no. He has the pictures I have of him.

He had the bell bottoms, tall, the little nice round afro. He was light-skinned then. He's a light-skinned dude. He's my only light-skinned name. And he was badass, too. Like, a light skinned nigga. I only light skinned niggas. And he was badass too. He had everyone's back. He actually Marla Gibbs used to have a studio here in LA. He moved

with my sisters and my brother to LA years ago. I know Marla's daughter Angela really close to him. Okay, so Marla Gibbs used to have a... Your father used to fuck Marla Gibbs? Look, I don't know what he did. No, no, I don't know. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Angela. No. Wait a minute. I would actually be curious because he was like that, but he used to fuck Marla Gibbs? Look, I don't know what he did. No, no, I don't know. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Angela. I would actually be curious because he was like that, but he used to teach karate.

He was a black belt. One second, please. Angela. I don't want to put you on the spot right now, but okay, we'll talk about it. Okay, back to the show. But he used to teach what she looked like. How old is she? Are we about the same age Marla

Angela I don't know That would be some shit though My sisters never told me Cause I didn't live with him Or do anything at that time My mom was the Jump off

Or the Side chick So the side bitch Shot your father No no no The other Another one He had mass savages yeah

i worry about that sometimes but you i don't got no and it ran it ran in the family too because my brother had a bunch of side bitches and they all showed up at his funeral do you think that is in your family like it's like plan men's desire to be with other you know what i think it's kind of like taught behavior i think so too 100 because my brother was with my dad when he would came and brought my mom a car and doing all of these things my brother was there right yeah because like i don't know this may be i don't know people i said but i know in the hood, your first sign of going in the right direction

or being a man was getting a bitch. How many you can have. How many you can have. And how good looking they are. And if you didn't have them, you was gay. You know what I'm saying? How many, like, oh, it was about conquering something. And I think that's like, it is self, it's 100% self-taught in some communities.

In some communities. I really think it's something to say, too, because he was in Vietnam and coming back and what the men dealt with. Oh, so he was coming back. Oh, you know how much pussy he got at the bar? Yo. Do you know how many siblings I kind of think we probably have in Vietnam? We got the same shit. We got the same shit. Yo, you know how much pussy he was getting coming back from Vietnam?

I know he was like, especially if he already liked pussy, he probably was going to bars like, oh, man, I'm just, ooh, just coming home. But I feel like also a lot of the men that came home, they dealt with the racism still. We're from Kentucky, you know? Like, you're still dealing with the bullshit after you just went and fought for the country. Black people don't really connect with the country like that. I'll just be honest with you.

Black people don't really, like, no, don't get me wrong. I know some gung-ho do. For the most part, black people are not patriotic. For the most part, black people, when you think about serving or or representing your country there has to be some things that align with that uh will this be the first time that's how they promote it to black people college tuition first time traveling experienced life you know black people aren't patriotic it's like that's an option to some other things i'm not going to college i don't have a trade i want to do something that can kind of give me a quality of life. That's where black people go.

My dad was an electrician. What branch? He was in the Army. So I remember at his funeral, like, you know, they brought out all the, yeah. That's why when you, like, it's another thing. I thought about this shit too. And I don't want to be morbid or anything like when I die.

I just don't want to go out. And I'm not going to go out like that. Where niggas is. And I know what happens. It was like, yo. What's up, everybody? We all know that we all go through problems. We all say we can confide in someone that can help us out.

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But it's like, yeah, they need money for the funeral. Yeah, don't. Yo, every celebrity, every celebrity that's listening to this right now, y'all understand that. Uh, for the funeral. I'm like this. Man, y'all need to start killing some military niggas. Not in a bad way, but military, that's one of the benefits you get a burial

so he did the and all that people need to get life insurance too it's very cheap every month especially when you get it when you're younger you pay $20-$27 a month and your kids can have a million dollars when you pass why the fuck would somebody do that dumb ass shit

when you have fucking four bundles of Brazilian number 24 on sale why would they do that you explain to me why would a woman spend money on life

insurance and not get five bundles for me because of my history and all the deaths that I've... Oh, hey girl, hey. Look at you, speaking up. No, not speaking up. Ain't nobody speaking up. Ain't nobody speaking up.

You better step back in this camera. Ain't nobody speaking up. We was talking about bundles. Bundles. We was talking about... Yo, this ain't no high city, girls. We was talking about. Like, hers gonna send, mine coming to pet, pet, pet. Yo, this ain't no high city girls.

