Donnell - The Donnell Rawlings Show Episode #77

Episode Date: April 7, 2022

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Fuck out, bitch-ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga! Thank you. I feel like we look like we're at a club. Why? This is not how I go to club. But look, you look so blingy. You look very handsome with the glasses, with the blingy strings. I love that sweatshirt. I'm a blingy type motherfucker. Then I have on my little zebra print.

We need the music. Keep your eyes on me. Eyes on me. Apply that. Pressure. Get it. Don't be timid when you're in it.

Play that. Pressure. Love up on it Nipple on it Leave it Pressure I don't want no drip, baby Spray me like you mean it

So fine and spicy, baby Jump up on this Pressure I guess that's what you like, baby Come and get this Pressure Takes a lot to excite me, baby Give it all you got

I'm a tough cookie, baby Hit the right spot. Pause. Why you texting me? You know I won't reply. Pressure. Why you ain't fuck with me when I was this fly? Pressure.

Then I'm on top and then I'm riding sky high. Pressure. Don't need nobody, but I'll take you down tonight. Pressure. And I'm okay with being nasty. Pressure. Too fucking hot for all these clothes anyway pressure well that's the fuck what you're doing to me right now with this motherfucking zebra skin motherfucking i don't know what it's called but you are making me apply

a lot of pressure and i I'm nervous about it. I wasn't ready for that. All right, buddy, you're ready for this. That's right, everybody. I've been down and out without my roadcaster for some time. But guess who's back? That's too loud. Guess who's back?

It's Don Air Rollins with the Don Air Rollins Show. Hey, Nikki, how about hitting this? No, thank you. All right. I like a person that says no, keep your drugs or your inspiration to yourself. Somebody said Don Airballin. God damn,

I look, wait a minute. I told you you look good. Fine. You look good. Fine. Look, what about beard

or no beard? I like it like this, actually. That's what she said. Mm-hmm. What is this? It's it like this, actually. That's what she said. Mm-hmm. What is this? Just a goatee? That's what she said.

Yeah, I like it like this one. That's what she said. You have lots of she's, then. That's what she said. But at least I ain't in Atlanta and no nigga talking about that's what he's saying. I'm just saying. I know. What type of crew I get

and he trying to save my life is that his water right there oh no he hasn't oh god hold on you see why I said no thank you because I've been over here coughing Nikki I'm pretty sure

that see people get upset about everything you know I know it's one community why it's always gotta be that's what she said so for those yazzes out, I know it's one community. I'm like, why it's always got to be. That's what she said. So for those y'all's out there, I know you said something like this.

Boy, I like that beef. That's what he said. That's what they said. That's what he said. That's what I said. Give me an example. Give me an example. I want to help.

I want to test your skills. Give me an example. God damn. I got to see. Oh, man. I ate it. I ate that. I ate that down super fast.

That went down super fast. That's what who said? That's what they said. That's what she said. Yo, I know this is so wrong. But he could say it too. Guess who said it? Who?

You're not going to believe this. This is a very funny story. And I want to keep these glasses on as long as I can. God damn, I feel. I don't know a son of a nigga with shades. You just feel different. I wish you would smack me with shades on. I want to get locked and load, Nikki,

because last episode you were disrespectful to me, and I got to just. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? What did I say? I just want to keep my artillery ready. My son, Austin, who thinks he's a goddamn comedian. He is a comedian

he's funny as shit but his mom told me he's talking about austin did a joke today i was like what was the joke she said he hit me with it that's what she said i wonder when would a kid use that's what she said you're like yo you i got i got a i got a um uh you got a nice lollipop austin that's what she said. But they wouldn't use it in those sexual things. I think they just use it whenever they can use it. Because they know it's going to get a laugh. Yeah.

The same thing with caca. They'll be like, do you want to go outside and play? That's what she said. Yo, that's like, Austin is like, he got funny things that he do. He's like, I took him him last couple years ago went to Montreal Comedy Festival right and I brought him on stage

now he has a joke well not a joke he just says the word caca did I talk about this before um I don't not that I remember

but I know that he was up there talking about caca today what he was running around looking for poop don't say my son was looking for poop no

no they were on a scavenger hunt and they were looking for poop. But your son is so smart. He said, hold on, I'm going to the bathroom. He stayed in there about a minute. He said, found some. Oh, dad nigga funny. Oh, shit.

What is that? Oh, I can't shoot my own son But gotta find What was good for that one Tell Austin No Oh no I can't shoot my son Hold on

He did a funny Hold on No god damn I'm abusing my son Could you don't touch my shit I was helping That's what she said Never stops bro

That's right This is an episode of That's what she said. Never stops. That's right. This is an episode of That's What She Said. We use those funny phrases to say what she said. And that's what she said. That's what she said. Hey, Nicky.

Yeah. This is a crazy question, right? And it might be because of the blouse you have on. And this show is a show where i can say what i want whatever and i don't have to be entitled to sexist or anything like that and i'm switching gear i'm not even switching gears i'm just starting to gear what is the where is the this goddamn who's up is fire you're enjoying it a little y'all and there's no such

thing all right all right keep your non-smoking ass to yourself. Nikki, I'm putting you on the spot. I'm getting second hand, by the way, everybody. That's right. This is Donair Rawlings. This is an episode of The News You Didn't Know and the Questions You Always Want to Ask. Nikki, here's a question for you. Where is the

weirdest place you ever smashed? Weirdest? I would say the National Park. Newsbreak. That's so simple. Can you get deeper than that? Wait, but I mean, it's middle of the day. I forget what the name of...

No, it's the... What's the name of that park right there next to San Francisco as you're going across the Golden Gate Bridge? Right. Huh? No. No, not Big Sur. What?

But it's a park, and so, like, it's right off the trail. So it's a place where everyone goes walking. That don't sound like it's everywhere they just go walk. So you packed it off outside? Yep. There's a big, a huge wide tree. You know how big the trees are? Was he broke?

