Donnell - Twerk, Wind & Fire

Episode Date: December 20, 2019

The heat between Donnell and Kate continues in Episode #005 and asks the question, to twerk or not to twerk....it’s a thin line between Ash & Kate! Special thanks to David Deery (@mfdaviddeery) --------------------------------------- Check out Donnell's upcoming tour dates coming to a city near you: http://www.donnellrawlings.com/whereisdonnellrawlings Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm out here in the street and I got somebody talking about the RZA podcast. Did I ruin the podcast? No, you made it better. How did I make it better? Because it was funny, because you was on it. What did I say that was, that you remember the most? I'm one of them fuckers, some motherfuckers care about plastic. I'm never going to be one of the motherfuckers that care about plastic. We don't give a fuck about plastic. We in Atlanta, we don't give a fuck about it. The Donnie Rollins Show, you got to subscribe to my shit, son.

Alright, well, Kate Quigley. Kate Quigley, yes. get fucked about it the donna roland show you gotta subscribe to my shit son okay quickly yes all right all right give me one topic to talk about i might use this as an intro for the next episode give me one topic or one not fuck the fuck the question what do you want me and k quickly talk about on the donna roland show i mean i don't know man, whatever come on top of your heads really what's gonna be Why you fix your hair I know you got more hair than me I tell me one thing you want me to talk about But the question is what is the topic you do for to do for the Don Air Rollins Show? I did not ruin business podcast. Damn, I'm getting old. Me too, I feel old as shit. You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning and you don't just jump out of bed and you let different parts of your body just gradually wake up.

One at a time. You know you want to be woke, but it's like my toes don't want to be woke yet. My knee don't want to be woke. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up. And you're like sending psychological cues to the parts of your body. I'm going to wake up. Toe. Come on. Knee. I'm going to wake up and you're like sending like psychological cues to the parts of your body I'm going to wake up

toe come on knee I'm going to wake up leg and after like about a 10 minute process your whole body is woke

but you still ain't got your ass up I feel old as shit I drink NyQuil every night to go to sleep that's like black people drinking lean

is NyQuil what's lean you don't know what lean is uh oh lean is a narcotic how do we explain this a narcotic narcotic what lean is lean is a combination and i've never done it i don't think lean is a combination of i think sprite soda cause can anybody help me anybody sprite soda cough syrup and for some help me? Anybody? Sprite soda, cough syrup, and for some

reason, you put lean in a styrofoam cup. That's all it is? Cough syrup and Sprite? Is that like scissor? It sounds like hooch. Yeah, scissor and lean is the same thing. I heard a scissor, that purple stuff. Yeah, and for some reason, I think it changes

a certain color, like a slime color. I don't know, but I've been starting to do NyQuil at night, it changes a certain color like a slime color i've been starting to do nyquil at night just like i drink like a big shot of nyquil i sleep so good that's why i think i've been sleeping in though like 18 hours that's not why you've been sleeping don't try to say that's why i don't know why don't first off you've been i sleep a lot first off first off first to fuck off first to fuck off don't even start no just let me get out of my system man get out of your system

first the fuck off oh boy you sleep a lot uh first of all no no no no just let me get

and I want to be clear oh boy and before we're about to go throw down again no we're not going to throw down we're not going to

throw down I'm not going to fight you no more because it's an unfair fight the reason why why is it unfair because you have a team of people that support you no matter what. You mean guys?

I don't have that. That's not true. The streets can't fuck with your fans. Yeah, my fans are awesome. Your fans are assholes. Your fans are assholes. And I'll explain why. Your fans, without knowing backgrounds or any stories, they already started to hashtag Team Kate.

Yeah, that's what's up. Translation for me, Team Hate. No, they love you. They don't love me. And what they are, and I thought about it over the weekend. I thought about what your fans are. They're caters. They're caters.

Like a cater? Instead of haters, they're caters. They're caters like a cater? yeah they're a cater instead of haters they're caters they're caters they're caters I like that they're caters I like that

and my folks are cater haters but they cater haters are don't matter what type of logic no what type of logic I use what type of

you don't use logic understandings that I create they rock with you anyway and they're assholes we only had that one time and I was just right they're women there are a lot of women

there are a lot of women out there and they rock with you because you inspire them for what I have no idea shut up I have no I have no idea they Shut up. I have no. Yes, you do. I have no idea. They love you, too.

But they not fair. They are so fair. They not fair. You're just talking about one thing. What? No, what I'm just saying. You're just talking about that one argument. No, it was one argument, but it just wouldn't stop.

I know. They wouldn't let it go. On the stream. I really like that. And they were about to drag me, and I've been drugged before. You've been drugged? Dragged. Why do you say that?

Dragged. You know what dragging is on social media, right? I know what dragging is. You ever been drugged? Drugged? Yeah, I have been bad. By who? That Waka Flocka video that I did.

Oh, my God. Did you ever see that? I saw it. So I did this video where I tried to twerk on Waka Flocka. That's where you went wrong. It was a joke, though. We set it up. That's where you went wrong. We set it up. That's where I saw it. So I did this video where I tried to twerk on Waka Flocka, but it was where you went wrong. It was a joke though. We said we went wrong.

We set it up. That's where no disrespect, no disrespect. I ain't disrespecting you. Kate. I'm saying no disrespect. And I'm not saying you got it. Nah, nah. You, you, you got a nice ass, right?

Thanks. Like I call it a swimsuit ass. You know what I'm saying? Reason why I look good in bikinis or anything like that. But like twerking, I don't know, son. I can't twerk at all. I don't know if you can pull that off. So that was a bad idea, but what happened?

That was the point. It was supposed to be bad. I said to Waka, I'm going to twerk on you, and you just look at me like I'm crazy and walk away. And he did. He did, but then the internet thought it was real. And oh my God. Do you know how mad? See, the internet was like this. See, that's why we don't be fucking with y'all white bitches.

That's what it was. Leave out men of law. No, you don't understand. Like, seriously, people were saying this is why. Soul such as came for you? People were calling me racist. People were saying I'm the reason Bill Cosby got accused of raping women. Like, people were so mad at me.

