Donnell - The New Host with Earthquake

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

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We just need time to grow. We just need time to understand each other. I gave this podcast everything I could. I think it's time to be real and time to have a real conversation about the future. We've already made an executive decision. And the executive decision is that we think it'd be great to try the Donnell show with a new host. A new host of me? What? We hired a new host of the Donnell show.

What the f***ing sellout is going on here? So, you using my intro song. Yeah. The images. Yeah. And everything. You don't think that would ruin our friendship? It shouldn't, man.

You weren't going to be using it no more. Just relinquish the power, man, problem beat joe biden man i don't want to be joe biden i want to live round here if it smell funny onions getting peeled round here if it smell funny get your onion Welcome back to another episode of Donnell. Not the Donnell Rawlings show. I was over. I was whatever it was, someone made an executive decision to change the name that I thought was resonating with the entire world, the Donnell Rollins Show. Now it's Donnell. Not to be confused with Donnell Jones, but it's Donnell.

And I, for some reason. It's Donnell Jones. Do you know who Donnell Jones is? You don't know who Donnell Jones is? There's another person that probably doesn't know who Donnell Jones is. Katie. Who's donnell jones um i have no idea you have no idea and that's one of the issues that some of our people and our listeners are having that they think katie has no clue when it comes to anything to do with black culture is that true i don't think that's true at all what's really what does riz mean riz that's uh short for charisma't think that's true at all. What's Riz? What does Riz mean?

Riz, that's short for charisma. All right, that's more of a millennial shit. You would understand that. What does I'ma give you a hot one mean? I'ma give you a hot one? Yeah. That sounds like you're going to slap somebody. No, it's normally when you shoot somebody in the ass.

Oh, like figuratively. hot one in there and you didn't you know you do know that that's how black people shoot guns fop fop all the way sideways no aim or anything so so i didn't mean to cut you off you did mean to cut me off well that's kind of passive that's very passive aggressive and i got an issue with you right okay but before we go no no no no i just want to say this really really quick i have an issue with you because apparently people think that i'm close to losing my black card because they say i don't have any black people around me and this does not represent the culture they were already set with katie because she didn't know who ariza was and it was like donnell do you know any brothers or anything like that so let me just say this

since it's my show i want to make a conscious effort to probably to try to get more african americans involved with this show well we we are doing if you're black call us if you're black subscribe we are doing that today but i think there's a couple issues you brought up and secondly you're flipping the script because the issue isn't Katie and I. Can we do one thing? No. I mean, we have a guest out here that's going to address the real issue. Okay. What I'm saying is the way you communicate is horrible.

And people don't like you. I'm likable. You're not likable. Katie, they tolerate you, but you're not likable. Katie's likable. But I see the vision that we have. I see the vision that we have. Yeah. I see the vision that we have.

I think that we're onto something. Some people have described this podcast as like a Chappelle sketch in a podcast. Some people have said it's like to curb your enthusiasm of podcasts. And that part all works. That all works. Now, the thing that's not working is, you know, I'm also seeing comments about how your legacy is getting ruined what how all these things fans fuck kill tony fans my legacy cannot be ruined but that begs the question the kicker about this podcast is that we figure out what works figure out what doesn't

work play around with it what works yeah me see it's funny you say that you think that people are tuning in to see your face i don't think anybody's tuning in to see my face so why do we see it because someone's got to move this the plot around you know what's so funny about this yeah you couldn't hire anybody to do that you just self-appointed yourself there's no budget here you're like you're like donald trump a podcast i'm supposed to be well the kicker is dude is i do think there are a lot of things here that aren't working frankly because you're a negative person but you know what because no and and i think today i want to take an opportunity to kind of flip the script kind of flipped what this podcast could be. You know? Donnell, this is really important.

And frankly, there are a lot of people who are tuning into the show who are like, Donnell's not taking advice. Donnell's not trying to go along with these guests. You know what they're tuning in for? You know what? The comedy. No, not the comedy.

Donnell. All right? You don't think so? I feel like I would like to test that theory. With my history. So what I'm. With my history. We're going to have to figure out a way to communicate.

With my history, right, of my fan base and what people follow me for, for over 30 fucking years. You don't think anybody's tuning into this podcast because of my history and what you say because of my legacy. I'm not going to let you. I can't say that. We'll get flagged. It's J-Tang. J-Tang.

All right. Okay. Now, Donnell, let's be real for a second. All right. We brought in HR. We had a conversation. You didn't bring in HR. You created HR.

