Donnell - Up to Snow Good!

Episode Date: December 28, 2019

The holiday episode put some respeck on Santa Claus name, Red Lobster, Tekashi69 Neck, a story about Dave Chappelle, and a few fans questions with Donnell and Kate in Episode #006 Special thanks to David Deery (@mfdaviddeery) --------------------------------------- Check out Donnell's upcoming tour dates coming to a city near you: http://www.donnellrawlings.com/whereisdonnellrawlings Like, Subscribe & Follow Donnell on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/donnellrawlingsofficial Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/donnellrawlings Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Website: http://www.donnellrawlings.com Hashtag: #donnellrawlings, #2soonwithdonnellrawlings, #toosoon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm sick of this. I want my props. Uh, baby, I think you should read this one. You know what? I can let the world know Santa Claus is black. It was the night before Christmas and all through the house

Santa was chillin', about to step out Skipped through my mail Santa Claus is black. You never visit my crib, not now, not never, whatever. You never visit my crib, not now, not never. I heard another former, the Santa Claus was black. Can you please tell me, is there any truth to that? So I loaded up my reindeer and fired up my sleigh and said, come on, mother, it's Christmas Day. So I started doing rounds and all the tale of the kids made up as the sun went down. Christmas curls and the Santa sleigh bells and handmade toys made by Mexican elves.

Santa Claus ain't just coming to town, he's running this town. But damn, that was the wrong chimney to go down. With my ho-ho-ho's and the brain-dears, tossing keys to him, signing, told him, wait right here. I was delivering a gift for this little kid outside in the whip. It was two of pigs who came in and said, stand up, put your hand up. Yo, I'm Santa. No, you're nothing but a gangster.

Look who it is. What? What are you doing up there? I'm delivering gifts, man. I got a gift for you right here. Burglary. It's Christmas, man. Burglary, my friend.

Ho, ho, ho. Why don't you get up against get some car there, sir? I want to see some ID right now. Hey, come here! Come here! Come here! Come here! Come here!

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He must be joking. Did I tell you? He's focusing. I'm Santa Claus, man. Who are you? This is season two, be jolly. Come on, let's get it on. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

It's the night before Christmas in Northern town. Nobody's getting presents because Santa went down. I tried to show the world, but no one believed me. I show up at your crib, and this is how you see me. All I see on TV is that same white drink. A white man trying to play a black Saint Nick. I'm not an angry man, I'm as chill as a joint. But even Santa Claus got his breaking point.

Free Santa Claus! Free time now! You know I keep it real. I can't leave Christmas like that. I never leave the child's empty wishes like that. It's a white man's world, but this is my plan. Could the bees be my one and only witness to that? Hey! You stupid. You've been tricked.

A black bitch. Kiss my ass. All right. Where's the boom box? Are you? You got a sizzle. All right, where's the boombox? You got a sizzle. All right, we starting. I hit that hard. Are you okay? You want some water for real?

Oh, yeah. That boombox is dope. You don't know nothing about this. What are you talking about? I used to have a boombox But I'm so Let me see this thing It's actually really cool

I was That was a This is dope That was a Christmas gift From who? Don't worry about it Look at this I used to have this thing

I'm telling you man I used to make radio tapes On a boombox like this To record Yo you don't understand This is so dope I used to have this thing I'm telling you man I used to make radio tapes on a boombox like this to record oh you understand this is so dope it's a boombox with Bluetooth and uh auxiliaries and all type of stuff and I love it and I've been walking around with it every day since I got it actually it's really cool this was back in the day back in the day, somebody rolled up to your crib like this. I want to love you, love you all over.

I love them. Over and over. Ah, rub me down. You can even plug your phone in. Did you see that? No, it's Bluetooth. No, on the side, there's an auxiliary for a phone. I'm excited about it.

Well, I'm not excited about it. Can we record a podcast on that? We can do it. You know what I want to do? Huh? This is old school. What I would like to do is I want to sell those bone boxes, but I want to do a podcast just only on cassette tape.

That's what I want to do. Yeah. Yeah, and we could have artwork. Just like white people. What? Just stole my idea. I just, right out the gate. I used to make up.

Right out the damn gate. I even. You just did. Dude. You just did. What? You just did what so many white people have done over the years.

I knew you were going to say that. You listen to an idea. You started on that shit. You listen to an idea and you're like, oh my God, this is so good, so good good and then you go um next thing you know you like good golly miss molly what's the name this is rude that's racist you know you're racist in this case i am i'm going to show you i represent good god good golly miss molly you just stole my idea okay well first of

all i when i was a kid i used to make, first of all, when I was a kid, I used to make radio shows on Christmas. First of all, happy holidays. How was your Christmas? Cheers! My Christmas was, I don't really fuck with Christmas. It's too tough. What do you mean it's tough? I don't, no, I said I don't fuck with Christmas too tough. Oh, you don't fuck with it. Why? I like Christmas. Because, like, when I was

younger, and my mom was experimental with so many religions, but the thing that was upsetting to me is that it was our religions that didn't celebrate shit what did you get gifts what religions like one year we were jehovah witnesses they don't do gifts nah they don't celebrate shit because you have the gift of jehovah. Jehovah only celebrates Jehovah's. One year we was Jehovah's. Jehovah's.

You know what I'm saying? Is this real? Yeah. I'm telling you, my mother was every religion one year. Not one year, for like six or seven years, we was Muslim. Really? Another fucking holiday that you don't get no gifts wait what do Muslims do Muslims have a Christmas equivalent

it's like summer it's like summertime okay I forget the name of it that's why you can tell I wasn't a good Muslim yeah you must not have been don't we got a researcher

six or seven years you don't even know what it's called the Muslim holiday after six years being Muslim was it during Ramadan oh yeah it's something

that happens in the summer I remember because we need our research we would celebrate we would celebrate our Muslim Christmas in the summertime, which is fucking stressful as shit. Why is that? That sounds great. It's like Christmas in July. Yeah, but you're the only one celebrating, so you don't have nobody to rub it in on.

Yeah. Did you see my remote control? But every time we got close to a holiday, my mom would change our religion. So that's why. What do remote controls have to do with Muslim holidays? No, what I'm just saying, that was the ultimate gift when I was growing up. A remote? A remote control car without the cord?

I thought you meant a remote control like for a TV. Like just a remote. This is the same woman that don't know what neck is. This is the same woman that thought Black Ice was a male dancer. First of all. Ooh, that's fun. Yo, I'm not even talking to you. That's your stripper name, Black Ice.