Why he didn't get a hotel room? Well, we were just in town for that day. Oh, you were pressed for time. You were pressed for time. I was living in Sacramento too, so we were down there doing the hike and going around San Francisco. I used to do that. I used to do that shit, but I used to try. I think I was the most, I think

I was probably the most romantic when I was broke. Because you got to think of creative shit to do. I want to know the place you smashed, the weirdest place. It was on this high school football field. That's so basic. It was late at night.

It was at the 50-yard line, right? And then after we popped it off, I did a lap around the whole motherfucking trap. That was it. That was some fire shit. That's when you had all the energy, right? Well, don't disrespect me. Yo, the way you looked at me.

But I can't imagine anyone wanting to go run a lap afterwards. No, but you said that. That's not what the fuck I'm talking about. The way you said that, you said that's when you had all the energy. Like now, I would have a problem lapping a motherfucking football field. Would you do it? I don't have the energy. Like now, I would have a problem lapping the motherfucker football field. Would you do it? I don't have the time. I wouldn't do it, but I just don't have the time or the energy.

I don't understand what would motivate me. But I think I was the most romantic. My niggas are always romantic when they broke. I agree. Most of my brokest boyfriends have been most romantic. I used to hit shit like this. I used to be like, yeah, I want to do something nice. Something special. Something sexy. Let's have a picnic.

Right? Under the stars. And I used to go to this place in D.C. This was my fucking broke date. Make some motherfucking sandwiches. Boom. Go get a nice blanket. Boom.

Go right over there by the uh um national airport reagan airport and i used to be like yeah let's go watch the plains land oh that's fun i used to tear the motherfuckers down it was just it was nice yeah it was like oh but it was because i didn't have no money for the for the momo and And then in Alexandria, it was so fucked up because they had a couple of motels down Route 1, right? It was all lined up, and they was like the $19, $25 joint, right? It felt like the whole hood was up in the motherfuckers. Niggas was saying, yo, nigga, yo.

I remember one time me and one of my relatives, we was like, man we gonna see who we gonna see who can last the longest we was so petty nigga we had a double room oh god nigga bust that 30 down into half and shit son we had a double motherfucking room right

and I don't know he won the race right he was taunting me he was over the top yeah you you you dead nigga and he was still wow wow wow wow i was like man he's the kid that ran around the track yeah yeah it's time for me to read a book or some shit like that is it do you think motherfuckers give a fuck when it comes to romance do you think more people are more into it when they can't afford, like, lavish things and expensive trips and all that type of shit? I didn't think of that before, but now that you mention it, yeah. Because for a man, I mean, I don't want to get into gender shit, but for men, I feel like you guys want to take care of the woman.

And if you can't take care of them, do all these nice things that you want to do then you're like let me do the most that i can do now yeah you gotta smash on your budget what you can afford you know i'm saying because like uh do you remember i mean i remember i used to i had some good relationships but i'm gonna tell you the first time i know this is gonna to sound crazy. The first time I flew a queen. I have no idea what that is. Flew a bitch. Oh. See, see, see.

I'm trying not to yell. I'm trying not to use the word. You didn't even. Oh, my God. I'm saying bitch for the rest of my life. I try, yo. I try to communicate with you. I'm like, is that a sexual position?

I was like, I don't know what fluid queen. I said fluid queen. She was like, who the fuck is a queen? I said fluid bitch. Oh, oh yeah, yeah. I was thinking it was a sex position. And I was like, oh, fluid queen. But you said fluid bitch.

Oh, she got flued out. Okay. Flued. Flued. Flued. Yep. The first time, boy, because I used to, before I could flu them, I used to drive them in. I used to bus them in.

I used to bus bitches. Trains and buses. When I first moved to New York from D.C., because I hadn't established myself in New York, right? Like, all my situations I gotta make sure. Because I know some bitches listen to me. You think you're talking about me? Well, did you get droven out?

Did you get busted? Yo, I ain't gonna front. I was working. I was bobbing. I was balling on the budget. Yo, I was busting bitches. The Queens. I was busting them. And they was happy. It was $19 on Peter Pan trail, not air. I wasn't flying them.

I was busting them. Peter Pan trip. It was $19. And it was a win-win because a lot of these queens were women that had never had a New York experience. So they going for the first time. You know what I'm saying? It's a win-win. It's nothing I could do wrong.

You know? And for the most part, the crazy thing was the bitches I was, the queens that I was busting, they had jobs, had money, didn't need anything from me,

but just the experience. And we should do simple shit just like going to a bodega. You know what I'm saying? Just walking around, right? Just ordering shit. Just be like, because when you start,

that's why it's so important to travel. When you start traveling, you start seeing different things. You have different experiences. You create different memories. And you got things that, you got things that you can talk to

with someone that's untraveled. Niggas that don't travel don't have a lot of shit to talk about. They do, but it's like... Yeah. You know, it's like, let's talk about Switzerland or whatever. Let's talk about, let me... And it's so dope to go somewhere

and to be able to just absorb all of these visuals. And this is what we don't do anymore because of social media and everything, just to create a memory and to be able to share it without like here here just to tell a story that's one thing that i what i um one thing i respect about the times that i have worked with dave and i haven't spoke about in a while my niggas you know it's it's not um what do you say it's not name dropping if you know him, you know? And anybody that's been around his team or whatever, it's of so much importance that we create memories

that we can talk about and not just, ah, fucking look at this, Instagram, right? And he would lock phones up. He's like, let's just make a fucking memory, something that you had to be there to to yeah to enjoy i do have to say though most of my younger years and the music videos i was in at 1920 that was 99 2000 all those great um songs and stuff i do wish i had social media stuff because i have no pictures i do have the memories but i don't have anyone around me that was there you know but that's the whole thing about the goddamn memory like i understand

what you're saying but we always want to validate a memory we always want to validate a moment you know i'm saying that's why like uh social media is very manipulative manipulative manipulative manipulative yeah you could do like you really you could like it's so easy to create your narrative you know i mean you that's why instagram is the happy place it's the only thing we ever show is the good shit so it's easy for people to understand it's easy for people to get to know you follow you but you know it's easy to create a false journey you know it's easy easy to just create happiness all the time. You know, half the motherfuckers, it's so funny about that, motherfuckers will

spend all day trying to get the right picture. You right, I'm not gonna lie. You know, like all day, all day. All day trying to get the right picture. When you could go out and get, get a life! Yeah. I'm not gonna lie

