Donnell - What did the five fingers say to the face? Donnell Rawlings #76

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

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Charlie! There's a new joke going around, have you heard it? What is the five fingers side of the face? What? Slap! First of all, you don't slap a man. Okay? I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, and, you know, they did it in Paris, the guy would come up,

I challenge you to a duel. They would have a gunfight after that you had somebody had to go what's up everybody this is your boy Donnelly Rawlings I'm going to encourage you to subscribe to the Donnelly Rawlings show if you're wondering hey when can I see Donnelly rip a stage in half well look no further April 3rd I will be in Denver Colorado

at Comedy Works make sure you get those tickets and as always a joke can be too soon, but it never could be too soon for a funny observation. What did the five fingers say to the face? What? Stop! And now, enjoy the show.

Hut, hut, hut. The Donnell Rawlingslins show live in your face fuck out bitch ass nigga you'll never take my place nigga so so Thank you. That's right. You guys haven't heard this tune in a long time.

When you hear this tune, you know that it's time for me to have this cheesy voice. Shut up. Hey, hey, hold on one second. Hey, Kira, I'm right in the middle of a podcast right now. We're bringing the cheesy music back. And we were calling to get people to represent the streets. First of all, how do you feel as a young lady that's been in the streets, not that way, but knows the streets,

how do you feel about Chris Rock getting the shit smacked out of him at the Oscars? I feel like Chris Rock. Wait a minute. I need you to help me. All right. Give me a cheesy voice. I know you know how this goes Go Oh okay so I think

That Chris Rock Needs some Excuse my language No you went out of character Kira Go back to the character Cause my character can't say the N word But I need to say the N word I'll say it what happened

The nigga got the shit smacked at him, and then what? But he needs some nigga friends. What? You just used the N-word. With a hard E-R. Excuse me. Let me stop the music one time. Did you just say you can't say the N-word and say he needs nigga friends?

He does, but I can't. Okay, what he needs, excuse me, he needs Timbaland friends. Timbos. Timbos. Real niggas. Timbos. Street niggas. Timbos. Timbos. Real niggas. Timbos. Street niggas. He needs Timbos.

You know what? He has those type of niggas in his family. No, but he doesn't associate. They don't see him at Christmas. And that's why he got slapped in the face. God damn it. What was the wrong thing? All right, got to get back to this.

All right, we're going to get down to, like, what was the real thing going on in Will Smith's mind before he approached The Rock? And we're not talking about The Rock. Can you smell? But The Rock had just won an Oscar. Well, Will just isn't Tupac. And he won't be Tupac.

I agree. And Jada just don't love him like that. Nope. That's the problem! Yep. So why do you stay with someone and we're assuming that she don't love him?

We don't know. We know. We don't know because some people She moved a whole man in their house. She don't know that. Some people. But anyway, go ahead. I'm listening. Some people.

I'm listening. From Philly? No. I need to be quiet right now. Okay? Okay, I'm sorry. What we don't understand is their lifestyle. There's been speculation that they swing and do a lot of things.

And in some people's households, that's not a a problem and in some people have childhood trauma too and they you just nailed it listen will smith is dealing with childhood trauma child are we all yes but will is hood because that's the second person he smacked. So he's got it in him. That reporter that tried to kiss him that one time. That's what, yo, you know what? This is the thing, and I don't think anybody has talked about this. Right?

What is this? Lock and load it. Stay ready. Don't have to get ready. Wait a minute somebody called me it's a white man fuck that straight send a voicemail sorry cracker

um what was I saying Nikki you know I get so excited you're about to tell us about a story about someone getting hit I think you're about to say something about, cause we just brought up Will Smith punching someone else. Childhood trauma.

We all deal with some type of trauma. And I do agree with what Will Smith was going through. Childhood trauma. But the most trauma. It's really fucking with the black community. And I deal with it every day. Baby mama trauma. This really fucking with the black community. And I deal with it every day. Baby mama trauma. Nigga. Fuck Will Smith. Fuck Chris Rock. There it is. Yo, I'm going to tell you, he can say whatever he wants to say.

It comes down. Will Smith had a lot of frustration, but we don't know what it was. And I feel like that night, yesterday, Will Smith was going to smack the shit out of somebody. Didn't know who it was going to be. Somebody going to get the pause. That was all it was. He turned

around because he thought she was going to be impressed and she wasn't. This is when you know a nigga is dealing with like shit and getting fed up when they laugh like this. It's the laugh. And he's been holding this for years. The laugh, the smile like this. You take the high road and I'll take that like, yeah, I'll deal with it. Like shake

it off, shake it off. But everybody got a breaking point. Yeah, she's been emasculating him for years. Like I'm just talking about he's not good in bed with the August El Sina thing, and talking about how her... Hold that. Hold that. And what else? And talking about how

Tupac and her used to think that he was super corny. Yeah. You know what? I'm gonna tell you something. This is something that's troubling to a certain community. The light-skinned community has been going through this for a very long time the light skinned niggas have been going through it

for a very long time not being accepted not always feeling like people respect them with their blackness but I will say the real loser in this Oscar situation is dark skinned niggas. Chris,

dark skinned niggas, light skinned niggas are up. I'm expecting an album from I'll Be Sure any minute now. I'm expecting a collaboration with Matt Barnes any minute now. And this situation, if you had to profile, like, it's usually the dark skin niggas is

getting it off especially when you Brooklyn all day every day Brownsville never ran never will you know light skin niggas came up on this shit light skin niggas they feel like stronger now because they always get the bad rap when it comes to being aggressive when it comes to temperament and everything

so I think it was W's and L's the whole night. And it was so fucked up because it was a win. Can you imagine? But just the gangster side of it. I'm saying, I love Chris, but I guess from my perspective, the most gangster

shit, if you go smack a nigga, and then you win an Oscar. And then you cry about it and don't even apologize to the dude he did apologize to everybody except the real i'ma tell you that that was the crazy that's the craziest the the biggest the biggest moment of his life became the biggest moment of his life. Yes. Yo, that much. And then he went and partied later on.

Yo, he went and partied. I'm going to tell you one thing. And everybody that's listening to this podcast, you guys know that I've been going through a transition in my life. When I say that on the way I think, the friends that I'm around, the things that I do, my mindset when it comes to business, even to the point of my dress. And I've started to really introduce myself to the suit niggas. You know what I'm saying?