And I was hurt. I was actually hurt. But y'all white girls take down a lot of NFL players, so you can understand. Yo, you can understand. You can understand how some people in certain communities be like, mm-hmm, there she go. Can't we have nothing? We let them have Starbucks. We let them have gluten-free.

We let them have everything. Can we just keep our twerk? You're not wrong. But I wasn't sure. But you know what? What was the most hurtful? The most hurtful thing was my old friend who saw the video, went on his

podcast and said that I came off racist. Asian friend. What did he know? Nothing. He just saw the video and he was all judging. I was like, it was a joke. He said you came out racist just because you twerked? Yeah, because I twerked on him. Is it a law?

Well, I've seen some. There are some white. It's bad. Listen, I know that usually when you think about twerk, it's usually reserved for the African-American community. Is that true? For what I know, what the streets say. But that most famous twerk girl on Instagram is a white chick.

I forget her name. I haven't seen it. I've seen some when twerking goes wrong situations. I tried to learn. I took a class. Yeah, but you can't take a class. I took a class? You took a class for twerking?

Yeah, in Atlanta from this black girl. She was amazing. And how far did you get? I got better by the end of the day. I forget her name. She taught pole dancing and stuff, but I didn't, I didn't do,

I mean, I'm not very good at it. It's a really hard workout. You got to isolate your glutes. Can you clap it? Do you make it clap? I try, but it's hard,

but they said you don't have to have a big ass to do it. No, who the fuck said that? The girl that taught the class, her name's Callie Spell or something. I'll look her up, but she, she said you don't have to have a big ass.

It's just all about isolating the muscles. I'm talking about, okay, I'm just saying isolating the muscles. I know what you mean. Clap it. I'm talking. I know. If I lay down, it's easier. I know what it is.

You don't even know if it's an applaud break or the comedy show. I tried. I even had, she lit my butt on fire. What? Yeah, they put shaving cream on your butt. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You've done some crazy shit. You had to stare down with Joey Diaz's nuts.

I understand that. But they lit you. Wait a minute. Yeah. Wait a minute. Am I understanding that they lit your ass? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

And I don't want to be all judgy. No, it's true. But they lit your ass on fire. Yeah, because she said that you put shaving cream on it, then you light it on fire and the shaving cream, don't try this at home. I'm not saying to do it in case you get burned. Don't try this nowhere. Don't try this

at the club. But the shaving cream creates a layer of protection and then you're supposed to be able to twerk out the flames if you do it right. Man, I don't know. I done been in some strip clubs, and that twerk wind. You can feel it? No, you can smell it. No!

Shut up. You can not. Yo! What do you smell? You never been to a joint in Atlanta, son? Yo, let me explain something. No. Yo, I'm not going to say, yo, that twerk wind?

Yo, no, let me understand. Like,, yo, that twerk wind? Yo, no, let me understand. Like, I mean, that twerk wind. I never smelled it. No, you don't. Yo, that twerk wind is usually a combination of Febreze. And that twerk wind is Febreze. It's a musky Febreze. It smells like Febreze getting out of the car that had black ice

that's what twerk went smell like and I don't give a fuck I don't care how fine you are when that twerk went in yo you just turned to the ugliest bitch in that club is that for real?

you really can smell it this is real you're not joking around you're serious I never smelled it Is that for real? What, twerk win? You really can smell it. This is real. You're not joking around. You're serious. So you trying to tell me. I never smelled it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You want me to understand. So you've been to strip clubs before.

Yeah. I'm assuming. Only a couple. You went to, and you've never had a twerk, a twerk win hit. Uh-uh. They know when a twerk win, they know, they know. They know that twerk win hit. Because they go back, when they count their money, they be like, they know that twerk went hit because they go back when they count

their money they be like they stay they ain't shit out there we need for breathing they like these broke ass niggas out here uh-uh bitch your twerk win is at knots would you kid what is for how do you measure when no it's not it's not it's not when you're When your twerk win is hitting like 40 knots per hour, take the day off, bitch. Yo, how much money do you need? Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to try to experience twerk win next time. No, I mean, you don't want to experience twerk win.

I do now just to have said I tried it. Nah, we should ask George Perez. He works. I don't know if you want to try. I want to smell Twerkwind. I don't want to be a part of that no more. I just want to smell it. I've done that one.

It's so disrespectful. It's so disrespectful. I got to try it. It's like you smell it, you like this. How dare you? That'd be a good stripper name, Fabrizzi. That'd be my stripper name. What would my stripper name be? I was a stripper once.

You were not. Were you really a stripper? Why do you feel sound so like... Because I can't picture it. Okay. I want to see it. I'm going to tell you. This is a true story. I was a stripper for like

45 minutes. I was a male dad. This is the situation. Wait, professional? Let me tell a story. All right. God damn, stop interrupting the motherfucker.

Kata. Now I'm the interrupter? Please talk. Can I talk? Please do. We got some other shit to get to. Can we get cocktails in here? No, no drinking today.

Why not? No drinking today. Why? Because that's the reason why we had an argument the other day. No drinking today. The holidays are over. That's not we had an argument the other day. No drinking today. The holidays are over. That's not why.

No, they're not. It's December 18th. Focus on work. Do this for... Wait a minute. You're right. But listen. Focus on work, okay?

I am focused on work. Focus on work, all right? All right. Party's over. Why? Oh, damn. That is a good question. That's a good question. The party is never over on the never over on the donnell rolling show but you don't you talk about wake up you don't want to wake up i was a stripper

and here's the story i'll talk about how you fucking sleep too late later and i'll google the people i just work and i'll google the successful people that sleep in to three o'clock in the afternoon but back back to the story. Back to the story. Because I don't know any of them. I don't do that every day. I don't know any of them. I don't do it every day. It was my birthday weekend. Okay.

We didn't even celebrate my birthday on the show. Happy birthday to me. I wasn't here. Happy birthday. I gave you a goddamn present already. You gave me your face on the back of my phone. What's wrong with that? Every gift you give me has your face on it.