I've been there because you need niggas just need to get a motherfucking life And it's an interesting thing to talk about specially entertainer because I know how do you use it as a tool? I know how it is like I want somebody know about my show I want to know people to know how my career is going to follow my journey You know I'm saying but the nigga could get so fucking caught up in the shit absolutely and you forget what fucking real life is i feel yes and and i know some people like this if it wasn't for social media we wouldn't be watching now no but i just mean yes and some people um they have they live in those smaller towns that you've probably visited that i'm from um they get a lot of their entertainment from you doing your posts. And when they're at those long jobs doing their 12-hour days,

sometimes they have to live vicariously on your trips. So they want to see you in Paris. I know, man, but you just said something that hit my heart, man. Living vicariously? No, you said them 12-hour shifts. Yeah, it happens. I can do it. I've done it.

You've never done it? I've done it. It was a long I've done it it was a long time ago it was so funny because I was in Atlanta a week ago and I if you see me on the streets I'm off I just fuck with people so I'm sitting in this hotel and I went to the restaurant right and this girl was like oh my god Donnie and Ronald

I don't believe blah blah blah and we was talking and I mentioned something oh this is what i'm sick of these half mask niggas them half mask niggas right here yeah you i hate them too yo them has man wear it or don't i'm like this nigga put it up or throw it away yeah yo them half mask niggas i'd rather yo i'm like what are you doing right dem half-masks man so what i do i go around and i see somebody i'll tell you you

can just act like you're an undercover covid cop right you just go around and you see they with their nose out just hit them with this over the nose over the nose just hit them with the quick joint they ordered they free oh shit i should have it over the nose and you gotta do it like this like real asshole like nose over nose nose nose and they just get scared they're like oh I got caught even you gonna wear it or not right and then I was talking to her I was talking to her like up or down right we was talking

I said yeah I said I said I'm gonna get you fucking fired she was like there they go right over there it was human resources right it was. It was human resources. It was three people from human resources. I went over there, and it was three levels of human resources. It was the new chick that don't know how fucked up of a job this is about to be.

It's the older chick, and it's the black chick. The black chick is making sure black lives matter. If we're going to fire people, let's make sure black lives matter first. And I was talking to them. I was like, man, I think I want a job. They was like, you come work for me. For us, I said, I don't know if I can be a human resource, nigga. They said, first off, you can't say that word.

Right? And the black chick, I was like, I wanted to be like this. Can we say that word? She can't say it because she's a human resource. So she looked at me like this. Her to be like this can we say that word she can't say it because she's human resource so she looked at me like this her eyes looked like this like you know we can't use that word you know but looking at me like you know I

giving you the stare like this she had a human resource face like this talking through the smile. That's how you do it. That's funny, Donnell. But she slid into my DM.

She said, thank you for talking to me. So I went on to ask, like, I was like, damn, what if I, I was like, yeah, you know what, I would apply for a job. She said, you can apply for a job with us. I was like, I don't know if you can meet my salary requirements. See, how much would you want, Donna? I think I quoted something like $2,000 an hour.

You know some shit, like some crazy shit. I don't know if you can do that. I said, what about breaks? She said, she said, you get two 15-minute breaks. That's when it got deep. I was like, bitch,

you think I'm going to work for 12 hours for two, two, two 15 minute breaks? I want to break whenever the fuck I want to. If you hear this music,

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And I respect your time time i know when you is ready for the weekend what it means now absolutely working for the weekend especially i think days like this our mailmen our trash guys like out there they may be making money but like they'd be wait what are you talking about the fedex guy that got caught in the back all the niggas that deliver packages they've been delivering packages that's what she said yo them niggas i'm telling you them motherfuckers they got suits like ups uniforms man they be tearing them they be tearing them chicks down son i was wondering why mommy going around looking kind of handsome my mailman really he probably trying to get you oh no. He's for the other team. But he be looking cute with his little shorts.

That was easy. He has his little shorts on. He be strutting through Brentwood. What if that's what he said, mail niggas? Yes. How do you throw the packages? I know this so wrong. He actually is really nice and he delivers.

Do he fling them? Do he fling the packages? Do he talk to you like this? Do your gay male nigga be, what you say, you got a big package today, dog? He be like, come on, nigga, go ahead with that shit. I'm apartment living, so he's actually really sweet. He delivers all the packages to people's doors. So maybe he does go meet some people.

Yo, that nigga, he probably take it. He probably slide up in one of the motherfuckers. All of the pornos is like that. All of the pornos are niggas with nine to fives. The pizza man. Pornos don't have like the hedge fund. Like

they don't have that motherfucker. The CFO of Tires and Pimenta and Johnson. They don't have those ones. Usually don't take charge in the bedroom. Those ones like to be taken charge of in the bedroom, those CEO types. Yeah, they don't want to do nothing. Six figure niggas, they don't want to do nothing.

They don't. And they like to, because they're controlling all day, it's a mental thing. They like being controlled in the bedroom, typically. I don't want that level. I don't want that level. I want that motherfucking hungry level. I want that that level. I don't want that level. I want that motherfucking hungry level. Yo, I want that hungry level.

I think the best, and I don't know why I'm on smash, and I think my chakra is on fire. It was that Who Up We Up that you just finished off. Yeah, Who Up We Up, and then I spent some time in Yellow Springs, and it's all chakra life out there. I think I probably like the times of, I like the times of, like, hooking up with someone and the best thing was the inspiration and the motivation you gave me. What would you be telling? That's the best smash.

Were you talking quotes and stuff? No, just me, like, connecting with somebody, like like on the same vibration, you know what I'm saying? Where when they say something to you, you get excited, vice versa. Like just like, oh shit. Just being around somebody that's doing good or doing well is some people's best form of inspiration

and foreplay. That's the shit. Man, when you can build with a bitch, you smash a nigga. Even better. It's the best. Absolutely. I know it sounds crazy.

