Donnell - Trypophobia: We Don't Love These Holes!

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We got to get from the streets to the creek, from the hood to the woods, man. Like, look at him go out there with the polar bears, go out those, man. She's like, you go out there and be a metal log cabin, a box or something. She's go up there, man, like I don't have to worry about motherfucking cars, putting all this oxide, dioxide, carbon dioxide, monoxide, all this oxide shit. Right. They talking about, the oxide monoxide all this oxide right here they talk about that it ain't the ozone but they look at all this right all day every day look how he called out here like the old zone they talking about messing the old zone yeah it's gonna keep messing it up
Starting point is 00:00:38 oh you might keep driving these things look at the creaking, see the air and shit. Leaking and shit like, let it go far, that goddamn raggedy ass car. Yo, it's time for some nature. Y'all heard it, get right from the streets to the creeks, from the hood to the woods. They oughta make people get bicycles. They rule cars out, they just start chopping cars up, man. They take them in, they recycle cars.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Right. Yeah, get up, man. They take them in, like, recycle cars. Right. Yeah, get bicycles, man. Everybody need to buy, have a bicycle. Like, that's what they roll in China with. That's how, in Amsterdam, that's the mode of transportation, and it cuts down the pollution and everything, man. That's what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:01:17 The old ones, they worried about, like, what they call it, coronavirus. Man, people been dying since day one. They've been dying from coronavirus then. They've been dying. You can't stop people from dying. Have you solved the mystery of the cancer yet?
Starting point is 00:01:36 Diabetes? Heart attack? Ophthalmology? When you find a cure for this shit, then, okay, you can preserve life. They're trying can preserve life. They trying to preserve life, man. How the fuck can you stop a motherfucker from dying? You gonna die from, if you have a heart attack,
Starting point is 00:01:52 they gonna contribute it to the coronavirus. I don't know where they get this shit from. They always come up with a, what do you call it? Pandemic. Yeah, pandemic. Yeah, I know I was on the right track. Like, you see what is what i'm saying right epidemic or some i found them like man they create and have people like
Starting point is 00:02:13 wasn't going crazy man was like hey this wearing a map everybody got to have a mask on what they gonna put a mask on walk up to you and bust you upside your he's robbed you you don't know who the is yep everybody got all i know he had a mask on and walk up to you and bust you upside your motherfuckin' head and rob you. You don't know who the fuck he is. Yep. Everybody got it. All I know, he had a mask on. Yep. When people start getting jacked and robbed around this motherfucker, like, by a mask man.
Starting point is 00:02:34 I would say, well, who is this mask man? Right. And everybody around here, like, in L.A. wearing masks. Right. You gonna go, like, how you gonna find a motherfucker like you? Everybody got a mask on. And one person go out and do a robbery you're gonna if you're gonna unmask every you walked that got a mask on you got away he didn't got away yeah man we love you man
Starting point is 00:02:56 always spitting that knowledge from the streets man we love you bro thank you bro, like... I'm trying not to interrupt. Yo, yo, I'm trying not to interrupt. The Donnell Rawlings Show, live in your face. Fuck that bitch ass nigga, you'll never take my place, nigga. Thank you. Hello everybody, this is Don Air Rollins. First, I'd like to say thanks to Raycon Wireless Earbuds for supporting the Don Air Rollins Show. Raycon Earbuds start at about half the price of other premium wireless earbuds on the market. Before you go dropping hundreds of dollars on a pair of earbuds, you need to check out Raycon. Get 15% off your order at buyraycon.com slash ashy. And that's the promo. I know people saying, okay, Donnell, enough of the intro.
Starting point is 00:04:57 But Donnell has different personalities. When I hear this, I know my voice gets like this. I'm not the only person with a corny voice like this Because of Javanta You told me that you have a voice that can go to this intro And the people want to hear it Let's go Alright, I'm your girl Javanta Roberts
Starting point is 00:05:19 And you are listening to and watching The Donnell Rawlings Show Donnell has had me up from the crack of dawn because he lost his phone last night and I didn't get any sleep. So here we are. Nobody said we was going to talk about that. Shame on you. You did, Donnell.
Starting point is 00:05:38 You like me. All right. Tell a story. So last night, Donnell got pissy drunk and lost his phone. And then he had the nerve to wake me up this morning at the crack of dawn to see if I knew where his phone was. He was able to enjoy his night, but I couldn't because I had to go look for his phone all night. Only to find out that the phone was right here the whole time it's funny you say that because i did get pissy drunk but it was for a thing my man 40 was celebrating one of his 40th birthdays and i turned up 40th 40 40ish. So you're right. I did turn up.
Starting point is 00:06:25 And you're right. I tried to ruin the party. But you guys let me sleep and went back to the goddamn party. And we did indeed. Is that the worst? That's the worst. The worst thing in the world. And you never want to be that guy.
Starting point is 00:06:41 The worst thing in the world is when you are having a great time at a party. It's like, oh shit, this is awesome. I feel so good. You feeling good about it. And then somebody hits the, you know that. Hold on. Let me go. Yo, let me show you.
Starting point is 00:06:59 It all starts. Everybody knows this. It all starts like this. You having a good time or whatever. And then it's like, you check where you usually look you check where you you like not there not there no chance of being there and then you like this you know it's like that quick it's like where my phone hit drop in your stomach it's like you jumped off a cliff and you're just like it don't matter how
Starting point is 00:07:24 much fun everybody else was having the night is fucking over until i find this phone i know you're having a good time you could be having somebody face or smittens on somebody blah blah uh batting your lashes or whatever when you hate when i bet my lashes no because you have a different attitude what i'm saying is but when you had that feeling of, where my phone? And then you go like this. Anybody see my phone? Where my phone? Where my phone?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Party's over. It's like, I don't give a fuck what song. They like to, it could be Pop Smoke or whatever. It's like, oh! Stop! Where is my phone?
Starting point is 00:08:04 Has anybody in here seen my phone? But no one wants the night ruined by that. No, you don't want to be that person because it's over and then you go through and i'm i'm sure i am not the only person that has experienced this when you think you lost your phone first thing you say where am i you know i'm saying you're like where am i if i don't have it in two minutes am i ever going to see it again so you go through that and I'm gonna be America I'm gonna be honest you start uh profiling yeah no you you like this oh man I know this is so wrong right here's the difference between losing your phone like in a white club in a black club in a white club you don't feel that nervous you just where's my phone oh where's lost and found
Starting point is 00:08:50 white clubs have lost and found and white club have lost and found with good shit i think it's more of like a like the type of party you're at as opposed to white or black club okay you can that's you because you're politically correct and i'm just yeah i understand if i'm in a white club if i'm in a country bar whatever i'm telling you i guarantee you my phone is a lost phone with a lot of other iphone's like the white folks lost and failed it's different it's like a pawn shop but who like steals phone out nowadays like who steals phones i don't think, that's a really good point. I think it's, first off, who steals? That's fucked up, right?