The bearded suit niggas. I had to chop my shit for a movie. I'll talk about that later. Nigga working. Looks good. Stay fine. I look finer. I mean, not.

You look more youthful. Why you couldn't say finer? Finer. You look finer. Foiner. I like it finer? Finer. You look finer. Foiner. Not light-skinned fine. Don't do it, Kara. Please.

Don't do it. I know that's been your dream is to be light-skinned fine. Don't fucking do it. Okay? There was a moment in my life where I did wrestle with being a light-skinned niggas with dimples and putting my foot up on the ball every time I take a picture with some shades looking down with my hands in the hoodie. The flamingo stance? Right.

Did you have to do that? What is the flamingo stance? You know, and the flamingos sit in the water and their leg just kind of tilts back. The gay bird? I don't give a fuck. No disrespect. Every flamingo look gay, nigga.

Joe, for real, they don't look. fuck. No disrespect. Every flamingo look gay, nigga. Yo, for real, they don't look. Yo, flamingos. They don't look like they'll kill anything. Just because they're pink? Yes, nigga. They eat a lot of shrimp. Man, I grew up pink was for girls, nigga. Fuck all that shrimp.

But they eat a lot of shrimp. They eat so much shrimp, they got iodine poisoning. They look gay. Nothing wrong with looking like a gay bird, but that's what they look like. You know, they look like gay birds. Light-skinned people are up. I have a new name now for light-skinned niggas. La niggas.

Is that like French? Yeah. Yo, them late niggas came up here, smacked the shit out of all of them bloods. All right, you can cut that blood. No niggas came up here, smacked the shit out of all of them bloods. Alright, you can cut that blood out. Them niggas serious about them cunts. Okay, leave it. Nigga, fuck that. Which one, nigga? I'm sorry. I don't know.

Whatever one, it's all good. Late niggas. Late niggas. Yo, Will Smith just became a late nigga. Here's the problem. And this is what people, a lot of people don't understand. And I was telling you about my transition, even on the dress, the DILF energy. It's real.

I realized, and I started LA Contento. How do you pronounce it? La Contento. La Contento. NYC. I'm sorry. No disrespect, but they got me right. Right.

They got me with these tailored suits and shit. And I took a real hard look at the video of the smack because nigga had to take it down in slow motion. And this is why I'm going to change because niggas react different in suits. That's why Chris Rock has smacked. The nigga had a tux on. Nigga, let me tell y'all something, no disrespect.

The nigga had a tux on. And if you look at it, let's take a time out right now. We're going to add this. Look at what's going on right now, right? Will Smith, look at what's going on right now. Will Smith, look, he used to wear suits. Look at his swag. Look look he used to wear suits look at his swag look look he used to wear suits and what he did was he unbuttoned it nigga yes listen that's when you know for all you suit niggas we know what y'all doing when y'all unbutton go back again when you unbutton

a button and you as a non-suit all the time wearing nigga which chris rock represented in this you did not see the situation where you were going to be in imminent danger we talked about that a couple weeks you didn't know what imminent danger a nigga unbutton a shit is going down look look not ready, look. Chris Rock right now, before, let's go back, and let's look at Chris Rock's light-skinned posture. Look, that's the posture of a light-skinned nigga. Look. Watch.

He's like a light-skinned nigga. It is right. Oh, nigga. You didn't unbutton your suit, Chris. Don't walk away. Don't walk away. Look at the face. Look at Will's face.

That is years of being upset about something. That's years of being perfect. Y'all don't understand, nigga. I grew up in Philly. All my niggas is dark skin. Shout out to Charlie Mack. One of the darkest niggas out there. Will is the lightest nigga out of all his mans.

Everybody dark. Right? And what happens is, this is why, no disrespect to the fashion guy, the bearded, suited, silver fox nigga. This is why I'm only wearing a suit like every three months. Because Chris Rock isn't prepared right now. Now, let's do this. Had he, this is where bearded humor is going to come in.

There's a picture. Had Chris Rock had a hoodie on and some Timbs, it would have been different. Because look, he kind of knuckles up at the end, but then he gets his. Right, but here's the problem. That five seconds nicking a suit delay cost him a smack. You know what I'm saying? Maybe if he had on Jordans. Jordans would have been a different thing.

I think, well, you know what, now that I think about it, it all depends because you had some classics. He wouldn't want to bend them or crease them. So a brand-new pair of Jordans is like wearing some patent-level shoes. It's the to um bend them or crease them so a brand new pair of jordan's is like wearing some patent leather shoes it's the same thing don't crease them but here layeth the problem that's my lawyer shit here layeth the problem when you're wearing a suit and you're approached by somebody you're thinking about your appearance first if you go back and see the slap and this is where people like why didn't Chris Rock

react because when he gets slapped he had to check his suit and see if he was still good let's do it again alright if you're watching this you'll see it right now slow motion look first thing he does is fix himself and this whoa he does the rich African stance

too yeah that's the rich African stance but this is why I commend him because you don't want to get in trouble because you want to be politically correct. The translation when he said he said, wow Will Smith just

slapped the shit out of me. And he kept that smile. That's a professional. But what he wanted to say was like did this nigga just smack the shit out of me but understanding that he was part of one of the biggest shows of the year he maintained this composure now the internet is buzzing like what would you do nobody knows kira are you still there are you still there i'm you still there? I'm here. Nobody, I respect a black woman that was quiet for me talking.

I respect that. There's a new black woman out here that's, I ain't gonna ruin it. But you called me, Kira, and you was like, what would, I'm gonna ask you a question. What would you have done if somebody smacked the shit out of you in front of millions and millions of people? Hello?

Kira? Did I lose you? This is probably a great time to start the show over again. All right, Kira, we lost you. We got a perspective from a woman now, and I'm going to call one of my mans is in him. And he represents the streets. Let's see if we can get this guy on the line.

Nikki, while we're waiting, what would you have done? First of all, I would have been in total shock, just like Chris Rock was. Like, you don't expect that. He had a big smile, thinking he was going to come give him a high five or something, and then he got slapped. Oh, man, I was supposed to use a FaceTime order on this one. I didn't.