You said, fuck the employees. No, I didn't say fuck the employees. It's two people. I said, fuck you and Katie. And Donnell, I think it's time to be real and time to have a real conversation about the future. I keep it real. And what are you saying?

It's time for me to keep it real? No, we've already made an executive decision. And the executive decision is that we think it'd be great to try the donnell show with a new host a new host of me my what and out of respect we're gonna a new host you mean someone to sit someone to no we got it we hired a new host of the Donnell Show. A host that, so. This is why you're in the guest seat today is because we're bringing on a new host to try the format. All right. To see how this works.

We'll test the format if people are tuning in for you. And I'm going to go get our new host right now. What type of situation or fucking show where a person is going to replace the person that is the goddamn show katie this is your white way of thinking you went for this um this is all an experiment and i don't like it so far somebody gave me horrible financial advice at the beginning he was horrible actually i think i feel like you're gonna you're gonna like. I think you're going to like this one. I'm going to, how can I, just think about what you just said. You're going to like the person that we intend to replace you with on your show to better your show. And you think I'm going to like that. Well, I feel like you're a fan.

You're a big fan. I'm a fan of God and my mother and my son. The Holy Trinity. Right here. Oh. I was just talking about I need more black people, son. And he's like the black whisperer. He bought a black person and finally, oh, man, we can make this a black podcast now.

Yeah. We can talk about real shit right now. Yeah. We don't have to worry about the community trying to stop our group. Watch your mouth. And fucking up our algorithm. I still got a future. And messing up our algorithms.

Donald, you're acting like it's not Quake's podcast now. Oh. We have a new host. And Quake. Yeah. When I text you, I wanted to personally tell you, they say they're making a shift change. But I gave so much. I gave so much to this organization.

Yeah. And you'll be appreciated for it. We'll put a plaque up there. I miss two. Remember you. I gave this podcast everything I could. Be Joe Biden, man. I don't want to be Joe Biden.

I want to live. I want to live. I don't want to be Joe Biden I want to live I want to live I don't want to be Joe Biden just relinquish the power man without no problem so you saying the best idea is for you to take over my show right my show well no what happened was they said that you know who is they you sound like a snitch no I can't the reason I'm saying they so because I don't want to snitch. That's why I'm using a plural word. But you know snitching is in right now. Shout out to Rafeel Evans coming on.

Oh, yeah. And stay strong, Rafeel. You know what I'm saying? Because if I had to snitch, then you can call me whatever, but you won't call me locked up. All right. So when they, when they, when they, the white people decided when to call you. I didn't say white people. What I say was they, they did use perfect English. to call you. I didn't say white people. What I said was they did use perfect English.

Don't do this. Don't do this. You like the white man now, Quake. Do you respect Don L, Earthquake? Very much so. Why'd you stare? No, I mean, because I didn't hear him. He was a white dude.

You have to make sure you hear what they say. Okay. You could get five years if you hear the wrong thing. All right. Do you want to see the intro that Katie made for you? For me? For Earthquake. Okay, what?

Round here. If it smell funny, onions getting peeled. Round here. Yeah. Oh! Yo! Y'all dirty! And you gave them the footage! Yo Y'all dirty Yo

Y'all And you gave him the footage What the fucking sellout is going on here The takeover is real Really son I mean This reminds me of an episode of Chappelle's show When Wayne Brady took the show over

What the fuck Yo So y'all admit this Yeah I mean, they said. This reminds me of an episode of Chappelle's show when Wayne Brady took the show over. What the fuck? Yo, so y'all admit this? Yeah. They called me. They was going to get somebody else, but I said I'll do it. He jumped on it. Yeah, I did.

How do I? I mean, you huge. This is Hollywood. This is Hollywood. This is so Hollywood. This is so Hollywood. This is so Hollywood. You got somebody that you say you believe, you respect, and you're going to go to the end of this earth to please and everything. And the minute something fucks up, they got another brother trying to replace you. This is Hollywood.