We was talking about, we was talking about, that's, that's them right there. She got ass, mine is flat. That's them right there. That's them right there,

yo. What was tough? Why would someone? I, because of, I, you know, talking about,

I lost one of my best friends young. My dad, my uncles, like, it's been a plus or minus. So you, you know, talking about my loss, one of my best friends, young, my dad, my uncles, like it's been a plus. So you borderline crazy. No, I'm actually very peaceful. I'm not scared of death. If that's crazy. But so many people close to me have passed away. That's why I do float.

Like I'm able to bond with people easily. Like I kind of I'm just life is short. I realize it. I have a good time. You better have a good good time I told you I ran into little John again what okay um I ran into him and I met him like four years ago and he like and he remembered me and he was just like because I'm dancing doing my thing he's like he's like you wild and I'm like every time you're just so wild I'm like cause I have a good time and I'm not on drugs nothing what what

I just need his picture to pop up every night Lil Jon is a good dude Lil Jon's a nice dude he is so nice he's very nice back to the racist so I did the show in Nashville I went with what I thought was going to be the right thing

for me to do and that's perform for an audience that wanted to laugh Kid Rock short yeah you align yourself up to Kid Rock blah blah blah oh oh it's always one Django and all this type shit like and I try not to read the comments but

I read not all of them but last week it was probably like 2,000 I think I only read like 1,800 some thousand but you know you I not all the time but I'm like fuck y'all man I'm like fuck y'all they go hard you'm like, fuck y'all. They go hard. They go hard. They sound like some step-in fetcher shit. First off, when have you known me to ever even come in the conversation where it was something outside of me not having integrity,

morals, or anything. This don't make sense. So you stretch it. Oh, why? Because this motherfucker know him. You don't know him that way. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck

who a motherfucker support. You know how mad going to be if you say i can't fuck with somebody because they support this that's dumb did you hear though like just not to change the subject yeah don't don't change it but i'm gonna change no but then don't change it i don't want to change the subject so that was what i was against going to the like how people was going to perceive whatever and i said yo if you're a real comedian you can go up there and not piss anybody off and make people laugh and that show we did with kid rock uh kid rock comedy jam in nashville two and a half

hours of comedy some dope comics i know i've everybody that went up there. And I went up there to close the shop and murdered them motherfuckers. Murdered them. And I knew that this audience was all MAGA. Like, it wasn't. You saw my dread hats?

In theory. It wasn't gay motherfuckers in there. I mean, it's probably some gay MAGAs. But they don't promote it that much. But it was all MAGAs. And I did like 25 minutes probably some gay maggots, but they don't promote it that much. But it was all maggots. And I did like 25 minutes. And at that time, I was able, nobody thought about politics.

Nobody thought about race. It was just, a nigga, I'm pretty sure something still had that back there. You know something? It wasn't all about that. It was about a funny nigga. You know, and it was so dope. At the end of the show, I had an incident. I don't want to talk about that.

But at the end of the show, Kid Rock came to me at the show, and he said, Donnellnell I think we just brought America back together and I was like okay nigga but don't tear him apart again I was like you know you could you know you could

just chill or whatever then it'll be all good and I suggested Kid Rock to cover chill or whatever then it'll be all good and i suggested um kid rock to uh cover nina simone's song misunderstood i was like you singing that with a guitar would be fire what was his response he thought about it but then uh nothing ever happened nothing ever happened maybe one day

it was a good thing maybe he'll surprise you but I'm telling you I really felt good about that show because I was like comedy shouldn't be subjective to one group of people it shouldn't be like oh I only want to please the black people

only want to please the white people only want to please the Asian people it should be oh, I only want to please the black people, only want to please the white people, only want to please the Asian people. It should be something where I just want to, if somebody say that they want to laugh, I just want to be able to go up there and just make them laugh. Fuck your politics, fuck all that stupid shit.

You know? I think the best comedy is just relatable comedy. So as long as you, I think if you're performing for people in a certain demographic or- Why'd you have to use your hand for that? No, in a group, because I'm thinking of the crowd. Oh, okay, that's the crowd.

That's the crowd right there. All right. Of a certain demographic, but they still relate because there is, well, now they're not in your tax bracket. Who tax bracket? What are you talking about? Yours.