I don't want a stripper name. I retire. I didn't know that. Black Ice. Yeah, yeah, that's right. No one knew you were talking about a remote control car. I had a remote control car. Yeah, but Christmas weren't that good for me.

Yeah. But it's been a different connection now with Austin. Yeah. Do you do Santa with him? I use Santa. He respects Santa Claus more than he respects his dad. That's how it's supposed to be. The other night, he was just going crazy.

I was like, Austin, what are we doing? We can't do this. He's going crazy. I'm like, what are we doing? I was like, you know what? I'm calling Santa. Right? This is a true story. Now, they got these apps, right?

Where you can call Santa like a regular phone call or like a video joint. Last year, it was just a phone call. Oh, that's cool. But now they got the video joint. So they say, okay, we're going to call you in like 10 seconds. So you put your phone down. Right? And the phone rings. And then I'm like, oh, we're going to call you in like 10 seconds. So you put your phone down, right, and the phone rings. And then I'm like, oh, it's Santa. Man, my son

went from being the biggest asshole in the world to like, where? Look, he was like, where? And this is how I know he's going to be an actor. He's been being a little boy for like the last week. You know, always into something.

And when Santa got on that phone, his whole fucking face changed. He was like, he was talking, right? And then Santa was like, so how are you? What's your name? He's like, Austin. Like, I'm making sure you can hear it. He was like, Austin! He spelled it out.

He said Austin so much that Santa Claus was on the next question and he was still saying Austin. And I'm like, I can't believe this little motherfucker is listening to this white dude and believing every goddamn thing. But I'm saying, I'm like, this is some bullshit, right? I wanted to say

you know who Santa Claus is me and Amazon Prime that's who the fuck is Santa Claus so you want to tell him so bad I want to tell him so bad

if he get like I don't want to tell him but I want to tell him the reason I want to tell him like this I just want to let him know that Santa Claus

can't compete with me especially when this motherfucker's only around for one day a year fuck that that's so like you to be like, I just want to make sure. I wouldn't do it. But here's the funny part.

This is why I know my son's going to be an actor. Because I'm waiting for Santa Claus. If you do a Santa Claus phone call, the question's got to be, so here's the question. Have you been naughty or nice? And I'm looking at my son in the face like, let me see how I was like this. Oh, I want to see what he's going to say.

He said, nice? Yo, he was like, I was like, this little motherfucker lying. Yes, he did. Yo, he's like, he was just being naughty. He was being naughty before the phone even rang.

He has to lie. He wants presents. I know, but I was like mad. I was so upset about that. I was mad when I found out Santa was. I don't know how I feel about Santa. Like, I don't want kids, but if I had them, I don't think I would do the Santa thing. Because when I realized that Santa wasn't real, I was mad at my mom for lying to me.

Yeah, but think about the years that you had before you realized it. You thought Santa Claus was the creepiest old motherfucker. You didn't care as a kid that Santa Claus was a— He is—it is creepy. In a bathrobe, in a mall in a bathrobe. Yeah, if you think about it, it is a creepy thing. It is. And you get photos sitting on his lap like that.

Yeah, black people don't do that. We like stand beside his leg. Yo, now put him down. Put him down. Yo, black, yo, yeah. They be like, put him down. I don't know, man. Put him down. He alright. Yeah, he fuck with you, Santa Claus, but put him down.

That's so funny. Freak ass Santa Claus, motherfucker. I remember one year, my mom was single, and one year after. One year your mom was single? No, my mom was always, my mom was single. Lucky you year after... One year your mom was single? No, my mom was always... My mom was single. Lucky you. White people problems. No. I remember one year my mom was single.

No, my mom was single. My mom was single one year. Shut up. My mom was always single. All that I had parents the whole time. No, bitch. We were poor. It wasn't my mother and my father house.

Shut up. No, we were poor. Well, one year, I remember after we knew about Santa, we all woke up one morning. And there was, I like love sports. And there was a pitching machine. We got a pitching machine. From Santa Claus? Yeah, but the thing is, my mom didn't know where it came from.

It was in our living room. And she didn't know where it came from. She probably, well, she wasn't thinking. No, never mind. I don't want to disrespect. No, what? I don't want to disrespect. But she was like, well, it could have been Mr. Henry. Or could it have been Coach Johnson? Like mind i don't want to disrespect i want to disrespect but she's like well it could have been mr henry or could it be coach johnson like she don't know yo she was

trying to get you out of gifts that's what you call taking it for the team that's for real my mom didn't know who broke in and what's your mom's name what's your mom's name fran fran fran and i don't even think you fuck with podcasts. I know your youngest daughter does. But Fran, I don't know if this is truth or not, but I'm just saying, that year that you were single, if you took one for the team, if you took one for the team. No, I just wanted to say, Fran, if you took one for the team, Fran, ain't no disrespect to that, Fran.

That's what good moms, these punk-ass moms out here, punk-ass moms, me-tooing people and calling the police. Did you take one for the team? If you did, Fran, you know, thank you. Yeah, Mom. And I know there's some people out there. I'm sorry.

I wasn't disrespectful to you, by the way. I'm not the youngest. I'm the middle, by the way. I know. Nobody said which one you were. You said your youngest daughter. No, because I was talking about this. This is when you don't pay attention. I was referencing when we had the conversation, we were talking about how the show was doing. And you was like, oh, my God, even my younger sister.

I can't believe you remembered that. You were listening. We didn't tell them. I always listen. The people didn't know. They didn't know, but you knew. I'm impressed. You guys, he listened.

I told him my sister likes the podcast. That's not what you said. You was like, they're too young. They don't really listen to a whole podcast, but they like the clips. They like the clips. And the clips are assets. And the business, you know, an asset is asset and movement. I think that's going to be a place where the show lives. But the fact that I was excited about the fact that you said

that my sister loves the show and you said that my sister loves the show. sister loves the show, and you said that my sister loves the show, she loves the show, but that she said you should replace the black guy. Yeah, well, she did not say that. That's what she said. She didn't say that. Yo, Fran.