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Yeah. Offer code Donnell. So, you using my intro song yeah the images yeah and everything you don't think that would ruin our friendship it shouldn't man you wasn't gonna be used in no more i mean it was a similar situation that happened to me years ago when i was doing the chappelle show and we had two hour two seasons of Chappelle show and then Chappelle left then Comedy Central had an archive of sketches that we had shot not knowing if the day was coming back and was trying to think of something creative

to at least showcase those sketches and it was a tough decision for me and both Charlie Murphy to present those sketches. And it was never the intent for us to take over the show, but saying this is probably the last step. And further on, as years went on, I found out that Dave was hurt by the idea that me and Charlie chose to do that. Right. And I explained to him, I said, Dave, if you would have called me, if you would have let me know what your thoughts were, if you would have let me know what your intentions were, if you would have let me know the issues you had with Comedy Central or anything,

we wouldn't have made that decision to do it. Right. And I got to be honest, at that point, that show was such a good platform for us to showcase our talent. Right. We wanted the last stand of people to see what we do. It was never intent like, oh, we're going to do the Chappelle show. Never intent on that.

And I've been on platforms before, and I said that. And I said, Dave, you know what? You could have called me. If you would have called me and said, yo, I'm not fucking with them, I wouldn't have fucked with them. So that, I will take this moment.

And now I'm kind of, I'm not, it still doesn't set well with me that you here to replace me. But I will say, Dave, if I offended you or if you thought that that was any signs of betrayal or any times of being disloyal, I do apologize for that. And you should. And I'm not. Didn't I just apologize? What I'm saying is that's antagonizing.

No, I'm just saying I said it. I said it. I was just. And then you still had to say, as you should. No, but I just saying you should. That's antagonizing. No, I'm just saying you should. I said it. I said it. And then you still had to say as you should. No, but I just agreed with you. As you called this a friendship. No, as your friend, I agreed with you. You should have apologized. But the difference is here, Donnell, is that we're trying to make the show better.

You know? Why do you keep saying make the show better? We just need time to grow. We just need time to understand each other. But sometimes all you need is just an earthquake. The only natural disaster that cannot be predicted.

You know, I just want to say that because we had a couple here, and, you know, they just come. I don't know how far our friendship is going to go with a situation like this. Why? I don't. Why? I don't really trust you right now. How you don't trust me?

Look how comfortable you feel and look sitting in my spot. I mean. Look, you like, you've been here already before. That's not the sign of a real friend. No, I've never been here, but I get comfortable in places that I feel I'm supposed to be. So you're just assuming that you're supposed to be in this spot right now. God put me here. All right.

And I swear, man, every one of these episodes, I try not to be triggered. I try not to be upset. But for some reason, within that process, I do that. And to go so much behind a person's back i didn't go behind your back no i'm here i when i thought you came because i told him i just want to do regular interviews i thought you came here to be a part of the show we can highlight your career we can highlight some of the things you did and then bam a motherfucker is trying to get you to replace me oh he ain't tried We signed it. We did it.

I said I'll do it for 180 days, which happened to be six months. Let's see how it goes. I don't think you make good choices in your life. Maybe. I have made bad choices. I mean, that one time, did you look at the people that you were working with? Did you look at a person,

a manic motherfucker right here that's every day is like two seconds away from jumping off a bridge? Did you look at a white woman, a young white woman from Australia that, first off, these people you want to work with don't even know who RZA is? Thought the Wu-Tang Clan was only two people. And those are the people that you can't wait to work 180 days with, creating a podcast from scratch and doing it all again. Those are the people that you want to work with. Well, I have always been attracted to Australian people, especially Australian women since Crackadale Dundee. What does attraction have to do with a podcast I'm just saying getting the opportunity to work with

an Australian woman Australian woman does not know anything about black culture does not know what urban dictionary is does not know that you can get a hot one in your ass she don't know and those are the people you want to work with the funny thing is Donnell

the funny thing is me well Donnell like you know when Katie we talked to Katie's parents about this decision actually beforehand The funny thing is, Donnell, is that... The funny thing is me. Well, Donnell, like, you know, when Katie... We talked to Katie's parents about this decision, actually, beforehand. Fuck Katie's parents! Man, why are all of these people that we don't know have so much control and input in this goddamn podcast? But, Katie, I mean, you can correct me if I said it wrong,

but I think your parents said that, like, between you and Earthquake, you could be the thing that shakes people together and brings races together. That sounds like a porn. No, it's true. That's what my brother said. They said a young Australian girl and an older black man coming to confess.

Don't drug me with a good time. Go ahead. I don't think she was talking about you no no no you better speak yeah we can we can open up a dialogue we can really shake things up we can shake things up with a young Australian

chick that's trying to help two black men your parents are putting you out there your brother is putting you out there. Yeah. Your brother is putting you out there. Do you know how dangerous that could be? She'll be safe with me now. Trying to, yeah.

Not me. Speak to yourself. You're in a different business. But that's part of the reason why we are making this change, you know? Earthquake would never treat me the way you treat me. Earthquake.