What's wrong with that? Are we a brand? My birthday present was a gift he got from someone else. Do you know how many people with that? Every gift you give me has your face on it. What's wrong with that? Are we a brand? My birthday present was a gift he got from someone else. Do you know how many people want that? Do you know how many people want that? Do you know how many people want that? The streets want that. Like eight people.

Oh, you're so disrespectful. Back to my job. You're so disrespectful. Talk about stripping. I really want to hear this. Oh, you're so fucking disrespectful. Talk about stripping. Years ago, when I was gangfully employed, I was, um, I used to

work security at a grocery store. Right? Don't laugh, but I was a lieutenant. A lieutenant? At a grocery store. Yes. There was like five groceries. I'm telling you the truth. Safeway Groceries or anybody, shout out to 270. What did you have to wear? I wore a goddamn lieutenant's outfit. I had the outfit on. We had the smoky

and the bear hats. And listen, I was head of security for like five different stores. Man, and I was serious about my job. I was serious

as shit about my job. I was so serious. Like from aisles five to 15, yo, it was a safe zone. You were a lieutenant. Yo,

I was a lieutenant at a grocery store. Five different stores but only aisles five to 15. Five different stores. What it was was five to 15. Five different stores. What it was was Safeway, the department store, they usually have rent-a-cops. What they said is they want to have their own inner police department or security force or whatever.

So they started from scratch. They had to do a training program. We had to design the outfits. We had to, I mean, the uniforms and stuff. It was like, I know it sounds crazy to you, but in a rent-a-cop world, I was part of the whole startup of it. It was the first time they did it because I was a police officer in the military. Yeah. So I got the job anyway.

You were part of outfit design? I was part of the whole. Did you pick the hat, the smoky, the bear hat? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but it is smoky, the bear hat? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but it is funny. Okay, go on. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to disrespect.

I respect your Safeway lieutenantship. Are you going to let me finish my motherfucking story? You paused. I asked a question. So what? If you pause, so what? It's the same shit. What are you, me?

Am I RZA right now? The audience has questions. Let Donnell speak. I asked you a question about your outfit. But don't be insulting with it. It's not insulting. Okay, so I was proud of this motherfucking job, all right? Yes.

Driving a motherfucking brand new Honda Accord. It just was on me. Drive-by guy with the booming system was playing in my motherfucking tape deck. So I had some guys that worked for me, a lot of guys that worked for me. And this one dude, he was a real male dancer on the weekends and shit,

and the bitches used to like him. They're like, oh, he be dancing? When can we come to any of your shows? And one night, we was going to go out just hanging out. We was just going to go out. So we going out. He said, yo, I'm trying to hang D,

but I got to go running to this spot real quick. Right? He was like, you got to do a little private show. I was like, all right, nigga, I'm going to stay in the car.

Right? So he was like, cool, I ain't going anywhere. You know, I ain't going to be, I can't be a roadie for a nigga slinging his dick. Right?

He be like, that's my man's. So, I'm waiting in the car. He leave. He like, that's my man's. So, um, I'm waiting in the car. He leave. He go, Gary, go do the dance. He come back. He say, I fucked up. I said, what happened? He said, I don't got my outfit. The motherfucker left his thong. Shut up.

Yo, this, I swear to God, he left this on my son's life. He left his thong. He was like, I gotta go back to the crib. He said, but I need to buy some time. He said, won't you go in there for a minute and hold me down, right? And I wasn't even a comedian yet. He was like, why don't you go down there and then hold me down, you know, whatever, make them laugh or whatever, right? And I was in there.

I wasn't trying to dance or that, right? I ain't had no outfit or nothing. So I'm in there making them laugh. We tripping, having a good time, whatever. And then one of the bitches, I mean, Queens, she was impatient, right? She yelled out, she said, fuck that dance, nigga. Uh-uh. Wait, were you in the policeman outfit?

No, I wasn't in no goddamn policeman. I was in with night shit. I thought you could have been on your security outfit. No, that's like them Chippendale motherfuckers. That's Chippendale. They come in there like, whatever. So they was like, nah, fuck that. We want to see you dance, right? And I wasn't ready to dance, you know what I'm saying?

I was not ready to dance. I ain't even had no night drawers. I think I had some boxers on, right? And I was, yo, and I started dancing, right? And it wasn't really working out. They was like, he probably needs some music, right? And they said, what you want to They was like, he probably needs some music, right? And they said,

what you want to hear? I said, I want to hear Genuine Pony. Yeah, that's a good one. That's the ultimate joint. Yeah. And then look, they was like this.

They was like, what you going to do? This was the move I had. The gun move, I was like this. If you want it, come get it. Look at my face though.

I was like this. Right in. I was looking right in their eyes. Right in. And then when it got good, I'm going to tell you real, when I was feeling like I was doing something, you know I did the double up. I said, come get it. I doubled up on it. I was like, I just

killed these bitches, boy. Did you get up on them and lap dance at all? Yeah, I did. You know what I'm saying? I was a height. You know what I'm saying? Was it like the videos where they started? I mean, I represented, but, you know, I ain't had no move. I represented. But it was funny as shit.

I'm like, well, what are y'all going to pay? Why are these bitches? I mean, these queens, whatever, they start throwing quarters and shit. Nuh-uh. The worst shit is to get tipped with nickels and dimes. They were not throwing quarters. They was throwing nickels at me. That hurt your feelingsipped with nickels and dimes. They were not throwing quarters. They was throwing nickels at me. That hurt your feelings?

The nickels? That was the end. That was the end of my dancing career. But I thought I was in boxes. I think I had some like Fruit of the Loom boxes. You didn't have fun at all doing that? Was it fun a little? I did.

I got a little groove. A couple of them got excited. But they still was looking at me like, this motherfucker funny. Like, they was looking at me like, where the real dick at? Really? You know what I'm saying? Did you take off your pants? They wasn't Charlamagne-ing me.

They wasn't Charlamagne-ing me. They wasn't. Ain't nobody say, ain't nobody say, is that all you? Shut up. Yo, nobody said, is that all you? Did you take your pants off at all? Nah, but I was just making a jump. I was doing a little jumping jump.