Starting point is 00:09:31 But I feel like somebody take a phone, nowadays it's more like, yeah, it's an evil person. I'm going to ruin their day. They're going to be so upset. You know what I'm saying? It's horrible. But if you go, if you lose your phone, I i mean one time i lost my phone in a black club as soon as i patted my pockets four times i was like that shit gone and i knew i wasn't getting
Starting point is 00:09:56 you've never been at a black club and experienced the opposite because there are times where i've lost my purse i left my whole ass purse in the bathroom stall and I went back and it was there. Yeah. What? What was that noise? Oh man, I'm going to get... Austin. Austin, come here. Austin.
Starting point is 00:10:17 What? Austin, come here. Come here. I'm your father. Come here. Austin. Austin, get over here. I'm your father. Come here. Austin. Austin do not care. You ask him a question, he'll look you dead in the face. Austin, get over here. All right. You know what, Austin? No more Frosted Flakes for you.
Starting point is 00:10:34 He don't care. Come here. He don't care. Come here, Austin. Come here and say hi to your fans. Yo, I am so happy this trip has been so. Come here. This trip has already been dope.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Been here for five weeks. And Austin's been here for like 10 days. Getting his nature. Little river boy didn't want to listen to me. You want to say hello? Say hello. Say hi, Austin. Say hi.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Say hi. Say hi, Austin. Austin, you don't want to say hi? All right, I'm going to take your phone. All right, say hi. You'm going to take your phone. Alright, say hi. You're going to lose your phone. Say, come back here.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Come back here. I'm going to take your phone. I'm going to take your phone and you're never going to see it like in a black club. Okay, I might have been a little harsh by saying in a black club. Okay, I'll say in a ghetto club. I'm sorry. I apologize to all the African Americans by Sam in a black club. Okay, I'll say it. In a ghetto club. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry. I apologize to all the African-Americans. And I try to accuse you guys of stealing phones. I'm really sorry about that. But I'm telling you, losing your fucking phone is like, it's over. And you expect everybody, like this morning when I thought I lost my phone coming from that party, I was like this.
Starting point is 00:11:41 And I know you get mad because for some reason the last six months, I can't say your name without saying it three times in a row. Yo, Donnell will call me a thousand times. It's not more. It's a thousand times. And I'm like, okay, Donnell. You know why? Javanta.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Javanta. Javanta. Three. You know why? Because I know you totally ignore the first one. I know you act like you didn't hear it. That's why I do it three times. It's like, Javanta.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I'm like, she's like this nigga here javanta javanta honestly but i can't being in this place you cannot hear anything like when i call you from upstairs you can't hear me because of how big this place is so yeah and it's like in a very weird area in like in the middle of the woods so the wi-fi is fucked up but i think it's something good about not being that connected you can just like just separate from everything you know but i do apologize for ruining your beauty sleep thank you i apologize for asking you to do something before you ate right because i'm learning we've been living together almost all summer and i'm learning the rules and the rules are feed you as soon as you wake up but you should know that like we've lived together yeah we lived together in hollywood years ago but you was in the streets you was in the streets only thing you came to do was shower and just change your clothes and you was out so that's why and i was talking
Starting point is 00:13:02 about the other day i was like why didn't i know these things right and it's because it was a pit stop but it was also a different time in my life i was way younger i know that's what i'm saying it was like you was in them streets and i'm not saying in the streets back yeah you were backing it up not in a bad way not in a bad way but you was i was touring you was touring he was young and um for our business a lot of this stuff is in the streets a lot of it is socializing and of course you're a party person you like to have a good time so i wasn't i do i know but like party i know but what i'm saying is that at that time because because we both moved to Hollywood about the same time,
Starting point is 00:13:46 we were living together. We came together, Donnell. I know. We were living together, but we weren't really living together. With my schedule on the road, it was like we barely saw each other. But I had no idea how serious food was to you. It's very important. No, very important. Yeah, that's why we're friends, Donnell. You cook, I eat. It's very important. No, very important.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah, that's why we're friends. I know. You cook, I eat. I know, but... Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah, but usually those are like... It's like, are you cooking today? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:15 But now it's almost like, where's my supper? Yo, you like... Like, you come in like... Like, you know how the motherfuckers come from come from like in the cornfield and shit like that. This is how a lot of domestic violence shit happened in the Midwest is where shit is like, where shit is like you come home. He got grass and hay all of this shit. You know, he come home and shit and he don't smell nothing. He's like, he's like, oh, there's about to be some problems.
Starting point is 00:14:42 And you start hearing this shit around. He looking like, I know it's got to be, it's some fucking supper around here somewhere. And he's looking around, where's my goddamn supper? And that's how you make me feel. But I didn't know that, I didn't know, I didn't know, I don't know if it's just you or maybe women. Women, don't fuck with them's just you or maybe women.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Women, don't fuck with them about food. No. Period. If we're fed and we have our rest, we're good to go. We can function properly, but we not, we can't. Can, can a guy that's like has fair looks. Right? What is fair looks? What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:15:32 Regular face. A regular face. Regular. What I mean by regular, I asked this girl once. It was a very difficult question. I said, how I look. Yo, son.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I, yo, it was so fucking embarrassing, son. I said, listen to me, look at me, Javanta.
Starting point is 00:15:55 I'm listening. No, no, I don't want you to listen. You got to look, cause you got to look at me while I'm saying this. I know you're producing too, but listen,
Starting point is 00:16:02 this is what this broad said to me, Javanta. She looked, I asked her her and it was a very difficult question to ask right I said look at me I said you're not looking at me
Starting point is 00:16:18 alright look look at me please right I said how I look and this chick looked me right in my face and said, she said, um. Um, that means she needed more time to think about it, try to figure out what I look like, right? She said, um, you look regular. That's a true story.
Starting point is 00:16:37 She said, you look regular. You do look regular. But no, like in your own way. What's regular? You're attractive in your own way. What's regular? You're attractive in your own way. I feel like every person comes with a certain quality that makes them attractive. You're very, very, very, very funny. And that makes you attractive.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Wait a minute. Wait a minute, sir. So what you're trying to say, my, almost all my life, I wanted to be fine. So you're telling me that I can't, I'm never going to look fine as fuck. To one, one can think that you are fine because you're funny. So it like outshadows like the regularness in your face wait a minute sir you about to get a comment violation you said you said my humor overshadows the regularness of my face. Damn!