2024 earthquake wouldn't. 1992. Got it. Got it. 1992. This is growth and maturity. Now, if you want to replace when somebody shows growth and maturity, yes, you will get that. But it's two quakes we talked about.

We talked about a one on a Richter scale what is it called richter scale it's one on richter scale and it's a 5.7 he's a one now years ago he was a 5.7 shared the same interest with me didn't give a fuck about what dr umar said at all at all could care Dr. Umar says. I take my white woman to an NAACP meeting. Peacekeepers. Peacekeepers. And she would know the NAACP in and out. It was a time in his life he didn't give a fuck about Dr. Umar. Now,

he's a kinder, gentler, show-stealing motherfucker. I didn't steal. To steal, that means that it wasn't obtained. It was offered. Obtained? No, it ain't obtained. It was offered. Required?

Acquired? I accepted. It was offered to me, so I accepted it. They said you was no longer wanted. They said you had an angle program. It's they. I'm not a snitcher. Tell me you wouldn't do the same.

What? If you were in Earthway Exposition, would you do the same? You would do that. I just gave you an endearing fucking story yeah but the endearing story you did the same i did do that yes you know what i mean all right i didn't mean to do it damn god damn it i said i'm sorry man i said i'm sorry i had to say the korean salam i'm sorry. I had to say it in Korean. Salaam. I'm sorry. I made a mistake. I was young. I was in these streets.

I was wanting to be rich, bitch. You can't hold that against me. And now these white people are pinning me against one of the only black comics I respect in this game. And to find out in a podcast that Earthquake is a sellout for the white man. I don't see myself as a sellout. Again, that's so harsh. I think you would use the word opportunist. Your voice is even changing.

Yes, it is. Because see, I'm getting near Australia. And I want to project my words so it can be international. You know what? I'm going to play along with the game. Trying to expand my what? I'm going to play along with the game. Trying to expand my demographics. I'm going to play along with the game. It's not a game. I'm going to play along with the experiment.

And I need you to move your car. Because I had to park down the street. I can get you a parking pass on it if you want. Okay, thank you. I'd like to feed into this experiment. So, how could we work together? Well, you're the first guest on this show. Shut the fuck up!

Can I ask you a question as the first guest on the show? Me? I'm the guest? Yeah. Yeah. But I think I need to get it, you know, get the show on its feet with me first before we collaborate together. What's the question? So I'm a guest on my own show. What's the question?

How did it feel when Earthquake was selected as the first special of the home field advantage series. The questions you asked are here to separate us. And when it was selected that Earthquake be the first one in the home team selection that Dave picked, I thought instantly, fuck that nigga. Touche. I said, fuck him. I said, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.

And then I was like, oh, yeah, why? Because he be ripping shit. And then I'm going to tell you, real talk. When we shot our specials, it was like motherfuckers sent me a message. They was like, we just did Quakes. They was like, we ripped it. I was like, okay. Right?

They shot it. They said we ripped it. And then, just just one thing to be in the room and you think somebody ripped it and then he had a screening in la with all the big boys kevin hard stan latham everything and then they called me again they said i said what's going on they said oh man we just watched quake special niggas was running down the aisles now i was like how do i get motherfuckers to do that but when dave decided to come out the gate with quake especially he was making a name for this home team i would think i thought it was the best thing ever and i thought that this was a dude that was overdue and i was like this is a guy that's going to kill it

and he has that's why i'll tell you this it's very disturbing to me with me with all that support we did it we did a tour right after that the times we shared together the bonding yes we are we had with our kids and punk ass son yes i would have never thought that earthquake would come in and try to rip my show right from up under me so if that answers your question that's it i had respect for Earthquake. I look past the issues I had with him and his son. What did his son do? Go ahead. Tell them the fucking story.

It's not my son's age. He's actually 22 now. So his son, me and Earthquake are we're lifetime Washington Redskins slash football team slash Commander fans, right? And a couple of years ago, I had a great relationship with Dan Snyder, who's the previous owner. The previous owner.

And I know I had a situation where I'd go to the owner's box or whatever and just have a good time. Me knowing that he was a loyal, diehard Commanderers fan, and he had his own situation there, but I was like, I think that this will be a different experience. Owner, owner's box. And when I told Quake that, and this is the Quake that y'all don't know,

he was like a little boy. He was like, that would be great, right? Opportunity to do that. And then this is what I'm talking about. He said, man, this will make my day. He said, man, can I bring my son? And I was like, that's what we're here for. Y'all know my brand is create memories that last a lifetime.