I think you could make a comeback at this, because I could see it. I'm good. Man, that'd be hot. I'm good. Why not? I'm good. I think you should bust it out one time at a show and just do it. If I have the right theme.

What theme? I don't know. Maybe something like 100th episode. Yeah. Or something like that. Or maybe like a bet to silence you. How about 25? Shut up.

Or some type of bet. That's just that. Yeah, something where I can tell you shut the fuck up in the nicest way possible for all the haters out there. You know what I mean? Something like a bet. I've got to figure out maybe,

maybe we've got to figure out something to bet on. When I interrupt you, it's to ask questions to further your story. But I'm a better person though. Oh my. I'm a better person. Episode 5, I'm not a better person. Oh, better person than in... I thought you meant...

You're slowly getting better. We both are. No, I'm moving at a way faster pace than you. Well, you had a lower starting point. You keep coming to work with an attitude. Oh my God. I was early today and we started late.

I'm trying. And then you come in. We are not fighting again. I'm not fighting. I'm above that. I'm fighting. I'm professional. I'm such a professional. You are so not professional. I'm so much more professional. No, no, no.

This is what you do. I'm more professional. This is what you do. Yo. This is what you do. And I know this is not all about fighting. This is what you do. You know.

You will have a beef, right? And you act like you got over the beef. And this is what most women do. They act like they got over the beef, right? And then that beef is over. And then you cool. And then you beef is over. And then you cool. And then you get another beef, and then you deal with that one. That one's over.

But then you get one beef where you bring all the beefs. I never do that. And you're like this. And you're saying, as a man, you're saying, bitch, you're still talking about that same shit? You do that. You did that to me. And nobody will keep hearing about that same ass story. You do that to me.

Okay. I'm not even, are we really going to fight again for the people they don't like when we fight? I'm not going to fight. Remember when I called you one day and said you inspire me? I'm nice to you sometimes too. No,

I do remember you saying you inspire me and then I do know when you get upset and you always say I'm doing this for your fucking show. It's just that, look,

we're just different. Listen, I thought I was being responsible. I never said your fucking show. I said your show. No, but you said I I never said your fucking show. I said your show. I don't say your fucking show. Your facial expressions would lend someone to believe that you had fucking in there somewhere. Last night, you were upset I didn't want to go to a party,

and I thought I was being good by going to sleep early so I'd have energy for the podcast. Okay. So I wouldn't be hungover. I don't want to make this all about a fight, but I will say it wasn't like a party like turn up. What it was is because our show has been getting very good momentum yeah people love it you know what i'm saying and i'm not just saying that because it's my podcast but the energy in the streets the energy on the internet and the social media it feels good it really doesn't feel like a podcast it feels like a tv show launched

off yes so with that excitement and the reason why i'm even here today because you know i'm traveling like crazy yes you know i'm saying i left my family in new york not like uh you know i ain't no no no horrible nigga leave them and just like go get some cigarettes and never come back what i'm saying i left them because i knew i wasn't holidays are coming up i know you had things to do i had to say to do and it's and my schedule is so crazy and this was the only two days. And I'm going to tell you how I really felt about yesterday. There was two days

within the next two or three weeks where I was either going to get to see you, work with you, you know. And I was upset that I wasn't here to celebrate your birthday with you. I know, but it was fun. Let me explain this. And what did I say? I was excited. I was excited. I said, oh shit.

I said, Kate, you know, I'm basically coming back just to podcast. I know that. You know what I'm saying? I did know that. I said that. But I didn't know what time it was. I said that. But can I say?

No, I said that. Yes. And I said, I said, I know. I actually said, duh. This is what I said. I'm going to tell you what I said I said I'm coming back and I was making it clear I have 48 hours

but you didn't tell me when you were landing but this is what I and I may be wrong this is what I expected or asked or whatever I was excited for one it was your birthday and you gave me I want to do some ghetto shit for you for your birthday like you gave me a half a bottle of Hennessy.

I wanted to give you a half a cup of 7-Eleven coffee. Thank you. And it was going to be cold as shit. Yeah, that's perfect for me. You know, because you ghetto as a motherfucker. And I will share a story with them how proud you were by you doing some ratchet shit the other day, too. Like, you, like, with hearts and everything. I know.

So, going back, going back, what I'm saying is, I was excited. Those four days, I was excited. I was like, oh, shit. We about to podcast because we on fire. I know. The podcast is on fire. We been charting. I was excited to podcast.

We've been charting. I didn't even know what fucking charting was to my web. You say, yo, you motherfuckers is charting. The rankings, you know, like we've stayed in between 10 and 50. I haven't seen it go lower than that. But the fact of out of all the podcasts that are in the podcast of the United States to even be recognized, I'm excited about that. So I'm pumped about it. And the reason why I said I found out about that party at the last minute is a party for Chocolate Sundays.

Right. Chocolate Sunday is a very, very dope comedy night. It's going on for like 25, 30 years. Pookie Wiginton started it. Like some of the best black comics in the business have performed it.

It's a staple show. And white comics. It was Chocolate Sunday. Not too many. But the ones that, you know, Jason Collins. I do. No, no.

But you know what I'm saying? It was Chocolate Sunday. It was a thing. It was Chocolate Sunday. It's really fun. And I know how much you like chocolate. Sundays.

You know what I'm saying I was like oh she be a motherfucking NFL heaven I would have gone no no listen so my thought was and because

the podcast is doing good I was like oh it'd be cool we just get a temperature of how people feel in the street because you know

appearances and stuff like that matter you know how people feel it'd be interesting like to see I go in places I get my love you go in place get love yeah but i'm like this would it be like this how would it feel you know like oh shit yo them the motherfuckers from the so-and-so so that's what it was it wasn't about celebrating i was like it would have been a good thing you know we have two of them can i say something that i just thought of while you're saying that that i think is actually, and this could help us.

I think sometimes, because I just thought of this now, that me and you miscommunicate. I thought about something. Very funny. That was worth talking about. Very funny, Donald. No, I think sometimes we miscommunicate because, like, you. You get irritated. No, no. I think it's because sometimes you think that I'll automatically understand something without you telling me the whole thing.