I may have added that. Kate's sister said you should replace the black guy. And she said, ah, the black guy and she said act the long act yeah that's right but the fact that they watching or listening anywhere

that's kind of cool yeah they like it but anyway I just thought it was funny because my mom if somebody breaks into your house and takes shit you get upset

but my mom wasn't even that she wasn't even that concerned with who did it she was just happy someone broke in and left us a present like she didn't know we got a gift

I don't give a fuck as long as I have yeah but I don't have no like other than like right now celebrating it with my son and excitement he has i don't really connect with christmas like that but i i connect with the um spirit that people have you know i mean it's like the whole year you know people are assholes and people mix it up but it it's almost like, it's almost forced. You kind of can't wait till it gets over. But it's like one time it's like, yo, you can't really be an asshole right now. It's true.

But also, why do Christmas, do Christmas songs make you sad? Because when I hear Christmas music, I get so sad. Like, I could start crying just real fast hearing a Christmas song. No, Christmas songs for me. And like I said, when we were young, we were Muslim. But my grandmother, they were Baptists, so they believed in Christmas. Yeah. They believed in bacon.

Bacon? Yup. Baking or bacon? Bacon. Bacon, like bacon. Yeah, like bacon, like sizzling bacon. Sizzle. Baking or bacon? Bacon. Bacon. Like bacon. Like sizzling bacon. Sizzle.

Yeah, sizzle. They believed in bacon and they believed in all that stuff that Muslims didn't believe and I used to be excited. I was excited. The one thing I was excited about was going to my grandmother's house

for Christmas because as many kids as she had, she always had a gift in there for somebody, somebody that was... Somebody. Somebody for a kid that was in that house. That's sweet. I just like that what we learned today

is that Baptists believe in bacon. What I've learned, and I told my son, I've asked my son, never trust a white man that has a white beard or white hair. I don't think your son, I don't think Eddie would. Hey! I'm still at.

I don't think that that's a real thing. Eddie, come. No, listen. By description. No, you don't. Why are you so mean to Eddie? He saw Eddie. That's the only reason you said that.

The reason why... Eddie, come in. I'm glad Eddie's here. You're always glad. Oh, look. Yeah, because Eddie's actually... White savior for a white savior. I'm so glad the white man is here.

I'm beginning to understand why they call you Ashley Larry because you burn people. You're the Grinch. I scratch people up. He hates Christmas. I'm always going to be that. I don't even want to... Can Eddie join?

You can have my seat for the next 40 minutes. I want Eddie... I want Eddie... I want Eddie to have a very Merry Christmas. Because I've learned through this year that people that give you the most negative energy... People that give you the most negative energy,

people that give you the most negative energy, you have to be able to confront them, take their negative energy, and turn it into something positive. Eddie doesn't give... I don't have negative energy. He does not. Negative face, negative energy. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't be going home. Negative face, negative energy, tomato, tomato.

Eddie, who would you say, if you had to guess, would be harder to work with? Donnell Rawlings, whoever you're going to tell. Whatever the choice is. Are you kidding? See? It's got to be Donnell. The only thing I'd give him credit for is he got you here, and there's another lovely lady sitting on the sofa out there.

At least you have pretty women with you. Eddie, you know, Eddie, I have pretty women with you. That's about it. I have pretty people around me, Eddie. You have never seen me, and then people that connect with me, and I'm no disrespect to ugly people out there. I'll take connection with anybody, but nice, attractive looking people like

being around me, Eddie. They look at me. I find that hard to believe because I'm around you too much. At your age, I'm finding it hard. I'm just so happy that you even remembered. Oh, my God. That's a sign. Remember this story. When you walk in the bar.

Man, it's like I'm at the Muppets. Remember the two guys? Yo, it was the two guys. How do you look like both of them, Eddie? Shut up. Oh, my God. You're so mean to me. I try to treat you so nice.

You come in. I go, Mr. Rawlings, can I get you something tonight? You call him Mr. Rawlings? No, disrespect. I'm just trying to tell people. They don't know. Are you kidding? He comes in.

I go, shit, if I knew you were coming, I would have taken the night off. Eddie's part of the building, everybody. Eddie's really like a brick. He's an outlet. He's been the fabric of this club for a long time. And Eddie has his own podcast, right? Yeah, what's Eddie? Eddie's Bar at the Improv.

I want one of those shirts. I want one of those shirts. I know. You can have one. I owe you one, too. Yeah, I'm going to get one. I can't wait. I'm going to bring them up later.

I can't wait. I'm going to let you guys see them. No, but I really want one of those t-shirts, man. I do. What size do you want? Because when I left home today, I realized I didn't have any more toilet paper. Oh, you're such an asshole. I'll take an XXL.

I'll take an XXL. What size do you wear? I have small. No, medium. X. Okay. He's 2X. XXXL.

Well, I'm going to let you guys. All right. I'm sad you're leaving. Thank God. Can somebody help him down the steps? Stop it. You leaving. Thank God. Can somebody help him down the steps? Stop it. You're such an asshole. Can somebody help him down the steps?

Okay, listen. Can we just get to our topics? Make sure you hold on to a rail. Look at the back of my notes say, Kate has no critics. Yeah. Okay, listen. I have notes. But Christmas was good.

And so for the most part, it was good, right? Good. Yeah. I mean, mine's always fun. I always have a good time seeing my family but after like four days it's really...

Oh, man. Family, like you like... That's it. Cool. You just have a limit. It's a sober... For me, it just gets me sober. I spend a week sober pretty much

because nobody drinks. My mom doesn't drink. Nobody drinks in my family. A week sober? Nobody. I know. You go home, you be scratching.

You're like, yo, y'all ain't got no... I'm like, give me the... No PBRs and no shit? Nobody. I know. You go home, you be scratching. You're like, yo, y'all ain't got no PBRs or no shit? Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, okay. I have a list of things that we need to talk about. Why do you sound like you went into a news reporter mode? Because I feel like we need to get to this list.

You gave me this whole list. You gave me the list. No, it's not a list. It was just like ideas or things that I was talking about. It says ask Donnell. Yeah, ask Donnell. That's the note that a producer gives to you. That's the note.

Oh, that's like the parentheses part? Yeah, and then because we did this in the pre-production, and we said just in case we forgot something, these were bullet points just to be able to get there. Yeah. And since you blew the spot up, Did I really? Did you blew the spot up, one of the things that we wanted to get to was, we talked about it, silo, silo, what was it in the last episode?