Starting point is 00:17:48 I don't know how to take that. I got to get what I can. I got to take what I can get, right? The regularness. So a person can be more attractive if they have different qualities. Absolutely. I mean, you've seen my roster. Right. Yo, your roster. Absolutely. I mean, you've seen my roster. Right. Yo, your roster.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Yeah, your roster. You've seen my roster, so you know. Yes. Equal opportunity. Let's give it a run. Little niggas, let's give them a run. Athletic niggas, give them a shot. Throw one white guy in there. Give it a fucking shot. Can't say we it a fucking shot can't say we didn't
Starting point is 00:18:26 try can't say we didn't try it's been like this no it's been like this you don't discriminate but this been your relationships and i'm my eye look at my eyes and just they're heightened everything bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam yeah you dated a regular nigga a regular face nigga and i was like no this is so funny you dated and regular nigga, a regular face nigga. And I was like, no, this is so funny. You dated, and I remember when you started dating this regular face, because I'm used to you being like niggas that get jobs at BET type of shit. You know, these niggas got abs and shit. I saw this nigga's stomach and his regular ass face.
Starting point is 00:18:58 I'm like, that could have been me, but you be playing. I'm like this. Not in that type of way, but I'm like this. I'm like playing. I'm like this. Not in that type of way, but I'm like this. I'm like this. I'm like this. Really? Sticking with it. We got the same shoe size.
Starting point is 00:19:13 We got the same shoe size. As you know, it's not about, I mean, it is about the physical, but I think, you know, I'm stimulated by intellect, humor, money, you know, all the variables. How much? Yo, money. How much? And I know there's going to be
Starting point is 00:19:30 some women listening right now. What about the dick? Fuck that kitchen. What that dick do? I mean, I understand. I heard your dick was trash. What? I'm going to Angela.
Starting point is 00:19:43 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not what you said. That's what the streets are saying. The streets not saying my dick is trash. Who said that? Who said that? Don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:53 The streets are... Okay, this is what it was. This is what Angela Yee said. I was doing her show Lip Service, right? And they do a segment, Trash Something. Like, have you ever had trash dick? Right? And i was honest i've had occasions where i know it was probably trash i wasn't on didn't get enough rest wasn't
Starting point is 00:20:14 on my game maybe uh not connected with somebody because that's a big deal yeah i'm saying you could just smash but like the best smash the best smash is when you 100 mentally connected and going back to what you said whatever and like this that's what people understand because some people could you could like date somebody whatever and then somebody may say something crazy like i don't see what she's seeing him i don't see what he's i don't see what he's seeing her right and and that's usually because of your outer looks. But then you can connect with somebody. I done had some regular-faced chicks.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Yeah, I know. I had some regular-faced chicks that fire. But you're stimulated by ambition, intellect. Motivation. Motivation. Inspiration. Inspiration, yeah. And what that mouth do. It's not that important. When. Inspiration, yeah. And what that mouth do is a part.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It's not that important. When I was younger, it was like what that mouth do. Yeah. Getting back to the point I was trying to make with you, and I don't want to be overly graphic with this or anything. Like, what are, let's say, what would be the top three things that you find necessary or attractive in a relationship. Sex?
Starting point is 00:21:29 Well, sex. I think sex is very important. Let's not act like it's not. I never act like it's not. You try to act like it's not. It's very important. And I say this to you all the time. I think vagina is overrated.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Because at the point that I'm at, and I think we both are, is that it's so much more than that. And I know you like to get your dick sucked every now and then whoa you said it yo time out yo time out it's not everything yo you're my daughter you're my daughter i've never seen yo you said it no i just know you, Donovan. I'm fellatio. That's what it's called. Okay, fellatio. But I think right now where I'm at in my life.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Slow down. The most important thing. Slow down. I can't believe you just said that. Okay, that's what you said. That's what we said. That's what you said. We want to be real, real.
Starting point is 00:22:22 We want to be real, real. Real, real. You want to. I'm real? We want to be real, real? Real, real? You want to... I'm not going to say that. Wait, wait. No. You want to be the realest real? All right.
Starting point is 00:22:30 You say I'm like fellatio, right? This is about to be the realest shit I'll say. You like to get your ass aced, son. Yo. Yo, you and Charlamagne got something in common. That was back in the day. Just you want to be real. That was back in the day. Yo, all right.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I. Oh. That was back in the day. But let me finish. No, how do you follow that? I'm just saying. She like to get her ass ate. Oh, my God. She like to get her ass ate. That was back in the day. But let me finish. No, how do you follow that? I'm just saying. She like to get her ass ate. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:07 She like to get her ass ate. That was back in the day. Okay. Okay, so it's a new time. It's a new time. There's so much out there right now. How do you first know? Yo, I got a question.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I got a question. You can get Corona through oral. That's what they're saying. What? Yeah, you can get the coronavirus. Yes. Yes, you can. But you know what? I get the coronavirus yes yes you can but you know what i mean you know yeah but you know what then that's like right right now ain't nobody trying to ain't nobody smashing outside their smash zone right you know i'm saying like
Starting point is 00:23:35 being introduced to somebody right i mean this would should apply to anything but being like like now it's like who is out like trying to be around like new faces and to be like entertained i mean but think about someone that's been quarantined since you right you know what people are getting tired you know what's so funny? This is a very funny story. We've been doing these shows at the Waring. Am I pronouncing it right? Waring Pavilion. Waring Pavilion. It's a dope place for weddings and all this stuff. Right?