Like sometimes we assume each other. I do, I do, I assume that. We both assume each other. Yeah. I do that. And guess when I assume it? What? When I think of something that's very positive.

I know. Something that's going to be good for both of us. That's when I do it. But like, so for instance. You're absolutely right. So for instance, like yesterday, I didn't know if you were flying back in the morning. I knew you were flying back yesterday, but I knew we were podcasting today. But I didn't think I was going to see you yesterday. I didn't know if you were flying back in the morning. I knew you were flying back yesterday, but I knew we were podcasting today, but I didn't think I was going to see you yesterday.

The thing is, as a person that has to fall back and adjust his way of thinking, what I really assess it to be is we wasn't on the same energy, and that's not a bad thing at the time.

I was like this. I was excited. I'm like, yo, we can bad thing at the time. I was on, I was like this. I was excited. I'm like, yo, we can do man on the street. I was excited about it. And we just weren't on a sage page at that time. And it irritated me.

Cause I'm like this, you know, when you fucking with somebody, I know, I know. And you're like, Oh shit. But wait,

but that's why you weren't excited. I just want to sleep for another two days. No, but then when I hung up, I could tell you were bummed. And then I was like, he's right. This could be fun. I'll go.

And then when I text you and said, okay, what time is the party? I'll come. But here's the thing. I didn't want it to be. It wasn't about being fun. No, no, but I said in my text, I said, you're right. We can get funny pictures and do some fun stuff there. And then you were like, call Lonnie about it.

No, I said like this. You were like so annoyed. No, I was annoyed. And I said, this you were like so annoyed no i was annoyed i was like i said don't act like a woman yo but then when you said don't act like a woman and guess what i'm saying myself i didn't get mad i was like well at least you know how you motherfuckers act i did and this is what with that i was like this oh so she know how women act yes because i know that you snitched on the whole fucking... I did, I did.

And I did it to you at the ha-ha party too when you said, don't say you can do it if you can't. And I said, don't be like a woman and bring up old shit. So I do know what women do. I do acknowledge. But with that said, I've...

I'm sorry that we miscommunicated because it would have been fun. And I actually wanted to go. But then once you were like, call Lonnie, I was like, I'm just staying home because I don't want to. No, because I didn't want to be. I was like, I was like. You want to push it.

If you were going to make, if I was lucky enough to get you to make an appearance. I wanted to come after. And I know how much your appearance fee and everything is. Oh my God. You know, it does a lot of work to like get ready. I get it. But I did want to go after that. But then I was like, but you know, I'm glad I slept because I have a lot of energy today,

and I do love you, and I'm so glad that you came back. Do you want to share to your audience about everybody loves you, likes you, you're like this wholesome, all-American girl? I don't think that everybody likes me. No, but you know, you got that all-American. Could you tell them that this is hood? My ratchet story. And it's, well, you were excited.

I was just, I knew you'd be proud of me because I super glued in. Okay. No, that's not what you said I'd be proud of you about. Oh, which was it? You said, oh, I got some ratchet ass shit. Some ratchet shit I did. I got to tell you, you're going'd be proud of you about. Oh, which was it? You said, oh, I got some ratchet ass shit, some ratchet shit I did, I got to tell you. You're going to be proud of me, right?

And I was looking at it real fast. I thought you said some racist ass shit I did, right? You did? No, at first I was like this, but I'm like this, let me hear it. Like, I'm not a hater. I take all type of jokes. I was like, let me hear it, right? It didn't, when you told me what happened. Then I told him type of jokes. I was like, let me hear it, right? When you told me what happened.

Then I told him what I did. No, I had a shoot, and I didn't have time to get my nails done, and they were really bad. So I bought press-on nails, and I glued them on with super glue. No, that's not what you told me. You told me you stole. I stole. You stole one. Well, first I bought a pack, but then one fell off, so I just stole one.

And that's when I thought it was racist because for you to think that I would get excited because you stole something. And called it racist. Yeah, like, oh, God, Danielle, I'm one of the team. I'm one of the family. I stole something. Did you have to go back and reread it to make sure it said ratchet? No, I thought it said, I thought it said, I think I might have had a couple of choices. I thought it said racist.

And I was like, damn, you know, but could a funny racist joke happen? No. But then when you told me you stole one. I stole one nail and then I glued it on. Then on the way to the shoot, I was brushing my hair and it got stuck in my hair and it fell out. So then I had a nail in my hair and one missing for the shoot and the thing that was really fucked up about it because I know where you shop for your cosmetics

and I was like so you mean you mean to tell me you stole one fucking Lee Preston nail from 7-Eleven they don't sell nails there 99 cents ladies and gentlemen and the winner of Chuck Stop Princess of the Year goes to...

Thank you. Talk about your weekend, man. You were on tour with Chappelle. How was it? It was fun. We did... I'm going to tell you. I worked with Chappelle steadily on the road probably for the last six or seven years.

Times where I've been a heavy part of his, his, uh, uh, uh, tour support. And sometimes where my shit was going on, I couldn't. And yo,

when you talk about somebody that challenges you to be better. Yeah. And the reason why I say that, cause I've seen this motherfucker put together five now going on six specials it's insane in like four or five years you like because we can get proud of ourself we could be like this oh shit I got this fire ass 15 minutes you know I mean yeah I got this fire 20 yeah I got this fire half and I just see motherfuckers that rock a fire 15 for goddamn 15 years. Yeah.

You know, but. Yeah. And one of the things I like about when I'm on a roll with him, it's like if we force each other to do that, it forces you to go hard. Because you like, you've been rocking with a motherfucker for like five or six years. And you still doing the same shit. He's like, yeah, great job, but come on, bro. When are you going to go back to the drawing board?

That's why I called you and said you inspired me. Remember that day I called you because I watched your Joey Diaz podcast, and you were talking about how Netflix hit you up to do, what was it, 20 minutes or 22 or whatever? 15. I stole 20, and they came back. Oh, was it 15? Yeah.