When you can smash somebody, this is crazy. And you actually like them. And you want to see them the next day i love them yeah i don't want to call an uber you can love somebody and not like they ass is it possible to love somebody and can't stand them at the same time oh absolutely what there's family members that's gotta be what type of definition what type of um relationship like you love a motherfucker and can't stand them at the same time. I said that's family.

There's so many family members. Oh, okay. A relationship like, oh, I love you. What is it? I can't stand you, but I love you. And then you have sex just because you need to get it off or because? Yeah, you got to teach a bitch a lesson. Yo, motherfuckers.

Especially when you get close to that breakup thing, you be trying to put it down the hardest you can you be like yeah this bitch gonna miss this i ask the women be doing the same thing just so you know he gonna miss this one i'm about to leave him after i walk out this door you can leave you be like this you can leave go ahead leave but i know one thing you're gonna miss this day yo i can't forget my dick is not the only dick son it's gonna be some bigger badder stronger ones all that type of shit but then you gotta break it down yeah all right whatever then you break down like this all right i get it get it. Yeah. But. But the problem is, and I think those relationships is, you just don't want them to go to anybody else.

That's why you stay in it. You don't like them. But you love them. You be like this, yeah. Yeah, but, but, but. How did I make you feel? I wish someone would ask me that. That's what I be saying

when bitch dated nigga after me. This nigga 6'8". I be going on and breaking down like, yeah, but did he motivate you? That's what you just did to me right now. me this nigga 6'8 I'll be going on and bringing down like yeah but did he motivate you that's what you just did to me right now that nigga was 6'8 I didn't motivate you I'm like what he did to me he tossed me up flipped me spinning around

I'm like yeah yeah but he rotated I don't know about motivating that nigga had me spinning like a helicopter I'm like yeah but did you ever watch an airplane land with this nigga fuck that big dick ass nigga I'm talking about a picnic nigga do the nigga ever pick

did the nigga ever take you to the woods did you ever ground with him did you ever ground with him barefoot barefoot you grounded I've grounded I go camping so of course I've grounded okay I don't mean to

disrespect you and I'm gonna use I get three bitches an episode right right you've already maxed I did oh totally you went for one too I did you went for one so you just squat you when you did that you take two of my bitches back I gotta start all over

but I want to tell y'all about this bitch right here. She a nature bitch. And I mean it in the most positive way. She a nature bitch like she grounded. Can I get my bitches back? Come on. I just gave you a bucket of bitches.

All right, because I was talking to this. I called this bitch this morning, son. And that's just the only reason I called her bitch. Just because I love her. Right? It was a, I want to say it's a professional woman. Right? And she's in a very, very, very high profile position.

Right? Very high profile position. She's ahead of a, god damn, I'm giving it away. Anyway. She's in a very powerful position. And today I was just thinking, because I hung out with Ricky Hughes and I hung out with Angela Yee the other day. And whenever I'm around these two, I just feel so inspired. Boss ladies.

Yeah, what? Boss ladies. No. They're not boss ladies. What are you going to say? They're boss bitches. I knew you were going to say that. Yo, yeah, boss ladies.

I'm like, they're boss bitches. They're real boss bitches. I didn't hear what I was saying. Yo, yeah, boss ladies. I'm like, they boss bitches. They real boss bitches. I don't want to call them boss queens. They boss bitches. It's some strength with it. Like, I know people say, Donnell, this nigga with my DM, Donnell. I don't think that you should. Could you lay off the word B or whatever?

Because, you know, I wouldn't want my daughter to. I'm like, nigga, put your daughter in check, son. Teach her what this word really means. Yes, what it means. And I said, the way I use it is not justified. But when I think about it, I was like, god damn, those are boss bitches. And I say that because they make boss moves. They employ people.

They got shows. They didn't put money in my pocket. You know what I'm saying? And I say it in a, not in a bad way, but like, in a, come on, give me, give me some words. You say it in a, in a positive way. A positive way. I don't mean it like. Yeah, it's derogatory in a way.

I said it fucked up, but I just called her and I just said, man, I just called you. She's an executive. I said, I just called you just to say that you came across my mind. And I'm so happy to know that I know some powerful boss bitches like yourself. You know what she said? Thank you. Thank you. She said, thank you.

Oh, I love you, Donnell. You know what I mean? I don't mean it in a bad way. I mean it in that type of way. But then you got the people, but I don't think you should ever use the word, man, fuck you. And the words I can use,

you know, my character, you know who I am, you know, you don't know of me being disrespectful to a woman, but I will say some shit sometimes out of ignorance, but never with any malice or anything. Absolutely.

You know what people, you know what people don't, I'm starting to learn is that as you do this business or whatever in life as you start growing you start growing and then you start outgrowing

and growing and outgrowing it's a painful situation because shit start to shed. You know, like relationships that you have for a very, very long time, you start to see them starting to sour or at least not have the same understanding. Yeah. And the same understanding is your mind always have to be ready to grow. You always got to be ready to grow.

And you always got to be, you got to grow with people. Kind of how you said, like, the conversations change. So you're like, you're like, your whistle, that means you're bored. That kind of thing. Like, they'll talk about things. You're like. I know. And it's like this.

Yeah, I understand what you're talking about. But I probably could have this conversation, but it's going to be once a year. Yeah. It's going to be by accident. Yeah. I'm going to run into you at a family reunion. You're like, oh, here comes this nigga with that. Yeah. It's going to be by accident. Yeah. I'm going to run into you at a family reunion and be like, oh, here comes this nigga with that.

Yeah, like, this is old shit. Like, are we still talking about these things? But then when people get it wrong, it's like this,

oh, this is the hardest thing for people to do is accept change. That's the hardest shit because we always want the same. We want to hold on.