Silo, social media silo. And one of the points I was trying to make was like, how sometimes reading negative comments can help you out because you might be able to address some of the things that you didn't think that were a problem. I think it's important to read your negative comments. And negative or positive. You always want to hit positive first. Sure. So I did on Instagram,

I did a post and I encouraged people to send me questions they would ask me as if they were interviewing. So basically, this is the show that our followers get to host. And they get to ask the questions. You wanted your followers to send. Oh, these are questions.

These are questions that you got in your DMs. You want me to ask you these. I'm going to ask you these. I have some other shit in my DMs, too, but I didn't want to put that out. Yeah, I believe that. Yeah, I'd rather not see all those dick pics you get. Do you get dick pics? Do you get gay guys that send you dick pics? See, this is when white humor to put that out. Yeah, I'd rather not see all those dick pics you get. Do you get dick pics? Do you get gay guys that send you dick pics?

See, this is when white humor is at its finest point. No, I want to know. You know what I'm saying? This is white humor. The reason why... Oh my God, you're so racist. This is not racist. It's the truth.

White folks don't have no problem with doing like dick jokes, dick on dick. Yo, remember that time I sucked your dick and then I woke up and I was like, whoa, what happened? That is the worst impression of a white comedian. Okay, but you understand what I'm saying. dick on dick do yo remember that time I sucked your dick and then I woke up and I was like whoa what happened that is the worst impression of a white comedian okay but you understand what I'm saying no

the point I'm making is I get dick pics but I'm not getting dick pics that's the part I make why you gotta make it about black and white Charlamagne

why you gotta make it like that no but I'm telling you there's a difference black comics don't do dick jokes I'm not saying that you got frat boy humor okay maybe I'm not saying that. You got frat boy humor. Okay, maybe that's what I'm trying to say. Frat boy humor. Uh-huh. Frat boy humor is like this, yo,

what do you call it when you put your balls on somebody's forehead? T-bag. T-bag. T-bag. Oh, shit. She know about it. She know about a T-bag. I've never been T-bagged. Bring it back. Bring it back. Stay focused. Okay. You've never been teabagged. Bring it back. Bring it back.

Stay focused. Okay. You've never been teabagged. There's a different name? On my forehead? Yeah. No. But I think when they dip their balls in your mouth, it's called that too, isn't it?

You're right. You're right. Thank you. I got what do you call? What do you call? What do you call? What do you call nuts on a wall? On a wall on a wall

yeah I don't know walnuts oh oh is that black humor is that a higher brow art form than dick jokes

what do you call what do you call alright what do you call nuts on your chest chesticles what do you call

what do you call we're really killing. What do you call nuts on your chin? I don't know. A dick in your mouth. Happy holidays. That's a stalking stuffer. Time out. All right, time out. Yo, time out.

I'm so sorry, right? I'm so sorry. That was excellent. No stuffer. Time out. All right, time out. Yo, time out. I'm so sorry, right? I'm so sorry. That was excellent. No, listen. Listen. Listen. Listen, Linda.

Listen. Listen. Linda, please listen. Why are you calling me Linda? I'm not listening. Who is Linda? You don't understand how fucking funny it is. You went for the oldest Deez Nuts joke. Who's Linda?

Why are you calling me Linda? Linda. What does that mean? you call me Linda? Linda. What does that mean? What is your drink? I don't know exactly. It's vodka and something. Soda. White chicks love soda.

Is that what you got? I got vodka and time. I really like tequila, but... But why do white chicks like vodka and soda so much? Because I don't want sugar. I avoid sugar because I think... You don't want a sugar unless it's sugar daddy? I want a sugar...

I don't want a sugar daddy. I tried to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. No? I can't. I can't take money. Even my rich friends that want to give me money, I won't take it. One time I totaled my car. Rampage was like, I'll get you a new car. We're just friends. I was like, I can't. I just can't. I can't. I can't take it.

Even if I'm fucking you, I won't take it. Yo, you know there's a lot of women that's listening right now talking about, I knew she was crazy. I know. I know. I wish I could. But I didn't know she was crazy, crazy. I can't do it.

I even get uncomfortable. That's good. That's awesome. I get uncomfortable when guys take me to expensive restaurants even. And if they do, I... My expensive restaurant to you is Roy Rogers. Yo, you still in Lee Press on Nails. I've never been there. You still in Lee Press on Nails.

I've never been there. You still in Lee Press on Nails for 7-Eleven. Roy Rogers is a fine date for Kate. Honestly, I think. Fine date for Kate. Yeah, because when I was growing up, Red Lobster was like the bougiest spot. Red Lobster still is.

You know, I don't care what. When I say this, you'll get like, like in the black community, Red Lobster was like, it was where you went graduations. You know what I mean? Football team. It was just like, oh, shit.

We going to Red Lobster. You thought it was the best shit. You think that's the black community or you think that's just like Midwest? Because where I grew up, it was the same thing. I don't know the Midwest community. There might be a lot of similarities. I don't know that. I don't think all the black communities have Red Lobster.

They don't have that in the city, do they? It's one that they go to. It's one. It's one. Like, if you't have that in the city, do they? It's one that they go to. It's one. It's one. Like, you in the neighborhood, you got two red lobsters. Really? Yo, you out of town. You got two red lobsters.

I know you want to agree with this, but Fran would. Fran would. Fran would. Fran, because I know Fran probably been in some red lobster pocket a lot. My mom loves it. Wherever you go, that's almost anything. You got like two red lobsters. You got the white red lobster, and then you got the black red lobster.

For real? What? I wonder where my black red lobster was growing up. I should go there. Wherever it is, you got the black and the white red lobsters. But even with your culture of loving red lobsters, after a while, when you start getting older, you're like, shit's not the best grade,

not the best shit. But one thing that holds every community together. Red Lobster. No, not that. Every race. What? Every sexuality. That everybody can come together and gives peace.

More than anything, Red Lobster? The biscuits. The Cheddar Bay biscuits. That's what's up. The Cheddar Biscuits? That's real. Yo, Cheddar Biscuits will bring countries together. I think Cheddar Biscuits can bring countries together.

I think that's true. You're so right. Those Cheddar Biscuits, and you can like, it don't matter what anybody get, you're like this, man, I just want two of the biscuits. Those biscuits,

and they didn't even sell the mix, but you can't. It's not the same. Unless you got a biscuit bacon bitch at home. A biscuit bacon bitch? A biscuit bacon bitch. Say that. Some motherfuckers know how to measure all the flour in the dough. Like the Martha, the mom.