We're talking about your previous tax bracket and the jokes for your tax bracket. Yeah, but you know what? I'm going to tell you something. You know what? I think previous tax bracket and the jokes for your tax bracket. Yeah, but you know what? You know what? I think a tax bracket might change, but my mental tax bracket is always going to be the same. You know what I'm saying? So no matter if they're MAGA or not, they're still going to relate to what you're saying.

Right. But the MAGA's are assholes, though. Oh, the MAGA MAGA's. I'm talking about the niggas that just came home from the capital. From the 6th. Yo, you know I just came back from the capital. Them motherfuckers. But it was weird because it's so easy to say,

I hate all these MAGA motherfuckers. But I'm telling you, that show, and then we did something. Shout out to my man Josh. He does a thing called a goddamn comedy jam where you do a couple of minutes and then you perform a song with the band. And he's like an ex-singer. He'd be killing that shit, right? We even, after I did this show, Kid Rock, we went to that spot and

it was USA flags everywhere but nobody made me feel uncomfortable. Wait, did you get up and perform a song? It was one motherfucker though. Kid Rock, I don't know who this nigga is. You know who I'm talking about. He was by the door. He was by the door by the Trump on 45. He got a Trump 45.

Yo, I'll show you a picture. Oh, shit. Did you get up and do a song, though? I did. Yo. I remember how you were with Craig Robinson. You got nervous. You need to watch your fucking mouth, all right?

You need to watch your goddamn mouth. I don't know what you're talking about. I wasn't nervous. I just felt like I was just going to chill. No, because every time I try to sing a song, motherfuckers be mad. I'm going to roast them. They have karaoke. Do they catch me out in the streets?

And they be like, yo, get the fuck out. Don't get your day job. They be making me feel bad. Hold on, watch this. Hold on. Wait a minute. What'd you say? No, that was an old head song.

Yeah, old rock song, I think. But I forgot which one. Hold on, let me see. Oh, God, I don't remember. hold on let me see oh god next thing I know I have the microphone and I'm singing at the improv at least I can say I performed at the improv no you didn't next time you took the goddamn microphone you was like now's my chance

you act like yes or some kind of way you couldn't wait to get that mic you told me to go home I said yeah I think we had enough you was like okay bye bye no i turned around your ass is gone and i said that was okay bye negro that was me being mature i was like this because i already know i've been through that too many times i'm like this nigga you ain't gonna never want to go home yeah you're right i was like i don't like going home i'm one of those that stay out all night the sun comes up i'm like do we have to go home yet yeah what did i did I say? So what was that?

What did I say? You're showing us a picture of 45. Nah, but I said, the kid rocker went to, what? You said everybody is good. He felt safer, everybody except for the guy. Yeah, kid rocker at his place. I felt good. Like, what that motherfucker like? It was motherfuckers

like this year. You know what? Baraka. They were not so bad. But it was one dude. I don't know who he is. That motherfucker looked like this. Y'all hear that silence? I was like, I don't want to talk to him. I was just trying to, like, say, I just was trying to engage the motherfucker.

I was like, hey, he's looking like this. I'm not one of those. I paint my face. You know, those, those man dudes that take the fucking war paint and go down their face.

He's like, this got bear, bear pee and all that type of shit. I know he was serious, but I felt so, like the show, I felt,

I felt good about doing it after it was over with. I felt good about doing it. I was like, it's going to be some people critical. I mean, I'm like this. But it's a test.

For a motherfucker that could go up in front of a whole mega audience and rip them. There was points in the show where a motherfucker was cheering for me. I was doing my show. Somebody yelled out, nobody knows you. Oh, my God. This is true. This is after 15 minutes. Nobody knows you. This is true. This is after 15 minutes.

And I'm going. Was it Chris Rock? It wasn't Chris Rock. Keep my name out your mouth. Right. The funny thing about it was I was talking about everything was going on. I was like, yeah, I know how hard it was for me to come to the show I said motherfucker said Donnell you know Kid Rock is a racist

asshole and I said one thing I know about Kid Rock he's not a racist but he is an asshole I agree with him he is borderline asshole you look like one worker just tip him over to the racist ass

there's a teeter yeah it's like this where it could just tip them over to the racist app. There's a teeter point? I'm going over there. Right? But I was like, I know that. Then I said, what you don't know, Kid Rock has a black son. How come all these racist guys have black kids? Or the ones that are called racist that are your friends,

how do they have black, why do they all have black kids? I'll just, I can tell you why. I be on white bitches sometimes, if that answers your question. If that answers your question, well, I know one part of it is that I think for a white man to have a beautiful black woman it's like

it's a certain badge it's a certain badge because it's psychological it goes with that it's a certain badge. Because we're what? Come on.