Starting point is 00:24:17 And, you know, people have been coming in and out of our bubble. Executives, superstars in comedy, whatever. And it's so interesting that you say that because we've been in our bubble. Like, this is like, it's almost like normal. You know what I mean? Being around, like, some people that we know with no mask on in a private zone. It's like normal for us. But the craziest feeling in the world is when
Starting point is 00:24:45 people first come here because the situation is so tight and what they're doing and I can't say it enough there's safety things that are put into place mm-hmm the safety measures are beyond it's our beyond and to the extent of first time I came out here, they private jet coming in. And then when you're at the airport, motherfuckers just greet you like Dave, Radio Raheem, Elaine. They're like, hey.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Everybody got cars. They got motorcycles. And it's like a parade. We're like, yeah. And we drive through town, maybe two miles or whatever. You see the cornfields and stuff. That was amazing. It was incredible.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And when you first land, you're like, yay. And we're like, yeah, but you got to go to testing. Testing is like two miles away. And then, you know, you go to the bed and breakfast where they have the testing facility set up. You get tested and you wait and you see what your status is. It's a celebration. When I went back to L. to la to get awesome when i came back we landed right private jet land i'm looking around like where's everybody
Starting point is 00:25:53 yo i'm like where's desolate yo it was where's like where's everybody you know i mean like where's the parade where's the parade yeah i'm like where is the parade you Where's the parade? Yeah, I'm like, where is the parade? You know, it's like, we ain't getting no vroom, vroom, vroom. I'm like, where's the parade? So we get off the plane. And they should really name this airport Chappelle International. I think he's the only one that uses this. And it's, like, easy to find out when he's in town or coming back. It's like, the fucking G5 is on the runway.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Ain't no more tractors behind that shit. Right. So we usually would get and i was like actually i was like where the cars he was like there's no cars i'm like get cena on the phone i'm like casino don't make no mistakes right i'm like i'm like this must not be what's happening right where's our cars we can't get cars austin is here we need a car yeah car seat ready and then when i go to the airport I'm like yeah we got to go to test and the test is right there they moved it they moved that shit for me why is it me I didn't test it negative like 32 times you just got a don't trust
Starting point is 00:26:55 face oh my god we don't know where your hands been nigga we don't know where your ass been since you would stop it. Leave me alone, sir. So. My bad. No, it's all good. You know what? Here's the thing. We can roast.
Starting point is 00:27:15 We can have fun. And you so happy. You feel so good. You get this out. You like, I know on the inside, you like, yeah, I told y'all. I'm going to get them. Y'all can't say nothing. I know you've been talking to your little punk ass friends. He need to let you talk. He act like you ain't I told y'all. I'm going to get him. Y'all don't got to say nothing. I know you've been talking to your little punk ass friends.
Starting point is 00:27:26 He need to let you talk. He act like you ain't funny. You funny too. Why don't he let you talk? You got jokes. He think he the only one with jokes. Tell that nigga to shut the fuck up. We Jafantas.
Starting point is 00:27:36 We Jafantas. We Jafantas. I'm a Jafanta too. You know? But, and then you go, like, immediately you get tested. And then you go like immediately you get tested and then you you go for me it's like you know it's like it's always going to be a concern but i feel like you know the bubble we've been in and how we've been moving and whatever the chances of you never know what can happen but i know that the chances are a lot slimmer than just you know doing like reckless shit
Starting point is 00:28:06 but with that said it's that feeling it's the look I've seen it on everybody that look of like like when Jon Stewart first came for the first time he looked like a ghost cause I think he had been quarantined for four months
Starting point is 00:28:22 and he was like he had the M95 you know like the one you know he had been quarantined for four months and he was like he had the m95 you know like the the one you you know he had he had yeah and it was like it's crazy like you get tested and didn't that's the people you're around and you like you are overwhelmed like Robbie Pro from Netflix he came to the show the other night right and he's the one guy that basically says, this is your special. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Right? I saw him in the green room and the look on his face to not only, like, just, because he's usually an asshole. In his position,
Starting point is 00:29:08 he has to be an asshole. You know what I'm saying? Even to the tune of for years, I've been around him and I've been ripping on shows, whatever. They gave me the Netflix Degenerate joint. And I remember one time I was somewhere
Starting point is 00:29:22 and I said, what do I need to do to give myself an opportunity to, you know? And he looked at me and he said, Donnell, you're one of the funniest guys I know, right? I know you work. He said, but you got to realize we tell people no every day. And I was like, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I said, but now I got to check off. You still got to keep giving the motherfucker a reason where he can't say no. Right. You know what I'm saying? It can't be like, oh, you got to be like, all right, I understand what you're saying. But something has to go where you just can't say no. And my opinion of that in this situation is keep going hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:05 Just keep going hard. And you can't get frustrated. You this situation is keep going hard. Yeah. Just keep going hard. And you can't get frustrated. You got to just keep going hard. Like, okay, he said, no, fuck that. I got to go harder. What can I do to improve in different areas? That improvement might not even be on the stage. That improvement might be fans.
Starting point is 00:30:21 You know? Yeah. How, as they say, relevant you are. Where are you at you know are you staying on in people's minds are you continuing to be funny on your platforms are you still just now hey austin are you what are you doing for your brand and yesterday he came and i know i'm getting off but i'll get back you'll get me back on track but yesterday um when he came, and I know I'm getting off, but I'll get back. You'll get me back on track. But yesterday, when he came to the show, the show was with Jon Stewart, Malamor, Michelle Wolf, Dave Chappelle. Austin, I can't.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Austin, wait. Austin, you want to come over here? Go over there. Go over there. Go over there. Go over to the pretty section. I'm getting shot in 1081. Yo, she gets shot in 4K, Austin.
Starting point is 00:31:03 She looks pretty. All right. 81 yo she gets shot in 4k austin she looks pretty in that all right so and i had a show where i don't know if they'll continue to say no but there has to be some conversation yeah i was there i don't know i was there and i i don't i'm not afraid to say it again you've been consistently ripping the stage every time you get on like even on your worst day it was the best day and you know like just the amount of energy you bring to the show the amount of rawness but also keeping it real like you're you're very present in your your your set and i enjoy it and you know i know these i these jokes. I know. I know. All the shows you've seen, right?
Starting point is 00:31:45 I'm like this. I'm waiting for the day. Yeah, you never have done it. Like, yeah, I'm going to sit out the show. You know what I'm saying? But there's something to be said about that. Consistency. And I feel so...
Starting point is 00:31:57 Hey, Austin, say something. You going to talk? How do you like being out here? Huh? How do you like it? Tell me. Nothing. Do you like it? Nothing you do you like it so what's the fun part about being in Yellow Springs nothing okay Arson you're gonna
Starting point is 00:32:13 contribute to the conversation or not all right whenever can you tell everybody your YouTube channel so they can follow you what's your channel talk to the mic talk to the mic what. Say it louder. Say what? Austin and the rainbow. So Austin, how have you liked summer vacation and daddy time? How have you liked it? You like it?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Say something. Come on. I know you dreamt before. What do you like about it? Sit right here. I like that we could travel. You what? I like that we travel. You like that we travel?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Did you like the river? How was the river? Talk about your experience at the river. It's not good. It's not good? Are you a river ninja? Not good? You had a great time at the river.
Starting point is 00:33:08 I'm a beach ninja. You a beach ninja? Oh, you a beach ninja. Okay. I thought you was a river ninja. You told me you was a river ninja. You switched it up? You switched it up?