What's my girl that I used to have a crush on? A biscuit bacon bitch. I want that. Paula Deen. You have a crush on a biscuit bacon bitch Paula Deen you had a crush on Paula Deen man I know this sounds I don't know if I've ever said this Paula Deen man

the way Paula Deen say Paula Deen she just say biscuits and butter and you was I. Guess your dick hard? I didn't say dick hard. Is that frat boy? You said that

in your dick hard voice too. Why you change the tone? Yo, why'd you change the tone? I don't know. You said dick hard. Like mine. I don't think I did. I don't think I did. No. But it was just something about her voice that was very, very exciting. You said dick hard. Like mine. I don't think I did. I don't think I did. I think you just heard that. But it was just something about her voice that was very, very exciting. And she just disappeared.

Yeah, she did. Is she still around? I don't know what she was. She's around. But any time you hear lathered, buttered, and smothered, it's just something about that. I don't think of lathered with biscuits. That's soap. That's like shower lather.

Lather that butter all on it. All I know is I just love people that get excited about chain restaurants. Like my gay uncle, I took him out for his birthday. I said, in LA, anywhere you want to go, I'll buy you dinner. He said TGI Fridays. Right. I was like, where the fuck is that? They don't even have those here.

We had to drive way out in the valley to go there. I know, but it's just something like those chain restaurants, they represent something to people. And I like that. Like people that still fuck with that. You like 7-Eleven, I mean 7-Eleven restaurants, they represent something to people. And I like that. Like people that still fuck with that. You like 7-Eleven, I mean 7-Eleven coffee, so that's not easy. I just like simple shit. And I get uncomfortable when, I get uncomfortable if I don't know what things mean on the menu. Do you know what I mean?

Oh yeah, I got a friend like, you want them people just like this, like the chicken. Yeah, I really am. Whatever it is, it's like the chicken. You get nervous. No, but I don't, with with me and i eat out a lot i think food is just it's like adventure you know i mean and taking chances but like me and you when we were in dc you took me to like two of the coolest spots but one of them was nando's but that's my point they were both like low-key chill in fact that one like side of the road joint where

you had to walk up and order the chicken. Oh, the chicken sandwich. Yeah, it was like a drive up, walk in. But that was like, that's just crossing to that area. That's what I mean though. But like that to me is way more fun than going to some like fancy bullshit. No, I like some fancy,

I like some shit I can't pronounce every once in a while. You know what I hate? When someone tricks you and you go to a place and you think it's good and then it's vegan. Have you ever had that happen? That's like being disrespectful to vegans. I know, but I can't help it. There's a restaurant up the street from here that's supposed to be so good.

And someone took me there and I ordered ceviche and it was vegan ceviche. I don't want to disrespect the vegans. Okay, you be nice no I'm just saying like I mean I used to talk a lot of shit about them they get mad those vegans get mad

they fucking serious yeah but you know what sucks the vegans get mad they be looking for everything to criticize you about and he has plastic straws yeah all that shit

oh yeah but they threaten you but they threaten you with names like Colonel Cucumber and shit like they don't even know yeah but RZA was he's a veganZA is a vegan. And I got

attacked by the vegan community. I don't want that. I don't want that problem. I'm not scared of a vegan. I ain't never seen a vegan over 110 pounds. I'm not mad at vegans. They be talking all that tough vegan shit like, if you don't get the fuck out of my face. Nate Diaz

is a vegan. What? Nate Diaz vegan. I thought you said Joey Diaz. No. I'm like, what is that nigga eating, trees? Nate Diaz, he's a fighter. He's a badass. No, I'm just joking. I love you, Joey Diaz. But I'm saying, the thought of Joey Diaz being a vegan, I'm like, this motherfucker

eating trees. He's not a vegan. I love Joey. Listen, I gotta ask you some of these questions. There's actually some good questions on here. Some people ask questions. Going back, recapping. I'm not reca vegan. I love Joey. Listen, I gotta ask you some of these questions. There's actually some good questions on here. Some people ask questions. Going back, recapping. I'm not recapping. I'm going back. Yeah. Basically, we ask people on social media to follow it, like it,

subscribe, whatever. What kind of questions would they want to ask? Here's some of them. These are good. This is actually an interesting question. I never thought to ask you, but this is kind of more serious. But all right, I'll just read you what this guy said. He said, love the podcast, brother. Been following you since Chappelle's show.

You and Charlie Murphy. God rest his soul. I was wondering, how did being on Chappelle's show change you? I mean, you saw, the way you saw things in the comedy business. How did Dave leaving the show, the way he did affect you on a personal level? Just start there. There's a long-ass question. How did the show affect me? Yeah, how did dave leaving the show the way he did affect you on a personal level let's just start there there's there's a long-ass question how did the show affect me yeah how did it affect you and how did i think dave leaving the show is actually really interesting even affected me and i wasn't on the show so i'm curious what you have to say well in fact it affected me when dave left

the show because the show was so popular that the show was really, really popular. And at the same time, Charlie Murphy was popular and Bill Burr was popular. And we were doing a tour called the I'm Rich Bitch Tour. You know, the tour was called I'm Rich Bitch Tour, but we couldn't do it. We had to come off a tour because we were in production for the third season of the show. So when Dave, when he actually went to Africa,

it felt good to us because like, oh, shit, he's gone. We don't know how long he's going to be gone. But now we can go out and make some money on the road. Oh, so it was a good thing. It was a great thing. You were like, thank you. It was a great thing. We was like, fuck that.

Let's just take it to the road. And even when he left and even when he came back, but not came back, came back, it was like, for me, it was never, and I've probably talked about this on podcasts before, but it was never no hard feelings. You know, I was never upset. I was never like, motherfucker, we were supposed to get that money because I felt like up until the point where he left, the show gave me a platform for people to see what I've been doing for years. So it was just like, man, I was thankful for it, grateful for it.

It was a dope-ass show. But, you know, you keep it moving. Again, I've shared this story on a million platforms, but never my platform. So that's why I was, you know, having a problem answering that. But also, you're like a real, I feel like you're a real friend. And, like, you know, you showed me, and you put it on the birthday episode,

the toast that Dave did for you for your birthday. But one thing he said that stuck out to me is that you still called him and you guys were still boys after he left. I still was pitching skits. That's why. Yo, I was like this. I was like, yeah, man, I know you ain't going to do the show anymore, but I know what we can do.