We want to hold on. Yep. Even like, and I've called it, I think we talked about before it's just like leveling leveling up leveling up is very deep because when you level up certain shit is not going to be the same and it's going to be harder at first sometimes yeah you know you gotta you you but eventually you gotta level up absolutely and in relationships the person is

usually and when this situation is happening, somebody's starting to make some moves. The ones that are usually the angriest are the ones that just refuse to level up. And you invite them into your world. All right, yes, I want to continue these relationships. I want to continue this. But we got to level up,

which means things that we used to do, we can't do no more. Mistakes that we used to do, we can't make those mistakes no more. We to mistakes that we used to do we can't make those mistakes no more we can always we always gonna make mistakes life is filled with mistakes we need new mistakes new mistake i can't stand a nigga that have the same fucking mistake and you start whistling you're like okay so what didn't you learn the last time yes so when you start hitting this and so

you know you like making the same mistake we always we all gonna make mistakes the best thing in the world is when you can ride with somebody riding with you you got a team of people riding with you and everybody's on the same page i want to jump in because you said i'm grounded the last couple weeks it's been been like I feel ungrounded. The last animal are you wearing right now? This is zebra. But the last couple of weeks has been I felt kind of off kilter. And I've talked to other people.

Where were you at your life with zebra? Because I think the reason why women go through different animals. Right. Leopard white bitch with leopards. They fucking black dudes. When they start wearing leopard prints. I'm telling you, I don't, what are y'all white dudes out here? If y'all keep buying leopard pants,

she about to fuck some black dudes. Us, older black women, I noticed as my closet started changing to more animal print, I'm like, I'm getting older. And we got the red lip with the animals. That's just what we do. The red lip stickers when y'all get popping. I'm saying, Ma, I know, Ma, you listen, Ma. I'm now, you think I didn't know when you was going to get it, Ma?

But the red lip and the animal. The red lipstick is. It's an older black, a mature black woman. My mother told me it was God. I'm 42 years old, people. The animal print has hit me. But no, so I feel like everyone's off. We lost like a big, what is that?

The ice, the ice shelf that's the size of New York fell off in Antarctica. has hit me but no so i feel like everyone's off we lost like a big what is that the um ice the ice shelf that's the size of new york fell off in antarctica this weekend what ice shelf it's an ice shelf um they were expecting it but it fell off way sooner than expected in antarctica so it's ice ice baby so so basically basically an ice shelf is is a floating, a massive ice. I'm sorry. It's a floating, massive ice that sits upon the actual landmass there in Antarctica. So when. Yeah.

So the size of New York. I don't believe the start of what happened. But soon as it breaks off now, it's now the landmass of Antarctica can start melting. It's going to start melting a lot faster now we lose florida now we talk about you know the um inconvenient truth the the film from years ago now we start flooding things um and the closest what is happening about you wearing zebra though oh because i was filling off i've been i brought a gift for our wonderful i brought gifts for everyone today oh you did so good at controlling me just now.

You went up and you did something. This is the thing you're learning. You did your head job. Wait a minute. Yo, I was like this queen lady. She was like, you said so. I just, I just, so. I just.

I know. Oh, my God. Yo, this is what they mean when they say she know how to handle you you didn't and you kept you looked

you know wait a minute you looked at me like are you gonna I'll talk to me I know you used to scare your shit out of your kids can I give you that look

I have to replay this later so I can see myself no the way you did it you had control this and you just you said this later so I can see myself. No, the way you did it, you had control of this. And you just used the kudu. I control. I.

You control that shit. Go ahead. Go ahead. So I brought gifts for our whole team because I know that a lot of people have been filling off. Man, fuck all that, man. Why the fuck are we talking about our whole team? This is the first gift that was ever given. And I got to fucking.

And it's the whole team? Huh? That's what you're telling me? We have a great team. We have a great group. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? Fuck, I can't get it.

Are you trying to shoot me? No, but go ahead. You made me mad, man. Because first off, you ain't keeping it real. Fuck that. Ain't no time to laugh right now. Hold on.

Where the thing with the bullets? Hold on. Oh, what? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yo, that thing. Nigga, I need that fucking ratchet, nigga. Okay.

No. No. No. No. You told me to figure this out. I learned. See, I learned. I learned, son.

Let me get locked. I am, son. Oh, no, I ain't went there. I ain't. Okay. First of all, what would I say what would I say well you gave me the finger

what was I saying you're saying this is the first gift I've given okay we gonna cut to this and first of all before we did the show

you gave me you said Don L I have a gift for you I so did that's what you said you're gonna like this right you said I have a gift for you I so did that's what you said you're gonna like this right you said I have a gift for you Donnell nobody was involved with the first time I heard about this gift

this is all I'm saying nobody was and you gave it to me and I was like what is this shit and you said it's my own candles right and I'm afraid to use it right now i was like bitch i got candles too and i said but mine are luxury candles and which and to which i said my shit is luxury too to which you said i used to work in the candle industry for all the top brands that everyone has so i took all my favorite parts from all of those candles and made my own okay you made your own but i know when the number one chandler bitches in the fucking candle business. Okay, but mine is black owned from my manufacturer. Mine is black affiliated.

Mine is black affiliated. Yours is an ally. Yours is an ally. No, don't do that to me. Yours is an ally. Mine is real deal. My candle bitch is a beast too, nigga. And she got a black boyfriend.

Fuck is y'all talking about, nigga? Yeah, nah. Mine is a black woman and her daughters. Okay, so what? Tomato to fucking tomato. Yo, I'm saying. Would you like to see that? All right.

And yours is bigger and better than everybody's. That's what she said. That's what they said. Damn, son. Oh, nigga, I just did. Okay. That's okay. I wasn't knocking it because y'all know I got candles.

But when you said, for me, first off, me being in the candle business, you know, you can't just show me a candle. I want to know your wicks. Mm-hmm. 100% cotton. Cotton. I'm like. Coconut wax.