Hope this guy picks up. Hey. That's right. We're not going to spend too much time on this. Go. I was going to say, ironically enough, did they pick up? gonna say ironically enough they pick up is that a record hello yeah what's up brother country this oh i can't say now i gotta let you know in advance that you are recorded you're on the podcast and of course you know there was a situation that happened last night we don't have to use your name to respect the

your privacy but as a real nigga as a real nigga and I consider you as a real nigga and on both sides of that you have worked and been around the presence of both of these people we were talking about yesterday Chris Rock and Will Smith when you first saw this were you watching it live yes I was

watching it live nigga my nigga you were watching it live like oh shit don't go by two niggas. What? Yeah, I said, these two, I said, oh man, these two good homies, right? Two real good brothers down the earth. I thought at first it was real, but when I saw the TV, like Paul. You what?

When I saw the TV, Paul. The TV paused? When it paused. When you at home, you're watching you watching it froze up like it paused so when it paused I knew then like uh oh something done popped off but then when it cut back you know I read lips and I saw

good brother Will lips moving I said uh oh I see a motherfucker came out and I see something said keep your name out my mouth and then when he was walking up there motherfucker came out and I see something that said, keep your name out of my mouth. Nigga, where you at? And then, when he was walking up there, I said, I know he about to high-five this motherfucker. Right. I said, uh-oh. And when it hit, I thought it wasn't real.

Right. But when I saw her eyes on the other good brother, I said, wait a minute, that really happened. Right. And that's when I heard, I said, oh, man, you know, at the end of the day, man, they're two good brothers, you know, we got love for both of them. Right. You know, and I pray that they don't, you know, resolve, work out.

But I just don't like the way the world is taking it left or right. I just don't like that. But, yeah, but if that was me. Nigga. Nigga. Yo, that's the question. If that was me. And you say that was me.

But you know what? That shit would have turned into salsa wars. Gotcha. You know why I would have never? You know why I never? I know what say that was you, but you know what? That shit would have turned into Salsa Wars. You know what I would have never? I know what never happened to you, son. And we all get dressed up for the most part. You going to keep some Tims on, some J's, some shit that got some grip on it. Some fucking nigga up here, nigga. You know what I'm saying?

Man, I would have kicked them damn slippery shoes off and went barefoot. I've been there barefoot like a bug, been scrapping like hell. They's like, what the hell happened? Then later I was like, I'm sorry, everybody. But see, that's me. That's me. Yo, you said, wait a minute. So we get to the problem.

Here's the items you shouldn't wear if you feel like you're going to be in imminent danger. No slippery-ass shoes, right? No, no, no slippery shoes. But you know, I pray that you know going to be in imminent danger. No slippery ass shoes. Right? Nah, nah, no slippery shoes. But you know, I pray that you know both of them good bruh. Both of them, if the world don't know, they both good men. That's why, you know, I'm going to add to that. That's why people ask me, Donnie, when are you going to say something? You got to say something.

You the king of too soon. I always say a joke could be too soon. But it's never too soon for a funny observation. The jokes I had was way too soon in that moment. Without me Yeah, yeah. You're the king of the too soon. Yeah, I am the king of, but I had a lot of things I had to take into consideration.

You know what I'm saying? I don't have a relationship with Will Smith, but I respect his body of work. I respect his work ethics. I respect everything he's built. You know what I'm saying? That nigga from Philly, he always did all that. Like I was saying, early country, all his friends are Dotsky niggas built you know what i'm saying that from philly he always did all that like i'm saying early country all his friends are dark skin niggas you know what i mean all all of will smith friends are dog skin so he got a dog skin mentality you know it's like a white dude growing up around black people you know what i'm saying it's like

he adapted that's how it is and light skinyska niggas, they have the hard time keep, every time I gotta prove my, you know, and I feel on that side of Will Smith, but Chris Rock, I love Chris Rock. You know what I'm saying? Like, whenever I'm in his presence, have nothing to respect for me. I've worked with him,

his whole family. Even when I thought about it, I was like, nigga, you don't want to go ham. You fuck with Chris. You fuck with his other brother. Now, one of his brothers, I was thinking his name, it would have been popper than that motherfucker. Because I know that he would keep it. You know what I'm talking about. I'll leave his name on me. He keep a poker. He keep a poker on him, son.

He would have said that joke at all. He would have said it all. You know, I got love for both of the brothers, man, to be real. And you know, in the world, I don't want people to betray them both a certain way. You know, one jokes that one was personal family-wise while he was upset. So at the end of the day, man, I just hate that it had to, you know, look like that on TV. Because, you know, outside of our community, it can get taken totally worse than what it is.

And I just, you know, I pray that both two brothers come together, which I don't think it's going to go no further. But I just pray that I don't like the fact that people look at it and we're all bad and look at Chris as he's bad, even though he was just, you know, being funny. Love to both of them brothers, man, and I know they're going to work it out. You know what, Country? Just being real. If it was, you know me, I ain't going to lie, man. It was me.

There's only one person on this earth walking that slapped me and got away with it, and that's my mama. Right. That's how it is. Hey, Country, Country, I gotta say this. We know you. I love you, bro. You stay close. You've been working with Team Chappelle forever. You hold

Dave Chappelle down. You keep him from situations like this, right? Could you, the next time you see Dave, could you pull him to the side and say, what's up with your manses? see Dave, could you pull him to the side and say, what's up with your mans? You say, could I pull him aside and say that? I know to keep it real, as a real one man, Dave got love for both of them.

You know, Dave is a person. He don't, you know, you know him too, bro. He don't be in controversy. He loves everybody. You know, we can joke. We can be what's made. But just like if me and him had a disagreement. disagreement he was liaison between Drake and ye he was liaison between usher and T pain nigga Dave we need you to stop this shit right now

David they could tell him niggas to be true to Shaq. David, somebody need to take a ride on the river, nigga. Hey, to be honest, bro, I don't even think it's gone that serious. You know, it's that bad out there, you know? I know. It's not like it's that bad. You know, you got love and respect from all.

And I want the world to know, man, them brothers got really, already before this, I know they had a relationship with all. You know, we all can bump heads. You don't bump heads, I'm saying. You're like, nigga, them brothers got really, already before this, I know they had a relationship with all. You know, we all can bump heads. You don't bump heads sometimes. You're like, nigga, I'm mad at you. I'm like, oh, nigga, get over it.