Starting point is 00:33:19 You too Hollywood, man. So where are you? Tell everybody where you are right now. I'm at Yellow Springs. What? Yellow Springs. Yellow Strings? Yellow Springs. Yellow Springs? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:32 How do you like Yellow Springs? It's a good place, right? It is? Okay, you're going to be silly, you're going to talk because I'm working now. Do you want to work with me or do you want to play? I want to play. You want to play. All right. Okay, let me get back to my story i gotta tell this story i'll come right back you check you out all right all right do it again when you first come to yellow springs from being quarantined for months and months, you may be a little nervous.
Starting point is 00:34:06 At times you're nervous. You don't know who to trust. Hit it again, Austin. You don't know who to touch. Hit it again, Austin. But you know you're negative. Hit it once more, Austin. Okay, that's enough, Austin. When I saw
Starting point is 00:34:25 Robbie Praw from Netflix, he had to look in his face like, I've been quarantined for four months and now is my chance to be gay. Don't let that... It didn't work? You didn't like it? You didn't like it?
Starting point is 00:34:41 I must say, whenever someone new comes to town, it seems like they either go two ways. Like, they have... Oh, yeah, that's... They get nervous, but then they have anxiety. Yeah. Like, even when my brother came, I never seen him... I never seen him in a crowd look so scared.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah. Oh, there? Oh, I know. Because you're like, oh, my God. Like, I'm around people? Ow! That's what my son did. Don't shoot.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yo, don't shoot. Austin, that's too loud. No, don't go. Don't do that. But listen, it's a weird feeling. It's a weird feeling. But then you get comfortable. And to the tune of, all right, no more, Austin.
Starting point is 00:35:20 To the tune of, now we're starting to get, Austin, you've got to listen to me. To the tune of, now we're starting to get, Austin, you've got to listen to me. To the tune of repeat people. Common and Tiffany Haddish came back. They were here like almost a month ago or three weeks ago. They came back. John Stewart was like a month ago. They came back. Tiffany came back looking brand new.
Starting point is 00:35:40 And then me and Stewart was, Tiffany came back looking like Common. They got the same vibe. Oh, no. Oh, no. oh, no. Austin, what you doing? Oh, I can't hear myself. Hold on. Okay. Hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah, so they came back. Angela Yee said she wants to come back. It's just a good feeling. And for me, the first five weeks I was here, I was having the time of my life. Got to work, got to be with you, be with my friends, a community that loves me. Yellow Spring, I'm really diving into the old, the old shit. I'm sold. It makes you not want to go back to LA.
Starting point is 00:36:15 It makes you not want to go back. But for me, it was one thing that was missing through me during the summer camp was him yeah you know it was like it's almost like having fun and enjoying the summer the way i was it felt weird not having him have the similar experience so me going back to la to get this crazy one right here was the best thing and he kept on saying i want to do daddy sun time can we go on an airplane and we came on an airplane on a private on a private jet sun came through hard sun came through hard man and i think the first time austin the first time that uh we um we got a sponsor was here.
Starting point is 00:37:09 And our first sponsor, if I'm not mistaken, no, I'm sure it was. Raycon. Raycon earbuds. You know, and I'll tell you, there's a lot of reasons why I appreciate
Starting point is 00:37:22 the earbuds. One, they were free. course they were free and i wanted to really test the quality of it like how dope is it right and they sound good but here's the thing and i know they don't promote this and i wouldn't try to tell anybody encourage anybody do this but we went to go wash clothes right and you said you left your uh your earbuds in your clothes i was like it's gone because i've had some buds before wet wrap yeah i was like there's no way that these things are gonna still work right after going through a wash cycle didn't go through the dry cycle it didn't go no i i caught it before on the watch on the wash cycle the buds still And I was like this. I don't know if you say look at God for a product, but I was like, look at God. I was sold.
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Starting point is 00:39:10 Buyraycon.com slash ashy. Thank you so much. We're so excited to have you. Austin, go get your phone. Go get your phone. I want to see your page. I love you, man. Tell all your fans you'll talk to them later.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Look. Look right here. Tell them. I love you. What? Okay. All right. I love you. I'm so. Look right here. Tell them. Bye, Austin. What? Okay. All right. I love you.
Starting point is 00:39:27 I'm so happy you're here. All right. Bye, Austin. It feels good, though, being able to, like, just experiencing this moment in time. And you're having so much fun. You want your loved ones to, like, see this. Because it's like you can't explain it. They have to be here to feel the experience.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Did I read? You know I need glass. Did I read the ad right? Yeah. What does that say? Oh, my God! Why did you do that? What?
Starting point is 00:39:52 What? What? What? Oh, my God, Donnell. I fucking hate you. Okay, what? What just happened? You know I can't look at holes.
Starting point is 00:40:03 I have tryphobia. Tryphobia? Yeah, it's a disease. What is it? It's a ph holes. I have tryphobia. Tryphobia? Yeah, it's a disease. It's a phobia. I can't look at holes. Like, you're an asshole. You can't look at holes. You're an asshole.
Starting point is 00:40:13 But somebody can look at your hole. No, it's like... Can somebody... Tryphobia. Can a person with tryphobia eat ass? Oh, my God. If you tryphobia, can you eat ass? Donnell is such an asshole.
Starting point is 00:40:26 No. Okay. I'm sorry. You know, because now all I can do is think about the pattern. Okay. First off, I didn't even know. First off, I'm sorry. I didn't know about tryphobia.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I didn't know about tryphobia. Okay. Mo found out. I didn't know. I heard something said. Mo found out. I didn't know. I heard something said you're allergic to holes or whatever, right? It's not like an allergy. It's a reaction to certain patterns and specifically holes in a cluster. Well, I'm going to tell you.
Starting point is 00:40:54 I had a drink. When I heard you over, I kind of overheard you talk about it. And I think Mo said, Javante don't like holes. I thought, I was like, I don't like holes either. We don't love these holes. Right right I didn't know what it was and you know being their father figure whatever you know you want to pick and most sent me a picture of these new pair yeezys he has and he got a lot of holes in he said showed your fan to this picture right and I was like for what I didn't know what what is it called well I can't even say it because honestly.