Burn it. You know what I'm saying? 70 plus hours. We got motherfucking ambergris in our shit. Okay. You don't even know what ambergris is? I don't fuck with me what is it what is it ambergris is well nut okay and you're gonna be sniffing that that's safe to burn oh it's like it's where what's where i would talk about this before it's well ejaculation and it goes into the sea and it just builds it's just a smell

it's a fragrance. It's for the fragrance it's not for something that it does to you. Unless you like to take it in the face. You look at me like what did I do? I told you how you get it bitch. Stop playing with me. You look at me in my face and I'm looking you right in your eyes this is how i would get the ambergers

i'm making straight eye contact i've got these listed look i put my finger up okay wait wait wait wait that bitch wants some ambergers okay we can google it's a whale shit we are everybody but we got it and it's supposed to be like but I gave you two of the scents, and I also gave you some to travel with, so you can use them in your hotel. I hear that people want to have sex when they smell them. They're bourbon based, so I have bourbon leather and bourbon cashmere. Wait a minute, it's a aphrodisiac.

Yes, bourbon leather. Okay, I see a little box. We got boxes too, Rita. Yo, we got boxes. Rita, tell them about the new boxes we got. playing we got some more deck but look at that's because

I'm from Kentucky so I have my snakeskin label this is so we have Samson

already opened his leather Samson opened his leather oh it's called leather we have

bourbon leather and bourbon cashmere have my wooden tops oh I love man fuck this candle I got candles leather oh it's called leather we have bourbon leather and bourbon cashmere i have my wooden tops oh i love man just can't do i got candles man i got a candle too can you smell it though put mine up there thank you can you smell it though created myself the scent you know what the scent center be good with one of my candles nigga black ash nigga put your show my black ass. We gonna be promoting. Both of us got candles. Yes, yes. But damn, this dude. Yep, this dude. Yeah.

Yo, I did my shoulders like this, nigga. I did my shoulders. I'm telling you. You know when you've... I'm gonna tell you. You know when you're ready. Oh, man. If I would've had this candle

watching them airplanes drop, nigga. But listen, I have two of those for the hotel. Damn, bitch, how many candles you got? No, I have the two small ones so you could travel with it. You could have it in your hotel so you could be sexy in your hotel. I do like these.

Man, I might just fuck around and just test the chip. Hey, how you doing? Yeah. Just look me in my eyes. Oh, that's you? Oh, this is nice how can one get this um they can go to my instagram nikki go lightly and i have it in my link y'all follow nikki oh shit what is this one this is the same thing that's bourbon cashmere so it's a little lighter you got all shit like fuckable materials you know no

and it packages it looks no you got all shh yo it's like yeah I'm working on the next

leather it's like make you feel like nigga S&M cashmere make you feel like alright

you know leather and cashmere those the name of it this is my sensual section I know it's sensual cashmere. Those are the name of it. This is my sensual section. I know it's sensual. Cashmere. Well, this is the best bits right here.

The collection. Why are you pointing like I can't read? Well, it's really small. Will you? Why the fuck are you pointing? You got what's up with your finger today, nigga? Yo. Yo.

Because it's so small. You have those glasses on. I didn't think you could see it. What? You serious? Are you serious? I am. Who have you been talking it. What, you serious? Are you serious? Who have you been talking to? Yo, you don't listen to these

comment niggas, man. What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't think you could see his really small prints. Okay, let me see. Central. Central. Bourbon. Cashmere.

McElroy. McElroy Peaks. bourbon cashmere mcelroy mcelroy peaks i ain't gonna i ain't gonna front and i know like i am you know i am in the candle shit yeah that's why i was gonna be real critical and reason i was gonna be critical because i'm in that business and i know a nigga trying to sell you a fucked up candle and for a motherfucker trying to sell you a nice candle for different reasons everything about this is a good product i cannot and it's like i'm because i work like like i said i worked um with a lot of those bigger ones there's no black owned luxury cat why you keep going okay but i'm just saying okay i'll take yours is luxury as well but mine's coming pre-packaged if you get it as a gift it's like packaged as if you went to um joe malone and you know how it's gonna look every time i got joe malone nigga i got joe malone oh no that new scent that new spray that you have that's bomb i had no idea i'm telling

you i ain't even know cologne nigga like that yeah the cologne is great but i just was randomly in the section i was like oh i need to get it but you see how when you go there, you see how nice their stuff is? Can I face my sentence? Yes. Whoa. Just, whoa, whoa. Just take a finger. Take a finger back. Take a finger back. All right, this finger goes both ways.

All right, you ain't just be pointing a finger at me and not receiving a finger. I can finger back. Okay? Okay? Period. Period. Pooh. I can finger back.

And I will. Okay. I just happened randomly. I just, I want to send, I can bring them back. And I will. Okay. I just happened randomly. I was like, yo, this smells good. I didn't know the name of this shit or nothing. And I got it because I got a Louis Travel joint. It looked good. I was like, I'm so petty. I was like this.

I want the most smell. I don't give a fuck. You know? And I just grabbed that joint. And motherfuckers started responding. They was hitting me the same way started responding. They was hitting me like the same way they came. They was like, oh.

It's not the one you bought. So good. Somebody called it. They said, was it you, Stephanie? You called it? She just, yo,

where your nose been, bitch? No, I'm joking. Where your nose been if you know all these things? Wait a minute. Who neck you been up in? Are you all nosed up now? Where did you get this nose from? How many colognes you smell to know that that's the Joe Malone?

No, she was so funny. She said, that smells like Joe Malone. I was like, oh, oh yeah that is what it is Joe Malone so you make that reference and shit it looks very

I see it in a department store boutique it's quality I want to buy some too that's even better I want to buy some wait a minute what can I do

what kind of thing I don't want to fuck nobody what can I think what kind of thing i don't want to nobody what can i think what can i think i want to buy something for a listener so what can hey stephanie you got any ideas and stephanie when i say stephanie i know y'all i know you something anytime about his baby mother in the studio no it's another stephanie thank god no i'm joking hey steph she was smudged Bitch Queen And one of our God damn it Queen Very talented photographer

When you talk about Putting a team together The best thing you can do With a team Is when you have people That want to work Have fun And just do shit

With passion With the rewards Of getting paid In some cases we do But I'm happy you're here Now what was I Setting up Nikki You want to set up

I think you're going to ask Stephanie what she thinks we can have a caller or a viewer do to maybe win some candles. Some candles. Huh? Or you think like what can they do? Can they send in or? Let's see.