This is how you can come back right we can do a show like he needs your idea for a comeback yeah I'm like this but I had a great comeback I was gonna be like yeah it was gonna be good fellas and then you was gonna get in the trunk and all of a sudden pow it's me bitches I had like five joints

but when he left it was just like I was happy he was cool and happy that you know that he gave me a shot for people to see. I've built a fan base over years, but a lot of it I can contribute to the platform of Chappelle Show, and that was through Dave and Neil. But that is a testimony to you, too, as a person. Because, I mean, I've said so many times that if you want to find out who your two friends are in this business you leave for a minute oh yeah and your two friends call you like I bet there's lots of people that never hit him up because

they thought he was gone you know and like that's that's what's great about you even though I don't say nice things about you off I know that's almost like you you like it was printed that's was that the one thing that all the fuck good things about you but the one thing's great about you is that's it, Donnell. Nothing else. You're a good friend. You are a good friend. And you're very positive. You're welcome. Anyway, alright. Well, that was the only question you got.

I'm just kidding. You an asshole, man. You an asshole. So, how long have you been knowing Kate is the next question. The better one, do you actually text it to me. This is one that's interesting. Who is the hardest comedian you ever had to follow? The hardest comedian?

God damn, it's hard for me to gauge it because I really feel like I can follow anybody. Not on like being cocky or anything, but just being in a shift. What about at the beginning? Was there ever somebody when you were newer? No, because at the beginning, I was so always,

I was always excited about, I always wanted to go behind the toughest motherfuckers from jump from jump not me man I used to be terrified

no let me tell let me tell you something I used to get so excited I used to go comedy connection to green belt I used to go there and it'd be like

24 comedians on the list and I used to think they would save me the headline they just kept bumping me and bumping me I never I was like oh shit god damn at the headline. They just kept bumping me and bumping me. I never, I was like, oh shit, god damn.

At the beginning you thought that? At the beginning. That's funny. And all I wanted to do, all I wanted to do was rip behind the baddest motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. I remember, and then when I was in D.C., they was like this. They kept giving challenges. Oh yeah, you know, they put you through a system.

He's funny, but he only got two minutes or he's got then you get three minutes or he don't have five minutes then he cursed then you don't curse you know i mean they always it's always a test so he can do this but he can't do this but he's gonna do this and then they used to hit all that shit and one day uh pop everest he was like yeah we're gonna put you behind teddy carbon and i was like man fuck teddy carbon and at the time teddy carbon was an animal on stage yeah like he was like, man, fuck Teddy Carpenter. And at the time Teddy Carpenter was an animal on stage. Yeah. Like he was of the Def Jam era.

And when he'd go in the room, people were just like, oh shit. You know as one person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The comics even come in. Yeah, you're like, oh shit, he about to rip this shit. And Teddy Carpenter went up there and he did what Teddy Carpenter does. He went up there and ripped it. And I came behind it and re-ripped it.

Really? I always felt like those moments, and a lot of people are afraid of them, those are the moments that, you know, those are the moments where you're like, all right, what's the next level? Those are the moments that you separate yourself from everything and everybody else. I agree. That's also when you change, I think, too, though, because I remember when that stopped being scary to me. But at the beginning

dude I was so scared. Like the first three times I went up at Real Clubs was Dave Attell, Michael Richards, which was like my first show ever. Michael Richards went up for me and then Ron White. And I remember Ron was the hardest. Oh Ron, I came behind

Ron White in Atlanta at the Tabernacle he is so funny and it was just like he is so dope and I watched him as a fan

yeah you know what I'm saying you know I'm watching I'm like god damn this is just audience like a motherfucker

I'm like this is a home run they be doing like white different cackles and noises and shit like like the black black black versions of hooty who but he was just in this element man it was like a lot of people that

look like him in the audience hilarious but he was funny and we hung out that night and i came behind and um i did my i did my thing oh you know the scariest time i won't answer another one because these are your questions the scariest scariest time me, because you know when you're hosting, the hardest part is if you have to kill time between two killers and you're a new host. And one time at the Comedy Store, I had to kill time between Joe Rogan and Louis C.K. Like, Louis popped in, Joe was running late, and it was like my first year. But those are the, I'm telling you, when you talk about. That is the moment, though, that makes you stronger or you cave like if you talk about comedy and like when you first start the levels of it start from an emcee to a feature to a

headliner there's only certain times where you're gonna have to have a defining moment yeah you know what i'm saying like you said like you know like as a host but that's when you're recognized. It's true. When it's like this, oh shit, we already know she just did all her heat. You know, like, but. Now what? Yo, yeah, yeah, but yo, we need 20 more minutes. Yeah. She already busted her nut. And what is she going to do now?

And you're scrambling like, oh shit. And you're looking for that person. But then you find a place, you get in the groove, and then you feel like you can go all day. Yeah, it's true. Those are the moments, man. This is another one. I'm going to read this to you because this is long as shit, but... Oh, this guy said, talk about Tekashi69 possibly getting

out tomorrow, and where can I buy one of those phone stands? Well, if Tekashi69... This might have been old information, but if I was talking about Tekashi69, now this may be dated when it comes out. Yeah he might be out. But if Takashi 69

is free and he's out of jail the first thing he's going to do is go past the breakfast club and ask Charlamagne the God to suck his dick. What? Can you explain that to the people like me

that have no fucking idea what you're talking about? Yo, yo, okay. All right, I know that sounds crazy. All I know about this whole Tekashi69 story is that he snitched on people. No, he snitched on people. That's all I know. Okay, that's what you know.

He snitched on people. Yeah. And Charlamagne Tha God wasn't a huge fan of Tekashi69. And he even told him, he said, a year from now, you're going to either be dead or in jail. He didn't die, but he was in jail. So Charlamagne felt like, he was a fan of Tekashi69. And he even told him, he said, a year from now, you're going to either be dead or in jail. He didn't die, but he was in jail. So Charlamagne felt like, he was like, I told y'all.

And then when Tekashi got locked up, Charlamagne was like, I told y'all. And then Charlamagne went on another one of his podcasts and said, if Tekashi69 beat that charge, he said, I would suck his dick. Uh-uh. Uh-huh. He really said that? Yo, he said that. And then he's gonna be like, is that all you?