So he said that. I felt a little soft. I was like, oh, man, if I could create this for a father and a son to go to a football game together and go shake hands and take pictures with some of the legends we grew up and be in the owner's box and get experience and not too many kids millions thousands of kids with one despair i was like if i could make that happen that's you don l that's you being a good fucking friend and i looked in earthquakes face an earthquake is one of them faces where you don't approach him because he would smack you and i saw the frustration

right here smooth out i saw the nigga dimples show the niggas dimples popped out and he looked at me and if we got it closer right now you will see the look like donnell god you would do that for me and my son i was like yes it's all about the goddamn memories he was was like, man, I can't wait to do this. So, I say, let's meet at this restaurant and let's pre-game. Quake got his brother there. He's a diehard Commanders fan. We all on some shit. Whether we win or lose,

we are creating a fucking memory. Yes. Quake comes up to me. He says, this is my son Introduced me to his son I was like what up Man I'm like this boy

This is going to be a good memory for you Your father with the commanders and everything He has a jacket on And we are playing The Seattle Seahawks Right All day We playing them

That day Earthquake's son Who I'm trying to create a memory with unzippings his jacket and the dude has on a Seattle jersey I'm like Quake

how are we going to take your son into the owner's and look this is the dad right here. He had that face. I don't know what to tell you. Your son to the Redskins game, and he has the jersey of the opposing team. And he was like, oh, man, I didn't really think of that.

Then he said, well, he could zip the jacket up. I was like, him zipping the jacket it's not gonna control the emotion if they score a touchdown true that i was like if they'd be like sierra like touchdown snyder's gonna be like yo who the fuck is this in my box yep in his box my team how do we that's it no let me tell you this is how it was this is this is how i switch but this is my respect for him as a dad. I was like, I don't know if we could do that. So we switched it out.

Right. Right? You tell them what happened. Well, what happened was he was like, it was cold. It was a Monday night, and it was cold. And they was in the warm, you know, of course, the suite with the owner with food. He said, man said man listen I'll find you some tickets for your son but he can't stay up here he gotta go outside

but you can stay yo that's only fair I said man I can't go out there put my son out so me and my son went and got some tea we was at the 50 yard line drinking hot chocolate. Freezing. While we look up there and they're in the warmth. Waving like bye bye. Yeah. But it was beautiful. But the thing about it was we captured that you had that moment with your son

and we won that game. Yes we did. So it felt so good for me to kill your son's dream. And then my brother i looked at my brother who rode with me i said your nephew and your brother got to be outside he said you said the key word y'all do yeah so he stayed up there yep and we got all the mirror video all the jackets all the merchandise from them i didn't get anything but a memory. And I'll tell you this, and this is why, and you got to understand this, this is

why I'm so upset with this one over here. What? What? The same way I adjusted when I, see this is a prime example. You stayed up there with that white man who was the owner. Oh, you wanted to be with the white man! Not at all.

What are you talking about? Not at all. You wanted to be with the white man. You wanted to stay up be with the white man. Not at all. What are you talking about? Not at all. You wanted to be with the white man. You wanted to stay up there with the white man, put me out because my son had the opposing jersey on and I took it like a champ. I didn't want to. I didn't sit there and say, I didn't say it messed up our friendship or nothing. I had to secure my relationship. I allow you. You said, no, that means what you tell me.

What did you tell me? Quake, I love you, but you can't mess up my hookup. You can't mess up my hookup. You messed up the plug. You said, this is my plug to my games and everything else. So he sold me out for the plug of the white man. Now the white dude don't even own the team no more. And I'm still here with you.

So you cannot sit here because you was doing business. You was doing business you did you was doing business and I didn't take it personal I went on and went on the side and was out there to call with my son and then say oh Donnell if you was tight with me you was a real black man you look that white man in the face said my boy's son can't come in here with posing Jersey I ain't coming you didn't say that you put me and my son out you stayed up there with the white man. Had a good time.

And I didn't hold it against you. Now, when these white people came to me, told you you was out, and I took your job, I ain't shit. I'm fucked up. I stabbed you in the back. I ain't nothing on that. Can I ask you a question? The white man that you so gleefully happily meet. What memories have they created with you and your son?

Well, my son, he was going to come today, but he had to fly back because he was going to be here. No, he was invited to my portion of the show because it was mine. You understand? It wasn't your show no more. So he was going to be a part working on it on my part.