And then we know it's all love. Yeah, I felt like it was like a family reunion fight in the backyard when I watched it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it always happened at my family. You know what? You know, we'd be fighting over tater salad. Who got the last piece of chicken?

This is getting great. But this is what happened. I understand those fights happened, but then we got to go deeper and find out the root of it. Because usually when a nigga just smack a nigga, it's usually some shit like, I'm sick of this nigga, right? Well, you know, like two years ago, he got on Jada too at the Oscars. Yeah.

Remember he said, you remember he was talking about, that was the Oscars so white. And then Jada was saying, I'm not going to the Oscar. She was boycotting it. And he made that comment like, that's like me saying I'm boycotting Rihanna's panties. I wasn't invited in the first place.

Oh! This beat. Y'all crazy. Y'all crazy. Hey, love you, bro. Love you. Love, love, Chris. Love, Will.

Try to get off. Yo, country, country. Country, yo. I got it locked and loaded. You know more about my community and love. Country, good. I got it locked and loaded. I know you're trying to get off. I got it locked and loaded. Yo, I see you.

Bye-bye. You had to bye-bye and get too close, nigga. I know your publicist just hit you on the side. That nigga did like this how many times? How much time do I have on this call? That's right. I love you, brother. All right. I love you, too, son. I love you, brother. All right. I love you too, son.

I love you, bro. I'm going to see you in Atlanta. I'm going to see you in Atlanta. I'm going to see you soon too. Love you, bro. You know, shout out to Will and Chris, man. We love them, man. You know that.

It's love. It's brother love. All right, man. We are. All right. All right. Stop it. You ain't finished over with you two.

I think you about to be a politician, nigga. Fuck you. Waving at niggas. Shout out to the new mayor of D.C. My man. All right. Wow. This is very interesting.

What's ironic, too, is I don't know if you watch Chris Rock's new The Blackout on Netflix, his new Netflix special. Chris Rock? Yeah. I haven't seen it. It's brand new. It's a new extended version of The Tambourine and another one. But long story short, he did about a 20-minute skit on bullies

and why we need bullies in the world and how everyone needs to get punched in the face. That's what he said? Yes, he goes on like a 15, 20-minute rant. Wait a minute.

That is out there right now. Yes. Yo, so he spoke this into existence. Absolutely. So that's, in life, just speak it into existence. But he was always the,

what I felt bad about in this situation is he was always the nerd. He was talking about how he was flipped upside down by bullies back in the day. And he was punked. I feel like I felt bad. I'm like, he probably like transgressed back to a child when he just got slapped on stage.

So what you're trying to say is everyone really hates Chris. Fuck man. Fuck, man. God damn it. I hate that this happened. I hate that this happens in our fucking community. I hate that white people get to see us acting

like this, Samson. Especially for the first, not the first black producer, but the first. Him, Samson. The first full, the first full black production crew. You know, that's the,

that's, yeah. But he's not the first black producer of, you know that's the that's yeah but he's not the first black producer of you know you can't give shit to my boy Reggie Hudlin white man him you did it we don't want to do that around this motherfucker y'all look at him what happened you're speaking

speak up Lila okay first of all first offoya, first of all, your attitude and your body language right now, I am not the fucking enemy. This is the reenactment. No, I'm not the enemy. I am not the enemy.

Why did you put your hands like this for me? What the fuck did I do to you? Because I'm mad. Well, who you mad at? Where's your anger? Your topic. At Will. You're mad at Will for who you mad at? Where's your anger? Your topic. At Will. You're mad at Will for taking away Venus and Serena's platform,

their first movie, their first producing Oscar, and the girls. I forgot both of the young girls' names, but this is their big moment. And just to see the kids' faces when all of that was going down, too. They have some close-up of the kids' faces. Don't nobody want to hear that shit. I don't give a fuck about Serena and Venus. They could have went up there with two tennis balls in both hands and slid them

by my nuts. It wasn't going to be an iconic moment like a light-skinned nigga going on stage and smacking a dark-skinned nigga. I'll drop the bomb on that. We'll see that movie later. I can't with you.

Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Facts. You're missing the snort. I'm sorry. Facts. We got a new snort. Only when I laugh really loud or really hard do I snort.

We make the snort me. Facts. All right. We don't want to talk about that all day it was very interesting it's interesting to see how we're going to move past this it's interesting how they're going to see be like oh black on black crime

y'all want us to help y'all and y'all smacking niggas on the Oscars you know on the Oscars nigga yo I can see like yo Will was fucking in Brownsville the other day. Right? Yo,

I can see like, yo, y'all hear what happened in Compton? Will was at the, um, at a motherfucking marathon, the Marathon Continues Rally, right? Right, at one of them Nipsey Hussle joints and then boom, bop, smacked the shit out of Chris Rock at the Oscars in suits. Nigga, you know what they should do?

I'm gonna do it. This could be the beginning of Hoodfellas. Yeah. Bring him back. Bring you back. Stephanie, can you do me a favor, Stephanie? Stephanie is another one that's on the team

that this team has a way of just always trying to be helpful and sometimes their helpfulness not doesn't work out right the best thing I'm telling you the best bitch in the world excuse me I'm sorry Latoya I don't use two bitches this episode

correct but people try to offer you know like the best thing a woman can do if your phone is down to like 2%, I got a charger. I'm going to tell you, man, this might not be a moment for you,

but for a person that can't live on three, five, 7%, like I would make you turns and go back in. Um, this person that comes to him, like, do you need to charge it?

You're like, God damn, this bitch right on time. You would even go as far as to say, I love you. For the charger, huh? For the charger, anything at that moment, right? Because I was ready to knock this bitch block off

because another nigga gave her a cheesecake. A whole cheesecake. Wait, what? That's a... I want to know, where's this cheesecake? I want some. See how bitches act with cheesecakes? So imagine the power I would have on you if I gave you a whole cheesecake.

All right? Yeah. Yeah. Imagine if I would give you a whole cheesecake. You would be like, damn, you look fine today, Donny, with your little salt. Like this. Damn, you look fine today. What's up, everybody? This is boy Donny Rolls. I know that we're coming out of the pandemic. Down there with your little salt and... Like this. Damn, you look finer than everyone. With your little...