Starting point is 00:41:25 Oh, what was that? Austin! He got the snap. Oh my God. Yo, this dude. Sounded like a drive-by. Yo, and Mo told me to show you the picture. And I just thought it was a joke.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I didn't know that's really. No, it's a real thing. What can you do to, is there anything to get over? No, like you, I can't even Google. I can't even think of the word, but when I think of it, a real thing. What can you do to, is there anything to get over? No, like you, I can't even Google, I can't even think of the word, but because when I think of it, I see it. But if you Google it, there's tests, and you can look, you take the test, and you scroll through, and it shows you a various amount of pictures with holes,
Starting point is 00:41:58 and you can tell right away if you have it or not, because you'll react to it immediately. And I know. And the fact that you can look at that photo and do that to me means that you're good like it's not gonna bother you yeah but that's crazy i didn't you still shaking yeah like it makes me fucking there's a skittles commercial that like um the skittles pop out of i don't know if you've ever seen it's a very popular skittles commercial and it's this um boy and he has skittles coming out of his skin i cannot watch that like i'll there's time was in a restaurant and there were holes in the wall. I couldn't stay there. I had to leave I'm sorry, dude. I've been now you have people are gonna start sending me that shit
Starting point is 00:42:33 Now that everybody knows I'm sorry, but it was fun for me. I know I was fun for me I know you were very upset about it. I don't I didn't know was a real serious thing I was like ain't nobody scared of no goddamn. It's not really scarce It's just really scary. It's just like when you get the heebie-jeebies. They had a TV show about this, right? Did they have a TV show? No, I don't know. Maybe they've covered it.
Starting point is 00:42:51 But it's like heebie-jeebies times 1,000. Think about if you've seen something that makes your skin crawl. Right. It's escalated. It's so bad. And I know I'm evil, but I could not wait. Because I knew. He was like, now he's going to try.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Mo was like, do it on the podcast. Right? And I wanted to do it. Right? But he was like now he's going to try to do it on the podcast right and I wanted to do it right but I was like she's going to figure it out but I'm so glad I did not I didn't see it coming at all I know you didn't so you're going to keep scratching yourself I'm going to it's going to go away I just got to stop thinking about the photo
Starting point is 00:43:19 Austin stop trying to ruin the podcast he's up there trying to distract us but going back to him coming here. I'm going to get you back. I know you will. I know you're going to figure it out. And I'll say that I deserve it. But that feeling of when people first come here, get into this fucking bubble.
Starting point is 00:43:40 It's amazing. The shows have been so dope. But just a funny thing. And there's haters all over the place, right? As much as this has been great for the community, people are starting to travel different places. How do I get a ticket? And you think this is a beautiful thing going on during a pandemic
Starting point is 00:44:05 when people want to go out, they want to do stuff. You always got haters. Like, people may not know how close it was to this operation being shut down because of a couple of people that are probably a cornfield away thinking it's disrupting their life. You know, they to the tune of they tried to shut down. I don't know who started. They tried to shut down. They had to have a town hall meeting.
Starting point is 00:44:40 A Zoom. Austin, if you want attention, you can come and be on the podcast. OK, if you want attention, I know come and be on the podcast. Okay? If you want attention, I know what you're doing. I did it myself at your age. So if you want to participate, you can come participate. Okay? If you don't want to participate, don't disrupt.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Oops. Exactly. Exactly. You need to fucking drop it. I know people listening to this like, I know this River Ninja is not going to say don't disrupt. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like father, like son.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Oh, my God. The apple don't fall far from the tree. So what was I saying? The apple don't fall far from the tree. See, this is what I do to people when he just did. Exactly. All right. Exactly. But I was, what was I saying? We're talking about the town hall meeting. See, this is what I do to people when he just did. Exactly. All right. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:45:25 But I was, what was I saying? We were talking about the town hall meeting. Oh, yeah, the town hall meeting. Everyone got upset. They had a town hall meeting. I posted on my Instagram. Like, it was so interesting because I'm like, I can't believe this. I'm thinking about, like, kind of selfish like this.
Starting point is 00:45:42 It's all about the entertainment but i do understand that there's people that had a regular lifestyle a regular schedule of what they did but the town meeting was interesting because they kept on saying like and then late at night it's we hear a lot of loud music like a lot a lot of loud music and profanity coming from the cornfields, right? And I was like, wait a minute. I'm like, at what time? I'm saying to myself, look, I'm saying to myself, at what time? And then come to find out, it's the time that I go on. Yeah, you're the only one.
Starting point is 00:46:23 I know. I didn't realize that. They'd be like, yeah, and then it gets really loud. Yeah, Donald's the turn-up comedian. You're set. Why am I going to... I understand whispering in church,
Starting point is 00:46:36 whispering at a funeral, but who the fuck needs to whisper in a cornfield? And then I'm so excited because I know that these people traveled for this moment. Like these people aren't like we gave away free tickets. It's like one of the most hardest tickets. It's like one of the hardest tickets to get.
Starting point is 00:46:57 So every time that I go on that stage, I'm going in there trying to give them the best show possible. Whatever I'm dealing with emotionally or if I'm in a tiff with you or baby mama drama or whatever, when I go to perform, I block it all the fuck out. You know, I mean, these people really come to be entertained. Again, you still got to think about the neighbors or whatever. But I just feel like I'm just loud. Yeah. I'm in a goddamn cornfield. Yeah, but you're loud in general.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Period. And I remember these audiences are so goddamn dope. We had a couple of dates that was rescheduled because of rain. Because Ohio weather is kind of tough to predict. It might be raining for two minutes, then stops. 15-minute stops is off and on. And they were like, we got to start the show early tough to predict it might be raining then trading for two minutes and stops 15 minutes stops off and on and um we they were like this we got to start the show early because we got to make sure we get everybody on john is going on and then we're expecting bad weather right and i literally
Starting point is 00:47:55 went on stage and it started raining it started raining and i did 15 minutes right and well you tried to do 10 but but you went over. I went over a little bit. Didn't you have a bet? No, the bet was because Louis C.K. was in the green room, right? So they were all like, stick to your time, stick to your time. And then. Well, you got to get back to it.