Yeah, and you were talking on Joey. Coming out on Netflix, Dissing Degenerates. I'm sorry, I want to take a timeout to do this commercial. That's right, Don Air Rollins. You've seen him on a lot of things, but this is going to be his Netflix debut on a Netflix original series

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Oh, that's awesome. Well, so you said on Joey that they hit you up and you said instead of saving, like instead of trying to do 15 minutes, that was like throw away for you and saving your fire for an hour. You were like, I'll just use my fire. I'll have to rework some things and come up with a new hour. And that really inspired me because I feel like I hold on to stuff a lot. I don't want to put stuff out because I'm saving it for shooting.

No, but I'm going to tell you the reason why that, that, that, that's my rule. A lot of people don't do it. Because, you know, in this business, we're never guaranteed the next show. Yeah. So in your mind, your timeline could be like, in a year I'm going to have an hour and so and so. But while you're waiting for that glorious hour, you have Showtime is doing some special, you can get 15.

You have True TV, you You got these other stuff. And like, the last year, an hour, I was going to put on an hour special. I had to chop it down to three different TV shows. A lot of people

wouldn't have done it. But I'm like this. The only way I'm going to get another opportunity is fucking it up. Put stuff out. You know what I'm saying?

Not just put it out, but fucking it up. And one thing it does that's the toughest thing for a comic to do, go back to the drawing board. You've been so comfortable, you know what I'm saying? But when you can take that and say, fuck it, I'm dropping

it because it's going to force me to get some more material. I did Chappelle, I just did 15 shows, I think just did 15 shows. I think it was 15 shows. Yeah. Like last week with him.

And we're doing Cleveland, Ohio to 30th. Ooh, nice. And we're doing New Year's Eve on the 1st in Philly. And I do owe you an apologize for counseling that game. We'll talk about the origin of this whole thing later. It doesn't matter. Because it's fair to say that you were this much right. owe you an apologize for counseling that game. We'll talk about the origin of this whole thing later. It doesn't matter. Because it's fair to say that you were this much right.

It's okay. Okay, not a whole bunch of shit where you could be like, oh, girl, see, I told y'all. I'm impressed that you said it all. No, no, no, no, but I was like getting my point up. So, damn, where was I? No, you were saying you did 15 shows. Yo, 15. The point I'm making is that I shot a Netflix thing a while ago.

So, you know, for a comic, usually, you know, your material's not gone until it's on a special or TV. Yeah. And I did some dope shit on both of them joints, but now it's like, damn, I got to go back to the drawing board. It's hard. You know what I mean? From the first joke, but I'm a

strong believer in that you never know when your next opportunity is going to come, so you might as well take advantage of it. Be awake. Go hard. My phrase, my phrase, and anybody that knows me, and I've mentored some people, go hard or go

home. It's true. You know, that's my answer to everything. Anybody that knows, whether it's somebody I know in music or whatever, that's just my philosophy on life. Go hard or go home. Well, it's like music. Musicians work for 10 years on that first album, and then they get that chance, and then they have to write something as good. That's why there's so many one-hit wonders.

It's the same with comedy. That's why it is amazing, guys like Chappelle or Bill Burr, who put out a special every year or two even sometimes it's crazy but um man i'm going back to it like when i work with him yeah it's just so i know it like it goes both ways because i'm not no slack opening act you know i'm saying like you know some people travel people like they know it's like basically crickets crickets just keep them warmed up let them get their drinks but when i on stage, and the beauty of when I work with Chappelle, and they never advertise me, and I have no problem with that. It never is like Dave Chappelle and Don Air Rollins

because I don't sell a fucking ticket. Yeah, and you don't need to. And I don't need to. But when they say DJ Trommel or Syph Sounds, shout out to both of them, part of the whole team, Chappelle crew. When the motherfuckers say, you've seen him on The Last OG. You know what I mean? You've seen him on this.

You've seen him on that. He has a new podcast. But you fell in love with him as Ashley Larry from Chappelle Show. I cannot explain the electricity. Yeah, of course. They're so excited. It's like, oh, shit. You would assume because we're good friends, we travel, I'll be there.

And that's the adrenaline up there. And then to go out there and to be able not just to anybody can sizzle, but sizzling. Yeah. Like Michael Jackson sizzled. Not too many mufflers can sizzle. You know what a sizzle is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What sizzle, but sizzling. Yeah. Like Michael Jackson sizzle. Not too many motherfuckers can sizzle. You know what a sizzle is, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What sizzle? Like bacon sizzles? Like... Oh, my motherfucking God. Sizzle. Yeah, like be hot, like steaming. What? What?

Sizzle. Like sizzle. Yeah, like be on fire. Sizzle is this. And you don't do too many motherfuck Sizzle. Like, sizzle. Yeah, like, be on fire. Sizzle is this. And you don't have too many motherfuckers sizzle. Michael Jackson and Budapest. He sizzled on them. The History Tour, you know what a sizzle is?

Show me what you're talking about. This is a sizzle. When you could just be like this. Make sure his head is in frame because you look ridiculous i look i look ridiculous to you but to budapest right now motherfuckers are throwing up and passing up this motherfucking sizzle look at this you see i didn't move imagine this in front of a whole country michael jackson sold out a whole michael jackson sold out a whole fucking country. Every nigga from Budapest was at that concert where he

sizzled. Budapest is out there. He was like this. Let me show you. He was like this. He sizzled, right? And they going crazy for three minutes of sizzling. Do you understand this? Is that what you do when you go on stage? You stand like that? No, let me tell you the goddamn story. Stop interrupting.

That's not interrupting. You interrupt and sizzle. Here's the sizzle. Stop interrupting. That's not interrupting. You interrupted sizzle. Here's the sizzle. Boom. Like this, right? And then he just did like this. And they started passing out, throwing up again. And then he just...

He sizzled. You know, sizzling is like this. I saw Jay-Z sizzle one time. Jay-Z do like... Jay-Z sizzle. Jay-Z do like this. Jay-Z do like, Jay-Z sizzle. Jay-Z do like this. Jay-Z do like this. And you don't gotta say shit.