How would I do this? Get 10 subscribers. 10 people will subscribe to YouTube. We can't monitor that shit. Let's see. How would I do this? We can't monitor that shit. Well, if you see they tag you. If they tag 10 people. Oh, we do like this. Okay, we do like this. When we go live, we'll find out who has the...

Like we can do something like, what would you do with your cashmere candle okay that would be good cause cashmere gets you in trouble cashmere would get you in trouble I found this a woman told me years ago it's always nice for you to wear nice soft material

what women like to rub on soft material right yeah you see the texture they like. And I didn't really understand that because a hoodie nigga, you only got one type of texture. It's cotton. Niggas is cotton. Like cotton. Nigga, I'm sick of you cotton picking fucking hoodies.

And dude, I'm going to tell y'all, this is a true story. When you start fucking with like cashmere and different type of shit, I'm going to tell y'all, motherfuckers get open. They look at you different. And you start fucking with like cashmere and different type of shit, I'm going to tell you how motherfuckers get open. They look at you different. And you know what happened to me? I'm going to tell you a story.

I was in Philly, right? And my friend Holly, she works for Vita Flow. Been knowing her for years. She's just an amazing person. Her grandma loves me. Her grandma, white woman, white hair, looked like she probably played some type of card game with Paula Deen. It looks like, she looks like she got a Paula Deen story. Like she would say, I remember when Paula Deen didn't say nigga out loud.

I know Paula Deen. Beautiful spirit trying to get me to come over for breakfast and everything and this is when she connected with me cause one time Holly FaceTimed me she was like my grandma wanted to say hi and she was like all looking up and she said hey

and I just started singing I said grandma's hands used to clap on Sunday morning grandma's hands used to clap on Sunday morning. Grandma's hands used to issue us a warning. She'd say, Maddie, don't you hit that boy. He ain't drop no apple core. That's something.

I don't know the song. I don't know the verse. You were close. Grandma's hands. Mmm. And she fell in love with me for reasons that I thought were nice and respectful. And then Holly was like, my grandma want to come to the show, but I don't know. I was like, man, if you don't tell grandma to come on this show, she talk about, was she a Christian?

I was like, you know how many Christian bitches be coming to my show? Right? But I was like this. And she was just trying to block her grandma from probably some of the things I may say or may not say. I'm like, it don't matter. I'm pretty sure she's going to have a good time being out and everything. And she showed up, and I gave her a shout out. It was such a, it just really was the icing on the cake for me for that weekend right because just to be able to see different generations and then like when you don't have those people in your

life no more you look at people like stop the stupid stop the dumb stop being mad stop being mad you still have this person in your life that can share stories that love you and that's why when i be hearing that dumb family shit fuck that shit it made me feel good i'm looking at granddaughter in her face and i'm saying her face and grandma face i'm like god damn right and grandma at the show all the family came out green room it looked like it was about to be a Trump convention. And I'm not saying that they Trump support. They could be or could not. But they had the appearance, the appearance of people that fuck with Trump.

You know what they look like. They're white people. A lot of them. At the tune of 80 million. It was a close race, nigga. Y'all better get y'all shit together. Because Trump is fucking about to come through and steamroll through this shit.

Wow! Yeah, nigga about to, they laugh, and he gon' be like this. Wow! Trump about to fuck this shit up. Niggas is, they openly support the nigga now. Goddamn right, now! niggas is openly supporting the nigga now god damn right they don't give a fuck if Trump hate niggas or not

them niggas is tired of fucking $7 gas I saw niggas talking about how fucks with that nigga Trump they had a good run it's not going to do anything to do with your personal feelings niggas is going to be thinking fiscally that's all I'm saying

can I do it one more time one more wow the niggas coming what led me to that so you said Holly and her grandma all the people came out the back yeah so they all came in here and man i just looked this woman in her eyes

man i just looked in her eyes and i just saw so much goddamn love for just you could just tell somebody just just got love for everything everybody and i'm saying i said what could piss her off i'm pretty sure something could piss her off, but I don't see how it could get there, right? So we're having a conversation. We're back in the green room, and she's having a good time. And I'm looking at her, right? And I was like, look at what's going on.

She had her little makeup on. She had her little sweater. Yo, I ain't lying. She had her little lipstick on, her little sweater. Herall I didn't lie she had a little lipstick on her little sweater her hair was on BAM and this when I knew she was enjoying the night it was happy out

she had her pearls on oh yes bring out those pearls honey I was like daddy don't do it she had the pearls and I said something about it I think it was when a grandkid somebody she said they got them in a place where they got pearls. Like, I think she might exaggerate and say the motherfucker dove for them.

I got one. Yeah, that nigga come in here and be dozed for it. Like, do like, oh, nigga, I got another pearl. Come out like just spitting pearls out. Yo, if you spit pearls out, you getting some pussy. Sorry, Grandma.

Sorry, Grandma. Block your Christian ears, Grandma. Can't you men shoot pearls out? Yo, in Atlanta, that's what he said. In Atlanta, that's what he said. Nah, that's what he said. In Atlanta, that's what he said. That's what he said.

I got pearls. I got pearls. I got pearls too. So grandma, I'm talking to grandma. And we just hit it off. It was so sweet. And then I was mad though. She like 80 something, right? And she's still married.

Husband, I think is older. I think it's like mid 80s. And they left him. The grandkids left their grandparents? No. Probably some people that they left grandpa didn't get to go. Oh. Holly didn't want me to share that story in my head, to be honest.

Yep, and then they was like, and then Holly was like, shit, grandma wanted him to go, right? This is what I heard, too. And I know, I told her, I made a video, I said, I know he was like, shit, grandma wanted him to go, right? This is what I heard, too. And I know. I made a video. I said, I know he was probably fucked up. Because grandma was like, yep. He had his dungarees ready.

And this is when I knew that nigga was about to hit the street, she said. And he even put on his good shoes. Nigga. I'm just saying. on his good shoes. Oh. Nigga. I'm just saying. I got mad shoes. All my shoes is good shoes. Right? But I'm like, I understand that life, nigga.