Starting point is 00:48:19 You never stick to your time. That's the back story, right? No, no, not that. No, they just think here's here's a complaint he goes a little long but here's a little long no i don't go crazy maybe like three or four minutes past it past my time whatever but here's the thing this is my feeling javanta these people are paying a lot of money for these tickets yeah they're going to the extreme for these tickets they're traveling they're booking
Starting point is 00:48:45 hotels in this ticket and i know and i'm not i don't run i don't not disrespectful but i'm like 10 minutes of me it's not fair yeah you know i mean it's like it's not fair it's not me being disrespectful but if i go to twitter 13 you better believe that it's not at a low it's rip it yeah it's rip it. Yeah. It's rip it. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, these, okay. The bet was that day everybody had to, had an extra amount of comics on joint. And it was like, the day was like this 10 minutes, Donnell.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And I knew it was serious because Dave never says 10 minutes. Cena's always like, he get his flash like 10 minutes. He was like 10 minutes, Donnell, the rain, everything's a factor. Louis CK and him in the back and everybody making fun of me they're like yeah then louis had a because i had a shirt on to represent dave's a special 846 the shirt was made by voodoo and the shirt is just simple 846 so louis ck looks at my shirt and say, why don't you try doing the time on your shirt? Right? And everybody's like,
Starting point is 00:49:50 oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. And I'm like, this really nigga. I was like, here's now I'm going,
Starting point is 00:49:55 I'm, I'm, I'm into my feelings right now. I'm like, nigga, it don't matter how much time they give me. I'm a murder that time. Regardless. Yeah. Donna, a murder that time. Regardless.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Donna, you get two minutes. Guess what? Back, back, back. Four, back, back, back. And I've considered it to be a challenge. I said, you know what? How dope would it be if I end my set at 8.46? So I'm banging them and I'm talking about the river.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I love the river right now. I love the river right now. I even love it more because Austin's experience. He's my little river ninja. So I'm like, yo, you can show them, you can rock anyway. So I said, Cena, give me a countdown at 8, at 8 20. Right? I said, I'm gonna bang it.
Starting point is 00:50:40 And I'm at 8 20 and I'm like, okay, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I knew I had to tell a story about the town hall meeting and the reason why I had to tell a story about the town hall meeting because as much as people were very supportive of us continuing it you know people made some good points people were writing in the calls were great it was some
Starting point is 00:50:58 motherfuckers just wanted to get a shout out yo I'm from Brooklyn nigga I just want to say keep the fields open you know all that was going on. And we heard from every voice. But it was one voice that was missing. One voice that we had to hear from. And that voice was the person that literally has spent a lifetime in Yellow Springs.
Starting point is 00:51:23 That one person that the entire community knows. That person, I would say, would have to be 70 or 80 years old. It was one voice that was missing. And that voice called. And I knew I had to share the story. When I was on stage at 820, I had to share the story because this lady reminded me of Katharine Hepburn. She had this shaky-ass voice, right?
Starting point is 00:51:52 And I was talking to Dave about it, and I was like, I'm going to talk about it. And at 820, I was like, fuck! I forgot to talk. Then I was like, okay, what did I talk about? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I did an impression of her, right? And this was her voice.
Starting point is 00:52:04 She said, this was so powerful we listening to it on the phone she said she said I I'm shaking because I know she had to be like this right she said I live 1200 she said I live 1200 feet from the pavilion and I this was her voice she was like and I have no complaints she said she said I she said I have no complaints and in the way the world is, it's good for us to be able to laugh and enjoy. Now, maybe this was pretty much the heart of the conversation. It's worth worth, I'm not sure. And she said, I live.
Starting point is 00:52:58 And I was waiting because you know I do a joke that ends with black cop. Yeah. Black cop. It's a joke. It's a rock star joke. It's like, black cop. Yeah, yeah. I turned into a rock star. with Black Cop. It's a joke. A rock star joke. It's like, Black Cop. Yeah, you. I turned into a rock star. Yeah, you. Then I asked a white chick, have you ever had
Starting point is 00:53:12 B.C.? They be like, what? And I'm like, Black Cop. Black Cop. Black! You know, like, that's like, it's an old bit, but it's almost like going to see Bruce Springsteen and Born in the USA. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:25 You got to do it. You got to do it. I hate it. But people, like, they do the rock guy. And it's so awful now that in our community, everywhere we go, wherever we go, we go canoe. And it was like, we're about to get a canoe. Yeah, canoe.
Starting point is 00:53:43 I need an oar yeah oar like they just I'm like Dave why you keep doing this he said it's a funny bit it's a funny bit it's like yeah you so we got it said I'm at 820 I started doing an impression
Starting point is 00:53:58 and I was just waiting for her I would have fell out and she was like if she would have said I hear black cock all night I live 1200 feet from black cock but I really believe that that one singular voice just really represented Austin we're gonna say bye soon you want to come over here I really believed it that one it was like it was like a mic drop mm-hmm and what's so dope about it was like I even talked about it the next day
Starting point is 00:54:37 I was like we had to fight to try to make people feel good yeah but you got to be respectful to how people live, whatever. But it just was like, it would have been awful if it would have stopped. And I know eventually it's going to stop. But it's like, like right now, it's like, I want to just keep giving, keep giving to this community of Ohio, to Yellow Springs, to my friends, to my family. Like, like this what we're doing right now man and I know people like you keep I post a lot on the Instagram about it because it's a beautiful thing how it's making people feel like even on my
Starting point is 00:55:16 Instagram the comments it's people that live here in Ohio that have been reintroduced to Ohio. Because so often we could be in a place where we can get the most experience, the best culture, and we don't take advantage of it. When I lived in New York, so many of my friends that I knew that were born and raised in Brooklyn, and this is tragic, that have never been to Manhattan. My dad stays in Brooklyn. Never goes?
Starting point is 00:55:47 I think I had a show in Manhattan, and he came to Manhattan. But he doesn't have to go to Manhattan. He just doesn't want to bother with it. I know people that haven't been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building, and they're from Brooklyn. It's so strange to me because then when you go, like you live like a train away, $2 away. And then when you go to like live like a train away two dollars away and then when you
Starting point is 00:56:05 go to like time square in those places right there you see people that they're like they look around like all in my life i wanted to be here yeah i'm like i don't even know if i'd ever go back to that the feeling of being down in time square right and looking up and everything we definitely take advantage because we lived there it's. It's like, oh, I'm going to Times Square. Yeah. But, damn, will we ever get back to being able to enjoy things the way we used to? I think so. I think it starts, as you said, like the local Ohioans. Ohioans? Oh, there's no O-H? I- so. I think it starts, as you said, like the local Ohioans. Ohioans? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:48 O-H? I-O. I think it starts there. Like, if I live in Dayton and I haven't been to Yellow Springs, best believe if I see the experience that's going on right now, I'm taking a trip to Yellow Springs. So it starts within your community and yourself. And it feels like it's so weird because people are like,
Starting point is 00:57:04 yo, thank you for, like, a light on our state or whatever. And just like, thank you. And I'm like, thank you. Another day, because for Dave to have a jet come in from L.A. to Ohio for my son's first. No, he's been here before. But to come in here and share this experience. And this was so dope about Austin being here.
Starting point is 00:57:33 One of his closest friends, his little friend, his name is Ash. Ashton. Ash is so cute. And Ash. That's his mans. That's his mans. Right? He didn't know that Ash was going to be on the jet.