People like this, I can't talk right now. I'm saying, well, okay. It's been a long time. Get your chill. I want to go home. I want to go home. They won't let me in the door. Because we're queens.

No, it's just something about, I think that for white men, it's like a conqueror shit. It's like a level of acceptance. And opposite for black men? No, I don't think it's, no, it's not a conqueror for a black man with a white woman,

because most white women want to be with black men. But you don't think it's something like, oh, I with a white woman because most white women want to be with black men. But you don't think it's something like, oh, I got a white woman, so now I'm good in society? That's not my experience. And I think for a lot of people to date outside race, I don't think that that's their true experience. I don't agree with that. I don't agree with people like this.

Yeah, and just when a motherfucker get it, guess what, he start fucking with that white bitch. I'm sorry with people like this yeah and just when the get it guess what he's talking with that white i'm sorry girl timing is off you know timing could be off i don't believe that i don't believe that you should be forced to be with anybody because of what other people think is the right thing to do i agree i don't i don't agree with that you know no i date outside my race whatever but i've never dated outside of my race and i just want to be clear about this i've never dated outside of my race in disrespect or retreat or not with a black chick yeah i've never been because you got some other like this yeah black bitches i never i do understand like it's hereditary that you're never going to show up. Shut up.

I know that. Look, look, Latoya behind you. You should have saw her face. I mean, it's true. I've heard some of the most professional black women in history say, yeah, I do have that problem. That's hereditary. That's going to happen.

You know what I'm saying? It's like. I'm always on time you know that well you're never going to shut up though oh and then people got mad at me because i did nicole bowers said he's a racist no he's a feminist whatever the fuck they call it he was like yeah because he said um women don't know when to shut the fuck up and after I heard her run her mouth that long time, I was like, case in point. Not in a bad way. But I've never, ever looked at a black woman like they wasn't good enough

for me or anything. It's just a. Even when I was dating white, when I dated white guys and stuff, it was the same thing. It's like it's one thing to date who you want to date, but it's another thing to go, I only date this race. Yeah, I don't fuck with the ladies. Because I don't fuck with those people.

No. I don't fuck with them. I fucking hate anybody that creates their love off of what they want somebody to think of them. Yeah, I feel like they also want it for approval. Some of those black guys that date white girls be like, well, I don't date black girls because of this. And it's like guys that date white girls be like, well, I don't date black girls because of this.

And it's like, that's not the reason. You know what I hate? Lesbians, I respect all lesbians. You know, the lesbian. Hey, Heather.

Hey, Heather. Could you help me? I would like a little Tito's or whatever. It's not Tito's without Quintana. It's only one. What was I saying, Nikki?

I said, I don't, what was I saying? I, this is a lesbian I don't respect. Lesbians just get mad at dick. Yo, I don't even... Yo, the angry lesbian, like... I hate that niggas ain't shit lesbian.

I hate that lesbian. It's different LBGs I don't fuck with. LBGs. Whatever the numbers is. You sound like a TV. The letters, I'm sorry. There's certain shit I don't fuck with. I don't fuck with the confused ones.

The bi, the like, the bi is, is, is so confusing to me. I'm like, you just want to. You look confused right now. Yo, I'm like, oh, you just want to be, you, because you got these bisexual lesbians, too. Right? You got bisexual lesbians. This is a bisexual lesbian.

This bitch right here, this is going to be the real shit. A bisexual lesbian is a lesbian that fuck dudes doing All-Star Week and eat pussy doing girl strips. Wait. Dudes doing All-Star Week and eat pussy doing girls trips. Wait. Yo, yo, yo. I'm sorry. So you're saying they're hood rats and? No, I'm not saying they're hood rats.

I'm just saying they're confused. But it is a basketball player. What? Okay, it is a basketball player. What? Okay. It could be a lifestyle. It could be a nice lifestyle. What I'm saying is it's confusing to me. Not to know which letter to put in front of which one or which one is bigger than the other letter.

But it's just, I don't know. They could be L to the B power. Algebra. LBGT algebra. That's what it is. And how do we even start talking about this? Because you're bringing up lesbians and the dating interracially and stuff. No, I believe this.