When I, you know, certain niggas, when they put certain shit on, they like, oh, you going out, out. Your good shoes. Right? For whatever reason, he didn't make it but grandma had a good time man I was so connected

to this right so Holly's all excited and Holly keep on I love that girl she keep on saying Donnie I don't wanna

over I don't wanna impose I'm like bitch you raped my nose I said, what? Yo, listen, y'all, hold on. Oh, man, hold on.

Yes, it wasn't that bad. And it's not funny. But it is a side story. She's probably orifices in my body about a thousand times she stuck it to me a thousand times

because she works in the COVID testing situation and I don't get to see her too much because she's toned down her nose rape that's one thing that she was going through spiraling spiraling down because she didn't That's one thing that she was going through, spiraling, spiraling, spiraling, spiraling down.

Because she didn't, if you're used to sticking shit in a nigga's nose for a whole summer, and you don't have nobody to do this to, you go to yourself. You spend a lot of time to yourself. And you just think about things. So this was a great weekend for her. To be able to come out, not raping. Or nose. Right, rape-free weekend come out not raping. Or no. Rape free weekend,

Holly. Thank you. Good job. And so she keep on like, Donnell, it's okay. I'm like, you can do whatever. This is your family. Grandma had a dope time. And then we took a picture with the step and repeat. And she was so happy.

This is what she did. And I knew. I was like, what the fuck is going on, Grandma? She had a coat or a sweater or something on, right? I said, you want to take another picture? She threw her shit. She pulled this shit off and threw that shit like, hold this shit. Get the whole shit, the whole outfit, right?

We take a picture. And the smile on her face it was like I was like this is the end of my weekend I used to be like okay I want how do you end the weekend oh I wanted to be turned up this was the dopest shit right grandma

I'm saying used to clap on Sunday morning she trying to she trying to feed me scrapple on the low Niggas don't even know what Scrapple is. It's like the worst shit you can eat with the best flavor in the world. Nigga, I quit being a Muslim

for two things. Pork, I mean bacon and Scrapple. It's the shit like you gotta know. I don't even know, niggas. You can't even find Scrapple in LA. I don't even know what Scrapple is. It is all that shit. Everything. Scrapple is it's like the I don't even know what Scrapple is. It is all that shit. Everything. Scrapple is, it's like the same process as a hot dog. It's like a pate, if you want to say.

But it's like everything. It's everything. But they put some flavors and shit. That fucking, you got the right Christmas. Well, the street's telling me, Asalaamu Alaikum, that it's very bad for you. So she's trying to invite me over. Ba, ba, ba. We talking.

So I'm just having such a great conversation with her. We starting to laugh. Hoo, hoo. All my jokes is working. And then I'm telling y'all, I don't know what sweater I had on. She rubbed my sweater and started looking in my eyes like this.

She said, ooh. She said, this is, I said, go ahead and stop playing. Go ahead and stop playing. I don't care what you heard Gina say. Gina be hating. Gina said I was a geriatric pussy, right? That's what she said. I remember she said that.

Yeah, that's what she said, sir. I love you, Sharon. I'm sorry. Miss Fletcher, I'm. I love you, Sharon. I'm sorry. Miss Fletcher, I'm saying I love you. So grandma was rubbing on me and rubbing on me, and I'm feeling all like boom, right? And we're just talking and laughing. And old Holly keep on saying, Grandma!

I think grandma said it. That's what she said. And Holly was like, Grandma! I'm like, let Grandma live. She having a good time. You don't see no of my good shoes out here. Let her live. Grandpa at home chilling.

She don't get out like that. She don't get out. Let her go. So I'm walking her. I'm walking right. And we walking. I'm telling you, man, it felt like a Hallmark moment. I'm not lying.

We walking like I'm walking with her. I'm holding her. Shivering. It's not dead, nigga. I'm holding her like this. I'm telling you, man, it felt like a Hallmark moment. I'm not lying. We walking, like I'm walking with her. I'm holding her, shivering. It's not dead, nigga. I'm holding her like this. I'm walking her. And I think Holly was videotaping me. And I know Holly was back there like, you don't have to do it. I know Holly was like, you don't have to do all this.

I was like, no, this makes me feel good, too. So I'm walking her to the car. We go to the garage. And she laughing. People like want to take pictures. She's like, ooh. Keep rubbing on my sweat. I was like, she keep saying grandma

I'm like Holly when I see you twerking in the club I don't say Holly when I see you saying you ready you ready when you got your titties out I don't be like, Holly! So stop with the grandma. So I'm walking her through the parking lot, right?

Walking her through the parking lot. And I was getting money to tip the valet or whoever it was. And I always have like a lot of crazy loose money in my pocket. And I'm walking grandma. We walking gently like this. Man, that money fell out of my pocket and hit the ground. Grandma. Yo.

Yo. Grandma. Nigga, that money hit that fucking floor. First grandma was walking like this. Right? I'm sorry, but look, that's how it felt for me. Listen, nigga. money hit that fucking floor. First grandma was walking like this. That's how it felt for me. Listen, nigga. That's how it felt for me.

Grandma was walking like this. Those that can't watch, the microphone fell. Grandma was walking like this and did that motherfucker money fell out, nigga? Grandma looked like a gymnast. She did like this. Oh, nah, nah no we gotta get that yo like straight up like hold up hold up i was like grandma you have you been here before

i said grandma have you been before she have no ailments or nothing them singles hit that ground she was like like, oh no. She packed them up and then Holly was in the corner. Holly said, Grandma! That's that money adrenaline. I know. Oh my God.

That was a great weekend. That sounds hilarious. It was a great weekend. And I'm saying this, you know this podcast, thank you for your punk ass candles. Luxury candles.

Cashmere and leather. I'm telling you, I'm going, yo, I'm going to have a story behind this. Yo, I'm burning this shit for somebody. I'll keep the 1,000.

1,000. Yo, if you see Somebody, I'm keeping it 1,000. 1,000. Yo, if you see this wick lit, somebody. Light up that lit, get this dick! A joke could be too soon, but it never could be too soon for a funny observation. Let's go! Bye.