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Someone make an effort to do something nice, and you're like, oh god thank you that's so nice but here's the flip and this one I got angry you gave me a charger an external charger that literally is on 1% and then you want motherfucking credit

fuck out of here she tried she did man I'll give you one too i do it ain't about what nigga let me hold on i got some more joints man hold on hold on i forgot how to use this joint all right so damn i lost my thought again this is you know what you're trying to shoot us right now. No, y'all don't understand what's going on right now. I'm looking for my bank with the guns, nigga.

Okay, hold on. Intro. Boom. Outro. Oh, shit. I think it's right here. Hold on. Y'all might be in trouble.

That's not it. Yo, hold on. I'll be right there. Hold on, y'all. Chill. Don't get in trouble. That's not it. Yo, hold on. I'll be right there. Hold on, y'all. Chill. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, man.

I'm going to get used to this again. Hold on. What did I do? Is it like a machine gun you're looking for? Don't worry about it. What the fuck? I'm looking for it. Okay.

Don't worry about it. What the fuck? I'm looking for it. When I find it. That ain't it. Hey, that's a game show. Wait a minute. What the fuck is that?

Hold on. I know what it is. Hold on. Boom. Boom. I know it's right here. Oh, nigga. Woo.

That scared me. Y'all gonna stop fucking with me. That's Hiroshima. Hold on. What? That's really loud. Hey, Stephanie. You want to give me a fucking charge on 2% again?

What? Huh?% again? What? Huh? Do you? Huh? Samson, you want to be extra white again? Stop playing with me. This is George Floyd, nigga. Yo, you were here.

That's for all of y'all, nigga. Stop. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? I'm right here. That's for all of y'all niggas. Stop. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? I'm right here. Stop playing. We're done talking about Chris Rock. We're done talking about Will Smith.

Light skin, dark skin. Energy is going to be beat forever. What I do want to talk about is how great of this past weekend i had what did you do first off the whole week was dope i went back on set for the first time with um bmf production what day what day was that you've been in there you were there all week almost right yeah but i didn't work only worked like two days. Okay.

But, I mean, coming off of like having a solid week of comedy and then knowing you going on a set of probably what's going to be one of the hottest shows in black and pop culture over the winter and you're going to work again, it was exciting. Shout out to Randy Huggins for putting me on the show. Shout out to Tasha Smith. Shout out to 50 Cent for giving me his platform

I'm already on that I'm like oh shit I'm on some acting shit and mind you I've never been trained I've never taken a class for whatever skills that I have with acting it's been self taught watching people and stuff like that

and I never really took acting super serious. It was always like, oh, an extension of what I do as a stand-up comic or just something else to get into because I haven't supported myself as an actor. It's always been stand-up. So anytime I get this acting gig, I'm like, oh, should I get to play make-believe?

But I don't know. This time, this project,? But I don't know. This time, this project, like, I don't know. I'm just trying to feel it. It's a good role where you got to dig past comedy? It's not. The thing is, my character is a mortician. It was established on season one as a mortician.

People are like, so? But he's a mortician. For better or worse. He's a mortician. People are like, so? But he's a mortician. He likes cold titties. Can somebody Google motherfuckers like... It's like someone that likes to have sex with dead people? It's not me. I'm playing a character. What are they called?

Why are you looking at me? Necrophiliac? Neclomaniac. Necro. Can we get a fax right here? Necrophiliac. What? What's dead people?

It's dead people. Yeah, that's necrophilia. Necrophilia? So you're a necrophiliac i was right that's so fucking disgusting thank you guys but there's a certain like how level how how hard does your neck go go your philia which part like no i mean like you gotta fucking at a certain temperature. Necrophilia. Like, are they sitting around for a week? Are you like hot straight, hot off out? Like, do you know? Oh, man. I fuck dead people.

No, I don't. The character. That's crazy. How did you get into character for this? Shut up. I didn't. i didn't get in character i just think i don't know it's weird because the character is serious like serious and funny so i have to figure out a way to do both it's going to be very challenging and it's kind of of tough is like how do you get in character for something like that? Well they say in acting everyone

the part of acting is like everyone has every portion of everything in them. Like murderer. We all have that in us because something will make us turn into a murderer maybe one day we just don't know what it is. So you just have to get. It has to come out at a certain time. See? Motherfucking wheel somebody should have said and cut! Maybe one day we just don't know what it is. So you just have to get it. It has to come out at a certain time, right?

It has to come out at a certain time. See? Motherfucking wheel. Somebody should have said, and cut! Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how it happened. I don't. I'm doing, damn, this is going to be interesting.

Because I'm going to be on there like bits, like here and there. But I was so excited when I was driving off the set. I was like, yo, nigga, if you focus, you could probably be a good actor. You could really be good after. And I think that this role is going to lead up to me getting some more opportunities. So the week I was high off of that standard career has been going crazy. The podcast.

Thank you. People love you. You know what I'm saying? And I'll be telling niggas, don't say nothing. Cause then a bitch going to be coming. I mean, damn it.

Three. We should have had a money jar. We're too late. Woman. The woman. The woman. The queen. One of y'all women's. Right? Yo, you are doing a great job. People like you. People say that.

They say she compliment me. they say she be looking good we like the tops she was like she don't care we interrupt her which is very funny some people don't like that they say she just has a great spirit so for those people

it's all good I missed you in the last episode but it was like you know this podcast we got to run and gun we got to do it we like, you know, this podcast, we got to run and gun. You know what I'm saying? It's like, we got to do it. We got to do it. We're going to start working with this Rodecaster machine. So you could take it on the road. A little more.

And what was I saying? No, you're complimenting me and telling how wonderful I am. I knew you remember that shit. I knew you remember that shit. She was like, that wasn't what I was talking about. Because I'm not used to that. I always compliment you. I love you. that shit. I knew you remember that shit. She was like, that wasn't even what I was talking about. Because I'm not used to that. I always compliment you. I love you.

You know that. I love you for so many reasons. You know what I'm saying? I'm driving away from set. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Thank you, Latoya, for keeping me on track without an attitude this time. So I'm driving away from set, and I'm like, oh, shit.