People are like, this is you selling stuff. I believe that you should date people that make you feel good. Period. Yeah. You know? Agreed. I think in relationships and everything, like most relationships, you ever been in a relationship where you was in it but you wasn't in it?

You was counted in it, faded back, but then they kept you in it but you wasn't in it you was counted in it faded back but then they kept you in it is how they made you feel or made your family feel like I don't know what I'm gonna bring up with this bitch I'm gonna tell you

I remember one time I was dating this chick and it was like I think I got an extra two years out of this shit. Because I waited too late to try to, I waited till the fall yet. Then the fall, it was like, birthday, Kwanzaa. Yeah, you can't break up during any, like, holiday. No, and then you got that. And then you got Christmas.

Then you got New Year's. And then if you don't do it at a certain time, then you got Valentine's Day. And then you start going to the spring when y'all get along and then the whole shit happened again you're like god damn another year yeah well people break up because they're not supposed to be together no absolutely or they break up because well yeah i guess they're just not supposed to be together i would say because they're just not ready or the fear also breaks people up you ever had do you yo i gotta tell you how some real this is what i knew i was getting extra sensitive this broke up with me right man i don't know what what it was with me i swear i did the most gayest when she broke up with me I ran in the other room

listen listen yo Latoya fans that pillow right there please I gotta tell you this I ran in the other room

and I was an old nigga I was like I wasn't no young nigga right I was an old nigga shit tears just started coming to my face

right I ran in the other room and I buried my face in a pillow. Because I tried to muffle my crying, right? Yo, I did like this. Yo, I was like this. Yo, I was like this. And I was like, oh, you a bitch. I know she in the back saying, you bitch ass nigga over there crying.

Because you don't think you want to see a sense of side. But once you show a sense of side, it's fucked. I remember when I broke up with a guy. I didn't ever broke. OK, go ahead. Go ahead. I mean, I broke up one time and I was like, this was I was like, I knew I was I had dated too many white chicks. Right. Because in this incident, I said.

Getting their breath. Yeah. I did like this. I said, I'm not going to be OK. Oh, that's like therapy where it's like you got to. The soul would have to give. I said, I'm not going to be OK. okay. That's like therapy where it's like you got to console with a nigga. I said, I'm not going to be okay. And I looked at him like, I don't trust myself.

I grabbed my heart. I grabbed my heart like this. I said, I don't trust myself. And I just want to say I'm not going to be okay. Look at you today. Okay. No, no, but here's the thing. And I was extra, extra with this shit, right?

It was a butter knife, right? Like one of the hotel butter knives. A hotel one, two, so this all happened in a hotel. I said, I'm not going to be okay, right? And then I lift the hotel butter knife and did it across my wrist, right? And then she said, that's the wrong side. Yo, I just told y'all I'm going to be okay. They said, that's the wrong side.

And they put their hand to flip it over. You got to go jag it, nigga. With a butter knife. You got to go jag it, nigga. With a butter knife, you got to go jag it. She probably left you for being a liar because look at you over there talking about I'm not going to be okay. First of all, who told you she left me? You just said she broke up with you.

Park. Yeah, you're right. But no, you're right though about the breakups because I had a boyfriend. Why are you trying to just bully me with that shit, man? No, because, no, I broke up with a guy. And you know when a woman breaks up with you, when you're not yelling and everything you say. That means she's been fucking somebody six months before.

No, no, no. That means it's real. That's all that means. That means it was real because of some dick intervening. No, absolutely not. For me, that was not the case. What? Y'all get calmer.

Y'all get calmer. Because all of a sudden, when we. sudden when wait my figure you want to my figure you ain't all of a sudden women get calmer when they got some dick that they said they get with for me that was not the case it was i was fed up and it took me a couple you know a couple weeks to really think about is this what i'm gonna do then finally we're unlocking unlocking the door to go into the house and i was like this just isn't gonna work but the dick was fire right it was that's why i stay longer that's why i stay longer as soon as i said it as soon as i said it he ran to the closet shut the door and then i i was like where did he go he shut the door yeah in the yeah the walk-in closet and then i will open the door and he has his little pillow and he's like you and he's in the closet.

I just went and sat with him. And I'm like, I'll help you through this. You held him then? Yeah. This bitch kept walking. She just kept walking back and shit. I held him then. This bitch kept packing shit!