That was part of the contract. There's going to be a PA. There has to be a part working on it on my part. I was part of the contract. There you're going to be a PA. There has to be a line drawn. But just say, what is the difference for what you did to me and my son? That it is different right here because it was the opportunity for you to be up there to keep your situation going, your plug. Now, these are my plugs now. They're going to get me on. My plugs was a billionaire.

Okay. I'll take a thousand. I'll take a thousand. plugs now. They're going to get me on the thing. My plugs was a billionaire. Okay, I'll take a thousandaires. Alright, they're thousandaires. But see, at one time he was a thousandaire before he became a billionaire. We didn't know him then. Yeah, but see, I do good stocks. I get them before they become a billionaire. First off, this is the thing. Alright, I would like to say this.

You know, I guess making everlasting memories with a good friend of yours that would create and just intensify the bond they have with their father isn't good enough. It's obvious. I didn't say it wasn't good enough. It's obvious. I said it was equivalent.

It's obvious that earthquake is dealing with some childhood traumas. All right? True. And what's upsetting to me, and I hope we get past this, is that I thought we were good friends. We're great friends. We're not good. We're great friends. You ever heard this phrase, Katie?

We're friends like... Answer the question. We're friends like this. You need another one. No, let her... You rescued the white woman again Today was your last day And guess what

And guess what Quay What You deal with him And his mental issues Alright I hope you have time To take a call from him At three o'clock in the morning

Talking about podcasts When you deep inside Doing something I hope you have time I hope you have time For him not to be considerate Of your time I hope you have time. I hope you have time for him not to be considerate of your time. I hope you have time

to work with a guy that don't give a fuck about your son. Okay. Because he tried to get me to do podcasts and I told him that I need to be

out at 1.30 to pick up my son. He was like, he has a mom. Let her go do it. I never said that. No, no, no, no. I never said that one time.

Quake, you know what, Quake? You can have the motherfucking show. And I hope you have fun with an Australian chick that don't know shit about hip-hop culture, that the internet hasn't decided whether they like her or not. They don't think she got no street creds. And, Quake, I hope you have fucking fun with the show. And as much as I know you like money, I hope you have a show that has no sponsors. I hope you have a show that

doesn't have fun with a show that's not making no money. I hope you have a show with the motherfuckers that feed you Krispy Kreme donuts. And guess what? Quake, I like the motherfucking experiment. I like it. Fuck this show and you can have it. Bye!

It's your show. Go. Well, thank you, Donnell. I thought we could do this a little bit more civilized than that, but you forgot your donuts. I don't give a fuck about your donuts. That's the only thing they're going to feed you is fucking donuts. Well. Thank you you Donnell

Have as many as you want Mr. Earthquake What did you say my beautiful Australian woman? She said have as many as you want So Blake in terms of the direction of the show What do you think things that we could be doing better? How would you like to take this? What would you like to do differently? Well, first of all,

we need to get rid of any memories of Donnell being here. Should we go switch the color of the set? Yeah. Actually, that'll be pretty easy. We don't have a lot of this merch here. Donnell, those don't belong to you.

Bring them back. I think Donnell is upset he took my donuts. He forgot that he left his chicken in the fridge. Let me get it. Oh, he had chicken too? Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. Donuts and chicken. Donuts and chicken.

Y'all really know how to treat a brother. I don't know why Donnie is mad at me. Thank you. Got your don't. Got his chicken too. That was his, but you can have it now. Thank you, beautiful

Australian woman. Anything for you, Mr. Earthquake. Well, thank you. have it now. Thank you, beautiful Australian woman. Of course. Anything for you, Mr. Earthquake. Well, thank you. Just talk to me more with that accent. It really does it for me. You know, that accent, you don't need to know any hip-hop culture. I won't put that pressure on you.

Whatever you're into i mean i don't i to be fair like growing up in australia it's it's not like you get a lot of exposure to african-american culture that's all right i like my white woman fresh i don't like knowing all that stuff you know beautiful Australian woman, I think I need to take you with me so I can ensure your safety. Well, thank you. Yeah, I'm going to protect you. Probably Calabasas.

That way you'll be very safe and we can spot him very easily. I'm glad we found our Tom Brady for the show. And Drew Bledsoe's gone. Do you have any last words you'd like to share for the audience? Round here, if it smells funny, onions getting peeled.

I'm rich, bitch! Round here, if it smells funny, onions getting peeled. Round here, if it smells funny, get your onion peeled. Round here, if it smells funny, onions getting peeled. Outro Music