I was working in the middle of the week. I had to move some of my shows away for those people that was going to see me in Michigan. And there's another Detroit. Detroit, same thing. I'm rescheduling those shows. I didn't cancel them. I'm rescheduling for different reasons. So I was like, because I had to move those shows around. I was like, oh shit.

You got a whole motherfucking you got a whole weekend with Austin. And those don't, I don't have those too much. I got to do, try to do weekend adventures usually in the daytime because I'm usually working.

And I was like, man, this is going to be dope. What I've learned, that one thing that's kind of cool about like a dad that's on the road a lot, when he comes home,

that nigga do everything. You know what I'm saying? You have a fun dad. Yeah, like, yeah, you know, like fun dad. Oh, I have a couple of those in do everything. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, the fun dad. Yeah, you know, like fun dad. Oh, I have a couple of those in my life. I remember once Dave said, well, I don't know what it was. He said, oh, I could be fun.

Fun dad is like, fun dads, they don't get the fucking homework. They don't get the tantrum. The discipline. They get Chuck E. Cheese. Fun dad is Chuck E. Cheese. You don't have to go to the grocery store in the rain but I'll be honest I love every

I love every part of the dad part I know that's the fun part but I love to wake him up I love to sit down and give him life lessons you know what I'm saying I like teaching him how to respect I like every part of it it's just that i don't have all those opportunities because i'm on the road so whenever i got a weekend

coming up i get super excited because all i said is yeah this is how my son this week because of course you know i always talk about his only co-parenting shit you know different emotions he's i say yeah it's daddy's son time, right? And this is why I know he a little punk ass nigga sometimes, right? He say, yeah, it is daddy's son time. And then he say, yeah, daddy, can mommy come? Damn, son, where'd you find this? Nigga!

I said, you got family time. You know what I'm saying? You got to do all of and that's the most important thing this is the most I think the most difficult part

on the co-parenting side you do have daddy sometime you do have mommy sometime and I found this out in a relationship I was in

I was dating this woman and you know her right and her parents weren't together right but for some reason the energy it wasn't a sexual energy and I always said I know he's still

hitting that right I always kind of thought so too I think you know what yo yo I mean maybe it's one thing to hit or can hit you know it's a whole thing thinking you can hit is almost same as hitting. You know he probably could. Yo, I think he probably could, too.

She love, love that nigga, right? I know. I know. And they met on the beach. The nigga kicked the kickball, kicked the beach ball her way. And she was like, hey. And ever since. And ever since, that beach ball got that motherfucker.

But I used to make fun of it like there's no way. But then now I think about it in retrospect, I really respected how they co-parented. It's like, yes, they had different lives, but it always came together for family shit. Yeah, and I talked about it with the mom. Not even just family stuff, for illnesses between the two. Kids not involved.

They know they have each other's back until the wheels fall off I knew and I used to feel like oh yeah they fucking they fucking but I was like no they ain't fucking they co-parenting right and what the thing about is like this little boy my son it's so funny and I'll have nothing nasty to say about anybody but it's so funny and I really respect it it don't matter what relationship that I'm going to build with him. He always includes mommy. Always going to. Even when I ain't fucking with her.

And I know it's time she ain't fuck with me. I'm like, man, I don't want to hear that mommy shit. Can mommy, can mommy, can mommy, can mommy, can mommy? I'm like, I don't want to keep hearing that shit. Nigga, who got the most candy in their pocket right now, nigga? I will say once he turns into a teenager, it will change. He'll know his relationship with you and know his relationship with her.

He know his relationship with me now. No, no, I know, but he won't want to do it all together. Yeah. It's like, whoa. More. But he'll be okay to do things differently with both of you.

He'll have fun. He does things differently with us now. Okay like have fun he'll he does things differently I don't know all right I thought to him how to pick his hair yes you've taught him a lot of things I thought about that was a big book because he's like Salvi and black and he tried to but she wants to represent the Saudis saw me sign and I want the Negro side every time she put some curl shit I pick that shit out I want that motherfucker fist up like this nigga I want him to if he ever is fucking

at the Oscars hosting the Oscars his nigga pull up to him I want him to smack the shit out of them before he gets shit smacked and I'm going to explain to my son what imminent danger means he needs to know so I was like this weekend is going to explain to my son what imminent danger means. He needs to know. So I was like, this weekend is going to be dope.

I know we talked about it before. A couple weeks ago, I had the opportunity. Shout out to my man Dominic, a black pilot I met years ago. He's based in Florida, right? And I started getting introduced to this whole black pilot association, black people in aviation and everything. And he introduced me to another fucking Brian. He's one of the owners of the Compton

Flight School. Oh, cool. Right? It's a school. You probably know about it. And a lot of people don't know about it. A lot of people don't even know that Compton has an airport. There's an airport at Compton. Right? And they teach kids how to fly. And every other week, they take some kids from the hood up flying.

It's beautiful for so many reasons. For so many reasons. The fact that it dismisses the thought of there are no black pilots. It dismisses the thought that this could be a field that like some, um, are you doing a selfie in the middle of the show? Stephanie, Stephanie,

what is wrong with you today? She's not on camera. Why are you calling? No, because like, I know, but you did duck lips. Oh,

fuck. It's talking about, I know your hair is a mess. What, what does that do with it? What the fuck is duck lips? No, you did. You did.

I saw you. You did like this. For your hair? Yo, you got good hair. There's no way your hair can ever be fucked up. You're in a conversation of good hair and bad hair, sir. I don't mean that. I'm in you have wettable hair is that it i mean latoya i'm sorry let's show you so the compton flight school oh let's try you have wettable hair too you know what i what i know

i have wettable hair I don't know why is everybody staring at me you're in a room full of girls as the women okay back to so these black guys

fly these planes right black guy fly plane right oh she told me to wrap it up she said keep it moving

I get no respect I get no less episode 75 episode 75 episodes I get no respect okay

here's the thing so the guy invites me out Brian he was like yo he has a young daughter when are you going to let me take you up I was like so he's an instructor too

my fucker said yo I got an idea why don't we go take our kids on a flight to Catalina Island to get burgers love it right come on son

no I ain't no flashy nigga you know that I'm not that I'm not flosser I'm gonna tell you this is what money means to me

money means to me is like being able to give people family and friends around me opportunity to do other things or just experience a good time that's what it is to me, money means to me is like being able to give people, family and friends around me opportunity to do other things or just experience a good time. That's what it is to me. I ain't want no like, nigga, I got this or none of that.