Well, I love this dude. And so I hugged him and I'm like, well, we do have to separate. This isn't going to work. But I don't want you to be like oh miserable like this either but did y'all have an agreement that even though y'all move on with your lives that y'all would come together occasionally on a little bong bong bong bong no I'd be done when I'm done I'm done are you you don't go back there's plenty of dick for me to get that's not old dick can i ask you to say something real quick why we said oh dick you look me about no i look that way no and then you look like y'all

did you mean over here dick or you mean like oh you said like oh like previously fuck dick i don't need to go back to that i can move forward or find some random one-nighter and then be done and be good for a couple weeks. That's what a one random gets you two weeks? You said like a hustle. Yeah, I get a random. I get me two. There's somebody I care about.

That's like, that's a month right there. I don't give a fuck. I know 24 hours a bitch needed what she needed. Period. Why can't, do you think it's harder for women to have a conversation about sex being as casual as the way you described it? For some women? Yeah, I don't think we want that. Men don't want to hear that shit. Yeah, the casualness?

Men don't want to hear that women like dick just as much as we like pussy. Yeah, especially certain times of the month. We really need it. And you're like, okay, bye. What month is it? What time is it? Like when you're fertile. That's usually when we get the horniest. Like the couple before the joint butter pop off? No, like right after. It's like the ninth, like maybe the tenth, eleventh day. Like after your

cycle. It's called the woman's cycle. I know what the fucking woman's cycle is. I stopped the cycle. What the fuck is you talking about? I know. I stopped the whole cycle, bitch fuck is you talking about? I know I stopped the whole cycle. Bitch, fuck that period shit. We good.

We good. Day one is the first day of the period and so about day 11-ish, 12, 13, 14, 15. Coming off of it? That's when your egg's about to drop

and that's when you're the horniest. After the what? After, well, the cycle is day one. The first day of your period is day one.

You're usually off by day seven. Right. And then around a little bit after, that week after your period, that's when you're just like, ah! What is it about periods that, like, there's a lot of animosity toward periods? I don't know.

It's a natural thing. It feels like they come at the wrong time. It seems like they come at the wrong time. And you know what? Women be like this. You know what? Have be like this. You know what? Have anybody ever did this? You know there was a very nice vacation plan, right?

Yo, listen, listen. Oh, it's about to be popping. It's about to be popping. Oh, yeah, my girls, we coming. And then, oh, shit. Now here come Aunt Flo. Not Aunt Flo. But this is the question.

When do you tell the nigga? When do you tell? Come on, be honest. When did you tell? You got this whole weekend planned out. I personally cancel. When do you tell him? I personally cancel.

Because mine's not fun. My period is not fun. We talk about fibroids. It makes it unbearable. I need to be at home. But you can still. Oh, you got it. I can oh you get you i can't go outside i can't go outside i gotta stay inside i'm gonna miss a whole freaking yo the worst shit

is when you got your best cologne or shit you didn't change your voice when you're late night shit you're like i'm just trying why you why you what and then motherfucker look up at you and be like this. You do that. Yo, you do that like you wait up until like I just ate. I ate. I ate. I got drinks and everything. And I was like this. And then they be like this. You're going to be mad at me, right?

But we kind of know. Like when you go start feeling that ass, insert drawers on right? You be like this. Oh, these are the wide ones. The grannies? The grannies? These are wide ones. I'm used to not knowing if you got drawers on, right?

Oh, you got the wide ones? A whole cheek is out? Oh, you got the period drawers? Man, I was invited to Italy this week, and I canceled one for you. And this whole week. Never cancel for me. No, but this is going to be a good week. I'm not going to do the canceled one for you and this whole week. Never cancel for me. No, but this is going to be a good week. I'm not going to do the same thing for you.

This is going to be a good week. It's going to be a great week. But I canceled because it would be miserable. The reason why it's going to be a great week, Netflix is a joke special, and everybody's like, okay, Donna, you're a part of it. My little show, whatever you want to say, it's sold out. But people are like, oh, how much are you getting? I'm like, everything is not about money, right?

I said, this is how I always felt. Even when I first started, when I wanted to be a pass in a comedy cellar, stand-up New York, catch rises for all those clubs. The reason I wanted to be passed because I want to be associated when you talk about the best comedians I want my name to come out in that conversation

I've done so much in my career where it wasn't about money it was just like alright so is this the best, why you want to work at the comedy cell because they say the best in the world perform here I want to be considered one of the best so I'm going to do it saying that Netflix is a joke special seller because they say the best in the world perform here. I want to be considered one of the best. So I'm going to do it. Same thing with Netflix.