Yo, yo, I don't know. But listen, he said that. He said, if it didn't, I was, you know, you know what I'm saying? And he said it. You're sure about this. He definitely said, I got the audio. I'm gonna suck his dick. You want to hear the clip? Yeah. Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold? I got the audio. I'm going to suck his dick. You want to hear the clip? Yeah. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Get the clip. Tex-Tex is still alive. Don't do it. Okay? Not worth it. If Tekashi69 beats this case, I'll suck his dick. He don't even have to ask me. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Did he or did he not say? Yes. He said it. He said it as clear as you can say it. And here's the part that fucked me up about it. He did not say no homo or pause before or after it. Now I want him to get out.

I want him to get out. I want him to get out. Yo, yo, you want him to get out so he has to say. Yeah. Yo, like I know. I watched that. I don't know what they do in the streets. In your streets.

My streets. In my streets. In the neighborhoods we call it. In the neighborhoods. The cul-de- know what they do in the streets. In your streets. My streets. In my streets. In the neighborhoods, we call it. In the neighborhoods. The cul-de-sacs. But in the streets, a bet is a goddamn bet. So I don't know how it fared out. Man.

I don't know that. I want to see some dick sucking. Ooh, I would watch that. What the fuck? Did you say you want to see some what? Dick sucking. What do you think I said? Neck. Neck. what the fuck did you say you want to see some what dick sucking what do you think I suck

neck neck no you see you don't care who it is I want to see that neck nah I'm saying

I'm going to pass on that but I'm saying I'm saying if you got pay up you know I'm saying that's the ultimate wait a minute wait a minute

I want to watch that tank oh you didn't I don't know if you know this but tank you know tank what's the, you know, Tank. What's the Tank story? Tank, the R&B singer?

Yeah. He was on another popular podcast where he was talking about sexuality. I don't know exactly how it goes. But just so the story was, he said that if a man sucked dick, if a man sucked dick like twice, doesn't mean he's gay. He just was curious. He decided something he didn't want to do. Bi-curious.

Yeah. But where I'm from, bi-curious, all of them is the same gays. Me too, actually. I think that if you suck dick as a man, you're gay. God damn, you seem so graphic. No, he was saying like one day if you was all lit. Why is it more graphic when I say suck dick than if you say suck dick? I don't know.

It is. If a dude get neck. Here's my thing. If you get your. What? Wait. Oh, God. If you get your dick sucked by another dude, is that gay?

That's not the conversation. Say that to that camera. Say that to, talk to Charlamagne. Talk to him. Don't look me in my eyes. No, I want to know. Okay, if you get your dick sucked by another dude, is that

gay? Or if you suck dick, that's gay, but if you just get your dick sucked, is that... Don't look at me. Look in the motherfucking camera, nigga. That's not my question. It feels too porno to look in there. No, look at that camera. Like, you never had this scenario. Like, you never had this.. Like, you never had this.

All right, back to one. I feel uncomfortable with it. All right, back to one. If a guy... Wait a minute, let's do it. Back to one, and what's the name of this scene? Just stop. No, this is Charlemagne's scene.

Charlemagne question on one. Everybody quiet on the set. Quiet, quiet. Come on, get in. Come on, man. Tell them you're... telling me you're telling people know you don't know drink down just let me ask the fucking drink down all right um um neck roll sound quiet neck and neck sounds right do i have to clap her in no yeah you gotta say

clap it in sounds rolling Quiet people Hold the work And action Okay Charlamagne If a dude sucks your dick Does that make you gay? If you don't suck any dick That's it Got it

Alright Right right right Right right right But for real If a guy sucks your dick That doesn't mean you're gay right Why don't you Keep looking at anything

You got to do Somebody blowing another dude Look at that camera man Fine I'm not beefing with Right, right, right, right. But for real, if a guy sucks your dick, that doesn't mean you're gay, right? Why don't you keep looking at anything you got doing? Somebody blowing another dude. Look at that camera, man. Fine. I'm not beefing with LP, KT, EFGs or whatever. I'm just saying I don't want to promote it. There's no EMGs. I want to promote it.

L-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. That's disrespectful to the LGBTQ. No disrespect to the LBGQ. We love all of them. But anyway, all right, well, I forgot what we were even talking about with all this dick sucking nonsense. No, that was a conversation that you started. The Tekashi69 guy is going to suck.

Yeah, but here's the thing. That's going to be his priority. That's going to be the first ultimate troll. He'll go on Power 105 The Breakfast Club live. Oh, here it is. And you have to do it live. Tank calls out Charlamagne over Tekashi 6ix9ine fellatio remarks.

Oh, now he getting back at him? What did he say? He said, Tank visited this podcast and said, just because a man performs oral sex on another man twice Twice.

Two times. Like two dick minimum. Everybody knows that. Two dick minimum. After twice though. Right, twice. Like first one not going to give you psychological damage i don't know how many two i think he's right i mean maybe it means you're curious like like if i my question is what was tank's response to charlemagne's um uh no tank just said uh hey at ctha god just don't

do it twice that's all he said just don't do it twice. That's all he said. Just don't do it twice. Oh, shit. He probably passed that two limit. I'm pretty sure. All I know is, I think it's kind of true, because if you go down on a girl and you don't like it, you are curious. Yeah, but that's more accepted.

Yeah, it is. But why shouldn't it be accepted for men to try it out? Well, nobody's going to answer for that. No, that's not what you do, but y'all can lickety split. What percentage of men do you think have licked another man's dick one time? These questions aren't for me. Ask that to Charlamagne again.

Why can't I ask you? Look at the camera. Just guessing. Back to one. Back to one. What percentage of men do you think have licked another man's dick? Tank, Charlamagne.

That's for both of y'all. That means Tank's done it for sure. I don't know. At least once. I don for sure. I don't know. At least once. I don't know. Anyway, we're moving on. That was the whole thing, right? That's your whole answer to the 6-9 thing. The thing is, first off,

a lot of people would like to see that happen just because they just want to shit on Charlemagne and it's supposed to be a bet. But the more interesting thing, if he's free or not, and I predicted this, is that in 2020,

Tekashi 6ix9ine would be the biggest hip-hop artist of the whole 2020. Really? You think that? 100%. Huh. And the reason why, and I say this on other platforms, is because everybody's talking about the street coal and the fact that he snitched on a lot of people.

Yeah. George Perez was talking about it. He was so angry. And I know you don't understand why George is so upset. No, I do understand. I don't think Martha Stewart didn't snitch. She went to jail. Yeah, but he snitched on a lot of people.