You know, don't care about my fame or my influence, but if I'm like this, my son about to go to school and shit on all them little kids. Yo, like they're going to be like, they won't say it, right? But I know inside these little kids like, nigga, you lying. How you fly a plane? Let me show you the video.

I know they're going to be like this. Yeah, we went on a plane. We went on a plane. No, no, no, no, no. Y'all don't understand what I'm saying. I flew a plane. And I thought that just the fact that I'm going to give my son that experience and people watching it really just look at it like this may be something I could do with my motherfucking son and I'm not trying to push my son into being a pilot because

I'm pretty sure the kids that they teach it's probably a small percentage that ever get their license but the bigger thing is that everybody can see that it's an opportunity they can see somebody they can see especially for black people oh shit because it's real

for years and this is the truth for years when you think about a pilot you think about a pilot, you think about Leslie Nielsen type motherfucker. Airplane. Airplane. When you think of a pilot, this is some real shit.

Think about the person that looks like Samson. Samson looked like he could be a pilot, right? I don't know about a good basketball coach, but pilot? Sometimes you got to deal with what what you gotta deal with right when you think about for years i've been muffled to come out that cockpick is white you think about a pilot it's white i mean it is a white dominated job and the first time that i saw a black person i was like this nigga got somebody uniform it's probably Halloween whatever

like when you were in the Air Force you didn't see a bunch of women pilots I mean there's not a ton but there are some there's some there's not a lot and I know I'm not trying to be funny that was just like this is the ignorance of me and the way people think and I was like this oh shit it we need to be have more female pilots

wait till you see a female see a black female pilot. I've been seeing them on Instagram and stuff. All the places you're going to see that is Soul Plane. I'm not getting on that plane. I'm sorry. A black female, I mean, I'll just take one or the other. You're going to be black or a female. I'm not going to have both in there.

Oh my God. I can't. So you trust a white female over a black female? I didn't say come on, man. Why? No, I didn't say come on, man. Why? No, I don't. No, I don't. Wait, do you?

I don't trust one more than the other, but I understand that if I was like co-pilot, I know one of those females would probably be quiet a lot faster than the other one. Can you cancel? You can't cancel. How can you cancel me?'t cancel how can you cancel me this is your show i can't cancel can we do a disclaimer right now i think this is a perfect time for a white person to ease the situation out we'll be right back yes for all you haters out there mr rawlings would like you to know that you can't cancel him.

And further, the views on this show are his views and his views only. So please, do not sue the white guy. And now that we have that white person, explain that back to the show. The point I was making was giving my son the opportunity to see a black person flying, to see that it could be done, to see that the sky's the limit. You know what I mean? a black person flying to see that it could be done to see that the sky is the limit you know i mean to see this is what i'm this is why i'm so upset with r kelly with these young girls and i want to be able to play i believe i can fly you did play it and i looked at i side looked at it like i was like because i saw i know i got what you were doing when you were but you

played it in the background on your instagram story and i was like he did not use this song what's wrong with you was that? That's a dope ass song. It was. Before he started fucking with these young girls, shame on him, he's locked up right now. That was the most motivating. You mean before? He's been doing it the whole time.

That means so you can play around. You still can't motivate? You know, I mean like, I'm not taking a, I ain't saying, I'm not taking, I'm not taking, I'm not taking, I believe I can fly away. I'm not taking. That's another one. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ha, ha, ha. Okay.

Yee-hee-ha. Any others? R. Kelly, is that? When I walk in the club, he's on yee-ha, hoo-ha. He's on ha-ha who high. He's high, high, high, who high, high. Nigga! I'ma tell you, man,

and you know her, when that song used to come on, might as well start stretching out. Oh, she was ready. Ooh, ooh, ooh, high, high, high. That was a calling sign. Mother gave me the bed did he just legs is going up i used to think that i that song i don't give a i'm telling i'm separating art from um

whatever those few songs yeah not for a lot of them almost Almost this whole catalog. I'm not taking the catalog away from them. I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't support the shit that he was doing. But I'm never, ever stop. I'm never going to stop listening to 12 play. So you're giving him cigarettes and top ramen in jail. Guess what?

The nigga did that. Guess what? The nigga R. Kelly sung to his daughter. Nigga, if I had to. If R. Kelly was like, R. Kelly, if I had like a couple packs of cools laying around. You would hook him up. I'd hook him up. Okay.

Nah, man. What he did was excuse him. I know. Imagine. Because I have a daughter. And so just thinking of the age of Salia now. She's 14. Nah man What he did Was excuse him I know imagine Like When Cause I have a daughter And so just thinking Of the age of

Salia now She's 14 It gives me A completely different Mind fuck You know So you took your son Up in the airplane

Just give me a time To get emotional man You give me time To say shit I could get canceled off of, but I'm all emotional in an emotional state. Yeah. Yeah. It's just tough. But. it's just tough but when

I was in the air and I'm looking back and Austin's beside me and Pilate's right there and I'm and I'm seeing him say something that he probably never experienced and we was leaving Compton I was like thank God we flying over these

gangsta ass niggas. I was like, oh, nigga, we was flying. I could see niggas out there crib walking and shit. I was like, buh-bye. Buh-bye. We're going to have buffalo burgers on Catalina Island. We'll touch down in 45 minutes. This is the reason why I spelled my son's name with an E, so he can have asshole moments like this.

If somebody said, what's your name? Austin. He'd be like, that's Austin with an E. I flew a plane this weekend. Me and my father. That's when you're arrogant, when you call your dad father. But this moment meant so much to me. It meant so much. And I was saying to

myself, I was asking about the program, right? I said, how well is the program doing? The program is doing well. They had a write-up on them. K-Cal, shout out to all the K-Cal producers over there. They're all dope. They did a write-up on them. And I was like, how successful is the program?