Starting point is 00:57:46 I didn't want to tell him. So we get to the jet. We get there. And I was like, Austin, I got a surprise. He was like, what? I said, come here. He saw Ash. He said, who?
Starting point is 00:57:57 Ash. And then Ash said, Austin. And I'm going to tell you, that's one of his closest dudes in LA. And I'm so happy that it happened like that. Because when I was here prior to bringing Austin, it was a time where Ash was here. And it was tearing me up because he would always see me and say, Austin!
Starting point is 00:58:18 And I'm like, it's just me. He looked at me like, this reverend nigga. Nobody tripped off you. Yeah, get him out of here. So that was the first part that was great, that they had to have that. They got to have that experience of traveling together on a jet. And it ain't like trying to boat.
Starting point is 00:58:36 It just was a great experience. You know what I'm saying? Like, they playing and shit. And then another one of his mans, Ace, and his dad is a good friend of mine. I flew them out, so Ace, his awesome other, just how gay my dad is, just how sweet my dad is. Fuck Dino Dad, do it.
Starting point is 00:59:02 We land, and before we get tested and everything, and they hit my boy, I was like, they gonna test the kid? Hell yeah, nigga, I ain't no dad, do it. We land, and before we get tested and everything, and they hit my boy. I was like, they're going to test the kid? Hell yeah, nigga. I ain't going to be the one to crack the bubble. Y'all are going to be like, Austin Ovi and give everybody the rona. They can go over there.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Everybody get tested. Yeah, everybody get tested. So when we land, Austin looks out the window, and he's like, Aisle! And Aisle is waving like this. That was a sweet moment. Yo, let me tell you. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:59:30 Sweet moment. The joint lands. You see a couple of your friends. He see his mans. The motherfucking jet door slides down. First dude off the plane is Austin. Right? Yeah. First dude off the plane is Austin right yeah first dude off the plane is Austin he trying to he think he cool he's trying to act like he tripping I'm like nigga don't even try you about to run around this whole airport so he gets off the plane and then he gets off him
Starting point is 01:00:00 then Ash comes and then Ace is there and they just running around in the circles and shit, right? And I'm like, yeah, I might want to chill off that running. You know what I'm saying? Because can't fuck the bubble up. Yeah. You know, and that was really a – I know some people are like, how would you – but that's how serious it is. It's like, yeah, I know it's your son and the likelihood
Starting point is 01:00:26 of him and blah blah blah and as a kid and everything but it's still protocol you still have to maintain protocol and i wasn't nervous for myself because i was just tested i was like what if this i'm like whatever aust Austin come up here and bust a bubble? Yeah, we would have been able to go right back home. And I know pretty sure that things would have been okay. But it just, man, I was worried about that one the most. Because I'm like, the things that I have planned for him, the things I have planned for him,
Starting point is 01:01:03 the experiences that we're about to do, I'm like, we've been talking about it. I want to do Daddy sometime. I know I'm taking him to the river. I know he going to the river. I know he going to play kickball. I know he going to run in acres. And I'm like, I could take a quarantine,
Starting point is 01:01:22 but it would just like, it would have been just too painful. And once we fucking cleared once we cleared I just had this relief I was like now I'm gonna give him the best memories I can give him and another thing that inspired me about that Javanta because I on two hands, I can tell you how many dope memories I have of my dad. I'm not shitting on anything. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:01:51 He chose a lifestyle that kept him away from his. He did a lot of bids. Love him. I remember one particular time he rented an RV and had my aunt take us from D.C. to North Carolina. And we went crabbing, went to the beach. And I remember that story. That's my number one story.
Starting point is 01:02:07 But then I only got like 10 stories. And I said to myself, man, I'm going to give this little dude mad stories. I'm like, I'm going to give him mad stories. And as fucked up as this summer could have been, and I tell Dave, I told him, I said, thank you, bro.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I said, you saved the summer. And this is the type of dude, Davis, he said, we saved the summer. And I showed him, I've been showing him videos. He said, how's the little man doing? How's the little man doing? I said, how's he doing? He from Wallow Sprees. He said, I'm having the from Wallace Springs. He said,
Starting point is 01:02:45 I'm having the best time ever. He said, I'm a river, river boy now. And it was just one moment. Like he has friends here. It was just one moment.
Starting point is 01:02:53 This would, this is going to be go down as one of the, we were at Stacy's swimming pool and they got like backyard is like acres and it's mold.
Starting point is 01:03:02 And they're in the room. Yeah. And the kids, all the kids got mold and they're in the room yeah and the kids all the kids got together and they took their shoes off and they were just running in the fucking field like free yo shorts shirts off uh at him at him am i saying it right at him yeah you can't say adam you can't say adam hannah h Hannah will fuck you up. Adham. Adham.
Starting point is 01:03:27 And I was trying, my mouth don't used to say, I don't know how to say Adham. Adham. Adham. And then I thought about this. Yo, yo, yo, you tag me in that picture, Adham. Adham. Oh yeah. Adham.
Starting point is 01:03:38 That's how I do it. Adham. Yeah, Adham. Adham on. So the funny thing about it is all these dudes, you got this little Asian dude, little fucking Egypt white dude, little fucking black El Salvadorian. You got a black Mexican.
Starting point is 01:03:55 We got everything. Everything is there. And they, first off, they ran damn near Acre that way, then came back, and then they won the race. They didn't want to start right there. They had to go back over there and start all over. And I know this is my son, right? I know this is my son because he, the first one out the block,
Starting point is 01:04:16 on your mark, he gone. I'm like, you're going to get disqualified. But, man, in this moment, I'm'm gonna live with forever that race was the greatest race ever that race was the greatest race ever and that race made me feel like you know i noticed the corona out there but i was just completely not associated that's what this place does this place makes you feel like nothing else is happening in the world. And you know it is, and you don't want to disrespect it or whatever. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:48 And I'm saying this, man, is because, and I always encourage this with anybody, even with you, like, memories. We have to continue to make efforts to make memories. We got gotta try. Mm-hmm. Because it's gonna come a time, and this is when it's tested, the relationship you have with your kids and everybody.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Fat, loved, everybody. Everybody. This is the test right here. No, here's the test. The reason why you gotta make memories, because you don't wanna be that motherfucker in that hospital bed knowing it's over. And you don't have the motherfucking memories.
Starting point is 01:05:39 This is the Don Air Rollins show. You know, we've come a long way. We've argued. We've fought. And we find out new things about each other. Javanza made it clear that I like to get my dick sucked sometimes. And I made it perfectly clear that she used to get her ass ate. This is the Don Air Rollins Show with Javanza Rollins.
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