But the thing is, the that like uh like uh really like takashi whatever they're not people that live by the street code like his fan base aren't real niggas aren't thugs aren't like his fan base not real killers like that so that's why you think he'll be big because he has a lot of, he has those people that really connect with the troll aspect of it. You know what I'm saying? He's a young kid that's on that whole TikTok shit, the social media shit. You can create a star. You can troll your way into a career.

So those people support him. And then it'll be something like he wouldn't even have to. I don't think he'd have to perform. He could just be on his phone. And if you come out with some shit and whether you know it or not, some of the biggest producers I guarantee you will work with him.

What do you think about him though? Because he's still a brand and a name. I'm really curious about this though because I don't know his music. What do you think about him as an artist? Do you actually like his music? I mean, I like he it's not my thing.

You know what I'm saying? But what I'm saying is I see how his music move the youth. They get excited about it. They get excited about it. They was excited about his whole, the image that he portrayed. And as much as he says

in court now that that's not who he was, that's the image but that just shows you how easily you can trick and manipulate people I mean that's like we were talking before the podcast about oh shit Fox about to fall off the wall keep talking

no more dick no no no this is separate but we were talking before the podcast about separating artists from scandal, like Michael Jackson. I still listen to Michael Jackson. Why would Michael Jackson got to be always the go-to? He's like the go-to guy when it comes to that. That's who came up.

Literally and figuratively speaking, but go ahead. No, but I mean, we were talking about the Harvey Weinstein thing. You asked, would you still work with Harvey Weinstein? I think that you can separate someone's body of work from what kind of person they are but that question that i asked you was the same question that tmz asked me i know this was when it was how i was impressed this was like two years ago they asked you do you think women will still work with him yeah and then what they try to make it seem like i said that it was they try to make it seem like i said it was the woman's fault and that's not I said. That's not how it came off to me.

No. Well, that was a full story. And my point was Hollywood is a very seedy, crazy, dark place. Yeah. And if you, in this business, you have to have a certain type of mental strength. Yeah. And if you don't, you don't. a certain type of mental strength. Yeah. And if you don't, you don't. That's just that red fox trying to tell me to shut up.

We'll get it later. But if you don't, it'll take control of you. And I also said that it's important. The best thing about the Me Too movement and everything, it shook a lot of men up. It shook some men up that with possibly like some evil shit it shook them up and make motherfuckers think different and cut down a lot of bullshit you know it made guys think twice but it's weird though i don't think i don't know i mean i don't want to

get into a whole me too conversation but for me the me too i got time for the whole me too conversation because the question the question was um like would you still work with harvey and will it will it like should like something people now yeah you will work with him in the 60s and 70s but see but i'm not scared to work with guys like that because i will just tell them no but i will also tell you i've definitely lost a lot of work telling dudes no like a hundred percent i have lost work i've lost meetings but now harvey weinstein people will be watching him real close so now's the safe time to work with him it's the same time but not only that but i've i'll continue to um say that even though he's not he's he's lost his company everything he's still he still has his influence and like the point i was making, it's still nothing for Harvey.

You see how his company is bailing him out with whatever he's trying to pitch to these women in regard to a civil suit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's not paying out of pocket right now. He's not paying out of pocket. So, you know, United we stand when it comes to that. But I still think, no matter what happens to him,

that he will still have an influence in Hollywood. Do you really? Yeah. I'm curious. I don't know. If he gets found guilty in criminal court on the rape charges, I'm not sure what will happen. Yeah, but I'm just telling you, he'll still be able to pick up the phone

and he'll still be able to influence decisions. He still has people on his side, and there's definitely still guys behind him. Because they'll respect the fact that he was good at what he did. He was good at what he did. And when you said that earlier, I was like this, why don't black entertainers get that

same level of respect? You know what I'm saying? As hideous and evil as you think R. Kelly was. I still listen to R. Kelly and I heard him the other day. You're a different breed. I heard him at a club the other night though.

Yeah, he got a truck stop. That's what they play R. Kelly. But wait, I feel bad listening to R. Kelly sometimes. But you know, I dated a guy that got Me Too'd and I even still listen to his music because he's so brilliant. You dated a guy that got Me Too'd? Yeah. He got Me Too'd? Oh! Yeah. Like the Terry Crews shit. music because he's so brilliant it's like it's like you dated a guy that got me too yeah he got me too my oh yeah like like like his shit got all canceled like this guy dated he had three albums canceled he lost a fender guitar i mean because he wouldn't because he wouldn't let them give him

neck no this guy got he had a new york times story written about him like eight women called him out for abuse and stuff. And his label canceled his album. And he's a Grammy-winning, huge guy. And as much as I was personally hurt by this person, and I even made a statement about it, but I still am a fan of him as a musician. I still want to hear his next album.

So it's just, I can separate the two like so it's it's just i can separate the two things but some oh i know i can separate it motherfuckers trying to get me to get rid of my r kelly shit i was like you can forget about that shit i know but i also feel a little guilty but not tp2 i don't feel guilty or r kelly shit do you feel guilty supporting them because when you listen to them no i'm not gonna buy no new shit but i will listen to their old shit but they still make money on that too my gay brother told me me when R. Kelly got accused of everything, he said, I don't like the shit he was doing or what they say he did. He said, but I will never stop stepping in the name of love.

And listen, I'm telling you the truth. And my son runs around the house and he's like, because my song is, my mind's telling me no. That's your ringtone on my phone. Oh my God. Dude, wait, hold on. my mind's telling me no that's your ringtone on my phone oh my god dude wait hold on you gotta call me

that's your ringtone wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute you didn't do that to me of course I did are you kidding hold on hold on

let me see wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute are you kidding me no you gotta call me I'm about to get beat down sometimes you call me

in the middle of a conversation that song starts playing and I feel bad. That's done, Al. Len, look at your little photo. It's you flicking off the camera. Can you see that? Yo, that's so rough.

Yo, turn that shit off, bitch. Turn that shit off, bitch. Turn that shit off, bitch. Turn that shit off, bitch. Yo, my son Remus, he says, my mommy's telling me no, but my daddy, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yo, change my ringtone, dude.

Hell no, that's you all day. Cut, it's over. Change my ringtone. Nope, not doing it. Not doing it. Change my ringtone. I will not change it. Got it. If I change it,. Not doing it. Change my ringtone. I will not change it. Got it.

If I change it, I'm changing it to like something real disrespectful. Yo. What's worse? That's over, man. Cut it off. Cut. Cut. Thank you.