You know, niggas are scared to sizzle. You know who sizzles? Joe Torre. I mean, not Joe Torre. Andrew Day is quite used to do that. Sizzle. Like, sizzle. Okay.

You know, you just do that and they just like ah ah ah they're like ah right uh i uh chapelle sizzled before but he quit his shizzle he didn't commit to it you know but like when i go out there on those shows you want to disrespect my story like that no I'm listening. Is there not interested in it? I'm listening. Huh? Because. I'm waiting for more sizzle. No. Okay. So I say when I open for Dave,

the energy makes me feel like I could sizzle. You could. Why don't you try it? I'm scared of the sizzle. You should try it. I'm scared of sizzle. Thank you.

I think you should try it. You know what? Embrace the sizzle. I'm focused on negative too much. It could be 5,000 people going crazy and I'm sizzling. I hate that. And then it'd be one motherfucker in the back. I hate that. Get that sizzle shit out'm focused on negative too much. It could be 5,000 people going crazy and I'm sizzling.

And then it'd be one motherfucker in the back, get that sizzle shit out of here, nigga. That's so easy to do on the internet. Yo, they be like this. They always do that. And I don't want to listen. No one yells that. But I'll listen. I listen because I don't want to be like a lot of people. I don't want to be

a silo. So what is that? I just learned this word. A silo. I just found out. We were just talking about that. Silo be uh a silo so what is that i just learned this word a silo i just found out just talking about that silo people on site who social media silo social media social media siloers or something siloers something like that so what's a silo okay so apparently the silo on social i get i know i don't want to be in it because it's a fancy shit i don't want to be in it either so the silo is like this it's of like, you know when you're on Twitter a lot or Instagram because- What do you mean you know when you're on?

You mean you. You're on way more than me. You get the fuck out of here, yo. You're on so much more than me. Yo, when I wake up, you're already thinking- You post like eight times a day. Yo, what?

You post so much more than me. No, but you post- Uh-uh. Come on, man. Uh-uh. You post so much more than me. Yo, as soon as you wake up, you're like,

and you got something on your story no I don't that's you whatever the point is it's kind of like we were talking about black twitter on the last episode you were more fascinated by black twitter

I love black twitter it's just twitter for you so when you like the algorithm of social media basically streamlines. Algorithms, for those people that don't know what an algorithm is, could you give the definition of it? The algorithm is kind of, it's the computer program. It's like the calculation social media uses to siphon what you see. To sell your shit to people and know exactly how to target you.

Yeah, so basically it's like this. Y'all let y'all know I'm smart too, fuck-ass. Stop interrupting. Go ahead. Okay, so if you like, let's say you're always liking Britney Spears and Justin Bieber stuff, then it's... You don't got no black people you can reference? Don't know. Focus. Okay. So then,

it's gonna start to show you all pop stuff. Right. Like, you're gonna see only pop music stuff. So then, if there's some kind of bombing in Pakistan, Twitter's never even going to tell you about it. You're never going to hear about that because it doesn't think you care. So it's basically just a way of filtering. I don't, but I got some Pakistani

motherfuckers that care, but go ahead. I care. Go ahead. I'm very worldly. Om du Allah. But the point is Can you stop? This is serious. What if this is very serious? I just said,

Do you even know what that means? Yeah, that's a greeting in Arabic. It's like, hello. Is that true? Yeah, it is. How do you speak Arabic? You speak everything. Because Busta Rhymes had a song with it.

Is that true? Yes! For true? Yes! For real? Yes! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah! No, that's racist. Go ahead.

No, it's not. All right, whatever. The point is... Was that Busta or ASAP? I don't know. It was Busta, right? You can't... Can we get our research person to check that?

That's like 20 years apart. We're going to come back. We got a research person now. We do? Yeah, go ahead. All right, great. Anyway, so the point is, it's basically, it's a bad thing that everything's being siphoned for us because you're supposed to see everything. I think with the silo, it's a bad thing when you're so much into your stuff that you don't want to hear something that could be true, something that could be factual, and something

that could benefit you because you're so much into your shit and you only want it to serve you. I think that's what it is. So it's kind of like you only want to read your good comments. Well, that's the thing. Like everybody, as much as motherfuckers say, don't read the comments, don't read the comments. And you could say, I haven't got to that level where I don't give a fuck about what people think about me that's a certain level people can some people get to a lot quicker than me but i really and i've said this before i care about

what people think not to an extent where i'm going to play myself but i still care you know what i'm saying so but i know when i go into those comments to be quite honest all I want is the good joints it's the same thing with women women are so guilty of it a woman to put a glam picture up and they talk about I don't be on my comments like that I don't be on my wall like that but let that motherfucking line be probably like gorgeous

oh my god slave bitch work they will put thumbs up for all of the motherfuckers 3,000 thumbs up 3,000 hearts likeuckers 3 000 thumbs up 3 000 hearts like slave bitch work i see you snatched in such you know i'm saying serving face all of that you know serving face they like i see you serving face but i'm like bitch it's the same face yeah i know you're right it's the same thing that's why i stopped posting so many hot photos because i'm like they're all the same but the silo effect is like you you're serving what makes you feel good like yes you like thumbs up thumbs up heart heart

heart heart and then you get one motherfucker and you'd be like uh-uh fuck that that bitch be hating on me that's true that's true i used to i do you know what's funny for me i've really noticed that only when i'm pmsing do I get upset about those negative comments. Yeah. The rest of the month, I'll read the negative comments and it won't faze me. No, you didn't have to. What? No, I'm about to say something.

No, for real. Say it. I'll say it. God damn. You've been on your cycle for a whole month? Dude, not with you. You've been on your cycle for... How's somebody going to be on your cycle for five episodes?

You are difficult. Everybody says you're difficult. Who the fuck is everybody? Lonnie. What? Lonnie? Lonnie said you're difficult too. Lonnie?