He said, it's doing really well but didn't see it that's what's wrong he said this is so wrong that i'm gonna make a change right now i'm gonna start it right now i'm gonna really see what my influence my influence is i know there's some celebrity and some money motherfuckers. I'm like this. They got one fucking plane. They got one plane that fits four people,

but hundreds of kids that are on the waiting list and want this opportunity. They got one fucking plane. How many teachers do they have there too? They got mad instructors. They put the, here's the thing is,

they got a couple of their, but they all, there's instructors just waiting. There's mad instructors, they ain't got no planes. They ain't got no planes. They ain't got no little, no Latino niggas that want a plane, a plane. They got a plane, a plane. They got a plane, a plane. They got one plane.

Now, here's the thing is, I'm like, oh, shit. And I'm thinking, right? I'm like, they got one plane. Then I was, one of my other instructors, I was asking him about these planes that you instruct people how to fly. I was like, how much? Because, you know, when you think about the price of an airplane, you're like, nigga, I can't afford a plane. He pointed to one, I said, how much is one of those doing? He said, that's like 50 grand.

I'm like, nigga, I had no rabbits that got that in their left pocket. Even they can have their own planes, but I imagine there's a lot of planes just sitting around right now, too, that they can donate for the weekends to these kids. Like other people that own planes their own planes because don't be way i mean you gotta realize i mean how many times you can i use your plane this week but there's insurance i know but imagine the sky police is this your plane hey yo i'm like digging like a japanese nigga let him use his plane the japanese nigga you know how i found out you know yo this is a true story you know how i found Hey, yo, I'm like, nigga, like, a Japanese nigga let him use his plane.

The Japanese nigga, you know how I found out, you know, yo, this is a true story. You know how I found out this nigga was Japanese? I need to sound effect ready. Okay, let me tell you. This is how I found out nigga was Japanese. This is going to be the most racist shit I say, but as funny as a motherfucker, right? I asked my man, because the nigga was displaying his plane with broken English right okay okay okay Chinese thing I don't know what nice was right but the Asian nigga he was explaining his plane and everything and

did a black dude he flew the plane before and Asia do I think he thought cuz he's black we gonna overlook shit it then the dude was like did you ever fix that second alternator right the asian thing was like what like that was raising races but he that's how he man this man he was like oh you know about that he said i reported to you i'm like you y'all talking alternators he was like so thank god we have the second one you talk about thank god before you about to fly he was like yeah okay i mean is it where he's okay but you'll be good i'm like you i'm gonna be good just stay low for the ocean so the dude was asian looking i know this is wrong right and this is how i found out that he was japanese because i asked my man i said he korean right and dude said yeah i said oh and y'all see, oh, hung on my low. And that nigga said, well, I don't understand you.

Yo, this nigga, I felt so wrong. He said, I don't understand you. I said, oh, oh, because that's like the tone. I said, oh, he said, I'm Japanese. But why did that dude set you up? He's like, yeah, he's Korean. Because I said, don't put the racism on me. Put it on him.

I thought you was, I didn't know what you was, right? I usually can tell by, I didn't know you was close. I didn't know what you was, right? He said you was Japanese, which made me speak Korean. And then the Japanese niggas started speaking to me in English. I'm like, okay, speak some Japanese or something. It was all fucked up. And I felt so bad. I'm like, man, I know he Japanese or something. It was all fucked up. And I felt so bad.

I'm like, man, I know he like this. Oh, they think it's funny? Wait till they get up near that alternator. Starts raggeding. On that alternator, yo, right? I was like, oh, shit. But we got one plan. So I was saying, why don't I try to reach out?

Here go the thing. I'm going to make this happen. I'm telling you I'm going to make this happen. You can. I know the to make this happen. I'm telling you I'm going to make this happen. You can. I know the people that can do it. What we want to do is ante up. I know this sounds crazy. I'm going to buy an airplane.

We'll start the nonprofit first. All right, got a nonprofit. Okay, boom. Okay. No, I said boom. That's good. I'm going to buy a plane. I'm going to encourage some other celebrities to buy a fucking plane.

This is what we're going to do. We're going to buy a fleet, nigga. I'm seeing the day. We're going to buy a fleet of planes. Here's the thing. Because Lord Dirk was talking about passive streams of income. He was talking about, you see these rappers with the gold teeth and all that type of shit. You know, when he get his money, he was like, yeah, he was like this.

Yeah, man, I got 18 wheelers. Like, he say his man told him about it. They bought the, what's the Kodak black nigga? One of them.

They just buy air, and they get contracts with Amazon and stuff like that to holy shit. But that's just an investment. And I already know how this is gonna work.

I'm gonna come up with a spreadsheet. White people, you people love spreadsheets. And this is what it's going to do. You going to want to fly with your favorite celebrity. Your favorite celebrity is going to teach you how to fly. We'll get a fleet of these, Snoop. Nori.

Fat Joe. Kanye. I wonder what the insurance is going to look like on that. And Kanye, if you don't get down, I'm going to get some planes and wrap it with skeet. I'm going to get these niggas and buy planes. Yeah, people always talk about the maintenance of it. The maintenance of it. Yeah, there's some maintenance.

But I know that those will be some prices you have. But I'm going to rent these, I'm going to the maintenance of it. The maintenance of it. Yeah, there's some maintenance. But I know that those will be some prices you have. But I'm going to rent these. I'm going to get these planes. I mean, the maintenance is also the, like, I'm just thinking the insurance costs of doing all that. I ain't talking to niggas. I'm talking to niggas that got money. No disrespect for the niggas that got a little change.

I don't disrespect nobody else. But I do know enough niggas that got dough that that ain't shit. And not only that, what my understanding is that we can get these motherfucking planes and then they'll be your plane. You can take it out with a pipe anytime you want, but then the schools use it.

You can rent it. It's a money thing. It's an inspiration thing. It's everything. That's a great idea. It's a great idea. You know how I know that's a great idea it's it's a great idea you know how i know it's a great idea because you thought of it no not that because people with me they don't ever want to say that i'm right or whatever so they even break my ideas

now they be like this that's an idea right instead of great idea yeah that's an idea or they be like this dear or that's idea that's what I'm going to do I'm going to start some shit and we are going to introduce some people that for the most part wouldn't be introduced

to a field of work and get them inspired whether they do it or not they're going to have an opportunity to see it and with that said this is not a game but this is a game show type of theme music i want to thank everyone that's tuning to the don air rollins show thank you stephanie for that charger with one percent throw that shit out the window latoya thank you for not having your titties out today i support

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