Netflix is a joke special. It's over like 150 comedians performing. The fact that I built a relationship with Netflix where they're going to put me on some marquee or something somewhere. It's not a marquee, but you know. You'll get something big. Billboard-ish. That's what she said. No, I ain't going to be Billboard-ish. My show's not a marquee but you know you'll get something big billboardish that's what she said nah it ain't gonna be billboardish

my show's not promoted on billboards they be like this my shit they still Netflix still promote my shit they be like

yeah I heard you supposed to be doing a look yeah y'all you fuck no they don't even know yo you fucking with Netflix are they joking

I heard you supposed to be on something they doing but this is gonna be a great week for comedy fucking with Netflix? Are they joking? I heard you're supposed to be on something they're doing. But this is going to be a great week for comedy. A great week for fashion. La Contento.

La Contento. I'm excited. La Contento. Netflix. Donnell Rollinsins Nikki McElroy why did you have to do your shoulder when you did that she's like this you glistening

Latoya Heather Elizabeth yeah Donnell. So I got this idea that you told me last week, right? So I don't know. Yo, you know how my father asks you the same question eight different ways? I'm like, he's like, yeah, so I was thinking, man,

we should get like six donuts up in here, man, and like with some whipped cream, man. We can just I'm like this. He's like, yeah, so I was thinking, man, we should get like six donuts up in here, man. And like with some whipped cream, man, it's just we can just do it like that. Like, I think, yeah, I think it was a good idea. Like six donuts and some whipped cream. And then we get six donuts and whipped cream. And then I want to eat them all. Yeah. So, you know, like we get some whipped cream.

And what do you think about some whipped cream and some donuts? I'm like, when are you going to do it, motherfucker? Yeah, but I'm like, do you want to eat donuts? Yeah, he'll say that. Like, do y'all want to eat donuts? He'll say that. And this motherfucker was the coach. He was the coach.

Hey, Austin! Austin! Austin! Elizabeth, can you tell Austin he got five more minutes? Yo, this is so funny because my son got a trophy. Samson was the coach. Oh, there it is. Samson was the coach.

And you understand, like, he wasn't a coach because of a resume or anything. He was a coach because nobody else wanted the job. And I know he wasn't. He was the worst coach because we would be at his crib just chilling, right? Practice was supposed to be at 6 o'clock. We ain't doing no push-ups, no stretches. It's 5.55. And I'm like, don't you think we should go to practice?

It sounds like this. I mean, this is what they get. What do they get? He said they just can't get what he gets there. Austin, you remember your coach, right? Samson, what did you get? Trophy. Let me see that trophy.

Go get your trophy. And everybody know. Help him over that cord. Oh, gosh. Go ahead. Yo, the teachers. Well, he did it from behind the bat, too. Oh, my God.

Yo, stop. So, my God. Yo, stop. So, okay, come here, son. Wait a minute. So, wait a minute. Stop. Chill. All right, son. What did you get that trophy for?

Basketball. And then, okay, you play basketball, right? Wait. Okay. Look at daddy in the eyes. You know your coach is over there, right? So you play basketball this year, right? Did you do basketball?

What did you do? Don't do that. What did you do? Were you on the basketball court? You were. But what did we realize? That's not your favorite sport. What's your favorite sport?

Soccer. And what are we going to do about soccer? We're going to do baseball. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Whoa, we're in trouble. Oh, you love soccer, though? Don't stop. You love soccer?

All right, you're going to get out of here. Give everybody, give a shout out. We're getting ready to end the show. You started the show, right? How would you like to end the show? Talking, not the button. Talk. What do you want to say?

You say, a joke could be too soon? Come on. I really need you to focus right now. A joke could be too soon. Bye-bye. You know what? Get out of here. Beat it. Don't hit my button what Get out of here Beat it Don't hit my button

Get out of here Get out of here Okay we're gonna leave This is the Don A. Rollins show Austin what haven't I had In a long time A hug Alright ladies

We're gonna end with an R I'm Don A. Rollins Remember a joke can be too soon But never can be too soon For a funny observation I'm a dad that identifies As a mom. So does that make me transparent?

Until next time, peace. Beat it. Hut. Hut. Hut. Thank you. you you you