Lonnie from Chocolate Sundae. Okay, yo, fuck. No, not fuck Lonnie. I fuck with Lonnie. I fuck with Lonnie. But I'm just going to tell you. And I'm going to tell you why Lonnie don't fuck with me like that, but fuck with me. And why she said, okay, I didn't want to say who this team k person was

who do i just started shout out lani lani i was gonna text her yesterday i was gonna be like donnell said hit you up about the holiday party because he being a bitch and doesn't want to tell me where is that what that's over the line that's how y'all That's how y'all talk about him, motherfucker? He being a bitch? That's how y'all talk. No, because you said hit up Lonnie. You said. You was going to text, he being a bitch?

Yo, that's what you were going to say? Yeah, he's being a bitch again. So now it makes sense why Lonnie would be Team Kate. And the reason why our beef with Lonnie, this is my beef with Lonnie. Lonnie's been producing Chocolate Sunday for years, right? This is a dope spot. Lonnie's been killing it, right? And I've been doing comedy a long time.

I used to produce runs. And me and Lonnie used to have issues because when I used to host the Chocolate Sunday, she used to keep on trying to tell me what to do. She'd keep on saying, give me the light, give me the light. She'd be like, just wrap it up. When you go up there, give me the light. And she'd be doing the flash me the light, give me the light. She be like, just wrap it up. When you go up there, give me the light. And she be doing the flash,

the light. You know the light mean get the fuck off stage. Yes. All you gotta do, Lonnie. Lonnie. Here's my thing,

Lonnie. All you have to do is flash the light one time. I know it's time to get the fuck off the stage. You're like, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. I know it's time to get the fuck off the stage. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. I know it's time to get the fuck off the stage. Right? You want to keep hitting the flashlight. Hitting it. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka. Ka-ka-ka.

No, this is how we have beef. Ba-ba-ba-ba. You want to tear me up to life. Not only that, I'm ripping the stage, Lonnie. I'm ripping. And you want to give me life. But yet, you let a cornball nigga go up there and stink the joint up for 20 minutes

and I got to sit up there and wait for you to give the light give this nigga the light right now let me get those minutes but that's where I misunderstood, I respect her as a producer she's so dope, she said she's going to start doing the podcast, I respect her as that but I wasn't fucking with her

when she kept questioning me about comedy. And then the thing about it was, as much as she hated me, this is what she hated the most. She said, this is how you should be like this. I fucking hate him. But he fucking rips this show up every time. Of course, you're hilarious. But she did text me after that one episode.

She was like, I just want you to know, I'm Team Kate. I know how Donnell is. She's smiling your face. They smiling your face. But I even showed you that. All the Kate, I know how Donnell is. She's smiling your face. They smile in your face. But I even showed you that. All the time they want to take your place. The backstabbers. She said I was going to do a backstab. Backstabbers.

She said. What they do. Are we at an hour yet? We don't know. You don't want to talk no more now. You just called me a bitch. You just called me a bitch. I said you were being a bitch.

That's the same thing. Do you want the information if you ask for it? What information? It wasn't Busta Rhymes. What the fuck is going on right now? Oh, that's my son. Table vibrating. Austin!

Hey! I'm on a podcast. Say hi. Why you make... Say... Hello. Say hi, daddy. you don't want to talk austin what's i'm in the hotel in la you're not in a hotel in la why are you lying side you're in New York. This hotel is like New York, but it's not New York.

Are you trying to fool me? You're at a hotel in L.A., but it's not like L.A. is not New York. Are you telling me the truth? I tricked you. You didn't trick me. I'm on my podcast. Do you want to say anything? I tricked you. You didn't trick me. Do'm on my podcast. Do you want to say anything? You didn't trick me.

Do you want to say anything to you? Why are you interrupting me, son? Where do you get that? Austin, do you want to say anything to your fans? I don't have fans. I'm your fan. I'm your number one fan. Who's your number one fan. Aw.

Who's your number one? Guess who's your street fan? My what? Guess who's your forefriend? My forefriend? Your forefans. Oh, I got forefans? Uh-huh.

Oh, my. I don't even want to know who they are. But Oh, I got four fans? Uh-huh. Oh, my. I don't even want to know who they are. But listen, I got to go back to work. I'm your fourth fan. You're my fourth fan? Uh-huh. That's a little disrespectful considering I only got one kid. Friends are kids, but kids have friends. All right.

Listen, man. Bye-bye. Listen, I love you. Bye. Hey, Austin. What's, what? I brought a pizza for you. You brought pizza for me?

Yeah. What? I got a question. What's your favorite song? Yeah. Can nobody tell me nothing. Yeah. Can nobody tell me nothing.

Did you see my video? I did see your video, but I just want to say I love you. Thanks for calling me. I'm going to call you back, okay? Can nobody tell me nothing. Nothing. Okay. Bye-bye.

Can't nobody tell me nothing. All right. Say goodbye. Say bye-bye. Can't nobody tell me nothing. Yo, this dude is my son. He's just like you, dude. Be quiet.

He's just like you. All right. Can't nobody tell him nothing. Oh, my God. He's my daddy. Well, so what they say. Dude, that is so your son. What they say.

He is so your son. It don't fall too far. The apple don't fall too far from the tree. Far from the tree. But I would like to say. That was hilarious. He is just like. No it was ASAP. ASAP Ferg. That was my man.

What was that song I used to come out to? That was so funny. I'm on a new level. I'm on a new level. Bought me a new shovel. To put these niggas in the dirt. So I don't even know if we had a beginning into this but I just want to say we on a new level. We on a new level.

Can't nobody tell me not that he is so you. He's you. Why can't you stay focused? I don't know what you're talking about. New level. What's new? Can't nobody. In the words of my son in his favorite song, can't nobody tell me nothing.

We have no ending to this. We never talk about it. That's the goddamn ending. Oh. Awesome. We didn't talk tell me nothing. We have no ending to this. That's the goddamn ending. Oh. Awesome. We didn't talk about Lizzo. Can't nobody tell me nothing. For all the people that's been following our podcast,

y'all do not know how difficult it is working with just one person. Oh, my God. One person. You're so much more difficult. Yeah, I'm going gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I can't no more.

The Donnie Rawley Show. We'll see y'all next time. Thank you. What? What? Clap that ass! Clap that ass! That was smoke smoke smoke